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Rank hashtag Count 1 Obamacare 1926 2 pharma 1853 3 Harvey 1377 4 ACA 1222 5 Charlottesville 1173 6 FDA 1104 7 Trumpcare 1043 8 Irma 1030 9 BREAKING 1014 10 SCOTUS 994 11 biotech 928 12 Trump 884 13 TheLead 836 14 Russia 774 15 FY18NDAA 746 16 BCRA 737 17 PuertoRico 719 18 adopt 714 19 DACA 646 20 ALSen 634 21 GA06 598 22 NAFTA 589 23 GrahamCassidy 580 24 dog 578 25 AMR 550 26 HurricaneHarvey 536 27 opioidcrisis 505 28 CNNSOTU 504 29 drugprices 484 30 Iran 458 31 AdoptDontShop 452 32 NorthKorea 451 33 healthcare 400 34 opioids 385 35 VAGov 374 36 cat 362 37 classactions 356 38 HurricaneIrma 355 39 AHCA 346 40 ksleg 343 41 taxreform 340 42 txlege 336 43 MTP 331 44 Medicaid 324 45 Comey 323 46 FOIA 306 47 Maria 306 48 Cybersecurity 292 49 NIH 292 50 Syria 291 51 TravelBan 290 52 Houston 288 53 ComeyHearing 283 54 FF 281 55 tbt 280 56 NYC 278 57 netneutrality 278 58 pets 274 59 cats 271 60 maga 267 61 opioid 257 62 ParisAgreement 256 63 ThisWeek 250 64 Rescue 245 65 Qatar 243 66 SkinnyRepeal 237 67 Afghanistan 234 68 China 230 69 dogs 228 70 FakeNews 227 71 MOSEN 226 72 UNGA 226 73 LasVegas 224 74 AspenSecurity 220 75 foster 219 76 drugpricing 213 77 ISIS 209 78 US 208 79 IranDeal 200 80 MOLeg 198 81 eclipse2017 197 82 GCHJ 196 83 climatechange 191 84 OTD 182 85 FTN 173 86 HurricaneMaria 158 87 California 156 88 LosAngeles 155 89 CDC 152 90 Nats 151 91 DPRK 149 92 wemakeNPR 147 93 LasVegasShooting 146 94 opioidepidemic 141 95 climate 140 96 BIO2017 139 97 USArmyReserve 138 98 mapoli 136 99 CongressionalBaseballGame 134 100 SolarEclipse2017 133 Tweet List
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Number Tweet ID Date Message 1 872509847241207809 2017-06-07 13:45:32-04 !!! SSCI has posted Comey's opening statement for tomorrow's hearing. I'm reading through it now. https://t.co/q8rKA2xrGi 2 871836350709891073 2017-06-05 17:09:18-04 DOJ just announced charges against someone who gave classified intel to a news outlet. Description matches 5/5/17 NSA report... https://t.co/4gioMhFKJn 3 870348676555735041 2017-06-01 14:37:49-04 Well, I guess we *won't* always have Paris. https://t.co/kzx9Mexea4 4 870626060576018432 2017-06-02 09:00:02-04 This is the vice president of the United States saying he doesn't understand why people care about the health of the planet. https://t.co/c4PaUzLA5c 5 870299399175380992 2017-06-01 11:22:00-04 Literally how did it take this long? https://t.co/v0NuURLyP1 6 872493183153958912 2017-06-07 12:39:19-04 Nothing. They are choosing not to answer congressional overseers' questions. https://t.co/bjYm7kOzfU 7 872485339742556160 2017-06-07 12:08:09-04 Warner spokeswoman ---> https://t.co/0j29qphDrK 8 872479940389871616 2017-06-07 11:46:42-04 King: What is the legal basis for your refusal to answer these Qs here? Coats: "I'm not sure I have a legal basis." Oops! 9 871906030116114433 2017-06-05 21:46:11-04 NYT: Trump feels deep resentment toward Sessions because he recused himself from the Russia probe. https://t.co/JxwNFkJolq https://t.co/KejdTrXjze 10 872460314910109696 2017-06-07 10:28:43-04 Any time an IC official talks about surveillance, you should check @emptywheel's feed https://t.co/yVKXFgReK9 https://t.co/YdJAzfTBoN 11 871842516458496001 2017-06-05 17:33:48-04 Here's how the NSA identified The Intercept's source. Bad opsec! https://t.co/OD6Pc7VJL5 12 870301420511043585 2017-06-01 11:30:02-04 Worth a read, on conservatives' missed predictions about the Paris agreement. https://t.co/vBcuwViCBN https://t.co/y8dMqOPNbW 13 872511048431144960 2017-06-07 13:50:19-04 Comey's testimony confirms: On 2/14, in the Oval Office, President Trump asked him to drop the investigation of Flynn. https://t.co/OAdrq8NBMw 14 872510348624113664 2017-06-07 13:47:32-04 Comey on 1/27 dinner: he suspected "the dinner was...an effort to have me ask for my job and create some sort of patronage relationship" https://t.co/WeZFV0ZN25 15 872477140578684928 2017-06-07 11:35:34-04 Heinrich: What role did Sessions play in Comey firing? Rosenstein: Won't comment on that matter. 16 870311082790879232 2017-06-01 12:08:26-04 It's happening! Comey to testify publicly at Senate Intel next Thursday. https://t.co/GwmD7Zplpu 17 870297640600313859 2017-06-01 11:15:01-04 French cyber chief: "In terms of effects and impact, we are clearly getting closer to a state of war." https://t.co/m9ICZYicN6 18 871374735992659969 2017-06-04 10:35:01-04 Trump is golfing right after a terrorist attack on our closest ally. Will Republicans say anything? https://t.co/9XXBgb1zf2 19 870777104543211522 2017-06-02 19:00:14-04 WaPo reports that Nunes approved HPSCI unmasking requests similar to what he & Trump criticized the Obama admin for. https://t.co/vKeZqugaKz https://t.co/5s0Fkz0bkJ 20 872138755230101504 2017-06-06 13:10:57-04 .@MarkWarner says cyberattacks on state election systems were "much broader" than publicly known. https://t.co/Ddy0UPrykj https://t.co/uWg7izu8gE 21 872489600547160064 2017-06-07 12:25:05-04 -----> https://t.co/51b0hfdBmV 22 872486192406769664 2017-06-07 12:11:32-04 Everyone is so angry. https://t.co/i4pEmW4XRT 23 872255476024709120 2017-06-06 20:54:45-04 We have essentially been lucky so far that the people running these agencies love their employees and their mission. 24 871890633794781185 2017-06-05 20:45:00-04 Nomination alert! Trump has picked Brian Benczkowski to head DOJ's Criminal Division, which handles domestic cybercrime cases. https://t.co/aNdlACHdNH 25 872212632639598592 2017-06-06 18:04:31-04 Here's the CNN story. Wow. This is all just ... so much. https://t.co/y1g6tIWdoG https://t.co/h7ODR29PKB 26 872245471195971586 2017-06-06 20:15:00-04 WaPo reports that Trump asked DNI Coats to intervene with Comey and get him to back off Flynn. https://t.co/M3O1eLOoHy https://t.co/iCF96Gnjmh 27 870364051360108544 2017-06-01 15:38:55-04 Rare Obama statement on Trump withdrawing U.S. from Paris accord. Says the U.S. "joins a small handful of nations that reject the future." https://t.co/BKarCA5LKJ 28 870374896127193088 2017-06-01 16:22:00-04 Worth noting, once again, that people in Pittsburgh and all over U.S. supported Paris accord https://t.co/vn33ApRBl6 https://t.co/irA81KY67u https://t.co/7xgOfHDGi8 29 870378671256850438 2017-06-01 16:37:00-04 Wonder if he consulted the State Department on this. https://t.co/ylJKh9XA5T 30 889554951055314945 2017-07-24 14:36:42-04 @blakehounshell this is like if you floated a trial balloon and it popped and it was full of pie and the pie hit you in the face 31 888555111869558786 2017-07-21 20:23:41-04 This from Trump's DNI is stunning https://t.co/wR1DxQTPJH 32 888472646890999808 2017-07-21 14:56:00-04 Nixonian https://t.co/5CYYJtIUeN 33 888063817795678209 2017-07-20 11:51:28-04 Bossert says he showed @charlie_savage's article about 702 https://t.co/Qr55OZPUZ2 to Trump and Trump was "appreciative." 34 888805843394850819 2017-07-22 13:00:00-04 Wow wow wow https://t.co/Bbeygk6JSb https://t.co/zEkYp66aqV 35 890277887202537472 2017-07-26 14:29:23-04 omg https://t.co/aL1Uq5i2lm https://t.co/RNDX0eSd2N 36 888858108516225024 2017-07-22 16:27:41-04 NARRATOR VOICE: This is a backdoor. https://t.co/OhbDu4FlzR 37 888477427814383617 2017-07-21 15:15:00-04 Oh my god https://t.co/57zhw1lTXL https://t.co/3rKHTwEv3s 38 889922552709214211 2017-07-25 14:57:25-04 This probably deserves some follow-up at some point https://t.co/l8GulqlTCV 39 888220738473398272 2017-07-20 22:15:01-04 Astonishing quote from a lawyer representing a Trump family member. https://t.co/3Do3kIYldv https://t.co/cQ1aQJVlr7 40 888069742958788609 2017-07-20 12:15:00-04 Reuters has a story — "Russia says in talks with U.S. to create cyber security working group" — that's just this. https://t.co/LR4axwqIpm https://t.co/Od0uffa19N 41 888433958349938688 2017-07-21 12:22:16-04 This is the guy Spicer quit over https://t.co/vvDOVg7tTU 42 888096183511547906 2017-07-20 14:00:04-04 ICYMI: "Trump administration helps shutter massive online crime market" https://t.co/dc4dCEABrK https://t.co/AKD9bwFUIf 43 888207235888943110 2017-07-20 21:21:21-04 Trump "was especially disturbed after learning Mueller would be able to access several years of his tax returns." https://t.co/2GFOefsI0a https://t.co/Arx5WRMtbC 44 888209300677693441 2017-07-20 21:29:34-04 Corallo, Trump legal team spokesman whose resignation broke tonight, was against publicly attacking Mueller. Wonder if that's why he's gone. https://t.co/NqrP3yT4w7 45 889645351740874752 2017-07-24 20:35:55-04 @JaredRizzi This was the largest crowd of Boy Scouts to ever hear the beginning of an orgy story, period 46 889289010161614849 2017-07-23 20:59:56-04 Local governments keep using Kaspersky despite GSA delisting, WaPo investigation finds: https://t.co/z7JQLQHVt1 47 888545375442829312 2017-07-21 19:45:00-04 .@KimZetter has been covering voting security issues for 14 yrs. Her @nprfreshair interview is essential listening. https://t.co/pk0HIUKKvP 48 888534054013870080 2017-07-21 19:00:01-04 U.S. officials who regularly read Russian intercepts say Kislyak, unlike other diplomats, does not lie in his reports back to Moscow. https://t.co/4O2IqrFWYm 49 888533040946958337 2017-07-21 18:55:59-04 !!!! US intel intercepts show Kislyak said he and Sessions discussed "policy issues important to Moscow" https://t.co/oFHeQrXgQe https://t.co/almocnGLHQ 50 890221419543404544 2017-07-26 10:45:00-04 There it is https://t.co/naIjXbAnQZ 51 889915685396033536 2017-07-25 14:30:07-04 Scaramucci told Politico that he was firing Michael Short, then criticized the media for reporting it. https://t.co/NDdA8jDuG0 https://t.co/svS1LRRVpW 52 886967484691210241 2017-07-17 11:15:02-04 Interesting. Didn't know about this Reagan story. Difference between Reagan and Trump teams and Gore team is striking. https://t.co/SdY4rkvtzq 53 885511639004463105 2017-07-13 10:50:01-04 This has a whiff of something https://t.co/jPVJTXp9gy 54 885912009031733249 2017-07-14 13:20:57-04 Life comes at you fast. https://t.co/LyAmXTmhR7 https://t.co/2fc7653r0b https://t.co/uO5Kbs66uD 55 885499054309859330 2017-07-13 10:00:00-04 DOJ defying court orders is an interesting look. https://t.co/M2d3Zk5OM1 56 885259223210180608 2017-07-12 18:07:00-04 Journalism matters. https://t.co/uvpRF3QJ8F https://t.co/fGFvJFbG25 57 885547221516783616 2017-07-13 13:11:24-04 We still have no evidence that Jim exists, but if he does, Trump is done listening to him on France. 58 886749276197588997 2017-07-16 20:47:57-04 Calling our press the "MSM" plays into Russia's campaign to undermine trust in our institutions, fwiw https://t.co/bd5TAUeoMv 59 887317038196240384 2017-07-18 10:24:02-04 SCOOP from me in @MorningCybersec: Tillerson is considering CLOSING @State_Cyber and limiting ppl working on issue. https://t.co/j0cEUzc6lk https://t.co/2RqDCRWFXh 60 887012559953571840 2017-07-17 14:14:08-04 SCOOP: @C_Painter, the State Department's top cyber diplomat, is leaving his post at the end of the month: https://t.co/wVVc7pM2jB 61 887413992200835072 2017-07-18 16:49:17-04 House bill increases DHS cybersecurity spending, but not as much as Trump requested: https://t.co/ZvNFkr6fOe by the inimitable @timstarks 62 885538563374239744 2017-07-13 12:37:00-04 lol https://t.co/qkGg2Y5FJm 63 887654712299970560 2017-07-19 08:45:49-04 Bloomberg now reporting that State's cyber office will be closed+folded into economic bureau, as I first reported: https://t.co/9BfjgYmyVe https://t.co/cKUodnfKQL 64 887295902964174851 2017-07-18 09:00:03-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/VhVwVvsvZi https://t.co/Gdg8toZSvj 65 885879971377541120 2017-07-14 11:13:38-04 That they didn't redact people's personal information tells you everything you need to know. https://t.co/IahMo6dr1c 66 887365606265286656 2017-07-18 13:37:01-04 He's attacking his own party https://t.co/W0bmUOpfgO 67 885846344853725185 2017-07-14 09:00:01-04 People familiar tell Reuters that Kaspersky software sometimes "inappropriately" scans and deletes users' files. https://t.co/F90vAMLrkq https://t.co/xYYDU4U8iL 68 887061857760034818 2017-07-17 17:30:02-04 Someone asked Sean about Trump's missing 90-day cyber plan at today's briefing. https://t.co/mzARsUMzFJ cc: @IsaacDovere @MatthewNussbaum https://t.co/zKGlU2gciU 69 885250976101355522 2017-07-12 17:34:14-04 "Something happened and we have to find out what it is." — Man who can access literally any piece of information collected by the IC 70 885221434267766784 2017-07-12 15:36:51-04 When @kenvogel wrote his story, he was at Politico, which @SHSanders45 once said she would never use as a source. https://t.co/VZj88qZ32F 71 885158980783411201 2017-07-12 11:28:41-04 This is not how he responded to questions about alleged Clinton conduct. https://t.co/CyWcSiwftI 72 883009802842103812 2017-07-06 13:08:37-04 Shaub tells NYT: "There isn’t much more I could accomplish at [OGE], given the current situation." https://t.co/JLSMgzfiNm https://t.co/c58i03gzJu 73 882645753491054592 2017-07-05 13:02:01-04 Oh man. Trump ISIS plan delayed because it's the same as Obama's and they don't want to admit it. https://t.co/hlUx0oDcer https://t.co/Pu1LJHhz5t 74 885134495946551296 2017-07-12 09:51:23-04 Senate Judiciary Committee chairman attacks acting FBI director https://t.co/AkUlNedtoY 75 883872082160832512 2017-07-08 22:15:00-04 .@nakashimae reports that the NSA has detected FSB (Cozy Bear) fingerprints in the power company hacks. https://t.co/q1YdARGNLP https://t.co/P9y8zyuMCG 76 883123985709490177 2017-07-06 20:42:20-04 Bloomberg reports that Russia is main suspect behind nuclear company breaches: https://t.co/XWf53Njqjv ICS equip manufacturer also hacked. https://t.co/5ob45hZik8 77 883399832219467776 2017-07-07 14:58:27-04 Per DB, no one except Trump brought up Podesta/DNC at G-20, and when he did, aides "nodded politely or ignored him." https://t.co/KJjgAfP9iI https://t.co/qAdDZyq7Kb 78 883071811390275584 2017-07-06 17:15:01-04 Good news for the Hawaii Republican Party! https://t.co/f3UDC11n0Z 79 884148228035424256 2017-07-09 16:32:18-04 "Trump’s Son Met With Russian Lawyer After Being Promised Damaging Information on Clinton" https://t.co/CEZGOeu7Jd https://t.co/ipVYs7G9WC 80 883008012402733056 2017-07-06 13:01:30-04 Best part about Perry's backward theory is that it actually reveals the problem coal faces: There's a lot of it, but we no longer need it. 81 884888764614619138 2017-07-11 17:34:56-04 BREAKING: Trump administration limits agencies' ability to buy @kaspersky cybersecurity software: https://t.co/8FZZTW5FKU 82 885152881925664768 2017-07-12 11:04:27-04 Graham is angry. "You're going to be the director of the FBI, pal." Tells him he should tell politicians to call FBI in similar situation. 83 885148360256012289 2017-07-12 10:46:29-04 Wray's full comments on encryption in response to Hatch's question. https://t.co/ajsjvILd3R 84 885147008901816320 2017-07-12 10:41:06-04 Hatch: Find encryption solution that works for all sides? Wray: Not sure what solution is but "we have to find a solution." 85 884796936351617026 2017-07-11 11:30:03-04 RIP, period in American history in which this was the best email ever published. https://t.co/Tg15Uyf3la 86 883111428101734400 2017-07-06 19:52:26-04 .@EENewsUpdates was first to report on this wave of attacks, including one codenamed "Nuclear 17." https://t.co/f7cX8qhF5H https://t.co/96GobjbDez 87 883729393599877121 2017-07-08 12:48:00-04 Read @michaelcrowley on Trump's meeting with Putin: https://t.co/gBDBm5FFWi https://t.co/YLbkHRvT3C 88 884890033634906115 2017-07-11 17:39:59-04 This is not a full ban, as ABC reported the administration was considering. That could still come. But this is still significant. 89 884889484545929216 2017-07-11 17:37:48-04 Kaspersky denies that its products are Trojan horses for the Russian government, but FBI, DHS, Congress, and others are concerned. 90 883815464790614017 2017-07-08 18:30:01-04 Former Obama admin officials involved in Russia response say new power company hacks point to danger of escalation: https://t.co/emUlAUPhZJ 91 884814542143750144 2017-07-11 12:40:00-04 Holy MOLY https://t.co/19ofiYuDWu 92 884877832043757568 2017-07-11 16:51:30-04 So, uh, something just happened. Stand by for news. 93 884791971721695232 2017-07-11 11:10:19-04 The Times just posted its story with the email: https://t.co/suDUbLgxBb Don Jr. appears to have wanted to get ahead of it. 94 883111217140834305 2017-07-06 19:51:36-04 Hackers have recently breached computers at nuclear power companies, including one in Kansas, DHS/FBI report warns. https://t.co/ngEHu3vfSt https://t.co/L0wLz9naoP 95 882966114501787648 2017-07-06 10:15:01-04 .@RepAdamSchiff: "This is not putting America first, but continuing to propagate his own personal fiction at the country's expense." https://t.co/8zT5ehj5Jd 96 884150063097827328 2017-07-09 16:39:36-04 Astonishing part of this is Don Jr.'s statement. "It quickly became clear that she had no meaningful information." He wanted it! https://t.co/mfmBUNya4n 97 885191054504464384 2017-07-12 13:36:08-04 Hirono: Should Sessions be getting briefings on the Russia probe? Wray: No. 98 885179980392665092 2017-07-12 12:52:07-04 Wray: "I would not tolerate any inappropriate influence on Special Counsel Mueller's investigation." 99 885163612976840704 2017-07-12 11:47:05-04 Wray: "No one should mistake my low-key demeanor as a lack of resolve, as some kind of willingness to compromise on principle." 100 884140106587582464 2017-07-09 16:00:02-04 Here are Tillerson comments on cyber dialogue w/ Russia at joint press conf w/ Poroshenko in Ukraine. Says need global engagement on cyber. https://t.co/nlc44sx6Io 101 885128699636535298 2017-07-12 09:28:21-04 You won the election. https://t.co/heXYZjAqvC 102 884789389242621952 2017-07-11 11:00:03-04 You can now send news tips to Politico thru Signal, SecureDrop, etc. Check out the info page I helped design here: https://t.co/zcOcbLUXeV https://t.co/FkRYL1dq9C 103 884249317015404544 2017-07-09 23:14:00-04 Our story published at 6:51pm: https://t.co/PAgS3cBpRI and Trump tweeted his walkback at 8:45pm. Just saying... https://t.co/0C2ZoIgcDw 104 883819058898100225 2017-07-08 18:44:18-04 Former officials told me that the potential for Russia escalating a conflict, including through grid attacks, was on their minds last year. 105 884069133180166145 2017-07-09 11:18:01-04 The obvious next question is, what you and your similarly troubled colleagues going to do about it? https://t.co/UE9aMxCC6W 106 883390576346845185 2017-07-07 14:21:40-04 The president told me not to believe anonymous sources https://t.co/cJ5lFsbWdB 107 883385312919121920 2017-07-07 14:00:45-04 This is exactly what Trump has said in public https://t.co/bY8oOQC4ls 108 880462525694976002 2017-06-29 12:26:38-04 This is not how it works https://t.co/43PpOBz9Ec 109 882238321816199169 2017-07-04 10:03:01-04 One year ago today. I totally forgot that this happened on Independence Day. https://t.co/tUG8m4bngl 110 881860090906767362 2017-07-03 09:00:04-04 "I loved Ayn Rand when I was 18 — before I had children & figured out how the world really works. That’s not how it works, as it turns out.” https://t.co/b9zBXi0Y4H 111 880550193451552774 2017-06-29 18:15:00-04 Jeez. Cyberattack at DLA Piper is so bad that it's disrupting litigation. Work email & doc management systems down. https://t.co/hlUpjwJWcZ https://t.co/hecEhZON0H 112 882312554365767682 2017-07-04 14:58:00-04 Man, it's really all happening. https://t.co/xceleADX95 https://t.co/yoX9TcgyB4 113 880965142846078976 2017-06-30 21:43:52-04 WSJ: GOP operative who sought help finding Clinton emails referenced Bannon, Conway, Sam Clovis in recruiting pitch. https://t.co/eW4UJ6Kf7i https://t.co/pi0K8ktxXA 114 882627381109948417 2017-07-05 11:49:00-04 "As of today, every computer which is on the same local network as our product is a threat." https://t.co/N6HiXo3pLZ https://t.co/TBNQqJyLMI 115 880776687453061122 2017-06-30 09:15:00-04 Remember when Treasury tweaked cyber sanctions so US firms could get licenses from FSB? They lobbied hard for that. https://t.co/pA16P5w1a6 https://t.co/SuePZfVRqo 116 879400619341205504 2017-06-26 14:07:00-04 Pretty serious allegation — that another country meddled in the 2016 election in addition to Russia. The White House should explain itself. https://t.co/abBT1bYH3n 117 879738598244835328 2017-06-27 12:30:01-04 A tipster sends along this photo taken outside DLA Piper's D.C. office around 10am. #Petya https://t.co/HWS4UFlvQR 118 878300514420576257 2017-06-23 13:15:35-04 omg https://t.co/kxROM9bB6O https://t.co/RaTw5kjAiB 119 879376409524928512 2017-06-26 12:30:48-04 .@OTI's @KevinBankston tells Five Eyes ministers meeting today and tomorrow to "heed the advice of experts" and leave encryption alone. https://t.co/xy0zGryuzC 120 878442514839212032 2017-06-23 22:39:50-04 She's running https://t.co/nF8uCvo5us 121 880102398122971136 2017-06-28 12:35:37-04 DHS IG finds that no, DHS did not hack Georgia: https://t.co/AX0GAjO5hm Many right-wing sites ran with this claim despite lack of evidence. 122 878221104040607744 2017-06-23 08:00:02-04 Trump told Fox Mueller's friendship with Comey was "bothersome" & complained about his team's donations to Clinton. https://t.co/MHh5Ac6weM https://t.co/ju9jddhU10 123 878345670251433984 2017-06-23 16:15:01-04 Sessions will talk encryption and cyber issues at Five Eyes AG meeting next week, DOJ announces. https://t.co/rfPHIo1Xr9 124 877931691263705088 2017-06-22 12:50:01-04 This isn't an expression. They literally grilled prisoners. https://t.co/02l1FwBfNN 125 877936160839843840 2017-06-22 13:07:46-04 Possibly the biggest POTUS self-inflicted wound since Watergate https://t.co/cbKludi94r 126 880117342339870720 2017-06-28 13:35:00-04 Burr and Warner asked 21 states affected by Russian hackers to go public: https://t.co/y6erGDt2Tr 127 879695310519488512 2017-06-27 09:38:00-04 This tweet deserves a million retweets. https://t.co/wPaczq8DAD 128 877890501382475777 2017-06-22 10:06:20-04 @Cory_Bennett @RGB_Lights You can preview the interview in today's @MorningCybersec: https://t.co/zQPJOPyHlb Then click here to read the rest: https://t.co/rMT13Zc7QC https://t.co/ZKDD5CkcrX 129 879721330530279429 2017-06-27 11:21:24-04 Just what this situation needed https://t.co/OsRzOFGy2o 130 879821642272129024 2017-06-27 18:00:00-04 This story is incredible. https://t.co/xjw3lxGsRt https://t.co/gfe8gvPLvE 131 877878821097160706 2017-06-22 09:19:55-04 As head of DHS, Johnson lacked access to all (or maybe even most) info necessary to reach this conclusion. Even Clapper was partly in dark. https://t.co/ETlOzwyYUG 132 877564701487628288 2017-06-21 12:31:43-04 Headlines in conservative media from Jeh Johnson testimony on unprecedented foreign interference in an American election. https://t.co/TCg6iaS6LF 133 876926711878754305 2017-06-19 18:16:35-04 Some old tweets from the president's lawyer's spokesman. https://t.co/xcOc6lLO8S 134 875865583832621056 2017-06-16 20:00:02-04 Wow. Federal civil rights agency launches probe of Trump administration for starving CR offices of staff and $$. https://t.co/d07KXbvMHT https://t.co/zzIQ8TZ7NQ 135 875527599140651009 2017-06-15 21:37:00-04 Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein just issued an unusual statement basically telling people not to believe leaks. https://t.co/VqfDIm1cqY 136 875720194185998336 2017-06-16 10:22:19-04 Here we go. ABC scoops that Rosenstein has privately said he may need to recuse himself. https://t.co/2phnqkAIYF https://t.co/f6XKikPpHI 137 877141491444994048 2017-06-20 08:30:02-04 come on https://t.co/m8uDFjmKvX 138 877527952329756672 2017-06-21 10:05:42-04 Acting DHS official Jeanette Manfra told SSCI that DHS has evidence of Russian hackers targeting election systems in 21 states. 139 875729698193457153 2017-06-16 11:00:04-04 Not surprising but still a neat detail: Mueller will use a separate computer network from the main DOJ one. https://t.co/ZiITBfn3Aa https://t.co/VFyO4yZw4l 140 875744780239511552 2017-06-16 12:00:00-04 Whoa. DOJ line-of-succession EO says acting USAs can't serve as acting AG. That rules out both EDNC and NDTX. Succession unclear after them. https://t.co/I4jyxFbtx3 141 875720875882024960 2017-06-16 10:25:01-04 America, meet Rachel Brand, who may soon be the acting AG for the Russia investigation: https://t.co/whbH6PCwQc 142 875356000617992192 2017-06-15 10:15:08-04 Missed this yesterday: NSA has "moderate confidence" that the NK govt developed WannaCry to raise money. https://t.co/mf559DPsNc https://t.co/el7zJURkVn 143 877555512795123712 2017-06-21 11:55:13-04 .@jhalderm at SSCI: "If we fail to act, I think it's only a matter of time before a major election is disrupted or stolen in a cyberattack." 144 877183078116069376 2017-06-20 11:15:17-04 Trump cybersecurity coordinator Rob Joyce goes public with his Twitter account. https://t.co/OCwhULcPMe 145 877590699113316352 2017-06-21 14:15:02-04 "Bono has emerged from a lengthy meeting with House appropriators" is definitely not a sentence I expected to read, but of course it's 2017. https://t.co/KLifliFzrQ 146 876159953857380352 2017-06-17 15:29:45-04 They have @GalGadot's Wonder Woman costume at #AwesomeCon. https://t.co/OtmKbeLnG9 147 875133251572047873 2017-06-14 19:30:01-04 It's Day 145 of the Trump administration and the president is personally under criminal investigation for obstruction of justice. 148 877282413633720320 2017-06-20 17:50:01-04 bad look https://t.co/kJFZifNodu 149 874631255672967169 2017-06-13 10:15:15-04 Leahy: “I have my own suspicions about why the president may seek cuts to FBI operations and personnel...” 150 872833660986294279 2017-06-08 11:12:15-04 Wyden: Why did you think Sessions would recuse? Comey: We had facts I can't discuss publicly that made his continued role "problematic." 151 872826568695050240 2017-06-08 10:44:04-04 Comey: "The statue of justice has a blindfold on 'cause you're not supposed to be peeking out to see if your patron is pleased" with you. 152 872863293827764224 2017-06-08 13:10:00-04 Amazing @dougmillsnyt photo. (https://t.co/bBNeUDyfj7) https://t.co/6ltFeK8IB6 153 874808616196481024 2017-06-13 22:00:01-04 Surreal text to read in a story about the president of the United States. https://t.co/CUn1ytclZj https://t.co/oLbt3yjkPx 154 874672717835902976 2017-06-13 13:00:01-04 Not even telling the ranking member is just...my god. https://t.co/Kst3jBSjOQ 155 874657891046891521 2017-06-13 12:01:06-04 I understand the Capitol and the office buildings are crowded, but reporters aren't kids on field trips. Our presence cannot be conditional. https://t.co/ziv2vGlsmd 156 872837809631092736 2017-06-08 11:28:45-04 Heinrich: Did you have any interactions with Trump that suggested he took Russian hacking seriously? Comey: Don't think so. 157 873593105173299200 2017-06-10 13:30:01-04 Comey wasn't FBI director at the time, senator. https://t.co/9EvbipMJyI 158 874698884735541248 2017-06-13 14:43:59-04 In lieu of me, follow @KatieBoWill @karoun @SariHorwitz @JennaMC_Laugh @tomlobianco for Sessions Session livetweets. Starting now. 159 872851066286727169 2017-06-08 12:21:25-04 Comey: "I considered whether I should call for" a Clinton special counsel but realized it'd be unfair bc he knew "there was no case there." 160 872887204074459137 2017-06-08 14:45:01-04 McCain statement on his Comey questioning: "I get the sense from Twitter that my line of questioning today went over people’s heads..." https://t.co/bsvqoP64Nl 161 872828492085424128 2017-06-08 10:51:43-04 Comey confirms under oath that Trump's I-hope-you-can-let-Flynn-go quote in his testimony is exactly what he said. 162 874969215303811073 2017-06-14 08:38:11-04 Glimmer of light in the dark https://t.co/C57af6z86x 163 874612319074095104 2017-06-13 09:00:01-04 Bloomberg says Russia breached 39 state election systems and tried to delete data in Illinois: https://t.co/hNeWSoMxRz https://t.co/ixGc8zcsMj 164 874442867296657409 2017-06-12 21:46:40-04 Rosenstein would have to personally fire Mueller & cld only do it w/ "good cause" https://t.co/fSrkSdj3YB h/t @renato_mariotti @woodruffbets https://t.co/wqZGclOHPc 165 874725568234881029 2017-06-13 16:30:01-04 -------> https://t.co/ZtNVUsTSIr 166 874722091010056192 2017-06-13 16:16:12-04 Needless to say, this is incredibly wrong https://t.co/CeN7srckgI 167 874614899921571841 2017-06-13 09:10:16-04 Remember the DHS/FBI JAR was heavily criticized for including useless indicators. https://t.co/pinZ54qLyR We don't know if this is solid. 168 873265696104427520 2017-06-09 15:49:01-04 probably just an oversight https://t.co/vIkHNbUBus 169 874660755651649536 2017-06-13 12:12:29-04 -----------> https://t.co/qzX92QboUd 170 873936617664167936 2017-06-11 12:15:01-04 Fact check: False. The leaks were not illegal. https://t.co/l7MQmuIp3l 171 873256989014585344 2017-06-09 15:14:25-04 !!! Trump says he'd "100 percent" be willing to testify under oath about his interactions with Comey. 172 874980996998807553 2017-06-14 09:25:00-04 "If we didn't have return fire right there, he would have come up to each one of us and shot us point-blank." https://t.co/Wjtyw2HrVM 173 873342510537596928 2017-06-09 20:54:15-04 C L I N T O N F O U N D A This is interesting I O N https://t.co/ScqdZfRgPR 174 874644345755979776 2017-06-13 11:07:16-04 Graham wants to know whether the White House ordered the 2% DOJ budget cut. Rosenstein: "I honestly do not know the answer to that." 175 875039582835933184 2017-06-14 13:17:48-04 What. The. Hell. https://t.co/TWUfe5AHj9 https://t.co/arzDRm1Vsu 176 874678883391594496 2017-06-13 13:24:31-04 From what I understand, the committee didn't change any rules; it just began enforcing an existing one. So this says nothing. https://t.co/PQoGAxg3s5 177 874964893287555072 2017-06-14 08:21:01-04 Think about this. Jesus. There should be police at all of these events. https://t.co/Croi0l56Ob 178 875046430901186560 2017-06-14 13:45:01-04 Wow. https://t.co/jEDQmEN05Z 179 875035124752142338 2017-06-14 13:00:05-04 One year ago today, I joined Politico as part of its rebuilt cyber team. During my orientation, some news broke. It's been quite a year. https://t.co/sBhDZXZNfn 180 873215622838079488 2017-06-09 12:30:02-04 Yes, I'm sure Kellyanne Conway has never leaked private conversations to reporters. https://t.co/AC4ULlbQGs 181 925437223943667713 2017-10-31 15:00:02-04 The previous administration wasn't welcome because it criticized Duterte's gross human rights abuses https://t.co/o5VTYzjj0m 182 924081186133114882 2017-10-27 21:11:38-04 Maybe Mueller is charging a turkey so Trump will really have to pardon one next month 183 923977709583323137 2017-10-27 14:20:27-04 @pauldemko I hate when he stands next to my desk and shouts "We will not be replaced!" at me 184 922878720058232834 2017-10-24 13:33:27-04 Russia and Ukraine face new #BadRabbit ransomware outbreak. Here's @POLITICOPro's latest: https://t.co/UQgNgz1zk4 185 922849573344890881 2017-10-24 11:37:38-04 Bossert keeps citing the British and Israeli models for whole-of-nation cybersecurity, but admits they're unlikely to fully map to the U.S. For one thing, Israel has conscription. Both countries also integrate private and public assets more closely than we do. 186 925021334287126533 2017-10-30 11:27:26-04 A Russian-government-connected man told a Trump campaign adviser about emails with Clinton "dirt" weeks before the DNC hack was revealed. https://t.co/2FwyOQYMEK 187 924092410715664384 2017-10-27 21:56:14-04 Apparently Dana Boente, the U.S. Attorney who announced his resignation today, was not planning to resign. His office helped with Clinton and Trump probes. Hmmm... https://t.co/91gmqBKU56 188 923992467665489920 2017-10-27 15:19:05-04 So this is interesting. Boente has only been a U.S. Attorney for four years. Maybe something to do with the three high-profile roles he's filled on an acting basis since January 30? https://t.co/bB5uCSpnwK 189 922976005664460800 2017-10-24 20:00:02-04 That's not how science works. https://t.co/l2y5CeAvLw 190 925135232751357952 2017-10-30 19:00:02-04 The American Bar Association has deemed a second Trump judicial nominee "not qualified." https://t.co/czhrQiVuyF 191 924967849118109696 2017-10-30 07:54:54-04 "Paul Manafort and his former business associate Rick Gates were told to surrender to federal authorities Monday morning..." https://t.co/6H3Dh7eN51 192 925074848660914176 2017-10-30 15:00:05-04 This should be ... interesting https://t.co/Oa2vzmRjCG 193 921443154116661248 2017-10-20 14:29:02-04 Government officials say this in many political systems but not in democracies https://t.co/ytPxuvAS5c 194 920726737029353472 2017-10-18 15:02:15-04 Roy Moore knows a thing or two about disobeying the law https://t.co/ivIaISagLg 195 921442362794086401 2017-10-20 14:25:53-04 WH briefing already a doozy. Reporter points out that what Kelly said happened didn't happen. SHS says it did happen but outside of the video. Reporter presses. SHS says: "If you want to get into a debate with a four-star Marine general, I think that's inappropriate." 196 921037686403751937 2017-10-19 11:37:51-04 @BlakeSobczak They are. https://t.co/4F4ugICHZg https://t.co/f5uHSaNO7F 197 920469762018299904 2017-10-17 22:01:07-04 "This is what happens when the institutions of the state are incapacitated: the last person left standing is often a journalist. Which makes her the first person left dead." https://t.co/fEFVg81p98 198 921058378683527168 2017-10-19 13:00:04-04 Uhhh this is a legally dangerous thing for a senior U.S. diplomat to say https://t.co/qJp5JOYvvN 199 921200779922427904 2017-10-19 22:25:55-04 Did he really say this? This...isn't funny. https://t.co/eCxpmmDFmf 200 921078923550654464 2017-10-19 14:21:42-04 JAMES COMEY SUBTWEET https://t.co/3EaEtOGlln 201 919910806078201861 2017-10-16 09:00:01-04 Oh my god. https://t.co/N7z5pPmIKN https://t.co/kRcgWqThdY 202 917895087836860417 2017-10-10 19:30:17-04 As expected, Kaspersky says it didn't know Russia was using its software like a search engine for classified U.S. government files https://t.co/jIvV5kTajd 203 918315594100994048 2017-10-11 23:21:13-04 @pauldemko this reads like liberal wish fulfillment of what a former republican lawmaker would be saying right now 204 917917676072157185 2017-10-10 21:00:02-04 hahahahaha everything is terrible https://t.co/jLCVe32lrH 205 918204559419260928 2017-10-11 16:00:01-04 Note his word choice. It's our ability to write without government censorship — not the content of our writing — that he says disgusts him. https://t.co/BGhZH7d0QR 206 918535222844624896 2017-10-12 13:53:57-04 same https://t.co/wn6c8vSfX7 207 917824979198201856 2017-10-10 14:51:42-04 Significant: At @NavalAcademy conference, Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein signals shift in DOJ's encryption policy. Trump administration seems to have given up on convincing tech companies to cooperate. https://t.co/JUZtpnY8G2 https://t.co/YEjjZognb1 208 918159274882293761 2017-10-11 13:00:04-04 Big news: Trump's DHS secretary pick is White House deputy chief of staff Kirstjen Nielsen: https://t.co/R3NzAbkUMS Nielsen, a cybersecurity expert, was Kelly's chief of staff at DHS and would be the first former employee to run the department. 209 917902570630156288 2017-10-10 20:00:01-04 Hackers were able to breach the *non-operational* network of at least one American energy company, new report says: https://t.co/orVlxp87cX https://t.co/x8vV96LMlt 210 915713142231064582 2017-10-04 19:00:00-04 https://t.co/qaY2mO5efI https://t.co/7zjmwSjbpm 211 915572270336217090 2017-10-04 09:40:14-04 CNBC interviewer asks McCabe if Trump has asked for his loyalty. McCabe says he swore one oath, to the Constitution. So that's a "no," interviewer asks? McCabe: “That’s correct.” 212 915983591737319427 2017-10-05 12:54:41-04 An NSA contractor brought home documents about U.S. offensive cyber capabilities. He used Kaspersky on his home computer. Russian government hackers stole the documents. https://t.co/6ydjsmF5ud https://t.co/bSSiy1LLQl 213 915263281220202497 2017-10-03 13:12:25-04 DHS elevates election cybersecurity work from program level to task force level. @timstarks has more for Pros: https://t.co/4S2xMCd6If 214 915593537269399553 2017-10-04 11:04:44-04 Reporter asks Tillerson if the part he denied is the only part he considers erroneous. He does not answer the question. https://t.co/ABtwHaS7Tb 215 915547385136369665 2017-10-04 08:01:21-04 Tillerson referred to Trump as a moron after a meeting at the Pentagon and almost resigned after Trump's Boy Scouts speech. https://t.co/cgWRSyaB1Y https://t.co/u3h2Yz3xHF 216 912795752698716160 2017-09-26 17:47:21-04 Wow. Resigning DEA chief "had become convinced that President Trump had little respect for the law." https://t.co/SzUzOhXwXR https://t.co/oecmn2STk9 217 913802631688130561 2017-09-29 12:28:19-04 Joyce on cyber re: North Korea: "We’re using all elements of national power in there. We’re also considering it in terms of risk. … We’re making sure that we’re attentive to the probability that they, if cornered or even if not cornered, will use cyber in malicious ways." 218 913067978601746432 2017-09-27 11:49:04-04 Duke on state hacking notifications: “We notified the systems owners and that didn’t necessarily notify the right senior officials that need to take action. So that is corrected.” 219 912776295771262977 2017-09-26 16:30:02-04 DHS — already facing criticism from states for election security communications — gets more egg on its face. https://t.co/1RQEqTaH1U https://t.co/qerx6nXLop 220 912731953077551105 2017-09-26 13:33:50-04 @michaelcrowley classic internet troll behavior 221 913399837995016192 2017-09-28 09:47:46-04 At Senate Judiciary hearing to confirm Trump's nominee to lead DOJ's Criminal Division, Feinstein says she "cannot support this nomination." "I'm concerned that he doesn't have the qualifications or independence needed to lead this important branch of government," she says. 222 912761382206164992 2017-09-26 15:30:46-04 https://t.co/MyfAUSxdFt 223 914916470911619074 2017-10-02 14:14:19-04 @Carrasquillo @jbarro Surprised Secret Service OKed this 224 913902995317886976 2017-09-29 19:07:08-04 .@ddiamond and @rachanadixit making Politico proud on MSNBC and CNN simultaneously rn https://t.co/RyBGGg6h47 225 914526691736866816 2017-10-01 12:25:29-04 WaPo reports that Trump signed a secret order directing Cyber Command to DDoS North Korea's military spy agency. https://t.co/lxr4AKYhMV https://t.co/Jp6eythkNI 226 913053326593359873 2017-09-27 10:50:51-04 Duke says DHS is prepared to help all states assess the security of their election systems before the 2018 elections. “We do have the resources.” 227 912746099147915264 2017-09-26 14:30:02-04 NOAA if true https://t.co/Czj4KtNDKo 228 913221726204452864 2017-09-27 22:00:01-04 this is the only good 280 tweet I've seen so far https://t.co/ZZNduzTc1a 229 915184668521127943 2017-10-03 08:00:02-04 "E.P.A. Chief’s Calendar: A Stream of Industry Meetings and Trips Home" https://t.co/kpWUQew9Wv https://t.co/GwSkG13iGc 230 914852484937584642 2017-10-02 10:00:04-04 Reuters has more great reporting on American tech companies submitting to Russian govt-certified code audits: https://t.co/q97aEBI87j https://t.co/oIRd5c3hL3 231 913871010851561472 2017-09-29 17:00:02-04 Where the Price news you've been reading all week has been made -----> https://t.co/Hdb13lkIhn 232 910654812169162753 2017-09-20 20:00:01-04 Almost 3.5 million Americans will be without power for four to six months. https://t.co/nUNNQmNcqt 233 911319436551999488 2017-09-22 16:00:59-04 HPSCI Dem: Committee Republicans act like "a second attorney" for witnesses testifying in Russia probe. https://t.co/rz6L1BxHHk https://t.co/vzzSASD89v 234 911228607514673158 2017-09-22 10:00:04-04 74% of Americans either strongly or somewhat support new cybersecurity regulations following the Equifax breach: https://t.co/C7lloVTK8g 235 911334297717501952 2017-09-22 17:00:03-04 DHS has informed 21 states where Russian hackers attempted to breach their election systems in 2016. Wisconsin just put this out. https://t.co/32IUp8jn8x 236 912421523348221954 2017-09-25 17:00:17-04 Deloitte hack gets worse with new @briankrebs reporting. Company isn't sure if it fully kicked out the hackers. https://t.co/KOQGXksmgP https://t.co/mpN1JPJafS 237 908017220919468037 2017-09-13 13:19:10-04 BREAKING: DHS directs federal agencies to identify any use of Kaspersky software and prepare to stop using it. https://t.co/kNcSIelPr5 238 908012414398070784 2017-09-13 13:00:04-04 This seems like a bad idea. https://t.co/ICnqq8jp3m 239 908427638225506304 2017-09-14 16:30:01-04 Russian embassy in Washington bemoans DHS Kaspersky ban, urges Trump to reconsider joint cybersecurity unit. https://t.co/18N59pLu1c https://t.co/qkN4gG1nUW 240 908329990076485632 2017-09-14 10:02:00-04 Schiff says he wants to disclose as much as possible about the role of FB+Twitter in Russia's 2016 election influence operation. #ProSummit 241 908332651479748609 2017-09-14 10:12:34-04 This quote is key. Voting system vendors are notoriously secretive, and states are mostly okay with that. How to change that? #ProSummit https://t.co/Q1BrdWcDMU 242 909522353461309446 2017-09-17 17:00:01-04 Tillerson's cuts to the US UN delegation included the cyber team. Side effect of closing cyber coordinator's office? https://t.co/BBhMqImkKy https://t.co/unDM1U2sCX 243 907349807160840194 2017-09-11 17:07:06-04 And here is a letter from the chairman and top Dem on the Senate Finance Committee asking for more details about the breach and response. https://t.co/iUjV3Iy3lD 244 907348834807926785 2017-09-11 17:03:14-04 Here are 10 Senate Democrats asking Equifax to drop opposition to CFPB arbitration clause rule: https://t.co/45d9brifF4 https://t.co/TlVuDTveLQ 245 907348022773686272 2017-09-11 17:00:00-04 Lots of lawmakers writing to Equifax's CEO about its data breach. Here's Blumenthal, angry about company's response: https://t.co/DzNjcxR9FB https://t.co/WzNfUVjPNi 246 905951320099643393 2017-09-07 20:30:01-04 .@MarkWarner out with a statement saying Equifax breach suggests U.S. may need nationwide data breach law and new data protection policies. https://t.co/9tA2ifoYZb 247 907368012960890889 2017-09-11 18:19:27-04 Maybe he's worried about Russian retaliation. Doubt Moscow uses CrowdStrike but the Kremlin wouldn't have to be proportionate. https://t.co/Y4Bgaa2yp8 248 906122485401309184 2017-09-08 07:50:10-04 Oh my god, what horrible news to wake up to. Unreal. https://t.co/pEXj0Hy3QZ 249 904796215782424576 2017-09-04 16:00:02-04 “Nobody’s really sure who’s responsible for this.” Politico's cyber team dives deep into election security funding: https://t.co/MqGJp20x8F https://t.co/r6PhKLjHUe 250 907617601773342720 2017-09-12 10:51:13-04 .@EACgov committee just voted to approve principles for new voting system standards. Background in today's MC: https://t.co/xnGEk5oza9 https://t.co/9Enycw1lkA 251 906199587509198848 2017-09-08 12:56:32-04 BREAKING: Virginia election office asks state board to decertify insecure touchscreen voting machines: https://t.co/sTc7MMk4ld https://t.co/4naFXZOvdM 252 906668548889743360 2017-09-09 20:00:01-04 Dateline: "THE EYE OF HURRICANE IRMA" https://t.co/2WCIHpfpj7 253 902984274369961984 2017-08-30 16:00:02-04 The AUMF has really gotten out of control https://t.co/ovc6vQV1cT 254 903784749877121025 2017-09-01 21:00:50-04 Biggest nomination is Boeing exec John Demers to be assistant AG for national security. NSD handles foreign cybercrime prosecutions. https://t.co/hnKE4mZEBD 255 902710352282091520 2017-08-29 21:51:34-04 Okay this account is Extremely Good https://t.co/JpcrvlrOj8 256 904766016634339329 2017-09-04 14:00:02-04 Many states want Congress to fund election security upgrades. Check out our deep dive on the issue: https://t.co/MqGJp20x8F https://t.co/byquppPT5H 257 903737604297736193 2017-09-01 17:53:30-04 It's moving day at the Russian Trade Representation in Washington, as Moscow clears out per the State Department's orders. https://t.co/wujAAYdkLw 258 900507951865221125 2017-08-23 20:00:01-04 https://t.co/AwtHCCd8hV https://t.co/2HWN9mSPh9 259 900749549509234688 2017-08-24 12:00:02-04 WH infrastructure council members have resigned, citing Trump's 'insufficient' attention to cyber threats. My story: https://t.co/ytJOIxOpyY 260 900085165791236096 2017-08-22 16:00:00-04 ABC: Christopher Steele gave the FBI the names of his Trump dossier sources. https://t.co/JB6YiIORDZ https://t.co/KdzNgEmVng 261 900485306432061440 2017-08-23 18:30:01-04 Trump called Tillis to say he didn't like his bill that would protect Mueller from being fired. https://t.co/RmpH7vSypM https://t.co/FuuLPmXpVx 262 900893456398241792 2017-08-24 21:31:52-04 Wow. CIA officials are worried about what their own director might do if they found damaging info on Trump. https://t.co/lV1dyU3rsF https://t.co/jewLR3UFTL 263 902168905615101953 2017-08-28 10:00:03-04 Intelligence officials think the FBI has been botching its Kaspersky investigation, @HowellONeill reports: https://t.co/HWUvzgUVZs https://t.co/s1YF3TvCfw 264 902210420852838400 2017-08-28 12:45:01-04 “Our boy can become president of the USA & we can engineer it. I will get all of Putins team to buy in on this, I will manage this process.” https://t.co/Ebfy42knPL 265 901882014021722112 2017-08-27 15:00:02-04 Holy crap https://t.co/OYLwxpnyZV 266 901111946237366272 2017-08-25 12:00:04-04 Officials say rise in Russian hacker prosecutions stems from pre-elex breakthroughs. Hackers increasingly rattled. https://t.co/LQhWZiekVg https://t.co/mHKwtOYXba 267 900708350865879041 2017-08-24 09:16:19-04 He deleted it, but here it is again. https://t.co/KRp1K3VjXX 268 900160668619333632 2017-08-22 21:00:02-04 ICYMI, story from me on President's National Infrastructure Advisory Council approving report w/ cyber defense recs: https://t.co/n2I5nm3VvJ 269 898556696016105474 2017-08-18 10:46:25-04 McCain is happy but says "there is much more to be done" on military cyber policy. https://t.co/7lWwQoErXa 270 897553363763687424 2017-08-15 16:19:32-04 this sums up what I can see as the view of this entire newsroom right now https://t.co/ldiCDv75CA 271 898680916410847233 2017-08-18 19:00:01-04 Ukraine's central bank tells financial firms that it has seen new email attachment malware circulating: https://t.co/Bw9m2z5njt 272 898550802473779200 2017-08-18 10:23:00-04 BREAKING: Trump announces that he has authorized elevation of U.S. Cyber Command. SecDef exploring NSA/CyCom separation. https://t.co/eGFT4IGNXx 273 898310973974388736 2017-08-17 18:30:00-04 .@HowellONeill scoop: The FBI has been briefing companies that use Kaspersky and warning them to sever ties: https://t.co/x3LwDNLrQP https://t.co/2hAL6NaD4o 274 898190182066733056 2017-08-17 10:30:01-04 In today's @MorningCybersec: Tensions b/w election officials and security experts on display at @EACgov meeting. https://t.co/4JKUDh657E https://t.co/EMDL2siIi3 275 897877313878204416 2017-08-16 13:46:48-04 FBI counterintelligence agent moves from special counsel's office to FBI's human resources division. That's...odd. https://t.co/lTgtSaQoXc 276 897552255796342784 2017-08-15 16:15:08-04 Audible gasps here as Trump asks if protesters will tear down statues of George Washington next. 277 898594096276754432 2017-08-18 13:15:02-04 https://t.co/Cpf90gOkNT 278 897567325460717568 2017-08-15 17:15:01-04 Voice of the nation https://t.co/cmrii0gkhJ 279 898303427113091073 2017-08-17 18:00:01-04 DO IT https://t.co/YSQWopwNWa 280 898173367248879618 2017-08-17 09:23:12-04 Leader of the American government just said nothing will ever be more beautiful than statues of men who fought a war against that government https://t.co/4XDQ6DpJDJ 281 895804459711778817 2017-08-10 20:30:01-04 oh my god https://t.co/nq52DFLBnV https://t.co/lNmHiWlGkJ 282 896759753564672000 2017-08-13 11:46:00-04 The thinking inside the White House -----> https://t.co/5maFASqL0A 283 896881510665637894 2017-08-13 19:49:50-04 The Nazis had better guns than the cops. That seems like something worth discussing. https://t.co/eJIC4gMvGD 284 895719681478336513 2017-08-10 14:53:08-04 John Kelly, call your office. https://t.co/1HGQCh2QRu 285 895013243143565312 2017-08-08 16:06:00-04 @MarisaKabas I highly recommend @vermontgmg's new book Raven Rock for history of doomsday planning and evolution of nuke chain of command 286 897136881862946816 2017-08-14 12:44:35-04 It's considered breaking news that the president of the United States condemned Nazis. 287 896522556957765633 2017-08-12 20:03:28-04 Also, reminder: State Department CVE program reportedly abandoning efforts to combat white supremacists. https://t.co/PNszhKnk8b 288 895698766749028352 2017-08-10 13:30:01-04 2016 was the hottest year on record, according to a new NOAA report. https://t.co/QnyAgoHxgR https://t.co/hltWRGwb42 289 894918038163783680 2017-08-08 09:47:41-04 @NatashaBertrand @John_Hudson that's pretty indirect; but more generally, IMO these links only acquire credibility only through independent verification a la peer review 290 892919196127985664 2017-08-02 21:25:00-04 Wow. https://t.co/jR53CZmVa2 https://t.co/q8samFwwU5 291 894558762098343936 2017-08-07 10:00:03-04 Ships are turning to radio to ensure they can navigate in the event of a GPS hack: https://t.co/ERUCONzKvH 292 892421059982618624 2017-08-01 12:25:35-04 @wossoff @martinmatishak Thanks! Credit also to @timstarks 293 892500437869449216 2017-08-01 17:41:00-04 .@RonWyden, one of five No votes, said he opposed Wray b/c he "failed to oppose" encryption backdoors. A first for a confirmation vote? https://t.co/I9WD8wFY31 294 893547093792407554 2017-08-04 15:00:03-04 Convicted felon visits senior White House staff https://t.co/mYA3zQ2SWZ 295 893508936799748096 2017-08-04 12:28:25-04 Excited for this unit to start leaking https://t.co/cytYa4EyoS 296 893183276772470785 2017-08-03 14:54:22-04 Here is the @MalwareTechBlog indictment. Accuses him and someone else of creating banking malware. https://t.co/kL98DZXzHx https://t.co/CkaxErSHzp 297 892573375163498496 2017-08-01 22:30:50-04 I can't stop laughing https://t.co/MRo8SndxcJ https://t.co/N1a47y3xRn 298 893290397274951680 2017-08-03 22:00:01-04 Hey, btw, I had this scoop today. https://t.co/9g4q7Zt92N 299 893489773813186560 2017-08-04 11:12:16-04 Sessions says at DOJ press conference that press freedom is not "unlimited" and must be balanced against national security. https://t.co/dXMZXy1HLB 300 892180583484317696 2017-07-31 20:30:01-04 Kelly told people at private Aspen meeting that he could get Trump to back down on the border wall. https://t.co/Ztzz4SSbZb https://t.co/4ITpb1EwyY 301 891038276903153664 2017-07-28 16:50:54-04 Holy shit. https://t.co/mU8YZ0GA3k 302 890965071349907456 2017-07-28 12:00:00-04 State's top cyber diplomat prepares to leave. https://t.co/KrOcrxw8h7 303 890542286496464896 2017-07-27 08:00:01-04 I can't believe this is really happening https://t.co/emBhbQC3w5 304 891059138041655297 2017-07-28 18:13:48-04 I asked fmr top DHS/DOD/WH cyber official Greg Touhill why Kelly did it. "All of us who raised our hands to serve never put our hands down." https://t.co/GFpS0KY2SG 305 891014011822772224 2017-07-28 15:14:29-04 Reuters scoop: House Science Committee asks 22 agencies for docs related to their use of Kaspersky software. https://t.co/N7j7rABbHF https://t.co/nYpGX5FXY8 306 890663082548056064 2017-07-27 16:00:01-04 Yiiiiikes https://t.co/3hn78BuNRS 307 892092142612566016 2017-07-31 14:38:35-04 "The decision to remove Mr. Scaramucci...came at Mr. Kelly’s request" https://t.co/8FtErLdiyc https://t.co/SXFC4XenRE 308 892396253119729664 2017-08-01 10:47:01-04 If these texts are real, they undercut the "this undercuts the Russian hacking narrative" narrative. https://t.co/JIs3yB6DVs 309 890552593960849408 2017-07-27 08:40:58-04 Love that this whole thing started with one of our best reporters just doing her job. https://t.co/hvA8cZpm6w 310 892006935427510272 2017-07-31 09:00:00-04 The EPA will remove climate exhibits from its in-house museum and may add "a display of coal": https://t.co/qPCGTjk235 311 890927325994418176 2017-07-28 09:30:01-04 Whoa https://t.co/Xf0oF09gQT https://t.co/d2GQXRXCRZ 312 892150382792589312 2017-07-31 18:30:01-04 This is bad https://t.co/IvbFFRdNkS 313 891025473718833152 2017-07-28 16:00:02-04 Not just that. Police cheering the idea. https://t.co/9Qa0yBMIGH 314 890680675065528320 2017-07-27 17:09:55-04 As you read this, remember that Anthony Scaramucci is the White House communications director. https://t.co/6jsG3EBkO2 https://t.co/lNhKcwtyYL 315 890587586988724226 2017-07-27 11:00:01-04 Tillerson plan to eliminate State's "special envoy" offices, like cyber, faces opposition. Great @nahaltoosi story: https://t.co/bLOFgjLs8B 316 890796476799922177 2017-07-28 00:50:04-04 Whither John McCain https://t.co/TwEKdMo8UI 317 890789528021024768 2017-07-28 00:22:28-04 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/D2WVcvgeLg 318 872857685368111107 2017-06-08 12:47:43-04 IMO, biggest news of Comey hearing is that the FBI has classified facts showing that Sessions role in Russia probe would be inappropriate. 319 874959864488919040 2017-06-14 08:01:02-04 Thoughts and prayers are with these brave men and women who keep our lawmakers safe. https://t.co/Zj67kKV6N4 320 872868328695640065 2017-06-08 13:30:01-04 Great @washingtonpost graphic showing CNN, MSNBC, and Fox News chyrons throughout the Comey hearing. https://t.co/HoXETK6dEW https://t.co/W5joiCKPaJ 321 873255207848869889 2017-06-09 15:07:20-04 Trump on Comey testimony: "No collusion, no obstruction, he's a leaker." Are there tapes? He'll address "sometime in the very near future." 322 874635587696947201 2017-06-13 10:32:28-04 Shaheen: “Have you seen any evidence of good cause for firing of Special Counsel Mueller?” Rosenstein: “No I have not.” 323 873306219913633797 2017-06-09 18:30:02-04 What was everyone's favorite Infrastructure Week story 324 875031331117203456 2017-06-14 12:45:01-04 This is indeed a trend -----> https://t.co/QEOXJKJK86 325 874969919154245633 2017-06-14 08:40:59-04 Wow https://t.co/773I73Fy7F 326 874645723278696448 2017-06-13 11:12:45-04 Van Hollen: Violation of Sessions’ recusal if he tried to fire Mueller? Rosenstein: “I do not expect that to happen, senator.” 327 874592651735183360 2017-06-13 07:41:51-04 Well, as predicted, the president did it again. https://t.co/rKcLDol8vP 328 874436288354693122 2017-06-12 21:20:32-04 Let's all just reflect on the fact that this denial had to happen. https://t.co/QRidBrcOkw 329 874395160934789120 2017-06-12 18:37:06-04 This definitively proves that we're living in a simulation https://t.co/MAsc3if9Q3 330 874051348798615553 2017-06-11 19:50:55-04 Caddy One https://t.co/H9yPxuwfoD 331 873970596220219393 2017-06-11 14:30:02-04 One is an incident, two is a coincidence... https://t.co/pKkttA0o8k 332 873556864000294913 2017-06-10 11:06:00-04 --------> https://t.co/NE3uTgMOQw 333 873300424224382977 2017-06-09 18:07:00-04 Sources: NATO dinner with Trump and other leaders "was like a total shitshow," "far worse than the speech." https://t.co/UuIiCoXbz6 334 873162780823531521 2017-06-09 09:00:04-04 NYT: Experts believe Russian mercenary hackers, not ones working for the Kremlin, planted the false Qatar quotes. https://t.co/OQDxAIIaWq https://t.co/mTImPzmatP 335 872881265179058176 2017-06-08 14:21:25-04 Seeing no legal experts who agree with this fwiw https://t.co/UPwJEf8VQU 336 872849815373324292 2017-06-08 12:16:27-04 Comey: Mueller appointment should offer "great comfort...that this will be done independently, competently, and honestly." 337 874676490016653312 2017-06-13 13:15:00-04 asdfghkjkhgfdsdf https://t.co/LfaPQvXvLd 338 872844644832477187 2017-06-08 11:55:54-04 Manchin: Did Trump ever show "interest or curiosity" or Russian hacking? Comey: I don't recall him doing so. 339 873206292776669189 2017-06-09 11:52:58-04 love 2 swamp https://t.co/7kQX1iFjZX 340 872488661241253889 2017-06-07 12:21:21-04 Wow https://t.co/3hkxBGBT57 341 872476269375520768 2017-06-07 11:32:07-04 Heinrich: This isn't classified and WH hasn't invoked EP. Why won't you address? McCabe: Will let Comey speak for himself. 342 872471647919505408 2017-06-07 11:13:45-04 Coats says privacy offices of NSA/FBI/CIA will review unmasking procedures. 343 872447622577090560 2017-06-07 09:38:17-04 Homeland Security Adviser Tom Bossert has written a NYT op-ed defending FISA 702, the subject of today's hearing. https://t.co/IMOSuR9cIe https://t.co/62r1NkCCA3 344 872252507912888320 2017-06-06 20:42:58-04 I don't think we fully appreciate what would happen if senior govt officials chose loyalty to the president over loyalty to their agencies. 345 872239437459189761 2017-06-06 19:51:01-04 Oh my lord. Comey told Sessions not to leave him alone with Trump. https://t.co/5VmjFdi6uO https://t.co/Sj2l1CwVfF 346 871900186808918016 2017-06-05 21:22:58-04 "I don't think the President cares what you call it" – @SHSanders45 at today's briefing https://t.co/o1Omml0rQA 347 871795910774337537 2017-06-05 14:28:36-04 The Trump administration is testing a limbo approach to accountability: How low can we go? https://t.co/8l2MZDIHsw 348 871743424222953472 2017-06-05 11:00:03-04 https://t.co/aG7jeRrz1A https://t.co/0ou3QcgQot 349 871705665038934016 2017-06-05 08:30:00-04 This story is written every few weeks, and nothing has changed. https://t.co/vWEbp6JI6v https://t.co/OtRHZo2iio 350 871371424325394432 2017-06-04 10:21:51-04 https://t.co/MkdeZnESfj 351 871150645918748672 2017-06-03 19:44:33-04 H.R. McMaster, call your SitRoom https://t.co/YMEtpYLPbZ 352 870755197106233345 2017-06-02 17:33:11-04 --------> https://t.co/Nstmzgsexy 353 870403333839757313 2017-06-01 18:15:00-04 Despite Spicer saying all Russia Qs should go to Kasowitz, WH now setting up Russia unit w/ dedicated comms ppl. https://t.co/jydwwc2Bxm https://t.co/ETrY37YjOe 354 870401319395139586 2017-06-01 18:07:00-04 It's gotten to the point where the fact that the WH likely won't even acknowledge this is just business as usual https://t.co/lJznUvvoGa 355 872455297960488962 2017-06-07 10:08:47-04 Deputy AG Rosenstein, Acting FBI Director McCabe, DNI Coats, NSA Director Rogers testifying at SSCI. Watch live: https://t.co/6CDkN6h2gv 356 872510509920264192 2017-06-07 13:48:10-04 After Comey first refused to pledge loyalty to Trump at that dinner, "We simply looked at each other in silence." https://t.co/6QIsStCwur 357 870651859580723205 2017-06-02 10:42:33-04 @Susan_Hennessey As I and other reporters have seen over the past few months, some agencies are not ignoring this directive 358 871856082561490945 2017-06-05 18:27:43-04 ----> https://t.co/PQIJAtaEna 359 870773270139740160 2017-06-02 18:45:00-04 ABC: Comey is "angry" at Sessions and Rosenstein and is prepared to talk Trump pressure, memos, and Russia fears. https://t.co/f6SelnRQgE https://t.co/falg82Q0N4 360 872089087670460417 2017-06-06 09:53:35-04 Hey guys we're ending terrorism congrats to everyone let's go get burgers https://t.co/fgSmIRKm1Q 361 872247891204739075 2017-06-06 20:24:37-04 BTW: According to this story, Trump vented about Comey to Coats *and CIA Director Pompeo*. Big Q in all of this is, what did Pompeo do? 362 870369360862257153 2017-06-01 16:00:00-04 Significance of this cannot be overstated ------> https://t.co/DXhykBM4Pn 363 870706048927019009 2017-06-02 14:17:53-04 https://t.co/Z6RUEswBOC 364 876218152241295360 2017-06-17 19:21:01-04 Way too on the nose https://t.co/Fq9eCTmZP9 365 875688580223561728 2017-06-16 08:16:41-04 Investigators don't typically publish their proof until they're ready to indict. https://t.co/T9nuaAGm23 366 875480539523801088 2017-06-15 18:30:00-04 Journalism matters, part 672. https://t.co/j0pTEDjfu0 367 875341965474320384 2017-06-15 09:19:22-04 So-called Purple Heart* https://t.co/A0iVMAjrjG 368 880504898021986308 2017-06-29 15:15:01-04 The AP fact-checked @SenPatRoberts on porcupine sex https://t.co/dw4XyuoWmJ https://t.co/0f92GuunUP 369 879728531005112320 2017-06-27 11:50:01-04 Second security firm says #Petya uses Windows flaw from NSA leak: https://t.co/8yfvkGoGQa 370 879727280460845059 2017-06-27 11:45:02-04 Head of Europol ----> https://t.co/VxewYZtx9C 371 879742371767869441 2017-06-27 12:45:00-04 Was scheduled to have lunch with some cyber lawyers today. Emailed to say I had to reschedule b/c of breaking news. They said "same." 372 879783897415827456 2017-06-27 15:30:01-04 A House GOP bill has thrust @usnistgov into the middle of a political fight over...cyber auditing. My new story: https://t.co/d9AlHjfT8n 373 881208227790286848 2017-07-01 13:49:48-04 Cyber experts told me & @Cory_Bennett that Trump's voter fraud commission was courting disaster w/ its data request: https://t.co/kNy6Kjfhk7 374 880785746801684480 2017-06-30 09:51:00-04 Romney adviser ----> https://t.co/Ro8IcGIWl8 375 880539743733170176 2017-06-29 17:33:29-04 The GOP operative met five hacker groups, some of whom he assumed were Russians. Told them to give Clinton's emails to WikiLeaks. https://t.co/wRtK1qYG0z 376 880539380212826112 2017-06-29 17:32:02-04 The IC has intercepted Russian hackers discussing getting Clinton's emails and sending them to Michael Flynn. https://t.co/zZdUfthGom https://t.co/yBttZLU4kf 377 880184032155140097 2017-06-28 18:00:00-04 The NSA director told Congress that he couldn't get Trump to accept the IC's finding about Russian meddling. https://t.co/bU6LIjmt3f https://t.co/Tmp7g8NZEw 378 880072800748396545 2017-06-28 10:38:01-04 This is so great. https://t.co/k3qCl8XjrH 379 879736192316706819 2017-06-27 12:20:27-04 Heard the same. Another NSA exploit may be at play here. https://t.co/lkfXXXPgIO 380 879734939826126849 2017-06-27 12:15:28-04 Jeez https://t.co/eFqrF1YbEm 381 879126563148754944 2017-06-25 19:58:00-04 Kislyout https://t.co/9fusopR7ca 382 878711760458575872 2017-06-24 16:29:44-04 Trump has clearly found a Russia talking point he likes. https://t.co/ClE4ZI9Kg5 383 878666784051802112 2017-06-24 13:31:00-04 If you haven't already, definitely read @a_greenberg's Wired story on Russia using Ukraine as a grid-hacking testbed https://t.co/SfVyY8kD4s https://t.co/6tA8QkT47N 384 878394740584087552 2017-06-23 19:30:00-04 "Trump White House Has Taken Little Action To Stop Next Election Hack" https://t.co/ucEdduGCdY https://t.co/tD9Nwj2gtq 385 878289046782566402 2017-06-23 12:30:01-04 Accompanying the Post's deep-dive Russia story is a great timeline that neatly lays out related events. https://t.co/yEauryRkdt https://t.co/CSyh3SbqLJ 386 890738585200087040 2017-07-27 21:00:02-04 I think about this a lot. https://t.co/ctH3hs03Ix 387 889930760932777985 2017-07-25 15:30:02-04 Trump tells WSJ in a new interview: "I’m very disappointed in Jeff Sessions." Says he's "looking" at firing him. https://t.co/DiESPQtK1A https://t.co/HpVia24ZGN 388 890217650609020928 2017-07-26 10:30:02-04 Here's the incredible story of DOD covering up its $125 billion waste problem: https://t.co/sAywWctXA9 https://t.co/zcqiqDWUZT 389 890697037678874626 2017-07-27 18:14:56-04 ded https://t.co/A2BFMDtrd2 390 890707029563777024 2017-07-27 18:54:39-04 If you're a reporter, get a call recording app. There are good free ones for both iOS and Android. https://t.co/zq07F7emP1 391 889870360354725890 2017-07-25 11:30:01-04 SJC has begun its confirmation hearing for Brian Benczkowski, nominee to lead DOJ Criminal Division, and two judges. https://t.co/mhUMYl3HZD 392 890244070211301377 2017-07-26 12:15:00-04 "The presidential announcement took the Defense Department by surprise." https://t.co/h62q6CLoml https://t.co/vCxSTVCmst 393 889659055152693248 2017-07-24 21:30:22-04 Jam-packed 4-byline Politico story w/ signs that McMaster, Tillerson, and Sessions' days may be numbered: https://t.co/42SxJk1wEl https://t.co/MPKgaCpjQj 394 889619624110718977 2017-07-24 18:53:41-04 omg https://t.co/q6QTqyYIKd 395 892033360062627840 2017-07-31 10:45:00-04 Brutal https://t.co/LlMxlJNky5 396 888058439984971776 2017-07-20 11:30:06-04 Bossert on whether Russia paid a price for its hacking: “They are right now not paying enough. They’re not paying anything.” 397 887837211605045248 2017-07-19 20:51:01-04 https://t.co/65yA7xh7Vt 398 887837439833886722 2017-07-19 20:51:55-04 https://t.co/34jl3pnIYA 399 887836382307201024 2017-07-19 20:47:43-04 I mean just every other line in this Trump interview is absolutely incredible https://t.co/h7BmJj0Jdc https://t.co/PsU1QPfvaG 400 888184164004048896 2017-07-20 19:49:41-04 Pompeo used to love WikiLeaks btw: https://t.co/hQc5np1UdX 401 888058083649433600 2017-07-20 11:28:41-04 At Aspen conference, HS Adviser Tom Bossert says he accepts IC Russia conclusions but says votes were not hacked. https://t.co/BJH9qPfO9I 402 887502270824419329 2017-07-18 22:40:05-04 Oh my god https://t.co/SFV4Uzks45 https://t.co/6Ni7oiOujv 403 888036997637566464 2017-07-20 10:04:53-04 Europol has put out its press release on the takedown: https://t.co/IEdHJoUT7s 404 887783094341775360 2017-07-19 17:15:58-04 AG Sessions and Deputy AG Rosenstein to announce "international cybercrime enforcement action" tomorrow at 10am. https://t.co/BnSCEBT67k 405 887318658917310469 2017-07-18 10:30:28-04 State Department still has yet to comment on the cyber office. As a reminder: Chris Painter, cyber coordinator, leaves at the end of July. 406 887317250499387392 2017-07-18 10:24:52-04 @MorningCybersec @State_Cyber Source to me: “They basically gave [Painter] two weeks notice ... clearly they don’t think [the cyber office is] that important." 407 888911539125624832 2017-07-22 20:00:00-04 That's...odd https://t.co/k9wx9192eX 408 888375511809798145 2017-07-21 08:30:01-04 This guy is so good https://t.co/gE6w10XDqt 409 887737556011438080 2017-07-19 14:15:01-04 Just remarkable that this is happening https://t.co/VYyKfbnH5m 410 887429206862438400 2017-07-18 17:49:45-04 Trump relying on Putin's translator is definitely not weird https://t.co/HiXgT60Q9d 411 887109113662119937 2017-07-17 20:37:49-04 Obamacare repeal just died its latest death https://t.co/GV43dB53bq 412 887065626560299011 2017-07-17 17:45:00-04 Maybe just me but I get uncomfortable any time a group that promotes guns talks about journalism dying and targets a specific outlet https://t.co/XdZjNw3AQc 413 888790758592925697 2017-07-22 12:00:04-04 Wow. RIP Jim Vance, a legend. https://t.co/dD2MAoOKlT 414 884947925163442177 2017-07-11 21:30:01-04 !!! Trump's personal lawyer Marc Kasowitz has privately said he may resign. https://t.co/0wH13EiWul https://t.co/8Rx3xZCsAY 415 886742999215988737 2017-07-16 20:23:00-04 The simulation's Watergate trolling is getting out of hand https://t.co/jQxwjcTOuS 416 885898543180992513 2017-07-14 12:27:26-04 ------> https://t.co/tcj3eMIL3v 417 885144511139196928 2017-07-12 10:31:11-04 Feinstein: What role did you play as AAG in approving OLC torture memo? Wray: "My view is that torture is wrong" and "ineffective." 418 884493936361865216 2017-07-10 15:26:02-04 There is literally always a tweet (h/t @CahnEmily) https://t.co/LDCvaZnzV1 419 884471943033913345 2017-07-10 13:58:38-04 Treasury OFAC director tried to water down the Russia sanctions bill in the House. https://t.co/qjJ6pcogKg https://t.co/KYlPhavHYQ 420 885150921306640386 2017-07-12 10:56:39-04 Leahy: Will you read classified version of the assessment if confirmed? Wray: "Definitely. It’d be one of the first things I’d want to see." 421 884842337704267777 2017-07-11 14:30:27-04 This is nonsense. He tweeted the emails because the Times was about to publish them and only for that reason. https://t.co/YlGRMpSGRf 422 883879631887015936 2017-07-08 22:45:00-04 Per NYT, Trump began meeting with Putin by saying, "I’m going to get this out of the way: Did you do this?" https://t.co/KTqZbgQMoi https://t.co/HHaBFtAHq4 423 882943464257626112 2017-07-06 08:45:00-04 What if they can't afford what they want to buy? https://t.co/ArA0H2NrIf 424 882607499597103104 2017-07-05 10:30:00-04 Whooof. https://t.co/INtDeIaBQD 425 882664127151431680 2017-07-05 14:15:01-04 I have listened to the AT&T Executive Teleconference System hold music for so many hours that I may just have them play it at my wedding 426 882962817187553280 2017-07-06 10:01:54-04 Surreal: Kremlin spokesman seizes on ambiguity in Trump's hacking comments to deflect blame. https://t.co/jbCRKa8rxH https://t.co/OvkH1LJulz 427 892373020836278274 2017-08-01 09:14:42-04 And you thought 2017 couldn't get weirder https://t.co/wBnwGTv50H https://t.co/1AH5uhvj2b 428 925569337821421568 2017-10-31 23:45:01-04 .@ggwash made a Halloween-themed @wmata map and it's great. https://t.co/BwGk0fNLL1 https://t.co/1Vk1EvRI7N 429 921458854768054272 2017-10-20 15:31:25-04 SHS saying Wilson said things validating Kelly's account that weren't on the video but that were "witnessed by many people that were there" reminds me of Trump's claim about people celebrating in NJ on 9/11. 430 918899137071915008 2017-10-13 14:00:01-04 North Korean defector says the regime can hack South Korea into oblivion "anytime Kim Jong-un gives a green light." https://t.co/QVuCOu7kFU https://t.co/cuvSbvnfem 431 915989478476455936 2017-10-05 13:18:04-04 In September, DHS banned government agencies from using Kaspersky. https://t.co/Bll5RGgEWl For a long time, and especially since the ban, reporters have been asking officials for evidence of the harm Kaspersky causes. They've declined to elaborate. We now have one example. 432 915615037565358080 2017-10-04 12:30:10-04 Rosenstein: “Encryption is a valuable tool. … We in law enforcement have no desire to undermine encryption. But the advent of warrant-proof encryption is a serious problem.” 433 917872369988857856 2017-10-10 18:00:00-04 I love the internet so much https://t.co/udEy4zdyjO https://t.co/nIOZlkkaGC 434 915599906869522432 2017-10-04 11:30:03-04 omg https://t.co/Rtbbq9HPBd 435 913043385115660288 2017-09-27 10:11:21-04 @HowardMortman https://t.co/NHDRhfmKUT 436 911419325290082304 2017-09-22 22:37:55-04 https://t.co/kYja6dV4le https://t.co/nVJp6cpHkp 437 911377599863156736 2017-09-22 19:52:07-04 States finally find out: Did Russian hackers target them? https://t.co/s0XUTZu2Wj Our updated story with the latest from the states. https://t.co/wAuQVfU3Q6 438 908038471352295424 2017-09-13 14:43:36-04 Kaspersky says it's "disappointed" w/ DHS banning it on gov networks, calls allegations "completely unfounded," says US misread Russian law. https://t.co/gC9tP9fyRh 439 905484369183289345 2017-09-06 13:34:31-04 Friendship ended with MITCH AND PAUL Now CHUCK AND NANCY are my best friends 440 906586259614773249 2017-09-09 14:33:02-04 Did you know there's a thing called Doggie Dip Day where they let dogs swim before they close the pool for the winter https://t.co/rzCiPs89zP 441 905992841842884608 2017-09-07 23:15:00-04 This is the best Timesian rendering of internet slang I've ever seen https://t.co/yF5x1ojfVe https://t.co/xvB2zRXulh 442 903603355871657985 2017-09-01 09:00:02-04 Trump sometimes calls Bannon "from his personal phone when Kelly is not around," which I'm sure Kelly loves. https://t.co/gVMj8oLayH 443 903720367797092352 2017-09-01 16:45:00-04 So good https://t.co/QXWA2BNjHL 444 902923878401318912 2017-08-30 12:00:02-04 Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein today: encryption "legislation may be necessary" if tech cos don't help govt access data. https://t.co/sNRY1shOND https://t.co/7UBakjLDVW 445 900836801161695232 2017-08-24 17:46:44-04 As I read the indictment, the malware took advantage of three different zero-day exploits to give the hackers access to corporate networks. https://t.co/BKW91gUDZF 446 902894746548531200 2017-08-30 10:04:17-04 .@C_Painter reacts to Tillerson closing his cyber diplomacy office in our new interview, his 1st since leaving State https://t.co/Bs1Yqwqh3G 447 901164780278341632 2017-08-25 15:30:01-04 Jared stole this from me so we're at war now https://t.co/R956pcBfkB 448 900808147077660672 2017-08-24 15:52:53-04 Wow. This is...wow. Are we gonna charge someone for traditional cyber espionage? https://t.co/MX2rvx8rRl 449 902366710052909056 2017-08-28 23:06:03-04 @lrozen how dare they treat a PhD that way 450 898326077776343040 2017-08-17 19:30:01-04 Good lord https://t.co/1eGUuXtZKu https://t.co/VCSkoRhfWE 451 899701067134455811 2017-08-21 14:33:44-04 @JaredRizzi Jared Q. Rizzi is calling for a total and complete shutdown on light 452 897098234031726592 2017-08-14 10:11:00-04 wondeR which coUntry iS preventing hiS trIAl https://t.co/u1Z9HVnb4w 453 896748184999006208 2017-08-13 11:00:02-04 Americans' interest in joining the Foreign Service has plummeted amid State Department turmoil. Very alarming. https://t.co/qK4HG4bAGj https://t.co/6YTXdpMSp8 454 896189501260746752 2017-08-11 22:00:02-04 Once more, for those panicking. https://t.co/fMPawG0Fxb https://t.co/rFEUMWXHNd 455 896519807046225921 2017-08-12 19:52:33-04 Is Duke the first Trump administration official to call white supremacists violent extremists? https://t.co/AJXd8zrAtX 456 897793082963505152 2017-08-16 08:12:05-04 @maggieNYT Youngest WH comms director (albeit interim) ever? 457 895706311261925378 2017-08-10 14:00:00-04 Wow. It really does work like in the movies. https://t.co/rsG0HPusXF 458 895034385610571776 2017-08-08 17:30:01-04 At least it's Friday. 459 895109882252189696 2017-08-08 22:30:00-04 https://t.co/kq9MpuPztf 460 895064586780516352 2017-08-08 19:30:01-04 omg https://t.co/N9K0EJoLdk 461 893891204538093568 2017-08-05 13:47:25-04 "Not that kind of spearphishing" – the U.S. intelligence community https://t.co/8AIAeklq4f 462 893453017621647361 2017-08-04 08:46:13-04 There was a West Wing scene about this! I miss Ainsley. https://t.co/BZMHYD2QIt 463 893169595892195328 2017-08-03 14:00:00-04 Through his official congressional site, @DanaRohrabacher promoted a report claiming the DNC hack was an inside job: https://t.co/bPpLhg3DBk https://t.co/VvmVCJ5e6n 464 892792120985042944 2017-08-02 13:00:03-04 James Comey has a book deal https://t.co/5DQOdrJp9B https://t.co/5nFIotiK25 465 894649359031123968 2017-08-07 16:00:03-04 *sighs deeply* https://t.co/iHBebsFqYk 466 894724848735399936 2017-08-07 21:00:01-04 Major climate report leaked to NYT shows that global warming is already hurting us. Will Trump approve its release? https://t.co/vfy75yumK7 https://t.co/JG0wTmPaaY 467 892542966497255427 2017-08-01 20:30:00-04 The Trump admin is preparing to redirect DOJ Civil Rights Division resources to helping white college applicants. https://t.co/Cz7Nb9n7Qw https://t.co/i1K9NBnNH4 468 872512941345714176 2017-06-07 13:57:50-04 These sentences exist in congressional testimony from the former FBI director about the president. https://t.co/pvfEyH3RFi 469 870644930280128513 2017-06-02 10:15:01-04 Extremely disturbing: The White House has told agencies to ignore Democratic lawmakers' requests for info. https://t.co/Gg8YHew8BH 470 870643872489234432 2017-06-02 10:10:49-04 @EricLiptonNYT Truly Shah-mazing 471 872463157486211072 2017-06-07 10:40:00-04 Coats keeps calling the NSA "NASA," which is ... weird. 472 870278765179527168 2017-06-01 10:00:01-04 Flynn offered James Woolsey the job of CIA director but made it contingent on reporting directly to him (????) https://t.co/y2OlhQeAw5 https://t.co/qWXCys9How 473 871818187737890819 2017-06-05 15:57:08-04 Leaked NSA report assesses that Russia tried to hack local election officials using info stolen from voter data firm https://t.co/jdJ7AAbwkA https://t.co/ChDjsz3QO1 474 870678900787032064 2017-06-02 12:30:01-04 This is really great https://t.co/bZqeVKX0yG 475 870724206060871680 2017-06-02 15:30:02-04 I asked OPM about this and they denied having such a policy. No answer to my repeated Qs about why a staffer said this to Rice's office. https://t.co/apZZhuZhpN 476 870641168341651456 2017-06-02 10:00:04-04 A 400-pound 3-year-old? https://t.co/GK45G8M6QI 477 870359292880207872 2017-06-01 15:20:00-04 Oh wow. https://t.co/nFbuOhRTjE 478 872461938458075137 2017-06-07 10:35:10-04 WH didn't tell chair and top Dem of Senate Judiciary Committee about FBI director pick ahead of time. https://t.co/GO5wbG1JRA 479 872654689296429056 2017-06-07 23:21:05-04 @soaringleap424 oh my god your MOM this is going to be amazing 480 872654416532340737 2017-06-07 23:20:00-04 omnishambles https://t.co/Yf66gO8xsS 481 872654176920240128 2017-06-07 23:19:03-04 @soaringleap424 for real tho i'm not trying to make this About.Me I am just so excited to see you both!!!! 482 872653723465547776 2017-06-07 23:17:15-04 @soaringleap424 this happened, jess 483 872653533690114048 2017-06-07 23:16:30-04 @soaringleap424 omg 484 872653511745560576 2017-06-07 23:16:24-04 @soaringleap424 are you going to talk about the time we went to see a nats game with free tickets i got from an ice cream brand 485 872653307927515137 2017-06-07 23:15:36-04 @soaringleap424 jess are you going to introduce me to everyone 486 872653139433992193 2017-06-07 23:14:56-04 @soaringleap424 oh i see i did not know it would be small, this makes sense, np 487 872652750311567360 2017-06-07 23:13:23-04 @StarWarsUK @LillianSkye_ wait there are only twelve months what is going on here 488 872652686113603586 2017-06-07 23:13:08-04 @soaringleap424 also if I want to bring someone else do I need to re-RSVP 489 872652591251042306 2017-06-07 23:12:45-04 @soaringleap424 OMFG 490 872652210760450049 2017-06-07 23:11:14-04 @soaringleap424 yep 491 872651890827440128 2017-06-07 23:09:58-04 @soaringleap424 carrot cake is irredeemable garbage 492 872651616415076352 2017-06-07 23:08:53-04 @soaringleap424 I stand with you 493 872651068118794240 2017-06-07 23:06:42-04 @AshCrossan okay i did it for you 494 872649329143689218 2017-06-07 22:59:47-04 "When the president does it, that means it is not illegal." (h/t @brianbeutler) https://t.co/Ti3oriq5Fj 495 872648136912719873 2017-06-07 22:55:03-04 @lrozen i absolutely love living in the world 496 872647895077486592 2017-06-07 22:54:05-04 @lrozen is that ... a real quote 497 872647338589917184 2017-06-07 22:51:53-04 @MiekeEoyang speaking of which, great job on MSNBC 498 872647277042688000 2017-06-07 22:51:38-04 @AshCrossan hmmm bff 499 872645702647787524 2017-06-07 22:45:23-04 Laughing so hard https://t.co/ymvGdLZkFv 500 872641910330019840 2017-06-07 22:30:18-04 @emptywheel not endorsing this theory but https://t.co/EXqUAXaFMa 501 872641408619905024 2017-06-07 22:28:19-04 @dnvolz "President announces FBI choice" is the deepest cut 502 872641242890371073 2017-06-07 22:27:39-04 @DeeGoots @TheEricGoldman who will play Sessions 503 872640244524482565 2017-06-07 22:23:41-04 @DeeGoots @TheEricGoldman I sort of see it but I still think the hair and bone structure aren't right 504 872639432003796992 2017-06-07 22:20:28-04 @DeeGoots @TheEricGoldman yes 505 872639161295089665 2017-06-07 22:19:23-04 @ryorin @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams omg 506 872638775511449600 2017-06-07 22:17:51-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams notice that he said "perhaps" a clarification PERHAPS PERHAPS NOT 507 872637817712672772 2017-06-07 22:14:03-04 @laurakbarr @darth https://t.co/N42ZvfT3mc 508 872636682549460997 2017-06-07 22:09:32-04 @lrozen what is up with this guy 509 872636544439463936 2017-06-07 22:08:59-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams god I love this fandom 510 872636186766045186 2017-06-07 22:07:34-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams but like there's no ... scene that implies the connection? 511 872635977071775744 2017-06-07 22:06:44-04 @seanwbrooks @clubjade ugh ugh ugh 512 872635961636773892 2017-06-07 22:06:40-04 @GeoffThorne @AliciLee fwiw I loved Leverage 513 872635653049266176 2017-06-07 22:05:27-04 That spokesman, Shane Scanlon, needs to apologize and do some serious self-reflection. https://t.co/7XRHZ2N6ue 514 872634288700837888 2017-06-07 22:00:01-04 Hard to escape the feeling that if there hadn't been audio and multiple eyewitnesses, Gianforte would have continued gaslighting Ben. https://t.co/odcSR3CeGu 515 872633084839170048 2017-06-07 21:55:14-04 @clubjade wow 516 872633024210497541 2017-06-07 21:55:00-04 @seanwbrooks @clubjade no stop 517 872632912562270208 2017-06-07 21:54:33-04 @GeoffThorne @AliciLee We could all use a laugh. 518 872632711969722369 2017-06-07 21:53:45-04 @heathdwilliams WHAT literally what/how 519 872632680462118912 2017-06-07 21:53:38-04 @clubjade it ain't projection baby 520 872632426924847105 2017-06-07 21:52:37-04 @clubjade i'm your favorite twitter follow 521 872632398734864384 2017-06-07 21:52:31-04 @heathdwilliams wait what? people thought ahsoka was a wolf? 522 872632106962255872 2017-06-07 21:51:21-04 @robertcaruso extremely kind 523 872631975420583939 2017-06-07 21:50:50-04 @trickycrayon @clubjade you are welcome 524 872631946333102081 2017-06-07 21:50:43-04 @seanwbrooks @clubjade you know what you signed up for 525 872631891941306368 2017-06-07 21:50:30-04 @clubjade you love it 526 872630451743191040 2017-06-07 21:44:47-04 @tarapalmeri some would say not to encourage me but thank you 527 872629834035462146 2017-06-07 21:42:19-04 @BZGarcia please turn yourself into local authorities 528 872629506837807106 2017-06-07 21:41:01-04 @clubjade so you're saying Jezebel chris-tened him 529 872629265250082816 2017-06-07 21:40:04-04 @savkthom i liked your comment 530 872629034961838080 2017-06-07 21:39:09-04 @savkthom hadn't seen it yet, see https://t.co/fa4SwpU3Sz 531 872628594484420608 2017-06-07 21:37:24-04 @savkthom i have no sympathy for you 532 872628554286215168 2017-06-07 21:37:14-04 @Caesar_X you've followed me for a while, you know I'm not 533 872627991565684736 2017-06-07 21:35:00-04 But is it fair to say a storm is Comeying sorry https://t.co/39fYr9j498 534 872625728755568640 2017-06-07 21:26:00-04 @AthertonKD perfect 535 872625517740118018 2017-06-07 21:25:10-04 @clubjade why do you torment me so 536 872624777143488520 2017-06-07 21:22:14-04 @AthertonKD they bring in the grand marshal of the supreme court 537 872624449643794432 2017-06-07 21:20:56-04 @ChuckWendig oh there are 538 872624330693369856 2017-06-07 21:20:27-04 @charliejane @jduncanhansen this is next-level 539 872624254415753220 2017-06-07 21:20:09-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck, you absolutely can crash at my pad 540 872623829629194240 2017-06-07 21:18:28-04 @ChuckWendig how soon 541 872623584023384064 2017-06-07 21:17:29-04 @mattdpearce i was trying to forget that night 542 872623398609965060 2017-06-07 21:16:45-04 @ChuckWendig soon? 543 872623330607681536 2017-06-07 21:16:29-04 @ChuckWendig WHEN 544 872623203759398913 2017-06-07 21:15:58-04 @TonyRomm go away 545 872623191419703298 2017-06-07 21:15:56-04 @ChuckWendig yes 546 872623073241047040 2017-06-07 21:15:27-04 @ChuckWendig come to DC so we can have brunch 547 872622577960841218 2017-06-07 21:13:29-04 @ChuckWendig okay but one more? 548 872622543944986624 2017-06-07 21:13:21-04 @brianstelter @anniekarni @AprilDRyan No egg. You're the egg! 549 872622480136994816 2017-06-07 21:13:06-04 @AthertonKD really thought you were gonna say she's related to emoluments 550 872622432233848832 2017-06-07 21:12:55-04 @clubjade oh leave me alone 551 872622388114010113 2017-06-07 21:12:44-04 @savkthom we'd be living a lie 552 872622363376050176 2017-06-07 21:12:38-04 @adamconner @AthertonKD wow you really went all-in on this one 553 872621326623793154 2017-06-07 21:08:31-04 @AthertonKD what is your rey theory kelsey 554 872621272219475968 2017-06-07 21:08:18-04 @savkthom don't you start 555 872621252439142400 2017-06-07 21:08:13-04 @clubjade well that's a crying shame 556 872621206142431232 2017-06-07 21:08:02-04 @ChuckWendig hey do me a favor 557 872620438492504066 2017-06-07 21:04:59-04 @clubjade go home 558 872620424168951808 2017-06-07 21:04:56-04 @ChuckWendig [citation needed] 559 872620358658076672 2017-06-07 21:04:40-04 Some of you are saying Rey is a Kenobi, and I regret to inform you that the mere suggestion of that idea amounts to obstruction of justice. 560 872620272876179456 2017-06-07 21:04:20-04 @ChuckWendig for what 561 872619185154674689 2017-06-07 21:00:00-04 Let's be clear: The American people deserve answers. That's why tomorrow, Comey should be asked if Rey is a Skywalker, a Solo, or a nobody. 562 872614242859589632 2017-06-07 20:40:22-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan this is one of the cutest things i've ever seen 563 872613356015935490 2017-06-07 20:36:51-04 @ddiamond omfg 564 872612322220670976 2017-06-07 20:32:44-04 @ddiamond how are you still in the office 565 872612132218691586 2017-06-07 20:31:59-04 @HowellONeill just realized we forgot to get a selfie together there is no proof we hung out 566 872611271539118081 2017-06-07 20:28:34-04 @ddiamond @varshaoforange @darth @pbump No Dan you're confusing me with the OTHER cyberman https://t.co/YjUwjxSPQg 567 872609967773294592 2017-06-07 20:23:23-04 @dmccabe at least you're learning tbh 568 872609545524301824 2017-06-07 20:21:42-04 @dmccabe Impressed you even know about the ferengi 569 872608866202259460 2017-06-07 20:19:00-04 @dmccabe gdhhhhsjajjasjjdsjsjjftgu 570 872608315876024320 2017-06-07 20:16:49-04 @dmccabe I will hurt you in ways that haven't even been invented yet 571 872607345599291392 2017-06-07 20:12:58-04 @Wanderlustin Saf I love you 572 872604088223113217 2017-06-07 20:00:01-04 ICYMI: This is NOT normal. #resist https://t.co/ahV6HmSHVb 573 872600311059415040 2017-06-07 19:45:00-04 This letter cites @ProPublica and @Gizmodo's excellent report https://t.co/2PP1SinZi8 https://t.co/ogRdcjx6xI 574 872596534235234304 2017-06-07 19:30:00-04 So cool: "Oldest Fossils of Homo Sapiens Found in Morocco, Altering History of Our Species" https://t.co/PbzGFWvl13 h/t @michaelcrowley https://t.co/imU6ZxFYPT 575 872589822464061441 2017-06-07 19:03:20-04 @ChuckWendig Yes 576 872588988804063232 2017-06-07 19:00:01-04 Welcome to all of my new followers. I hope you're ready for cyber, puns, cyber puns, and Star Wars. 577 872586509207183360 2017-06-07 18:50:10-04 @TheApexFan oh you know I gotta cc @pablohidalgo 578 872585211640508416 2017-06-07 18:45:00-04 Trump answered this question "No." Today, his own lawyer validated an account that proves his response to be untrue. https://t.co/KTia9Y3iJY 579 872584699234979843 2017-06-07 18:42:58-04 @darth Darth! 580 872584186686820353 2017-06-07 18:40:56-04 @libbycwatson Literal meerkat 581 872584071670628353 2017-06-07 18:40:29-04 @kelseylh I did. Maybe if you subscribed to Politico Pro you could read it. Damn. Burnt. 582 872583450884272130 2017-06-07 18:38:01-04 @kelseylh Kelsey 583 872583030640082944 2017-06-07 18:36:20-04 @ChuckWendig Literally what are you talking about 584 872581870541733892 2017-06-07 18:31:44-04 @ChuckWendig Alright settle down 585 872581439291768832 2017-06-07 18:30:01-04 omfg https://t.co/f8n4tIGaq9 586 872579587640889344 2017-06-07 18:22:40-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck I knew when the chips were down I could count on you 587 872579423832289280 2017-06-07 18:22:01-04 https://t.co/alcYqs9JUP 588 872577663910776832 2017-06-07 18:15:01-04 Senior writer at the National Review -----> https://t.co/gXscn1DQTX 589 872577307701125120 2017-06-07 18:13:36-04 @kelseylh @tucker_doherty @darth @pbump leave me alone 590 872576740304015360 2017-06-07 18:11:21-04 @tucker_doherty @darth @pbump both tbh 591 872576229173547012 2017-06-07 18:09:19-04 @eleventhirtyate just saw this and well done 592 872575676368474113 2017-06-07 18:07:07-04 @darth @varshaoforange @pbump my god you are relentless 593 872575504737546241 2017-06-07 18:06:26-04 @tiyasircar This is begging for a caption contest 594 872575328589426688 2017-06-07 18:05:44-04 @pbump @darth do you ever tire of being the worst 595 872575289892757506 2017-06-07 18:05:35-04 @ddale8 in a fairly clever way 596 872573894002999296 2017-06-07 18:00:02-04 Christopher Wray, Trump's FBI director pick, is a mystery on cyber and encryption. My story: https://t.co/4fXehcHcXq 597 872573856678125568 2017-06-07 17:59:53-04 @dmccabe @GundGallery David please 598 872573587600936960 2017-06-07 17:58:49-04 @sparksjls @darth @pbump darth is bad at photoshop pass it on 599 872573454238834689 2017-06-07 17:58:17-04 @varshaoforange @darth @pbump COMEY IS NINE FEET TALL 600 872573189779599360 2017-06-07 17:57:14-04 @darth @pbump also this is an abuse of this photo 601 872573108171005953 2017-06-07 17:56:55-04 @darth @pbump the chyron font is wrong 602 872572847713112064 2017-06-07 17:55:53-04 @darth @catesish finally figured out how to distract darth when he's being mean to me 603 872572621099077632 2017-06-07 17:54:59-04 @martinmatishak mine are better 604 872572072886665217 2017-06-07 17:52:48-04 @kelseylh go to bed 605 872571371292905472 2017-06-07 17:50:01-04 @aedwardslevy you just have to be confident in yourself and understand that people are either gonna get it or they're garbage trash 606 872571118242189312 2017-06-07 17:49:00-04 @aedwardslevy this one takes a second but when you get there it's gold 607 872570779589910529 2017-06-07 17:47:40-04 @SeanMcElwee @MEPFuller omfg 608 872570110614962178 2017-06-07 17:45:00-04 ------> https://t.co/gKxndZaPqu 609 872569451148963841 2017-06-07 17:42:23-04 @JenniferJJacobs @margarettalev did you receive this statement through MS-DOS? 610 872568496315670528 2017-06-07 17:38:35-04 @manraysky :D 611 872568185073131522 2017-06-07 17:37:21-04 @manraysky you're mean 612 872568098653655042 2017-06-07 17:37:00-04 So is he confirming that it's all true? https://t.co/phD1k0j7Kl 613 872566374991892480 2017-06-07 17:30:09-04 @nycsouthpaw a little love 614 872566355010170885 2017-06-07 17:30:05-04 @manraysky from whom, kristen 615 872566343635259392 2017-06-07 17:30:02-04 Congressional Republicans don't want you to know what they're doing on health care. Luckily you can read my fantastic colleagues' work. https://t.co/LsSKsAjF72 616 872566154279124993 2017-06-07 17:29:17-04 @manraysky To be clear, I do not live on that subreddit 617 872566087812034560 2017-06-07 17:29:01-04 @nycsouthpaw you know the one 618 872564877637943299 2017-06-07 17:24:12-04 @MadelineRConway they are fine, ewan mcgregor is in them and he is great 619 872564790350184448 2017-06-07 17:23:52-04 Truly incredible ratio on this tweet from earlier today https://t.co/lKrZ960mgY 620 872564530236272640 2017-06-07 17:22:50-04 @MadelineRConway okay we are having a politico screening of the prequel trilogy 621 872560669140365313 2017-06-07 17:07:29-04 Very disappointed that so few of my followers browse the Star Wars prequel trilogy memes subreddit. 622 872560515985309696 2017-06-07 17:06:53-04 @JakeLaperruque rude 623 872560275605639168 2017-06-07 17:05:55-04 @heathdwilliams never tweet, eh? 624 872560252767670272 2017-06-07 17:05:50-04 @MadelineRConway you get this right 625 872560216352722950 2017-06-07 17:05:41-04 @pbump jesus 626 872559667309940736 2017-06-07 17:03:30-04 Please understand that this is the absolute most Eric Geller tweet that has ever existed. https://t.co/ahV6HmSHVb 627 872559534723788800 2017-06-07 17:02:59-04 @RossRichendrfer thank you so much 628 872558798598279170 2017-06-07 17:00:03-04 More people should be talking about this part of Comey's testimony. Just wow. https://t.co/s0PthoUgpK 629 872558495807283200 2017-06-07 16:58:51-04 @EvanMcS actual lol 630 872557891798093824 2017-06-07 16:56:27-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw remember this https://t.co/Lrhjt93pMc 631 872557497554534407 2017-06-07 16:54:53-04 @tayhatmaker im hackin u now 632 872557176631570434 2017-06-07 16:53:36-04 @nycsouthpaw @kelseylh tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick tick 633 872557031600914432 2017-06-07 16:53:02-04 @tayhatmaker also is that PRgirlfriend behind cat 634 872556976944943104 2017-06-07 16:52:49-04 @tayhatmaker I AM OBSESSED WITH THIS CAT 635 872556925740867584 2017-06-07 16:52:37-04 @BraddJaffy @costareports @NicolleDWallace @MSNBC well here's a dodge that's only going to work for about 18 more hours 636 872556806429700097 2017-06-07 16:52:08-04 @pwnallthethings right, it's about chocolate, not sandwiches 637 872556774766858241 2017-06-07 16:52:01-04 I can't tell if this is a defense of Trump or not https://t.co/fdeshQyPzA 638 872556672627200004 2017-06-07 16:51:36-04 @tayhatmaker very fahrentholdian 639 872556093557420041 2017-06-07 16:49:18-04 @tayhatmaker also did you just write this on a piece of paper so you could send me this picture 640 872556023915130882 2017-06-07 16:49:02-04 @tayhatmaker friendly reminder that i love you 641 872555012676882436 2017-06-07 16:45:00-04 Russian hackers > Russian hookers 642 872554561961119745 2017-06-07 16:43:13-04 @eventi @darth CHEECH i love you 643 872552892103880704 2017-06-07 16:36:35-04 @darth DARTH NO THIS IS HORRIFYING 644 872551825664290816 2017-06-07 16:32:21-04 @MadelineRConway oh ok 645 872551295982465025 2017-06-07 16:30:14-04 @MadelineRConway look, I just need a TL;DR on this meme 646 872551241485647876 2017-06-07 16:30:01-04 Wow. Trump's statement on the terrorist attack in Iran basically says "you reap what you sow." https://t.co/TD6b2JoLfP 647 872551167297040386 2017-06-07 16:29:44-04 @MadelineRConway I am aware of the show but I know nothing about it 648 872550944835239936 2017-06-07 16:28:51-04 @MadelineRConway can you explain this joke to me 649 872549222440083456 2017-06-07 16:22:00-04 In Trump's defense, nobody knew that the presidency could be so complicated https://t.co/l1ZcDMIiNs 650 872547609893908480 2017-06-07 16:15:36-04 @TonyRomm RIP 651 872547462191251456 2017-06-07 16:15:00-04 https://t.co/U1vU4GojNH https://t.co/AEX5BKFZwr 652 872545842661658625 2017-06-07 16:08:34-04 @JaredRizzi I predict no fewer than 30 minutes of this hearing will be spent on the exact wording used & the reasonableness of various interpretations. 653 872545448128466944 2017-06-07 16:07:00-04 Oh. https://t.co/PpLRsD3gAe 654 872545323150954496 2017-06-07 16:06:30-04 @JaredRizzi my sense is GOP will say "see!" but as Comey points out, no reason his answer remains true today (or will remain true tomorrow, etc.) 655 872544868953993216 2017-06-07 16:04:42-04 @JaredRizzi Wait, don't you mean if it *isn't* still true (that he's not personally under investigation)? 656 872543687208828928 2017-06-07 16:00:00-04 ------> https://t.co/2fgA8Lj3hF 657 872543387576139776 2017-06-07 15:58:49-04 @nycsouthpaw @DanielStrauss4 @NYTnickc @lauraolin i need an oral history of this gif 658 872543309075558400 2017-06-07 15:58:30-04 @hudsowi omfg 659 872543286090764288 2017-06-07 15:58:25-04 @BresPolitico @pkcapitol it's too bad we only have one small squad of reporters and they have to cover two wildly different topics oh wait 660 872542685055381507 2017-06-07 15:56:01-04 @nycsouthpaw "Reinforce the fact that congressional hearings are limited to discussions of the facts described in opening testimony. Look, just do it." 661 872542311430967297 2017-06-07 15:54:32-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @ashleyfeinberg @varshaoforange this would certainly raise many questions 662 872542156698918913 2017-06-07 15:53:55-04 @darth PLEASE do a Photoshop where Comey is trying to hide in the Oval Office by blending into this clock https://t.co/7xzxLKTNtF 663 872541874212548608 2017-06-07 15:52:48-04 @ashleyfeinberg many others too! 664 872541792754970625 2017-06-07 15:52:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg @varshaoforange I will only do it if we can drop Rod and add Darth 665 872541673720496128 2017-06-07 15:52:00-04 Not for nothing, but Comey's testimony confirms that the supposedly "fake news" articles about his interactions w/ Trump were 100% accurate. 666 872540723018686464 2017-06-07 15:48:14-04 @ashleyfeinberg love to make content 667 872540562292977667 2017-06-07 15:47:35-04 @ashleyfeinberg same tho https://t.co/BzitCVjnwN 668 872540401764376578 2017-06-07 15:46:57-04 @darth @GOP OMFG 669 872540370382540802 2017-06-07 15:46:49-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 lol 670 872540258121986048 2017-06-07 15:46:23-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls ...yes 671 872540180292521984 2017-06-07 15:46:04-04 @ashleyfeinberg you're gonna feel really silly when trump wins reelection 672 872540124915142656 2017-06-07 15:45:51-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 me too tbh, i get to go to my first wedding 673 872539911336763392 2017-06-07 15:45:00-04 56% of Americans think Trump is interfering w/ the Russia investigation; 61% say he fired Comey to protect himself. https://t.co/TBSrDRiN0Z 674 872539621590224897 2017-06-07 15:43:51-04 @sparksjls yo i feel this tho 675 872538728757178375 2017-06-07 15:40:18-04 @pablohidalgo you are a constant source of joy in a cold, depressing world 676 872538107786219522 2017-06-07 15:37:50-04 @maggieNYT Shock and awe 677 872537902902898688 2017-06-07 15:37:01-04 I don't envy the RNC right now. https://t.co/s3BoVrNCZf 678 872536688186318852 2017-06-07 15:32:12-04 @beccalsteele just gonna call this person Hemp Man from now on 679 872536140129153025 2017-06-07 15:30:01-04 -----> https://t.co/Yirw8tqGnM 680 872535824587423745 2017-06-07 15:28:46-04 @beccalsteele who is that staffer and how did he land the fun job 681 872534127509213185 2017-06-07 15:22:01-04 I hope you can see your way clear to deleting your account. https://t.co/FVYnqOgSUK 682 872532362604589056 2017-06-07 15:15:00-04 At least it's not in the form of a tweet! https://t.co/d4ZfiX9ClI 683 872531073003134976 2017-06-07 15:09:53-04 @darth jfc 684 872530681171251200 2017-06-07 15:08:19-04 He knows exactly what he's doing. https://t.co/PHuyHByuu0 685 872528589362778114 2017-06-07 15:00:01-04 lololololol https://t.co/C4MVMSkHCN 686 872525542356123648 2017-06-07 14:47:54-04 It is so hard to write another story right now when all I want to do is reread this testimony over and over again. 687 872521041855340544 2017-06-07 14:30:01-04 Dispiriting trend. https://t.co/wYEOY1w4iF 688 872516099786539009 2017-06-07 14:10:23-04 @graceeleeper omfg 689 872512249981796352 2017-06-07 13:55:05-04 During their last talk, Trump said "I have been very loyal to you, very loyal; we had that thing you know." Comey didn't know what it meant. https://t.co/XCJi0bBXNI 690 872511928396021761 2017-06-07 13:53:48-04 Comey told Boente about Trump's request to remove "the cloud" of the FBI investigation, but Boente didn't call him back. https://t.co/a9XXWgNeHm 691 872511631665876992 2017-06-07 13:52:38-04 Comey says that on 3/30, he told Trump that the FBI was not personally investigating him (not what Trump said in his letter). https://t.co/9Q3nFsTblu 692 872511358117588993 2017-06-07 13:51:32-04 Comey also confirms last night's report: He met with Sessions to "implore" him not to leave Comey alone with Trump. https://t.co/lMAKL2EOJB 693 872510732226768896 2017-06-07 13:49:03-04 Comey says he used the phrase "honest loyalty" to "end a very awkward conversation" with Trump. https://t.co/xMgaN1URgJ 694 872510001188831236 2017-06-07 13:46:09-04 Comey confirms that IC leaders asked him to privately brief Trump on dossier on 1/6 — and that he immediately documented the conversation. https://t.co/SQJM6czQU5 695 872508140356603905 2017-06-07 13:38:45-04 @JaredRizzi "Donald...Trump? Sorry, I don't watch The Apprentice." 696 872506878676348929 2017-06-07 13:33:44-04 He's talking about the Orb https://t.co/p0FCyrlmKt 697 872505117886607361 2017-06-07 13:26:45-04 This mischaracterizes Paris. The U.S. sets its own targets. (Also: the return of "so-called"!) https://t.co/Ehwl4Mqq1r 698 872502907542933504 2017-06-07 13:17:58-04 Wow. https://t.co/9DpIUv3ACb 699 872501033293033473 2017-06-07 13:10:31-04 -----> https://t.co/DfYvpyOyM3 700 872494167624167424 2017-06-07 12:43:14-04 Yeah I want to know what's up with this https://t.co/n3vtzsywIU 701 872493532136787969 2017-06-07 12:40:42-04 cc: White House https://t.co/4dagstO1FV 702 872492140949114881 2017-06-07 12:35:11-04 If he's talking about his reported conversations with Trump, those are not classified and he must know that. https://t.co/lZklvNOkIF 703 872492140437417988 2017-06-07 12:35:11-04 @RachAClark @CapMacDC Well, I wouldn't go that far 704 872491510452899840 2017-06-07 12:32:40-04 Lots of Orwellian stuff happening these days https://t.co/toK2wWpUTb 705 872490648586375169 2017-06-07 12:29:15-04 @petridishes HAHAH 706 872490399268573188 2017-06-07 12:28:15-04 @RachAClark @CapMacDC Oh my god 707 872488897883885568 2017-06-07 12:22:17-04 ... https://t.co/j2flXon2IP 708 872487723210244097 2017-06-07 12:17:37-04 Absolutely https://t.co/AGhS3Phwh3 709 872484548701028352 2017-06-07 12:05:01-04 I have to step away from the hearing for an ill-timed dentist appointment. Follow @KatieBoWill @lrozen @tomlobianco @emptywheel. 710 872484036467412993 2017-06-07 12:02:58-04 Manchin to witnesses: "We need you in the SCIF sooner than later." 711 872482844484022272 2017-06-07 11:58:14-04 Because they wanted to be able to give the answers they just gave. https://t.co/oXPVvX0Rsb 712 872482341427568640 2017-06-07 11:56:14-04 @darth my favorite darth vader quote 713 872480744228229120 2017-06-07 11:49:53-04 Warner: "At some point the American public deserves full answers." 714 872480587268968448 2017-06-07 11:49:16-04 But Warner adds: "We have not been waived off on any subject." 715 872480531715416065 2017-06-07 11:49:03-04 Burr: We have not yet discussed w/ special counsel how to conduct this oversight. Some things will be out of our lane. 716 872480178932523011 2017-06-07 11:47:39-04 King asks Coats if he promises to respond fulsomely in classified session. Coats says he plans to, after checking with WH. Rogers too. 717 872479825780514818 2017-06-07 11:46:15-04 "What you feel isn't relevant, admiral" is gonna be replayed endlessly on cable news. 718 872479718297260032 2017-06-07 11:45:49-04 King is even angrier than Heinrich, why I didn't think was possible. 719 872479614286921728 2017-06-07 11:45:24-04 @darth @pbump darth!!! 720 872479573358895104 2017-06-07 11:45:14-04 King: If no EP, why won't you answer Qs? Rogers: I don't feel comfortable doing so. King: "What you feel isn't relevant, admiral." 721 872479290398527488 2017-06-07 11:44:07-04 McCabe: I can take that question for the record. McCabe: Okay, I want on-record legal justification. 722 872479237378277376 2017-06-07 11:43:54-04 King: Why does special counsel take precedence over our investigation? Is there a legal basis for that? 723 872479150136799232 2017-06-07 11:43:33-04 McCabe: "I have to be particularly careful about not stepping into the special counsel's lane." 724 872479031408590848 2017-06-07 11:43:05-04 McCabe: "I don't know whether conversations along the lines that you have described" fall under Mueller investigation. 725 872478958088060928 2017-06-07 11:42:48-04 King asks McCabe why he won't answer Heinrich Q about Trump/Comey convos. 726 872478154409095171 2017-06-07 11:39:36-04 Mueller Mueller Mueller Mueller...Mueller! https://t.co/p8KnKZ8XMH 727 872478006727634944 2017-06-07 11:39:01-04 @pbump @darth guys 728 872477689025900545 2017-06-07 11:37:45-04 Blunt: You said no effort to interfere with Russia probe. Is that still true? McCabe: Yes. 729 872477619618545669 2017-06-07 11:37:29-04 @pbump god damn it 730 872477275115188224 2017-06-07 11:36:06-04 McCain interrupts as Heinrich talks over Rosenstein: "Mr. Chairman, we ought to let the witness answer the question." Tense af in there. 731 872477028678864896 2017-06-07 11:35:08-04 Wow. Heinrich, after Rosenstein ducks his question: "At this point you've filibustered better than most of my colleagues." 732 872476765452730369 2017-06-07 11:34:05-04 Heinrich is really pissed at Coats. Kept talking over him as he moved on to next question. 733 872476684653613056 2017-06-07 11:33:46-04 Heinrich: "Your unwillingness to answer a very basic question speaks volumes." Coats says not matter of unwillingness, matter of venue. 734 872476573907263488 2017-06-07 11:33:19-04 Heinrich: Don't you realize how simple it would be to say "no" if WaPo reports were wrong? Coats: Not appropriate to discuss POTUS convos. 735 872476341937082368 2017-06-07 11:32:24-04 Heinrich: Your unwillingness to address this issue is problematic. 736 872476163079360513 2017-06-07 11:31:41-04 Heinrich to McCabe: Did you and Comey discuss Trump's requests? McCabe: Won't discuss that. You can ask him tomorrow. 737 872475970502045698 2017-06-07 11:30:55-04 @lrozen oops, got Rogers but missed Coats, thx 738 872475909521121280 2017-06-07 11:30:41-04 Collins rephrases Q: How does IC decide when to do something the president asks you to do? Rogers: We do it unless we think it's wrong. 739 872475772962955264 2017-06-07 11:30:08-04 That was to Rogers, who said he didn't understand the question but reiterated he wouldn't comment on convos with Trump. 740 872475649310691329 2017-06-07 11:29:39-04 Collins: What's the diff b/w Obama request for you to prepare IC report and alleged Trump request to publicly deny collusion? (What???) 741 872475497262964737 2017-06-07 11:29:03-04 Rogers on IC report on Russian hacking: "Those trends continue. Much of that activity continues." 742 872475421413134336 2017-06-07 11:28:44-04 Rogers essentially said "my answers are my answers." 743 872475369462542337 2017-06-07 11:28:32-04 Rogers says he asked the WH if it intended to invoke executive privilege on his answers, but implies it did not. 744 872475176461586432 2017-06-07 11:27:46-04 Collins asks witnesses: Did anyone at the WH instruct you on how to respond to Qs today or raise exec privilege? All four witnesses say no. 745 872474792326246403 2017-06-07 11:26:14-04 Wyden is angry. 746 872474558154104832 2017-06-07 11:25:19-04 I heard someone then say "Apparently not" and it sounded like Coats but I'm not sure. 747 872474392458121216 2017-06-07 11:24:39-04 As Wyden reiterates what he asked and what Coats said, McCain interrupts, "Can the witness respond?" Wyden keeps going. 748 872474182893883393 2017-06-07 11:23:49-04 Coats says he only promised to determine whether an estimate was possible. Wyden, loudly: "Respectfully, that's not what you said." 749 872474017512525828 2017-06-07 11:23:10-04 Coats angrily interrupts Wyden and says he wants to respond to his comment about IC reneging on promise to estimate 702 incident collection. 750 872473930606542848 2017-06-07 11:22:49-04 @NoTheOtherLeft do not 751 872473836205297665 2017-06-07 11:22:26-04 @KenDilanianNBC @RonWyden missed the Q, what was it? 752 872473545753993219 2017-06-07 11:21:17-04 McCabe and Rogers both say they won't comment on any convos had or notes taken related to Russia investigation. 753 872473456943788033 2017-06-07 11:20:56-04 Rosenstein: "I rarely take memos." Won't answer any Qs related to Russia probe. 754 872473398408093696 2017-06-07 11:20:42-04 Coats: "I don't take any notes." 755 872473374680899586 2017-06-07 11:20:36-04 Wyden asks witnesses if they took any memos or notes related to convos with Trump about Russia probe. 756 872472766976581632 2017-06-07 11:18:12-04 Rogers goes back to stock line—never been "directed." Rubio interrupts, says he didn't say "directed," he said "asked." Rogers keeps going. 757 872472657660448768 2017-06-07 11:17:46-04 Rubio asks if Coats or Rogers has ever been asked to say something false. 758 872472497706467328 2017-06-07 11:17:07-04 Rogers also declines to comment. 759 872472352298283008 2017-06-07 11:16:33-04 Rubio asks Coats and Rogers if they can say that they've never been *asked* by Trump to interfere in investigation. Coats won't answer. 760 872471998932365312 2017-06-07 11:15:08-04 @pbump really glad Axios published this coherent and smart analysis 761 872471388300484608 2017-06-07 11:12:43-04 @emptywheel Just saw this tweet. Wouldn't this suggest that SSCI has received Comey memos? 762 872470921205907457 2017-06-07 11:10:51-04 @brianbeutler Good question. I am not sure. It would be a weird way to refer to Comey though. 763 872470345718128640 2017-06-07 11:08:34-04 @MatthewNussbaum @laurenduca extremely good 764 872470037810098178 2017-06-07 11:07:21-04 Rosenstein says DOJ is committed to holding people accountable for "wilful violations." Note his caveat. 765 872469911691571200 2017-06-07 11:06:51-04 Risch: "We get a lot of pushback from the privacy people." Asks witnesses to discuss how violators are punished. 766 872469700176998402 2017-06-07 11:06:00-04 @pbump @amandahoey @darth all of you need to get a hobby 767 872468810967773184 2017-06-07 11:02:28-04 Risch (R) says he thinks Coats has effectively addressed WaPo reports. Then changes subject from Russia back to FISA. 768 872468545778712576 2017-06-07 11:01:25-04 Warner: It doesn't matter whether you felt pressure. If Trump even asked, "these facts have to come out." 769 872468438920429569 2017-06-07 11:01:00-04 Coats: "I have never felt pressure to intervene or interfere in any way" with either intel preparation or ongoing investigations. 770 872468325242109956 2017-06-07 11:00:33-04 Coats: "I don't think this is the appropriate venue to" discuss press reports about conversations with Trump. 771 872468117536071682 2017-06-07 10:59:43-04 Warner says the public is "wondering what's going on" and urges witnesses to factor in extraordinary public interest in their answers. 772 872467880981520384 2017-06-07 10:58:47-04 Reminder that there is a classified session of this hearing this afternoon. So...prepare for leaks tonight. 773 872467707320520704 2017-06-07 10:58:05-04 Warner reads back Coats' promise to tell an investigative committee about these matters. Coats says public session not place for that. 774 872467611233157121 2017-06-07 10:57:42-04 Coats: "I do not feel it's appropriate for me to" publicly "address that in a public session." 775 872467497794121728 2017-06-07 10:57:15-04 Warner asks Coats about WaPo reports on Trump pressuring him. "You can lay them to rest if they're not true!" 776 872467299906859008 2017-06-07 10:56:28-04 Warner does not identify the person who is aware of Trump's call to Rogers but says it's a formal govt official. 777 872467153450041344 2017-06-07 10:55:53-04 Warner: We know that others were aware of the call Trump made to you about knocking down collusion charge. Rogers: No comment. 778 872467003285659648 2017-06-07 10:55:17-04 Warner asks again about WaPo story. Rogers: "I'm not gonna discuss the specifics of conversations with the president of the United States." 779 872466907261272064 2017-06-07 10:54:54-04 Rogers says that in 3+ years as DNSA, he doesn't recall ever "feeling pressured" to do anything illegal, unethical, or immoral. 780 872466852580126720 2017-06-07 10:54:41-04 Rogers: "I am not gonna talk about theoreticals." 781 872466707536912384 2017-06-07 10:54:07-04 Warner asks Rogers if it's "typical" for POTUS to ask FBI director about ongoing investigation esp about him. 782 872466299473072128 2017-06-07 10:52:30-04 Warner is up, and you bet he's about to ask about Russia. 783 872465880021643264 2017-06-07 10:50:50-04 Rogers now denying that the govt targets Americans using "backdoor searches" of collected FISA data. (https://t.co/P7ag1MKQcp) 784 872465352986374149 2017-06-07 10:48:44-04 @NickBaumann hahahaha 785 872465293775441920 2017-06-07 10:48:30-04 Rosenstein discussing how hard it would be to abide by a warrant standard for foreign surveillance under FISA. 786 872465085612122113 2017-06-07 10:47:40-04 @amir_anasr lololol 787 872464789431365635 2017-06-07 10:46:30-04 Rogers always talks like he's in a movie. He has a very central-casting voice. 788 872464163238547460 2017-06-07 10:44:00-04 Coats: IC does not believe it is possible to accurately count the number of Americans incidentally swept up in 702 surveillance. 789 872463659812831234 2017-06-07 10:42:00-04 Coats also just repeatedly tried and failed to pronounce the word "Herculean," which ... I just don't know, man. 790 872461181373513730 2017-06-07 10:32:09-04 @emptywheel For example, Coats said FISA was instrumental in catching Najibullah Zazi, but that's false: https://t.co/05VKGF8BCq 791 872460073716637696 2017-06-07 10:27:45-04 Coats claims that "there have been no instances of intentional violations of Section 702" since the FISA Amendments Act passed in 2008. 792 872459339797286912 2017-06-07 10:24:50-04 Coats: IC has "engaged in an unprecedented amount of transparency" about FISA 702 in recent years. 793 872459255848239104 2017-06-07 10:24:30-04 @martinmatishak "the FISA Act" 794 872458121674989568 2017-06-07 10:20:00-04 Coats: I want to "explain in some detail Section 702" b/c it's a public hearing and IC wants to be transparent about its work. 795 872457911167062020 2017-06-07 10:19:10-04 @kelseylh ty jerkface 796 872457400846094338 2017-06-07 10:17:08-04 tfw you wish you could be literally anywhere else in the world rn https://t.co/IUb3OA0RPE 797 872457200379232257 2017-06-07 10:16:20-04 Warner: I will ask Coats and Rogers about WaPo story, which if true could "erode the public's trust" in IC agencies. 798 872456549058433024 2017-06-07 10:13:45-04 Warner: I will get to 702 in a minute but "I'm gonna have to take at least part of my time to pose some questions" about Russia probe. 799 872456350906945536 2017-06-07 10:12:58-04 @eliotnelson oh my god 800 872456251275448321 2017-06-07 10:12:34-04 @normative seems a little "regulatory capture"-y 801 872455938946543617 2017-06-07 10:11:19-04 Burr begins by talking about FISA 702, which he said was "thrust into the public spotlight" by Snowden leaks. 802 872451983466254337 2017-06-07 09:55:36-04 Has there ever been this wide a gap between the official and actual subjects of a congressional hearing? 803 872451060861984768 2017-06-07 09:51:56-04 @juliamacfarlane @nycsouthpaw i think this bag gets a bum rap 804 872451017748733954 2017-06-07 09:51:46-04 @juliamacfarlane @nycsouthpaw omg 805 872450633487581185 2017-06-07 09:50:15-04 @Bing_Chris anyone who thinks he meant this literally needs to have their head examined 806 872450573450301440 2017-06-07 09:50:00-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/mtcIJtTru8 807 872450511189966849 2017-06-07 09:49:45-04 @JYSexton hey so uhhh what happened with this, pretty weird thing to tweet and then forget about 808 872447864282206208 2017-06-07 09:39:14-04 Correction: The ostensible subject of today's hearing. 809 872444073390612480 2017-06-07 09:24:10-04 @chaosbria Be like Leo at the end of the episode. Embrace the cry. 810 872443562205605890 2017-06-07 09:22:09-04 @chaosbria right? 811 872441997033910274 2017-06-07 09:15:55-04 @alexiskleinman @darth oh my god 812 872432984695201796 2017-06-07 08:40:07-04 @pbump this is a distraction from RUSSIA 813 872432706277257216 2017-06-07 08:39:00-04 Hey, remember Iran Contra? https://t.co/MYoxMGdjqV 814 872432620621180928 2017-06-07 08:38:40-04 ------> https://t.co/Z2wL1Qcg1L 815 872426136378200065 2017-06-07 08:12:54-04 True. https://t.co/F2YuQBao8w 816 872424520702844929 2017-06-07 08:06:29-04 @ryanjreilly That paragraph makes absolutely no sense. Political affiliations were never discussed as hiring criteria except when they were???? 817 872424002123333632 2017-06-07 08:04:25-04 Here's a fun fact. https://t.co/2ClKJmcShK 818 872419892338864128 2017-06-07 07:48:05-04 And this, my friends, is why you pay attention to Trump's tweets. 819 872419548070375427 2017-06-07 07:46:43-04 Former head of DOJ's criminal division, where he handled lots of cyber crime cases. Certainly experienced. https://t.co/8bzZ7iCN2Y https://t.co/dtRDKlYK6b 820 872418457580695552 2017-06-07 07:42:23-04 Wow. https://t.co/Q9VAuvgiTK 821 872299184048807936 2017-06-06 23:48:26-04 @AmandaRTubbs @nycsouthpaw THE ORB 822 872298322287091712 2017-06-06 23:45:01-04 @nicolecieux @ryorin ya fucked up, nic 823 872297582457913344 2017-06-06 23:42:04-04 @nycsouthpaw awaiting word from the Jedi Council 824 872297396084121601 2017-06-06 23:41:20-04 @WestWingWeekly @CNNLADavid @CNNNewsource "That was awfully nice of you." 825 872296214074707968 2017-06-06 23:36:38-04 @ryorin @nicolecieux sho 826 872295931789574146 2017-06-06 23:35:31-04 @nicolecieux @ryorin nic 827 872295617778921476 2017-06-06 23:34:16-04 @PerchingPirtle thanks dan man 828 872295443623026688 2017-06-06 23:33:34-04 @PerchingPirtle i love you 829 872293254502518785 2017-06-06 23:24:52-04 #ABetterWay https://t.co/YXb0gpkVl6 830 872292727639224320 2017-06-06 23:22:47-04 @sarahjeong this is why I follow you 831 872292395009933312 2017-06-06 23:21:28-04 @Wanderlustin omfg 832 872292385480482818 2017-06-06 23:21:25-04 @admiraljello @Wanderlustin oh right you were there 833 872292325434765312 2017-06-06 23:21:11-04 @Wanderlustin i love you, please always be who you are and never change, i am being serious 834 872292198519369728 2017-06-06 23:20:41-04 @Wanderlustin wes janson [okay but you have to say 'wis jinson'] 835 872292123311296513 2017-06-06 23:20:23-04 @Wanderlustin son 836 872292001110261760 2017-06-06 23:19:54-04 @Wanderlustin jan 837 872291954020823040 2017-06-06 23:19:42-04 @Wanderlustin oh right right okay saf repeat after me wes 838 872291855261724672 2017-06-06 23:19:19-04 @Wanderlustin son 839 872291826610438144 2017-06-06 23:19:12-04 @Wanderlustin jin 840 872291785061654530 2017-06-06 23:19:02-04 @Wanderlustin okay saf repeat after me wis 841 872291699262967808 2017-06-06 23:18:42-04 @Wanderlustin who was with us that night 842 872291619961286666 2017-06-06 23:18:23-04 @Wanderlustin you were so frickin determined to say it right 843 872290926118535174 2017-06-06 23:15:37-04 @pbump hear me on this 844 872290812175974401 2017-06-06 23:15:10-04 @Wanderlustin saf, furious, screaming the words "WIS JINSON" as passersby scramble up the hotel driveway 845 872290664347836419 2017-06-06 23:14:35-04 @Wanderlustin saf it was absolutely the best thing that has ever happened to me on the sidewalk outside a hotel 846 872290456150921216 2017-06-06 23:13:45-04 @Wanderlustin wis jinson 847 872290349938597888 2017-06-06 23:13:20-04 @Wanderlustin saf u didn't respond to this twete https://t.co/APIbiPO0I5 848 872290213711794179 2017-06-06 23:12:47-04 @nicolecieux @ryorin you know i love you 849 872290143591424000 2017-06-06 23:12:31-04 @Wanderlustin saf i'm literally in your bedroom reading your mail 850 872290007855374338 2017-06-06 23:11:58-04 @Wanderlustin guess you could say the idea of having a doorbell didn't ring any bells with you 851 872289928926855169 2017-06-06 23:11:40-04 @ryorin @nicolecieux i did not mean to offend, only to observe, as is my mission, as a journalist 852 872289684982030336 2017-06-06 23:10:41-04 @nicolecieux okay i will take a nice ginger ale 853 872289542367309825 2017-06-06 23:10:07-04 @ryorin @nicolecieux listen, have you read her tweets? 854 872289487572873216 2017-06-06 23:09:54-04 LOL https://t.co/xhgEDptmcY 855 872288814827544576 2017-06-06 23:07:14-04 @nicolecieux this isn't actually a very surprising tweet as I assumed you lived there 856 872286056326082562 2017-06-06 22:56:16-04 @Wanderlustin hey you know what I just remembered 857 872286034163363844 2017-06-06 22:56:11-04 @PerchingPirtle @Wanderlustin DANNY 858 872285988000870401 2017-06-06 22:56:00-04 @Wanderlustin <3 859 872285802830729216 2017-06-06 22:55:16-04 @Wanderlustin no your not 860 872285649738625025 2017-06-06 22:54:39-04 @Rikki5582 she said that? 861 872285552686616576 2017-06-06 22:54:16-04 @Wanderlustin hi saf welcome to america 862 872284670045679616 2017-06-06 22:50:46-04 The president's son says Democrats are "not even people" to him. https://t.co/szjDmObV4Q 863 872284443557453825 2017-06-06 22:49:52-04 @WilliamTurton hello 864 872282903958474753 2017-06-06 22:43:45-04 @heathdwilliams I AM OBSESSED 865 872282448947814401 2017-06-06 22:41:56-04 @nycsouthpaw cc: @dcfireems 866 872281485310611457 2017-06-06 22:38:06-04 @elongreen @Olivianuzzi @darth that's why they pay me the big bucks 867 872280992672866304 2017-06-06 22:36:09-04 ----------> https://t.co/AXbOJ0lc5M 868 872280501687549956 2017-06-06 22:34:12-04 @elongreen @Olivianuzzi @darth "Koala In With Chris Hayes" come on now Elon 869 872280291393626113 2017-06-06 22:33:22-04 @Wanderlustin Wait is your real name Sphero 870 872278944061558784 2017-06-06 22:28:01-04 @Olivianuzzi @darth @elongreen Darth now replace Olivia with a koala 871 872277633064738816 2017-06-06 22:22:48-04 @varshaoforange @darth @pbump Oh god don't bring bump into this 872 872277340843323393 2017-06-06 22:21:38-04 @varshaoforange Omg @darth look what you have done 873 872276668576038912 2017-06-06 22:18:58-04 @varshaoforange @darth @margarita I hope I never meet this guy because I know what would happen the second I tweeted about it 874 872275707518492673 2017-06-06 22:15:09-04 @darth @varshaoforange @margarita I CAME IN HERE TO BE NICE TO DARTH I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS 875 872274766757072900 2017-06-06 22:11:25-04 @JaredRizzi :D so is yours 876 872274741482094592 2017-06-06 22:11:19-04 @darth @margarita also follow darth or your feed will be too depressing 877 872274473814286341 2017-06-06 22:10:15-04 @JaredRizzi SO DOES MINE YOU JERK 878 872274298244915201 2017-06-06 22:09:33-04 @JaredRizzi thought it was a scandal 879 872274042023235584 2017-06-06 22:08:32-04 @heathdwilliams @MediocreJedi @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle @mike_audette @tspofnutmeg jesus christ guys 880 872273813634985989 2017-06-06 22:07:37-04 @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle @mike_audette @heathdwilliams @tspofnutmeg fuck yaddle? 881 872273635112886272 2017-06-06 22:06:55-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls this is the most profound of shames 882 872273544813662211 2017-06-06 22:06:33-04 @heathdwilliams @mike_audette @PerchingPirtle @tspofnutmeg would get confused with the ocean probably 883 872273509505957888 2017-06-06 22:06:25-04 This is fun https://t.co/h6gPT5dwAA 884 872273329675268101 2017-06-06 22:05:42-04 @mike_audette @heathdwilliams @PerchingPirtle @tspofnutmeg why not do the letter "C" instead of eyes, is my question 885 872272757685448704 2017-06-06 22:03:26-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls is this what i think it is is this a dirty pun jess i'm so proud 886 872272344806567936 2017-06-06 22:01:47-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls so it's cool if I wear a speedo right 887 872271842760896517 2017-06-06 21:59:47-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls ohhhh okay i just saw that part of the website nvm 888 872270852108292097 2017-06-06 21:55:51-04 @kateconger @stewartbaker best argument against backdoors I've ever heard 889 872270647816323073 2017-06-06 21:55:03-04 @KacyBurdette @indieabby88 @meanboysclub @prairielaura this dog is one of the cutest things i have ever seen 890 872270051851808769 2017-06-06 21:52:41-04 @lrozen Rogers and Coats both declined to comment on convos with Trump 891 872269398324785152 2017-06-06 21:50:05-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls I thought men always wore tuxes to weddings 892 872269104543125504 2017-06-06 21:48:55-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls oh god I'm going to need a tuxedo 893 872267372866002949 2017-06-06 21:42:02-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams lol 894 872265314108678149 2017-06-06 21:33:51-04 @pbump this is just a distraction from RUSSIA 895 872264389117837312 2017-06-06 21:30:10-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls (I assume neither of you are Catholics so this was meant as a joke) 896 872264345685680128 2017-06-06 21:30:00-04 WaPo https://t.co/Cdx8rCfW3r and NYT https://t.co/OEz8fiDCdw both follow ABC, which first reported that Sessions had offered to resign. https://t.co/W2FJIxkqYr 897 872264337301401601 2017-06-06 21:29:58-04 @kateconger @CatherineNCrump wait what 898 872264221559574529 2017-06-06 21:29:30-04 @dnvolz @zackwhittaker LOL 899 872264127066124289 2017-06-06 21:29:08-04 @AustenJo yes 900 872264019167641600 2017-06-06 21:28:42-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls you're bad catholics 901 872263099784593409 2017-06-06 21:25:03-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls but you're still you and he's still seeing you before the wedding! 902 872262832464830464 2017-06-06 21:23:59-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 shhh you're not supposed to see the bride before the wedding 903 872262597277626369 2017-06-06 21:23:03-04 @soaringleap424 it means i like your glasses 904 872262332814151681 2017-06-06 21:22:00-04 Firing Sessions would let Trump pick an AG who wouldn't be Russia-recused — but confirmation battle would become test for Senate GOP. https://t.co/yLNsYrpyyU 905 872262040215277568 2017-06-06 21:20:50-04 @soaringleap424 on fleek 906 872261807389499392 2017-06-06 21:19:55-04 @dog_rates @anneeobrienn HELICOPTER EARS PUPPER 907 872260575824416769 2017-06-06 21:15:01-04 @Richardson_Mich @ktummarello the lament of the FISA wonk could be a chapter in the book about 2016/2017 908 872260570870800384 2017-06-06 21:15:00-04 Just the fact that they're preparing for this outcome... https://t.co/Ixg6nxqdbM 909 872258711502413824 2017-06-06 21:07:37-04 @djysrv Just read my thread. 910 872257713216135168 2017-06-06 21:03:39-04 @JaredRizzi wow 911 872257659298344960 2017-06-06 21:03:26-04 @djysrv Agency disagreements are not new. That's not what I'm talking about. 912 872257517681823750 2017-06-06 21:02:52-04 @sarahjeong Rachel Brand, call your office 913 872257328044802049 2017-06-06 21:02:07-04 @djysrv Read the thread and you'll see that I'm discussing the idea of agencies obstructing each other. Bureaucratic civil war. 914 872256799864492032 2017-06-06 21:00:01-04 Comey will stick to the facts on Thursday; he "wants to correct the record" on what Trump has said, per source. https://t.co/ty4gZvgR6A https://t.co/8hEJGoRxo3 915 872254680981811200 2017-06-06 20:51:36-04 Once an agency leader picks POTUS sycophancy over their oath, what is off-limits? What wouldn't they order their employees to do? 916 872254284632657921 2017-06-06 20:50:01-04 This conversation is happening in abstractions b/c (as far as we know) this hasn't happened yet. But think about the practical effects. 917 872253953395879936 2017-06-06 20:48:42-04 What happens if, instead of recoiling in horror, an agency leader agreed to block a fellow agency leader's work? Bureaucratic civil war. 918 872253240146046976 2017-06-06 20:45:52-04 Think about Nixon asking Haldeman to get the CIA to block the FBI. Think about the titanic clash of legendary agencies that entailed. 919 872253012240211971 2017-06-06 20:44:58-04 Virtually all of the people who have ever led those offices/agencies/depts would recoil in horror if POTUS asked them to interfere/obstruct. 920 872252664540782593 2017-06-06 20:43:35-04 The people who run ODNI, DOJ, FBI, CIA, NSA, etc. are usually experienced govt folks with long careers and deep respect for their workforce. 921 872252145311076352 2017-06-06 20:41:31-04 @justinjm1 @JessicaYellin unclear whether he delivered the request to Pompeo or just vented about Comey in his presence 922 872249248321986560 2017-06-06 20:30:01-04 For those trying to establish that Trump obstructed justice, this is one of the most important stories so far. https://t.co/CIify8aaUx 923 872246919732633602 2017-06-06 20:20:45-04 Tomorrow's hearing is ostensibly about FISA, so this is yet another way the FISA reauth debate will be sidetracked/hijacked by Russia story. 924 872246696570482689 2017-06-06 20:19:52-04 Coats and Rogers, along with Rosenstein and McCabe, are testifying tomorrow at Senate Intel. Timing of this story no accident. 925 872246478097350658 2017-06-06 20:19:00-04 This follows 5/22 WaPo report that Trump asked Coats and Rogers to say there was no collusion. https://t.co/4Ej3CJVzRl 926 872244039617216514 2017-06-06 20:09:19-04 "Comey kept his interactions with Mr. Trump a secret in part because he was not sure whom at the Justice Department he could trust." https://t.co/N8CAQJZ5Sm 927 872241698285338624 2017-06-06 20:00:00-04 Florida Men (And Woman) Receive Russian Spearphishing Emails https://t.co/sQAD4YSVdA https://t.co/lpSZvRRd3z 928 872239913667788801 2017-06-06 19:52:55-04 Comey memos "describe not only what Mr. Trump said, but details such as his tone and where he was sitting," per NYT. https://t.co/5f6IyUgaIN 929 872237621350739968 2017-06-06 19:43:48-04 https://t.co/dhYRCYEMGD 930 872233456205475841 2017-06-06 19:27:15-04 Meanwhile, in Australia... https://t.co/sx7A5jgIRq 931 872231642471051264 2017-06-06 19:20:03-04 @SureReality DHS monitored election cyberattacks 932 872230080910635008 2017-06-06 19:13:51-04 Is it possible that Trump recognizes that accepting Sessions' resignation would be more of a liability than a win? https://t.co/pfU03i9Pr5 933 872228665362350081 2017-06-06 19:08:13-04 @timothypmurphy Tim 934 872227819165806593 2017-06-06 19:04:51-04 CNN reporting what ABC reported several hours ago. https://t.co/YKlBvVACsC 935 872225851567460352 2017-06-06 18:57:02-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin shhhh 936 872225456191361025 2017-06-06 18:55:28-04 @Wanderlustin Do u like cyber 937 872225113642545152 2017-06-06 18:54:06-04 @KatieBoWill Lol 938 872223176633266176 2017-06-06 18:46:25-04 I could honestly see Sessions resigning if this is truly one of Trump's top frustrations. https://t.co/d1j4GHHyGX 939 872222825024770048 2017-06-06 18:45:01-04 ABC says AG Sessions offered to resign over tensions with Trump. Holy moly. https://t.co/2wFqxRkHmG https://t.co/CMAWBnVrWo 940 872222541426958338 2017-06-06 18:43:53-04 @Wanderlustin saf this is cyber 941 872222454038630401 2017-06-06 18:43:32-04 @JustinRYoung Omg 942 872219526343122945 2017-06-06 18:31:54-04 @pwnallthethings hopefully not the Montenegrin govt officials 943 872219051967250432 2017-06-06 18:30:01-04 Russian hackers sent infected Word docs to Montenegrin govt officials as the country was preparing to join NATO. https://t.co/lKT1b8jVb4 https://t.co/hzMeaahwUh 944 872216521371787264 2017-06-06 18:19:58-04 At HPSCI Russia briefing, Schiff says they're planning more interviews, trying to bring in former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson. 945 872215448309334020 2017-06-06 18:15:42-04 @Bing_Chris he almost certainly does 946 872215041319292928 2017-06-06 18:14:05-04 Correction: Qatar working with NCA, not GCHQ. I'm so used to typing GCHQ when I think of U.K. cyber-y agencies. https://t.co/ttx3gjQeWP 947 872214007536594944 2017-06-06 18:09:59-04 The president of the United States is fanning the flames of a Gulf crisis sparked by fake comments apparently planted by Russian hackers. 948 872213062216024067 2017-06-06 18:06:13-04 @ASankin omg 949 872212985594490880 2017-06-06 18:05:55-04 Qatar confirms that it's working with the FBI and the UK's GCHQ. https://t.co/SrG0QeuyBd 950 872212284801679360 2017-06-06 18:03:08-04 Looks like a reporter for Le Figaro scooped the FBI being in Qatar https://t.co/0xZq3CyG6b 951 872211885856313349 2017-06-06 18:01:33-04 Oh man. Of course. https://t.co/9NAOCBkd6U 952 872211234891935744 2017-06-06 17:58:57-04 @vplus I'M SITTING YOU CAN'T MAKE ME STAND 953 872210440918622209 2017-06-06 17:55:48-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @donswaynos damn it chuck 954 872209813400424450 2017-06-06 17:53:19-04 @JoeBeOne hey you! https://t.co/BJjtBlLSoQ 955 872209425062387712 2017-06-06 17:51:46-04 The irony here https://t.co/EDceih4w03 956 872206613041393664 2017-06-06 17:40:36-04 @darth @donswaynos darth i'm just here trying to enjoy good content 957 872206168508178432 2017-06-06 17:38:50-04 @donswaynos @darth holy shit this video is good 958 872205710058070017 2017-06-06 17:37:00-04 Republican leading HPSCI Russia probe debunks Trump attack line https://t.co/dReKxz6pvW https://t.co/SQr3hp9LTU 959 872205630295097345 2017-06-06 17:36:41-04 @JennyENicholson look I'm sorry but "self-insert" okay thank you for your time 960 872205546400567298 2017-06-06 17:36:21-04 @SarahMMimms it's not a fight when you have time stamps 961 872203947548614656 2017-06-06 17:30:00-04 Not bad. https://t.co/zS05mmt8G1 962 872202300709908481 2017-06-06 17:23:27-04 @JennaMC_Laugh looks like you took this right as he was firing 963 872201939714551809 2017-06-06 17:22:01-04 ⬇⬇⬇ https://t.co/PhTxGD7aTR 964 872201617608781825 2017-06-06 17:20:45-04 @LorenRaeDeJ well my opinion is the best opinion and everyone else is wrong :) 965 872201304772313088 2017-06-06 17:19:30-04 @LorenRaeDeJ OTR means we can't publish it at all (unless we go get it from someone else); on background means we can publish it but not under your name. 966 872200176785666048 2017-06-06 17:15:01-04 Trump disliked these words so much that he personally removed them from his NATO speech. https://t.co/tD6Mpaw7wY https://t.co/CjVwkVJegq 967 872199360909643779 2017-06-06 17:11:46-04 @GarettSloane @yoda Totally. 968 872199256026873856 2017-06-06 17:11:21-04 @darth star dog 969 872196403858071552 2017-06-06 17:00:01-04 lolwut https://t.co/EbD0ieZcDh https://t.co/t4HeRj2c1Z 970 872192623259385858 2017-06-06 16:45:00-04 Weird! https://t.co/5QtDyYd3vj 971 872191805793730560 2017-06-06 16:41:45-04 @aedwardslevy hey @darth can you photoshop this image from ariel's tweet onto the side of a bomb being dropped from an airplane 972 872188858296930305 2017-06-06 16:30:02-04 Many European governments blame encryption for their inability to catch terrorists. But most attacks reveal more fundamental govt failures. https://t.co/2dXz96THfZ 973 872188250693259265 2017-06-06 16:27:38-04 @aedwardslevy https://t.co/XVUpADzQRZ 974 872186915071684608 2017-06-06 16:22:19-04 @aedwardslevy https://t.co/3jrCT2bX5y 975 872185073835024384 2017-06-06 16:15:00-04 Hahahaha https://t.co/0a5obi1McJ 976 872183125312450560 2017-06-06 16:07:16-04 @aedwardslevy https://t.co/zZG3tp9mQa 977 872183060510277632 2017-06-06 16:07:00-04 Meanwhile, legal experts say that Trump should prepare for a day of intense heat on Thursday. https://t.co/a1BwsC6YAr 978 872182405511163905 2017-06-06 16:04:24-04 @pbump hmmmmm 979 872182107598192641 2017-06-06 16:03:13-04 @pbump ur just jealous 980 872181306662166528 2017-06-06 16:00:02-04 "How Donald Trump Shifted Kids-Cancer Charity Money Into His Business" https://t.co/0cFqatHkUu https://t.co/949CDc65SJ 981 872180448167952386 2017-06-06 15:56:37-04 @NickBaumann @aedwardslevy omfg 982 872180144638709761 2017-06-06 15:55:25-04 @aedwardslevy is this a metaphor about the aftermath of the comey hearing 983 872179736826580992 2017-06-06 15:53:48-04 @kelseylh me at star wars conventions tbh 984 872178999237234690 2017-06-06 15:50:52-04 @sparksjls man does it ever 985 872177525790838784 2017-06-06 15:45:01-04 https://t.co/CGp6GBBjiF 986 872177141898727424 2017-06-06 15:43:29-04 @dnvolz Excited for @emptywheel to see this quote and spontaneously combust 987 872176816257196032 2017-06-06 15:42:11-04 @CarpeDiemCyber Ah I see what you're saying now. 988 872176628100628481 2017-06-06 15:41:27-04 @petridishes Rogue Pun: A Qatar Wars Story 989 872176393790083072 2017-06-06 15:40:31-04 @CarpeDiemCyber Wait what? 990 872175866645798913 2017-06-06 15:38:25-04 @dpamac lol 991 872175627926949888 2017-06-06 15:37:28-04 @catesish thank you for this birb link 992 872174514196664320 2017-06-06 15:33:03-04 @SaRoseCav @darth omg this face 993 872174280762687489 2017-06-06 15:32:07-04 @catesish wow I hit send on that tweet the second before the bunny said "I hate this" 994 872174200076873729 2017-06-06 15:31:48-04 @catesish i hate this 995 872173864859697152 2017-06-06 15:30:28-04 @catesish I've been thinking about these words for a full five minutes now and I still have no idea what they are 996 872173752376623104 2017-06-06 15:30:01-04 .@amyklobuchar asks H.R. McMaster to publish info that could help protect voting systems. Also wants classified briefing for Sen Rules Cmte. https://t.co/ABGex6AznR 997 872173444888240132 2017-06-06 15:28:48-04 @catesish WTF 998 872173070643081221 2017-06-06 15:27:18-04 @JaredRizzi I'm with you man 999 872172990175346688 2017-06-06 15:26:59-04 @catesish these are both fake right? 1000 872172787988824064 2017-06-06 15:26:11-04 @JaredRizzi ... 1001 872172415782146052 2017-06-06 15:24:42-04 @joshrogin @statedeptspox this is quite a tweet 1002 872172318251995136 2017-06-06 15:24:19-04 @daveweigel "Theft is just a concept dependent on the labor theory of property," said Jeanette Flurfington, a 73-year-old retired nurse. 1003 872171735851745280 2017-06-06 15:22:00-04 https://t.co/al42vuRZBN 1004 872171665576407040 2017-06-06 15:21:43-04 @petridishes QATAR HERO 1005 872169978585391104 2017-06-06 15:15:01-04 Comey will refute Trump's 3x-not-under-investigation claim, but he won't accuse Trump of obstruction of justice. https://t.co/y73EExTW5i https://t.co/PzlozKNjI6 1006 872169474614587394 2017-06-06 15:13:01-04 @KateHavard @petridishes @petersagal dubaiby i know 1007 872169021055131649 2017-06-06 15:11:13-04 @kelseylh @pbump @DanEggenWPost et tu, kelsey? 1008 872168830545661952 2017-06-06 15:10:27-04 @pbump @DanEggenWPost how have you not been fired yet 1009 872168525007396864 2017-06-06 15:09:15-04 @evan7257 @petridishes @aedwardslevy du-bye 1010 872168234354606080 2017-06-06 15:08:05-04 @petridishes @petersagal get your mind out of the qatar 1011 872168147998171140 2017-06-06 15:07:45-04 @evan7257 @petridishes @aedwardslevy doha-ve to? 1012 872167676294123520 2017-06-06 15:05:52-04 @sophiekleeman jealous 1013 872167581737771012 2017-06-06 15:05:30-04 @KatieBoWill @dmccabe i love the image of children arriving in our nation's capital, eager to learn about the legislative branch, and david shoving them aside 1014 872167426481414145 2017-06-06 15:04:53-04 @petridishes @aedwardslevy QATAR? I BARELY KNOW HER 1015 872167090656038913 2017-06-06 15:03:33-04 This is totally normal https://t.co/xtvxwS94m3 1016 872166833964675072 2017-06-06 15:02:31-04 @pbump bee serious 1017 872166554879840256 2017-06-06 15:01:25-04 @sophiekleeman r u hungry for news 1018 872166380723998721 2017-06-06 15:00:43-04 @JaredRizzi You called it https://t.co/0MBgBGhUzJ 1019 872166275245592576 2017-06-06 15:00:18-04 @jbendery @mikedebonis @kristinapet @SenBobCorker Thanks! 1020 872165644216786944 2017-06-06 14:57:48-04 Spicer: "Any disclosure of classified or sensitive information can clearly threaten our national security." 1021 872165610591006720 2017-06-06 14:57:40-04 Spicer declines to comment on apparent NSA report leaker Reality Winner, but says Trump has been clear about dangers of leaks generally. 1022 872165200253911041 2017-06-06 14:56:02-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/USUdxKD5V5 1023 872164323543715844 2017-06-06 14:52:33-04 Hooo boy https://t.co/G1nFSAXGwW 1024 872163889986899968 2017-06-06 14:50:50-04 @Marshall_Cohen @ShimonPro so just a small problem then 1025 872163414319267841 2017-06-06 14:48:56-04 @ctblauvelt @mikeryan oh please, like I'm the only one 1026 872162918938402816 2017-06-06 14:46:58-04 Spicer: "The president's gonna have a very, very busy day, as he does all the time." 1027 872162835287216128 2017-06-06 14:46:38-04 Spicer won't say if Trump will watch Comey hearing, says Trump has a full day on Thursday. 1028 872162289671176192 2017-06-06 14:44:28-04 Oh hey, the Skype seats. Forgot all about this. 1029 872161665147600900 2017-06-06 14:41:59-04 @JaredRizzi amazing to watch some people conveniently ignore that part 1030 872161555252727812 2017-06-06 14:41:33-04 Spicer says the people critiquing Trump's tweeting also critiqued it during the election and he won the election. 1031 872160527182680065 2017-06-06 14:37:28-04 @ctblauvelt @mikeryan my thoughts about Emma Stone 1032 872159180043554816 2017-06-06 14:32:07-04 @mikedebonis @kristinapet @SenBobCorker please tell me someone got video of this 1033 872158247410642946 2017-06-06 14:28:24-04 @MatthewNussbaum Okay but first I have to call Clark Kent and ask him how he keeps landing these Superman scoops. 1034 872157771004862464 2017-06-06 14:26:31-04 @MatthewNussbaum Bruce Wayne? The enigmatic businessman? What does he have to do with Batman? 1035 872157051442614272 2017-06-06 14:23:39-04 @ShannonOakesTw Most states reported attempted hacks, but some attempts are more serious than others. 1036 872156191526408192 2017-06-06 14:20:14-04 Aid coordinator kidnapped in Yemen in 2015 was secretly arranging shipments for U.S. commandos there. https://t.co/GjNfDmHWkb https://t.co/D7mNbEpgNb 1037 872152811454312450 2017-06-06 14:06:48-04 @HowellONeill @AndrewCouts flip-flopper 1038 872152698753298437 2017-06-06 14:06:21-04 @KevinMKruse @pbump @darth omfg 1039 872152620974182400 2017-06-06 14:06:03-04 @AndrewCouts meow 1040 872151548163485700 2017-06-06 14:01:47-04 @darth @pbump DARTH THARD HARD IS IT SO HARD TO LEAVE ME IN PEACE 1041 872151198564065280 2017-06-06 14:00:24-04 @darth @pbump DARTH 1042 872150841289039872 2017-06-06 13:58:58-04 @_cingraham @pbump isn't that what filmmakers do when they're trying to block out a scene 1043 872150657712705536 2017-06-06 13:58:15-04 @JaredRizzi @_cingraham go to your briefing jared 1044 872150372537819139 2017-06-06 13:57:07-04 @_cingraham if ever the Orb forsakeths me, then on that day I am cursed 1045 872150214278336513 2017-06-06 13:56:29-04 @erikmal no, just the right amount of information 1046 872150175388663808 2017-06-06 13:56:20-04 @pbump great job 1047 872150051665137664 2017-06-06 13:55:50-04 @erikmal I dream of the Orb 1048 872149904466079744 2017-06-06 13:55:15-04 You didn't think I'd forgotten about the Orb, did you? 1049 872149755337601024 2017-06-06 13:54:40-04 @qjurecic @MiekeEoyang it's what I say in my head every time I surface from writing a story and check my mentions 1050 872149413539586048 2017-06-06 13:53:18-04 @nycsouthpaw Question is how that principle is applied in practice, and only people on the inside know that. 1051 872149363983831041 2017-06-06 13:53:06-04 @nycsouthpaw As a general matter, tho, I don't think "redact this detail of a foreign op b/c it would definitely give away our own access" is excessive. 1052 872149208442318848 2017-06-06 13:52:29-04 @nycsouthpaw Overclassification is certainly a thing. And this is a Catch-22: w/o knowing what's redacted, I can't say whether I'd want it unredacted. 1053 872148701975851009 2017-06-06 13:50:28-04 @qjurecic @MiekeEoyang "...and God bless the United States of America. Now if you'll excuse me, I'm getting roasted online and I need to do some tweets." 1054 872148583272914945 2017-06-06 13:50:00-04 @qjurecic @MiekeEoyang only until he's done with the speech! 1055 872148583251705856 2017-06-06 13:50:00-04 Hearing from multiple WH sources that Trump will publish his Comey hearing livetweets using THE ORB. 1056 872147983483240448 2017-06-06 13:47:37-04 @nycsouthpaw @brianstelter That can be sources-and-methods too, if it reveals the extent and nature of USG visibility into foreign operations. 1057 872146803839447042 2017-06-06 13:42:56-04 @NoahShachtman Maybe he brought the memos and there are DM screenshots! 1058 872146644275515392 2017-06-06 13:42:18-04 @nycsouthpaw @brianstelter (cont) TI redactions were probably sources+methods. That stuff would be news. But I wouldn't want it published. 1059 872146583978221573 2017-06-06 13:42:03-04 @nycsouthpaw @brianstelter Yes. We already knew of efforts to hack vendors and local election officials. This is just an example of it. (cont) 1060 872146067550294020 2017-06-06 13:40:00-04 This is funny, but if Corker really has a problem with the way the president is conducting foreign policy, he has many ways to respond. https://t.co/7AkOzBbsyr 1061 872145537272864769 2017-06-06 13:37:54-04 @NoahShachtman if they slid into each other's DMs that could really complicate the Russia investigation 1062 872144649946898433 2017-06-06 13:34:22-04 @nycsouthpaw @brianstelter If you mean the NSA report, my read is it didn't need to be classified. But it has redacted portions that I can't assess. Maybe sensitive. 1063 872143554596003841 2017-06-06 13:30:01-04 If you're interested in the Russia story, I highly recommend setting up a TweetDeck search column for terms including "hacking." https://t.co/83QcyRxC0c 1064 872142642867470336 2017-06-06 13:26:24-04 @brianstelter @nycsouthpaw We already know about several others because of leaks, but there's an active FBI investigation of them, so...probably never. 1065 872141034855256064 2017-06-06 13:20:00-04 https://t.co/d1InVeG0Pm 1066 872140368485265408 2017-06-06 13:17:22-04 @qjurecic @MiekeEoyang hearing goes from 10 to 1, speech is at 12:30; fireworks will be over by then 1067 872140212503277571 2017-06-06 13:16:44-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @brian_nov hmmmmm 1068 872140149601300480 2017-06-06 13:16:29-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @NoTheOtherLeft yes heath 1069 872139896030457857 2017-06-06 13:15:29-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @NoTheOtherLeft no put me on twitter text alert 1070 872139559169032192 2017-06-06 13:14:09-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @brian_nov yes 1071 872139541230092289 2017-06-06 13:14:04-04 When last I checked, we knew about attacks on Arizona and Illinois voter databases and an attack on a Florida contractor (likely VR). 1072 872139062353821696 2017-06-06 13:12:10-04 The framing in this tweet is very weird, though. Most of the attacks we know about are not from this report. His quote is clearer. https://t.co/yuwsvx9elB 1073 872137135599603712 2017-06-06 13:04:31-04 @darth omg 1074 872136985556779008 2017-06-06 13:03:55-04 @razhael @theintercept No. There's no new revelation about capabilities or access here. Just details about their process. 1075 872136464095739904 2017-06-06 13:01:51-04 @razhael @theintercept Me I guess https://t.co/I84BMvPn6w 1076 872135802859474944 2017-06-06 12:59:13-04 @costareports Live shot of the White House Counsel's Office as news breaks that Trump intends to livetweet the Comey hearing. https://t.co/7q4LXRYMiv 1077 872134839054610433 2017-06-06 12:55:23-04 @heathdwilliams @PerchingPirtle @RunDouble dat pace 1078 872133885991301120 2017-06-06 12:51:36-04 @costareports In fairness to the president, I too do not plan to put down Twitter on Thursday. 1079 872133522399662087 2017-06-06 12:50:09-04 @nycsouthpaw Well, Twitter could crash. Oh, you mean the other thing. 1080 872132487832535040 2017-06-06 12:46:03-04 @ditzkoff omfg 1081 872132449878278144 2017-06-06 12:45:54-04 @aedwardslevy what if he just RTs the Breitbart tweets with "This ------->" 1082 872132271922446336 2017-06-06 12:45:11-04 @MichaelRWarren https://t.co/eKQDbp5p1e 1083 872132219082604544 2017-06-06 12:44:59-04 @costareports Basically, buy stock in Orville Redenbacher. https://t.co/eKQDbp5p1e 1084 872130941837348865 2017-06-06 12:39:54-04 @swin24 @costareports Said he'd tweet during. That's close enough for me. 1085 872130720612982784 2017-06-06 12:39:01-04 @AlderFish @costareports Hearing will almost be over by then 1086 872130532758491136 2017-06-06 12:38:17-04 @selenalarson Omg yes 1087 872130212158357505 2017-06-06 12:37:00-04 Take this with a grain of salt, but @costareports says Trump will livetweet the Comey hearing. https://t.co/T7FieR5MAc 1088 872126994560974848 2017-06-06 12:24:13-04 @tayhatmaker @TechCrunch "Sessions" lol 1089 872126923450855424 2017-06-06 12:23:56-04 @gregotto hi pat 1090 872124676234936320 2017-06-06 12:15:00-04 Yikes. https://t.co/uLp6OW0SPk 1091 872122777444257792 2017-06-06 12:07:28-04 @dog_rates @kylee_jo27 SPORTSBALL PUPPER 1092 872119646203158529 2017-06-06 11:55:01-04 ----------> https://t.co/wh1fJQnG4t 1093 872119644177420288 2017-06-06 11:55:01-04 @nycsouthpaw gotta direct this one to hotline josh 1094 872118926553075714 2017-06-06 11:52:09-04 @GregorStocks @cemerick The Intercept could have retyped the document or screenshotted only relevant paragraphs. It didn't have to use the original photocopy. 1095 872118393079517185 2017-06-06 11:50:02-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan @ljstella @Wawa oh right sorry I forgot that's how we have to describe it in public "cop-team" sure 1096 872117713245806594 2017-06-06 11:47:20-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig @ljstella @Wawa Chuck and I are recommitting to smushing our meat together more often 1097 872116882198941696 2017-06-06 11:44:02-04 @admiraljello @TheApexFan @jamesjawa awwwww 1098 872116239207989250 2017-06-06 11:41:29-04 @ChuckWendig @ljstella @AshCrossan @Wawa okay so we can agree that we should double meat more often 1099 872115869303877632 2017-06-06 11:40:01-04 Some points worth considering re: The Intercept's story https://t.co/BZPt1Nmu79 1100 872115606073606144 2017-06-06 11:38:58-04 @ljstella @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan @Wawa "double meat" is also what they call it when Chuck and I hang out 1101 872113628404756483 2017-06-06 11:31:06-04 @ljstella @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan @Wawa i would rather add more turkey to my sandwich than eat spinach 1102 872113037653794816 2017-06-06 11:28:45-04 @GarettSloane @yoda people want to see some "intercept loves russia" conspiracy theory here but you need to read the affidavit to see what happened 1103 872112914328670208 2017-06-06 11:28:16-04 @ChuckWendig @ljstella @AshCrossan @Wawa gotta mix it up with some greens, chuck 1104 872112580319490049 2017-06-06 11:26:56-04 @ChuckWendig @ljstella @AshCrossan @Wawa okay i decline to comment on pepperoni but let's maybe put some lettuce on this hoagie too 1105 872112500803809286 2017-06-06 11:26:37-04 @GarettSloane @yoda also the only one who emailed the news outlet from her work computer and printed out the document 1106 872112251678990337 2017-06-06 11:25:38-04 @ljstella @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan @Wawa pepperoni is gross 1107 872111572172361735 2017-06-06 11:22:56-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan gotta get that hoagie toasted too, mmmmm 1108 872111373664354304 2017-06-06 11:22:09-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan turkey, cheese, mayo, pickles, bacon, maybe some ham in the mix 1109 872111151898906625 2017-06-06 11:21:16-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan a turkey hoagie with cheese, like some provolone all up on there 1110 872110838823432192 2017-06-06 11:20:01-04 tweets -------> https://t.co/tWewMcDDOo 1111 872108854477283328 2017-06-06 11:12:08-04 @nycsouthpaw it never fails, he is ALWAYS there with the bad tweets 1112 872108578378838017 2017-06-06 11:11:02-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan a turkey hoagie! 1113 872106810588659713 2017-06-06 11:04:01-04 Chinese society in one paragraph https://t.co/fSqc55l36r https://t.co/gkdqxsXNJk 1114 872106513208356864 2017-06-06 11:02:50-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig a hoagie 1115 872105119273365508 2017-06-06 10:57:18-04 @DickKingSmith @ChuckWendig NORMAN 1116 872104510780518402 2017-06-06 10:54:52-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm so cuddly 1117 872104253548097540 2017-06-06 10:53:51-04 @cmpriest @darth those eyes! 1118 872104117648465920 2017-06-06 10:53:19-04 @PeterCorless as I said, you're just implying inappropriate behavior without saying what you think is happening or offering proof 1119 872103461512458240 2017-06-06 10:50:42-04 @TonyRomm @atsneed nice selfie 1120 872103378205192192 2017-06-06 10:50:22-04 @RachAClark 1121 872103184424198144 2017-06-06 10:49:36-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm lolololololololololololololololololololololololololol 1122 872102929955794951 2017-06-06 10:48:36-04 @PeterCorless you're not making any sense or offering any evidence for your insinuations 1123 872102673016926208 2017-06-06 10:47:34-04 @PeterCorless Many news outlets have published Snowden documents. 1124 872102529894498305 2017-06-06 10:47:00-04 "mornings belong to Twitter for the president, and most of the social media damage...has taken place as he’s revving up to start his day" https://t.co/q8FqlD9Mfz 1125 872101621257445376 2017-06-06 10:43:24-04 @MLevineReports ??? we had verified info of Russian hacking during the campaign 1126 872101056691535873 2017-06-06 10:41:09-04 @cmpriest @darth extremely same, lucy 1127 872100071105601537 2017-06-06 10:37:14-04 @PeterCorless hmmmm no 1128 872099983348158464 2017-06-06 10:36:53-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan Ash, I'm ready. Tell him I'm ready! 1129 872099740456038401 2017-06-06 10:35:55-04 Not watching the hearing so I don't know his exact language but I'm guessing @NASSorg will be happy about this https://t.co/Ccw6V5v9kV 1130 872098322055671808 2017-06-06 10:30:17-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig ash can i come to wawa with u 1131 872098063183208448 2017-06-06 10:29:15-04 @lrozen canNot, Under any Circumstances, imagine probLEms with thAt Remark 1132 872097716414939137 2017-06-06 10:27:53-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan wait please I can change I can do it please take me with you 1133 872096979681234947 2017-06-06 10:24:57-04 "Le thread," as they say https://t.co/GhzchBHhid 1134 872095774213099520 2017-06-06 10:20:09-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan this was a trick question! rigged! fake news MSM! 1135 872095540716208129 2017-06-06 10:19:14-04 @ddale8 "no implications"! 1136 872095470339981315 2017-06-06 10:18:57-04 @dnvolz panefully funny quote 1137 872094717596639233 2017-06-06 10:15:58-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan "mayonnaise" 1138 872094395948052480 2017-06-06 10:14:41-04 @cafwine I've never been in the region 1139 872093546114949125 2017-06-06 10:11:18-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan absolutely y 1140 872092648022175746 2017-06-06 10:07:44-04 If it's a day ending in "y," there's a new report out about the security challenges of the internet of things. https://t.co/g8cDjpmFOE 1141 872091421037268992 2017-06-06 10:02:52-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig if I'm invited 1142 872091140366970881 2017-06-06 10:01:45-04 @ChuckWendig hey I miss you 1143 872090373694382080 2017-06-06 09:58:42-04 @JaredRizzi @AthertonKD These BaghDad jokes are exactly what we've all been Kuwaiting for 1144 872089206113406977 2017-06-06 09:54:04-04 @JaredRizzi @AthertonKD Bahrain any further jokes, I'd say your tweets so far are a bad Oman 1145 872088815653068800 2017-06-06 09:52:30-04 @JaredRizzi @AthertonKD I was Dubai-ous about this one but now I like it 1146 872086117419560960 2017-06-06 09:41:47-04 @MadelineRConway further proof that we're living in a simulation 1147 872084756741193728 2017-06-06 09:36:23-04 @MadelineRConway omg 1148 872083156928737280 2017-06-06 09:30:01-04 Wonder how many of the seemingly ordinary people tweeting things like this are actually highly trained IC contractors with TS clearance. https://t.co/iPnaOMB35h 1149 872081645351952384 2017-06-06 09:24:01-04 @RidT Question: Why do you prefer Authy to Google Authenticator? 1150 872081082790948867 2017-06-06 09:21:47-04 @JaredRizzi I got my hopes up 1151 872079926400348160 2017-06-06 09:17:11-04 @JaredRizzi if you click the last tweet in the thread it expands! 1152 872079379429568512 2017-06-06 09:15:01-04 Impossible to overstate this: THREAD. https://t.co/c94YsnRZHs 1153 872076433887301632 2017-06-06 09:03:18-04 @pbump you know the answer philip 1154 872075618111832064 2017-06-06 09:00:04-04 The Trump administration explored easing Russian sanctions as recently as March; State Dept talked WH down. https://t.co/Lv9ZnuoEiH https://t.co/gXjZmLylxH 1155 872073546784268288 2017-06-06 08:51:50-04 @JaredRizzi @MarisaKabas 1156 872073027122589700 2017-06-06 08:49:46-04 @JaredRizzi @MarisaKabas https://t.co/c3kVXWb6lz 1157 872071078180519936 2017-06-06 08:42:01-04 @JaredRizzi @MarisaKabas I am weeping 1158 872070329786609664 2017-06-06 08:39:03-04 @JaredRizzi @MarisaKabas Can I pay you to do more of these 1159 872070111892566019 2017-06-06 08:38:11-04 @JaredRizzi @MarisaKabas JARED 1160 872069402518269953 2017-06-06 08:35:22-04 @Wanderlustin @LillianSkye_ omg saf 1161 872069185144332288 2017-06-06 08:34:30-04 @MarisaKabas ♥️ 1162 872068833439358976 2017-06-06 08:33:06-04 @LillianSkye_ everything reads WARU if you just believe 1163 872068055337115648 2017-06-06 08:30:01-04 W ACTUALLY NEVER MIND R R O O M https://t.co/5P0fgME2Zr 1164 872066041106505728 2017-06-06 08:22:01-04 Feeling left out here https://t.co/6pCW5yAZWw 1165 872064278525652992 2017-06-06 08:15:00-04 This is a little too on-the-nose. (https://t.co/AZjmeRjA6T) https://t.co/M46iqcnFDu 1166 872061192738615296 2017-06-06 08:02:45-04 Hard to square "the media wants me to fail" with "the media wants me to stop tweeting" given how much trouble Trump's tweets have caused. https://t.co/yfruYtbB45 1167 871937001762803713 2017-06-05 23:49:15-04 @evansiegfried @darth rowdy i feel you, please continue to be you 1168 871936573893468160 2017-06-05 23:47:33-04 @TheApexFan wow your boss and i would get along great 1169 871936457577046017 2017-06-05 23:47:05-04 @WakeUp2Politics I'm gonna be real with you Gabe, I had to look it up but now I remember 1170 871936361397407744 2017-06-05 23:46:43-04 @WakeUp2Politics OMG that's right 1171 871935707039879168 2017-06-05 23:44:06-04 @WakeUp2Politics Was there even a B-plot in that episode? No one remembers anything except Social Security 1172 871935645698097153 2017-06-05 23:43:52-04 @WakeUp2Politics Oh my god Gabe yes 1173 871935169569095680 2017-06-05 23:41:58-04 @michejaw jesus this is good 1174 871922610401103873 2017-06-05 22:52:04-04 @ddiamond the one thing in this world i trusted 1175 871922528729673733 2017-06-05 22:51:45-04 @yashitweets @darth eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 1176 871922090630193153 2017-06-05 22:50:00-04 Uh-oh, is it about time to unveil another D and something else https://t.co/4FfgW7WVAg 1177 871918529704022016 2017-06-05 22:35:51-04 @DevinRuic @darth this dog's face is extremely cute 1178 871916034571341825 2017-06-05 22:25:56-04 Today in real paragraphs in real news articles in the real world. https://t.co/89uRWKDuoS https://t.co/MzqJqOkUYt 1179 871914700279304192 2017-06-05 22:20:38-04 @AuerbachKeller very kind of you sir 1180 871914608294055936 2017-06-05 22:20:16-04 @cantstaymaddi @darth this smile omg 1181 871912073776828418 2017-06-05 22:10:12-04 @MattBors . M E N SHADOW BROKERS C U H DCLEAKS S GUCCIFER A 1182 871911590173569024 2017-06-05 22:08:17-04 @SarahNEmerson @darth when you are a very good dog and you are aware of this fact 1183 871911280541655040 2017-06-05 22:07:03-04 @bmaz I just meant the idea that this is a real concern for cases in general 1184 871909517717635072 2017-06-05 22:00:02-04 The world we live in -----> https://t.co/KPAMGdYJPJ 1185 871906636301975552 2017-06-05 21:48:35-04 @woodruffbets What are the odds that he can refrain from commenting when reporters shout Winner Qs at pool sprays, press avails, etc. over ensuing months? 1186 871904622407016449 2017-06-05 21:40:35-04 @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz god damn you all 1187 871904477661597696 2017-06-05 21:40:01-04 @GlennF @absolutspacegrl @AmesCG @darth @MildlyAmused @NASA 2/10 1188 871904083942277120 2017-06-05 21:38:27-04 @GlennF @absolutspacegrl @AmesCG @darth @MildlyAmused @NASA glenn 1189 871904041890131970 2017-06-05 21:38:17-04 @absolutspacegrl @AmesCG @GlennF @darth @MildlyAmused @NASA i tried to think of a horus guard pun here but came up empty 1190 871903634098933761 2017-06-05 21:36:40-04 @aedwardslevy stop being politically correct 1191 871903508211085312 2017-06-05 21:36:10-04 @M_Lynch_ No, she emailed them about a separate matter and then later mailed them the document. 1192 871901960567480321 2017-06-05 21:30:01-04 never print https://t.co/t9AnFSsj29 1193 871901412812312577 2017-06-05 21:27:50-04 @AmesCG @absolutspacegrl @GlennF @darth @MildlyAmused @NASA holly as your lawyer i advise you not to answer this tweet and instead to privately DM me photos of the stargate 1194 871900812066377728 2017-06-05 21:25:27-04 Reminder: https://t.co/NVmMLGWxaS 1195 871900487439839232 2017-06-05 21:24:09-04 @rbole The software is used to verify voter eligibility; separate from tallying. But I don't know what access this company has to raw voter data. 1196 871898490334584832 2017-06-05 21:16:13-04 @rbole Neither. A company that makes software for managing voter data was breached. No evidence that voter data itself was affected. 1197 871898184737472512 2017-06-05 21:15:00-04 VR Systems appears to confirm that it was breached (leading to spearphishing emails as described in NSA report). https://t.co/6F8rQRcNfA https://t.co/5GLjbFR9Fo 1198 871897511367237632 2017-06-05 21:12:20-04 @kate_m_C there aren't words to describe how much I feel this 1199 871895860275269633 2017-06-05 21:05:46-04 @Truth08168336 VR Systems makes software that precinct workers use to verify that you're eligible to vote; it takes in and processes registration data 1200 871895557735931904 2017-06-05 21:04:34-04 @libbycwatson digby don't normalize this 1201 871894414662283264 2017-06-05 21:00:02-04 Addendum to my thread on voting security: Election offices often outsource voting machine programming to small companies. Easy targets. https://t.co/J38szzG0ir 1202 871893954068975616 2017-06-05 20:58:12-04 @dancow @bradheath @ashleyfeinberg true, but since the Intercept knew it *had* been printed, probably not smart to prompt NSA to consider that (by giving it scanned doc) 1203 871893635243159553 2017-06-05 20:56:56-04 @BruceRheins yes 1204 871893316874403840 2017-06-05 20:55:40-04 @tayhatmaker language 1205 871893269168476160 2017-06-05 20:55:29-04 @darth @MildlyAmused darth have you read the fanfiction about this 1206 871893066168360960 2017-06-05 20:54:40-04 @BruceRheins right; Intercept would have had no reason to connect that request to the doc 1207 871892947855429632 2017-06-05 20:54:12-04 @darth @MildlyAmused darth i am too young to hear these things 1208 871892002140561408 2017-06-05 20:50:26-04 @darth also the podracer announcers did not come out of nowhere darth how do we explain this one https://t.co/ez4TMpFAbQ 1209 871891745096830977 2017-06-05 20:49:25-04 @BruceRheins Per affidavit, email contact was about getting a transcript of an Intercept podcast. Entirely separate from NSA report. 1210 871891552301436930 2017-06-05 20:48:39-04 @darth oh my god darth 1211 871884815511019520 2017-06-05 20:21:53-04 @BruceRheins The Intercept has this exact same system. The takeaway here is not "The Intercept can't handle secure leaks." 1212 871883083414290432 2017-06-05 20:15:00-04 The Daily Beast (https://t.co/5O9dP1JEpw) says this is NSA leaker Reality Winner's Twitter account. https://t.co/cHKR4eKY7l 1213 871881993402888192 2017-06-05 20:10:40-04 @KELLYWEILL @oneunderscore__ got it, thx 1214 871881742373851136 2017-06-05 20:09:40-04 @KELLYWEILL @oneunderscore__ to be clear, not doubting you, just curious; story doesn't say 1215 871881251392806912 2017-06-05 20:07:43-04 @oneunderscore__ @KELLYWEILL How do you know that's her Twitter account? Did her mom say it was? 1216 871880655138848769 2017-06-05 20:05:21-04 @matthew_d_green I mean, it seems pretty clear that they were looking for ways to alter the vote. 1217 871879982334783488 2017-06-05 20:02:41-04 @eligit we have known that for months 1218 871879313859252224 2017-06-05 20:00:01-04 ICYMI, my thoughts on why the NSA report in the Intercept story should not be overblown but does point to real problems. https://t.co/I84BMvPn6w 1219 871878592740851712 2017-06-05 19:57:09-04 @tayhatmaker i love you 1220 871878478668472320 2017-06-05 19:56:42-04 @ashleyfeinberg we already know you're whack 1221 871877499415924737 2017-06-05 19:52:49-04 @tayhatmaker language 1222 871876876905713665 2017-06-05 19:50:20-04 @ManerdM @eric_weinberger for sure 1223 871876094856765445 2017-06-05 19:47:14-04 @nycsouthpaw indeed 1224 871875729071513600 2017-06-05 19:45:47-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate give me admin powers 1225 871874718483312645 2017-06-05 19:41:46-04 @JessicaHuseman Belated but thank you! 1226 871874166475161601 2017-06-05 19:39:34-04 @camilareads sorry just seeing this; assume you figured it out, but no, not a typo; report published 5/5, she printed 5/9 1227 871868990351589376 2017-06-05 19:19:00-04 Great @MatthewNussbaum story. https://t.co/gj6QVTyOw8 1228 871868349042626560 2017-06-05 19:16:27-04 @JasonLeopold LOL 1229 871867750288850945 2017-06-05 19:14:04-04 @adamconner oh, how I do 1230 871867212390379520 2017-06-05 19:11:56-04 @DavidClinchNews the Intercept sent it to them to authenticate it 1231 871866130742337537 2017-06-05 19:07:38-04 @eric_weinberger yes but he won't comment on ongoing criminal cases 1232 871865235111645188 2017-06-05 19:04:05-04 In expanded version of criminal complaint https://t.co/f7GTfAHlfZ DOJ says Intercept asked another contractor about the doc & they told NSA. https://t.co/58Avq987Nr 1233 871864419223031810 2017-06-05 19:00:50-04 @nycsouthpaw part of it is probably that Russian targeting of election vendors is not new 1234 871860747156029443 2017-06-05 18:46:15-04 @brian_nov @pablohidalgo So easy 1235 871860443429711872 2017-06-05 18:45:02-04 @Hello_Tailor cc @pablohidalgo 1236 871860266782400512 2017-06-05 18:44:20-04 Highly skilled individual https://t.co/U56eyDuOAF 1237 871860089283645440 2017-06-05 18:43:38-04 @kelseylh Hi 1238 871860059378266112 2017-06-05 18:43:31-04 @Hello_Tailor Checks out 1239 871858810142457856 2017-06-05 18:38:33-04 @libbycwatson @ashleyfeinberg @bradheath Right, that part is very much on her 1240 871858367303692289 2017-06-05 18:36:47-04 If they made a musical about national security journalism, it would include the line "Contractors: they get the job done." 1241 871856849271885830 2017-06-05 18:30:45-04 @bradheath @ashleyfeinberg And printing certainly smaller than downloading 1242 871856157354340353 2017-06-05 18:28:00-04 @man Lol 1243 871855703685836800 2017-06-05 18:26:12-04 @ashleyfeinberg @bradheath Narrowing factor here was who printed it 1244 871855407752499201 2017-06-05 18:25:02-04 @pablohidalgo Wait Snoke is blue???? 1245 871854844608380928 2017-06-05 18:22:47-04 Remember slow news days? 1246 871850779971289088 2017-06-05 18:06:38-04 ABC and NBC are reporting that Reality Winner was The Intercept's source. https://t.co/WwyBse1o6u https://t.co/otyPlSSlSo 1247 871841562279292928 2017-06-05 17:30:01-04 Li'l Jim https://t.co/CpRmLH60W8 1248 871837363433066496 2017-06-05 17:13:20-04 @BradMossEsq https://t.co/jdJ7AAbwkA 1249 871833312515543041 2017-06-05 16:57:14-04 Anyway, fun way to start the week! 1250 871833095158337536 2017-06-05 16:56:22-04 @russellbrandom @AJVicens @Bing_Chris Sure. Nobody doubts their goal here. Question is how to get from what they did to what they wanted to do. 1251 871832752571789313 2017-06-05 16:55:00-04 So we're left to trust that (1) local officials are competent and (2) if something happens, states and DHS will detect it. 1252 871832566436962305 2017-06-05 16:54:16-04 @russellbrandom @AJVicens @Bing_Chris Ah. Sorry, when you said "infrastructure" I thought you were using the technical term. 1253 871832162999336960 2017-06-05 16:52:40-04 @russellbrandom @AJVicens @Bing_Chris They didn't directly target infrastructure. They directly targeted employees of one company and local officials. 1254 871832026973917185 2017-06-05 16:52:07-04 It's tough. Informing the public means informing hackers. Every little bit of info helps hackers craft their strategies. 1255 871831747083849728 2017-06-05 16:51:01-04 We don't know the complete answers to any of those questions for any precinct in any county in any state in the country. 1256 871831596713877504 2017-06-05 16:50:25-04 How are certain pieces of election tech secured? How are those pieces of tech connected to each other? Who has access to what tech? 1257 871831110656950274 2017-06-05 16:48:29-04 @normative @JakeLaperruque exactly 1258 871830738294853633 2017-06-05 16:47:00-04 The most important takeaway from this story is that the public lacks certain info necessary for assessing the potential for "vote hacking." 1259 871830557004582913 2017-06-05 16:46:17-04 @libbycwatson how is this person not permanently blacklisted from media holy hell 1260 871829733062975488 2017-06-05 16:43:00-04 Also, please understand that, in terms of actual ⭐ hacking techniques ⭐, all this NSA report describes is spearphishing. Nothing hardcore. 1261 871829211148955649 2017-06-05 16:40:56-04 To go back to NSA report for a sec: There are real security issues in the chain of technology here, but no evidence of a successful hack. 1262 871828601334792192 2017-06-05 16:38:31-04 @normative agreed 1263 871828347055206400 2017-06-05 16:37:30-04 @AJVicens @Bing_Chris yes 1264 871828199080161280 2017-06-05 16:36:55-04 @KatieBoWill holy shit 1265 871828172677013504 2017-06-05 16:36:48-04 @jdlitchman Yes. I was addressing the more widely feared scenario but this is true. 1266 871827699102351362 2017-06-05 16:34:55-04 @Bing_Chris yep! 1267 871827581758210053 2017-06-05 16:34:27-04 @dangillmor They'd have to recognize what they were seeing and then analyze it and then find this person. 1268 871827494185439237 2017-06-05 16:34:07-04 @dangillmor I considered the possibility of the police intercepting the data in transit but this seems like it happened too fast for that. 1269 871827158766899204 2017-06-05 16:32:47-04 @Bing_Chris phishing aimed first at company, then (using company data) aimed at election officials 1270 871826868424585218 2017-06-05 16:31:37-04 @dangillmor sure, but I'm asking about how it could have been done technologically 1271 871826460620709889 2017-06-05 16:30:00-04 ICYMI. Surveillance experts: Any ideas here? https://t.co/CAHOSixmVa 1272 871825563803111426 2017-06-05 16:26:26-04 @AbsurdCertainty I don't know what the hardware looks like but it's some physical object that's plugged into the machine 1273 871825474237976582 2017-06-05 16:26:05-04 @OverUnderClover Yes, but if that fraudulent state data were then reported, counties would notice (and they'd have accurate records). 1274 871825004152926208 2017-06-05 16:24:13-04 BUT REMEMBER that you'd have to compromise the computers of many people in many precincts for this process to swing even one county. 1275 871824748690452480 2017-06-05 16:23:12-04 This excellent blog post https://t.co/GfmQpzG4Wx explains how you could go from compromising ballot config PC to compromising vote tallies. https://t.co/CNo60mon0T 1276 871824059553677312 2017-06-05 16:20:28-04 (cont) ...then, if the local election tech runs a certain way, you could maybe get malware onto the cartridge programming computer. 1277 871823844956352514 2017-06-05 16:19:36-04 But if you leverage VR Systems info for a spearphishing campaign aimed at local officials, and you *do* hack an official's PC... (cont) 1278 871823718447796226 2017-06-05 16:19:06-04 Again, tho, VR Systems doesn't make ballot-info-cartridge-programming software. It makes voter registry software. So can't get in that way. 1279 871823386724454401 2017-06-05 16:17:47-04 Despite their professed desire for voter confidence, local election officials are about as anti-transparency as you can imagine. So...maybe. 1280 871823196101779457 2017-06-05 16:17:02-04 But all voting machines have to be programmed with ballot info. Those cartridges are prepped on computers. Are those computers ever online? 1281 871823029524983809 2017-06-05 16:16:22-04 I know of no confirmed case of a voting machine being accidentally connected to the internet. Direct remote hacking is *extremely* unlikely. 1282 871820580798050306 2017-06-05 16:06:38-04 @sarahjeong it will be interesting to see if the Times and Post follow shortly with their own stories 1283 871819886913343489 2017-06-05 16:03:53-04 It's possible that Russia could have messed with voter registries in certain districts, but that's speculative and hard to do at scale. https://t.co/Q86J4pE5eA 1284 871819453314543618 2017-06-05 16:02:09-04 NSA report does not assess whether any local election officials even fell for the trick. But again, their PCs are not linked to machines. 1285 871818985993625600 2017-06-05 16:00:18-04 VR Systems makes software that verifies a voter's eligibility to vote. It does not make vote-tallying software for machines. 1286 871818806905196545 2017-06-05 15:59:35-04 NOTE that Russia couldn't change votes simply by hacking VR Systems or local election officials' personal computers. 1287 871818467133071360 2017-06-05 15:58:14-04 @pbump @jinx252525 @darth guys please 1288 871818422405001221 2017-06-05 15:58:04-04 I believe the intrusion into VR Systems is the same hack first reported by CNN in October: https://t.co/pCtG4KanLY 1289 871816320840609792 2017-06-05 15:49:43-04 @pbump @darth leave this to darth 1290 871815397770764288 2017-06-05 15:46:03-04 @pbump star war 1291 871815138952699908 2017-06-05 15:45:01-04 New poll finds that nearly six in 10 Americans disapprove of Trump abandoning the Paris agreement. https://t.co/1KpnqU2aFS https://t.co/xRnwEHFwib 1292 871814909880913920 2017-06-05 15:44:06-04 @korygrow @wibbly i love the idea of undercover teens 1293 871814833259388928 2017-06-05 15:43:48-04 @aprespresent @darth omg hi zip 1294 871811368147533824 2017-06-05 15:30:02-04 #thistown https://t.co/A8BDFublY6 1295 871810623197380608 2017-06-05 15:27:04-04 @TonyRomm my boy tony poppin' scoops 1296 871810481857728513 2017-06-05 15:26:30-04 @eliotnelson from Amazon Second to Amazon Prime 1297 871810354434777094 2017-06-05 15:26:00-04 @JohnJHarwood don't give her what she wants 1298 871810164852215812 2017-06-05 15:25:15-04 @frankpallotta to feel validated 1299 871809734785028097 2017-06-05 15:23:32-04 @ryangnabasik to be fair, a coal rifle would be extremely badass 1300 871809055022608390 2017-06-05 15:20:50-04 @nycsouthpaw because using unnecessary brand names is antithetical to the Apple design ethos and they only bought Beats for the technology 1301 871808427068207104 2017-06-05 15:18:21-04 @kelseylh [deal with it gif] 1302 871808315529076736 2017-06-05 15:17:54-04 @selenalarson @bookoisseur #stamina 1303 871808296268820480 2017-06-05 15:17:49-04 @NPRKelly @POTUS for a hearing this big, it would have to be that he's changing his last name to Drumpf 1304 871808000952074241 2017-06-05 15:16:39-04 @kelseylh no 1305 871807897025556480 2017-06-05 15:16:14-04 @SarahDemp @plantblogger give me a VR game where I can share a meal of insta-bread with Rey 1306 871807585975902209 2017-06-05 15:15:00-04 I forgot all about this stupid thing and now I'm angry again https://t.co/2VUMdqmSfQ https://t.co/rzZ9zpiTBb 1307 871807550022451201 2017-06-05 15:14:51-04 @kelseylh SHUT DOWN 1308 871807487384670208 2017-06-05 15:14:37-04 @JaredRizzi you love it 1309 871807331562082308 2017-06-05 15:13:59-04 @JaredRizzi sounds like he didn't want to enter the No-Spin Zone! 1310 871807225513336832 2017-06-05 15:13:34-04 @rcohen Sen. Warner should give the good people at Shaw's a shoutout 1311 871806139721281536 2017-06-05 15:09:15-04 @petridishes wow i'm realizing that there's a double meaning here and reconsidering this tweet 1312 871805783117365249 2017-06-05 15:07:50-04 @petridishes i lost it as soon as i got to tax reform 1313 871805573473464320 2017-06-05 15:07:00-04 Bless this Secret Service agent, honestly https://t.co/e63SfamHjh 1314 871805116348850176 2017-06-05 15:05:11-04 @JaredRizzi oh my god 1315 871804957858705409 2017-06-05 15:04:33-04 @Bing_Chris that guy is looking at her like "dayum i bet her brain is so fingerprinted like dayum" 1316 871804425286844418 2017-06-05 15:02:26-04 @Bing_Chris FINGERPRINT UR BRAIN 1317 871803924117893121 2017-06-05 15:00:27-04 @Bing_Chris sure, seems normal 1318 871803822422806528 2017-06-05 15:00:03-04 Contender for my nerdiest tweet ever. https://t.co/3p3zroZ551 1319 871803382926888962 2017-06-05 14:58:18-04 @nycsouthpaw "being a morally bankrupt piece of shit lawyer is wrong, but there's one thing..." 1320 871803012448215041 2017-06-05 14:56:50-04 @TonyRomm tony romm 1321 871802302184685568 2017-06-05 14:54:00-04 .@WHNSC and @usnistgov officials discussed implementing Trump cyber EO's workforce provision in a webinar today: https://t.co/SO5brxh6G1 1322 871800548814663680 2017-06-05 14:47:02-04 @aedwardslevy honestly I can't get mad at this, I love my stupid stupid city so much 1323 871798673381916673 2017-06-05 14:39:35-04 Just want to say that @MatthewNussbaum asks some of the greatest questions, period, at White House briefings. 1324 871798213891809280 2017-06-05 14:37:46-04 @JaredRizzi @MattNegrin OMG 1325 871798117171167232 2017-06-05 14:37:23-04 @davidshepardson @FAANews @realDonaldTrump tepid af 1326 871797769387745280 2017-06-05 14:36:00-04 @bradheath @joshgerstein @FoxNews I could imagine body-slamming someone at a hearing room door as a way of exerting the privilege 1327 871797574721732609 2017-06-05 14:35:13-04 @libbycwatson very good 1328 871796889263505409 2017-06-05 14:32:30-04 @Hello_Tailor bad (or sick!) 1329 871796740889993220 2017-06-05 14:31:54-04 @libbycwatson what digby pic represents you when you catch him liking digby on insta 1330 871796560388083713 2017-06-05 14:31:11-04 @Hello_Tailor Mexico will pay 1331 871794642462879744 2017-06-05 14:23:34-04 This tweet would not exist in a world where Trump didn't care what people called the ban. https://t.co/glqnyv4ffJ 1332 871794536682577921 2017-06-05 14:23:09-04 Huckabee Sanders on Muslim travel ban: "I think that the president isn't concerned with what you call it." That's just objectively not true! 1333 871793801307852801 2017-06-05 14:20:14-04 Huckabee Sanders: Trump's tweets "matter" bc they give him unfiltered comms channel but media "obsesses over every period, dot." (???) 1334 871793632977858565 2017-06-05 14:19:33-04 @JaredRizzi very misleading! not good! 1335 871793288294129665 2017-06-05 14:18:11-04 Huckabee Sanders doesn't really answer the question. https://t.co/SohZkTzcWr 1336 871792854431039489 2017-06-05 14:16:28-04 Huckabee Sanders on whether anyone vets Trump's tweets: "Not that I'm aware of...social media for the president's extremely important." 1337 871792697715109893 2017-06-05 14:15:50-04 Huckabee Sanders: "I don't think the president cares what you call" the Muslim travel ban. Trump's tweets clearly disprove this. 1338 871792303253356546 2017-06-05 14:14:16-04 Huckabee Sanders says Trump did not mischaracterize Khan's "don't panic" line, despite the fact that he did. 1339 871792009996054528 2017-06-05 14:13:06-04 Huckabee Sanders, in a real sentence in real life: "I don't see that the president is picking a fight with the mayor of London at all." 1340 871791897253220352 2017-06-05 14:12:40-04 Huckabee Sanders says Trump is "not at all" concerned that his tweets will endanger the travel ban at the Supreme Court. 1341 871791733033619457 2017-06-05 14:12:00-04 Huckabee Sanders: "President Trump will not assert executive privilege regarding James Comey's scheduled testimony." 1342 871784710367825921 2017-06-05 13:44:06-04 I just realized the highlighting here isn't very clear. 1343 871784346813911040 2017-06-05 13:42:39-04 @ashleyfeinberg same to all of that 1344 871784293621796865 2017-06-05 13:42:27-04 @adamconner @AlexJamesFitz You really need to Bahrein it in 1345 871784220418551808 2017-06-05 13:42:09-04 @pbump GO AWAY 1346 871784143046279169 2017-06-05 13:41:51-04 https://t.co/RhGvhTjOwN 1347 871783745694699520 2017-06-05 13:40:16-04 @adamconner @AlexJamesFitz jesus 1348 871781171436417025 2017-06-05 13:30:02-04 Trump admin, stocked with former business lobbyists, prepares to roll back Obama-era workplace safety rules: https://t.co/PJdSLionFb 1349 871777389243707394 2017-06-05 13:15:01-04 Wow. "What would Donald Trump have to say for you to criticize him?" And May just keeps dodging. https://t.co/hzkaW0t7T8 1350 871773611673083904 2017-06-05 13:00:00-04 Ohhhh I get it https://t.co/rk7wNZoeP7 1351 871771749452574720 2017-06-05 12:52:36-04 @eleventhirtyate i literally started typing and then thought better of it 1352 871769757724364800 2017-06-05 12:44:41-04 @brian_nov @AshCrossan all good 1353 871769534700670976 2017-06-05 12:43:48-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams i feel like i'm too young to be in this conversation 1354 871768806779219969 2017-06-05 12:40:54-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams heath is MARRIED 1355 871768333921775617 2017-06-05 12:39:02-04 Trump must make for a fun dinner conversation between these two. https://t.co/ajVHNroU6V 1356 871768288103104513 2017-06-05 12:38:51-04 @kelseylh literally go away 1357 871767980065116160 2017-06-05 12:37:37-04 @kelseylh LOL Europe 1358 871767170774179841 2017-06-05 12:34:24-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan i thought that was a suggestive gif 1359 871767133281296384 2017-06-05 12:34:15-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan ah okay 1360 871765661973970946 2017-06-05 12:28:25-04 @chatelainedc @darth WOW is this ever a good dog 1361 871764749213683712 2017-06-05 12:24:47-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw are you glasses-shaming 1362 871764606787702784 2017-06-05 12:24:13-04 @AshCrossan haha no but it might have happened earlier if she had seen any of our tweets lolol 1363 871764278189096960 2017-06-05 12:22:55-04 @rynprry nope sorry not sorry 1364 871764049041670144 2017-06-05 12:22:00-04 So you're saying his speech is a turbulent one? https://t.co/6MK6mSIRff 1365 871763582677123072 2017-06-05 12:20:09-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan what 1366 871763230036832257 2017-06-05 12:18:45-04 @AshCrossan not since mid-April in fact 1367 871762287895355392 2017-06-05 12:15:00-04 I think about this quote every day. https://t.co/VKg9xZPuqE 1368 871760889258659842 2017-06-05 12:09:27-04 @AshCrossan gah why can't I live in Santa Monica 1369 871758779481804802 2017-06-05 12:01:04-04 @zackwhittaker @mekosoff @mcwm @TonyRomm @AlexJamesFitz @polly @caleweissman i hope they unveil disruptive new #products 1370 871758516230533121 2017-06-05 12:00:01-04 I really think @korygrow buried the lede here. How is this possible? https://t.co/oH1xhsiT6J https://t.co/d6hVpKB7KN 1371 871757764921610240 2017-06-05 11:57:02-04 @louisgray @darth omfg 1372 871757172404871169 2017-06-05 11:54:41-04 @TonyRomm @zackwhittaker @AlexJamesFitz @polly @mekosoff when is wwdc (dot seo dot com) 1373 871756084570202112 2017-06-05 11:50:21-04 @MadelineRConway phew! 1374 871755339036798976 2017-06-05 11:47:23-04 @eliotnelson @aedwardslevy @kate_sheppard stick to what you know 1375 871755105669918720 2017-06-05 11:46:28-04 @jbarro @GlennThrush yes https://t.co/LIdkYgFlQJ 1376 871754996207017985 2017-06-05 11:46:02-04 @eliotnelson @aedwardslevy @kate_sheppard NARRATOR VOICE: He had worries. 1377 871754864744910848 2017-06-05 11:45:30-04 @ashleyfeinberg roasted 1378 871754738647179269 2017-06-05 11:45:00-04 Major news orgs should band together and declare that they'll unmask these SAOs after a set number of lies. https://t.co/mugsbwUNqG 1379 871754622192562181 2017-06-05 11:44:33-04 @ashleyfeinberg I'll never forget this https://t.co/ODCUoNK0BO 1380 871754343623651330 2017-06-05 11:43:26-04 @clubjade JESUS 1381 871753528787816448 2017-06-05 11:40:12-04 @mattzap Well, that's good enough for me! 1382 871753277284782080 2017-06-05 11:39:12-04 @mattzap How do we know that's really him? 1383 871751338618535936 2017-06-05 11:31:30-04 @GlennThrush love 2 invent orwellian neologisms 1384 871750967120637956 2017-06-05 11:30:01-04 -------> https://t.co/Qm8rmITCcD 1385 871750799382237184 2017-06-05 11:29:21-04 @PerchingPirtle i would hope 1386 871750651352670211 2017-06-05 11:28:46-04 @PerchingPirtle im extremely obsessed with this dog 1387 871747195904684033 2017-06-05 11:15:02-04 Huge Fourth Amendment case here. https://t.co/Gk9zrZv6uN 1388 871745176099856387 2017-06-05 11:07:00-04 Just another Monday https://t.co/DWNEYlA2hO 1389 871744271484899329 2017-06-05 11:03:25-04 @nicolecieux fwiw not seeing any evidence that U.S. planes bombed that building 1390 871743764049645568 2017-06-05 11:01:24-04 @JaredRizzi @evepeyser https://t.co/GFbmIW1Jef 1391 871742009379360769 2017-06-05 10:54:25-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson thanks just keep raising your hand and maybe start jumping up and down if she ignores you 1392 871741496583737344 2017-06-05 10:52:23-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson can you ask Sarah if she saw this https://t.co/emERPXtZTp 1393 871741222674726912 2017-06-05 10:51:18-04 @JaredRizzi yeah, we literally deserve nothing better than a meteor at this point @evepeyser 1394 871740762454716416 2017-06-05 10:49:28-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson don't you have a briefing to cover 1395 871740095635890176 2017-06-05 10:46:49-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson i'm honestly amazed that the WH replied to Eliot, given, you know, *gestures vaguely at Eliot* 1396 871739902592987136 2017-06-05 10:46:03-04 @eliotnelson also I've never heard "holding his promises" before 1397 871739642575552513 2017-06-05 10:45:01-04 Best tweet I've ever received https://t.co/IJixUWZAL8 1398 871739112981745664 2017-06-05 10:42:55-04 @hudsowi thanks to the orb's resplendent splendor, i only want to say the best things 1399 871738882240503808 2017-06-05 10:42:00-04 @amir_anasr hahaha 1400 871738623510667271 2017-06-05 10:40:58-04 @amir_anasr the silent "h" is annoying and would drive anyone to obsessive criticism 1401 871737795043368962 2017-06-05 10:37:41-04 @samehlinger he rode a horse in one of the Star Trek movies it was great 1402 871737095987089409 2017-06-05 10:34:54-04 @CurtisCardonzo @darth Cooper I love you 1403 871737051443601408 2017-06-05 10:34:43-04 @Scott_Bromley omfg 1404 871736692650250240 2017-06-05 10:33:18-04 @samehlinger omfg 1405 871736680755187712 2017-06-05 10:33:15-04 @hudsowi there is no reality, there is only the orb 1406 871735872730824704 2017-06-05 10:30:02-04 omg https://t.co/w7VZsiFWgH 1407 871735526809907200 2017-06-05 10:28:40-04 @samehlinger is he talking about how the Enterprise did SPACEINT 1408 871734984222146560 2017-06-05 10:26:30-04 @samehlinger whaaaaat 1409 871732611789541377 2017-06-05 10:17:05-04 You love it. 1410 871732521612050433 2017-06-05 10:16:43-04 @amir_anasr :D 1411 871732091129446400 2017-06-05 10:15:01-04 It just occurred to me that, if you dislike Trump's tweet, you could call it Sadiqulous. https://t.co/NzOh7sRc0C 1412 871731333969661956 2017-06-05 10:12:00-04 @ashleyrgold love 2 live in the world 1413 871731108966277120 2017-06-05 10:11:07-04 @ashleyfeinberg more like har-har-har!vard 1414 871730046213476357 2017-06-05 10:06:53-04 @petridishes trains 1415 871729817112203264 2017-06-05 10:05:59-04 @petridishes isn't this also the google keyword metadata field on your website 1416 871728318684508160 2017-06-05 10:00:01-04 Wow, this AP lede. https://t.co/jXQYnTyv1v https://t.co/QHoN7Il4fW 1417 871726337572175872 2017-06-05 09:52:09-04 Khan you believe this tweet https://t.co/F4tOYdCR0B 1418 871725118975856640 2017-06-05 09:47:18-04 @Hello_Tailor this is the gavcon I want 1419 871720772066304000 2017-06-05 09:30:02-04 INT. SUPREME COURT – DAY JEFFREY WALL It's not a travel ban, your honors. PRES. TRUMP (on Twitter) (in narrator voice) It is a travel ban. 1420 871720415021989888 2017-06-05 09:28:37-04 @blakehounshell man, the AUMF is really being stretched to the limits 1421 871719582372909056 2017-06-05 09:25:18-04 @PerchingPirtle economic anxiety 1422 871716990813130753 2017-06-05 09:15:00-04 How much more of this will McMaster take? https://t.co/UV3SZEcLnX 1423 871716877130661888 2017-06-05 09:14:33-04 @brian_nov @tspofnutmeg @heathdwilliams tho to be clear i do not have him on tweet alert, i only use tweet alerts for trump and russian hackers 1424 871716754640293888 2017-06-05 09:14:04-04 @brian_nov @tspofnutmeg @heathdwilliams yes brian i was kidding :) 1425 871716718065876996 2017-06-05 09:13:55-04 @Wanderlustin your stories are the absolute best i love you so much 1426 871716385285648384 2017-06-05 09:12:36-04 @brian_nov @tspofnutmeg @heathdwilliams your point? 1427 871714943992811521 2017-06-05 09:06:52-04 @Wanderlustin this tweet is a lot 1428 871713215767470080 2017-06-05 09:00:00-04 Trump apparently personally deleted a mention of Article 5 from his NATO speech. https://t.co/a1nCnZCoEc https://t.co/IMuoN7ECPZ 1429 871709442743685120 2017-06-05 08:45:01-04 Omg https://t.co/1zSDPI9pj1 https://t.co/mYjERtQhn9 1430 871708109848358912 2017-06-05 08:39:43-04 @tayhatmaker @TechCrunch or wampa 1431 871708005582217217 2017-06-05 08:39:18-04 @tspofnutmeg @heathdwilliams Wow sorry I must have missed these while I was ignoring heath 1432 871704531033305088 2017-06-05 08:25:30-04 @Wanderlustin okay saf I respect u 1433 871704138039656448 2017-06-05 08:23:56-04 @Wanderlustin 1434 871701692722679808 2017-06-05 08:14:13-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov that's what u said last time 1435 871701409099640832 2017-06-05 08:13:06-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov saf impressed with me???? 1436 871700718864003072 2017-06-05 08:10:21-04 @johnjcook @timothypmurphy we're no angels 1437 871700386461216769 2017-06-05 08:09:02-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin S A FINE 1438 871700168512589824 2017-06-05 08:08:10-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin SO WHO IS SAF A H F O I S SAF A SAF 1439 871699809782165510 2017-06-05 08:06:44-04 @KarlreMarks @hudsowi . C E N THE U R I E S ORB L D R E G I O N A L T E N S I O N S 1440 871695450881097732 2017-06-05 07:49:25-04 Also I can't get over the president criticizing the Justice Department, which he controls! 1441 871694709739196416 2017-06-05 07:46:28-04 One thing judges love is people accusing them of misconduct. https://t.co/w86M7mThW1 1442 871693471886831616 2017-06-05 07:41:33-04 That sound you hear is ACLU lawyers dancing on the tables. https://t.co/MtpygI365X 1443 871576335998754817 2017-06-04 23:56:06-04 The great thing about living in the world is that all nations coexist peacefully and share values, goals, and strategies. Okay, goodnight. 1444 871575223425957890 2017-06-04 23:51:41-04 @heathdwilliams are burgers on-brand for you 1445 871574415498203140 2017-06-04 23:48:28-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @TheApexFan and the Zodiac notches another name on his list... 1446 871574229573136390 2017-06-04 23:47:44-04 @heathdwilliams @TheApexFan @admiraljello jesus christ 1447 871574024199049218 2017-06-04 23:46:55-04 @tayhatmaker @TechCrunch jawa 1448 871572726590443520 2017-06-04 23:41:45-04 Good time to point out that the acting Asst Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs, a career FSO, is retiring: https://t.co/48YhHYyjC5 1449 871571870788849665 2017-06-04 23:38:21-04 @marhom @nycsouthpaw omfg 1450 871571756716347392 2017-06-04 23:37:54-04 @maggieNYT Hang on, what about the Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Arabian Peninsula Affairs, surely...oh wait, wow, no, okay... 1451 871571208948645889 2017-06-04 23:35:43-04 @libbycwatson both peaks were born at the same time to the same mother 1452 871571126593474560 2017-06-04 23:35:24-04 @maggieNYT Well, there's the Asst Secretary of State for Near Eastern Affairs...wait, okay, no, but there's the Under Secretary for Political...no... 1453 871569051738415104 2017-06-04 23:27:09-04 Okay here are good words to read about the thing https://t.co/O3PE5u32N8 https://t.co/NHCL733UVm 1454 871567586617692161 2017-06-04 23:21:20-04 Slash Western Asia 1455 871567444510478336 2017-06-04 23:20:46-04 So uh, literally what the hell is going on in the Middle East https://t.co/lyI3XEf83a 1456 871565549146341376 2017-06-04 23:13:14-04 Sur. Real. https://t.co/VgQrmMPEIS 1457 871564643902398464 2017-06-04 23:09:38-04 @lrozen @pwnallthethings this is the extent of my foreign policy expertise 1458 871564386191765504 2017-06-04 23:08:37-04 @lrozen @pwnallthethings seychelles sea shells by the sea shore, believe me 1459 871563900919173120 2017-06-04 23:06:41-04 @geoffbelknap @blakehounshell wow 1460 871561863909302272 2017-06-04 22:58:35-04 @blakehounshell Hi Blake, I just speed-read the "Middle East" Wikipedia article and am available to DM 1461 871561765221543936 2017-06-04 22:58:12-04 @lrozen it's a good thing the state department's political appointees are all in place 1462 871560783943131136 2017-06-04 22:54:18-04 @pwnallthethings 1463 871560607690088452 2017-06-04 22:53:36-04 @pwnallthethings Love the armor 1464 871560480384573440 2017-06-04 22:53:05-04 @Benergizer1 same 1465 871560073994268672 2017-06-04 22:51:29-04 @pwnallthethings I agree, Jango Fett was great 1466 871559809992183808 2017-06-04 22:50:26-04 @pwnallthethings star war 1467 871558696517722112 2017-06-04 22:46:00-04 https://t.co/NSTDmqlyvB 1468 871539726108336129 2017-06-04 21:30:37-04 @darth i feel like your helmet would scare people on the tube darth 1469 871535992418840576 2017-06-04 21:15:47-04 @dnvolz that's why I never read the news after 10pm 1470 871534845247336448 2017-06-04 21:11:14-04 I'm the kind of person who, while watching Moana for the first time (right now), thinks, "Her dad sounds a lot like Jango Fett." 1471 871531337525731329 2017-06-04 20:57:17-04 @ashleyfeinberg omfg 1472 871527711533092866 2017-06-04 20:42:53-04 @NoTheOtherLeft i am always sure 1473 871526665687642113 2017-06-04 20:38:43-04 @NoTheOtherLeft no 1474 871526193895550980 2017-06-04 20:36:51-04 tag yourself i'm the extremely stoic pup on the left https://t.co/wB1VDPQJ9c 1475 871525969131171841 2017-06-04 20:35:57-04 @MiamiButter @darth @EricBlake12 @SuzsanaMik omg this floof 1476 871525446218903552 2017-06-04 20:33:53-04 @heathdwilliams hot 1477 871513488283381762 2017-06-04 19:46:22-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi okay rude 1478 871512330496069632 2017-06-04 19:41:46-04 @admiraljello OMG 1479 871512287491874817 2017-06-04 19:41:35-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi https://t.co/vdCqm95TUl 1480 871512195225575425 2017-06-04 19:41:13-04 @JaredRizzi yesssssssssssssss 1481 871509370609299458 2017-06-04 19:30:00-04 I appreciate this unfathomably brave man supplying me with my daily dose of British stereotype https://t.co/GOK6PdHFum 1482 871509201000030213 2017-06-04 19:29:20-04 @Hello_Tailor yes yes yes 1483 871508816441028608 2017-06-04 19:27:48-04 @JaredRizzi Sad! 1484 871506461326802944 2017-06-04 19:18:26-04 @JaredRizzi yes that's me 1485 871506210306043904 2017-06-04 19:17:26-04 @JaredRizzi can you grab the Reese's and save them for me 1486 871506008560062465 2017-06-04 19:16:38-04 @JaredRizzi is that just like a plate of free candy for you 1487 871505596742221825 2017-06-04 19:15:00-04 WaPo lede framed as dispassionate observation but consider what it says Trump is and isn't. No beating around bush. https://t.co/P0cc1gMq1o https://t.co/Vv0onzlhpw 1488 871505251542728704 2017-06-04 19:13:38-04 @JaredRizzi WOW 1489 871505124274974720 2017-06-04 19:13:08-04 @JaredRizzi you can use the Wi-Fi to browse my recent tweets 1490 871504803544870914 2017-06-04 19:11:51-04 @Hello_Tailor So glad you and I are in agreement on STIV 1491 871502798814400513 2017-06-04 19:03:53-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg ashley thank u 1492 871501821721825280 2017-06-04 19:00:00-04 I really thought declaring war on it would do the trick! https://t.co/AonyVArlAY 1493 871498047791841280 2017-06-04 18:45:00-04 This is great. https://t.co/VzCy1JlB3K 1494 871494274172411904 2017-06-04 18:30:01-04 omfg https://t.co/8aAD2Kk5vo 1495 871493629566754817 2017-06-04 18:27:27-04 @nicolecieux jesus christ 1496 871490498019688448 2017-06-04 18:15:00-04 I mean, fair. https://t.co/uRGh0sQvFB 1497 871483954565722113 2017-06-04 17:49:00-04 I love this. Beautiful. https://t.co/OS3xc67Pak 1498 871476863385948160 2017-06-04 17:20:50-04 I hope national coast guards sink these bigots' boats. https://t.co/oUHZfZs0RS 1499 871469205459226624 2017-06-04 16:50:24-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @JakeLaperruque cheese louise 1500 871467136371359746 2017-06-04 16:42:11-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @JakeLaperruque I hope you protected your cheese 1501 871464073204027395 2017-06-04 16:30:00-04 https://t.co/tbTEikFFUp 1502 871463274369490945 2017-06-04 16:26:50-04 @JakeLaperruque @JennaMC_Laugh no get it bc flap like birds flapping their wings 1503 871462527342915585 2017-06-04 16:23:52-04 @JennaMC_Laugh in the UK they call this a flap 1504 871456530549309440 2017-06-04 16:00:02-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/rPBYPp6e7Q 1505 871448977165635584 2017-06-04 15:30:01-04 Terrorism experts are nearly unanimous in their belief that this approach is counterproductive. https://t.co/w4RE7OrAbA 1506 871441426969743360 2017-06-04 15:00:01-04 --------------> https://t.co/PrWMCVfteX 1507 871433876803014656 2017-06-04 14:30:01-04 Almost like they're embarrassed by the optics https://t.co/n5nRTAwBAu 1508 871427067799326723 2017-06-04 14:02:57-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson okay excellent 1509 871426326825123840 2017-06-04 14:00:01-04 Excellent article about Robert E. Lee, a bad person who fought for a bad cause. https://t.co/vEBfA4jjdM https://t.co/te7qDQmPye 1510 871426069026422784 2017-06-04 13:58:59-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill pat how long are you here for 1511 871425431479693312 2017-06-04 13:56:27-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill gonna steal ur man 1512 871425282774904833 2017-06-04 13:55:52-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill selena r u in dc too! 1513 871421114802634757 2017-06-04 13:39:18-04 @HowellONeill hmmm ok 1514 871420491470393344 2017-06-04 13:36:50-04 @HowellONeill sorry I don't like soccer 1515 871419515883618305 2017-06-04 13:32:57-04 @HowellONeill wow 1516 871419375785476096 2017-06-04 13:32:24-04 @HowellONeill so lots of sibling kissing 1517 871418775467417604 2017-06-04 13:30:00-04 Robert, the American people didn't vote for business as usual. https://t.co/l7WrXkfoei 1518 871418566867910656 2017-06-04 13:29:11-04 @HowellONeill what game 1519 871411232565207040 2017-06-04 13:00:02-04 Terrorists' #1 goal is causing panic and fear. If you condemn a politician for saying "don't panic," you're helping the terrorists. 1520 871399648774074368 2017-06-04 12:14:00-04 https://t.co/qaRDN9pE6S 1521 871392373477187585 2017-06-04 11:45:06-04 @nycsouthpaw You telling him to read the article is some of the funniest shit I've ever seen on this website 1522 871391185402822656 2017-06-04 11:40:22-04 @Susan_Hennessey "When it's over" 1523 871388582870528000 2017-06-04 11:30:02-04 A cool thing to do if you work for the president of the United States is to attack the mayor of a city that just suffered a terrorist attack https://t.co/qqTB3bputf 1524 871384801789362176 2017-06-04 11:15:00-04 @dgrivera this sounds about right 1525 871381029126365184 2017-06-04 11:00:01-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/b5oU8KFRs3 1526 871373627425509376 2017-06-04 10:30:36-04 @JaredRizzi @jbillinson @IsaacDovere at some point you're going to pay for putting these images in my head 1527 871373121630203904 2017-06-04 10:28:36-04 @jbillinson @JaredRizzi @IsaacDovere take me out of this thread now 1528 871372926737633280 2017-06-04 10:27:49-04 @JaredRizzi @IsaacDovere well I guess I asked for that didn't I 1529 871372124467978240 2017-06-04 10:24:38-04 @JaredRizzi @IsaacDovere drink in the image jared 1530 871362350770782209 2017-06-04 09:45:48-04 Oh my god https://t.co/efXf8wdLj5 1531 871207237187973120 2017-06-03 23:29:26-04 @maureenjohnson @darth I never asked for this life 1532 871205050848292864 2017-06-03 23:20:44-04 Secretary of Subtweeting https://t.co/eC0wRyMjxB 1533 871200903247925250 2017-06-03 23:04:16-04 @Wanderlustin @admiraljello @Feministnerd are you saying you wouldn't kettle for not having one 1534 871197820740653056 2017-06-03 22:52:01-04 @admiraljello @TheApexFan ok 1535 871197555719327744 2017-06-03 22:50:58-04 @TheApexFan @admiraljello very good jay 1536 871196133305053184 2017-06-03 22:45:18-04 @JaredRizzi @darth My tweet speaks for itself 1537 871195273044873218 2017-06-03 22:41:53-04 @pbump @darth Never 1538 871195242942345216 2017-06-03 22:41:46-04 @JaredRizzi @darth Smh 1539 871175861239545858 2017-06-03 21:24:45-04 @darth What is my life 1540 871175511262855172 2017-06-03 21:23:22-04 I'm at a movie theater and I swear to god someone recognized me from the photos that @darth tweets of me with/as Rod Rosenstein. 1541 871174650830737408 2017-06-03 21:19:57-04 @libbycwatson Face 1542 871095902315982848 2017-06-03 16:07:01-04 @nycsouthpaw hahahahahaha 1543 871079687463632896 2017-06-03 15:02:36-04 @libbycwatson I see my office 1544 871066790683607040 2017-06-03 14:11:21-04 "How G.O.P. Leaders Came to View Climate Change as Fake Science" https://t.co/2yF0vdlNXd Great story by @CoralMDavenport and @EricLiptonNYT. 1545 871014136276291584 2017-06-03 10:42:07-04 @ChuckWendig GOATS 1546 870849103865032704 2017-06-02 23:46:20-04 @ChuckWendig This was a good thread, good work today Chuck 1547 870847900766679041 2017-06-02 23:41:33-04 @daveweigel Your Twitter presence really underplays the fact that you have an adorable dog 1548 870842648101367808 2017-06-02 23:20:41-04 NYT reporting Trump won't block Comey; source claims Trump wants Comey to testify b/c POTUS has "nothing to hide." https://t.co/0nkGCSn4rG https://t.co/9MFzQXjDcf 1549 870839238983651328 2017-06-02 23:07:08-04 @heathdwilliams They're good, you'd like them 1550 870838630138466305 2017-06-02 23:04:43-04 @SadFndngFathers Yes 1551 870837131383623681 2017-06-02 22:58:46-04 Strange thing to say about your boss https://t.co/79Fds5sFUI 1552 870833304190234624 2017-06-02 22:43:33-04 @RachAClark hi https://t.co/BCR9FLIyX9 1553 870832910382845952 2017-06-02 22:41:59-04 @lrozen So-called courts* 1554 870832308944859136 2017-06-02 22:39:36-04 @nycsouthpaw What are you, @aedwardslevy 1555 870832039775408128 2017-06-02 22:38:32-04 @MatthewNussbaum @dariusss Both of you are snowflakes who need to be more alpha like me 1556 870831577319780352 2017-06-02 22:36:41-04 @brian_nov @VileZero God damn it 1557 870822376866492419 2017-06-02 22:00:08-04 @pbump @darth @thehill i'm logging off 1558 870821081216692226 2017-06-02 21:54:59-04 @pbump @darth @thehill you guys realize it's only a matter of time before someone assumes i'm actually his son right 1559 870820649874456576 2017-06-02 21:53:16-04 @IsaacDovere @joshgerstein there we go 1560 870820536653402112 2017-06-02 21:52:49-04 @VileZero omg 1561 870820496815816706 2017-06-02 21:52:40-04 @darth @thehill @pbump my neck is huge compared to my head, that's what's happening 1562 870817145088880640 2017-06-02 21:39:21-04 @IsaacDovere wow @joshgerstein looks great there 1563 870814795766784000 2017-06-02 21:30:00-04 I'm just glad everything isn't incredibly dumb and terrible, because that would really be unfortunate. 1564 870813789284904960 2017-06-02 21:26:00-04 @AshCrossan @CampNoCounselor @erikshute omg you look like you're having so much fun 1565 870813584107995136 2017-06-02 21:25:12-04 @IsaacDovere What would a Politico musical be like, I wonder 1566 870813328268038144 2017-06-02 21:24:11-04 @brianbeutler oh my god brian 1567 870811859531780096 2017-06-02 21:18:20-04 @AshCrossan @VileZero @billyburgurl @dog_rates bff 1568 870808454612619265 2017-06-02 21:04:49-04 @VileZero @billyburgurl @AshCrossan @dog_rates literally too cute for words 1569 870807379281158145 2017-06-02 21:00:32-04 @starwars BOR GULLET 1570 870806872957345793 2017-06-02 20:58:31-04 @pbump what's this about 1571 870806783065038848 2017-06-02 20:58:10-04 @ChuckWendig Mary Poppins? 1572 870806382806695936 2017-06-02 20:56:35-04 @ChuckWendig or did you mean Harry Potter Episode V: The Phantom Menace? 1573 870805153913462784 2017-06-02 20:51:42-04 @KennethGeers @Jason_Healey @kadrikytt @k8em0 @JanNeutze dang, the fun table 1574 870805068110589952 2017-06-02 20:51:21-04 @Susan_Hennessey ok but are we sure 1575 870805040205881344 2017-06-02 20:51:15-04 @ChuckWendig Mission: Impossible? 1576 870804076585463808 2017-06-02 20:47:25-04 @ChuckWendig chuck do you realize how far we've strayed from my original tweet 1577 870803486195294208 2017-06-02 20:45:04-04 @ChuckWendig no that's a hashtag for other stuff chuck 1578 870803127636721664 2017-06-02 20:43:39-04 @ChuckWendig oh my god i forgot about this 1579 870802807200378885 2017-06-02 20:42:22-04 @ChuckWendig Now I'm certainly feeling messianic 1580 870802688488943616 2017-06-02 20:41:54-04 @ChuckWendig Now I'm just feeling erotic 1581 870801772507430912 2017-06-02 20:38:15-04 @ChuckWendig Now I'm feeling a bit gassy 1582 870800535552741376 2017-06-02 20:33:21-04 @ChuckWendig Now I'm getting sleepy 1583 870799727960485888 2017-06-02 20:30:08-04 @ChuckWendig I am getting dizzy 1584 870799696381476866 2017-06-02 20:30:00-04 Great googly moogly. https://t.co/BDoL9DJhlk https://t.co/op45Sp6T26 1585 870799161033187328 2017-06-02 20:27:53-04 @ChuckWendig Are you okay Chuck 1586 870798420482691072 2017-06-02 20:24:56-04 @ChuckWendig "cyber-savvy" is what I was referring to 1587 870797751403122688 2017-06-02 20:22:17-04 @ChuckWendig I never said that, this is fake news #fakenews 1588 870794266083282945 2017-06-02 20:08:26-04 @ChuckWendig chuck there is no such thing as cyberdenim 1589 870792154804875265 2017-06-02 20:00:02-04 This is incredible. https://t.co/Szl3RZN4IV https://t.co/27Uct8ph0I 1590 870791508445868033 2017-06-02 19:57:28-04 @kelseylh i'm the bobcat in this gif 1591 870791219399598080 2017-06-02 19:56:19-04 @kelseylh kelsey 1592 870790852213387264 2017-06-02 19:54:52-04 @kelseylh kelsey 1593 870790080016904192 2017-06-02 19:51:48-04 @GossiTheDog are these real??! 1594 870788370208894976 2017-06-02 19:45:00-04 OGE is just over here doing its thing https://t.co/rpQjhbb8Yr https://t.co/wWOmfNVlUO 1595 870786785231679489 2017-06-02 19:38:42-04 @VileZero :) 1596 870785708688125952 2017-06-02 19:34:26-04 @ChuckWendig see i feel like you're mocking me again now 1597 870784598287892480 2017-06-02 19:30:01-04 It's highly unusual, to say the least, for an OMB director to have to apologize for attacking a civil servant. https://t.co/cfmgrGVsxg 1598 870784246411034626 2017-06-02 19:28:37-04 @ChuckWendig are you mocking me 1599 870783816574652422 2017-06-02 19:26:54-04 @ChuckWendig really? 1600 870783644843089921 2017-06-02 19:26:13-04 @ChuckWendig no is it like a magic potion 1601 870783225689509890 2017-06-02 19:24:34-04 @VileZero Look at this dog @darth!!!! 1602 870782956578713601 2017-06-02 19:23:29-04 @ChuckWendig you're just...making up terms 1603 870782381707415552 2017-06-02 19:21:12-04 @ChuckWendig what does that even mean 1604 870782079448961024 2017-06-02 19:20:00-04 Republicans control the entire federal government. https://t.co/SFrzYgPwwy 1605 870782029528432641 2017-06-02 19:19:48-04 @ChuckWendig hmmm pretty sure you've retweeted me since then in fact you're like one of my best retweeters one of my biggest fans you might say 1606 870781503810269185 2017-06-02 19:17:43-04 @ChuckWendig when 1607 870780374527467522 2017-06-02 19:13:14-04 To expand on this: 1. HPSCI requests unmasking data. 2. IC says "Sure here you go and also here's when you did it," knowing it will leak. 1608 870778306081296384 2017-06-02 19:05:01-04 The technical term for this in the intelligence community is "clapback" https://t.co/ifOIFkAI3C 1609 870777399998377985 2017-06-02 19:01:25-04 @ChuckWendig wait you had me muted 1610 870776442619088896 2017-06-02 18:57:36-04 @ChuckWendig who gave you permission to @ me 1611 870774202546221057 2017-06-02 18:48:42-04 @maggieNYT could have been both Maggie I am just saying https://t.co/VjU0JhHW95 1612 870773273738584064 2017-06-02 18:45:01-04 @t_gidwani @pwnallthethings @nytimes @washingtonpost I'm onboard for this 1613 870771724907945984 2017-06-02 18:38:52-04 @IsaacDovere fully 18% of your replies to me are just Seinfeld YouTube videos 1614 870770933228855296 2017-06-02 18:35:43-04 @sarahjeong evergreen tweet 1615 870769499934343168 2017-06-02 18:30:01-04 Seems to be a common theme within a certain crowd https://t.co/tmopy3QI8w 1616 870767892169707520 2017-06-02 18:23:38-04 @TheApexFan IT SHOWS MY GOOD SIDE OK 1617 870767113237143552 2017-06-02 18:20:32-04 @TheApexFan Subtle background humblebrag 1618 870766193380126726 2017-06-02 18:16:53-04 Great question. https://t.co/UQwGjvcKoc 1619 870765648502280192 2017-06-02 18:14:43-04 @RyanRosenblatt @darth Omg what a good dog 1620 870763633281781760 2017-06-02 18:06:42-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw @pbump darth I was having such a nice Friday 1621 870763162425065478 2017-06-02 18:04:50-04 @JennaMC_Laugh Welcome 1622 870763102865960960 2017-06-02 18:04:36-04 When I'm definitely 100% not worried about something, the first thing I do is ensure that no one can ask about it https://t.co/YZhO8q1G5M 1623 870762201904279553 2017-06-02 18:01:01-04 @JennaMC_Laugh Hi 1624 870760882426576896 2017-06-02 17:55:46-04 @JasonLeopold @emptywheel OPM my brother 1625 870759932752166913 2017-06-02 17:52:00-04 https://t.co/I0KHUpflVH 1626 870758172394389504 2017-06-02 17:45:00-04 This is amazing and @biannagolodryga's face at 0:21 needs to become a reaction GIF https://t.co/JFKBUYfqrm 1627 870756282072002560 2017-06-02 17:37:30-04 https://t.co/283T0J8N7U 1628 870755594663333888 2017-06-02 17:34:46-04 @darth do you think the meetings with the top two DOJ officials are called the Rosenstein Sessions 1629 870755300059607041 2017-06-02 17:33:36-04 @Madilorian star wars and harry potter 1630 870754587967401985 2017-06-02 17:30:46-04 @Madilorian n 1631 870754229660639233 2017-06-02 17:29:20-04 @pwnallthethings @nytimes @washingtonpost the scoop war is now a cold scoop war 1632 870754119027503104 2017-06-02 17:28:54-04 @AshCrossan @Scott_Bromley @missingwords @livetheforce uhhhh...I meant...more of them! yeah that's it, i'll leave more of them 1633 870753904610463744 2017-06-02 17:28:03-04 @Madilorian what is going on 1634 870753874096918528 2017-06-02 17:27:56-04 @AshCrossan @Scott_Bromley @missingwords @livetheforce Ash do u want me to leave supportive YouTube comments about u 1635 870753763262431232 2017-06-02 17:27:29-04 @Max_Fisher or New Jersey, who knows 1636 870753725983461376 2017-06-02 17:27:20-04 @Max_Fisher China 1637 870753687433609216 2017-06-02 17:27:11-04 @Madilorian hmmmm 1638 870753301998047233 2017-06-02 17:25:39-04 @AshCrossan @missingwords @livetheforce @Scott_Bromley The options here https://t.co/xClNWeprq5 used to be limited to verified users but now they're for everyone 1639 870753128098013184 2017-06-02 17:24:58-04 @missingwords @livetheforce @Scott_Bromley yeah I don't do it 1640 870752792528523273 2017-06-02 17:23:38-04 @Susan_Hennessey the media relations equivalent of an email filter forwarding messages to a nonexistent address; smart! 1641 870752609191243776 2017-06-02 17:22:54-04 @Scott_Bromley @missingwords @livetheforce invite me to lucasfilm and then i will grace you with my replies 1642 870752292877815808 2017-06-02 17:21:39-04 @missingwords @livetheforce @Scott_Bromley You can filter your notifications to only show verified users. That's about it. 1643 870751897514389505 2017-06-02 17:20:04-04 @VileZero COCO 1644 870750621590212609 2017-06-02 17:15:00-04 Hackers have breached the email account of the UAE's charismatic U.S. ambassador. https://t.co/nmFYAFTUMI https://t.co/J5Mw5Hur99 1645 870750006906671104 2017-06-02 17:12:34-04 @Scott_Bromley @missingwords OMG 1646 870749984110641154 2017-06-02 17:12:28-04 @darth Canine McCanineface 1647 870749223846903808 2017-06-02 17:09:27-04 @EricSchultz tfw it's almost breaking news hour https://t.co/jbSLKUpzEH 1648 870748124242948102 2017-06-02 17:05:05-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 1649 870746850986401792 2017-06-02 17:00:01-04 Great @MEPFuller story about Republicans who want to give DOD as much money as it wants w/o first auditing it. https://t.co/JoXuo6Th8l https://t.co/6x7YCRcZGC 1650 870746583754821632 2017-06-02 16:58:57-04 @heathdwilliams hi screaming i'm eric 1651 870745783523577856 2017-06-02 16:55:47-04 @erikmal @RobMahoney ask your doctor about it 1652 870745698735706113 2017-06-02 16:55:26-04 @erikmal @RobMahoney you tweeted 1653 870743294900408325 2017-06-02 16:45:53-04 @TrustedTimes @nycsouthpaw your algorithm says the story writes negatively about Scalia, so good job with that algorithm 1654 870743072812015616 2017-06-02 16:45:00-04 "Trump's continued search for new FBI chief seen as chaotic" https://t.co/fjVwMwje1h https://t.co/S3Ng7q9syF 1655 870742842381148160 2017-06-02 16:44:05-04 @olivianicolai eeeeeee 1656 870742742749650944 2017-06-02 16:43:42-04 @pbump star war cc: @darth 1657 870742468026916865 2017-06-02 16:42:36-04 @pbump who was the FBI director before that 1658 870739348324577280 2017-06-02 16:30:12-04 Watching ratios develop is my new favorite part of Twitter https://t.co/ma39Cs0Mba 1659 870738415431671808 2017-06-02 16:26:30-04 @nycsouthpaw ooooh a ratio is already developing 1660 870733919452377089 2017-06-02 16:08:38-04 @Hello_Tailor No. You can't see it but she's talking about one above the visible tweet. https://t.co/Akl9YqonZq 1661 870732779125960705 2017-06-02 16:04:06-04 Love this so much https://t.co/q8Bskpe4BY 1662 870731800984903684 2017-06-02 16:00:13-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams @pablohidalgo @rianjohnson rian this can be bonus content on the blu-ray 1663 870729839858384896 2017-06-02 15:52:25-04 @heathdwilliams @rianjohnson omg i just saw this https://t.co/d8BHAhODof 1664 870728966759469056 2017-06-02 15:48:57-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @pablohidalgo @rianjohnson still the best picture ever made 1665 870726278676176896 2017-06-02 15:38:16-04 We had this in our story this AM. @RepKathleenRice told us, "I was dumbfounded at their response." https://t.co/Gg8YHew8BH https://t.co/Bj7iSMlXPv 1666 870725337612779522 2017-06-02 15:34:32-04 I mean, come on. https://t.co/nMGGMRiiYw https://t.co/yOjNNJKndS 1667 870720423973052416 2017-06-02 15:15:00-04 https://t.co/NFb7ks7gSS 1668 870720310227722241 2017-06-02 15:14:33-04 @BKingDC @nytimes @kenvogel Not good! 1669 870719779547611136 2017-06-02 15:12:27-04 @BKingDC @nytimes @kenvogel It's the appositive after Ken's Twitter handle and the "Congrats!" that makes it Trumpian 1670 870718696184049664 2017-06-02 15:08:08-04 @BKingDC @nytimes @kenvogel This is off-topic, but this tweet sounds very Trumpian. 1671 870718380688519168 2017-06-02 15:06:53-04 @HelpSnowden they were never presidential records, they were agency records, and now they're not even that — they're congressional records 1672 870716648461914112 2017-06-02 15:00:00-04 Absent another Daniel Ellsberg, the full story of CIA torture may stay hidden forever. https://t.co/nPXpbc6d2k 1673 870712318304432128 2017-06-02 14:42:48-04 https://t.co/lwgswRHHjy https://t.co/ZickDsgdP1 1674 870709458124521472 2017-06-02 14:31:26-04 ------> https://t.co/sd37cfYD9M 1675 870709407079841792 2017-06-02 14:31:14-04 @ashleyfeinberg omg 1676 870707919901282305 2017-06-02 14:25:19-04 Pruitt read his stuff https://t.co/NjZPZK64TY 1677 870707579244101633 2017-06-02 14:23:58-04 @heathdwilliams Omg 1678 870706311129743360 2017-06-02 14:18:56-04 @lrozen Ok then 1679 870704239617556481 2017-06-02 14:10:42-04 It's almost as if he knows that asking might produce an awkward answer... #China #hoax https://t.co/WLe3qjlxdm 1680 870703686628003845 2017-06-02 14:08:30-04 @ashleyfeinberg you never said "super double off the record" 1681 870703533112180736 2017-06-02 14:07:53-04 @ashleyfeinberg Weird, I remember you telling me that it's a hoax created by Yemen 1682 870702759703531526 2017-06-02 14:04:49-04 Happy Friday everyone! https://t.co/Fa2MT0kebI 1683 870701212630343680 2017-06-02 13:58:40-04 ------> https://t.co/0R6hL5wzZo 1684 870685690287214593 2017-06-02 12:56:59-04 @LillianSkye_ @chaosbria You sound surprised 1685 870683676803125248 2017-06-02 12:48:59-04 @chaosbria @LillianSkye_ Wow thank you 1686 870683329426739201 2017-06-02 12:47:36-04 @chaosbria Omg. I'm not Thrawn away my shot here. 1687 870682676407275520 2017-06-02 12:45:01-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/2mzmx902Ce 1688 870680446991867906 2017-06-02 12:36:09-04 @bennie @darth omfg 1689 870676969163300864 2017-06-02 12:22:20-04 @varshaoforange @darth tongue! 1690 870672481690021889 2017-06-02 12:04:30-04 My dog is very woke and looks very cute in a shirt https://t.co/9oeAcCUa7N 1691 870656268960223233 2017-06-02 11:00:05-04 Pro subscribers: @martinmatishak wrote a great story about the time crunch to renew expiring surveillance powers: https://t.co/NHkFTf1L9a 1692 870655572621885440 2017-06-02 10:57:19-04 @lrozen so-called IAEA 1693 870654136878075904 2017-06-02 10:51:36-04 @MarcACaputo @SchreckReports Florida Man Engages In Questionable Behavior 1694 870653987208531971 2017-06-02 10:51:01-04 @Rand_Simberg you seem fun 1695 870653014398337024 2017-06-02 10:47:09-04 @Dun2313 this has nothing to do with my tweet 1696 870652476893962240 2017-06-02 10:45:01-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/nz6EQsDlQp 1697 870650338164043776 2017-06-02 10:36:31-04 @hudsowi you know who wouldn't read borowitz? the orb 1698 870649933061345281 2017-06-02 10:34:54-04 @hudsowi friends don't let friends share borowitz links 1699 870648707494051846 2017-06-02 10:30:02-04 xkcd is so good. https://t.co/eJtCgql1SY 1700 870646466154508288 2017-06-02 10:21:08-04 This, btw, is a very odd statement from a WH official. Issue is *total ban* on answering Dems, not sub-100% response rate. https://t.co/rEcDSwsyRX 1701 870646016239951872 2017-06-02 10:19:20-04 The White House is afraid of Democrats "gaining new information that could be used to attack the president." 1702 870644442826452992 2017-06-02 10:13:05-04 @catesish @bookoisseur rachael go quickly go go go 1703 870644285951102976 2017-06-02 10:12:28-04 @bookoisseur @catesish rachael, i give you permission to go on 4chan 1704 870643422662717440 2017-06-02 10:09:02-04 @BryanDisagrees @catesish amazimg 1705 870638361194770432 2017-06-02 09:48:55-04 @blakehounshell #slatepitches 1706 870637383712157696 2017-06-02 09:45:02-04 Not great for the Trump administration. https://t.co/jOYtYvAIUY https://t.co/15FZm3gveZ 1707 870637223963754496 2017-06-02 09:44:24-04 @catesish @bookoisseur not anymore it isn't 1708 870637049505828864 2017-06-02 09:43:42-04 @catesish @bookoisseur why is this tweet on my timeline 1709 870635751230365697 2017-06-02 09:38:33-04 Ummmm https://t.co/nU2SA0pzTz 1710 870635034050482176 2017-06-02 09:35:42-04 @steffanwatkins never said there was, but this is about probability, and that's why touting the ANSSI statement is not very wise 1711 870633605587980288 2017-06-02 09:30:01-04 Reading this graf, you'd never know that there's a massive expertise gap between the two sides. https://t.co/QA5l69sLgj https://t.co/IU6zv4QwYW 1712 870633283863949312 2017-06-02 09:28:45-04 @steffanwatkins You misunderstood me. I'm saying there's plenty of reasons to think it was Russia. 1713 870632730370994176 2017-06-02 09:26:33-04 @steffanwatkins @ggreenwald @libbycwatson remember, attribution involves more than just technical indicators; must factor in geopolitical circumstances, etc. 1714 870632427550633984 2017-06-02 09:25:20-04 @steffanwatkins @ggreenwald @libbycwatson because "it could be anyone" doesn't mean "it wasn't Russia" 1715 870630646389100544 2017-06-02 09:18:16-04 @daveweigel click the second one and tell me the answer please 1716 870630407489933312 2017-06-02 09:17:19-04 @NatashaBertrand @CNN not at all weird or suspicious 1717 870629827556126720 2017-06-02 09:15:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/qsVEob6ISl 1718 870629705371791366 2017-06-02 09:14:31-04 @ggreenwald @libbycwatson I agree; just pointing out that taking the ANSSI statement as a definitive debunking of "seems like Russia" stories is not wise 1719 870628514294353926 2017-06-02 09:09:47-04 @ggreenwald @libbycwatson attribution is an art, not a science; no one should take ANSSI's finding as definitive 1720 870622996460961792 2017-06-02 08:47:52-04 @RossSchulman One of my favorite West Wing scenes 1721 870622277355937794 2017-06-02 08:45:00-04 Most of the interviews he does are with people who aren't interested in asking this question. https://t.co/xgeTuZ6vuH 1722 870618513324552192 2017-06-02 08:30:03-04 "Trump Hands the Chinese a Gift: The Chance for Global Leadership" https://t.co/A4DNJtFfZL https://t.co/2kwRF4k0mH 1723 870614730578079744 2017-06-02 08:15:01-04 Is this real life https://t.co/7WDHjIDtRr 1724 870612726023901185 2017-06-02 08:07:03-04 @daveweigel Weigel at it again, that rascal! 1725 870610965225537536 2017-06-02 08:00:03-04 "it was about extending a middle finger to the world, while reminding his base that he shares its resentments..." https://t.co/3hFDt9O7c2 1726 870610436244287489 2017-06-02 07:57:57-04 @pbump the Whigs? 1727 870606510904287238 2017-06-02 07:42:21-04 @PerchingPirtle danny 1728 870605713676152832 2017-06-02 07:39:11-04 I mean, same https://t.co/ZFGRCFnauK 1729 870479800405807104 2017-06-01 23:18:51-04 @ddiamond Daniel 1730 870478645827162112 2017-06-01 23:14:16-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/VcjW9207Et 1731 870472108014530561 2017-06-01 22:48:17-04 @daezer @petridishes Ahahahahaha 1732 870469434485469184 2017-06-01 22:37:40-04 @selenalarson I am obsessed 1733 870469061087551489 2017-06-01 22:36:11-04 @IsaacDovere There's no way this is real 1734 870468989016780800 2017-06-01 22:35:54-04 @selenalarson OMG look at him in his little blanket 1735 870468642491830272 2017-06-01 22:34:31-04 @selenalarson 15/10 would commend 1736 870468460823838720 2017-06-01 22:33:48-04 @selenalarson Omg Leo 1737 870466880913453056 2017-06-01 22:27:31-04 Oh my. https://t.co/12n9DCHHGw 1738 870463943545892864 2017-06-01 22:15:51-04 It's really something. https://t.co/Fpuw66SKDr 1739 870462992512667653 2017-06-01 22:12:04-04 @petridishes C O V F E F E 1740 870457528362160130 2017-06-01 21:50:21-04 @pbump in general when I invite responses you should consider yourself exempted from the invitation 1741 870457288125022208 2017-06-01 21:49:24-04 If you could time-travel to this moment, what would be the first words out of your mouth when you arrived? 1742 870457075020820480 2017-06-01 21:48:33-04 Simpler times https://t.co/lwTPUKGLjq 1743 870446324826730498 2017-06-01 21:05:50-04 @eleventhirtyate This is all so weird 1744 870446127925125121 2017-06-01 21:05:03-04 @eleventhirtyate You don't even pay me ! 1745 870445948899610624 2017-06-01 21:04:20-04 Someone's happy. https://t.co/xp871q0KAB 1746 870445891190214656 2017-06-01 21:04:07-04 @eleventhirtyate I'm off duty 1747 870444848360419328 2017-06-01 20:59:58-04 @BrandyWestmore @darth Oh my god these pups 1748 870444458327904257 2017-06-01 20:58:25-04 @eleventhirtyate Stop this 1749 870443681454714880 2017-06-01 20:55:20-04 -------> https://t.co/XJfyBfiUyC 1750 870443399740100610 2017-06-01 20:54:13-04 @eleventhirtyate What 1751 870441895750754304 2017-06-01 20:48:14-04 @heathdwilliams @semirose Wait I got it The PBS ZuveHour 1752 870441631375400968 2017-06-01 20:47:11-04 @semirose @heathdwilliams Who let Zuvio in the studio 1753 870440628047544320 2017-06-01 20:43:12-04 @heathdwilliams Omfg 1754 870439934594879488 2017-06-01 20:40:27-04 Wow. https://t.co/VlHkpttXj2 1755 870439640502874112 2017-06-01 20:39:16-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams This bird is me 1756 870414666551353344 2017-06-01 19:00:02-04 I love this so much https://t.co/ZcvbXwR3cW 1757 870414358500831232 2017-06-01 18:58:49-04 @nycsouthpaw @MarisaKabas I'm guessing they're just gonna commit to emissions reductions in line with Paris -- no formal deals with the world 1758 870412811280809988 2017-06-01 18:52:40-04 @Scott_Bromley https://t.co/Lrhjt93pMc 1759 870412645215621120 2017-06-01 18:52:00-04 Great thread here. https://t.co/Xr4yLGV3X9 1760 870412221989478401 2017-06-01 18:50:19-04 @Scott_Bromley 3:30 tomorrow? 8:00 tonight! 1761 870411729674674177 2017-06-01 18:48:22-04 @AshCrossan How about Creller 1762 870411499373817861 2017-06-01 18:47:27-04 @AshCrossan Wait I'm adopting you we're not getting married 1763 870411282905796608 2017-06-01 18:46:35-04 @AshCrossan Ok 1764 870411245446410241 2017-06-01 18:46:27-04 @danmericaCNN @maggieNYT @wolfblitzer He really showed Lloyd 1765 870410882769178624 2017-06-01 18:45:00-04 Good luck with that https://t.co/wqdlGqWwK8 https://t.co/Zw7xhLvVP9 1766 870410667983065090 2017-06-01 18:44:09-04 @eleventhirtyate ty 1767 870410424579231744 2017-06-01 18:43:11-04 @eleventhirtyate Omg I love this 1768 870409755285757953 2017-06-01 18:40:31-04 @sparksjls @nycsouthpaw Un-american 1769 870409416851509248 2017-06-01 18:39:11-04 @sparksjls @nycsouthpaw Would paw have ... hot dogs 1770 870407724055621637 2017-06-01 18:32:27-04 @ASankin Wat 1771 870407346517929984 2017-06-01 18:30:57-04 @ditzkoff Oh my god 1772 870407317304602625 2017-06-01 18:30:50-04 This seems fine https://t.co/de6qhqf4gn 1773 870407029952794625 2017-06-01 18:29:41-04 @ASankin What about cricket 1774 870405251131736064 2017-06-01 18:22:37-04 @benjaminwittes ISPs (this is a joke) 1775 870405094956773377 2017-06-01 18:22:00-04 Correct. https://t.co/0y7U5Bt7os 1776 870404320696643584 2017-06-01 18:18:56-04 @mattbgallagher omfg 1777 870403454686179330 2017-06-01 18:15:29-04 @aedwardslevy hahaha 1778 870402844280721409 2017-06-01 18:13:04-04 @aedwardslevy in truths that we learned, or in times that he lied in bridges we burned, or the way the earth died 1779 870401723931570176 2017-06-01 18:08:36-04 @aedwardslevy how do you measure measure our tears 1780 870401291175866368 2017-06-01 18:06:53-04 @DeeGoots OMG, that response is the 21st century version of this! https://t.co/eIsswYvB2m 1781 870400283985068033 2017-06-01 18:02:53-04 @molly_knight @darth molly, thank u 1782 870400169103179777 2017-06-01 18:02:26-04 @ryanbeckwith omfg 1783 870399956594573312 2017-06-01 18:01:35-04 @MadelineRConway Americans and climate scientists should be warned that the French don't bathe 1784 870399571943276547 2017-06-01 18:00:03-04 https://t.co/YCPYNgpmG9 https://t.co/VAagymum6E 1785 870399394276818945 2017-06-01 17:59:21-04 @sheevanesva @bradheath @dnvolz always me 1786 870399316166180864 2017-06-01 17:59:02-04 @ditzkoff holding these two great jobs simultaneously is unprecedented, it's true, but I know with all my heart that I can accomplish big things 1787 870398825642377216 2017-06-01 17:57:05-04 @ditzkoff dave, thank you for your confidence, pittsburgh is a great city and i will lead it well 1788 870398691135201280 2017-06-01 17:56:33-04 @bradheath @dnvolz that's what she said, brad 1789 870397545775849472 2017-06-01 17:52:00-04 Not with that attitude! https://t.co/C3rqzki72j 1790 870396981927186434 2017-06-01 17:49:46-04 @bradheath @dnvolz we have the widest and deepest stupidity here on the internet, i've always been proud of that 1791 870396863995936769 2017-06-01 17:49:18-04 @chrislhayes @jbarro (((castigate))) 1792 870395784113598464 2017-06-01 17:45:00-04 Side note: "a pit of infinitely deep darkness weighing as much as 49 suns" is a great description of Twitter. https://t.co/T4qlwIGIZx 1793 870393769446617089 2017-06-01 17:37:00-04 https://t.co/crxLgPCvAB 1794 870393134836043780 2017-06-01 17:34:29-04 @aedwardslevy change the climate of your account 1795 870393002451251200 2017-06-01 17:33:57-04 @martinmatishak </THREAD> 1796 870392010187919360 2017-06-01 17:30:00-04 Who let astronomers take shrooms https://t.co/BvVZuBIRw9 https://t.co/8jjTJYRc73 1797 870390757592576000 2017-06-01 17:25:02-04 @Hello_Tailor yeah me too, that's when shit gets dangerous and weird 1798 870390346999640065 2017-06-01 17:23:24-04 @Hello_Tailor i'm gonna sneak into an all-lady screening 1799 870389995801948160 2017-06-01 17:22:00-04 It's not fair that people who reject an expert consensus are questioned/criticized? https://t.co/Wo7wyr5hQ4 1800 870389945743159296 2017-06-01 17:21:48-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Hello_Tailor do you literally never rest 1801 870389573687406593 2017-06-01 17:20:20-04 @Hello_Tailor as a man, should I see this film 1802 870389364337127424 2017-06-01 17:19:30-04 @Hello_Tailor so you're saying it's bad 1803 870388989295042560 2017-06-01 17:18:00-04 Justin from Canada is not happy. Pas bon! https://t.co/uY3e7Il1F2 1804 870387963041107968 2017-06-01 17:13:56-04 @lorenzoFB 4) Never click links 1805 870387911539216388 2017-06-01 17:13:43-04 @StevenTDennis so she supports it then? 1806 870387500816248832 2017-06-01 17:12:05-04 @morningmoneyben Climate? I barely know it 1807 870387029573611521 2017-06-01 17:10:13-04 @darth this was a mailcheap joke darth 1808 870386683098931200 2017-06-01 17:08:50-04 This is absurd https://t.co/jz92FGZYdJ 1809 870384466966872064 2017-06-01 17:00:02-04 Has anyone heard from Jill Stein recently? 1810 870380685856575488 2017-06-01 16:45:01-04 cc: @IPCC_CH https://t.co/eNACJrlkng 1811 870379888078934017 2017-06-01 16:41:50-04 @willham_south @petridishes don't get salty (or fresh, i suppose) with petri 1812 870377625671393280 2017-06-01 16:32:51-04 @AliWatkins oh my god 1813 870376916301361153 2017-06-01 16:30:02-04 GE CEO ----> https://t.co/VacWv9CXXD 1814 870376239055372288 2017-06-01 16:27:20-04 @nicoleperlroth happens to us all 1815 870376195849945088 2017-06-01 16:27:10-04 @Olivianuzzi talk about an own goal 1816 870375748904906752 2017-06-01 16:25:23-04 @nicoleperlroth that's ... not the secretary general 1817 870374305347096577 2017-06-01 16:19:39-04 @ditzkoff as the Founders intended 1818 870373136621084672 2017-06-01 16:15:01-04 John Kerry on Paris withdrawal: "It isolates the United States after we had united the world." https://t.co/BnK5zIRdLU 1819 870371121693982720 2017-06-01 16:07:00-04 It bears repeating that this is correct. https://t.co/2ZkOuIkpVP 1820 870369734415536132 2017-06-01 16:01:30-04 @daveweigel "energy dominance agenda" is AMAZING 1821 870368157466324992 2017-06-01 15:55:14-04 @Olivianuzzi oh the jokes I could make 1822 870367396661514241 2017-06-01 15:52:12-04 Trump just now: "At what point do they start laughing at us as a country?" 1823 870367316319625217 2017-06-01 15:51:53-04 @ddiamond @Yale so-called ranking 1824 870367104293367810 2017-06-01 15:51:02-04 Striking. https://t.co/B12EoDQd17 1825 870366350316892160 2017-06-01 15:48:03-04 @GlennThrush "killer" in this case could mean destroying the economic vitality of Trump's seaside resorts and golf clubs 1826 870366161862578176 2017-06-01 15:47:18-04 A lot of what you might call claims that run counter to the facts https://t.co/zM0kwhcDUR 1827 870365936909512704 2017-06-01 15:46:24-04 @aedwardslevy ugh 1828 870363679509839873 2017-06-01 15:37:26-04 Trump says the U.S. will immediately begin negotiations to either re-enter the Paris deal or create a new deal that's better for Americans. 1829 870363443848777728 2017-06-01 15:36:30-04 Trump: "The United States will withdraw from the Paris climate accord..." 1830 870363014989524992 2017-06-01 15:34:47-04 @nycsouthpaw But force projection is so cool!!!! 1831 870361827812749316 2017-06-01 15:30:04-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @RobbieGramer @darth @ForeignPolicy dang 1832 870361820636250112 2017-06-01 15:30:03-04 in more ways than one https://t.co/B9GY2dFfBR 1833 870360553042190336 2017-06-01 15:25:01-04 Science should have advertised on Fox & Friends. https://t.co/DF0tfyHYIG 1834 870358301707522048 2017-06-01 15:16:04-04 @kenvogel at least he spelled "biased" right! 1835 870357597303562240 2017-06-01 15:13:16-04 Reminder that Americans overwhelmingly support remaining in the Paris agreement. https://t.co/irA81LfHw4 https://t.co/vn33ApA0ty 1836 870357265202728960 2017-06-01 15:11:57-04 @PerchingPirtle i never get tired of this photo 1837 870357050571837441 2017-06-01 15:11:05-04 @Acosta brave of this person to request anonymity for this quote 1838 870354398135939072 2017-06-01 15:00:33-04 Correct ----> https://t.co/jDPGuTHjzV 1839 870353814217527298 2017-06-01 14:58:14-04 Color me skeptical on this one. https://t.co/NAKGJLfwIb 1840 870353760752742401 2017-06-01 14:58:01-04 @poniewozik at first there will be https://t.co/G4nNoa13Vu 1841 870353071813079040 2017-06-01 14:55:17-04 Trump, who has proposed no plan to more aggressively tackle climate change, dings Paris agreement for marginal impact. https://t.co/L0ztSzr8iA 1842 870352504348966913 2017-06-01 14:53:02-04 Obama climate adviser on Trump's Paris talking points, which you can read here: https://t.co/udUkZf11Mc https://t.co/uNLfEilV3j 1843 870352208629567489 2017-06-01 14:51:51-04 @aedwardslevy oh my god 1844 870351859378245632 2017-06-01 14:50:28-04 @Joseph_Marks_ so literal joseph 1845 870351702167363584 2017-06-01 14:49:50-04 @ditzkoff DAVE 1846 870351615378763776 2017-06-01 14:49:30-04 @DustinLCarlson OMG 1847 870350486536433669 2017-06-01 14:45:00-04 "HEY" – the Antarctica ice shelf to no one in particular https://t.co/G4nNoa13Vu https://t.co/R7mZpm2Kax 1848 870348431067402240 2017-06-01 14:36:50-04 @SimonMaloy @ditzkoff omfg 1849 870346718675689476 2017-06-01 14:30:02-04 Hmmmmmm https://t.co/oiVLuEmGuB 1850 870346684655702016 2017-06-01 14:29:54-04 @ChuckWendig @elquesogrande1 See you tomorrow Chuck! 1851 870345853940224000 2017-06-01 14:26:36-04 @ChuckWendig @elquesogrande1 Look at you go! This is a rip-roaring good time! 1852 870345619088584704 2017-06-01 14:25:40-04 @ChuckWendig @elquesogrande1 D'awwww, you really are the sweetest. Hope your day's going well! 1853 870345451811110912 2017-06-01 14:25:00-04 "The only retroactive waiver I have ever heard of is called a pardon" – @RWPUSA https://t.co/uyAoelxtgh 1854 870345322408673280 2017-06-01 14:24:29-04 @ChuckWendig @elquesogrande1 Great seeing you in April, Chuck! Keep your chin up buddy! 1855 870344714716925952 2017-06-01 14:22:04-04 Turns out those White House ethics waivers may have been unethical. https://t.co/uyAoelfSoJ https://t.co/UcoIx6s1ad 1856 870343378013233152 2017-06-01 14:16:46-04 @NoTheOtherLeft that's not how it works 1857 870343091395416064 2017-06-01 14:15:37-04 @Hello_Tailor why did I doubt for even a moment that this story would be incredible 1858 870342995769470976 2017-06-01 14:15:15-04 @heathdwilliams smh it was a reference https://t.co/aIbbHa1oX7 1859 870342939339259905 2017-06-01 14:15:01-04 Rex Tillerson refused to brief the EU's top diplomat after meeting with Putin. https://t.co/Df7ifX226F https://t.co/qilIMPKM4p 1860 870342847014293504 2017-06-01 14:14:39-04 @heathdwilliams who is he 1861 870342602100494339 2017-06-01 14:13:41-04 @NoTheOtherLeft what's your social security number 1862 870342305303101440 2017-06-01 14:12:30-04 @Hello_Tailor uh no 1863 870341819053338625 2017-06-01 14:10:34-04 @heathdwilliams LOL 1864 870341787889610757 2017-06-01 14:10:27-04 @Hello_Tailor "Even Yahoo, for whom mismanagement is usually effortless, had to work hard to keep Delicious down" LOL 1865 870341552299749377 2017-06-01 14:09:30-04 @heathdwilliams he looks like a cat in this one 1866 870341159008317440 2017-06-01 14:07:57-04 @DavidLieber @dnvolz @Susan_Hennessey wow, we have tons of them here; will note this for future bribes 1867 870339842814693377 2017-06-01 14:02:43-04 @heathdwilliams heath pls 1868 870339803044294657 2017-06-01 14:02:33-04 @blakehounshell fair 1869 870339729996251136 2017-06-01 14:02:16-04 @heathdwilliams holy shit what is this from 1870 870339367432327168 2017-06-01 14:00:49-04 @ChuckWendig @elquesogrande1 What Chuck does is he calls me "Dave" as a term of endearment; he and I joke around often. We're buds. He deeply respects me. 1871 870339165426032641 2017-06-01 14:00:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/PZLbaULqI1 1872 870338596523450369 2017-06-01 13:57:46-04 @SamSykesSwears @ChuckWendig magic happened, Sam 1873 870338391447142400 2017-06-01 13:56:57-04 @elquesogrande1 @ChuckWendig Chuck and I go way back, he's one of my best friends and one of the strongest admirers of my work 1874 870338149217710081 2017-06-01 13:55:59-04 @heathdwilliams omg what weapon is this 1875 870337422571302913 2017-06-01 13:53:06-04 @heathdwilliams I love you so much 1876 870337363872018432 2017-06-01 13:52:52-04 @blakehounshell Will I get a commission if this works out https://t.co/CYyRicwltd 1877 870335606110523392 2017-06-01 13:45:53-04 @ASankin @lightspeedsys I am scandalized 1878 870335386010005504 2017-06-01 13:45:00-04 Fancy Pidgeon https://t.co/nEMorUe1WJ 1879 870334734844428288 2017-06-01 13:42:25-04 @alexburnsNYT @Liz_A_Harris just like the Catholic Church 1880 870334249597104129 2017-06-01 13:40:29-04 @lightspeedsys @MattGertz This is a bad explanation and you're doing a disservice to kids by having schools restrict their access to quality journalism. 1881 870333978812829696 2017-06-01 13:39:25-04 @ChuckWendig chuck, did someone pay you a large sum of money to be this rude to me 1882 870333049321517057 2017-06-01 13:35:43-04 @lightspeedsys @MattGertz And it most certainly doesn't offer adult products or services. 1883 870332934435332096 2017-06-01 13:35:16-04 @lightspeedsys @MattGertz I am not confused. HuffPo is a news site, not an adult humor site, incidental examples of the latter notwithstanding. 1884 870332065732063232 2017-06-01 13:31:49-04 @lightspeedsys @MattGertz They're not adult websites, though, is the thing. They're news sites. 1885 870331728111570944 2017-06-01 13:30:28-04 @wexler @kateconger Nu! https://t.co/geuwWjADDZ 1886 870331616219897857 2017-06-01 13:30:01-04 Nunes responds... https://t.co/Rg0fNbUeEJ 1887 870331399055736834 2017-06-01 13:29:10-04 @wexler @kateconger but first nu can you verify me on facebook 1888 870330980418158592 2017-06-01 13:27:30-04 @kateconger @wexler kate quit poaching my writers 1889 870330680177295361 2017-06-01 13:26:18-04 @MiekeEoyang @SpeakerRyan he's saying the subpoenas aren't about that unmasking, but rather about the non-Russia-related unmasking he discussed in March 1890 870330378099318785 2017-06-01 13:25:06-04 @wexler https://t.co/Zjd76b3vZ9 1891 870329947386204164 2017-06-01 13:23:24-04 @MiekeEoyang @SpeakerRyan Nunes claims his subpoenas aren't about the Russia probe bc they relate to the supposedly non-Russia surveillance he announced at WH... 1892 870329744478359553 2017-06-01 13:22:35-04 @pablohidalgo @david75donovan rekt 1893 870329600567586818 2017-06-01 13:22:01-04 Wow. https://t.co/ZIbRJCmoGk 1894 870329580720193536 2017-06-01 13:21:56-04 @wexler do you want me to send you our pitch email 1895 870329153173819393 2017-06-01 13:20:14-04 @MattGertz Good question for @lightspeedsys 1896 870328588628877315 2017-06-01 13:18:00-04 @darth 14/10 would checkmate and pet 1897 870327870253666305 2017-06-01 13:15:08-04 Pathetic: School internet filter @lightspeedsys blocks HuffPo because it discusses human sexuality. https://t.co/MFM4kCXver https://t.co/8c7CdMKb2P 1898 870327234103578624 2017-06-01 13:12:37-04 @pablohidalgo how dare you 1899 870325465730494465 2017-06-01 13:05:35-04 @ChuckWendig no it's teen speak from the chat worlds 1900 870325362235977729 2017-06-01 13:05:10-04 @RobbieGramer @JennaMC_Laugh @darth @ForeignPolicy do you like tuna salad 1901 870325091086864384 2017-06-01 13:04:06-04 @ChuckWendig nmjc u 1902 870324070608363521 2017-06-01 13:00:02-04 Can't get over how ... ~something~ this is. https://t.co/fYs4GSxCXk 1903 870323521397850113 2017-06-01 12:57:51-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @RobbieGramer @darth @ForeignPolicy can you bring him to politico too 1904 870321696326209537 2017-06-01 12:50:36-04 @RobbieGramer @darth @ForeignPolicy @JennaMC_Laugh there should be a Bring Your Bun To Work Day 1905 870320899471409152 2017-06-01 12:47:26-04 @RobbieGramer @darth @ForeignPolicy hmmmm. does @JennaMC_Laugh bring her bunny to work 1906 870320287526645760 2017-06-01 12:45:00-04 Trello? More like Trelloh-no! https://t.co/D1vIDslsj8 1907 870316514221707264 2017-06-01 12:30:01-04 @ChuckWendig hi Chuck 1908 870316417169711105 2017-06-01 12:29:38-04 @DavidMDrucker I mean, Comey before HPSCI when he confirmed the Russia probe 1909 870314106951282688 2017-06-01 12:20:27-04 @diegoluna_ just FYI https://t.co/rx3ef42Idc 1910 870313327024582656 2017-06-01 12:17:21-04 @aedwardslevy you are hereby terminated and removed from your account, effective immediately please nod to keith schiller to indicate your understanding 1911 870313077652283392 2017-06-01 12:16:22-04 @aedwardslevy recuse your account 1912 870311828093632513 2017-06-01 12:11:24-04 @nicolecieux nic 1913 870309376061562880 2017-06-01 12:01:39-04 @dceiver not exactly 1914 870308971751460868 2017-06-01 12:00:03-04 --------> https://t.co/Nm528k2pJ4 1915 870308891854348292 2017-06-01 11:59:44-04 @dceiver jason, i have questions 1916 870307329153130496 2017-06-01 11:53:31-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates Please stop this 1917 870305186413256704 2017-06-01 11:45:00-04 lolololol https://t.co/abFDnnyRZ8 1918 870303811214217216 2017-06-01 11:39:32-04 @iammollymchugh Kim who 1919 870303539637211138 2017-06-01 11:38:27-04 @kevincollier @_Cooper what about daboi 1920 870303274104213504 2017-06-01 11:37:24-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello please don't tag my employer in these tweets 1921 870303026053033984 2017-06-01 11:36:25-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello is that what "flushing your cache" means 1922 870302658573340673 2017-06-01 11:34:57-04 @nicolecieux yes i understand that, but still 1923 870302072868147201 2017-06-01 11:32:38-04 @kevincollier hahahahahaha 1924 870301496490983425 2017-06-01 11:30:20-04 @nicolecieux what the heck is going on there 1925 870300477816283136 2017-06-01 11:26:17-04 @ashleighgrant @darth omg Donnie! 1926 870299765103263744 2017-06-01 11:23:28-04 @_cingraham @SchreckReports @gregorykorte good point 1927 870299349930176513 2017-06-01 11:21:49-04 @mattdpearce @timothypmurphy congrats on your recurring guest slot on Hannity 1928 870299178420842497 2017-06-01 11:21:08-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello idk, laser sex, you figure it out, you're the website 1929 870299140248539137 2017-06-01 11:20:59-04 @gregorykorte @SchreckReports Congress will pass a law saying the Constitution lets ICE ignore D.C. vandalism laws 1930 870297958645985280 2017-06-01 11:16:17-04 @darth darth I want to bring Maddie to this 1931 870297843273170944 2017-06-01 11:15:49-04 @bookoisseur @darth hmmmm 3/10 1932 870297353248530434 2017-06-01 11:13:53-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello nsfw 1933 870296776842113024 2017-06-01 11:11:35-04 @bookoisseur @darth "bark back" omg 1934 870296674668871680 2017-06-01 11:11:11-04 @SchreckReports makes me wonder, is it legal to tear down official notices of federal law enforcement activities 1935 870296242848493568 2017-06-01 11:09:28-04 @BKingDC this seems like an extremely Florida thing to do 1936 870295556475760640 2017-06-01 11:06:44-04 @DarthInternous happy to take you up on that 1937 870295426708234240 2017-06-01 11:06:13-04 @pbump are they Eric and Ivanka 1938 870294136183812096 2017-06-01 11:01:06-04 @bookoisseur @darth OH MY GOD I WANT TO GO TO THIS 1939 870293881795080192 2017-06-01 11:00:05-04 --------> https://t.co/WXM6hPwZnv 1940 870290090496360449 2017-06-01 10:45:01-04 Swampy https://t.co/gnOUPm45qi 1941 870288527870787584 2017-06-01 10:38:48-04 @MEPFuller @DanielStrauss4 you're just too much of a philistine to appreciate my humor 1942 870288207438630912 2017-06-01 10:37:32-04 @DarthInternous OMG same! 1943 870288146721910785 2017-06-01 10:37:18-04 @MEPFuller @DanielStrauss4 the parlay don't start till i walk in the club 1944 870288025854595076 2017-06-01 10:36:49-04 @eleventhirtyate I mean in Star Wars they just use lasers to shoot missiles 1945 870287347476303872 2017-06-01 10:34:07-04 @chaosbria @ChuckWendig stop this, both of you 1946 870286315245326338 2017-06-01 10:30:01-04 This is awesome: D.C. is about to join the ranks of states with automatic voter registration. https://t.co/yRQyyNWKQ6 1947 870283732057559040 2017-06-01 10:19:45-04 @chaosbria it's okay i know you have to deny it in public 1948 870283080292020224 2017-06-01 10:17:10-04 @chaosbria awww shucks 1949 870280787748433920 2017-06-01 10:08:03-04 @BlakeSobczak holy snap this is good 1950 870279926360002560 2017-06-01 10:04:38-04 @chaosbria I knew there was a reason I liked you 1951 870279196173578240 2017-06-01 10:01:44-04 @Wanderlustin hehehehehe 1952 870279125801611264 2017-06-01 10:01:27-04 @Wanderlustin change ur display name to "safefe" 1953 870279024282656768 2017-06-01 10:01:03-04 @Wanderlustin make it up to me 1954 870278898579329024 2017-06-01 10:00:33-04 @Wanderlustin ok but ur making me sad 1955 870278795286249473 2017-06-01 10:00:08-04 @Wanderlustin pls 1956 870278712742359041 2017-06-01 09:59:48-04 @Wanderlustin can u pls change ur display name to "safefe" 1957 870278561957113856 2017-06-01 09:59:12-04 @Wanderlustin well, glad u found it 1958 870278460094197761 2017-06-01 09:58:48-04 @Wanderlustin why was it there 1959 870278339482746881 2017-06-01 09:58:19-04 @Wanderlustin where was it 1960 870275498387091457 2017-06-01 09:47:02-04 @liamstack @rcallimachi i get all my science news from the daily mail dot co dot uk 1961 870274989701734401 2017-06-01 09:45:01-04 I just rubbed my eyes because I figured I must have heard this wrong https://t.co/gWpMRPfC1h 1962 870273923996409857 2017-06-01 09:40:47-04 @GlennThrush also maybe killing people long-term, if you believe "scientists" 1963 870273507459989504 2017-06-01 09:39:07-04 @beccalsteele oof 1964 870271213779668993 2017-06-01 09:30:00-04 DID YOU KNOW? The concept of global warming was created by and for the Chinese in order to make U.S. manufacturing non-competitive. 1965 870268222980976641 2017-06-01 09:18:07-04 @victoriamcardle @darth COOPER YOU ARE ADORABLE 1966 870266246838857729 2017-06-01 09:10:16-04 @nycsouthpaw That tweet is a good reminder of the need for scientific expertise. 1967 870266018622562305 2017-06-01 09:09:22-04 @AliWatkins As the story points out, Russia isn't playing by the rules, which means we're playing with one hand tied behind our back. https://t.co/zr1k4vonDt 1968 870263666721075201 2017-06-01 09:00:01-04 This @AliWatkins story is so good: Russian spies are traveling the U.S. mapping our internet cables. https://t.co/7yBg1ZwMaJ https://t.co/gzB5WuPRq9 1969 870262750336999425 2017-06-01 08:56:23-04 @pwnallthethings @lorenzoFB @hackerfantastic @matthew_d_green @thegrugq @zeynep @josephfcox It's me 1970 870256120425627650 2017-06-01 08:30:02-04 Sure, okay. Nothing surprises me anymore. https://t.co/dk8n4h798Q https://t.co/x95RsgEJzH 1971 870253706071199744 2017-06-01 08:20:26-04 "But that would have been oh so naughty of them!" he added with an impish grin. https://t.co/1zMIkndvfO 1972 870248572834500608 2017-06-01 08:00:02-04 Why is this term in quotes? https://t.co/taeLCrUMiS 1973 870247890953924608 2017-06-01 07:57:20-04 @SangerNYT Iran never tried to interfere in our election and Obama was in office when he held his secret talks. 1974 870132727663792129 2017-06-01 00:19:43-04 @erikmal get new sources 1975 870132297835663362 2017-06-01 00:18:00-04 I do good tweets. 1976 875053977347399680 2017-06-14 14:15:00-04 Meanwhile, Democratic lawmakers are getting threats that they're next. https://t.co/heHT6FFkYS 1977 873226989611757568 2017-06-09 13:15:12-04 @daveweigel nobody's perfect https://t.co/BzitCVjnwN 1978 872836707393163266 2017-06-08 11:24:22-04 Collins: Who? Comey: After Trump's tapes tweet, I thought there might be audio of our talks, so I asked friend to leak memo to a reporter. 1979 872820924931768322 2017-06-08 10:21:39-04 Comey: Admin "chose to defame me and more importantly the FBI, by saying that the org was in disarray, that it was poorly led..." 1980 874652913087414273 2017-06-13 11:41:19-04 When all you have is norms, you're standing on quicksand. We're seeing that across a range of issues right now. https://t.co/VEmA4Y5X1M 1981 875103052323225600 2017-06-14 17:30:00-04 You should read everything @vermontgmg writes. https://t.co/J4AK6UQ6HB 1982 872826689772032000 2017-06-08 10:44:33-04 Warner: What was your impression of Trump dismissing Sessions to talk to you privately? Comey: "Something big is about to happen." 1983 874306554673147909 2017-06-12 12:45:01-04 Seems like data defenders are hoping the Trump administration comes to its Census https://t.co/ErWIA4kRCX 1984 872852479972659200 2017-06-08 12:27:02-04 Comey: I kept rebutting Trump's loyalty request and "it got very awkward" so I finally said "honest loyalty." 1985 872826792415027201 2017-06-08 10:44:58-04 !!!! Comey: "My sense was the attorney general knew he shouldn't be leaving" and that Kushner picked up on that too. 1986 875343682311946240 2017-06-15 09:26:11-04 Something to consider. https://t.co/YTa8qqmZir 1987 875343411187941378 2017-06-15 09:25:06-04 @vermontgmg Just amazing 1988 875341022951342081 2017-06-15 09:15:37-04 @JaredRizzi Lol 1989 875340379398303745 2017-06-15 09:13:04-04 @heathdwilliams cc Lia 1990 875340349421604864 2017-06-15 09:12:56-04 @JohnHultquist @marasawr Lol no I got it 1991 875339621290344448 2017-06-15 09:10:03-04 Not just remarkable. Fictitious. There was no bleach. https://t.co/ihkDxqwH6C 1992 875339550893248512 2017-06-15 09:09:46-04 @heathdwilliams Is Zuvio even minor to you 1993 875338537238974464 2017-06-15 09:05:44-04 @hudsowi THE ORB 1994 875337109925539841 2017-06-15 09:00:04-04 Echoes of the Bush administration's approach to the CRD. https://t.co/6UJKWqtjOi 1995 875336241901957120 2017-06-15 08:56:37-04 @JohnHultquist @marasawr Now do Politico 1996 875335374503018496 2017-06-15 08:53:10-04 @JohnHultquist @marasawr Oh my god 1997 875333318908141568 2017-06-15 08:45:00-04 Oh. https://t.co/oXbl3zSLvr 1998 875330541402411008 2017-06-15 08:33:58-04 @jonnysun OMG you're my favorite sentimental alien I love you 1999 875330187646255104 2017-06-15 08:32:34-04 @marasawr @JohnHultquist okay but: ed snowden and jim comey sharing an apartment in moscow instant sitcom material 2000 875330042871644160 2017-06-15 08:31:59-04 @sarahjeong omfg 2001 875329526728982528 2017-06-15 08:29:56-04 @brianbeutler now I'm thinking about "just the ti[p" 2002 875329448945614849 2017-06-15 08:29:38-04 @darth it must be nice it must be niiiiiiiiice to have bob mueller on your side 2003 875329360131223554 2017-06-15 08:29:16-04 @libbycwatson @realDonaldTrump cc: @ashleyfeinberg 2004 875329019805347840 2017-06-15 08:27:55-04 @eligit Lordy! 2005 875328912259248128 2017-06-15 08:27:30-04 @brianbeutler ti[p 2006 875328787831042048 2017-06-15 08:27:00-04 @ChuckWendig 2007 875328720969625600 2017-06-15 08:26:44-04 @PerchingPirtle @Wanderlustin @pablohidalgo pablo, imma lekku finish, but these two had the best thread of all time 2008 875328332165984258 2017-06-15 08:25:11-04 Troll so hard https://t.co/bK9IcMb8Q9 2009 875328251123597312 2017-06-15 08:24:52-04 @PerchingPirtle @Wanderlustin @pablohidalgo pablo does a lekku taste like squid 2010 875328043920879616 2017-06-15 08:24:03-04 @ChuckWendig 2011 875327435490942976 2017-06-15 08:21:38-04 @ChuckWendig 2012 875326913518108672 2017-06-15 08:19:33-04 @ChuckWendig 2013 875326760971358209 2017-06-15 08:18:57-04 @ChuckWendig 2014 875326339699679234 2017-06-15 08:17:16-04 @ChuckWendig isn't it too early for this chuck 2015 875325293040414720 2017-06-15 08:13:07-04 @ChuckWendig 2016 875325105735430144 2017-06-15 08:12:22-04 @ChuckWendig It's me reading your tweets 2017 875323498780143621 2017-06-15 08:05:59-04 @JaredRizzi True 2018 875323333117710336 2017-06-15 08:05:19-04 @lrozen Laying the groundwork? 2019 875323283922718720 2017-06-15 08:05:08-04 @ChuckWendig 2020 875323149574909952 2017-06-15 08:04:36-04 *Bob Mueller prints this tweet and puts it in his evidence folder* https://t.co/4vTUlZogp5 2021 875322836981776384 2017-06-15 08:03:21-04 @ChuckWendig see you at brunch chuck 2022 875320840266579968 2017-06-15 07:55:25-04 @ChuckWendig no chuck that's not I don't ugh you know what fine 2023 875317062310219776 2017-06-15 07:40:24-04 "Nice" https://t.co/FEaZV2t8Ne 2024 875172719826006016 2017-06-14 22:06:50-04 Ugh ugh ugh https://t.co/xOfUBLM9Yt 2025 875170156275802112 2017-06-14 21:56:39-04 @savkthom 2026 875169218144194561 2017-06-14 21:52:56-04 @ChuckWendig thanks i feel like this is sarcastic but thanks 2027 875168300891856898 2017-06-14 21:49:17-04 Just figured out a port forwarding issue with my router and I'm unreasonably pleased with myself 2028 875141058409181184 2017-06-14 20:01:02-04 @jessicasunja so true 2029 875140805157105665 2017-06-14 20:00:01-04 D.C. police plan to charge a dozen Turkish guards for beating up protesters last month: https://t.co/TAwVAk5bFi 2030 875133838799884289 2017-06-14 19:32:21-04 @CNN Hey @darth 2031 875133670042087426 2017-06-14 19:31:40-04 @starwars Waru #starwarsdads 2032 875129822627975168 2017-06-14 19:16:23-04 @KFILE Forgive me for saying this Andrew but this is basically pretzel porn 2033 875129477172404224 2017-06-14 19:15:01-04 Happy Workforce Development Week everyone 2034 875125381954666502 2017-06-14 18:58:44-04 Just thinking about how Comey feeling the need to correct the record on Clinton was a pivotal moment in getting us here. Surreal. https://t.co/eLbsnRLK1N 2035 875122017225383937 2017-06-14 18:45:22-04 @kelseylh Settle down 2036 875121673401446400 2017-06-14 18:44:00-04 Would be historic https://t.co/iFeRz2EkEd 2037 875120640512204801 2017-06-14 18:39:54-04 Or they can deny this as #fakenews. https://t.co/HmpXKT0gP0 2038 875120086729752578 2017-06-14 18:37:42-04 ------> https://t.co/DH0sSCBa69 2039 875118874399789056 2017-06-14 18:32:53-04 What a birthday surprise. 2040 875118306109378560 2017-06-14 18:30:37-04 Well, here we go: WaPo says Mueller is investigating President Trump for possible obstruction of justice. https://t.co/iVocRebcRW https://t.co/ZH1FaeKtxj 2041 875115438597955585 2017-06-14 18:19:14-04 @clubjade Sure 2042 875115235807514624 2017-06-14 18:18:25-04 That sound you hear is @jhalderm beating his head against a wall https://t.co/ZEt6PgNt2I 2043 875115175233409025 2017-06-14 18:18:11-04 @clubjade You like me! 2044 875109736974364672 2017-06-14 17:56:34-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade Oh yeah I wanna be in the tweets Dunc 2045 875109650642993153 2017-06-14 17:56:14-04 @PerchingPirtle Smh 2046 875109232152129538 2017-06-14 17:54:34-04 @PerchingPirtle No Danny about "great job" I was being sarcastic about "great job" 2047 875108916216168449 2017-06-14 17:53:19-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade was it 2048 875108857277710337 2017-06-14 17:53:04-04 @PerchingPirtle You know I was being sarcastic there right 2049 875108198734331904 2017-06-14 17:50:27-04 @clubjade @eleventhirtyate Lol ty 2050 875107762782523392 2017-06-14 17:48:44-04 This is possibly the best tweet I've ever done https://t.co/4SKyIR3mhe 2051 875107691307442176 2017-06-14 17:48:26-04 @selenalarson @sfiegerman twss 2052 875107666124779520 2017-06-14 17:48:20-04 @clubjade @eleventhirtyate Well, thank god! 2053 875107489297117184 2017-06-14 17:47:38-04 @selenalarson @sfiegerman Selena that's weird 2054 875107350591533056 2017-06-14 17:47:05-04 @clubjade @eleventhirtyate No naps! What am I paying you for? 2055 875106248768860160 2017-06-14 17:42:43-04 @clubjade @eleventhirtyate Why are you asleep at 5:45 in the afternoon 2056 875105615600857092 2017-06-14 17:40:12-04 It's gonna be Jeh https://t.co/5W2tzcRHgy 2057 875104700827389952 2017-06-14 17:36:33-04 @rwhyr @darth ZOE OMG 2058 875104479934377985 2017-06-14 17:35:41-04 @SocialMia @darth Omfg 2059 875103901950889985 2017-06-14 17:33:23-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade Website 2060 875102440806379520 2017-06-14 17:27:35-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade hmmmmmmmmmmmmm 2061 875102342609285125 2017-06-14 17:27:11-04 @timothypmurphy What the fuck 2062 875101550816972800 2017-06-14 17:24:02-04 @Scaachi @darth Same 2063 875096799882743808 2017-06-14 17:05:10-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw i love animals darth 2064 875096658316587008 2017-06-14 17:04:36-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade actually im eric 2065 875095583895293953 2017-06-14 17:00:20-04 @eleventhirtyate you realize i'm completely at your mercy on this because @clubjade hasn't posted in like five days 2066 875095508544397312 2017-06-14 17:00:02-04 I literally don't understand how this level of failure is even possible. Does Twitter not train its reviewers? https://t.co/XDSNMDOOZn 2067 875094871106826240 2017-06-14 16:57:30-04 Great line https://t.co/5r0MKXBBaX 2068 875094458567667712 2017-06-14 16:55:52-04 @eleventhirtyate what is this in reference to, is there new news 2069 875093414953586689 2017-06-14 16:51:43-04 @MitchyD @admiraljello OMG 2070 875093354467471361 2017-06-14 16:51:28-04 @rgoodlaw thx for link 2071 875085665859514368 2017-06-14 16:20:55-04 omfg I love congress https://t.co/2aITs1EM9v 2072 875083960191246336 2017-06-14 16:14:09-04 OK I'm in https://t.co/OaufSvXh4j 2073 875080765935157248 2017-06-14 16:01:27-04 Important -----> https://t.co/HukrsqMw9t 2074 875062202193125377 2017-06-14 14:47:41-04 I hate this website https://t.co/W1sbaNAOFZ 2075 875061393543790598 2017-06-14 14:44:28-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump I love everything 2076 875060221378539522 2017-06-14 14:39:49-04 @dceiver Oh man just seeing the news and this is awful. I am so sorry. But you are great and will find a new place to keep doing great work. 2077 875059513220583424 2017-06-14 14:37:00-04 "critical condition" ------> https://t.co/6t3e9lPqH9 2078 875055088305414144 2017-06-14 14:19:25-04 Yep, sorry, my tweet was referencing part of the screenshot, not all of it. Threats obviously broader than just Dems. https://t.co/xkxEHR3cjm 2079 875054774818922496 2017-06-14 14:18:10-04 @seungminkim @thegarance sorry, should have been clearer, that was just referring to the part about Barragan 2080 875054156003856384 2017-06-14 14:15:43-04 @gregotto @selenalarson better than nothing! 2081 875053963112050689 2017-06-14 14:14:57-04 @gregotto @selenalarson Hey at least the car probably isn't *literally* on fire 2082 875051445837541376 2017-06-14 14:04:57-04 When I interviewed King last Sept, he offered reasons for not doing paper verification that struck others as odd. https://t.co/bD4bsdLqQI https://t.co/cjBZlkv0Zn 2083 875050522004402177 2017-06-14 14:01:16-04 @gregotto @selenalarson metro opens doors, greg 2084 875050213244850176 2017-06-14 14:00:03-04 Election officials' competence & conduct are the main bulwark against vote hacking. Note this from @KimZetter story. https://t.co/RjokxMWJbt https://t.co/mXvcv9MuKQ 2085 875048191116312576 2017-06-14 13:52:01-04 Too much to hope that this changes something, anything, in our politics? https://t.co/781xEgp4dO 2086 875048023805526017 2017-06-14 13:51:21-04 @JaredRizzi @darth lolololol 2087 875047758478102529 2017-06-14 13:50:17-04 @JaredRizzi @darth this is exactly what someone trying to cover up his wife being darth would say 2088 875047088249331712 2017-06-14 13:47:38-04 @KFILE oh my god 2089 875042668786704399 2017-06-14 13:30:04-04 Tomorrow's game is still on, per Pelosi, and tickets are still available: https://t.co/6nRqizKok8 https://t.co/2mWp1PFOa2 2090 875040744532303882 2017-06-14 13:22:25-04 @AmesCG yes, good point 2091 875040587120078848 2017-06-14 13:21:48-04 Banning people convicted of violent offenses from owning guns is useless if people who clearly committed those offenses aren't convicted. 2092 875037694077939712 2017-06-14 13:10:18-04 @DeeGoots Sad! 2093 875034753287806977 2017-06-14 12:58:37-04 @MiamiButter @darth @EricBlake12 BUTTER you rapscallion 2094 875028252863148037 2017-06-14 12:32:47-04 @MiamiButter @darth @EricBlake12 omg butter behave 2095 875027557200125952 2017-06-14 12:30:01-04 "For all the noise and all the fury, we are one family," Ryan said on the House floor a few minutes ago. https://t.co/wI8F3XxrlE 2096 875027076163788800 2017-06-14 12:28:06-04 @brian_nov @JoinTheSchwarz @SarahDemp @ChrisWerms @eleventhirtyate Waru is all 2097 875026664991883264 2017-06-14 12:26:28-04 @brian_nov @JoinTheSchwarz @SarahDemp @ChrisWerms @eleventhirtyate brian 2098 875020019905593344 2017-06-14 12:00:04-04 I'm not on our congressional team but I really want to go roam those halls now https://t.co/5GRaphXiBG 2099 875015328316653569 2017-06-14 11:41:25-04 Trump: "Everyone on that field is a public servant." 2100 875015218396631042 2017-06-14 11:40:59-04 "... is here because, above all, they love our country." 2101 875015199484506112 2017-06-14 11:40:55-04 Trump: "We may have our differences, but we'd do well, in times like these, to remember that everyone who serves in our nation's capital..." 2102 875014829588840448 2017-06-14 11:39:27-04 Trump says he spoke to Scalise's wife. "I pledged to her our full and absolute support." 2103 875014764442865671 2017-06-14 11:39:11-04 Trump calls Scalise a "friend," a "patriot," and a "fighter." Says the "entire nation and frankly the entire world" is thinking of him. 2104 875014571945324544 2017-06-14 11:38:25-04 Trump: "Many lives would have been lost if not for the heroic actions of the two Capitol Police officers..." 2105 875014477133082624 2017-06-14 11:38:02-04 President Trump, speaking from the White House, says the congressional baseball practice shooter has died from his injuries. 2106 875010011164008450 2017-06-14 11:20:18-04 @ayyy_west @darth I needed this this morning 2107 875008942929260546 2017-06-14 11:16:03-04 @RidT @HowellONeill @JohnHultquist I'd like to think it was mostly my doing 2108 875007891232653312 2017-06-14 11:11:52-04 @RidT Congratulations! 2109 875004924999995396 2017-06-14 11:00:05-04 Kevin is great. You should hire him! https://t.co/OjseBpeG51 2110 875000138728710145 2017-06-14 10:41:04-04 -----> https://t.co/sy3YH0tsoN 2111 874988807594151937 2017-06-14 09:56:02-04 Obviously there are many forms of political violence, not just what saw today. And obviously many of those forms are not rare in America. 2112 874988588768915456 2017-06-14 09:55:10-04 Most American politicians don't go to work worrying that they'll be shot before they get there. Can't say that about every country. 2113 874988448209395713 2017-06-14 09:54:37-04 A few ppl saw my RT of this tweet & questioned it. Given context, I took it to mean targeting of politicians, which is relatively rare here. https://t.co/S0UQzonvAO 2114 874986031342166016 2017-06-14 09:45:00-04 Scalise is in stable condition. https://t.co/YrcAFkM9VK 2115 874985596086886404 2017-06-14 09:43:17-04 @Hello_Tailor not sure that's true; haven't seen stats on it but would like to; in any event, they're still very rare 2116 874985352435560449 2017-06-14 09:42:19-04 @Hello_Tailor context is fairly clear given the particulars of the shooting; IMO not v reasonable to think he could have meant political violence overall 2117 874984581530832896 2017-06-14 09:39:15-04 Never a better day for it https://t.co/zLAeS00Svl 2118 874984498282233856 2017-06-14 09:38:55-04 @Hello_Tailor I think he's talking about targeted violence against politicians 2119 874984345790009344 2017-06-14 09:38:19-04 @brian_nov considering unfollowing 2120 874983835989143554 2017-06-14 09:36:17-04 @TonyRomm LOL 2121 874982265247465476 2017-06-14 09:30:03-04 --------> https://t.co/H1ZnLAO45z 2122 874980936089206784 2017-06-14 09:24:46-04 @MarisaKabas Pretty sure he's referring to politicians being targeted 2123 874979921290047488 2017-06-14 09:20:44-04 @NyxByNight @darth @anamariecox Bonnie!!!!!! <3 2124 874979740347637760 2017-06-14 09:20:01-04 ---------> https://t.co/whQD0JBfoL 2125 874979035545206784 2017-06-14 09:17:13-04 @JaredRizzi Pence may have to take up a bat 2126 874978111212974081 2017-06-14 09:13:32-04 Meanwhile ----> https://t.co/60TdzfbHbY 2127 874977851900010496 2017-06-14 09:12:30-04 @neomano I can't control how other people use tweets that I retweet. I can only control my own tweets. 2128 874975903331348481 2017-06-14 09:04:46-04 @neomano Not shoving. It was a shooting so I know my followers will want to know what relevant laws applied here. 2129 874974918466826240 2017-06-14 09:00:51-04 @PerchingPirtle I'm fortunate to have good friends around me, otherwise I'd probably be a depressed cynic 2130 874973233715564545 2017-06-14 08:54:09-04 @JohnBrownlow It's still very rare 2131 874973179239944192 2017-06-14 08:53:56-04 Some context ----> https://t.co/MuICke9vIu 2132 874973007671943168 2017-06-14 08:53:15-04 @PerchingPirtle That's not the kind of violence he's taking about, and I think you know that, but I can see you want to make a point, so I leave you to it 2133 874972270518833152 2017-06-14 08:50:20-04 @PerchingPirtle Read the tweet again. He's referring to political violence being rare. 2134 874971504269832192 2017-06-14 08:47:17-04 Yes. Chilling to think that this may be changing. https://t.co/B2KdkDMnfO 2135 874970893348474880 2017-06-14 08:44:51-04 God, this world. https://t.co/HrGuVMs1Xv 2136 874970303977463809 2017-06-14 08:42:31-04 ------> https://t.co/I9SudnIgIl 2137 874968641607016448 2017-06-14 08:35:54-04 Absolutely. Wonder if this will lead to any security changes. https://t.co/MbCmlra5NY 2138 874967279250944001 2017-06-14 08:30:30-04 Police confirm suspect has been apprehended https://t.co/hgu4l2Ruqr 2139 874967026858635264 2017-06-14 08:29:29-04 Horrible https://t.co/ov12Nh8h6d 2140 874966290284380161 2017-06-14 08:26:34-04 Second lawmaker saying same thing https://t.co/me4zFzn1tU 2141 874966082016227328 2017-06-14 08:25:44-04 @AaronMehta @DanielStrauss4 Yep. Twisted world we live in. 2142 874965827115769857 2017-06-14 08:24:43-04 Sounds like it was a targeted attack... https://t.co/80SNZSQgbe 2143 874965483958743040 2017-06-14 08:23:22-04 @tcddoyle Read the tweet. They appear to have only been there as part of Scalise's detail. 2144 874965240345227264 2017-06-14 08:22:24-04 @SarahClapp @darth Holy freaking god these little guys 2145 874963224965394432 2017-06-14 08:14:23-04 Apparently a shooter is in custody. https://t.co/1KTGz0olAr 2146 874960675830935552 2017-06-14 08:04:15-04 Sickening. https://t.co/ucJTgzOD3G 2147 874959182256013312 2017-06-14 07:58:19-04 ---------> https://t.co/1YgI4mPltn 2148 874957722227281922 2017-06-14 07:52:31-04 Good lord https://t.co/BcJoWIAIIU 2149 874957299353346048 2017-06-14 07:50:50-04 Holy shit what https://t.co/QcGGe5YTc9 2150 874827321349419008 2017-06-13 23:14:21-04 @darth that would actually brie gouda news darth okay now I'm actually going to bed 2151 874826008955936768 2017-06-13 23:09:08-04 @varshaoforange @ashleyfeinberg @pbump @MissMaren5 @darth We will see how it goes 2152 874825912386289666 2017-06-13 23:08:45-04 @chaosbria @DeeGoots At first Iden know who you meant, but now... 2153 874825550090600449 2017-06-13 23:07:19-04 @varshaoforange @ashleyfeinberg @pbump @MissMaren5 @darth I love cyber 2154 874825314756689926 2017-06-13 23:06:23-04 @Scott_Bromley I'm pretending this tweet was just for me 2155 874824994848722948 2017-06-13 23:05:06-04 @varshaoforange @ashleyfeinberg @pbump @MissMaren5 @darth Ashley, I hope you can see your way clear to giving me a chance 2156 874823825015394304 2017-06-13 23:00:27-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump @MissMaren5 @varshaoforange @darth so that's a no ... ? 2157 874823666378432512 2017-06-13 22:59:50-04 @darth @pbump @MissMaren5 @varshaoforange @ashleyfeinberg don't you dare 2158 874823072255291392 2017-06-13 22:57:28-04 @JaredRizzi @bookoisseur @pbump @darth @MrJonCryer OK now I'm really going to bed 2159 874821188467519489 2017-06-13 22:49:59-04 @ashleyfeinberg just saying ashley https://t.co/DhUwKMOvh3 2160 874820819939196928 2017-06-13 22:48:31-04 @JaredRizzi @bookoisseur @pbump @darth @MrJonCryer i am turning off my computer now 2161 874820462823473156 2017-06-13 22:47:06-04 @JaredRizzi @bookoisseur @pbump @darth @MrJonCryer shouldn't you be writing fake news about the president 2162 874819936585216000 2017-06-13 22:45:00-04 9:15pm: "Tonight'll be different, tonight I'll go to bed early!" 10:45pm: "MUST STAY AWAKE FOR ANOTHER HOUR OR I'LL MISS SOMETHING ONLINE" 2163 874819888371707904 2017-06-13 22:44:49-04 @bookoisseur @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth @MrJonCryer i really, really just want to go to bed 2164 874819414599897089 2017-06-13 22:42:56-04 @pbump @darth @MrJonCryer jesus christ 2165 874819079756013568 2017-06-13 22:41:36-04 @darth @MrJonCryer @pbump darth please i just want to go to bed 2166 874816161845714945 2017-06-13 22:30:00-04 probably just a coincidence https://t.co/3Fh8EcmzGj 2167 874815424172613636 2017-06-13 22:27:05-04 @ellieesays @darth screaming 2168 874814931098533890 2017-06-13 22:25:07-04 @Wanderlustin ur welc 2169 874814833199284229 2017-06-13 22:24:44-04 @Wanderlustin ok 2170 874813742034432001 2017-06-13 22:20:24-04 @ryanjreilly they're probably keeping his office empty at Wilmer Hale! 2171 874812381515309056 2017-06-13 22:14:59-04 @joshgerstein that's workforce development week I think 2172 874812133304926211 2017-06-13 22:14:00-04 On top of whatever else this is, it's a spectacular misread of Mueller, who will only be emboldened to seek the truth more doggedly now. 2173 874811486450966533 2017-06-13 22:11:26-04 @BradMossEsq construction of jaundice? 2174 874811054068518912 2017-06-13 22:09:43-04 @RachAClark it may be the last thing you ever experience! 2175 874810594372837378 2017-06-13 22:07:53-04 @ashleyfeinberg oh my god ashley 2176 874810566229057536 2017-06-13 22:07:46-04 @RachAClark good luck with that 2177 874810435391946752 2017-06-13 22:07:15-04 @ashleyfeinberg can you even remember what this was about 2178 874810337400418305 2017-06-13 22:06:52-04 I mean, if true, this is literally POTUS saying he hopes threat of being fired will lead Mueller to exonerate him. What do you call that? https://t.co/BMEczK1M9u 2179 874809868883865600 2017-06-13 22:05:00-04 This part is even more surreal. !!!!! https://t.co/sPlzWqumNr 2180 874809808356073474 2017-06-13 22:04:46-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan more like come online 2181 874809562355912704 2017-06-13 22:03:47-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan chuck it's my office not my apartment now if you want to come to my apartment that's fine too, i have even more monitors here 2182 874809346676412417 2017-06-13 22:02:56-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan only if you count my office 2183 874809091792805890 2017-06-13 22:01:55-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan we will also go to the american history museum where i will walk you through a history of our great land 2184 874807897330470912 2017-06-13 21:57:10-04 @chick_in_kiev yw 2185 874807863067242496 2017-06-13 21:57:02-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan hmm well we uhh...we don't have a water museum chuck but we can also go to the natural history museum there's ground there! 2186 874807473324032000 2017-06-13 21:55:29-04 @chick_in_kiev extremely normal 2187 874807134260797442 2017-06-13 21:54:08-04 @chick_in_kiev you should see a doctor 2188 874807021480050688 2017-06-13 21:53:41-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan air and space museum for starters 2189 874806932778995712 2017-06-13 21:53:20-04 @chick_in_kiev are you methsplaining 2190 874806601777065984 2017-06-13 21:52:01-04 @chick_in_kiev i have never seen the show tbh 2191 874806229566185473 2017-06-13 21:50:32-04 @chick_in_kiev smh 2192 874805540664332289 2017-06-13 21:47:48-04 @dataeditor @KFILE Robert E. Leave 2193 874804835983384576 2017-06-13 21:45:00-04 When's the last time you heard a good story about the DEA? https://t.co/Npygzskw5M 2194 874802573835939840 2017-06-13 21:36:01-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan and we will go to the museums 2195 874802112307363840 2017-06-13 21:34:11-04 @sparksjls she is my favorite cat 2196 874801967289257984 2017-06-13 21:33:36-04 @sparksjls another bug? 2197 874801581161680896 2017-06-13 21:32:04-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan Chuck I am so excited for your visit 2198 874801296234217472 2017-06-13 21:30:56-04 @nycsouthpaw 2199 874800707819405312 2017-06-13 21:28:36-04 @Scott_Bromley nice stealth ad here 2200 874800650860810240 2017-06-13 21:28:22-04 @nycsouthpaw don't try to be darth 2201 874800286912610304 2017-06-13 21:26:56-04 @nycsouthpaw you're on fire tonight 2202 874800152971751425 2017-06-13 21:26:24-04 @woodruffbets this is a food crime 2203 874799925594398720 2017-06-13 21:25:29-04 @pbump is this cyber 2204 874799792689483776 2017-06-13 21:24:58-04 @nycsouthpaw jesus christ paw 2205 874799388740268032 2017-06-13 21:23:21-04 @nycsouthpaw chess is a dignified activity, you can't pick up pieces with your mouth 2206 874799064281485321 2017-06-13 21:22:04-04 @adamconner @nycsouthpaw REKT 2207 874799013412966400 2017-06-13 21:21:52-04 @nycsouthpaw at some point you'd have to pick some of them up, paw. come on. 2208 874798344614420481 2017-06-13 21:19:12-04 @michejaw omfg i never saw this 2209 874798172585025537 2017-06-13 21:18:31-04 @nycsouthpaw how do you move the pieces without opposable thumbs 2210 874798042662264834 2017-06-13 21:18:00-04 @adamconner @nycsouthpaw War of Gillespie Aggression 2211 874797756698832897 2017-06-13 21:16:52-04 @nycsouthpaw didn't realize dogs could play 5D chess 2212 874797328179355649 2017-06-13 21:15:10-04 @starwars Waru 2213 874797285703467008 2017-06-13 21:15:00-04 This is the day that Jim Mattis became president. https://t.co/0rt3fQ0vZR 2214 874795904980725761 2017-06-13 21:09:31-04 @nycsouthpaw wait has the race been called? 2215 874793504916025345 2017-06-13 20:59:59-04 @ISeeFrants @darth COOPER 2216 874793360057393152 2017-06-13 20:59:24-04 @jaughe71 @darth omg give loki your dinner 2217 874792713819914241 2017-06-13 20:56:50-04 The Orb welcomes Kamala Harris's questions 2218 874792007369183233 2017-06-13 20:54:02-04 @savkthom pretty sure @darth did 2219 874791666565218305 2017-06-13 20:52:40-04 The Orb doesn't need to assert executive privilege 2220 874790525357916163 2017-06-13 20:48:08-04 The Orb will never recuse itself 2221 874790221967130624 2017-06-13 20:46:56-04 @savkthom the ORB 2222 874789736417697792 2017-06-13 20:45:00-04 OMG remember the Orb 2223 874787117590876160 2017-06-13 20:34:36-04 @nycsouthpaw @ 2224 874784515704713216 2017-06-13 20:24:15-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate Settle down 2225 874784189568225280 2017-06-13 20:22:58-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate You guys are seriously woke 2226 874784067656527872 2017-06-13 20:22:29-04 @ashleyrgold No idea what it means, here for it 2227 874783196092694530 2017-06-13 20:19:01-04 Awwww yeah excited for that interactive digital technology https://t.co/9RMGFPPSgS 2228 874778405165821953 2017-06-13 19:59:59-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig YES YES YES 2229 874777596302696448 2017-06-13 19:56:46-04 @darth @kfc @mirikramer omfg this thread 2230 874777006520586241 2017-06-13 19:54:25-04 ... https://t.co/jyVlvj8p8F 2231 874776965538095104 2017-06-13 19:54:15-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams phrasing 2232 874776547114307584 2017-06-13 19:52:36-04 @DeeGoots @eleventhirtyate you love me 2233 874776147992686592 2017-06-13 19:51:00-04 @DeeGoots @eleventhirtyate it's actually Attorneys General 2234 874773003673972737 2017-06-13 19:38:31-04 @nycsouthpaw @MEPFuller name was misspelled, it's Mike Mastrian https://t.co/JJ3Edtlp47 2235 874772905862860800 2017-06-13 19:38:07-04 @ashleyfeinberg i've heard that before, wait hang on no 2236 874771200211398656 2017-06-13 19:31:21-04 @LorenRaeDeJ a hot tub, i think 2237 874771006849765377 2017-06-13 19:30:35-04 @ashleyfeinberg . J O B JOBS O B S 2238 874769990595039232 2017-06-13 19:26:32-04 @gregotto @heel_be_ok 100 more lbs and you can hack the DNC 2239 874769609236336640 2017-06-13 19:25:01-04 Hmmm Trump's friend vs. official Washington I wonder how this is gonna go https://t.co/7NtOMmcJMy 2240 874766704127213571 2017-06-13 19:13:29-04 @IsaacDovere Hmmm, not Seinfeld for once 2241 874766655896899588 2017-06-13 19:13:17-04 @gregotto Omg that's so close to me 2242 874766465563590657 2017-06-13 19:12:32-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig come visit me? https://t.co/TbVDKpQ5IQ 2243 874766371686580224 2017-06-13 19:12:10-04 @gregotto Where is it gonna be? 2244 874766149887684609 2017-06-13 19:11:17-04 @IsaacDovere You know, I had *just* managed to forget about that 2245 874765121326862337 2017-06-13 19:07:11-04 Gohmert'd https://t.co/vAQ9hXaYpp 2246 874763934754123778 2017-06-13 19:02:29-04 @Wanderlustin Game on, saf. Game on. *extremely metal exit* 2247 874763462102200322 2017-06-13 19:00:36-04 @Wanderlustin I stand for gamerrights 2248 874763371282931713 2017-06-13 19:00:14-04 @Wanderlustin Saf pls don't mock me and my gamers 2249 874761626699911168 2017-06-13 18:53:18-04 @Olivianuzzi Olivia you're so modest 2250 874760867371520002 2017-06-13 18:50:17-04 @JaredRizzi Of course 2251 874758162653609984 2017-06-13 18:39:32-04 @dceiver Settle down 2252 874757800785846272 2017-06-13 18:38:06-04 @dceiver no I mean I like it, it's weird that you suddenly have good tweets but it is what it is 2253 874757460879437825 2017-06-13 18:36:45-04 @dceiver This is good 2254 874755769098489856 2017-06-13 18:30:02-04 omg https://t.co/Sr6NvLBQ2v 2255 874752037887651840 2017-06-13 18:15:12-04 There is no evidence for this claim. https://t.co/SK6mWM9OPS 2256 874749671507460098 2017-06-13 18:05:48-04 @nycsouthpaw actually paw he's Mike Huckabee 2257 874749182262771714 2017-06-13 18:03:51-04 @mikedebonis @ConnieSchultz omg 2258 874748228121501696 2017-06-13 18:00:04-04 me reading the tweets from today's Sessions Session https://t.co/xaqUU0mY4Z 2259 874745068250431488 2017-06-13 17:47:30-04 @ashleyfeinberg classic ash 2260 874744937899798528 2017-06-13 17:46:59-04 This is really something. https://t.co/Vf7pdSVtEG 2261 874744856438079489 2017-06-13 17:46:40-04 @ashleyfeinberg faceQ 2262 874744159072112640 2017-06-13 17:43:54-04 @DelReyStarWars Waru 2263 874744037785427968 2017-06-13 17:43:25-04 @ShaneGoldmacher hard to believe this website is free 2264 874743860215382016 2017-06-13 17:42:42-04 @KateCounter oh sorry thought you were asking about the State Department hearing; not sure about DOJ 2265 874743764761403393 2017-06-13 17:42:20-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @KatieBoWill love 2 watch hearings from my toasty office 2266 874740797278703622 2017-06-13 17:30:32-04 @KateCounter finding efficiencies and wanting to better use the American people's money, Tillerson says 2267 874740671625793536 2017-06-13 17:30:02-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/I0SZjbCDeK 2268 874739114112888832 2017-06-13 17:23:51-04 @NoTheOtherLeft can you not 2269 874738941982887941 2017-06-13 17:23:10-04 This is what I was watching during Sessionsmania in case you were wondering https://t.co/0Ay80TB29x 2270 874738738286526467 2017-06-13 17:22:21-04 @KatieBoWill katie bo, these are like your two permanent hearing complaints 2271 874736046554181633 2017-06-13 17:11:39-04 @ebruenig @ditzkoff @petridishes fuck 2272 874733492034260992 2017-06-13 17:01:30-04 For the record, the Senate Appropriations subcommittee hearing on the State Department's FY18 budget request was LIT. 2273 874733065108586499 2017-06-13 16:59:49-04 @kelseylh what story did he reference? 2274 874731411189706754 2017-06-13 16:53:14-04 receipts https://t.co/qjezyMfEyc 2275 874731029344419840 2017-06-13 16:51:43-04 @petridishes omfg 2276 874730599537414144 2017-06-13 16:50:01-04 -----> https://t.co/xTgeYcdnRF 2277 874729858454224896 2017-06-13 16:47:04-04 https://t.co/tpZGdoE9J7 2278 874729421877518337 2017-06-13 16:45:20-04 @JaredRizzi omg 2279 874729340134539264 2017-06-13 16:45:01-04 ---------> https://t.co/fMjSWTaluj 2280 874728080966688769 2017-06-13 16:40:00-04 theleaksaretherealstory.ru https://t.co/N4WbUkneAk 2281 874727409228152832 2017-06-13 16:37:20-04 These are...words. https://t.co/cUhqvTGuo2 2282 874727325748809730 2017-06-13 16:37:00-04 Really intriguing. https://t.co/8vTssJjVEw 2283 874726555645341697 2017-06-13 16:33:57-04 What is going on in this hearing https://t.co/6ohrGdCY7O 2284 874724515024179200 2017-06-13 16:25:50-04 There's just no way the attorney general was not offered a briefing on Russian hacking. It's simply impossible. 2285 874724305828892673 2017-06-13 16:25:00-04 How can this be possible unless he was offered one and refused it? https://t.co/VuPdnWVKHZ 2286 874724108465995776 2017-06-13 16:24:13-04 @danveloper same 2287 874723050004131841 2017-06-13 16:20:01-04 This hearing sounds like a real trip https://t.co/xSk0WLohCp 2288 874721901280735232 2017-06-13 16:15:27-04 @dceiver oh I get it 2289 874719526138630148 2017-06-13 16:06:01-04 Wow. https://t.co/VJazNgnioC 2290 874719132066959360 2017-06-13 16:04:27-04 @DanielKennedyDK @pablohidalgo omg 2291 874718823039078402 2017-06-13 16:03:13-04 He did. Boente never got back to him. https://t.co/7W646QGgdA https://t.co/tULG0ZDZCB 2292 874718705015549952 2017-06-13 16:02:45-04 @etuckerAP he did https://t.co/7W646QGgdA 2293 874718039668924417 2017-06-13 16:00:06-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @JackDetsch omg 2294 874717561287569408 2017-06-13 15:58:12-04 Huh. https://t.co/llum1gVjFd 2295 874717062802833408 2017-06-13 15:56:13-04 This hearing seems fun https://t.co/cjz6z9cnOY 2296 874716820569247744 2017-06-13 15:55:16-04 "secret innuendo" https://t.co/b5mXZUvDiz 2297 874715463208587264 2017-06-13 15:49:52-04 He sounds mad as hell https://t.co/72P1PzaKaw 2298 874712982097240065 2017-06-13 15:40:00-04 That's ... unsettling. https://t.co/zZiEkGZm8J 2299 874712798495993856 2017-06-13 15:39:17-04 @lizzieohreally @petridishes on the other hand, there's a seersucker born every minute 2300 874712477048557568 2017-06-13 15:38:00-04 ---------> https://t.co/4L8wpRWOzt 2301 874712435076235264 2017-06-13 15:37:50-04 @Isikoff "if" 2302 874712177101463553 2017-06-13 15:36:49-04 From one of my colleagues watching the Sessions hearing ------> https://t.co/3tSFoXUYhF 2303 874711878714490880 2017-06-13 15:35:37-04 @MatthewNussbaum think I caught Sessions smiling a bit during his question 2304 874711676515491844 2017-06-13 15:34:49-04 @IsaacDovere just up the street in fact 2305 874711602485972998 2017-06-13 15:34:32-04 This sounds a lot like an HR meeting about workplace sexual harassment https://t.co/5FTgXo0FuW 2306 874711146670026753 2017-06-13 15:32:43-04 Didn't Republicans blast Clinton for saying this a lot during the Benghazi hearing? https://t.co/1IDbmfIGO7 2307 874710494518669312 2017-06-13 15:30:07-04 Backtracking? https://t.co/dMy1E7XucR 2308 874709963523969024 2017-06-13 15:28:01-04 Not aware of any legal justification for doing this https://t.co/RUagaPkv4W 2309 874709681515745287 2017-06-13 15:26:54-04 @PeterAlexander @Tom_Winter love this because it makes it seem like he stood up and gestured in his anger 2310 874709457040797696 2017-06-13 15:26:00-04 Remember, if everyone follows protocol Sessions' opinion doesn't matter here. https://t.co/D5iAntqkiJ 2311 874709401755676672 2017-06-13 15:25:47-04 @csymrl @TonyRomm rekt 2312 874708813462556673 2017-06-13 15:23:27-04 hmmmm https://t.co/0BiK97xIc3 2313 874708680993898497 2017-06-13 15:22:55-04 @dandrezner @ColinKahl wait is that kislyak talking to him? 2314 874707921229185024 2017-06-13 15:19:54-04 @normative @petridishes they're laughing at us 2315 874707855701671936 2017-06-13 15:19:38-04 Also, re: Sessions recusal, remember this. https://t.co/wlyAHc8CUa 2316 874707628433301504 2017-06-13 15:18:44-04 Recall that Comey said FBI had secret info suggesting Sessions would recuse. Wasn't just the [public] fact that he advised campaign. https://t.co/RwqUJWu4ZF 2317 874707228606988289 2017-06-13 15:17:09-04 @hudsowi lol 2318 874706904139923457 2017-06-13 15:15:51-04 @normative holy shit i love it 2319 874706556910260226 2017-06-13 15:14:29-04 @normative please tell me there aren't actually camera crews at Shaw's 2320 874706265997533184 2017-06-13 15:13:19-04 @ditzkoff the Jewish AIPAC (((event))) 2321 874705863948341248 2017-06-13 15:11:43-04 @joemfox @petridishes "I have the honor of being your obedient servant J. Sess" 2322 874705236270755840 2017-06-13 15:09:14-04 @rgoodlaw somebody's getting a subpoena 2323 874704864777031681 2017-06-13 15:07:45-04 this is maybe Peak Sessions https://t.co/kDIHS6OwIC 2324 874704400865951745 2017-06-13 15:05:55-04 Okay, but Comey was overseeing a probe from which he recused himself... https://t.co/OIJo4xUDJM 2325 874703127299096579 2017-06-13 15:00:51-04 ------> https://t.co/lfPq6P78bT 2326 874702720627863552 2017-06-13 14:59:14-04 @JennaMC_Laugh strong gif choice 2327 874702584329719808 2017-06-13 14:58:41-04 He's angry. https://t.co/xJyaM6GKVM 2328 874702194917998592 2017-06-13 14:57:09-04 @BlakeSobczak okay, you got me 2329 874701542204600322 2017-06-13 14:54:33-04 @emptywheel interesting timing on this tweet 2330 874701094215143426 2017-06-13 14:52:46-04 @MEPFuller lol lol lol *cries* 2331 874697898478456834 2017-06-13 14:40:04-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes THE ARISTOCRATS 2332 874697863636426752 2017-06-13 14:39:56-04 @juliareinstein @darth julia, thank you 2333 874697518256459776 2017-06-13 14:38:34-04 @JaredRizzi Jared, you will have to learn how to survive without me 2334 874696761943764992 2017-06-13 14:35:33-04 I am not watching AG Jeff Sessions testify at SSCI—I have another hearing to cover—but you can watch it here: https://t.co/3wWePa4EFx 2335 874696419113918465 2017-06-13 14:34:12-04 @craiu Hi Costin, got a quick question for you. Can you DM me your email? 2336 874695602336129024 2017-06-13 14:30:57-04 @darth look at my freaking weirdo dog https://t.co/Wnf66bozic 2337 874695330859798529 2017-06-13 14:29:52-04 @JaredRizzi is it possible for a judge to find a juror guilty 2338 874694479088951301 2017-06-13 14:26:29-04 @MichLKosinski @libbycwatson is this real or is this a metaphor 2339 874694196468305920 2017-06-13 14:25:22-04 @GlennThrush ! 2340 874692726746472448 2017-06-13 14:19:31-04 @kpoulsen Let this be a lesson to you! 2341 874692373569253377 2017-06-13 14:18:07-04 @pbump more like the seff jessions 2342 874691591759212544 2017-06-13 14:15:01-04 We scooped that this was happening yesterday: https://t.co/d2CXsa0sn6 https://t.co/8js0cvY5vY 2343 874690823014711298 2017-06-13 14:11:57-04 @TonyRomm i am here for you tony 2344 874690550468837377 2017-06-13 14:10:52-04 This bot is incredible https://t.co/S0V47WM3Kk 2345 874689426105958401 2017-06-13 14:06:24-04 @rubberbanddoll @darth extremely high quality canines 2346 874688564445016064 2017-06-13 14:02:59-04 (Another contender for Peak Eric here.) 2347 874688486770659329 2017-06-13 14:02:40-04 @AuthorSargent it me 2348 874687825664393216 2017-06-13 14:00:03-04 King sounded like he was Force-choking Rogers for coming out of hyperspace too close to the system https://t.co/lP4PzZ3FNT 2349 874687813823934469 2017-06-13 14:00:00-04 @brian_nov https://t.co/iRwWJIj0V1 2350 874687747079983104 2017-06-13 13:59:44-04 @MrGreenGenez @emptywheel hmmm 2351 874687083700473857 2017-06-13 13:57:06-04 @petridishes @_cingraham you seem like you've become that guy in record time 2352 874685804416782336 2017-06-13 13:52:01-04 Now I'm Certainly Excited https://t.co/rS9BLNxKEc 2353 874685792861532161 2017-06-13 13:51:58-04 @petridishes @_cingraham much like the threat of impeachment, amirite 2354 874685389860212736 2017-06-13 13:50:22-04 @_cingraham @petridishes no i was talking to petri bc she actually'd it! 2355 874685081025163265 2017-06-13 13:49:08-04 @petridishes @_cingraham did you just actually a tracking poll doodle 2356 874684809175609345 2017-06-13 13:48:04-04 @WilliamTurton Retired NYPD cop and bee guru Anthony "Tony Bees" Planakis 2357 874684569676636160 2017-06-13 13:47:06-04 @emptywheel but how will people know i'm srs bsns 2358 874684040221265920 2017-06-13 13:45:00-04 The House Intelligence Committee is getting more money and staff for its Russia probe: https://t.co/Q7IDYAFO30 2359 874683704278470656 2017-06-13 13:43:40-04 @eliotnelson oh my god 2360 874683638390161409 2017-06-13 13:43:24-04 @MatthewNussbaum how many outfits do you have? 2361 874681045676957696 2017-06-13 13:33:06-04 @darth darth, stand up and come over here 2362 874680460852461569 2017-06-13 13:30:47-04 @Olivianuzzi @pbump The only things we have to fear are reporters themselves 2363 874680271295008768 2017-06-13 13:30:02-04 *kisses fingertips* https://t.co/bUQhlxGZzt 2364 874679945947205632 2017-06-13 13:28:44-04 @pbump Representative governance perishes when there is no sunlight 2365 874679149599870976 2017-06-13 13:25:34-04 @vermontgmg that's the combination on my luggage! 2366 874679080263856135 2017-06-13 13:25:18-04 @donsalamon not sure if you're aware, but Congress and the presidency are separate institutions 2367 874679008545394694 2017-06-13 13:25:01-04 @Wolfkenn @stanveuger A++++ 2368 874678795629973504 2017-06-13 13:24:10-04 @tomlobianco @marybschneider @SamFeistCNN and they do https://t.co/lep099Intr 2369 874678051975639044 2017-06-13 13:21:12-04 Fine-tuned machine! https://t.co/EMhfl25rRy 2370 874677578531033089 2017-06-13 13:19:20-04 @vermontgmg 99% of the time it's just their birthday I mean uhh jk 2371 874677246094712832 2017-06-13 13:18:00-04 There's a winter weather term that comes to mind. https://t.co/Sr4VfWznGF 2372 874676733483655168 2017-06-13 13:15:58-04 @DouthatNYT Learn from my mistake Ross https://t.co/BzitCVjnwN 2373 874676440549261312 2017-06-13 13:14:48-04 @josephfcox my priest says god doesn't want me to email myself 2374 874675663101468672 2017-06-13 13:11:43-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand sure sure 2375 874675076674854912 2017-06-13 13:09:23-04 @JaredRizzi @MEPFuller you know who doesn't need to withdraw money from an ATM? the Pizzagate people because they only pay in cash at Comet 2376 874674271645204481 2017-06-13 13:06:11-04 @MEPFuller @eliotnelson was the reporter from RT the one who grabbed it for him 2377 874674085858611201 2017-06-13 13:05:27-04 @MEPFuller @eliotnelson oh my god the chairman of the intelligence committee 2378 874673283232407553 2017-06-13 13:02:16-04 @PerchingPirtle lol 2379 874673081679310852 2017-06-13 13:01:27-04 @PerchingPirtle jesus god 2380 874673062926577665 2017-06-13 13:01:23-04 @NatashaBertrand @justinjm1 why are you not on twitter all the time like justin 2381 874666238303252480 2017-06-13 12:34:16-04 @MikeDuHaime I was implying a larger boycott but yes if it's not universal it's not as powerful 2382 874665874145374208 2017-06-13 12:32:49-04 @JaredRizzi rizzi in the hizzi 2383 874665177777569792 2017-06-13 12:30:03-04 The funny thing about this is that GOP base voters actually disagree with this assessment https://t.co/AM55wsHmt8 2384 874663687361093632 2017-06-13 12:24:08-04 @BrendanBordelon Also, "can reflect badly" is the point — we want to be able to show them ignoring us. 2385 874662381678469121 2017-06-13 12:18:56-04 Anyway, looking forward to the cellphone footage of the Capitol Police hauling @mkraju out of the building. That'll play well. 2386 874661961362964481 2017-06-13 12:17:16-04 @icing compared to 2001 2387 874661876990455808 2017-06-13 12:16:56-04 Machiavellian, if true https://t.co/hxaAtPgTth 2388 874661751614263296 2017-06-13 12:16:26-04 @DaviSusan agreed 2389 874661534131265537 2017-06-13 12:15:34-04 @DylanByers Sorry, who is this? Google doesn't bring up anything 2390 874661323849834497 2017-06-13 12:14:44-04 What happens if CNN says "We won't interview any Republican lawmakers until Senate Rules reverses course"? https://t.co/vYCCjI3t4f 2391 874661114872815619 2017-06-13 12:13:54-04 @DaviSusan do you support this move? 2392 874660683547373571 2017-06-13 12:12:12-04 @pbump @darth @ashleyfeinberg no i checked the pixels it's legit 2393 874660470229217281 2017-06-13 12:11:21-04 @PennyCyllen there is no reason to call the White House, which did not set this policy 2394 874660390357041154 2017-06-13 12:11:02-04 Richard Shelby is the chairman of the Senate Rules Committee. IMO he should be asked about this. https://t.co/wiA54CsPEP 2395 874660144835170304 2017-06-13 12:10:03-04 @JackDetsch hey, a story by the great @SchreckReports 2396 874659603275034624 2017-06-13 12:07:54-04 @mattzap I think you are right. These lawmakers want to raise their states' pet issues and will do it even if Sessions goes. 2397 874658713457627137 2017-06-13 12:04:22-04 @MarisaKabas @frankthorp right 2398 874658668930879489 2017-06-13 12:04:11-04 Rosenstein, ctd: We're seeking more FBI funding for “improving its technological tools and expanding high-speed networks.” 2399 874658597845815296 2017-06-13 12:03:54-04 Rosenstein: “Cybercrime is an area of emerging challenges. Changes in technology constantly create new challenges for us.” 2400 874658547992326145 2017-06-13 12:03:42-04 Shelby: DOJ wants more cybercrime funding. What is DOJ proposing to do differently or additionally that it needs more money for? 2401 874657330046042112 2017-06-13 11:58:52-04 @MarisaKabas I believe that is correct, but maybe @frankthorp — who I saw cite Senate Rules Committee — can clarify 2402 874657065045823488 2017-06-13 11:57:49-04 @MarisaKabas sounds like Senate Rules Committee 2403 874655902636310529 2017-06-13 11:53:12-04 @darth darth 2404 874655485118566402 2017-06-13 11:51:32-04 @jbarro @baseballcrank sure, but methinks that's not the most important issue here 2405 874655044146257921 2017-06-13 11:49:47-04 @baseballcrank this doesn't make the people who said "yes" sound any better 2406 874653169187516417 2017-06-13 11:42:20-04 Capito: Who oversees Mueller's budget? Rosenstein: "Within limits," Mueller does. If there's an issue, DOJ will bring it to my attention. 2407 874652519494029312 2017-06-13 11:39:45-04 @PhD_Frog right, but that has nothing to do with how reporters use cameras that are already present 2408 874651861579698176 2017-06-13 11:37:08-04 @KatieBoWill @JakeLaperruque @normative nothing on twitter is "good" 2409 874651670113902592 2017-06-13 11:36:23-04 @Steven_Strauss from DOJ budget https://t.co/OG4XMm9zzE 2410 874651393663086592 2017-06-13 11:35:17-04 @normative or "special meownsel" 2411 874650941747851265 2017-06-13 11:33:29-04 This is dumb and there's no excuse for it https://t.co/0soEqY3HOa 2412 874650826169602048 2017-06-13 11:33:01-04 @Steven_Strauss Mueller's office is funded out of a separate budget 2413 874650472862416901 2017-06-13 11:31:37-04 @chaosbria :( 2414 874650306302423041 2017-06-13 11:30:57-04 @KatieBoWill meowler 2415 874650233002754048 2017-06-13 11:30:40-04 @chaosbria you are too easy to troll 2416 874650094695575555 2017-06-13 11:30:07-04 @pablohidalgo @chaosbria "was"? who ever would delete such a thing? 2417 874649934561251328 2017-06-13 11:29:29-04 @chaosbria https://t.co/W49NmiEV6E 2418 874649747012890625 2017-06-13 11:28:44-04 @pablohidalgo @chaosbria r/pablotweets 2419 874649521279688704 2017-06-13 11:27:50-04 Rosenstein: I understand the need to do this investigation “expeditiously.” “I communicated that to Director Mueller.” 2420 874649473519153152 2017-06-13 11:27:39-04 Feinstein: Do you have a time estimate for the Russia investigation? Rosenstein: “I regret that I do not.” 2421 874649282799915008 2017-06-13 11:26:53-04 @pablohidalgo love the internet 2422 874648907724324866 2017-06-13 11:25:24-04 @DaniSButcher EARS 2423 874648659253710849 2017-06-13 11:24:25-04 Crossing my fingers that Feinstein asks Rosenstein about encryption, which she and Burr tried to legislate on last year. 2424 874648441271582720 2017-06-13 11:23:33-04 Feinstein just became the fourth senator to confirm that Rosenstein would have to fire Mueller. 2425 874648366604529665 2017-06-13 11:23:15-04 Feinstein on firing Mueller: “It would destroy any shred of trust in the president’s judgment that remains over here.” 2426 874648047636152320 2017-06-13 11:21:59-04 @dbrower well, that's what they want 2427 874647850260598786 2017-06-13 11:21:12-04 @elisefoley https://t.co/0oFLr81x5k 2428 874646417381437441 2017-06-13 11:15:30-04 Van Hollen: Would Mueller have legal recourse in the courts if he were fired? Rosenstein: I don’t know the answer to that question. 2429 874645969429831683 2017-06-13 11:13:43-04 Van Hollen: Is an order from Trump “good cause”? Rosenstein: No. “Good cause would be based on the reasons for the proposed removal.” 2430 874645777825636353 2017-06-13 11:12:58-04 Van Hollen asks the question again: Would it be a violation? Rosenstein: “That’s probably fair, but that is not going to happen.” 2431 874645585315364865 2017-06-13 11:12:12-04 Van Hollen becomes the third senator to ask if Rosenstein is the person who would have to fire Mueller. 2432 874644790872244225 2017-06-13 11:09:02-04 Rosenstein: "We are not cutting the critical areas," including terrorism, violent crime, and cyber crime. 2433 874644708454277122 2017-06-13 11:08:43-04 Graham: If DOJ is a national security department, why should we cut your budget? We're increasing DOD budget. 2434 874644058890805249 2017-06-13 11:06:08-04 Rosenstein said that as a blanket matter, that would not be disqualifying. Said it would be situational. 2435 874643955245363201 2017-06-13 11:05:43-04 Graham: Donations are fine but “if you represented the Clinton Foundation or Clinton herself, that would be a bit disturbing to me.” 2436 874643660280877056 2017-06-13 11:04:33-04 Graham: Is giving political donations a reason to be disqualified from serving in a special counsel office? Rosenstein: No. 2437 874642882464030721 2017-06-13 11:01:27-04 Hmmm. Coons says that answer is different from one that Rosenstein gave him privately. Rosenstein starts to speak and then stops himself. 2438 874642752142794753 2017-06-13 11:00:56-04 Rosenstein: It's up to Mueller to determine whether any of these issues are within the scope of his probe. 2439 874642632944779266 2017-06-13 11:00:28-04 Rosenstein: "I don't think that's a question for me to answer. ... My memo truthfully reflects my views." 2440 874642577898778624 2017-06-13 11:00:15-04 Coons: Why did you write a memo to Sessions about a subject (Comey Clinton conduct) on which he was recused? 2441 874641557395255296 2017-06-13 10:56:11-04 Gonna say no. https://t.co/T380Sifte3 2442 874640779632930817 2017-06-13 10:53:06-04 In any event, Rosenstein says there is no such secret plan that involves him. 2443 874640677472174080 2017-06-13 10:52:42-04 Lankford says he's read about secret plans to remove Mueller. Not sure what he means. No outlet reported that. Only Ruddy comments. 2444 874640350706577410 2017-06-13 10:51:24-04 Rosenstein tells Schatz that DOJ will "make an effort" to clarify scope of Sessions recusal in writing. 2445 874640166262112256 2017-06-13 10:50:40-04 Schatz: Conflict of interest if you become a witness? Rosenstein: "I am not going to answer a hypothetical question." 2446 874640064143405056 2017-06-13 10:50:15-04 Schatz: Could Sessions or you be witnesses in the investigation? Rosenstein: “I’m not going to be talking about the investigation.” 2447 874639754263920641 2017-06-13 10:49:02-04 Rosenstein: "We're not briefing the Oval Office about our investigations, so I'm not sure how they'd get there." 2448 874639721015775232 2017-06-13 10:48:54-04 Rosenstein says things only get to AG after they go through DAG. Schatz asks, what if they go through the Oval Office? 2449 874639636680904704 2017-06-13 10:48:34-04 Schatz: Is there a document that lists exactly what matters Sessions is recused from? Rosenstein: “No, because it’s not necessary.” 2450 874639400516321280 2017-06-13 10:47:37-04 "It would be inappropriate for me to" say exactly what investigations Sessions is recused from, b/c DOJ doesn't discuss open probes. 2451 874639255850635265 2017-06-13 10:47:03-04 Rosenstein: "Within the department, we do have clarity." 2452 874639197935685632 2017-06-13 10:46:49-04 Schatz: Who decides where the line is on Sessions' recusal? 2453 874639026640355328 2017-06-13 10:46:08-04 Rosenstein can't say what the scope of Sessions' recusal is, but says, “I know what we’re investigating. He does not.” 2454 874638418621456384 2017-06-13 10:43:43-04 @FortWorth_SEC SEC. 2455 874637351737319424 2017-06-13 10:39:29-04 Rosenstein appears to say that, if Trump told him to fire Mueller and he didn't have good cause to do it, he wouldn't do it. 2456 874637226717655040 2017-06-13 10:38:59-04 Rosenstein: “I’m not going to follow any orders unless I believe those are lawful and appropriate orders.” 2457 874637193079377920 2017-06-13 10:38:51-04 Collins asks Rosenstein: What would you do if Trump told you to fire Mueller? 2458 874636394030878720 2017-06-13 10:35:40-04 Rosenstein on Trump's mass U.S. Attorney firings: “I have no insight into why that decision was made.” 2459 874636254188625921 2017-06-13 10:35:07-04 Rosenstein says he has spent last two Saturdays interviewing candidates. 2460 874636132834840576 2017-06-13 10:34:38-04 Rosenstein says he thinks Trump will be ahead of other presidents in terms of how quickly he appoints U.S. Attorneys. 2461 874635786100117508 2017-06-13 10:33:16-04 Rosenstein: “You have my assurance that we are going to faithfully follow that regulation.” 2462 874635769150939136 2017-06-13 10:33:11-04 Rosenstein: "I am confident that he will have sufficient independence." 2463 874635359447109632 2017-06-13 10:31:34-04 Shaheen asking Rosenstein about firing Mueller, noting regulation requires Rosenstein to do it. 2464 874634053722492928 2017-06-13 10:26:22-04 Rosenstein, smiling, says, “I would be happy to take any questions about our proposed budget.” Translation: No Russia please! 2465 874633619591102466 2017-06-13 10:24:39-04 Here is Rosenstein's full comment on encryption. https://t.co/5XORPGC8Vs 2466 874632979359948800 2017-06-13 10:22:06-04 Encryption was Comey's big issue. Interesting to see Rosenstein mention it in this hearing. 2467 874632760983511040 2017-06-13 10:21:14-04 Rosenstein says govt needs to "come to terms" with "going dark" challenge, meaning use of encryption by criminals and terrorists. 2468 874632357390712832 2017-06-13 10:19:38-04 Rosenstein says DOJ budget "provides more funding to fight terrorism and cyber crime..." 2469 874632112527343620 2017-06-13 10:18:40-04 Rosenstein up now. 2470 874632088024223744 2017-06-13 10:18:34-04 “Today’s committee chairs are tomorrow’s ranking members,” Leahy notes. 2471 874631835015401475 2017-06-13 10:17:33-04 Leahy blasts Rosenstein for OLC opinion letting agencies ignore Democratic lawmakers' requests for information. 2472 874630981378072577 2017-06-13 10:14:10-04 Leahy says DOJ budget request is "abysmal." 2473 874630935760732161 2017-06-13 10:13:59-04 Sen. Patrick Leahy, top Democrat on full approps committee: AG Sessions "owes it" to DOJ workforce to "justify" budget request publicly. 2474 874630322465509376 2017-06-13 10:11:33-04 Shaheen says she will ask about Rosenstein's role in Russia matters during her questioning. 2475 874630201719885824 2017-06-13 10:11:04-04 Sen. Jean Shaheen, the top Democrat on the subcommittee, says she's worried about the effects of DOJ's budget cuts on the Russia probe. 2476 874629650282053633 2017-06-13 10:08:53-04 Sen. Richard Shelby, chairman of Senate Approps justice subcommittee, says cybersecurity is one of his top priorities for DOJ. 2477 874628678684205056 2017-06-13 10:05:01-04 Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein is about to testify in Senate Approps on the DOJ budget request: https://t.co/4Khzo7CPjN 2478 874628048339042304 2017-06-13 10:02:31-04 @JennaMC_Laugh cc: @BetsyDeVosED 2479 874626356809695232 2017-06-13 09:55:47-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams some of them say "awoo" you asshole 2480 874626257660637184 2017-06-13 09:55:24-04 Was it a fancy bear https://t.co/pOIBbinQig 2481 874625270925471744 2017-06-13 09:51:28-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand ugh justin you're no fun 2482 874625076959825920 2017-06-13 09:50:42-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand @PreetBharara really glad preet is on this thread 2483 874624850979115008 2017-06-13 09:49:48-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand @PreetBharara no YOU're the puppet 2484 874624775985012736 2017-06-13 09:49:30-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand @PreetBharara Justin I was kidding! 2485 874624371599560705 2017-06-13 09:47:54-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand @PreetBharara yeah but there has never been a suggestion that the Trump Org acted improperly in any way 2486 874623644105756674 2017-06-13 09:45:01-04 As contrasted with machete hacks https://t.co/V8HL374ncm 2487 874623568998526976 2017-06-13 09:44:43-04 @ryorin @heathdwilliams it is a dog 2488 874621041762590720 2017-06-13 09:34:40-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 2489 874620676535193600 2017-06-13 09:33:13-04 @darth damn it, i had rodman in my fantasy draft team 2490 874620500697374721 2017-06-13 09:32:31-04 @heathdwilliams that is a dog 2491 874620419046862848 2017-06-13 09:32:12-04 @gdebenedetti @timothypmurphy @dccc the phrase "vote their ossoff" should be a criminal offense 2492 874618988264927232 2017-06-13 09:26:31-04 U.S. ambassador to Qatar says Du-bye. https://t.co/s4pc6larr4 2493 874617227735166976 2017-06-13 09:19:31-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes Irving Berl-in that case, thank you 2494 874616922310049792 2017-06-13 09:18:18-04 @Hello_Tailor so you're saying they dress conservatively and speak in low voices 2495 874616529433882624 2017-06-13 09:16:44-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes that's not jazz but it's 9am cut me some slack 2496 874616474828242948 2017-06-13 09:16:31-04 @Hello_Tailor is that like a rock band or 2497 874616363943440384 2017-06-13 09:16:05-04 @Hello_Tailor impressive leadership by ... wait literally who is running your country 2498 874616248197361666 2017-06-13 09:15:37-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes Give Beauregards to Broadway 2499 874614439542239232 2017-06-13 09:08:26-04 Of course, this story is extremely vague about the "traces" of Russian hackers found in these 39 states. IPs just visiting state sites? ♂️ 2500 874613819657662466 2017-06-13 09:05:58-04 @MichaelRileyDC @jordanr1000 good story this AM, but the DHS CI designation does not give feds any "powers to intervene" 2501 874610325034848256 2017-06-13 08:52:05-04 He's just getting around to tweeting this now? Comey said this almost a week ago. https://t.co/02EZM4rvoR 2502 874608434913607684 2017-06-13 08:44:34-04 https://t.co/HSkulGJFXQ 2503 874602255227527169 2017-06-13 08:20:01-04 lol lol lol (https://t.co/E25JBT6wou) https://t.co/J9QIFnqWJ2 2504 874597723349110784 2017-06-13 08:02:01-04 Actually I shower every day https://t.co/g5C5IeJYUA 2505 874595515450740736 2017-06-13 07:53:14-04 @kylegriffin1 @JaredRizzi We knew this already. https://t.co/pOZb3QIjNB Question is whether Kislyak is exaggerating or telling the truth in those comms. https://t.co/kCrJbgzgUP 2506 874470627742187520 2017-06-12 23:36:59-04 -------------> https://t.co/oSecPCtJb8 2507 874466778923053056 2017-06-12 23:21:41-04 @lisabgeller yes 2508 874466292501237760 2017-06-12 23:19:45-04 Senate committees reach deal on new Russia sanctions. Amendment to Iran sanctions bill would target Moscow for cyber activities etc. https://t.co/QaAC85bZ0Z 2509 874465503586209792 2017-06-12 23:16:37-04 @lisabgeller smh 2510 874446451581104130 2017-06-12 22:00:55-04 @RachAClark !! 2511 874446378294009858 2017-06-12 22:00:37-04 100% here for all malware puns 2512 874446225176633344 2017-06-12 22:00:01-04 omfg https://t.co/pJwaaysdsQ 2513 874444935013044224 2017-06-12 21:54:53-04 @BruceRheins @renato_mariotti @woodruffbets Really I'm searChing for someone wHo AppRopriately fits the bill, Dude 2514 874444428622123008 2017-06-12 21:52:52-04 @JoinTheSchwarz david please log off 2515 874444244131483648 2017-06-12 21:52:08-04 @renato_mariotti @maxpalas @woodruffbets right, there's a delay for the process and that would probably get Congress going 2516 874443890077642752 2017-06-12 21:50:44-04 @renato_mariotti @woodruffbets sure Wish i could think of A pasT Example of a pResident orderinG an ag to fire An independenT investigator and that pErson refusing... 2517 874443129809711104 2017-06-12 21:47:43-04 @TooRealEstate_ No. He has recused himself from the investigation. 2518 874441797849812999 2017-06-12 21:42:25-04 @Wanderlustin ;) 2519 874441676613451780 2017-06-12 21:41:56-04 @Wanderlustin https://t.co/tEgvpB2IdV 2520 874439460963983364 2017-06-12 21:33:08-04 @EllenMitchell23 holy shit the pentagon gives out candy!? 2521 874439394358329345 2017-06-12 21:32:52-04 @CaryLen not bad 2522 874438673697185792 2017-06-12 21:30:00-04 Name a more iconic duo. I'll wait. https://t.co/jQu4KE2q5W 2523 874438453102030851 2017-06-12 21:29:08-04 @EllenMitchell23 there's a good chance that's a politico kit kat 2524 874437267699490820 2017-06-12 21:24:25-04 @Wanderlustin *screenshots tweet* 2525 874436653263110144 2017-06-12 21:21:59-04 @Wanderlustin i too want the world to end saf 2526 874436522757541888 2017-06-12 21:21:27-04 @Wanderlustin saf r u ok 2527 874431728366080000 2017-06-12 21:02:24-04 @Wanderlustin luv u 2528 874431156124614657 2017-06-12 21:00:08-04 @Wanderlustin it didn't 2529 874431122637070336 2017-06-12 21:00:00-04 ICYMI, I wrote about the astoundingly sexy topic of power grid hacking, and what feds & industry are doing about it: https://t.co/d2CXsa0sn6 2530 874430943746019328 2017-06-12 20:59:17-04 @Wanderlustin fine 2531 874430869053878272 2017-06-12 20:58:59-04 @Wanderlustin yes please 2532 874430740196413441 2017-06-12 20:58:29-04 @MorrisAnimal @darth @kenvogel omg 2533 874427889680363520 2017-06-12 20:47:09-04 @LawkwardLady @darth this adorable pupper!! 2534 874426270830010369 2017-06-12 20:40:43-04 @darth @kenvogel darth we can elope my parents never have to know i married a red panda 2535 874425939622584320 2017-06-12 20:39:24-04 @darth @kenvogel marry me 2536 874423573519060992 2017-06-12 20:30:00-04 But he hardly knows the man, Nick! https://t.co/g5vlSfaFwj 2537 874422882125967360 2017-06-12 20:27:15-04 @kenvogel hey @darth can you 'shop the Bachelor logo to say "The Prosecutor" 2538 874422607713632257 2017-06-12 20:26:10-04 @nycsouthpaw OMG i'm gonna be in your novel!!! 2539 874422374850064385 2017-06-12 20:25:14-04 @kenvogel do you think it would work best with a trapdoor under Mueller or a bucket of slime above him 2540 874422064983224321 2017-06-12 20:24:00-04 @nycsouthpaw you're a good sport for putting up with my constant caninophobic tweets 2541 874421559816998913 2017-06-12 20:22:00-04 Remember this as White House advisers try to downplay Ruddy's comments. (https://t.co/6IgIAinUr1) https://t.co/4AzbUFiboU 2542 874420794469888001 2017-06-12 20:18:58-04 @nycsouthpaw can dogs even publish books 2543 874419800335888388 2017-06-12 20:15:00-04 https://t.co/REnTawzyVI https://t.co/dus1cSLJti 2544 874417947694989312 2017-06-12 20:07:39-04 Absolutely love Trumpworld sources trying to talk to the president down through the press https://t.co/h4uANhm1AE 2545 874417530223382528 2017-06-12 20:05:59-04 @nicolecieux ilu 2546 874416627839885314 2017-06-12 20:02:24-04 @nicolecieux @Wanderlustin Is this real life 2547 874416032693325825 2017-06-12 20:00:02-04 The thing about a trial balloon is that there has to be some uncertainty as to whether it'll be shot down https://t.co/pehukWbpES 2548 874415746172035072 2017-06-12 19:58:54-04 @Wanderlustin like #fakenews? 2549 874415619634016256 2017-06-12 19:58:24-04 @Wanderlustin star wars is real 2550 874415532719689729 2017-06-12 19:58:03-04 @Wanderlustin saf 2551 874412596090294273 2017-06-12 19:46:23-04 But I guess he can just tell SSCI "I'm recused, baby! Ain't no Russia questions gonna get an answer outta me!" Paging Rod Rosenstein. 2552 874412253247819777 2017-06-12 19:45:01-04 Jeff Sessions must want to strangle Ruddy right now https://t.co/5cJ0YoXoM6 2553 874411655630917633 2017-06-12 19:42:39-04 @connorobrienNH shouldn't you be taking notes to give to Martin for MC 2554 874411313623162881 2017-06-12 19:41:17-04 @MEPFuller take house democrats' tweets aspirationally, not literally 2555 874411215937843200 2017-06-12 19:40:54-04 @connorobrienNH E M A I L S 2556 874410887679021056 2017-06-12 19:39:36-04 @lukashodge @MarisaKabas omfg 2557 874410523089043456 2017-06-12 19:38:09-04 @nycsouthpaw Sorry for the delayed reply, just got back from watching Claire McCaskill give James Lankford her last Twizzler as they passed single-payer 2558 874408724739350528 2017-06-12 19:31:00-04 @TheApexFan @blogfullofwords :( 2559 874408478604787713 2017-06-12 19:30:01-04 Wonder if they're gonna talk about Reality Winner https://t.co/uharSK5x96 2560 874406820542132228 2017-06-12 19:23:26-04 @pbump well it IS stupid 2561 874406185948131329 2017-06-12 19:20:55-04 @tomlobianco someone's lining up early! 2562 874405614893531136 2017-06-12 19:18:38-04 @pbump thanks, now it's gonna happen tomorrow 2563 874405369010946049 2017-06-12 19:17:40-04 @WilliamTurton trying to get on twitchy i see 2564 874404703957913600 2017-06-12 19:15:01-04 I have never related to @Lin_Manuel more than I do at this moment https://t.co/PPnGjOnZZh 2565 874404419965792256 2017-06-12 19:13:54-04 @JediNewsUK @Tcann13 @LillianSkye_ @manraysky @ThatChrisA @InsideTheMagic @Ty1138 get out 2566 874402816722448385 2017-06-12 19:07:31-04 @nycsouthpaw Ted Cruz was gonna vote for the AHCA but then Tammy Duckworth baked cookies for the whole Senate and gosh isn't that so considerate 2567 874402409564565504 2017-06-12 19:05:54-04 @nycsouthpaw because Republican senators aren't already saying "Man, these Democrats are impossible" 2568 874401933649485824 2017-06-12 19:04:01-04 @ThatChrisA @manraysky @Tcann13 @LillianSkye_ @InsideTheMagic @Ty1138 THIS IS SERIOUSLY SOME ANIMAL PLANET S**T 2569 874400933014327297 2017-06-12 19:00:02-04 Well it's been nice knowing you all https://t.co/FhQrGVAWbr 2570 874398516285763585 2017-06-12 18:50:26-04 @Wanderlustin 2571 874397640666034177 2017-06-12 18:46:57-04 @Wanderlustin What is wrong with this company ugh 2572 874397424466501633 2017-06-12 18:46:06-04 @Wanderlustin This is so messed up!! 2573 874397155016024065 2017-06-12 18:45:01-04 Twitter what are you doing https://t.co/NSzpTDpU5s 2574 874394543323570176 2017-06-12 18:34:39-04 @ThatChrisA @manraysky @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 @InsideTheMagic @Ty1138 This thread has been an emotional rollercoaster 2575 874393384118611968 2017-06-12 18:30:02-04 This makes no sense. The privilege must be invoked before the testimony. https://t.co/PUlBkfCi4T 2576 874392020344819712 2017-06-12 18:24:37-04 @sparksjls My tweet speaks for itself 2577 874391643323060224 2017-06-12 18:23:07-04 @sparksjls Naeu idea 2578 874391585810788357 2017-06-12 18:22:54-04 @Wanderlustin <3 2579 874391075007467522 2017-06-12 18:20:52-04 @Wanderlustin Saf u r #1 on MY most cyber-wanted list 2580 874390869796933633 2017-06-12 18:20:03-04 @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 @InsideTheMagic @Ty1138 Lilly and I are extremely upset rn 2581 874390730973872128 2017-06-12 18:19:30-04 (Note: not the official name of the list.) 2582 874390000569384960 2017-06-12 18:16:36-04 This guy was once on the FBI's Most Cyber-Wanted List. 2583 874389741508210688 2017-06-12 18:15:34-04 @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 @InsideTheMagic @Ty1138 OMG 2584 874389604216037378 2017-06-12 18:15:01-04 A Latvian man who infected a newspaper website with "scareware" appeared in court in Minneapolis today. https://t.co/y24uoedI9k 2585 874389257791692800 2017-06-12 18:13:39-04 @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 @InsideTheMagic @Ty1138 CHRIS 2586 874388908766896128 2017-06-12 18:12:15-04 @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 @InsideTheMagic @ThatChrisA @Ty1138 what are we gonna name it 2587 874385833867988993 2017-06-12 18:00:02-04 Electric sector, feds rush to thwart "milestone" cyber weapon: https://t.co/d2CXsa0sn6 My story on cyber defenders' response to new malware. 2588 874385362394677248 2017-06-12 17:58:10-04 @JeannieFic @darth jesus 2589 874385320086835204 2017-06-12 17:58:00-04 @Benergizer1 never tweet, appellate court edition 2590 874384987507892230 2017-06-12 17:56:40-04 @bookoisseur awwwwwww 2591 874384814316630016 2017-06-12 17:55:59-04 @ashleyfeinberg incredibly fair 2592 874384694414106632 2017-06-12 17:55:31-04 @ashleyfeinberg remember when the Dennis Rodman/NK connection used to be the weirdest and most outrageous thing in politics? 2593 874383006655533057 2017-06-12 17:48:48-04 @nycsouthpaw idk, in 50 years we'll all be putting our brains in jars so there's actually a great chance for accountability here than you might think 2594 874382227810942976 2017-06-12 17:45:43-04 @derekwillis You are doing awesome work over there! 2595 874382120185212931 2017-06-12 17:45:17-04 @nycsouthpaw "despite its name, goatskin paper is not actually made from goatskin" 2596 874382053244063745 2017-06-12 17:45:01-04 @Delta The NEA funded the Obama version as well. https://t.co/Uz08HMGUAX 2597 874381807105474563 2017-06-12 17:44:02-04 @derekwillis e.g. searching for "WannaCry OR ransomware" to get statements that mention either one 2598 874381349582499840 2017-06-12 17:42:13-04 @derekwillis Thank you! And — since I'm already bothering you — is support for boolean operators in the search field something you're considering? 2599 874380673422962693 2017-06-12 17:39:32-04 @derekwillis This statements database is amazing. Do you plan to add RSS or email alerts for it? 2600 874378928558927872 2017-06-12 17:32:36-04 @bookoisseur eeeeeee what is subpup's name 2601 874378802574622720 2017-06-12 17:32:06-04 @GossiTheDog @MalwareTechBlog fake mews 2602 874378760862224384 2017-06-12 17:31:56-04 @Kitty_Murry @darth charlie it is ok you will get through this 2603 874378279943380993 2017-06-12 17:30:01-04 It is certainly interesting to watch this unfold. https://t.co/aD0wb911S6 2604 874378225681653760 2017-06-12 17:29:48-04 @RossSchulman Secret Spectrum is my porn name cc: @dmccabe 2605 874374500963319808 2017-06-12 17:15:00-04 Theresa May want to address this https://t.co/OE27h6UGq5 https://t.co/z3LD1KKS8A 2606 874370739885002752 2017-06-12 17:00:04-04 https://t.co/67eABXpZzp https://t.co/C2niWIpahg 2607 874366956694118405 2017-06-12 16:45:02-04 .@Delta stopped sponsoring a theater that did Trump-as-Caesar—but it didn't cancel its support for an Obama version. https://t.co/x9rxAi8BOI https://t.co/9IWMZkYeb7 2608 874364528485687297 2017-06-12 16:35:23-04 @blakehounshell there is ALWAYS a tweet 2609 874363828804386816 2017-06-12 16:32:36-04 @byrdinator remember this is ONLY a draft and could change significantly before it's done https://t.co/hsrbW198ks 2610 874363395000213505 2017-06-12 16:30:52-04 @ditzkoff Ann Coulter, Esq. 2611 874363176472555520 2017-06-12 16:30:00-04 I love when they do our PR for us https://t.co/1ddTkqF6Xh 2612 874361362650210305 2017-06-12 16:22:48-04 Remember that the Russia investigation isn't just about Trump stuff but also about the basics of what Russia did and tried to do. 2613 874361162485309440 2017-06-12 16:22:00-04 Schiff and Conaway announced their intent to bring him in last week. He's a key figure since DHS offered cyber help to election offices. https://t.co/mgYE2y2ciJ 2614 874359790008492032 2017-06-12 16:16:33-04 @JaredRizzi guess it wasn't smooshed 2615 874359402672685056 2017-06-12 16:15:01-04 All I can do is applaud https://t.co/wtPKOXsjT2 2616 874358896923746304 2017-06-12 16:13:00-04 @JoshuaWBaron this is amazing 2617 874357516041428993 2017-06-12 16:07:31-04 @JaredRizzi surprised your tweets didn't get you disqualified (there is a universal voir dire rule about bad content) 2618 874355641263030273 2017-06-12 16:00:04-04 very same https://t.co/8wy38KuEhC 2619 874351852011343876 2017-06-12 15:45:00-04 https://t.co/bUq5cArJiC h/t @nycsouthpaw https://t.co/wvupwU5mwx 2620 874348085014560768 2017-06-12 15:30:02-04 https://t.co/0m3RSa3vWI https://t.co/Zen55MLIlE 2621 874347788691230721 2017-06-12 15:28:52-04 @kateconger which one is Lex Luthor 2622 874345936046223361 2017-06-12 15:21:30-04 @ashleyfeinberg @libbycwatson just wanted to join the group of people who reply to funny jokes with less funny ones 2623 874345860380884992 2017-06-12 15:21:12-04 @ashleyfeinberg @libbycwatson don't you mean "bad (or sick!)"? 2624 874345714318553088 2017-06-12 15:20:37-04 @AdamJanofsky omFG 2625 874344948958711808 2017-06-12 15:17:35-04 I have never in my life felt as confident and powerful as I did when I used the Cobra Car in Age of Empires II. 2626 874344665369194496 2017-06-12 15:16:27-04 @nycsouthpaw omg 2627 874344305871077376 2017-06-12 15:15:01-04 BUT CAN YOU STILL GET THE COBRA CAR https://t.co/wtAjinDrHR https://t.co/qszksbX2fJ 2628 874343648606945280 2017-06-12 15:12:25-04 @Tcann13 @InsideTheMagic @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ @Ty1138 omg that nasty crow!!! 2629 874342890121678848 2017-06-12 15:09:24-04 @DeeGoots @ThatChrisA andi this has become a thing https://t.co/F1Tf2gsqmo 2630 874341897124368384 2017-06-12 15:05:27-04 @chrizmillr @GermainLussier Uh...where is he pulling that licorice from? 2631 874341022570033158 2017-06-12 15:01:58-04 @InsideTheMagic @Tcann13 @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ #HowAreTheDucks 2632 874340450634797056 2017-06-12 14:59:42-04 Obama protected Bear Ears from "vandalism, off-road vehicle use and looting." Trump may undo that protection. https://t.co/l5UwGv1lLM https://t.co/9FEDtub9xm 2633 874339353094500353 2017-06-12 14:55:20-04 @Tcann13 @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ Save the day Tracy!!! 2634 874337096739303431 2017-06-12 14:46:22-04 @John_Sevigny @zumausa funny you say that https://t.co/yc8ffySCY9 2635 874336756220428289 2017-06-12 14:45:01-04 Trump aides have called the Pentagon every week asking Mattis to go on Fox and Friends, but he refuses. https://t.co/XlfnSu3QDk https://t.co/6oXhRqFjjT 2636 874335320053035010 2017-06-12 14:39:19-04 @Drrramina @darth BEANIE 2637 874333071897657344 2017-06-12 14:30:23-04 @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 I'm multitasking! 2638 874332981858635782 2017-06-12 14:30:01-04 It's just sort of amazing that this has been normalized into a standard White House position when it's so incredibly abnormal. https://t.co/i7l59mh9xG 2639 874332232990818305 2017-06-12 14:27:03-04 @wexler don't you mean Facebook Messenger™ Pay? 2640 874332026081607680 2017-06-12 14:26:13-04 @ThatChrisA @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 i was waiting for eggactly the right moment 2641 874331800943853568 2017-06-12 14:25:20-04 @LillianSkye_ @Tcann13 @ThatChrisA eggcellent idea 2642 874331761957900288 2017-06-12 14:25:11-04 @wexler thank you for the plug 2643 874329201947455488 2017-06-12 14:15:00-04 You could replace "major health bill in Congress" with so many phrases and this would still be true. https://t.co/8YW8GBtr7d 2644 874328849768751104 2017-06-12 14:13:36-04 @Hello_Tailor @Typhonatemybaby are they led by bartleby 2645 874328064909606914 2017-06-12 14:10:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg ashley it has only been eight months 2646 874327459046490112 2017-06-12 14:08:05-04 @pablohidalgo hmmmmm https://t.co/a78LGKAty9 2647 874326360487071744 2017-06-12 14:03:43-04 @darth @mkruvant yeah, really lean into it 2648 874326018735185920 2017-06-12 14:02:21-04 @Tcann13 @ThatChrisA @blumspew @vanmarshall who voices dave? 2649 874325861377421312 2017-06-12 14:01:44-04 @mkruvant @darth this is amazing 2650 874325256764358656 2017-06-12 13:59:20-04 @kelseylh "still" 2651 874325142813495296 2017-06-12 13:58:52-04 @kelseylh this reply is actually on-brand given how long it took you to send it 2652 874324833236111361 2017-06-12 13:57:39-04 @MatthewNussbaum oh i forgot to mention, i was born yesterday; excited to see the world! 2653 874324702935875587 2017-06-12 13:57:08-04 @Tcann13 @ThatChrisA and @blumspew as the voice of the duck 2654 874324540733698048 2017-06-12 13:56:29-04 @MatthewNussbaum but surely sean will stay out there answering as many of your questions as you throw at him 2655 874324142136471556 2017-06-12 13:54:54-04 @ThatChrisA @Tcann13 see, and right there we've got a pitch for a new disney movie 2656 874324041087234049 2017-06-12 13:54:30-04 @heathdwilliams @pablohidalgo that is for rumors, heath. pablo is a confirmed source of legitimate information. please do not mock my spreadsheets. 2657 874323603759796226 2017-06-12 13:52:45-04 @Tcann13 @ThatChrisA also after it hatches the duck would be raised like a wolf 2658 874323400403058688 2017-06-12 13:51:57-04 @kelseylh it was a good tweet kelsey that's all i'm saying 2659 874323121905467392 2017-06-12 13:50:51-04 @ThatChrisA @Tcann13 this clearly ends with dave taking in and caring for a duck egg 2660 874322396936843264 2017-06-12 13:47:58-04 @kelseylh lol 2661 874322317060575232 2017-06-12 13:47:39-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @Joseph_Marks_ love a good covfefe joke 2662 874322194079391745 2017-06-12 13:47:09-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @JennaMC_Laugh da, toots 2663 874321700745293824 2017-06-12 13:45:12-04 This would not have happened if he were black. https://t.co/G2KxoMXcih 2664 874321438475505665 2017-06-12 13:44:09-04 @JennaMC_Laugh this is also how i gather intel 2665 874321360096571392 2017-06-12 13:43:51-04 @pablohidalgo wish I still had a place to blog this huge news 2666 874318071036604417 2017-06-12 13:30:46-04 @ThatChrisA This is a metaphor for something 2667 874314106467123201 2017-06-12 13:15:01-04 Everyone keeps getting this wrong. It's a so-called appeals court. https://t.co/Zx28132zS3 2668 874310570186551296 2017-06-12 13:00:58-04 @JennyWingrat @darth omg this cutie 2669 874310329747906560 2017-06-12 13:00:01-04 Jesus Christ. Read these posts and try to keep the bile down. This is reprehensible. https://t.co/w5Jl4OlP3O 2670 874309848464322560 2017-06-12 12:58:06-04 @ChuckWendig @darth make it happen 2671 874309160766255105 2017-06-12 12:55:22-04 @ashleyfeinberg scoop if true 2672 874304337383747587 2017-06-12 12:36:12-04 @razhael @Robert_Lipovsky fair point 2673 874302786116227072 2017-06-12 12:30:02-04 Yes, worth noting that experts are cautious about whether newly revealed malware was used in Ukraine last year. https://t.co/Wx6al7WOhh 2674 874299003143192577 2017-06-12 12:15:00-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/c4BvmDf8iF 2675 874296990284238850 2017-06-12 12:07:00-04 hmmmmm https://t.co/MqsWXq0198 2676 874296736885374976 2017-06-12 12:06:00-04 @pbump OMG DOGGO 2677 874295241343463425 2017-06-12 12:00:03-04 @HerUniverse @dave_filoni Just thought this is something you might enjoy. (h/t https://t.co/zpLzQyKawg) https://t.co/BygfwoiJM2 2678 874293323422461952 2017-06-12 11:52:26-04 @matthew_d_green irl lol 2679 874291454797004800 2017-06-12 11:45:01-04 https://t.co/ENc7rAsmc0 2680 874289441216618496 2017-06-12 11:37:00-04 Not good! https://t.co/PCbhpteIy9 2681 874287682125541376 2017-06-12 11:30:01-04 Great @SchreckReports story about Russia's multi-pronged cyber espionage campaign aimed at the U.S. military: https://t.co/HkfgkKfDRg https://t.co/P5OFJHAhIj 2682 874287210417315841 2017-06-12 11:28:09-04 @bradheath it would actually be pretty funny if this site were just programmed to say "no" every time no matter the input 2683 874286993240358917 2017-06-12 11:27:17-04 @kelseylh i've been told i have a remarkable presence 2684 874286714583482370 2017-06-12 11:26:10-04 @kelseylh i'm like 500 miles from you 2685 874286646920974336 2017-06-12 11:25:54-04 @darth omfg 2686 874286624892489728 2017-06-12 11:25:49-04 @kelseylh stop talking like a young person 2687 874286600133455873 2017-06-12 11:25:43-04 @romellira for sure 2688 874286559159345152 2017-06-12 11:25:33-04 @JaredRizzi OMFG 2689 874286079976906752 2017-06-12 11:23:39-04 @JaredRizzi if it weren't for the ethics committee i'd have like five oscars by now, believe me 2690 874285665692909569 2017-06-12 11:22:00-04 What does this mean? Literally, what is he talking about? https://t.co/HLi6ZZk0uR 2691 874285251488608256 2017-06-12 11:20:22-04 @JaredRizzi the only reason i'm single is because of the damned ethics committee 2692 874283617681371138 2017-06-12 11:13:52-04 This strikes me as possible, given that early rumblings were that the hearing would be private. https://t.co/H8jtEm2uaq 2693 874282957695066113 2017-06-12 11:11:15-04 @landpsychology @nycsouthpaw oh mY GOD 2694 874282892389752833 2017-06-12 11:10:59-04 Open SSCI hearing with Sessions will be at 2:30pm. https://t.co/9KZwqnF4SV 2695 874282136232226816 2017-06-12 11:07:59-04 https://t.co/0Bhbpsazua 2696 874280884496506882 2017-06-12 11:03:00-04 Another interesting part is that the ISIS bomb intel — which Trump discussed with the Russians — came from a hack. https://t.co/adJrdDhLXk 2697 874280692577968128 2017-06-12 11:02:15-04 @JohnHultquist what kind of computer doesn't have a brand image on the back? 2698 874280135700217856 2017-06-12 11:00:02-04 The NYT has a story about the limits of attacking ISIS in cyberspace. https://t.co/1ehhKZd2DD IMO the kicker is the most interesting part. https://t.co/r9d54s7bnR 2699 874278477566021634 2017-06-12 10:53:27-04 @lhautala omg i guess i have to watch buffy now 2700 874278091434205184 2017-06-12 10:51:54-04 @ngleicher LOL 2701 874277614390726656 2017-06-12 10:50:01-04 Oh that's right this is an ESET thing, nvm https://t.co/Bh7qfiIXQB 2702 874277499613700096 2017-06-12 10:49:33-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @charlie_savage checkmate 2703 874277185695219712 2017-06-12 10:48:19-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @charlie_savage i am secretly harvesting energy and productivity from both of you 2704 874276879880073218 2017-06-12 10:47:06-04 I would watch a movie where power grid malware becomes sentient and inhabits the body of this robot. 2705 874276474169241600 2017-06-12 10:45:29-04 I love cybersecurity research reports because, like, what is this robot doing here (https://t.co/rndta8rjoI) https://t.co/02w0C6wJNR 2706 874275846500089856 2017-06-12 10:42:59-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria @petridishes that's called hallucination Jay and there is medicine for it 2707 874273272527032320 2017-06-12 10:32:46-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan same 2708 874272895954030592 2017-06-12 10:31:16-04 @WilliamTurton no thank you 2709 874272585827196929 2017-06-12 10:30:02-04 @thedailybeast Talk about timing: FERC and NERC just issued a report on restoring power without SCADA systems on Friday. https://t.co/FOyOvHMsr6 https://t.co/mf3VgXaG5q 2710 874272585416159232 2017-06-12 10:30:02-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams right, like rey and teebo 2711 874271543517487105 2017-06-12 10:25:53-04 @pourmecoffee hot singles in your area want you to stop messaging them 2712 874268940721160192 2017-06-12 10:15:33-04 @lrozen +1 2713 874268806507630594 2017-06-12 10:15:01-04 As @thedailybeast notes, the grid malware is deadly because it exploits SCADA, which was not designed for security. https://t.co/HpEOUOdnva https://t.co/AdIEOJTmLF 2714 874268330932174850 2017-06-12 10:13:07-04 @JaredRizzi jesus 2715 874268195938598912 2017-06-12 10:12:35-04 @heathdwilliams pretty amazing how closely young GHWB resembles young GWB 2716 874268108088721408 2017-06-12 10:12:14-04 @JaredRizzi why not just browse some of my old tweets that you may have missed? 2717 874267379446026245 2017-06-12 10:09:21-04 @JaredRizzi objection, your honor 2718 874267030194724866 2017-06-12 10:07:57-04 @JaredRizzi hope you brought everyone candy 2719 874265597814689794 2017-06-12 10:02:16-04 @chaosbria @ryorin @Dressapp @AwesomeCon TIL Sho lives nearby 2720 874265043528962049 2017-06-12 10:00:04-04 Montenegro's prime minister says Trump's shove put his country on the map. https://t.co/CSb8djOCBB https://t.co/ePC5b1YV3M 2721 874264724199931905 2017-06-12 09:58:47-04 @pablohidalgo lololol 2722 874261253723574272 2017-06-12 09:45:00-04 keep this dog away from any dogs named jacen tbh https://t.co/Y2LcOnJe7n 2723 874257609087475712 2017-06-12 09:30:31-04 @lizzieohreally @darth Lizzie it is okay there are only 14 top-priority books for you to read 2724 874257480351723520 2017-06-12 09:30:00-04 Modular power grid malware — likely used in Ukraine last year — is a "wake-up call," researchers say: https://t.co/6zVyocflOl https://t.co/9s0K2RGzR4 2725 874256428642570240 2017-06-12 09:25:50-04 @ashleyfeinberg what a total lunar 2726 874256375500730369 2017-06-12 09:25:37-04 @chaosbria @petridishes sad! 2727 874255595561299968 2017-06-12 09:22:31-04 @chaosbria @AwesomeCon @petridishes lol at jay for skipping like a loser 2728 874254989966938112 2017-06-12 09:20:07-04 @lizzieohreally @darth oh my god lizzie do you want me to give you the history of this character and some recommended reading 2729 874249945171320833 2017-06-12 09:00:04-04 https://t.co/nVfQUkTou3 https://t.co/8CBydAfU70 2730 874241138378633216 2017-06-12 08:25:04-04 @MarisaKabas I've taken your advice to heart 2731 874240689667796992 2017-06-12 08:23:17-04 @MarisaKabas 2732 874240385421324288 2017-06-12 08:22:05-04 @MarisaKabas See this is the great social content I was thinking of 2733 874239675594047493 2017-06-12 08:19:15-04 @Hello_Tailor This should be your pitch for a DD feature 2734 874238839187001345 2017-06-12 08:15:56-04 @Hello_Tailor i have long suspected both of these things about her 2735 874102952553832448 2017-06-11 23:15:58-04 @WilliamTurton you have built great relationships throughout your life 2736 874102578971381760 2017-06-11 23:14:29-04 @catesish @zackwhittaker alright 2737 874102462717865988 2017-06-11 23:14:01-04 Et tu, Chris? https://t.co/fwQR1AZeGc 2738 874102344404918276 2017-06-11 23:13:33-04 @samtayrey @chrislhayes not all men 2739 874100985781772290 2017-06-11 23:08:09-04 @WilliamTurton https://t.co/zNTWDVrUig 2740 874100695221383168 2017-06-11 23:07:00-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 are you gaslighting her 2741 874100589248081920 2017-06-11 23:06:35-04 @soaringleap424 Lies, she is always my favorite 2742 874100395152474112 2017-06-11 23:05:48-04 @soaringleap424 Alexandra omg 2743 874100030768119811 2017-06-11 23:04:21-04 @soaringleap424 IS SHE WALKING ON THE WALL 2744 874099532744855556 2017-06-11 23:02:23-04 @Legallybeagle @GrantMGerard @dog_rates @jessebrubacher @darth Hmmmmm 2745 874098430473154560 2017-06-11 22:58:00-04 Wow. McCain DGAF. https://t.co/HXDa4YL4Lz https://t.co/4x0M7zuTNm 2746 874097938875731968 2017-06-11 22:56:03-04 @catesish @zackwhittaker Bread-oh? 2747 874095143162445825 2017-06-11 22:44:56-04 @zackwhittaker @catesish Doh 2748 874094998546993157 2017-06-11 22:44:22-04 @RachAClark Basically 2749 874094197787287553 2017-06-11 22:41:11-04 @MarisaKabas Ur mean 2750 874094079067475968 2017-06-11 22:40:42-04 @RachAClark I mean look around you know the answer to this question 2751 874093836796129281 2017-06-11 22:39:45-04 @MarisaKabas oh OH I get it now 2752 874093230056509440 2017-06-11 22:37:20-04 @MarisaKabas did she...misspell "he'll"? 2753 874092985813790720 2017-06-11 22:36:22-04 @catesish cates what are you dough-ing 2754 874092549589409792 2017-06-11 22:34:38-04 @WilliamTurton calm down bill 2755 874091451013095424 2017-06-11 22:30:16-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump would you say you and philip's disagreement over this has you two in a tiff 2756 874087450905370624 2017-06-11 22:14:22-04 This seems extremely unwise https://t.co/Y4aerKMjVO 2757 874071286263296001 2017-06-11 21:10:08-04 @stevesilberman not making fun of him at all 2758 874069490358665216 2017-06-11 21:03:00-04 omg https://t.co/XYauWZNhMM 2759 874063705495015425 2017-06-11 20:40:01-04 Just saying, the grammar of that first sentence really makes it sound like the president was wearing the shirt. https://t.co/KUo3d0Y2Jz 2760 874061002224144384 2017-06-11 20:29:16-04 @heathdwilliams it's good to have good friends 2761 874060909668388864 2017-06-11 20:28:54-04 @RachAClark i'll see if hermione still has her time-turner 2762 874060099194683392 2017-06-11 20:25:41-04 @RachAClark i need to see this 2763 874059489544155136 2017-06-11 20:23:16-04 @RachAClark i had never heard of it so i looked it up and wow 2764 874059018821677056 2017-06-11 20:21:23-04 @soaringleap424 she's such a good girl 2765 874058786159329283 2017-06-11 20:20:28-04 @soaringleap424 THESE EYES 2766 874058573105557504 2017-06-11 20:19:37-04 @soaringleap424 GOOD LORD THIS FELINE 2767 874057783875973120 2017-06-11 20:16:29-04 @dog_rates @jessebrubacher BIRB DOG 2768 874057671393116165 2017-06-11 20:16:02-04 @soaringleap424 WHAT ARE YOU DOING SWEET CAT 2769 874057298347470853 2017-06-11 20:14:33-04 @soaringleap424 pls provide update what is she doing now 2770 874057146312339457 2017-06-11 20:13:57-04 @soaringleap424 MY QUEEN MY LOVE MY CAT 2771 874055530611867648 2017-06-11 20:07:32-04 @darth jesus 2772 874053206619418624 2017-06-11 19:58:18-04 @heathdwilliams this is for you https://t.co/RZ5hvrTYXg 2773 874052942780936193 2017-06-11 19:57:15-04 @TonyRomm the trashys is on tonight? 2774 874049426448416769 2017-06-11 19:43:16-04 @KFILE magnificent 2775 874049104221016064 2017-06-11 19:42:00-04 @KFILE what is cat's name pls 2776 874048483182993410 2017-06-11 19:39:32-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg HInnEx or GTFO 2777 874047378587889664 2017-06-11 19:35:08-04 @brian_nov RACIST 2778 874046358126288901 2017-06-11 19:31:05-04 @ashleyfeinberg the absolute boy? 2779 874044979047522306 2017-06-11 19:25:36-04 @heathdwilliams hey that's a pilot helmet 2780 874044321485512704 2017-06-11 19:22:59-04 @edzitron @darth illegal 2781 874043065790382080 2017-06-11 19:18:00-04 "There is this one girl that refuses to listen to you unless you address her as Wonder Woman" https://t.co/1j1XWU7OBa 2782 874037260487991296 2017-06-11 18:54:56-04 JFC https://t.co/7wrk9oBkr3 2783 874029425402228736 2017-06-11 18:23:48-04 @Wanderlustin saf 2784 874028654157758465 2017-06-11 18:20:44-04 @Wanderlustin evergreen saf tweet 2785 874027897048137729 2017-06-11 18:17:43-04 @AlderFish 2D 2786 874027740390993920 2017-06-11 18:17:06-04 @eleventhirtyate @PerchingPirtle Jesus 2787 874027016793845761 2017-06-11 18:14:14-04 Wonder Woman was really good!! 2788 873986996481536001 2017-06-11 15:35:12-04 @ditzkoff I Ted Nuge-cant even 2789 873986581325123584 2017-06-11 15:33:33-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg Ashley loves me 2790 873986515520684034 2017-06-11 15:33:17-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump Philip you buffoon 2791 873986320431034369 2017-06-11 15:32:31-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg She was talking about me you fool 2792 873986171826819072 2017-06-11 15:31:55-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump High praise coming from you 2793 873986058266038272 2017-06-11 15:31:28-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg Guess he won't be getting off scot-free then 2794 873984309732007938 2017-06-11 15:24:31-04 @christapeterso @dceiver Oh Lord 2795 873983218286022656 2017-06-11 15:20:11-04 @dceiver Sure thing* *NARRATOR VOICE: he was not being serious 2796 873982936399400960 2017-06-11 15:19:04-04 @dceiver Trying to imagine just being on vacation tbh 2797 873982894389198848 2017-06-11 15:18:54-04 @dceiver Sigh 2798 873982592755916801 2017-06-11 15:17:42-04 @dceiver @nycsouthpaw @BenAdamsO_O Lol 2799 873982026357112833 2017-06-11 15:15:27-04 @nycsouthpaw @BenAdamsO_O When New York sends its lawyers 2800 873981915442884608 2017-06-11 15:15:01-04 ----------> https://t.co/CgQZhX4S4r 2801 873980906297597953 2017-06-11 15:11:00-04 @TheApexFan Is this the Sharper Image R2? 2802 873980416277041154 2017-06-11 15:09:03-04 https://t.co/tO2QE1KFzr 2803 873979698006691841 2017-06-11 15:06:12-04 @baronblakley Almost always 2804 873978144310476800 2017-06-11 15:00:01-04 It's all Greek to me https://t.co/sFtvziks3q 2805 873974365825753088 2017-06-11 14:45:01-04 Oh hey it's the perfect encapsulation of my deepest anxiety https://t.co/koHYSUF5PA 2806 873972298830753792 2017-06-11 14:36:48-04 @ashleyfeinberg guess you could say she didn't connect with these middle class voters 2807 873972241435947008 2017-06-11 14:36:34-04 @ashleyfeinberg that seems plane as day 2808 873968714647031808 2017-06-11 14:22:33-04 @heathdwilliams i appreciate you humoring me instead of taking the low road 2809 873968497667264513 2017-06-11 14:21:42-04 @heathdwilliams nonsense, i regularly flouted my parents' suggestions because i knew they held no power over me or my future 2810 873968379123597312 2017-06-11 14:21:13-04 @CherylMarie2 plus the Oracle's early spreadsheet offerings were notoriously buggy 2811 873968169953759232 2017-06-11 14:20:23-04 @mrpigs TIL 2812 873966190762356737 2017-06-11 14:12:32-04 This is why I love Twitter. Instant life advice. The ancient Romans had to wait weeks to learn whether a movie was better in 3D or 2D. 2813 873963677380227073 2017-06-11 14:02:32-04 Help me out, Twitter. Should I see Wonder Woman in 3D or 2D? 2814 873961342163709953 2017-06-11 13:53:16-04 @charlesjo @hunterwalk @fmanjoo oh my god 2815 873960452887367680 2017-06-11 13:49:44-04 @KBlasig Trump's attorney is referring to Trump firing Mueller 2816 873959267077771264 2017-06-11 13:45:01-04 Ah. https://t.co/fcngZXuIS4 2817 873955493051367425 2017-06-11 13:30:01-04 Indeed. https://t.co/bQl5YqxZpj 2818 873954044724879360 2017-06-11 13:24:16-04 @dceiver you know what happens when you assassume 2819 873951715061415936 2017-06-11 13:15:00-04 The ratio never lies https://t.co/87eP0Qz5Zj 2820 873947939789389824 2017-06-11 13:00:00-04 "He felt so threatened — but he didn't do anything." Guessing many women have heard that one before. https://t.co/byj5t3MnNz https://t.co/B1OZSnRati 2821 873944168502054912 2017-06-11 12:45:01-04 Don't expect Trump to visit the U.K. any time soon. He told May he wouldn't go until the people welcomed him. https://t.co/9L3SIppmaj https://t.co/o8kEG0iHuW 2822 873940392311390208 2017-06-11 12:30:01-04 .@brikeilarcnn asked Susan Collins if she'd support subpoenaing WH tapes. Collins ignored the question. https://t.co/EmuHQpkhsA https://t.co/tGRVXhDQQJ 2823 873939640729968640 2017-06-11 12:27:02-04 @laurenduca @darth OMFG 2824 873933597102571524 2017-06-11 12:03:01-04 Yep. https://t.co/9KLInamFoc 2825 873928562067165187 2017-06-11 11:43:00-04 -------------> https://t.co/MhzyGfoG5q 2826 873921237243789312 2017-06-11 11:13:54-04 Fine-tuned machine! https://t.co/H3JfmfCX2f 2827 873917743971663874 2017-06-11 11:00:01-04 @KLNicholas You've never had your name misspelled before? 2828 873746264944508928 2017-06-10 23:38:37-04 @JaredRizzi f u 2829 873731643810480129 2017-06-10 22:40:31-04 @Barbhrmn ok just not sure how it's relevant to my tweet! 2830 873731344093851649 2017-06-10 22:39:20-04 @Barbhrmn ? 2831 873731257506680832 2017-06-10 22:38:59-04 so glad I blackmailed Twitter into turning off the unfollow button on my account https://t.co/uaJTELC9OX 2832 873730759672180736 2017-06-10 22:37:00-04 always love hearing from my fans https://t.co/UqctQAYNY2 2833 873730203096428544 2017-06-10 22:34:48-04 @JustinRYoung you look like someone who will read whatever it says on the teleprompter 2834 873729052678529024 2017-06-10 22:30:13-04 @cascamike @_christopher hey guys we haven't talked in a while wanna get drinks 2835 873728996462125057 2017-06-10 22:30:00-04 Whaaaaaaaaat https://t.co/dqJMmH1tt3 https://t.co/0G0ByP6lLi 2836 873728319807729664 2017-06-10 22:27:19-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @JoinTheSchwarz hot 2837 873727829665607681 2017-06-10 22:25:22-04 @dceiver god, you millennials are so weird 2838 873725540321996801 2017-06-10 22:16:16-04 @BobSaietta @ashleyfeinberg @WilliamTurton @dceiver remember, if they're a cop they have to tell you they're a cop 2839 873725302052200449 2017-06-10 22:15:19-04 @jmartNYT awkward for the consultant 2840 873725222293131264 2017-06-10 22:15:00-04 Americans love tall celebrities https://t.co/kqL17Uzp7H 2841 873724517771866112 2017-06-10 22:12:12-04 @AliWatkins @dceiver ahhh so like the comments section of an article written by a woman 2842 873724225500184582 2017-06-10 22:11:03-04 @dceiver how are you verified 2843 873723983946035201 2017-06-10 22:10:05-04 @dceiver god, I just ... I can't imagine being on vacation and seeing you in my mentions 2844 873723659512360961 2017-06-10 22:08:48-04 @ashleyfeinberg @WilliamTurton @dceiver lmao owned 2845 873723372433285121 2017-06-10 22:07:39-04 @dceiver @AliWatkins jason she's on VACATION 2846 873722369021444096 2017-06-10 22:03:40-04 @ChuckWendig you are extremely welcome 2847 873722254563135488 2017-06-10 22:03:13-04 @WilliamTurton @ashleyfeinberg @dceiver please don't be mean to me 2848 873722100246351872 2017-06-10 22:02:36-04 @ChuckWendig glad to hear it my man 2849 873722065970503681 2017-06-10 22:02:28-04 @cascamike same 2850 873721863284957185 2017-06-10 22:01:39-04 @dceiver @AliWatkins hey ali great timing on the vacation 2851 873721737451589633 2017-06-10 22:01:09-04 @ChuckWendig how's your night going chorkster 2852 873721642798678017 2017-06-10 22:00:47-04 One of the best shows in TV history https://t.co/R32okCaAT6 2853 873721390398091264 2017-06-10 21:59:47-04 @dceiver @amurphous sure, wine not 2854 873721276954759169 2017-06-10 21:59:20-04 @ashleyfeinberg @dceiver can you go back to tweeting at @WilliamTurton i like those tweets 2855 873721218662268928 2017-06-10 21:59:06-04 @ChuckWendig that's not fair i'm 7 2856 873720677785882625 2017-06-10 21:56:57-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @JoinTheSchwarz saf are you having a good evening 2857 873720589915230208 2017-06-10 21:56:36-04 @dceiver @AliWatkins jason what are you doing she's on vacation! 2858 873720529080987648 2017-06-10 21:56:21-04 @TheEricGoldman Please tell me this panel was recorded! 2859 873720321953673216 2017-06-10 21:55:32-04 @ChuckWendig dick's a funny word 2860 873720219667243008 2017-06-10 21:55:07-04 @ChuckWendig teehee you said dick! 2861 873720168349872128 2017-06-10 21:54:55-04 @dceiver @ashleyfeinberg please don't tag ashley in a rt of me 2862 873719916318400512 2017-06-10 21:53:55-04 @ChuckWendig [shakespeare quote] 2863 873719827948503040 2017-06-10 21:53:34-04 @dceiver i'm talking about pee 2864 873719707492286464 2017-06-10 21:53:05-04 @ChuckWendig [literary reference] 2865 873719557726375936 2017-06-10 21:52:30-04 @dceiver ok and to be clear i am not talking about leaking information 2866 873719489325617152 2017-06-10 21:52:13-04 @ChuckWendig nevermore 2867 873719361378365440 2017-06-10 21:51:43-04 @dceiver how do i leak to you specifically 2868 873718491576250368 2017-06-10 21:48:15-04 @maggieNYT oh totally agreed 2869 873718188839751681 2017-06-10 21:47:03-04 @LillianSkye_ this is such a beautiful city 2870 873718156791078912 2017-06-10 21:46:56-04 @LillianSkye_ dang i should have expanded the image 2871 873718012465090561 2017-06-10 21:46:21-04 @LillianSkye_ oh ok i just didn't see any landmarks i recognized 2872 873717672327905280 2017-06-10 21:45:00-04 This is a thing he does https://t.co/pvtMAEZKj9 https://t.co/PYPWDgdWn5 https://t.co/O9dPVpGeYv https://t.co/CIBIQ43cYO 2873 873717511707033600 2017-06-10 21:44:22-04 @LillianSkye_ wait are you not in dc 2874 873716887066116096 2017-06-10 21:41:53-04 @geektreschic @darth @lifewithleroy @everydaydude ROONEY YOU ARE A GEM 2875 873716663950213120 2017-06-10 21:41:00-04 @Wanderlustin @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz saf have you been joining in some reindeer games iykwim 2876 873716054924636160 2017-06-10 21:38:35-04 @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @Wanderlustin @JoinTheSchwarz site's got a point 2877 873715001953046528 2017-06-10 21:34:23-04 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @JoinTheSchwarz no, it's good 2878 873713899639455744 2017-06-10 21:30:01-04 ----------> https://t.co/vQnx9Tvd5k 2879 873713825060720640 2017-06-10 21:29:43-04 @JaredRizzi this is what i'm gonna say whenever someone doesn't get a joke i make 2880 873712415267069953 2017-06-10 21:24:07-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate OMFG 2881 873712207636385792 2017-06-10 21:23:17-04 @daveweigel weird 2882 873710861579427841 2017-06-10 21:17:56-04 @E_Lipsman @michejaw @TrentonThunder DERBY 2883 873710494871429121 2017-06-10 21:16:29-04 @JaredRizzi A++++ 2884 873710121947242496 2017-06-10 21:15:00-04 This is so dumb why am I laughing so hard https://t.co/hoMMtN0d0P https://t.co/qLtvheZ3ID 2885 873706903620251648 2017-06-10 21:02:13-04 @PerchingPirtle THE TWITCHES IM DEAD 2886 873706349212745731 2017-06-10 21:00:00-04 https://t.co/agdx2uDgUp 2887 873705905782652929 2017-06-10 20:58:15-04 @mcgreenw @darth MARF I AM NOT SURE IF YOU KNOW BUT YOUR EARS 2888 873705838178951169 2017-06-10 20:57:59-04 @BradMossEsq @KenDilanianNBC He seems like a genuinely nice person 2889 873704164886548481 2017-06-10 20:51:20-04 @PerchingPirtle video please 2890 873702572523044864 2017-06-10 20:45:00-04 jesus https://t.co/pwB2ajzGDc 2891 873701999174463488 2017-06-10 20:42:43-04 @wlr312 @darth PART WOLF 2892 873700638949089281 2017-06-10 20:37:19-04 @Wanderlustin @mike_audette @MediocreJedi beep boop 2893 873699756584968193 2017-06-10 20:33:49-04 @wlr312 @darth HINTO OH MY GOD 2894 873699548346155008 2017-06-10 20:32:59-04 @clubjade @Wanderlustin explains why you end up explaining most of them 2895 873699481656733697 2017-06-10 20:32:43-04 @heathdwilliams heath what is this 2896 873699360801947649 2017-06-10 20:32:14-04 @clubjade @Wanderlustin shows how bad you are at them 2897 873699017015930880 2017-06-10 20:30:52-04 @clubjade @Wanderlustin ah 2898 873698800484794368 2017-06-10 20:30:01-04 Best eulogy I've seen so far. https://t.co/QBRB6dvtXH 2899 873698400415436800 2017-06-10 20:28:25-04 @clubjade @Wanderlustin Wait what is the complaint? That there's too much PT stuff? 2900 873695501912338434 2017-06-10 20:16:54-04 @DustinGiebel SARGE WITH THE GIANT PAW 2901 873691249064259586 2017-06-10 20:00:00-04 Awkward https://t.co/OubfjpO8lW 2902 873690148118122496 2017-06-10 19:55:38-04 @dceiver i just threw up all over my monitor 2903 873689711667269632 2017-06-10 19:53:54-04 @dceiver what is wrong with you 2904 873686984425959424 2017-06-10 19:43:04-04 @sparksjls lol 2905 873686294492311554 2017-06-10 19:40:19-04 @heathdwilliams jfc 2906 873685808632537089 2017-06-10 19:38:23-04 @heathdwilliams hmmmm moscow 2907 873684988922929155 2017-06-10 19:35:08-04 @VileZero @DeeGoots look obviously i have exceptions to my rule, like coco 2908 873684790498779140 2017-06-10 19:34:20-04 @PerchingPirtle @DeeGoots that's not a dog that's a stuffed animal 2909 873683785073790976 2017-06-10 19:30:21-04 Julie look how big your paws are!!!! https://t.co/Z1xvFVe6Kj 2910 873682939141382145 2017-06-10 19:26:59-04 @DeeGoots Awwww. And yeah I like big dogs better too. 2911 873682066558394368 2017-06-10 19:23:31-04 @DeeGoots what kind of dog andi 2912 873681463899815936 2017-06-10 19:21:07-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls i love you two 2913 873681297352380416 2017-06-10 19:20:28-04 @heathdwilliams omg I can relate to this 2914 873676476603826176 2017-06-10 19:01:18-04 @dmccabe did you buy this for me 2915 873675898339430400 2017-06-10 18:59:00-04 So happy Janina is part of the Star Wars family https://t.co/5d8XTBCRJb 2916 873674205551788032 2017-06-10 18:52:17-04 @TheApexFan @BlueJaigEyes nice socks 2917 873667570389458945 2017-06-10 18:25:55-04 @myersjoel @darth @samsanders @dog_rates white dog bottom right is my new best friend but all are 17.22/10 2918 873666162877505536 2017-06-10 18:20:19-04 Yep. Sessions would just decline to answer Russia questions because he's recused. https://t.co/9PkGWLpq2M 2919 873663311249887234 2017-06-10 18:08:59-04 https://t.co/okYDuYwxrK 2920 873652543531962369 2017-06-10 17:26:12-04 @NorCalGino In any normal administration with normal policy challenges that would have been true 2921 873651252474908673 2017-06-10 17:21:04-04 @ditzkoff @outline the "indeed" is how i know you're really troubled 2922 873648664715161601 2017-06-10 17:10:47-04 Also I think it's possible I was the only person to interview Comey during the Apple/FBI thing https://t.co/KIBl9OEqzy 2923 873646263035727872 2017-06-10 17:01:15-04 @WilliamTurton it's possible this is the only good thing i've ever done 2924 873645949154869248 2017-06-10 17:00:00-04 In my highlight reel for sure https://t.co/p6lXeAgPgf 2925 873640916271063044 2017-06-10 16:40:00-04 @outline https://t.co/kpHLZok086 2926 873639985118945283 2017-06-10 16:36:18-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @SarahDemp twss 2927 873639406904717316 2017-06-10 16:34:00-04 OMG, @outline got Comey's senior yearbook photo. https://t.co/l9kBJTEjA4 https://t.co/5oXBohPkM7 2928 873637595766562817 2017-06-10 16:26:48-04 @amy_hennig @LucasSiegel @ToddStashwick Woooo! 2929 873635847735844864 2017-06-10 16:19:52-04 @JaredRizzi Yeah it's really fun! 2930 873632993042198528 2017-06-10 16:08:31-04 @FMGhost09 literally watching it right now on the EA Play stream 2931 873632943142514688 2017-06-10 16:08:19-04 @loftusphil @darth @absolutspacegrl OMFG OMFG 2932 873631788844933120 2017-06-10 16:03:44-04 asdfgjfgdfasdfghf https://t.co/WhF8rxP3k7 2933 873630327205498880 2017-06-10 15:57:55-04 God I'm so excited for this game https://t.co/50HwO5SbPt 2934 873626987637690369 2017-06-10 15:44:39-04 @admiraljello now THIS would be podracing 2935 873615750593789952 2017-06-10 15:00:00-04 Amen to this. https://t.co/jVoZ5J1PSf 2936 873610551682793473 2017-06-10 14:39:21-04 @nycsouthpaw LOL 2937 873604504415031296 2017-06-10 14:15:19-04 @brianbeutler @NewRepublic livin the life baby 2938 873602731440844800 2017-06-10 14:08:16-04 @NewRepublic @brianbeutler Yoda, is that you? 2939 873600660867960832 2017-06-10 14:00:02-04 This is a fun story https://t.co/mhOaGyfags 2940 873598233724977152 2017-06-10 13:50:24-04 @timothypmurphy Dude! Spoilers! 2941 873594625491165184 2017-06-10 13:36:03-04 @peterckempf nope 2942 873593977265688577 2017-06-10 13:33:29-04 https://t.co/RfKoqrXK07 2943 873593938879361024 2017-06-10 13:33:20-04 @jimmyotx omg 2944 873585557233741824 2017-06-10 13:00:01-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/NR3nayvxSi 2945 873570463724613633 2017-06-10 12:00:03-04 jesus https://t.co/emHwdmbYIt https://t.co/lU1kctTOqc 2946 873557627892051972 2017-06-10 11:09:03-04 @juliehubs @darth OMFG 2947 873553619303497728 2017-06-10 10:53:07-04 @libbycwatson @Messina2012 omfg 2948 873549141477134337 2017-06-10 10:35:19-04 #cybersecurity https://t.co/E8kt82WrBe 2949 873542536937263108 2017-06-10 10:09:05-04 Covfefe 2.0 https://t.co/CDpnxIpWn0 2950 873387900154589185 2017-06-09 23:54:36-04 @Wanderlustin yes good work i guess 2951 873387197747081216 2017-06-09 23:51:49-04 @Wanderlustin LOL saf 2952 873385688573587460 2017-06-09 23:45:49-04 @libbycwatson christ 2953 873384281749508096 2017-06-09 23:40:14-04 @Kents_Cosmos @darth OMFG 2954 873380099755827200 2017-06-09 23:23:37-04 @DustinGiebel @JohnBrownlow @DominikDiamond omfg rekt 2955 873379762789642240 2017-06-09 23:22:16-04 @PerchingPirtle @mrbowers @Wanderlustin @JaigEyes66 @heathdwilliams yeah you gotta be judicious about when you whip it out 2956 873378536140230656 2017-06-09 23:17:24-04 @Wanderlustin @mrbowers @PerchingPirtle @JaigEyes66 yeah wow 2957 873377645404278785 2017-06-09 23:13:51-04 @darth omg 2958 873375617626120192 2017-06-09 23:05:48-04 @MarisaKabas settle down 2959 873375190184493056 2017-06-09 23:04:06-04 @MarisaKabas don't normalize this 2960 873374597378433024 2017-06-09 23:01:45-04 some of you are saying that this is pizza, i respectfully disagree 2961 873374545331224577 2017-06-09 23:01:32-04 @JohnBrownlow @DustinGiebel oh wow gotta give this round to john 2962 873374397226266624 2017-06-09 23:00:57-04 @tayhatmaker jedi council* 2963 873374018728067072 2017-06-09 22:59:27-04 @DustinGiebel @JohnBrownlow have to give this round to dusty 2964 873373930786050049 2017-06-09 22:59:06-04 @ememess @aravosis ahh well that's still messed up 2965 873373556347998210 2017-06-09 22:57:36-04 @tayhatmaker this calls for special language taylor pls 2966 873373509568933888 2017-06-09 22:57:25-04 @aravosis john there is no cheese 2967 873372718867111936 2017-06-09 22:54:17-04 @DustinGiebel get the hell out of here 2968 873372123544379393 2017-06-09 22:51:55-04 @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle @JaigEyes66 rekt 2969 873371958150397952 2017-06-09 22:51:15-04 what the hell is this https://t.co/mQhZhFTgXl 2970 873368404635398144 2017-06-09 22:37:08-04 @Kents_Cosmos @darth same banana the cat same 2971 873362886424489985 2017-06-09 22:15:13-04 @GlennF @ditzkoff this is why trump won 2972 873362771240505345 2017-06-09 22:14:45-04 @GlennF @ditzkoff WOW that's so racist my dude 2973 873362732371890176 2017-06-09 22:14:36-04 @wohinjetzt @darth GRACIE 2974 873362706161598464 2017-06-09 22:14:30-04 @garyrogers @GlennF @ditzkoff man this joke is really falling flat, i'm sorry, i'm bad 2975 873359703694299137 2017-06-09 22:02:34-04 @garyrogers @GlennF @ditzkoff I'm just say maybe the rest of us could use a panther more like us, you know, in terms of, the us-ness, and whatnot 2976 873359273916551173 2017-06-09 22:00:51-04 Okay hello https://t.co/eWMzbXzVJZ 2977 873359003081994241 2017-06-09 21:59:47-04 @GlennF @ditzkoff Black Panther probably plays well in urban areas if you know what I mean, but not sure it's what people want in Iowa, if you know what I mea 2978 873358687120871429 2017-06-09 21:58:31-04 @garyrogers @darth you and me both elwood 2979 873356368249540608 2017-06-09 21:49:19-04 @GlennF @ditzkoff #MantherLivesMatter 2980 873354935575949312 2017-06-09 21:43:37-04 @ditzkoff White Panther time-travels to fight in the War of Northern Aggression. 2981 873353850027204610 2017-06-09 21:39:18-04 @ditzkoff @realDonaldTrump "Imagine if they made a White Panther movie. Hollywood would never allow that. Why? Not good!" 2982 873344862661292033 2017-06-09 21:03:35-04 @aleofthesea so true 2983 873341322056404992 2017-06-09 20:49:31-04 @TheApexFan Feeling hurt 2984 873339930126241792 2017-06-09 20:43:59-04 @NickBaumann The Orb 2985 873337287785971712 2017-06-09 20:33:29-04 @mapzen @pbump Dang 2986 873337233415319553 2017-06-09 20:33:16-04 @amandawgolden Lol 2987 873313426210160641 2017-06-09 18:58:40-04 @KevinMKruse @JaredRizzi @ParkerMolloy Hmmm 2988 873312801170894848 2017-06-09 18:56:11-04 @JaredRizzi @ParkerMolloy there's a reason they call it INfrastructure not OUTfrastructure 2989 873311746961719296 2017-06-09 18:52:00-04 "warm support" https://t.co/mCU4WvF56w 2990 873311689277681665 2017-06-09 18:51:46-04 @JaredRizzi uh oh 2991 873311422700290052 2017-06-09 18:50:43-04 @JaredRizzi now we truly had that thing you know 2992 873311276214235139 2017-06-09 18:50:08-04 @JaredRizzi lol I forgot to mention that to you earlier 2993 873311033699561472 2017-06-09 18:49:10-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @Wanderlustin wow really just using all the desperate lines huh 2994 873310957925257220 2017-06-09 18:48:52-04 @JaredRizzi with the sound of silence? 2995 873310712743038977 2017-06-09 18:47:53-04 @JaredRizzi wat 2996 873310670145585152 2017-06-09 18:47:43-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @Wanderlustin saf we had that thing you know 2997 873310118208827392 2017-06-09 18:45:32-04 @JaredRizzi You seem really ramped up about this 2998 873309986209775616 2017-06-09 18:45:00-04 The only one of the four indicted Yahoo hackers who has been arrested -----> https://t.co/hSa0lUNMOz 2999 873309369022263297 2017-06-09 18:42:33-04 @darth PAWABUNGA 3000 873309232887672833 2017-06-09 18:42:01-04 @BrandyLJensen Omg 3001 873308676441944064 2017-06-09 18:39:48-04 @nicolecieux @PerchingPirtle @eleventhirtyate Hi Daisy 3002 873307730697736196 2017-06-09 18:36:02-04 @darth You are incorrigible 3003 873306191530733569 2017-06-09 18:29:55-04 @PerchingPirtle @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate he was a lesbian too 3004 873305922730426370 2017-06-09 18:28:51-04 @darth darth i don't think i can do that i think trying to fly there right now would be praguelematic 3005 873305804346200064 2017-06-09 18:28:23-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate @PerchingPirtle jesus 3006 873303947334885376 2017-06-09 18:21:00-04 @Hello_Tailor @darth ah, like one of those (((israeli))) books 3007 873303871778680834 2017-06-09 18:20:42-04 @TonyRomm same 3008 873303694246387712 2017-06-09 18:20:00-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams it was this https://t.co/mAvjVMEExE 3009 873303528470609921 2017-06-09 18:19:21-04 @darth the trump administration has the biggest books 3010 873303405309112324 2017-06-09 18:18:51-04 @darth how does this even work darth i mean seriously 3011 873303048491343873 2017-06-09 18:17:26-04 Oh -----> https://t.co/TiSw4X47M1 3012 873302594755735552 2017-06-09 18:15:38-04 @nicolecieux @PerchingPirtle wow what a snowflake 3013 873301998938009600 2017-06-09 18:13:16-04 @PerchingPirtle @nicolecieux she can't be a lesbian if she's finn 3014 873301555172298756 2017-06-09 18:11:30-04 @campuscodi but it looks so real 3015 873301383642062848 2017-06-09 18:10:49-04 @ashleyfeinberg @brianbeutler shoulda gone with "you are the liberal version of her tomi" 3016 873300562502184960 2017-06-09 18:07:33-04 @ASankin AARON 3017 873300130870513666 2017-06-09 18:05:50-04 @ASankin settle down 3018 873299777357836288 2017-06-09 18:04:26-04 @ASankin talk about a conflict of interest 3019 873299562202583043 2017-06-09 18:03:35-04 @blakehounshell prepare to be blocked 3020 873299387723771909 2017-06-09 18:02:53-04 @ASankin Shameful that Trump still has not filled the Deputy Assistant Secretary of State for Concrete Distribution 3021 873298671332319232 2017-06-09 18:00:03-04 Exactly. https://t.co/Lvq0rVI1vi 3022 873298305924685824 2017-06-09 17:58:35-04 @ASankin surely they can bridge their differences 3023 873298107152437248 2017-06-09 17:57:48-04 @JillybeanButtle @darth wow wow wow dogs 3024 873297172766314500 2017-06-09 17:54:05-04 @novemberhaiku dang 3025 873296648062943232 2017-06-09 17:52:00-04 When these are the options for the president of the United States... https://t.co/iKk417T5uy 3026 873296307053527040 2017-06-09 17:50:39-04 @RyanLizza you make good points 3027 873294886866264064 2017-06-09 17:45:00-04 go away https://t.co/D2uChhMNEd 3028 873294204209958912 2017-06-09 17:42:17-04 @WilliamTurton FEET 3029 873294186560319488 2017-06-09 17:42:13-04 @WilliamTurton EAR 3030 873292875475423232 2017-06-09 17:37:01-04 We knew this was coming https://t.co/VPkJ2PBgfp 3031 873292095750066176 2017-06-09 17:33:55-04 @WilliamTurton incredible 3032 873291111111860224 2017-06-09 17:30:00-04 Unusual times we're living in. https://t.co/zKDWauuABN 3033 873289099460870145 2017-06-09 17:22:00-04 This is art https://t.co/tDPAH36xHt 3034 873288907047264257 2017-06-09 17:21:15-04 @ThatChrisA that is the life 3035 873288223824465922 2017-06-09 17:18:32-04 @sducaru now if only we could get people to format it as "Article V"! 3036 873288003497721857 2017-06-09 17:17:39-04 @iammollymchugh god 3037 873287714887671808 2017-06-09 17:16:30-04 @cyndee31 maybe focus on the person who won the election instead of the person who didn't 3038 873287339765837825 2017-06-09 17:15:01-04 Interesting... https://t.co/wINHzugzFu 3039 873286866426101765 2017-06-09 17:13:08-04 @AlexKoppelman @KFILE @-ing only to say you are right 3040 873286609394966529 2017-06-09 17:12:07-04 @HowellONeill @zackwhittaker wait really? treason 3041 873286496492675072 2017-06-09 17:11:40-04 @HowellONeill @zackwhittaker i believe in the uk they are called "manses" 3042 873285992907759618 2017-06-09 17:09:40-04 @atsneed @jessicahester sure, to someone wearing a blindfold 3043 873285850007732225 2017-06-09 17:09:06-04 @ashleyrgold what does it mean? we'll never know 3044 873285441818165248 2017-06-09 17:07:28-04 @ashleyrgold idk it's just my favorite trump insult https://t.co/Wy8yRXFCOD 3045 873285155502399489 2017-06-09 17:06:20-04 @ashleyrgold sleepy eyes ashley gold says terribly untrue things about me. she should really be careful. not good! 3046 873285022513606658 2017-06-09 17:05:48-04 @DeeGoots @JediJeremy Very, very cool! 3047 873284766858084353 2017-06-09 17:04:47-04 @SonieNcmrs His meaning was clear, and he made it even more clear later: He's accusing Comey of lying. Which, under oath, is perjury. 3048 873283564921540608 2017-06-09 17:00:01-04 NPR reports that Mueller was on the short list for Trump FBI director pick and met with DOJ & WH officials about it. https://t.co/B8Hi7HKHHm 3049 873283245693177856 2017-06-09 16:58:45-04 @chaosbria lol 3050 873283009918775297 2017-06-09 16:57:49-04 @chaosbria is that a storm trooper helmet 3051 873281652247724032 2017-06-09 16:52:25-04 @AshCrossan i'm in love with you...r dog 3052 873279788521332736 2017-06-09 16:45:00-04 Senate Judiciary Committee to Daniel Richman: memos pls https://t.co/rGHmoRhmLY https://t.co/So5MoVummj 3053 873279309405982720 2017-06-09 16:43:06-04 @pbump actually it's free 3054 873279191277600768 2017-06-09 16:42:38-04 @pbump though he displays a shocking understanding of the technical architecture of deleted files 3055 873277773724475393 2017-06-09 16:37:00-04 @ChuckWendig first of all, that's false; second of all, what are you, spying on me through my webcam? 3056 873277560658030596 2017-06-09 16:36:09-04 @ChuckWendig I have never become high 3057 873277475782111232 2017-06-09 16:35:49-04 @TheApexFan @heathdwilliams okay Lucas Films 3058 873277288468688896 2017-06-09 16:35:04-04 @ChuckWendig you are not a straight shooter 3059 873277056662073345 2017-06-09 16:34:09-04 @ChuckWendig see why would you say that 3060 873276986029985794 2017-06-09 16:33:52-04 @heathdwilliams @TheApexFan they're all burnt wrecks at this point, so 3061 873276837949997057 2017-06-09 16:33:17-04 @ChuckWendig dAvE wHaT aRe YoU dOiNg WiTh ThE lEtTeRs 3062 873276510572040192 2017-06-09 16:31:59-04 @ChuckWendig cHuCk 3063 873276274344591361 2017-06-09 16:31:03-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck. 3064 873276148066734080 2017-06-09 16:30:33-04 @KThomasDC @GlennThrush @POTUS Glenn this should be your new profile picture 3065 873276051585196033 2017-06-09 16:30:10-04 @nycsouthpaw how British of you 3066 873276019414675457 2017-06-09 16:30:02-04 https://t.co/7UOEN9KVBd https://t.co/CoV8sHtJto 3067 873275698370269184 2017-06-09 16:28:45-04 @nycsouthpaw Right. This hinges on the source for the 5/11 story. If it's an FBI guy, then Kasowitz can't say Comey "leaked" it to him. 3068 873274917097263105 2017-06-09 16:25:39-04 @MarisaKabas @CoryBooker alright that's fair 3069 873274726529085441 2017-06-09 16:24:54-04 @pbump no 3070 873274666978357248 2017-06-09 16:24:39-04 @MarisaKabas @CoryBooker please ask him to follow me on twitter 3071 873274601249353729 2017-06-09 16:24:24-04 @pbump you've mastered the art of seeming like you're writing good articles 3072 873274001950478336 2017-06-09 16:22:01-04 Only good use of "to be sure" on the internet https://t.co/RsZxP5BrE9 3073 873273841342087169 2017-06-09 16:21:23-04 @ashleyrgold this is a good tweet 3074 873273115580780545 2017-06-09 16:18:30-04 @peterbakernyt asks Comey, not Mueller 3075 873272487890571265 2017-06-09 16:16:00-04 @Phishie_Philly @POTUS if you have proof of this like maybe tapes can you send it to me 3076 873272239373770752 2017-06-09 16:15:01-04 HPSCI asked Comey for his Trump memos and asked WH whether recordings or memos of Comey/Trump conversations exist (and to turn them over). https://t.co/JMNTb9oJ3t 3077 873271800330948608 2017-06-09 16:13:16-04 @mslopatto omg jeeves ilu 3078 873270568446984196 2017-06-09 16:08:22-04 @ThePlumLineGS Add "Comey" to your spellcheck dictionary 3079 873270226493874176 2017-06-09 16:07:01-04 @fmanjoo @rustyk5 stag plan hits snag, man 3080 873270083891728384 2017-06-09 16:06:27-04 @brynstole @adamgoldmanNYT @realDonaldTrump @Twitter true but he hasn't done that 3081 873269749215612928 2017-06-09 16:05:07-04 @adamgoldmanNYT @realDonaldTrump @Twitter it would be the most Real American thing he's ever done 3082 873268473861898242 2017-06-09 16:00:03-04 It's unsettling to think that this is true of the president of the United States, but it may just be. https://t.co/pAXJ6dw8so 3083 873268258543210496 2017-06-09 15:59:12-04 @timothypmurphy you really don't want to piss off ol' Mudflaps McGrew 3084 873267964019167232 2017-06-09 15:58:01-04 @dcbigjohn forgive me there was no problem i guarantee it 3085 873267001946513408 2017-06-09 15:54:12-04 @woodruffbets so you're saying he's familiar with how formidable comey can be 3086 873266893184004096 2017-06-09 15:53:46-04 @rcohen well, they're not all they're quacked up to be 3087 873266707082641408 2017-06-09 15:53:02-04 @dceiver dubye 3088 873266426576023552 2017-06-09 15:51:55-04 @pbump wait are they changing their story? did they say yesterday that he might have leaked the details but not in the form of a memo? 3089 873264097281925122 2017-06-09 15:42:39-04 @lksugarman no I'm not 3090 873263717315686400 2017-06-09 15:41:09-04 @brimil @darth WHO IS THIS 3091 873262685047205888 2017-06-09 15:37:03-04 This is real life https://t.co/yAsv7wgyui 3092 873261861319450624 2017-06-09 15:33:46-04 @rcohen i'm just wondering if this was due to mallardfeasance 3093 873261415955648513 2017-06-09 15:32:00-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @elisefoley we're done here 3094 873261415754121216 2017-06-09 15:32:00-04 --------> https://t.co/wKHZO66udH 3095 873261256869908481 2017-06-09 15:31:22-04 @JaredRizzi @elisefoley @aedwardslevy i hope the secret service throws you out of the building 3096 873261102192369664 2017-06-09 15:30:45-04 @NickBaumann @elisefoley good tweet 3097 873261002346954755 2017-06-09 15:30:22-04 @elisefoley @aedwardslevy settle down 3098 873260908738465792 2017-06-09 15:29:59-04 @rickhasen https://t.co/FamJdgISYD 3099 873260473352953856 2017-06-09 15:28:15-04 @JaredRizzi shake it, shake it up 3100 873260305060679680 2017-06-09 15:27:35-04 @aidnmclaughlin omfg 3101 873259538333532160 2017-06-09 15:24:32-04 https://t.co/mzARsUuYOb https://t.co/Hl663QT5aS 3102 873259068424687616 2017-06-09 15:22:40-04 @tarapalmeri "Yes, I have tapes, but I accidentally taped over the Comey conversations with reruns of 'Hannity'" 3103 873258635660599296 2017-06-09 15:20:57-04 Reminder about Trump's promises https://t.co/ekj3voAchr 3104 873257518528638976 2017-06-09 15:16:31-04 @aedwardslevy no 3105 873257391286038528 2017-06-09 15:16:01-04 Trump also said he never asked Comey for a loyalty pledge. "I barely know the man." 3106 873257205847523328 2017-06-09 15:15:16-04 Karl: You seem to be hinting that you have tapes. DJT: "I'm not hinting anything. I'll tell you about it over a very short period of time." 3107 873256917237477377 2017-06-09 15:14:08-04 Trump on asking Comey to drop Flynn investigation: "I didn't say that." But adds: "There'd be nothing wrong if I did say it." 3108 873256737255632898 2017-06-09 15:13:25-04 Trump, debating who to call on: "Should I take one of the killer networks that treat me so badly as fake news?" 3109 873256392995504129 2017-06-09 15:12:03-04 Trump: "Absolutely I'd be committed to Article V." 3110 873256306513195010 2017-06-09 15:11:42-04 Trump says it: "I'm committing the United States to Article V. And certainly we are there to protect." 3111 873256021531217920 2017-06-09 15:10:34-04 Trump said: "James Comey confirmed a lot of what I said. And some of the things he said just weren't true." 3112 873255774398578688 2017-06-09 15:09:35-04 Trump also explicitly accused Comey of perjury. 3113 873255425206079488 2017-06-09 15:08:12-04 Standing next to Romanian counterpart, Trump repeats his claim that the collusion allegation is a Dem excuse and explains Electoral College. 3114 873254395466719232 2017-06-09 15:04:06-04 @kelseylh what can I say, I know a market hole when I see one 3115 873253379618811904 2017-06-09 15:00:04-04 https://t.co/78AbRfQXYg https://t.co/v7vsIOg8sQ 3116 873253369724362752 2017-06-09 15:00:02-04 Can you believe it's only Tuesday? 3117 873249589708574720 2017-06-09 14:45:01-04 "Engaging with the President of the United States is Twitter’s weirdest growth hack." https://t.co/xopFe1F4yT 3118 873247904135348224 2017-06-09 14:38:19-04 @vplus Guess you were too focused on FAKE NEWS 3119 873245814566420480 2017-06-09 14:30:00-04 Tillerson appears to be freelancing now https://t.co/hMiHLHAAyv 3120 873244843790696448 2017-06-09 14:26:09-04 @vplus Not good! 3121 873242957201145858 2017-06-09 14:18:39-04 @vplus Vaughn 3122 873242727990919171 2017-06-09 14:17:45-04 @pbump Wow 3123 873242040502333440 2017-06-09 14:15:01-04 What do I win https://t.co/fXTDlxCNEA 3124 873241896071593984 2017-06-09 14:14:26-04 @darth @LuceVern @VictoriaParkDC @areyatheregod I need to find an excuse to come visit this dog 3125 873238278173892608 2017-06-09 14:00:04-04 This is absolutely brutal. https://t.co/lTRtGM0zkF 3126 873234635496583168 2017-06-09 13:45:35-04 @barefootboomer @darth OH MY GOD BEAUTIFUL CREATURE 3127 873234489647931392 2017-06-09 13:45:00-04 You know what, this fits with my understanding of the British political system https://t.co/w7WTzJauWT 3128 873234461328109568 2017-06-09 13:44:54-04 @modernjam @pbump i'm with you man, i mean i heard their constitution says land can vote but i think that's an urban legend 3129 873234263860289536 2017-06-09 13:44:07-04 @nicoleperlroth wait, what's wrong with this statement? 3130 873233625822748672 2017-06-09 13:41:34-04 @pbump this website is free 3131 873233529752219648 2017-06-09 13:41:12-04 @manraysky jesus god this dog 3132 873231677820215296 2017-06-09 13:33:50-04 @seanwbrooks oh I get it 3133 873230715093041152 2017-06-09 13:30:00-04 OMFG https://t.co/zsSkURNnh4 3134 873229201704353792 2017-06-09 13:24:00-04 @ashleyfeinberg are you shaming sean 3135 873228346607509504 2017-06-09 13:20:36-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots jesus christ 3136 873228224104452096 2017-06-09 13:20:07-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots missed opportunity to put zuvio in there 3137 873227787255132161 2017-06-09 13:18:22-04 @DeeGoots i can't stop laughing 3138 873227432848916481 2017-06-09 13:16:58-04 @DeeGoots why am i captivated by your eyes 3139 873226938818547713 2017-06-09 13:15:00-04 Sometimes even I can't keep track of what's going on in Weird Twitter https://t.co/e9gaBhGQwW 3140 873226549285326848 2017-06-09 13:13:27-04 @dceiver still 10.75 more hours! 3141 873226474207227906 2017-06-09 13:13:09-04 @heathdwilliams i just had some excellent mac and cheese for lunch cc: @Wanderlustin 3142 873226395866025986 2017-06-09 13:12:51-04 @amir_anasr lol 3143 873225838111707140 2017-06-09 13:10:38-04 @ddiamond @kylegriffin1 omg 3144 873223182676893696 2017-06-09 13:00:05-04 Caption contest, go https://t.co/QQQViC6VMM 3145 873221151258013697 2017-06-09 12:52:00-04 #FF @JennaMC_Laugh https://t.co/VsN73P3IsR 3146 873221116709490688 2017-06-09 12:51:52-04 @WilliamTurton oh my god 3147 873220534007476225 2017-06-09 12:49:33-04 @JennaMC_Laugh yes, in keeping with the spirit of the article i took your work without credit and am receiving 33% more engagement 3148 873219424756658176 2017-06-09 12:45:09-04 @DanielKennedyDK @heathdwilliams omfg 3149 873219390682021890 2017-06-09 12:45:01-04 https://t.co/kQOzjs9H8i https://t.co/6QylonQ9Q2 3150 873217075195637760 2017-06-09 12:35:48-04 @dalykyle @amir_anasr @ashleyrgold @b_fung @realDonaldTrump "They told me, 'Sir, the small cells, they're incredible!' I said, 'No no no no!' I said, 'No small cells. No small. No problem there.'" 3151 873216859646156800 2017-06-09 12:34:57-04 @TonyRomm https://t.co/bF2DSnQcuz 3152 873215885061836801 2017-06-09 12:31:05-04 @darth @VictoriaParkDC @areyatheregod maggie needs to hold a press conference 3153 873215579099996162 2017-06-09 12:29:52-04 @dalykyle @amir_anasr @ashleyrgold @b_fung @realDonaldTrump "They tell me there's something called 'mesh networking.' We will put the mesh everywhere. Okay? Everywhere. Believe me. A real big thing." 3154 873214499632939009 2017-06-09 12:25:34-04 @gabrielmalor why are we assuming that this person is telling the truth 3155 873214239808380929 2017-06-09 12:24:32-04 @pbump @mapzen can they build a map of the internet that avoids your content 3156 873214044555161601 2017-06-09 12:23:46-04 @amir_anasr @ashleyrgold @dalykyle @b_fung @realDonaldTrump "You know, they talk about wireless hotspots. 'Hotspots.' We're gonna have a lot of hotspots, folks, okay? Lot of hotspots. Beautiful." 3157 873213150874783744 2017-06-09 12:20:13-04 @WilliamTurton UNREAL 3158 873212651773493248 2017-06-09 12:18:14-04 @libbycwatson did you wrap yourself in the Union Flag 3159 873211841811492865 2017-06-09 12:15:01-04 At least he didn't bodyslam the reporters, I guess? https://t.co/03usyABTl4 3160 873208087246721024 2017-06-09 12:00:06-04 it is with a heavy heart that I must announce that the brands are at it again https://t.co/mF02GQPOR4 3161 873206788576948224 2017-06-09 11:54:56-04 @JaredRizzi wow 3162 873206636218855424 2017-06-09 11:54:20-04 @JaredRizzi do you have any more candy 3163 873206157225193474 2017-06-09 11:52:25-04 @heathdwilliams hmmmm ok 3164 873206064132612096 2017-06-09 11:52:03-04 @heathdwilliams why did you cut your own hair 3165 873205879746826240 2017-06-09 11:51:19-04 @heathdwilliams heath 3166 873205508588670976 2017-06-09 11:49:51-04 @JaredRizzi hey the president is speaking shouldn't you be doing something 3167 873204613322821633 2017-06-09 11:46:17-04 @newodan Also, you're bad at reading. I didn't say Trump said something perjurious. I said he accused Comey of doing so. 3168 873204382510329856 2017-06-09 11:45:22-04 @newodan Not true. Comey did not leak anything. 3169 873204293700116480 2017-06-09 11:45:01-04 Was not expecting Russia to start supporting Nazis again https://t.co/vUvnCSVP0T 3170 873201827449364480 2017-06-09 11:35:13-04 @kelseylh if you're RTing Josh Kraushaar you're losing 3171 873201393410158592 2017-06-09 11:33:30-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @PerchingPirtle or perhaps his journey to a politically divided Southeast Asian island Zuvio in Borneo 3172 873201045975052294 2017-06-09 11:32:07-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @PerchingPirtle What about his astrology class? Zuvio the Scorpio 3173 873200823425257473 2017-06-09 11:31:14-04 @bartongellman That is a good point. Comey may have been speculating about a natural extension of "come over and use our stuff." Or he may have info... 3174 873200522437709824 2017-06-09 11:30:02-04 Grassley to Trump: Rescind OLC opinion re: ignoring D info requests. "You are being ill-served and ill-advised." https://t.co/Sx8zYVzOOK https://t.co/RZuMH5lERJ 3175 873200384281640964 2017-06-09 11:29:29-04 @heathdwilliams @PerchingPirtle Or his life as a filmmaker: Zuvio and the Studio 3176 873200259358392320 2017-06-09 11:28:59-04 @darth @Olivianuzzi @pbump smh smh 3177 873200153716543488 2017-06-09 11:28:34-04 @heathdwilliams @PerchingPirtle I hope it's about how he plays card games: Zuvio and Yu-Gi-Oh 3178 873199958656208896 2017-06-09 11:27:48-04 @Olivianuzzi @darth @pbump also Rod Rosenstein works at the Justice Department which is not headquartered at the White House OLIVIA 3179 873199885675368448 2017-06-09 11:27:30-04 @drake_baer @NatashaBertrand lol 3180 873199844659212288 2017-06-09 11:27:20-04 @NatashaBertrand true, although if it's a choice between Russia hiring them and an anti-Qatar Gulf state hiring them, I know which one I find more likely 3181 873199626265952258 2017-06-09 11:26:28-04 @darth @Olivianuzzi @pbump DARTH DAMN IT 3182 873199579642163200 2017-06-09 11:26:17-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams my point is we just don't zuviknow for sure 3183 873198912282251264 2017-06-09 11:23:38-04 @heathdwilliams just noting that 3184 873198731486793728 2017-06-09 11:22:55-04 @heathdwilliams this is a May 25 story based on the Vanity Fair article and it includes the word "LucasFilm" 3185 873198430004408320 2017-06-09 11:21:43-04 @timothypmurphy you should write a Wall Street Journal op-ed 3186 873198216891817985 2017-06-09 11:20:52-04 @Olivianuzzi wow 3187 873198011953942529 2017-06-09 11:20:03-04 @Olivianuzzi where are you? looks familiar 3188 873197780419923969 2017-06-09 11:19:08-04 This NYT story also shows how hacked emails and think tank conferences reveal the scope of the Qatar/Gulf dispute. https://t.co/OQDxAIqA4S https://t.co/lhvEsAiBfv 3189 873194667046776832 2017-06-09 11:06:46-04 @JamesFales2 @JakeLaperruque in any event, this kind of ambiguity opens Dems up to charges of being over their skis, which was my point 3190 873193736171393026 2017-06-09 11:03:04-04 @JamesFales2 @JakeLaperruque my read is she's speaking of technical altering, as shown by her use of the word "hacked" 3191 873193417500700673 2017-06-09 11:01:48-04 @lrozen Adams Morgan, 18th and Columbia I believe 3192 873192990893899777 2017-06-09 11:00:06-04 This feels like a lifetime ago. https://t.co/AbYLtt6FCh 3193 873192405469724680 2017-06-09 10:57:47-04 @JakeLaperruque without any evidence, "probably" strikes me as too far 3194 873191626029637632 2017-06-09 10:54:41-04 @nicolecieux @FutureBoy ok this was good 3195 873191117805813760 2017-06-09 10:52:40-04 @FutureBoy There's nothing illiberal about a metal detector. 3196 873190951291723779 2017-06-09 10:52:00-04 Puzzling. No evidence for this claim, and many more arguments that work better for Democrats. https://t.co/AKkHmFeqfd 3197 873190758806937600 2017-06-09 10:51:14-04 @SPLACali I have no clue. But the Secret Service screens every place the president walks through. So I'm wondering if the U.K. is different. 3198 873189637107462144 2017-06-09 10:46:47-04 @darth YES 3199 873189190778757121 2017-06-09 10:45:00-04 Can anyone just run in the prime minister's district and stand next to her without being screened? Seems like a huge security risk. https://t.co/QtBUwqn5X6 3200 873187177617739776 2017-06-09 10:37:00-04 Disturbing. https://t.co/rQgDD5Cv7y 3201 873185419139076096 2017-06-09 10:30:01-04 Grover Norquist. https://t.co/bD9zKEF8R6 https://t.co/Xv5vCN6byl 3202 873182153588318208 2017-06-09 10:17:03-04 @charlie_savage @alanblinder surely just a simple oversight 3203 873181634073423873 2017-06-09 10:14:59-04 @bartongellman This seems fairly straightforward, no? Plant malware on the Russian-gifted phone. 3204 873180821880008704 2017-06-09 10:11:45-04 @MarisaKabas @tayhatmaker too bad, i'm lit af 3205 873180763864399872 2017-06-09 10:11:31-04 There it is. https://t.co/vWyfYq96uM 3206 873180523404947456 2017-06-09 10:10:34-04 @MarisaKabas @tayhatmaker she's still asleep probably, i have a few hours to do whatever i want morning eric is lit 3207 873178598273949696 2017-06-09 10:02:55-04 @MarisaKabas who saw the bucket and said "i wanna fuck it" 3208 873178457605386240 2017-06-09 10:02:21-04 @elisefoley "Love America. Big fan. Great colors." 3209 873178374218420225 2017-06-09 10:02:01-04 @MarisaKabas are you tryna get under the bucket 3210 873178072911986688 2017-06-09 10:00:50-04 @PerchingPirtle LOL 3211 873178050279727104 2017-06-09 10:00:44-04 @MarisaKabas omfg 3212 873178012174487552 2017-06-09 10:00:35-04 @nycsouthpaw omfg paw 3213 873177725850222592 2017-06-09 09:59:27-04 @nycsouthpaw you're taking him literally again paw 3214 873176315536564227 2017-06-09 09:53:51-04 @AviBublick @darth @WarriorCanineCn YOU GO LEO 3215 873175841622118400 2017-06-09 09:51:58-04 The Fantastic Beasts sequel looks really weird https://t.co/oG8heDDMtT 3216 873170321779470336 2017-06-09 09:30:02-04 Oh my sweet lord god https://t.co/si6L3zqrW8 3217 873168921179955203 2017-06-09 09:24:28-04 @PerchingPirtle twss 3218 873167790856974336 2017-06-09 09:19:58-04 @PerchingPirtle yes https://t.co/1D4UXeU2Sx 3219 873167408013479936 2017-06-09 09:18:27-04 I wonder how many people are confused about this and how many are just shamelessly lying to try to spin a bad situation. https://t.co/JTAUCPqNLF 3220 873167138193854464 2017-06-09 09:17:23-04 @PerchingPirtle You should eat a podcast 3221 873158769638813696 2017-06-09 08:44:07-04 @Wanderlustin ☹️ 3222 873156301236338688 2017-06-09 08:34:19-04 @Wanderlustin what prompted this 3223 873156252003696641 2017-06-09 08:34:07-04 @Wanderlustin LOL so true 3224 873155271249362944 2017-06-09 08:30:13-04 @Wanderlustin ilu 3225 873155223640035329 2017-06-09 08:30:02-04 Am I reading this right? Did Trump's defense secretary and personal lawyer babysit him during Comey's testimony? https://t.co/q3ra8ujsQF https://t.co/xDjkvByqsF 3226 873148423196815361 2017-06-09 08:03:01-04 It's like he knew you were tracking this and walked right up to the line https://t.co/yHV2t1Nv1h 3227 873143755632766976 2017-06-09 07:44:28-04 @Wanderlustin one of the counts of impeachment against Bill Clinton was perjury 3228 873143670672945152 2017-06-09 07:44:07-04 @Wanderlustin nothing, though if it's proven that he lied under oath it would make impeachment more likely 3229 873143154295406594 2017-06-09 07:42:04-04 The president just accused the former FBI director of perjury. But will he set the record straight under oath himself? https://t.co/mmPDI1WUTR 3230 873015590713270272 2017-06-08 23:15:11-04 Okay well goodnight everyone, I hope you enjoyed learning about British politics with me, we certainly had fun didn't we https://t.co/LtYDeJ6ePf 3231 873013731210539012 2017-06-08 23:07:47-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @IntlSpyMuseum Great free ad for the Spy Museum case 3232 873013343115780096 2017-06-08 23:06:15-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @IntlSpyMuseum Omg 3233 873012239770546176 2017-06-08 23:01:52-04 @nycsouthpaw I do what I want, paw 3234 873011777319120901 2017-06-08 23:00:02-04 The results in the prime minister's district were so obvious ahead of time that analysts were saying https://t.co/Uw9H8eq1kh 3235 873009880231276544 2017-06-08 22:52:29-04 @ditzkoff when you procrastinate, we win 3236 873009807648804864 2017-06-08 22:52:12-04 @aedwardslevy @petridishes jfc 3237 873009758806179840 2017-06-08 22:52:00-04 Fun fact: The U.K.'s official name is "the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland XP Service Pack 2 Sponsored by Coors Light" 3238 873009695258292224 2017-06-08 22:51:45-04 @ashleyfeinberg honestly ashley fuk u 3239 873009581575872513 2017-06-08 22:51:18-04 @ashleyfeinberg that woman just flew to the top of the zodiac's list tho 3240 873009435672813570 2017-06-08 22:50:43-04 @ditzkoff i just closed this tweet, re-opened it, and laughed again 3241 873009388117798912 2017-06-08 22:50:32-04 @ditzkoff i can't stop laughing 3242 873009234383958016 2017-06-08 22:49:55-04 @selenalarson he was a write-in candidate tho i mean, for obvious reasons 3243 873008786281201664 2017-06-08 22:48:09-04 @JakeLaperruque lol lol lol 3244 873007997223620608 2017-06-08 22:45:00-04 I just read on Wikipedia that May and Corbyn have to settle this by racing to be the first to grab the gold mace in the House of Commons 3245 873007897931911168 2017-06-08 22:44:37-04 @frankpallotta @darth frank i think you missed it 3246 873007361258139649 2017-06-08 22:42:29-04 @MilliganSusan omfg 3247 873007296523235328 2017-06-08 22:42:13-04 @darth darth i am living for this 3248 873006062689017856 2017-06-08 22:37:19-04 @Hello_Tailor not enough of them are humoring me 3249 873005982472916992 2017-06-08 22:37:00-04 OMFG https://t.co/m4ymdqgvVU 3250 873005285266399232 2017-06-08 22:34:14-04 @ditzkoff fuck, this is better than all of my stupid british election tweets tonight combined 3251 873004852619730949 2017-06-08 22:32:31-04 @Natasha17296915 i am 8 3252 873004808155914240 2017-06-08 22:32:20-04 @Hello_Tailor idk what u r talking about this is gr8 for my brand 3253 873004620829904897 2017-06-08 22:31:35-04 @Bencjacobs What Rust Belt Democrats Can Learn From Lord Buckethead In 2020 3254 873004221704146945 2017-06-08 22:30:00-04 just super excited about the 2017 United Kingdom general election https://t.co/g0ENonG89B 3255 873004056951894016 2017-06-08 22:29:21-04 @darth omg you have to really look for it but darth when i found it 3256 873003511511908353 2017-06-08 22:27:11-04 I worry that this one was too subtle https://t.co/MJZPaJiTET 3257 873003325867872256 2017-06-08 22:26:27-04 @PerchingPirtle GREAT JOB DANNY 3258 873003247891599361 2017-06-08 22:26:08-04 @RachAClark i'm gonna be honest, these are like 40% rachel-like-bait at this point 3259 873002963534532609 2017-06-08 22:25:00-04 Did you know that the U.K. has like 20 secretaries of state? I guess because they had a big empire at one point but wow 3260 873001486086795264 2017-06-08 22:19:08-04 @aedwardslevy oh 3261 873001274903494656 2017-06-08 22:18:18-04 @Hello_Tailor ok 3262 873001208822333440 2017-06-08 22:18:02-04 @andresdavid @libbycwatson crying/dead 3263 873001139335200768 2017-06-08 22:17:45-04 @EvanMcS idk, remember tan suit twitter? 3264 873000975518269440 2017-06-08 22:17:06-04 Exchequer? I barely know her 3265 873000671213178880 2017-06-08 22:15:54-04 @AdamMasseyLaw thx 3266 873000629672824832 2017-06-08 22:15:44-04 @Hello_Tailor can u translate this https://t.co/Fx0dbTujTc 3267 873000531677122560 2017-06-08 22:15:20-04 @OneSteeleSister thank u 3268 872999762244640769 2017-06-08 22:12:17-04 What are the x's that the Chancellor of the Exchequer checks and how does he check them 3269 872998223757139968 2017-06-08 22:06:10-04 @darth it really does darth cc: @jack 3270 872997915618357249 2017-06-08 22:04:57-04 I'm kicking myself for not threading them https://t.co/ok6KdPEEeD 3271 872997565578571776 2017-06-08 22:03:33-04 @darth @goldman there are custom shops i'm sure 3272 872997443276767236 2017-06-08 22:03:04-04 Most people don't know this but in the U.K. they spell "election" with a "u" 3273 872997393641472000 2017-06-08 22:02:52-04 @darth @goldman unbelievable, imagine if u were a swan 3274 872997289341702144 2017-06-08 22:02:27-04 @jamesrbuk james, thank u 3275 872996821316116481 2017-06-08 22:00:36-04 @goldman @darth that's fucked up 3276 872996602406998018 2017-06-08 21:59:44-04 One of the few things I know about U.K. elections is that everyone is required to go to the polls dressed like the king from Hamilton 3277 872995768721866752 2017-06-08 21:56:25-04 Do the corgis get to vote 3278 872995620444917760 2017-06-08 21:55:50-04 @darth exactly, does that automatically give you the iron throne in westminster 3279 872995157347631104 2017-06-08 21:53:59-04 @RachAClark i see you're looking for me to apologize that will not happen 3280 872995000350642176 2017-06-08 21:53:22-04 @RachAClark cleggxit yes 3281 872994984349376515 2017-06-08 21:53:18-04 Okay so I think I understood the British voting system but which district elects the queen 3282 872994267261792256 2017-06-08 21:50:27-04 @NickyWoolf fair enough 3283 872994245635973120 2017-06-08 21:50:22-04 @kelseylh eh 3284 872993671058247681 2017-06-08 21:48:05-04 @NickyWoolf that seems like a lot 3285 872993622341431300 2017-06-08 21:47:53-04 @Hello_Tailor @Typhonatemybaby Waxington-upon-Hefferfleffer 3286 872993067229470721 2017-06-08 21:45:41-04 @Hello_Tailor @Typhonatemybaby i enjoy this thread 3287 872992989899051009 2017-06-08 21:45:22-04 Sorry I'm just not very familiar with the U.K. voting system and would appreciate information 3288 872992788530573316 2017-06-08 21:44:34-04 Another question: If you dress up as a Doctor Who character do you get an extra vote 3289 872992297666924546 2017-06-08 21:42:37-04 @Hello_Tailor "OUR LAWS ARE WRITTEN ON ANIMAL SKIN" 3290 872992221070491648 2017-06-08 21:42:19-04 @Hello_Tailor omfg 3291 872992069492633601 2017-06-08 21:41:43-04 This seems inefficient https://t.co/RMABOFkJY6 3292 872991610560286721 2017-06-08 21:39:54-04 @Hello_Tailor it was a joke, what the heck is the parchment controvery 3293 872991343827615748 2017-06-08 21:38:50-04 Question: do they still vote on parchment in the U.K. 3294 872990781350531074 2017-06-08 21:36:36-04 @ditzkoff holy shit I feel like I'm rediscovering covfefe all over again 3295 872990321252106240 2017-06-08 21:34:46-04 @ditzkoff @ashleyfeinberg I don't even get this 3296 872989249502576640 2017-06-08 21:30:31-04 @_jennytweets @ashleyfeinberg sorry I meant the second word; completely read over the fact that he wrote "roh" instead of "ruh" 3297 872988700795437056 2017-06-08 21:28:20-04 @ashleyfeinberg that's not even how you spell "roh" jfc 3298 872988610882154497 2017-06-08 21:27:58-04 @Hello_Tailor https://t.co/S9SRORy7HL 3299 872988501729529862 2017-06-08 21:27:32-04 @kelseylh also apparently Nick Clegg? 3300 872982825972228097 2017-06-08 21:04:59-04 @kelseylh as i said i am just asking 3301 872982727242526720 2017-06-08 21:04:36-04 @kelseylh kelsey did you battersea that coming i am just asking 3302 872978751977660416 2017-06-08 20:48:48-04 @leahmcelrath Are you an attorney? 3303 872977897723703296 2017-06-08 20:45:24-04 @leahmcelrath The overall probe is tied to campaign events and thus Sessions cannot participate in any sub-part of it. 3304 872977309741060098 2017-06-08 20:43:04-04 @darth @pbump omfg 3305 872977135362871296 2017-06-08 20:42:22-04 @pbump @darth hmmmmmm 3306 872976712363061248 2017-06-08 20:40:42-04 @darth @pbump i'm feeling generous https://t.co/afI0AYgcoh 3307 872972763379638272 2017-06-08 20:25:00-04 @HollywoodinDC @darth @dog_rates wow look at this little floopster 3308 872972017871572992 2017-06-08 20:22:02-04 I will be interested to see whether these IT modernization efforts falter b/c tech companies don't want to be seen meeting with Trump WH. 3309 872971781765771264 2017-06-08 20:21:06-04 I wrote about ATC and the Office of American Innovation, Kushner-led efforts spearheaded by Chris Liddell: https://t.co/3vtDGA2Vrx 3310 872971507512877056 2017-06-08 20:20:01-04 Bloomberg has the attendee list for 1st meeting of Trump's American Technology Council, focused on IT modernization. https://t.co/5Xiv59dlrz https://t.co/dcF2lVgRXV 3311 872968257980043264 2017-06-08 20:07:06-04 @Harlso @darth Well I do now! 3312 872962699684085760 2017-06-08 19:45:01-04 At State Dept briefing today, @statedeptspox called Russia's claim that it sees hacking attempts coming from the US every day "propaganda." https://t.co/EIcZBw6Sdu 3313 872959176103927813 2017-06-08 19:31:01-04 why am I laughing uncontrollably https://t.co/MueEKo7uLy 3314 872957819095572482 2017-06-08 19:25:37-04 @JaredRizzi you made it so easy 3315 872957696194080772 2017-06-08 19:25:08-04 @JaredRizzi "all" 3316 872955148603187200 2017-06-08 19:15:00-04 Guess the printer was broken. https://t.co/LeeEO7tjlp 3317 872953168296108032 2017-06-08 19:07:08-04 @leahmcelrath the Russia probe is directly linked to the campaign, so this covers that 3318 872951698037329920 2017-06-08 19:01:18-04 @kelseylh straightforward from here 3319 872950488425267205 2017-06-08 18:56:29-04 @KimZetter https://t.co/CkPckAre5i 3320 872950342845116416 2017-06-08 18:55:55-04 Also, seeing Mary McCord on this email, I'm starting to think she's more a part of this whole thing than we realize. 3321 872949928561082369 2017-06-08 18:54:16-04 @JaredRizzi @ashleyfeinberg this explains a lot 3322 872947407729938432 2017-06-08 18:44:15-04 DOJ statement also points out that Comey did not confirm media reports about his requests for more resources. Tho didn't deny either. 3323 872946848067145729 2017-06-08 18:42:01-04 Comey said DOJ never sent a memo about the scope of Sessions' recusal. DOJ responds that this email suffices. https://t.co/qGKc6Dujig 3324 872946522660495363 2017-06-08 18:40:44-04 DOJ says Sessions recused solely b/c of campaign work. Also denies that he stared blankly when Comey said "don't leave me alone with him." https://t.co/lKkqINRjfw 3325 872944047110881280 2017-06-08 18:30:54-04 @justinjm1 Wow we're already moving into roleplaying 3326 872943892865445888 2017-06-08 18:30:17-04 @JaredRizzi *stares at you as the grandfather clock ticks* 3327 872943823650832385 2017-06-08 18:30:00-04 "Despite curious observations from outsiders regarding Comey’s standing among our FBI family, we are very much an organization in mourning." https://t.co/VW5qUkMeFY 3328 872943627831476224 2017-06-08 18:29:14-04 @justinjm1 I felt directed to do that 3329 872942804061876224 2017-06-08 18:25:57-04 @justinjm1 That thing you know* 3330 872942766489305088 2017-06-08 18:25:48-04 @justinjm1 Come on Justin, we had that thing! 3331 872942684486479877 2017-06-08 18:25:29-04 @JaredRizzi How long is this going to be a thing between us 3332 872942466298785792 2017-06-08 18:24:37-04 @justinjm1 Idk I guess so just let me have my metaphor 3333 872942175163756546 2017-06-08 18:23:27-04 @justinjm1 Because it's the other shoe that was waiting to drop from Comey's Sessions hints 3334 872942048688713730 2017-06-08 18:22:57-04 @JaredRizzi This doesn't even make sense 3335 872941714981486596 2017-06-08 18:21:37-04 This falling shoe almost hit me https://t.co/LNS2HyEXsa 3336 872941354090975234 2017-06-08 18:20:11-04 @Hello_Tailor @gracierocket I LOVE YOU SO MUCH 3337 872940645861797890 2017-06-08 18:17:23-04 @LillianSkye_ Love it 3338 872940167119745029 2017-06-08 18:15:28-04 @Hello_Tailor @gracierocket You and me in the same room, holy hell 3339 872939653644656642 2017-06-08 18:13:26-04 Jesus https://t.co/U6W0RRyQJ0 3340 872938589939695617 2017-06-08 18:09:12-04 @gracierocket @Hello_Tailor I want more than anything to watch election results with Gavia 3341 872938467566776324 2017-06-08 18:08:43-04 @nycsouthpaw What is this is this from game of thrones 3342 872937665041227778 2017-06-08 18:05:32-04 @nycsouthpaw I don't get it explain the history pls 3343 872936559338823680 2017-06-08 18:01:08-04 @TheStalwart @jbarro This is good 3344 872936285358309376 2017-06-08 18:00:03-04 "...a President who once promised to 'drain the swamp' of influence peddling now owns the city’s newest bog." https://t.co/Q8MuTd9mYO 3345 872935501803786240 2017-06-08 17:56:56-04 @JaredRizzi @ashleyfeinberg Nope 3346 872934146703847424 2017-06-08 17:51:33-04 @JaredRizzi @ashleyfeinberg what is WRONG with you 3347 872934012909752320 2017-06-08 17:51:01-04 @dnvolz ITS A TRAP...EZE 3348 872933930080645121 2017-06-08 17:50:41-04 @axbom it is capitalized in USG legal documents 3349 872932770775019521 2017-06-08 17:46:05-04 @timothypmurphy oi 3350 872932518244306948 2017-06-08 17:45:05-04 @ASankin @Hello_Tailor server 3351 872932142526996480 2017-06-08 17:43:35-04 @tayhatmaker @Hello_Tailor jolly good 3352 872931825441800192 2017-06-08 17:42:20-04 @darth omg 3353 872931633116192769 2017-06-08 17:41:34-04 @Hello_Tailor @tayhatmaker do they use bat'leths or is that an urban legend 3354 872931437238005762 2017-06-08 17:40:47-04 @tayhatmaker @Hello_Tailor taylor mate i would never row with u ur too good of a bloke 3355 872929153112211456 2017-06-08 17:31:42-04 @Harlso @darth omfg is that a carrot on harlso's head in the photo 3356 872928636747350020 2017-06-08 17:29:39-04 @HamillHimself I've heard of acid trips that are more normal than this 3357 872928472276115456 2017-06-08 17:29:00-04 @timothypmurphy you should start by spelling "moment" correctly BURNT 3358 872928356504829954 2017-06-08 17:28:33-04 @jamesrbuk @GossiTheDog guess you could say the pound is taking a pounding lmao please rt 3359 872927692143964160 2017-06-08 17:25:54-04 @KimmySchmidt @JaredRizzi this would probably be funnier to me if I watched you (I have heard you are great fwiw) 3360 872927266011041794 2017-06-08 17:24:13-04 @nycsouthpaw @lrozen wait Corbyn is Labor shit damn it 3361 872927215310262274 2017-06-08 17:24:00-04 @nycsouthpaw @lrozen Brevenge of the Libs 3362 872927017506930693 2017-06-08 17:23:13-04 @Hello_Tailor @tayhatmaker alright that's ... very british 3363 872926713218576384 2017-06-08 17:22:01-04 @Hello_Tailor @tayhatmaker wot kind of biscuits are they 3364 872926710374686720 2017-06-08 17:22:00-04 Oh. My god. https://t.co/79uOyuDuQP 3365 872926522763620354 2017-06-08 17:21:15-04 @brianbeutler fair enough, guess i can't say you're jowlt of line 3366 872926461283491840 2017-06-08 17:21:01-04 @Hello_Tailor @tayhatmaker i love biscuits 3367 872925109656453120 2017-06-08 17:15:38-04 This Sky News chyron sounds familiar https://t.co/GuMVHbnSwh 3368 872924053652295682 2017-06-08 17:11:27-04 Everyone calm down, the House of Lords doesn't vote until the convention. 3369 872924007527534592 2017-06-08 17:11:16-04 @aedwardslevy fuck 3370 872923830821498880 2017-06-08 17:10:34-04 @aedwardslevy you shouldn't get to just make up the last one 3371 872923519029571586 2017-06-08 17:09:19-04 @jbarro shouldn't this poll wait until the superdelegates vote 3372 872923194969161730 2017-06-08 17:08:02-04 @brianbeutler can you cite sources 3373 872923015276892161 2017-06-08 17:07:19-04 The U.K., growing tired of us hogging the world's attention, may have decided to try a hung parliament. https://t.co/Ze1fYGYf8z 3374 872922371161812992 2017-06-08 17:04:46-04 @JaredRizzi Get. Out. 3375 872921564098048000 2017-06-08 17:01:33-04 @brianbeutler hmmmm 3376 872921181216755715 2017-06-08 17:00:02-04 @oh_itsjustWES @darth OMFG BARKLEY 3377 872921175697108995 2017-06-08 17:00:01-04 This is great ----> https://t.co/TrgL2f6IvF 3378 872917400479440896 2017-06-08 16:45:00-04 .@petridishes in fine form https://t.co/3rInnOl4tI https://t.co/dX0f9TYnNg 3379 872915570890616833 2017-06-08 16:37:44-04 (Touhill is the former federal CISO. Not sure why that isn't mentioned there.) 3380 872915385305120768 2017-06-08 16:37:00-04 .@HouseScience is doing a hearing next week on #WannaCry ransomware lessons, with the former federal CISO and the head of NIST's IT Lab. https://t.co/OH5VD3g2hw 3381 872913626520317954 2017-06-08 16:30:01-04 Interestingly enough, also my Tinder bio. https://t.co/M23czAu6iv 3382 872909852812734464 2017-06-08 16:15:01-04 Is this a coded message, @RusEmbUSA? https://t.co/3ittiJg3Ns 3383 872908956162764800 2017-06-08 16:11:27-04 @KatieBoWill yep seems about right 3384 872908915071229956 2017-06-08 16:11:17-04 @ohheygreat @darth @sean_a_rose one of the most regal cats I have ever seen 3385 872908023013965824 2017-06-08 16:07:45-04 @KatieBoWill katie bo you're part of history how does it feel 3386 872907909893693440 2017-06-08 16:07:18-04 @eliotnelson holy jeez 3387 872907592472944640 2017-06-08 16:06:02-04 @JaredRizzi bad (or sick!) comment, jared 3388 872907025830866944 2017-06-08 16:03:47-04 @ohheygreat @darth @sean_a_rose i love this cat 3389 872906949574176768 2017-06-08 16:03:29-04 @JaredRizzi *presses diet coke button* 3390 872906078819729409 2017-06-08 16:00:01-04 I spy @joshgerstein and @KatieBoWill sitting behind @BradSherman who is right behind Comey. https://t.co/5DPYItkcIm 3391 872905532075642880 2017-06-08 15:57:51-04 @JaredRizzi I hope you can see your way clear to it 3392 872905445589078016 2017-06-08 15:57:30-04 @AshCrossan okay I will watch it at some point probably 3393 872905029912539136 2017-06-08 15:55:51-04 @JaredRizzi next time up your game and send me a four-course meal 3394 872904921036750849 2017-06-08 15:55:25-04 @ohheygreat @darth @sean_a_rose omfg 3395 872904873850925056 2017-06-08 15:55:14-04 @JaredRizzi too smushed; not good! 3396 872904849792409600 2017-06-08 15:55:08-04 @JaredRizzi threw it away 3397 872904680917041152 2017-06-08 15:54:28-04 @JaredRizzi Spent about an hour staring at it deciding whether I wanted to eat it 3398 872904292289609728 2017-06-08 15:52:55-04 @darth @pbump JFC 3399 872904061867048960 2017-06-08 15:52:00-04 #FF @JaredRizzi https://t.co/oC73YYKMvI 3400 872903910717100040 2017-06-08 15:51:24-04 @pbump Because I know facts? 3401 872903717707755520 2017-06-08 15:50:38-04 @pbump It's Rod 3402 872903479643316225 2017-06-08 15:49:41-04 @AshCrossan Moana should be #1 I just saw it recently and I love it so much also not sure I've ever seen Tarzan 3403 872903200147419136 2017-06-08 15:48:35-04 @TonyRomm @scranecolt @mekosoff nothing about you is ever good 3404 872902462369390592 2017-06-08 15:45:39-04 @dog_rates @darth @ShopWeRateDogs NEED THIS 3405 872902302931275780 2017-06-08 15:45:01-04 Best comedy I've seen all day https://t.co/T7Xsuuxeuv 3406 872900758529875973 2017-06-08 15:38:53-04 @JaredRizzi sure I'd do the other stuff too I guess 3407 872899836567224329 2017-06-08 15:35:13-04 @JaredRizzi I would actually be great at pool duty. I would make so many puns. 3408 872899269388357632 2017-06-08 15:32:58-04 @JaredRizzi And look what just arrived! Thank you @JaredRizzi, although it is a little smushed. https://t.co/JmuLSEjAbc 3409 872898904236449792 2017-06-08 15:31:31-04 So Sunday I tweeted this at @JaredRizzi... https://t.co/mPLFH17cSs 3410 872898690951852032 2017-06-08 15:30:40-04 @nycsouthpaw they are amazing, they tag me sometimes too 3411 872897582086979584 2017-06-08 15:26:15-04 @dnvolz the looking glass is like 50 miles behind us 3412 872897076853690368 2017-06-08 15:24:15-04 @DustinGiebel no no it's fine! ah well 3413 872896896544763904 2017-06-08 15:23:32-04 @TaylorLorenz @nycsouthpaw clearly you had a burr-ning desire to escape 3414 872896712414711809 2017-06-08 15:22:48-04 @jenheddle https://t.co/nzzKX7pwjc 3415 872896578750689280 2017-06-08 15:22:16-04 @DustinGiebel haha no i'm not upset that's just my shtick with darth 3416 872896512501489664 2017-06-08 15:22:00-04 Trey Gowdy is your new Oversight chairman. https://t.co/hNZa7m5ysX 3417 872896152466804737 2017-06-08 15:20:35-04 @ASankin damn it!!!!!! 3418 872896083013382146 2017-06-08 15:20:18-04 @savkthom literally thought of you 3419 872895990096945154 2017-06-08 15:19:56-04 @DustinGiebel don't do this 3420 872895869628055553 2017-06-08 15:19:27-04 @ASankin go to your room and think about what you've just done 3421 872895621644025856 2017-06-08 15:18:28-04 @_Cooper @Phil_Lewis_ OMFG 3422 872894991810613250 2017-06-08 15:15:58-04 @KatieBoWill you probably should not have been looking that up during work hours 3423 872894836017438720 2017-06-08 15:15:21-04 @HayesBrown @sparksjls omg yes hayes yes 3424 872894750705065984 2017-06-08 15:15:00-04 We're literally at the point where the president's lawyer utters a clear falsehood and everyone just shrugs https://t.co/nVuM1CDgV2 3425 872894685823586304 2017-06-08 15:14:45-04 @KatieBoWill OMG KATIE BO 3426 872892135355408385 2017-06-08 15:04:37-04 @PerchingPirtle :( 3427 872891935329054722 2017-06-08 15:03:49-04 @PerchingPirtle has reydog watched the comey hearing 3428 872890975189782529 2017-06-08 15:00:00-04 OMG https://t.co/7oiF5FeTmv 3429 872890371684134912 2017-06-08 14:57:36-04 @darth @white_ferrari Omg darth his new job sounds so much better tho 3430 872889928925011969 2017-06-08 14:55:51-04 @MichaelCBender @jdawsey1 Is this real 3431 872885560213417984 2017-06-08 14:38:29-04 @ddiamond @kelseylh i'm dropping a fire mixtape, is that what you mean kelsey? 3432 872885235800834048 2017-06-08 14:37:12-04 @MikeIsaac @ASankin well played 3433 872884936327475200 2017-06-08 14:36:00-04 @vermontgmg fine-tuned! 3434 872883645203324928 2017-06-08 14:30:53-04 All in all, a compelling document. https://t.co/dh1Ornpq3m 3435 872883404316053504 2017-06-08 14:29:55-04 Oh my god they did. "Coates." https://t.co/ksOhNpRpFK 3436 872882849317343233 2017-06-08 14:27:43-04 @ditzkoff oh my f-ing god 3437 872882694291689477 2017-06-08 14:27:06-04 "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best." 3438 872882459054141440 2017-06-08 14:26:10-04 @tgcowles @darth been asking that for weeks 3439 872882303315435520 2017-06-08 14:25:33-04 Typo in the first line: "Predisent." They're not running the tightest ship over there. https://t.co/6cQV7Xe7AC 3440 872881966307303429 2017-06-08 14:24:12-04 @darth omg 3441 872877949665542144 2017-06-08 14:08:15-04 Trump better hope there aren't tapes https://t.co/EOV4DieeaU 3442 872875898026033152 2017-06-08 14:00:05-04 Will be on @NewsChannel8 at 2:10pm talking about the Comey hearing. https://t.co/LFEXHmjSlu 3443 872873862312017920 2017-06-08 13:52:00-04 Obvious first question is whether this is related to ongoing Qatar tensions https://t.co/9wEwnIrK1R 3444 872872416300724228 2017-06-08 13:46:15-04 @connorobrienNH lol 3445 872871360875438081 2017-06-08 13:42:04-04 Wonder what the RNC would have said about Mark Felt. https://t.co/lksbdl9PID 3446 872871135490314241 2017-06-08 13:41:10-04 @JustinRYoung most people don't know this: he quit the next day 3447 872870984239525889 2017-06-08 13:40:34-04 @TonyRomm tony 3448 872870049777954816 2017-06-08 13:36:51-04 @kelseylh What hearing are you watching 3449 872869997344894976 2017-06-08 13:36:39-04 @JasonWelle @darth Oh my god 3450 872869904273244161 2017-06-08 13:36:16-04 @JaredRizzi JARED 3451 872869279284244481 2017-06-08 13:33:47-04 @JohnJHarwood Works for me 3452 872868147510038528 2017-06-08 13:29:18-04 @Olivianuzzi thought you were gonna say a UFO showed up and the alien said it 3453 872867179921895424 2017-06-08 13:25:27-04 @vermontgmg OMG yes. cc: @nytgraphics 3454 872867053820153856 2017-06-08 13:24:57-04 @kelseylh Kelsey! 3455 872866731437457409 2017-06-08 13:23:40-04 @DevlinBarrett the insulting part isn't that reporters asked 3456 872866036449726468 2017-06-08 13:20:54-04 @lrozen but why should we assume Trump will see it that way 3457 872865808837353474 2017-06-08 13:20:00-04 -------> https://t.co/aS6AwyW25j 3458 872862403117150209 2017-06-08 13:06:28-04 @pbump thank u 3459 872860154773024770 2017-06-08 12:57:32-04 --------> https://t.co/PM9RNufpqE 3460 872860110237958144 2017-06-08 12:57:21-04 @lrozen didn't say he wasn't sure, said he couldn't discuss in open session, iirc 3461 872859518710841344 2017-06-08 12:55:00-04 Rubio is my favorite. https://t.co/SLpDKAaf0v 3462 872859217501224962 2017-06-08 12:53:49-04 @pbump lol 3463 872858942325633025 2017-06-08 12:52:43-04 @MadelineRConway me when the metro conductor says we'll be moving momentarily 3464 872858799887048704 2017-06-08 12:52:09-04 @molly_knight @darth omg this dog 3465 872857790737514496 2017-06-08 12:48:08-04 @ddiamond omg 3466 872856434370805760 2017-06-08 12:42:45-04 And that is the end of the public Comey hearing. A classified session is scheduled for 1pm. 3467 872856324983463940 2017-06-08 12:42:19-04 Warner: There's Trump/Russia Qs but also "macro" Qs about what Russia is doing more broadly. 3468 872856270939852801 2017-06-08 12:42:06-04 Warner also thanks Comey for his appearance, says, "there are still a lot of unanswered questions." 3469 872856114915921920 2017-06-08 12:41:29-04 Burr calls this hearing "pivotal." 3470 872855993054572544 2017-06-08 12:41:00-04 Burr says there have already been 9 open SSCI hearings this year, which is double the yearly average. (Some were confirmation hearings.) 3471 872855751030697996 2017-06-08 12:40:02-04 @tayhatmaker LOL 3472 872855698803236869 2017-06-08 12:39:50-04 Burr to Comey: "On behalf of all the committee members, we're grateful to you for your service to your country." 3473 872855526266294273 2017-06-08 12:39:08-04 Burr yells for photographers to return to their places because hearing isn't adjourned yet. 3474 872855387141271552 2017-06-08 12:38:35-04 Burr to McCain: "The senator's time has expired." 3475 872855184032092162 2017-06-08 12:37:47-04 Comey guesses Trump thought of loyalty meeting and assumed he got pledge. "His memory showed him that did not happen & he pulled up short." 3476 872855083695865856 2017-06-08 12:37:23-04 McCain: Weren't you curious what Trump meant by "that thing"? Comey: Yes. I think he was thinking back to the loyalty convo. 3477 872854672071172097 2017-06-08 12:35:45-04 @WilliamTurton lol 3478 872854647949713408 2017-06-08 12:35:39-04 McCain: "What has been brought out in this hearing is more and more emphasis on the Russian engagement and involvement in this campaign." 3479 872854402058641409 2017-06-08 12:34:40-04 Except the Clinton probe was not related to the Russian stuff. 3480 872854351177560064 2017-06-08 12:34:28-04 So McCain is wondering how a probe involving Russian interference can be closed if the Trump probe touching on it is still open. 3481 872854237578919938 2017-06-08 12:34:01-04 Ah. McCain seems to see a link between Clinton's email conduct and the Russian election interference. 3482 872854131211415556 2017-06-08 12:33:36-04 @gregotto omg 3483 872854068649218049 2017-06-08 12:33:21-04 Comey: "I'm a little confused, senator." 3484 872854011069820928 2017-06-08 12:33:07-04 Trying to paraphrase McCain's latest question here but I just can't figure it out. 3485 872853905239154689 2017-06-08 12:32:42-04 McCain says he's surprised to hear this bc there are still open Qs about conduct surrounding the Clinton probe. 3486 872853814365360128 2017-06-08 12:32:20-04 McCain just gave a "well then" eyebrow raise at Comey's suggestion that Clinton email probe is closed. 3487 872853740184797184 2017-06-08 12:32:03-04 McCain seems confused here. Keeps asking Comey if Clinton probe is completed. 3488 872853623356706816 2017-06-08 12:31:35-04 McCain: Why difference handlings of Clinton and Trump/Russia probes? Comey: Clinton probe was closed. Trump one still underway. 3489 872853246938894336 2017-06-08 12:30:05-04 Reed: Did you see Trump's "hope there are no tapes" tweet an attempt at intimidation? Comey: Won't try to dissect that. 3490 872853133239693313 2017-06-08 12:29:38-04 Comey: "If any Americans were part of helping the Russians do that to us, that is a very big deal." 3491 872852986040643584 2017-06-08 12:29:03-04 @JakeLaperruque source? 3492 872851820451901440 2017-06-08 12:24:25-04 Reed: Do you know about reports that Trump asked IC leaders to pressure you to drop probe? Comey: Aware of public reports. No convos. 3493 872851325930930176 2017-06-08 12:22:27-04 Comey: Reasonable point of view, but problem is, if that status changes, "duty to correct" arises. 3494 872851273606987777 2017-06-08 12:22:15-04 Cornyn: Is it unreasonable for a POTUS who's not the subject of an FBI investigation to want FBI to publicly confirm that? 3495 872850870878261250 2017-06-08 12:20:39-04 Cornyn: Did you know Lynch rejected requests to appoint special counsel? Comey: Yes. 3496 872850800132972545 2017-06-08 12:20:22-04 Cornyn: Would appointment of special counsel have been appropriate in Clinton case? Comey: It was certainly an option. 3497 872850719451344896 2017-06-08 12:20:02-04 Comey: I didn't think Lynch could "credibly" end the Clinton probe on her own terms. 3498 872850650987716608 2017-06-08 12:19:46-04 Cornyn: Seems clear you thought Lynch had appearance of conflict of interest. Comey: Yes. 3499 872850383273684993 2017-06-08 12:18:42-04 Cornyn: "Let me take you back to the Clinton email investigation..." 3500 872850319763550209 2017-06-08 12:18:27-04 Cornyn: So nothing that you've discussed has impeded FBI or Mueller work? Comey: "Correct." 3501 872850205078638592 2017-06-08 12:18:00-04 Cornyn: If you're trying to make probe go away, is firing FBI director good way to make that happen? Comey: Doesn't seem so to me. 3502 872850104381833216 2017-06-08 12:17:36-04 Cornyn: If FBI agent knows a crime was committed, is there legal obligation to report it? Comey: I don't know. 3503 872849870721347584 2017-06-08 12:16:40-04 Comey also says Mueller wouldn't have taken the job if he thought he wouldn't get complete independence. 3504 872849663090712576 2017-06-08 12:15:51-04 Okay then! https://t.co/wGm5VMdufa 3505 872849543393681410 2017-06-08 12:15:22-04 @jdawsey1 we're time traveling now I guess 3506 872849446538805249 2017-06-08 12:14:59-04 Harris: After you told Sessions not to leave you alone with Trump what exactly did he do? Comey: His body language was "What am I gonna do?" 3507 872849303974404097 2017-06-08 12:14:25-04 Harris: Did Sessions take any actions wrt the investigation after his recusal? Comey: Don't know. 3508 872849216376369154 2017-06-08 12:14:04-04 Harris: Did Sessions write any memos about the Russia investigation after his recusal? Comey: Don't know. 3509 872849135887581190 2017-06-08 12:13:45-04 Harris: Did you talk to Sessions about investigation before his recusal? Comey: I don't believe so. 3510 872849057110249472 2017-06-08 12:13:26-04 Harris: Did Sessions have access to investigation materials? Comey: In theory yes. Don't know whether he actually reviewed any. 3511 872848805217042432 2017-06-08 12:12:26-04 Comey says propriety partly depends on whether Sessions knew Trump was firing Comey over Russia. 3512 872848755816615936 2017-06-08 12:12:14-04 Harris: Was it appropriate for Sessions to be involved in your firing? Comey: Can't answer. "Reasonable question." Depends on unknowns. 3513 872848614393032712 2017-06-08 12:11:41-04 Harris: Do you know if he reviewed any FBI probe docs before or after he recused? Comey: I don't know. 3514 872848561523892224 2017-06-08 12:11:28-04 Harris: Did DOJ issue any memo to FBI detailing Sessions recusal? Comey: "Not that I'm aware of." 3515 872848319348977665 2017-06-08 12:10:30-04 Harris: Know of any evidence that documents responsive to this probe have been destroyed? Comey: Same answer. Touches on probe. 3516 872848252412063744 2017-06-08 12:10:14-04 Harris: Know of any attempts to hide such contacts using encrypted apps? Comey: Same answer. 3517 872848193691824128 2017-06-08 12:10:00-04 Harris: Know of any unacknowledged meetings b/w Trump officials and Russians? Comey: Even if I do, can't discuss in open setting. 3518 872847957070151682 2017-06-08 12:09:04-04 Expanding on that exchange: Comey says he didn't see this as a situation where he felt he had to resign, like in 2004. 3519 872847882801602560 2017-06-08 12:08:46-04 Cotton: You never wrote a letter of resignation like you did in 2004? Comey: No. Cotton: So you didn't see this the same way? Comey: No. 3520 872847685031690240 2017-06-08 12:07:59-04 @lrozen https://t.co/65RQc0hoIe 3521 872847533013430273 2017-06-08 12:07:23-04 Cotton: Did you sense Flynn ever tried to deceive you or an FBI agent? Comey: "That was the subject of the criminal inquiry." 3522 872847324330033154 2017-06-08 12:06:33-04 Cotton: Is it accurate, as WP reported, that FBI found nothing "illicit" in Flynn intercepts? Comey: Can't discuss; intercepts unconfirmed. 3523 872847130204962819 2017-06-08 12:05:47-04 Cotton: Did you have any intel of contacts between Trump associates and senior Russian govt officials? Comey: Can't answer here. 3524 872846901133103109 2017-06-08 12:04:52-04 Comey: My answer is not an attempt to suggest that there *was* collusion. 3525 872846833080512512 2017-06-08 12:04:36-04 Comey: "I don't doubt that Senator Feinstein was saying what she understood." 3526 872846784225267712 2017-06-08 12:04:24-04 Cotton cites Feinstein twice telling Wolf Blitzer that she didn't see evidence of collusion. 3527 872846611457683456 2017-06-08 12:03:43-04 Cotton: Do you think Trump colluded with Russia? Comey: "That's a question I don't think I should answer in an open setting." 3528 872846483493662720 2017-06-08 12:03:13-04 Comey: I forget the fourth call. It may have been when he called to invite me to dinner. 3529 872846430930698241 2017-06-08 12:03:00-04 Comey: There was a "secure call" on an "operational matter" unrelated to all of this. "Totally appropriate call." 3530 872846369681272832 2017-06-08 12:02:45-04 Comey: Another phone call, think it was 3/1, was "you're doing great" check-in call. 3531 872846319412535297 2017-06-08 12:02:33-04 Comey: Trump called shortly before inaug to follow up on 1/6 chat. Reiterated rejection of "salacious" dossier allegations. 3532 872846207340748800 2017-06-08 12:02:07-04 Cotton: What happened in four phone calls you didn't describe in your opening testimony? 3533 872846056454803456 2017-06-08 12:01:31-04 Cotton: Will you encourage DOJ, Mueller, or Dan Richman to release your memos? Comey: "Sure." 3534 872845941908414467 2017-06-08 12:01:03-04 Comey corrects: When I asked him not to leave me alone with Trump, I mentioned Trump's leak anger but not Flynn request. 3535 872845764514467840 2017-06-08 12:00:21-04 Comey says he hasn't discussed this with Sessions. 3536 872845728309182466 2017-06-08 12:00:12-04 Manchin: Have you thought about why Trump asked Sessions to leave the room? Comey: Yep. 3537 872845656670556162 2017-06-08 11:59:55-04 @JaredRizzi I mean, we're both fake news, so 3538 872845562223132673 2017-06-08 11:59:33-04 Manchin: Do you think Clinton would have fired you? Comey: I don't know. I might have been. 3539 872845498327150593 2017-06-08 11:59:18-04 Comey confirms NYT account of Trump calling Comey just to say he was doing a great job. 3540 872845376847581185 2017-06-08 11:58:49-04 Comey calls SSCI conduct "a model, especially for kids, that we are a functioning adult democracy." 3541 872845313547087873 2017-06-08 11:58:34-04 Comey: "I think this committee has shown the American people...we can work together when it involves the core interests of the country." 3542 872845106860175360 2017-06-08 11:57:44-04 Comey on idea of Trump taping him: "My feelings aren't hurt. Release all the tapes. I'm good with it." 3543 872845035791929344 2017-06-08 11:57:27-04 Manchin: Did you ever think there were tapes of your convos? Comey: "It never occurred to me until the president's tweet. I hope there are." 3544 872844933975113728 2017-06-08 11:57:03-04 Comey on Russia: "We remain that shining city on the hill, and they don't like it." 3545 872844868904771584 2017-06-08 11:56:48-04 @AaronBlake NYT reported this a while ago 3546 872844768308539393 2017-06-08 11:56:24-04 Comey on American independence: "Nobody tells us what to think, what to fight about, what to vote for except other Americans." 3547 872844300593360898 2017-06-08 11:54:32-04 Comey: It "gave the impression that the AG was looking to align the way we talked about our work with the way" Clinton camp talked about it. 3548 872844125938343936 2017-06-08 11:53:50-04 @JaredRizzi wait really? could have sworn.... 3549 872844052395380736 2017-06-08 11:53:33-04 Comey: AG Lynch said to call it a matter. I asked why. She said, "Just call it a matter." 3550 872843990030327809 2017-06-08 11:53:18-04 Comey: "The Clinton campaign at the time was using all kinds of euphemisms..." 3551 872843882400296960 2017-06-08 11:52:52-04 Lankford, aiding Trump line, asks Comey about Lynch telling him to say "matter" not "investigation" for Clinton probe. 3552 872843631803203584 2017-06-08 11:51:53-04 Comey: "There have been many, many stories...about Russia that are just dead wrong." 3553 872843520738021376 2017-06-08 11:51:26-04 Comey: There's a difference between POTUS's tweets and him telling me "I hope you'll let this go." 3554 872843424495489026 2017-06-08 11:51:03-04 Lankford: You said you wanted to insulate FBI agents. But how is Trump's distaste for this investigation a secret? 3555 872843218009952257 2017-06-08 11:50:14-04 Lankford: If POTUS wanted to stop an investigation, how would he do it? Comey: He could technically order any investigation closed. 3556 872842957753397248 2017-06-08 11:49:12-04 (That was Comey saying no. Sorry.) 3557 872842829051158528 2017-06-08 11:48:41-04 Lankford: Did Trump bring up Flynn after the Oval Office meeting? No. 3558 872842718397042688 2017-06-08 11:48:15-04 @MarisaKabas @erikmal actually it's "jif" 3559 872842670628110338 2017-06-08 11:48:03-04 Comey: I could "potentially" ask Mueller team to give me my Trump memos so I could give them to SSCI. 3560 872842508493090818 2017-06-08 11:47:25-04 Love this https://t.co/EJN7R1FFzU 3561 872842351814868993 2017-06-08 11:46:47-04 @bmaz Pretty sure @loopemma is just referring to the memos 3562 872842037346938883 2017-06-08 11:45:32-04 Wowie wow. https://t.co/1Fra9olDOK 3563 872841914583842816 2017-06-08 11:45:03-04 Wow. https://t.co/zCArS4b21B 3564 872841689026633729 2017-06-08 11:44:09-04 Comey himself makes the widely cited connection b/w Trump pressure/his firing and "Will no one rid me of this meddlesome priest?" 3565 872841552795750400 2017-06-08 11:43:37-04 Richman! https://t.co/7C7mMV7EDR 3566 872841293646450688 2017-06-08 11:42:35-04 Can't wait for the video mashups of Comey's account of Trump setting up their dinner ("Does 6 work"?). 3567 872841121927491588 2017-06-08 11:41:54-04 Comey said he had to break a date night with his wife to have dinner with Trump, says he now wishes he had stuck with his wife. 3568 872841046132129793 2017-06-08 11:41:36-04 Comey gives word-for-word account of Trump dinner ask: "He said 'I was going to invite your whole family but we'll do that next time.'" 3569 872840495633977346 2017-06-08 11:39:25-04 Comey: "I worried it would be like feeding seagulls at the beach" if I gave the Flynn memo to the media directly. 3570 872840346727841792 2017-06-08 11:38:49-04 Comey confirms that he gave the Trump memos to the special counsel. 3571 872840193673449474 2017-06-08 11:38:13-04 lol https://t.co/1H4VaJJCuO 3572 872840072743313408 2017-06-08 11:37:44-04 Blunt: What did you have your friend leak? Comey: The Flynn conversation. 3573 872839769247633408 2017-06-08 11:36:32-04 Blunt: Why not just say "won't take call, talk to AG"? Comey: I reported those calls to Acting DAG Dana Boente. 3574 872839647835160576 2017-06-08 11:36:03-04 Blunt: You said you didn't want to be in the room alone with him, yet you continued to talk to him on the phone. Why? 3575 872839579224743937 2017-06-08 11:35:46-04 Blunt: Did you believe you had no responsibility to report Trump pressure to DOJ? Comey: I figured we'd do it at some point. 3576 872839383388491780 2017-06-08 11:35:00-04 Been thinking about this and yeah https://t.co/wJljQUvB1X 3577 872839123123535872 2017-06-08 11:33:58-04 Comey rejects notion that he stumbled there: "No action was the most important thing I could do" for the investigation. 3578 872839051031793664 2017-06-08 11:33:40-04 Blunt coming to Trump's defense: After Trump's troubling ask, you continued showing up for work and didn't report it. Why? 3579 872838729551011842 2017-06-08 11:32:24-04 Comey says there's no reason SSCI shouldn't be allowed to read the Trump memos in a classified setting. 3580 872838492686102530 2017-06-08 11:31:27-04 Comey on backchannel conseq: "You spare the Russians the cost and effort of having to break into our comms channels by using theirs." 3581 872838269733670912 2017-06-08 11:30:34-04 Comey: "Why would you kick the attorney general out of the room before talking to me about something legitimate?" 3582 872838213894889476 2017-06-08 11:30:21-04 Comey: Trump kicking everyone, including the AG, out of the room to talk to me is "a very significant fact." 3583 872838113604796416 2017-06-08 11:29:57-04 Comey: People should read the entirety of my testimony. "You can't cherry-pick it." Presumably that's a subtweet of @GOP. 3584 872838010144002053 2017-06-08 11:29:32-04 Heinrich: "A lot of this comes down to, who should we believe?" Do you want to say why we should believe you? 3585 872837472841076736 2017-06-08 11:27:24-04 Comey on Russian election intereference: "It was an active measures campaign driven from the top of that government." 3586 872837344260435970 2017-06-08 11:26:54-04 @nycsouthpaw that's a good Q; I'm not sure 3587 872837212462878720 2017-06-08 11:26:22-04 Per @tarapalmeri, Trump resolved not to livetweet Comey. https://t.co/hsXWLtYsM3 3588 872836965233819649 2017-06-08 11:25:23-04 @nycsouthpaw so my guess is they didn't see those dossier claims as credible 3589 872836787646976000 2017-06-08 11:24:41-04 Comey won't say who that friend was. Says it's not @benjaminwittes. Says person is a professor at Columbia Law School. 3590 872836621044940800 2017-06-08 11:24:01-04 Collins asks Comey if he showed Trump memos to anyone outside DOJ. Comey: Yes. 3591 872836498541948930 2017-06-08 11:23:32-04 -------> https://t.co/h9w20xfg5R 3592 872836391381676032 2017-06-08 11:23:06-04 @nycsouthpaw "serious evidence" 3593 872836294161911810 2017-06-08 11:22:43-04 Comey says he told Sessions, "It can’t happen that you get kicked out of the room and the president talks with me." 3594 872835912077635584 2017-06-08 11:21:12-04 Collins: You told Trump that Flynn was a good guy. Why not say instead that the Oval Office meeting was inappropriate? 3595 872835643033997312 2017-06-08 11:20:08-04 Comey just made it clear that, in the three situations where he said FBI not investigating Trump, he was referring to counterintel matters. 3596 872835556715237376 2017-06-08 11:19:47-04 Collins asks Comey if 3rd "not investigating him" statement (to Congress) was limited to counterintel or broader. Comey: Counterintel. 3597 872835396014665728 2017-06-08 11:19:09-04 Collins (R) asking Comey if 2nd "we're not investigating you" statement was in counterintel context or broader. Comey suggests counterintel. 3598 872835155853012992 2017-06-08 11:18:12-04 Comey: "That's the context in which I said, 'Sir, we're not personally investigating you.'" 3599 872835072612683777 2017-06-08 11:17:52-04 Comey on Steele dossier and Trump: "I didn't want him thinking that I was briefing him on this to hang it over him in some way." 3600 872834660954509312 2017-06-08 11:16:14-04 Wyden: Do you have any idea who was involved in your firing? Comey: I don't. 3601 872834202819072000 2017-06-08 11:14:25-04 Comey: Mueller investigation is "a very important piece of work." 3602 872834097718153217 2017-06-08 11:14:00-04 @petridishes oh god 3603 872833407486754816 2017-06-08 11:11:15-04 @aedwardslevy ARIEL 3604 872833216075452417 2017-06-08 11:10:29-04 Comey: I got the sense that my job would be contingent on whether Trump thought "I demonstrated loyalty." 3605 872833157317492738 2017-06-08 11:10:15-04 Wyden: In retrospect, did Trump dinner suggest your job was contingent on handling of Russia probe? Comey: Not sure I'd go that far. 3606 872833009799634948 2017-06-08 11:09:40-04 That was a great moment for me and like ten other people in D.C. journalism. 3607 872832922226655233 2017-06-08 11:09:19-04 Wyden starts, says he and Comey have tussled in the past, particularly over encryption. (ENCRYPTION!!!) 3608 872832737056608256 2017-06-08 11:08:35-04 Rubio: Do you ever wonder why "Trump not personally under investigation" is the only thing that hasn't been leaked so far? Comey: Nah. 3609 872832647730528257 2017-06-08 11:08:14-04 Rubio: So requests were: 1. be loyal; 2. Let Flynn go; 3. Confirm publicly I'm not under investigation? Comey: Yes. 3610 872832418167889923 2017-06-08 11:07:19-04 Rubio getting Comey to confirm that Trump expressed sentiment of "Do the Russia investigation, it'd be great if wrongdoing comes out." 3611 872832150634205187 2017-06-08 11:06:15-04 Comey says he honestly didn't know what to make of what Trump said. 3612 872832115817283588 2017-06-08 11:06:07-04 Rubio asks Comey if he thought the "thing" was Trump basically saying, "I didn't fire McCabe bc you said he was good, now help me out." 3613 872831935785181185 2017-06-08 11:05:24-04 Comey: I told Trump, "Andy is a total pro, no issue at all, you gotta know the people at the FBI." 3614 872831846245175297 2017-06-08 11:05:03-04 Rubio now asking Comey if Trump expressed concerns about McCabe because of his connection to the Clintons. 3615 872831767186747393 2017-06-08 11:04:44-04 Comey: We didn't publicly say Trump wasn't personally under investigation bc "it creates a duty to correct" and I've been there. (LOL.) 3616 872831457043120129 2017-06-08 11:03:30-04 Comey said he doesn't want people to think he sees himself as "Captain Courageous." 3617 872831267871629312 2017-06-08 11:02:45-04 Comey: "I was a bit stunned and didn't have the presence of mind." 3618 872831225119088643 2017-06-08 11:02:35-04 Rubio: Did you tell Trump or WH counsel his Flynn request was inappropriate? Comey: No. Rubio: Why? Comey: "I don't know." 3619 872831039261093889 2017-06-08 11:01:50-04 Comey: We knew that it was my word against Trump's. 3620 872830976111652865 2017-06-08 11:01:35-04 Comey: We knew Boente (acting deputy AG) wouldn't be in that job long. So we kept this to ourselves. 3621 872830918251171840 2017-06-08 11:01:21-04 Comey: We didn't tell Sessions bc we thought he would soon recuse himself. There were no other Senate-confirmed DOJ leaders. 3622 872830813943066625 2017-06-08 11:00:57-04 Comey: In deciding who else to tell about this, my top concern was "we can't infect the investigative team." 3623 872830641754312705 2017-06-08 11:00:16-04 Comey: "I think they were as shocked and troubled by [Trump's convos] as I was." 3624 872830586074869760 2017-06-08 11:00:02-04 Comey: I discussed Trump convos with dep dir, CoS, GC, DD's chief counsel, and sometimes No. 3 in FBI. Some convos included asst AG for NSD. 3625 872830322693505025 2017-06-08 10:58:59-04 Comey says his I'll-see-what-I-can-do comment was a "slightly cowardly way" of getting out of the phone call with Trump. 3626 872830152329310208 2017-06-08 10:58:19-04 Comey: "The ask was to get it out that I, the president, am not personally under investigation." 3627 872830058968297473 2017-06-08 10:57:57-04 Comey on Trump "cloud" line: "he was frustrated that the Russia investigation was taking up so much time and energy...in the public square." 3628 872829831939055616 2017-06-08 10:57:02-04 !!! Comey: "I've seen the tweet about tapes. Lordy, I hope there are tapes." 3629 872829744970166272 2017-06-08 10:56:42-04 Comey: "I was so stunned by the conversation that I just took it in. ... I very carefully chose the words." 3630 872829665970462722 2017-06-08 10:56:23-04 Feinstein asks Comey why he didn't just say, "Mr. President, this is wrong" in the Oval Office. 3631 872829602908995584 2017-06-08 10:56:08-04 Feinstein out of context: "You're big. You're strong." 3632 872829232421974020 2017-06-08 10:54:40-04 Comey: "He was asking for something and I was refusing to give it" but I don't know him well enough to know exactly how he reacted. 3633 872829153195831296 2017-06-08 10:54:21-04 Comey on Trump's loyalty ask: "I don't know the president well enough to read him well." 3634 872829006822899712 2017-06-08 10:53:46-04 Feinstein is up. She asks Comey why he was fired. "I take the president at his word that I was fired because of the Russia investigation." 3635 872828836798488578 2017-06-08 10:53:05-04 Risch asked Comey if he knew of anyone who was charged for hoping that someone would do something. Comey said no. 3636 872828692191379457 2017-06-08 10:52:31-04 Comey: "I took it as a direction. ... I took it as, 'This is what he wants me to do.'" 3637 872828592614502400 2017-06-08 10:52:07-04 Oh. Risch is now implying that Trump didn't pressure Comey to let Flynn go based on his "I hope" wording. 3638 872828242880851968 2017-06-08 10:50:44-04 Comey: Problem with reporting on classified information is "the people talking about it often don't really know what's going on." 3639 872827839170707456 2017-06-08 10:49:07-04 Comey: While I was FBI director, Trump was not personally under investigation. 3640 872827624082599943 2017-06-08 10:48:16-04 "This is as good as it gets," Risch (R) says of Comey's opening statement, praising clarity and detail. 3641 872827450660728836 2017-06-08 10:47:35-04 Comey says he had one classified conversation with Trump about "an ongoing intelligence investigation" but it was professional and fine. 3642 872827214433333249 2017-06-08 10:46:38-04 Comey: Trump never asked me about any other ongoing investigation. 3643 872827139996962816 2017-06-08 10:46:21-04 Comey just described how he wrote his Trump memos specifically so that they could be publicly released, avoiding classification. 3644 872826406186758144 2017-06-08 10:43:26-04 Comey: At dinner, I believed that Trump was "looking to get something in exchange for granting my request to stay in the job." 3645 872826246702432256 2017-06-08 10:42:48-04 Comey: When Trump whispered in my ear during that Blue Room meeting, he said, "I really look forward to working with you." 3646 872826033745137664 2017-06-08 10:41:57-04 Warner asks Comey to explain "patronage relationship" line in his testimony. 3647 872825781717749760 2017-06-08 10:40:57-04 Warner: Did you ever revisit your decision later? Comey: Yes. Same official kept his view. 3648 872825654697484288 2017-06-08 10:40:27-04 Comey: One FBI official's concern was that "inevitably [Trump's] behavior...will fall within the scope" of the probe. 3649 872825537206595584 2017-06-08 10:39:59-04 Warner: Was decision to tell Trump he wasn't personally target of probe unanimous among FBI leadership team? Comey: No. 3650 872825331652210690 2017-06-08 10:39:10-04 Warner: We've asked for your memos and we hope the FBI will give them to us. 3651 872825201515474944 2017-06-08 10:38:39-04 The former FBI director just said he was afraid that the president of the United States would lie about their interactions. 3652 872825005171781634 2017-06-08 10:37:52-04 Comey: I think I documented all our interactions, but I know I documented at least most of them. 3653 872824826754367488 2017-06-08 10:37:09-04 !!!! Comey on Trump: "I was honestly concerned that he might lie about the nature of our meeting." 3654 872824749214322691 2017-06-08 10:36:51-04 Comey: "The circumstances, the subject matter, and the person I was interacting with." Alone, FBI matters, Trump. 3655 872824650966978560 2017-06-08 10:36:27-04 Warner: What was it about 1/6 meeting that convinced you to start documenting Trump interactions? 3656 872824464953704448 2017-06-08 10:35:43-04 Warner now up, asking Comey about meetings with Trump. 3657 872824408016117760 2017-06-08 10:35:29-04 Burr asks Comey if he doubts that SSCI and Mueller can both probe Russia sitch. Comey: No. Mueller a pro. Parallel probes can work. 3658 872824049394745345 2017-06-08 10:34:04-04 Comey says there have been public accounts of one factor in his Clinton conduct "which are nonsense" (probably fake Russian doc). 3659 872823729021169665 2017-06-08 10:32:47-04 Burr seems to suggest that FBI would need direct access to fully investigate, but Comey rebuts that, says investigators got enough. 3660 872823648587042816 2017-06-08 10:32:28-04 Comey: "We got relevant forensic information" from "a high-class entity" (CrowdStrike). 3661 872823581830520832 2017-06-08 10:32:12-04 Burr: Did you ever have access to "actual hardware that was hacked"? Comey: With DNC and "I believe" DCCC, "we did not have access..." 3662 872823450745937920 2017-06-08 10:31:41-04 @lrozen number of entities targeted by Russian hackers 3663 872823307506253824 2017-06-08 10:31:07-04 Burr: When did you determine data had been "exfiltrated"? Comey: Not positive. Either late '15 or early '16. 3664 872823240426737664 2017-06-08 10:30:51-04 Burr: Can you estimate how many entities Russia targeted? Comey: "It's hundreds. I suppose it could be more than a thousand." 3665 872823136038912000 2017-06-08 10:30:26-04 Burr: When did you become aware of Russia's election cyberattacks? Comey: "Late summer of 2015." 3666 872823072277106688 2017-06-08 10:30:11-04 Burr: What was your reaction to the dossier? Comey: Can't answer that in an open setting. 3667 872822830555176961 2017-06-08 10:29:13-04 Burr: At what point does recruitment become counterintel threat to US? Comey: "Difficult to answer in the abstract." Coercion worrisome. 3668 872822713416638467 2017-06-08 10:28:45-04 Burr: Where is line crossed w/ foreign govt officials contacting transition officials? Comey: Depends upon context (secrecy, nature, etc.). 3669 872822512954073089 2017-06-08 10:27:58-04 Burr: Had the FBI confirmed any criminal allegations in the Steele dossier? Comey: I can't answer that in an open setting. 3670 872822313737236484 2017-06-08 10:27:10-04 Burr: Have you learned anything since your Clinton conduct that would have changed your behavior? Comey: "Honestly, no." 3671 872822018114244608 2017-06-08 10:26:00-04 Burr asks Comey about Trump's intent in asking him to lay off Flynn. Comey says not for him to say whether it was effort to obstruct. 3672 872821758960824320 2017-06-08 10:24:58-04 Comey says Trump/DOJ never asked him to stop the investigation of Russia's actions during the election. 3673 872821672646201344 2017-06-08 10:24:37-04 Comey: "I'm confident" that Russian hackers changed no votes. 3674 872821566782025728 2017-06-08 10:24:12-04 Comey says he has "no doubt" about Russia's role in election cyberattacks as laid out in the IC report. 3675 872821456178208772 2017-06-08 10:23:46-04 Comey says Mueller's office did not review or edit his written testimony. 3676 872821400045834240 2017-06-08 10:23:32-04 Comey's voice seemed to waver a bit. He's angry. Burr now beginning his questions. 12 minutes. 3677 872821296400388098 2017-06-08 10:23:07-04 Comey, speaking to his former colleagues, calls it "the honor of my life to serve beside you." 3678 872821222010236934 2017-06-08 10:22:50-04 Comey, perhaps subtweeting Trump: "The FBI is honest. The FBI is strong. And the FBI is and always will be independent." 3679 872821082465730561 2017-06-08 10:22:16-04 Comey: "The FBI will be fine without me. The FBI's mission will be relentlessly pursued by its people..." 3680 872820978606321668 2017-06-08 10:21:52-04 Comey: "Those were lies, plain and simple, and I am so sorry that the FBI workforce had to hear them..." 3681 872820853582569473 2017-06-08 10:21:22-04 Comey: "That didn't make any sense to me." 3682 872820822343340032 2017-06-08 10:21:14-04 Comey: "I was also confused by the initial explanation that was offered publicly" about Clinton email rationale. 3683 872820721088684032 2017-06-08 10:20:50-04 Comey: "It confused me when I saw on TV the president saying that he actually fired me bc of the Russia investigation." 3684 872820578314588162 2017-06-08 10:20:16-04 Comey: Trump admin's explanations for my firing "confused me and increasingly concerned me." 3685 872820326673133568 2017-06-08 10:19:16-04 Comey has been sworn in and is beginning his opening statement, and you could hear a pin drop in the Politico newsroom. 3686 872820126558683137 2017-06-08 10:18:29-04 @JakeLaperruque probably not the golf channel 3687 872820061677006854 2017-06-08 10:18:13-04 Warner: "This is not a witch hunt. This is not fake news." 3688 872819446712283139 2017-06-08 10:15:46-04 Warner is currently reading the Wikipedia entry for the Russia scandal. 3689 872819266592157696 2017-06-08 10:15:04-04 @heathdwilliams JFC 3690 872819035175628800 2017-06-08 10:14:08-04 Wonder what the TVs at Main Justice and the Hoover Building are tuned to right now. 3691 872818664646606848 2017-06-08 10:12:40-04 Warner to Comey: "I've never had any reason to question your integrity, your expertise, or your intelligence." 3692 872818444936380416 2017-06-08 10:11:48-04 Warner now reviewing Russia's actions during the 2016 election. Russia launched "online cyber raids," he says. 3693 872818274748203008 2017-06-08 10:11:07-04 @nycsouthpaw there's a House Energy and Commerce hearing on a health care cybersecurity task force report 3694 872817348352389120 2017-06-08 10:07:26-04 Burr: "We will establish the facts, separate from rampant speculation." 3695 872817310104518657 2017-06-08 10:07:17-04 Burr, who knows the entire world is watching, starts the hearing by giving an overview of the SSCI Russia probe. 3696 872816809011023875 2017-06-08 10:05:18-04 James Comey is about to testify before the Senate Intelligence Committee. Watch live: https://t.co/TVBxHnk5mz 3697 872816498221473792 2017-06-08 10:04:03-04 Damn. https://t.co/PSjuG8uVkD 3698 872816254171611136 2017-06-08 10:03:05-04 @SwiftOnSecurity should have known you would say this 3699 872815538598281222 2017-06-08 10:00:15-04 My mom, a pediatrician, just sent me this picture of her office's waiting room. https://t.co/zkGUtBvAUw 3700 872815207420178433 2017-06-08 09:58:56-04 @pbump i just want a periscope of them together 3701 872814985440894976 2017-06-08 09:58:03-04 @pbump is this serious 3702 872814959603961856 2017-06-08 09:57:57-04 @nycsouthpaw way to go out on a limb 3703 872813834079264768 2017-06-08 09:53:28-04 @PerchingPirtle @brian_nov @heathdwilliams LOL 3704 872813464900608004 2017-06-08 09:52:00-04 I love my country https://t.co/I7BvAOsktL 3705 872812443961106432 2017-06-08 09:47:57-04 @hudsowi (((trade routes))) 3706 872811949003821057 2017-06-08 09:45:59-04 @michaelcrowley i file all my stories in the comments of britney spears instagram posts 3707 872811703435526144 2017-06-08 09:45:00-04 We are absolutely living in a simulation https://t.co/fMeGEZSiZp 3708 872811585005391872 2017-06-08 09:44:32-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams I'm angry at how true that is 3709 872811498661347328 2017-06-08 09:44:11-04 @TonyRomm you don't even cover this tony 3710 872811449248358400 2017-06-08 09:44:00-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams lol 3711 872811426611552259 2017-06-08 09:43:54-04 @seungminkim @juliehdavis Civil War Wax Museum Day? 3712 872811255714783232 2017-06-08 09:43:14-04 @mattzap Get TweetDeck! 3713 872811200492388352 2017-06-08 09:43:00-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams why? 3714 872810875685654528 2017-06-08 09:41:43-04 @GossiTheDog omg that face 3715 872810256946126849 2017-06-08 09:39:15-04 @jdawsey1 Does he know what you do? 3716 872810211966431232 2017-06-08 09:39:05-04 @KatieBoWill this is the only club I'm an OG member of 3717 872810041291747328 2017-06-08 09:38:24-04 @nedprice OMG. cc: @darth 3718 872809690400468993 2017-06-08 09:37:00-04 Resurfacing this. https://t.co/Lxyor7omaW 3719 872809465585819652 2017-06-08 09:36:07-04 @AlexMLeo @MarisaKabas CNN is offering no-login streaming today 3720 872809413438050304 2017-06-08 09:35:54-04 @KatieBoWill if he walks directly past you, you need to whisper "so tall" 3721 872808816026451968 2017-06-08 09:33:32-04 @ditzkoff who? 3722 872808568407425024 2017-06-08 09:32:33-04 @MarisaKabas cnn's app should be good 3723 872808537998725120 2017-06-08 09:32:26-04 @darth 3724 872808326261854210 2017-06-08 09:31:35-04 @KevinMKruse kevin this is the senate, i think you mean senate majority leader boss nass 3725 872808122359980032 2017-06-08 09:30:47-04 @beccalsteele yesssss 3726 872807992235896833 2017-06-08 09:30:15-04 Interesting. SSCI has posted an updated version of Comey's opening statement. https://t.co/s41UEj8qJp 3727 872807884912033792 2017-06-08 09:29:50-04 @heathdwilliams god damn it i knew that tweet was a risk 3728 872807634998611968 2017-06-08 09:28:50-04 @heathdwilliams he's not wrong heath 3729 872805914692247552 2017-06-08 09:22:00-04 If you scroll back to the early part of C-SPAN's Comey stakeout feed, it's pretty funny. https://t.co/4iOIUo4qrj 3730 872805122413297664 2017-06-08 09:18:51-04 @eliotnelson irl lol 3731 872804392738619392 2017-06-08 09:15:57-04 @heathdwilliams my heart just skipped a beat what would I do? what would I tweet about? 3732 872804299914362881 2017-06-08 09:15:35-04 @EliLake If you say so 3733 872804153776513024 2017-06-08 09:15:00-04 How much bad news will we see dumped between 10am ET and 1pm ET today? 3734 872803347719479296 2017-06-08 09:11:48-04 @EliLake You know who Theresa May is, right? 3735 872802761473130496 2017-06-08 09:09:28-04 @patrickrmaloney @samsteinhp omfg 3736 872802377178501120 2017-06-08 09:07:57-04 @michaelcrowley plus if a fistfight breaks out they'll probably cut the feed 3737 872802142779781120 2017-06-08 09:07:01-04 One of my top questions -----> https://t.co/l96kVZUSfU 3738 872800394392424450 2017-06-08 09:00:04-04 More than that: They're supposed to do it with a straight face. https://t.co/URwIRsHigi 3739 872800290017169408 2017-06-08 08:59:39-04 @AndrewCouts @bakedinapie omfg 3740 872798926180667393 2017-06-08 08:54:14-04 Talk about Putin things in context https://t.co/IrWES9qoxG 3741 872797207401033729 2017-06-08 08:47:24-04 @Hello_Tailor I love you 3742 872796604075433984 2017-06-08 08:45:00-04 extremely normal https://t.co/zXYHWYFCXL 3743 872796309186596864 2017-06-08 08:43:50-04 @Hello_Tailor Gavia 3744 872795943485280260 2017-06-08 08:42:23-04 @jpaceDC Omfg 3745 872795680196231168 2017-06-08 08:41:20-04 @eliotnelson Oh my god 3746 872794728663851009 2017-06-08 08:37:33-04 https://t.co/ZHNzntJUE5 3747 872794243831615489 2017-06-08 08:35:38-04 @VantablackPride 1.5 3748 872792828757323778 2017-06-08 08:30:00-04 Wow. https://t.co/eItmF8USZk 3749 872789054814920709 2017-06-08 08:15:00-04 https://t.co/QceBuUCkMe https://t.co/KL1Fo2wfT8 3750 872787602277060608 2017-06-08 08:09:14-04 @GossiTheDog a screenshot of the covfefe tweet 3751 872785696121131009 2017-06-08 08:01:40-04 @OriginalLudious hahahahaha 3752 872785292322799616 2017-06-08 08:00:03-04 Would you believe that James Comey was still the FBI director a month ago? 3753 872784083411251200 2017-06-08 07:55:15-04 @Wanderlustin @skinkshaming hi saf 3754 872659448841486336 2017-06-07 23:40:00-04 This tweet is heartbreakingly real https://t.co/xp1rS8JTmn 3755 872657546443673604 2017-06-07 23:32:26-04 @soaringleap424 @darth dapper af 3756 872656933756514308 2017-06-07 23:30:00-04 I mean... https://t.co/xZjWsxgnQb 3757 872656832115953664 2017-06-07 23:29:36-04 @soaringleap424 @darth darth in a tux would be amazing but how would his little red panda paws hold the dinner fork i am just saying 3758 872656088151326720 2017-06-07 23:26:39-04 @soaringleap424 looking forward to explaining @darth as well 3759 872655397185880064 2017-06-07 23:23:54-04 @soaringleap424 was just about to say, can't wait for the "so how do you know each other" conversations 3760 889679767611596800 2017-07-24 22:52:40-04 @adamgoldmanNYT @realDonaldTrump @CIA SOCOM commander appears to have preempted him https://t.co/85cFhBnbvY 3761 889534595674386435 2017-07-24 13:15:49-04 Kushner: "I did not collude with Russia, nor do I know of anyone else on the campaign who did so." https://t.co/i4w4ZXHb2H 3762 888832413933154304 2017-07-22 14:45:35-04 https://t.co/ZI629x2Zvy 3763 889872984013459456 2017-07-25 11:40:27-04 Benczkowski: "If the subject matter of" my work for Alfa "comes before me in the Criminal Division...I will recuse from that completely." 3764 889872723429789696 2017-07-25 11:39:24-04 Benczkowski defends doing legal work for Russia's Alfa Bank, says he saw no evidence DOJ was investigating it at the time. 3765 889831853993099267 2017-07-25 08:57:00-04 Wow. "Psychiatry group tells members they can defy ‘Goldwater rule’ and comment on Trump’s mental health" https://t.co/ThpZbQ32lg https://t.co/kmsRKx688b 3766 891034207648178176 2017-07-28 16:34:44-04 @StephLauren @nycsouthpaw i am furious 3767 891033317637804032 2017-07-28 16:31:12-04 Priebus can relate https://t.co/F2FqVMNktm 3768 891030260220915713 2017-07-28 16:19:03-04 https://t.co/2s5qOL1YRR 3769 891030154847412227 2017-07-28 16:18:38-04 @heathdwilliams @nancipants they announced Peters because he had just indicated his Yes vote; then McCain voted (not sure why they didn't announce) 3770 891029639984009217 2017-07-28 16:16:35-04 Perhaps to strengthen the link between this and NIST, the committee also asks for documents related to NIST cyber framework and Trump EO. 3771 891029339382452224 2017-07-28 16:15:23-04 .@HouseScience releases Kaspersky letters sent to agencies. It's asserting jurisdiction based on oversight of NIST. https://t.co/I1lmgwvfXz https://t.co/xvc5FKJk7W 3772 891027389743890432 2017-07-28 16:07:38-04 @martinmatishak do you know "pegging" 3773 891026639148261376 2017-07-28 16:04:39-04 @kelseylh jk I love you 3774 891022728098189312 2017-07-28 15:49:07-04 @kelseylh no I mean like...I won't hold my breath for you to find a man 3775 891022554432929792 2017-07-28 15:48:26-04 @kelseylh I won't hold my breath 3776 891022380470022148 2017-07-28 15:47:44-04 @kelseylh i'll look at your baby though 3777 891022123405381632 2017-07-28 15:46:43-04 @kelseylh same 3778 891022089741901825 2017-07-28 15:46:35-04 @therealnaibo @lrozen that's classified 3779 891021992928915457 2017-07-28 15:46:12-04 @allen_i @heathdwilliams wow 3780 891020256784912387 2017-07-28 15:39:18-04 @lrozen i have four spots left in my bunker, lmk if you want to reserve one, $20k deposit 3781 891020131966627840 2017-07-28 15:38:48-04 @heathdwilliams dinner date 3782 891019078936276992 2017-07-28 15:34:37-04 @lrozen are you out of town? 3783 891017920607690752 2017-07-28 15:30:01-04 omg https://t.co/WLjKOZFc1C 3784 891017153289367552 2017-07-28 15:26:58-04 @lrozen thank god 3785 891016993616351232 2017-07-28 15:26:20-04 @BillBeaird right but why do you call him "BHO" 3786 891016557723299840 2017-07-28 15:24:36-04 @BillBeaird why do you say "BHO" 3787 891015967588978690 2017-07-28 15:22:15-04 @BillBeaird thoughts on what 3788 891012438166040577 2017-07-28 15:08:14-04 @lrozen intercepts of calls back to the Kremlin? 3789 891012261132808192 2017-07-28 15:07:31-04 @johnson_carrie @NPR understatement of the century 3790 891010383108034561 2017-07-28 15:00:04-04 "18 current and former intelligence, law enforcement, and other federal officials...question the official story of how Lesin died." https://t.co/Mj6h0lbJaY 3791 891008453111689218 2017-07-28 14:52:24-04 @G_Pop2013 they look like great ones 3792 891007812121350144 2017-07-28 14:49:51-04 @G_Pop2013 omfg 3793 891006582233935873 2017-07-28 14:44:57-04 I seriously cannot get over this photo. 3794 891004014686605312 2017-07-28 14:34:45-04 @nicoleperlroth OMG this cutie :/ 3795 891002818437423104 2017-07-28 14:30:00-04 Oh my GOD https://t.co/F3g5jbwY0m 3796 891002137722925056 2017-07-28 14:27:18-04 @JaredRizzi normal friday afternoon 3797 890999702363275264 2017-07-28 14:17:37-04 @ryorin glad to see you reading the finest news paper 3798 890998574250643458 2017-07-28 14:13:08-04 @avieliaz lol 3799 890998366729011203 2017-07-28 14:12:19-04 @chaosbria i can do that 3800 890995271580045313 2017-07-28 14:00:01-04 The Post found Pickle. https://t.co/ZiA0RbGx2I https://t.co/KjA4nTLJXY 3801 890987725742100480 2017-07-28 13:30:02-04 .@SallyQYates: "Trump’s actions appear aimed at destroying the fundamental independence of the Justice Department." https://t.co/aoaWYHHC87 https://t.co/a4pfgy7x90 3802 890980178188394496 2017-07-28 13:00:02-04 This is the purest, most beautiful thing I have ever seen. https://t.co/yvYie1cHZS 3803 890980144680235009 2017-07-28 12:59:54-04 @xeni @darth please 3804 890979993228062720 2017-07-28 12:59:18-04 @xeni @darth give me them 3805 890979630408228864 2017-07-28 12:57:52-04 @xeni @darth OH MY GOD 3806 890977950065152000 2017-07-28 12:51:11-04 @sophiekleeman I know, it's really annoying 3807 890977730052988929 2017-07-28 12:50:19-04 @sophiekleeman it is raining in dc 3808 890977651132948480 2017-07-28 12:50:00-04 @nycsouthpaw omg 3809 890972623680618496 2017-07-28 12:30:01-04 CROOKED HILL #SimulationWatch https://t.co/bPP1inQiQ0 3810 890970468177633281 2017-07-28 12:21:27-04 @steventurous @darth @anamariecox omfg https://t.co/DcHNo4TFu6 3811 890969812087787521 2017-07-28 12:18:51-04 @kateconger HI HACKER PUP 3812 890967602620706816 2017-07-28 12:10:04-04 @darth @steventurous @anamariecox ME CHECKING TWITTER TBH DARTH https://t.co/U8aDJXe6HQ 3813 890967524086624256 2017-07-28 12:09:45-04 @anamariecox @steventurous @darth now you tell me. i just rented a car at the minneapolis airport 3814 890967355135860741 2017-07-28 12:09:05-04 @steventurous @darth @anamariecox THE PUP WITH THE TONGUE BEHIND THE PUP 3815 890966736769622017 2017-07-28 12:06:38-04 @WookOfficial @michejaw it checks out 3816 890966670533160964 2017-07-28 12:06:22-04 @steventurous @darth @anamariecox I am on my way to Minnesota 3817 890965322836172800 2017-07-28 12:01:00-04 @steventurous @darth @anamariecox why is this video not a hundred times longer 3818 890964896569065472 2017-07-28 11:59:19-04 @nycsouthpaw *makes note to check ratio in a few hours* 3819 890964030382387201 2017-07-28 11:55:52-04 @SarahClapp @darth are you kidding me with these dogs 3820 890950216140152832 2017-07-28 11:00:59-04 .@StateOIG releases report showing overseas missions did not fix cyber vulnerabilities identified by DS. https://t.co/k9VxSYbD21 https://t.co/6xp8FJeshZ 3821 890944245682581505 2017-07-28 10:37:15-04 @chrisgeidner Right? 3822 890942428877803520 2017-07-28 10:30:02-04 Oh. https://t.co/q2f5npKDSN 3823 890937627402260481 2017-07-28 10:10:57-04 @ChappellTracker @darth HELLO BUD 3824 890934880908976129 2017-07-28 10:00:03-04 Watch @dmccabe launch his gonzo vlogging career with a video about Mark Zuckerberg's plan to save the world: https://t.co/0sXv2rgm71 3825 890928833792180225 2017-07-28 09:36:01-04 @MadelineRConway imagery 3826 890923546607632384 2017-07-28 09:15:00-04 Russia has begun retaliating for still-unenacted U.S. sanctions. https://t.co/kJpi4zbfwx https://t.co/L5m7geNMai 3827 890919776532307968 2017-07-28 09:00:01-04 Well this line takes on a whole new meaning now https://t.co/rvwNoKMSjY https://t.co/usM9mJBHn0 3828 890918504249135104 2017-07-28 08:54:58-04 @michaelcrowley Roger Ailes (or did you mean politicians only) 3829 890914039848685570 2017-07-28 08:37:14-04 @Wanderlustin I love Pab 3830 890912226176978944 2017-07-28 08:30:01-04 Historic moment however you feel about it. https://t.co/FmAv3wc0RR 3831 890905061152477185 2017-07-28 08:01:33-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @pbump PEBBLES 3832 890904688262098945 2017-07-28 08:00:04-04 .@playbookplus nails it: "Not many people are interested in fighting for the president and taking tough votes for him at this point." 3833 890899858630082560 2017-07-28 07:40:53-04 This feels tame compared to what I was expecting https://t.co/87JjqzPsrI 3834 890813342117371909 2017-07-28 01:57:05-04 Well, goodnight everyone. See you in five hours. 3835 890812951107522560 2017-07-28 01:55:32-04 McConnell could barely say the word "aye" just now. Voice very shaky. 3836 890811952800251908 2017-07-28 01:51:34-04 @dnvolz hi dustin 3837 890811455515185152 2017-07-28 01:49:36-04 @MEPFuller @ashleyfeinberg can't believe how mooch time we spent talking about healthcare 3838 890811198890844160 2017-07-28 01:48:34-04 "It's time to turn the page," Schumer says. "We are not celebrating. We are relieved..." 3839 890810990421352448 2017-07-28 01:47:45-04 McConnell, teeing up next item on Senate's agenda, tells chair, "Now, Mr. President, it's time to move on." 3840 890810636275400704 2017-07-28 01:46:20-04 McConnell: "I think the American people are going to regret that we couldn't find a better way forward." 3841 890810379365777409 2017-07-28 01:45:19-04 McConnell: "It's time for our friends on the other side to tell us what they have in mind." 3842 890810215892869121 2017-07-28 01:44:40-04 @emptywheel you found the surveillance angle 3843 890809997067558916 2017-07-28 01:43:48-04 McConnell: "Now I think it's appropriate to ask, what are their ideas? It'll be interesting to see what they suggest." 3844 890809501242212352 2017-07-28 01:41:50-04 McConnell's voice is noticeably wavering... 3845 890809158592638976 2017-07-28 01:40:28-04 "This is clearly a disappointing moment," McConnell says as bill officially fails 49-51. 3846 890808572405202944 2017-07-28 01:38:08-04 Listen to the reaction here https://t.co/yU3h07ErZW 3847 890807585330184192 2017-07-28 01:34:13-04 Collins, Murkowski, and McCain voted against the bill. It's dead. 3848 890806854028148736 2017-07-28 01:31:19-04 @IsaacDovere is that the puffy shirt 3849 890806778488696834 2017-07-28 01:31:01-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @pbump always 3850 890806718237597698 2017-07-28 01:30:46-04 A few gasps and a small burst of applause followed. 3851 890806566491795456 2017-07-28 01:30:10-04 McCain has voted no on the healthcare bill. 3852 890806282881335296 2017-07-28 01:29:02-04 @ajohnsocyber thx 3853 890805999132487680 2017-07-28 01:27:55-04 @wexler @beccalsteele @darth so you're saying there was no unmasking? 3854 890805422352777216 2017-07-28 01:25:37-04 They're doing the thing https://t.co/owMEvjdDT1 3855 890804756989362177 2017-07-28 01:22:59-04 @pbump please no 3856 890804507356971011 2017-07-28 01:21:59-04 @NoTheOtherLeft always 3857 890804278377435137 2017-07-28 01:21:04-04 @NoTheOtherLeft not great bob 3858 890804194482962434 2017-07-28 01:20:44-04 @darth @ddiamond christ 3859 890804101876928515 2017-07-28 01:20:22-04 @NoTheOtherLeft star wars 3860 890803844833189889 2017-07-28 01:19:21-04 I DON'T EVEN COVER HEALTHCARE 3861 890803739304513538 2017-07-28 01:18:56-04 I WANT TO GO TO BED 3862 890803340954804224 2017-07-28 01:17:21-04 @IsaacDovere what if i report you for spam, will that be encouraging 3863 890803209081569280 2017-07-28 01:16:50-04 @ddiamond omg go on 3864 890803094048579584 2017-07-28 01:16:22-04 If I were a senator I'd make random hand gestures to a colleague across the chamber to confuse everyone watching C-SPAN 3865 890802912728711169 2017-07-28 01:15:39-04 @ddiamond so just my tweets 3866 890802625720885248 2017-07-28 01:14:30-04 @ThomasHeaney6 @PenguinBooks thank u 3867 890802579000578049 2017-07-28 01:14:19-04 @IsaacDovere go to bed 3868 890802396225347586 2017-07-28 01:13:36-04 @NoTheOtherLeft he said "fucking" 3869 890802247042351104 2017-07-28 01:13:00-04 @pbump what 3870 890802182022348800 2017-07-28 01:12:45-04 maybe he was just reading them the Scaramucci interview https://t.co/Fh9MB7emsV 3871 890801995493158912 2017-07-28 01:12:00-04 maybe she's just a hugger https://t.co/JPsAUzfMfr 3872 890801789687037953 2017-07-28 01:11:11-04 @IsaacDovere ugh this again 3873 890801582404550656 2017-07-28 01:10:22-04 McCain is hanging out with the Democrats rn https://t.co/zAB9vTC5lu 3874 890800947688914946 2017-07-28 01:07:50-04 This seems significant https://t.co/560KDLm7Wp 3875 890800827849293825 2017-07-28 01:07:22-04 @aedwardslevy @NickBaumann i hope you lose all the data from your next poll 3876 890800528313139200 2017-07-28 01:06:10-04 @IsaacDovere maybe it's late but this got an irl lol from me 3877 890800487963820033 2017-07-28 01:06:01-04 @NickBaumann @aedwardslevy finally we are on more comfortable territory do you think rey is a skywalker, a kenobi, a solo, or a nobody 3878 890800229330571264 2017-07-28 01:04:59-04 @NickBaumann @aedwardslevy nick i swear to god can i go one day without darth and his minions ruining my life 3879 890800166726270977 2017-07-28 01:04:44-04 Graham working McCain is the most interesting subplot to me https://t.co/7INJqtPFF8 3880 890799924736020481 2017-07-28 01:03:46-04 @aedwardslevy i suggest the absence of a quorum in your account 3881 890799470757027841 2017-07-28 01:01:58-04 @aedwardslevy ariel i have news for you are you sitting down it IS early tomorrow morning 3882 890798993776664576 2017-07-28 01:00:05-04 @soaringleap424 oh my god tomorrow is today already, god damn it 3883 890798933206745088 2017-07-28 00:59:50-04 @pbump what if i'm one of the pages but i'm taking my job seriously and focusing on my solemn duties 3884 890798734958764032 2017-07-28 00:59:03-04 @soaringleap424 MEOW 3885 890797843325177856 2017-07-28 00:55:30-04 @jbarro something something Byrd rule 3886 890796808544280576 2017-07-28 00:51:24-04 Sorry but the U.S. Senate is literally a middle school https://t.co/kQ6gw4Mbm7 3887 890796224151814144 2017-07-28 00:49:04-04 @savkthom well, for one thing, turn off public DMs 3888 890796158678777856 2017-07-28 00:48:49-04 @andylevy interrupted every five minutes with "SENATOR RUBIO....SENATOR RUBIO NAY" 3889 890795868571357185 2017-07-28 00:47:39-04 @aedwardslevy Harambe? 3890 890795680960139266 2017-07-28 00:46:55-04 "Listen man, I drove all the way over here" https://t.co/YZYMFp0LkH 3891 890795367545028609 2017-07-28 00:45:40-04 @savkthom i LOVE that you don't spell it in case their stans are trolling twitter 3892 890795306043834368 2017-07-28 00:45:25-04 @NoTheOtherLeft smh 3893 890795261852659713 2017-07-28 00:45:15-04 what the hell is happening rn https://t.co/Rl6PNbah0C 3894 890795026082443265 2017-07-28 00:44:19-04 @savkthom "rey is totally a kenobi" "shut up mitch" 3895 890794810272923648 2017-07-28 00:43:27-04 @lizcgoodwin @ddale8 Blake Farenthold, call your office 3896 890794644891508738 2017-07-28 00:42:48-04 !!!! https://t.co/D57Cmsnn0y 3897 890794203143258112 2017-07-28 00:41:02-04 @MadelineRConway at least it's the weekend 3898 890793642415112194 2017-07-28 00:38:49-04 @MadelineRConway i love being awake at this hour 3899 890793575113293825 2017-07-28 00:38:33-04 @IMcCallan the playground at recess 3900 890793062305103873 2017-07-28 00:36:30-04 @ddale8 120% 3901 890793023432409088 2017-07-28 00:36:21-04 The Senate is a junior high school https://t.co/YXj7MtWy35 3902 890790268001071104 2017-07-28 00:25:24-04 @connorobrienNH Somehow it all comes back to the NDAA 3903 890788696525488128 2017-07-28 00:19:09-04 @NoTheOtherLeft i literally have no idea 3904 890787949557579777 2017-07-28 00:16:11-04 ............ https://t.co/tRce2T5LiR 3905 890785303283113985 2017-07-28 00:05:40-04 "the show" https://t.co/xBIpSEzyVW 3906 890784740894162948 2017-07-28 00:03:26-04 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/zQ550zccFy 3907 890783921314582529 2017-07-28 00:00:11-04 @monicariese @tayhatmaker yes, taylor taught me well 3908 890782956230291463 2017-07-27 23:56:21-04 https://t.co/wM23i8l2uC 3909 890773495105409024 2017-07-27 23:18:45-04 @nicolecieux omfG 3910 890773339983294464 2017-07-27 23:18:08-04 @nicolecieux i murder it *before* i zap it. i'm not a monster 3911 890772942984019968 2017-07-27 23:16:34-04 @nicolecieux none, i am extremely chill all the time, of course every so often i have to murder a caterpillar and burn it with a magnifying glass but 3912 890772626360213505 2017-07-27 23:15:18-04 @nicolecieux hi 3913 890772585285332993 2017-07-27 23:15:08-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate already called, they're on their way 3914 890772408885362688 2017-07-27 23:14:26-04 @PenguinBooks @ncweaver okay penguin luv u 3915 890771677222719489 2017-07-27 23:11:32-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate i heard i'm calling the cops on you 3916 890771086102679552 2017-07-27 23:09:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @kristenkbates no 3917 890771053827567616 2017-07-27 23:09:03-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate that's my favorite T-Pain song 3918 890770849460105216 2017-07-27 23:08:14-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @kristenkbates i've never even met you 3919 890770558174023680 2017-07-27 23:07:05-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate i know people, we can make this work 3920 890770472283058176 2017-07-27 23:06:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates i am going to delete you 3921 890769836552400897 2017-07-27 23:04:13-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate i am vomiting 3922 890769450785550340 2017-07-27 23:02:41-04 @PenguinBooks @ncweaver wait...who are the others 3923 890768853147557888 2017-07-27 23:00:18-04 @MikeIsaac @andylevy more like cock-a-doodle-do it up! 3924 890768683940839424 2017-07-27 22:59:38-04 @PenguinBooks @ncweaver i love u penguin u are the cutest book brand 3925 890768146289897472 2017-07-27 22:57:30-04 @veg_kate_ @darth i love sasha 3926 890767547250999296 2017-07-27 22:55:07-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate kristen 3927 890767493350002690 2017-07-27 22:54:54-04 Simulation Watch https://t.co/B4TlqtItRE 3928 890766417192263681 2017-07-27 22:50:38-04 @rhhackett welcome to 5pm twitter 3929 890765077292482561 2017-07-27 22:45:18-04 @maredfield @eleventhirtyate no but for real, Pinned Down By Porgs should be a Chuck Tingle novel 3930 890765017980784640 2017-07-27 22:45:04-04 @jbarro "Get out of here, Stuart!" 3931 890764867115909124 2017-07-27 22:44:28-04 @tayhatmaker :| 3932 890763956658339840 2017-07-27 22:40:51-04 @eleventhirtyate nsfw 3933 890763240589938688 2017-07-27 22:38:00-04 Well, not *everyone*. https://t.co/EckUI17sAb 3934 890761971070640129 2017-07-27 22:32:58-04 @NerdPyle @darth omg thatcher 3935 890759320874385410 2017-07-27 22:22:26-04 @NerdPyle @darth this . dog . is . extremely . good 3936 890758028227731457 2017-07-27 22:17:18-04 https://t.co/hAQnAm3bkY 3937 890748159802171392 2017-07-27 21:38:05-04 @wexler https://t.co/9MtXvoLtuZ 3938 890747467561676800 2017-07-27 21:35:20-04 @wexler this is a west wing line 3939 890746126311096320 2017-07-27 21:30:00-04 There are many surreal things happening right now but this is absolutely without question the most unbelievable https://t.co/62GF4Oi8mL https://t.co/ZiRKvFGPQO 3940 890745184094474240 2017-07-27 21:26:15-04 @Olivianuzzi @RosieGray can you and rosie please just stay at the hotel forever and do these interviews 3941 890745068352614401 2017-07-27 21:25:48-04 @AshCrossan your arm is hairy bff 3942 890743821017001984 2017-07-27 21:20:50-04 @JustinRYoung lol weenis 3943 890742499672764419 2017-07-27 21:15:35-04 Literally the first rule of communications is that conversations with reporters are on the record unless you both agree otherwise. https://t.co/ghgukb0dNC 3944 890739878627094530 2017-07-27 21:05:10-04 @libbycwatson libby 3945 890739807500062720 2017-07-27 21:04:53-04 @ifthedevilisix @Ali_Gharib @ericuman @Emdashes @eroston @earinc thank you 3946 890739752567267328 2017-07-27 21:04:40-04 @socarolinesays @amyfiscus omg 3947 890735408681713665 2017-07-27 20:47:25-04 @kansasalps CORRECT 3948 890734802692972545 2017-07-27 20:45:00-04 ----------> https://t.co/UT8qmEgcGc 3949 890734506268913664 2017-07-27 20:43:49-04 @b_cooooool @darth @dog_rates I am in love with Sofia 3950 890733206592512004 2017-07-27 20:38:40-04 @ashleyfeinberg need the Don Jr. like for my Bingo card 3951 890731674782314497 2017-07-27 20:32:34-04 @Wanderlustin saf I am just saying 3952 890731029958463489 2017-07-27 20:30:01-04 Another leak for Scaramucci to investigate -----> https://t.co/Yx5ISmpsgu 3953 890729578716692480 2017-07-27 20:24:15-04 @PuestoLoco @RyanSabalow @tomlobianco yes but I'm talking to journalists not people who can get warrants 3954 890729347107221504 2017-07-27 20:23:19-04 @Wanderlustin https://t.co/dbVwsfxn0l 3955 890728937470525440 2017-07-27 20:21:42-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @jrtschopp Tru 3956 890727908909731841 2017-07-27 20:17:37-04 @pwnallthethings 3957 890727613135814656 2017-07-27 20:16:26-04 @pwnallthethings 3958 890727513097424896 2017-07-27 20:16:02-04 @PenguinBooks @ncweaver Omg penguin 3959 890727368138137600 2017-07-27 20:15:28-04 @pwnallthethings 3960 890727254250180609 2017-07-27 20:15:00-04 In retrospect, we should have seen this coming https://t.co/813xqNHLX6 3961 890726935357206533 2017-07-27 20:13:44-04 @pwnallthethings Oh hey 3962 890725891109769216 2017-07-27 20:09:35-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @jrtschopp i think it's called "togs" in new zealand 3963 890723475647852544 2017-07-27 20:00:00-04 @michaelianblack @APBBlue they're quoting something he said, not talking to him https://t.co/cZgCwxfLbf https://t.co/8XKbO3zgRF 3964 890722971773546496 2017-07-27 19:57:59-04 .@GlennKesslerWP, on the other hand, will give it some Pinocchios, if you know what I mean https://t.co/O4oaBadAlq 3965 890721323625967616 2017-07-27 19:51:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @tspofnutmeg is this true meg 3966 890720783399620609 2017-07-27 19:49:18-04 cc: @PolitiFact https://t.co/8ErtI73KVV 3967 890720645172129794 2017-07-27 19:48:45-04 @johnstoneing @darth oh my god the third one is me 3968 890720310592405505 2017-07-27 19:47:25-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @tspofnutmeg Meg what's your phone number 3969 890719704725061632 2017-07-27 19:45:01-04 Holy crap https://t.co/c3XeWgIUHA 3970 890713914983366657 2017-07-27 19:22:00-04 After all that, NYT goes with straight quotes https://t.co/5OZrt1Lj3k https://t.co/ZkrCc5ZawW 3971 890709930654740480 2017-07-27 19:06:10-04 @bhower1138 @eleventhirtyate omfg 3972 890709420694528001 2017-07-27 19:04:09-04 @savkthom lol 3973 890709338872049664 2017-07-27 19:03:49-04 @ryan_wood @fordm interesting, did not know that about this app 3974 890709080435765248 2017-07-27 19:02:48-04 @RyanSabalow @tomlobianco yes, obviously know your local laws, I'm just giving tech advice 3975 890707628225171456 2017-07-27 18:57:01-04 I use this one FWIW: https://t.co/81DhsF1M18 3976 890707534608310272 2017-07-27 18:56:39-04 @tuszyb this is what I use https://t.co/81DhsF1M18 3977 890707431575236608 2017-07-27 18:56:14-04 @ASankin @fordm yes, if you're willing to pay you should get this one 3978 890707397228023808 2017-07-27 18:56:06-04 @fordm I am more knowledgeable about Android because it's what I use, but I've heard this works well https://t.co/73pbddMAeE 3979 890706809048231937 2017-07-27 18:53:46-04 @keriqbaum same 3980 890701789946937344 2017-07-27 18:33:49-04 The perfect capper to this whole thing really https://t.co/pvSQK12TMI 3981 890701053716516864 2017-07-27 18:30:54-04 To be clear: It *is* a violation if he did it. Just depends on whether he actually did it. https://t.co/st2BXBUCBf 3982 890700389292625920 2017-07-27 18:28:15-04 @darth D A R T H 3983 890700118109954049 2017-07-27 18:27:11-04 @JustinRYoung I hate you 3984 890699982201860097 2017-07-27 18:26:38-04 Did you violate White House policy by calling DOJ and FBI, as you claimed? https://t.co/5Kd9SJIxYz 3985 890699493909377025 2017-07-27 18:24:42-04 @kelseylh ... 3986 890699172772499457 2017-07-27 18:23:25-04 @jiatolentino @sarahjeong Fuck 3987 890698821734461441 2017-07-27 18:22:02-04 I am screaming https://t.co/r1KBMf41BR 3988 890694835438596098 2017-07-27 18:06:11-04 @blakehounshell Oh.my.god 3989 890694760075333632 2017-07-27 18:05:53-04 @seungminkim @pauldemko If this is what I think it is then bravo 3990 890694662473883648 2017-07-27 18:05:30-04 @normative @jbarro Settle down 3991 890693674069360642 2017-07-27 18:01:34-04 @gilbertjasono @ChuckWendig I lost it at the third one 3992 890693508302082048 2017-07-27 18:00:55-04 @jbarro God 3993 890693401838059521 2017-07-27 18:00:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg You're what's wrong with America 3994 890693285647237120 2017-07-27 18:00:02-04 tweet of the day https://t.co/5g3VOqfUno 3995 890692945611038720 2017-07-27 17:58:41-04 Whoof https://t.co/HX18dudP1w 3996 890692012185354241 2017-07-27 17:54:58-04 @Yair_Rosenberg @kelseylh Christ 3997 890691418422956033 2017-07-27 17:52:37-04 @kelseylh https://t.co/6yHisDASgc 3998 890689810377134080 2017-07-27 17:46:13-04 @kelseylh Settle down 3999 890689503496556546 2017-07-27 17:45:00-04 also I think this is cyber https://t.co/N5yiTRX4xv 4000 890689494621593602 2017-07-27 17:44:58-04 @kateconger @WilliamTurton CHRIST 4001 890689412048269313 2017-07-27 17:44:38-04 @_grendan @POLITICOPro @politico Gizmodo reporter 4002 890689168891944960 2017-07-27 17:43:40-04 @RosieGray @JohnJHarwood is this a reference to the bannon line 4003 890688786216230913 2017-07-27 17:42:09-04 @kateconger @WilliamTurton this is the best thing I've seen all day and there was a New Yorker interview 4004 890688742029221888 2017-07-27 17:41:58-04 @kateconger @WilliamTurton I AM SCREAMING 4005 890688250867789824 2017-07-27 17:40:01-04 @JaredRizzi plus the FCC can't fine CNN for airing it 4006 890687866866630658 2017-07-27 17:38:30-04 @michejaw the canon page is even better 4007 890687619956449281 2017-07-27 17:37:31-04 @ditzkoff tweet of the day 4008 890687515392438272 2017-07-27 17:37:06-04 @JaredRizzi jared, if she calls on you and no one else has done it, do it 4009 890687345044987905 2017-07-27 17:36:25-04 Oh my god they're gonna read these quotes out loud at the briefing tomorrow 4010 890686771012521985 2017-07-27 17:34:09-04 @yoda no, was pushed up to yesterday 4011 890685940808790016 2017-07-27 17:30:51-04 @starwars I see what you did there 4012 890685730795552768 2017-07-27 17:30:01-04 https://t.co/D4rQi96zUB https://t.co/ofCbIokNai 4013 890685619789320192 2017-07-27 17:29:34-04 @peterbakernyt well, that's a phrase I never thought I'd see on your Twitter account 4014 890684877540077568 2017-07-27 17:26:37-04 @ashleyrgold RIP 4015 890684861601722368 2017-07-27 17:26:33-04 @joshgerstein i'm printing it out and putting it on everyone's desk 4016 890684302190678016 2017-07-27 17:24:20-04 @aedwardslevy hmmm, facing stiff resistance to my joke 4017 890684139900456960 2017-07-27 17:23:41-04 @aedwardslevy thank you 4018 890684122129211393 2017-07-27 17:23:37-04 @aedwardslevy pole poll 4019 890683637053747200 2017-07-27 17:21:41-04 @daveweigel irl lol 4020 890683273961234432 2017-07-27 17:20:15-04 @nycsouthpaw @jipkin i hate you 4021 890683206256799744 2017-07-27 17:19:59-04 @atsneed crying 4022 890683180927381505 2017-07-27 17:19:53-04 this is good twitter https://t.co/8hD2h5ioC0 4023 890683086492635137 2017-07-27 17:19:30-04 @nycsouthpaw @jipkin oh I thought Hunter was the victim not the perpetrator, nvm 4024 890682610237800449 2017-07-27 17:17:37-04 everything is so good 4025 890682543925755904 2017-07-27 17:17:21-04 @jipkin @nycsouthpaw but what is the Hunter Walker thing, I need a link 4026 890681611074797569 2017-07-27 17:13:38-04 @kateconger @WilliamTurton SEND ME PICTURES IMMEDIATELY HOLY SHIT 4027 890680638537433089 2017-07-27 17:09:46-04 @ditzkoff damn it 4028 890680363873435648 2017-07-27 17:08:41-04 @nycsouthpaw I need context 4029 890677082329456644 2017-07-27 16:55:39-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris lol 4030 890676723330764801 2017-07-27 16:54:13-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris don't, though 4031 890676528723492864 2017-07-27 16:53:27-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris don't 4032 890670631133601792 2017-07-27 16:30:00-04 I mean I just https://t.co/y2015sf9sz https://t.co/1sLVJFeqVv 4033 890668499969884161 2017-07-27 16:21:32-04 @zev_stampfer @darth I love Paul Rudd 4034 890666856138383364 2017-07-27 16:15:00-04 If only there were a voting option for bills that you don't want to become law https://t.co/8fAA4b9Wu9 4035 890655539541065728 2017-07-27 15:30:02-04 Federal, state officials set up election security partnership: https://t.co/ZAdmvjyTyy 4036 890647996634849281 2017-07-27 15:00:04-04 Surreal tweet https://t.co/su8JGvRFbL 4037 890644972898091009 2017-07-27 14:48:03-04 @NedRaggett @darth God damn Christ 4038 890639409736896512 2017-07-27 14:25:57-04 @_cingraham @petridishes @darth There it is 4039 890639216073420801 2017-07-27 14:25:11-04 @LFWFTW @petridishes @JaredRizzi LOLOLOL 4040 890639190232190976 2017-07-27 14:25:04-04 @petridishes @the_scrivener sorry i'm really phoning it in at this point 4041 890639137061167106 2017-07-27 14:24:52-04 @petridishes @the_scrivener don't you wampa fanta 4042 890638795787321344 2017-07-27 14:23:30-04 @petridishes @JaredRizzi twitter is as clumsy as it is stupid 4043 890638562823213056 2017-07-27 14:22:35-04 @petridishes @JaredRizzi I worry that this joke came out of your brain too close to the system 4044 890638131694796801 2017-07-27 14:20:52-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes excited to see if this thread Veers off-topic 4045 890637522224652288 2017-07-27 14:18:27-04 @petridishes hoth take 4046 890636934300680192 2017-07-27 14:16:07-04 @Bencjacobs technically they did vote to MALE again 4047 890635559927808001 2017-07-27 14:10:39-04 @jbarro are you and Vlad dating now is that what's happening 4048 890634734090559489 2017-07-27 14:07:22-04 @selenalarson I love it 4049 890633788828532736 2017-07-27 14:03:37-04 https://t.co/Y8BG3evVyV 4050 890632893298393088 2017-07-27 14:00:03-04 Oh. https://t.co/eFOsI9Axca 4051 890632447611740160 2017-07-27 13:58:17-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate christ 4052 890632219936477184 2017-07-27 13:57:23-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @korpil you're not kidding 4053 890631943854764033 2017-07-27 13:56:17-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @korpil deep state 4054 890630862491996160 2017-07-27 13:51:59-04 @_cingraham @darth I mean there's a Darth Plagueis so 4055 890630840681586688 2017-07-27 13:51:54-04 @petridishes @_cingraham @darth omfg 4056 890625435012288512 2017-07-27 13:30:25-04 @darth omg they're both red 4057 890618942884007936 2017-07-27 13:04:37-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @timstarks da 4058 890618788093214720 2017-07-27 13:04:00-04 House Speaker doesn't read official presidential statements https://t.co/1scA7BjACl 4059 890618232763105280 2017-07-27 13:01:48-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @timstarks I'm a cyber (((globalist))) 4060 890616601296252930 2017-07-27 12:55:19-04 @nycsouthpaw @jesseberney yeah i mean ... report paw but i'm just setting the record straight i'm a journalist it's what i do 4061 890616136806547456 2017-07-27 12:53:28-04 @StevenTDennis And from the communications director! 4062 890616075070472194 2017-07-27 12:53:13-04 @nycsouthpaw I am right but no one understands me. The realest lament of a Star Wars nerd. 4063 890615559812898816 2017-07-27 12:51:10-04 @nycsouthpaw ugh fight me 4064 890615275032203264 2017-07-27 12:50:03-04 @nycsouthpaw They are equivalent. Star Wars just calls it a different thing. Correct your error, paw. 4065 890614950611140608 2017-07-27 12:48:45-04 darth continues to be the absolute best https://t.co/OgAQQjGyPQ 4066 890614696541396995 2017-07-27 12:47:45-04 @nycsouthpaw first of all it's not English it's Galactic Basic and second of all there's canon literature that presents it as Ackbar 4067 890614340931379200 2017-07-27 12:46:20-04 @nycsouthpaw what does that even mean 4068 890614074551042048 2017-07-27 12:45:16-04 @nycsouthpaw Ackbar* 4069 890613463516446721 2017-07-27 12:42:51-04 The photo for this Scaramucci/Priebus story is amazing. https://t.co/xfqmuON9KZ https://t.co/IigtBhx3GO 4070 890613030878273538 2017-07-27 12:41:08-04 @timstarks @Joseph_Marks_ Hear me out: "SEE-zay" 4071 890610183956602880 2017-07-27 12:29:49-04 https://t.co/GgflZpNYUv https://t.co/qtEUQYPHM8 https://t.co/UEKKu1uMzt 4072 890598258631954432 2017-07-27 11:42:26-04 @EmmaLee05733408 omg @darth https://t.co/Mg1XuBrRNH 4073 890595214557138944 2017-07-27 11:30:20-04 lol https://t.co/sjZQBAp00W 4074 890594680215396352 2017-07-27 11:28:12-04 @dylanlscott @darth @ArmstrongDrew how does he do it every time 4075 890582528674996226 2017-07-27 10:39:55-04 @darth eventually Twitter's GIF size limit will prevent you from continuing this 4076 890578841890164741 2017-07-27 10:25:16-04 @SaraSorcher @singernews THE ORB 4077 890575296105254913 2017-07-27 10:11:11-04 @erikmal Kinda feels like you're just saying this to get me to buy the book 4078 890574997491773440 2017-07-27 10:10:00-04 @pbump I don't have a vacation scheduled so no I'm not 4079 890574486713585664 2017-07-27 10:07:58-04 @erikmal Is there cyber in this book 4080 890572500752625665 2017-07-27 10:00:04-04 "Mr. Mattis, who was on vacation, was silent on the new policy." https://t.co/lGbFZIdlB4 https://t.co/pIS1uNsWRf 4081 890559454462308352 2017-07-27 09:08:14-04 @dnvolz "baby, baby, baby, no...backdoors in encryption" 4082 890557399525990401 2017-07-27 09:00:04-04 +1 https://t.co/UsnWMUcuEC 4083 890554930871848961 2017-07-27 08:50:15-04 @adamgoldmanNYT Pin this 4084 890554372073160708 2017-07-27 08:48:02-04 @Hadas_Gold @maggieNYT The Genesis context line is what makes this art 4085 890554371938844673 2017-07-27 08:48:02-04 @JoshuaGreen This is incredible. Congrats! 4086 890554371926261760 2017-07-27 08:48:02-04 @TonyRomm Your haircut shows it 4087 890553436797898752 2017-07-27 08:44:19-04 @Julie_Vit Omg 4088 890550751520534529 2017-07-27 08:33:39-04 @chaosbria @DannyPirtle19 Danny post the pic 4089 890550529209884672 2017-07-27 08:32:46-04 Rosenstein too. https://t.co/BrB773ArBu 4090 890537230820880384 2017-07-27 07:39:55-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/HA46YXvqJe 4091 890429128540913666 2017-07-27 00:30:22-04 @AndrewCouts @darth @ddiamond I'm going to bed, please do not continue this thread in my absence as I will not be around to defend myself and it would be unsportsmanlike 4092 890428778052292609 2017-07-27 00:28:58-04 @AndrewCouts @darth @ddiamond WE AGREED THIS WAS OFF-LIMITS 4093 890428339818815488 2017-07-27 00:27:14-04 @AndrewCouts @darth @ddiamond @FBI @TheJusticeDept @Reince45 I beg death to take me soon 4094 890426986534928384 2017-07-27 00:21:51-04 @EricsDadRod @twiedenbein @darth @ddiamond You're not real 4095 890426614798004224 2017-07-27 00:20:22-04 @WilliamTurton @AndrewCouts @darth @ddiamond I am crying 4096 890426350481309696 2017-07-27 00:19:19-04 @twiedenbein @darth @ddiamond JFC 4097 890425639160991745 2017-07-27 00:16:30-04 @darth @ddiamond DONT YOU EVER SLEEP 4098 890424938653507585 2017-07-27 00:13:43-04 @ddiamond Damn it dan 4099 890424318320095233 2017-07-27 00:11:15-04 @pbump Settle down 4100 890424215110811648 2017-07-27 00:10:50-04 @ddiamond I knew someday I'd be around to see you make a mistake. Feels good. 4101 890412887403114496 2017-07-26 23:25:50-04 yes, I discovered this right after tweeting #nevertweet https://t.co/FLDanlSCm1 4102 890412300632510465 2017-07-26 23:23:30-04 I say a silent prayer every time I check Twitter after being away for a few hours and discover nothing big has happened. 4103 890407322115338241 2017-07-26 23:03:43-04 @tayhatmaker @ASankin ty 4104 890361095306850304 2017-07-26 20:00:01-04 Just want to share this message that @ASankin sent me in a group chat earlier today https://t.co/vs5m0hjOm8 4105 890357314900721664 2017-07-26 19:45:00-04 What's up with male Republican House congressmen vis-a-vis female Republican senators? https://t.co/D0NacW8LF9 4106 890353543386849280 2017-07-26 19:30:01-04 When I think of good, trustworthy free-market experiences, I think of Comcast and United. https://t.co/CGSo0YHwsm 4107 890349768702128129 2017-07-26 19:15:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/1KnktdxXx5 4108 890345998740074496 2017-07-26 19:00:02-04 https://t.co/PAEVClNwqc https://t.co/KYZ7Lnh74y 4109 890342215972642816 2017-07-26 18:45:00-04 what the hell (PR pitch I received today) https://t.co/5bW5hwAJeK 4110 890338441648496641 2017-07-26 18:30:00-04 Lupita Nyong'o is a gem https://t.co/DigAp51SZh 4111 890336200149671936 2017-07-26 18:21:06-04 @ElaheIzadi @petridishes @brianbeutler sorry for your loss 4112 890334666686951426 2017-07-26 18:15:00-04 Read this. https://t.co/hqKxosdnXn 4113 890333549706063874 2017-07-26 18:10:34-04 @petridishes @ElaheIzadi @brianbeutler Get OUT 4114 890333486950875136 2017-07-26 18:10:19-04 @kevincollier I hope you lose 4115 890332402400329733 2017-07-26 18:06:00-04 @brianbeutler @ElaheIzadi @petridishes Are you a spermologist 4116 890331881253765120 2017-07-26 18:03:56-04 @ElaheIzadi @petridishes Criminally unfair that social norms prevent me from making jokes here 4117 890330893092401152 2017-07-26 18:00:01-04 FBI has denied my FOIA request for records related to Palmetto Fusion cyberattack campaign on power companies, citing national security. https://t.co/MqzmTawShr 4118 890330632286588928 2017-07-26 17:58:58-04 @petridishes What did I miss re: sperm 4119 890330438509752320 2017-07-26 17:58:12-04 @ASankin @kateconger @darth @dellcam Yes 4120 890330273581281280 2017-07-26 17:57:33-04 @sarahjeong This is my favorite meme on this web site 4121 890330178798448640 2017-07-26 17:57:10-04 @ASankin @kateconger @darth @dellcam I wish you'd all leave 4122 890329031803064321 2017-07-26 17:52:37-04 @daveweigel Biggs if true 4123 890328845731196928 2017-07-26 17:51:52-04 @kevincollier I too need 64 more bears 4124 890326398560346112 2017-07-26 17:42:09-04 @mattdpearce @libbycwatson oh my god 4125 890326358471135237 2017-07-26 17:41:59-04 @TonyRomm also me about the new star wars movie 4126 890325234708078593 2017-07-26 17:37:32-04 @HowellONeill @BlakeSobczak but instead of the "DUN DUN" it's a modem sound 4127 890324845795344384 2017-07-26 17:35:59-04 @darth @Anthony darth retire panda 4128 890324519390412800 2017-07-26 17:34:41-04 @pbump sorry olivia beat you to it and is more interesting and funny than you 4129 890324067601068032 2017-07-26 17:32:53-04 @darth @dellcam pls darth pls 4130 890324037611778053 2017-07-26 17:32:46-04 @dellcam god damn it 4131 890323643074580484 2017-07-26 17:31:12-04 @darth the mini fridge!!! 4132 890323344825892864 2017-07-26 17:30:01-04 .@D_P_Fidler argues that, absent high-level policy engagement, State cyber office can't do much even if it survives. https://t.co/AphSt5ihjM https://t.co/wrvtsX5V5j 4133 890320032135344128 2017-07-26 17:16:51-04 "New Ethics Chief Has Fought to Roll Back Restrictions" https://t.co/HAbmxHcVAN https://t.co/KB7Shh3fwe 4134 890319989722501120 2017-07-26 17:16:41-04 @GermainLussier or Waru! 4135 890319068254916608 2017-07-26 17:13:01-04 @feltfilms Where did I say that? 4136 890315800397193216 2017-07-26 17:00:02-04 ... https://t.co/8oPpTbXY06 4137 890312019219492865 2017-07-26 16:45:01-04 omfg https://t.co/VDFv2VkCJP 4138 890311588380635136 2017-07-26 16:43:18-04 @heathdwilliams YES 4139 890307210869440512 2017-07-26 16:25:54-04 @nycsouthpaw what is this 4140 890306506834534411 2017-07-26 16:23:06-04 @Aelaryn1122 @darth no this is too much 4141 890306006508613632 2017-07-26 16:21:07-04 @nycsouthpaw why do you always have to ruin our perfectly good conversations 4142 890305876531326977 2017-07-26 16:20:36-04 @heathdwilliams omg this is good 4143 890305651020361728 2017-07-26 16:19:42-04 @hash_said @pbump sorry can you tell me what I have a shorter attention span than, I zoned out before I finished reading this headline 4144 890305193635721216 2017-07-26 16:17:53-04 @nycsouthpaw stay woke, paw 4145 890305104460615680 2017-07-26 16:17:32-04 @pbump i hate you 4146 890304972214108160 2017-07-26 16:17:01-04 @eliotnelson well yes and that 4147 890304928434065408 2017-07-26 16:16:50-04 @pbump https://t.co/B8BqmOu7Dk 4148 890304724251160576 2017-07-26 16:16:01-04 @PhilKlay This quote is astonishing for its honesty 4149 890304314232713216 2017-07-26 16:14:24-04 @Olivianuzzi "Dylan" 4150 890303802280222720 2017-07-26 16:12:22-04 @eliotnelson interesting to think about the kinds of media criticism that such a sidebar would provoke today 4151 890302955106304006 2017-07-26 16:09:00-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade how is there not one called "force cast"? 4152 890302276283269124 2017-07-26 16:06:18-04 @pbump you're such a group 4153 890301196191227904 2017-07-26 16:02:00-04 DOE does so many different things. What happens if it loses talented staff? "It is what you never learned that might have saved you." https://t.co/AHjzroV9lT 4154 890300099032690688 2017-07-26 15:57:39-04 This section, on the importance of funding DOE's nuclear waste cleanup, really stuck with me. Nobody talks about this, but it's happening. https://t.co/Pgk69xuQzj 4155 890298951907278848 2017-07-26 15:53:05-04 Here's a story about DOE's advanced research lab and a meeting between its director and conservative think tankers. https://t.co/MKjYTuwEPE 4156 890298427438907392 2017-07-26 15:51:00-04 Here's some of what DOE does. https://t.co/cQN0GoP4mC 4157 890297949602942977 2017-07-26 15:49:06-04 Extraordinary story about the Trump team's approach to the Department of Energy and DOE's role in American life. https://t.co/16HRlSTxC2 https://t.co/Royr2Ccru1 4158 890290254149824512 2017-07-26 15:18:32-04 @lrozen @pwnallthethings I think it's supposed to be "this is fine" 4159 890284829119479808 2017-07-26 14:56:58-04 @jesseberney settle down 4160 890284361425313799 2017-07-26 14:55:07-04 @McCormackJohn the cyber is so huge, and maybe it's hardly doable 4161 890281050349461505 2017-07-26 14:41:57-04 @Olivianuzzi there should be a camera just on you this whole time 4162 890280397170499584 2017-07-26 14:39:21-04 @jbarro In retrospect, my favorite part is "please be advised." It's like an airport PA system announcement. 4163 890278924139343872 2017-07-26 14:33:30-04 @DannyPirtle19 HAIRCUT PUP 4164 890275708257398785 2017-07-26 14:20:44-04 @dnvolz huge if true 4165 890264667855216642 2017-07-26 13:36:51-04 @brianbeutler 4166 890262946428801024 2017-07-26 13:30:01-04 omg https://t.co/Wamowb1mzd 4167 890262134889873408 2017-07-26 13:26:47-04 @libbycwatson huge if true 4168 890259168845742080 2017-07-26 13:15:00-04 Just thinking about all the people who said we should ignore the president's tweets. 4169 890257155332419584 2017-07-26 13:07:00-04 @timothypmurphy omfg 4170 890255411160506368 2017-07-26 13:00:04-04 how is this website free https://t.co/khCgDhoIzS 4171 890255184953315332 2017-07-26 12:59:10-04 @kateconger sad! 4172 890254294162845696 2017-07-26 12:55:38-04 @ohheygreat ah yes, cruisin' down Actually Street 4173 890253208051961856 2017-07-26 12:51:19-04 @ohheygreat love to be on the information superhighway 4174 890252964748767232 2017-07-26 12:50:21-04 @kateconger why isn't the Whomping Willow in this story 4175 890251619601756164 2017-07-26 12:45:00-04 Oh man. https://t.co/o8lp5IIoq8 4176 890248360892014593 2017-07-26 12:32:03-04 @kateconger Luv u 4177 890247852596772864 2017-07-26 12:30:02-04 This story includes the line "The company’s name seems to be a reference to a spell invoked in the Harry Potter series..." https://t.co/NCq6HbkURC 4178 890245516000407558 2017-07-26 12:20:45-04 @JennaMC_Laugh seems legit jenna 4179 890243790174375936 2017-07-26 12:13:54-04 @HappyHappyBeans @darth I LOVE THESE PUPS 4180 890240690554384384 2017-07-26 12:01:35-04 @AlexJamesFitz @AndrewCouts once you pop... 4181 890240323779260416 2017-07-26 12:00:07-04 @rachel @darth omg @tayhatmaker this is a thing apparently! 4182 890240152848789505 2017-07-26 11:59:26-04 @ditzkoff owned 4183 890239744587829248 2017-07-26 11:57:49-04 @darth @pbump why are you like this 4184 890238805810216961 2017-07-26 11:54:05-04 oh no I have a ratio now https://t.co/bDIrsZ2d6n 4185 890238721978773504 2017-07-26 11:53:45-04 @WilliamPieper honestly only one 4186 890238329886822401 2017-07-26 11:52:12-04 Thank you to the four billion people who linked me to this tweet or one like it https://t.co/duXWjRKL98 4187 890238159438610432 2017-07-26 11:51:31-04 @pbump ... 4188 890237976449560576 2017-07-26 11:50:48-04 Can anyone tell what Sessions' binder says? Looks like "President's _____ ______ MEETING" https://t.co/UYEfO64sxN 4189 890237211928653824 2017-07-26 11:47:45-04 @NicoleAuerbach Did Barry Allen show up or something? 4190 890228972285337600 2017-07-26 11:15:01-04 Wow. https://t.co/CD7AKU9TVx 4191 890226302262943745 2017-07-26 11:04:24-04 @SCheneyPeters @AthertonKD not really sure what point you're trying to make here if we both agree DOD wastes a lot of money 4192 890226112957206530 2017-07-26 11:03:39-04 @KimZetter whoa 4193 890226032292265984 2017-07-26 11:03:20-04 @SCheneyPeters @AthertonKD https://t.co/5dtM4LNp1Y 4194 890225807859347457 2017-07-26 11:02:26-04 @kateconger @kevincollier best strategy is to delete your account 4195 890225577227157504 2017-07-26 11:01:31-04 @kevincollier @kateconger no kate don't do it 4196 890225218400157696 2017-07-26 11:00:06-04 @heathdwilliams THIS FACE 4197 890225199534161920 2017-07-26 11:00:01-04 Transgender soldiers are the ones fighting for *all of us* every day. https://t.co/ueqQovKILb 4198 890223214542151680 2017-07-26 10:52:08-04 @NathanielDWhite They help maintain a positive attitude! 4199 890222552643239938 2017-07-26 10:49:30-04 ... https://t.co/Dy9nOdizPC 4200 890222247054540801 2017-07-26 10:48:17-04 @pattymchugh1212 he's the president 4201 890222230621356033 2017-07-26 10:48:13-04 @MarcACaputo I agree with you on coffee actually 4202 890221918447693824 2017-07-26 10:46:59-04 @MarcACaputo hey, I think we can all agree we need good coffee 4203 890210104225652738 2017-07-26 10:00:02-04 This is so sad. https://t.co/LdRKhSkeXW https://t.co/6Afj081tkL 4204 890208028435329024 2017-07-26 09:51:47-04 @JaredRizzi reminds me of "he did it on the recommendation of Sessions and Rosenstein" "I did it because of Russia" 4205 890205920852152320 2017-07-26 09:43:25-04 This is worth a read. https://t.co/7CVnBvCnHs 4206 890203599229390848 2017-07-26 09:34:11-04 cc: @Scaramucci https://t.co/5jtUv55KID 4207 890202861547778048 2017-07-26 09:31:16-04 lol https://t.co/WVdpGhoX68 4208 890197760275820548 2017-07-26 09:10:59-04 Gotta say, I did not see this coming. https://t.co/YVyh68E2oE 4209 890196114107924480 2017-07-26 09:04:27-04 @heathdwilliams Lol 4210 890195894196371456 2017-07-26 09:03:34-04 @heathdwilliams Zuvio 4211 890195009705725952 2017-07-26 09:00:03-04 https://t.co/i2xSrIQaDO https://t.co/K5p6H69InB 4212 890191325949300736 2017-07-26 08:45:25-04 @darth @W7VOA @ENERGY @SecretaryPerry Dear God 4213 890187450768928769 2017-07-26 08:30:01-04 who among us https://t.co/8NUGy90O6b 4214 890182746504654850 2017-07-26 08:11:20-04 @ncweaver More likely Scavino threaded them 4215 890049516442877957 2017-07-25 23:21:55-04 @nicolecieux @FutureBoy omg 4216 890046982651342848 2017-07-25 23:11:51-04 @PR3SIDENT @pbump @darth @JaredRizzi ah, just what this situation needed 4217 890045988240580608 2017-07-25 23:07:54-04 @daveweigel hang on, let me see if I can conjure up the image of an ill-informed troll 4218 890043849514602498 2017-07-25 22:59:24-04 @ddiamond @pbump @darth shouldn't you be writing about death panels 4219 890043465387606017 2017-07-25 22:57:53-04 @jaspar @pbump @darth christ 4220 890043213586804736 2017-07-25 22:56:52-04 @ddiamond @pbump @darth et tu, Dan? 4221 890042430506110977 2017-07-25 22:53:46-04 @pbump @darth i'm so mad right now 4222 890042132517584896 2017-07-25 22:52:35-04 @darth @pbump GOD DAMN IT DAMN IT DAMN IT 4223 890041799804407808 2017-07-25 22:51:15-04 @eleventhirtyate at least link me 4224 890041774776954880 2017-07-25 22:51:09-04 @AshCrossan @FronteraFoods oh my god can I come over and we can share this 4225 890041485399379970 2017-07-25 22:50:00-04 @eleventhirtyate okay website can you TL;DR me 4226 890041260928622593 2017-07-25 22:49:07-04 @pbump @darth I'm still not convinced 4227 890041054921207808 2017-07-25 22:48:18-04 @pbump @darth see this is what I was saying, it's literally me 4228 890038033592004609 2017-07-25 22:36:17-04 @LauraLitvan @StevenTDennis *the Sword of Damocles waits patiently in its hovering holster* 4229 890037304869478400 2017-07-25 22:33:24-04 @admiraljello Yo man, et ti 4230 890036454092623872 2017-07-25 22:30:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/DtbtW2DALN 4231 890036305882730496 2017-07-25 22:29:26-04 @savkthom @cromnibus hahahahah 4232 890035985429524481 2017-07-25 22:28:09-04 @savkthom @cromnibus oh my god were you really thinking about it 4233 890035685587116033 2017-07-25 22:26:58-04 @savkthom makes me want to revive @cromnibus 4234 890035524702007297 2017-07-25 22:26:19-04 @savkthom Cronyn is definitely the name of a magician somewhere 4235 890034897347280897 2017-07-25 22:23:50-04 @ThinkItThruUSA @lrozen no I think that's a reference to real news stories that use leaked intel (e.g. Kislyak intercepts) 4236 890034385352892416 2017-07-25 22:21:48-04 @jbreisblatt good point 4237 890034160227811328 2017-07-25 22:20:54-04 @aedwardslevy on twitter? no way 4238 890033991738425345 2017-07-25 22:20:14-04 @admiraljello Um, an A.D. 4239 890033364941537280 2017-07-25 22:17:44-04 @admiraljello Hew Main, Institute of Transportation Engineers 4240 890033114516508679 2017-07-25 22:16:45-04 @aedwardslevy 22 straight-up bad-boy troublemakers 4241 890032791089491971 2017-07-25 22:15:28-04 @pbump @_cingraham @fordm @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg the art should have been a picture of philip blogging from his parents' basement 4242 890032675922231297 2017-07-25 22:15:00-04 https://t.co/lMQv5dCCVx https://t.co/zZrDnlSfh7 4243 890032447441784832 2017-07-25 22:14:06-04 @pbump @fordm @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg answer me 4244 890032383172521984 2017-07-25 22:13:50-04 @pbump @fordm @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg how is it living in your parents' basement where you live because you are a dumb blogger 4245 890032266751217672 2017-07-25 22:13:23-04 @tayhatmaker GOOD LORD I WANT TO STEAL THIS CAT 4246 890032200325976064 2017-07-25 22:13:07-04 @pbump @fordm @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg how is it philip 4247 890032036295180288 2017-07-25 22:12:28-04 @tayhatmaker how do you not spend every day taking photos of this cat 4248 890031928270893057 2017-07-25 22:12:02-04 @admiraljello U. Mann [the climate scientist]. It [the movie]. E. 4249 890031748465254400 2017-07-25 22:11:19-04 @fordm @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg is this because you live in your mom's basement 4250 890031559193104384 2017-07-25 22:10:34-04 @darth @EricsDadRod @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg i do love golf, darth, especially later in the summer 4251 890031249305337856 2017-07-25 22:09:20-04 @tayhatmaker I AM SCREAMING 4252 890030815912001536 2017-07-25 22:07:37-04 @admiraljello you, man, a tee 4253 890030756432683010 2017-07-25 22:07:22-04 @atsneed that's fair 4254 890030723889016832 2017-07-25 22:07:15-04 @EricsDadRod @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg this is horrifying 4255 890030587175723009 2017-07-25 22:06:42-04 @fordm @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg matt, shouldn't you be way too busy to join this thread https://t.co/LteTEYkOT6 4256 890030420385050624 2017-07-25 22:06:02-04 @HowellONeill omfg 4257 890030385282916356 2017-07-25 22:05:54-04 @tayhatmaker i'm 1000% in love with your cat 4258 890030325962878976 2017-07-25 22:05:40-04 @atsneed adam what is going on here my man 4259 890030187752116228 2017-07-25 22:05:07-04 @admiraljello humanitea. thank you 4260 890029909783056385 2017-07-25 22:04:01-04 @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg @darth yes 4261 890029766912479232 2017-07-25 22:03:27-04 @atsneed adam why are you trying to get me subsumed in capitalism 4262 890029711522443265 2017-07-25 22:03:13-04 @VileZero ok maybe I will see this movie 4263 890029529435078659 2017-07-25 22:02:30-04 @darth @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg this doesn't even make sense, he's giving me a different last name? come on, darth 4264 890029409419350016 2017-07-25 22:02:01-04 @VileZero she looks like it would hurt if she tried to make a facial expression 4265 890029152581148676 2017-07-25 22:01:00-04 @VileZero both of the main actors look completely lifeless. does that interfere with the movie? 4266 890028901765967872 2017-07-25 22:00:00-04 I was stupid enough to think I'd seen everything 2017 had to offer, and then https://t.co/SMFu0vxwbU 4267 890028871290167296 2017-07-25 21:59:53-04 @dangwhat48 yes, that's what I was retweeting 4268 890028182086324225 2017-07-25 21:57:09-04 @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg @darth those are not my style of glasses 4269 890028156370989056 2017-07-25 21:57:03-04 @darth don't jump darth 4270 890027685195468805 2017-07-25 21:55:10-04 oh ok https://t.co/2QDQVJ3I4t 4271 890027357565849600 2017-07-25 21:53:52-04 @Dzigavertovv @ChrisLu44 @vermontgmg oh my god if you put glasses on that rosenstein picture it would actually be me 4272 890027045257871361 2017-07-25 21:52:38-04 @admiraljello @HerdingNerfs when the kush hits https://t.co/y4QppzZlQy 4273 890026888705585152 2017-07-25 21:52:00-04 Can someone explain what just happened? https://t.co/EPwCpOBXew 4274 890026124272652293 2017-07-25 21:48:58-04 @ohcatrina this is badass 4275 890025886409510917 2017-07-25 21:48:01-04 @admiraljello @HerdingNerfs i need to set a weekly reminder that just links to this jpg 4276 890025540698112000 2017-07-25 21:46:39-04 @admiraljello @HerdingNerfs i am screaming 4277 890025126112051201 2017-07-25 21:45:00-04 2017 gonna 2017 https://t.co/Nzh7RPY1NW 4278 890023126293196800 2017-07-25 21:37:03-04 @MEPFuller oh 4279 890022413609697281 2017-07-25 21:34:13-04 @NatashaBertrand the best week natasha 4280 890021374978400258 2017-07-25 21:30:06-04 @druzod1012 100% 4281 890021354317139969 2017-07-25 21:30:01-04 omfg https://t.co/CgOGF4DkOh 4282 890019065443627008 2017-07-25 21:20:55-04 @MEPFuller So-called premiums* 4283 890018436990066688 2017-07-25 21:18:25-04 @nycsouthpaw that's the excuse i use whenever i want to cancel plans 4284 890017576549568513 2017-07-25 21:15:00-04 how is this website free https://t.co/tc0wCZ1UDE 4285 890016067065610240 2017-07-25 21:09:00-04 @byrdinator @ddiamond @dog_rates this was good dan 4286 890015756552990721 2017-07-25 21:07:46-04 @byrdinator @JaredRizzi @dog_rates MARSHMALLOW CLOUD HYBRID 4287 890014812008218624 2017-07-25 21:04:01-04 In terms of SDCC trailers for DC shows: 1. Flash 2. Arrow (Slade!!!) 3. Supergirl (WTF was that?) 4. Legends of Tomorrow (meh) 4288 890014425574514688 2017-07-25 21:02:29-04 And not just because of the Star Wars joke, although obviously I'm always here for that. (Best part of Cisco as a character tbh.) 4289 890013805333413889 2017-07-25 21:00:01-04 This Flash season 4 trailer has me extremely interested. https://t.co/chXbT5EAVp 4290 890010026915405824 2017-07-25 20:45:00-04 Great @kateconger story about voting security in the age of Trump: https://t.co/QN1cS89yhi starring @thedarktangent https://t.co/AUE1pRnj3M 4291 890009714888773634 2017-07-25 20:43:46-04 @brianbeutler @conncarroll 4292 890008354839560193 2017-07-25 20:38:22-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto @ThirdEmily @dnvolz @josephfcox cheese orgy 4293 890007769381830656 2017-07-25 20:36:02-04 @erinscafe I JUST SAW THIS AND OH MY GOD 4294 890006253803622400 2017-07-25 20:30:01-04 https://t.co/D7vEGt3htX https://t.co/QEWreipHr2 4295 890002478837661696 2017-07-25 20:15:01-04 "It is unheard of for a Cabinet-level official to be subjected to such visceral and public criticism..." https://t.co/pzDALaWk6m https://t.co/r89sOJbXVL 4296 890000416276193281 2017-07-25 20:06:49-04 @FallonKlivian @LillianSkye_ "reach for the stars! ezra is there somewhere probably screwing stuff up" 4297 889999741647540227 2017-07-25 20:04:08-04 @FallonKlivian @LillianSkye_ but what if ezra can't do it (most things) 4298 889999210354966528 2017-07-25 20:02:01-04 @LillianSkye_ it's good to have friends who encourage you 4299 889998709152522240 2017-07-25 20:00:02-04 -------> https://t.co/ooGVdsHEZY 4300 889994934589181953 2017-07-25 19:45:02-04 https://t.co/lpePkQjmFJ 4301 889994716493885441 2017-07-25 19:44:10-04 @HowellONeill second time's the charm 4302 889994613011959808 2017-07-25 19:43:45-04 @HowellONeill wanna date 4303 889993968196386816 2017-07-25 19:41:11-04 @ASankin @tayhatmaker @ccnomad @unicode "wake up" 4304 889993572166103040 2017-07-25 19:39:37-04 @tayhatmaker @ASankin @ccnomad @unicode language 4305 889992770487824385 2017-07-25 19:36:26-04 @pbump OH MY GOD 4306 889992565390528513 2017-07-25 19:35:37-04 @pbump what 4307 889991316481900545 2017-07-25 19:30:39-04 @dnvolz omg i love it 4308 889991294092759042 2017-07-25 19:30:34-04 @jaspar @ashleyfeinberg settle down 4309 889991153939959808 2017-07-25 19:30:00-04 This, from earlier today, is worth a read https://t.co/pRyYCS1rJp 4310 889990362109968385 2017-07-25 19:26:52-04 @ashleyfeinberg seems unwise 4311 889990261400535042 2017-07-25 19:26:28-04 @ashleyfeinberg they let you do tweets from jail? 4312 889989820629606402 2017-07-25 19:24:43-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @mccanner yes chuck congrats you figured it out you're a real pro 4313 889988494457802752 2017-07-25 19:19:26-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @mccanner it's a reference to don jr 4314 889984522162515968 2017-07-25 19:03:39-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @mccanner especially later in the summer? 4315 889983611813986306 2017-07-25 19:00:02-04 My god, this is too on-the-nose https://t.co/CYESBLfb2Z 4316 889980594121256962 2017-07-25 18:48:03-04 @MrSeanRoper these eyes are so expressive omg 4317 889980505676021760 2017-07-25 18:47:42-04 @blakehounshell looking forward to send you this tweet in a few days 4318 889979579309461504 2017-07-25 18:44:01-04 @MrSeanRoper oh my god these faces 4319 889979305538854913 2017-07-25 18:42:56-04 @tayhatmaker @ASankin Fight fight fight I want to see you two tear each other apart 4320 889978452920676353 2017-07-25 18:39:32-04 @TheEricGoldman @Marvel @AgentM @BenJMorse @chrissypedia @Strommy Whoa! Congrats dude!! 4321 889976053581656064 2017-07-25 18:30:00-04 I love dog photos so much https://t.co/2aBlOYRyjY 4322 889975822651666435 2017-07-25 18:29:05-04 @vanmarshall @BlueJaigEyes Two of my faves!!!! 4323 889975324917854209 2017-07-25 18:27:07-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @mccanner Of all the people who had to see this 4324 889973335165153280 2017-07-25 18:19:12-04 @LeakSource_ https://t.co/iX8APYmnqA 4325 889968510809624578 2017-07-25 18:00:02-04 This cat is me reading tweets about how the DNC hacked itself https://t.co/hRM2S8gbVw 4326 889966238138499073 2017-07-25 17:51:00-04 @atsneed @darth @mccanner adam please leave this thread 4327 889965730980134913 2017-07-25 17:48:59-04 @darth @mccanner darth god damn it 4328 889965273184391177 2017-07-25 17:47:10-04 @tayhatmaker it does not seem like you are standing alone there 4329 889965162463154176 2017-07-25 17:46:44-04 @darth @libbycwatson don't yell at libby 4330 889964873819586562 2017-07-25 17:45:35-04 @libbycwatson she cute 4331 889964394175660033 2017-07-25 17:43:40-04 @KatieBoWill are you currently sub-P-O'd? 4332 889963995536531457 2017-07-25 17:42:05-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy don't normalize this 4333 889963899977691138 2017-07-25 17:41:43-04 @daveweigel omg 4334 889961626358689792 2017-07-25 17:32:41-04 @AshCrossan Ilu bff 4335 889960959682412546 2017-07-25 17:30:02-04 One of the smartest observers of health policy and politics -----> https://t.co/2ySB5lPNQR 4336 889959885198299136 2017-07-25 17:25:45-04 @aedwardslevy bad tweet 4337 889959278727094272 2017-07-25 17:23:21-04 @Lonestarmomcom correction, was modified to add North Korea* component 4338 889959228957491200 2017-07-25 17:23:09-04 @datagoodies House added North Korea aspect, Senate needs to vote again 4339 889958941685411840 2017-07-25 17:22:00-04 @Lonestarmomcom Was modified to include Russia and Iran components so it needs to go back for final passage 4340 889958539317456900 2017-07-25 17:20:25-04 @BLeeDrake yes 4341 889958119954141186 2017-07-25 17:18:45-04 Bill now moves to the Senate. White House has not issued a veto threat. https://t.co/hjF3bb5dQ9 4342 889955890752872449 2017-07-25 17:09:53-04 @BioTurboNick @Aprillia Or they just think he's leading the Russia investigation 4343 889955445313593346 2017-07-25 17:08:07-04 @dfriedman33 @maggieNYT Do reporters ever agree to abide by those rules? Because if not, couldn't free-press groups sue over them? 4344 889955134985449473 2017-07-25 17:06:53-04 @BioTurboNick @Aprillia there's a "Don't Know" category 4345 889953408328847360 2017-07-25 17:00:01-04 This is simply astounding https://t.co/gAoTty6E97 4346 889952198007894016 2017-07-25 16:55:13-04 @nicolecieux nice 4347 889951847733231616 2017-07-25 16:53:49-04 This really puts a damper on my hopes for a Congressional Thunderdome https://t.co/hQBtQ2iFus 4348 889951732976844801 2017-07-25 16:53:22-04 @nicolecieux you want to be in a boyega we get it 4349 889948811166089216 2017-07-25 16:41:45-04 @carlaschaffer @darth i could honestly live on a desert island and subsist only on new pictures of Fala 4350 889948159509766144 2017-07-25 16:39:10-04 @ashleyfeinberg @Mobute @darth @BW god you're so thirsty 4351 889948062428385280 2017-07-25 16:38:47-04 @Mobute @darth @BW yeah it's not good when (((media))) people work in the (((shadows))) 4352 889947043074105344 2017-07-25 16:34:44-04 @TheKaylaKnapp @darth I NEEDED THIS 4353 889940582575083520 2017-07-25 16:09:03-04 @Madilorian I calls 'em as I sees 'em 4354 889939752417452032 2017-07-25 16:05:45-04 @normative @swin24 @NoahShachtman @Scaramucci julian are you okay 4355 889938997967040518 2017-07-25 16:02:46-04 @swin24 @NoahShachtman @Scaramucci ty 4356 889938906581532674 2017-07-25 16:02:24-04 @Madilorian dumb baby 4357 889938255243870210 2017-07-25 15:59:48-04 @JillianK74 @swin24 @NoahShachtman @Scaramucci ahhhhhh 4358 889937049972867073 2017-07-25 15:55:01-04 @bradheath when a rifle and a scope love each other very much 4359 889936812394905601 2017-07-25 15:54:04-04 Can we not do this https://t.co/AFj2PGlzLy 4360 889936480243777536 2017-07-25 15:52:45-04 @daveweigel visually, he checks out 4361 889936217151856640 2017-07-25 15:51:43-04 @swin24 @NoahShachtman @Scaramucci I'm going to feel stupid when you tell me but who is "Tone" a reference to 4362 889934578823163907 2017-07-25 15:45:12-04 "I'm not a fan of Assad," Trump says. "What he's done to humanity is horrible." 4363 889934072591659009 2017-07-25 15:43:11-04 @nycsouthpaw what did it say 4364 889933891909373953 2017-07-25 15:42:28-04 ------> https://t.co/GrlxTGpZGj 4365 889933269319524353 2017-07-25 15:40:00-04 "I'm very disappointed," Trump says of Sessions, "but time will tell." 4366 889933135479222272 2017-07-25 15:39:28-04 Trump: "I want the attorney general to be much tougher on the leaks from intelligence agencies..." 4367 889932631063896064 2017-07-25 15:37:28-04 In Rose Garden press conference w/ PM of Lebanon, Trump says he "would have quite simply picked someone else" if he'd known re: Sessions. 4368 889932368072585217 2017-07-25 15:36:25-04 Trump in Rose Garden rn: "He should not have recused himself" on Russia. "He should have told me prior to taking office" that he'd recuse 4369 889931823823958016 2017-07-25 15:34:15-04 @SassoneJohn that's the Washington Post 4370 889931755817447428 2017-07-25 15:33:59-04 More from WSJ story as Trump says Sessions endorsed him because he (Trump) was drawing big crowds https://t.co/m7yAvZngFk 4371 889930837394944001 2017-07-25 15:30:20-04 @erikmal omfg 4372 889930746936389632 2017-07-25 15:29:58-04 @mikedebonis @cspan i feel bad for the clerks sometimes tbh 4373 889930462923288576 2017-07-25 15:28:51-04 @JaredRizzi this took me a moment and holy crap 4374 889929336563879936 2017-07-25 15:24:22-04 @brianwright95 not sure which one that is 4375 889929015041110021 2017-07-25 15:23:05-04 @jbarro More like, in some circumstances a ratio can tell you something about the wisdom of the tweet 4376 889928251807870977 2017-07-25 15:20:03-04 this is another ratio that currently exists on a tweet https://t.co/b2OzgknRBn 4377 889928162712399873 2017-07-25 15:19:42-04 @henrycjjackson wait nvm you were thinking of a different one, and i see that one now too...wow 4378 889928042973450247 2017-07-25 15:19:14-04 @henrycjjackson yep, just checked https://t.co/oqmZLooaFZ 4379 889926369223868416 2017-07-25 15:12:35-04 this is a ratio that is currently out there https://t.co/lh908tWGtv 4380 889925399127392256 2017-07-25 15:08:43-04 @WilliamTurton @ASankin oh my god 4381 889925075239153669 2017-07-25 15:07:26-04 @cmigbear Check your math 4382 889923968051945476 2017-07-25 15:03:02-04 This alert though https://t.co/8R2lQBpDoW 4383 889923673695686658 2017-07-25 15:01:52-04 Senate vote on motion to proceed to healthcare bill will be 50-50. Pence will break the tie. Debate on the bill will be open. 4384 889923172862242816 2017-07-25 14:59:53-04 @BenjySarlin But also that doesn't address the legal question does it? 4385 889922880217255937 2017-07-25 14:58:43-04 @BenjySarlin I have seen photos of what I believe is this area before 4386 889921873743671299 2017-07-25 14:54:43-04 @desiderioDC Can you expand on what happened here? What legal authority did they cite? 4387 889921747608367105 2017-07-25 14:54:13-04 @MadelineRConway omfg 4388 889921728004202496 2017-07-25 14:54:08-04 Tillerson is apparently taking a vacation. https://t.co/cG3uT4XrMA 4389 889919872548958209 2017-07-25 14:46:46-04 @lrozen is this a thing cabinet secretaries do? 4390 889919655565033477 2017-07-25 14:45:54-04 @lrozen ??????????? 4391 889917663077699585 2017-07-25 14:37:59-04 What the heck? How is this allowed? https://t.co/UVDEGsBTA0 4392 889916800821063681 2017-07-25 14:34:33-04 @gabriellahope_ @pbump lol 4393 889912005884338176 2017-07-25 14:15:30-04 The attorney general has no plans to speak to the president https://t.co/wE7cV74xjt 4394 889908239504199681 2017-07-25 14:00:32-04 Incredible https://t.co/rT3m994AkG 4395 889906694310027265 2017-07-25 13:54:24-04 @benpershing @BrendanBordelon good time to be without an Under Secretary of Defense for Intelligence and an Under Secretary of State for Arms Control 4396 889905357702737920 2017-07-25 13:49:05-04 In June, Trump said such a launch "won't happen!" https://t.co/rqdluUsPC3 https://t.co/iKfdQFPVm6 4397 889904964532883456 2017-07-25 13:47:31-04 North Korea will be able to launch a nuke as early as next year, DIA says, in major reduction of previous estimate. https://t.co/OgoujLzOiC https://t.co/uUJyJkgto8 4398 889903108620472320 2017-07-25 13:40:09-04 Video was edited so that timecode is now inaccurate. Anyway, here it is: https://t.co/hwUsgodUjw https://t.co/BYm65NiyEf 4399 889901816737136640 2017-07-25 13:35:01-04 On Farenthold. Listen here at 36:30: https://t.co/PBv0p6mwdZ Almost certainly @SenJackReed, who is ranking Dem on Collins' subcommittee. https://t.co/ZNA4JsKGsY 4400 889900899568635905 2017-07-25 13:31:22-04 @nycsouthpaw you can't blame him for having trouble with communications, it's not like he's the oh wait 4401 889900164042838018 2017-07-25 13:28:27-04 @Bing_Chris It triples as my vacation home 4402 889897931167473666 2017-07-25 13:19:34-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams @SarahDemp This wins today 4403 889897338948530176 2017-07-25 13:17:13-04 @felixsalmon you have interesting thoughts on child labor 4404 889896286094336000 2017-07-25 13:13:02-04 House Foreign Affairs postpones Wed hearing w/ outgoing State cyber coordinator. Told scheduling conflict. State won't say if it requested. https://t.co/zdTUxZkX0K 4405 889888256871067648 2017-07-25 12:41:08-04 @weeddude @Mrbonesandco THESE EYES 4406 889888239980564480 2017-07-25 12:41:04-04 @weeddude @Mrbonesandco THIS FACE 4407 889887428194037761 2017-07-25 12:37:50-04 I believe this is known as the Bork argument. 4408 889887337722892289 2017-07-25 12:37:29-04 Benczkowski: In deciding whether to resign if ordered to fire Mueller, I'd consider the effect of leaving DOJ without leadership. 4409 889887218520793088 2017-07-25 12:37:00-04 Back at hearing: Benczkowski wouldn't commit to not firing Mueller if it fell to him. 4410 889886681448558592 2017-07-25 12:34:52-04 Sorry, I should have specified, as story does: Trump hasn't attacked Rosenstein on Twitter, the way he has Sessions. Aware of NYT interview. 4411 889886211619168256 2017-07-25 12:33:00-04 Of course, firing Rosenstein wouldn't necessarily get Trump closer to axing Mueller. Next would be Brand, then Boente. Would they do it? 4412 889885463867273217 2017-07-25 12:30:02-04 Interesting subplot to Trump/Sessions drama is that POTUS has not directly attacked Rosenstein. Raises Q: Why not? https://t.co/e35AXTqpNr https://t.co/VinGgu0RH0 4413 889883652187967489 2017-07-25 12:22:50-04 Sens asking Benczkowski about this story https://t.co/MMhNOJTkYe which may b the most surreal, obscure cyber to ever come up in a hearing. 4414 889882603456745473 2017-07-25 12:18:40-04 @erinscafe this photo is extraordinary 4415 889881917474181122 2017-07-25 12:15:56-04 @Briannaehley I'm bad at math, is that a majority 4416 889880125415849984 2017-07-25 12:08:49-04 I mean, it is https://t.co/0NgZ8gFwjt 4417 889880031840915456 2017-07-25 12:08:27-04 @kelseylh i'm convening hearings 4418 889879813342810114 2017-07-25 12:07:35-04 (I'm just here in case there's cyber, but I'm finding this hearing very interesting.) 4419 889879511692709888 2017-07-25 12:06:23-04 Sen. Whitehouse, a former federal prosecutor, points out that Benczkowski has no criminal prosecution experience. 4420 889878523560812544 2017-07-25 12:02:27-04 @KatieBoWill Katie Bo it's your brand you can say it whenever you want 4421 889878391800954881 2017-07-25 12:01:56-04 @HamillHimself Humility or Hamillity? 4422 889877879550619650 2017-07-25 11:59:54-04 @kelseylh keep me posted 4423 889877655981391872 2017-07-25 11:59:00-04 Okay... https://t.co/1UTEDcalqi 4424 889876806601502720 2017-07-25 11:55:38-04 Benczkowski says he would recuse in Russia-related matters if he were ever required to do so. 4425 889875840636473345 2017-07-25 11:51:48-04 Benczkowski: "I find their conclusions deeply troubling." 4426 889875792309735425 2017-07-25 11:51:36-04 Benczkowski tells Sasse that he does not doubt IC report on Russian hacking. 4427 889874778437427200 2017-07-25 11:47:34-04 @daviestbradley I think because people believe a new Trump AG nominee might be more willing to do it, but I'm not sure 4428 889874620488331264 2017-07-25 11:46:57-04 Feinstein wants Benczkowski to commit to recusing himself from any matters related to the Russia investigation, given his dossier ties. 4429 889874465089257476 2017-07-25 11:46:20-04 @jbarro sounds like Jack Reed who is the subcommittee ranking member (Collins is chair) 4430 889873911550234624 2017-07-25 11:44:08-04 @daviestbradley Associate Attorney General Rachel Brand 4431 889873845963902976 2017-07-25 11:43:52-04 Alfa Bank wanted Benczkowski to say whether it could sue BuzzFeed for defamation re: publishing doc w/ supposedly false claims about it. 4432 889873654242316288 2017-07-25 11:43:06-04 Benczkowski says he "spent fewer than five hours" reviewing parts of Christopher Steele's Trump/Russia dossier for Alfa Bank. 4433 889872485226864640 2017-07-25 11:38:28-04 @theglipper @darth @erikmal @pbump @WilliamPieper @varshaoforange i'm physically shaking with rage 4434 889872097148891136 2017-07-25 11:36:55-04 @erikmal @darth @pbump @WilliamPieper @varshaoforange i'm deleting my account 4435 889869959958081536 2017-07-25 11:28:26-04 @darth @pbump @WilliamPieper @varshaoforange darth please help me 4436 889869777648455681 2017-07-25 11:27:42-04 @pbump @WilliamPieper @varshaoforange @darth this is ruinous 4437 889868206646710272 2017-07-25 11:21:28-04 @AliWatkins tfw you really want delegated launch authority and you'll do anything to get it 4438 889867644656070658 2017-07-25 11:19:14-04 "This is fine" in facial expression form https://t.co/pLUea00gMg 4439 889867557359976453 2017-07-25 11:18:53-04 @pbump @varshaoforange @darth guys 4440 889866654506790912 2017-07-25 11:15:18-04 @benjaminwittes as always, darth is the best 4441 889865274358468608 2017-07-25 11:09:48-04 @ohheygreat same 4442 889864797080231936 2017-07-25 11:07:55-04 @ohheygreat because lumpy reads twitter 4443 889864056399683584 2017-07-25 11:04:58-04 @soaringleap424 @jesseberney i love that disney world is like diving to the bottom of a pool for you — only above water to get enough air to go back under 4444 889863634591076352 2017-07-25 11:03:18-04 @jesseberney @soaringleap424 agreed, why didn't you set up a redoubt in the middle of disney world and invite us all to join you 4445 889863092926128129 2017-07-25 11:01:08-04 @ohheygreat @darth fair 4446 889863061594570757 2017-07-25 11:01:01-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/S9FKWKkaOM 4447 889862400933060608 2017-07-25 10:58:23-04 @ohheygreat @darth #TuesdayMood 4448 889859950989725696 2017-07-25 10:48:39-04 @chaosbria Nothin' just that 4449 889859808710545408 2017-07-25 10:48:05-04 @chaosbria Nerd 4450 889859568989347844 2017-07-25 10:47:08-04 @WilliamTurton @libbycwatson I hate you go away 4451 889859406829150213 2017-07-25 10:46:30-04 @WilliamTurton @libbycwatson Libby is basically a Corbyn cat 4452 889858879965863936 2017-07-25 10:44:24-04 Legally true. But I'm assuming reporters weren't asking Ryan about the law. https://t.co/gtNoPM5mFy 4453 889856391837609985 2017-07-25 10:34:31-04 Short had natsec portfolio on WH press team so I interacted with him a lot. Reported to deputy PS Lindsay Walters. Wonder if she's out too. 4454 889855129767337984 2017-07-25 10:29:30-04 Wow. https://t.co/fkLnwIGX6T 4455 889840753882669058 2017-07-25 09:32:22-04 Checked C-SPAN 2 see if Chris Painter—testifying tmrw b4 leaving State—had previously testified. Once—w/ @mattblaze! https://t.co/D1qvHUfwHD https://t.co/TmQyAfS1fh 4456 889826793615740928 2017-07-25 08:36:54-04 Oh. https://t.co/n5wx1jog3M 4457 889824052201742337 2017-07-25 08:26:00-04 Question now is whether Trump just loves Scaramucci's communications strategy or whether he also sees him as a close policy adviser. https://t.co/aPbxhcuzzC 4458 889818851663368192 2017-07-25 08:05:20-04 @marty_lederman @lrozen Relatively limited range of people who could fire Sessions while serving as acting AG (https://t.co/BvmwrdoTAT) https://t.co/3IJs5PmG7u 4459 889818546225782784 2017-07-25 08:04:08-04 @DaviSusan @blakehounshell If I had a nickel for every time someone said "This time would be different..." 4460 889818353761751040 2017-07-25 08:03:22-04 It's pretty amazing that we're all alive right now to experience this. 4461 889814990601019392 2017-07-25 07:50:00-04 Okay this one is actually funny https://t.co/UQB7WGhJ1m 4462 889814070995681280 2017-07-25 07:46:21-04 @pbump you really gotta start not being the absolute worst ever 4463 889813734516027392 2017-07-25 07:45:00-04 Is he saying that Hannity will be the new AG https://t.co/ShP2Cq1W5u 4464 889812920649076739 2017-07-25 07:41:46-04 https://t.co/8Gr0PmKAnM 4465 889812486043652097 2017-07-25 07:40:03-04 Oh wow https://t.co/QMhMsgG6qt 4466 889698233576017920 2017-07-25 00:06:03-04 @selenalarson damn it selena do it for me 4467 889695713927598085 2017-07-24 23:56:02-04 @Madilorian @nicolecieux true, especially later in the summer 4468 889695635015954433 2017-07-24 23:55:43-04 @Cheddar56 reporting you to the FBI 4469 889695297139613696 2017-07-24 23:54:23-04 @CaliforniaExpat @pbump @jinx252525 mouse in the streets, trackpad in the sheets? 4470 889694322442072064 2017-07-24 23:50:30-04 @Madilorian @nicolecieux ............ 4471 889693884934213632 2017-07-24 23:48:46-04 everyone please vote for the mouse in this poll https://t.co/CmyLo54IHW 4472 889693573918191620 2017-07-24 23:47:32-04 @Madilorian @nicolecieux madi no 4473 889693352039415808 2017-07-24 23:46:39-04 @pbump @jinx252525 philip it's okay to admit you were rekt 4474 889692985738371073 2017-07-24 23:45:12-04 @YesMomsCan true 4475 889692702119526400 2017-07-24 23:44:04-04 @pbump lmao owned 4476 889692106884886530 2017-07-24 23:41:42-04 @YesMomsCan probably just meant that Rosenstein would execute the duties of the AG just like he is doing now for Russia stuff 4477 889690160274780160 2017-07-24 23:33:58-04 @varshaoforange @pbump gross 4478 889689516881170432 2017-07-24 23:31:25-04 @pbump how do you click things without a mouse? 4479 889689438607081477 2017-07-24 23:31:06-04 @nicolecieux wait are you serious I can't tell 4480 889689399566446592 2017-07-24 23:30:57-04 My mentions are horrible right now. 4481 889689327592243200 2017-07-24 23:30:39-04 @pbump ...normal people? 4482 889689293530247168 2017-07-24 23:30:31-04 @nicolecieux don't do this 4483 889688900524011520 2017-07-24 23:28:58-04 @pbump some day I'm going to visit the Washington Post office and glue your mouse to your desk 4484 889688760098709510 2017-07-24 23:28:24-04 @theglipper GREG 4485 889688485925400576 2017-07-24 23:27:19-04 Then there are the 99% of you who have no idea what that last tweet was about. You are the lucky ones. 4486 889688325174513664 2017-07-24 23:26:40-04 @kyletblaine NARRATOR VOICE: Come on Kyle you knew what was going to happen after you tweeted this 4487 889688221965312001 2017-07-24 23:26:16-04 Some of you are no doubt preparing clever replies to this tweet. I beseech you not to do it. 4488 889688124569395202 2017-07-24 23:25:53-04 I would give anything to know what Rod Rosenstein is thinking right now. https://t.co/kJAhXlnglR 4489 889687528663650304 2017-07-24 23:23:31-04 @pbump @WilliamTurton @erikmal @lukeisaacbrown I AM NOT AN INTERN 4490 889687471377788928 2017-07-24 23:23:17-04 @WilliamTurton @erikmal @pbump @lukeisaacbrown i am a politico reporter i am not a government employee i do not work at DOJ i am not rod rosenstein 4491 889687146390532101 2017-07-24 23:21:59-04 @WilliamTurton @erikmal @pbump @lukeisaacbrown i do not now, nor did i ever in the past, work at the justice department 4492 889686845809975300 2017-07-24 23:20:48-04 @WilliamTurton @pbump @lukeisaacbrown @erikmal oh god not you too 4493 889686701026799616 2017-07-24 23:20:13-04 @pbump @lukeisaacbrown @erikmal so that's a photo of me (you can see it in my bio here on twitter!) but the bio is for the deputy attorney general who is not me 4494 889686550862286848 2017-07-24 23:19:37-04 @erikmal @pbump @EricsDadRod this account is a fiction 4495 889686501075951620 2017-07-24 23:19:26-04 @pbump @lukeisaacbrown @erikmal that is a picture of me on the DOJ bio for Rod Rosenstein 4496 889685978826366976 2017-07-24 23:17:21-04 @pbump @lukeisaacbrown @erikmal who 4497 889685834248617986 2017-07-24 23:16:47-04 @Mik3Ferguson @lukeisaacbrown @pbump @erikmal yes 4498 889685584159137792 2017-07-24 23:15:47-04 @lukeisaacbrown @pbump @erikmal my Verizon Edge plan or w/e still has a few months left before I can upgrade 4499 889685492652019712 2017-07-24 23:15:25-04 @pbump @erikmal god i hate you 4500 889685311793635328 2017-07-24 23:14:42-04 @pbump @erikmal i own a samsung galaxy s6 and i like it a lot 4501 889685123448414208 2017-07-24 23:13:57-04 @pbump @erikmal negatory 4502 889685068335251456 2017-07-24 23:13:44-04 @pbump @erikmal still none 4503 889685019362459653 2017-07-24 23:13:32-04 @pbump @erikmal there is no contact on my phone called "daddy" 4504 889684829532557312 2017-07-24 23:12:47-04 @pbump @erikmal i just picked a number at random, since i don't have rod rosenstein's phone number 4505 889684582953603072 2017-07-24 23:11:48-04 @pbump @erikmal 800-588-2300 4506 889684505740673029 2017-07-24 23:11:30-04 @libbycwatson wow more like westeroshit 4507 889684372466618371 2017-07-24 23:10:58-04 @pbump @erikmal no 4508 889684261212762112 2017-07-24 23:10:32-04 @pbump @erikmal also why would his signature be on something with the FBI logo, he doesn't work for the FBI 4509 889684198977675264 2017-07-24 23:10:17-04 @pbump @erikmal rod rosenstein is not the acting attorney general, philip 4510 889683282769698816 2017-07-24 23:06:38-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @pbump @erikmal PUPPY 4511 889682935791702017 2017-07-24 23:05:16-04 @pbump @erikmal you are doing your own little roleplaying session over there philip, there is really nothing happening here 4512 889682523734802432 2017-07-24 23:03:37-04 @pbump @erikmal this is getting out of control 4513 889682161737093121 2017-07-24 23:02:11-04 @pbump @erikmal i just want to say for any FBI agents reading this thread that philip's screenshot is manufactured 4514 889681832089923584 2017-07-24 23:00:52-04 @erikmal @pbump oh my GOD 4515 889681616502611968 2017-07-24 23:00:01-04 maybe she meant to do it https://t.co/bZLEJc60C5 4516 889681336126111744 2017-07-24 22:58:54-04 @ditzkoff can you try one where it's "tfw you are the senate" 4517 889681045817360385 2017-07-24 22:57:45-04 @pbump great job 4518 889680856100593665 2017-07-24 22:57:00-04 @ditzkoff you're going to get a lot of mileage out of this one 4519 889679535582711809 2017-07-24 22:51:45-04 Fun fact: USSOCOM commander already confirmed the Syrian rebel aid program this wknd—but didn't realize he done so: https://t.co/BzLUl7zvP6 https://t.co/56HfIoIrzb 4520 889678424800985088 2017-07-24 22:47:20-04 Oh my god the CIA's public affairs office is going to have to figure out a plan for this 4521 889678114024022017 2017-07-24 22:46:06-04 @jesseberney @darth why would you do this 4522 889678034709729281 2017-07-24 22:45:47-04 incredible tweet https://t.co/aqYRDiTwhn 4523 889677876903247872 2017-07-24 22:45:09-04 @jesseberney nobody look at this tweet 4524 889677852572086272 2017-07-24 22:45:04-04 @jesseberney first of all, deputy attorney general wait shit damnit 4525 889677493279522816 2017-07-24 22:43:38-04 @jesseberney and if my life proves anything it's that you don't even need Boy Scouts training for that 4526 889677259862364161 2017-07-24 22:42:42-04 @TonyRomm bless you 4527 889676323282710528 2017-07-24 22:38:59-04 I have investigators in Hawaii looking into this and they cannot believe what they are finding https://t.co/NgKsyEH62k 4528 889675762126684164 2017-07-24 22:36:45-04 @TonyRomm can take out "at 1030p" here 4529 889674915154145284 2017-07-24 22:33:23-04 @ashleyfeinberg omg 4530 889674486492135425 2017-07-24 22:31:41-04 @HowellONeill nothing matters 4531 889674220061552644 2017-07-24 22:30:38-04 Tweeting about covert ops? https://t.co/OvJBQraj71 4532 889670488548659200 2017-07-24 22:15:48-04 @TheRileyGuy oh my god 4533 889669804201791488 2017-07-24 22:13:05-04 @savkthom i know 4534 889669692767559681 2017-07-24 22:12:38-04 @ashleyrgold @dmccabe @jheil yes please 4535 889669516753600512 2017-07-24 22:11:56-04 @savkthom memespondent 4536 889669479541731337 2017-07-24 22:11:47-04 @ashleyrgold @dmccabe @jheil what a bunch of sad nerds over here 4537 889669033456480256 2017-07-24 22:10:01-04 GOOD SWEET LORD https://t.co/qR3WZuPPbC 4538 889668289093394432 2017-07-24 22:07:04-04 @FutureBoy Chris, you do good tweets 4539 889667825958256640 2017-07-24 22:05:13-04 @JennyENicholson this is the part where I lost it https://t.co/1Ayy1oajKo 4540 889667628633075712 2017-07-24 22:04:26-04 @savkthom listen, I'm not up on the things that the kids do 4541 889663997313548288 2017-07-24 21:50:00-04 https://t.co/D048pUqUZ2 https://t.co/m11uY8T79k 4542 889660528108470272 2017-07-24 21:36:13-04 That's Scaramucci btw. 4543 889660221978705920 2017-07-24 21:35:00-04 "The comms dept reports to me. I report to the president. It has to stop, & I've told them that. If it doesn't stop, I'll fire all of you." https://t.co/87lTQVkWWD 4544 889659947277062144 2017-07-24 21:33:55-04 @PubPolHist I told them that but they were all like "we're extremely good reporters writing about a different important subject" and I was like "fair" 4545 889656415362719745 2017-07-24 21:19:53-04 @selenalarson thirsty mcthirsterson 4546 889655430141685763 2017-07-24 21:15:58-04 Oh. https://t.co/XK3hTD1gYn 4547 889652012396281857 2017-07-24 21:02:23-04 @SteeleWars @pablohidalgo @rianjohnson @andyserkis OH MY GOD https://t.co/lW3IlM3CMi 4548 889651421607579650 2017-07-24 21:00:02-04 Wonder what the ratio is of articles about waste, fraud, and abuse in welfare programs to articles about WFA in military programs. https://t.co/05kqNPknVD 4549 889649517196435456 2017-07-24 20:52:28-04 @ElectricFeel2 @JaredRizzi A clean touchdown, 45-Love 4550 889647678476431360 2017-07-24 20:45:10-04 @jamespmanley @johnson_carrie If a time traveler from 2020 appeared and said we would go three years with an acting AG I wouldn't laugh in his face 4551 889647640627097601 2017-07-24 20:45:01-04 -------> https://t.co/j3fSsYpXOv 4552 889646831474544641 2017-07-24 20:41:48-04 @johnson_carrie No nominee could make that promise 4553 889645881934348288 2017-07-24 20:38:01-04 @JaredRizzi TY 4554 889645834660450308 2017-07-24 20:37:50-04 @JaredRizzi @EricsDadRod @LooseGooseCS @darth JARED 4555 889643866466471937 2017-07-24 20:30:01-04 This sure sounds like it's happening https://t.co/3T9NW9akal 4556 889643626434789377 2017-07-24 20:29:03-04 @MattNegrin just realized I never offered my condolences 4557 889642867098079234 2017-07-24 20:26:02-04 @mmasnick @kateconger @dnvolz Damn it Kate!!!! 4558 889641934112923650 2017-07-24 20:22:20-04 @HowellONeill @RobertMLee True beyond cyber. No one writes stories about planes landing safely. 4559 889640088153448449 2017-07-24 20:15:00-04 https://t.co/NJZV0EI2LN 4560 889639350492856320 2017-07-24 20:12:04-04 @readjennymartin THIS IS RUBBING IT IN 4561 889638429444771844 2017-07-24 20:08:24-04 @HowellONeill shoulda listened 4562 889638345290260480 2017-07-24 20:08:04-04 @HowellONeill i clicked and it was a disappointment tbh 4563 889638307491180546 2017-07-24 20:07:55-04 @JaredRizzi @ChuckWendig okay bc it seems like something he would do 4564 889638244345884672 2017-07-24 20:07:40-04 @readjennymartin I CANNOT 4565 889638222707527681 2017-07-24 20:07:35-04 @HowellONeill i'm about to click this tweet to see the context, but before i do that, i just want to say how great it is out of context 4566 889638042788646918 2017-07-24 20:06:52-04 @JaredRizzi did @ChuckWendig put you up to this 4567 889637978309525505 2017-07-24 20:06:37-04 @ChuckWendig damn it 4568 889636843477766144 2017-07-24 20:02:06-04 @readjennymartin @darth LORD THAT THIRD PHOTO 4569 889636762255069185 2017-07-24 20:01:47-04 literally me https://t.co/VK46mWIGxy 4570 889636322956066816 2017-07-24 20:00:02-04 I have a passion. A passion for cyber. It's like a need for speed but cooler. https://t.co/wnsEgWniLe 4571 889636000170954752 2017-07-24 19:58:45-04 @JaredRizzi cyber is cool now jared it's in vogue cybervogue 4572 889635729604784130 2017-07-24 19:57:41-04 @maggieNYT this is what I say when I visit my parents' house and see my dog for the first time 4573 889635282785640448 2017-07-24 19:55:54-04 @JaredRizzi omg can I live 4574 889632308663332866 2017-07-24 19:44:05-04 @ASankin I so did 4575 889631207784423426 2017-07-24 19:39:43-04 This fills another key mid-level cyber position but leaves many still open https://t.co/cvnHXHg3k7 4576 889629441256718336 2017-07-24 19:32:41-04 @ASankin DAMN IT 4577 889628787134148608 2017-07-24 19:30:06-04 @AeroDaveLowe @DobieWanKenobi it's a Nazi plane 4578 889628764015022081 2017-07-24 19:30:00-04 Trump just nominated @C_C_Krebs, currently senior cyber counselor to the DHS secretary, to be asst secretary for infrastructure protection. https://t.co/EVJJzBXK4G 4579 889627990103126019 2017-07-24 19:26:55-04 @ASankin you have a very specific, very narrow, but very high-wire sense of humor that i like 4580 889627901389393921 2017-07-24 19:26:34-04 @MEPFuller @ashleyfeinberg nerd 4581 889627711571886089 2017-07-24 19:25:49-04 @briangongol you got me! 4582 889625796461158403 2017-07-24 19:18:12-04 @connorobrienNH Ah 4583 889625575807213573 2017-07-24 19:17:20-04 @ASankin DANG 4584 889624999308402688 2017-07-24 19:15:02-04 Based on this logic, I can never be accused of any crime ever https://t.co/UG0nUyHk6Z 4585 889623730741141504 2017-07-24 19:10:00-04 The BOY SCOUTS https://t.co/ClpBD5b4rd 4586 889623727213879296 2017-07-24 19:09:59-04 @RossRichendrfer Even Easy D isn't this good. This is sublime. 4587 889623655231172609 2017-07-24 19:09:42-04 @connorobrienNH Does anyone know why they made this a suspension vote? 4588 889623214418210820 2017-07-24 19:07:57-04 @JaredRizzi OMFG 4589 889622677480251392 2017-07-24 19:05:49-04 I defy you to show me a better Trump quote than this. You can't do it. It doesn't exist. 4590 889622473842593792 2017-07-24 19:05:00-04 this is the best thing ever https://t.co/boB3VO2oTJ 4591 889621979564834817 2017-07-24 19:03:02-04 @NolanDMcCaskill @joshgerstein what if I don't want to 4592 889621223738662914 2017-07-24 19:00:02-04 omg https://t.co/2zir3q6ycf 4593 889621000173883393 2017-07-24 18:59:09-04 @ByYourLogic @nycsouthpaw omfg 4594 889619585611292672 2017-07-24 18:53:32-04 @JedGarren it's there! 4595 889617439431868417 2017-07-24 18:45:00-04 cc @ProfJeffJarviss https://t.co/h5PbbANQ9q 4596 889616175314997248 2017-07-24 18:39:59-04 @kateconger @dnvolz Omg I read about this but didn't click though to read the full thing omg 4597 889615405689577473 2017-07-24 18:36:55-04 @KimZetter Seems legit 4598 889615276752457732 2017-07-24 18:36:24-04 @kateconger @dnvolz You just made up that name Kate 4599 889614760295227394 2017-07-24 18:34:21-04 @kateconger @dnvolz I just asked Bruce Schneier about this and he says you're lying 4600 889614515687632896 2017-07-24 18:33:23-04 @kateconger @dnvolz Kate that's not how hacks work 4601 889614270094299136 2017-07-24 18:32:24-04 @erikmal Never blurb 4602 889614233138278400 2017-07-24 18:32:16-04 @dnvolz I really wanna hack you tho 4603 889614127186006019 2017-07-24 18:31:50-04 @hillyon Look closer 4604 889613669062983684 2017-07-24 18:30:01-04 Are we gonna talk about the plane or... https://t.co/tlgzgkxdGk 4605 889611459050844162 2017-07-24 18:21:14-04 @DanielStrauss4 Trump v. Justice was the worst DC Comics film 4606 889610876868857856 2017-07-24 18:18:55-04 @maddieratner @Nationals @darth 4607 889610770614554626 2017-07-24 18:18:30-04 @ChuckWendig @manraysky @dwmanderville Can u not 4608 889609890976505856 2017-07-24 18:15:00-04 My dog is so cute it's unreal https://t.co/ME5S3qxk6k 4609 889607143262957569 2017-07-24 18:04:05-04 @ChuckWendig @manraysky @dwmanderville Christ Almighty you are just always there 4610 889606710448533505 2017-07-24 18:02:22-04 @manraysky @dwmanderville You don't even know my supervisor's number 4611 889606199292948481 2017-07-24 18:00:20-04 @manraysky @dwmanderville Sure it was 4612 889605639844102145 2017-07-24 17:58:07-04 @heathdwilliams also it looks like you're looking at ScarJo 4613 889599697949794305 2017-07-24 17:34:30-04 @timothypmurphy this is some HP Lovecraft shit 4614 889593993939619840 2017-07-24 17:11:50-04 @MEPFuller does she know about Farenthold or 4615 889593810417848324 2017-07-24 17:11:06-04 @selenalarson i love your dad 4616 889593687180800000 2017-07-24 17:10:37-04 @MandyBu @nicolecieux you two should definitely meet and hang out, you'd love each other 4617 889593406741254144 2017-07-24 17:09:30-04 @manraysky When you were born was everything in black and white 4618 889592602793615360 2017-07-24 17:06:18-04 @manraysky "underpants" is a funny word 4619 889592131366641665 2017-07-24 17:04:26-04 @manraysky @TheApexFan @DarthInternous Underpants 4620 889590681345372160 2017-07-24 16:58:40-04 @nicolecieux @dril i mean i'd have questions if you did do it 4621 889589939029118976 2017-07-24 16:55:43-04 @nicolecieux @dril n i c o l e 4622 889588839999844356 2017-07-24 16:51:21-04 @CarsonSieving @darth HELLO 4623 889587377454411776 2017-07-24 16:45:33-04 @nicolecieux @elmo of course 4624 889587269581119489 2017-07-24 16:45:07-04 Words no one in a relationship ever wants to hear https://t.co/QMwTW8JgwM 4625 889579691262189568 2017-07-24 16:15:00-04 Former DOJ NSD chief lays into homeland security adviser over how to prosecute terrorism suspects https://t.co/FmEueqQL1J 4626 889578648206012420 2017-07-24 16:10:51-04 @NatashaBertrand awww I didn't get this one, what super secret press list do you have to get on to get these emails 4627 889577602461171712 2017-07-24 16:06:42-04 @AdamGoldmanFL @ashleyfeinberg dang 4628 889577541132050432 2017-07-24 16:06:28-04 @alexandra_adams @ashleyfeinberg that's what i tell everyone i meet 4629 889576852578328581 2017-07-24 16:03:43-04 @MarisaKabas omfg 4630 889576397215289344 2017-07-24 16:01:55-04 @MarisaKabas shabbat shalombamacare 4631 889576309348855808 2017-07-24 16:01:34-04 @ashleyfeinberg I'm Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ 4632 889575593720913921 2017-07-24 15:58:43-04 @darth https://t.co/57fr5Dp5o2 4633 889574995671879680 2017-07-24 15:56:21-04 @GigawattConduit @Hello_Tailor we need a 4D version where it brushes against your skin as you watch 4634 889574857880461312 2017-07-24 15:55:48-04 me when I ran for class president https://t.co/YZTYjXmFLi 4635 889573876132392965 2017-07-24 15:51:54-04 @MarisaKabas @jaspar eyes are a big part of "I want to say something but I would get in trouble so I'll just do eyes" 4636 889573788484079616 2017-07-24 15:51:33-04 @darth @HKMurillo @Susan_Hennessey christ 4637 889571904469827584 2017-07-24 15:44:04-04 @MarisaKabas 4638 889571763499274241 2017-07-24 15:43:30-04 @WilliamTurton I didn't order chicken nuggets tho 4639 889571696377819136 2017-07-24 15:43:14-04 @GideonResnick @justinjm1 he basically does 4640 889571621496926208 2017-07-24 15:42:56-04 @WilliamTurton I remember you staying in my apartment but forgot about the French food but now I remember 4641 889571443263930368 2017-07-24 15:42:14-04 @HKMurillo @Susan_Hennessey hey @darth you know what to do 4642 889571311760093185 2017-07-24 15:41:42-04 @WilliamTurton when were you in DC? 4643 889571251471220736 2017-07-24 15:41:28-04 @GideonResnick @justinjm1 you forgot darth 4644 889571171066400768 2017-07-24 15:41:09-04 @BrianLynch @CarpeDiemCyber omfg 4645 889571106063093763 2017-07-24 15:40:53-04 @WilliamTurton no? why would you think this 4646 889570884536631297 2017-07-24 15:40:00-04 you're not the boss of me https://t.co/b8by3FwVmS 4647 889570262055878657 2017-07-24 15:37:32-04 @MEPFuller [dude tapping his temple GIF] 4648 889569622394978306 2017-07-24 15:35:00-04 @KimZetter For want of a VR Systems booth... 4649 889565849958236160 2017-07-24 15:20:00-04 Nominee to lead the Criminal Division, which prosecutes, among others, Russian non-state hackers. https://t.co/l7dEcYSEWF 4650 889562903728328705 2017-07-24 15:08:18-04 @ohheygreat @darth #4 tho 4651 889562578384338944 2017-07-24 15:07:00-04 Did not know this. https://t.co/eY2xdysORJ 4652 889562323345690624 2017-07-24 15:05:59-04 @Tcann13 omfg tracy please read this https://t.co/EEihqDklgC 4653 889562099009163264 2017-07-24 15:05:06-04 @DavidCovucci @Hello_Tailor @ASankin did I just get owned? 4654 889562048945901569 2017-07-24 15:04:54-04 @Tcann13 Hoping for some Waru 4655 889561378469675008 2017-07-24 15:02:14-04 @DavidCovucci @Hello_Tailor @ASankin this is too alpha for me srry have to leave 4656 889560905402519553 2017-07-24 15:00:21-04 @ctblauvelt @TheApexFan @DarthInternous it's so close that you could say it's Lando by a hair 4657 889560437146230784 2017-07-24 14:58:30-04 @Hello_Tailor @ASankin @DavidCovucci aaron you misspelled "recommends" 4658 889559775289253888 2017-07-24 14:55:52-04 @heathdwilliams I'm agreeing with you 4659 889559661699112960 2017-07-24 14:55:25-04 @heathdwilliams 4660 889558176797949953 2017-07-24 14:49:31-04 @DarthInternous @manraysky Wow we have the same thing for breakfast 4661 889558141280686080 2017-07-24 14:49:22-04 @ashleyfeinberg I mean, there's still time 4662 889556933929304064 2017-07-24 14:44:34-04 @WilliamTurton one of the best 4663 889556784255569920 2017-07-24 14:43:59-04 @Fahrenthold you should duel Lisa Murkowski 4664 889556071156785152 2017-07-24 14:41:09-04 @brianbeutler @blakehounshell well, I'm not sure I'd accept your premise, but I appreciate the kind words 4665 889555037109858304 2017-07-24 14:37:02-04 @darth @timelfrinkmia @msager @JaiHaack jesus h christ 4666 889554731496075265 2017-07-24 14:35:49-04 @clubjade no but it probably hurts you 4667 889554374464352256 2017-07-24 14:34:24-04 @clubjade look in the mirror 4668 889554072201777152 2017-07-24 14:33:12-04 @CarpeDiemCyber @nycsouthpaw no the tick is describing the person and then putting their name in commas 4669 889553275464404994 2017-07-24 14:30:02-04 @clubjade probably delete your account 4670 889553231621357568 2017-07-24 14:29:52-04 @kelseylh so good 4671 889552706108620800 2017-07-24 14:27:46-04 @ZachWahls it's good 4672 889552276544790528 2017-07-24 14:26:04-04 "I have the honor to be Your obedient servant – L. Murk" 4673 889551505090424832 2017-07-24 14:23:00-04 -----> https://t.co/draOtqSorg 4674 889551178622787589 2017-07-24 14:21:42-04 @clubjade i saw that 4675 889550881485717507 2017-07-24 14:20:31-04 He seems nice https://t.co/sUJPqfdXYE 4676 889550361882759170 2017-07-24 14:18:27-04 @nycsouthpaw Also adopts the POTUS tick of "my brother-in-law, Jared" 4677 889549510506106881 2017-07-24 14:15:04-04 @Olivianuzzi You spent a year on this and they...just...tweeted that out 4678 889548386881474563 2017-07-24 14:10:37-04 Significant setback for privacy advocates in voter fraud commission litigation https://t.co/rmND5bG9cX 4679 889534403348766721 2017-07-24 13:15:03-04 @DarthInternous You can't take this back. 4680 889534040671481857 2017-07-24 13:13:36-04 @DarthInternous Don't do this. 4681 889533905388396544 2017-07-24 13:13:04-04 @DarthInternous what are your top three reasons for serving Waru 4682 889532995987791872 2017-07-24 13:09:27-04 @LorenRaeDeJ big if true 4683 889532733965447168 2017-07-24 13:08:25-04 @blakehounshell before I click...is this story about cyber 4684 889526594011889664 2017-07-24 12:44:01-04 Oh my. https://t.co/rbESHKzx0Z 4685 889523806687162368 2017-07-24 12:32:56-04 @nicolecieux LOL 4686 889523101071024129 2017-07-24 12:30:08-04 @CyberScoopNews @gregotto hello greg 4687 889522459199905792 2017-07-24 12:27:35-04 @nicolecieux this will be a short fight 4688 889522379193503744 2017-07-24 12:27:16-04 @petridishes There was a trend away from these vintage apps, but I had really expected MS Paint to paint bucket 4689 889521536771792897 2017-07-24 12:23:55-04 Definitely read this @RosieGray story about NSC mystery man Ezra Cohen-Watnick: https://t.co/r36ozx6Qta https://t.co/vb1cem61ii 4690 889518528289812480 2017-07-24 12:11:58-04 @ohheygreat cc: @darth 4691 889516063142039552 2017-07-24 12:02:10-04 @ohheygreat you gotta start pitching him to mags 4692 889515882535432192 2017-07-24 12:01:27-04 @ohheygreat 100% 4693 889514402340376577 2017-07-24 11:55:34-04 @ohheygreat This is a modeling photo 4694 889512422381375492 2017-07-24 11:47:42-04 @ohheygreat This is outrageous 4695 889511744430886912 2017-07-24 11:45:00-04 This is a normal Tuesday night for me https://t.co/BO48cnyjRz 4696 889508761534070784 2017-07-24 11:33:09-04 @ohheygreat this is unreal 4697 889507971696254978 2017-07-24 11:30:01-04 So this NSC meeting on Afghanistan sounds like it was a great time: https://t.co/xLnlMl6oUh https://t.co/1fgCoXA3iA 4698 889507295490650118 2017-07-24 11:27:20-04 @ohheygreat yes pls 4699 889505840721428480 2017-07-24 11:21:33-04 @jbillinson @JaredRizzi rekt 4700 889504506786045953 2017-07-24 11:16:15-04 @ohheygreat 4701 889504297754529792 2017-07-24 11:15:25-04 @ohheygreat I assume this is every Saturday with you two 4702 889503583229673474 2017-07-24 11:12:35-04 @ohheygreat LUMPY 4703 889502856717492225 2017-07-24 11:09:41-04 @darth @dog_rates omg the one on the left is terrifying 4704 889502141479604224 2017-07-24 11:06:51-04 @Olivianuzzi I think your company is inviting you to a death cult? 4705 889500881992994816 2017-07-24 11:01:51-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux sub in basil for the pepper and I'm game 4706 889500421240246272 2017-07-24 11:00:01-04 Trump previously said this in his Reuters interview, and experts laughed: https://t.co/w7o7rHOm78 https://t.co/C4JB6E3nNh 4707 889500411052294144 2017-07-24 10:59:58-04 @LoopEmma be our hero emma 4708 889498933898219520 2017-07-24 10:54:06-04 @JaredRizzi CHRIST 4709 889498777089921024 2017-07-24 10:53:29-04 @JaredRizzi OLC says I can tell you to delete your account 4710 889498315393564673 2017-07-24 10:51:39-04 @JaredRizzi nope 4711 889497798995058688 2017-07-24 10:49:36-04 @MadelineRConway @byrdinator hmmm yes "joke" 4712 889497761737043968 2017-07-24 10:49:27-04 @JaredRizzi christ 4713 889497399567171585 2017-07-24 10:48:00-04 Wonder if Giuliani, too, would have to recuse himself from Russia. https://t.co/8MUX6ulbQ1 4714 889497165013319681 2017-07-24 10:47:04-04 @MadelineRConway @byrdinator let's be honest, i would do this exact same thing 4715 889497014626635776 2017-07-24 10:46:28-04 @byrdinator @MadelineRConway omfg 4716 889496049848659968 2017-07-24 10:42:38-04 @JaredRizzi these are getting better 4717 889495371700994048 2017-07-24 10:39:57-04 @chaosbria you can use DMs 4718 889494981681045505 2017-07-24 10:38:24-04 @chaosbria we're off the record 4719 889494848532656131 2017-07-24 10:37:52-04 @chaosbria okay but maybe 4720 889493228575223808 2017-07-24 10:31:26-04 @chaosbria you can tell me 4721 889493183306059777 2017-07-24 10:31:15-04 @Bing_Chris the best, some say 4722 889493041752543234 2017-07-24 10:30:41-04 @Bing_Chris no Barron is Mr. Cyber 4723 889492268960407552 2017-07-24 10:27:37-04 Boente: "I’m sure we’ll find some technological brilliance that will provide the necessary security but still allow the government to do it" https://t.co/xiNUV5wasZ 4724 889491484097040386 2017-07-24 10:24:30-04 @DannyPirtle19 OMG 4725 889487726327865344 2017-07-24 10:09:34-04 DOJ's national security chief admits U.S. may follow Europe's lead on encryption. We've got the details in MC: https://t.co/Y99h8k25Tx https://t.co/U7mdkgtsgQ 4726 889484054009180161 2017-07-24 09:54:58-04 @TonyRomm You don't even go here 4727 889482295056445442 2017-07-24 09:47:59-04 @Olivianuzzi Stop trying to make Fletch happen 4728 889481627793063936 2017-07-24 09:45:20-04 @rcohen Kushner? I barely 4729 889481544305430529 2017-07-24 09:45:00-04 State Department cyber coordinator prepares to wrap up his 6-year tenure https://t.co/qUahtbeutz 4730 889480593754529792 2017-07-24 09:41:13-04 @MarisaKabas It's closed session 4731 889477771201843201 2017-07-24 09:30:01-04 ICYMI yesterday: State and local governments continue using Kaspersky despite GSA delisting: https://t.co/EG0olNzjoZ https://t.co/SqLmBlBqXv 4732 889472737651159040 2017-07-24 09:10:00-04 Rizzi is on fire today https://t.co/HFdJUujo8A 4733 889471982638514177 2017-07-24 09:07:00-04 Small brain, large brain, cosmic brain https://t.co/6Db0mn80jC 4734 889470221483995136 2017-07-24 09:00:01-04 You can ask Sessions to investigate Clinton if you want. https://t.co/kCsIIRNFji 4735 889468651606245376 2017-07-24 08:53:46-04 @JaredRizzi this is good 4736 889468520161046528 2017-07-24 08:53:15-04 @JaredRizzi seriously tho 4737 889468358730665984 2017-07-24 08:52:36-04 @JaredRizzi omfg 4738 889462674081427456 2017-07-24 08:30:01-04 "White House aides are already considering how to distance President Donald Trump from Congress..." https://t.co/71dqEGehO4 4739 889462314130444288 2017-07-24 08:28:35-04 @TonyRomm "are the out" 4740 889461921656840192 2017-07-24 08:27:02-04 @mattyglesias @nycsouthpaw I'd have gone in, sat in the big chair, and maybe ordered a simulated nuclear strike on Canada or something 4741 889461417610444804 2017-07-24 08:25:02-04 @darth @Olivianuzzi that is a cruel thing to do to a bunny 4742 889455132596817920 2017-07-24 08:00:03-04 "I did not collude, nor know of anyone else in the campaign who colluded, with any foreign government." https://t.co/ses4RqNbEM 4743 889316704140103680 2017-07-23 22:49:59-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates 4744 889316539891167233 2017-07-23 22:49:20-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates Agree to disagree, but in any event, it's late, and I need sleep. Good chatting with you! 4745 889316017096228864 2017-07-23 22:47:15-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates Sansa not pledging herself to Jon as the king? Maybe just like...riding away with Littlefinger's army? 4746 889315762082656260 2017-07-23 22:46:15-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates I don't know what makes you think I'm talking about something as big as betrayal 4747 889315306467885056 2017-07-23 22:44:26-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates Yes, because Game of Thrones characters always respect that idea 4748 889314501266460672 2017-07-23 22:41:14-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates No, we were talking about the present day, as seen in this episode. Sorry if you didn't get what I was talking about there. 4749 889313560496570368 2017-07-23 22:37:30-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates But also I'm talking about Sansa standing with Jon *now*. You're still talking about the past. 4750 889313479160725508 2017-07-23 22:37:10-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates Littlefinger's soldiers* 4751 889313268573106177 2017-07-23 22:36:20-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates The Boltons are dead...? 4752 889313080940916737 2017-07-23 22:35:35-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates But hey, turns out she thinks backing Jon is the right call! 4753 889313050276372481 2017-07-23 22:35:28-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates She wouldn't have to stab him in the back. She could just ride away with Littlefinger's army and do what she thinks needs to be done. 4754 889312519231332352 2017-07-23 22:33:21-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates If he were inept, it would be a liability to stand with him, but she clearly doesn't see it that way 4755 889312226812801027 2017-07-23 22:32:12-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates If it were just that, they wouldn't still be with him. 4756 889311873715318790 2017-07-23 22:30:47-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates Everyone has their bad days. But Sansa and Littlefinger rallied to Jon because they backed him, which is all the vindication he needs. 4757 889311585247907840 2017-07-23 22:29:39-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates I suspect the hapless people who trusted Dany would rather have had Jon and the armies he rallied to his cause 4758 889311443031609345 2017-07-23 22:29:05-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates he won, tho 4759 889310999706304515 2017-07-23 22:27:19-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates her record of getting them killed and ruining their lives yep 4760 889309411327561728 2017-07-23 22:21:00-04 @admiraljello Maybe she should report to him since he knows more than her. (This is why monarchy sucks btw!) 4761 889309135732396033 2017-07-23 22:19:55-04 @admiraljello Winter is here, we need a leader who knows what's what and I'm not in the habit of grading on a curve 4762 889308548588597248 2017-07-23 22:17:35-04 @admiraljello Nah 4763 889308271949074434 2017-07-23 22:16:29-04 @admiraljello she is not competent; this is what I was saying about how you must not have read good critiques of her 4764 889307795392278531 2017-07-23 22:14:35-04 @admiraljello ah, so it's not competence, it's lineage 4765 889307631692779520 2017-07-23 22:13:56-04 @admiraljello then why are you Team Dany? 4766 889307473936515073 2017-07-23 22:13:18-04 @admiraljello you've clearly never read a thoughtful analysis of why Dany is so terrible then 4767 889307182130507776 2017-07-23 22:12:09-04 @admiraljello you are committed to being wrong about everything, I see 4768 889306940479856640 2017-07-23 22:11:11-04 lol https://t.co/jDir6mJBTa 4769 889306586111500288 2017-07-23 22:09:47-04 @rewegreatyet and yet she still defers to him 4770 889305701700554752 2017-07-23 22:06:16-04 @ditzkoff Potbelly 4771 889305542673485825 2017-07-23 22:05:38-04 Another episode full of evidence that Jon Snow is the best. #GameofThrones 4772 889304761543135232 2017-07-23 22:02:32-04 @ditzkoff don't do this 4773 889304116723408897 2017-07-23 21:59:58-04 That was unfair. #GameofThrones 4774 889284053299601408 2017-07-23 20:40:15-04 @JaredRizzi Same 4775 889282448433008640 2017-07-23 20:33:52-04 I'm never going to forget about Easy D. 4776 889280273514459136 2017-07-23 20:25:13-04 Easy D for the Stock M? 4777 889280104014135296 2017-07-23 20:24:33-04 "Stock M" https://t.co/JEQHNEZc7n 4778 889263262948261889 2017-07-23 19:17:38-04 @Wanderlustin mmmmm 4779 889263177959133186 2017-07-23 19:17:17-04 @Wanderlustin aw yeah get it in there inject it real good 4780 889263120916652032 2017-07-23 19:17:04-04 @eschaefer oh my god! 4781 889252428666871808 2017-07-23 18:34:35-04 @TheApexFan hmph 4782 889252396702068736 2017-07-23 18:34:27-04 ----------------> https://t.co/1zC04rG5rA 4783 889244538765803521 2017-07-23 18:03:14-04 @seanwbrooks @ChuckWendig 4784 889217891622584320 2017-07-23 16:17:20-04 hmmmmmm https://t.co/wWS6JZSrOs 4785 889209163666116608 2017-07-23 15:42:39-04 @TonyRomm stop biting people tony 4786 889207975688241152 2017-07-23 15:37:56-04 @ChuckWendig SNOOBUG 4787 889197932947308545 2017-07-23 14:58:02-04 @ChuckWendig Yes I heard it from the Jedi 4788 889196777785761792 2017-07-23 14:53:26-04 @ChuckWendig What about that guy Sheev Palpatine, seems nice, has a nice smile 4789 889175780617572353 2017-07-23 13:30:00-04 what https://t.co/PUZSR33SfG https://t.co/GDeruR5EPN 4790 889164961896734720 2017-07-23 12:47:01-04 ... https://t.co/j81dkOZya0 4791 889159338509651968 2017-07-23 12:24:40-04 Oh my god (https://t.co/qqZjRV9LOO) https://t.co/OhGwPqqO5G 4792 889129640534716417 2017-07-23 10:26:40-04 ... https://t.co/tMKIqcTuwK 4793 889129523480072194 2017-07-23 10:26:12-04 @lrozen @maddieratner this is CSI-level work 4794 888953238036381696 2017-07-22 22:45:42-04 @lrozen @maddieratner sure, makes sense 4795 888952838927380481 2017-07-22 22:44:07-04 @lrozen @maddieratner One of them seems to have fallen asleep, maybe story is not that riveting 4796 888952279163908097 2017-07-22 22:41:53-04 @lrozen Hope @maddieratner doesn't see this or she'll demand to go here when we leave on trips 4797 888951959516000257 2017-07-22 22:40:37-04 @lrozen Oh my god 4798 888942240235753472 2017-07-22 22:02:00-04 NSA Director Adm. Michael S. "Understatement" Rogers https://t.co/eLgud6n3ns 4799 888939280596336640 2017-07-22 21:50:14-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello same 4800 888938978161852416 2017-07-22 21:49:02-04 @CMWAshby @admiraljello exactly! 4801 888938783684669440 2017-07-22 21:48:16-04 @admiraljello cc: @heathdwilliams 4802 888938759051501569 2017-07-22 21:48:10-04 @nancipants @admiraljello touche 4803 888938572077834240 2017-07-22 21:47:25-04 @admiraljello but political intrigue! 4804 888938437016997888 2017-07-22 21:46:53-04 @nancipants @admiraljello amazing how many people i'm discovering who have no sense of taste 4805 888938355337166849 2017-07-22 21:46:34-04 @admiraljello sad 4806 888938180451471360 2017-07-22 21:45:52-04 @nicolecieux eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 4807 888938156762025984 2017-07-22 21:45:46-04 @admiraljello so basically you disliked the best marvel movie 4808 888937716762763266 2017-07-22 21:44:01-04 @admiraljello how is it possible for someone to like the thor movies more than the captain america movies 4809 888937214993977344 2017-07-22 21:42:02-04 @nicolecieux doge 4810 888934828774764546 2017-07-22 21:32:33-04 "What were you the god of, again?" https://t.co/ElJwPotIYM 4811 888924768103215104 2017-07-22 20:52:34-04 @heathdwilliams Dat ratio 4812 888915313789513728 2017-07-22 20:15:00-04 Yiiiiiikes https://t.co/mtTdw3r3YA 4813 888910811816710146 2017-07-22 19:57:07-04 @kelseylh WANT 4814 888907763404779520 2017-07-22 19:45:00-04 Always helpful to imagine what would have happened if Obama had done this https://t.co/RDV8GGYvPG 4815 888907401516249090 2017-07-22 19:43:34-04 @Wanderlustin 0.o 4816 888907284960747520 2017-07-22 19:43:06-04 @Wanderlustin can't wait tbh 4817 888907202819391488 2017-07-22 19:42:46-04 @Wanderlustin oh 4818 888906662786064385 2017-07-22 19:40:38-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft christ 4819 888906386872184832 2017-07-22 19:39:32-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams well give it a few minutes and i'm sure they'll/he'll get started 4820 888906255229751297 2017-07-22 19:39:00-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams what 4821 888906094432702464 2017-07-22 19:38:22-04 @Wanderlustin literally the highlight of my life, saf 4822 888906013008687105 2017-07-22 19:38:03-04 @heathdwilliams I KNEW IT 4823 888904370443649026 2017-07-22 19:31:31-04 @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs n 4824 888904361589567488 2017-07-22 19:31:29-04 @Wanderlustin WIS JINSIN 4825 888903990230077442 2017-07-22 19:30:00-04 @JaredRizzi correct 4826 888903979958243328 2017-07-22 19:29:58-04 @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs ...no? 4827 888903722285314050 2017-07-22 19:28:57-04 @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs OH 4828 888902982812577792 2017-07-22 19:26:00-04 S T R A N G E R T H I N GIVE ME THIS SHOW NOW S 4829 888902479399833601 2017-07-22 19:24:00-04 Stranger Things!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/c5QmEjW6bO 4830 888902100582883330 2017-07-22 19:22:30-04 @jesseberney settle down 4831 888900344176095234 2017-07-22 19:15:31-04 @HerdingNerfs @heathdwilliams christ 4832 888899324100440066 2017-07-22 19:11:28-04 @heathdwilliams yeah but you clearly like him 4833 888898990212820992 2017-07-22 19:10:08-04 @heathdwilliams you should fuck 4834 888898815725625344 2017-07-22 19:09:27-04 @neechevo @lrozen chris, thank you 4835 888898213046104064 2017-07-22 19:07:03-04 @chaosbria omfg 4836 888898157496733696 2017-07-22 19:06:50-04 @lrozen I mean they made four more so probably 4837 888897621032656897 2017-07-22 19:04:42-04 @lrozen so, like Jurassic Park 4838 888896205027233792 2017-07-22 18:59:04-04 @heathdwilliams this is weird 4839 888895743913844736 2017-07-22 18:57:14-04 @LillianSkye_ same 4840 888895730001350657 2017-07-22 18:57:11-04 @Hello_Tailor ok 4841 888895350190329856 2017-07-22 18:55:41-04 @Hello_Tailor is rey in this one 4842 888895126432620544 2017-07-22 18:54:47-04 @LillianSkye_ omg the mama duck is looking right at you 4843 888894710625992707 2017-07-22 18:53:08-04 How is deleting one's old opinions transparency? https://t.co/0jFNGMVPsy 4844 888883747453587456 2017-07-22 18:09:34-04 This is a fascinating and unexpected development. https://t.co/9CMTnJ8dOg 4845 888881638171717636 2017-07-22 18:01:11-04 @1jrice @shannonrwatts I asked friends in other cities/countries to check 4846 888881479744454656 2017-07-22 18:00:34-04 @pablohidalgo @mburnham7 Kill me Pablo 4847 888881411150753793 2017-07-22 18:00:17-04 @1jrice @shannonrwatts I checked for that 4848 888878733322530816 2017-07-22 17:49:39-04 @shannonrwatts First two are gone, though they weren't when you first claimed they were. Third is still there. 4849 888877629612462080 2017-07-22 17:45:16-04 @LillianSkye_ omg stupid child leave them alone 4850 888877045526278145 2017-07-22 17:42:56-04 @LillianSkye_ DUCKIES 4851 888876316451377152 2017-07-22 17:40:03-04 @LillianSkye_ Omg they're too cute 4852 888859627596730375 2017-07-22 16:33:44-04 @brian_nov oh my god 4853 888841993249542145 2017-07-22 15:23:39-04 @cmpriest @darth pets know that's the perfect time to do crimes 4854 888840247936679936 2017-07-22 15:16:43-04 @cmpriest @darth update pls 4855 888837174648549380 2017-07-22 15:04:30-04 @cmpriest @darth OMFG 4856 888837135159222272 2017-07-22 15:04:21-04 @maureenjohnson @darth PUPPY!!!!!!!!!! 4857 888820952208769024 2017-07-22 14:00:03-04 Really good @anniekarni story about "the untouchable Hope Hicks": https://t.co/onsYY5iNaS https://t.co/I6Z8Ut3Hxc 4858 888806564467015680 2017-07-22 13:02:52-04 @soaringleap424 i would protect them with my life tbh jess 4859 888802418238074880 2017-07-22 12:46:24-04 @soaringleap424 CUTIES 4860 888802069041233921 2017-07-22 12:45:01-04 OMG https://t.co/lcYuVdJcox 4861 888783204064272384 2017-07-22 11:30:03-04 Really remarkable. https://t.co/lf2z03KgIK 4862 888779418684055554 2017-07-22 11:15:00-04 ... https://t.co/Qrk8vNuKJX 4863 888775653381869568 2017-07-22 11:00:03-04 https://t.co/C0lIIr7WEe https://t.co/yz4LMMZkp4 4864 888768461568167936 2017-07-22 10:31:28-04 Just another extremely normal Saturday morning https://t.co/waOBQ3gGnF 4865 888595166445137920 2017-07-21 23:02:51-04 @heathdwilliams holy shit this really blew up 4866 888593611599773696 2017-07-21 22:56:40-04 @ChuckWendig @msiglain please don't do this 4867 888590314709147648 2017-07-21 22:43:34-04 @lizzieohreally Vader reports to the Emperor, and Tarkin also reports to the Emperor, but Tarkin and Vader sort of vie for his favor, at least until the Dea 4868 888587014777352192 2017-07-21 22:30:28-04 @DannyPirtle19 sup-porg you* 4869 888586844719501312 2017-07-21 22:29:47-04 @msiglain @ChuckWendig Yeah, best to stay away from Chuck and his oddities 4870 888584008640212993 2017-07-21 22:18:31-04 @nicolecieux wait you love yourself or you love me... 4871 888583389111959552 2017-07-21 22:16:03-04 @ChuckWendig @msiglain damn it chuck michael doesn't understand this meme you are just weirding him out 4872 888583273559076864 2017-07-21 22:15:36-04 @nicolecieux omg i love you so much honestly 4873 888582492340588544 2017-07-21 22:12:29-04 @nicolecieux you can't just do that 4874 888581866491486208 2017-07-21 22:10:00-04 ------> https://t.co/x8G0EBlDlq 4875 888581525738053632 2017-07-21 22:08:39-04 @msiglain https://t.co/xTOdA4s3MR 4876 888581148112236544 2017-07-21 22:07:09-04 @shellen @darth LUCY GIVE LUCY ALL THE FOOD 4877 888581057339162625 2017-07-21 22:06:47-04 @vasanthy23 8/10 4878 888577232062607360 2017-07-21 21:51:35-04 @msiglain Tantalizingly vague, but I sense that's the best I'm going to get for now! 4879 888576918336950272 2017-07-21 21:50:20-04 https://t.co/LJTrJ1umYy 4880 888576781019742208 2017-07-21 21:49:48-04 @msiglain It's never enough for me, Michael. 4881 888576323777474560 2017-07-21 21:47:59-04 @msiglain So many great titles! When can we expect dates and more info for the ones that don't have them? 4882 888564879686332416 2017-07-21 21:02:30-04 @dataeditor @LorenRaeDeJ "felt"? there are still three hours to go, it may not even be over 4883 888564627797311488 2017-07-21 21:01:30-04 @darth tears are streaming down my face 4884 888564254697287682 2017-07-21 21:00:01-04 Oh wow -----> https://t.co/lgcXMvgGTg 4885 888563128136585217 2017-07-21 20:55:33-04 @heathdwilliams you must be stopped 4886 888561158164291584 2017-07-21 20:47:43-04 @LillianSkye_ @aniistoll @ctblauvelt YESSSSSSSS 4887 888560662149906433 2017-07-21 20:45:45-04 @darth i don't understand how you do it every day darth 4888 888560475134472193 2017-07-21 20:45:00-04 good god https://t.co/10Iz2s96RC 4889 888559079240716289 2017-07-21 20:39:27-04 @aniistoll @LillianSkye_ @ctblauvelt reminds me we need to do another hangout!! 4890 888558816199143425 2017-07-21 20:38:25-04 @KimZetter @nprfreshair That works for me, I'll just send them to @mattblaze 4891 888558463764357125 2017-07-21 20:37:01-04 Christ https://t.co/LAzlFzfI9S 4892 888558118052872194 2017-07-21 20:35:38-04 @LillianSkye_ @aniistoll We knew @ctblauvelt before he was famous 4893 888557299899543553 2017-07-21 20:32:23-04 @chaosbria @heathdwilliams BRERF is the new HERF 4894 888557144471216128 2017-07-21 20:31:46-04 @LillianSkye_ omg i love it 4895 888556701305233408 2017-07-21 20:30:00-04 Absolutely incredible lead in this WSJ story on Sean Spicer https://t.co/lnmst2SWmC https://t.co/KFwFVLjO28 4896 888556619763679232 2017-07-21 20:29:41-04 @LillianSkye_ Do it for me 4897 888556420421087232 2017-07-21 20:28:53-04 @LillianSkye_ Lilly take a selfie with the robot 4898 888556216426700805 2017-07-21 20:28:05-04 @BuzzFeedBen @NoahShachtman Well, but presumably a lot of the people at Aspen are DC types 4899 888555550614593536 2017-07-21 20:25:26-04 @LillianSkye_ I really want to go to the waterfront now to see the temp robot 4900 888554729734787074 2017-07-21 20:22:10-04 @JennaMC_Laugh Holy crap 4901 888554605390573568 2017-07-21 20:21:41-04 @LillianSkye_ OMG 4902 888552925965959168 2017-07-21 20:15:00-04 who among us https://t.co/LMowLbGgZ1 4903 888550559384571905 2017-07-21 20:05:36-04 @heathdwilliams DELETE THIS IT IS TOO CUTE 4904 888549154229813249 2017-07-21 20:00:01-04 @heathdwilliams @DelReyStarWars @Janina @ChristieGolden oh god nonononono 4905 888549154116456449 2017-07-21 20:00:01-04 Wow. McMaster reportedly clashes with Bossert and tried to stop him from attending Cyber Week conference. https://t.co/WScEYKh8SN https://t.co/hgDEiQq3gm 4906 888547549946183680 2017-07-21 19:53:38-04 @DelReyStarWars @Janina @ChristieGolden holy crap 4907 888546841255714816 2017-07-21 19:50:50-04 @vermontgmg I refer to them as "losers" 4908 888546252958212096 2017-07-21 19:48:29-04 @AliWatkins he really said that??? 4909 888546130992050176 2017-07-21 19:48:00-04 @KimZetter @nprfreshair I'm really happy that Fresh Air did this interview, because it will educate people who don't spend all day thinking about cybersecurity. 4910 888545202721480707 2017-07-21 19:44:19-04 @rcohen @mkraju Thus, all is right with the world 4911 888545052300947456 2017-07-21 19:43:43-04 @rcohen @mkraju yeah Manu now I'm worried that something will break without any Warner-ing 4912 888544917190004736 2017-07-21 19:43:11-04 @heathdwilliams without question 4913 888542742753628160 2017-07-21 19:34:32-04 @chrisnettles yes 4914 888541916521930754 2017-07-21 19:31:15-04 @pbump log off 4915 888541602280595458 2017-07-21 19:30:00-04 I was one hour off https://t.co/tUhbfRIFYB 4916 888540107019493377 2017-07-21 19:24:04-04 Wow. https://t.co/pCq93XTmiB 4917 888538825928040448 2017-07-21 19:18:59-04 @G_Pop2013 @theglipper agreed jd 4918 888538712207917056 2017-07-21 19:18:31-04 #FF @adamentous @nakashimae @gregpmiller, three of the absolute best reporters on one of most difficult and important beats 4919 888537825938882560 2017-07-21 19:15:00-04 This byline is basically a plague on the Trump administration https://t.co/12NzIgdcbq 4920 888537501417209861 2017-07-21 19:13:43-04 @G_Pop2013 @theglipper omfg 4921 888537039259410432 2017-07-21 19:11:53-04 @theglipper @G_Pop2013 it is not 4922 888536686279487488 2017-07-21 19:10:28-04 @dan_brooks @clubjade @heathdwilliams thank you, now can you do a post rounding up all the waru books coming soon 4923 888536571367923712 2017-07-21 19:10:01-04 Sessions' spokeswoman does not deny that this story is accurate. https://t.co/fcO9srAT50 4924 888535317275226112 2017-07-21 19:05:02-04 Current and former officials say Comey's oblique SSCI hearing reference to secret Sessions info was probably about these Kislyak intercepts. https://t.co/wGKG7hj7xe 4925 888534446512771074 2017-07-21 19:01:34-04 @MEPFuller this is actually a good tweet 4926 888534153263685634 2017-07-21 19:00:24-04 @nycsouthpaw @matunos @EricsDadRod @ajdomanico @darth @akhoya87 @JaredRizzi don't you have some kibble to eat 4927 888533775868624896 2017-07-21 18:58:54-04 @theglipper @G_Pop2013 Greg is this your dad 4928 888533322497916929 2017-07-21 18:57:06-04 @HowellONeill @emptywheel @KeithChu rude 4929 888532411654574084 2017-07-21 18:53:29-04 @emptywheel @KeithChu damn it 4930 888531574391578624 2017-07-21 18:50:10-04 @JaredRizzi @EricsDadRod @ajdomanico @darth @akhoya87 @nycsouthpaw ...no 4931 888531283487469568 2017-07-21 18:49:00-04 @JaredRizzi @EricsDadRod @ajdomanico @darth @akhoya87 @nycsouthpaw i have a team of investigators at shutterfly and they cannot believe what they are finding 4932 888530912970891264 2017-07-21 18:47:32-04 @EricsDadRod @ajdomanico @darth @akhoya87 @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi whoever this is i will find you 4933 888530688311521280 2017-07-21 18:46:38-04 @theglipper unfollowing you 4934 888530562411110401 2017-07-21 18:46:08-04 @JaredRizzi @ajdomanico @darth @akhoya87 @nycsouthpaw god damn it 4935 888530436812623872 2017-07-21 18:45:38-04 @emptywheel @KeithChu excuses excuses 4936 888530276669767681 2017-07-21 18:45:00-04 . SIMPSON ❌ U B P DON JR. ☑ E MANAFORT ☑ A https://t.co/HXy7SUzdQ6 4937 888530232289878017 2017-07-21 18:44:50-04 @ajdomanico @darth @akhoya87 @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi omfg he's not my dad i have never met him 4938 888530041432395776 2017-07-21 18:44:04-04 @akhoya87 @darth @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi i long for the sweet embrace of death right now 4939 888529710380183554 2017-07-21 18:42:45-04 @akhoya87 @darth @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi you won't get me with your tricks andrew 4940 888529514502000640 2017-07-21 18:41:58-04 @darth @akhoya87 @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi you used this picture yesterday 4941 888529130672795648 2017-07-21 18:40:27-04 @akhoya87 @darth @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi this is libel 4942 888528881174671360 2017-07-21 18:39:27-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi omfg darth 4943 888528783954849792 2017-07-21 18:39:04-04 @word_34 @JaredRizzi no, that's not even 4944 888528749775507457 2017-07-21 18:38:56-04 @heathdwilliams @missingwords @maryannzi what I would do 4945 888528437505384450 2017-07-21 18:37:42-04 @missingwords @maryannzi did you just shout "STORY GROUP, BIYATCH" and run away? 4946 888528157141344262 2017-07-21 18:36:35-04 @KeithChu @emptywheel she messed it up 4947 888528112836788224 2017-07-21 18:36:24-04 @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi he said "people" and I'm just correcting the record 4948 888527277742370817 2017-07-21 18:33:05-04 @JaredRizzi god I hate you so much 4949 888527239070982145 2017-07-21 18:32:56-04 @emptywheel 1.5/10 4950 888527100818464769 2017-07-21 18:32:23-04 @GordonGalloway1 @JaredRizzi it's unclear tbh 4951 888526551675023360 2017-07-21 18:30:12-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw he is a dog 4952 888526501640941568 2017-07-21 18:30:00-04 hello https://t.co/UvEIgGAECD 4953 888526419269222400 2017-07-21 18:29:41-04 @gwolfson @JaredRizzi @kelseylh yeah Jared invite me over for meatballs and adoption 4954 888526275052285953 2017-07-21 18:29:06-04 @heathdwilliams @chaosbria he's willing to wait for it 4955 888526075675979776 2017-07-21 18:28:19-04 @gwolfson @JaredRizzi @kelseylh thank u 4956 888526037755318272 2017-07-21 18:28:10-04 @eleventhirtyate it's Credible 4957 888526012878921728 2017-07-21 18:28:04-04 @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi do not do this 4958 888525997741625344 2017-07-21 18:28:00-04 @gwolfson @JaredRizzi @kelseylh I need these meatballs 4959 888525762353139712 2017-07-21 18:27:04-04 @eleventhirtyate ... 4960 888525742409207813 2017-07-21 18:26:59-04 @JaredRizzi @gwolfson @kelseylh i'm getting it surgically removed 4961 888525695969898496 2017-07-21 18:26:48-04 @dcbigjohn @JaredRizzi @gwolfson @kelseylh i prefer golden retrievers tbh 4962 888525647651500038 2017-07-21 18:26:37-04 @JaredRizzi @gwolfson @kelseylh i am not a tick sidekick god damn it 4963 888525593989398529 2017-07-21 18:26:24-04 @SarahDemp @brian_nov @nicolecieux lol owned 4964 888525505510735872 2017-07-21 18:26:03-04 @JaredRizzi @gwolfson @kelseylh it was a joke about how you're so terrible that your meatballs have to be high quality to outweigh your terribleness 4965 888525452494737408 2017-07-21 18:25:50-04 @JaredRizzi @gwolfson @kelseylh omg no 4966 888525337528807424 2017-07-21 18:25:23-04 @gwolfson @JaredRizzi @kelseylh you see what I am dealing with here Gena 4967 888524651843989505 2017-07-21 18:22:39-04 @gwolfson @JaredRizzi @kelseylh those must be good meatballs to outweigh, you know, *gestures at jared* 4968 888524163303866368 2017-07-21 18:20:43-04 @MEPFuller DONT NORMALIZE THIS 4969 888522727077937156 2017-07-21 18:15:00-04 tag yourself I'm #1 https://t.co/VX8taFiplq 4970 888520419581599754 2017-07-21 18:05:50-04 @heathdwilliams I love you 4971 888520128186527744 2017-07-21 18:04:41-04 @heathdwilliams @realJBurns @IndianaJedi Wow you're even doing the darth thing of RTing your replies to others 4972 888519668037582848 2017-07-21 18:02:51-04 @chaosbria Ilu Bria 4973 888519213568098304 2017-07-21 18:01:03-04 @chaosbria Also an asterisk isn't how you denote degrees 4974 888519079547588608 2017-07-21 18:00:31-04 @kevincollier @JennaMC_Laugh @BarryGsGhost @20committee Oh man are we talking about Schindler 4975 888518963839344640 2017-07-21 18:00:03-04 @chaosbria There will be other hot days 4976 888518951189139456 2017-07-21 18:00:00-04 It's so g-d cool that Buzz Aldrin exists https://t.co/Qp0kd1GyXF 4977 888518761514504196 2017-07-21 17:59:15-04 @chaosbria There is still time 4978 888518159409586176 2017-07-21 17:56:51-04 @Bing_Chris This is what the photo of you and @HowellONeill reminded me of 4979 888518013304971264 2017-07-21 17:56:16-04 @chaosbria Inferno will prove to be a fitting name if you end up roasting alive in the uniform 4980 888516697635917825 2017-07-21 17:51:03-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @semirose @ISnowNothin I AM CRYING 4981 888515176907067392 2017-07-21 17:45:00-04 Some personal news: I will be suing @JaredRizzi, likely within the next two weeks https://t.co/zvnJbJTyPQ 4982 888514303288127489 2017-07-21 17:41:32-04 @JaredRizzi @joshgerstein You will suffer for this 4983 888513730060980224 2017-07-21 17:39:15-04 @dan_brooks @clubjade @heathdwilliams ty 4984 888513636498636804 2017-07-21 17:38:53-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh @gwolfson Hahahaha 4985 888513556592852992 2017-07-21 17:38:34-04 @joshgerstein @JaredRizzi Jfc 4986 888513341848666112 2017-07-21 17:37:43-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade @heathdwilliams @dan_brooks Shut up 4987 888513106934214657 2017-07-21 17:36:47-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh @gwolfson Gena I am sorry you have to work with him 4988 888513022116986881 2017-07-21 17:36:26-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade @heathdwilliams @dan_brooks I just left work for the day 4989 888512790125830144 2017-07-21 17:35:31-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh yeah how do you do that 4990 888512736526823425 2017-07-21 17:35:18-04 @clubjade @heathdwilliams @dan_brooks you should be 4991 888512659846561792 2017-07-21 17:35:00-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh https://t.co/5fMRiQLYGL 4992 888512612237004806 2017-07-21 17:34:49-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi how unlike you 4993 888512535682580480 2017-07-21 17:34:30-04 @clubjade @heathdwilliams smh dunc i need to know hey @dan_brooks are you going to write a post for https://t.co/OTjVYZ8bL5 with all the new books 4994 888512406778990592 2017-07-21 17:34:00-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi how do you not know what you're laughing at... 4995 888512203451715584 2017-07-21 17:33:11-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump do not 4996 888512162326392832 2017-07-21 17:33:01-04 @clubjade @heathdwilliams okay yeah i saw these but what about the journey to TLJ stuff like carbonite squad or w/e 4997 888511709383729158 2017-07-21 17:31:13-04 @clubjade @heathdwilliams DO IT 4998 888511573853163522 2017-07-21 17:30:41-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump 4999 888511435692572672 2017-07-21 17:30:08-04 @clubjade @heathdwilliams I just want the news I don't gaf about the tweets!! 5000 888511401517625346 2017-07-21 17:30:00-04 McCaul's DHS NPPD reorganization bill is out and it is lit https://t.co/iI5IrQWl2a https://t.co/x6gsHXsBaM 5001 888511141424406529 2017-07-21 17:28:58-04 @JaredRizzi oh my f'ing god 5002 888510630444978176 2017-07-21 17:26:56-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux 2 real 5003 888510428199956482 2017-07-21 17:26:08-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux holy shit 5004 888510393286623233 2017-07-21 17:26:00-04 @heathdwilliams you should send this image to me every time i tweet at you 5005 888509454320361472 2017-07-21 17:22:16-04 @nicolecieux it's beautiful 5006 888508422861320200 2017-07-21 17:18:10-04 @NatashaBertrand seems legit 5007 888507761402626048 2017-07-21 17:15:32-04 *sets reminder to check https://t.co/q9Wq0SbthQ and https://t.co/vW9PY0ID4p at 6pm* https://t.co/LNUSum5kkP 5008 888507373920198656 2017-07-21 17:14:00-04 @YesMomsCan UGH 5009 888507316710100992 2017-07-21 17:13:46-04 @chaosbria wait wtf why is she legends??? 5010 888504737066344454 2017-07-21 17:03:31-04 Memories... https://t.co/J3kcyjFA0L 5011 888504305367568384 2017-07-21 17:01:48-04 @ChuckWendig @DelReyStarWars @jasoncfry THANK GOD IT'S FRYDAY AM I RIGHT OF COURSE I AM RIGHT TBH 5012 888504090938011648 2017-07-21 17:00:57-04 @eleventhirtyate I WILL FIGHT THEM 5013 888504057752686594 2017-07-21 17:00:49-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @spacejessss owned 5014 887846749410340865 2017-07-19 21:28:55-04 This is really something https://t.co/Ib35hXXxl0 5015 886637050677436416 2017-07-16 13:22:00-04 A FEMALE Doctor? What's next, a spaceship the size of a police box with multiple bedrooms and a swimming pool? *is handed a note* I see. 5016 888497928209391616 2017-07-21 16:36:28-04 @MediocreJedi @BlueJaigEyes this checks out 5017 888496302329274368 2017-07-21 16:30:00-04 As first seen in @MorningCybersec today: https://t.co/iuIUDXTP8M https://t.co/v4gopcEeIA 5018 888495821368459265 2017-07-21 16:28:05-04 @heathdwilliams OMG I need a @clubjade post to update me on all the new books 5019 888495236007301121 2017-07-21 16:25:46-04 @heathdwilliams omg what is this a new book 5020 888495142843195393 2017-07-21 16:25:24-04 @HowellONeill oooooh sweet boy yeahhhh 5021 888494423310467072 2017-07-21 16:22:32-04 @HowellONeill definitely sitting in DCA, also I'm bummed you're leaving 5022 888494289285775360 2017-07-21 16:22:00-04 @HowellONeill were you hacked 5023 888493700329775104 2017-07-21 16:19:40-04 @nycsouthpaw @eonge1 @Scaramucci i know you are but what am i 5024 888493428090130432 2017-07-21 16:18:35-04 @nycsouthpaw @eonge1 @Scaramucci cheathawks we don't compliment paw around here 5025 888489763925262336 2017-07-21 16:04:01-04 @MZHemingway seems like something you should take up with the Republican chairman of the committee that reviews all the classified information 5026 888488761574686720 2017-07-21 16:00:02-04 That escalated quickly https://t.co/qWAB2rkoIs 5027 888488596394713089 2017-07-21 15:59:23-04 @nycsouthpaw @Scaramucci literally never 5028 888488389489471489 2017-07-21 15:58:34-04 @DelReyStarWars @jasoncfry Thank god and congrats Jason! 5029 888488348456812545 2017-07-21 15:58:24-04 @nycsouthpaw @Scaramucci it's a popular phrase 5030 888488284225060866 2017-07-21 15:58:08-04 @HowellONeill @dellcam go on 5031 888487737241817090 2017-07-21 15:55:58-04 @HowellONeill @dellcam dell what else did you screenshot 5032 888486070085709827 2017-07-21 15:49:21-04 @maryannzi oh my god @DannyPirtle19 look 5033 888484979021369344 2017-07-21 15:45:00-04 Yes indeed https://t.co/MlewBadyHa 5034 888481210774814721 2017-07-21 15:30:02-04 Whoa https://t.co/hA8sXyIc8h 5035 888478998446997504 2017-07-21 15:21:15-04 @morningmoneyben you're such a nerd 5036 888478834940678144 2017-07-21 15:20:36-04 @morningmoneyben what kinds of deserts do you go to 5037 888478681634680832 2017-07-21 15:19:59-04 @morningmoneyben deserts don't have money or hands or sentience 5038 888477837325479936 2017-07-21 15:16:38-04 @nycsouthpaw @ddiamond @lizzieohreally ... ---> Beyonce 5039 888477565983358977 2017-07-21 15:15:33-04 @chaosbria i'm on my way 5040 888477165603495936 2017-07-21 15:13:58-04 @DelReyStarWars is it waru 5041 888475702512820224 2017-07-21 15:08:09-04 @nycsouthpaw right but that doesn't mean she won't say it 5042 888475666970292225 2017-07-21 15:08:00-04 Despite Trump's vow to only use Gitmo, DOJ brought a terrorism suspect to the U.S. for a civilian trial: https://t.co/q7R4BpHzPy https://t.co/42CYVelVol 5043 888475400933961728 2017-07-21 15:06:57-04 @nycsouthpaw Sarah would just say that this bill does that 5044 888471063222509568 2017-07-21 14:49:43-04 This is brutal https://t.co/U89KdYAaAI 5045 888469904072077313 2017-07-21 14:45:06-04 @JaredRizzi @Scaramucci @Scavino45 Lindsay Walters call your office? 5046 888469878440574977 2017-07-21 14:45:00-04 dat swamp https://t.co/lfwVygWVjd 5047 888469420699529217 2017-07-21 14:43:11-04 @SarahMMimms @nycsouthpaw literally what 5048 888468620719685632 2017-07-21 14:40:00-04 fun! https://t.co/oLGh0FdW9N 5049 888467866324017152 2017-07-21 14:37:00-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill sure 5050 888467865162063872 2017-07-21 14:37:00-04 seems legit https://t.co/JkRlKYqLw1 5051 888467406628290561 2017-07-21 14:35:11-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris chris looks like a pickup artist here sorry chris 5052 888467362738995200 2017-07-21 14:35:00-04 Sarah has been very responsive to my emails and I am hoping that continues https://t.co/zRPaO52vS2 5053 888467333706125312 2017-07-21 14:34:53-04 @aedwardslevy off to a smooth start 5054 888466436573810688 2017-07-21 14:31:20-04 @ashleyfeinberg cyber? 5055 888466317476585476 2017-07-21 14:30:51-04 @maggieNYT buried lede here: trump will not hand over power at the end of his term 5056 888466189151875072 2017-07-21 14:30:21-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill tfw the kush hits 5057 888465682597281792 2017-07-21 14:28:20-04 Incredible https://t.co/7VA12AYBQg 5058 888465072493867010 2017-07-21 14:25:54-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill I honestly love this photo so much look at his face 5059 888462412902432769 2017-07-21 14:15:20-04 @darth @maggieNYT omg yessssss 5060 888462330773725184 2017-07-21 14:15:01-04 Scoop in today's @MorningCybersec: House Dems led by @RepDebDingell ask Tillerson not to close @State_Cyber office: https://t.co/iuIUDXTP8M https://t.co/4oDlhOnZDv 5061 888461145689948161 2017-07-21 14:10:18-04 @andylevy probably better this way 5062 888460453495623681 2017-07-21 14:07:33-04 @andylevy i accept ur apology 5063 888460058308333568 2017-07-21 14:05:59-04 @andylevy christ 5064 888459938388901888 2017-07-21 14:05:30-04 @abbydphillip @tarapalmeri we are all tara 5065 888459056716935168 2017-07-21 14:02:00-04 @shannonrwatts These are not being deleted. 5066 888458568160219141 2017-07-21 14:00:04-04 "exciting" is one word for it https://t.co/Aa79vXboCd 5067 888458137883348997 2017-07-21 13:58:21-04 @samimain @darth oh my god 5068 888457351820345348 2017-07-21 13:55:14-04 @maggieNYT ah thanks! 5069 888457327304736770 2017-07-21 13:55:08-04 Ah, nvm https://t.co/ATMLKayxNL 5070 888456607088222208 2017-07-21 13:52:16-04 Matt Drudge got an Oval Office interview https://t.co/xPwbcgYn1H 5071 888454780602900480 2017-07-21 13:45:01-04 "Jabronis"! https://t.co/GwnOhooJQO https://t.co/V2P6aGJv05 5072 888453278383702016 2017-07-21 13:39:02-04 @MatthewNussbaum need to figure out how I can work this for my beat 5073 888452767106437121 2017-07-21 13:37:00-04 NARRATOR VOICE: It's mostly the same team. https://t.co/oBJIR07pMs 5074 888448488681418752 2017-07-21 13:20:00-04 "Just hiring Anthony is telling Reince beat it, go find another job" https://t.co/YLvpvySoji 5075 888446008816001024 2017-07-21 13:10:09-04 I feel like I'm living in a Shakespeare play https://t.co/tuS0DROuSQ 5076 888442300879314947 2017-07-21 12:55:25-04 It hurts how real this feels https://t.co/dC9027N6dU 5077 888438422779686912 2017-07-21 12:40:01-04 Did not know about this. https://t.co/gOD58AdeTW 5078 888435342185037824 2017-07-21 12:27:46-04 @_nitz LOL 5079 888434932812480513 2017-07-21 12:26:08-04 Amazing. https://t.co/jOw92epL6w 5080 888434818660405249 2017-07-21 12:25:41-04 @pbump remember when he accused you of being wrong and deleted his tweet 5081 888434396252057600 2017-07-21 12:24:01-04 @christapeterso dang 5082 888433820445401089 2017-07-21 12:21:43-04 @tarapalmeri tell them to wait for Reince 5083 888433627163439105 2017-07-21 12:20:57-04 @JennaMC_Laugh do it 5084 888433606460395520 2017-07-21 12:20:52-04 @fotodave ni.ce 5085 888433507525169154 2017-07-21 12:20:29-04 @JennaMC_Laugh like it jenna do it 5086 888433419419602946 2017-07-21 12:20:08-04 @ddiamond settle down 5087 888432994469507072 2017-07-21 12:18:26-04 https://t.co/zGSrjXXiHA 5088 888432914475745280 2017-07-21 12:18:07-04 @JennaMC_Laugh 6/10 5089 888432747081076738 2017-07-21 12:17:27-04 there's been no evidence of this so far https://t.co/1ac3sKT6mW 5090 888432707524595712 2017-07-21 12:17:18-04 @JennaMC_Laugh omg 5091 888431877312450568 2017-07-21 12:14:00-04 SPICEXIT 5092 888431354114969601 2017-07-21 12:11:55-04 @heathdwilliams Heath 5093 888431124363476992 2017-07-21 12:11:00-04 "The president requested that Mr. Spicer stay on, but Mr. Spicer told Mr. Trump that he believed the appointment was a major mistake..." 5094 888430810566733824 2017-07-21 12:09:46-04 "telling Pres. Trump he vehemently disagreed with the appointment of the New York financier Anthony Scaramucci as communications director." 5095 888430509075959814 2017-07-21 12:08:34-04 Welp. Sean Spicer has resigned. https://t.co/C0lIIr7WEe 5096 888429665848881152 2017-07-21 12:05:13-04 @savkthom I hoped you would see this 5097 888424580049764352 2017-07-21 11:45:00-04 Seriously who talks like this https://t.co/mGuVMQhtYM 5098 888423340695846912 2017-07-21 11:40:05-04 @JaredRizzi ok ok I'll be chill 5099 888422994753855490 2017-07-21 11:38:42-04 @JaredRizzi another A+ tweet today Jared 5100 888422577701613569 2017-07-21 11:37:03-04 @jesseberney OMG 5101 888420811929001986 2017-07-21 11:30:02-04 OMG https://t.co/GdT1PpXIVQ 5102 888420182733062144 2017-07-21 11:27:32-04 @HayesBrown get out 5103 888419526269972480 2017-07-21 11:24:55-04 @heathdwilliams ELLIOTTTTTT 5104 888415908582043649 2017-07-21 11:10:33-04 @lrozen @SopanDeb Sopan, invoke the 25th Amendment on your account 5105 888414765898510337 2017-07-21 11:06:00-04 It's almost as if the real problem is radicalization and sectarianism rather than whatever specific jihadi army we're fighting right now https://t.co/5VbjpTfxBo 5106 888411860801908736 2017-07-21 10:54:28-04 @thepacketrat Painter didn't resign. 5107 888407208077250562 2017-07-21 10:35:58-04 ICYMI last night, this is pretty cool and interesting https://t.co/Ey0InllNCz 5108 888400458720661504 2017-07-21 10:09:09-04 @NancyChenNews yessssss 5109 888399052848734212 2017-07-21 10:03:34-04 If you don't smile at dogs whenever you pass them on the street I don't want to know you 5110 888397139868491776 2017-07-21 09:55:58-04 @ashleyfeinberg What! He told me I was the first and only 5111 888394089472954368 2017-07-21 09:43:51-04 @JaredRizzi Sure what time 5112 888392695642763264 2017-07-21 09:38:18-04 Who among us https://t.co/PXa5V1KxAx 5113 888392443363811328 2017-07-21 09:37:18-04 @JaredRizzi This is good 5114 888384021083934722 2017-07-21 09:03:50-04 @libbycwatson You deserve this 5115 888383534204948480 2017-07-21 09:01:54-04 @LorenRaeDeJ @benjaminwittes Start screaming TICK TICK TICK and see if he looks over 5116 888383057849352193 2017-07-21 09:00:01-04 https://t.co/1CSkIzwboc https://t.co/RDHQNRIgfB 5117 888379281973313536 2017-07-21 08:45:00-04 I am unbelievably here for this Stargate prequel. https://t.co/GO9ZeSb8AH 5118 888377964412403713 2017-07-21 08:39:46-04 @stevenportnoy @JaredRizzi @MajorCBS as we know, their word is ironclad 5119 888377023974043648 2017-07-21 08:36:02-04 @Hello_Tailor just trying 2 speak ur language 5120 888376753525325825 2017-07-21 08:34:57-04 @Hello_Tailor im rly chuffed rn 5121 888376318324244480 2017-07-21 08:33:14-04 @Hello_Tailor HOW DID I NOT SEE THIS UNTIL JUST NOW 5122 888376135133868032 2017-07-21 08:32:30-04 @Hello_Tailor OH MY GOD CATHERINE LANGFORD PREQUEL YES 5123 888375427118632961 2017-07-21 08:29:41-04 @lukeskywife @nicolecieux YES 5124 888371735845675012 2017-07-21 08:15:01-04 oh my god https://t.co/XDhtLqBDbD 5125 888367964277411840 2017-07-21 08:00:02-04 Whoa. Kasowitz, who threatened a stranger in profane emails, is no longer Trump's personal attorney. https://t.co/iu6Xc52poy 5126 888226275994865665 2017-07-20 22:37:01-04 @tayhatmaker is "the cat" part of her legal name 5127 888226236773916676 2017-07-20 22:36:51-04 @tayhatmaker i love scout 5128 888225902353580038 2017-07-20 22:35:32-04 I love these details about Microsoft's use of the legal system against shadowy Russian hackers. https://t.co/NpYx02MI9y 5129 888224513934200832 2017-07-20 22:30:01-04 Microsoft has been using the courts to seize Russian hackers' domain names, cut off attacks, & map their networks https://t.co/epk2nBC2Au https://t.co/XhajaSxmf1 5130 888221491451527168 2017-07-20 22:18:00-04 This gets to the heart of it. https://t.co/ffNg4bKyNF 5131 888221424028143616 2017-07-20 22:17:44-04 @JasonInTheWild I have to refer you to our outside counsel 5132 888219299361509376 2017-07-20 22:09:17-04 @anildash @BradMossEsq @darth you'd dwell to come up with another West Wing reference now 5133 888216962748358657 2017-07-20 22:00:00-04 Okay this is good https://t.co/4FXvd5IEQj 5134 888216204875354112 2017-07-20 21:57:00-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump literally no one asked u 5135 888216178895749120 2017-07-20 21:56:53-04 @Wanderlustin saf let's go to the moon 5136 888216010502832128 2017-07-20 21:56:13-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg philip i didn't even mention the idea, why are you just bringing that up, it's really a stretch for this joke, you need to do better 5137 888215700321574912 2017-07-20 21:54:59-04 @ashleyfeinberg ASHLEY 5138 888215618238984192 2017-07-20 21:54:40-04 @heathdwilliams unbelievable 5139 888215277145649152 2017-07-20 21:53:18-04 @jbarro Perhaps Trump thinks he can intimidate Mueller "back into his lane" (from Trump's point of view) by leaking this. 5140 888215116830867456 2017-07-20 21:52:40-04 @BradMossEsq @darth @anildash it's the strawberry 5141 888215015513305088 2017-07-20 21:52:16-04 @NoahShachtman LOL 5142 888214810554490880 2017-07-20 21:51:27-04 @darth @BradMossEsq @anildash is it the kumquat 5143 888214461026324480 2017-07-20 21:50:04-04 @BradMossEsq @anildash @darth oh that's good 5144 888214038643187712 2017-07-20 21:48:23-04 @erikmal oh 5145 888213589294755840 2017-07-20 21:46:36-04 @anildash @darth star war 5146 888213187643842560 2017-07-20 21:45:00-04 Neat! https://t.co/iyQz4yjv9p 5147 888212417980882953 2017-07-20 21:41:57-04 @DarthInternous love to see kids getting into the star war 5148 888210928222732289 2017-07-20 21:36:02-04 Two of Trump's lawyers asked Mueller to "wrap it up in a timely manner because of the cloud it had cast over the presidency." https://t.co/T6Ncpp9X2L 5149 888208647892992000 2017-07-20 21:26:58-04 @heathdwilliams I AM FURIOUS 5150 888208614581731328 2017-07-20 21:26:50-04 NYT says Trump's team is trying to get Mueller's lawyers to recuse themselves. https://t.co/RwFzN1pYmN https://t.co/Vps84hyAw6 5151 888208030151704576 2017-07-20 21:24:31-04 Meanwhile, the president's team thinks it is the authority on what will and won't become relevant to the Mueller probe. https://t.co/zh9IXJCXRo 5152 888207472158232576 2017-07-20 21:22:18-04 And yes, Trump wants to know whether he can pardon himself. https://t.co/TMsiiRDRUI 5153 888206823756632064 2017-07-20 21:19:43-04 Trump's legal team is exploring ways to limit Mueller's probe, including by alleging conflicts of interest. https://t.co/2GFOefsI0a https://t.co/nJ26sONFQC 5154 888205638471438337 2017-07-20 21:15:00-04 Yeah, can't imagine why it keeps coming up https://t.co/RGpNGD9xsu 5155 888205153899360261 2017-07-20 21:13:05-04 Did he not read the news before he accepted the job? Or did he think it was all #FakeNews? https://t.co/E5VmlUVmrg 5156 888204348756561921 2017-07-20 21:09:53-04 @CedJackson You don't know much about how investigations work, do you? 5157 888204216560476161 2017-07-20 21:09:21-04 Hoo boy https://t.co/dKXAvtUDJg 5158 888203954785484800 2017-07-20 21:08:19-04 @TheApexFan that is terrifying 5159 888203006231105536 2017-07-20 21:04:33-04 @attackerman omfg 5160 888201872632410114 2017-07-20 21:00:03-04 I mean, it's true https://t.co/eJ3quTzqI3 5161 888199077929914368 2017-07-20 20:48:56-04 @IsaacDovere can't believe you didn't reply with a simpsons clip here 5162 888198088346750978 2017-07-20 20:45:00-04 No small irony in the fact that Sessions is the Trump Cabinet pick conservatives love the most and yet here we are https://t.co/iISi8mxiP1 https://t.co/IglYAeGzJy 5163 888196674073616387 2017-07-20 20:39:23-04 @manraysky See you there!! 5164 888194321907949569 2017-07-20 20:30:02-04 Clinton winning the 2016 primary That was like 20 years ago right https://t.co/gsKjLcyqxC 5165 888193508166815744 2017-07-20 20:26:48-04 @nycsouthpaw what is that in dog years 5166 888191933557952513 2017-07-20 20:20:33-04 hmmm https://t.co/Lnam71CMDM 5167 888189282489323520 2017-07-20 20:10:01-04 Playing down unprecedented nature of 2016 hacking https://t.co/lV4ht58KP5 5168 888185518319652865 2017-07-20 19:55:03-04 https://t.co/Mq60FAhS2N 5169 888182858585657344 2017-07-20 19:44:29-04 What is the CIA director saying about American college students? https://t.co/fzA1UIvmGk 5170 888174844298350592 2017-07-20 19:12:39-04 @adamconner .... 5171 888174403963551745 2017-07-20 19:10:54-04 @VileZero INCREDIBLE 5172 888174131698651136 2017-07-20 19:09:49-04 @VileZero AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 5173 888171662406963201 2017-07-20 19:00:00-04 @pablohidalgo goood...gooooood...with each passing moment you make yourself more my apprentice https://t.co/4vsuZKNa9o 5174 888170282011283456 2017-07-20 18:54:31-04 @amy_geek @eleventhirtyate You and I are the only two, I think 5175 888170152449200133 2017-07-20 18:54:00-04 @heathdwilliams I'm fully dead 5176 888169927378710528 2017-07-20 18:53:06-04 @heathdwilliams I am deceased 5177 888169344227823617 2017-07-20 18:50:47-04 @SRyanKaye @thinkpiecebot Smh 5178 888169234160906241 2017-07-20 18:50:21-04 @JustinRYoung @dailydot You may be in the wrong office 5179 888168947882831873 2017-07-20 18:49:13-04 can u not https://t.co/5h0GmshnzP 5180 888167633249546240 2017-07-20 18:43:59-04 @ChuckWendig @darth ok 5181 888167162875179010 2017-07-20 18:42:07-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 (1) thats not how WH emails work (2) rude 5182 888167074752856064 2017-07-20 18:41:46-04 @ChuckWendig @darth Will the memes be dank 5183 888167031371182084 2017-07-20 18:41:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 Under what authority 5184 888166758548459520 2017-07-20 18:40:31-04 @JaredRizzi @JSCram3254 @drama_mama Wow 5185 888166644740222976 2017-07-20 18:40:04-04 @DannyPirtle19 I made this point to my boss and was denied 5186 888166223342686208 2017-07-20 18:38:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 Not Star Wars news Daniel 5187 888165948229910529 2017-07-20 18:37:18-04 @ChuckWendig @darth Chuck, you and darth are really going to be the death of me 5188 888165604498313218 2017-07-20 18:35:56-04 @DannyPirtle19 Some of us work 5189 888164117525274624 2017-07-20 18:30:01-04 Star Wars puffins omg https://t.co/zGnwNluY0i https://t.co/XQkc6N9ANy 5190 888163644034428928 2017-07-20 18:28:08-04 @JaredRizzi @joshuamanning23 @darth Yes 5191 888163307592572928 2017-07-20 18:26:48-04 @JaredRizzi @joshuamanning23 @darth Why are you like this 5192 888163162956103681 2017-07-20 18:26:13-04 @eleventhirtyate Omfg 5193 888162307079110658 2017-07-20 18:22:49-04 @ncweaver If the stories are true, they had to have requested docs, which widens circle to outsiders 5194 888161221186379777 2017-07-20 18:18:31-04 @normative "If" 5195 888161150583664640 2017-07-20 18:18:14-04 @selenalarson @darth Selena no 5196 888161030450417665 2017-07-20 18:17:45-04 @darth https://t.co/I2fomInV6H 5197 888160341628157953 2017-07-20 18:15:01-04 Just...what even https://t.co/CCW9hIUA0U 5198 888159853960724486 2017-07-20 18:13:05-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth Yes 5199 888159751724564482 2017-07-20 18:12:40-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth Yes I know 5200 888159610955341826 2017-07-20 18:12:07-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth There is nothing subtle about my dignity 5201 888159411872690179 2017-07-20 18:11:19-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth What 5202 888158391268499456 2017-07-20 18:07:16-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth Go away 5203 888158103312662529 2017-07-20 18:06:07-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth Jared this thread isn't even about you 5204 888157459671654400 2017-07-20 18:03:34-04 @JaredRizzi @FMGhost09 well damn 5205 888156566817570817 2017-07-20 18:00:01-04 In today's briefing, SHS doesn't rule out Trump firing Mueller (per his red line to NYT) if Bloomberg story is true: https://t.co/1BhJyoHMit https://t.co/LyKN3Rhu03 5206 888156289372737537 2017-07-20 17:58:55-04 @daveweigel dave 5207 888155864313597956 2017-07-20 17:57:13-04 @IsaacDovere agree EXCEPT for my tweets, he definitely reads my tweets 5208 888152815817949185 2017-07-20 17:45:07-04 @dnvolz please dustin I am a menace everywhere 5209 888152790370889728 2017-07-20 17:45:00-04 this is what it's like being in a group chat with me https://t.co/XsbK0B4SQy 5210 888152632971472899 2017-07-20 17:44:23-04 @dnvolz dustin you realize this means you can never run for president 5211 888152362350718977 2017-07-20 17:43:18-04 @petridishes i'm actually fully dead 5212 888152088978624512 2017-07-20 17:42:13-04 @petridishes i am dead https://t.co/yIg1KaqPx9 5213 888150908516880384 2017-07-20 17:37:32-04 @Wanderlustin ? 5214 888150883795644417 2017-07-20 17:37:26-04 @Wanderlustin "perhaps" 5215 888150870264868864 2017-07-20 17:37:23-04 @Wanderlustin name 5216 888150860517257216 2017-07-20 17:37:20-04 @Wanderlustin your 5217 888150849918316546 2017-07-20 17:37:18-04 @Wanderlustin is 5218 888150826052718592 2017-07-20 17:37:12-04 @Wanderlustin wait 5219 888150609765052416 2017-07-20 17:36:21-04 @Wanderlustin wait is your name "sure" 5220 888150440222871552 2017-07-20 17:35:40-04 @Wanderlustin wait is your name "wink" 5221 888149619330383876 2017-07-20 17:32:24-04 .@SpauldingSez, who led DHS's cyber wing under Obama, offers advice for Russia dialogue from her experience w/ China https://t.co/WPG1Rv8MTX https://t.co/wjWoECqhtD 5222 888148298229481472 2017-07-20 17:27:09-04 @JaredRizzi @PR3SIDENT le lol 5223 888147742954061824 2017-07-20 17:24:57-04 @JaredRizzi @PR3SIDENT shit does that mean you've understood me this whole time? 5224 888147545955991552 2017-07-20 17:24:10-04 @PR3SIDENT @JaredRizzi luckily he's using my preferred translator 5225 888147443510104065 2017-07-20 17:23:46-04 @JaredRizzi this could be literally anything 5226 888147408416374784 2017-07-20 17:23:37-04 @JustinRYoung @dailydot OMG my people 5227 888146648873959427 2017-07-20 17:20:36-04 @JaredRizzi prove it 5228 888145771610202118 2017-07-20 17:17:07-04 @JaredRizzi this seems like an empty statement 5229 888145286954090498 2017-07-20 17:15:12-04 @anitalynns @darth nada = "not a" 5230 888145227860541440 2017-07-20 17:14:57-04 @kiranayt @darth omfg 5231 888145141755764738 2017-07-20 17:14:37-04 @ashleyfeinberg did you know about his (((club policies))) 5232 888144804596645888 2017-07-20 17:13:17-04 @selenalarson we are part of the choral kids club 5233 888143899394486272 2017-07-20 17:09:41-04 @darth lol 5234 888143724349452289 2017-07-20 17:08:59-04 So this is where we are https://t.co/XLWMxk5yCQ https://t.co/HYeoTV3yDg 5235 888143034118008832 2017-07-20 17:06:14-04 @darth this looks like it was empenada simple thing to do tbh darth 5236 888133614650654721 2017-07-20 16:28:49-04 @pbump @darth OMFG 5237 888130141104218113 2017-07-20 16:15:00-04 #ConfidenceWatch https://t.co/1v7sB5z9dB 5238 888126620027895809 2017-07-20 16:01:01-04 @heathdwilliams smh 5239 888125107368992769 2017-07-20 15:55:00-04 House Foreign Affairs chair @RepEdRoyce statement on next week's hearing with State cyber coordinator Chris Painter https://t.co/x3ii08lVzy https://t.co/uOMkvnLsQR 5240 888123309346377729 2017-07-20 15:47:52-04 @Bing_Chris here's me 5241 888123144153608193 2017-07-20 15:47:12-04 @heathdwilliams OMG 5242 888119377203142657 2017-07-20 15:32:14-04 Adoption? https://t.co/2VHE0o7Jn3 5243 888119342130278402 2017-07-20 15:32:06-04 @burgessev burgess 5244 888117799578509312 2017-07-20 15:25:58-04 @juliehubs @darth no, it has *been* gone for too long, but it has not gone long enough 5245 888117427883524097 2017-07-20 15:24:29-04 @darth this thread has been gone for too long 5246 888117350922240000 2017-07-20 15:24:11-04 @KatieBoWill omg katie bo I couldn't figure out the badge swipe thing when I went and it was mortifying 5247 888115656381546497 2017-07-20 15:17:27-04 @DustinMSandoval @briantruitt @AshCrossan lmao 5248 888115613742186496 2017-07-20 15:17:17-04 @JaredRizzi you're one of those rude ones, you know 5249 888108039001169920 2017-07-20 14:47:11-04 @JaredRizzi oh, no, i failed my thesis defense too much violent sex, they said 5250 888107763846402056 2017-07-20 14:46:05-04 @JaredRizzi also a great description of my thesis defense 5251 888107378666651652 2017-07-20 14:44:33-04 @resnikoff @petridishes christ on a cracker 5252 888107348790624257 2017-07-20 14:44:26-04 @JaredRizzi and what does he think of that one movie with all the explosions and bad writing 5253 888107025183289344 2017-07-20 14:43:09-04 @JaredRizzi someone ask if Trump has smoked recently 5254 888106329079922689 2017-07-20 14:40:23-04 @pbump you will regret this 5255 888106056726888448 2017-07-20 14:39:18-04 @pbump settle down 5256 888104641505894401 2017-07-20 14:33:41-04 MAGAnomics is great https://t.co/NeupiHGtny 5257 888103735305666560 2017-07-20 14:30:05-04 ... https://t.co/asG9thgpEu 5258 888101757041168385 2017-07-20 14:22:13-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria okay toots 5259 888101592867667970 2017-07-20 14:21:34-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria i mean it's def worth it 5260 888101470553473024 2017-07-20 14:21:05-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria i am scared you will do this at brunch 5261 888101138255556608 2017-07-20 14:19:46-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria oh no 5262 888099944988639232 2017-07-20 14:15:01-04 Outgoing State Dept cyber coordinator Chris Painter will testify next week at the House Foreign Affairs Committee. https://t.co/XpC12Xnq3B https://t.co/3GWCJTjMOd 5263 888099269453983744 2017-07-20 14:12:20-04 @clubjade porgblo? 5264 888098961034268673 2017-07-20 14:11:07-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria are you going to do this at brunch 5265 888098635971481601 2017-07-20 14:09:49-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria w h y 5266 888098170575736832 2017-07-20 14:07:58-04 @dan_brooks @pablohidalgo this is the content I wanted 5267 888097478154874881 2017-07-20 14:05:13-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria i am so mad 5268 888097163368116225 2017-07-20 14:03:58-04 @kateconger @darth ffs 5269 888097121844563968 2017-07-20 14:03:48-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria oh my god chuck don't you have work to do 5270 888096901274509312 2017-07-20 14:02:55-04 @darth i am just out of words darth i am seriously out of words 5271 888095482240802819 2017-07-20 13:57:17-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry @chaosbria don't do this 5272 888093108520570880 2017-07-20 13:47:51-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @chaosbria damn it darth damn it 5273 888092938563190784 2017-07-20 13:47:11-04 @ChuckWendig @chaosbria https://t.co/EEododbIRT 5274 888092590628896769 2017-07-20 13:45:48-04 @ChuckWendig @chaosbria this is rude and unnecessary chuck what is this with polecats 5275 888092391193796608 2017-07-20 13:45:00-04 Ah. https://t.co/L6wDfhiiDt 5276 888091489468911618 2017-07-20 13:41:25-04 @ChuckWendig @chaosbria hi 5277 888091114934292481 2017-07-20 13:39:56-04 @selenalarson glad we are not anemones 5278 888090873099112449 2017-07-20 13:38:58-04 @selenalarson I love you 5279 888088623589019648 2017-07-20 13:30:02-04 .@AliWatkins has more on what Bossert said about Russian hacking and deterrence at Aspen: https://t.co/8AyeV1z88q https://t.co/5xSM4mkF3f 5280 888084840943202304 2017-07-20 13:15:00-04 Reuters has added to this. https://t.co/wWHFLo5dCe https://t.co/qP0rBxusqY 5281 888081831723237376 2017-07-20 13:03:03-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @ING ING, welcome to the thread 5282 888081744070660097 2017-07-20 13:02:42-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @ING too late 5283 888081078279262208 2017-07-20 13:00:03-04 Can you IMAGINE the cable news coverage of federal marshals showing up at Trump tower to serve a subpoena to Don Jr. https://t.co/GwmkMJkCHQ 5284 888079775486664704 2017-07-20 12:54:52-04 @adambstrassberg yes 5285 888079153811132416 2017-07-20 12:52:24-04 @AshCrossan @etnow @DDirecto hi bff ilu 5286 888077979812843520 2017-07-20 12:47:44-04 Comey: "same" https://t.co/aHQk2vtiNO 5287 888077777848631298 2017-07-20 12:46:56-04 @DannyPirtle19 omg 5288 888074729525055489 2017-07-20 12:34:49-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux Ayep 5289 888074379896254464 2017-07-20 12:33:26-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux IT BECOMES A PORGY DO NOT @ ME 5290 888073527332667394 2017-07-20 12:30:03-04 welp https://t.co/vBD1l8IkIO 5291 888072752455970816 2017-07-20 12:26:58-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux I learned about sex 5292 888067785959591936 2017-07-20 12:07:14-04 @darth dammmmmmnniiiiiitttttt 5293 888065977098936322 2017-07-20 12:00:03-04 https://t.co/jUeuZasOTL 5294 888065032545816577 2017-07-20 11:56:17-04 @darth omg darth can you do a GIF with me too 5295 888064514633207809 2017-07-20 11:54:14-04 @darth darth i just want to ride star tours with you can we not do this let's go to star tours 5296 888064448430211080 2017-07-20 11:53:58-04 Bossert says most in Congress will agree to reauth 702, some will not believe his privacy assurances, and some will intentionally mislead. 5297 888064152530546688 2017-07-20 11:52:48-04 @darth darth can we go to disney together 5298 888064096679202816 2017-07-20 11:52:34-04 "I assure you that it’s not being abused," Bossert says of 702. Says USG stopped "about" collection b/c couldn't assure privacy protections. 5299 888063643111358465 2017-07-20 11:50:46-04 Bossert on USG's use of FISA 702 powers: “We’ve had no abuses.” 5300 888063555009998849 2017-07-20 11:50:25-04 Bossert now stumping for Section 702 of FISA, saying it's essential for gathering info on cyber threats and protecting America. 5301 888063022241107968 2017-07-20 11:48:18-04 But Bossert adds: “The conditions, if the decision were [made] to separate, wouldn’t be met for some time.” 5302 888062933716041728 2017-07-20 11:47:57-04 Bossert says Mattis recommendation on whether to separate NSA and Cyber Command “would probably come this summer.” 5303 888062798315622401 2017-07-20 11:47:25-04 Bossert notes FY17 NDAA separation requirement has conditions. “If we don’t meet those conditions, we can’t make that decision to separate.” 5304 888062575371587584 2017-07-20 11:46:32-04 Bossert is asked about separating NSA and Cyber Command, which Trump admin is reportedly planning. 5305 888062390402781185 2017-07-20 11:45:47-04 Bossert on USG developing exploits: “If we were to give this up, it would be tantamount to intentional disarmament.” 5306 888062279375351809 2017-07-20 11:45:21-04 Bossert on partly blaming USG for WannaCry: “I think that’s the wrong thing to do.” 5307 888061955386339328 2017-07-20 11:44:04-04 Bossert: Cyber tools can be deployed in wanton fashion like with WannaCry; makes missile analogies bad. 5308 888061642600218624 2017-07-20 11:42:49-04 Bossert: An exploit is a hammer, but if a hacker steals it and modifies it, "that hammer looks a lot different at the end." 5309 888061389662826496 2017-07-20 11:41:49-04 Bossert: “It would be an abdication for us … to stop developing exploits" that help us gain intel to protect our country. 5310 888061100218077185 2017-07-20 11:40:40-04 Bossert on danger of gov hacking tools leaking and culpability of gov: “This is an argument that I want to completely and directly reject.” 5311 888060816246833152 2017-07-20 11:39:32-04 Now moving on to ransomware attacks and role of leaked NSA hacking tools. 5312 888060639071141889 2017-07-20 11:38:50-04 Bossert: “Once those bedrock principles are met, we can then punish together.” 5313 888060567851859969 2017-07-20 11:38:33-04 Bossert: “We will end up, hopefully, with a multilateral group of likeminded people” that have all inked cyber agreements with the U.S. 5314 888060263966134273 2017-07-20 11:37:20-04 (That does not address the State situation directly but he seems to have pivoted away from the question.) 5315 888060157393080320 2017-07-20 11:36:55-04 Bossert, like Joyce yesterday, says he wants U.S. to ink bilateral deals, not relying on larger groups like UN, to develop cyber norms. 5316 888059885375586304 2017-07-20 11:35:50-04 Bossert is asked about State Department closing cyber office! 5317 888059790500540416 2017-07-20 11:35:28-04 Bossert: We need to decide what is acceptable and what is unacceptable on the internet. “That’s a multilateral, international obligation.” 5318 888059490649731072 2017-07-20 11:34:16-04 Bossert says Trump told Putin “pretty directly” that we need international cyber norms. 5319 888058505420320768 2017-07-20 11:30:21-04 Bossert: "We have an incumbent responsibility to either change that equation" or abandon the internet. 5320 888058180084936705 2017-07-20 11:29:04-04 Bossert: “There was no evidence of hacking into the ballot boxes. So we don’t have an election that was tampered with at the ballot box.” 5321 888057021974663169 2017-07-20 11:24:27-04 @darth darth you are becoming a dig truther 5322 888055815302729728 2017-07-20 11:19:40-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @starwars @TheApexFan yes 5323 888055673145241600 2017-07-20 11:19:06-04 @patcaldwell @libbycwatson this raises the question of how far down under the surface of the earth a locality's jurisdiction extends 5324 888054706005848064 2017-07-20 11:15:15-04 @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @starwars @TheApexFan I'd do it again and I'd do it slowly 5325 888054156644298752 2017-07-20 11:13:04-04 @JaredRizzi hey when are we gonna meatball together 5326 888053903899729921 2017-07-20 11:12:04-04 Mueller is probing Trump business deals with Russians; taking over probe that @PreetBharara was leading when fired. https://t.co/bP3AQbE7YF https://t.co/xCHtAPAwrT 5327 888053375648116736 2017-07-20 11:09:58-04 @JaredRizzi I feel rekt 5328 888053264431947776 2017-07-20 11:09:32-04 @KimZetter OMG! This is so great 5329 888053215715094532 2017-07-20 11:09:20-04 @JaredRizzi oh my god 5330 888053041949274114 2017-07-20 11:08:39-04 @JaredRizzi and yet my reply was great 5331 888052911628005378 2017-07-20 11:08:08-04 @MalwareTechBlog @campuscodi but you wouldn't get whatever info they added to their account thinking it'd be private 5332 888052740043177986 2017-07-20 11:07:27-04 @JaredRizzi The Walking Fed 5333 888051821868195841 2017-07-20 11:03:48-04 @EuanDBriggs I didn't say he did 5334 888051776594817025 2017-07-20 11:03:37-04 @daveweigel it's Sunday 5335 888049690507390976 2017-07-20 10:55:20-04 Here's my story on the AlphaBay takedown, for Pros. https://t.co/cduiYa4mg9 5336 888048939970306050 2017-07-20 10:52:21-04 Anyway, legal documents are great. https://t.co/gGb989Xqft 5337 888048290037731328 2017-07-20 10:49:46-04 This guy was not the sharpest knife in the cyberdrawer. https://t.co/JFchgyBplD 5338 888047531413966848 2017-07-20 10:46:45-04 I mean yeah this seems pretty solid https://t.co/hG4DWLv7W6 5339 888046376000638977 2017-07-20 10:42:09-04 This is from the forfeiture application. #opsec https://t.co/9GTeyVppXJ 5340 888045911896621056 2017-07-20 10:40:19-04 Here is the DOJ application to seize Cazes' property and funds: https://t.co/tMODhS1cId https://t.co/p3yoRW4B17 5341 888045559373844484 2017-07-20 10:38:55-04 Here is the DOJ indictment of AlphaBay operator Alexandre Cazes: https://t.co/g9oPABnGL1 Note: He died in Thai custody last week. https://t.co/GE4MAfx96N 5342 888044963778498560 2017-07-20 10:36:33-04 Dutch police took over Hansa and watched as people flocked to it after AlphaBay went down. Gathered "valuable info" on top targets. https://t.co/3ryMVlcl9O 5343 888044620495675392 2017-07-20 10:35:11-04 And here is Europol. https://t.co/IEdHJoUT7s https://t.co/JiYPbroQZg 5344 888044241863270400 2017-07-20 10:33:40-04 Here is the DOJ press release on the takedown of AlphaBay and Hansa Market. https://t.co/BMFN206ZEK https://t.co/lgSZuLycfY 5345 888043639133409283 2017-07-20 10:31:17-04 Sign of our surreal times that DOJ presser on biggest cybercrime takedown in recent history turned into firestorm over Trump comments 5346 888043052606119936 2017-07-20 10:28:57-04 As Q&A wraps up, someone shouts, "Are you concerned you'll be seen as a zombie attorney general?" 5347 888042930119770112 2017-07-20 10:28:28-04 Q to Rosenstein: Do you think it's fair for Trump to criticize you for being "from Baltimore"? Rosenstein, basically: Yeah not touching that 5348 888042768232325121 2017-07-20 10:27:49-04 Sessions to press: "I really would like for you to focus now on the work of the individuals behind me." 5349 888042675429138432 2017-07-20 10:27:27-04 Q to Sessions: How can you serve without Trump's confidence? Sessions: We're serving right now, like with this AlphaBay takedown. (On msg!) 5350 888042556650598401 2017-07-20 10:26:59-04 Sessions: "I plan to continue to [serve] as long as that is appropriate." 5351 888042450018869249 2017-07-20 10:26:33-04 Sessions: DOJ "wholeheartedly" embraces Trump's priorities, including mandate to dismantle international criminal organizations like AB. 5352 888042307806777344 2017-07-20 10:25:59-04 We're now in Q&A, and of course the first question is to Sessions about Trump's comments to NYT. 5353 888042257328340992 2017-07-20 10:25:47-04 Wainwright: Europol is “standing up a new international team to monitor dark net marketplaces in the future.” 5354 888042150507708416 2017-07-20 10:25:22-04 "...including many of its leading figures.” Says Europol has already "distributed new intelligence leads" based on collected info. 5355 888042084770426880 2017-07-20 10:25:06-04 Wainwright: “The intelligence that we’ve yielded … has given us a new insight into the criminal activity of the dark net..." 5356 888041858940776448 2017-07-20 10:24:12-04 Wainwright: European coordination here “has been an extraordinary success” 5357 888041712102379522 2017-07-20 10:23:37-04 Wainright: 8x increase in Hansa Market users immediately after AlphaBay takedown. 5358 888041448184193024 2017-07-20 10:22:34-04 Wainwright: "Coordinated takedown has punched a big hole" in international drug trade. 5359 888041335172759552 2017-07-20 10:22:07-04 AlphaBay and Hansa were "two of the top three criminal marketplaces on the dark web," says Europol chief Robert Wainwright. 5360 888040678491639808 2017-07-20 10:19:31-04 Patterson: AlphaBay responsible for $1 billion in illicit sales including from drugs. 5361 888040118208139264 2017-07-20 10:17:17-04 Robert Patterson, acting DEA deputy administrator, speaking now. 5362 888039854310920192 2017-07-20 10:16:14-04 McCabe: Our critics will point out that more markets will spring up. “That is the nature of criminal work. It never goes away.” 5363 888039136606773248 2017-07-20 10:13:23-04 McCabe: "This is a landmark operation." AlphaBay was 10x size of Silk Road market. 5364 888039093141217280 2017-07-20 10:13:13-04 Andrew McCabe speaking now. 5365 888038790073339904 2017-07-20 10:12:01-04 Rosenstein: “Disrupting and dismantling dark websites is a priority for the [DOJ] & international coordination is critical for our success.” 5366 888038570384117762 2017-07-20 10:11:08-04 Rosenstein explaining the Tor network, which was used to access AlphaBay, and how it conceals people's identities. 5367 888038260425011202 2017-07-20 10:09:54-04 Rosenstein: Takedown of AlphaBay and second market included arrests of operators and seizure of "extensive" material. 5368 888038074990592000 2017-07-20 10:09:10-04 Rosenstein: “The AlphaBay case is part of a larger international effort to attack dark web marketplaces that broker criminal transactions.” 5369 888037954433810436 2017-07-20 10:08:41-04 Rosenstein speaking now. 5370 888037937295888384 2017-07-20 10:08:37-04 Sessions: DOJ's international partners included Canada, UK, France, Germany, and Lithuania. 5371 888037695762702337 2017-07-20 10:07:40-04 Sessions: People are "safer from the threat of identity fraud and malware and safer from deadly drugs.” 5372 888037654771773441 2017-07-20 10:07:30-04 Sessions: “Because of this operation, the American people are safer, people around the world are safer." 5373 888037498181607424 2017-07-20 10:06:53-04 Sessions: AlphaBay takedown is a reminder opioids deadly "especially when they are purchased anonymously from dark places on the internet." 5374 888037311304409088 2017-07-20 10:06:08-04 Sessions running through list of opioid deaths traced to sales on AlphaBay. 5375 888036895527141377 2017-07-20 10:04:29-04 Sessions: "Today, the Department of Justice announces the takedown of the dark web market AlphaBay." 5376 888036766892130304 2017-07-20 10:03:58-04 Sessions: “Today, some of the most prolific drug suppliers use what’s called the dark web.” 5377 888036461127380993 2017-07-20 10:02:45-04 Sessions getting started now. 5378 888036069240864770 2017-07-20 10:01:12-04 @kevincollier gotta use https 5379 888036047040520192 2017-07-20 10:01:07-04 DOJ, FBI, DEA, and Europol are about to hold a press conference on a major cybercrime enforcement operation. Watch: https://t.co/TjLeCED7EO 5380 888029897041510400 2017-07-20 09:36:40-04 The document (https://t.co/xVfnH7vJBw) stems from Obama PPD-41, which formalized procedures for bringing together different cyber efforts. https://t.co/PLcvZII5l5 5381 888029368311795712 2017-07-20 09:34:34-04 Time has acquired the blueprint for the Obama administration's election cybersecurity response group. https://t.co/a40TR0T274 https://t.co/aET54Z17ia 5382 888020682180788224 2017-07-20 09:00:03-04 No matter how many other cool things we do, this will always be one of the coolest. https://t.co/55Ve3ffwz4 5383 888016958578470913 2017-07-20 08:45:16-04 @NatashaBertrand Is it just me or is this article like three sentences long 5384 888016897140301824 2017-07-20 08:45:01-04 https://t.co/L7tBAUN5t9 https://t.co/N6tw2XxT7k 5385 888016640260145152 2017-07-20 08:44:00-04 @maxwelltani This is like the character selection screen in Mortal Kombat 5386 888014032220848128 2017-07-20 08:33:38-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers @starwars @TheApexFan https://t.co/Q6zLd5InwO 5387 888013754788716544 2017-07-20 08:32:32-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @starwars @TheApexFan Good morning Nicole we are learning about how lizards can appear to be women 5388 888013122375733249 2017-07-20 08:30:01-04 So this happened yesterday. https://t.co/EUtwjGpFvv 5389 888011736657399808 2017-07-20 08:24:31-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars @TheApexFan together, or...? 5390 888011303171891200 2017-07-20 08:22:47-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars @TheApexFan I don't like talking to girls 5391 888010938451980288 2017-07-20 08:21:20-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars @TheApexFan this conversation is uncomfortable for me 5392 888009346466107396 2017-07-20 08:15:01-04 "it looks increasingly likely that Republicans will punt once again on the most fundamental task of governing" https://t.co/gQI7Xavamz 5393 888008107523284993 2017-07-20 08:10:05-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars @TheApexFan right, otherwise "bride of frankenstein" would have been a really boring movie 5394 888007878971449344 2017-07-20 08:09:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars @TheApexFan now we're getting to the good stuff 5395 888007801615863808 2017-07-20 08:08:52-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars this is getting hot but also uncomfortable 5396 888007784406667265 2017-07-20 08:08:48-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars @TheApexFan kristen we don't have to do this 5397 888007543838179330 2017-07-20 08:07:51-04 @justinjm1 that's a gouda story 5398 888007405598109696 2017-07-20 08:07:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars I just wanna say that I absolutely love that @starwars (so really @TheApexFan) is in this thread 5399 888007320386535424 2017-07-20 08:06:58-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars it checks out though 5400 888007210953035776 2017-07-20 08:06:32-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars it's how your mom spells it 5401 888007089372704768 2017-07-20 08:06:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars "cyber" even 5402 888007071039447040 2017-07-20 08:05:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars danny you can't just replace key words with "cybre" 5403 888006877598167040 2017-07-20 08:05:12-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars *turns expectantly toward danny* 5404 888006729639882754 2017-07-20 08:04:37-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars I was going to ask you guys to explain it actually 5405 888006519916285954 2017-07-20 08:03:47-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars right, and "it" was a double entendre, I could also have meant Heath's private parts 5406 888006319189483520 2017-07-20 08:02:59-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers @nicolecieux @starwars the movie 5407 888005578689216512 2017-07-20 08:00:02-04 Whenever it is written, the story of Hope Hicks during these years will be a fascinating read. https://t.co/e8PwGszr2s https://t.co/DLNVfBaWmV 5408 888004977653932033 2017-07-20 07:57:39-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @starwars zuvio 2: i was in it, i swear 5409 887895715971825664 2017-07-20 00:43:29-04 @alexandra_adams true, clicking is a 90s thing 5410 887894993670680578 2017-07-20 00:40:37-04 @alexandra_adams i feel like half my followers just discovered how old I am which is weird bc it's in my bio 5411 887892737911140352 2017-07-20 00:31:39-04 okay goodnight https://t.co/BCZf7Ot5Z8 5412 887891627955695620 2017-07-20 00:27:14-04 I'm honestly beyond the point of having words https://t.co/4kWGwRkGi8 5413 887891377111040000 2017-07-20 00:26:15-04 @Wanderlustin saf do u know how to count 5414 887891223423451136 2017-07-20 00:25:38-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @mrbowers you're just making stuff up 5415 887891191550889984 2017-07-20 00:25:30-04 @Wanderlustin but they're not my fans to be clear they are just people who enjoy high quality twitter content 5416 887891113440399361 2017-07-20 00:25:12-04 @Wanderlustin saaaame 5417 887891057836425216 2017-07-20 00:24:59-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @mrbowers this isn't even a thing 5418 887890862620987393 2017-07-20 00:24:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @mrbowers danny you weren't there you don't get it 5419 887890800008409089 2017-07-20 00:23:57-04 @mrbowers @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 bowers can you go away pls 5420 887890715140919296 2017-07-20 00:23:37-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers WIS JINSIN 5421 887890566549299200 2017-07-20 00:23:01-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers saf you know 5422 887890363607908352 2017-07-20 00:22:13-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers or does it ;) 5423 887890280556482561 2017-07-20 00:21:53-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers saf ur a baby 5424 887890259559813121 2017-07-20 00:21:48-04 @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers @Wanderlustin i hate that these tweets will be in my thread of screenshots that is getting tons of #engagement 5425 887890111966453760 2017-07-20 00:21:13-04 @SamGV @Wanderlustin ಠ_ಠ 5426 887889521051918336 2017-07-20 00:18:52-04 @Wanderlustin god damn it this just proves they did real damage 5427 887889386616090624 2017-07-20 00:18:20-04 @Wanderlustin ...yes 5428 887889043807232000 2017-07-20 00:16:58-04 RIP me, 1991-2017 https://t.co/AfnSxGq9X0 5429 887888652763877376 2017-07-20 00:15:25-04 @DannyPirtle19 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @starwars @heathdwilliams Zuvio 2: Constaballs 5430 887888564939366400 2017-07-20 00:15:04-04 @SarahNEmerson @darth omg extreme bear 5431 887888176316112896 2017-07-20 00:13:32-04 @LillianSkye_ @BlueJaigEyes @jeremyohio hey now you're a death star get your shield on go lase 5432 887887230051598337 2017-07-20 00:09:46-04 @savkthom same 5433 887887073046179840 2017-07-20 00:09:09-04 @savkthom love to live in the world 5434 887887035276468225 2017-07-20 00:09:00-04 @nicolecieux @LillianSkye_ @BlueJaigEyes @jeremyohio my work here is done 5435 887886922206412800 2017-07-20 00:08:33-04 The only thing I want before I die is a Trump / @maggieNYT buddy film where Maggie is the straight woman 5436 887886623613927425 2017-07-20 00:07:21-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @starwars @heathdwilliams phrasing 5437 887886520761278464 2017-07-20 00:06:57-04 @nicolecieux i love saf 5438 887886487303278593 2017-07-20 00:06:49-04 @LillianSkye_ @BlueJaigEyes @jeremyohio some bodhi once told me the empire's gonna roll me 5439 887886047958384640 2017-07-20 00:05:04-04 @cwarzel @GideonResnick new business cards 5440 887885818651529220 2017-07-20 00:04:09-04 @dceiver Jason please let's take this to DM 5441 887885750800326656 2017-07-20 00:03:53-04 @jyarvin @ryanjreilly omfg 5442 887885340291211266 2017-07-20 00:02:15-04 @cwarzel @GideonResnick damn, you are next level 5443 887885198829862912 2017-07-20 00:01:42-04 @dceiver this tweet reads as v dirty 5444 887884895720177664 2017-07-20 00:00:29-04 @GideonResnick @cwarzel I'm still unconvinced 5445 887884517775683584 2017-07-19 23:58:59-04 @keriqbaum HI PUP 5446 887884326062436352 2017-07-19 23:58:14-04 @JustinList obviously 5447 887884283163103232 2017-07-19 23:58:03-04 It's possible that something better than Trump talking about Macron exists in the world, but if so, I haven't encountered it https://t.co/C8uoOaWWpr 5448 887884017206538241 2017-07-19 23:57:00-04 @GideonResnick @cwarzel i'm literally screaming out loud in my apartment in the middle of the night 5449 887883815863164928 2017-07-19 23:56:12-04 "extracurricular activities" 5450 887883717250887680 2017-07-19 23:55:48-04 @YesMomsCan @ryanjreilly this is so heinous i cannot even 5451 887883585650384896 2017-07-19 23:55:17-04 @aedwardslevy @ddale8 extracurricular activities 5452 887883493526687744 2017-07-19 23:54:55-04 This is Trump talking about Napoleon but it's also one of the greatest collections of words ever assembled in recorded history https://t.co/jqXoe0Fco3 5453 887883050398474240 2017-07-19 23:53:09-04 "Much more interesting than anybody would understand" is a great way to describe me 5454 887882982928900101 2017-07-19 23:52:53-04 @NoTheOtherLeft "Much more interesting than anybody would understand" is my tag line 5455 887882659166265346 2017-07-19 23:51:36-04 this is art https://t.co/cZRos54q9B 5456 887882373802733569 2017-07-19 23:50:28-04 @jyarvin @ryanjreilly seems more like a Silver Diner kinda guy 5457 887882160149065729 2017-07-19 23:49:37-04 @ddale8 @maggieNYT i don't know why i can't stop laughing, but I can't 5458 887880355583340545 2017-07-19 23:42:27-04 @ryanjreilly Oh damn it that's right. Maybe he'll go to Bethesda Bagels instead. 5459 887880262557814784 2017-07-19 23:42:05-04 @ryanjreilly Infowars is gonna go full Baltimore truther tomorrow 5460 887880131884314624 2017-07-19 23:41:34-04 I used to go to this B&N all the time when I lived with my parents and now I kinda want to go and try to ask Rod cyber questions https://t.co/x04JKNygP6 5461 887879920864698369 2017-07-19 23:40:43-04 @fordm @nycsouthpaw matt i swear to god 5462 887879617817792513 2017-07-19 23:39:31-04 @nycsouthpaw @darth it's too late for this 5463 887879550989996033 2017-07-19 23:39:15-04 @MarisaKabas @tayhatmaker same honestly 5464 887879501576896512 2017-07-19 23:39:03-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw do not 5465 887879435919253505 2017-07-19 23:38:48-04 @nycsouthpaw seeing multiple sources say the same thing so I'm just guessing it's right https://t.co/8lv5IbGtFp 5466 887879086990864384 2017-07-19 23:37:24-04 @tayhatmaker i love you let's get platonically married 5467 887878880920567808 2017-07-19 23:36:35-04 @tayhatmaker did I pass 5468 887878722442973188 2017-07-19 23:35:58-04 @tayhatmaker LANGUAGE 5469 887878696484339713 2017-07-19 23:35:51-04 @blakehounshell this is the part I keep coming back to 5470 887878528750018562 2017-07-19 23:35:11-04 @nycsouthpaw he lives four minutes from my parents' house 5471 887878438840926208 2017-07-19 23:34:50-04 @DannyPirtle19 no 5472 887878396247773185 2017-07-19 23:34:40-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz i want out of this thread 5473 887878230434357251 2017-07-19 23:34:00-04 as many are pointing out, I am never one to miss an opportunity to do the needful 5474 887878011713933313 2017-07-19 23:33:08-04 @NoTheOtherLeft that's not...ugh okay fine sure 5475 887877862719619072 2017-07-19 23:32:33-04 @NoTheOtherLeft it's a pdf mike 5476 887877684205891585 2017-07-19 23:31:50-04 brb emailing that Clinton campaign tech consultant 5477 887877385147830274 2017-07-19 23:30:39-04 @StevenTDennis eat the dinner before you go to sleep, imo 5478 887877278318948354 2017-07-19 23:30:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 i never misspell 5479 887877230986223616 2017-07-19 23:30:02-04 Should I download this extremely legit attachment? https://t.co/1SRhHNhb31 5480 887877111570202624 2017-07-19 23:29:34-04 @DannyPirtle19 just god damn it danny 5481 887876388816121860 2017-07-19 23:26:41-04 @ryanjreilly I thought of that line as a Ryan Reilly bat signal the moment I saw it 5482 887873914310979584 2017-07-19 23:16:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux thank u dan 5483 887873602397368320 2017-07-19 23:15:37-04 This thread is good https://t.co/u3MCtPGZw7 5484 887873388001333248 2017-07-19 23:14:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux I'm Choose a different 5485 887872167437881344 2017-07-19 23:09:55-04 @bnystedt @nicolecieux brendan 5486 887871737144201217 2017-07-19 23:08:12-04 @nicolecieux I'm 1963 5487 887871154777731072 2017-07-19 23:05:53-04 this is also how I move, for the record https://t.co/RW5dkQ7WFg 5488 887868441255956484 2017-07-19 22:55:06-04 @migold I wanted to hear Sessions talk about the dark net drug market he's probably about to announce DOJ has taken down but the universe hates me 5489 887868287899631616 2017-07-19 22:54:30-04 @leahfinnegan you can also get a workout from making your sandwich 5490 887867971892387840 2017-07-19 22:53:14-04 @AshCrossan @briantruitt i love you bff 5491 887867926501629952 2017-07-19 22:53:04-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama @BraddJaffy sorry the only movies i've seen are star wars movies 5492 887867701741441025 2017-07-19 22:52:10-04 @briantruitt wow @AshCrossan really needs to stop drinking so much 5493 887867157190656001 2017-07-19 22:50:00-04 This was only 9 years ago and it feels like it's from a Man In The High Castle-esque parallel universe https://t.co/dJKAJnRpFh 5494 887867100412489728 2017-07-19 22:49:47-04 @JaredRizzi @BraddJaffy every yesterday is just tomorrow's today, jared 5495 887866859550371840 2017-07-19 22:48:49-04 @BraddJaffy @JaredRizzi Two years ago *yesterday*! There's no way we're not living in a simulation 5496 887865299147657216 2017-07-19 22:42:37-04 I bet I know what the first question will be at tomorrow morning's cybercrime enforcement action press conference. https://t.co/0XvFVQ8RHT 5497 887864900445491202 2017-07-19 22:41:02-04 @Wanderlustin Waru 5498 887864549218627585 2017-07-19 22:39:38-04 @shame_y senior FBI guy for the thing 5499 887863810496835585 2017-07-19 22:36:42-04 @TonyRomm you have a face for print 5500 887863456002699264 2017-07-19 22:35:18-04 @lrozen 2008 feels like lifetimes ago 5501 887862354469367808 2017-07-19 22:30:55-04 @MandyBu I can't wait for him to win all the AKC things* 5502 887862321019793412 2017-07-19 22:30:47-04 @MandyBu I love him I 5503 887862126282276865 2017-07-19 22:30:01-04 oh my god https://t.co/ikkVCdxIMr 5504 887860867768954881 2017-07-19 22:25:01-04 https://t.co/bhMMdypZl6 5505 887859607602843648 2017-07-19 22:20:00-04 NARRATOR VOICE: BleachBit is free. https://t.co/lBwgp9P0gR 5506 887859254685728768 2017-07-19 22:18:36-04 @manraysky @MandyBu I love both of your dogs 5507 887858733405130752 2017-07-19 22:16:32-04 @pbump OMG 5508 887858377627504640 2017-07-19 22:15:07-04 @tayhatmaker taylor I could literally never be outdoors I would die 5509 887858350309900289 2017-07-19 22:15:00-04 Oh. Well that's ... interesting. https://t.co/vzKUJmTozm 5510 887858112442634240 2017-07-19 22:14:04-04 @tayhatmaker *shines lamp in your face* what is the best way to get you to hang out with me more 5511 887857987255185409 2017-07-19 22:13:34-04 @MandyBu OMG 5512 887857773647736833 2017-07-19 22:12:43-04 @ThePeoplesBacon that's not correct 5513 887857436350087170 2017-07-19 22:11:23-04 @darth @joshuamanning23 @sarahjeong yes it's one of the things i've discussed with my da—wait no 5514 887857316632068096 2017-07-19 22:10:54-04 @tayhatmaker ok good to know tbh taylor 5515 887857165184245761 2017-07-19 22:10:18-04 @darth @sarahjeong darth now you're setting me up to seem like a jerk if i say no 5516 887856809364553728 2017-07-19 22:08:53-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams seems pretty you 5517 887856722693500929 2017-07-19 22:08:32-04 @heathdwilliams tell me heath 5518 887856605131399168 2017-07-19 22:08:04-04 @heathdwilliams is this a pod thing 5519 887856439473131520 2017-07-19 22:07:25-04 @heathdwilliams heath 5520 887856392916406273 2017-07-19 22:07:14-04 @darth @sarahjeong darth it is buy-one-get-one-free it is not free 5521 887855438636646400 2017-07-19 22:03:26-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin yes 5522 887854748619214849 2017-07-19 22:00:42-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 classic danny tbh reminds me of the rogues podron 5523 887854597422886912 2017-07-19 22:00:06-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 god damn it 5524 887854580226289665 2017-07-19 22:00:02-04 Trump's argument appears to be that he didn't obstruct justice with Comey because he could have gone further. https://t.co/mKx5ImSDrx 5525 887854353473839104 2017-07-19 21:59:08-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 okay do this one: cyber 5526 887854101190651905 2017-07-19 21:58:07-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams boys 5527 887853610620649472 2017-07-19 21:56:10-04 @darth also darth did you know france helped us become a thing 5528 887852309555798016 2017-07-19 21:51:00-04 ............ https://t.co/zDYmJLsXZP https://t.co/TpHA3gHQcD 5529 887848634439651328 2017-07-19 21:36:24-04 @admiraljello @Wanderlustin honestly you're right 5530 887848281849704448 2017-07-19 21:35:00-04 @admiraljello @Wanderlustin i didn't think you could get more annoying than your text replies but your regal-themed emoji replies have done it 5531 887848053524373504 2017-07-19 21:34:06-04 @admiraljello @Wanderlustin jello 5532 887844820621963267 2017-07-19 21:21:15-04 This is bad https://t.co/HGJ23JaSCj 5533 887840821407621120 2017-07-19 21:05:21-04 @Wanderlustin TWSS 5534 887837458607595522 2017-07-19 20:52:00-04 @tayhatmaker correct taylor 5535 887837073536897030 2017-07-19 20:50:28-04 https://t.co/03senNCTTq 5536 887836916896473089 2017-07-19 20:49:50-04 https://t.co/Wg8RuqPmGz 5537 887836550687592448 2017-07-19 20:48:23-04 https://t.co/hvtp8eNh52 5538 887835142261231616 2017-07-19 20:42:47-04 @kelseylh hmmm 5539 887831830312964097 2017-07-19 20:29:38-04 Oh Jesus https://t.co/zeFVyEsCXN 5540 887818214771757057 2017-07-19 19:35:31-04 This Trump interview is extraordinary https://t.co/uhMsyBtrYs 5541 887817711312621571 2017-07-19 19:33:31-04 @clubjade @MandaTheGinger I just started 30 Rock btw 5542 887815127097110530 2017-07-19 19:23:15-04 @kelseylh Thanks will do 5543 887815006934507521 2017-07-19 19:22:47-04 @kelseylh Can I dm you about other things Kelsey 5544 887814264874041344 2017-07-19 19:19:50-04 @kelseylh Settle down 5545 887814099253514241 2017-07-19 19:19:10-04 @kelseylh OMFG nevermind 5546 887814016520867846 2017-07-19 19:18:50-04 @kelseylh What 5547 887813483147952128 2017-07-19 19:16:43-04 @pbump @darth @JaredRizzi asfhhsafhkkdwkdjfjsne why would you do that 5548 887813329401589760 2017-07-19 19:16:07-04 @clubjade I'm like 20 or something 5549 887813267502104576 2017-07-19 19:15:52-04 @pbump No I'm saying don't do this bc you-know-who will jump in 5550 887812881957478400 2017-07-19 19:14:20-04 @pbump do not 5551 887812759966167041 2017-07-19 19:13:51-04 @kevincollier @JoeUchill Interestingly, same guy who does payroll for the FISA Court 5552 887811903292153859 2017-07-19 19:10:27-04 @clubjade why is it called a bicycle Dunc 5553 887810826673020929 2017-07-19 19:06:10-04 @heathdwilliams Omg I love this 5554 887809938147463168 2017-07-19 19:02:38-04 Good point here. This is probably/maybe Alphabay. https://t.co/UfsE9NWECS 5555 887801726476079106 2017-07-19 18:30:00-04 Donald Glover as Lando Calrissian flying the Millennium Falcon https://t.co/AiSy9l4ura 5556 887798372257681408 2017-07-19 18:16:41-04 @RyanLizza Impressive by any standard 5557 887797951455571968 2017-07-19 18:15:00-04 Here is a thread. https://t.co/3rCEtxHoRM 5558 887797754185043972 2017-07-19 18:14:13-04 @heathdwilliams I am feeling magnanimous 5559 887797407911747584 2017-07-19 18:12:51-04 @heathdwilliams Omg I need this 5560 887796500847353856 2017-07-19 18:09:14-04 @connorobrienNH Connor 5561 887795937342496768 2017-07-19 18:07:00-04 https://t.co/2Ao6xbEv8A 5562 887794183691542530 2017-07-19 18:00:02-04 Don Jr. & Manafort are testifying at Senate Judiciary next week on FARA and "attempts to influence U.S. elections." https://t.co/ZDQ8xhe1vV https://t.co/docsCbQkmS 5563 887790405898694660 2017-07-19 17:45:01-04 omg https://t.co/uLpS8ukBaQ https://t.co/znFvToIqd5 5564 887789650189967360 2017-07-19 17:42:01-04 @anamariecox @ctblauvelt Take Jefferson Davis Seriously, Not Literally 5565 887786267219558400 2017-07-19 17:28:35-04 @darth wow I gave you an easy in and you didn't take it 5566 887783461645373441 2017-07-19 17:17:26-04 @darth what do you think this will be 5567 887777386942664704 2017-07-19 16:53:17-04 @darth @maureenjohnson omg waiting outside twitter i love it 5568 887776636074151936 2017-07-19 16:50:18-04 @BlakeSobczak haha thanks 5569 887776567887360002 2017-07-19 16:50:02-04 @BlakeSobczak @gregotto blake, please, you're making me blush 5570 887776504393998336 2017-07-19 16:49:47-04 @MatthewNussbaum you're not the best turn of phrase MATTHEW 5571 887773293968842752 2017-07-19 16:37:01-04 @ncweaver @cfarivar thought Adama's Rule was "Always trust Starbuck" 5572 887772517510918146 2017-07-19 16:33:56-04 @BlakeSobczak now I'm intrigued! 5573 887772450120970241 2017-07-19 16:33:40-04 First lawmaker I've seen call out State for reportedly closing cyber office https://t.co/rBM5LteUSd 5574 887764772187500545 2017-07-19 16:03:10-04 @nicolecieux I mean I guess I don't doubt you, I'm just impressed that you spotted her 5575 887764047814434816 2017-07-19 16:00:17-04 @nicolecieux literally how can you tell 5576 887763977723301888 2017-07-19 16:00:00-04 .@ccianet on State cyber office: "Seasoned professionals who have navigated these troubled waters need to be reinforced, not reorganized." https://t.co/uQ2mI0gczj 5577 887763572037648384 2017-07-19 15:58:24-04 @nicolecieux nicole I literally have no idea who this is 5578 887762979361566721 2017-07-19 15:56:02-04 @nicolecieux the only one I can see is Adam 5579 887762691305209856 2017-07-19 15:54:54-04 @nicolecieux what am I misisng 5580 887761967183798272 2017-07-19 15:52:01-04 Reuters is reporting that a mysterious company called "sources" will buy RadioShack https://t.co/7Q5NnrFVyy 5581 887760202119774210 2017-07-19 15:45:00-04 omfg @darth https://t.co/rNDlldtsBN 5582 887756435295264775 2017-07-19 15:30:02-04 Hollywood studios are afraid to put Putin in their movies in case Russian hackers decide to take revenge: https://t.co/iZSIu9iKAx 5583 887754414571765760 2017-07-19 15:22:00-04 This is quite something https://t.co/iGftbB6Dn7 5584 887753023505801217 2017-07-19 15:16:29-04 @TonyRomm Never 5585 887752925363273728 2017-07-19 15:16:05-04 @JaredRizzi NARRATOR VOICE: it was a veiled threat 5586 887752657733136385 2017-07-19 15:15:01-04 everything is bad https://t.co/skoCVDXdfM 5587 887750209903702016 2017-07-19 15:05:18-04 @utterlybasil sadly no 5588 887749191740608512 2017-07-19 15:01:15-04 @ditzkoff I'm not a senator Dave 5589 887748900265893889 2017-07-19 15:00:06-04 Trump delivers for Putin https://t.co/EwNuSj8Unz 5590 887748641057898496 2017-07-19 14:59:04-04 @ditzkoff these are photoshopped 5591 887748448992337920 2017-07-19 14:58:18-04 @JaredRizzi wow hostile much 5592 887744033048727553 2017-07-19 14:40:45-04 @ColinKahl but he got Gorsuch! 5593 887743086960549889 2017-07-19 14:37:00-04 @GrahamDavidA @timothypmurphy omfg 5594 887742996929806336 2017-07-19 14:36:38-04 @clubjade @BlueJaigEyes Either do that or get a Chromebook 5595 887742774023507968 2017-07-19 14:35:45-04 @JaredRizzi The Jared Rizzi Fellowship For Just Barely Being Good Enough To Keep Your Job 5596 887742336930897920 2017-07-19 14:34:01-04 @BlueJaigEyes I used an iPad and keyboard for multiple Celebrations. Do what works for you and your content will show how pro you are! 5597 887741758712557571 2017-07-19 14:31:43-04 @Fahrenthold @petersagal parachutes 5598 887741331082166272 2017-07-19 14:30:01-04 Thanks to @RGB_Lights for taking the time to do a gaggle. Hope it will be the first of many. https://t.co/vG8SB9xGHd 5599 887736580743606286 2017-07-19 14:11:08-04 @NancyChenNews @ABC7News one of the reasons we respect you over in 1000 Wilson 5600 887733787618103297 2017-07-19 14:00:02-04 https://t.co/HSMEYmp5Vv https://t.co/XcG9cPesR2 5601 887733398000807937 2017-07-19 13:58:30-04 @NancyChenNews @ABC7News Update: The hot dogs were gone when I arrived. I blame Nancy for tipping off my prey. 5602 887731991558410240 2017-07-19 13:52:54-04 @AshCrossan teasing a Barb return???? https://t.co/LCuJCqnz7D 5603 887730801403736071 2017-07-19 13:48:10-04 @NatashaBertrand if it weren't for that meddling Dilbert guy 5604 887730545999872000 2017-07-19 13:47:10-04 hmmmm https://t.co/ZmNxgDHMI9 5605 887729099975872514 2017-07-19 13:41:25-04 @hash_said @JaredRizzi Damn 5606 887727940385079301 2017-07-19 13:36:48-04 You are so busted @NatashaBertrand https://t.co/IwpZ1a8xuY 5607 887727732892872708 2017-07-19 13:35:59-04 @JaredRizzi But is he having funds Get it bc it's a bill that affects revenues and outlays Please clap 5608 887726811299401734 2017-07-19 13:32:19-04 @MadelineRConway Thank u 5609 887726234662125569 2017-07-19 13:30:02-04 This is amazing https://t.co/cgwok5V5AB 5610 887726211895615488 2017-07-19 13:29:56-04 @MadelineRConway Shelley Moore Capitroll Please clap 5611 887725963722805250 2017-07-19 13:28:57-04 @HowellONeill Twitter is the world tho 5612 887725436251373568 2017-07-19 13:26:51-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson Pat, see a doctor 5613 887724764663558146 2017-07-19 13:24:11-04 @normative "Insurers HATE him!" 5614 887724118535282689 2017-07-19 13:21:37-04 Joyce noted State has key responsibilities and added: "I am confident that Secretary Tillerson is not going to impair cybersecurity.” 5615 887723975035564032 2017-07-19 13:21:03-04 Trump cyber adviser Rob Joyce says he's counting on State to do its part on cyber, won't address reorg reports: https://t.co/3MAbAs1SBC 5616 887719756274577411 2017-07-19 13:04:17-04 @ashleyfeinberg you seriously haven't heard of RacistonReddit? he won the Nobel Prize for Literature 5617 887718924598620160 2017-07-19 13:00:59-04 @morningmoneyben @PowerLunch hey bae 5618 887718465699799042 2017-07-19 12:59:09-04 @MadelineRConway omg 5619 887712145386999814 2017-07-19 12:34:03-04 @heathdwilliams unreal 5620 887709300138881024 2017-07-19 12:22:44-04 Joyce also praises @RonWyden for sending letter to DHS urging it to use DMARC anti-phishing technology: https://t.co/hbC6Y8FM72 5621 887709144626716672 2017-07-19 12:22:07-04 Joyce says Commerce Dept & industry have expressed concerns that Russia will retaliate by blacklisting US firms but says natsec is priority. 5622 887709004650221568 2017-07-19 12:21:34-04 In gaggle after his speech, Joyce tells reporters that GSA made "a really important and hard call" delisting Kaspersky from tech contract. 5623 887705415882080261 2017-07-19 12:07:18-04 Joyce: Intl bodies are great for high-level cyber norms, but for red lines/deterrence, we find bilateral agreements more useful. #USTcyber 5624 887703256247545856 2017-07-19 11:58:43-04 On IoT, Joyce says device makers must build in security from the beginning and be transparent about product lifecycle/update availability. 5625 887703050403676160 2017-07-19 11:57:54-04 Joyce: “Good progress being made. A lot still to go. We’re moving very fast, in terms of government speed, on reports.” #USTcyber 5626 887703007588212737 2017-07-19 11:57:44-04 Joyce also says work has already been done on cyber deterrence, and WH has received agency reports on their intl cyber priorities. 5627 887702895625457664 2017-07-19 11:57:17-04 Joyce on botnet provision in cyber EO: "It was really a call to arms." Says tech and telecom firms can play big role in stopping them. 5628 887702711310966784 2017-07-19 11:56:33-04 @WilliamTurton @HowellONeill (https://t.co/eFOL3Th491) 5629 887702226780684288 2017-07-19 11:54:38-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill false 5630 887702048115970050 2017-07-19 11:53:55-04 @WilliamTurton @HowellONeill no, i'm actually laughing 5631 887701854129401856 2017-07-19 11:53:09-04 @HowellONeill not everyone patrick 5632 887701663007608832 2017-07-19 11:52:23-04 @HowellONeill did you just RT yourself 5633 887701540567474176 2017-07-19 11:51:54-04 @dmccabe @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm @WilliamTurton no, my point is right and good and you are all bad 5634 887701303685771264 2017-07-19 11:50:58-04 @dmccabe @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm @WilliamTurton david, that does not dispute my point 5635 887700841351794689 2017-07-19 11:49:07-04 @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm @WilliamTurton this is wrong and rude 5636 887700398777262080 2017-07-19 11:47:22-04 @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm @WilliamTurton hot chocolate > coffee 5637 887699325769404416 2017-07-19 11:43:06-04 @NancyChenNews @ABC7News nooo shhhhh 5638 887697643312480258 2017-07-19 11:36:25-04 @ericawerner what did he order? 5639 887697338436898816 2017-07-19 11:35:12-04 I can confirm that Rob Joyce, like President Trump, drinks Diet Coke. #USTcyber 5640 887693851804217345 2017-07-19 11:21:21-04 White House cyber coordinator Rob Joyce will speak here at 11:30 on Trump's cyber EO. #USTcyber https://t.co/0l2JK6PA32 5641 887684706719768577 2017-07-19 10:45:01-04 Reading through this story, the thing I don't understand is why Ryan lets Rohrabacher chair the House Foreign Affairs Europe subcommittee. https://t.co/aJj7HYa2Ly 5642 887684187653906432 2017-07-19 10:42:57-04 @amy_geek Yes 5643 887680931623870465 2017-07-19 10:30:01-04 Confidential CTIA report downplays SS7 network flaws as "theoretical," brushing off DHS analysis. https://t.co/jwTHtwtrir https://t.co/WRHvG0WJIK 5644 887679999515471872 2017-07-19 10:26:18-04 @heathdwilliams @SteeleWars why is the handle green 5645 887678069955317760 2017-07-19 10:18:38-04 @heathdwilliams OMFG 5646 887677158381846530 2017-07-19 10:15:01-04 "It’s the illusion of children’s TV — that your favorite show is as aware of you as you are of it — except that for Mr. Trump, it’s real." https://t.co/EQPTdup8h0 5647 887676896602992642 2017-07-19 10:13:59-04 @heathdwilliams I should really follow you on Twitter 5648 887675990238953472 2017-07-19 10:10:22-04 @heathdwilliams do a photoshop a la the arthur fist clench meme but with luke 5649 887675041013518337 2017-07-19 10:06:36-04 @selenalarson @zackwhittaker I am never moving to Arizona 5650 887673392815497216 2017-07-19 10:00:03-04 I am going to steal these hot dogs if they are still there when I get to the office https://t.co/iCfVIGVk1c 5651 887671550899625985 2017-07-19 09:52:44-04 @JoshuaGreen @morningmoneyben don't you mean (((Wall Street bankers))) 5652 887669610568445952 2017-07-19 09:45:01-04 this is the only good way to engage with louise mensch tweets https://t.co/hgI8hmhJCx 5653 887669604390248448 2017-07-19 09:45:00-04 @pwnallthethings everyone who donated to my GoFundMe campaign to support the Lee amendment will be so disappointed 5654 887669184439734273 2017-07-19 09:43:20-04 @brian_nov you deserve neither 5655 887668465095593984 2017-07-19 09:40:28-04 @NoahShachtman BREAKING: My will to leave 5656 887665839029104640 2017-07-19 09:30:02-04 In case anyone thought the AUMF was going anywhere... https://t.co/J6ASi4hKWY 5657 887665727376850944 2017-07-19 09:29:36-04 @JaredRizzi hmm good to know ty jared 5658 887665557482471424 2017-07-19 09:28:55-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi THE POST STORY SAYS 9-6 KELSEY 5659 887665335708655617 2017-07-19 09:28:02-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg settle down 5660 887665233686392833 2017-07-19 09:27:38-04 @JaredRizzi 9-6* 5661 887665174215307266 2017-07-19 09:27:24-04 @JaredRizzi it says 8-6...? 5662 887665039053860864 2017-07-19 09:26:51-04 @dcbigjohn im crying 5663 887664947756503040 2017-07-19 09:26:30-04 @JaredRizzi the latter but also the former 5664 887664736476823552 2017-07-19 09:25:39-04 @JaredRizzi holy shit i have to do this 5665 887664251447521280 2017-07-19 09:23:44-04 @obey_my_dog Yes, this is the cyber diplomacy office 5666 887662059609088000 2017-07-19 09:15:01-04 ??? https://t.co/9nT2sijCm6 5667 887655433967734784 2017-07-19 08:48:41-04 State defends this move as enhancing the cyber coordinator's power by embedding the office in a more resource-rich bureau. 5668 887655032543424513 2017-07-19 08:47:06-04 Cyber coordinator will no longer report to Sec of State but will go through bureaucracy, also something I reported was under consideration. 5669 887651465090695168 2017-07-19 08:32:55-04 This is bananas. Rohrabacher is quite a character. https://t.co/iyA32OC0S8 5670 887446893231353856 2017-07-18 19:00:01-04 There it is https://t.co/tZe5JSt6OZ 5671 887445376994754561 2017-07-18 18:54:00-04 "A Syria Rush Ill" is an anagram of "Hillary Russia" https://t.co/pOegkuD290 5672 887440836178432000 2017-07-18 18:35:57-04 @mollyesque @darth oh my god 5673 887438840746696704 2017-07-18 18:28:02-04 Oh. https://t.co/69TWMQNa3P 5674 887434682232688641 2017-07-18 18:11:30-04 https://t.co/SJTL6ToUDV 5675 887433533031161856 2017-07-18 18:06:56-04 @dcbigjohn I mean 5676 887431793330102272 2017-07-18 18:00:01-04 This is excellent. "Analyzing the Gender Representation of 34,476 Comic Book Characters" https://t.co/gReECWm9FM https://t.co/vNzJBfz59N 5677 887431066163830785 2017-07-18 17:57:08-04 @michejaw @monicariese Same 5678 887427691288416257 2017-07-18 17:43:43-04 Maybe this is where they planned the impenetrable cybersecurity unit https://t.co/FunjEBXeJn 5679 887426743497371650 2017-07-18 17:39:57-04 @monicariese @michejaw True. One time I Monday-morning-edited a GoT story and I hadn't seen the episode yet. :| 5680 887425573810835456 2017-07-18 17:35:19-04 @monicariese this seems like a dangerous thing for @michejaw's editor to tweet 5681 887425499001171972 2017-07-18 17:35:01-04 @TonyRomm @ashleyrgold omfg 5682 887425376619823104 2017-07-18 17:34:32-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg i think she just leaves them on so she can do tweets like this 5683 887425253609267201 2017-07-18 17:34:02-04 @ashleyfeinberg why do you have non-urgent NYT push alerts turned on 5684 887422941201399808 2017-07-18 17:24:51-04 It's amazing how transparently apathetic Twitter is about fighting harassment https://t.co/kwFeMtdNeZ https://t.co/1KyBRK3YKF 5685 887420850445701120 2017-07-18 17:16:32-04 @vermontgmg I had to Google this one 5686 887419310427308032 2017-07-18 17:10:25-04 @Bing_Chris @lorenzoFB yes, DHS is processing and haven't heard back from FBI yet 5687 887418611601739777 2017-07-18 17:07:39-04 @lorenzoFB Yup, filed on 7/10 5688 887418404109516800 2017-07-18 17:06:49-04 NSA denies my FOIA request for records about Palmetto Fusion, the cyber campaign targeting power companies including nuclear plant owners. https://t.co/957JzfHQSi 5689 887417005766213636 2017-07-18 17:01:16-04 @Adam_Jacobi absolutely nothing is better than dogs 5690 887415174109552645 2017-07-18 16:53:59-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @joshgerstein @MarkHalperin oh okay fine i'll find someone else to go with and you'll be super jealous 5691 887415025996099584 2017-07-18 16:53:24-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @joshgerstein @MarkHalperin hey jenna will you go to prom w/ me 5692 887414882190196736 2017-07-18 16:52:49-04 @catesish @MarisaKabas OH MY GOD 5693 887414864041451520 2017-07-18 16:52:45-04 @timothypmurphy don't normalize this 5694 887414575838134274 2017-07-18 16:51:36-04 @joshgerstein @MarkHalperin just saying that's a pretty sexy profile picture josh 5695 887414435471609859 2017-07-18 16:51:03-04 @WingZeroZXT @kristenkbates @jere7my @manraysky @pablohidalgo @missingwords this is a great tweet and one i would like screenshotted and placed on my tombstone 5696 887414283440730113 2017-07-18 16:50:27-04 @joshgerstein @MarkHalperin beg to differ 5697 887414110085935104 2017-07-18 16:49:45-04 @kristenkbates @jere7my @manraysky @pablohidalgo @WingZeroZXT @missingwords good, people should learn everything from me 5698 887414052661719041 2017-07-18 16:49:32-04 @sofiakubinski @jonnysun this smile omg 5699 887413365538267137 2017-07-18 16:46:48-04 @kristenkbates @jere7my @manraysky @pablohidalgo @WingZeroZXT @missingwords ... 5700 887413208289554432 2017-07-18 16:46:10-04 @darth irl lol 5701 887409912648802305 2017-07-18 16:33:05-04 @DannyPirtle19 you didn't even wave to me 5702 887409143191130113 2017-07-18 16:30:01-04 Liberal Commie @PolitiFact takes American patriot @GregGutfeldShow to task just b/c he cited a made-up meeting https://t.co/ejQYcqrZOf 5703 887405364148281344 2017-07-18 16:15:00-04 Fox News has apparently switched to Trump Style https://t.co/ljyrdMraWb 5704 887402215689920512 2017-07-18 16:02:30-04 @heathdwilliams @darth yes and darth is a giver, he gives, so i will just sit back and wait 5705 887402083615461377 2017-07-18 16:01:58-04 @heathdwilliams @darth i want one where it's a GIF of just the word poop scrolling slowly 5706 887401594769350656 2017-07-18 16:00:01-04 Hey @darth just saying (https://t.co/mJnnng9a3K) https://t.co/YQTFdhrnjN 5707 887400374533009408 2017-07-18 15:55:11-04 @StevenLHall1 Arcane? 5708 887399676219195392 2017-07-18 15:52:24-04 @sparksjls oh my god I just got the first one 5709 887398557900255232 2017-07-18 15:47:57-04 @oscarewilde @darth FOURTH PUPPER but also third pupper so happy! second pupper omg hello first pupper hello 5710 887397270974586884 2017-07-18 15:42:51-04 @HowellONeill @WilliamTurton @freddiedeboer Cons 5711 887396895605362692 2017-07-18 15:41:21-04 @darth @NicCageMatch the amount of emotion and expressiveness on that dog's face is unreal 5712 887396468474216448 2017-07-18 15:39:39-04 @NicCageMatch @darth i love this 5713 887396064814301185 2017-07-18 15:38:03-04 @oscarewilde @darth OH MY GOD 5714 887394049044434944 2017-07-18 15:30:02-04 There's an apocryphal quote about the definition of insanity that comes to mind https://t.co/FY6rGP0jeP 5715 887393798497632258 2017-07-18 15:29:03-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams @mike_audette drunk on life 5716 887393721515466752 2017-07-18 15:28:44-04 @darth @JohnDingell jesus h christ 5717 887393580544909312 2017-07-18 15:28:11-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams @mike_audette oh yeah I forgot you were drunk too OMG I WAS THE ONLY SOBER PERSON IN THIS PHOTO 5718 887393438416633856 2017-07-18 15:27:37-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @mike_audette evergreen tweet (also so were you) 5719 887393339749879809 2017-07-18 15:27:13-04 @AshCrossan lol look at @mike_audette creepin like a freakin rando 5720 887393069741596673 2017-07-18 15:26:09-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan this was, no joke, one of the best days of my life 5721 887392236933189633 2017-07-18 15:22:50-04 @keriqbaum @brianbeutler @prime_concerns @samstein GRETA 5722 887391704436936704 2017-07-18 15:20:43-04 @AshCrossan I will be following along BFF because ILU 5723 887391538015346689 2017-07-18 15:20:04-04 @brianbeutler @prime_concerns @samstein you should rename it stein concerns for this one episode i am just saying 5724 887391085839962113 2017-07-18 15:18:16-04 @nicolecieux sounds like you live a good life 5725 887390269372596224 2017-07-18 15:15:01-04 cc: reporters writing that McConnell is a master strategist https://t.co/dg5NIA0iFg 5726 887388918542462977 2017-07-18 15:09:39-04 @johngizzi @JaredRizzi @musepolsci @vkaramurza Hi John. Have you seen Don Jr.'s emails? I recommend reading them. They're very interesting. 5727 887386512400285696 2017-07-18 15:00:06-04 Saudi Arabia. Boy, I don't know. https://t.co/GCLy8h0e7Q 5728 887386502837280769 2017-07-18 15:00:03-04 @brianbeutler what most political observers don't realize is that health care is the only complicated policy issue 5729 887385902397476864 2017-07-18 14:57:40-04 @JaredRizzi @johngizzi that's some maximum news right there 5730 887385614718468097 2017-07-18 14:56:32-04 @andygrossberg not clear that's true 5731 887384929713127424 2017-07-18 14:53:48-04 @andygrossberg ( I was being sarcastic ) 5732 887384696987975681 2017-07-18 14:52:53-04 @JaredRizzi wait nvm 5733 887384679283818496 2017-07-18 14:52:49-04 @JaredRizzi not the subway guy? 5734 887384541710692354 2017-07-18 14:52:16-04 @samtayrey @MarisaKabas wow 5735 887384475356639232 2017-07-18 14:52:00-04 Two bills that are sure to be much easier https://t.co/BmTc7s3Ezi 5736 887384208687104000 2017-07-18 14:50:56-04 @MarisaKabas I'm never too busy to tell women about politics 5737 887383694570397696 2017-07-18 14:48:54-04 @MarisaKabas oh my god 5738 887382715187609600 2017-07-18 14:45:00-04 Too easy https://t.co/Z41WwQyTSd 5739 887382355631120384 2017-07-18 14:43:35-04 @JohnJHarwood hmmmm 5740 887381617907560448 2017-07-18 14:40:39-04 @heathdwilliams rekt 5741 887381462449893381 2017-07-18 14:40:02-04 @TonyRomm we don't want you here 5742 887380720045486084 2017-07-18 14:37:05-04 @marasawr @cjbeckner omfg https://t.co/dZ7WLzQCPw 5743 887380372245401601 2017-07-18 14:35:42-04 @ChuckWendig ... 5744 887379829225607173 2017-07-18 14:33:32-04 @ChuckWendig good, same 5745 887379546785415168 2017-07-18 14:32:25-04 @ChuckWendig you must choose: [ ] pancakes [ ] waffles 5746 887379457513803777 2017-07-18 14:32:04-04 @LouReed322 Clarifying 5747 887379295756275713 2017-07-18 14:31:25-04 @ChuckWendig no no that's not what I meant 5748 887379012233965568 2017-07-18 14:30:17-04 @CherylDaviess @darth I hope so 5749 887378964074967043 2017-07-18 14:30:06-04 @ChuckWendig well, haha, I don't know about that, chuck 5750 887378946853097477 2017-07-18 14:30:02-04 chyron of the year https://t.co/8hsa50QJYE 5751 887378924669423616 2017-07-18 14:29:57-04 @marasawr @cjbeckner I love "on-line" 5752 887378558812815360 2017-07-18 14:28:29-04 @ChuckWendig to be clear, there's nothing wrong with you not knowing anything about cyber. most people don't. and you know a lot about writing! it's good 5753 887378232487665664 2017-07-18 14:27:11-04 @ChuckWendig chuck, you know nothing about cyber 5754 887377843612770304 2017-07-18 14:25:39-04 @ChuckWendig there is nothing here related to corgis, we are just two gents who want to brunch 5755 887377721004785664 2017-07-18 14:25:10-04 @RebeccaARainey @maggieNYT i really hope this is a dog door cc: @darth 5756 887377665090629632 2017-07-18 14:24:56-04 @marasawr @cjbeckner Privacy Shield is basically an economic issue couched in privacy terms. Lots of non-economic dimensions of cyber IMO. 5757 887377500279627777 2017-07-18 14:24:17-04 @ChuckWendig chuck I'm not a vegetarian corgi 5758 887377043905708032 2017-07-18 14:22:28-04 @ChuckWendig no chuck I ... ugh 5759 887376942630043649 2017-07-18 14:22:04-04 @darth @mj_lee @tedbarrettcnn DARTH 5760 887376567650963459 2017-07-18 14:20:35-04 @ChuckWendig chuck I don't eat corgi food either... 5761 887376509035569155 2017-07-18 14:20:21-04 Here's my reporting from this morning https://t.co/ViRhkSKxc6 5762 887376364361445376 2017-07-18 14:19:46-04 @marasawr @cjbeckner major complaint I heard from folks was that it doesn't make sense to put cyber in Economic Bureau since it's not an economic issue 5763 887376252256100352 2017-07-18 14:19:19-04 @ChuckWendig totally open to discussing anything like say over brunch 5764 887376166079877120 2017-07-18 14:18:59-04 @ohheygreat need this as a GIF maybe from @darth 5765 887375893102030848 2017-07-18 14:17:54-04 @ChuckWendig oh my GOD chuck 5766 887375730119766018 2017-07-18 14:17:15-04 NEW: State tells me no decision made on eliminating cyber office. Also confirms Painter returning 2 DOJ after leave. https://t.co/a6HoxxcwR1 https://t.co/mHPmnq6fic 5767 887375546111406082 2017-07-18 14:16:31-04 @ChuckWendig what's weird 5768 887375375763951616 2017-07-18 14:15:50-04 @ohheygreat HAHAHAHAHAHA 5769 887375349834801153 2017-07-18 14:15:44-04 @marasawr @cjbeckner anecdotally based on my reporting from the past two days I will say this is indeed an unpopular opinion 5770 887375167407755264 2017-07-18 14:15:01-04 @ChuckWendig yep! I sometimes post pics of my pup 5771 887375071987322880 2017-07-18 14:14:38-04 @kristenkbates @manraysky @pablohidalgo @WingZeroZXT @missingwords omfg kristen 5772 887374923781558272 2017-07-18 14:14:03-04 @ChuckWendig yarp, we can be instabuds 5773 887374833750855684 2017-07-18 14:13:41-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo @WingZeroZXT @missingwords I mainly follow Pablo because I'm a masochist 5774 887374027504979973 2017-07-18 14:10:29-04 @JaredRizzi @hash_said @darth jared please just let darth do good, wholesome things that we all enjoy 5775 887373709840875521 2017-07-18 14:09:13-04 @JaredRizzi @hash_said that's not a thing! 5776 887373645919682560 2017-07-18 14:08:58-04 @tayhatmaker @darth i made a pun 5777 887373536003846146 2017-07-18 14:08:32-04 @JaredRizzi @hash_said jared i am going to scream 5778 887373501807693826 2017-07-18 14:08:24-04 @tayhatmaker @darth rodent u like to know 5779 887372924319137794 2017-07-18 14:06:06-04 @JaredRizzi @hash_said hashem be careful 5780 887372260234985472 2017-07-18 14:03:28-04 @JaredRizzi JFC 5781 887372036871528449 2017-07-18 14:02:34-04 @JaredRizzi that's a big no-no 5782 887371900044890112 2017-07-18 14:02:02-04 @byJenAMiller @darth YEP 5783 887371890356105217 2017-07-18 14:01:59-04 @JaredRizzi i hate you 5784 887371443490754563 2017-07-18 14:00:13-04 @darth i adore you 5785 887371412415143937 2017-07-18 14:00:05-04 lol https://t.co/jbSCh8D3XU 5786 887371335827148802 2017-07-18 13:59:47-04 @JaredRizzi omfg YES Jared 5787 887371306232098816 2017-07-18 13:59:40-04 @tayhatmaker @darth probably not but i do love you 5788 887371042020360192 2017-07-18 13:58:37-04 @JaredRizzi WARLOCK 5789 887370983866339328 2017-07-18 13:58:23-04 @tayhatmaker @darth taylor i love you just want you to know that i'm in love with you platonically tho 5790 887370908482011137 2017-07-18 13:58:05-04 @ohheygreat this face is astronomically good 5791 887370822452641792 2017-07-18 13:57:45-04 @byJenAMiller @darth can't get over this face 5792 887370393190846465 2017-07-18 13:56:02-04 @ohheygreat this is a cat that wants you to know that he is COMPLETELY CHILL about what just happened 5793 887369377397350400 2017-07-18 13:52:00-04 very predisential though https://t.co/thwIi3umqM 5794 887369365796139009 2017-07-18 13:51:57-04 @ohheygreat "this plastic bag is at least reliable and predictable, both important features for me, a cat" 5795 887368838639218688 2017-07-18 13:49:52-04 @ohheygreat "i am not going to make the effort if it's not going to make the effort, we are DONE HERE" 5796 887368364628246528 2017-07-18 13:47:59-04 @tayhatmaker looks delicious i love u 5797 887368309179641857 2017-07-18 13:47:46-04 @ohheygreat he's just like "you know what, this isn't working, i'm OUT" 5798 887367620546232321 2017-07-18 13:45:01-04 Senate Homeland Security Committee chairman won't say if he still supports the Senate Majority Leader https://t.co/7vVCljLGGy 5799 887367050661855232 2017-07-18 13:42:46-04 @ohheygreat OH MY GOD HE IS LIKE "FUCK THIS SHIT" IM CRYING TOO 5800 887366005567213568 2017-07-18 13:38:36-04 @natemcdermott @KFILE this is without question the saddest thing i've ever heard 5801 887365466016149504 2017-07-18 13:36:28-04 @AaronBlake @gregpmiller and the 10th is God, I guess 5802 887364753638789125 2017-07-18 13:33:38-04 @HillSpiaire @JohnKasich no it's a question of grammar 5803 887364505352765440 2017-07-18 13:32:39-04 @lorenzoFB @Bing_Chris assuming we're truly all alive right now 5804 887364097062440960 2017-07-18 13:31:01-04 @missingwords @MitchyD Is Waru in the game? 5805 887363841247428608 2017-07-18 13:30:00-04 The only way you can believe this is if you think voters don't know who's in power https://t.co/vSweZnIqoe 5806 887362781267230720 2017-07-18 13:25:48-04 @byJenAMiller @darth EARS 5807 887362650233065472 2017-07-18 13:25:16-04 @JohnKasich The adjectival form of "Democrat" is "Democratic" 5808 887362092109574145 2017-07-18 13:23:03-04 @byrdinator this is me asking about cyber on a State Department press call about Ukraine (although slightly less out-of-left-field) 5809 887361829248405505 2017-07-18 13:22:01-04 NARRATOR VOICE: At this point you guys know what I'm about to say https://t.co/eFN2cA2Z1f 5810 887360070018891776 2017-07-18 13:15:01-04 Capito, Portman, Collins, Murkowski. McConnell's backup plan is now also dead. https://t.co/nEPEKC7hID 5811 887357279678476288 2017-07-18 13:03:56-04 @MarkusBerzen @nycsouthpaw omg 5812 887357167355006981 2017-07-18 13:03:29-04 @tayhatmaker @nox_nw !!! 5813 887356298341363712 2017-07-18 13:00:02-04 .@Jason_Healey, quoted in my @MorningCybersec writeup on Painter and @State_Cyber, shares more of his thoughts: https://t.co/UgXJNRzbBh https://t.co/haHr541LTn 5814 887355075324260352 2017-07-18 12:55:10-04 @heathdwilliams me* 5815 887355057636868097 2017-07-18 12:55:06-04 @heathdwilliams yes, then destroys starkiller 2 5816 887354724999155712 2017-07-18 12:53:47-04 @pbump jesus, you savage goodnight moon here, it's pretty brutal to read 5817 887354498515120129 2017-07-18 12:52:53-04 @heathdwilliams and then the opie sea killer eats the x-wing 5818 887353486702256129 2017-07-18 12:48:52-04 @eleventhirtyate @brian_nov @admiraljello @nicolecieux it's lit 5819 887352515154526208 2017-07-18 12:45:00-04 Former State Dept telecom policy coordinator wants Congress to act on State cyber. Tillerson considering merging cyber into telecom office. https://t.co/IyeJ4oYlhP 5820 887352428995149825 2017-07-18 12:44:39-04 @darth @pbump we are both very on-brand darth https://t.co/75MCCeokle 5821 887352283385778176 2017-07-18 12:44:05-04 @aedwardslevy settle down 5822 887350488009764864 2017-07-18 12:36:57-04 @ASankin @HowellONeill omfg 5823 887349577732550656 2017-07-18 12:33:20-04 @pbump cyber? 5824 887347224543465473 2017-07-18 12:23:59-04 @RosenzweigP right, that's why this is the part that makes me lose it — too much 5825 887346964815282177 2017-07-18 12:22:57-04 stop the world I want to get off 5826 887346927154728966 2017-07-18 12:22:48-04 @nicolecieux god damn it nicole i mean god damn it 5827 887346727245590528 2017-07-18 12:22:00-04 WHAT (https://t.co/sfbP9nwaLY) https://t.co/u2xmqjx94u 5828 887343961009946624 2017-07-18 12:11:01-04 WaPo: Eighth person in Trump Tower meeting was Ike Kaveladze, VP for real estate/finance at Agalarov firm: https://t.co/P2Z7I98EcL https://t.co/tRJSN0iHNo 5829 887341661239554048 2017-07-18 12:01:52-04 @darth lord 5830 887341196690964480 2017-07-18 12:00:01-04 oh my god https://t.co/VmB3n8VyS7 https://t.co/jiuTGCcPa6 5831 887340879756832768 2017-07-18 11:58:46-04 @libbycwatson no 5832 887333492174049284 2017-07-18 11:29:25-04 @admiraljello yet* 5833 887333404265590784 2017-07-18 11:29:04-04 @vermontgmg That might work bigly 5834 887332382335942656 2017-07-18 11:25:00-04 For ex: "downgrading" I mention in MC would have State cyber coordinator report to a deputy asst secretary. Currently reports to secretary. 5835 887331788988850176 2017-07-18 11:22:38-04 @vermontgmg But it's so tough, Garrett! Maybe it's hardly doable! 5836 887331402462756871 2017-07-18 11:21:06-04 Credit where due: Turns out @ForeignPolicy had cyber office on Tillerson cut list in April https://t.co/jqsVOyRQgd tho my report adds more. 5837 887330629888724992 2017-07-18 11:18:02-04 @bignickolson dang 5838 887330427706499076 2017-07-18 11:17:14-04 @ZachFB @KatieBoWill @MorningCybersec @State_Cyber @RobbieGramer @emilyctamkin oh thanks I missed this! 5839 887329882342137857 2017-07-18 11:15:04-04 @HowellONeill hey @ASankin can I get a little diagram help here 5840 887329617199079429 2017-07-18 11:14:01-04 But also because the news was surprising to him 5841 887329115979776000 2017-07-18 11:12:01-04 You see, because Cornyn is the Senate Majority Whip 5842 887328609546846208 2017-07-18 11:10:00-04 Guess you could say the news gave him whip-lash https://t.co/4RDYTyXCuv 5843 887326600114712576 2017-07-18 11:02:01-04 @adamgoldmanNYT sup man? https://t.co/P8xkqPilxa 5844 887325857567707136 2017-07-18 10:59:04-04 @ASankin OH MY GOD 5845 887325467140870145 2017-07-18 10:57:31-04 @ASankin E M A I LOL S 5846 887324490832781312 2017-07-18 10:53:38-04 @iblametom @JennaMC_Laugh @zackwhittaker prove it 5847 887323599190863873 2017-07-18 10:50:06-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @zackwhittaker this is a kitten ouroboros 5848 887323155781562368 2017-07-18 10:48:20-04 @KeithChu Thanks! 5849 887323072029577216 2017-07-18 10:48:00-04 ------> https://t.co/q7986ZmgTN 5850 887322978689667073 2017-07-18 10:47:38-04 @NickBaumann @timothypmurphy what a square 5851 887322934754332672 2017-07-18 10:47:27-04 @kevincollier oh wait a sec 5852 887322884221399040 2017-07-18 10:47:15-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @zackwhittaker same 5853 887322444150833154 2017-07-18 10:45:30-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @zackwhittaker i love bun 5854 887322039249498113 2017-07-18 10:43:54-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @zackwhittaker jenna does bun help you with your ledes 5855 887321008880930816 2017-07-18 10:39:48-04 @HowellONeill more like cybersnooze imo tbqh patrick 5856 887316012525395972 2017-07-18 10:19:57-04 @ashleyfeinberg @DaynaEvans_ INCREDIBLE 5857 887313512808292354 2017-07-18 10:10:01-04 there is nothing lesser about this kudu it is a great kudu imo https://t.co/JMhacpV7PC 5858 887308478951202818 2017-07-18 09:50:01-04 ahahahaha https://t.co/ZdPDC6MCeo https://t.co/nMOs3fb9Sc 5859 887306229051273216 2017-07-18 09:41:05-04 @mollyesque @dcbigjohn whatever helps them sleep at night? 5860 887304703599443968 2017-07-18 09:35:01-04 I...think the president may have tweeted something incorrect https://t.co/YxwZyE4VAB 5861 887302546955657217 2017-07-18 09:26:27-04 jeez https://t.co/zXrb4qu5XG 5862 887302156516302849 2017-07-18 09:24:54-04 @MalwareJake omg. where is this from? 5863 887301744706945024 2017-07-18 09:23:15-04 @MadelineRConway np 5864 887295816679002115 2017-07-18 08:59:42-04 @RobertMLee @CrowdStrike Congratulations! 5865 887292827461464065 2017-07-18 08:47:49-04 @JaredRizzi 5866 887292504713945088 2017-07-18 08:46:32-04 @JaredRizzi I love America 5867 887292119282401280 2017-07-18 08:45:00-04 Clinton and Romney campaign chairs launch group to protect elections against future hacking campaigns. https://t.co/QLMYQ37NtC https://t.co/MI9719aKTX 5868 887290610826321920 2017-07-18 08:39:01-04 @JaredRizzi Omfg 5869 887288347571265536 2017-07-18 08:30:01-04 Hiring people with no government experience is turning out to be an interesting strategy. https://t.co/aEWbUkiBrS https://t.co/biYTD9qq8C 5870 887284569996541953 2017-07-18 08:15:01-04 .@rubycramer scoops that the DCCC is now using Wickr for all internal comms and all comms b/w it & 20 key campaigns. https://t.co/i2skydE6y4 https://t.co/hbW9IWRiA0 5871 887280793671933952 2017-07-18 08:00:00-04 https://t.co/pVL8eDPyUA https://t.co/WdOm460QTk 5872 887280684716494848 2017-07-18 07:59:34-04 @TeamAhsoka @eleventhirtyate @FlatAsABird this is incredible 5873 887280380168032256 2017-07-18 07:58:22-04 @MadelineRConway try this? https://t.co/hxxSetv9p9 5874 887279936372965376 2017-07-18 07:56:36-04 @MadelineRConway wait Twitter isn't chronological anymore? 5875 887166919450775554 2017-07-18 00:27:31-04 Reminder: https://t.co/pcKIN1NxzG 5876 887160314839666690 2017-07-18 00:01:16-04 @SteveKopack Nothing will ever beat it 5877 887160053987520513 2017-07-18 00:00:14-04 This is the one I was talking about. Absolutely incredible. https://t.co/K37GDdRrmV 5878 887159942595129344 2017-07-17 23:59:47-04 @SteveKopack That's what I meant! 5879 887157483378290688 2017-07-17 23:50:01-04 No one in the Senate is as good-looking or talented as MacGyver https://t.co/EBMnfxU2D7 5880 887155470837972993 2017-07-17 23:42:01-04 My deepest wish is that I had been on that one OMB call https://t.co/3yl6WeOMKB 5881 887154725455613952 2017-07-17 23:39:03-04 @dudezilla for many people, until they lose it, they won't believe they're going to lose it, especially if Democrats are the ones saying it 5882 887154145710542849 2017-07-17 23:36:45-04 @MarisaKabas hey @AJentleson you should run for something 5883 887153707615371268 2017-07-17 23:35:01-04 this is an interesting thread https://t.co/LskoECV3SZ 5884 887153419466747905 2017-07-17 23:33:52-04 @dudezilla delayed implementation means no one will feel that pain by voting time 5885 887151078537658368 2017-07-17 23:24:34-04 @alex @selenalarson yes 5886 887150658629120000 2017-07-17 23:22:54-04 @selenalarson as far as timing, McConnell said "in the coming days" so could be Christmas 5887 887150433407352832 2017-07-17 23:22:00-04 Well, they didn't start working on the plan that they surely would have completed by now had the 2015 bill become law. Right? Right? https://t.co/1rmFOK8lB4 5888 887150374355963904 2017-07-17 23:21:46-04 @selenalarson they just introduce the 2015 bill's text as an amendment to the House bill after it is introduced in the Senate 5889 887150100719521792 2017-07-17 23:20:41-04 @nycsouthpaw Heller? I barely 5890 887149971358846976 2017-07-17 23:20:10-04 @AshCrossan i'll be there in 10 minutes 5891 887149660334419968 2017-07-17 23:18:56-04 @AshCrossan Ash 5892 887148672361811969 2017-07-17 23:15:00-04 “How can we not do this after promising it for years?” https://t.co/rkFZvfCh7j https://t.co/2P02hp9PXT 5893 887147125229985792 2017-07-17 23:08:51-04 Planned Parenthood. Always Planned Parenthood. https://t.co/vaYAbNbTmc 5894 887145909968089090 2017-07-17 23:04:01-04 @JackDobbyn @dnvolz this story and the screenshotted text are about highly paid engineers not drivers 5895 887145787456708608 2017-07-17 23:03:32-04 @Wanderlustin sure 5896 887145689553268738 2017-07-17 23:03:09-04 @Wanderlustin saf this is Good 5897 887145060139233283 2017-07-17 23:00:39-04 @JackDobbyn @dnvolz ?? 5898 887144883097657344 2017-07-17 22:59:57-04 Interestingly, the wind shear also gets its own name: "Mike Lee and Jerry Moran" https://t.co/akAfviwDi7 5899 887143983088062464 2017-07-17 22:56:22-04 @dnvolz I am playing the world's smallest violin for these people Dustin 5900 887143810488258560 2017-07-17 22:55:41-04 Does this need 60 votes? 5901 887142605649305600 2017-07-17 22:50:54-04 @kelseylh sad 5902 887142470718554112 2017-07-17 22:50:21-04 What say you, Senate vote-watchers? Does this pass? https://t.co/Cx9WG5LXNO 5903 887142280146153473 2017-07-17 22:49:36-04 @kelseylh btw why are you awake so early 5904 887142162856636417 2017-07-17 22:49:08-04 @kelseylh STOP 5905 887141842525048832 2017-07-17 22:47:52-04 @kelseylh great job 5906 887141123587792897 2017-07-17 22:45:00-04 "Tillerson to Shutter State Department War Crimes Office" https://t.co/X8HqdvDSrZ Read this story with this https://t.co/EO97AL1WiJ in mind. https://t.co/wfm5z2PYqe 5907 887139789530689536 2017-07-17 22:39:42-04 @pbump they must be holding all your stories because they wouldn't fit in that story 5908 887139631359303680 2017-07-17 22:39:05-04 @darth I do not disagree darth I do not disagree 5909 887139314869690368 2017-07-17 22:37:49-04 @darth darth oh my fucking god 5910 887137352379924481 2017-07-17 22:30:01-04 Get ready for some fireworks here https://t.co/W6iaCh3VPF 5911 887135335817158656 2017-07-17 22:22:00-04 I can't get over how astonishing all of this is https://t.co/ih15c1AUg6 5912 887135230309670912 2017-07-17 22:21:35-04 @Wanderlustin THIS IS THE SAFFEST TWEET I HAVE EVER SEEN 5913 887135040487993345 2017-07-17 22:20:50-04 @libbycwatson the brackets on the second tweet 5914 887134449321857024 2017-07-17 22:18:29-04 @darth darth yes 5915 887134357005185024 2017-07-17 22:18:07-04 Oh man oh man oh man https://t.co/IMarAk90cJ 5916 887132040445001729 2017-07-17 22:08:55-04 @aedwardslevy dorkness* 5917 887131866465275904 2017-07-17 22:08:13-04 @aedwardslevy not your best 5918 887131299986714625 2017-07-17 22:05:58-04 @selenalarson ok selena 5919 887131236988329984 2017-07-17 22:05:43-04 @selenalarson dox them selena 5920 887130739061518336 2017-07-17 22:03:44-04 @selenalarson dox their job titles selena 5921 887130550343004161 2017-07-17 22:02:59-04 just amazing https://t.co/ORsYkje4ZJ 5922 887128883081957384 2017-07-17 21:56:22-04 @blakehounshell trump, of course, famous for suffering major political setbacks due to bad optics 5923 887128708309561344 2017-07-17 21:55:40-04 @JennyENicholson @midnight oh so this is like an "appease your god" scenario, okay 5924 887128187452493824 2017-07-17 21:53:36-04 @JennyENicholson @midnight wait can't he still strangle you even if we're all watching on tv, we're so far away 5925 887128010121465856 2017-07-17 21:52:54-04 @NoahCRothman @KFILE they should try CNN repeal now 5926 887126187671257089 2017-07-17 21:45:39-04 @nycsouthpaw how do dogs put on suits 5927 887125647335858176 2017-07-17 21:43:30-04 @darth @frankthorp @PressSec @cspan DARTH OH MY GOD but you shoulda gone with "now that's a name i've not heard in a long time...a long time" 5928 887125153733378048 2017-07-17 21:41:33-04 -----> https://t.co/FcKJsnj6mF 5929 887122229909217281 2017-07-17 21:29:56-04 @ditzkoff you're arya, your twitter account is the frey soldiers, go 5930 887114702051917826 2017-07-17 21:00:01-04 This is incredible https://t.co/eXW3WBIjUt 5931 887111912428883969 2017-07-17 20:48:56-04 @ddiamond sorry if I apologize I look weak 5932 887111014663245824 2017-07-17 20:45:22-04 @Lichtbolletje no it's now 48 out of 52 5933 887110936762494976 2017-07-17 20:45:03-04 @ddiamond This is a good tweet 5934 887108367998734336 2017-07-17 20:34:51-04 @burgessev What kind of kickback do you want 5935 887107148710371329 2017-07-17 20:30:00-04 If you found this news interesting, you are going to want to read @MorningCybersec tomorrow AM. https://t.co/EO97AL1WiJ 5936 887105626354200576 2017-07-17 20:23:57-04 Painter's first public comment since I broke the news of his impending departure from State ---> https://t.co/x4EKcBfnuY 5937 887105586315366400 2017-07-17 20:23:48-04 @jeremybowers @carolynryan Lingerie 5938 887105534628900864 2017-07-17 20:23:35-04 @amy_geek SO cute 5939 887105395092840448 2017-07-17 20:23:02-04 @carolynryan @jeremybowers male romper 5940 887104907047821313 2017-07-17 20:21:06-04 @amy_geek Oh my god 5941 887104184247607297 2017-07-17 20:18:13-04 @selenalarson Oh duh I searched for "dogrates" and forgot that wasn't the real handle 5942 887103658105729028 2017-07-17 20:16:08-04 @selenalarson how does this article not mention either dogrates or darth 5943 887102898458558466 2017-07-17 20:13:07-04 Hey @darth you can probably do something with this yes https://t.co/mbW15xdKLj 5944 887100003063300097 2017-07-17 20:01:36-04 @nycsouthpaw hence my decision not to tweet criticism of Cersei last night 5945 887099355966185472 2017-07-17 19:59:02-04 @nycsouthpaw yeah unfortunately the replies have been very civil and thoughtful, a real disappointment tbqh 5946 887097294897762304 2017-07-17 19:50:51-04 @lrozen @luvrlys maybe my favorite picture of the decade 5947 887097251004370945 2017-07-17 19:50:40-04 @nycsouthpaw excited to read your mentions 5948 887095557549961219 2017-07-17 19:43:57-04 @ashleyfeinberg you're a freakshow 5949 887094767036878848 2017-07-17 19:40:48-04 @tayhatmaker always with the VCs 5950 887094447342837760 2017-07-17 19:39:32-04 @MadelineRConway 5951 887092592026025984 2017-07-17 19:32:09-04 @kelseylh it's not nice to ruin things kelsey 5952 887089791564734464 2017-07-17 19:21:02-04 @adjuster_nick @darth @starwars Oh my god 5953 887089723168219136 2017-07-17 19:20:45-04 This is the only good tweet https://t.co/TfOXLsC8iZ 5954 887089391574949888 2017-07-17 19:19:26-04 @ChuckWendig Brunch 5955 887088937893863425 2017-07-17 19:17:38-04 @ChuckWendig We just won 5956 887088554127577088 2017-07-17 19:16:07-04 @AshCrossan Wait bff that description can't be right... I never carried your suitcases 5957 887088329187110913 2017-07-17 19:15:13-04 @jonhumbert 5958 887088070058799104 2017-07-17 19:14:11-04 We're basically in Star Wars now https://t.co/ivQDd2RLEQ 5959 887087480347951104 2017-07-17 19:11:51-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin Actually it's a franchise 5960 887087009231228928 2017-07-17 19:09:58-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @CMWAshby Rekt 5961 887086952419385344 2017-07-17 19:09:45-04 @Wanderlustin @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate This is called object permanence and is something you will develop once you reach adolescence 5962 887086263651766272 2017-07-17 19:07:01-04 @CMWAshby @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate Yes but it was very slow 5963 887085953151619072 2017-07-17 19:05:47-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin This is a really good tweet Charlie 5964 887085904929726464 2017-07-17 19:05:35-04 @Wanderlustin @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate Saf omg 5965 887085698263732224 2017-07-17 19:04:46-04 @ChuckWendig The best combo 5966 887085421729067009 2017-07-17 19:03:40-04 @ChuckWendig CHUCK YOU MADE A PUN 5967 887085052269658113 2017-07-17 19:02:12-04 Voluntary rules are not rules, just FYI https://t.co/SXwBrjG2FZ 5968 887084843032608768 2017-07-17 19:01:22-04 @tayhatmaker Oh my god 5969 887084533811695618 2017-07-17 19:00:08-04 @Wanderlustin Ilu hope u r well 5970 887084440333299712 2017-07-17 18:59:46-04 @lrozen At the very least a SAO 5971 887084376554602498 2017-07-17 18:59:31-04 @Wanderlustin This is one of the saffest tweets 5972 887084200637210624 2017-07-17 18:58:49-04 @lrozen You become the president I think 5973 887082596169109504 2017-07-17 18:52:26-04 @monicariese @AndrewCouts Smh 5974 887073183542767617 2017-07-17 18:15:02-04 @MarisaKabas Who 5975 887073035655798784 2017-07-17 18:14:27-04 @MarisaKabas Get ready for some precipitaflynn 5976 887072487195979781 2017-07-17 18:12:16-04 @Wanderlustin He is fine https://t.co/y6X6IfBolO 5977 887071418093056008 2017-07-17 18:08:01-04 @Wanderlustin Also today https://t.co/APIFINXEuH 5978 887071129881513984 2017-07-17 18:06:53-04 @Olivianuzzi I like the idea that he hasn't added you to his contacts and just doesn't know who's calling 5979 887070408343769090 2017-07-17 18:04:00-04 @matthew_d_green About this incident, to be clear 5980 887070272200859648 2017-07-17 18:03:28-04 @matthew_d_green This is the best joke I've seen so far 5981 887070182224646144 2017-07-17 18:03:07-04 @KateNocera @dcbigjohn @Mr_Berman So-called numbers* 5982 887069403904303104 2017-07-17 18:00:01-04 it me https://t.co/yLTqcd6zpO 5983 887068261489274881 2017-07-17 17:55:29-04 @darth same tbh darth this is why i am not a robot rescue specialist 5984 887068135899238400 2017-07-17 17:54:59-04 @ditzkoff jfc 5985 887066819915284480 2017-07-17 17:49:45-04 @adamconner @JennaMC_Laugh oh like that scene in House of Cards 5986 887066682128302080 2017-07-17 17:49:12-04 @darth how great would it have been if the jet propelled the robot out of the water tho 5987 887066133270073349 2017-07-17 17:47:01-04 @ditzkoff star wars 5988 887065458771406848 2017-07-17 17:44:20-04 @JennaMC_Laugh yes, or that 5989 887065279330750466 2017-07-17 17:43:38-04 @JennaMC_Laugh it is a robot that fell in a fountain jenna the metaphors are ENDLESS 5990 887064854376394752 2017-07-17 17:41:56-04 @ditzkoff you are mean 5991 887064808666824704 2017-07-17 17:41:45-04 @morningmoneyben oh my god 5992 887064515585724417 2017-07-17 17:40:36-04 @darth omg darth who are its people 5993 887063612069527553 2017-07-17 17:37:00-04 https://t.co/rzq3rS6GPk 5994 887063381659791362 2017-07-17 17:36:05-04 @ditzkoff what is the link here, david 5995 887062266683813888 2017-07-17 17:31:39-04 @MadelineRConway 5996 887062104208965632 2017-07-17 17:31:01-04 @DeeGoots Andi why wasn't I invited to your wedding are you embarrassed to be friends with me 5997 887061808770686980 2017-07-17 17:29:50-04 @MadelineRConway 5998 887061327147094018 2017-07-17 17:27:55-04 @GlennThrush Wookiee 5999 887058612941672449 2017-07-17 17:17:08-04 @itskathryntully @darth @dog_rates HELLO PUPPER 6000 887058181293314050 2017-07-17 17:15:25-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux unfortunately there is no delete button on twitter 6001 887058081271754752 2017-07-17 17:15:01-04 Talk about a lede https://t.co/zCdKTGpb7z 6002 887057975696912385 2017-07-17 17:14:36-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux wow that was unexpected 6003 887054302715314176 2017-07-17 17:00:01-04 Whoof https://t.co/291WdhGmXt 6004 887050530450804737 2017-07-17 16:45:01-04 Good robot https://t.co/4SDcQo3AXA 6005 887046759758909440 2017-07-17 16:30:02-04 Yikes https://t.co/qv6NFzil5i 6006 887045864912498689 2017-07-17 16:26:29-04 @SarahNEmerson @Adam_Jacobi SLUMBERING DOGBEARS 6007 887045760096907266 2017-07-17 16:26:04-04 @AndrewCouts lol 6008 887045129030205440 2017-07-17 16:23:33-04 @AndrewCouts (this was a pun on "recipe") 6009 887043338985250817 2017-07-17 16:16:27-04 @thomaswright08 Congratulations! 6010 887042984088399872 2017-07-17 16:15:02-04 same https://t.co/Y6YfJfPl8H 6011 887040946977767424 2017-07-17 16:06:56-04 @AndrewCouts without reciprocities we wouldn't have any food 6012 887040695416094720 2017-07-17 16:05:56-04 Howdy partner https://t.co/R0IASj381v 6013 887040199074754560 2017-07-17 16:03:58-04 @GibbsGirlAbby one guess 6014 887039639143501824 2017-07-17 16:01:45-04 swirl if true https://t.co/B0ZdoCmO9g 6015 887039342019063808 2017-07-17 16:00:34-04 @Wanderlustin https://t.co/4SDcQo3AXA 6016 887039182010548224 2017-07-17 15:59:56-04 @GlennThrush same 6017 887038288099454980 2017-07-17 15:56:22-04 @JaredRizzi same 6018 887038269640376320 2017-07-17 15:56:18-04 @WilliamTurton no thank u 6019 887037970884292609 2017-07-17 15:55:07-04 I am overjoyed right now https://t.co/qMP8YebBgT 6020 887033165361160192 2017-07-17 15:36:01-04 I love this photo so much https://t.co/i2cKGGb0Uq 6021 887029037394219008 2017-07-17 15:19:37-04 @molly_knight @darth I don't understand how this happens 6022 887028415299280898 2017-07-17 15:17:09-04 @Jordanfabian @KatieBoWill full disclosure: none of my tweets are approved by my lawyer 6023 887027983080411137 2017-07-17 15:15:26-04 @timothypmurphy [cybersecurity objection] 6024 887027568205082624 2017-07-17 15:13:47-04 @C_Painter @State_Cyber Trump has filled some key cyber jobs (Tom Bossert, Rob Joyce, Jeanette Manfra) but still has a ways to go. And this is worrisome to experts. 6025 887027365334974464 2017-07-17 15:12:58-04 @C_Painter @State_Cyber BTW: Before State, Painter was sr director for cyber at NSC; #2 at FBI cyber division; #2 at DOJ cybercrime unit. Huge figure in this space. 6026 887022834064777216 2017-07-17 14:54:58-04 Except the emails he tweeted out that say literally the exact opposite of this https://t.co/dceCV4bf65 6027 887021570207690752 2017-07-17 14:49:57-04 @jesseberney @GlennThrush at what time of year tho 6028 887019557474492416 2017-07-17 14:41:57-04 @C_Painter @State_Cyber Painter's deputy, Michele Markoff, declined to say if she was staying. Told me it would be "inappropriate" to discuss, referred me to PAO. 6029 887017915287052288 2017-07-17 14:35:25-04 @C_Painter @State_Cyber State told me that Painter has technically been detailed there from DOJ, so he may be going back and not leaving the government. 6030 887012936555917314 2017-07-17 14:15:38-04 @C_Painter Painter has led the @State_Cyber office, reporting directly to the secretary, since 2011. Unclear rn if Tillerson is closing his office. 6031 887010787604275202 2017-07-17 14:07:06-04 Stand by for some interesting personnel news. 6032 887002173522968576 2017-07-17 13:32:52-04 @heathdwilliams die 6033 887001964751589377 2017-07-17 13:32:02-04 @heathdwilliams this is the only way i will travel these days 6034 887001623561678848 2017-07-17 13:30:41-04 My story about Colorado implementing risk-limiting audits of its elections, now free for all to read: https://t.co/pznzv9uX5y 6035 886997242376314880 2017-07-17 13:13:16-04 @eleventhirtyate don't make fun of my searches 6036 886996781963198465 2017-07-17 13:11:27-04 @raygungirl @eleventhirtyate ahahahaha 6037 886993907741069318 2017-07-17 13:00:01-04 Oh my god they're doing Wookiee love https://t.co/ucb2McqaqJ 6038 886986358123667456 2017-07-17 12:30:01-04 .@JohnBoyega and I read the same books, fwiw https://t.co/9zeBy1Fr8B https://t.co/dz3dLrwmsQ 6039 886978806090653696 2017-07-17 12:00:01-04 This story also mentions Legislative Compass, which is SO COOL, folks. https://t.co/luZyZbbKSM 6040 886977372561571840 2017-07-17 11:54:19-04 @starwars . A THIS ISN'T FOOLING ANYONE S WOLF K A 6041 886975494234701824 2017-07-17 11:46:51-04 @aedwardslevy must have something to do with the sampling period 6042 886975028276875264 2017-07-17 11:45:00-04 The cyber is so huge these days https://t.co/y4ia8kTylu 6043 886971261259141121 2017-07-17 11:30:02-04 never realized that all this time Steve Bannon was listening to @TonyRomm https://t.co/0bmzx5Obvg 6044 886963715026829313 2017-07-17 11:00:03-04 https://t.co/9m28lQD5Ki https://t.co/ajHhSwFuNS 6045 886961322210074628 2017-07-17 10:50:32-04 @WilliamTurton @xychelsea omfg 6046 886959931571621889 2017-07-17 10:45:01-04 Colorado today became the first state to mandate risk-limiting audits of statewide elections. My story: https://t.co/ZamwNZ1wWK 6047 886956271173341184 2017-07-17 10:30:28-04 @DannyPirtle19 you're a loon 6048 886956162406649856 2017-07-17 10:30:02-04 https://t.co/kBARrUmzhE https://t.co/Ck7FFdUEww 6049 886951306996441088 2017-07-17 10:10:45-04 @MorrisAnimal @darth @thephillydog OMG 6050 886948623144988672 2017-07-17 10:00:05-04 this is a work of art https://t.co/mTSMdNy3pC https://t.co/byEf91nhYD 6051 886941063872729088 2017-07-17 09:30:02-04 Interesting... https://t.co/SUDNKURBaS https://t.co/RxUNhhwFSN 6052 886937500320747522 2017-07-17 09:15:53-04 @heathdwilliams @swankmotron yesssss 6053 886937153762193408 2017-07-17 09:14:30-04 @AshCrossan @nicolecieux Disney tie-ins are getting out of hand tbh 6054 886933505493651456 2017-07-17 09:00:00-04 NARRATOR VOICE: They *are* in control of the machine. https://t.co/F7rvw9OjEW https://t.co/F6YF4TGLQY 6055 886933434911911936 2017-07-17 08:59:43-04 @nicolecieux Davey Jones 6056 886929602748313600 2017-07-17 08:44:30-04 @ohheygreat @darth Oh my god 6057 886928867662995456 2017-07-17 08:41:35-04 @ohheygreat @darth Darth can u put Lumpy on NatGeo 6058 886928551462805505 2017-07-17 08:40:19-04 @ohheygreat @darth I LOVE THE NATIONAL GEOGRAPHIC CHANNEL 6059 886918409375502336 2017-07-17 08:00:01-04 Probably just a moon. Nothing to worry about. https://t.co/tmiPOrUcQ8 6060 886917063083794436 2017-07-17 07:54:40-04 @ashleyfeinberg gotta say i ham intrigued 6061 886774961951657984 2017-07-16 22:30:01-04 this thread extremely checks out https://t.co/x8MPPZaRD2 6062 886773968098742273 2017-07-16 22:26:04-04 @LASTKALEMARY @ashleyfeinberg omfg kate 6063 886772474226106368 2017-07-16 22:20:07-04 @ashleyfeinberg PHELIM 6064 886771840500236288 2017-07-16 22:17:36-04 @admiraljello evergreen jay tweet 6065 886771345547300864 2017-07-16 22:15:38-04 @darth @tastefactory @lilhawksquawk darth i love you 6066 886770492845305856 2017-07-16 22:12:15-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin @AwYeahMrB @chaosbria that's just the collective noun for multiple dragons 6067 886770392291049473 2017-07-16 22:11:51-04 @suburbangrouse wrong 6068 886770098056441857 2017-07-16 22:10:41-04 @Wanderlustin @AwYeahMrB @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft i thought it was weird that they called tonight's episode "dragonfuck" but i guess the mythology or w/e 6069 886769852911898625 2017-07-16 22:09:42-04 @Wanderlustin @AwYeahMrB @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft yes, she and one of the dragons do that 6070 886769681293508608 2017-07-16 22:09:02-04 @SarahDemp OMFG 6071 886769449747054592 2017-07-16 22:08:06-04 I'll just say that Jon is the only one paying attention to the biggest threat. 6072 886769196134268928 2017-07-16 22:07:06-04 @Wanderlustin @AwYeahMrB @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft Ahsoka 6073 886769088802021377 2017-07-16 22:06:40-04 But I won't do that, because I like my mentions. 6074 886769051598553088 2017-07-16 22:06:31-04 If I really wanted to pollute my mentions, I'd tweet my thoughts about Cersei and the White Walkers. #GameofThrones7 6075 886768687306477568 2017-07-16 22:05:05-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @chaosbria @AwYeahMrB I mean the voice is pretty clear 6076 886759353314836481 2017-07-16 21:27:59-04 Pretty convenient that those ships showed up right when Cersei needed to reference them in her speech. #GameofThrones7 6077 886757106967302145 2017-07-16 21:19:04-04 Jon Snow is the best. #GameofThrones7 6078 886754746568257537 2017-07-16 21:09:41-04 "Leave one wolf alive and the sheep are never safe." YESSSSS. #GameofThrones7 6079 886752752637968384 2017-07-16 21:01:45-04 @MEPFuller settle down 6080 886752545024200705 2017-07-16 21:00:56-04 @JaredRizzi omfg 6081 886752275716345857 2017-07-16 20:59:52-04 @JaredRizzi no 6082 886752084053438468 2017-07-16 20:59:06-04 @JaredRizzi this is the rudest tweet i have ever received 6083 886751910107152384 2017-07-16 20:58:25-04 @JaredRizzi you are awful 6084 886751847712792577 2017-07-16 20:58:10-04 @ditzkoff cyber tweet 6085 886750416171651072 2017-07-16 20:52:28-04 @nicolecieux oh my god the interviewer says "Ma-NEECH-ian" 6086 886747828034383872 2017-07-16 20:42:11-04 @kelseylh @ddiamond all kelseys must go to bed 6087 886747761043017728 2017-07-16 20:41:55-04 @nicolecieux wait what did I miss 6088 886747625453740032 2017-07-16 20:41:23-04 @kelseylh @ddiamond valor morgoolies 6089 886747338873720833 2017-07-16 20:40:15-04 @kelseylh @ddiamond Kelsey is it called "Game of Throunes" over there 6090 886745693691551748 2017-07-16 20:33:42-04 @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/4zm6OwGFoC 6091 886737804004392960 2017-07-16 20:02:21-04 @darth @pourmecoffee PUPVERSE 6092 886736727519395840 2017-07-16 19:58:05-04 same tbh https://t.co/4gVUlXdbjo 6093 886736637966901250 2017-07-16 19:57:43-04 @sophiekleeman @Slade no this is good 6094 886723788200710144 2017-07-16 19:06:40-04 @ImpSenatePod @heathdwilliams @britt_lee_b how is Palpatine doing anyway? 6095 886719361993646080 2017-07-16 18:49:05-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo JOSIE 6096 886718925626630144 2017-07-16 18:47:20-04 USIC has learned that UAE organized the Qatari hack that helped fuel regional crisis. (Maybe hired Russian hackers?) https://t.co/VLtala87No https://t.co/OlgGSjyHrV 6097 886713806474272768 2017-07-16 18:27:00-04 same https://t.co/dVYNvPNWHC 6098 886708512075776000 2017-07-16 18:05:58-04 @Tcann13 right next to Ahsoka's pony farm? 6099 886707319874232320 2017-07-16 18:01:13-04 ----> https://t.co/wCVX6FaHzZ 6100 886700175997235200 2017-07-16 17:32:50-04 @eleventhirtyate go on 6101 886698574943318018 2017-07-16 17:26:28-04 @JennyENicholson @piratey Thanks for making me Google "Yaoi" 6102 886697075169165312 2017-07-16 17:20:31-04 @ChuckWendig @claudiagray @msiglain @kyliu99 oh get out of here chuck 6103 886693507737538560 2017-07-16 17:06:20-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps settle down 6104 886693460182519808 2017-07-16 17:06:09-04 @claudiagray @msiglain @kyliu99 me I think 6105 886689553230290944 2017-07-16 16:50:38-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps Jesus Christ Jared 6106 886688723819266048 2017-07-16 16:47:20-04 @Morwen74 :D 6107 886687427569516545 2017-07-16 16:42:11-04 @kelseylh TROLL LEVEL EXPERT 6108 886687046731018240 2017-07-16 16:40:40-04 @msiglain @claudiagray @kyliu99 https://t.co/Z2B7SZa2nS 6109 886685072031707136 2017-07-16 16:32:49-04 @msiglain @claudiagray @kyliu99 Eagerly awaiting more news!!! 6110 886685027412705280 2017-07-16 16:32:39-04 @Wanderlustin Yes it's Han Solo and the Crystal Star 6111 886654166151692289 2017-07-16 14:30:01-04 "Without the Russian mafia, it is fair to say, Donald Trump would not be president of the United States." https://t.co/tCUuPLbK8m 6112 886650391852658688 2017-07-16 14:15:01-04 https://t.co/PaT6aoZmdB 6113 886646617478012929 2017-07-16 14:00:01-04 https://t.co/FymVJkU86J 6114 886642842235535360 2017-07-16 13:45:01-04 darth is so good https://t.co/3o83RwjLos 6115 886640826029268993 2017-07-16 13:37:00-04 tfw you realize this movie is still five months away https://t.co/9BSkRAlau0 https://t.co/hZ1VOtqhv2 6116 886639069832372224 2017-07-16 13:30:01-04 Really hope this is in the movie https://t.co/VrmwmmMo7e 6117 886637026946297856 2017-07-16 13:21:54-04 @darth @ChuckWendig DAMN IT DARTH 6118 886636636095864832 2017-07-16 13:20:21-04 @justinjm1 i mean, same 6119 886636471578488832 2017-07-16 13:19:42-04 @darth @ChuckWendig OMFG darth can you do one with me now 6120 886636281404567552 2017-07-16 13:18:57-04 @justinjm1 we had this scoop like 5 minutes before you 6121 886635289938083840 2017-07-16 13:15:00-04 VILA https://t.co/k8rzLREW3f 6122 886634260668567557 2017-07-16 13:10:55-04 @ChuckWendig that would be @heathdwilliams 6123 886633277834108929 2017-07-16 13:07:00-04 https://t.co/sM2saMDD06 6124 886632156365279233 2017-07-16 13:02:33-04 (Also, I repeat my question from last time this came up: How unaware do you have to be to think asking for this is a good idea) 6125 886631519871258624 2017-07-16 13:00:01-04 Proud to work in the same newsroom as @tarapalmeri. https://t.co/ceOrWo3kBR 6126 886630750539440129 2017-07-16 12:56:58-04 @Or_of_Order @manraysky @starwars @pablohidalgo YES 6127 886629339881758720 2017-07-16 12:51:22-04 @APBBlue @jesseberney I can't understand like half the words in this video 6128 886628006428626944 2017-07-16 12:46:04-04 @pbump is this sarcasm 6129 886627714752536576 2017-07-16 12:44:54-04 @pbump doctor who is better off without you caring about it 6130 886626726440251396 2017-07-16 12:40:58-04 @ditzkoff by then the regional governors will have direct control over their territories, so 6131 886625643487780865 2017-07-16 12:36:40-04 Global work to preserve seeds, ice cores, animal milk, etc. is truly inspiring amid daily horrors of life on Earth. https://t.co/9bGPzbmjQC https://t.co/5fE8WvUfCs 6132 886624296449318912 2017-07-16 12:31:19-04 @heathdwilliams @dan_brooks @surliestgirl @KristinBaver you're all sad 6133 886619809118658560 2017-07-16 12:13:29-04 @MarisaKabas whomst'd've is dr. when 6134 886619645742075904 2017-07-16 12:12:50-04 @MarisaKabas who is dr. what 6135 886616429130371073 2017-07-16 12:00:03-04 Hello, I am still obsessed with this Last Jedi BTS clip from yesterday. "It's a wrap!" https://t.co/9BSkRACLSA https://t.co/SsQtLppRkD 6136 886615752777846785 2017-07-16 11:57:22-04 @NoTheOtherLeft yes, christmas episode is capaldi's last 6137 886615550998216704 2017-07-16 11:56:34-04 @NoTheOtherLeft depends on how much of the current cliffhanger is resolved in the christmas episode that precedes this season 6138 886614606852087809 2017-07-16 11:52:49-04 @APBBlue You too! 6139 886614204802838529 2017-07-16 11:51:13-04 there it is https://t.co/o7ETCFAwkF 6140 886613789872934913 2017-07-16 11:49:34-04 @ChuckWendig that's...the whole show? 6141 886613324015783937 2017-07-16 11:47:43-04 Jodie Whittaker was great in Broadchurch. Recommend watching the first season if you haven't already. 6142 886612642143621120 2017-07-16 11:45:01-04 Female Doctor!!!! https://t.co/VylIFeXwnP 6143 886608869849309185 2017-07-16 11:30:01-04 48% of Americans don't trust Trump "at all" to negotiate with Putin. https://t.co/wMLCaOmNUd https://t.co/xqAqYsk9Fh 6144 886601326821552132 2017-07-16 11:00:03-04 Seems legit https://t.co/vvBQB6OeKG 6145 886594412230447104 2017-07-16 10:32:34-04 You had a full week and this is what you came up with? https://t.co/VXyp7P70WZ 6146 886590825383292930 2017-07-16 10:18:19-04 @BlakeSobczak @cspanMcArdle @cspanwj Almost didn't recognize you without the facial hair 6147 886575759216738308 2017-07-16 09:18:27-04 https://t.co/K19KwLmPOH 6148 886424947127615488 2017-07-15 23:19:11-04 @stoogey Damn 6149 886424139271204864 2017-07-15 23:15:58-04 @stoogey What happened to it? 6150 886423863197925378 2017-07-15 23:14:52-04 @BlueJaigEyes Johna you are amazing 6151 886423560411115520 2017-07-15 23:13:40-04 @Wanderlustin scary 6152 886421963354386433 2017-07-15 23:07:19-04 @jamespmanley @brianbeutler think you're letting him off too easy 6153 886421385647726594 2017-07-15 23:05:01-04 @brianbeutler settle down 6154 886420287289516032 2017-07-15 23:00:40-04 @sparksjls @kgpet23 @darth Sad! 6155 886414813827649537 2017-07-15 22:38:55-04 @greyhoundcatjo YES 6156 886413834533175297 2017-07-15 22:35:01-04 WHAT https://t.co/pUcBl0FoFT https://t.co/DE4XJdswoK 6157 886411523345829888 2017-07-15 22:25:50-04 @clubjade nvm saw your post 6158 886410695004360704 2017-07-15 22:22:33-04 @brian_nov there are, believe it or not, more important things 6159 886410500455661569 2017-07-15 22:21:46-04 @brian_nov at a wedding and then other stuff before that 6160 886410430117285888 2017-07-15 22:21:29-04 goodbye https://t.co/S6n2Haer61 6161 886409678703517696 2017-07-15 22:18:30-04 INCOHERENT SCREAMING https://t.co/9BSkRACLSA https://t.co/G7mWDrl8X6 6162 886379918195642370 2017-07-15 20:20:15-04 @pbump @sparksjls @soaringleap424 Can u not on this night 6163 886379823488274432 2017-07-15 20:19:52-04 .@darth look at Alexandra on the cake topper! #sparkswillfly17 https://t.co/n6ORJPmBeH 6164 886376716872110080 2017-07-15 20:07:32-04 .@sparksjls and @soaringleap424 ❤️❤️❤️ #sparkswillfly17 https://t.co/oaZp5q4wcy 6165 886376147960950785 2017-07-15 20:05:16-04 @clubjade please tell me you're doing a recap of whatever is happening tonight 6166 886365547138617344 2017-07-15 19:23:08-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 @darth!!!!! 6167 886354335814254593 2017-07-15 18:38:35-04 Look at the place cards at the Twitter table! #sparkswillfly17 https://t.co/OWjGvNvrdd 6168 886350733016276992 2017-07-15 18:24:17-04 .@soaringleap424 entered to The West Wing theme and they exited to Star Wars music, fyi. My kind of people. https://t.co/PrapAMDKAl 6169 886347502101962752 2017-07-15 18:11:26-04 These two!!!!!!!!! #sparkswillfly17 https://t.co/42JfRImzCn 6170 886323489501741056 2017-07-15 16:36:01-04 @ditzkoff Should have known you'd spoil something 6171 886323254608236548 2017-07-15 16:35:05-04 I am aware there was a Last Jedi BTS clip at D23 but I cannot watch it until later tonight. I will have no further comment until that time. 6172 886229890000965636 2017-07-15 10:24:05-04 Announcement about separation of NSA and Cyber Command expected "in the coming weeks," AP reports. https://t.co/EL5zchIhwR https://t.co/8CVZweFpr6 6173 886204309452595200 2017-07-15 08:42:26-04 @soaringleap424 6174 886049739053182976 2017-07-14 22:28:14-04 @caseyvaughn @darth WHAT A CUTIE 6175 886048957583036416 2017-07-14 22:25:08-04 I always feel like I'm in an action movie when it starts beeping. https://t.co/Bh7siypBW0 6176 886029462260920320 2017-07-14 21:07:40-04 @ditzkoff i want to die 6177 886027854839984129 2017-07-14 21:01:16-04 @ditzkoff wait is this the sun valley thing 6178 886027539147370496 2017-07-14 21:00:01-04 ICYMI folks, the cyber is so big and huge and @Cory_Bennett and I wrote about it https://t.co/hLwtOE80iZ 6179 886023900282445825 2017-07-14 20:45:34-04 @nicolecieux about as on-brand as it gets for you 6180 886021362808229889 2017-07-14 20:35:29-04 @AshCrossan ZUVIO IS STALKING YOU 6181 886020914994872320 2017-07-14 20:33:42-04 @nicolecieux he's doing the thing again https://t.co/MwBiyZQbMR 6182 886020705057484800 2017-07-14 20:32:52-04 @nicolecieux @JerryBrownGov WELFARE mix 6183 886018857235865600 2017-07-14 20:25:31-04 @nicolecieux @JerryBrownGov ALL cats 6184 886009785501593601 2017-07-14 19:49:28-04 @pwnallthethings I've actually only gotten two or three of what you'd expect 6185 886009633697038336 2017-07-14 19:48:52-04 @RobertoCSada @chrislhayes @jbarro @McClatchyDC That could've come from someone outside the team who was briefed on its work. Only someone on the team itself could say what it didn't know. 6186 886009008393465857 2017-07-14 19:46:23-04 @chrislhayes @jbarro So who provided info that FBI didn't know of Don Jr. meeting? How would someone outside Mueller's FBI team know/think that? 6187 886007353300144128 2017-07-14 19:39:48-04 @TaraVodihn @darth GUS YOU GOOD BOY YOU 6188 886005349278515200 2017-07-14 19:31:51-04 https://t.co/AS4vT4sTYm 6189 885998820592685057 2017-07-14 19:05:54-04 @admiraljello jay 6190 885997336052154370 2017-07-14 19:00:00-04 ok https://t.co/GHG47CRhXK https://t.co/gajK7D8VCT 6191 885993563342950401 2017-07-14 18:45:01-04 Our story: @TomBossert45 explains Trump's Russia cyber dialogue & @ElyKahn @R_D @CTFinan discuss the road ahead. https://t.co/zhiTZUq2hb https://t.co/a8UZg1uJF6 6192 885992042958131200 2017-07-14 18:38:58-04 @Wanderlustin hi being a dick i'm eric 6193 885990366029262848 2017-07-14 18:32:18-04 @Wanderlustin no saf it's wreck it ralph 2 6194 885989787869601792 2017-07-14 18:30:00-04 Those are microphones, not flowers, btw https://t.co/nhW6QEfMp5 6195 885989417839722496 2017-07-14 18:28:32-04 @amy_geek Anthony Daniels voice?? 6196 885988864086728706 2017-07-14 18:26:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux countercounterpoint: he's dead on the couch from choking on a cheez-it 6197 885986670235062272 2017-07-14 18:17:37-04 @selenalarson @wordsinbetween @WestWingWeekly @darth yep this is good 6198 885985767327240193 2017-07-14 18:14:02-04 @selenalarson @wordsinbetween @WestWingWeekly i actually kinda love that, cc @darth 6199 885985709521285125 2017-07-14 18:13:48-04 AYFKM https://t.co/7M2zZVajAm https://t.co/HMxpNFlCh9 6200 885985472773804034 2017-07-14 18:12:52-04 @selenalarson @wordsinbetween @WestWingWeekly INCREDIBLE i love your sister 6201 885983056657514501 2017-07-14 18:03:16-04 @wordsinbetween @WestWingWeekly YINZ?? 6202 885982543769632769 2017-07-14 18:01:13-04 @nicolecieux @brian_nov No 6203 885982480012115968 2017-07-14 18:00:58-04 Is it time to start asking whether we can trust the work of translators who make clear their admiration for such a deceitful person? https://t.co/zJZ05soMy4 6204 885980595196657665 2017-07-14 17:53:29-04 @darth Omg 6205 885979499829092354 2017-07-14 17:49:08-04 Christ. https://t.co/a33HnsWEnU 6206 885978493212864513 2017-07-14 17:45:08-04 @nicolecieux Why are you 6207 885970636589457410 2017-07-14 17:13:54-04 White House leaves door open to U.S.-Russia cyber "dialogue": https://t.co/qXg6cPFaca Story by @Cory_Bennett and me w/ expert analysis 6208 885969042690985984 2017-07-14 17:07:34-04 @LaneWinree @clubjade @admiraljello @nancipants @brian_nov I just assume he always wears the gloves 6209 885968379366039561 2017-07-14 17:04:56-04 @KatieBoWill are you cold and hungry 6210 885967504471883778 2017-07-14 17:01:28-04 @robertjpeterson @adamgoldmanNYT LOL 6211 885967334942404609 2017-07-14 17:00:47-04 Seems like someone with no concerning Kremlin ties whatsoever https://t.co/P2TOeR0hXQ https://t.co/rwAFRzudrm 6212 885963153066139650 2017-07-14 16:44:10-04 @soaringleap424 i am tbh 6213 885143188377415681 2017-07-12 10:25:55-04 @daveweigel my favorite thing about this era is people pretending to understand cybersecurity 6214 885838800110465024 2017-07-14 08:30:02-04 Climate-science-denying House Science Cmte chairman organized secret Arctic CODEL but won't talk about it. https://t.co/nrbcopqIHe https://t.co/HxtfTysNRC 6215 884594601423761408 2017-07-10 22:06:02-04 We are living in a god-damn simulation https://t.co/creH3PclEV 6216 884056810256302080 2017-07-09 10:29:03-04 "Impenetrable"??? https://t.co/BAk8LV8e1w 6217 884500072653877248 2017-07-10 15:50:25-04 "Pentagon officials on Monday said they knew nothing about how the ceasefire was being monitored or enforced." https://t.co/llGd4sASlo https://t.co/pV9g8e3FX6 6218 885953896950239232 2017-07-14 16:07:23-04 @DanielKennedyDK @mikeryan wow 6219 885949936596135936 2017-07-14 15:51:39-04 https://t.co/eIeuY6bczT 6220 885949544537755648 2017-07-14 15:50:06-04 @DanielKennedyDK dang 6221 885945928171048964 2017-07-14 15:35:44-04 @ASankin @SwiftOnSecurity @fmanjoo #sweepstakes 6222 885945813352017920 2017-07-14 15:35:16-04 @WilliamTurton wait @SwiftOnSecurity is this true??? 6223 885945247632674816 2017-07-14 15:33:01-04 @gregotto thank you 6224 885945229337128961 2017-07-14 15:32:57-04 @NickBaumann @ashleyfeinberg @WilliamTurton i wish you wouldn't do this 6225 885944877711859712 2017-07-14 15:31:33-04 @MarisaKabas shoulda figured you were perennially thirsty 6226 885944844375511040 2017-07-14 15:31:25-04 @ashleyfeinberg @WilliamTurton @NickBaumann nick don't tweet it 6227 885944663454220289 2017-07-14 15:30:42-04 never tweet https://t.co/3TmGfsTrFD 6228 885943999974043648 2017-07-14 15:28:04-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @ericjgeller no fuck you both 6229 885943985436577793 2017-07-14 15:28:00-04 @MarisaKabas literal thirst or 6230 885943952737796096 2017-07-14 15:27:53-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov want to be clear: i deliberately liked that tweet to mess up the number 6231 885943739402858496 2017-07-14 15:27:02-04 @MarisaKabas why are you doing that 6232 885943716401344517 2017-07-14 15:26:56-04 @GlennThrush what the hell is a queque 6233 885943590358323200 2017-07-14 15:26:26-04 @MarisaKabas fair 6234 885943384506077184 2017-07-14 15:25:37-04 @MarisaKabas marisa 6235 885943358987939840 2017-07-14 15:25:31-04 @dznyc my point wasn't about the policy view my point was about this rando's description of it 6236 885943171657732096 2017-07-14 15:24:46-04 @NickBaumann Yeah but usually through likes and retweets. Not through quote tweets. This is a new form of aggression. 6237 885943096302866433 2017-07-14 15:24:28-04 @fmanjoo the caps really sell it 6238 885942987544555520 2017-07-14 15:24:02-04 @DanielKennedyDK looks flat 6239 885942933911982080 2017-07-14 15:23:50-04 @NickBaumann Nick! Not you too! 6240 885942635676020736 2017-07-14 15:22:39-04 @adamgoldmanNYT please give me time to post a statement about my attendance first 6241 885942513973985281 2017-07-14 15:22:10-04 @HowellONeill crowverlords 6242 885942483162714112 2017-07-14 15:22:02-04 @Shoebox6 smart 6243 885942341844029441 2017-07-14 15:21:28-04 @HarleyPeyton Oh fun! 6244 885942295194996736 2017-07-14 15:21:17-04 As a general rule, if your Twitter bio is 95% hashtags, you are probably not worth listening to. 6245 885941999534301187 2017-07-14 15:20:07-04 @sparksjls I mean this is what I am saying Jason 6246 885941906768883714 2017-07-14 15:19:45-04 Wray basically ducked the Q and said he wanted a solution that worked for everyone (which is impossible). That's not what a gray area is. 6247 885941615344443392 2017-07-14 15:18:35-04 There are gray areas in cyber policy but Wray was talking about encryption and the term "gray area" doesn't apply to what he said. 6248 885941271528964096 2017-07-14 15:17:13-04 @aedwardslevy holy shit @ditzkoff gets absolutely rekt here 6249 885941014489387008 2017-07-14 15:16:12-04 @heathdwilliams lolololololololol 6250 885940719071973380 2017-07-14 15:15:02-04 I have never heard of this person who calls himself "The Cyber Guy" and his comment at the end is complete gibberish https://t.co/7sI6qtdG39 6251 885939793921757185 2017-07-14 15:11:21-04 @JaredRizzi hmph 6252 885938712798011394 2017-07-14 15:07:03-04 @AshCrossan Ashley I love you 6253 885938685895737344 2017-07-14 15:06:57-04 @JaredRizzi remind me never to reply to your emails 6254 885937130815590401 2017-07-14 15:00:46-04 @AaronBlake @pbump @terri_rupar how do you two work with philip without screaming all the time 6255 885936942176776192 2017-07-14 15:00:01-04 This sorta says it all: Whites say life is worse for them than 50 years ago (54-28), blacks say life is better (58-17). https://t.co/qJyusJecbL 6256 885935802127196162 2017-07-14 14:55:29-04 @BlakeSobczak @cspanwj !! 6257 885935749476081665 2017-07-14 14:55:17-04 @pablohidalgo I just hope I see a good male-led DC movie before I reach my grave 6258 885933165910659073 2017-07-14 14:45:01-04 Two Corinthians https://t.co/ctBGHfRL7J 6259 885931700286521344 2017-07-14 14:39:11-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @ashleyfeinberg @IMAX Don't 6260 885931363395883008 2017-07-14 14:37:51-04 @ashleyfeinberg @IMAX ashley please they just want to present immersive movies 6261 885929391431221248 2017-07-14 14:30:01-04 oh my god https://t.co/xeOSf0ymIw 6262 885925617069428737 2017-07-14 14:15:01-04 omfg https://t.co/bfEIwe50Aa 6263 885921850131218433 2017-07-14 14:00:03-04 Hmmmm, who to believe https://t.co/uImYldjwNQ 6264 885918478502424576 2017-07-14 13:46:39-04 @morningmoneyben CUTIE 6265 885918287321759744 2017-07-14 13:45:53-04 @HowellONeill mine was good! 6266 885918116672417793 2017-07-14 13:45:13-04 @darth omg how did you get past security 6267 885918067204771841 2017-07-14 13:45:01-04 C Y BUZZFEED NEWS E REALLY COOL OPPORTUNITY https://t.co/Hxap8QyqgM 6268 885918008576815105 2017-07-14 13:44:47-04 @heathdwilliams wow rip 6269 885917782445088768 2017-07-14 13:43:53-04 @heathdwilliams I think you can just climb on it if you don't mind being kicked out of the park 6270 885914292737933314 2017-07-14 13:30:01-04 Ravens are going to take over. https://t.co/Mbtq73Rlnh https://t.co/XO7ksXhrZJ 6271 885913371123613697 2017-07-14 13:26:21-04 @DannyPirtle19 !!!! https://t.co/hjT3t9hIBX 6272 885910755261984768 2017-07-14 13:15:58-04 @ashleyfeinberg Don Jr. took off his mask, he was Hillary the whole time 6273 885909909342220288 2017-07-14 13:12:36-04 @NoahCRothman how tuned would you say this machine is 6274 885907013045190656 2017-07-14 13:01:05-04 @nycsouthpaw dang 6275 885906753677864962 2017-07-14 13:00:04-04 @nycsouthpaw I enjoy you tweeting about cyber 6276 885906749512966150 2017-07-14 13:00:03-04 Great story by @BlakeSobczak: "DHS sorts through 'mountain' of data on energy cyberthreat" https://t.co/62opGK5muV 6277 885906617253978113 2017-07-14 12:59:31-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams no, I think jtraoi 6278 885906435904868358 2017-07-14 12:58:48-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate this is hot to me 6279 885905450822230017 2017-07-14 12:54:53-04 @eleventhirtyate Mickey and Minnie 6280 885902237247164416 2017-07-14 12:42:07-04 Source called hack victim "probably the top intel guy in the entire USG on Russia. He knows more than anybody about what’s going on there." 6281 885902059471503360 2017-07-14 12:41:24-04 .@ForeignPolicy reports on hack of top govt Russia expert: https://t.co/JBdjZ2qAY9 Story also has internal DHS report on think tank hacking. https://t.co/e9MdZxNB2A 6282 885901045636923392 2017-07-14 12:37:23-04 @vermontgmg @DaveSilberman Ha! 6283 885894927988793344 2017-07-14 12:13:04-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @tarapalmeri wow 6284 885894880748240897 2017-07-14 12:12:53-04 Bossert wouldn't say if China was abiding by cyber deal with U.S. but said he thinks they "have the resolve to meet that commitment." https://t.co/NECB0CbxW1 6285 885894499750166528 2017-07-14 12:11:22-04 Homeland Security Adviser Tom Bossert on AF1: Trump never envisioned a cyber partnership w/ Russia, I will work w/ him to plan next steps. https://t.co/nrlMnN0FDs 6286 885887618839400448 2017-07-14 11:44:01-04 @JaredRizzi @tarapalmeri thanks friend 6287 885881947486072835 2017-07-14 11:21:29-04 @JaredRizzi @tarapalmeri Watch The Americans 6288 885881567817629697 2017-07-14 11:19:59-04 @darth @mat @BuzzFeedNews I might have someone in mind...need to check with them. 6289 885877628611293188 2017-07-14 11:04:20-04 @nycsouthpaw Who is this? 6290 885875976479145984 2017-07-14 10:57:46-04 @darth https://t.co/bq381AFU2Z 6291 885875623884926976 2017-07-14 10:56:22-04 So now a Russian hacker was present at the Don Jr./Kushner/Manafort meeting with the Russian government attorney https://t.co/ighZYJo95N 6292 885874236392386560 2017-07-14 10:50:51-04 @darth Damn it autocorrect changed Chambre to Chamber 6293 885873559465332737 2017-07-14 10:48:09-04 @darth "You are in ze, how you say, Chamber du Situation" 6294 885872018620657664 2017-07-14 10:42:02-04 Important story. https://t.co/XwF3wkK3ff 6295 885865477821661184 2017-07-14 10:16:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 Yes 6296 885861453743366146 2017-07-14 10:00:03-04 Happy Bastille Day to everyone, including the haters and losers. 6297 885859691145953285 2017-07-14 09:53:03-04 lol https://t.co/zM61IwBVpi 6298 885859449516285952 2017-07-14 09:52:05-04 @DannyPirtle19 F uuuuuu 6299 885859325817835521 2017-07-14 09:51:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 You're awful 6300 885858664451592193 2017-07-14 09:48:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 Fake News 6301 885858177853599744 2017-07-14 09:47:02-04 @DannyPirtle19 Also you misspelled "scheduled" 6302 885858125630365699 2017-07-14 09:46:50-04 @Bing_Chris @samehlinger @emmadoubleu Please don't make fun of my selfie 6303 885857550377340929 2017-07-14 09:44:33-04 @DannyPirtle19 You were an hour off 6304 885857274169884672 2017-07-14 09:43:27-04 @libbycwatson Second one is too cute!!!! 6305 885857216653389825 2017-07-14 09:43:13-04 Is there anyone who didn't attend this meeting? Raise your hand. https://t.co/AEevwcQhTO 6306 885854869273423872 2017-07-14 09:33:53-04 @pbump Not necessarily 6307 885854561075945472 2017-07-14 09:32:40-04 @pbump Yes he is 6308 885853902331142146 2017-07-14 09:30:03-04 Australian PM proposes mandating encryption backdoors, says Australian law trumps law of mathematics. https://t.co/TdQks63rz5 https://t.co/hXMDJPqFSy 6309 885850744158654464 2017-07-14 09:17:30-04 @dnvolz 6310 885841736731373570 2017-07-14 08:41:42-04 @morningmoneyben Terminator Prime 6311 885837011105525760 2017-07-14 08:22:56-04 ... https://t.co/sg3GCh9tbT 6312 885833117629636608 2017-07-14 08:07:27-04 @nicolecieux YAY I did a pun 6313 885831245011320832 2017-07-14 08:00:01-04 Well then! https://t.co/irercsoTss 6314 885830441021968384 2017-07-14 07:56:49-04 @GlennThrush emails mention clearing two people past security, so I guess this was that 6315 885702749459013636 2017-07-13 23:29:25-04 @nicolecieux do you get it 6316 885702716122648577 2017-07-13 23:29:17-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @Stephen_Kent89 no i'm the own judge and these are owns 6317 885693941227687969 2017-07-13 22:54:25-04 @nicolecieux you're sew rude 6318 885693033013968896 2017-07-13 22:50:49-04 @nicolecieux no we'll share the tent but have separate sleeping bags mine will be bb8 yours will be malikili 6319 885692360356712450 2017-07-13 22:48:08-04 @nicolecieux we can get a tent and share it 6320 885691998925148161 2017-07-13 22:46:42-04 ... https://t.co/ALr9gOJm6H 6321 885691765990318080 2017-07-13 22:45:47-04 @nicolecieux nic will u journey to sw land with me 6322 885690935652356096 2017-07-13 22:42:29-04 @ddiamond no I'm actually good at Twitter 6323 885690691694809088 2017-07-13 22:41:30-04 @ddiamond settle down 6324 885690541970780161 2017-07-13 22:40:55-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams https://t.co/kOVjDYiVFw 6325 885690313616093184 2017-07-13 22:40:00-04 @eleventhirtyate @Stephen_Kent89 @heathdwilliams remember when you thought this was a screen https://t.co/M9pR37AjAO 6326 885689080373272576 2017-07-13 22:35:06-04 @eleventhirtyate @Stephen_Kent89 @heathdwilliams I wish you wouldn't 6327 885688293219807233 2017-07-13 22:31:59-04 @eleventhirtyate @Stephen_Kent89 https://t.co/MvBhlQrE6Y https://t.co/GSQ5gFnGB7 https://t.co/Xr3UhBn3B2 https://t.co/HY1XiYU7sN 6328 885687727508815872 2017-07-13 22:29:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @Stephen_Kent89 i knew it was a model but you get owned so often i didn't want to be rude 6329 885687429289701376 2017-07-13 22:28:33-04 If you look closely on the right you can see me spending all my money https://t.co/oLqSL8zzMH 6330 885687157188329472 2017-07-13 22:27:28-04 @eleventhirtyate @Stephen_Kent89 if you could just die that would be wonderful 6331 885686219203633156 2017-07-13 22:23:44-04 I want to go there now https://t.co/rWVyndkbHU 6332 885685464266665986 2017-07-13 22:20:44-04 @EmmaSpecter @SRyanKaye in our rush to do what we could, we never stopped to consider whether we should 6333 885684609979121666 2017-07-13 22:17:20-04 @darth darth, c'est francais! zut alor! 6334 885684026195025921 2017-07-13 22:15:01-04 Woof https://t.co/WSeOAyTit2 6335 885683813136969728 2017-07-13 22:14:10-04 @selenalarson also like every rationalization of college rapists 6336 885683200424542208 2017-07-13 22:11:44-04 @nahaltoosi hahahahahah 6337 885682100371955712 2017-07-13 22:07:22-04 @michejaw yep 6338 885681986421084160 2017-07-13 22:06:55-04 @chaosbria @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux bria why do you hate me 6339 885680246397251585 2017-07-13 22:00:00-04 Four Democratic senators tell senior State Dept official about to meet w/ Russians not to return seized compounds: https://t.co/AsBkAAMXrm https://t.co/YO3Q7HPYUI 6340 885679101847142400 2017-07-13 21:55:27-04 @GermainLussier their guns don't work, so you could probably rush them 6341 885678999732715520 2017-07-13 21:55:03-04 @Chiqee @darth wow is that ever a dog 6342 885678897223917569 2017-07-13 21:54:38-04 @ChuckWendig your mind isn't that smart 6343 885678851707342848 2017-07-13 21:54:28-04 @darth @ChuckWendig at least the chyron is better 6344 885678533955268608 2017-07-13 21:53:12-04 @ChuckWendig did you make this 6345 885678207449563136 2017-07-13 21:51:54-04 @ChuckWendig I AM NOT A CORGI 6346 885678108199841792 2017-07-13 21:51:30-04 @ColinKahl Then again, when I look at the new DCCC bumper sticker slogans I start thinking Democrats might be this incompetent 6347 885677647740768256 2017-07-13 21:49:40-04 @ChuckWendig let it go let it goooooooooo 6348 885676471661895680 2017-07-13 21:45:00-04 Interesting read. https://t.co/KrqmznO1Z9 6349 885676181483380737 2017-07-13 21:43:51-04 @_jeremygray @darth oh my god 6350 885674940724391936 2017-07-13 21:38:55-04 @darth omfg 6351 885673798061740032 2017-07-13 21:34:23-04 @blivengo @Tcann13 @AgentKallus77 @HolocronKeeper I have the honor of being your obedient agent – A. "Hot" Kallus 6352 885673469995778048 2017-07-13 21:33:04-04 @MalwareJake feel like it would break off during close-confines movement 6353 885672696687800321 2017-07-13 21:30:00-04 This guy seems like a real charmer! https://t.co/Bb33gI7h0w 6354 885672061804453888 2017-07-13 21:27:29-04 @eleventhirtyate well, I asked for this 6355 885670712970817536 2017-07-13 21:22:07-04 @MalwareJake what the hell is on the front of that gun 6356 885666511041564676 2017-07-13 21:05:25-04 @eleventhirtyate yeah that'll work 6357 885665557802082304 2017-07-13 21:01:38-04 tfw there's gonna be something about Star Wars: The Last Jedi at D23 on Saturday but the panel where it will happen isn't being livestreamed https://t.co/JHs3Ogw4bc 6358 885665210245238784 2017-07-13 21:00:15-04 @JennyENicholson oh no 6359 885663544074809345 2017-07-13 20:53:38-04 @nicolecieux do you ever take a night off 6360 885656493714001921 2017-07-13 20:25:37-04 https://t.co/F7YgXhfYPr 6361 885653928028897281 2017-07-13 20:15:25-04 "One senior administration official suggested that two aides from the communications shop be dedicated just to updating chyrons." https://t.co/EwXPcrKYBG 6362 885646222412959744 2017-07-13 19:44:48-04 @Wanderlustin @amy_geek what if it's avatar 6363 885645696082337792 2017-07-13 19:42:43-04 @pbump ... 6364 885645023940939780 2017-07-13 19:40:02-04 @pbump congrats 6365 885644992362033152 2017-07-13 19:39:55-04 @rhhackett that's exactly what a phisherman would say 6366 885644314893832193 2017-07-13 19:37:13-04 @chaosbria @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux circling back here 6367 885644280009814016 2017-07-13 19:37:05-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin well that's rude 6368 885643555406049284 2017-07-13 19:34:12-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade absolutely brutally rekt 6369 885643226572566528 2017-07-13 19:32:54-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate https://t.co/8iQDCtMuXw 6370 885642990034747393 2017-07-13 19:31:57-04 @VileZero Nooooooooo Jo 6371 885640419664592896 2017-07-13 19:21:45-04 @eleventhirtyate ahhhh 6372 885640179578531840 2017-07-13 19:20:47-04 @eleventhirtyate also isn't the answer to your first tweet "no" since they haven't changed it 6373 885639091706114049 2017-07-13 19:16:28-04 @eleventhirtyate What is "No Sympathy"? 6374 885635958900752384 2017-07-13 19:04:01-04 Late GOP operative who tried to get Clinton's emails from Russian hackers committed suicide, records show. https://t.co/g1DQBnbcmy https://t.co/7lOlhCfsTy 6375 885628615907565569 2017-07-13 18:34:50-04 @VileZero welcome to marriage 6376 885627460297134080 2017-07-13 18:30:15-04 @sophiekleeman @caleweissman see yourself out 6377 885626437960699904 2017-07-13 18:26:11-04 Nothing sketchy about this! https://t.co/tDPhPHlBO6 6378 885626107424374784 2017-07-13 18:24:52-04 @sophiekleeman @caleweissman u should leave 6379 885625709640732673 2017-07-13 18:23:17-04 @sophiekleeman it's really good 6380 885625275433836546 2017-07-13 18:21:34-04 @sophiekleeman I tweeted this joke first if you deduct Cale 6381 885625149227245569 2017-07-13 18:21:04-04 @MatthewNussbaum oh sorry didn't realize who wrote it i will undo my RT 6382 885624167432847361 2017-07-13 18:17:10-04 @morningmoneyben @kelseylh Yes you are! Yes you are! 6383 885623522634199040 2017-07-13 18:14:36-04 @kelseylh @morningmoneyben Ben is a high quality person 6384 885623469253251072 2017-07-13 18:14:23-04 @morningmoneyben @kelseylh Ben I love you 6385 885623180240486401 2017-07-13 18:13:14-04 @kelseylh Yes 6386 885623155129298944 2017-07-13 18:13:08-04 @DannyPirtle19 Typical 6387 885622864002646021 2017-07-13 18:11:59-04 More like Marc Crassowitz tbh https://t.co/ADcJkuJj2f 6388 885622381284339713 2017-07-13 18:10:04-04 @DannyPirtle19 Just ... damn it 6389 885621669292855296 2017-07-13 18:07:14-04 @tayhatmaker I am a corvid Taylor 6390 885621377222545409 2017-07-13 18:06:05-04 @tayhatmaker Can't spell "corvid" without "Obama" 6391 885621230388293633 2017-07-13 18:05:30-04 Great story ---> https://t.co/slwFSliKeP 6392 885620613196513280 2017-07-13 18:03:02-04 @darth @Hasbro Yes! I'm so mad https://t.co/iPeaYn0F80 6393 885620406698356738 2017-07-13 18:02:13-04 @darth Yeah it's actually been Jim Comey this whole time 6394 885620036391587841 2017-07-13 18:00:45-04 @darth Does Barron have a lawyer 6395 885618940499685376 2017-07-13 17:56:24-04 @darth DARTH 6396 885616073369833472 2017-07-13 17:45:00-04 Hot potato https://t.co/cLmTtzjJDm 6397 885615466579886083 2017-07-13 17:42:35-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw Probably 6398 885615333243064320 2017-07-13 17:42:04-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw JARED 6399 885614285212315648 2017-07-13 17:37:54-04 @Wanderlustin Nvm I clicked through 6400 885614172289064961 2017-07-13 17:37:27-04 @Wanderlustin I don't understand 6401 885614096787402757 2017-07-13 17:37:09-04 A work day that still wasn't over at 10pm! How horrible! Does he know what a Trump White House reporter's work day is like? https://t.co/CAfXIz2AZ4 6402 885613227589029888 2017-07-13 17:33:42-04 @Wanderlustin what is going on 6403 885612306180300801 2017-07-13 17:30:02-04 Trump says he wouldn't dream of eliminating Russia sanctions unless he gets a great deal. https://t.co/nmKd7dpLax https://t.co/k5crIzMCBh 6404 885610882683858946 2017-07-13 17:24:22-04 @libbycwatson MEERKAT 6405 885608524113256448 2017-07-13 17:15:00-04 "That shit not cray" – WH official https://t.co/MQ4DsTTwLi 6406 885606618725056514 2017-07-13 17:07:26-04 @ashleyfeinberg he's gonna be on you ashley 6407 885606577889312774 2017-07-13 17:07:16-04 @senatorshoshana It is! 6408 885606006226595841 2017-07-13 17:05:00-04 @JaredRizzi what 6409 885605785568509957 2017-07-13 17:04:07-04 @senatorshoshana It's good advice! 6410 885605723694125056 2017-07-13 17:03:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @brian_nov @heathdwilliams no stop 6411 885605691079237632 2017-07-13 17:03:45-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft WOW 6412 885605585818963968 2017-07-13 17:03:20-04 @senatorshoshana "Democrat" is not an adjective 6413 885605427093876738 2017-07-13 17:02:42-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @brian_nov owned 6414 885605155533729792 2017-07-13 17:01:37-04 Needless to say, this is not how an American president's personal lawyer usually behaves. 6415 885604755057369093 2017-07-13 17:00:02-04 "Trump Lawyer Marc Kasowitz Threatens Stranger in Emails: 'Watch Your Back , Bitch'" https://t.co/ZwiFWYYStP https://t.co/NrxJUwX738 6416 885604333009743872 2017-07-13 16:58:21-04 @JaredRizzi never 6417 885603867328745473 2017-07-13 16:56:30-04 @bhower1138 @heathdwilliams wait who is that supposed to be with the mic 6418 885603358505140226 2017-07-13 16:54:29-04 @JaredRizzi i don't think that's his email signature 6419 885602844744790016 2017-07-13 16:52:26-04 @steadyeddy15 @nycsouthpaw he will be on you 6420 885602696753025024 2017-07-13 16:51:51-04 @Susan_Hennessey "I'm on you" 6421 885599716079132672 2017-07-13 16:40:00-04 Trump brags that he raised hacking with Putin. "Most of the papers said I'd never bring it up." https://t.co/jqaPDWnO3g 6422 885598955576446976 2017-07-13 16:36:59-04 @DeeGoots It was a typo, per the WH. 6423 885597286134415361 2017-07-13 16:30:21-04 @Bing_Chris @frankentele @AlecJRoss @POTUS In related news, I will now postulate that I'm the sexiest person alive 6424 885595947694268416 2017-07-13 16:25:02-04 ... https://t.co/WmW6ujZ7fU 6425 885590484390993921 2017-07-13 16:03:19-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/qEUkn7AhnG 6426 885587136807919617 2017-07-13 15:50:01-04 this cat is not mad he is just disappointed https://t.co/9sJ7iBaicX 6427 885585513758982144 2017-07-13 15:43:34-04 @ohheygreat with a face like that I am not surprised 6428 885585316555501571 2017-07-13 15:42:47-04 @JaredRizzi I tried to read this as a limerick at first and it did not work 6429 885585119796264960 2017-07-13 15:42:00-04 [citation needed] https://t.co/CE347nXHXB 6430 885584889701117952 2017-07-13 15:41:05-04 @ohheygreat lumpy is not mad he is just disappointed tbh leah 6431 885584478873280512 2017-07-13 15:39:27-04 @ohheygreat @darth I just may do that Leah tbh 6432 885584116527353856 2017-07-13 15:38:01-04 @ohheygreat @darth how is that not your reaction image to literally everything on twitter 6433 885584048814510081 2017-07-13 15:37:45-04 @paigelav @dlberes JESUS 6434 885583750964367360 2017-07-13 15:36:34-04 @ohheygreat @darth is that fourth picture even real 6435 885583651223863297 2017-07-13 15:36:10-04 @dlberes @paigelav seconded 6436 885583489789284352 2017-07-13 15:35:31-04 @paigelav PICKLE 6437 885583358939418624 2017-07-13 15:35:00-04 This is absolutely ~bonkers~ and I love it https://t.co/fC2d5KuO2l 6438 885583244762206208 2017-07-13 15:34:33-04 @paigelav THIS DOG IS PERFECT 6439 885582764271075328 2017-07-13 15:32:38-04 @ohheygreat @darth lumpy is regal af 6440 885582373387198466 2017-07-13 15:31:05-04 @ohheygreat @darth OH MY GOD 6441 885582310174797825 2017-07-13 15:30:50-04 1. POTUS calls his former campaign manager "the other one" 2. "Playing with his iPhone"!! 3. "Don is...a good boy." ?? https://t.co/WnNFQRhG8a 6442 885581793310760962 2017-07-13 15:28:47-04 @ohheygreat @darth how did he communicate the name to you 6443 885581452536139776 2017-07-13 15:27:26-04 @ohheygreat @darth THERE ARE NO PANTALOONS 6444 885581356146753536 2017-07-13 15:27:03-04 @maggieNYT https://t.co/yWnpeQrx9c 6445 885581120246513667 2017-07-13 15:26:07-04 @ohheygreat @darth also to be clear you named him after the star wars holiday special right 6446 885581057185153024 2017-07-13 15:25:51-04 @ohheygreat @darth this was unnecessary 6447 885580951908216832 2017-07-13 15:25:26-04 @DylanByers @JaredRizzi how are these two things related? 6448 885580138603307008 2017-07-13 15:22:12-04 @ohheygreat @darth that was the best part of the video 6449 885579913058824201 2017-07-13 15:21:19-04 @ohheygreat @darth pawssibly 6450 885579752618307585 2017-07-13 15:20:40-04 @ohheygreat @darth I AM CRYING 6451 885579538918502404 2017-07-13 15:19:50-04 @ohheygreat @darth whisker? i barely know her okay that was admittedly not as good 6452 885579034779947008 2017-07-13 15:17:49-04 @ohheygreat @darth thank u leah i am glad unlike darth u did not want to hurt my felines 6453 885578742084636672 2017-07-13 15:16:40-04 @ohheygreat @darth please take a video and tweet it leah pls 6454 885578420155035648 2017-07-13 15:15:23-04 @ohheygreat @darth HE KNOWS 6455 885577957628096513 2017-07-13 15:13:32-04 @darth @ohheygreat omg i am printing this out and having it framed darth 6456 885577554131902466 2017-07-13 15:11:56-04 @darth @ohheygreat please RT darth pls 6457 885577068976754690 2017-07-13 15:10:01-04 @darth @ohheygreat "how swede it is to be loved by you" — leah to her cat 6458 885576950592544770 2017-07-13 15:09:32-04 New York's hottest club is https://t.co/5jJ6mTYSar 6459 885576448408526849 2017-07-13 15:07:33-04 @ohheygreat @darth this cat would politely request that you do better, leah 6460 885575718536663040 2017-07-13 15:04:39-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @mrbowers @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate brian we're here for you 6461 885575616254423042 2017-07-13 15:04:14-04 @eleventhirtyate @brian_nov @mrbowers @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams love to be dependable 6462 885575015177093120 2017-07-13 15:01:51-04 @brian_nov @mrbowers @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate that's thing #4 brian didn't know today cc: @heathdwilliams 6463 885574075191578626 2017-07-13 14:58:07-04 @ASankin @kateconger bae: come over me: can't, ss7 vulnerabilities bae: i'm using google authenticator me: https://t.co/27NCwafi7p 6464 885573684186021890 2017-07-13 14:56:34-04 @frankthorp @mkraju this is like a really weird NatGeo cover 6465 885573572101627905 2017-07-13 14:56:07-04 @ASankin @kateconger also to truly be responsible we should use protection: a code sent to our phones 6466 885572918800941057 2017-07-13 14:53:31-04 @ASankin @kateconger i'm catholic so we have to exchange public keys first 6467 885570853873876992 2017-07-13 14:45:19-04 @BlakeSobczak Yeah, you can't meet people over Signal. 6468 885570700718858243 2017-07-13 14:44:42-04 @kateconger "sorry, your password must be longer" 6469 885567217529745408 2017-07-13 14:30:52-04 @pablohidalgo Ben Affleck was great in Ingrown Body Hair 6470 885565798881873920 2017-07-13 14:25:14-04 @pablohidalgo If only there were some technical mechanism on Twitter that allowed me to direct comments at particular people 6471 885564987665666048 2017-07-13 14:22:00-04 "The rare Trump appointment that is actually making scientists very happy" https://t.co/IxhrWDBPcP https://t.co/5hvyohBot6 6472 885564295299432450 2017-07-13 14:19:15-04 @chaosbria @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux If you preface his name w/ "Hot" it's "Hot A Kallus" like "Hottay" 6473 885562108418691076 2017-07-13 14:10:34-04 @TheApexFan @nicolecieux @starwars also love her 6474 885561188641378306 2017-07-13 14:06:54-04 @jbarro so, a meteor strike 6475 885561098786787328 2017-07-13 14:06:33-04 @nicolecieux @starwars i love her too 6476 885560710239047681 2017-07-13 14:05:00-04 @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate "Easy A" 6477 885559764054413312 2017-07-13 14:01:15-04 @VISHANTIS @eleventhirtyate this is incredible 6478 885559705615159297 2017-07-13 14:01:01-04 @mj_lee @maggieNYT congrats @byrdinator 6479 885559450609700864 2017-07-13 14:00:00-04 For those who are still curious about this situation: We recently got a new kind of tuna salad and it's pretty good. https://t.co/wlJLMv0zPG 6480 885559345299296256 2017-07-13 13:59:35-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria what a rube he is 6481 885558548406697985 2017-07-13 13:56:25-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @chaosbria I don't know anything because I'm not old enough to read about the Mary Jane 6482 885558389333385216 2017-07-13 13:55:47-04 @nicolecieux @starwars i love you 6483 885558286124277760 2017-07-13 13:55:22-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates KRISTEN 6484 885558040329691137 2017-07-13 13:54:24-04 @heathdwilliams NOPE 6485 885557836088037380 2017-07-13 13:53:35-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @chaosbria brian 6486 885557821290541056 2017-07-13 13:53:32-04 @LillianSkye_ omfg 6487 885557135018479617 2017-07-13 13:50:48-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria omg 6488 885556836799311874 2017-07-13 13:49:37-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria what is the duke's favored 'shake 6489 885556632930877440 2017-07-13 13:48:48-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria MILKSHAKE DUKE 6490 885556517587603456 2017-07-13 13:48:21-04 @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria do you have airplanes in Atlanta 6491 885556207934636032 2017-07-13 13:47:07-04 @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria WHAT you haven't seen it????? 6492 885556174690693120 2017-07-13 13:46:59-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria brutal 6493 885555889834471425 2017-07-13 13:45:51-04 @brian_nov @nicolecieux @chaosbria Brian are you serious right now Eliza from Hamilton 6494 885554179690901504 2017-07-13 13:39:03-04 @heathdwilliams it's not good heath 6495 885554074225192960 2017-07-13 13:38:38-04 @heathdwilliams ... 6496 885553651040780288 2017-07-13 13:36:57-04 @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers did you make this 6497 885553129080713218 2017-07-13 13:34:53-04 @JeffYoung @brianbeutler And, again, the home team picked the lead umpire anyway! 6498 885552989674639360 2017-07-13 13:34:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @brian_nov what's a buffy 6499 885552956380250112 2017-07-13 13:34:12-04 @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate oh sorry I exclusively reply to website with criticism and corrections so I'm not used to others doing the opposite 6500 885552866513104898 2017-07-13 13:33:50-04 @heathdwilliams in most circumstances* 6501 885552838780358656 2017-07-13 13:33:44-04 @heathdwilliams better to ask for forgiveness than permission imo 6502 885552759478648837 2017-07-13 13:33:25-04 @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate xander works 6503 885552741631893505 2017-07-13 13:33:21-04 @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers f-ing a 6504 885552364375220226 2017-07-13 13:31:51-04 @eleventhirtyate well that's just rude 6505 885552134846111751 2017-07-13 13:30:56-04 @eleventhirtyate web-site 6506 885549888280215552 2017-07-13 13:22:00-04 https://t.co/l5xC7NBVBT https://t.co/RWnLoBjvHf 6507 885548985662009345 2017-07-13 13:18:25-04 .@jeffmason1, a nation turns its lonely eyes to you. https://t.co/KfJyGOb8G1 6508 885548770162876420 2017-07-13 13:17:34-04 Every day is a new adventure https://t.co/3HcOWadCqS 6509 885548534166151168 2017-07-13 13:16:37-04 Trump: Xi is a "terrific guy." "I like being with him a lot, and he's a very special person." 6510 885548402880253954 2017-07-13 13:16:06-04 Trump is asked what he thinks of Xi Jinping. Calls him a "great leader" and a "very talented man." 6511 885547574291292160 2017-07-13 13:12:49-04 @JaredRizzi thanks I know my cinema 6512 885547423778697216 2017-07-13 13:12:13-04 @JaredRizzi "He's dead — Jim." 6513 885547045230084096 2017-07-13 13:10:42-04 Trump does not address the subject of Jim but says France is "gonna be just fine, 'cause you have a great president." 6514 885546900522500096 2017-07-13 13:10:08-04 (Jim is Trump's alleged friend who said he never visits Paris anymore because it's overrun by ISIS.) 6515 885546852782931968 2017-07-13 13:09:57-04 FRENCH REPORTER ASKS TRUMP ABOUT JIM 6516 885546279685804033 2017-07-13 13:07:40-04 Macron: My policy is "not to interfere in others' domestic life." Trump: "What a good answer that is." 6517 885546186085720065 2017-07-13 13:07:18-04 Macron was asked if he thought Trump was doing enough to stand up to Russia. 6518 885546005973749760 2017-07-13 13:06:35-04 Trump blames former AG Loretta Lynch for letting the Russian attorney in the U.S., which he accidentally describes as "here." 6519 885545830031257600 2017-07-13 13:05:53-04 Trump: "As I see it, they talked about adoption and some things." 6520 885545762968535040 2017-07-13 13:05:37-04 Trump: Many people would have taken the meeting. "It's called opposition research. Or even, research into your opponent." 6521 885545684384067585 2017-07-13 13:05:18-04 Trump: Meeting was "not [with] a government lawyer but a Russian lawyer." 6522 885545602452533248 2017-07-13 13:04:58-04 Trump doesn't answer the question, which was, "Wray said the Don Jr. meeting was inappropriate, how do you respond?" 6523 885545515634577409 2017-07-13 13:04:38-04 "Think I've done a great service to the country by choosing him," Trump adds. 6524 885545469249822723 2017-07-13 13:04:27-04 Trump on Wray: "I believe that we will have a great FBI director. I think he's doing really well." 6525 885544624491724800 2017-07-13 13:01:05-04 @BlakeSobczak Amen! 6526 885544554350379008 2017-07-13 13:00:49-04 @lrozen what would Jim say! 6527 885544280160423937 2017-07-13 12:59:43-04 @RachAClark Is this Ken the page 6528 885543993106477056 2017-07-13 12:58:35-04 @AshCrossan @CMWAshby @Scott_Bromley BFF I love you 6529 885543932700090369 2017-07-13 12:58:20-04 Trump: "France helped us secure our independence. A lot of people forget." 6530 885543838600896512 2017-07-13 12:57:58-04 @RachAClark https://t.co/48yHrvUWdu 6531 885543509041836033 2017-07-13 12:56:39-04 @AshCrossan @CMWAshby @Scott_Bromley Ash how are you hungover on a Thursday at work 6532 885543448991977472 2017-07-13 12:56:25-04 @RachAClark "Who’s the best? C’est moi!" – Trump 6533 885543396093382656 2017-07-13 12:56:12-04 @GlennThrush same honestly 6534 885543209484595201 2017-07-13 12:55:28-04 @RachAClark He came from afar just to say "A lot of people don't know that" 6535 885542682080227329 2017-07-13 12:53:22-04 "France is America's first and oldest ally," Trump just said at a press conference with Macron in Paris. "A lot of people don't know that." 6536 885542197797552128 2017-07-13 12:51:27-04 @Scott_Bromley @CMWAshby @AshCrossan You can't do "Toad" for "tweet" that's not right that's not decent 6537 885541753490747392 2017-07-13 12:49:41-04 @iamfrench I guarantee you there's no problem 6538 885541204145967104 2017-07-13 12:47:30-04 @kateconger I bow down to whoever runs the Denny's Twitter 6539 885540579446149120 2017-07-13 12:45:01-04 https://t.co/u6F4dOY6IY 6540 885540474370621441 2017-07-13 12:44:36-04 @Scott_Bromley @AshCrossan Ashley don't you mean it's been Toad days 6541 885537245331116033 2017-07-13 12:31:46-04 @JennaMC_Laugh which republican lawmaker is that supposed to be tho 6542 885536806783008768 2017-07-13 12:30:01-04 ಠ_ಠ https://t.co/NUakb8QOvy 6543 885536067482521609 2017-07-13 12:27:05-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov damn 6544 885535179686764544 2017-07-13 12:23:33-04 @brian_nov oh brian 6545 885534796503560192 2017-07-13 12:22:02-04 @heathdwilliams thank you for sharing my content with your followers 6546 885534790245548032 2017-07-13 12:22:01-04 Hmmm https://t.co/US4sK8g3FL 6547 885534683001475072 2017-07-13 12:21:35-04 @MarisaKabas hahahahaha 6548 885534513899741184 2017-07-13 12:20:55-04 @heathdwilliams hard to imagine anyone being disappointed after following you you can quote me on that 6549 885534381791641600 2017-07-13 12:20:23-04 @MarisaKabas OH MY GOD 6550 885533308402237443 2017-07-13 12:16:07-04 @DeeGoots You all deserve it. You're awesome. Congrats!! 6551 885533029904424960 2017-07-13 12:15:01-04 same https://t.co/940Plv7cpD 6552 885531016961589249 2017-07-13 12:07:01-04 "We’re not seeing any evidence of a death spiral or a market collapse." https://t.co/yuGpQvKcBM 6553 885529571357011968 2017-07-13 12:01:16-04 @JoshSchwerin @TheAmericansFX I imagine this tweet hurt to write 6554 885529259330068480 2017-07-13 12:00:02-04 Why isn't @TheAmericansFX nominated in every #Emmys category 6555 885527237830758402 2017-07-13 11:52:00-04 ... https://t.co/mVtCb9f6De 6556 885526690146988032 2017-07-13 11:49:49-04 @AshCrossan @shannonpurser @Stranger_Things !! this is a big day for you BFF 6557 885526466397712386 2017-07-13 11:48:56-04 @brianklaas Not always a good use of time if you can get real answers on other subjects 6558 885526074284703746 2017-07-13 11:47:23-04 @aedwardslevy why would you make me think about this 6559 885525662924189696 2017-07-13 11:45:44-04 @brianklaas I have seen no evidence that successful pressing is possible 6560 885525481071808512 2017-07-13 11:45:01-04 This is not "on Don Jr." btw. This is a generic comment. https://t.co/Vse5aNqJ3A 6561 885525359013351424 2017-07-13 11:44:32-04 @byrdinator i expect this from @aedwardslevy 6562 885525177500610564 2017-07-13 11:43:49-04 @darth plus once the lawyers get lawyers there will need to be separate meetings just for them darth 6563 885523938104815616 2017-07-13 11:38:53-04 @ditzkoff -My Twitter Feed 6564 885523464064344065 2017-07-13 11:37:00-04 This seems like a position you wouldn't want your lawyers to be in https://t.co/ztEld6czv5 6565 885523059469320192 2017-07-13 11:35:24-04 @BradMossEsq That's...interesting. 6566 885522595390664705 2017-07-13 11:33:33-04 @aedwardslevy damn it 6567 885522127192981504 2017-07-13 11:31:41-04 @pablohidalgo @brian_nov @heathdwilliams but you admit you feel paternal toward Heath to some degree 6568 885521937962807296 2017-07-13 11:30:56-04 @pablohidalgo @brian_nov @heathdwilliams I love that Pablo is now onboard the Zuvio train with Heath 6569 885521704008556548 2017-07-13 11:30:01-04 More likely they'd have said "I'm not going to get into hypotheticals," which is what they're guaranteed to say with future hypotheticals. https://t.co/yKK0qQVIAS 6570 885521660085981184 2017-07-13 11:29:50-04 @heathdwilliams I am so happy for you 6571 885521454875463680 2017-07-13 11:29:01-04 @BradMossEsq But what's the law enforcement connection to this privacy interest? 6572 885521084279377921 2017-07-13 11:27:33-04 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams you just made heath's life 6573 885520960580980736 2017-07-13 11:27:03-04 @BradMossEsq I saw b6 but why b7c if you already have b6? 6574 885520509953347585 2017-07-13 11:25:16-04 @goodmanw @darth OH MY GOD 6575 885520277681131521 2017-07-13 11:24:21-04 @AlexParkerDC lol 6576 885519953755090944 2017-07-13 11:23:03-04 @scottdetrow Haven't seen Homecoming but really excited to see it! 6577 885519843751075841 2017-07-13 11:22:37-04 DOJ says some Sessions foreign govt info is exempt from disclosure under FOIA b7c, which relates to law enf matters. https://t.co/r4jBeBXo3I https://t.co/KxfQwP88JV 6578 885518962192261121 2017-07-13 11:19:07-04 @AlexParkerDC how do you think the people in The Village felt 6579 885518461098749952 2017-07-13 11:17:07-04 @DarthInternous have you seen DC recently? 6580 885518266046832640 2017-07-13 11:16:21-04 @eleventhirtyate @theCarrieNugent could not be more false 6581 885517867273396225 2017-07-13 11:14:46-04 @eleventhirtyate @theCarrieNugent what 6582 885517794980376576 2017-07-13 11:14:29-04 @AlexParkerDC wow I didn't even know that took place in MD! but no, extended 6583 885517613245313024 2017-07-13 11:13:45-04 Keep the lists coming folks, tell me your favorite District of Columbia Cinematic Universe films https://t.co/10DnaiWMtP 6584 885517269924708353 2017-07-13 11:12:23-04 OMG I take it back (though that guy's list is still bad) https://t.co/Nx1qmUSo3c 6585 885517131743473667 2017-07-13 11:11:50-04 @DarthInternous Heath beat you to this joke 6586 885516820874186752 2017-07-13 11:10:36-04 https://t.co/iuT5sCGWaV 6587 885516770379010049 2017-07-13 11:10:24-04 @TLHuizinga that seems about right 6588 885516493311627264 2017-07-13 11:09:18-04 @eleventhirtyate why do i even tweet with you 6589 885516121008373763 2017-07-13 11:07:49-04 @kristenkbates Kristen, thank you 6590 885516000984272896 2017-07-13 11:07:21-04 @eleventhirtyate tho I love the idea of people replying to all my tweets re: not being able to do something with "well you are literally a cyber journalist" 6591 885515916204687361 2017-07-13 11:07:01-04 This is why we are friends https://t.co/xJQrFULpij 6592 885515889495375872 2017-07-13 11:06:54-04 @eleventhirtyate this has literally nothing to do with cyber 6593 885515573068795908 2017-07-13 11:05:39-04 @eleventhirtyate I mean, literally how would I know 6594 885515523026550787 2017-07-13 11:05:27-04 @heathdwilliams I love you so much 6595 885515206058790912 2017-07-13 11:04:11-04 @eleventhirtyate Omg what if Pablo posted my tweet on a DCEU forum under a pseudonym and said "let's show this guy" 6596 885514974277357568 2017-07-13 11:03:16-04 @eleventhirtyate I am so mad 6597 885514922142167040 2017-07-13 11:03:04-04 @NoTheOtherLeft they are invalid 6598 885514721381765120 2017-07-13 11:02:16-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Get out of here with MoS 6599 885514296486187011 2017-07-13 11:00:34-04 @NoTheOtherLeft we are friends 6600 885514189736996864 2017-07-13 11:00:09-04 @DannyPirtle19 dang 6601 885514160028745728 2017-07-13 11:00:02-04 Why is this happening https://t.co/0GZn8SWtf6 6602 885513160777764864 2017-07-13 10:56:04-04 @JaredRizzi @AbsurdCertainty s t o p 6603 885513065407668226 2017-07-13 10:55:41-04 @DannyPirtle19 Just impressed they spelled all those words right 6604 885512976693952512 2017-07-13 10:55:20-04 @dog_rates @darth "yet" 6605 885512757432512512 2017-07-13 10:54:28-04 @AbsurdCertainty @JaredRizzi thank you rags man 6606 885511921658728449 2017-07-13 10:51:08-04 @JaredRizzi Autumn will soon be rebranded as Metro Can't Run bc Man on Tracks 6607 885511386708815873 2017-07-13 10:49:01-04 @Hello_Tailor <----------------- 6608 885511326377889793 2017-07-13 10:48:46-04 @dog_rates you are a force of nature dogrates 6609 885511110715215872 2017-07-13 10:47:55-04 @Hello_Tailor wow now who's sexist gavia 6610 885510877042049025 2017-07-13 10:46:59-04 @Hello_Tailor wow not all men gavia 6611 885510803889291264 2017-07-13 10:46:42-04 @ZachMontellaro This is a bigger mystery than whether there is dark matter Zach 6612 885510079868526592 2017-07-13 10:43:49-04 @kelseylh that's racist 6613 885510036826587136 2017-07-13 10:43:39-04 @darth darth this is one of my favorites tbh i mean look at your face in the third pic 6614 885509814398406657 2017-07-13 10:42:46-04 They're still going https://t.co/KvNxSXnXeA 6615 885509371735756800 2017-07-13 10:41:00-04 @kelseylh interesting routine there but what is a potahto is that like a yoga move 6616 885509314965893120 2017-07-13 10:40:47-04 @NPRKelly Collusion is the easy choice out of those three 6617 885509200968900608 2017-07-13 10:40:20-04 @brian_nov congrats 6618 885509172556595200 2017-07-13 10:40:13-04 @kelseylh how is this different from your usual routine 6619 885509023256248321 2017-07-13 10:39:37-04 @brian_nov please don't mention DC movies to me except WW 6620 885508674239811584 2017-07-13 10:38:14-04 I would have been even meaner there except Wonder Woman is actually a really good movie. 6621 885508367799726082 2017-07-13 10:37:01-04 I asked a friend a joking Q and now rando DCEU fans — who are definitely not insecure about the shittiness of their movies — are sliding in. https://t.co/i00wlu74qr 6622 885506611514556416 2017-07-13 10:30:02-04 “It’s really the one question I wish I would have asked Putin: Were you actually supporting me?" https://t.co/jwCmDFrcu7 https://t.co/QLReLtVZWw 6623 885501864418189312 2017-07-13 10:11:10-04 @Robert_Lipovsky Hi Robert, what's the best email to reach you? 6624 885500187908681728 2017-07-13 10:04:31-04 @hexlax Thanks! 6625 885496242687627264 2017-07-13 09:48:50-04 @hexlax Hi Paul, trying to reach you for a story. Can you DM me your email? 6626 885491791226654720 2017-07-13 09:31:09-04 @johnstoneing @anniesperson R2-D2 hacks things 6627 885491775850393600 2017-07-13 09:31:05-04 @ditzkoff I'm here for it 6628 885491505535655936 2017-07-13 09:30:01-04 Holy shit is there a Jawa walking around Golden Triangle https://t.co/jaqd626eTk 6629 885490835621654529 2017-07-13 09:27:21-04 @KirbAnne no one 6630 885489482644021248 2017-07-13 09:21:58-04 @pbump @anniesperson @darth you should not be allowed to tweet 6631 885488992858370049 2017-07-13 09:20:02-04 @anniesperson UTIINI 6632 885488351004020736 2017-07-13 09:17:29-04 @blakehounshell https://t.co/q314e2Q8Mr 6633 885488286860443648 2017-07-13 09:17:13-04 Like number 54 on any rationally composed list of concerns right now (which itself is concerning). https://t.co/A3xW3SSxSX 6634 885487949449711616 2017-07-13 09:15:53-04 @chaosbria Alright that's fair 6635 885487691122561029 2017-07-13 09:14:51-04 @chaosbria Hold me 6636 885487619873878021 2017-07-13 09:14:34-04 @blakehounshell Stay in your lane 6637 885486537818988545 2017-07-13 09:10:16-04 @kelseylh You're out of order 6638 885486170372796416 2017-07-13 09:08:49-04 @kelseylh Nope 6639 885483962793050114 2017-07-13 09:00:02-04 This is strange. https://t.co/DS6GMTJr7J 6640 885482847385133057 2017-07-13 08:55:36-04 @IsaacDovere MA Secretary of the Commonwealth? 6641 885482259649900544 2017-07-13 08:53:16-04 @JaredRizzi Da 6642 885481502833881088 2017-07-13 08:50:16-04 @Olivianuzzi Pin this 6643 885480178222194692 2017-07-13 08:45:00-04 When Russia sends its people, they're not sending their best https://t.co/RfDkqksAnC 6644 885476779296772096 2017-07-13 08:31:30-04 @VileZero OHHHHHHH 6645 885476164340527104 2017-07-13 08:29:03-04 @VileZero Not all of them! Bethesda, Dupont, Rosslyn... 6646 885475331427250176 2017-07-13 08:25:45-04 @heathdwilliams Good lord 6647 885475148031287296 2017-07-13 08:25:01-04 "...a majority of riders were opposed to the idea and wanted short station names that could be used as wayfinders..." https://t.co/Hue3CPkJkO 6648 885347217783095296 2017-07-12 23:56:40-04 @DeeGoots @acarboni Waru #wheresch33z 6649 885346593909735424 2017-07-12 23:54:11-04 @pablohidalgo rank your favorite DC Cinematic Universe films 6650 885344781613891584 2017-07-12 23:46:59-04 @ddale8 I still love the idea that it's Comey 6651 885339251176611840 2017-07-12 23:25:00-04 I didn't think this could get any weirder. I was wrong. https://t.co/Uw6fqlMbiI 6652 885338757779648514 2017-07-12 23:23:03-04 @JustinRYoung sorry to be the bearer of bad news 6653 885337933414359041 2017-07-12 23:19:46-04 @JustinRYoung https://t.co/D9n1ck4EJf 6654 885337591125561344 2017-07-12 23:18:25-04 @JustinRYoung They're just citing his website and tweets. For legal reasons, real campaign sites have to have a "Paid for" disclaimer, and his doesn't. 6655 885337399785607168 2017-07-12 23:17:39-04 @boofontheloose no the cable networks have little huts for WH officials to go live with the building in the background 6656 885337147422777347 2017-07-12 23:16:39-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams true 6657 885336924839440386 2017-07-12 23:15:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams may I request Zuvio content 6658 885336840106127360 2017-07-12 23:15:26-04 That is the office of the president of the United States of America behind her. 6659 885336592285671425 2017-07-12 23:14:27-04 @ditzkoff cackling 6660 885335883527880704 2017-07-12 23:11:38-04 I just have run out of ways to express stunned disbelief https://t.co/f85lyRQ10q 6661 885335584545353728 2017-07-12 23:10:26-04 @monicariese @darth without question 6662 885335411312263168 2017-07-12 23:09:45-04 @darth I assume you're already at work on this https://t.co/QozC2OV76L 6663 885334729029021696 2017-07-12 23:07:02-04 @monicariese OH MY GOD 6664 885334629997318144 2017-07-12 23:06:39-04 @JustinRYoung :( https://t.co/u74GGWfTOq 6665 885333790490603521 2017-07-12 23:03:19-04 This cannot be real https://t.co/QozC2OV76L 6666 885333277007106048 2017-07-12 23:01:16-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw @pattymo how are you consistently at the top of your game it's honestly amazing 6667 885332195904299009 2017-07-12 22:56:58-04 @lrozen otherwise you get tsar wars 6668 885330618804056064 2017-07-12 22:50:42-04 omg https://t.co/6wLrldtQoK 6669 885321620797235200 2017-07-12 22:14:57-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate it was a good tweet 6670 885319368233635840 2017-07-12 22:06:00-04 @jonbecker not sure why that affects my tweet 6671 885317427470495745 2017-07-12 21:58:17-04 @eleventhirtyate Not bad 6.8/10 6672 885317227255390208 2017-07-12 21:57:30-04 Holy F-ing Christ https://t.co/DF3PgBNjuM 6673 885316839382949890 2017-07-12 21:55:57-04 @basicuser22 Link please 6674 885316609941831681 2017-07-12 21:55:02-04 @byJenAMiller @darth Maddie says hi. https://t.co/GQyIc9QaWg 6675 885316042674798592 2017-07-12 21:52:47-04 @basicuser22 Wait what 6676 885314707367841792 2017-07-12 21:47:29-04 Just coming back from ~3 hours offline. What did I miss? 6677 885313396371058688 2017-07-12 21:42:16-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg LMAO owned 6678 885311290016755713 2017-07-12 21:33:54-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate I like it 6679 885265021189713921 2017-07-12 18:30:03-04 https://t.co/CZFbyzmdp6 https://t.co/bxu6kz4L7m 6680 885262116470566912 2017-07-12 18:18:30-04 @heathdwilliams Hahahahaha 6681 885261961843404800 2017-07-12 18:17:53-04 @jamespmanley @nycsouthpaw Yo-(Well)-Plait 6682 885261238057394176 2017-07-12 18:15:01-04 Whooof, this story https://t.co/jz6pgvF1vW 6683 885257693379928064 2017-07-12 18:00:56-04 @TundeOlusa @vermontgmg Got no knowledge of her IT guy or his motivations. No clue what he was thinking. But no reason to think she ordered it. 6684 885257471094386690 2017-07-12 18:00:03-04 Will never understand how Hasbro can keep F-ing this up so badly https://t.co/zG8gUWfT3f 6685 885257214881091585 2017-07-12 17:59:01-04 @TundeOlusa @vermontgmg BleachBit and related products are recommended for secure erasure. Nothing nefarious about their use. No evidence timing was her call. 6686 885256394135437312 2017-07-12 17:55:46-04 @TundeOlusa @vermontgmg deleted because she deemed them non-work-related and had no interest in keeping them 6687 885255447581609984 2017-07-12 17:52:00-04 Oh wow. Will be interesting to see if this moves forward. https://t.co/9LiGAw8Hxl 6688 885255127434764288 2017-07-12 17:50:44-04 @pbump @JaredRizzi @darth I have a full-time job Philip I am a cybersecurity reporter 6689 885254549170204672 2017-07-12 17:48:26-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth guys I'm trying to work 6690 885254318064009216 2017-07-12 17:47:31-04 @kevincollier @ASankin booooooo 6691 885254243602616320 2017-07-12 17:47:13-04 @pbump @darth @JaredRizzi who is "we" 6692 885254044197023744 2017-07-12 17:46:26-04 @darth @pbump @JaredRizzi darth do you just wait for these threads to start 6693 885253756719333376 2017-07-12 17:45:17-04 @pbump @JaredRizzi im from MARYLAND 6694 885253526615707648 2017-07-12 17:44:22-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump oh ffs 6695 885253406981488641 2017-07-12 17:43:54-04 @NoTheOtherLeft "No, Mike, your brother-in-law does not count as a foreign extremist" 6696 885253238467031040 2017-07-12 17:43:13-04 @JaredRizzi 25D Chess 6697 885253206699364352 2017-07-12 17:43:06-04 @pbump you absolutely read my tweets 6698 885252815693721601 2017-07-12 17:41:33-04 @pbump congrats on making the joke i already made 6699 885252754008100865 2017-07-12 17:41:18-04 @darth oh my god 6700 885252421487865857 2017-07-12 17:39:59-04 @jasoncfry both equally reasonable 6701 885252326730158082 2017-07-12 17:39:36-04 @CarpeDiemCyber @timstarks It was in our free @MorningCybersec today! You should sign up! 6702 885252237035020289 2017-07-12 17:39:15-04 @CarpeDiemCyber @timstarks Her new job? Yes. 6703 885252043799224321 2017-07-12 17:38:29-04 @ddale8 COMEY 6704 885251544274415618 2017-07-12 17:36:29-04 @jasoncfry I would have been impressed if you'd gotten the LSG to accept that, canonically, "g" in Galactic Basic is pronounced "ck" 6705 885251330092281856 2017-07-12 17:35:38-04 @HelenKennedy is this a tarmac reference 6706 885251169169268739 2017-07-12 17:35:00-04 Probably not many people in the upper echelons of an American presidential campaign https://t.co/SQpryvjTEd 6707 885251143210860546 2017-07-12 17:34:54-04 @jasoncfry "lack"? 6708 885250544109060096 2017-07-12 17:32:31-04 So what did they say for the other 24 minutes https://t.co/GxuydE5od9 6709 885250307818737664 2017-07-12 17:31:35-04 "Okay, but did you not *not* do it?" 6710 885250121214119936 2017-07-12 17:30:50-04 What does this mean (https://t.co/TVVq0mlftV) https://t.co/7rvPYwl9SC 6711 885249546770665472 2017-07-12 17:28:33-04 @NoTheOtherLeft this is from 2013 6712 885249515657232384 2017-07-12 17:28:26-04 This isn't a "no." https://t.co/pmfQmU1CXL 6713 885249417112158208 2017-07-12 17:28:02-04 @ChuckWendig no 6714 885248892165648385 2017-07-12 17:25:57-04 @ChuckWendig what what what 6715 885248514686689280 2017-07-12 17:24:27-04 @NickRiccardi this is good 6716 885248395971002369 2017-07-12 17:23:59-04 @eleventhirtyate working 6717 885248147928297472 2017-07-12 17:23:00-04 @eleventhirtyate no 6718 885247900967632896 2017-07-12 17:22:01-04 I don't think he realizes what he just said... https://t.co/vdrIm0lwZF 6719 885246140941307905 2017-07-12 17:15:01-04 Just amazing. https://t.co/7xOvrxOQE1 6720 885245703240511488 2017-07-12 17:13:17-04 @petridishes Kid Shoo 6721 885244124726743041 2017-07-12 17:07:01-04 @RachAClark 6722 885243239502163968 2017-07-12 17:03:29-04 @TonyRomm @kelsey_snell We're changing Pro to be called Goats 6723 885243107314475009 2017-07-12 17:02:58-04 @kelsey_snell @TonyRomm goat tip* 6724 885242842981036033 2017-07-12 17:01:55-04 @ChappellTracker @darth FOZZIE OH MY GOD FOZZIE 6725 885242378822483969 2017-07-12 17:00:04-04 Never been prouder to work here. (https://t.co/rdH2y5voNz) https://t.co/d2whYREX1r 6726 885240799100907520 2017-07-12 16:53:48-04 @MalwareJake gotcha 6727 885240207154585600 2017-07-12 16:51:27-04 @MalwareJake Maybe I misunderstood. Thought you were weighing in against GSA decision in addition to Senate stuff. 6728 885239882125365248 2017-07-12 16:50:09-04 Also, I had no idea Kaspersky ran @threatpost, which... https://t.co/m9Nb1SMcYc 6729 885239555770679297 2017-07-12 16:48:51-04 @clubjade get out 6730 885239414892441602 2017-07-12 16:48:18-04 @MalwareJake I was going with your hypothetical 6731 885239222415892481 2017-07-12 16:47:32-04 @amyewalter @aedwardslevy I have never seen a tweet more in need of "Don't @ me" 6732 885239082351284224 2017-07-12 16:46:58-04 @MalwareJake Do you think agencies will voluntarily stop buying if they otherwise would have bought? 6733 885238977506181121 2017-07-12 16:46:33-04 @clubjade @scalzi except me, you have to humor me 6734 885238685771366400 2017-07-12 16:45:24-04 @HolocronKeeper I don't like this. 6735 885238589570904064 2017-07-12 16:45:01-04 .@daveaitel points out that GSA delisting Kaspersky could have huge ripple effects for the company: https://t.co/eXWCbmcAo6 https://t.co/gcpjtUTMxe 6736 885238575490633729 2017-07-12 16:44:57-04 @MalwareJake What do you mean? If they had such info, should they have not delisted from GSA contracts? 6737 885238317314387969 2017-07-12 16:43:56-04 @MarkSleboda1 Okay, enjoy your alternate reality bubble 6738 885237096897708033 2017-07-12 16:39:05-04 @AliWatkins when is kellan coming to the office 6739 885237034893418497 2017-07-12 16:38:50-04 @MarkSleboda1 you certainly love your irrelevant nonsequiturs 6740 885236158850007041 2017-07-12 16:35:21-04 @MadelineRConway THE ORB 6741 885235546003566592 2017-07-12 16:32:55-04 tfw you can feel the Orb's power coursing through your veins https://t.co/IiE6WfCFNr 6742 885235384757760000 2017-07-12 16:32:17-04 Why can't I stop laughing https://t.co/IcstImuMIT 6743 885235220840161282 2017-07-12 16:31:38-04 @MarkSleboda1 the last time someone said this, Don Jr. posted emails confirming exactly what was reported 6744 885233962020466689 2017-07-12 16:26:38-04 "The reports in & of themselves weren’t alarming. But they did have officials asking each other, 'What’s going on?' one fmr official said." 6745 885233262196658176 2017-07-12 16:23:51-04 U.S. surveillance of Russian govt officials picked up pre-campaign chatter about meetings with Trump associates. https://t.co/Yp9cmGWFFp https://t.co/v7dQ7krHbo 6746 885232508471832576 2017-07-12 16:20:51-04 @ChuckWendig what 6747 885229775756959744 2017-07-12 16:09:59-04 Not like this is a big deal or anything https://t.co/y64LthD7Fh 6748 885229731439931392 2017-07-12 16:09:49-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm @alex @imkialikethecar thank you for calling it a talent 6749 885229542687821824 2017-07-12 16:09:04-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm @alex @imkialikethecar how did you not go for Gamburn 6750 885229488262574086 2017-07-12 16:08:51-04 @ChuckWendig they canceled it when they found out I knew you 6751 885228200518983681 2017-07-12 16:03:44-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm @alex @imkialikethecar JESUS 6752 885227997636243456 2017-07-12 16:02:56-04 @TonyRomm @pbump get out 6753 885227964757135360 2017-07-12 16:02:48-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm @alex @imkialikethecar great mind and not-so-great mind think alike 6754 885227721852411908 2017-07-12 16:01:50-04 @pbump philip 6755 885227671638114305 2017-07-12 16:01:38-04 @TonyRomm @dmccabe @alex @imkialikethecar le fraud* 6756 885227507380826112 2017-07-12 16:00:59-04 @pbump oh hey i hate you 6757 885227395480944645 2017-07-12 16:00:32-04 @KatieBoWill I thought this meant a different kind of "hot" at first 6758 885226083867648000 2017-07-12 15:55:19-04 Or not! I was preempted by the Sanders briefing audio. 6759 885224241620074496 2017-07-12 15:48:00-04 Hello. I will be on MSNBC in a few minutes talking about The Cyber. 6760 885224238407454720 2017-07-12 15:47:59-04 @pbump LMAO owned 6761 885222468281126912 2017-07-12 15:40:57-04 Cyber, you say? https://t.co/LIbuJsJ5h3 6762 885222349032837121 2017-07-12 15:40:29-04 @ddiamond @kenvogel @SHSanders45 @jeneps good times! 6763 885221239689809920 2017-07-12 15:36:04-04 @IsaacDovere Too busy trying to avoid using Politico as a source 6764 885220963171917824 2017-07-12 15:34:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 remember to try spinning 6765 885220925427372033 2017-07-12 15:34:49-04 @MatthewNussbaum those are words, I suppose 6766 885220464439775232 2017-07-12 15:32:59-04 @FreeRuckus @nycsouthpaw only if they're not preserved, which WH has said they are 6767 885219386361094144 2017-07-12 15:28:42-04 Trump tells CBN he doesn't understand why Putin would have favored him over Clinton. https://t.co/Vwx3gypzva https://t.co/dhBZCzKVbA 6768 885217714192744448 2017-07-12 15:22:04-04 @HowellONeill @a_greenberg @lorenzoFB @darth yes darth handles all attribution 6769 885216814212558850 2017-07-12 15:18:29-04 @a_greenberg @lorenzoFB panda 6770 885215461083930624 2017-07-12 15:13:07-04 @JaredRizzi nah nevermind 6771 885214827626598400 2017-07-12 15:10:36-04 @nancyscola @byersalex my point was they want a version without the teeth to hold them to their promises but that's an ISP-specific point so disregard me! 6772 885214731719630848 2017-07-12 15:10:13-04 @nancyscola @byersalex Oh wait misread your tweet and thought you were referring to ISPs like Comcast that say they support NN 6773 885214283797340160 2017-07-12 15:08:26-04 @nancyscola @byersalex key element here, perhaps, being "net neutrality" in quotes 6774 885214130885578752 2017-07-12 15:07:49-04 @JaredRizzi listen 6775 885213569410793473 2017-07-12 15:05:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 more like Val-ho-hum 6776 885213495318523905 2017-07-12 15:05:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 lol 6777 885213354893160449 2017-07-12 15:04:44-04 @JaredRizzi But you know what Batman definitely would do? Claim he's Batman so people think he *isn't* Batman (bc surely he wouldn't admit it) 6778 885212730566864896 2017-07-12 15:02:16-04 @wxgeek @pbump no you should, and you should email bump every 5 minutes asking for an update 6779 885212671662075904 2017-07-12 15:02:02-04 @glossontech @pbump yes 6780 885212179137527810 2017-07-12 15:00:04-04 I'm gonna need everyone to take a second to really study this modern art https://t.co/daCGfpEvzQ 6781 885211118880395264 2017-07-12 14:55:51-04 @pbump bit of advice, don't tease your stories, people will only get their hopes up 6782 885209647405289472 2017-07-12 14:50:00-04 @heathdwilliams @chaosbria @DannyPirtle19 OH MY GODDDDDD 6783 885209396468469760 2017-07-12 14:49:01-04 @heathdwilliams @chaosbria @DannyPirtle19 wait, you guys don't all have a folder of reference images of all the handmaidens 6784 885209146781556736 2017-07-12 14:48:01-04 ------> https://t.co/YF9DS5lkc4 6785 885209093811703810 2017-07-12 14:47:49-04 @ashleyfeinberg cyber tape 6786 885207188662362112 2017-07-12 14:40:14-04 @HCTrudo agreed 6787 885205488375406592 2017-07-12 14:33:29-04 @JaredRizzi I am not Bruce Wayne I am Batman there is no connection 6788 885205313930113026 2017-07-12 14:32:47-04 @sternbergh omfg 6789 885205072543698944 2017-07-12 14:31:50-04 @darth "dumb as gum" is a new one to me darth 6790 885204987579707392 2017-07-12 14:31:30-04 @JaredRizzi the thing you have to remember though is that the ultrarich are worthier human beings 6791 885204908621910016 2017-07-12 14:31:11-04 @TonyRomm did u take this picture urself 6792 885204702622879744 2017-07-12 14:30:22-04 happenning* 6793 885204621408559105 2017-07-12 14:30:02-04 How does this keep happening? https://t.co/Tynp0aIDhW 6794 885204467792175106 2017-07-12 14:29:26-04 @DannyPirtle19 OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 6795 885204363991535616 2017-07-12 14:29:01-04 @DannyPirtle19 danny 6796 885201432101761024 2017-07-12 14:17:22-04 @DannyPirtle19 what next tweet 6797 885200837475147776 2017-07-12 14:15:00-04 Can't tell if this is scarier than it is funny or funnier than it is scary https://t.co/fcmCSaeMa1 6798 885200741408940032 2017-07-12 14:14:37-04 @DannyPirtle19 please set up a livestream of reydog 6799 885199576080240640 2017-07-12 14:09:59-04 @DannyPirtle19 well when you put it that way 6800 885199428344307712 2017-07-12 14:09:24-04 @DannyPirtle19 ... 6801 885199186274209792 2017-07-12 14:08:26-04 @DannyPirtle19 but like why would she become vader 6802 885199012852379649 2017-07-12 14:07:45-04 Hearing is adjourned. 6803 885198952521506818 2017-07-12 14:07:31-04 @DannyPirtle19 how...does this work 6804 885198583959572485 2017-07-12 14:06:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 I am slightly scared to watch them at all now 6805 885198173463097350 2017-07-12 14:04:25-04 @DannyPirtle19 ...what 6806 885197961889796096 2017-07-12 14:03:34-04 @DannyPirtle19 wait what is this theory 6807 885197008755200000 2017-07-12 13:59:47-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump that's the mothsuit, i have never seen that before in my life 6808 885196544730968066 2017-07-12 13:57:57-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump I am Batman because I fight crime in the batsuit 6809 885196139108216849 2017-07-12 13:56:20-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump that is an unfounded statement 6810 885195886552371201 2017-07-12 13:55:20-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump I need you to desist 6811 885195137156034561 2017-07-12 13:52:21-04 Grassley says he expects Judiciary to vote on Wray's nomination soon. 6812 885193860049195008 2017-07-12 13:47:16-04 @KatieBoWill @maxjrosenthal even the headline isn't sure what it's saying 6813 885192692279513089 2017-07-12 13:42:38-04 https://t.co/dRm0QHz7FC 6814 885192549757067264 2017-07-12 13:42:04-04 @darth @blkahn omg 6815 885191874688036871 2017-07-12 13:39:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 reydog looks so interested 6816 885191833764102145 2017-07-12 13:39:13-04 @StewSays this sounds familiar 6817 885191097030496258 2017-07-12 13:36:18-04 @darth @pbump now this I support 6818 885190260292038657 2017-07-12 13:32:58-04 @pbump yes 6819 885190225114411014 2017-07-12 13:32:50-04 My favorite confirmation hearing meme is senators telling nominees what the nominees told them in private. 6820 885190056637591552 2017-07-12 13:32:10-04 @pbump Because I'm Batman 6821 885189638989766656 2017-07-12 13:30:30-04 @pbump you're not Batman 6822 885189417400283136 2017-07-12 13:29:37-04 @mkady @BKingDC We need a Pet Desk. https://t.co/dQAolCMn3P 6823 885189310735147008 2017-07-12 13:29:12-04 @eleventhirtyate Waru 6824 885188912326619136 2017-07-12 13:27:37-04 (As is customary, he has been meeting with senators prior to this hearing.) 6825 885188854432641028 2017-07-12 13:27:23-04 Wray explains why he hasn't followed Don Jr. covg: "It's all happened while I was going up and down from one Senate building to another." 6826 885188700644290570 2017-07-12 13:26:46-04 Wray says if Trump asked for a loyalty oath it would be a significant circumstance worthy of a memo. 6827 885188330790547456 2017-07-12 13:25:18-04 Like before, Wray says it would depend on the circumstances. 6828 885188285424963584 2017-07-12 13:25:07-04 Blumenthal asks Wray if he'll make notes of his Trump conversations. (This was asked earlier. Not sure if Blumenthal was there.) 6829 885187882272657408 2017-07-12 13:23:31-04 Here is Wray's full answer to Flake's question about FBI cybersecurity. https://t.co/Fst7b2i4jM 6830 885187779134730241 2017-07-12 13:23:07-04 SASSE, not Flake. Sorry. 6831 885187152124014593 2017-07-12 13:20:37-04 Here are Wray's full answers to Flake's questions about cyber. https://t.co/6ABVkIQg5C 6832 885186647515693057 2017-07-12 13:18:37-04 Wray says he doesn't know about FBI's cyber posture right now but would focus on it "early on." 6833 885186398495625221 2017-07-12 13:17:38-04 Flake asking Wray how he'll address integrity of FBI data and prevent breaches. 6834 885184598598135810 2017-07-12 13:10:28-04 @B_Hay https://t.co/daCGfpEvzQ 6835 885183944077037570 2017-07-12 13:07:52-04 Wray: Cyber has "become part of the fabric both of our security but also of the threats to our security." 6836 885183849138970624 2017-07-12 13:07:30-04 Sasse: Are we adequately tackling cyber threats? Wray: "We are just scratching the surface of how grave the threats really are." 6837 885182852106682368 2017-07-12 13:03:32-04 Sasse presses: Don't you agree that you must report issues to us, not just exec branch chain of command? Wray demurs. 6838 885182607239131136 2017-07-12 13:02:34-04 Sasse: Will you tell us if you're ordered to limit/end a probe? Wray: “I would certainly report it wherever it is appropriate.” 6839 885181701076418561 2017-07-12 12:58:58-04 Wray says he hasn't read any coverage of Don Jr. story and won't comment on whether emails could reasonably be read as innocent. 6840 885181018520641537 2017-07-12 12:56:15-04 Wray says he will comply with any congressional request to testify if he is fired "if I legally and appropriately can." 6841 885179886377349120 2017-07-12 12:51:45-04 Wray won't say if he'll commit to studying the scope of Sessions' recusal and reporting any violations. 6842 885179667006836737 2017-07-12 12:50:53-04 (That last part was Wray, not me.) 6843 885179598073454592 2017-07-12 12:50:36-04 "He shouldn't be participating in decision-making about the investigation," Wray says. But Sessions leads DOJ and must oversee DOJ/FBI. 6844 885179466930151427 2017-07-12 12:50:05-04 Coons: Is probe resource/funding/staff oversight appropriate for Sessions given recusal? Wray: Not for me to address. 6845 885179246905356298 2017-07-12 12:49:12-04 Wray says he'd meet with Mueller if confirmed to discuss this. 6846 885179105871843329 2017-07-12 12:48:39-04 Hearing is back. Coons asks Wray what he thinks Mueller needs to do his investigation. 6847 885177819998945280 2017-07-12 12:43:32-04 @KatieBoWill on-brand af 6848 885177448782065665 2017-07-12 12:42:04-04 [The hearing is on a break, btw.] 6849 885177119885676548 2017-07-12 12:40:45-04 @KatieBoWill Katie Bo, are you: ◻ Cold ◻ Hungry 6850 885174603143946242 2017-07-12 12:30:45-04 Wray said he'd consult with ethics officials if ordered to say "matter." 6851 885174469995749376 2017-07-12 12:30:14-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @HerdingNerfs that pic of heath and danny is so hot 6852 885174413506826240 2017-07-12 12:30:00-04 Kennedy trying to get Wray to criticize Lynch for asking Comey to call Clinton probe a "matter." 6853 885174149206986753 2017-07-12 12:28:57-04 @AshCrossan @JohnBoyega Honeymoon eh? No doubt it'll be...hot. 6854 885173861704138752 2017-07-12 12:27:49-04 @AshCrossan @JohnBoyega Jakku? That junkyard? 6855 885173599186898946 2017-07-12 12:26:46-04 Kennedy—who said eventually Trump/Russia probe will be over and people will forget about 2016 meddling—says FBI probes can ruin lives. 6856 885173413966434304 2017-07-12 12:26:02-04 "I want you to be Dirty Harry with the bad guys," Kennedy says. 6857 885173378876932096 2017-07-12 12:25:53-04 Kennedy: I worry about public perception of FBI. "I want you to be apolitical. ... I want you to be Socrates." 6858 885173148559314949 2017-07-12 12:24:58-04 @AshCrossan @JohnBoyega excited for you two to get married at D23 6859 885173117437587458 2017-07-12 12:24:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 FLOOFIE 6860 885170992754159620 2017-07-12 12:16:25-04 Franken: Should Sessions periodically appear before us so we can do oversight? Wray: Won't speak for him but I'm sure he values your role. 6861 885170098926911489 2017-07-12 12:12:51-04 @joshgerstein yep I'm roaming the countryside looking for open Wi-Fi hotspots 6862 885169718637842437 2017-07-12 12:11:21-04 Tillis asked Wray about 702 (no surprise: Wray said it's crucial) but described possible expiration as "going dark." No that's different! 6863 885168382324199424 2017-07-12 12:06:02-04 @nycsouthpaw @darth @verge i find this answer deeply troubling 6864 885168149582237696 2017-07-12 12:05:07-04 @nycsouthpaw @darth @verge how do you swipe into the station with your metro card you don't even have opposable thumbs 6865 885167988239982593 2017-07-12 12:04:28-04 @joshgerstein same 6866 885167704675581954 2017-07-12 12:03:21-04 "...and the FBI has a huge role in that." 6867 885167654293692417 2017-07-12 12:03:09-04 Wray: "Any threat, whether it’s from a nation state or non-state actor, needs to be taken very, very seriously..." 6868 885167531585097728 2017-07-12 12:02:39-04 Klobuchar asks Wray about election security. Wray: "The integrity of our elections has to be a very, very top priority." 6869 885166249482878977 2017-07-12 11:57:34-04 These are also the rules I set for my meetings with people https://t.co/UAU4PGm9Hq 6870 885165352904257536 2017-07-12 11:54:00-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw @verge I meant to ask you to do one but forgot and I'm so glad you saw it 6871 885164881523216384 2017-07-12 11:52:07-04 Sasse says he wants to "drill" more deeply into cyber questions with Wray in next rounds of questioning. Thank you sir. 6872 885163093122318337 2017-07-12 11:45:01-04 @JennaMC_Laugh This quote is SUPER interesting to me given questions about the extent of the IC investigation of Trump/Russia contacts https://t.co/Mz9kVgs9Gi 6873 885162525595140098 2017-07-12 11:42:46-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 you're swiping a card, so you're moving your finger to the right to get it to move off the right side of the screen 6874 885162424382492672 2017-07-12 11:42:22-04 @daveweigel Reminds me of how he tried to explain it https://t.co/VBI0H7FE2H https://t.co/Xq78PzkgCB 6875 885162228483313665 2017-07-12 11:41:35-04 This seems significant https://t.co/jlS3VwuVwQ 6876 885161760063447040 2017-07-12 11:39:43-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 I'm telling Lia 6877 885161383305805824 2017-07-12 11:38:13-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 danny when is the last time you were single 6878 885161099519291392 2017-07-12 11:37:06-04 (((typo))) https://t.co/0vl4jHYhJ7 6879 885160442041126913 2017-07-12 11:34:29-04 @kelseylh you're giving them what they want 6880 885159407511896064 2017-07-12 11:30:22-04 @nycsouthpaw do one with star wars 6881 885159000949628930 2017-07-12 11:28:45-04 @kevincollier this is why I follow you 6882 885158076759855106 2017-07-12 11:25:05-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 brutal 6883 885157981897228290 2017-07-12 11:24:42-04 Good one! https://t.co/gaKwYAL0lt 6884 885157710756552705 2017-07-12 11:23:38-04 @astepanovich lol 6885 885157384821383170 2017-07-12 11:22:20-04 @ashleyfeinberg no it's good 6886 885157290210459649 2017-07-12 11:21:58-04 Wray's full comments on the impenetrable US-Russia cyber unit. https://t.co/qTTlyGLHaT 6887 885156869685358592 2017-07-12 11:20:17-04 On cyber unit, Wray cites Russian hacking. "It would be wise for all of us to proceed with great caution in the wake of that information.” 6888 885156231593299968 2017-07-12 11:17:45-04 Wray: "Any effort to interfere with our election systems ... is something that needs to be taken very seriously." 6889 885156176303984641 2017-07-12 11:17:32-04 Wray: "I need to learn a lot more about the current state of our cybersecurity defenses and our threats" before answering that. 6890 885155970980220928 2017-07-12 11:16:43-04 Durbin asks Wray about Trump's "impenetrable cybersecurity unit" with Russia. 6891 885155920535318528 2017-07-12 11:16:31-04 Wray: I think if we had non-routine interactions, I would memorialize them, yes. 6892 885155812993376257 2017-07-12 11:16:05-04 Durbin: I think this POTUS-interactions situation is different from how you'd memorialize normal everyday interactions. Don't you? 6893 885155577692909568 2017-07-12 11:15:09-04 Wray adds that he might take this approach to dealing with other people too. Seems to want to get away from making this Trump-specific. 6894 885155355969425408 2017-07-12 11:14:16-04 Durbin: Do you feel obligated to take memos on Trump interactions given Comey precedent? Wray: "There could be times" when I'd do so. 6895 885155100880248832 2017-07-12 11:13:16-04 Wray says he could imagine a national security situation where such a meeting could occur properly. 6896 885155007951241217 2017-07-12 11:12:53-04 Durbin: Would you meet alone with Trump in the Oval Office? Wray: "I think it would depend on the circumstances." "Highly unlikely." 6897 885153911895707649 2017-07-12 11:08:32-04 That's a headline quote, by the way. 6898 885153882418053120 2017-07-12 11:08:25-04 Graham: Do you agree with Trump that Russia probe is a witch hunt? Wray: "I do not consider Director Mueller to be on a witch hunt." 6899 885153668475092992 2017-07-12 11:07:34-04 Graham: He made disparaging comments about someone who hadn't been charged. Yes? Wray: Yes. 6900 885153596303708160 2017-07-12 11:07:17-04 Wray: I do recognize that there are DOJ policies about commenting on open investigations. I would adhere to those. 6901 885153527701655552 2017-07-12 11:07:01-04 Graham: Would you have done what Comey did with Clinton email public statement? Wray: There's an IG probe; won't answer that. 6902 885153257965977601 2017-07-12 11:05:56-04 Graham: Is Russia our friend or our enemy? Wray: "Russia is a foreign nation that we have to deal with very warily." 6903 885152806591754241 2017-07-12 11:04:09-04 Graham asks Wray if he should take a meeting with Russian govt officials offering him dirt on an opponent. Wray won't answer. 6904 885152728607059968 2017-07-12 11:03:50-04 Wray suggests he hasn't seen the Don Jr. emails! "I'm hearing for the first time your description of it." 6905 885152598541598720 2017-07-12 11:03:19-04 Wray's "hmmm interesting" face as Graham reads emails that have been all over the news is so good. 6906 885152407541473282 2017-07-12 11:02:33-04 Graham now asking Wray about Don Jr. emails. 6907 885152289442451456 2017-07-12 11:02:05-04 Graham asks Wray if he'll investigate the DNC/Ukraine thing. Wray says yes. 6908 885152218894278657 2017-07-12 11:01:48-04 Graham: "I have no idea if they're true" but if true would it be wrong for Ukraine to be involved in any way? Wray: Yes. 6909 885151994205360129 2017-07-12 11:00:55-04 Graham asking Wray about @kenvogel's Politico article on Clinton allies seeking Ukraine's help with Trump dirt. 6910 885151786977423361 2017-07-12 11:00:05-04 If they're going to keep doing off-camera briefings until the bad news stops, there will never be on-camera briefings. https://t.co/0BoPkGza8N 6911 885151369124089857 2017-07-12 10:58:26-04 @tayhatmaker lol 6912 885151304842194944 2017-07-12 10:58:11-04 Leahy: Do you believe that waterboarding is torture and illegal? Wray: Yes. 6913 885150990646861826 2017-07-12 10:56:56-04 @woodruffbets oh no 6914 885150743858229248 2017-07-12 10:55:57-04 Leahy: Do you believe Russia meddled in 2016? Wray: "I have no reason whatsoever to doubt the assessment of the intelligence community.” 6915 885150416828280832 2017-07-12 10:54:39-04 @HappyHappyBeans anyone who takes a job is willing to be fired from it 6916 885149928946892802 2017-07-12 10:52:43-04 Leahy: If Trump asks you to do something unethical or unlawful, what would you do? Wray: Try to talk him out of it but if necessary resign. 6917 885149784511700992 2017-07-12 10:52:08-04 Wray: "No one asked me for any loyalty oath ... and I sure as heck didn't offer one." 6918 885149531951816705 2017-07-12 10:51:08-04 Leahy says based on what we've seen of the White House's treatment of the FBI, "they may be expecting your loyalty." 6919 885149188798939136 2017-07-12 10:49:46-04 @pete_schultz "I can top Russia but the iceberg will be tough" 6920 885148644264955904 2017-07-12 10:47:36-04 @shreec i'm saying daring him is weird 6921 885148147365826562 2017-07-12 10:45:38-04 @tayhatmaker YUP 6922 885148136779403266 2017-07-12 10:45:35-04 If Wray thinks the private sector doesn't understand how encryption stymies investigations, he has a lot to learn. Tech cos very aware. 6923 885147992768077825 2017-07-12 10:45:01-04 Wray also said he hopes to "get the private sector more on-board to understand why this issue is so important to keeping us all safe." 6924 885147112186531840 2017-07-12 10:41:31-04 "I think this is one of the most difficult issues facing the country," Wray said. 6925 885147062723104770 2017-07-12 10:41:19-04 Wray: It's "more productive for people to work together than to be pointing fingers blaming each other." 6926 885146709239713792 2017-07-12 10:39:55-04 @shreec @mikedebonis why are you daring him 6927 885146505027473410 2017-07-12 10:39:06-04 Hatch! Encryption! 6928 885146345304203265 2017-07-12 10:38:28-04 @emilyhholden @politico @EENewsUpdates Congrats and welcome! 6929 885146132422307840 2017-07-12 10:37:37-04 Feinstein: Promise to tell us if you see any efforts to interfere with Mueller's work? Wray: If "I can do it legally and appropriately" yes. 6930 885145000786489344 2017-07-12 10:33:08-04 Wray denies reviewing John Yoo's OLC torture memo. "I have no recollection whatsoever of that." Hmmmmm. 6931 885144853226696704 2017-07-12 10:32:32-04 On Wray touting his prosecution of a CIA contractor for exceeding permissible torture ----> https://t.co/mNDdd8tVsE 6932 885144294948040705 2017-07-12 10:30:19-04 @eleventhirtyate OMG I'm crucial 6933 885144077888573443 2017-07-12 10:29:28-04 @JennaMC_Laugh haha 6934 885143939493265408 2017-07-12 10:28:55-04 Feinstein: Did you discuss Comey firing with anyone in WH? Wray: No. 6935 885143887928492032 2017-07-12 10:28:42-04 @eleventhirtyate wow 6936 885143765220020224 2017-07-12 10:28:13-04 "The role of technology is overtaking us all," Wray says. Commits to trying "to work with everyone to try to find a solution." 6937 885143677533908992 2017-07-12 10:27:52-04 Grassley asks Wray about ECTRs. FBI wants to get Americans' internet subscription info and browsing history without a warrant. 6938 885143324457406464 2017-07-12 10:26:28-04 @ColinKahl Times may need to widen this page eventually 6939 885142756552826882 2017-07-12 10:24:12-04 Grassley asks Wray how he'll protect whistleblowers. Wray doesn't answer the question, just offers high-minded pablum. 6940 885142163780194305 2017-07-12 10:21:51-04 @IsaacDovere that looks really good, isaac 6941 885141923324887040 2017-07-12 10:20:54-04 @mikedebonis @GOPLeader How many of those are renaming post offices? 6942 885141696207626240 2017-07-12 10:20:00-04 Remarkable https://t.co/EF85EsRdBR 6943 885140932005441536 2017-07-12 10:16:57-04 @EliLake hmmmmm 6944 885139941667287040 2017-07-12 10:13:01-04 Okay, had to get that joke out there, but on a serious note, I think it's interesting that Wray italicizes "no matter the test." Subtweet? 6945 885139490486071300 2017-07-12 10:11:14-04 "Anakin, my allegiance is to the Republic, to DEMOCRACY!" https://t.co/6kKOtqXb6a https://t.co/w4pmOG8hUj 6946 885138215644082178 2017-07-12 10:06:10-04 Chinese hoaxsters really getting ambitious here https://t.co/ropQDKkczU 6947 885135979987775489 2017-07-12 09:57:17-04 @tayhatmaker 6948 885134063811665921 2017-07-12 09:49:40-04 @emptywheel How does that work 6949 885133749675073536 2017-07-12 09:48:25-04 Including us this morning: https://t.co/FAsyg4AIER Thanks for reading, Mr. President! https://t.co/hBjsD3jfSd 6950 885133164565471232 2017-07-12 09:46:06-04 @connorobrienNH Come over to the bus stop at 24th and Penn 6951 885132534283161602 2017-07-12 09:43:35-04 Respected major news outlets have consistently reported precisely the opposite of this entire tweet. https://t.co/190yHdZxHV 6952 885130970113990656 2017-07-12 09:37:22-04 Senate Judiciary Committee confirmation hearing for FBI director nominee Christopher Wray starting soon. Watch live: https://t.co/TQBOhJwWIE 6953 885130897976172546 2017-07-12 09:37:05-04 @Bing_Chris Omg 6954 885123692283482113 2017-07-12 09:08:27-04 @heathdwilliams Ok 6955 885123572712312833 2017-07-12 09:07:59-04 @heathdwilliams Really thought you were gonna go with "so are you" 6956 885122602557222912 2017-07-12 09:04:07-04 @heathdwilliams Heath, he's creepy 6957 885122170665525248 2017-07-12 09:02:24-04 NN supporters don't seem to realize that consumer engagement and grassroots activism aren't pressure tactics that work on a conservative FCC https://t.co/B33kqD4guf 6958 885119223021883393 2017-07-12 08:50:42-04 @iowahawkblog @jbarro "It was just a meeting about adoptions, I promise" 6959 885114475371782149 2017-07-12 08:31:50-04 @heathdwilliams hot 6960 885114021925572608 2017-07-12 08:30:02-04 Lawmakers want to know if Trump aides hide chats using encryption during the campaign. Story by @martinmatishak: https://t.co/8nSjFw399S 6961 885108984432267264 2017-07-12 08:10:01-04 @darth DARTH DID THE THING https://t.co/daCGfpEvzQ 6962 885104178145767424 2017-07-12 07:50:55-04 @darth @connorobrienNH @bshank i'm crying look at jabba in the painting holy jesus 6963 885104020720930816 2017-07-12 07:50:17-04 @darth @connorobrienNH @bshank GOD DAMN I LOVE WAKING UP IN THE MORNING 6964 885101466586927105 2017-07-12 07:40:08-04 Trump 1, Lawyers 0. https://t.co/XHjKSuqzy0 6965 884981895083081728 2017-07-11 23:45:00-04 https://t.co/wPw1mygVVY https://t.co/8KaPQD9MR2 6966 884978123904888833 2017-07-11 23:30:01-04 This is honestly really good trolling https://t.co/AiPK4PCJay 6967 884977527948808192 2017-07-11 23:27:39-04 @feministabulous @ashleyfeinberg Touché 6968 884977113434140672 2017-07-11 23:26:00-04 @hunterw @nycsouthpaw Omg 6969 884975154731900932 2017-07-11 23:18:13-04 @MatthewNussbaum my question is why are you watching it!!! 6970 884974813047136256 2017-07-11 23:16:52-04 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux Twss 6971 884974508125323266 2017-07-11 23:15:39-04 @MatthewNussbaum evergreen 6972 884974345256349696 2017-07-11 23:15:00-04 This is a great piece by @SchreckReports and it deserves your time https://t.co/00JtxJeLwy 6973 884974302575067136 2017-07-11 23:14:50-04 @DelReyStarWars @admiraljello use my real name bookbrand 6974 884974230852579328 2017-07-11 23:14:33-04 @nicolecieux so glad i didn't have headphones in when i clicked play 6975 884973239474302977 2017-07-11 23:10:36-04 @nicolecieux you two are like an old married couple 6976 884971633202614272 2017-07-11 23:04:13-04 @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/oZMsdgU9BR 6977 884970573083942912 2017-07-11 23:00:01-04 OH MY GOD @darth GO GO GO https://t.co/gegj7l8fPx 6978 884970089879130112 2017-07-11 22:58:06-04 @martinmatishak love the new avatar 6979 884969566539063296 2017-07-11 22:56:01-04 @tayhatmaker truuuuuu 6980 884969272971284480 2017-07-11 22:54:51-04 @MatthewNussbaum why are you so opposed to the search for the truth? 6981 884968895349698560 2017-07-11 22:53:21-04 @tayhatmaker i know i was making a joke based on his denials 6982 884968746842042369 2017-07-11 22:52:45-04 @IsaacDovere i don't want to watch a thing either okay fine 6983 884968576339365889 2017-07-11 22:52:05-04 I want this as a ringtone https://t.co/EoPLyfuIck 6984 884968437600186369 2017-07-11 22:51:32-04 @tayhatmaker mike pence has never met any of these people taylor he is completely not part of th is 6985 884968347707768832 2017-07-11 22:51:10-04 @IsaacDovere okay can you explain this without making me read a thing 6986 884966795760861185 2017-07-11 22:45:00-04 Just what even https://t.co/k7XmN0TGrU 6987 884965821138731008 2017-07-11 22:41:08-04 @tayhatmaker or is it 2020 6988 884965494410838016 2017-07-11 22:39:50-04 @V1c60 @avgoins yes please!! 6989 884965431802568704 2017-07-11 22:39:35-04 @nycsouthpaw you have two extra words in here 6990 884965199358423041 2017-07-11 22:38:40-04 @V1c60 @avgoins miss you both btw 6991 884965138511659013 2017-07-11 22:38:25-04 @pbump sure 6992 884965120232783873 2017-07-11 22:38:21-04 @ashleyfeinberg STOP 6993 884964958441754625 2017-07-11 22:37:42-04 @eleventhirtyate jesus 6994 884964935628972035 2017-07-11 22:37:37-04 @V1c60 @avgoins he is tho 6995 884964920030359552 2017-07-11 22:37:33-04 @lrozen I think it's a catch-all for, like, running into random Russians at parties or something 6996 884964486528077824 2017-07-11 22:35:50-04 @JenniferJJacobs Reminder that he has said that twice before now 6997 884964039234924545 2017-07-11 22:34:03-04 @HowellONeill seems doobie-ous 6998 884963970616090624 2017-07-11 22:33:47-04 @morningmoneyben @tarapalmeri @jdawsey1 same honestly 6999 884963264316280832 2017-07-11 22:30:58-04 @tayhatmaker NARRATOR VOICE: He didn't bring it to the proper authorities 7000 884963021721812992 2017-07-11 22:30:00-04 So he didn't even tell his own lawyers about this. https://t.co/CYMtymlLRv 7001 884962815685144576 2017-07-11 22:29:11-04 @ashleyfeinberg this is your favorite image 7002 884960866378145793 2017-07-11 22:21:26-04 @ashleyfeinberg we are very different, you and I 7003 884960702200524800 2017-07-11 22:20:47-04 Hell is everyone on your timeline livetweeting Hannity 7004 884959709647822848 2017-07-11 22:16:51-04 @DeeGoots Andi this is probably bad for your health 7005 884959157740335105 2017-07-11 22:14:39-04 Someone representing America's biggest foreign adversary* https://t.co/9yqEzNLYjc 7006 884958986142965760 2017-07-11 22:13:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 THIS DOG IS UNREAL 7007 884958410869002240 2017-07-11 22:11:41-04 @nycsouthpaw you must be new here 7008 884958288311443456 2017-07-11 22:11:12-04 @TheApexFan @dan_brooks @AshCrossan no 7009 884958277288812544 2017-07-11 22:11:09-04 @justinjm1 what 7010 884958152806027264 2017-07-11 22:10:40-04 @TheApexFan @dan_brooks @AshCrossan i'm watching too 7011 884958114449158144 2017-07-11 22:10:30-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @DeeGoots wow 7012 884957815382650880 2017-07-11 22:09:19-04 @justinjm1 what 7013 884957743060324352 2017-07-11 22:09:02-04 @tayhatmaker he only knows about this because of @kenvogel's story I just cannot 7014 884957489908920320 2017-07-11 22:08:01-04 @DeeGoots @NoTheOtherLeft TALK ABOUT STAR WARS GUHHHH 7015 884957086576234498 2017-07-11 22:06:25-04 @admiraljello I think @DelReyStarWars should do a panel that's just a giant fight between all the authors 7016 884956730446290944 2017-07-11 22:05:00-04 It occurs to me that I could have worded this tweet better https://t.co/wU7vkbD4aY 7017 884951696522215428 2017-07-11 21:45:00-04 Does he know what happened to Nixon? https://t.co/D4FBR9u1WT 7018 884951204442365952 2017-07-11 21:43:03-04 @goodmanw @darth Good LORD 7019 884949996713512960 2017-07-11 21:38:15-04 @darth @JessicaValenti OMG 7020 884948536613326849 2017-07-11 21:32:27-04 @HowellONeill @WilliamTurton @APStylebook stay out of this AP Stylebook 7021 884948324683526144 2017-07-11 21:31:36-04 @ashleyfeinberg is this a ploy to get the tape 7022 884948161927802881 2017-07-11 21:30:58-04 @HowellONeill @WilliamTurton idk tbh 7023 884946918799028225 2017-07-11 21:26:01-04 @jbarro the ol' three-on-three 7024 884946275929665536 2017-07-11 21:23:28-04 screenshot did not attach to previous tweet, so trying it again: ayfkm https://t.co/OyoUCTKebR 7025 884946141309218816 2017-07-11 21:22:56-04 @JaredRizzi @nytdavidbrooks this looks delicious jared 7026 884946082513518592 2017-07-11 21:22:42-04 @ashleyfeinberg guess rob's not an all-star 7027 884945405288620032 2017-07-11 21:20:00-04 ayfkm https://t.co/xxlU42e17Z 7028 884944925514764289 2017-07-11 21:18:06-04 @WilliamTurton you need a new brain my homey 7029 884944146506539008 2017-07-11 21:15:00-04 Not sure Reince is the problem here but okay https://t.co/xxlU41WpJp https://t.co/pJmLx7jI09 7030 884942695910830082 2017-07-11 21:09:14-04 @casspa @darth oh my GOD these EYES 7031 884942598053429250 2017-07-11 21:08:51-04 @brian_nov i don't know what you're on about 7032 884942415563542528 2017-07-11 21:08:07-04 @samhouston Too industry-focused, not enough gov for us 7033 884942348375011328 2017-07-11 21:07:51-04 @brian_nov what do you mean, it works 7034 884938862446989313 2017-07-11 20:54:00-04 ICYMI folks: KREMLIN ADJACENT SOFTWARE PURCHASING EASE RESTRICTED SIGNIFICANTLY K Y https://t.co/0EYOnoW4XU 7035 884933545122304000 2017-07-11 20:32:53-04 Wow. https://t.co/zcwOQNA6zL 7036 884931394601930753 2017-07-11 20:24:20-04 Trump tweet on Don Jr.! https://t.co/t6mL3ZxegL 7037 884925645301714944 2017-07-11 20:01:29-04 ----> https://t.co/JmWNSJcMD0 7038 884921650210369536 2017-07-11 19:45:37-04 !!! https://t.co/XWOcZoV0HN 7039 884919880151162880 2017-07-11 19:38:35-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris Gross 7040 884919790384685056 2017-07-11 19:38:13-04 @Bing_Chris Same! 7041 884919166901288961 2017-07-11 19:35:45-04 @Bing_Chris Oh thought it was Pence 7042 884918388686020608 2017-07-11 19:32:39-04 He passed me yesterday and I almost shouted a Q about the voter data request https://t.co/AYEBZx4WT5 7043 884913782203592706 2017-07-11 19:14:21-04 Okay then. https://t.co/rV4JzJwEvH 7044 884913309077700610 2017-07-11 19:12:28-04 @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate Lando 7045 884911885832916992 2017-07-11 19:06:49-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand Always bae 7046 884911864521555968 2017-07-11 19:06:44-04 @NatashaBertrand @justinjm1 This emoji: 7047 884911412388257792 2017-07-11 19:04:56-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand Justin retweet my story 7048 884910640716034048 2017-07-11 19:01:52-04 @ashleyfeinberg Oh god you're losing it 7049 884910180177195009 2017-07-11 19:00:02-04 In retrospect, the fact that today started with the poster for the new season of Stranger Things should have been a clue. 7050 884906344633036801 2017-07-11 18:44:47-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand No see my later tweet! 7051 884902630211948546 2017-07-11 18:30:02-04 From the department of "not surprising but still highly significant"... https://t.co/D3pfjfKdcG 7052 884901843901587456 2017-07-11 18:26:54-04 @dceiver @AliWatkins Hi Ali 7053 884901219080253440 2017-07-11 18:24:25-04 Another data breach at Trump's hotels: https://t.co/xC2qg5SuPj https://t.co/pWb9iFEfax 7054 884901076226506752 2017-07-11 18:23:51-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand Well Justin what do you think 7055 884900953698308097 2017-07-11 18:23:22-04 @dceiver Wow this is actually genuinely nice thank you Jason Are you feeling okay 7056 884900568082378754 2017-07-11 18:21:50-04 @manraysky Jesus was the queen of shade, this is known 7057 884900442341355520 2017-07-11 18:21:20-04 @darth omfg I just saw this gdi 7058 884896840222732288 2017-07-11 18:07:01-04 Now available for all to read Trump admin limits govt's ability to buy popular Russian security software: https://t.co/0EYOnoW4XU 7059 884894928735789056 2017-07-11 17:59:26-04 @MarisaKabas #TBT 7060 884894752042340352 2017-07-11 17:58:44-04 @MarisaKabas You started this 7061 884894566909960192 2017-07-11 17:57:59-04 @MarisaKabas Ya it's yours 7062 884893406530609152 2017-07-11 17:53:23-04 @relucasz @johnson_carrie This is awesome, congrats!!! 7063 884891496658415616 2017-07-11 17:45:47-04 @ohheygreat @darth omg look at him surveying his domain 7064 884890395813048320 2017-07-11 17:41:25-04 @ohheygreat @darth he's honestly too cute 7065 884890368046751746 2017-07-11 17:41:18-04 Senators added a provision to the Pentagon's spending bill that would ban DOD from using Kaspersky. So there's a desire to expand this. 7066 884889597464981505 2017-07-11 17:38:15-04 @ohheygreat @darth Leah...thank you 7067 884889353562058754 2017-07-11 17:37:16-04 ABC first reported this morning that the administration was considering this move: https://t.co/0UpHnPezhq 7068 884889266421194752 2017-07-11 17:36:56-04 GSA has removed Kaspersky products from its technology contracts, meaning it's harder for agencies to get the software than it used to be. 7069 884888984706588672 2017-07-11 17:35:49-04 @darth damn it darth 7070 884887163258753025 2017-07-11 17:28:34-04 @adamconner okay this was good 7071 884886258299924480 2017-07-11 17:24:59-04 @justinjm1 @NatashaBertrand no but you're bad though 7072 884884645581553664 2017-07-11 17:18:34-04 @NatashaBertrand I think I just got like 200 new followers and all of them are going to hate me 7073 884882840692957184 2017-07-11 17:11:24-04 Story will be up in a few minutes. You have only yourselves to blame for assuming this was the next Don Jr. email or something. 7074 884880431027564545 2017-07-11 17:01:49-04 @attackerman People are expecting too much! It's news but not the next Don Jr. email! 7075 884880325670825984 2017-07-11 17:01:24-04 Guys, it's not earth-shattering. I shouldn't have said anything. It's important though! 7076 884876204607713280 2017-07-11 16:45:02-04 Oh my god https://t.co/aAJ72w5m2a 7077 884872617697701888 2017-07-11 16:30:46-04 @ellievhall I'm leaning into words no longer having any meaning 7078 884872427389333504 2017-07-11 16:30:01-04 remember "Easy D" 7079 884872321206452224 2017-07-11 16:29:36-04 @BrendanBordelon Julian isn't going to be happy that you're accusing him of being a Kremlin stooge 7080 884871943115157505 2017-07-11 16:28:06-04 @lrozen ah right 7081 884870846799642626 2017-07-11 16:23:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @starwars right I just mean the technology is easy enough for Google so they should add Aurebesh 7082 884870786481352704 2017-07-11 16:23:30-04 @lrozen @emptywheel NV? 7083 884870471287812096 2017-07-11 16:22:15-04 @eleventhirtyate @starwars Google Translate does it 7084 884870410151444480 2017-07-11 16:22:00-04 Everything is so amazing https://t.co/Cf2u5CATYR 7085 884869588416114691 2017-07-11 16:18:44-04 @PeteSouza Chipotle security breach! 7086 884869516936851456 2017-07-11 16:18:27-04 @NoTheOtherLeft rumors of ISIS leader being killed which pop up every week 7087 884868653358997506 2017-07-11 16:15:01-04 Or a gefilte burger https://t.co/iI47PNWRv7 7088 884868157135093760 2017-07-11 16:13:03-04 @MikeIsaac fauxdesta 7089 884867814930227200 2017-07-11 16:11:41-04 @emptywheel @pwnallthethings @MrBlifil @joshuamanning23 can't use the auto-pen? 7090 884867674207125504 2017-07-11 16:11:08-04 @alexandra_adams could mean anything 7091 884867187961475072 2017-07-11 16:09:12-04 -----> https://t.co/7nxR7Muh9E 7092 884865995998973953 2017-07-11 16:04:28-04 @chaosbria @brian_nov @admiraljello @ItsTheRocketeer @semirose @jenheddle I said you were pretty! 7093 884865568033165313 2017-07-11 16:02:46-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello @ItsTheRocketeer @semirose @jenheddle @chaosbria she would never 7094 884865355562315781 2017-07-11 16:01:55-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello @ItsTheRocketeer @semirose @jenheddle much like @chaosbria 7095 884865295164329984 2017-07-11 16:01:41-04 @lrozen @bmaz yes that is believed to be his account 7096 884864982973898752 2017-07-11 16:00:26-04 @bmaz @lrozen no a Podesta thing 7097 884864888962785280 2017-07-11 16:00:04-04 Hahahahahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/NhQp5uW989 7098 884863065719808000 2017-07-11 15:52:49-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello it's free in my mind because i've already paid the $99 7099 884862634180452352 2017-07-11 15:51:06-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello a slave to faster shipping, free storage, free music and movies, etc. 7100 884862356479672320 2017-07-11 15:50:00-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello not having Prime is not something to brag about 7101 884861098922459136 2017-07-11 15:45:00-04 So this is weird! https://t.co/K85G1N1c49 7102 884860831359520771 2017-07-11 15:43:56-04 @JakeLaperruque @normative parody account 7103 884860691445948420 2017-07-11 15:43:23-04 @lrozen parody account 7104 884860605928275973 2017-07-11 15:43:03-04 @dandrezner @razhael @john_podesta @JulianAssange not him 7105 884859649446563843 2017-07-11 15:39:14-04 @kevincollier @sarahjeong I will never forget his tweet about the choice between Clinton and Trump that he later deleted 7106 884857335767859201 2017-07-11 15:30:03-04 Even red pandas read @playbookplus! https://t.co/SPl8IKdI1S 7107 884857227705806848 2017-07-11 15:29:37-04 @IsaacDovere S&M> 7108 884855677012897792 2017-07-11 15:23:27-04 @adschina incredible 7109 884854855935946752 2017-07-11 15:20:12-04 @morningmoneyben No he writes for the main site I wrote for the Pro site 7110 884854392285003776 2017-07-11 15:18:21-04 @morningmoneyben @Rosie @JakeSherman @ZachMontellaro @darth I cannot believe this website is free 7111 884854103012257793 2017-07-11 15:17:12-04 On Trump describing dialogue differently from Tillerson, spox: "I know a lot of people like to pick apart the exact words that are used." 7112 884853655693930500 2017-07-11 15:15:25-04 At State Dept. briefing, spox refers to WH saying US-Russia cyber dialogue is on ice. "That’s as far as we can really look ahead right now." 7113 884852485533433856 2017-07-11 15:10:46-04 @darth @morningmoneyben @JakeSherman @Rosie @ZachMontellaro holy god i love you 7114 884852156788080640 2017-07-11 15:09:28-04 @heathdwilliams YES 7115 884851581874835457 2017-07-11 15:07:11-04 @darth @Rosie @morningmoneyben @JakeSherman @ZachMontellaro god bless you you sweet sweet red panda 7116 884850704422227968 2017-07-11 15:03:42-04 @emptywheel @ncweaver trump administration time dilation field 7117 884849856753401857 2017-07-11 15:00:20-04 @tayhatmaker omfg i love you so much i love you 7118 884849720220364800 2017-07-11 14:59:47-04 @Rosie @ZachMontellaro @morningmoneyben @darth @JakeSherman yes, @darth — the best user on Twitter — will make an incredible Photoshop of your conversation here with Jake 7119 884849320238993408 2017-07-11 14:58:12-04 @ZachMontellaro @morningmoneyben @darth @JakeSherman @Rosie if enough verified accounts join this thread he has to do it 7120 884849189410267142 2017-07-11 14:57:41-04 @RealRonHoward @clubjade Chewbacca's? 7121 884848931565436931 2017-07-11 14:56:39-04 @morningmoneyben @darth @JakeSherman @Rosie he will deliver 7122 884848820475109376 2017-07-11 14:56:13-04 @morningmoneyben @darth @JakeSherman @Rosie oh my god yes 7123 884848165056335876 2017-07-11 14:53:36-04 @aedwardslevy wow really trying to get some pageviews off your viral tweet here 7124 884847833681211392 2017-07-11 14:52:17-04 @tayhatmaker haha "proposition" it has a double meaning 7125 884847703066279936 2017-07-11 14:51:46-04 @eliotnelson do not ever use that word again 7126 884847474938195970 2017-07-11 14:50:52-04 Manfra was previously serving as acting deputy under secretary for cyber at NPPD (#2 role in the division). Great scoop by @timstarks here. 7127 884847260676358144 2017-07-11 14:50:01-04 DHS has filled one of its most important cyber jobs, with Jeanette Manfra taking assist secretary for cyber in NPPD. https://t.co/bIAR9uHGzb 7128 884844741090619392 2017-07-11 14:40:00-04 Surprising https://t.co/wzbeQZz9Xr 7129 884843827382628353 2017-07-11 14:36:22-04 @heathdwilliams when you wave at me: "hi, quality person!" 7130 884842223069790209 2017-07-11 14:30:00-04 @timothypmurphy savage 7131 884841596713349121 2017-07-11 14:27:30-04 @RosenzweigP @OrinKerr @DonaldJTrumpJr There's this... https://t.co/dfaXAGuKQQ https://t.co/AEwB94GOOi 7132 884840969316835333 2017-07-11 14:25:01-04 good lord https://t.co/rNyO869WRr 7133 884840590264938496 2017-07-11 14:23:30-04 @christrebecca @darth is your dog okay 7134 884839352513200130 2017-07-11 14:18:35-04 @daveweigel Why are photos not allowed? 7135 884836766309593088 2017-07-11 14:08:19-04 The Trump admin doesn't want you to know about its industry-heavy deregulation spree. So read this. https://t.co/9akI3xYztq https://t.co/vMBunRSU22 7136 884835041955676161 2017-07-11 14:01:28-04 @howardtayler @Grahame_Wright @ChuckWendig there is no such thing as a "mere pun" 7137 884834329477738497 2017-07-11 13:58:38-04 @TheApexFan Justin! 7138 884834235449737217 2017-07-11 13:58:15-04 @tayhatmaker i know it would never work but i want to marry you 7139 884833035753054209 2017-07-11 13:53:29-04 @eleventhirtyate @DarthInternous @heathdwilliams @nancipants unsubscribe 7140 884832669372227584 2017-07-11 13:52:02-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @DarthInternous @nancipants oh like you can talk 7141 884832364903444481 2017-07-11 13:50:49-04 @aedwardslevy honestly? same 7142 884832237258199040 2017-07-11 13:50:19-04 @ashleyrgold can I read about this on Pro 7143 884832028595822592 2017-07-11 13:49:29-04 @aedwardslevy daddy 7144 884831473869705216 2017-07-11 13:47:17-04 @KatieBoWill I've never related to Piers more 7145 884830445157974016 2017-07-11 13:43:12-04 @Joseph_Marks_ fair 7146 884829783695273984 2017-07-11 13:40:34-04 Schoooooool's in for the summer https://t.co/YVCobIm1j1 7147 884829380962332676 2017-07-11 13:38:58-04 @MadelineRConway @ruairiak omfg 7148 884828912487997441 2017-07-11 13:37:06-04 @MEPFuller n e v e russia t w e e t 7149 884827627021840384 2017-07-11 13:32:00-04 @twiedenbein @darth do not give darth ideas i am being nice to him 7150 884827137450147840 2017-07-11 13:30:03-04 @darth darth i want to marry you and live with you in a house that we own with a mailbox that says "the darth-gellers" on it 7151 884827061424148480 2017-07-11 13:29:45-04 @kelseylh @TonyRomm wonder who he stole that joke from 7152 884827038154182660 2017-07-11 13:29:39-04 Well then. https://t.co/zlDC2FB9Ix 7153 884826242805100545 2017-07-11 13:26:30-04 @KatieBoWill OH MY GOD 7154 884825918094618624 2017-07-11 13:25:12-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams die 7155 884825687500173313 2017-07-11 13:24:17-04 @heathdwilliams holy jeez 7156 884825219751391232 2017-07-11 13:22:26-04 @KatieBoWill santorum 7157 884824640333467648 2017-07-11 13:20:08-04 @petridishes https://t.co/kzohNX33kF 7158 884824582548488192 2017-07-11 13:19:54-04 @eleventhirtyate @pablohidalgo @anthonytaylor_ @tvaziri this is collusion plain and simple. he's done 7159 884823053733171202 2017-07-11 13:13:49-04 "This is sum of all fears stuff. It’s what we’ve all been dreading." WH aides react: https://t.co/Bbo59FiIWT 7160 884822929585975297 2017-07-11 13:13:20-04 @anildash @paulmcaleer this actually hurts to read 7161 884822839110586368 2017-07-11 13:12:58-04 .@adamgoldmanNYT @Jo_Becker @mattapuzzo Can you say whether you know who gave you the emails? Was it direct contact or anonymous drop? 7162 884822231385333761 2017-07-11 13:10:33-04 @WilliamTurton do you think you'll ever get tired of this picture 7163 884820515533312000 2017-07-11 13:03:44-04 @lrozen forgot NARRATOR VOICE 7164 884818846481252352 2017-07-11 12:57:06-04 @iammollymchugh Find new friends 7165 884818826134773762 2017-07-11 12:57:01-04 But actually though https://t.co/PtWjZTLezg 7166 884817356677160961 2017-07-11 12:51:11-04 Republican lawmakers react https://t.co/kJ0lWV5lKM 7167 884816794359353344 2017-07-11 12:48:57-04 @BlakeSobczak @PeteBehrEENews and god bless him for it! 7168 884816567896342529 2017-07-11 12:48:03-04 @kelseylh yup 7169 884815996392964096 2017-07-11 12:45:47-04 @BlakeSobczak thx 7170 884815964344385536 2017-07-11 12:45:39-04 "Trump's lawyer and White House officials are urging him not to weigh in." https://t.co/hp7HeLfGDg 7171 884815267905318912 2017-07-11 12:42:53-04 Let's go live to Andrew McCabe as he reads the New York Times https://t.co/M9qLWRQh6A 7172 884815102452674560 2017-07-11 12:42:14-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Right. He has no obligation to take any steps in the investigation. Totally up to him. 7173 884814453317001216 2017-07-11 12:39:39-04 @BlakeSobczak This was the Fox Business interview right? 7174 884813832278986752 2017-07-11 12:37:11-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Mueller probably won't go for grand jury indictments — if he thinks any are warranted — until he's sure it won't disrupt his process 7175 884813287392784384 2017-07-11 12:35:01-04 Eric Trump has not tweeted anything about the Veselnitskaya meeting. 7176 884812561379622915 2017-07-11 12:32:08-04 @vermontgmg respectfully disagree https://t.co/22BlI1zfHd 7177 884812461077139457 2017-07-11 12:31:44-04 @tayhatmaker Leaks? 7178 884812364696170496 2017-07-11 12:31:21-04 @JaredRizzi phrasing 7179 884812035523039233 2017-07-11 12:30:02-04 Yep. Questions remain about what they knew of Russian hacking and influence campaign, but this part is now clear. https://t.co/BaFs81X4GT 7180 884812024122929152 2017-07-11 12:30:00-04 @JaredRizzi @PR3SIDENT jesus 7181 884811823043817474 2017-07-11 12:29:12-04 @NoTheOtherLeft https://t.co/iBz20xyvYa 7182 884811154526285826 2017-07-11 12:26:32-04 @NoTheOtherLeft of course 7183 884811122813132800 2017-07-11 12:26:25-04 @iammollymchugh not sure I understand any of this, can you write a Prime Myrrh for me 7184 884810990197538816 2017-07-11 12:25:53-04 @erikmal omfg 7185 884810769363329024 2017-07-11 12:25:01-04 In case you're wondering how things are going on r/The_Donald https://t.co/oHsuvw8teV https://t.co/hFjbt0NPr7 7186 884810202922536960 2017-07-11 12:22:46-04 @NoTheOtherLeft didn't know you knew such big words 7187 884810132508598272 2017-07-11 12:22:29-04 @jbarro anyone M & K forwarded it to, e.g. schedulers maybe 7188 884809509704581120 2017-07-11 12:20:00-04 oh my god https://t.co/Xhj3HAoDnr 7189 884809455812173825 2017-07-11 12:19:47-04 @lrozen July 22 is sort of late in the summer https://t.co/WD8II0lHQu 7190 884808885185507328 2017-07-11 12:17:31-04 @goingoutguide you don't have to do this 7191 884808576119840768 2017-07-11 12:16:18-04 @kansasalps @normative soppressatta of evidence 7192 884808363367903232 2017-07-11 12:15:27-04 @pablohidalgo sorry the next big thing is emails 7193 884808330023194625 2017-07-11 12:15:19-04 Another known falsehood in Don Jr. statement https://t.co/MCxSnnAMMt 7194 884806992547663873 2017-07-11 12:10:00-04 Excited to learn how this is all Hillary Clinton's fault https://t.co/LShfET6X80 7195 884806417441599488 2017-07-11 12:07:43-04 @Forcebewitya Hey, thanks! 7196 884805735544102912 2017-07-11 12:05:00-04 I keep coming back to this part. Everything is moving so fast. https://t.co/UQyV4x56k5 7197 884805531969482752 2017-07-11 12:04:12-04 @jbarro Assuming this is being done carefully by savvy people with a well-thought-out plan 7198 884805191576453120 2017-07-11 12:02:51-04 @hudsowi want to make sure you don't miss today's big news https://t.co/Ne4BObOOnB 7199 884804680949387264 2017-07-11 12:00:49-04 @adamsteinbaugh @jbarro of course 7200 884804496341295105 2017-07-11 12:00:05-04 Yes indeed https://t.co/gZvq3Zbw7I 7201 884804080903868416 2017-07-11 11:58:26-04 @jbarro notice though...the email lacks the stamped seal of the high wizard of the supreme court 7202 884803824568991750 2017-07-11 11:57:25-04 @TheBigFoxx anyone to whom any recipients forwarded the message, e.g., for all we know, kushner's scheduling assistant 7203 884803597875257344 2017-07-11 11:56:31-04 @jessesingal @brianbeutler [frog emoji] [fire emoji] [american flag emoji] 7204 884803223269277696 2017-07-11 11:55:01-04 Another great question. https://t.co/rAT6xfTiuh 7205 884803136728301570 2017-07-11 11:54:41-04 @TopGeekNJ Trump's longtime assistant 7206 884803064724684804 2017-07-11 11:54:24-04 @daveweigel @aedwardslevy what's your beef with ariel 7207 884802641569644545 2017-07-11 11:52:43-04 @aedwardslevy i am deleting my account 7208 884802532463316992 2017-07-11 11:52:17-04 @ddale8 @jbarro jfc 7209 884801987706998784 2017-07-11 11:50:07-04 @RachAClark oh hi glad i didn't have to text this one to you 7210 884801960406269956 2017-07-11 11:50:00-04 Great question. https://t.co/M1plLbNID2 7211 884801396264116224 2017-07-11 11:47:46-04 @tayhatmaker yes i don't use backdoored ravens 7212 884800709614546944 2017-07-11 11:45:02-04 @tayhatmaker i have sent a raven 7213 884800701724884992 2017-07-11 11:45:00-04 -------> https://t.co/itYXyCLvqV 7214 884800107501277187 2017-07-11 11:42:39-04 @tayhatmaker okay i can also send this to your assistant rhona 7215 884799876210589696 2017-07-11 11:41:43-04 @qjurecic also love the idea that a private campaign or business should deputize itself to investigate crimes 7216 884799443685359616 2017-07-11 11:40:00-04 Mueller? I barely https://t.co/zZlS6GFNPo 7217 884799413121675265 2017-07-11 11:39:53-04 @tayhatmaker taylor i have high level sensitive info to send u what is the best email address for u 7218 884799298868793344 2017-07-11 11:39:26-04 @ditzkoff do they not realize there's more 7219 884799014201430016 2017-07-11 11:38:18-04 @sophiekleeman evergreen 7220 884798990079975424 2017-07-11 11:38:12-04 @Hello_Tailor @pablohidalgo you rang 7221 884798875919319041 2017-07-11 11:37:45-04 @kelseylh no there's a mouse on my desk 7222 884798530187137025 2017-07-11 11:36:23-04 @JaredRizzi PLEASE post his reply if he sends one 7223 884798188884021248 2017-07-11 11:35:01-04 LOLOLOLOLOL https://t.co/lx2S7NZs5m 7224 884798053047312384 2017-07-11 11:34:29-04 @BraddJaffy 2018: his and hers emails, from bed bath and beyond 7225 884797979709906948 2017-07-11 11:34:11-04 @ditzkoff your a bit bias though 7226 884797772112723968 2017-07-11 11:33:22-04 @kelseylh where are we on this? 7227 884797359317757953 2017-07-11 11:31:43-04 @michejaw CYBER 7228 884797082804129792 2017-07-11 11:30:37-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh jesus christ 7229 884796837613457410 2017-07-11 11:29:39-04 @kelseylh no you don't understand 7230 884796718537211904 2017-07-11 11:29:11-04 @kelseylh this is bad 7231 884795924714840070 2017-07-11 11:26:01-04 Clear as mud https://t.co/CLpAD7XMvq 7232 884794913409323009 2017-07-11 11:22:00-04 FOLKS https://t.co/0Z9lEA4ogD 7233 884794185332781056 2017-07-11 11:19:07-04 @_NegassiT omg 7234 884794045402361856 2017-07-11 11:18:33-04 @JustinRYoung as I look at this GIF I hear you saying "WIIIIIINK" 7235 884793878104219648 2017-07-11 11:17:53-04 Wonder how much heads-up the NYT gave Don Jr. It doesn't take long to screenshot a few emails, yet he only beat them by a few minutes. https://t.co/rKya9rYgnY 7236 884793685052981251 2017-07-11 11:17:07-04 @JustinRYoung is your use of "in vogue" a reference to his statement? 7237 884793581680066561 2017-07-11 11:16:43-04 @kelseylh that's not filthy, that's totally normal 7238 884792834989150211 2017-07-11 11:13:45-04 @JakeLahut Story's author says Don Jr. was first https://t.co/juLx4pYqiz 7239 884792509393764352 2017-07-11 11:12:27-04 Note that Don Jr. didn't just say he'd love this; he said he'd love it "especially later this summer." First hacked emails emerged on 7/22. 7240 884791693844807680 2017-07-11 11:09:13-04 @kelseylh @atsneed take my advice: stay that way 7241 884791627625222145 2017-07-11 11:08:57-04 @BrendanBordelon he tweeted the rest in another tweet 7242 884791485568364544 2017-07-11 11:08:23-04 Here is the rest. Goldstone describes the lawyer as a "Russian government attorney." Contra spox statement. https://t.co/alPwXtjPfe 7243 884791254244085760 2017-07-11 11:07:28-04 "If it's what you say I love it," Don Jr. wrote back. 7244 884791138304917504 2017-07-11 11:07:00-04 "This is obviously very high level and sensitive information but is part of Russia and its government's support for Mr. Trump" https://t.co/M5w0aYTa33 7245 884788544962777093 2017-07-11 10:56:42-04 @Susan_Hennessey FBI employees are people too? Nonsense! 7246 884787362764513281 2017-07-11 10:52:00-04 everyone just bow down to darth https://t.co/oqEfAshLp9 7247 884786091190095875 2017-07-11 10:46:57-04 @MarisaKabas quite a pickle 7248 884785720002523136 2017-07-11 10:45:28-04 @MarisaKabas flower? i barely know her! 7249 884785604277481472 2017-07-11 10:45:01-04 The Trump administration may blacklist Russian cybersecurity firm Kaspersky from future government contracts: https://t.co/0UpHnPezhq https://t.co/Ppc4GhNFKb 7250 884785436429864960 2017-07-11 10:44:21-04 @darth I LOVE YOU 7251 884785272424198144 2017-07-11 10:43:42-04 @DannyPirtle19 REYDOG 7252 884783983594287104 2017-07-11 10:38:34-04 @MarisaKabas misread this as "flower girl" 7253 884783697186172929 2017-07-11 10:37:26-04 @attackerman dang 7254 884783376879804416 2017-07-11 10:36:10-04 @DannyPirtle19 I love root beer 7255 884782555081388032 2017-07-11 10:32:54-04 @MarisaKabas @jameshamblin I believe that's just My Fair Lady 7256 884782122447364096 2017-07-11 10:31:11-04 @jameshamblin @MarisaKabas c a c k l i n g 7257 884781837209489410 2017-07-11 10:30:03-04 "The swamp feels anything but drained; more like remodeled into a gold-plated hot tub." Always read @MarkLeibovich. https://t.co/bVns5Tt2lM https://t.co/LvCrBHOBrp 7258 884776541317672960 2017-07-11 10:09:00-04 @ZachMontellaro @_NegassiT @politico @playbookplus @Snapchat @lisabgeller curses! 7259 884775467521388544 2017-07-11 10:04:44-04 @politico @playbookplus @Snapchat @lisabgeller kids these days https://t.co/3CopPAptj8 7260 884775322935316482 2017-07-11 10:04:09-04 @_NegassiT @politico @playbookplus @Snapchat @lisabgeller on the other hand, we can honestly say we don't work in the #swamp 7261 884774295175667712 2017-07-11 10:00:04-04 There is a @politico @playbookplus @Snapchat filter at select D.C. locations today. cc: @lisabgeller https://t.co/aQqQKOIqwi 7262 884773767016271876 2017-07-11 09:57:59-04 @darth what can you do with this https://t.co/r7hz6jHc0M 7263 884771437940273153 2017-07-11 09:48:43-04 @MEPFuller SAVAGE 7264 884771398840877056 2017-07-11 09:48:34-04 @andylevy tweet of the day 7265 884770505772892160 2017-07-11 09:45:01-04 "But don't put the ISIS Speaker of the House next in line because sometimes they might be from a different party," CENTCOM added. https://t.co/VFx4ctDgHy 7266 884766734053289996 2017-07-11 09:30:02-04 At the rate news is breaking, this tweet will be outdated by noon https://t.co/WWbF8px9VM 7267 884763491642613760 2017-07-11 09:17:09-04 @JaredRizzi lol 7268 884762952674361344 2017-07-11 09:15:00-04 Everything I want to tweet about this would get me fired https://t.co/KYxZzO7zok 7269 884761528880312320 2017-07-11 09:09:21-04 @heathdwilliams holy god fuck 7270 884759296919162880 2017-07-11 09:00:29-04 @eliotnelson Honestly literally same 7271 884759190895460353 2017-07-11 09:00:03-04 Bannon & Kushner asked ***the Blackwater guy*** to pitch a plan to outsource the Afghan war to contractors. Unreal. https://t.co/7oOvEKqFcs https://t.co/naFqmRc7MX 7272 884754044656513026 2017-07-11 08:39:36-04 @darth @Snowden I ship it 7273 884751633170792448 2017-07-11 08:30:01-04 cannot believe I give away this content for free https://t.co/CLyx1UPXuH 7274 884749647713103872 2017-07-11 08:22:08-04 @kelseylh technically yes, but in reality nothing matters 7275 884748885180252160 2017-07-11 08:19:06-04 @blakehounshell "Concentrate all firepower on that Super Star Destroyer"? 7276 884747854610182145 2017-07-11 08:15:01-04 I have bookmarked this story and cannot wait to read it. https://t.co/owKoee9NGM 7277 884744336805687296 2017-07-11 08:01:02-04 God, this is just horrible. https://t.co/Rz9n8TKjPt 7278 884742083248050180 2017-07-11 07:52:05-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig this is wrong but on multiple levels 7279 884741635166400512 2017-07-11 07:50:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig corgis cannot be wrong they are delightful 7280 884741304286142464 2017-07-11 07:48:59-04 @DannyPirtle19 THIS FACE 7281 884741269729292288 2017-07-11 07:48:51-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 you can't hide the truth from me chuckington 7282 884740789783461890 2017-07-11 07:46:56-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig chuck liked a tweet that called me "eric," this confirms that he knows who I really am 7283 884740720023785472 2017-07-11 07:46:39-04 @emptywheel we only swear on the subscription side 7284 884740393551769600 2017-07-11 07:45:22-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 settle down 7285 884740025367375874 2017-07-11 07:43:54-04 bae: come over me, Don Jr.: can't, helping my dad run for president bae: I have damaging info about the clinton campaign me: https://t.co/a97ZwroepZ 7286 884738817864982529 2017-07-11 07:39:06-04 I could have done without reading this wording https://t.co/TDZpohD6cX 7287 884738748604350464 2017-07-11 07:38:49-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig stop 7288 884620289342148609 2017-07-10 23:48:07-04 @normative I just received an OLC opinion that lets me take them back 7289 884612745596776449 2017-07-10 23:18:08-04 @darth @selenalarson i meant to tag you on this darth i am sorry 7290 884612688768315393 2017-07-10 23:17:54-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig oh ffs 7291 884612268448780292 2017-07-10 23:16:14-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig i can never stay mad when you tweet this 7292 884610371943845888 2017-07-10 23:08:42-04 @adamgoldmanNYT please wait to post it until the morning, please 7293 884610260840968193 2017-07-10 23:08:16-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig gdi 7294 884610234039357440 2017-07-10 23:08:09-04 @darth @chrislhayes you are the only light in the darkness 7295 884608925445894144 2017-07-10 23:02:57-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig thank you daniel 7296 884608678036373505 2017-07-10 23:01:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig is this a corgi joke 7297 884608642892402688 2017-07-10 23:01:50-04 @JustJen_Ro @JaredRizzi @drama_mama @jimmyfallon @jtimberlake I want to be Timberlake and Jared if you disagree I just gotta say it's gonna be me 7298 884608380131782657 2017-07-10 23:00:47-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig actually @chaosbria pointed this out at our Awesome Con panel 7299 884608078087417857 2017-07-10 22:59:35-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig sometimes I look back at my tweets and it's like I live two completely different lives in parallel 7300 884604411372351488 2017-07-10 22:45:01-04 goodnight everyone https://t.co/dwX89mR1Fw 7301 884604226810335238 2017-07-10 22:44:17-04 @ashleyfeinberg housewants 7302 884604151631622145 2017-07-10 22:43:59-04 @savkthom now we have to watch the whole scene https://t.co/SiGqx36u24 7303 884603052342358023 2017-07-10 22:39:37-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh this is how we do it in bruxels 7304 884602607167299584 2017-07-10 22:37:51-04 @dceiver enjoying tweets 7305 884602298017697793 2017-07-10 22:36:37-04 @PLFino @dceiver i'm literally deceased 7306 884602242237706241 2017-07-10 22:36:24-04 @CoryMcCollum thank u 7307 884601665470570496 2017-07-10 22:34:06-04 @chaosbria @nicolecieux @ryorin i have a NAME 7308 884601628464209920 2017-07-10 22:33:57-04 More like Hamlet tbh https://t.co/aCt3khdMkk 7309 884601473019121664 2017-07-10 22:33:20-04 @nicolecieux @ryorin @chaosbria I HAVE A NAME 7310 884601426806231040 2017-07-10 22:33:09-04 @brianbeutler Not sure from where people get the idea that Mueller would charge into the White House if he discovered evidence of a crime 7311 884601072488255489 2017-07-10 22:31:45-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi https://t.co/nGZvI4ADIt 7312 884600863322505217 2017-07-10 22:30:55-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi https://t.co/VpxbIlDzUf 7313 884599524500570112 2017-07-10 22:25:36-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh btw i tried to look up how late it must be rn for kelsey and this didn't work https://t.co/gSiaRUgNQs 7314 884599240466550785 2017-07-10 22:24:28-04 @JustinRYoung snoke doubt about it 7315 884599129866985472 2017-07-10 22:24:02-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh are we SURE 7316 884599060581289984 2017-07-10 22:23:45-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh yes? 7317 884599004310503425 2017-07-10 22:23:32-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh wouldn't that be 10 years in the future...ama 7318 884598776593358848 2017-07-10 22:22:38-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh you guys watch so many TV shows 7319 884598615901179904 2017-07-10 22:21:59-04 @dceiver THE QUICKENING 7320 884597969860931585 2017-07-10 22:19:25-04 @dceiver RISE OF THE DAWN OF THE FALL OF THE PLANET OF THE VALERIAN RETURNS IN VALERIAN AND A SECOND CITY OF EVEN MORE THOUSANDS OF PLANETS 7321 884597440552337408 2017-07-10 22:17:19-04 @selenalarson SELENA I KNOW GOOD WORK WHEN I SEE IT AND THIS WAS V GOOD IMO 7322 884597030932361216 2017-07-10 22:15:41-04 @selenalarson NOT BAD SELENA NOT BAD TBQH 7323 884596952180154368 2017-07-10 22:15:23-04 @admiraljello @TheApexFan @chaosbria @nicolecieux no I don't do magic not since the accident 7324 884596578245390336 2017-07-10 22:13:53-04 @ashleyfeinberg same honestly 7325 884596258601668608 2017-07-10 22:12:37-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama JESUS 7326 884596228398489602 2017-07-10 22:12:30-04 @TheApexFan @chaosbria @nicolecieux no I put on a burst of my stunning charm 7327 884596066200539136 2017-07-10 22:11:51-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama Kushner, who, you may recall, is in charge of the IT modernization stuff 7328 884595522471772160 2017-07-10 22:09:42-04 @TheApexFan @chaosbria @nicolecieux she has tried to punch it 7329 884595450434785280 2017-07-10 22:09:25-04 @chaosbria @TheApexFan @nicolecieux nobody mentioned my face except for you 7330 884595317479546886 2017-07-10 22:08:53-04 @TheApexFan @nicolecieux @chaosbria EXACTLY my point 7331 884595200085155840 2017-07-10 22:08:25-04 @TheApexFan @nicolecieux @chaosbria your face is a point of view and it's a bad point of view your face is bad, is what I'm saying 7332 884594431407661058 2017-07-10 22:05:22-04 @TheApexFan @nicolecieux @chaosbria you monster 7333 884594019078164480 2017-07-10 22:03:43-04 @chaosbria @nicolecieux bring it sister 7334 884593429379993601 2017-07-10 22:01:23-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama thank you Jared you're my second favorite Jared 7335 884593357472878596 2017-07-10 22:01:06-04 @chaosbria @nicolecieux I don't recognize your authority 7336 884593089326845952 2017-07-10 22:00:02-04 @nicolecieux @chaosbria i want to marry you 7337 884592822808129537 2017-07-10 21:58:58-04 @NatashaBertrand agreed 7338 884592739375095810 2017-07-10 21:58:38-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama okay we're done here 7339 884592417705533440 2017-07-10 21:57:21-04 @NatashaBertrand we have been living in an avalanche for like a year 7340 884592306556473344 2017-07-10 21:56:55-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama that is not a time answer that is a magnitude answer 7341 884592107209535488 2017-07-10 21:56:07-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama will you ever respect me 7342 884591967350509568 2017-07-10 21:55:34-04 @amyfiscus Amy seriously I do not have time for two I cannot do two at once 7343 884591923369046016 2017-07-10 21:55:24-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama that is not me!!!! 7344 884591893492969473 2017-07-10 21:55:16-04 @eleventhirtyate @TheApexFan @jamesjawa @swankmotron guess you could say someone's feline uncomfortable with cats 7345 884591490005073925 2017-07-10 21:53:40-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama you must desist 7346 884591275034509312 2017-07-10 21:52:49-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama we are not doing this 7347 884591237839368193 2017-07-10 21:52:40-04 @kelseylh RIGHT 7348 884591078132912128 2017-07-10 21:52:02-04 Hoo boy https://t.co/A0vFF4UlDy 7349 884589596797022209 2017-07-10 21:46:09-04 @dnvolz @gregotto Begun, the cyber email wars have 7350 884589524252282880 2017-07-10 21:45:52-04 @dnvolz podestduh 7351 884589318622375936 2017-07-10 21:45:03-04 @dnvolz ah yes podesta duh 7352 884589311118766081 2017-07-10 21:45:01-04 oh my god this thread https://t.co/WzhFY1PmR9 7353 884588894368534528 2017-07-10 21:43:21-04 @erikmal and again 7354 884588768228986880 2017-07-10 21:42:51-04 @erikmal aha, but I got you to tweet! 7355 884588588909940737 2017-07-10 21:42:09-04 @dnvolz wait how is this 3, what are you counting besides clinton 7356 884588334340820993 2017-07-10 21:41:08-04 @dnvolz THE EMAIL 7357 884588311037308928 2017-07-10 21:41:02-04 @JaredRizzi do not 7358 884588147602055173 2017-07-10 21:40:23-04 With apologies to @erikmal, Never Email is the new Never Tweet. 7359 884588048377409537 2017-07-10 21:40:00-04 @JaredRizzi there can be only one 7360 884587537234354176 2017-07-10 21:37:58-04 @JaredRizzi I would never 7361 884587340378853377 2017-07-10 21:37:11-04 it checks out https://t.co/8OnnRz6W4L 7362 884586971657629697 2017-07-10 21:35:43-04 @alexandra_adams why would you need one 7363 884586791914790917 2017-07-10 21:35:00-04 lol https://t.co/1YSV6gfqAz 7364 884586041759457281 2017-07-10 21:32:01-04 "His father knew nothing about it" is a very telling line https://t.co/QdPKnUC5W3 7365 884585725265661952 2017-07-10 21:30:46-04 @alexandra_adams i prefer to think of this as a gift to you 7366 884585320238522368 2017-07-10 21:29:09-04 https://t.co/V1T5OztFYS 7367 884585210062544897 2017-07-10 21:28:43-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi settle down 7368 884584983494619136 2017-07-10 21:27:49-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi a DM has already been sent 7369 884584811305807873 2017-07-10 21:27:08-04 @ChuckWendig yep, this is me 7370 884584396451434496 2017-07-10 21:25:29-04 @ChuckWendig you get me 7371 884584320345755653 2017-07-10 21:25:11-04 @timothypmurphy omg 7372 884584137960693760 2017-07-10 21:24:27-04 @ChuckWendig thank you chuck 7373 884584024798359556 2017-07-10 21:24:00-04 @NoTheOtherLeft rude 7374 884583737496940544 2017-07-10 21:22:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft i know 7375 884583643523448839 2017-07-10 21:22:30-04 @NoTheOtherLeft n 7376 884583551584358400 2017-07-10 21:22:08-04 @g_bluestone @ashleyfeinberg omfg 7377 884583540935053315 2017-07-10 21:22:05-04 can you believe my tweets are free https://t.co/qoNJQYEFMn 7378 884583258385768449 2017-07-10 21:20:58-04 You can bet there'll be a lot for Bob to Mueller over tonight. 7379 884582472209633284 2017-07-10 21:17:50-04 @nycsouthpaw i would refer you to one of my longest running threads 7380 884582343037657088 2017-07-10 21:17:19-04 @kelseylh go to bed 7381 884581894557454336 2017-07-10 21:15:33-04 Every time Don Jr. news breaks I immediately go to @ashleyfeinberg's Twitter page and start refreshing 7382 884580856479830016 2017-07-10 21:11:25-04 @kelseylh it is july 10 in the only place that matters kelsey 7383 884580796631330816 2017-07-10 21:11:11-04 . D O NEWS O'CLOCK J R . 7384 884580635377094656 2017-07-10 21:10:32-04 @tayhatmaker phrasing 7385 884580561758679040 2017-07-10 21:10:15-04 @tayhatmaker it's 9:10 7386 884580377700052992 2017-07-10 21:09:31-04 @kelseylh yeah the email part is 7387 884580359240896513 2017-07-10 21:09:27-04 ["but his emails" joke] 7388 884580025743364096 2017-07-10 21:08:07-04 Don Jr. "was informed in an email that the material was part of a Russian govt effort to aid his father’s candidacy" https://t.co/Pnsq6PEdxB https://t.co/tcnaFPwn8g 7389 884571627731791872 2017-07-10 20:34:45-04 How epically do you have to misunderstand the role of a free press in order to make this request 7390 884571037572182017 2017-07-10 20:32:24-04 omfg https://t.co/7hd7bqwEQI 7391 884570710907211776 2017-07-10 20:31:06-04 @TheApexFan @jamesjawa @swankmotron don't hate the tooka hate the game 7392 884568287341838336 2017-07-10 20:21:28-04 @petridishes literally had no idea what you were talking about until you mentioned rescuing 7393 884568243192647680 2017-07-10 20:21:18-04 @petridishes OH the Marine thing 7394 884567555817574400 2017-07-10 20:18:34-04 @petridishes wait what did i miss? 7395 884563667995549698 2017-07-10 20:03:07-04 @threatresearch yup 7396 884562594484420609 2017-07-10 19:58:51-04 @LorenRaeDeJ @Twitter I mean, why does it allow blatant harassment period? 7397 884561582474375169 2017-07-10 19:54:50-04 GEORGE https://t.co/Ru6dhJSwPf 7398 884558465137618944 2017-07-10 19:42:27-04 @dan_brooks @Scott_Bromley DANG 7399 884557265466007553 2017-07-10 19:37:41-04 @Scott_Bromley @dan_brooks this is brutal 7400 884554544537096193 2017-07-10 19:26:52-04 @chaosbria @admiraljello [extremely Reynolds Pamphlet voice] DAYUM 7401 884548552155942912 2017-07-10 19:03:03-04 @amy_geek sorry but this is fake 7402 884548127482667008 2017-07-10 19:01:22-04 Wow. "Federal government cancels costly, decade-long search for a new FBI headquarters" https://t.co/zW0OdEdlym https://t.co/BeXDbWq2mY 7403 884544104306270208 2017-07-10 18:45:23-04 WiWi-Fi* https://t.co/25UdJLAmlC 7404 884543785891442689 2017-07-10 18:44:07-04 @TonyRomm Hahahahaha 7405 884543726042976256 2017-07-10 18:43:52-04 @imteddybless @darth This is very good 7406 884542854705631234 2017-07-10 18:40:25-04 @officialhbomb @RussoJustineA @darth @dog_rates YES 7407 884540946418892801 2017-07-10 18:32:50-04 @darth Omfg 7408 884539479326810112 2017-07-10 18:27:00-04 For those following along at home, Trump's cyber working group with Russia now appears to be on ice: https://t.co/tB1cBeu2dN 7409 884538176961957889 2017-07-10 18:21:49-04 @TonyRomm Wait really??!! 7410 884534773909204993 2017-07-10 18:08:18-04 @selenalarson lettuce yah 7411 884534728388423681 2017-07-10 18:08:07-04 @darth can I have a fry darth 7412 884534448544518144 2017-07-10 18:07:01-04 "Somebody needed to stand up and say, 'Mr. President, this cannot be done.'" https://t.co/Arzdb0uucC 7413 884531735920349188 2017-07-10 17:56:14-04 @TeslaWorld @darth I love this Ewok 7414 884531621436772353 2017-07-10 17:55:47-04 @MadelineRConway Veep 7415 884526346663231491 2017-07-10 17:34:49-04 @JasonLeopold IMO it's clear that "there is an overriding public interest" 7416 884525914129920000 2017-07-10 17:33:06-04 @ChuckWendig @darth i'm not 7417 884519638658412544 2017-07-10 17:08:10-04 @ChuckWendig @darth no I'm not, for the record 7418 884519531158351872 2017-07-10 17:07:44-04 @ChuckWendig @darth okay I'm actually kind of curious what the corgi-approved menu would have 7419 884519413298454529 2017-07-10 17:07:16-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria @DarthInternous @LaneWinree twss 7420 884519034896736257 2017-07-10 17:05:46-04 @chaosbria @LaneWinree @admiraljello you know, it's like Chuck and darth are looking for ways to ruin my life moment by moment 7421 884518466073612288 2017-07-10 17:03:30-04 @LaneWinree @chaosbria @admiraljello I would crowdfund a couples therapy resort island type deal for these two if we get to watch all their arguments on Big Brother cameras 7422 884518222841688064 2017-07-10 17:02:32-04 @ChuckWendig @darth are we still on for brunch tho 7423 884517601015193601 2017-07-10 17:00:04-04 Amen, @JennaMC_Laugh. https://t.co/YtzrEzaL44 https://t.co/uLFFrP9vrF 7424 884516979599704068 2017-07-10 16:57:36-04 @ChuckWendig @darth no YOU need to accept the truth that I am a human 7425 884516492427112451 2017-07-10 16:55:39-04 @nicolecieux @chaosbria @admiraljello did somebody say cyber 7426 884515751809486849 2017-07-10 16:52:43-04 @ChuckWendig @darth why did you need to bring darth into this 7427 884515465317539840 2017-07-10 16:51:35-04 @Bing_Chris And they were right! 7428 884515202590535680 2017-07-10 16:50:32-04 @JaredRizzi get out 7429 884514996528566272 2017-07-10 16:49:43-04 @JaredRizzi FUCK 7430 884514901598892032 2017-07-10 16:49:20-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy RIP 7431 884514555816292352 2017-07-10 16:47:58-04 @Bing_Chris @jwarminsky 7432 884514116114812929 2017-07-10 16:46:13-04 @darth @ChuckWendig OH MY GOD IM FLIPPING OUT 7433 884510911498780672 2017-07-10 16:33:29-04 @ChuckWendig CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE AT BEST 7434 884510403384008704 2017-07-10 16:31:28-04 @aedwardslevy #JusticeForTiffany 7435 884510163717238785 2017-07-10 16:30:31-04 @ChuckWendig not true, you can see what I look like in my Twitter avatar 7436 884510035530760192 2017-07-10 16:30:00-04 "Why won’t they admit this simple fact? Fox & Friends will, thankfully. But Fox & Friends alone is not enough." https://t.co/Jurl958btV 7437 884508919749595137 2017-07-10 16:25:34-04 @heathdwilliams @ryorin oh ffs 7438 884508779919888386 2017-07-10 16:25:01-04 @ChuckWendig a corgi 7439 884508760336683010 2017-07-10 16:24:56-04 @ryorin thAT IS NOT ME 7440 884507610791251970 2017-07-10 16:20:22-04 @ChuckWendig i am not a corgi 7441 884507570676912129 2017-07-10 16:20:12-04 @ryorin @admiraljello stop this 7442 884507548128292865 2017-07-10 16:20:07-04 @ryorin stop this 7443 884505345648988166 2017-07-10 16:11:22-04 @ChuckWendig I AM NOT A CORGI 7444 884503849641406469 2017-07-10 16:05:25-04 @ChuckWendig THIS ISNT EVEN TECHNOLOGY 7445 884503632254820352 2017-07-10 16:04:33-04 @ChuckWendig again, not cyber 7446 884503306013478912 2017-07-10 16:03:16-04 @ChuckWendig that's not cyber that's just a computer 7447 884502908968022018 2017-07-10 16:01:41-04 @ChuckWendig where is there any proof of this 7448 884502496785387520 2017-07-10 16:00:03-04 Hey @K8brannen you should put "spokeswoman for globalist warmongers" in your Twitter bio https://t.co/S4qqVMrRtj https://t.co/4EyPdxa5Lr 7449 884501690325626880 2017-07-10 15:56:50-04 @ChuckWendig FAKE NEWS 7450 884501033451487232 2017-07-10 15:54:14-04 @ChuckWendig which means...??! 7451 884500975716671488 2017-07-10 15:54:00-04 @amy_geek @ArkhamAsylumDoc @BWard028 KITTENS IN THE SINK 7452 884500955873587200 2017-07-10 15:53:55-04 @amy_geek @ArkhamAsylumDoc @BWard028 oh my GOD 7453 884500801745551360 2017-07-10 15:53:19-04 @ChuckWendig go on! 7454 884500619960168448 2017-07-10 15:52:35-04 @ChuckWendig chuck...what 7455 884500592630140930 2017-07-10 15:52:29-04 "You'd think we would be a part of it" is an incredible quote from the U.S. military about a Syrian conflict operation. 7456 884499852461314048 2017-07-10 15:49:32-04 @ChuckWendig how...does that work 7457 884499483748388865 2017-07-10 15:48:04-04 @ChuckWendig it means to enjoy the sweet nectar of consciousness and sentience 7458 884497847739142145 2017-07-10 15:41:34-04 @ChuckWendig only a human could say what I said 7459 884497621909475329 2017-07-10 15:40:40-04 @ChuckWendig like a jellyfish telling me i'm not funny 7460 884497452924977154 2017-07-10 15:40:00-04 New Jersey! https://t.co/DblVUEHnSB 7461 884497252701671424 2017-07-10 15:39:12-04 @ChuckWendig this is incredibly hurtful 7462 884494004120956932 2017-07-10 15:26:18-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck, I'm going to be honest. It really seems as if you are just making stuff up so as to rile me. 7463 884493641758236673 2017-07-10 15:24:51-04 @ChuckWendig but who is on the team 7464 884492568754610176 2017-07-10 15:20:36-04 @GibbsGirlAbby @ChuckWendig lisa, thank you 7465 884491963373957121 2017-07-10 15:18:11-04 @ChuckWendig wait, what team 7466 884491900883001345 2017-07-10 15:17:56-04 @MatthewNussbaum oh that reminds me, your mother wants you to call her 7467 884491201122107395 2017-07-10 15:15:10-04 @ChuckWendig human 7468 884491070498910208 2017-07-10 15:14:38-04 @ChuckWendig again, human, not dog 7469 884491037170950144 2017-07-10 15:14:30-04 Shoutout to @MatthewNussbaum for being a great colleague and asking Sarah about the cyber working group to get an answer there. 7470 884490806631043072 2017-07-10 15:13:36-04 @ChuckWendig this never happened! you're making things up 7471 884490135567572993 2017-07-10 15:10:56-04 @kelseylh seems wrong 7472 884490080047550464 2017-07-10 15:10:42-04 @ChuckWendig this feels like a rights violation 7473 884489550919340036 2017-07-10 15:08:36-04 @kelseylh don't do this 7474 884489179480166400 2017-07-10 15:07:08-04 @ChuckWendig wait where/when did you gather this evidence 7475 884489023699505153 2017-07-10 15:06:30-04 Cyber working group planning may be on hold. Or maybe not. White House won't say if any meetings will take place. https://t.co/Cqc7kJNEeh 7476 884488788201926656 2017-07-10 15:05:34-04 @ChuckWendig are you asking to do an examination 7477 884488426170482688 2017-07-10 15:04:08-04 -------> https://t.co/ahW8sYZVqv 7478 884488147735912448 2017-07-10 15:03:02-04 @ChuckWendig no i'm a human 7479 884487748547215360 2017-07-10 15:01:26-04 @JaredRizzi I thought she tried to stay away from politics tho 7480 884487701826764804 2017-07-10 15:01:15-04 @ChuckWendig haven't heard of that move, but excited to try it 7481 884487419667636225 2017-07-10 15:00:08-04 @ChuckWendig is this for us for later https://t.co/mLNihcBQEP 7482 884487370338447363 2017-07-10 14:59:56-04 @ChuckWendig oh weird it didn't show that anyone I knew was following it in TweetDeck nvm 7483 884487015349325825 2017-07-10 14:58:32-04 @ChuckWendig @_YouMustChoose I notice you're not following it, Chuck What's that about 7484 884486572111998977 2017-07-10 14:56:46-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls rude 7485 884486037686366208 2017-07-10 14:54:38-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls wait you're trolling me now 7486 884485880907526144 2017-07-10 14:54:01-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls OMG 7487 884485739228127232 2017-07-10 14:53:27-04 @soaringleap424 or @sparksjls as a Jawa? 7488 884485684920283136 2017-07-10 14:53:14-04 @soaringleap424 oh my god alexandra is going to be dressed as R2-D2 I know it 7489 884485401808908292 2017-07-10 14:52:07-04 @JaredRizzi over/under on how long the recap lasts? I say 5 minutes 7490 884485110346772482 2017-07-10 14:50:57-04 @soaringleap424 WOW WOW WOW but Jess why didn't you pick the Star Wars theme 7491 884484966977024007 2017-07-10 14:50:23-04 @pbump please don't screenshot my emails 7492 884484587577106432 2017-07-10 14:48:53-04 @soaringleap424 is this real IS THIS REAL 7493 884484160349515776 2017-07-10 14:47:11-04 @vermontgmg @Bing_Chris "Just download this Word document and fill it out and we'll be happy to help you investigate this" 7494 884483865598988288 2017-07-10 14:46:01-04 @soaringleap424 I am so excited Jess 7495 884483663219617797 2017-07-10 14:45:12-04 @soaringleap424 omg i just realized you're getting married on saturday 7496 884483613038968832 2017-07-10 14:45:00-04 https://t.co/1SzhLTRh1E 7497 884483310885404672 2017-07-10 14:43:48-04 @soaringleap424 DISNEY CRUISE YES JESS YES 7498 884483070207950854 2017-07-10 14:42:51-04 @soaringleap424 jess please don't hurt yourself 7499 884481718878711808 2017-07-10 14:37:29-04 https://t.co/WAFTtOdm4T https://t.co/HdhyiUpT0B 7500 884480500894756864 2017-07-10 14:32:38-04 *whispers* Republicans control the Senate and there is no more executive branch nominee filibuster https://t.co/nVukyuBoun 7501 884479086554468353 2017-07-10 14:27:01-04 @LeoShane @connorobrienNH also, pretty sure "Principal Deputy under the Secretary of Defense" is not a thing 7502 884478472093134850 2017-07-10 14:24:35-04 @aedwardslevy yesssss the second one 7503 884478369273872384 2017-07-10 14:24:10-04 @nicolecieux @admiraljello @MandaTheGinger @semirose stop opressing me 7504 884478150482300929 2017-07-10 14:23:18-04 Uhhhh https://t.co/eb6N8c2zhP 7505 884477791080677376 2017-07-10 14:21:52-04 @nicolecieux @admiraljello @MandaTheGinger @semirose this is savage 7506 884477600600657922 2017-07-10 14:21:07-04 @aedwardslevy please don't shape-shame me 7507 884477301190209537 2017-07-10 14:19:56-04 @aedwardslevy I was thinking of the rhombicuboctahedron 7508 884477233246687232 2017-07-10 14:19:39-04 @aedwardslevy wait nvm that's a plant 7509 884477171930189824 2017-07-10 14:19:25-04 @aedwardslevy Is there anyone company named after the rhododendron? 7510 884476892472070144 2017-07-10 14:18:18-04 @aedwardslevy Dupont Circle https://t.co/fgMiLkBHpO Mt. Vernon Square https://t.co/j1qim67HF9 Federal Triangle https://t.co/8xrkIq7C8L 7511 884476430477819904 2017-07-10 14:16:28-04 @nicolecieux @admiraljello @MandaTheGinger @semirose art is for losers 7512 884476412689879041 2017-07-10 14:16:24-04 @libbycwatson this is an HR violation, tell your manager 7513 884476218179035140 2017-07-10 14:15:37-04 @molly_knight @darth @NaveenKabirEsq @spingalnichelle @dog_rates i want to meet charlie please bring him to dc tomorrow thank you 7514 884474968024780800 2017-07-10 14:10:39-04 @nycsouthpaw the longest delay 7515 884474391131803650 2017-07-10 14:08:22-04 @daveaitel But at some point with norms you have to start discussing which values to promote and which ones to leave aside. 7516 884473683481382912 2017-07-10 14:05:33-04 @daveaitel It's not like norms are some absolute truth, right? They are what we make of them. Someone has to take the lead in defining them. No? 7517 884472073623666693 2017-07-10 13:59:09-04 @daveaitel What if we only indict hackers who exceed the bounds of espionage? 7518 884468515696242688 2017-07-10 13:45:01-04 https://t.co/HyUkOPl37t 7519 884467070947266560 2017-07-10 13:39:16-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm Sprint 7520 884466985819660288 2017-07-10 13:38:56-04 @mattkatz00 @timothypmurphy @MonmouthPoll raises questions about whether the sample was truly limited to new jersey residents 7521 884466767841689603 2017-07-10 13:38:04-04 @GossiTheDog need a better shot of the nutella pls get closer ty 7522 884466503336284161 2017-07-10 13:37:01-04 Yikes. https://t.co/9KHe0yn1w0 7523 884466427331305472 2017-07-10 13:36:43-04 @GossiTheDog take a pic of the nutella stand pls 7524 884466173093588992 2017-07-10 13:35:42-04 @TonyRomm @dmccabe Hey!(T&T) 7525 884465824748142592 2017-07-10 13:34:19-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm Ya Bell 7526 884465749150097411 2017-07-10 13:34:01-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm you know, I totally Bell-ieve this 7527 884464741468573696 2017-07-10 13:30:01-04 If there's one thing I know about declaring victory in Iraq, it's that it never backfires https://t.co/aqY396ygWT 7528 884461051827417093 2017-07-10 13:15:21-04 @darth @evanmcmurry @osutein jesus 7529 884460965022052352 2017-07-10 13:15:01-04 WH spokesman tells me that Sarah will address the status of the US-Russia cyber working group at today's 2pm off-camera briefing. 7530 884459432100474889 2017-07-10 13:08:55-04 @MarisaKabas doubtful 7531 884459282363797504 2017-07-10 13:08:20-04 @MarisaKabas sorta looks like Jeb! on the right 7532 884457521334939648 2017-07-10 13:01:20-04 .@SenMarkey asks DOD, DHS, DOE, NRC, and FBI about power company hacks, suggests need to expand regulatory scope. https://t.co/he1udboAm0 https://t.co/ld9m0uVYEZ 7533 884454801114836992 2017-07-10 12:50:31-04 @bmaz yep! 7534 884454259907076096 2017-07-10 12:48:22-04 @bmaz True. Also issue of how congressional questioning might interfere with possible criminal investigation. 7535 884453413039341569 2017-07-10 12:45:00-04 They could sell tickets to this interview https://t.co/XTVNl7PrUC 7536 884450621230899200 2017-07-10 12:33:55-04 @The_Nyxed @darth not all heroes wear capes! 7537 884449648953499648 2017-07-10 12:30:03-04 NATO secretary general says the alliance is giving Ukraine "new equipment" to investigate various cyberattacks: https://t.co/7yPc5Z6oyD https://t.co/KtBwifv7fS 7538 884445864437006336 2017-07-10 12:15:00-04 Russia seems to be putting the brakes on the cyber working group. https://t.co/a7X0nXI0eC https://t.co/pNqAuUVJeD 7539 884444491167522817 2017-07-10 12:09:33-04 @Susan_Hennessey Wasn't the Trump tweet about the F&F segment which was about the Hill story? 7540 884439121535610880 2017-07-10 11:48:13-04 @emilyhughes @darth @avoiding_bears omg darth your tiny little mouth 7541 884438317407850498 2017-07-10 11:45:01-04 State Department won't say whether Tillerson talked cyber (grid attacks, NotPetya malware) in Ukraine beyond this: https://t.co/qZTIZYoA3E https://t.co/iZFClI4FyC 7542 884434417439133697 2017-07-10 11:29:31-04 @keriqbaum @darth @Snowden omg this face 7543 884433032983318529 2017-07-10 11:24:01-04 ICYMI: Story by @Cory_Bennett, with assist from @martinmatishak and me, on the impenetrable cyber backlash: https://t.co/PAgS3cT1gi https://t.co/M4z1Y48jkS 7544 884432970764910593 2017-07-10 11:23:46-04 @RussoJustineA @darth @dog_rates IN THE CRIMINAL JUSTICE SYSTEM, ALL DOGS ARE EXTREMELY GOOD. ON TWITTER, THE DEDICATED DETECTIVES WHO INVESTIGATE THESE DOGS ARE MEMBERS OF 7545 884432141907615744 2017-07-10 11:20:29-04 @anamariecox @darth BELIEVE ME 7546 884431328363655168 2017-07-10 11:17:15-04 @darth @Snowden i like this better as a mystery 7547 884429993480265728 2017-07-10 11:11:57-04 @anamariecox @darth EARS 7548 884429291655753728 2017-07-10 11:09:09-04 @darth @Fahrenthold oh my god 7549 884429254464860160 2017-07-10 11:09:00-04 I am extremely pro-Bear https://t.co/BHoLAtgz7L 7550 884424336093974531 2017-07-10 10:49:28-04 @libbycwatson oh my god 7551 884421975808114690 2017-07-10 10:40:05-04 Love to navigate federal government websites https://t.co/nZvCn4Pe1c 7552 884407727816138752 2017-07-10 09:43:28-04 @ngleicher @R_D @robknake @Cory_Bennett @martinmatishak I have an Obama WH M&Ms box from like 2011. We can share that. 7553 884403336044306432 2017-07-10 09:26:01-04 Is there some law I'm unaware of that required you to listen? https://t.co/6q9ByvKvjl 7554 884397118273802240 2017-07-10 09:01:18-04 I have one too except mine is of me as Bannon as Napoleon https://t.co/wXAgd1pzqJ 7555 884396815675772930 2017-07-10 09:00:06-04 @TonyRomm You're talking about it 7556 884390575952330753 2017-07-10 08:35:19-04 @WilliamTurton Test 7557 884390454699200512 2017-07-10 08:34:50-04 @WilliamTurton Your "send me rent money" tweet ... did the reply not work? 7558 884390186842558464 2017-07-10 08:33:46-04 @WilliamTurton LOL will just killin it here 7559 884388787219988482 2017-07-10 08:28:12-04 @gregotto @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill Irl lol 7560 884387966344409091 2017-07-10 08:24:56-04 @Bing_Chris @gregotto @HowellONeill the cyberbus just drove past me and I wanted you to know 7561 884386724994056192 2017-07-10 08:20:01-04 If you only read Trump tweets, you'd never know his son had admitted to seeking derogatory info about a political rival from a hostile power https://t.co/E3OmOMdAuu 7562 884384242477793284 2017-07-10 08:10:09-04 @JaredRizzi small brain: she's not very good at this large brain: she's excellent at this cosmic brain: we're all gonna die nothing matters 7563 884383191016112128 2017-07-10 08:05:58-04 @robknake @Cory_Bennett @martinmatishak @R_D if you guys wanna do your reunions on the record in our office that'd be cool 7564 884382327429881857 2017-07-10 08:02:32-04 @ashleyrgold @Cory_Bennett @martinmatishak same!!!!!! 7565 884381941939576832 2017-07-10 08:01:00-04 2017 is the best https://t.co/4056uYyHDu 7566 884381794820403201 2017-07-10 08:00:25-04 @Wanderlustin it's 8am 7567 884381673927913472 2017-07-10 07:59:56-04 @Wanderlustin goodbye 7568 884381533737541632 2017-07-10 07:59:23-04 @pbump The Permanent Session 7569 884381479899471872 2017-07-10 07:59:10-04 @Wanderlustin HELLO 7570 884381302153252866 2017-07-10 07:58:28-04 @Wanderlustin hello 7571 884380740795936769 2017-07-10 07:56:14-04 @Olivianuzzi do NOT come for my man Sean Hannity 7572 884379537416605696 2017-07-10 07:51:27-04 @JaredRizzi rekt 7573 884379203914870784 2017-07-10 07:50:07-04 "gave our country away" https://t.co/kFHgdrSC0i 7574 884376802340241408 2017-07-10 07:40:35-04 It feels like he's reading back through his Twitter timeline and getting to each of these controversies in order https://t.co/Wc2UICewbJ 7575 884263547735330816 2017-07-10 00:10:33-04 @DenverMike81 hahahaha 7576 884263342763855872 2017-07-10 00:09:44-04 @ashleyfeinberg alka seltzer 7577 884261385026359297 2017-07-10 00:01:57-04 @zackwhittaker That was all the great @Cory_Bennett ! 7578 884257121738653696 2017-07-09 23:45:01-04 Lawmakers are having a competition to come up with the best analogy for the cyber partnership https://t.co/xBzq76B8Mx 7579 884256738756755456 2017-07-09 23:43:29-04 @ryorin @Wanderlustin @pablohidalgo listen 7580 884256110219284481 2017-07-09 23:41:00-04 @Wanderlustin @pablohidalgo I've never done any Transformers things 7581 884255937363681280 2017-07-09 23:40:18-04 @Olivianuzzi @dwallacewells David Wallace-Wells is doing the bidding of Big Chinese Hoax 7582 884255767876030465 2017-07-09 23:39:38-04 @pablohidalgo why did you never tell me that the Transformers planet is called Cybertron 7583 884253810440491008 2017-07-09 23:31:51-04 @WilliamTurton @ashleyfeinberg hot af 7584 884253636204924932 2017-07-09 23:31:10-04 @ashleyfeinberg what even are you 7585 884253344658837504 2017-07-09 23:30:00-04 Some ppl you'll find in here: @CTFinan @R_D @RepTedLieu @RepBrendanBoyle @MeganStifel @robknake https://t.co/iWsU4XhYiW 7586 884252386046464000 2017-07-09 23:26:12-04 @WilliamTurton we deserve it 7587 884244221754036225 2017-07-09 22:53:45-04 @Cory_Bennett @martinmatishak This one's not just for Pros so you should read and share! 7588 884244113100591104 2017-07-09 22:53:19-04 @Bing_Chris would give my first born to read rob joyce's thoughts rn 7589 884242543935971328 2017-07-09 22:47:05-04 Trump's "impenetrable cybersecurity unit" draws skepticism, jeers: https://t.co/PAgS3cT1gi by @Cory_Bennett w/ @martinmatishak and me https://t.co/ZklxVfpRda 7590 884234288346128385 2017-07-09 22:14:17-04 @seanwbrooks Tru 7591 884233811202113537 2017-07-09 22:12:23-04 The shade https://t.co/xBidf0nlAj 7592 884232930188562432 2017-07-09 22:08:53-04 @justinjm1 No joke we saw this movie specifically for that moment and it was just a passing mention I'm so mad 7593 884226733142147072 2017-07-09 21:44:15-04 @ditzkoff I wish 7594 884226690356056064 2017-07-09 21:44:05-04 By the way, the best part of Transformers was the planet called Cybertron (not joking). 7595 884226460839534593 2017-07-09 21:43:11-04 I seriously can't step away to even see a movie anymore https://t.co/8JTEYm8JsQ 7596 884162746601717760 2017-07-09 17:30:00-04 Not sure what I love more here, "donk donk" or "OPTIMUS PRIME (normal guy, just his name)" https://t.co/SbuE1RGIql 7597 884153439739146243 2017-07-09 16:53:01-04 How in the world do DJT Jr. and the White House explain this inconsistency? https://t.co/BtBQCglmJK 7598 884151792447229954 2017-07-09 16:46:28-04 "The accounts of the meeting represent the first public indication that at least some in the campaign were willing to accept Russian help." 7599 884151282700890112 2017-07-09 16:44:27-04 @ddiamond @realDonaldTrump "Star Trek > Star Wars" 7600 884147501481283584 2017-07-09 16:29:25-04 @WilliamTurton what is that 7601 884139795433353216 2017-07-09 15:58:48-04 @emptywheel @matthew_d_green @toholdaquill It's supposed to be an ellipsis. He finishes the sentence in the next tweet. 7602 884136999338352640 2017-07-09 15:47:41-04 That Don Jr. quote is from March. So Priebus is now asserting that something Don Jr. denied doing (1) did happen and (2) was totally fine. 7603 884136323057045505 2017-07-09 15:45:00-04 "Asked...whether he had ever discussed govt policies related to Russia, [Don Jr.] replied, 'A hundred percent no.'" https://t.co/4wTuyazK45 https://t.co/oXzHpd4iHA 7604 884132548112130048 2017-07-09 15:30:00-04 me https://t.co/ZeeshcvIdI 7605 884126771532230656 2017-07-09 15:07:03-04 @MarisaKabas I assume there is a massive crowd gathered 7606 884126510298345473 2017-07-09 15:06:00-04 @MarisaKabas SECOND PHOTO IM DYING 7607 884126394325901312 2017-07-09 15:05:33-04 Seeing a lot of Syria, some North Korea, also Mexico, China, Iran, and Iraq. I agree with Syria. 7608 884126211202584578 2017-07-09 15:04:49-04 @cat2potter Podesta emails were not leaked until October 7609 884125750667993088 2017-07-09 15:02:59-04 @MalwareJake maybe he "tapped" it 7610 884125008431165440 2017-07-09 15:00:02-04 If you time-traveled to 6/13/16 & asked people what foreign country we'd be talking about most in mid-2017, what do you think they'd say? 7611 884124925463867392 2017-07-09 14:59:43-04 @nkdalrymple @darth Ozzie you are too cute 7612 884124803682250753 2017-07-09 14:59:14-04 @soaringleap424 Absolutely unbelievably good cat 7613 884124329029627905 2017-07-09 14:57:20-04 @soaringleap424 OMG ALEXANDRA REMEMBER TO TWEET AND POST TO FACEBOOK AND INCLUDE AN IMAGE FOR OPTIMAL SOCIAL ENGAGEMENT 7614 884123944118255617 2017-07-09 14:55:49-04 @mikeryan Simon you are good turt 7615 884121224049283072 2017-07-09 14:45:00-04 tbh IMPENETRABLE would be a great name for a cyber thriller https://t.co/aCRHt3U6JF 7616 884119069976399873 2017-07-09 14:36:27-04 @mikeryan what is turtle name 7617 884118196269305856 2017-07-09 14:32:58-04 Good to know that the image is fake but I found the joke funny anyway! https://t.co/0uxuSZu9G3 7618 884117450865987585 2017-07-09 14:30:01-04 Dear god https://t.co/0468zX9cHU 7619 884116312607338496 2017-07-09 14:25:29-04 @Fahrenthold I can't even spell glof 7620 884113680048287744 2017-07-09 14:15:02-04 Hard to believe that any American would say something like "From what Vladimir Putin has said..." https://t.co/F2MjqcfYEd 7621 884112541751947266 2017-07-09 14:10:30-04 @soaringleap424 https://t.co/g5DLZxUGOy 7622 884111192977002499 2017-07-09 14:05:09-04 @iammollymchugh Some day you will miss me 7623 884109900925849601 2017-07-09 14:00:01-04 “For Putin, an American president who diminishes the power of the U.S. in this way is a geopolitical bonanza.” https://t.co/HaXrraenK6 7624 884107502148780032 2017-07-09 13:50:29-04 @iammollymchugh No 7625 884106594165948416 2017-07-09 13:46:52-04 @soaringleap424 what does she like to blog about 7626 884106127725797377 2017-07-09 13:45:01-04 Typically thought-provoking, haunting, surreal thread from NYT reporter covering the recapture of Mosul. https://t.co/CASliEpXaO 7627 884102769048735744 2017-07-09 13:31:40-04 *takes deep breath, holds it* 7628 884102352680112128 2017-07-09 13:30:01-04 BTW: I assume all the conservatives who complain about media's use of "election hacking" will criticize Trump for it. https://t.co/MdK8n6qro6 7629 884100980421382147 2017-07-09 13:24:34-04 @tayhatmaker Good morning 7630 884100791136645121 2017-07-09 13:23:49-04 @Fahrenthold @realDonaldTrump RIP your DMs from the trolls 7631 884098578700013568 2017-07-09 13:15:01-04 https://t.co/4hxbrQKDKm 7632 884097862249963521 2017-07-09 13:12:10-04 @JasonLeopold perhaps https://t.co/yVKK05FOKF 7633 884097317808353281 2017-07-09 13:10:00-04 @soaringleap424 CAT BLOGGING 7634 884094809824165889 2017-07-09 13:00:03-04 Wonder what champions of this law think about this. https://t.co/tcqfGKJl2z 7635 884092329832980480 2017-07-09 12:50:11-04 @JaredRizzi All but 1, 2, and 3 are correct. Let's form a joint Twitter working group to address these issues. 7636 884092164392841219 2017-07-09 12:49:32-04 @Susan_Hennessey I'm sure they've offered to show him corroborating material during briefings, I just wonder whether he's taken them up on it. 7637 884091936071716864 2017-07-09 12:48:37-04 @JaredRizzi I'm going to get this out of the way, Jared: can I come over for Saturday night meatballs? 7638 884091595108298753 2017-07-09 12:47:16-04 @Susan_Hennessey Do you think Trump has been given raw intel on this? 7639 884089766639095810 2017-07-09 12:40:00-04 Remember the Clinton Foundation? https://t.co/HE4Yw1Jp0Z 7640 884088700614963200 2017-07-09 12:35:46-04 @daveweigel @SenSanders Why is this on his presidential campaign site? 7641 884086736283983872 2017-07-09 12:27:58-04 @JohnHultquist True! 7642 884085991400652800 2017-07-09 12:25:00-04 On the nuclear company hacks -------> https://t.co/Go62uZecc5 7643 884083476630093824 2017-07-09 12:15:00-04 extremely here for these jokes https://t.co/aEYSYigJcN 7644 884081717283348488 2017-07-09 12:08:01-04 omfg https://t.co/WM7a2w22R3 7645 884077770908815360 2017-07-09 11:52:20-04 @kelseylh @TonyRomm sigh(lebook) 7646 884077605040922625 2017-07-09 11:51:41-04 @kelseylh @TonyRomm DANG 7647 884077454402433025 2017-07-09 11:51:05-04 @kelseylh @TonyRomm BOTH I just said that to Tony 7648 884077300806975488 2017-07-09 11:50:28-04 @kelseylh @TonyRomm kelsey this is inconsistent with the style book as "cyberattackers" are not in the computer 7649 884076544527872000 2017-07-09 11:47:28-04 @TonyRomm I just checked the style book and the only ones are cyberattack, cyberspace, cyberwar, cybercrime, cybersecurity and cyberattackers 7650 884076091505356800 2017-07-09 11:45:40-04 @TonyRomm cybersunday 7651 884075984332443648 2017-07-09 11:45:14-04 Nikki Haley sure likes using the word "cyber" (https://t.co/qNkTuXBBUB) https://t.co/3z5Fji158m 7652 884073089373532160 2017-07-09 11:33:44-04 Pictured here: Cyber reporters realizing that they have to dive into this story on a Sunday. https://t.co/u8XM6rxcdS 7653 884070892510171137 2017-07-09 11:25:00-04 This is a cute line, but what does McCain plan to do about this? https://t.co/xsz5sQJaMV 7654 884067370230087682 2017-07-09 11:11:00-04 "To try to bury that with the idea that we can work in a cybersecurity group is a dangerously naive view to take..." https://t.co/xObxPHFUpo 7655 884063342960058368 2017-07-09 10:55:00-04 ----> https://t.co/THLbbROpEE 7656 884061792305115136 2017-07-09 10:48:51-04 https://t.co/itQWuokSnO 7657 884060827644379136 2017-07-09 10:45:01-04 Anyway, it was fun to wake up to all of this about ten minutes ago. 7658 884059104221822976 2017-07-09 10:38:10-04 Mnuchin says the goal is to "make sure that we both fight cyber together"...what? https://t.co/4F2ZN28mUp 7659 884057660341059584 2017-07-09 10:32:25-04 It sounds like Trump is saying that Putin asked why the DNC refused to turn over its servers. (Also, again, CIA not part of this!) https://t.co/X3tjV4h2f2 7660 883893414647017472 2017-07-08 23:39:46-04 @kateconger TAKE MORE PICS OF HIM AND CHEESE 7661 883893082441306113 2017-07-08 23:38:27-04 @kateconger CHIP LETS BE BEST FRIENDS ILL BUY YOU WINE 7662 883891930136010752 2017-07-08 23:33:52-04 @kateconger WHO IS THIS 7663 883883407297720322 2017-07-08 23:00:00-04 Tweet of the day https://t.co/Om67IcM0iM 7664 883882163405565952 2017-07-08 22:55:04-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux . . . 7665 883881880772378624 2017-07-08 22:53:56-04 @nicolecieux @DannyPirtle19 ............................................................................................................................................ 7666 883881785695903749 2017-07-08 22:53:34-04 @justinjm1 Two ironclad rules of investigations: 1. Undercover cops have to tell you if they're cops. 2. No one can lie in response to a direct Q. 7667 883881069459759104 2017-07-08 22:50:43-04 @SarahNEmerson @darth it is okay thank you for the photo 7668 883880796892909574 2017-07-08 22:49:38-04 @SarahNEmerson @darth do you have name, age, other details 7669 883879127056568324 2017-07-08 22:43:00-04 @JaredRizzi @kenjilopezalt okay dm me your address 7670 883877771554021376 2017-07-08 22:37:37-04 @JaredRizzi @kenjilopezalt can i have all of this 7671 883877548316389378 2017-07-08 22:36:43-04 @SarahNEmerson @darth WHO IS THIS GOOD DOG 7672 883877122883956736 2017-07-08 22:35:02-04 @nicolecieux ................................................................ 7673 883876700081319937 2017-07-08 22:33:21-04 @nicolecieux ........ 7674 883876330424729601 2017-07-08 22:31:53-04 @nicolecieux two, looks like 7675 883875860746522624 2017-07-08 22:30:01-04 Okay, this one's pretty good. https://t.co/K3fsxY20XA https://t.co/Rt5m4tubyR 7676 883875282951823360 2017-07-08 22:27:43-04 @nicolecieux ears 7677 883874810337669120 2017-07-08 22:25:51-04 @heathdwilliams he sits so still it's amazing 7678 883874647686643712 2017-07-08 22:25:12-04 @Raychi85 @darth hello bella you sweet beautiful creature 7679 883874525263409152 2017-07-08 22:24:43-04 @heathdwilliams DAT SMILE 7680 883874498264653824 2017-07-08 22:24:36-04 @SimonMaloy @MEPFuller even you have to admit, no one would have suspected this 7681 883873037338259458 2017-07-08 22:18:48-04 @juliehdavis I love this. "How do you know that, sir?" "Well, Trump told me." Solid! 7682 883872886435586048 2017-07-08 22:18:12-04 @nakashimae This story also gives us the USG's name for the utility hacking campaign: Palmetto Fusion. Start those FOIAs! https://t.co/q1YdARYpap https://t.co/qZYJ2X2sLY 7683 883869187508244480 2017-07-08 22:03:30-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams holy shit you did it on your phone??? 7684 883869133212971010 2017-07-08 22:03:17-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams THIS IS TERRIFYING 7685 883867302160199680 2017-07-08 21:56:00-04 Also, as we await a WH response to Lavrov's "Trump believes Putin" comment, note that both Mnuchin and McMaster duck the issue here. https://t.co/qF6EZYZyY7 7686 883865698166087681 2017-07-08 21:49:38-04 A bit of a Freudian slip here from Mnuchin in today's briefing on AF1. https://t.co/NtXzOB7Tlh 7687 883863842803109888 2017-07-08 21:42:16-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates kristen yours had too many pixels this is cleaner also guys i wanted zuvio photoshopped onto the pup 7688 883862874678059009 2017-07-08 21:38:25-04 @pablohidalgo @darkstockphotos this is your twitter notifications https://t.co/w3HHp3NFjy 7689 883861603569029120 2017-07-08 21:33:22-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams no 7690 883856983148965892 2017-07-08 21:15:00-04 https://t.co/N0jrAQYQdg 7691 883849432835305472 2017-07-08 20:45:00-04 I would wanna see the activation certificate https://t.co/UM1g3rX2UE 7692 883846257889988608 2017-07-08 20:32:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @DarthInternous looking 7693 883846127350685696 2017-07-08 20:31:52-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @DarthInternous danny this is not a good analogy 7694 883845828028313600 2017-07-08 20:30:41-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @DarthInternous lol Jill Stein 7695 883843143317192704 2017-07-08 20:20:01-04 Brooks gonna Brooks https://t.co/OjmHnKg9OQ 7696 883838278738292738 2017-07-08 20:00:41-04 @dog_rates @_catburglar CLEAN PUP ON AISLE CUTE 7697 883835850890633216 2017-07-08 19:51:02-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams well two words but you know what I mean 7698 883835821538910209 2017-07-08 19:50:55-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams that's one word for it 7699 883834837005684738 2017-07-08 19:47:00-04 This baby knows. https://t.co/Fs4fdsEEoK https://t.co/xaLGkITliF 7700 883834537951858689 2017-07-08 19:45:49-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams i mean you're no heath d williams 7701 883834123328135169 2017-07-08 19:44:10-04 @frankpallotta this is INCREDIBLE 7702 883832194132836352 2017-07-08 19:36:30-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams KRISTEN THIS IS GOOD 7703 883828005621161985 2017-07-08 19:19:51-04 @Hello_Tailor @selenalarson not sure why you're selling this gavia is it haunting you or something 7704 883827826197233665 2017-07-08 19:19:09-04 @selenalarson wow didn't realize @Hello_Tailor had moved to Twin Peaks / Diamond Heights 7705 883826208655511552 2017-07-08 19:12:43-04 https://t.co/6haqOlpJqW 7706 883822942911696896 2017-07-08 18:59:44-04 @heathdwilliams can u photoshop zuv in 7707 883820863468040192 2017-07-08 18:51:29-04 "It is probably the single greatest national security threat to the United States right now." (2/2) 7708 883820818622541825 2017-07-08 18:51:18-04 A former official told us: "They are trying to create an environment where at a flip of a switch they can create complete disarray." (1/2) 7709 883820383664824321 2017-07-08 18:49:34-04 @zezezebe The U.S. has not admitted to deploying the implants. 7710 883819829567868930 2017-07-08 18:47:22-04 @zezezebe There is no evidence that the implants have been activated. 7711 883819682440105985 2017-07-08 18:46:47-04 There's no sign that grid control equipment has been penetrated. But if Russia were able to do so, it would give Putin immense leverage. 7712 883819477317672962 2017-07-08 18:45:58-04 @zezezebe Until they're triggered they're not really escalatory in any practical sense. 7713 883819286954901504 2017-07-08 18:45:13-04 @zezezebe Those implants have not been activated yet. 7714 883818910864343041 2017-07-08 18:43:43-04 Russia holding our grid at risk wld make policymakers more cautious about responding aggressively to them. Fear of backlash wld be acute. 7715 883818574468534272 2017-07-08 18:42:23-04 If Russia was being the power company hacks—and it's still unclear—could be precursor to them holding us "at risk" by implanting malware. 7716 883799670287413248 2017-07-08 17:27:16-04 Drip drip drip https://t.co/kcoCVowW2n 7717 883762626626560000 2017-07-08 15:00:04-04 "With the best of intentions and, for the moment, the best of outcomes, we have drifted across a line in the sand." https://t.co/Su49hRkT4R 7718 883758839371366401 2017-07-08 14:45:01-04 Oh my god https://t.co/SF4D0e8Uuh 7719 883757062303436800 2017-07-08 14:37:57-04 @colvinj @maggieNYT Uhhhh 7720 883755063662919680 2017-07-08 14:30:01-04 Well here's a tweet https://t.co/lxwFwbIJv9 7721 883752272844525569 2017-07-08 14:18:55-04 @darth 7722 883751289800273921 2017-07-08 14:15:01-04 Hey @nikkihaley, Russia says your boss doesn't believe this and the White House won't deny that. https://t.co/j2l607RlEc 7723 883750706964033538 2017-07-08 14:12:42-04 @Tcann13 Those brows are on fleek 7724 883750336363679744 2017-07-08 14:11:14-04 @GothamKnowledge @darth HOMER 7725 883747521952174080 2017-07-08 14:00:03-04 this is so me https://t.co/VC2tQ2XPfb 7726 883744956367634432 2017-07-08 13:49:51-04 @AlexDiLalla They're great memes Alan 7727 883744651697680386 2017-07-08 13:48:38-04 (Yes, I am still on this list.) 7728 883743739373604864 2017-07-08 13:45:01-04 I don't know whether to laugh or cry at the fact that the Trump campaign email newsletter's unsubscribe button is still broken. 7729 883739960922193921 2017-07-08 13:30:00-04 Hmmmmmm https://t.co/2eKHYQ4pZO 7730 883736592631943168 2017-07-08 13:16:37-04 @heathdwilliams OH MY FUCKING GOD LORD 7731 883733205299453954 2017-07-08 13:03:09-04 @MarisaKabas OH MY GOD 7732 883732420360638464 2017-07-08 13:00:02-04 "...the president signaled a willingness to align the United States with Vladimir Putin’s worldview..." https://t.co/Z04AYiTt2l https://t.co/SUyixhfdXj 7733 883726979949875200 2017-07-08 12:38:25-04 @Hello_Tailor okay be there in 48 hours 7734 883726757702115328 2017-07-08 12:37:32-04 @Hello_Tailor can i have one 7735 883724382761299968 2017-07-08 12:28:06-04 "The growing international isolation of the United States under President Trump was starkly apparent Friday..." https://t.co/kmTcSlNCH8 https://t.co/oquJ9os24k 7736 883721381162233856 2017-07-08 12:16:10-04 Elections have consequences. https://t.co/cl7S8VwjvL 7737 883709690470948864 2017-07-08 11:29:43-04 Why isn't this happening? Why doesn't the White House want to dispel that image? 7738 883709451198451712 2017-07-08 11:28:46-04 On this one issue, in this one moment, it would be *so easy* for Trump to avoid looking like he is what his harshest critics say he is. 7739 883709180561027072 2017-07-08 11:27:41-04 All it would take is an on-the-record statement from the president, or even Spicer, saying, e.g., "The president trusts his IC over Putin." 7740 883708955549192192 2017-07-08 11:26:48-04 I can't stop thinking about how easy it would be for the White House to put Putin in his place if it wanted to. 7741 883707665758785536 2017-07-08 11:21:40-04 Putin is running circles around Trump https://t.co/FPqtQ9eDgd 7742 883707417112051712 2017-07-08 11:20:41-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @TwitterMoments @dog_rates Oh my god these DOGS 7743 883706911849369601 2017-07-08 11:18:40-04 https://t.co/PstWrktGEG 7744 883527607031037953 2017-07-07 23:26:11-04 We need to talk about Babka https://t.co/iXAvAmex8q 7745 883512557897752577 2017-07-07 22:26:23-04 @JaredRizzi @ParraV @GordonGalloway1 You mock me? 7746 883511265536225281 2017-07-07 22:21:15-04 @JaredRizzi @ParraV @GordonGalloway1 don't do this on a friday night 7747 883510967375679489 2017-07-07 22:20:04-04 @JaredRizzi @ParraV @GordonGalloway1 this is gross 7748 883510880159268864 2017-07-07 22:19:43-04 @JackDobbyn @AshCrossan @leanneaguilera wouldn't have been my choice for a standalone film but I'm excited to see it 7749 883510268365549568 2017-07-07 22:17:17-04 @JackDobbyn @AshCrossan @leanneaguilera we met at a star wars convention 7750 883510183279734784 2017-07-07 22:16:57-04 @ParraV @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 oh not this again 7751 883506322670538753 2017-07-07 22:01:36-04 @AshCrossan @JackDobbyn @leanneaguilera oh, yep, definitely correct about me, for sure 7752 883505664697528321 2017-07-07 21:58:59-04 @JackDobbyn @AshCrossan @leanneaguilera oh yeah that's definitely true 7753 883505617721229314 2017-07-07 21:58:48-04 @AshCrossan @JackDobbyn @leanneaguilera bff what does it mean to pull 7754 883505167001419776 2017-07-07 21:57:01-04 @JackDobbyn @AshCrossan @leanneaguilera wat 7755 883504449716723712 2017-07-07 21:54:10-04 @AshCrossan @leanneaguilera okay i am on my way don't move 7756 883504337946902528 2017-07-07 21:53:43-04 @MalwareJake @kpyke yup https://t.co/Ulm1c15UnA 7757 883504263456075776 2017-07-07 21:53:25-04 @AshCrossan @leanneaguilera ashley are you okay do you need help 7758 883494316508930048 2017-07-07 21:13:54-04 @mrbowers @HerdingNerfs @Wanderlustin oh my god 7759 883490921425371137 2017-07-07 21:00:24-04 @heathdwilliams I mean 7760 883490821143646208 2017-07-07 21:00:00-04 D.C.-area friends: This is late notice, but I have an extra ticket to the @NMAAHC for tomorrow at 3:15pm. Let me know if you want it. 7761 883485787689439232 2017-07-07 20:40:00-04 On Lavrov eating other diplomats' lunch over and over again -----> https://t.co/CNCsKFmWbX 7762 883482984535531520 2017-07-07 20:28:52-04 @dog_rates @swinnersk THOSE EYES THAT SMILE 7763 883482691877908480 2017-07-07 20:27:42-04 @michejaw OMFG 7764 883481830007209984 2017-07-07 20:24:17-04 @AshCrossan BFF <3 7765 883481760729661440 2017-07-07 20:24:00-04 We live in a weird world. https://t.co/BrbVhDRKm4 7766 883479500109094912 2017-07-07 20:15:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/a8da5KiuWm 7767 883477200368021505 2017-07-07 20:05:53-04 @justinjm1 @ashleyfeinberg you are such a Pesk-ov 7768 883476802680872962 2017-07-07 20:04:18-04 @ashleyfeinberg @justinjm1 jeez okay i was just trying to give you a laugh-rov 7769 883476225020375040 2017-07-07 20:02:00-04 REKT https://t.co/BZierZILCZ https://t.co/wIYiH4XTRr 7770 883475924552953857 2017-07-07 20:00:49-04 @justinjm1 @ashleyfeinberg alright dude don't have a mos-cow 7771 883475554091053056 2017-07-07 19:59:20-04 @nealroach @darth OMG HUGO 7772 883475527855730688 2017-07-07 19:59:14-04 @justinjm1 @ashleyfeinberg settle down 7773 883474754145050626 2017-07-07 19:56:10-04 @ashleyfeinberg can you RT please 7774 883474603619880961 2017-07-07 19:55:34-04 @ashleyfeinberg man you're really not letting him off Scott-free 7775 883472650638675969 2017-07-07 19:47:48-04 @theCarrieNugent @ChuckWendig this is entirely too much pressure but thank you! 7776 883471564133609472 2017-07-07 19:43:29-04 @theCarrieNugent please tell me you don't have notifications turned on for my account 7777 883470907834028033 2017-07-07 19:40:53-04 @ashleyfeinberg can you IMAGINE being owned this hard by the Wall Street Journal https://t.co/y8RbkcTnuF 7778 883470357893722116 2017-07-07 19:38:42-04 @gregotto @selenalarson @tianon https://t.co/tziL2c40hX 7779 883469974710480896 2017-07-07 19:37:10-04 Well this is terrifying https://t.co/Hql3hjZdZs 7780 883469270973386752 2017-07-07 19:34:22-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson @SteveD3 @butlermatt @darth this isn't a pun 7781 883468474789625857 2017-07-07 19:31:13-04 @brian_nov 7782 883468270766092289 2017-07-07 19:30:24-04 @brian_nov glad you posted about this on the web 7783 883467861389451265 2017-07-07 19:28:46-04 @selenalarson @SteveD3 @butlermatt @HowellONeill @darth watch out for zero-calorie exploits 7784 883467674038267904 2017-07-07 19:28:02-04 @heathdwilliams @LillianSkye_ u telling me to stowe my humor? 7785 883467505112690690 2017-07-07 19:27:21-04 @heathdwilliams @LillianSkye_ sounds like u are having a fairlee fun week tbqh heath i am just saying 7786 883466047227129856 2017-07-07 19:21:34-04 @monicariese @selenalarson @darth KAISER I BARELY KNOW HER 7787 883466012322140164 2017-07-07 19:21:25-04 @kelseylh what if I do tho 7788 883465536255950848 2017-07-07 19:19:32-04 @kelseylh oh my god does this really exist how dare they 7789 883465254260355072 2017-07-07 19:18:25-04 @alex @darth NOLA I AM HERE 4 U 7790 883464488825085953 2017-07-07 19:15:22-04 @alex @darth SIBLING PUPS 7791 883462462552592385 2017-07-07 19:07:19-04 @fordm @Lollardfish "President Ford's grandson ---->" 7792 883461868337192960 2017-07-07 19:04:57-04 @selenalarson @darth @monicariese at least give her a pumpernickel 7793 883461790461546497 2017-07-07 19:04:39-04 @fordm @Lollardfish "Ford Foundation heir ---->" 7794 883461494507175936 2017-07-07 19:03:28-04 @alex @darth omg the little ones 7795 883461111688962048 2017-07-07 19:01:57-04 @selenalarson @darth wheat the hell, you straight up stole that from @monicariese's tumblr 7796 883460842305572864 2017-07-07 19:00:53-04 @selenalarson @darth rye you gotta be like this 7797 883460672922808320 2017-07-07 19:00:12-04 @selenalarson @darth selena dough not step into my lane 7798 883460241580580865 2017-07-07 18:58:30-04 @selenalarson @darth walk up to someone, pretend to offer them bread, then pull it away at the last second and say "baguette about it" 7799 883457951838736386 2017-07-07 18:49:24-04 @heathdwilliams very Catholic of you 7800 883456365607497728 2017-07-07 18:43:06-04 @selenalarson @SteveD3 @HowellONeill @darth BAGUETTE OF THINGS 7801 883456336578703360 2017-07-07 18:42:59-04 @selenalarson @SteveD3 @HowellONeill @darth Internet of Bread 7802 883455664319844353 2017-07-07 18:40:18-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson @darth if I were you I would certainly hope so 7803 883454128453767170 2017-07-07 18:34:12-04 @selenalarson @darth 30 seconds* 7804 883454013420826626 2017-07-07 18:33:45-04 @BlakeSobczak Amen 7805 883453568870645760 2017-07-07 18:31:59-04 FYI https://t.co/9iFKr9w0WM 7806 883453442949341185 2017-07-07 18:31:29-04 @BlakeSobczak Ah thanks! 7807 883453095786799104 2017-07-07 18:30:06-04 @selenalarson @darth You breader believe it 7808 883451420468498436 2017-07-07 18:23:27-04 @ddiamond probably @darth 7809 883449995906744321 2017-07-07 18:17:47-04 @Bing_Chris How would anyone fall for that?? 7810 883447181587484672 2017-07-07 18:06:36-04 @MarisaKabas @ddiamond It me 7811 883446081497030656 2017-07-07 18:02:14-04 @cydelafield @ddiamond Yeah I'm the best and everyone else is jealous 7812 883445793738416128 2017-07-07 18:01:05-04 @MarisaKabas @ddiamond @darth No 7813 883445521121067009 2017-07-07 18:00:00-04 @RepAdamSchiff: US-Russia cyber working group "akin to inviting the North Koreans to participate in a commission on nonproliferation" https://t.co/gZThHET3Mm 7814 883444338591760385 2017-07-07 17:55:18-04 @selenalarson but a mature 16, like a wise 16 7815 883444280412581889 2017-07-07 17:55:04-04 @MarisaKabas @ddiamond i take my star war very seriously cc @darth 7816 883444243708223489 2017-07-07 17:54:55-04 @ddiamond don't you have a podcast to do 7817 883443808326832129 2017-07-07 17:53:12-04 @ddiamond who the hell says "You’re just a trick" 7818 883443714382856192 2017-07-07 17:52:49-04 @selenalarson this is actually something in which i can relate, as i look 7 7819 883443676554383360 2017-07-07 17:52:40-04 @selenalarson OMFG 7820 883443359947382784 2017-07-07 17:51:25-04 @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft no i'm 7 https://t.co/9hPomWfqSZ 7821 883443188236681216 2017-07-07 17:50:44-04 @selenalarson hahahahahahaha 7822 883443086906589184 2017-07-07 17:50:20-04 @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft teehee 7823 883442903238017024 2017-07-07 17:49:36-04 @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft what is it called 7824 883442360910311424 2017-07-07 17:47:27-04 @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft alright fair 7825 883441991333400577 2017-07-07 17:45:58-04 @selenalarson selena did you tell them you are a security reporter 7826 883441923003961344 2017-07-07 17:45:42-04 @nicolecieux same 7827 883441835410108416 2017-07-07 17:45:21-04 @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft bria give me the milkshake too pls 7828 883441550860144640 2017-07-07 17:44:13-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @chaosbria bria bring me the burger pls 7829 883441043991142401 2017-07-07 17:42:13-04 Cisco doesn't say if this is related to the attacks called out in the DHS/FBI report, but it seems likely. 7830 883440899690295296 2017-07-07 17:41:38-04 @selenalarson please 7831 883440805805002753 2017-07-07 17:41:16-04 Cisco reports on energy sector spearphishing attack where Word doc is not infected but tries to DL a file that is. https://t.co/cIJK4HbSZY https://t.co/UzhNll7wmb 7832 883440720945840128 2017-07-07 17:40:56-04 @selenalarson okay periscope this pls 7833 883440703392624641 2017-07-07 17:40:51-04 @selenalarson oh right sorry sorry 7834 883439588227915777 2017-07-07 17:36:26-04 @selenalarson i need periscope of this also how are you tweeting about it if he's looking at your phone 7835 883438769399099392 2017-07-07 17:33:10-04 @selenalarson I LOVE THIS THREAD 7836 883438737039949824 2017-07-07 17:33:03-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @BindzBrain it's always my favorite part 7837 883438180665618432 2017-07-07 17:30:50-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @BindzBrain i have done this 7838 883437826158755840 2017-07-07 17:29:25-04 @selenalarson oh my god i love this thread 7839 883437784270348288 2017-07-07 17:29:15-04 @BindzBrain @NoTheOtherLeft they didn't address whether that person could carry on the guy 7840 883437458561675264 2017-07-07 17:27:58-04 @cydelafield @JaredRizzi @deangelis28 i am not a jerk, jared is the jerk 7841 883434196982579200 2017-07-07 17:15:00-04 darth is the absolute best https://t.co/AWwu1zmaEs 7842 883433613827723264 2017-07-07 17:12:41-04 @JaredRizzi @deangelis28 this is #fakenews 7843 883432597682040833 2017-07-07 17:08:39-04 @JaredRizzi shit 7844 883432498570592260 2017-07-07 17:08:15-04 @JaredRizzi he's literally so good 7845 883430433236557824 2017-07-07 17:00:03-04 Cyberfurniture https://t.co/uLPC5tQDol 7846 883430260351565825 2017-07-07 16:59:22-04 @LillianSkye_ @FallonKlivian i'm 7 7847 883429703016755204 2017-07-07 16:57:09-04 @VileZero COCO I WILL RUB YOUR BELLY 7848 883429081844506624 2017-07-07 16:54:41-04 @LillianSkye_ @FallonKlivian this works really well if you add "in bed" 7849 883428447581765632 2017-07-07 16:52:09-04 @eleventhirtyate oh my god 7850 882784666800898050 2017-07-05 22:14:00-04 There it is https://t.co/IoeWPFqgk7 https://t.co/7tv3dewfoS 7851 883426649513046016 2017-07-07 16:45:01-04 Huge if true ----> https://t.co/Dws7CZNbJO 7852 883422874840772608 2017-07-07 16:30:01-04 omg https://t.co/sRvvFJHYFu 7853 883419101712064512 2017-07-07 16:15:01-04 #TrueDetectiveSeason3 https://t.co/ACcGjMIjXz 7854 883415933338963968 2017-07-07 16:02:26-04 White House has released transcript of Tillerson briefing. Cyber dialogue will address political interference & CI. Led by State and APNSA. https://t.co/tw9NVFLodu 7855 883414698057760768 2017-07-07 15:57:31-04 @JustinRYoung good cyber tweet 7856 883412062705262593 2017-07-07 15:47:03-04 @archstreetllc @JohnHultquist @Bing_Chris he's talking about a specific campaign 7857 883411548173217797 2017-07-07 15:45:00-04 Two officials tell NBC that Russia is "suspected" to be responsible for nuclear company hacks. Still unclear why. https://t.co/VdeKjfzACV https://t.co/y1nwU3WW6A 7858 883407773655908352 2017-07-07 15:30:00-04 Recent nuclear company hacks are part of campaign dating back to 2015, @JohnHultquist tells @Bing_Chris. https://t.co/v3CbSJEg4G https://t.co/kgIpSss7Ob 7859 883407770443186176 2017-07-07 15:30:00-04 @bydanielvictor @OHnewsroom oh man that's better than mine yeah 7860 883407263247020033 2017-07-07 15:27:59-04 @bydanielvictor @OHnewsroom democracy dies in rainstorms 7861 883405423918825472 2017-07-07 15:20:40-04 @HowellONeill @jwarminsky fuck this is good 7862 883404647766949888 2017-07-07 15:17:35-04 @darth darth! 7863 883404001403838464 2017-07-07 15:15:01-04 White House won't comment on cyber working group beyond what Tillerson said. Tillerson transcript still not out. State Dept referred to WH. 7864 883401984623214592 2017-07-07 15:07:00-04 This seems like an easy thing to get right, unless you have some pathological aversion to briefing on-camera https://t.co/ADT1Td0wN2 7865 883395473612066818 2017-07-07 14:41:08-04 Oh man https://t.co/4H6sffztjY 7866 883389527179395072 2017-07-07 14:17:30-04 @brian_nov HAHAHA 7867 883389199667175424 2017-07-07 14:16:12-04 Omg what https://t.co/LHMcvGGoGj 7868 883388622627422208 2017-07-07 14:13:54-04 Wonder if they discussed the DNC not letting the FBI see its servers https://t.co/8NF8tCCybu 7869 883386017314680836 2017-07-07 14:03:33-04 Putin is so good at this https://t.co/x5DNI9WImW 7870 883384611321106433 2017-07-07 13:57:58-04 @seanwbrooks Lol 7871 883384474578419714 2017-07-07 13:57:25-04 ... https://t.co/Pi6CD9l8k3 7872 883383565244928001 2017-07-07 13:53:49-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/dMZpL8Bjnn 7873 883383089656889344 2017-07-07 13:51:55-04 This should go well https://t.co/ABuRkRGAsj 7874 883382498432094209 2017-07-07 13:49:34-04 Okay then! https://t.co/DfFf4aCfkU 7875 883362781398958081 2017-07-07 12:31:13-04 @nycsouthpaw Oh god I would never. I mean can you imagine the exercise! 7876 883362486463934464 2017-07-07 12:30:03-04 omfg https://t.co/P4T5LeFVB0 7877 883362068929404928 2017-07-07 12:28:23-04 @nycsouthpaw No it stands by the interactive news team and a conference room. Not sure where the Ag folks are. 7878 883359959689252864 2017-07-07 12:20:01-04 I can't get over the bird's absolutely badass face https://t.co/j0pqGH9Cdh 7879 883359784535306240 2017-07-07 12:19:19-04 @nycsouthpaw The other 13 agencies didn't approve the assessment in the same way that I don't approve our Agriculture team's stories 7880 883357442800631808 2017-07-07 12:10:01-04 We. Are Living. In. A Simulation. https://t.co/vZksD4WSZW 7881 883356965249961985 2017-07-07 12:08:07-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Agreed 7882 883355850907279363 2017-07-07 12:03:41-04 @darth @NumbersMuncher OH MY GOD 7883 883355061585403906 2017-07-07 12:00:33-04 @MarisaKabas a similar...acronym? 7884 883354982149484545 2017-07-07 12:00:14-04 Putin giving Trump something? https://t.co/knWYBnDJRe 7885 883354826716925968 2017-07-07 11:59:37-04 @MarisaKabas Splinter? I barely 7886 883354327900987393 2017-07-07 11:57:38-04 @ASankin @NumbersMuncher @darth lol 7887 883354051160793090 2017-07-07 11:56:32-04 @vermontgmg Love the idea of Trump reading the Star Wars puns I put in Morning Cyber 7888 883353847762231297 2017-07-07 11:55:43-04 @ASankin @NumbersMuncher @darth I do not understand this reference 7889 883352872712384514 2017-07-07 11:51:51-04 @Bing_Chris "You were DC Leaks, right? It was you, okay, right? Come on, you can tell me." 7890 883352709906272256 2017-07-07 11:51:12-04 @KatieBoWill yes it is katie bo 7891 883352616113143808 2017-07-07 11:50:50-04 @vermontgmg it takes a while to read aloud the entire politico pro cybersecurity archive 7892 883352533057634305 2017-07-07 11:50:30-04 @KatieBoWill this is saying a lot so thank you also turkey > ham 7893 883352109302898688 2017-07-07 11:48:49-04 @KatieBoWill just make sure your lede is not ham-fisted okay katie bo 7894 883351992114040832 2017-07-07 11:48:21-04 @NumbersMuncher @ASankin cc: @darth 7895 883351868847644674 2017-07-07 11:47:52-04 @lemonseinfeld and I won't be 35 until 2026 7896 883351764367441924 2017-07-07 11:47:27-04 @lemonseinfeld as likely as me becoming the next president 7897 883351545018032128 2017-07-07 11:46:34-04 @SimonHernandez @pablohidalgo @screenrant This One Tweet From Lucasfilm's Boss Will Cure All Your Mallardies 7898 883351149687955456 2017-07-07 11:45:00-04 NYT: Russia wanted more people in Trump/Putin meeting but WH said no "to avoid leaks and competing accounts later." https://t.co/1JVRuwuCKl https://t.co/Vq4XNY11wT 7899 883350068132184065 2017-07-07 11:40:42-04 @pablohidalgo @screenrant Lucasfilm Boss Hints At Standalone Film Exploring Luke's "What's A Duck?" Line 7900 883349740997541888 2017-07-07 11:39:24-04 @DavidWright_CNN @maggieNYT So he was there for a few minutes? Didn't it start 15 minutes before his Putin meeting? 7901 883349547870769154 2017-07-07 11:38:38-04 @NoTheOtherLeft friends don't let friends watch house of cards 7902 883349460008488960 2017-07-07 11:38:17-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate wow 7903 883349256769339392 2017-07-07 11:37:29-04 @darth darth! 7904 883349059922264065 2017-07-07 11:36:42-04 @GermainLussier that only makes it punnier for me mwahahahahah 7905 883348399503888386 2017-07-07 11:34:04-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate you're the worst, burr 7906 883348367539089408 2017-07-07 11:33:57-04 @GermainLussier I was making a pun! 7907 883347382032896001 2017-07-07 11:30:02-04 Imagine being John Podesta. https://t.co/zBdv2Qk6tt 7908 883347262763675648 2017-07-07 11:29:33-04 @theReal_Rebel @Davefiloni yes! 7909 883346546741432321 2017-07-07 11:26:43-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux I don't like this 7910 883346096080257028 2017-07-07 11:24:55-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux wait so I'm accidentally helping you by continuing to tweet at you? 7911 883345501411844096 2017-07-07 11:22:33-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux oh it's directed at you too, but in a more existential sense 7912 883343601517772800 2017-07-07 11:15:00-04 me af https://t.co/3napU6H6nm 7913 883342189123817477 2017-07-07 11:09:24-04 @GermainLussier wait, is it for now or forever 7914 883341271011610624 2017-07-07 11:05:45-04 @pablohidalgo @FilmClickbait this is breathtaking 7915 883339831576625152 2017-07-07 11:00:02-04 Malala is the only person allowed to do [THREAD] https://t.co/JD0FYQIC8C 7916 883336050453524480 2017-07-07 10:45:00-04 Candy giant Mondelez says disruptions from #NotPetya malware attack reduced its Q2 revenue growth by 3%. https://t.co/YV5KahVvuw 7917 883333057150951425 2017-07-07 10:33:07-04 @MarisaKabas @democracydiva a history lesson from a texas textbook 7918 883332972006518784 2017-07-07 10:32:46-04 @IsaacDovere read my morning email blast, Garage Barrage 7919 883332753856614400 2017-07-07 10:31:54-04 @MarisaKabas @democracydiva TIL there were no black, hispanic, asian, or native american soldiers in WWII or Iraq 7920 883332514391220224 2017-07-07 10:30:57-04 @brianbeutler Wow thanks for the endorsement of my tweet! 7921 883332310048919555 2017-07-07 10:30:08-04 @LillianSkye_ @VileZero oh wait was this not about arranging a group showing 7922 883332256508645377 2017-07-07 10:29:56-04 @LillianSkye_ @VileZero guys...can i come too 7923 883332097418702848 2017-07-07 10:29:18-04 @MarisaKabas like you're attacking my civilization, which is the defender of all greatness in a barbaric world 7924 883331772007763969 2017-07-07 10:28:00-04 @MarisaKabas TIL you're the real racist 7925 883331749404700672 2017-07-07 10:27:55-04 @brianbeutler i feel personally attacked here 7926 883329762571300865 2017-07-07 10:20:01-04 Wow. Sally Yates not holding back. https://t.co/EvIm0tD6Dw 7927 883328687009148929 2017-07-07 10:15:45-04 ----------> https://t.co/UY1b3znkaQ 7928 883328233663594498 2017-07-07 10:13:57-04 Putin: "I'm delighted to be able to meet you personally, Mr. President..." 7929 883327789096677377 2017-07-07 10:12:11-04 Trump: "President Putin and I have been discussing various things, and I think it's going very well..." https://t.co/jaqEungSRQ 7930 883326961283731461 2017-07-07 10:08:53-04 @alykeves @bookoisseur @HowellONeill @selenalarson this is among the worst tweets 7931 883325849042399232 2017-07-07 10:04:28-04 @BlakeSobczak dang 7932 883325521077182465 2017-07-07 10:03:10-04 @FortWorth_SEC @nycsouthpaw stay in your lane SEC Fort Worth 7933 883325479524208645 2017-07-07 10:03:00-04 @BlakeSobczak your tweets this morning have energized me 7934 883325186434584576 2017-07-07 10:01:50-04 @BlakeSobczak blake...thank u 7935 883324885942112258 2017-07-07 10:00:38-04 From now on, chilling effects on government–industry cyber threat information-sharing will be called Burrrrrrlingtons. https://t.co/HWvlz4s3Pz 7936 883323929254916096 2017-07-07 09:56:50-04 @DanLamothe doesn't really seem like that big of a leap to me 7937 883318839295041536 2017-07-07 09:36:37-04 @Bing_Chris you should follow it everywhere and wave to the drive and point at the ad and wave 7938 883318521408737281 2017-07-07 09:35:21-04 @Bing_Chris CYBERBUS 7939 883314216274407424 2017-07-07 09:18:15-04 The handshake war is back! https://t.co/dNIDCwWbLV 7940 883313577632964608 2017-07-07 09:15:42-04 @JasonLeopold It literally does 7941 883310858193031168 2017-07-07 09:04:54-04 Someone just retweeted this. I'd forgotten that I responded to Clinton's claim at the time... https://t.co/cMOM3yLEwN 7942 883305851603124224 2017-07-07 08:45:00-04 .@AliWatkins & @jdawsey1 wrote a great story about Trump's leak crackdown in natsec land, but this is the best part. https://t.co/58c042ZOwr https://t.co/Prd5XTQ3Ih 7943 883303840556097536 2017-07-07 08:37:01-04 I completely glossed over this, and of course it's true. Jeez. https://t.co/kkjolwdLon 7944 883303143207055361 2017-07-07 08:34:14-04 @rhhackett hahahaha 7945 883302082115141632 2017-07-07 08:30:01-04 "This is basically the Nixon tapes as if they were played live on television every day, or on Twitter." https://t.co/drMeb1lGCv 7946 883300063853903872 2017-07-07 08:22:00-04 NYT: "For Russia, Trump-Putin Meeting Is a Sure Winner" https://t.co/8RiDXxhtjH 7947 883298302720069632 2017-07-07 08:15:00-04 Look at that back pat. https://t.co/P5FjVrSBXz 7948 883293868900450304 2017-07-07 07:57:23-04 @ditzkoff omfg 7949 883289443603550209 2017-07-07 07:39:48-04 I somehow doubt everyone at the G-20 is talking about this, especially because this isn't the CIA's job. https://t.co/3cj5e3ePf1 7950 883167648221204484 2017-07-06 23:35:50-04 @cwarzel honestly starting to think 2016 will outlive the asteroid, like maybe there are FSB agents on the moon who hacked the DNC 7951 883166293372915712 2017-07-06 23:30:27-04 @cwarzel it will be 2016 forever 7952 883165623257321472 2017-07-06 23:27:47-04 @cwarzel holy shit remember 2016 7953 883165163020484608 2017-07-06 23:25:57-04 @ashleyfeinberg but i said 'please' 7954 883165101288804353 2017-07-06 23:25:43-04 @ashleyfeinberg please retweet 7955 883164718378123267 2017-07-06 23:24:11-04 @ashleyfeinberg ci-late-za 7956 883164611981307905 2017-07-06 23:23:46-04 @HowellONeill @darth @selenalarson @zackwhittaker one day, maybe when i'm dead, this joke will disappear 7957 883164412793819137 2017-07-06 23:22:59-04 @eschor d'oh thank you 7958 883164291645526017 2017-07-06 23:22:30-04 @dnvolz @BlakeSobczak was this supposed to be a pun dustin 7959 883163999587749888 2017-07-06 23:21:20-04 @kylealden @darth i am enraptured by this creature 7960 883163790308724739 2017-07-06 23:20:30-04 @darth @selenalarson @zackwhittaker DARTH can you please not 7961 883163428088684546 2017-07-06 23:19:04-04 @selenalarson @zackwhittaker every tweet is an implicit request for me to weigh in 7962 883163288443506688 2017-07-06 23:18:31-04 @selenalarson @zackwhittaker literally no one asked u 7963 883163179739734016 2017-07-06 23:18:05-04 @BlakeSobczak we need to put the nuclear in the cyber that will solve all of this let's nuclear our cyber up 7964 883162272499150849 2017-07-06 23:14:28-04 @JaredRizzi holy shit 7965 883161214045519873 2017-07-06 23:10:16-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 wait was it really that easy 7966 883161000522002432 2017-07-06 23:09:25-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 hey Jared hey man GO AWAY 7967 883159481194041345 2017-07-06 23:03:23-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 *throws computer out the window* 7968 883159329834184704 2017-07-06 23:02:47-04 @zackwhittaker @selenalarson east coast best coast 7969 883159111596216320 2017-07-06 23:01:55-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 no this is the canon Hangover movie, directed by George Lucas 7970 883158972328546305 2017-07-06 23:01:21-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth I am NOT Mandy 7971 883158087070355462 2017-07-06 22:57:50-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 that's The Hangover 7972 883157962000404486 2017-07-06 22:57:21-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth this is the most hurtful thing you have ever said to me 7973 883157614607175680 2017-07-06 22:55:58-04 @pbump @darth you should really get a job 7974 883157500668911616 2017-07-06 22:55:31-04 @pbump @darth is there any level on which you are not trying to absolutely destroy me and my wellbeing 7975 883157365306142724 2017-07-06 22:54:58-04 @pbump @JaredRizzi @darth so you admit it was a clever show 7976 883157279805255689 2017-07-06 22:54:38-04 @pbump @darth yes, many 7977 883157238390673408 2017-07-06 22:54:28-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth DAG is not his name, it's his title oh man we're in the pilot of The West Wing right now 7978 883157019863257089 2017-07-06 22:53:36-04 @pbump @darth all packages are different philip 7979 883156983276331008 2017-07-06 22:53:27-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 that's lord of the rings 7980 883156880255832064 2017-07-06 22:53:03-04 @pbump @darth wait why would you think there was a slip DID YOU SEND IT 7981 883156833871048704 2017-07-06 22:52:52-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth jared damn it 7982 883156754124746752 2017-07-06 22:52:33-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 that's star trek 7983 883156521609297920 2017-07-06 22:51:37-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 omg 7984 883156418911719425 2017-07-06 22:51:13-04 @soaringleap424 THIS IS A VERY SCARY FACE 7985 883156321524211712 2017-07-06 22:50:49-04 @pbump @darth first of all it's "investigative" second of all no i don't 7986 883156236837031941 2017-07-06 22:50:29-04 @soaringleap424 SHE LOOKS SO PERPLEXED I LOVE HER 7987 883156200388513792 2017-07-06 22:50:21-04 @JenRitchie21 @pbump @darth same jen 7988 883156118209531904 2017-07-06 22:50:01-04 @pbump @darth no there was nothing, it keeps me up at night 7989 883156006204846080 2017-07-06 22:49:34-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 stop pretending you like star wars 7990 883155948113715200 2017-07-06 22:49:20-04 @pbump @darth i still don't know who did that btw 7991 883155775560044546 2017-07-06 22:48:39-04 @dnvolz remember when james clapper said he was glad to be doing his last hearing because he was retiring soon, remember that 7992 883155692663734272 2017-07-06 22:48:20-04 @soaringleap424 can you just send them all to me 7993 883155653455486977 2017-07-06 22:48:10-04 @pbump @darth oh jesus christ philip 7994 883155445405417472 2017-07-06 22:47:21-04 @soaringleap424 I HONESTLY CANNOT GET OVER THE FACE 7995 883155252320534528 2017-07-06 22:46:35-04 @soaringleap424 NUMBER THREE 7996 883155141775503365 2017-07-06 22:46:08-04 @ChristianCooper Are you saying it's 75 too high or 75 too low? 7997 883155043117146113 2017-07-06 22:45:45-04 @pbump @darth elastic waistbands 7998 883154952054595584 2017-07-06 22:45:23-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 this is pure darth bait and it's not gonna work 7999 883153475496005636 2017-07-06 22:39:31-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 *raises eyebrows* 8000 883153284705513474 2017-07-06 22:38:45-04 @pbump does your wife know 8001 883153156166864896 2017-07-06 22:38:15-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 not quite 8002 883152689479155713 2017-07-06 22:36:24-04 @JennaMC_Laugh never heard of this site 8003 883152624824049664 2017-07-06 22:36:08-04 @blakehounshell please retweet blake 8004 883152512500498432 2017-07-06 22:35:41-04 @JennaMC_Laugh also where is this from 8005 883152225207541760 2017-07-06 22:34:33-04 @blakehounshell guess you could say they'll have to craft a good slogan 8006 883150465868988418 2017-07-06 22:27:33-04 @kelseylh @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 yeah sorry kelsey unfortunately you have been supplanted 8007 883150434269106178 2017-07-06 22:27:26-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 yes 8008 883150363708325889 2017-07-06 22:27:09-04 @Shakestweetz Yeah, not sure what's up with that 8009 883150302597316608 2017-07-06 22:26:54-04 lol lol lol https://t.co/pHpRYH3NZ6 8010 883150270028447744 2017-07-06 22:26:47-04 @JennaMC_Laugh Congrats!! 8011 883147297017778176 2017-07-06 22:14:58-04 @Shakestweetz Google disruption? 8012 883147198149652480 2017-07-06 22:14:34-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 jared's got a point, i mean i hate him but he's got a point 8013 883146134692278273 2017-07-06 22:10:21-04 @WilliamPieper @darth @absolutspacegrl i have become convinced that everyone on twitter gets together every weekend and brainstorms ways to troll me in the coming week 8014 883145818882154496 2017-07-06 22:09:05-04 @Shakestweetz Hacking did not occur tonight. Details were revealed tonight because outlets got ahold of the report. Long-term campaign here. 8015 883145217146331136 2017-07-06 22:06:42-04 @JaredRizzi @GordonGalloway1 agreed 8016 883145041203650560 2017-07-06 22:06:00-04 @darth @absolutspacegrl darth pls that is not star war pls 8017 883144816909066240 2017-07-06 22:05:07-04 @darth @absolutspacegrl darth they literally never do this in star war 8018 883144086370344964 2017-07-06 22:02:12-04 @sethdmichaels @darth OH MY GOD DAVE 8019 883144027788410880 2017-07-06 22:01:58-04 @darth @absolutspacegrl darth how would this work 8020 883142340864593921 2017-07-06 21:55:16-04 @pablohidalgo they truly are all they're quacked up to be 8021 883142036496556036 2017-07-06 21:54:04-04 @darth @absolutspacegrl holly take us with u 8022 883139755935899648 2017-07-06 21:45:00-04 NYT (https://t.co/ngEHu3MQK1) says hackers used spearphishing, watering hole, and MITM attacks to target ICS engineers at power companies. https://t.co/vphItqe2Cf 8023 883137867123392512 2017-07-06 21:37:30-04 @darth star war 8024 883135983801298944 2017-07-06 21:30:01-04 I would accept foreign government meddling to put you into office for this https://t.co/o9PQHzpIFO 8025 883135787780509702 2017-07-06 21:29:14-04 @dave_filoni you're a bad man 8026 883132206150934529 2017-07-06 21:15:00-04 CNN: Since the election, Russia has increased its pace of sending spies into the U.S., with almost 150 now here. https://t.co/XQ635OtFKN https://t.co/LuBrptaNlP 8027 883131733553684481 2017-07-06 21:13:07-04 @LillianSkye_ omg 8028 883130735082786817 2017-07-06 21:09:09-04 @ASankin @kateconger exactly 8029 883130210283114496 2017-07-06 21:07:04-04 @ASankin @kateconger "The Wolf Creek Incident" sounds too much like a thing that the survivors of an apocalyptic disaster would discuss in hushed tones. 8030 883127010251460608 2017-07-06 20:54:21-04 Note also that "it's Russia!" claims are VERY suspect right now, as Rob points out. (Follow him if you like reading about this stuff.) https://t.co/bHFeKMX6dE 8031 883126130307366912 2017-07-06 20:50:51-04 This isn't good, by any means, but note that actual plant control systems are separate from these internet-connected company networks. 8032 883125590584418304 2017-07-06 20:48:43-04 @LillianSkye_ @dave_filoni he is the absolute best troll 8033 883125561702453248 2017-07-06 20:48:36-04 @RobertMLee indeed 8034 883124876718067712 2017-07-06 20:45:52-04 Malware found in power company networks seems to have been trying to map out the systems. https://t.co/dJHk20DVXu 8035 883124565467156480 2017-07-06 20:44:38-04 Interesting. The DHS/FBI alert accidentally IDed Wolf Creek, the victim first named in tonight's NYT report. Big flub. https://t.co/sq3i9TpyAm 8036 883124151871045632 2017-07-06 20:43:00-04 DHS and FBI working to help kick hackers out of power company networks. NSA working on attribution. https://t.co/bcx1AIF80W 8037 883116078494306308 2017-07-06 20:10:55-04 @j_fuller @timothypmurphy Tag yourself I'm Bierstadt 8038 883112699877609473 2017-07-06 19:57:29-04 @ChuckWendig you are so you 8039 883112509292642304 2017-07-06 19:56:44-04 @ChuckWendig oh my god you made the Ewok the You Must Choose header image 8040 883111894478934016 2017-07-06 19:54:17-04 @hookdump No. The affected computers do not run the equipment. They are just other company computers. 8041 883109330278633473 2017-07-06 19:44:06-04 @JaredRizzi God damn it 8042 883088825655971841 2017-07-06 18:22:37-04 @pbump What 8043 883087349269364736 2017-07-06 18:16:45-04 @pbump Hmmm 8044 883085614249385985 2017-07-06 18:09:52-04 @pbump Was I right 8045 883084137938264066 2017-07-06 18:04:00-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate You disgust me 8046 883083263287414786 2017-07-06 18:00:31-04 @JaredRizzi Fine get Sarah to do it 8047 883080924438704129 2017-07-06 17:51:13-04 @justinjm1 @BrettLoGiurato @NatashaBertrand settle down 8048 883080017797943297 2017-07-06 17:47:37-04 @JaredRizzi if you can get sean to do it i will accept it 8049 883079358235066369 2017-07-06 17:45:00-04 https://t.co/bTJsgHcEND 8050 883078805287522304 2017-07-06 17:42:48-04 @JaredRizzi no stop this is not catching on 8051 883078609589719040 2017-07-06 17:42:01-04 @libbycwatson good 8052 883078547631374336 2017-07-06 17:41:47-04 @JaredRizzi "pedantic nonsense" is the name of my podcast 8053 883078503440240640 2017-07-06 17:41:36-04 @heathdwilliams this is my face opening twitter every morning ALSO WHAT A GOOD DOG OMG ELLIOT LOVE U 8054 883078323341070337 2017-07-06 17:40:53-04 @JaredRizzi NOBODY EVEN KNOWS MOTHMAN 8055 883078233062862848 2017-07-06 17:40:32-04 @libbycwatson I would subscribe to a publication whose only employee is you, paid to sit outside Jim Messina's house and yell at it 8056 883078012543143936 2017-07-06 17:39:39-04 @JaredRizzi Give me the Green Arrow of Editors and I'll take it 8057 883077059584643072 2017-07-06 17:35:52-04 @JaredRizzi I'm the Batman of editors: The one you deserve, not the one you need, I think. 8058 883076993687879680 2017-07-06 17:35:36-04 @pbump Millard Fillmore 8059 883076870962655232 2017-07-06 17:35:07-04 @JaredRizzi would have been weird 8060 883076605962326017 2017-07-06 17:34:04-04 @JaredRizzi omfg 8061 883075833325391877 2017-07-06 17:31:00-04 @lrozen give him some treats! 8062 883075585345335296 2017-07-06 17:30:00-04 Talk about being cuckoo for cocoa puffs https://t.co/36Lmem5zp0 8063 883074289708269573 2017-07-06 17:24:52-04 @lrozen awwww 8064 883068036466577409 2017-07-06 17:00:01-04 This is an amazing stat (https://t.co/dWBWQW9vas) https://t.co/T95F04CDAY 8065 883066037222113284 2017-07-06 16:52:04-04 @TonyRomm bet you can relate to that HR system 8066 883065164995624960 2017-07-06 16:48:36-04 @ashleyrgold @JohnHendel pro? more like whooaaaa that's good content! 8067 883064956098359296 2017-07-06 16:47:46-04 @ashleyrgold @JohnHendel i love being a pro 8068 883064406292262912 2017-07-06 16:45:35-04 @aedwardslevy This kind of mockery is exactly what I'd expect from a member of the Arielluminati 8069 883064261156777986 2017-07-06 16:45:01-04 Oh man this is interesting and fun https://t.co/sVUojMBU6t 8070 883063080527306752 2017-07-06 16:40:19-04 @amir_anasr I think for me the lack of funniness comes primarily from people using it as if it's new, either b/c they don't know or b/c they don't care 8071 883062060782948352 2017-07-06 16:36:16-04 @heathdwilliams @darth cc: @Darth !!!!! 8072 883061988498255873 2017-07-06 16:35:59-04 @heathdwilliams MORE OF THIS CONTENT PLEASE 8073 883061970089455617 2017-07-06 16:35:54-04 @heathdwilliams THIS DOG IS ON A BOAT 8074 883061950976057350 2017-07-06 16:35:50-04 @heathdwilliams HES ON A BOAT 8075 883060485897302018 2017-07-06 16:30:00-04 https://t.co/ZhJ4OMM7xU https://t.co/2g9Q8ZypEl 8076 883057649461456896 2017-07-06 16:18:44-04 @jonnysun true, the first sign was too small to fit "BE AWARE OF DOG" 8077 883056926149545984 2017-07-06 16:15:52-04 @emptywheel ahhhh 8078 883056710688157697 2017-07-06 16:15:00-04 This hippo understands me on an incredibly deep level https://t.co/KE5XsogYl0 8079 883056678618443776 2017-07-06 16:14:53-04 @emptywheel what's the benefit of a Michigan left? 8080 883056430332477440 2017-07-06 16:13:54-04 @emptywheel This reminds me that Michigan lefts exist 8081 883054542199414787 2017-07-06 16:06:23-04 @hudsowi ZuckOrberg 8082 883053382218518528 2017-07-06 16:01:47-04 @petridishes "I'm just saying when is Star Wars going to have a male lead again" https://t.co/IYDVh2B0nW 8083 883053280267513856 2017-07-06 16:01:23-04 @david_ramsey you two seem remarkably un-exploded 8084 883052942303129600 2017-07-06 16:00:02-04 @dliebelson @MEPFuller owned 8085 883051222185517057 2017-07-06 15:53:12-04 Obvious solution is to have McMaster learn Russian overnight and take the translator's place https://t.co/MQLb2sx073 8086 883050990987038721 2017-07-06 15:52:17-04 @ndhapple @TonyRomm tony knows what he did 8087 883050014376898560 2017-07-06 15:48:24-04 @petridishes sorry we're already done with that news cycle we're doing merke/trump handshake photo memes now 8088 883048291117694976 2017-07-06 15:41:33-04 @TonyRomm didn't meet any men? 8089 883045389607198720 2017-07-06 15:30:01-04 9:45am ET Friday. https://t.co/WnbCxT80EW 8090 883045345739100160 2017-07-06 15:29:51-04 @gregotto literally me 8091 883044718996635648 2017-07-06 15:27:21-04 @gregotto HA 8092 883043781372768258 2017-07-06 15:23:38-04 @ZaidJilani was quibbling with your characterization of Russia's actions, not the relative weight of those actions versus actions of Corporate Elites 8093 883043064733982721 2017-07-06 15:20:47-04 @ZaidJilani thanks for addressing my point! 8094 883042860106473476 2017-07-06 15:19:58-04 @ZaidJilani Russia didn't just hack Podesta, and with influence ops, the effects are disproportionate to the tactics, so this is...an odd tweet. 8095 883041610874966018 2017-07-06 15:15:00-04 LePage was Trump before Trump was Trump https://t.co/5PEmHgVv5u 8096 883041033721970693 2017-07-06 15:12:43-04 @tyrcasey @libbycwatson @kept_simple this screenshot should go on the next Voyager Golden Record 8097 883040805111443456 2017-07-06 15:11:48-04 @InsomniaBooks @conor64 @jbarro Uh, no. One of these things has been shown to be relatively easy and the other has been shown to be extremely hard. 8098 883037849947222016 2017-07-06 15:00:04-04 .@NunbergSam says he and @RogerJStoneJr introduced the idea of a wall to Trump so he'd focus on immigration. https://t.co/BaVjoDceiL https://t.co/NLofm45kKM 8099 883035565502976000 2017-07-06 14:50:59-04 @AshCrossan @LucasSiegel no :( :( :( 8100 883035519143350277 2017-07-06 14:50:48-04 @JustinRYoung "Zis Ron Howard, you trust him to do ze job?" 8101 883035229992222720 2017-07-06 14:49:39-04 @JustinRYoung Fun fact: This photo captures the moment Trump and Merkel were told about the Han Solo directors quitting. 8102 883034831847923712 2017-07-06 14:48:04-04 @conor64 @jbarro that we know of (no comprehensive audit was conducted) 8103 883034590742544386 2017-07-06 14:47:07-04 @AshCrossan @LucasSiegel hi i just wanted to tell you again that you rock and i love you 8104 883034063271014401 2017-07-06 14:45:01-04 This photo is ~incredible~. https://t.co/cCFE8b2Xp0 https://t.co/Rb0ZWbTIjW 8105 883031770618310658 2017-07-06 14:35:54-04 STAR WARS SHIPS DON'T "WARP" 8106 883031207474286593 2017-07-06 14:33:40-04 Settle down, CIA. https://t.co/ClIKQMk4FC 8107 883027609453559808 2017-07-06 14:19:22-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto @selenalarson r2 8108 883026675608453121 2017-07-06 14:15:39-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto @selenalarson christ 8109 883026574941069312 2017-07-06 14:15:15-04 @eleventhirtyate @mackmaitland honestly yeah 8110 883026554321858560 2017-07-06 14:15:11-04 @gregotto @selenalarson captain america 8111 883026512852770816 2017-07-06 14:15:01-04 Okay WikiLeaks, you have my attention. https://t.co/184Onowm9P https://t.co/KgO7i41HOZ 8112 883026325300228097 2017-07-06 14:14:16-04 @eleventhirtyate @mackmaitland IT WAS FOLDED UP AT FIRST we are all out of straws my friends 8113 883025927386664960 2017-07-06 14:12:41-04 @selenalarson @gregotto welp, guess my info was leaked 8114 883023198199189504 2017-07-06 14:01:50-04 @SethAMandel you're a strange one 8115 883023131216162817 2017-07-06 14:01:34-04 https://t.co/lultwhEuvc 8116 883022740575240192 2017-07-06 14:00:01-04 Are we...building a Death Star? https://t.co/SqX2gMm5HO 8117 883022606768721922 2017-07-06 13:59:29-04 @SethAMandel Dude got a Times profile. I suspect most journalists read the Times. But hey, whatever. 8118 883022488174768128 2017-07-06 13:59:01-04 @SethAMandel Oh, I didn't think you were talking to me. I just think it's laughable that you think most journalists didn't read reams of covg of him. 8119 883020744036405248 2017-07-06 13:52:05-04 @SethAMandel I admire your commitment to being so consistently off-base 8120 883020532878364672 2017-07-06 13:51:15-04 @IsaacDovere covfefe 8121 883020308533346305 2017-07-06 13:50:21-04 @CoganSchneier @scottbix aha! 8122 883020220016857088 2017-07-06 13:50:00-04 Someone made a cyber joke in a newsroom meeting today and I was the only one who laughed and it was loud and I want to die 8123 883019742084296704 2017-07-06 13:48:06-04 @ditzkoff STAR WAR cc: @darth 8124 883019631988019201 2017-07-06 13:47:40-04 @scottbix has anyone ever explored what the meat class was 8125 883018496858361856 2017-07-06 13:43:09-04 @darth the all star game but just the players' pups darth 8126 883016554576826369 2017-07-06 13:35:26-04 @eleventhirtyate actively cybering as we speak 8127 883016149260275713 2017-07-06 13:33:50-04 @eleventhirtyate https://t.co/uYPB8hyZV7 8128 883015609705005058 2017-07-06 13:31:41-04 @eleventhirtyate in the dictionary, next to "grasping for straws," there's a screenshot of this tweet 8129 883015226844643330 2017-07-06 13:30:10-04 @eleventhirtyate was there, though 8130 883013715372777472 2017-07-06 13:24:10-04 @ashleyfeinberg "My Western Hemisphere and Also Part of the Eastern Hemisphere People" 8131 883013512515268608 2017-07-06 13:23:21-04 Intercept*. D'oh. 8132 883012673256005635 2017-07-06 13:20:01-04 Interceptor editor criticizing another publication for source handling ----> https://t.co/QjKk4pgOtf 8133 883011241987407874 2017-07-06 13:14:20-04 @blakehounshell legitimately terrifying 8134 883010196943056897 2017-07-06 13:10:11-04 @blakehounshell Oh, you believe this but not a photograph 8135 883009182299037696 2017-07-06 13:06:09-04 Wow. OGE director resigns in letter to Trump, stresses "principle that public service is a public trust." https://t.co/J9nLnOZGTA 8136 883007608336125953 2017-07-06 12:59:53-04 @Sydfalcorules smart! 8137 883006736940118016 2017-07-06 12:56:26-04 @JaredRizzi or a potential storyline for a WWE fight 8138 883006621781307395 2017-07-06 12:55:58-04 @RedPandasDaily @darth Presidarth 8139 883005965808926720 2017-07-06 12:53:22-04 @JaredRizzi noted liberal greg abbott 8140 883005321580621824 2017-07-06 12:50:48-04 @darth @zara915 I like chronological order personally 8141 883005230992039936 2017-07-06 12:50:27-04 Oh my god https://t.co/hvruf0lbze 8142 882992913499779072 2017-07-06 12:01:30-04 @justinjm1 Omg no the "sad" was about him continuing to not do the thing 8143 882992627515314177 2017-07-06 12:00:22-04 There are many reasons why @ashleyfeinberg is good, and this is maybe the best one https://t.co/mFDuS363nx 8144 882992487731793920 2017-07-06 11:59:48-04 @ashleyfeinberg i NEVER swear 8145 882992460271636481 2017-07-06 11:59:42-04 @justinjm1 Sad! https://t.co/mzARsUuYOb 8146 882992363089559552 2017-07-06 11:59:19-04 @ashleyfeinberg congrats on your surgically kardashianed a** 8147 882992089612656640 2017-07-06 11:58:14-04 @TonyRomm @ashleyrgold @PoliticoKevin and my arrival 8148 882977442138267648 2017-07-06 11:00:01-04 Heyyyyyyyy https://t.co/Q1VrvayaGf 8149 882973666060910592 2017-07-06 10:45:01-04 https://t.co/5LG8tIUmO3 8150 882971195041341441 2017-07-06 10:35:12-04 @TonyRomm drag them 8151 882968420899323906 2017-07-06 10:24:10-04 @JaredRizzi could stand for other things too 8152 882967666994098177 2017-07-06 10:21:11-04 @JaredRizzi in fairness, he's not wrong, it was very tough 8153 882967503135223809 2017-07-06 10:20:32-04 @oliverdarcy Remember when he claimed that OGE was reviewing the names of three people Trump was about to fire? What ever happened there? 8154 882963863599288322 2017-07-06 10:06:04-04 @ashleyfeinberg shoulda gone with airheads 8155 882963196352626688 2017-07-06 10:03:25-04 @bradheath every time I see one of these I just wait for you to find it 8156 882961742980141056 2017-07-06 09:57:38-04 @kpyke Oh no it's APT-66! 8157 882961253949427712 2017-07-06 09:55:42-04 @evanperez One can recognize the intent of skeptics in pushing this line while still recognizing that accuracy of 4 vs. 17 matters. 8158 882961157220425728 2017-07-06 09:55:19-04 @evanperez ODNI oversees 16 others, yes, but if no one from Coast Guard intel was involved, not accurate to say they participated. 8159 882959307272183809 2017-07-06 09:47:58-04 @evanperez Wouldn't it be the people who reported 17 who thought that? 8160 882950225878495232 2017-07-06 09:11:52-04 @BlakeSobczak holy shiite 8161 882949447491219456 2017-07-06 09:08:47-04 @daveweigel prison did wonders for this guy 8162 882948817448054784 2017-07-06 09:06:17-04 @josephfcox great photo of me, @HowellONeill, and @Joseph_Marks_ 8163 882948720014315524 2017-07-06 09:05:53-04 "Left is the best" is still better than those DCCC slogans https://t.co/rUMFQjPrcy https://t.co/NIV9gntvAN 8164 882948313582104576 2017-07-06 09:04:17-04 @alexburnsNYT we might all be dead long before then 8165 882947157917143041 2017-07-06 08:59:41-04 @lrozen "Wait, what happened? What did I miss? Did we TiVo it?" - Bob Mueller 8166 882946425386151940 2017-07-06 08:56:46-04 @lrozen Omg 8167 882945846698024960 2017-07-06 08:54:28-04 Of course, Dem astronauts wear space suits because they say there's no air in space. 8168 882945369629437952 2017-07-06 08:52:35-04 Data also says this https://t.co/plMhr4MdTz 8169 882939693675020291 2017-07-06 08:30:01-04 https://t.co/9xwt1yemnH 8170 882937675790958592 2017-07-06 08:22:00-04 Everywhere he goes https://t.co/254kZmhcan 8171 882935917060780033 2017-07-06 08:15:01-04 Churchill is an example of somebody who's done an amazing job and is being recognized more and more https://t.co/qT719lEfgy 8172 882933902645485568 2017-07-06 08:07:01-04 Despite saying election meddling "was" Russia, Trump later in his answer added, "Nobody really knows. Nobody really knows for sure." 8173 882933499711414273 2017-07-06 08:05:25-04 Trump on IC Russia findings: "I heard it was 17 agencies. I said, 'Boy, that's a lot! Do we even have that many intelligence agencies?'" 8174 882932897111572481 2017-07-06 08:03:01-04 Trump also says Obama "would have done plenty about" Russian meddling if he'd thought Trump had a chance of winning the election. 8175 882932139276161024 2017-07-06 08:00:00-04 "I think it was Russia, and I think it could've been other people and other countries." & Likens issue to WMD intel. https://t.co/cfgufwzbbR 8176 882931919276707841 2017-07-06 07:59:08-04 @blakehounshell #fakenews 8177 882808338022621185 2017-07-05 23:48:04-04 @manraysky good. important subject 8178 882807707002187776 2017-07-05 23:45:33-04 @AshCrossan @LucasSiegel "all that stuff that they say on youtube, look at me go" ash i love you 8179 882807579805712384 2017-07-05 23:45:03-04 @manraysky remember when you met me 8180 882807326075432960 2017-07-05 23:44:02-04 @AshCrossan @LucasSiegel OH MY GOD I LOVE THIS I LOVE YOU 8181 882806269555376128 2017-07-05 23:39:51-04 @MattGalkaFox10 @darth I LOVE THIS 8182 882782158951247873 2017-07-05 22:04:02-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson goodnight homey 8183 882782019998146562 2017-07-05 22:03:29-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson you too 8184 882781925898891264 2017-07-05 22:03:07-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson actually completely fair 8185 882781779161223173 2017-07-05 22:02:32-04 @sapphy_hime @manraysky @glovestudios wait really??? 8186 882781660374347776 2017-07-05 22:02:03-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson SNOOBUG 8187 882781453406400512 2017-07-05 22:01:14-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson chuck, accept that you have been defeated 8188 882779918937075713 2017-07-05 21:55:08-04 @DelilahSDawson @ChuckWendig what delilah said 8189 882779734614126592 2017-07-05 21:54:24-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson DESIST 8190 882779000409600001 2017-07-05 21:51:29-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson CEASE 8191 882778924597600256 2017-07-05 21:51:11-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson STOP 8192 882778665762906112 2017-07-05 21:50:09-04 @DelilahSDawson @ChuckWendig people are gonna flock to see it 8193 882777299711610880 2017-07-05 21:44:44-04 @Cyphran those are my three things 8194 882776090116214784 2017-07-05 21:39:55-04 @dog_rates nailed it 8195 882774107003256832 2017-07-05 21:32:02-04 HELLO https://t.co/7VyBo2Hs5w 8196 882764667600457728 2017-07-05 20:54:32-04 @michaelroston @darth damn it Roston 8197 882761012180549632 2017-07-05 20:40:00-04 The thing about this meme is it's just the actual movie https://t.co/xyraIVhq8s 8198 882758126101041153 2017-07-05 20:28:32-04 @heathdwilliams PUPPY 8199 882755181435392000 2017-07-05 20:16:50-04 Why I chose to do only the third one ----> https://t.co/h8TEPpkkEE 8200 882733447034417152 2017-07-05 18:50:28-04 @ChuckWendig @manraysky literally how dare you 8201 882731495013707776 2017-07-05 18:42:43-04 @manraysky @glovestudios @sapphy_hime I NEED THIS 8202 882729616871489536 2017-07-05 18:35:15-04 @manraysky @glovestudios @sapphy_hime how about if you two switch places with Josie and she tweets for a while 8203 882729056160153600 2017-07-05 18:33:01-04 @manraysky @glovestudios @sapphy_hime even Pablo isn't this mean 8204 882727147995099136 2017-07-05 18:25:27-04 @hacks4pancakes @MalwareJake @foxandfriends We have lots of fun here on Twitter 8205 882726526940327936 2017-07-05 18:22:58-04 @starwars @LillianSkye_ @jaydubya76 Also an old me saying 8206 882726434514587648 2017-07-05 18:22:36-04 @MalwareJake @foxandfriends Never forget https://t.co/DZaEKnbqn9 8207 882725615325106177 2017-07-05 18:19:21-04 @manraysky @glovestudios It was the second best moment of the con, after @ChuckWendig's wife recognizing me as "the candy corn guy" 8208 882725494554341376 2017-07-05 18:18:52-04 @manraysky @glovestudios At SWCO someone said to me "I recognize you...you're Eric Geller! Who ARE you? I've asked two people and no one could explain you" 8209 882725205038305283 2017-07-05 18:17:43-04 @manraysky Kristen. 8210 882725165309865984 2017-07-05 18:17:34-04 @sapphy_hime @manraysky @glovestudios Damn 8211 882724436180439040 2017-07-05 18:14:40-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @aedwardslevy I love her 8212 882721964061753348 2017-07-05 18:04:51-04 @selenalarson I bet I jinxed it 8213 882721739821768705 2017-07-05 18:03:57-04 @selenalarson Extremely sorry my friend but I absolutely love that this is a thing 8214 882721274618933248 2017-07-05 18:02:06-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy @darth NAVI 8215 882719042485850113 2017-07-05 17:53:14-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy @darth is there a reason you are still tweeting 8216 882718954799718402 2017-07-05 17:52:53-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @darth IM SCREECHING 8217 882718850869022720 2017-07-05 17:52:28-04 @IsaacDovere or maybe he just wanted to display it in the lobby 8218 882718754324525060 2017-07-05 17:52:05-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy @darth no it's for ariel 8219 882718726893817856 2017-07-05 17:51:59-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria @pablohidalgo oh get out 8220 882718230451826692 2017-07-05 17:50:00-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi you are like a bad version of @darth 8221 882718182150213634 2017-07-05 17:49:49-04 @ChrisPirillo jesus is lookin good 8222 882717985324101633 2017-07-05 17:49:02-04 @JaredRizzi god damn it jared 8223 882717712040038403 2017-07-05 17:47:57-04 @JaredRizzi it's LUCASFILM NO S 8224 882717469642719232 2017-07-05 17:46:59-04 @JaredRizzi have you no shame 8225 882717125785399296 2017-07-05 17:45:37-04 Also, wonder what Jesus would say about looting historical artifacts from the cradle of civilization. 8226 882716911854903296 2017-07-05 17:44:46-04 @pbump @aminatou @attackerman yeah like i'm gonna trust the people who said clinton would win in a landslide 8227 882716365844623361 2017-07-05 17:42:36-04 Luckily for him, the Affordable Care Act covers treatment for the burns in the replies to this tweet https://t.co/l7zrrT4ipA 8228 882713660187127808 2017-07-05 17:31:51-04 @TheApexFan @jedinews2010 this isn't really a fair fight 8229 882713302610182152 2017-07-05 17:30:26-04 @AliWatkins this would be "our troll meter goes to 12" 8230 882713230573023232 2017-07-05 17:30:08-04 @GossiTheDog @zezezebe how great would it be if this whole thing were retaliation for blocking a Russian program 8231 882713115938390020 2017-07-05 17:29:41-04 @eleventhirtyate no i'm asking you to explain how a website eats veal 8232 882712718834323457 2017-07-05 17:28:06-04 @chaosbria @pablohidalgo THE BEST 8233 882712518199713792 2017-07-05 17:27:19-04 @eleventhirtyate explain how and maybe i will 8234 882712468107272192 2017-07-05 17:27:07-04 @Bing_Chris wait *narrows eyes* what are you saying 8235 882712136149028865 2017-07-05 17:25:47-04 @eleventhirtyate you can't even eat veal you're a website!!! 8236 882712015764164610 2017-07-05 17:25:19-04 @eleventhirtyate switch off 8237 882711789397565440 2017-07-05 17:24:25-04 @Bing_Chris Exactly. Remember when G2 mocked CrowdStrike? 8238 882710365775294464 2017-07-05 17:18:45-04 @blakehounshell everyone's an Earhart expert today 8239 882709991802761218 2017-07-05 17:17:16-04 @eleventhirtyate hahahahahahahaha 8240 882709963268915201 2017-07-05 17:17:09-04 @TheApexFan joy 8241 882707158961463296 2017-07-05 17:06:01-04 @ChuckWendig @manraysky https://t.co/zkTKtBrcDf 8242 882705065995272192 2017-07-05 16:57:42-04 Kobach defiant, says reports of 44 states refusing to give him voter data are "patently false" and "fake news." https://t.co/wfqq0qH2PU 8243 882703243033411586 2017-07-05 16:50:27-04 @GossiTheDog Right, we shouldn't discount the possibility that it was just open season on that poor company 8244 882701840864948224 2017-07-05 16:44:53-04 @GossiTheDog Agreed. Though to be fair, if I were GRU/FSB I might have learned from my 2015/2016 missteps on that front... 8245 882701599981875201 2017-07-05 16:43:55-04 @MarisaKabas @OliviaMesser what about images, can i add an image to the doc 8246 882700364235116544 2017-07-05 16:39:01-04 This is straight out of the Guccifer 2.0 "independent hacker fighting for transparency and justice!" playbook. 8247 882700145736941569 2017-07-05 16:38:09-04 @MarisaKabas @OliviaMesser please like, fave, RT, subscribe, endorse, bless, etc. 8248 882699895399997440 2017-07-05 16:37:09-04 Seems obvious to me that the answer to this Q is "To cast doubt on the 'nation state, destructive intent' theory." https://t.co/hqKWWKZjwe https://t.co/026vjvzvBO 8249 882698778154815489 2017-07-05 16:32:43-04 @MarisaKabas @OliviaMesser can i insert a table or would that lead to a row 8250 882698624102264834 2017-07-05 16:32:06-04 @cFidd dems have no one to blame but themselves tbh 8251 882698531882119169 2017-07-05 16:31:44-04 @ChuckWendig @manraysky always 8252 882698493684482048 2017-07-05 16:31:35-04 @caseyvaughn @darth THIS FACE 8253 882698093136924672 2017-07-05 16:29:59-04 @ChuckWendig @manraysky you 8254 882697647982772225 2017-07-05 16:28:13-04 @LillianSkye_ @VileZero hey can we get a group together 8255 882697518852780032 2017-07-05 16:27:42-04 @DanMentos @darth "we give that effort—" [bees rearrange themselves into a new shape] "—a BEE-PLUS" 8256 882697147371671556 2017-07-05 16:26:14-04 @TheApexFan oh you piece of https://t.co/keYJxIAWxp 8257 882695097745362945 2017-07-05 16:18:05-04 @amir_anasr literally no one should ever tweet on any occasion 8258 882694985799409667 2017-07-05 16:17:38-04 @FCWnow @frankentele CCDCOE is not part of NATO 8259 882694323929841664 2017-07-05 16:15:01-04 There's no way this is real??? https://t.co/1qDiDjX6mo 8260 882694067515215872 2017-07-05 16:14:00-04 @OliviaMesser @MarisaKabas what are our thoughts on using comments, is that too much for a first date 8261 882692836508012546 2017-07-05 16:09:06-04 @daveaitel But have they found backdoors in the code? That's what I'm talking about. Not use of the software; discovery of vulns in it. 8262 882692737367236608 2017-07-05 16:08:42-04 @mtoecker You didn't read the post very carefully 8263 882692441119346690 2017-07-05 16:07:32-04 @daveaitel oh, I meant security experts, not possible customers 8264 882692011870040065 2017-07-05 16:05:49-04 @daveaitel enough to convince* 8265 882691974880534528 2017-07-05 16:05:41-04 @daveaitel maybe; just saying it won't (and perhaps shouldn't) be enough convince anyone 8266 882691538593206272 2017-07-05 16:03:57-04 @daveaitel "trust me" is always the most compelling argument 8267 882691244006264836 2017-07-05 16:02:46-04 @ChuckWendig @manraysky just looking for the right button to click chuck 8268 882690563161640961 2017-07-05 16:00:04-04 Unclear if this is related to #NotPetya https://t.co/0OyZbltysg 8269 882690426150559745 2017-07-05 15:59:31-04 @manraysky I don't see "boom." I see "play" though. 8270 882688448552894464 2017-07-05 15:51:40-04 @Scott_Bromley I figured as much, working with @DeeGoots and all 8271 882688058159767554 2017-07-05 15:50:07-04 @emptywheel Ah, I thought I was missing something on the 12th 8272 882687881302745088 2017-07-05 15:49:25-04 @emptywheel Why? 8273 882687491723100160 2017-07-05 15:47:52-04 @Scott_Bromley to be fair, I'm guessing you also break down every week, just not, you know, the set 8274 882686775197609985 2017-07-05 15:45:01-04 Talos is worried that whoever launched #NotPetya was comfortable burning significant Ukraine access to do it. https://t.co/0mTeNz6kMd https://t.co/zOaQTxuHmL 8275 882684258577416192 2017-07-05 15:35:01-04 @TonyRomm isn't this article about your daily newsletter 8276 882682997660672001 2017-07-05 15:30:00-04 "Two people close to Mr. Trump said they expected [Putin and him] to bond over their disdain for 'fake news.'" https://t.co/bPc4ms5SRS 8277 882677287568777216 2017-07-05 15:07:19-04 @Jolly_Rancher @heathdwilliams what is going on here 8278 882675460236333056 2017-07-05 15:00:03-04 Photo of Pence here https://t.co/p0uYPBwIXi reminds me of the time he said he stared across the DMZ so NK could "see our resolve in my face" 8279 882672919951941632 2017-07-05 14:49:58-04 @alexburnsNYT Scheduling notice: Delete your account in five minutes 8280 882672871247667201 2017-07-05 14:49:46-04 @pbump the state is not called "the Mississippi" it's just "Mississippi" 8281 882672105984323584 2017-07-05 14:46:43-04 @StephLauren @darth APRIL 8282 882671728475987969 2017-07-05 14:45:13-04 @selenalarson is this encryption 8283 882670781053927426 2017-07-05 14:41:28-04 @gregotto HAHAHAHAHA 8284 882669949403234305 2017-07-05 14:38:09-04 @darth @lisatweeterson how would you pronounce that? like, letter by letter, or...? 8285 882667898455547904 2017-07-05 14:30:00-04 RIP Twitter https://t.co/5z87atwPoE 8286 882666270306566148 2017-07-05 14:23:32-04 @GossiTheDog would the Queen have sent in the guards with the ceremonial pikes 8287 882664773145513987 2017-07-05 14:17:35-04 @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/O2ql81LH0M 8288 882664274576932864 2017-07-05 14:15:36-04 or my funeral, whichever comes first 8289 882661894946947072 2017-07-05 14:06:09-04 @catesish I love that the Tumblr link you send is my friend Gavia 8290 882661494562881537 2017-07-05 14:04:34-04 @catesish holy shit holy shit this is lit af 8291 882660838393475076 2017-07-05 14:01:57-04 @HowellONeill keepvid 8292 882660794802073601 2017-07-05 14:01:47-04 @catesish THE DISCOURSE 8293 882659957279215616 2017-07-05 13:58:27-04 @eleventhirtyate oh ffs 8294 882659645374050304 2017-07-05 13:57:13-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump god damn it 8295 882659473139040257 2017-07-05 13:56:32-04 @eleventhirtyate do you recommend it 8296 882659072566317056 2017-07-05 13:54:56-04 @darth @pbump STOP 8297 882658567089770496 2017-07-05 13:52:56-04 @pbump @darth no don't do that 8298 882658527256424452 2017-07-05 13:52:46-04 @chaosbria @swankmotron same, this is like the most bryan young thing ever 8299 882657893002170368 2017-07-05 13:50:15-04 @MadelineRConway there's definitely nothing weird and un-american about pledging allegiance to a person instead of a nation 8300 882653004737982467 2017-07-05 13:30:49-04 @Madilorian @brian_nov sorry I've blocked and muted you 8301 882652866862886912 2017-07-05 13:30:17-04 @Madilorian @brian_nov i'm unfollowing you 8302 882652811149881350 2017-07-05 13:30:03-04 People you never want to hear say "Haven't seen that before": 1. Your doctor 2. The Department of Defense https://t.co/H1UvME5aqY 8303 882652673291550720 2017-07-05 13:29:30-04 @brian_nov don't you start 8304 882650835444019201 2017-07-05 13:22:12-04 @brian_nov sad 8305 882650646528360448 2017-07-05 13:21:27-04 @brian_nov there's no theme, the question is about tv shows in general 8306 882650053801848834 2017-07-05 13:19:06-04 @brian_nov your lists prove that you have never seen The West Wing 8307 882649259354591233 2017-07-05 13:15:56-04 @lisatozzi @darth oh my god 8308 882646705547735041 2017-07-05 13:05:48-04 @eleventhirtyate @starwars @BlueJaigEyes yeah this is bias 8309 882646668566462464 2017-07-05 13:05:39-04 @dnvolz yeah I remember hearing that 8310 882643899185082368 2017-07-05 12:54:38-04 @pbump no it is 8311 882641915925147649 2017-07-05 12:46:46-04 @MarisaKabas Your content is v strong 8312 882641810090229763 2017-07-05 12:46:20-04 @MarisaKabas @bookoisseur Which I do 8313 882641234778611712 2017-07-05 12:44:03-04 #FF @MarisaKabas https://t.co/ReTtUSqnDc 8314 882640045240442880 2017-07-05 12:39:20-04 @petridishes is this your super-ego talking to your id 8315 882638034147180544 2017-07-05 12:31:20-04 @heathdwilliams THIS BLOOP 8316 882636033543860225 2017-07-05 12:23:23-04 @chaosbria if you were in an accident, I'd stop for like maybe coffee but NOT a four-course meal also red lights obviously 8317 882635185271058433 2017-07-05 12:20:01-04 https://t.co/G8gJ6HX8ST 8318 882634981662756865 2017-07-05 12:19:12-04 @chaosbria we're more alike than you would probably prefer to acknowledge 8319 882633661144866817 2017-07-05 12:13:58-04 @aschweig @darth @dog_rates omg doge army 8320 882633014706135042 2017-07-05 12:11:23-04 @Anthropologal @darth @dog_rates EAAAAAAARS 8321 882631767844421632 2017-07-05 12:06:26-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris pay me ransom 8322 882631680477073409 2017-07-05 12:06:05-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris you 8323 882631521898835968 2017-07-05 12:05:27-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill it's me 8324 882630939096084480 2017-07-05 12:03:09-04 @TheApexFan @eleventhirtyate this is known 8325 882630577551179776 2017-07-05 12:01:42-04 @TheApexFan @eleventhirtyate circling back here, which tweet was the deep cut one 8326 882628763237875712 2017-07-05 11:54:30-04 @TheApexFan @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate wow 8327 882624806662926336 2017-07-05 11:38:46-04 @TheApexFan @eleventhirtyate talk about fake news 8328 882624543487078400 2017-07-05 11:37:44-04 @TheApexFan @eleventhirtyate cig 8329 882621938618839040 2017-07-05 11:27:23-04 @eleventhirtyate @missingwords @pablohidalgo https://t.co/YqTiJ9BkdD 8330 882620620105805825 2017-07-05 11:22:08-04 @kristenkbates @DarthInternous @DannyPirtle19 nope 8331 882620449414369282 2017-07-05 11:21:28-04 @timothypmurphy seriously, I mean holy schind people 8332 882618358688088065 2017-07-05 11:13:09-04 https://t.co/FI5Oq5Wgyb 8333 882617985495695366 2017-07-05 11:11:40-04 @kristenkbates @DarthInternous @DannyPirtle19 NSFW 8334 882615918362324992 2017-07-05 11:03:27-04 @Bing_Chris omfg 8335 882614837976682496 2017-07-05 10:59:10-04 @darth oh dear god 8336 882614656677924865 2017-07-05 10:58:26-04 @timothypmurphy this is even better IMO https://t.co/kMB8gJc5pg 8337 882614283888189440 2017-07-05 10:56:58-04 @CarpeDiemCyber @Bing_Chris smart 8338 882614097401040897 2017-07-05 10:56:13-04 @ashleyfeinberg @KFILE oh my god 8339 882613225686274051 2017-07-05 10:52:45-04 @DarthInternous @DannyPirtle19 good, the people deserve answers 8340 882613143486308352 2017-07-05 10:52:26-04 @Bing_Chris the only thing that stops a bad server with a gun 8341 882610800682315782 2017-07-05 10:43:07-04 @DannyPirtle19 the sword, the jedi...they're real and they're under @DarthInternous's desk 8342 882610165467500544 2017-07-05 10:40:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 it's true 8343 882609356268810240 2017-07-05 10:37:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 Sword of the Jedi 8344 882605430601641985 2017-07-05 10:21:47-04 @emptywheel @iblametom that too 8345 882605021321449473 2017-07-05 10:20:09-04 @emptywheel @iblametom One imagines that there are other small family firms that make similarly important software, just waiting to be compromised. 8346 882604397829771264 2017-07-05 10:17:41-04 @iblametom it's too early for this 8347 882603893590568960 2017-07-05 10:15:40-04 @brianbeutler @ashleyfeinberg @SopanDeb way to elevate the discourse 8348 882603841874776064 2017-07-05 10:15:28-04 @iblametom what if that's exactly what they want you to think 8349 882602874030751744 2017-07-05 10:11:37-04 @pbump owned 8350 882599957223673856 2017-07-05 10:00:02-04 Hmmm https://t.co/9YznXrgHdR 8351 882596177094561793 2017-07-05 09:45:01-04 Surprising! https://t.co/l3EYB0QSeK 8352 882592917344460800 2017-07-05 09:32:03-04 @MadelineRConway oh my god 8353 882592143533109253 2017-07-05 09:28:59-04 @A_single_bear Oh no, bear! 8354 882589664619753478 2017-07-05 09:19:08-04 @TonyRomm @amir_anasr morning sweetie 8355 882588592283033600 2017-07-05 09:14:52-04 @amir_anasr this is some @TonyRomm shit 8356 882588264900812801 2017-07-05 09:13:34-04 @emptywheel @dnvolz @ChuckGrassley I prefer to think of them as the Boss Nass prequels 8357 882588111104069634 2017-07-05 09:12:58-04 @emptywheel @dnvolz @ChuckGrassley Assume Ear hart 8358 882587501466193920 2017-07-05 09:10:32-04 @dnvolz I don't really understand why this isn't getting more attention 8359 882586437102731264 2017-07-05 09:06:18-04 @dnvolz huge if true 8360 882584851425009666 2017-07-05 09:00:00-04 If history tells us anything, it's that Central Europe needs more nationalism. https://t.co/yVtYjUk5Cd 8361 882583693130440704 2017-07-05 08:55:24-04 @ditzkoff man, he really *is* a disgraced former congressman 8362 882577306362851329 2017-07-05 08:30:01-04 "The lower numbers of high-value targets killed points to the deadly success of the strategy built by the Obama White House." https://t.co/DSMtAo7cdk 8363 882570089106681856 2017-07-05 08:01:21-04 ... https://t.co/8AZl5EQYXI 8364 882442147504549888 2017-07-04 23:32:57-04 @LillianSkye_ @TheApexFan @Hermann22 why did you photoshop 1995 ewan mcgregor onto an unrelated movie poster 8365 882440364505870336 2017-07-04 23:25:52-04 @LillianSkye_ @TheApexFan @Hermann22 no it's captain jack sparrow pretty sure 8366 882439942101766144 2017-07-04 23:24:11-04 @MarisaKabas I mean for one thing the followup https://t.co/sNCDoFjqEc 8367 882438401802330113 2017-07-04 23:18:04-04 @MarisaKabas wow you uhhhh you missed a lot 8368 882436876753358848 2017-07-04 23:12:00-04 @admiraljello yeah I just watched the clip 8369 882436098646999040 2017-07-04 23:08:55-04 @LillianSkye_ @TheApexFan @Hermann22 no it's definitely skeletor 8370 882435569485262854 2017-07-04 23:06:49-04 the fact that none of you tweeted at me about this as it was happening is troubling 8371 882435266266497026 2017-07-04 23:05:36-04 @TheApexFan @LillianSkye_ @Hermann22 ok sorry skeletor 8372 882435231587999745 2017-07-04 23:05:28-04 @Wanderlustin Saf Uses A Computer would be a great comedy series 8373 882434244508884992 2017-07-04 23:01:33-04 oh my god they played the theme 8374 882433628659167232 2017-07-04 22:59:06-04 wait WHAT WHAT WHAT how did I miss this um what?!?!?! https://t.co/1rMNH19ZDL 8375 882431202707329024 2017-07-04 22:49:28-04 @TheApexFan @LillianSkye_ @Hermann22 stop being mean to my friend lilly 8376 882429844637790208 2017-07-04 22:44:04-04 @heathdwilliams @darth i want to snuggle him! 8377 882429616622841857 2017-07-04 22:43:10-04 @heathdwilliams @darth ELLIOTT 8378 882427682847420416 2017-07-04 22:35:28-04 @nycsouthpaw @kelseylh if we all die i'm blaming you 8379 882426879524958208 2017-07-04 22:32:17-04 @clubjade @Wanderlustin isn't that @swankmotron's podcast 8380 882426790685409282 2017-07-04 22:31:56-04 No joke, one of the Capitol Fourth fireworks tonight looked exactly like the Death Star explosion (https://t.co/OEuAwnlkzx) https://t.co/dGRE6rUtMe 8381 882426361834557440 2017-07-04 22:30:14-04 @ashleyfeinberg Pin this 8382 882426231291039745 2017-07-04 22:29:42-04 @dnvolz Whoa 8383 882424426805022720 2017-07-04 22:22:32-04 @ChuckWendig happy fourth of july chuck 8384 882424015083778048 2017-07-04 22:20:54-04 @ParkerMolloy thank you so much for these tweets yours are the only good tweets 8385 882423126663016449 2017-07-04 22:17:22-04 @RachAClark yw 8386 882422826325729280 2017-07-04 22:16:11-04 @RachAClark sigh okay i will like it there too 8387 882422477812633600 2017-07-04 22:14:47-04 @RachAClark you have earned an instagram like from me 8388 882422119153496068 2017-07-04 22:13:22-04 Y E S https://t.co/RjewMN4xMy 8389 882422036202651649 2017-07-04 22:13:02-04 @RachAClark these are amazing 8390 882421474925170689 2017-07-04 22:10:48-04 @RachAClark are these iphone photos??? 8391 882421213544448002 2017-07-04 22:09:46-04 @RachAClark whoa that second photo is incredible 8392 882420700337901568 2017-07-04 22:07:44-04 @bashley83 @DogSolutions omg :( :( 8393 882417685455409152 2017-07-04 21:55:45-04 I will never get over this https://t.co/3ptfEg6jNn 8394 882413115069140993 2017-07-04 21:37:35-04 @ashleyfeinberg The trickiest sex move 8395 882412672989491200 2017-07-04 21:35:50-04 @LillianSkye_ ❤️ 8396 882412633177174016 2017-07-04 21:35:40-04 @heathdwilliams Lol 8397 882412541837807616 2017-07-04 21:35:19-04 @LillianSkye_ C OKAY LILLY V F E F E 8398 882411578330681344 2017-07-04 21:31:29-04 @heathdwilliams actually my joke here was that you said you were running, which is ambiguous with you 8399 882411197953429504 2017-07-04 21:29:58-04 . F I R COVFEFE W O R K S 8400 882410745333460994 2017-07-04 21:28:10-04 @heathdwilliams Who 8401 882406027064463360 2017-07-04 21:09:25-04 @heathdwilliams Hmmmm but 8402 882404086317973508 2017-07-04 21:01:43-04 @libbycwatson That is a very big sur 8403 882398928708272129 2017-07-04 20:41:13-04 @lainnafader @darth I'm obsessed 8404 882398543025229824 2017-07-04 20:39:41-04 @darth Yessss 8405 882394863672717316 2017-07-04 20:25:04-04 THIS WEBSITE IS FREE https://t.co/X9d6gPLlWs 8406 882384060445843460 2017-07-04 19:42:08-04 @ChuckWendig you were the music man 8407 882383719113396225 2017-07-04 19:40:47-04 @pablohidalgo I adore you 8408 882367631961067520 2017-07-04 18:36:51-04 @ChuckWendig looks like someone just saw The Sound of Music 8409 882367191500324864 2017-07-04 18:35:06-04 @ChuckWendig haha pickle 8410 882361242194784257 2017-07-04 18:11:28-04 @Wanderlustin @Benergizer1 this is correct, saf and i are engaged 8411 882346026732068864 2017-07-04 17:11:00-04 oh my word https://t.co/Gm25on1qII 8412 882339891081826304 2017-07-04 16:46:37-04 @Wanderlustin SAF SCARF 8413 882338729544876032 2017-07-04 16:42:00-04 The capital "W" in "World" absolutely MAKES it https://t.co/DOasWB0Sxt 8414 882334697161883649 2017-07-04 16:25:59-04 @alexandra_adams same tbh 8415 882331435184648192 2017-07-04 16:13:01-04 @alexandra_adams omg with the hats!!! 8416 882330335891075073 2017-07-04 16:08:39-04 +1 https://t.co/bm4joiAUzI 8417 882326881596579840 2017-07-04 15:54:56-04 @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm both of u are fireworks 8418 882326440515174401 2017-07-04 15:53:10-04 @heathdwilliams YESSSS 8419 882326419128320001 2017-07-04 15:53:05-04 @soaringleap424 I WANT TO CALL HER 8420 882323090973351936 2017-07-04 15:39:52-04 @FallonKlivian i would be waru 8421 882322994751819776 2017-07-04 15:39:29-04 @darth !! https://t.co/wXuPLj8gnD 8422 882318345160339456 2017-07-04 15:21:00-04 This story is incorrect @rhettjonez. CCDCOE is not part of NATO. It is simply accredited by the alliance. https://t.co/3xgYSDlQoj 8423 882318274502983680 2017-07-04 15:20:43-04 @darth @PeighSmellis @pbump jfc 8424 882305769009446912 2017-07-04 14:31:02-04 @internetofshit Core 2 Doo-doo-o 8425 882297970133049344 2017-07-04 14:00:03-04 I plan to reread these three paragraphs whenever I'm feeling down https://t.co/c3Cd0Lh6uy 8426 882291268147085312 2017-07-04 13:33:25-04 @ashleyfeinberg Ben Franklin?????? 8427 882290537629442048 2017-07-04 13:30:30-04 @RachAClark @bethesdabagels oh my GOD 8428 882290418553044992 2017-07-04 13:30:02-04 Love this. https://t.co/PPmMJQ4KJA 8429 882288713631510528 2017-07-04 13:23:16-04 @Hello_Tailor Ok 8430 882288490955894785 2017-07-04 13:22:23-04 @Hello_Tailor is it...Good 8431 882288225871638532 2017-07-04 13:21:19-04 @Hello_Tailor no i'm gonna see it lol we're just having jokes on the tweeternets 8432 882287759481876480 2017-07-04 13:19:28-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello lol 8433 882287720801984512 2017-07-04 13:19:19-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate ❄❄❄ 8434 882287602585526274 2017-07-04 13:18:51-04 @Hello_Tailor he's always hot that's basically a geological constant, not good enough 8435 882287512886161408 2017-07-04 13:18:29-04 @eleventhirtyate this is going to set @admiraljello off 8436 882287038388736000 2017-07-04 13:16:36-04 @Hello_Tailor not here for un-hot aunt may 8437 882285240764559360 2017-07-04 13:09:28-04 @Hello_Tailor it's spider-man not spider-peter-parker's-hot-aunt 8438 882282879992123392 2017-07-04 13:00:05-04 https://t.co/Ad5GubzNng https://t.co/vZUBdg0Ydi 8439 882282541495046145 2017-07-04 12:58:44-04 @GossiTheDog How is this different from the last story saying they seized the servers? 8440 882274929361776644 2017-07-04 12:28:29-04 Fourth of July pup. @ Bethesda, Maryland https://t.co/LJl27oyCZ2 8441 882267766807547908 2017-07-04 12:00:02-04 Keine Scheiße, Sherlock https://t.co/fdnE17FcZQ 8442 882256442513924096 2017-07-04 11:15:02-04 @darth 8443 882255727636750336 2017-07-04 11:12:11-04 @IsaacDovere Much appreciated. Remember the Alamo. 8444 882255337989996544 2017-07-04 11:10:38-04 Look at my dog and her bandana https://t.co/bOvu6QKUQS 8445 882253121128419328 2017-07-04 11:01:50-04 @ddale8 non-existent anti-fascists are the most dangerous kind of anti-fascists 8446 882252930056933380 2017-07-04 11:01:04-04 @IsaacDovere damn it I was waiting for that 8447 882250150403608579 2017-07-04 10:50:01-04 @IsaacDovere Bill Bennett's tomato pudding recipe is legendary 8448 882248645080477697 2017-07-04 10:44:03-04 @CarpeDiemCyber Indeed 8449 882247290253189120 2017-07-04 10:38:40-04 https://t.co/m88Pc4F1AR 8450 882243893852504066 2017-07-04 10:25:10-04 @brian_nov @DannyPirtle19 No you are 8451 882234224232804352 2017-07-04 09:46:44-04 @DannyPirtle19 EWOK 8452 882228656910852096 2017-07-04 09:24:37-04 https://t.co/XAAJRLVzZ5 8453 882072708174970881 2017-07-03 23:04:56-04 @pablohidalgo okay but it's called Star Drawers and that's final 8454 882072529866825728 2017-07-03 23:04:13-04 @stevemullis Do it! 8455 882072424803692544 2017-07-03 23:03:48-04 @pablohidalgo what if I wanted to write a comic adaptation where none of them are wearing pants, would you approve that 8456 882071393508175875 2017-07-03 22:59:42-04 @TonyRomm @atsneed i'm here for it 8457 882070952355516417 2017-07-03 22:57:57-04 @Wanderlustin @pablohidalgo only when you're tarkin to them tho right 8458 882070689741762560 2017-07-03 22:56:55-04 @TonyRomm @atsneed jfc 8459 882069974931697664 2017-07-03 22:54:04-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @HerdingNerfs and by "make any robots" we mean 8460 882069891410534400 2017-07-03 22:53:44-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm what kind of beer do we have 8461 882069568017113089 2017-07-03 22:52:27-04 @stevemullis No, check the tab on the page, that's canon stuff! 8462 882069533401526273 2017-07-03 22:52:19-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm the only kind of party that tony gets invited to 8463 882068473463140352 2017-07-03 22:48:06-04 @stevemullis There were like five https://t.co/SfS6wHRVA6 8464 882067895466983425 2017-07-03 22:45:48-04 @jacefair109 papua new guinea 8465 882067663073181698 2017-07-03 22:44:53-04 @talktoskirt no skirt 8466 882066884203565056 2017-07-03 22:41:47-04 @Redpainter1 @Olivianuzzi if Olivia doesn't contemplate blocking me at least once per day then I'm not doing my job 8467 882066702074294272 2017-07-03 22:41:04-04 @stevemullis by the time of the Clone Wars the Trade Federation has joined the Separatists so idk Sariwon 8468 882065836994740224 2017-07-03 22:37:38-04 @DanielStrauss4 dunking on DC is too easy 8469 882065592454438919 2017-07-03 22:36:39-04 for all you Foreign Policy newbies, N. Korea is the Separatists, S. Korea is the Republic, China is the Sith, and Japan is the Jedi 8470 882065100462489600 2017-07-03 22:34:42-04 @talktoskirt yes skirt 8471 882065012340269060 2017-07-03 22:34:21-04 @geoffreyvs @DanielStrauss4 oh gfy 8472 882064708420947968 2017-07-03 22:33:09-04 keep it here for all your Foreign Policy information 8473 882064522399371273 2017-07-03 22:32:24-04 @The_Big_TR my point was why doesn't he immediately post the rest 8474 882064477084151810 2017-07-03 22:32:13-04 @DanielStrauss4 what about DC 8475 882064323337752576 2017-07-03 22:31:37-04 @beccalsteele evergreen 8476 882064292044050440 2017-07-03 22:31:29-04 @Olivianuzzi parakeets are fucking lit step off 8477 882064060753358848 2017-07-03 22:30:34-04 . H SEOUL A V TOKYO M PYONGYANG V BEIJING 8478 882063254545195008 2017-07-03 22:27:22-04 @eleventhirtyate sup India 8479 882063075733630976 2017-07-03 22:26:39-04 @pablohidalgo She's the first dog I know of who doesn't mind them 8480 882062953587113985 2017-07-03 22:26:10-04 "Heavy move" Is this a wrestling thing https://t.co/npUEaeKJvi 8481 882062136964460544 2017-07-03 22:22:56-04 My thing is, why doesn't he immediately complete these thoughts? Does he not know from the start how he's going to finish them? https://t.co/DlBdzHtLaw 8482 882061185440505857 2017-07-03 22:19:09-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots are you calling Bee S on my pun 8483 882060470051536896 2017-07-03 22:16:18-04 @DeeGoots seems like they took you by surprise like it was a sting operation 8484 882060356545372160 2017-07-03 22:15:51-04 @kristinbwalker yes omg 8485 882059687809757188 2017-07-03 22:13:12-04 @Wanderlustin Ok 8486 882059565646393344 2017-07-03 22:12:42-04 @Wanderlustin That seems like a really 8487 882058296148054019 2017-07-03 22:07:40-04 @pablohidalgo Awww Josie 8488 882055499730096128 2017-07-03 21:56:33-04 @sparksjls Hmmm ok 8489 882054900141707264 2017-07-03 21:54:10-04 @sparksjls Wait are you making fun of my occasional Bethesda geotag 8490 882054719455334403 2017-07-03 21:53:27-04 @eboldy Omg 8491 882054294970748928 2017-07-03 21:51:46-04 @sparksjls Okay thought those were your feet in the pic 8492 882054110643716098 2017-07-03 21:51:02-04 @sparksjls Also r u really in Hwood 8493 882054068499361792 2017-07-03 21:50:52-04 @sparksjls Not bad 8494 882053985565364225 2017-07-03 21:50:32-04 @nycsouthpaw I'm sure she said that everything Obama did was presidential hahaha nothing matters *stabs self in the face* 8495 882053319434395650 2017-07-03 21:47:53-04 @lrozen poor pup!! 8496 882049878544830464 2017-07-03 21:34:13-04 https://t.co/IZswGiziPU https://t.co/yJruryTEji 8497 882049350674915332 2017-07-03 21:32:07-04 @NatashaBertrand nothing matters 8498 882048924206460929 2017-07-03 21:30:25-04 @heathdwilliams FACE 8499 882048890823954433 2017-07-03 21:30:17-04 @ddiamond Buy the cinnamon bun Oreos and bring them into the office thx 8500 882048532089372673 2017-07-03 21:28:52-04 @darth darth which three star war would you leave out of the bomb shelter if you could only bring five 8501 882047930735239170 2017-07-03 21:26:29-04 @selenalarson @jonnysun @darth You're welcome 8502 882047826729029632 2017-07-03 21:26:04-04 @samimain @darth This face 8503 882047728683012096 2017-07-03 21:25:40-04 @BrendanNyhan True, def a power move 8504 882045045716774913 2017-07-03 21:15:01-04 not enough scoops imo https://t.co/CEYhteVZkt 8505 882043428502216704 2017-07-03 21:08:35-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh yep 8506 882042827970146304 2017-07-03 21:06:12-04 @darth @jonnysun darthduck! 8507 882042762312507393 2017-07-03 21:05:56-04 @JaredRizzi @kelseylh LITERALLY gfy 8508 882042160350191618 2017-07-03 21:03:33-04 @alexandra_adams @petridishes yes same 8509 882041394545786880 2017-07-03 21:00:30-04 @kelseylh kelsey you don't have to add context, everyone seeing your RT will have seen your original tweet 8510 882041106652962816 2017-07-03 20:59:22-04 @kelseylh wow 8511 882040981599682561 2017-07-03 20:58:52-04 @clubjade the star war claims another victim 8512 882040825215152128 2017-07-03 20:58:14-04 @kelseylh please RT 8513 882040736979595264 2017-07-03 20:57:53-04 @kelseylh today...we celebrate...our indepepe day 8514 882040421400137728 2017-07-03 20:56:38-04 @bnystedt hang on a sec 8515 882040001252478976 2017-07-03 20:54:58-04 @bnystedt wow they'll really verify anyone won't they 8516 882039003981246464 2017-07-03 20:51:00-04 Every time I think @petridishes can't get any better she proves me wrong https://t.co/wtAMg5icu7 https://t.co/DYg2NFk0lJ 8517 882037486423343105 2017-07-03 20:44:58-04 @bnystedt how/why did this happen 8518 882036644324528132 2017-07-03 20:41:38-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 no 8519 882034503706955776 2017-07-03 20:33:07-04 @bnystedt congratz on getting verr'd 8520 882032977726889984 2017-07-03 20:27:03-04 @ChuckWendig @darth hmm no 8521 882032844155088896 2017-07-03 20:26:32-04 @ChuckWendig @darth when darth is bad he's really bad 8522 882030971457085440 2017-07-03 20:19:05-04 @DanielStrauss4 Hahahahahahahahahahaha 8523 882028948510699520 2017-07-03 20:11:03-04 @darth @ChuckWendig I JUST NOTICED THE CHYRON 8524 882028143405670402 2017-07-03 20:07:51-04 @ricwo that's where I draw the line 8525 882027434736054275 2017-07-03 20:05:02-04 @darth @ChuckWendig darth oh my god why are you like this 8526 882026826205470720 2017-07-03 20:02:37-04 @ChuckWendig is this how you get your "rocks" off 8527 882026353146638337 2017-07-03 20:00:44-04 @ChuckWendig this has nothing to do with me 8528 882025632582041602 2017-07-03 19:57:52-04 @DannyPirtle19 omfg 8529 882025256210321408 2017-07-03 19:56:22-04 @ChuckWendig good lord you are obsessed with me i mean just obsessed 8530 882024697713569793 2017-07-03 19:54:09-04 @ChuckWendig also holy shit you saved this at the time omg you are such a creepy stalker 8531 882024659637514240 2017-07-03 19:54:00-04 this is great https://t.co/iENZm22LB0 8532 882024631116460036 2017-07-03 19:53:53-04 @ChuckWendig this is likewise old 8533 882024558554906624 2017-07-03 19:53:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 omg rly 8534 882024020811685888 2017-07-03 19:51:28-04 @dan_brooks @swankmotron @pablohidalgo they bottle the hot air from bruce wayne's ego 8535 882023928046157825 2017-07-03 19:51:06-04 @LillianSkye_ <3 8536 882023686169145344 2017-07-03 19:50:08-04 @NancyChenNews yes!! 8537 882023445638377472 2017-07-03 19:49:11-04 @LillianSkye_ don't redact their info! name and shame! 8538 882022972017573890 2017-07-03 19:47:18-04 fried egg on fried rice is also really great FYI 8539 882022130602344448 2017-07-03 19:43:57-04 @ChuckWendig chuck this is old you need new material 8540 882020850156883970 2017-07-03 19:38:52-04 @ChuckWendig what if i refuse 8541 882020732485718020 2017-07-03 19:38:24-04 @Hello_Tailor EAT THE EGG GAVIA 8542 882019580532666369 2017-07-03 19:33:49-04 @Hello_Tailor no the point is i get to punish you for criticizing my dinner 8543 882019505853083650 2017-07-03 19:33:31-04 @Hello_Tailor that's fucking gross as hell 8544 882019332296986624 2017-07-03 19:32:50-04 @Hello_Tailor can i choose what he drops tho 8545 882019022627328000 2017-07-03 19:31:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 oh my god i nEED this 8546 882018859909304320 2017-07-03 19:30:57-04 @Hello_Tailor he's gonna drop it on ur dessert tho also i didn't say i'd pay 8547 882018779194163200 2017-07-03 19:30:38-04 @Hello_Tailor yeah but i'm gonna make sure u order a non-meat and then i'm gonna egg it 8548 882018430353887232 2017-07-03 19:29:15-04 @sarahjeong imo wenches shouldn't come after kids 8549 882018255979909121 2017-07-03 19:28:33-04 @Hello_Tailor we're gonna have dinner some time and i'm just gonna have the chef make a fried egg and put it on top of whatever u order 8550 882017300622319616 2017-07-03 19:24:46-04 @Hello_Tailor well gavia i'm happy to report that u are wrong 8551 882016874501984256 2017-07-03 19:23:04-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux what of it 8552 882016728238235649 2017-07-03 19:22:29-04 @Tcann13 @TheApexFan @TheEricGoldman (this is a joke) 8553 882016619580596228 2017-07-03 19:22:03-04 @Tcann13 @TheApexFan @TheEricGoldman just a shame they won't be real star wars fans because they enjoyed a sketch where bb-8 was weightless 8554 882016346543980548 2017-07-03 19:20:58-04 @DorothyOfCourse correct 8555 882016277153423360 2017-07-03 19:20:42-04 starting off strong https://t.co/wAViTs2ooG 8556 882015733991002112 2017-07-03 19:18:32-04 @savkthom no i don't wanna make him jealous 8557 882015556710346756 2017-07-03 19:17:50-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 8558 882015373360582660 2017-07-03 19:17:06-04 I just made tuna salad and put a fried egg on top of it and it was good. 8559 882015278418333697 2017-07-03 19:16:44-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate oh yeah i'm gonna make it happen 8560 882015008997199874 2017-07-03 19:15:39-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate results of what 8561 882014873252769793 2017-07-03 19:15:07-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux yes and 8562 882014815472013313 2017-07-03 19:14:53-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux no, not like as a kink thing, like as a punishment 8563 882014709012193280 2017-07-03 19:14:28-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux everyone who tweeted pablo about this deserves to have a live-action bb8 model dropped on their heads 8564 882008932222464000 2017-07-03 18:51:31-04 @ashleyfeinberg a veritable stream of dilemmas 8565 882008529862877184 2017-07-03 18:49:55-04 @brian_nov @chaosbria @SWatDC THE PEOPLE NEED TO KNOW 8566 882008496207798272 2017-07-03 18:49:47-04 @chaosbria @brian_nov @SWatDC Ah, this is the final schedule. I misunderstood. If it was approved by the organizers then I'm sure it'll be great. 8567 882007878252584960 2017-07-03 18:47:19-04 @chaosbria @brian_nov @SWatDC I'm sure they do. But anyone can propose a panel, no? 8568 882007543828054019 2017-07-03 18:46:00-04 @brian_nov @chaosbria @SWatDC oh okay that's far better than i expected, given that this is a geek convention in georgia 8569 882006958362038272 2017-07-03 18:43:40-04 @brian_nov @chaosbria @SWatDC is this a real panel 8570 882004402189500416 2017-07-03 18:33:30-04 @amy_geek that is absolutely presh 8571 882001180624375808 2017-07-03 18:20:42-04 @amy_geek eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 8572 882001106657837057 2017-07-03 18:20:25-04 Anyway, it's a remarkable account of what's going on in Texas. Long but definitely worth it. 8573 882000707628539905 2017-07-03 18:18:50-04 And this is the TX leg's far-right wing essentially holding the state House hostage as other pols beg for consent on uncontroversial bills. https://t.co/5WYjxXM57e 8574 881999929849372673 2017-07-03 18:15:44-04 This is a GOP state legislator who used to sell sketchy supplements and thinks government shouldn't rely on "reason" or "experience." https://t.co/Gnj2ou7sie 8575 881999266230792193 2017-07-03 18:13:06-04 This is a GOP state legislator trying to defund a state public integrity office and suggesting a, well, curious alternative. https://t.co/xvwz16ywSk 8576 881998783504146432 2017-07-03 18:11:11-04 This is an anecdote about a Republican state legislator trying to legislate on something he knows nothing about—& being forced to admit it. https://t.co/JWK2qLhkXZ 8577 881998254153576448 2017-07-03 18:09:05-04 This is how Texas treats children in need of assistance, especially foster kids. "Rape, abuse, psychotropic medication, and instability..." https://t.co/9i9OZM75yZ 8578 881997803865735169 2017-07-03 18:07:17-04 This is an eye-opening account of how the state GOP's crusade against women's health services is playing out in real life. https://t.co/Tx41XPWBO1 8579 881997402122723329 2017-07-03 18:05:42-04 This is a neat Rick Perry anecdote with some excellent writing. https://t.co/W5nobwjD9N 8580 881997116683542528 2017-07-03 18:04:33-04 This is a remarkable one-two punch story about the governor, Greg Abbott, that I don't think I've heard before. https://t.co/PvXdTJYMjb 8581 881996787996921856 2017-07-03 18:03:15-04 This is what Texas's GOP-led redistricting process did to representation in the state. https://t.co/HNxzt9y0eQ 8582 881996595037917184 2017-07-03 18:02:29-04 I learned so much about Texas politics from this @lawrence_wright story https://t.co/Nud5fOf9Rl and I want to share some of it with you. 8583 881958226320695296 2017-07-03 15:30:01-04 2017 https://t.co/OswKRXaQfN 8584 881957863563948042 2017-07-03 15:28:35-04 @darth @pbump @MSNBC nobody knew that twitter could be so complicated 8585 881957600643997696 2017-07-03 15:27:32-04 @pbump @darth @MSNBC holy crap 8586 881956153848201216 2017-07-03 15:21:47-04 @savkthom this is correct 8587 881950584739422209 2017-07-03 14:59:39-04 @samtayrey @LeftAtLondon How DID we do it without space? 8588 881949668380487681 2017-07-03 14:56:01-04 Chris Christie is so radioactive that even his LG doesn't want to be associated with him https://t.co/oD66onf5N4 8589 881943744303558658 2017-07-03 14:32:29-04 Well that's a thought that's gonna fester https://t.co/HKW6LNvI5r 8590 881942926078750720 2017-07-03 14:29:13-04 @dnvolz @thegrugq guess you could say macabre tweets are your gian-forte 8591 881911329732382721 2017-07-03 12:23:40-04 @Olivianuzzi Where are the aliens Olivia 8592 881905305671663618 2017-07-03 11:59:44-04 @soaringleap424 *rubs hands together in anticipation* excellent 8593 881904828091441152 2017-07-03 11:57:50-04 @brian_nov ... 8594 881902282530582528 2017-07-03 11:47:43-04 @soaringleap424 I hope she likes puns 8595 881898314295332864 2017-07-03 11:31:57-04 @soaringleap424 YESSSS 8596 881897463216472067 2017-07-03 11:28:34-04 @soaringleap424 Yes! Maybe we can go out to dinner and I can come over beforehand 8597 881896582836310016 2017-07-03 11:25:04-04 @soaringleap424 8598 881895754016706560 2017-07-03 11:21:47-04 @soaringleap424 OMG I LOVE HER 8599 881889946348466178 2017-07-03 10:58:42-04 @NatashaBertrand 8600 881885539212906499 2017-07-03 10:41:11-04 Oof. "Red-state school leaders vent frustrations with GOP health bill" https://t.co/kt7PzbPO5C https://t.co/FyO2HrW3L9 8601 881876254655434752 2017-07-03 10:04:18-04 @SpazzyKK what?! 8602 881875453098811392 2017-07-03 10:01:07-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @dnvolz jenna im emailing u rn 8603 881875187096055808 2017-07-03 10:00:03-04 Wow. Ukrainian company whose software was exploited for malware attack knew of problems in advance, police say. https://t.co/HupkpFaQXj https://t.co/r3mHyNCkk0 8604 881874895356952576 2017-07-03 09:58:54-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams please don't 8605 881874748371865600 2017-07-03 09:58:19-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft unbelievable 8606 881874027673006080 2017-07-03 09:55:27-04 @kelseylh same tbh 8607 881873967228882945 2017-07-03 09:55:12-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams this is violence 8608 881873702329167875 2017-07-03 09:54:09-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams wat 8609 881873201688608768 2017-07-03 09:52:10-04 @brian_nov @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams credit to you for this 8610 881872936063381507 2017-07-03 09:51:07-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams the real problem is the leaks! 8611 881872599818620928 2017-07-03 09:49:46-04 @dnvolz @zackwhittaker seconded 8612 881872371262652416 2017-07-03 09:48:52-04 @dnvolz please email me dustin i am so lonely 8613 881872072389079040 2017-07-03 09:47:41-04 @dnvolz you can email me 8614 881870972881600512 2017-07-03 09:43:18-04 @brian_nov @chaosbria @SWatDC omfg 8615 881867624677814273 2017-07-03 09:30:00-04 Facebook can tell there are going to be some quality takes today. https://t.co/PUl4KJEJhY 8616 881863849904926720 2017-07-03 09:15:00-04 hahahahahahahahaha https://t.co/0b7sg5GxfE 8617 881855387686899712 2017-07-03 08:41:23-04 @DanielStrauss4 Hahahaha 8618 881854418249011204 2017-07-03 08:37:32-04 @MadelineRConway evergreen 8619 881852609400799233 2017-07-03 08:30:20-04 @johnson_carrie Because the Resistance needs heroes 8620 881847925508276226 2017-07-03 08:11:44-04 Oh cool, the president is implying that the press will soon be coerced into covering topics he wants covered https://t.co/XuR1xxc5YK 8621 881712087092924420 2017-07-02 23:11:57-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @semirose No 8622 881712014594363392 2017-07-02 23:11:40-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams Unbelievable 8623 881706247598120961 2017-07-02 22:48:45-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @chaosbria Hmmm I think that's rude 8624 881705913396191233 2017-07-02 22:47:25-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @chaosbria is this confusing for you at all, to blend me and zuv 8625 881705024346259460 2017-07-02 22:43:53-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @chaosbria i literally just whispered "oh my god" aloud 8626 881704987935506432 2017-07-02 22:43:45-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @chaosbria OH MY GOD OH MY GOD 8627 881704832557617152 2017-07-02 22:43:08-04 @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig but like a really smart powerful paper bag right 8628 881704090320998400 2017-07-02 22:40:11-04 @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig Soon that attitude may be your doom 8629 881703721553580032 2017-07-02 22:38:43-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig god damn it @chaosbria look what you did 8630 881703262772240384 2017-07-02 22:36:53-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams oh my god you saved this to your computer 8631 881703117137600515 2017-07-02 22:36:19-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams 8632 881702609660375041 2017-07-02 22:34:18-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams 8633 881702438260133888 2017-07-02 22:33:37-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams 8634 881702332764913664 2017-07-02 22:33:12-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams goodnight chuck 8635 881702180138471424 2017-07-02 22:32:35-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ryorin of course you fucking did 8636 881701899686346753 2017-07-02 22:31:28-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams how rude 8637 881701160851210241 2017-07-02 22:28:32-04 @semirose @DannyPirtle19 this is the best tweet of the night 8638 881701043066683394 2017-07-02 22:28:04-04 @WilliamTurton rekt 8639 881700704699764736 2017-07-02 22:26:43-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams it is just science chuck 8640 881700625414860800 2017-07-02 22:26:24-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams probably not because then it'd make a huge mess and most people don't want their clothes ruined 8641 881700470397562885 2017-07-02 22:25:48-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams i wanna be r2 tho 8642 881700342009823232 2017-07-02 22:25:17-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams wait are you r2 in this scenario 8643 881699798793023488 2017-07-02 22:23:07-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams chuck you are losing it 8644 881699594064801792 2017-07-02 22:22:19-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams that doesn't even make sense 8645 881699470802657285 2017-07-02 22:21:49-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams you are turning my friends against me 8646 881697899729625089 2017-07-02 22:15:35-04 @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig sigh 8647 881694352539615232 2017-07-02 22:01:29-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig you can have him 8648 881694288882663424 2017-07-02 22:01:14-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig luke is getting extremely close to me 8649 881694200756133889 2017-07-02 22:00:53-04 @erikmal okay enjoy your soccer team 8650 881694168426401792 2017-07-02 22:00:45-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig WHY IS MY HEAD SO BIG i like the second one 8651 881693497660755968 2017-07-02 21:58:05-04 @ryorin @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams oh can you all just go away 8652 881693332661047298 2017-07-02 21:57:26-04 @DannyPirtle19 this is getting good 8653 881692604710236161 2017-07-02 21:54:32-04 @erikmal maybe 16 million toothpicks? 8654 881692215881465856 2017-07-02 21:52:59-04 @erikmal so is it 16 million cats or 8655 881692040354037761 2017-07-02 21:52:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams there was nothing wrong with it 8656 881691923035168768 2017-07-02 21:51:50-04 @erikmal why do ocean waves crash onto the beach why does a cow make milk some things just are 8657 881691792017678336 2017-07-02 21:51:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams what 8658 881691533501706244 2017-07-02 21:50:17-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams your life is sad 8659 881691498114363394 2017-07-02 21:50:08-04 @erikmal 16 million what 8660 881691414874247168 2017-07-02 21:49:48-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams that's not... 8661 881691394489843712 2017-07-02 21:49:44-04 I cannot https://t.co/dIPyOKSmrn 8662 881691336595968001 2017-07-02 21:49:30-04 @kelseylh love ohio 8663 881691185231908866 2017-07-02 21:48:54-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams danny literally wat 8664 881690702404608000 2017-07-02 21:46:59-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams heath can you photoshop C-3PO's head onto C-3PO's body 8665 881690556472184833 2017-07-02 21:46:24-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig probably neither tho 8666 881690497965858820 2017-07-02 21:46:10-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams or none! none works 8667 881690468001751040 2017-07-02 21:46:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 !!! 8668 881690441405648897 2017-07-02 21:45:56-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig neither 8669 881690421155565569 2017-07-02 21:45:52-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams alternative: no 8670 881690252393537536 2017-07-02 21:45:11-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams chuck no 8671 881689965687705600 2017-07-02 21:44:03-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig oh get out 8672 881689945596985344 2017-07-02 21:43:58-04 @ChuckWendig rude 8673 881689651156836353 2017-07-02 21:42:48-04 @ChuckWendig it's not tiny! 8674 881689512832880640 2017-07-02 21:42:15-04 @ChuckWendig i mean it's like you're so ... you 8675 881689189418487809 2017-07-02 21:40:58-04 @ChuckWendig wow 8676 881688304906883072 2017-07-02 21:37:27-04 @ryorin @ChuckWendig good 8677 881688062476115968 2017-07-02 21:36:29-04 @ChuckWendig literally who, these are not real names 8678 881688006452801537 2017-07-02 21:36:16-04 @ryorin @ChuckWendig go away sho 8679 881687980150226945 2017-07-02 21:36:10-04 @ChuckWendig most things were 8680 881687962697781249 2017-07-02 21:36:05-04 @DannyPirtle19 @LillianSkye_ @ChuckWendig T Swift 8681 881687298424926208 2017-07-02 21:33:27-04 @ChuckWendig who are these 8682 881686429641842688 2017-07-02 21:30:00-04 The cat is what makes it https://t.co/MuIttnPrHO 8683 881685551748927490 2017-07-02 21:26:31-04 @DelilahSDawson @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @pablohidalgo Number 1, you're in good company. Number 2, that's a solid plan. 8684 881684315486253056 2017-07-02 21:21:36-04 @BradMossEsq @brianbeutler I hate Twitter every day :) 8685 881684105896787969 2017-07-02 21:20:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @DelilahSDawson @pablohidalgo haha, Delilah said "do dew" 8686 881683817337163776 2017-07-02 21:19:37-04 @BradMossEsq @brianbeutler it was a joke bradley! 8687 881683073074688001 2017-07-02 21:16:40-04 @soaringleap424 it is love 8688 881682912176988160 2017-07-02 21:16:01-04 @brianbeutler no actually "you are" is acceptable there 8689 881682861660798978 2017-07-02 21:15:49-04 @soaringleap424 she's going to miss u 8690 881682656416735233 2017-07-02 21:15:00-04 JOSIE https://t.co/dpKGSDtoyq 8691 881682528767180803 2017-07-02 21:14:30-04 @soaringleap424 who is watching her during ur wed 8692 881682331836321793 2017-07-02 21:13:43-04 @soaringleap424 sweetest cat 8693 881682178362531840 2017-07-02 21:13:06-04 @soaringleap424 YES 8694 881678882079993860 2017-07-02 21:00:00-04 DLA Piper's email is back, almost a week after the malware attack. https://t.co/zvZMspoUAP https://t.co/vRtSoBABbl 8695 881672589860536321 2017-07-02 20:35:00-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/wgrgj8ZBTc 8696 881671094964543488 2017-07-02 20:29:04-04 @DannyPirtle19 delicious 8697 881670303293874176 2017-07-02 20:25:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 daniel 8698 881670284931215363 2017-07-02 20:25:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 is good 8699 881670275787616261 2017-07-02 20:25:49-04 @DannyPirtle19 the chicken 8700 881670263762497536 2017-07-02 20:25:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 i hope 8701 881670254925148161 2017-07-02 20:25:44-04 @DannyPirtle19 my whole thing 8702 881670241335607297 2017-07-02 20:25:40-04 @DannyPirtle19 is kinda 8703 881670230057132032 2017-07-02 20:25:38-04 @DannyPirtle19 this 8704 881670221299425280 2017-07-02 20:25:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 but 8705 881670211656724481 2017-07-02 20:25:33-04 @DannyPirtle19 sorry 8706 881670064314994688 2017-07-02 20:24:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 8707 881669915144572928 2017-07-02 20:24:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah 8708 881669873776164864 2017-07-02 20:24:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha 8709 881669644519604227 2017-07-02 20:23:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 ...why would i want you to have had the satisfaction of finishing the chicken before you died? 8710 881669452194099200 2017-07-02 20:22:32-04 @DannyPirtle19 so did you finish it before you died of the chest wound or...? 8711 881667046819475456 2017-07-02 20:12:59-04 GARY https://t.co/pWTZZXHrsM 8712 881657220903178244 2017-07-02 19:33:56-04 @Hermann22 @Wanderlustin justin is so good 8713 881656193114148864 2017-07-02 19:29:51-04 @bmaz @pbump i'm extremely about this 8714 881655490484334596 2017-07-02 19:27:03-04 @Adam_Wright23 @pbump yeah, he didn't want it 8715 881654065293389828 2017-07-02 19:21:24-04 @DelReyStarWars @eleventhirtyate isn't that basically lesson 1a 8716 881653695737409536 2017-07-02 19:19:56-04 @kelseylh they should 8717 881653305159675905 2017-07-02 19:18:22-04 @kelseylh it's 7:15pm 8718 881653008584642561 2017-07-02 19:17:12-04 @nycsouthpaw *AD music* 8719 881652811460751360 2017-07-02 19:16:25-04 @wexler @JNicholsonInDC my comment was about the rules generally, not as they apply to this account; plenty of non-historic accounts tweeting this that need to go 8720 881651713626779650 2017-07-02 19:12:03-04 @heathdwilliams DISNEY WORLD FOR DOGS is there star tours for pups 8721 881651675764838402 2017-07-02 19:11:54-04 @heathdwilliams i'm getting ready 2 cry 8722 881651624351072256 2017-07-02 19:11:42-04 @kelseylh i love her 8723 881651412719087616 2017-07-02 19:10:51-04 @heathdwilliams omg i'm listening to this immediately THE CHAPEL 8724 881651309648195584 2017-07-02 19:10:27-04 @kelseylh omg with the little bow 8725 881651256422518784 2017-07-02 19:10:14-04 @heathdwilliams i really want to take maddie to this mountain 8726 881650848123826177 2017-07-02 19:08:37-04 @heathdwilliams holy fucking shit where is it 8727 881650634084274177 2017-07-02 19:07:46-04 @heathdwilliams go on 8728 881650466945466368 2017-07-02 19:07:06-04 @pbump sharks don't eat pizza 8729 881650393306079232 2017-07-02 19:06:48-04 @heathdwilliams yayyyyyyyy 8730 881650142549553152 2017-07-02 19:05:48-04 @heathdwilliams let him run around outside heath 8731 881649991785226240 2017-07-02 19:05:12-04 It's the brazen stupidity of the dishonesty that's really galling. https://t.co/N7KVRFRcI9 8732 881648491436666880 2017-07-02 18:59:15-04 @wexler @JNicholsonInDC @WWE the question is what that says about twitter's rules 8733 881641668100980737 2017-07-02 18:32:08-04 @wexler @WWE but oh man how great would it be if a lawyer filed one without asking anybody 8734 881640376116707328 2017-07-02 18:27:00-04 Horrible. https://t.co/1lz0jMXwUB 8735 881639979935567875 2017-07-02 18:25:25-04 @wexler ITS NOT A GIF ITS A VIDEO 8736 881635284718424064 2017-07-02 18:06:46-04 @HappyHappyBeans nonsense, the bees left Earth because they sensed Davros preparing to move the planet to the Medusa Cascade 8737 881634738771025920 2017-07-02 18:04:36-04 @monicariese okay send them to me 8738 881632887556235264 2017-07-02 17:57:14-04 @heathdwilliams same 8739 881632606076489729 2017-07-02 17:56:07-04 @heathdwilliams neat* 8740 881631061201084416 2017-07-02 17:49:59-04 @dceiver @SonnyBunch Covfefe the Planet of the Apes 8741 881629430396747776 2017-07-02 17:43:30-04 Anyway, the simulation is clearly breaking down as the metaphors are getting criminally lazy. 8742 881626288464834560 2017-07-02 17:31:01-04 "The eagle was unable to fly, seemed lethargic and had labored breathing..." https://t.co/iVecGnePBy 8743 881623279643099136 2017-07-02 17:19:04-04 @ChuckWendig tanagers are the worst, they're always getting drunk at parties and borrowing the car without telling you 8744 881619825944088576 2017-07-02 17:05:20-04 @plantblogger @ChuckWendig ur viral 8745 881617492292096004 2017-07-02 16:56:04-04 @jonnysun @fxshaw omg I love Pippin 8746 881616063904993280 2017-07-02 16:50:23-04 @Olivianuzzi @darth @NYMag don't encourage darth 8747 881613450786373632 2017-07-02 16:40:00-04 MURPHY https://t.co/Brrb9c1Qw9 8748 881610886917566464 2017-07-02 16:29:49-04 @darth @Olivianuzzi @NYMag jesus darth don't you ever just take a few days off 8749 881610285051772928 2017-07-02 16:27:26-04 @Olivianuzzi ugh you're so mean 8750 881608841523286020 2017-07-02 16:21:41-04 @HowellONeill unreal 8751 881608747998736385 2017-07-02 16:21:19-04 @akaashkolluri @Olivianuzzi @NYMag DAMN IT I didn't look closely enough 8752 881608093028798464 2017-07-02 16:18:43-04 @Olivianuzzi @NYMag they missed us too, suckers 8753 881606656081092608 2017-07-02 16:13:00-04 https://t.co/D5GypFPiTB https://t.co/UEXrrGB4je 8754 881601395073445888 2017-07-02 15:52:06-04 https://t.co/p8xkP2y1JG https://t.co/ESnCRScTTv 8755 881595607349170176 2017-07-02 15:29:06-04 @HowellONeill I think you walked through a time portal 8756 881573185153634304 2017-07-02 14:00:00-04 “Those who believe they can solve the problems of this world with isolationism and protectionism are making a huge error.” https://t.co/VDHQqwAMTv 8757 881565096727760897 2017-07-02 13:27:52-04 @ChuckWendig ur welc 8758 881565036334002176 2017-07-02 13:27:38-04 @ChuckWendig i will 8759 881564949289590786 2017-07-02 13:27:17-04 @ChuckWendig ok 8760 881563520286031872 2017-07-02 13:21:36-04 @bhower1138 @heathdwilliams OMFG 8761 881563471774703616 2017-07-02 13:21:24-04 @eleventhirtyate Rukht 8762 881563252278398976 2017-07-02 13:20:32-04 @eleventhirtyate Ruhkt* 8763 881563209492312064 2017-07-02 13:20:22-04 @eleventhirtyate Ruhk'd 8764 881561388627496961 2017-07-02 13:13:08-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello hahahahahaha 8765 881558090906124288 2017-07-02 13:00:02-04 Twitter's nonexistent harassment policing shows that it doesn't really have a harassment policy as such. https://t.co/4WskNF2Box 8766 881552803373690880 2017-07-02 12:39:01-04 (((The Hamptons))) https://t.co/7HV2P8Nb65 8767 881550461572173828 2017-07-02 12:29:43-04 @HowellONeill √ 8768 881550190431412224 2017-07-02 12:28:38-04 @HowellONeill CCDCOE is accredited by NATO but not part of it 8769 881548154503647232 2017-07-02 12:20:33-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump @trumphop hey, great joke from august 2016 8770 881545168201142272 2017-07-02 12:08:41-04 @NoTheOtherLeft what 8771 881544781389869056 2017-07-02 12:07:08-04 @NoTheOtherLeft for sure tho 8772 881544517966602241 2017-07-02 12:06:06-04 @NoTheOtherLeft ur bad 8773 881543196735660032 2017-07-02 12:00:51-04 @Hello_Tailor Yeah that whole thing with whatshername seemed so weird and Deus Ex Machina-y!!! 8774 881542994368749568 2017-07-02 12:00:02-04 NYT: Pruitt is ignoring career EPA staff, listening to industry. "It amounts to a corporate takeover of the agency." https://t.co/FeliYxbWLx https://t.co/ZiulB25DK6 8775 881542972348796929 2017-07-02 11:59:57-04 @Hello_Tailor I Have Feelings 8776 881541342962348032 2017-07-02 11:53:29-04 @NatashaBertrand dannnnng 8777 881540845656317954 2017-07-02 11:51:30-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @VileZero damn it i knew you were gonna do that 8778 881540601585467392 2017-07-02 11:50:32-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams jo to hell 8779 881540479275470850 2017-07-02 11:50:03-04 @lookner Obviously it was modified but it's pretty obvious where it came from 8780 881535436434227201 2017-07-02 11:30:00-04 Shews, Games, Sports, Guns, Bells, Bonfires, Illuminations, and Tweets https://t.co/DsDCVJdusg 8781 881530813568962562 2017-07-02 11:11:38-04 Video of Bossert's comments: https://t.co/7fV62OxaRD Starts at 6:48. 8782 881529144927846402 2017-07-02 11:05:00-04 On @ThisWeekABC, @TomBossert45 says while U.S. should condemn Russian cyber+Ukraine aggression, Trump should partner w/ Putin on ISIS+Syria. https://t.co/X9EhHG3Gqe 8783 881528999993892865 2017-07-02 11:04:26-04 @LeahLitman It repeats because the video was edited that way. It doesn't repeat b/c of the technology of the playback. & lots of videos have graphics. 8784 881528077628694528 2017-07-02 11:00:46-04 @LeahLitman It's not a GIF. It's a video. 8785 881527893578461184 2017-07-02 11:00:02-04 .@TomBossert45 on @ThisWeekABC re malware attack: "If the Russian govt did it themselves, then shame on them. That's unacceptable behavior." https://t.co/M2VCbcgZ1O 8786 881521944381837312 2017-07-02 10:36:24-04 @Olivianuzzi @RosieGray You should reply "get ready for your head to start spinning again!!" 8787 881521510648827904 2017-07-02 10:34:40-04 Also, Scavino took the video from the Trump fan subreddit: https://t.co/wu2mzSzkMZ This is the real world in 2017. 8788 881520625071869952 2017-07-02 10:31:09-04 As for the actual tweet? At this point no one should be surprised that Scavino is willing to tweet things like this. 8789 881520424835850240 2017-07-02 10:30:21-04 @heathdwilliams Yes obviously there were layers to the disturbingness 8790 881520270766481409 2017-07-02 10:29:45-04 The most stunning thing about this is that Martha Raddatz called it a GIF. https://t.co/VXp6riZF2J 8791 881515452995973120 2017-07-02 10:10:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 Unreal 8792 881515020621893632 2017-07-02 10:08:53-04 Parchment is pretty low energy. Sad! https://t.co/54hcS43RKI 8793 881363979674816512 2017-07-02 00:08:42-04 @AlexJamesFitz @heathdwilliams weird 8794 881361731091652610 2017-07-01 23:59:46-04 @heathdwilliams I don't get it and it makes me angry 8795 881359869479092224 2017-07-01 23:52:22-04 @heathdwilliams I don't even get it, why is he trying to recharge his phone in a tree 8796 881358149827088384 2017-07-01 23:45:32-04 So, that Doctor Who finale... 8797 881338897233571840 2017-07-01 22:29:02-04 @louisgray @darth @stevel @chienac oh my god this CREW 8798 881336570007171072 2017-07-01 22:19:47-04 @nynjpaweather Can you explain? 8799 881333105847672832 2017-07-01 22:06:01-04 @OrinKerr might be because the people making that claim did both with his predecessor 8800 881324552126648322 2017-07-01 21:32:02-04 @ashleyrgold SWEET PUP IT IS OK 8801 881324303161098240 2017-07-01 21:31:02-04 @ashleyrgold PUPPER 8802 881323313993220096 2017-07-01 21:27:06-04 @ashleyfeinberg not true, trump is 8803 881322784214835202 2017-07-01 21:25:00-04 "a new study...applied corrections to obtain a more accurate and, ultimately, 30% higher estimate of global warming" https://t.co/dj9kxYhbKR https://t.co/WVqrgy4tQX 8804 881318726469136384 2017-07-01 21:08:53-04 @Wanderlustin ok saf 8805 881318545791082496 2017-07-01 21:08:10-04 He's right about one thing here: I'm not president. https://t.co/2ySANPrpdX 8806 881312789410848769 2017-07-01 20:45:17-04 @eleventhirtyate rumor: jyn erso is snoke 8807 881312541330329600 2017-07-01 20:44:18-04 @eleventhirtyate really too bad they're all dead 8808 881312413248827392 2017-07-01 20:43:47-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo honestly yes, i bet this picnic is so fun 8809 881312214187032578 2017-07-01 20:43:00-04 #FF @MalwareJake https://t.co/XEe2ZU2IdJ 8810 881311887954149376 2017-07-01 20:41:42-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo wow you're old 8811 881296433365831680 2017-07-01 19:40:18-04 @JaredRizzi strong 8812 881296326130118657 2017-07-01 19:39:52-04 @mikeryan @ChuckWendig Lol 8813 881295861506093056 2017-07-01 19:38:01-04 @mikeryan @ChuckWendig Hi mike 8814 881295554730483712 2017-07-01 19:36:48-04 @ChuckWendig I chose trek 8815 881293393581793280 2017-07-01 19:28:13-04 @daveweigel Rocket is so good 8816 881293035811856385 2017-07-01 19:26:48-04 @Olivianuzzi Evergreen 8817 881289817014771712 2017-07-01 19:14:00-04 https://t.co/IUiurQUGLS 8818 881284283184410626 2017-07-01 18:52:01-04 This tweet is a lot https://t.co/fkazrqyOSn 8819 881278981248614401 2017-07-01 18:30:57-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria 8820 881278744656326657 2017-07-01 18:30:00-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria Hey so as it turned out the rain didn't last long 8821 881275991552794624 2017-07-01 18:19:04-04 @ditzkoff he's tweeting from the car on the way over, much like I would do 8822 881273091900440576 2017-07-01 18:07:33-04 Seriously I'm so excited to play this. https://t.co/A5wU5Y8fEh 8823 881258402214817794 2017-07-01 17:09:10-04 Great view from the office right after today's rain. https://t.co/2Y8Euyour8 8824 881242301921624064 2017-07-01 16:05:12-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria Lol 8825 881241447768494081 2017-07-01 16:01:48-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria Ugh why is this like this 8826 881208510591229953 2017-07-01 13:50:55-04 @Cory_Bennett "If I didn't know this letter was real, I would assume it was a clever spearphishing campaign." – @matthew_d_green 8827 881203023485251585 2017-07-01 13:29:07-04 Oh. https://t.co/PebGH2sDp9 8828 881198010415407106 2017-07-01 13:09:12-04 @AshCrossan Omg what happened 8829 881188428779593733 2017-07-01 12:31:07-04 "Every time you look under another rock, you find some more rocks. I don’t think there’s a quick resolution to this" https://t.co/JYOQseKu4a 8830 881180609179033600 2017-07-01 12:00:03-04 Hard to believe it's only Tuesday. 8831 881171426044235776 2017-07-01 11:23:33-04 Happy Saturday morning from the president of the United States. https://t.co/nuZ9V1WqKR 8832 881004436822396930 2017-07-01 00:20:00-04 @darth they will get their own cars and they will be called quoccars i am not making this up darth 8833 881004167602601986 2017-07-01 00:18:56-04 @darth i know right darth they will say "quokka the hell is that" 8834 880989018690920452 2017-06-30 23:18:44-04 @tribelaw To be clear, I was describing situation as WSJ has reported it so far. Totally possible there's more out there. 8835 880985215686119424 2017-06-30 23:03:37-04 @pwnallthethings Also, this is just one person's analysis, but... https://t.co/mjotI8BdXf 8836 880984945723920384 2017-06-30 23:02:33-04 Theme in @pwnallthethings's account of Smith trying to recruit him: Smith didn't care if he was a Russian pawn. https://t.co/85GXfbWvUG https://t.co/lxzzWIf6W8 8837 880981364463587328 2017-06-30 22:48:19-04 @pwnallthethings Ha, just messing with ya 8838 880980825835261952 2017-06-30 22:46:11-04 @pwnallthethings post the thing 8839 880973578203803649 2017-06-30 22:17:23-04 "It has to be something — but it could be infinity, right?" 8840 880972979206750208 2017-06-30 22:15:00-04 I MISSED THIS OMG OMG https://t.co/KTATJ5iMag 8841 880970583604957184 2017-06-30 22:05:29-04 @pwnallthethings @shaneharris Oh interesting! Never mind then. Thx. https://t.co/11RrJQV2Jh 8842 880967768262266880 2017-06-30 21:54:18-04 @pbump @darth go away 8843 880967557871792128 2017-06-30 21:53:28-04 @lrozen recruitment effort was to find experts who could reach hackers who might have the emails, not to recruit hackers to steal them, I think 8844 880967032119971840 2017-06-30 21:51:22-04 @pricklyeater look at screenshot #3 8845 880966710471294976 2017-06-30 21:50:06-04 @darth @pbump i have incredibly strong negative emotions toward you right now 8846 880966615109644295 2017-06-30 21:49:43-04 @DanielStrauss4 @alexburnsNYT and people said obama had a funny name 8847 880965792564727810 2017-06-30 21:46:27-04 @pbump you are so rude 8848 880965655645880320 2017-06-30 21:45:54-04 Sure seems like @pwnallthethings was @shaneharris's source. Operative sent him pitch doc and asked him to verify alleged Clinton emails. https://t.co/7VbZI0e64F 8849 880965286807076864 2017-06-30 21:44:26-04 @pbump this is you 8850 880965201595699202 2017-06-30 21:44:06-04 @DanielStrauss4 @alexburnsNYT incredible 8851 880963460888133636 2017-06-30 21:37:11-04 @alexburnsNYT there's no way you can convince me that that's a real person's name 8852 880961657115217920 2017-06-30 21:30:01-04 Incredible. https://t.co/AIkpB9ve5L 8853 880961646746841088 2017-06-30 21:29:58-04 @darth @petridishes alexandra is one of only three accounts that make twitter worth existing 8854 880958836261171201 2017-06-30 21:18:48-04 @dceiver i do not deny this 8855 880958378566180864 2017-06-30 21:16:59-04 @dceiver nerd 8856 880957880312180737 2017-06-30 21:15:00-04 I can't believe this website is free https://t.co/5nJ0iNgeNH 8857 880954103857201152 2017-06-30 21:00:00-04 About that... https://t.co/kc6MhCgRrg https://t.co/1o9xq6cRR8 8858 880950329675730944 2017-06-30 20:45:00-04 The mic actually smashed through the floor and fell into the basement here. https://t.co/EwkYZuv9Ma 8859 880946556245073920 2017-06-30 20:30:00-04 WannaCooperate? In new joint statement, US & South Korea commit to "enhance cooperation" on fighting North Korea's malicious cyber behavior. https://t.co/YzBBcoih5u 8860 880944222785941508 2017-06-30 20:20:44-04 @emptywheel I liked this tweet better as a reply to @razhael tbh 8861 880942780473724928 2017-06-30 20:15:00-04 Is this real life https://t.co/ivB2DogthX 8862 880942152569769987 2017-06-30 20:12:30-04 @_cingraham @pbump interestingly, this is what i see in my nightmares 8863 880941457477169153 2017-06-30 20:09:45-04 @ddiamond Hmmm, true. Well I guess if @mkady says it's okay. 8864 880941129247719424 2017-06-30 20:08:26-04 @AaronFriel @pbump rekt 8865 880941030262136841 2017-06-30 20:08:03-04 @pbump oh ffs 8866 880940946485108738 2017-06-30 20:07:43-04 @pbump no i know you did but i'm hoping no one else did 8867 880940777244942339 2017-06-30 20:07:03-04 @pbump you're a cut 8868 880940258224943104 2017-06-30 20:04:59-04 @ddiamond hey dan, please don't click that link and infect our entire newsroom. sincerely, cybergeller 8869 880939595566911488 2017-06-30 20:02:21-04 @WilliamTurton william what prompted this 8870 880939266301448193 2017-06-30 20:01:02-04 @OrinKerr omfg 8871 880939009702277120 2017-06-30 20:00:01-04 ISABELLE https://t.co/8GOFl09sMq 8872 880938121906540544 2017-06-30 19:56:29-04 @ChuckWendig @darth i'm going to revenge you somehow 8873 880936936327831552 2017-06-30 19:51:47-04 @ChuckWendig @darth why are you so atrocious 8874 880936369895485442 2017-06-30 19:49:32-04 @varshaoforange @pbump @darth no no no please no i just want to have a nice quiet friday 8875 880936150214602754 2017-06-30 19:48:39-04 @ChuckWendig @darth that's...that's not even... 8876 880936007130124290 2017-06-30 19:48:05-04 @ChuckWendig @darth don't do this 8877 880935624131399680 2017-06-30 19:46:34-04 @ChuckWendig i already get this from @darth i don't need it from you too 8878 880935300897402880 2017-06-30 19:45:17-04 @ChuckWendig unconscionably rude 8879 880935232400175104 2017-06-30 19:45:01-04 "DJ Rejection" is pretty good actually https://t.co/5vARbKMYj4 8880 880935011830177792 2017-06-30 19:44:08-04 @ChuckWendig this is dumb 8881 880934585516908546 2017-06-30 19:42:26-04 @ChuckWendig what else you got 8882 880934093717999616 2017-06-30 19:40:29-04 @ChuckWendig is that all you've got? 8883 880933960955637760 2017-06-30 19:39:57-04 @ChuckWendig no that's...no 8884 880933914084290560 2017-06-30 19:39:46-04 @AshCrossan BFF 8885 880933454132772865 2017-06-30 19:37:57-04 @ChuckWendig extremely un-tense 8886 880933437435236353 2017-06-30 19:37:53-04 @AshCrossan OH MY GOD WHAT 8887 880933341784100864 2017-06-30 19:37:30-04 @AshCrossan Come hang out with me https://t.co/T3rRJwy1Ty 8888 880933155162779650 2017-06-30 19:36:45-04 @ChuckWendig I am extremely relaxed 8889 880932804707721224 2017-06-30 19:35:22-04 @ChuckWendig no I won't help you 8890 880932715083821057 2017-06-30 19:35:00-04 "The Trump administration hasn't demonstrated the same commitment to science to date..." https://t.co/X2okhhwrBh 8891 880932378318970880 2017-06-30 19:33:40-04 @ChuckWendig no 8892 880931458659102720 2017-06-30 19:30:01-04 OSTP's science division is now officially empty. https://t.co/k1psB8cW75 https://t.co/CWT2k4mFT7 8893 880930911482765315 2017-06-30 19:27:50-04 @AshCrossan omg same bff 8894 880928280030965761 2017-06-30 19:17:23-04 .@Schmitt_ILaw and @lvihul on the "collapse" last week of the UN cyber law working group: https://t.co/jAGM2LQ9eq https://t.co/ywMda002Ed 8895 880928241904648192 2017-06-30 19:17:14-04 @pablohidalgo wait, what 8896 880927413202497536 2017-06-30 19:13:56-04 @DannyPirtle19 heehee, boobies 8897 880923912044818432 2017-06-30 19:00:02-04 Say it with me now: Men are garbage. https://t.co/kOzmpjh296 8898 880923903517917186 2017-06-30 19:00:00-04 @ashleyfeinberg i still don't understand how you are able to get this screen where you have to approve their DMs 8899 880923670499258368 2017-06-30 18:59:04-04 @AmesCG settle down 8900 880923650106503168 2017-06-30 18:58:59-04 @darth yessssssssssssss 8901 880921212993626113 2017-06-30 18:49:18-04 @AmesCG honestly ames i hope so 8902 880921166604636161 2017-06-30 18:49:07-04 https://t.co/bcbT6jDv52 8903 880920130665852928 2017-06-30 18:45:00-04 Trump signed an EO reviving the National Space Council today. Official transcripts of him delivering prepared remarks are always amazing. https://t.co/LoJPW2w5oT 8904 880916722408198145 2017-06-30 18:31:27-04 @MauraJudkis @darth omg i'm on my way over 8905 880916356991860736 2017-06-30 18:30:00-04 Kaspersky has a "low confidence but persistent hunch" that Russia released the latest global malware attack. https://t.co/EynW9frr9C https://t.co/pQglbtubWJ 8906 880912580985839622 2017-06-30 18:15:00-04 Fmr CIA/NSA Dir Michael Hayden: "If they cannot protect the tools, I just can't mount the argument to defend that they should have them." https://t.co/7PDKZiw7vq 8907 880909120735514624 2017-06-30 18:01:15-04 Because they're awesome, they've already surpassed their Kickstarter goal, but you should donate so you can get a copy. It'll be great. 8908 880908813284417536 2017-06-30 18:00:02-04 My buddy @JustinRYoung helped design a card game where you build TV news segments. Give it some love on Kickstarter: https://t.co/vtbv8WFJ7K 8909 880908810172366850 2017-06-30 18:00:01-04 @Tcann13 @starwars @lorna_ka incredible 8910 880907650032128000 2017-06-30 17:55:24-04 @redboybroken @CNN that's the front 8911 880907580629016576 2017-06-30 17:55:08-04 @Tcann13 @starwars @lorna_ka Is that a Zeb sticker on it? 8912 880905609536819204 2017-06-30 17:47:18-04 @MarisaKabas hmmm 8913 880905032463507458 2017-06-30 17:45:00-04 BBC and OANN sharing a seat is amazing https://t.co/glv7el6I3w 8914 880904892705116162 2017-06-30 17:44:27-04 @MarisaKabas wow 8915 880903051976069124 2017-06-30 17:37:08-04 @TheApexFan @eleventhirtyate @super7store absolutely wrekt 8916 880902262188642305 2017-06-30 17:34:00-04 "Kobach said state law prohibited him from giving the last four digits of Kansas voters’ Social Security numbers to his own commission." https://t.co/YpJ2hNDjKy 8917 880901262816022530 2017-06-30 17:30:02-04 Love the stealth tourism pitch too. https://t.co/utEMasoGXA 8918 880901138454904832 2017-06-30 17:29:32-04 @eleventhirtyate i don't disagree 8919 880900917427654656 2017-06-30 17:28:39-04 @eleventhirtyate you're so late to this 8920 880895996154269697 2017-06-30 17:09:06-04 @Bryson_M get. out. 8921 880894174639403009 2017-06-30 17:01:52-04 @aedwardslevy wish you would par-end(theses) your account 8922 880893698376163332 2017-06-30 16:59:58-04 @aedwardslevy i don't need el-lip(sis) from you 8923 880893473624383488 2017-06-30 16:59:04-04 WORKING CLOSELY WITH WHOM https://t.co/1vKzj4xDK7 8924 880890986423037952 2017-06-30 16:49:11-04 @MarisaKabas proer tip: never make plans with people 8925 880890875307589633 2017-06-30 16:48:45-04 @Egnr8 @darth @ThatEricAlper om nom nom 8926 880889932012802050 2017-06-30 16:45:00-04 This is a delight. https://t.co/C36GZFoyBx 8927 879802772811632641 2017-06-27 16:45:01-04 I am drowning in ransomware PR pitches from no-name cyber firms, please make it stop 8928 880886163111915523 2017-06-30 16:30:02-04 You have to be a certain kind of ~something~ to think reporters are the problem here https://t.co/UdmTGBLeRh 8929 880882383943155713 2017-06-30 16:15:00-04 OMG, so much to analyze here. https://t.co/pdkuIswOYQ 8930 880878608415285248 2017-06-30 16:00:00-04 They should talk about who "the last Jedi" is https://t.co/0Anl7V25Oo 8931 880877165319000064 2017-06-30 15:54:16-04 @pbump I hope he tweets 1,000 times between now and midnight about energy so you have to redo your entire article 8932 880874833583759361 2017-06-30 15:45:00-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/seQvbY6AWW 8933 880874453898588160 2017-06-30 15:43:30-04 @blakehounshell @jimsciutto oh my god 8934 880873527251021825 2017-06-30 15:39:49-04 @HowellONeill @reveal @ASankin @Starecheski yeah this thread has been very Revealing 8935 880872744967077889 2017-06-30 15:36:42-04 @rachsyme @darth JACKSON PAWLICK 8936 880872683566768128 2017-06-30 15:36:28-04 @charlie_savage @dnvolz @shaneharris @nakashimae bad (or sick!) dudes 8937 880872458794008576 2017-06-30 15:35:34-04 This story is so good https://t.co/Z0wYvjytUm 8938 880871561313394688 2017-06-30 15:32:00-04 @Olivianuzzi "He’s a gemini. Do you know what a gemini is? Those are two people in one body. There’s always two faces with Trump." https://t.co/hylX9TCfpX 8939 880871064984850432 2017-06-30 15:30:02-04 .@Olivianuzzi is so good. https://t.co/VDb69AVZ36 https://t.co/Sdkzi7uDUl 8940 880869946011635712 2017-06-30 15:25:35-04 @HowellONeill @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski i want to die 8941 880869587985854464 2017-06-30 15:24:10-04 @kevincollier @HowellONeill @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski alright go away 8942 880869535863250944 2017-06-30 15:23:57-04 @ASankin @HowellONeill @reveal @Starecheski please, please, please delete your account 8943 880869305147154432 2017-06-30 15:23:02-04 @HowellONeill @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski pat 8944 880867282523635712 2017-06-30 15:15:00-04 Oof. https://t.co/1JQNxp9UXo 8945 880866784781500416 2017-06-30 15:13:01-04 @ally_harp @darth I'm obsessed 8946 880863521533251586 2017-06-30 15:00:03-04 What does it say that this is now considered a subtweet (subprint?) https://t.co/de5WCV4C3F 8947 880861254021238787 2017-06-30 14:51:03-04 what https://t.co/74bHhd9iVi 8948 880858496434143233 2017-06-30 14:40:05-04 @JaredRizzi cc: @FBI 8949 880857544977154049 2017-06-30 14:36:18-04 @JaredRizzi hardly ever 8950 880857414454607872 2017-06-30 14:35:47-04 @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski i totes believe you 8951 880857200293543938 2017-06-30 14:34:56-04 @JaredRizzi how can it be on now if it's on wednesday night jared come on 8952 880856393242349568 2017-06-30 14:31:44-04 @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski I knew you were bought and sold by Big Tote 8953 880855959949553664 2017-06-30 14:30:01-04 European intelligence agencies are worried that Putin will outplay Trump at their G-20 meeting. https://t.co/sqHXbOsUkB https://t.co/GzCLdvp51J 8954 880855508579741696 2017-06-30 14:28:13-04 @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski are you trying to get me to buy a Reveal tote 8955 880855220561039360 2017-06-30 14:27:04-04 @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski I only have one tbh 8956 880854544107941888 2017-06-30 14:24:23-04 @ASankin @reveal @Starecheski can u add beans to the cup so i can win #collusion 8957 880854410825478144 2017-06-30 14:23:51-04 @ThatsErica @vermontgmg I love TWW, love that scene, and had no idea about that Dee Dee Myers story. Incredible. 8958 880854251060285442 2017-06-30 14:23:13-04 @reveal @Starecheski 420 8959 880852457403928577 2017-06-30 14:16:05-04 Correction: @Joseph_Marks_ and @weberreports https://t.co/xYjH3JLlfz 8960 880852256723218432 2017-06-30 14:15:18-04 @rickweber @Joseph_Marks_ @usnistgov Oops! Sorry @weberreports 8961 880848104001503235 2017-06-30 13:58:48-04 @gregotto @Joseph_Marks_ @usnistgov @rickweber @frankentele @snlyngaas @MRockwell4 @jmillerWFED To clarify my original tweet, only the three of us covered both throughout. There were more folks last time! 8962 880847150883778560 2017-06-30 13:55:00-04 #FF https://t.co/JxRfiLm5Dg 8963 880845517294579712 2017-06-30 13:48:31-04 @onceuponA @darth he is not wrong adrianna tbh 8964 880844023157714944 2017-06-30 13:42:35-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @gregotto @usnistgov @rickweber @frankentele Ah that's right, I forgot Sean. He needs to become a lifer like us! 8965 880843179389530112 2017-06-30 13:39:13-04 @gregotto @usnistgov @Joseph_Marks_ @rickweber lies 8966 880842370794827777 2017-06-30 13:36:01-04 @gregotto @usnistgov @Joseph_Marks_ @rickweber You weren't even there! You don't even go here!!! 8967 880842030368391169 2017-06-30 13:34:39-04 @gregotto @usnistgov @Joseph_Marks_ @rickweber this is rude 8968 880840725130346496 2017-06-30 13:29:28-04 @usnistgov I think @Joseph_Marks_, @rickweber, and I should start a NIST ISPAB Correspondents' Association. Twice now it's been just us covering these. 8969 880835935381983232 2017-06-30 13:10:26-04 My coverage of day 3 of @usnistgov cyber advisory group meeting: https://t.co/NVTKbpveXv https://t.co/YqZhqR4TyT https://t.co/TCm3NmzHj5 8970 880835193636081664 2017-06-30 13:07:29-04 @heathdwilliams lol same 8971 880830629306400769 2017-06-30 12:49:21-04 @heathdwilliams wow huge social fail 8972 880827781378134016 2017-06-30 12:38:02-04 @ddiamond It's all coming together 8973 880826870157193216 2017-06-30 12:34:25-04 @ddiamond Omfg 8974 880826779400884224 2017-06-30 12:34:03-04 @ParkerMolloy @darth This makes me so happy 8975 880826472096825344 2017-06-30 12:32:50-04 @Bing_Chris These guys, lol 8976 880824491877830661 2017-06-30 12:24:58-04 @fordm @pbump @darth GOD DAMN IT 8977 880821417721442304 2017-06-30 12:12:45-04 This is the best account on Twitter https://t.co/woaYB27q7v 8978 880814437736882176 2017-06-30 11:45:01-04 Ukrainian security service says it has seized infrastructure (MeDoc servers?) used in Tuesday's malware attack. https://t.co/v4QynllCvv https://t.co/BfzQIPSz0R 8979 880814013919244288 2017-06-30 11:43:20-04 @SwiftOnSecurity @ncweaver No 8980 880810664087793664 2017-06-30 11:30:01-04 Wow. https://t.co/hzOJ9BscHx 8981 880806885581930497 2017-06-30 11:15:00-04 ----------> https://t.co/bMGaSmcPvi 8982 880803128836108288 2017-06-30 11:00:05-04 Great thread https://t.co/Ug1IUyRmRN 8983 880799649619214336 2017-06-30 10:46:15-04 @chaosbria what is darthy vade saying to you in this pic 8984 880799335851499522 2017-06-30 10:45:00-04 Enfermez-la? https://t.co/MZeS3XuMeV 8985 880795568955572224 2017-06-30 10:30:02-04 Yesterday, an Iranian city may have recorded "the hottest temperature ever measured on Earth in modern times." https://t.co/rN24IIekGA 8986 880791786976944132 2017-06-30 10:15:00-04 I'll join the chorus of people wondering about the timing of this tweet. https://t.co/NexRiTN4YA 8987 880789126940897280 2017-06-30 10:04:26-04 @gregotto i'm an all-day cybershitposter, greg 8988 880783164951732224 2017-06-30 09:40:45-04 @darth @cmpriest omfg 8989 880783127362359296 2017-06-30 09:40:36-04 @cmpriest @darth QUINNIE YOU FOUND A HIDEOUT 8990 880782977130782720 2017-06-30 09:40:00-04 @emptywheel same tbh 8991 880781562421415936 2017-06-30 09:34:23-04 @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/W99b90aD0g 8992 880781478879252481 2017-06-30 09:34:03-04 @NatashaBertrand and September was just an assessment of intent! 8993 880780502583660544 2017-06-30 09:30:10-04 @BKingDC so I guess this is a "no" to my request to permanently telework 8994 880780378411237376 2017-06-30 09:29:40-04 @ditzkoff so vain 8995 880780115986305026 2017-06-30 09:28:38-04 @ditzkoff exactly 8996 880777485654380545 2017-06-30 09:18:11-04 @dnvolz It's so good! 8997 880777463294570496 2017-06-30 09:18:05-04 Great find here: Fmr official who loved trade impact. "I said, 'Great, terrific, fuck 'em ... The whole point is to interfere with trade.'" https://t.co/kT0AXUxfJy 8998 880777000528605185 2017-06-30 09:16:15-04 @daveweigel thank you 8999 880776970002288645 2017-06-30 09:16:08-04 Industry official: "The sanction was against a government agency that has many functions, only one of them being hacking the US elections." https://t.co/PFxSQl130t 9000 880775808326959104 2017-06-30 09:11:31-04 @TonyRomm i like your tweets because they include helpful, timely, and actionable info 9001 880772149358755845 2017-06-30 08:56:59-04 @JustinRYoung https://t.co/wTW3G2gP5O 9002 880771905330061312 2017-06-30 08:56:00-04 Remember when the president didn't hate-tweet about cable news shows? https://t.co/47X2wt3ph6 9003 880771688853643266 2017-06-30 08:55:09-04 @daveweigel Dave, please tell this dog that they are a very good dog 9004 880765580688723968 2017-06-30 08:30:52-04 @ChuckWendig It's pronounced "brur" 9005 880765423507177472 2017-06-30 08:30:15-04 @ChuckWendig Brewre* 9006 880765369144705025 2017-06-30 08:30:02-04 Optics! https://t.co/AnoQ5F1Pqh 9007 880765368427577348 2017-06-30 08:30:02-04 I don't think we're paying enough attention to the fact that a piece of malware did all of this. Next time could be even worse. https://t.co/p9csdDqwMI 9008 880765307706646528 2017-06-30 08:29:47-04 @ChuckWendig R u sure? 9009 880765137279479808 2017-06-30 08:29:07-04 @RobertMLee @nakashimae @razhael @BlakeSobczak @a_greenberg @briankrebs Very kind to include me in such illustrious company! 9010 880759140376862721 2017-06-30 08:05:17-04 @ChuckWendig that's pronounced "broar" 9011 880759069434359810 2017-06-30 08:05:00-04 @ChuckWendig don't know what brew're talking about 9012 880757812040802304 2017-06-30 08:00:00-04 The Shadow Brokers are back, taunting a guy they now claim they were never going to dox, and also...being weird. https://t.co/PTHGtkJUsd https://t.co/3by8hUJhSb 9013 880755491428859904 2017-06-30 07:50:47-04 @ChuckWendig are brew sure 9014 880755227816849408 2017-06-30 07:49:44-04 @ChuckWendig brew just have to be patient 9015 880750912041562112 2017-06-30 07:32:35-04 @dnvolz lol 9016 880750633799868416 2017-06-30 07:31:29-04 @Wanderlustin indubitably 9017 880749073061556224 2017-06-30 07:25:17-04 @Wanderlustin you're one of the good ones, saf 9018 880613885090430976 2017-06-29 22:28:05-04 @Fahrenthold Moooom! 9019 880613252115435521 2017-06-29 22:25:34-04 @pbump humblebrag 9020 880610779141206016 2017-06-29 22:15:45-04 @kateconger regal pony 9021 880606025438638080 2017-06-29 21:56:51-04 @dellcam @kateconger omfg i just remembered this 9022 880594133844463617 2017-06-29 21:09:36-04 @nycsouthpaw it is okay paw i forgive you 9023 880592492483235840 2017-06-29 21:03:05-04 @nycsouthpaw I was making a "the world didn't even exist before the Comey firing" joke 9024 880592122688176128 2017-06-29 21:01:37-04 @nycsouthpaw May 8 was a thing that happened once May 9 before like 4pm even 9025 880591735277137920 2017-06-29 21:00:04-04 @kateconger @dellcam a carefully concocted ruse 9026 880591693908725760 2017-06-29 20:59:55-04 @nycsouthpaw holy shit, remember early May? 9027 880591617824051201 2017-06-29 20:59:36-04 If you care about the cyber angle and you want to learn the deets, you can read this story: https://t.co/RxfLgiJAKx 9028 880591490321350656 2017-06-29 20:59:06-04 @kateconger @dellcam mostly because i despise you both 9029 880591132660518914 2017-06-29 20:57:41-04 @TonyRomm oh yeah i meant like on this earth 9030 880590911931121664 2017-06-29 20:56:48-04 @TonyRomm you are either high or drunk rn, which is it 9031 880590532812189696 2017-06-29 20:55:18-04 @TonyRomm is there a reason you're still here 9032 880590426402689026 2017-06-29 20:54:52-04 The cyber angle! https://t.co/uQQlqqxjoc 9033 880590330978074627 2017-06-29 20:54:30-04 @jonnysun this must be surreal for you! but so well deserved <3 9034 880589986671845376 2017-06-29 20:53:08-04 @HaleighHoffman @darth omfg 9035 880576624726601732 2017-06-29 20:00:02-04 Great story about the search for extraterrestrial life and the wisdom of trying to contact it. https://t.co/cMObf9ljrA https://t.co/guBy3EsKTe 9036 880576495164542976 2017-06-29 19:59:31-04 @HowellONeill @bookoisseur @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HeyLisaMichelle pat 9037 880576113197686784 2017-06-29 19:58:00-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson @bookoisseur @SwiftOnSecurity @HeyLisaMichelle okay can someone tell me what this gif is from 9038 880575912789643264 2017-06-29 19:57:12-04 @selenalarson @bookoisseur @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle dang 9039 880575666185437184 2017-06-29 19:56:13-04 @nicktheandersen @darth PONCHO YOUR LITTLE FACE 9040 880571823108366336 2017-06-29 19:40:57-04 @bookoisseur @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle yeah that was the best, back when we were young and full of love and passion 9041 880571744385458182 2017-06-29 19:40:38-04 @JustinRYoung literally as you tweeted this i got to the part of night attack where you started demoing the game spooky 9042 880571139210309632 2017-06-29 19:38:14-04 @bookoisseur @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle i was very honest 9043 880570950311391233 2017-06-29 19:37:29-04 @bookoisseur @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle yeah i was there, and pat was there, and selena was there you were there too i guess also 9044 880570341449445376 2017-06-29 19:35:04-04 @bookoisseur @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle omfg remember slack 9045 880570195013754885 2017-06-29 19:34:29-04 @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle pat and i once shared a bed .. . . . . ...room, but still, it was intimate 9046 880569911025729537 2017-06-29 19:33:21-04 @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle i'm just trying to get on your good side so when i steal pat you won't be too mad 9047 880569783233773568 2017-06-29 19:32:51-04 @morrisonseid @Hello_Tailor Omg 9048 880569642863005697 2017-06-29 19:32:17-04 @selenalarson @SwiftOnSecurity @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle you're a very cute dog selena 9049 880569173969178629 2017-06-29 19:30:25-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson @HeyLisaMichelle i'm vlad, sel is the pup 9050 880568975687467009 2017-06-29 19:29:38-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle aaaaaand, scene 9051 880568785068974080 2017-06-29 19:28:53-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @HeyLisaMichelle selena we have to elope 9052 880568750898126852 2017-06-29 19:28:45-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson @HeyLisaMichelle shit shit 9053 880568579615227904 2017-06-29 19:28:04-04 @selenalarson @HeyLisaMichelle okay don't tell pat 9054 880568233853693954 2017-06-29 19:26:41-04 @selenalarson @HeyLisaMichelle yes it's me russia do you want to wed me 9055 880568102546702336 2017-06-29 19:26:10-04 @selenalarson @HeyLisaMichelle let's get married 9056 880567748102938625 2017-06-29 19:24:45-04 @selenalarson @HeyLisaMichelle same, also i love you 9057 880567584038334464 2017-06-29 19:24:06-04 @selenalarson @HeyLisaMichelle what a nerd 9058 880566203957116928 2017-06-29 19:18:37-04 @MiamiButter @darth @EricBlake12 100% beside myself at this face 9059 880561793134977030 2017-06-29 19:01:06-04 @MadelineRConway it's a good gift 9060 880561518861004801 2017-06-29 19:00:00-04 Okay, I'm just gonna say it: Sexy Bear. https://t.co/5cqT4NkHCM 9061 880558457400823808 2017-06-29 18:47:50-04 @JaredRizzi Hmmm well it's an idea 9062 880557945376968704 2017-06-29 18:45:48-04 @MichaelKolenc @darth give this very good dog whatever she wants 9063 880557829022601216 2017-06-29 18:45:21-04 @pbump you're such a loser 9064 880556893835595778 2017-06-29 18:41:38-04 @pbump it's* 9065 880556484865794049 2017-06-29 18:40:00-04 @JaredRizzi omg gfy 9066 880556427860992003 2017-06-29 18:39:47-04 @robogrimtar @nycsouthpaw https://t.co/iST6UAO591 https://t.co/5eWjMdLKIs https://t.co/WfxNhpr4nj https://t.co/Wq2KirnOHL 9067 880556060037218304 2017-06-29 18:38:19-04 @BAKKOOONN @darth omg whatchu gonna do when they come for you 9068 880555762749235200 2017-06-29 18:37:08-04 @JaredRizzi that we would 9069 880555043413426177 2017-06-29 18:34:16-04 @JaredRizzi let's do a podcast 9070 880554751724736512 2017-06-29 18:33:07-04 Pelosi: "We see an appalling absence of action, or even concern, from President Trump and Congressional Republicans" on election security. 9071 880553974704857088 2017-06-29 18:30:02-04 House Democrats launch congressional election security task force, a forum for lawmakers on two committees to hear from cyber experts. https://t.co/Lo5xXvM2bw 9072 880546835550670850 2017-06-29 18:01:40-04 @bfs82466 @BrendanNyhan wat 9073 880546288353366016 2017-06-29 17:59:29-04 @TheApexFan @AMANDAJEANNN my own personalized M&Ms, I mean, not Amanda Jean M&Ms, that would be weird 9074 880546229708619777 2017-06-29 17:59:15-04 @TheApexFan @AMANDAJEANNN holy shit I need these 9075 880543680204910592 2017-06-29 17:49:07-04 @JohnHultquist @Bing_Chris @selenalarson @HowellONeill https://t.co/3D5b19a7rH 9076 880543401325756417 2017-06-29 17:48:01-04 Ukraine says it will work with FBI, Europol, NCA, & others to ID ransomware's "executors, organizers & paymasters." https://t.co/ykeScNJkVw https://t.co/Oifk2uCn0A 9077 880543379217674246 2017-06-29 17:47:55-04 @Bing_Chris @JohnHultquist @selenalarson @HowellONeill jesus 9078 880541883835064324 2017-06-29 17:41:59-04 @michejaw now that's a good pun 9079 880540506052206592 2017-06-29 17:36:30-04 This kicker though. https://t.co/t9JwlonjrJ 9080 880538972178567172 2017-06-29 17:30:25-04 GOP operative asked cyber experts to scour hacker forums for Clinton's missing emails. https://t.co/zZdUftzhMW https://t.co/W36oxDzdVQ 9081 880537710938775552 2017-06-29 17:25:24-04 @selenalarson Sexy Bear 9082 880537638117101568 2017-06-29 17:25:07-04 @NatashaBertrand @NatashaBertrand 9083 880521053214265344 2017-06-29 16:19:13-04 @selenalarson WOOFER 9084 880519827424759808 2017-06-29 16:14:20-04 This will go well https://t.co/Bh0UYRLUur 9085 880514119283220480 2017-06-29 15:51:39-04 @selenalarson Omg 9086 880508619397136384 2017-06-29 15:29:48-04 House Intelligence Committee not accepting WH's "see Trump's tweets" response re: tapes. Pressing for full answer, threatening subpoena. https://t.co/dneaBFoHVk 9087 880508275304919040 2017-06-29 15:28:26-04 @DarthInternous @ChuckWendig yeah I'm available 9088 880502583542108160 2017-06-29 15:05:49-04 @JaredRizzi Implausible, but okay 9089 880501901489573888 2017-06-29 15:03:06-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw Omg darth no 9090 880501560903643137 2017-06-29 15:01:45-04 @JaredRizzi no not like that 9091 880500998703370240 2017-06-29 14:59:31-04 @JaredRizzi I wish I could hard refresh you 9092 880500627704565760 2017-06-29 14:58:03-04 @JaredRizzi god you're terrible 9093 880499760800706560 2017-06-29 14:54:36-04 @selenalarson how could they log into your account if the email address isn't the one you use for your account? 9094 880498763449720838 2017-06-29 14:50:38-04 @JaredRizzi no, jared, that's just...ugh 9095 880498369403158531 2017-06-29 14:49:04-04 @JaredRizzi jared that's not how it works 9096 880498341024550914 2017-06-29 14:48:58-04 @tarapalmeri quality of the skype connection is a metaphor right now 9097 880497921057316864 2017-06-29 14:47:17-04 @JaredRizzi WOOOOOO 9098 880497848978210816 2017-06-29 14:47:00-04 Oh. https://t.co/LUjzFyTwXw 9099 880493571803013120 2017-06-29 14:30:00-04 Directs @usnistgov to write "voluntary best practices for good cyber hygiene" and directs @DHSgov to study IoT cybersecurity threats. https://t.co/47OL4u8LVX 9100 880493027076296705 2017-06-29 14:27:51-04 @BlakeSobczak BLAKE 9101 880491855070277633 2017-06-29 14:23:11-04 @ChuckWendig Same big fella 9102 880491550085705728 2017-06-29 14:21:58-04 @petridishes Was literally just about to reply that I hope your phone autocorrected that 9103 880490762122788869 2017-06-29 14:18:51-04 @petridishes Also do they sleep in the meeting room, why are they all still there at 3am 9104 880490682296799233 2017-06-29 14:18:32-04 @petridishes Classic Lee 9105 880489004248051713 2017-06-29 14:11:51-04 @ChuckWendig I do love you though 9106 880487936013332480 2017-06-29 14:07:37-04 @reeddiamond @GossiTheDog Or asterisks 9107 880485768233234433 2017-06-29 13:59:00-04 This doesn't really make sense. https://t.co/jZ4HPSkOqF 9108 880484423707348992 2017-06-29 13:53:39-04 @ChuckWendig I am more than normal 9109 880483668652961793 2017-06-29 13:50:39-04 @ChuckWendig that's not possible 9110 880483313097617408 2017-06-29 13:49:15-04 @ChuckWendig that makes no sense 9111 880482286663331840 2017-06-29 13:45:10-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump @johnjcook philip will need a job first 9112 880480309334159360 2017-06-29 13:37:18-04 @JenniferJJacobs should be assumed until she affirmatively says otherwise, no? 9113 880478474770587648 2017-06-29 13:30:01-04 Orrin Hatch reads my tweets https://t.co/4mngVp4xDf 9114 880476527980425216 2017-06-29 13:22:17-04 @ChuckWendig how did you get your cyber background 9115 880475978874617862 2017-06-29 13:20:06-04 @NoTheOtherLeft NSFW 9116 880475814684504064 2017-06-29 13:19:27-04 @NoTheOtherLeft not with that attitude 9117 880475525877309440 2017-06-29 13:18:18-04 @ChuckWendig i am a cyber expert and i can promise you that that is not the term 9118 880474530497646592 2017-06-29 13:14:21-04 @ChuckWendig you are making fun of me 9119 880473478704574465 2017-06-29 13:10:10-04 @ChuckWendig are you making fun of me 9120 880473284369936384 2017-06-29 13:09:24-04 @ChuckWendig okay fine chuck, what do you write about as a journalist 9121 880473046942875648 2017-06-29 13:08:27-04 @ChuckWendig you're not a journalist! 9122 880472946422185984 2017-06-29 13:08:03-04 @ChuckWendig are you saying my journalism is #FakeNews??? 9123 880472496587374601 2017-06-29 13:06:16-04 @ChuckWendig @darth guys please i just want to have a nice thursday 9124 880472179661357056 2017-06-29 13:05:00-04 Holy mother of god https://t.co/3gqlKlyOtb 9125 880471954519707652 2017-06-29 13:04:06-04 @ChuckWendig these are all fake!!! 9126 880471382764736512 2017-06-29 13:01:50-04 @ChuckWendig god, I hate this 9127 880470730672152579 2017-06-29 12:59:15-04 @ChuckWendig you know my name is eric, right 9128 880469770533048321 2017-06-29 12:55:26-04 @ChuckWendig my back is not that old 9129 880467661922213890 2017-06-29 12:47:03-04 @ChuckWendig I think I'm firmly on the good side of the line 9130 880466821895344131 2017-06-29 12:43:43-04 @ChuckWendig wow you don't think people should have positive self-images 9131 880466451836137472 2017-06-29 12:42:15-04 @ChuckWendig why don't you respect me 9132 880466115599769601 2017-06-29 12:40:54-04 @ChuckWendig I deserve it 9133 880465827589480448 2017-06-29 12:39:46-04 @MalwareJake "guns don't kill people, bullets kill people" 9134 880463335052935168 2017-06-29 12:29:51-04 @aedwardslevy Jfc 9135 880460100640559104 2017-06-29 12:17:00-04 Someone at the CIA likes @archerfxx. https://t.co/HALxcX90nE https://t.co/CPsfSXioJE 9136 880459849376706560 2017-06-29 12:16:00-04 @WilliamTurton @pbump @ashleyfeinberg Fuck 9137 880459762877517826 2017-06-29 12:15:40-04 @pbump @darth @ashleyfeinberg Omfg I hate you all so much 9138 880459029310562308 2017-06-29 12:12:45-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg She worked with @WilliamTurton, she's already reached maximum embarrassment 9139 880458893075394560 2017-06-29 12:12:12-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump Drag him fam 9140 880458416644345861 2017-06-29 12:10:19-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg really? coulda fooled me with your outfit 9141 880458271756341248 2017-06-29 12:09:44-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg can you log off please 9142 880458243922853890 2017-06-29 12:09:38-04 @WilliamTurton ilu 9143 880457288175243268 2017-06-29 12:05:50-04 these are good tweets 9144 880457240192397312 2017-06-29 12:05:38-04 @WilliamTurton turns are you mocking me 9145 880457113612554243 2017-06-29 12:05:08-04 Guess you could say Microsoft is happy the NSA broke through the shadows a bit 9146 880456880103067649 2017-06-29 12:04:12-04 Microsoft security Twitter account promoting the NSA's use of an open code repository. That's how I like my irony served. https://t.co/Tphdr1rtm0 9147 880456554927063041 2017-06-29 12:02:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 CLASSIC Daniel 9148 880455047385165824 2017-06-29 11:56:56-04 @DannyPirtle19 Daniel, this tweet is good 9149 880452298538971136 2017-06-29 11:46:00-04 Translation: Everyone looked at the U.S. delegation and coughed "NSA!" https://t.co/4L4XWxQKyN 9150 880449106405097472 2017-06-29 11:33:19-04 @IsaacDovere unparalleled bravery 9151 880448874204344320 2017-06-29 11:32:24-04 @mikedebonis @DHSgov @SpeakerRyan I bet I know what question he'll be asked 9152 880446897290444800 2017-06-29 11:24:32-04 @MadelineRConway there has never been a better time for journalism 9153 880446469614047232 2017-06-29 11:22:50-04 @MadelineRConway the tweets were better than the travel ban and Comey tweets! better! 9154 880445982034583552 2017-06-29 11:20:54-04 @justinjm1 new phone who dis 9155 880445478634237952 2017-06-29 11:18:54-04 Amazing. https://t.co/wTFrM4E4Cy https://t.co/I4S1lFJWJe 9156 880442119244132352 2017-06-29 11:05:33-04 @dnvolz DUSTIN 9157 880440668417609728 2017-06-29 10:59:47-04 @aedwardslevy @RozzieKoppe @GlennThrush Love too be terrible together on this web site 9158 880434179946708992 2017-06-29 10:34:00-04 --------> https://t.co/Oci4q7dWRg 9159 880432931117858816 2017-06-29 10:29:03-04 @Olivianuzzi you a-dress the important issues 9160 880431891077357568 2017-06-29 10:24:55-04 @Olivianuzzi I enjoy your work 9161 880428660028846081 2017-06-29 10:12:04-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/Wo5V5WyiMh 9162 880427222724726784 2017-06-29 10:06:22-04 @morningmoneyben @jaketapper I love this picture 9163 880425713723224065 2017-06-29 10:00:22-04 @JaredRizzi yes 9164 880425611499638784 2017-06-29 09:59:57-04 @JaredRizzi go away 9165 880425262936150016 2017-06-29 09:58:34-04 @ashleyfeinberg hey i noticed you still haven't liked that tweet, if you could do that that'd be great! :) 9166 880422729719087104 2017-06-29 09:48:30-04 @LokeToldshoej @darth omg hbd you cutie 9167 880422684315832320 2017-06-29 09:48:20-04 @blumspew @joelaron @starwars @dave_filoni So happy for you all. Congratulations! 9168 880421695907147776 2017-06-29 09:44:24-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg i have so many wins i can't even remember them all 9169 880421372735967232 2017-06-29 09:43:07-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump like it please 9170 880421269400948741 2017-06-29 09:42:42-04 @pbump LOL 9171 880421215139135492 2017-06-29 09:42:29-04 @pbump welcome to literally 25 minutes ago 9172 880420482893348864 2017-06-29 09:39:35-04 @JaredRizzi mine are already there; they can't believe what they're seeing 9173 880419328692281344 2017-06-29 09:35:00-04 It certainly is...curious. https://t.co/GzY9bz90hA 9174 880417674416857089 2017-06-29 09:28:25-04 @nycsouthpaw wow didn't even realize i had a subscription 9175 880417557332840448 2017-06-29 09:27:57-04 @JaredRizzi maybe they meant 9am Hawaii Time 9176 880415534357131264 2017-06-29 09:19:55-04 @nycsouthpaw this tweet is incredible 9177 880413206526787587 2017-06-29 09:10:40-04 @justinjm1 @ditzkoff yeah dave, get back in the kitchen 9178 880411866463383552 2017-06-29 09:05:20-04 @heathdwilliams @bdproctor @DannyPirtle19 @LaneWinree @RoguePodron REKT 9179 880411444407414784 2017-06-29 09:03:40-04 What oh my god https://t.co/BTuj1z7qy3 9180 880405431407063040 2017-06-29 08:39:46-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @LaneWinree @RoguePodron extremely agreed 9181 880404812768178176 2017-06-29 08:37:19-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @LaneWinree @RoguePodron Correct, I just settled it 9182 880404680702033920 2017-06-29 08:36:47-04 @MarisaKabas Incredible 9183 880404495171244032 2017-06-29 08:36:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @LaneWinree @RoguePodron Danny you would totally bang a Y-er 9184 880404409267703809 2017-06-29 08:35:42-04 @MarisaKabas OMFG 9185 880403128839024642 2017-06-29 08:30:37-04 @starwars literally never heard of it 9186 880402647194509313 2017-06-29 08:28:42-04 How did you not go with "a sweet deal" https://t.co/sqiTWulC8z 9187 880266583200935940 2017-06-28 23:28:02-04 @LillianSkye_ @VileZero I said it in my head 9188 880266180988215300 2017-06-28 23:26:26-04 @starwars Yessssssssssssssssssssssss congrats @dave_filoni @Tcann13 and the whole team 9189 880251800221339648 2017-06-28 22:29:18-04 @RozzieKoppe @GlennThrush @aedwardslevy she's far better/worse than i can ever hope to be, and anyone who knows me well knows that that is the highest compliment i can give 9190 880251431676256256 2017-06-28 22:27:50-04 @VileZero @LillianSkye_ big assumption here 9191 880249896686714881 2017-06-28 22:21:44-04 @darth do you like cyber videos darth 9192 880249336831062017 2017-06-28 22:19:30-04 @VileZero @LillianSkye_ I've always said that Lilly is a bit like Nick Fury, making it all happen behind the scenes 9193 880247951662211072 2017-06-28 22:14:00-04 "pikachupokemon.exe"! https://t.co/jb8s0Oa9rC 9194 880245294906191872 2017-06-28 22:03:27-04 @kathleenelee @darth YESSSSS 9195 880243000802242561 2017-06-28 21:54:20-04 I would have paid far more than this for it just fyi https://t.co/6MvUSlsGt9 9196 880242073928179713 2017-06-28 21:50:39-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg @pareene "blocked" is a bad name, very generic, probably already taken. need to think outside the box phil! 9197 880241341187403776 2017-06-28 21:47:44-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg @pareene oooh we should call it "star wars podcast" 9198 880231893085687809 2017-06-28 21:10:11-04 @gregotto "cyberbomb" is my nickname in the club 9199 880230909076746243 2017-06-28 21:06:17-04 "He was unaware that concealed within his tax preparation software lurked a cyberbomb." https://t.co/zmVTSBzJS8 9200 880224857807572992 2017-06-28 20:42:14-04 @jackgillum @TonyRomm @politico @jenhab Classic Jack 9201 880224505590939648 2017-06-28 20:40:50-04 @heathdwilliams You sure? It's no trouble at all 9202 880224459701014529 2017-06-28 20:40:39-04 @alexandra_adams @GlennThrush Alexandra…thank you 9203 880223908154277888 2017-06-28 20:38:28-04 @heathdwilliams Oh yeah I can send you the good stuff if you want 9204 880223412030930944 2017-06-28 20:36:29-04 @heathdwilliams Pretty sure this was one of the stories in a certain point of zuv 9205 880223340480344064 2017-06-28 20:36:12-04 @heathdwilliams This is so hot 9206 880221527698026496 2017-06-28 20:29:00-04 same https://t.co/ap6l37xAcM 9207 880219656618995712 2017-06-28 20:21:34-04 @GlennThrush THRUSHPUPPIES 9208 880216971190652929 2017-06-28 20:10:54-04 @kylegriffin1 my favorite part is the interviewer saying "Sally, of course, was involved in the Department of Justice there..." 9209 880216238470942720 2017-06-28 20:07:59-04 @TonyRomm @jenhab @politico awful 9210 880215770919313408 2017-06-28 20:06:08-04 @JaredRizzi you are so thirsty 9211 880215680091553793 2017-06-28 20:05:46-04 @TonyRomm @jenhab @politico no, much like your opinions, that login is incorrect 9212 880215551120986113 2017-06-28 20:05:15-04 @jenhab @TonyRomm @politico i think the devs are working on a special filter that can detect garbage comments 9213 880215426264944640 2017-06-28 20:04:45-04 Something to note about this statement: Despite rising concern about unbreakable encryption, no shift in tactics away from "let's talk." https://t.co/EewryQMYue 9214 880214902513782784 2017-06-28 20:02:41-04 @TonyRomm @politico @jenhab try "biteme@politico.com" password "gfy" 9215 880214295539322881 2017-06-28 20:00:16-04 @TonyRomm @politico @jenhab can you not stalk my coworkers please 9216 880210456799043584 2017-06-28 19:45:01-04 Five Eyes joint statement: "Robust cooperation" on cyber issues, and we will "develop our engagement" with tech companies on encryption. https://t.co/184He5DX1n 9217 880210456434139136 2017-06-28 19:45:00-04 I can't think of anything I've ever needed more in my life https://t.co/rZ9UiWDMA3 9218 880208764745519104 2017-06-28 19:38:17-04 @manraysky @eleventhirtyate @jamesjawa @JoinTheSchwarz @pablohidalgo Et tu, Kristen 9219 880207440096133120 2017-06-28 19:33:01-04 @eleventhirtyate @jamesjawa @JoinTheSchwarz @pablohidalgo false 9220 880206680453136384 2017-06-28 19:30:00-04 https://t.co/XStduAGg6N 9221 880204911769780224 2017-06-28 19:22:59-04 @darth darth what can you do with this https://t.co/K5Rtxy3nPy 9222 880202906485481472 2017-06-28 19:15:00-04 McCain statement on new ransomware campaign. Says USG must develop cyber comprehensive strategy, close "gaps" b/w agencies that do defense. https://t.co/0MejsyTgac 9223 880201386104942593 2017-06-28 19:08:58-04 @eleventhirtyate @jamesjawa @JoinTheSchwarz @pablohidalgo all of you are bad 9224 880199141984526337 2017-06-28 19:00:03-04 This is an extremely bad take and I wish I had never read it https://t.co/dIEnDBnOVb 9225 880198879479816194 2017-06-28 18:59:00-04 @pablohidalgo Can't you just be nice to me for one day 9226 880197809302978561 2017-06-28 18:54:45-04 @pablohidalgo NSYNC in Attack of the Clones 9227 880192592759189505 2017-06-28 18:34:01-04 @MollyArnold125 @darth @dog_rates ZOEY you cute little woofer 9228 880191580841189376 2017-06-28 18:30:00-04 https://t.co/hcVQxb23kW https://t.co/8TmhJuvegc 9229 880188884369391616 2017-06-28 18:19:17-04 @JennyENicholson what happened to your neck 9230 880187050086940672 2017-06-28 18:12:00-04 There are also apparently people in the White House who don't think Trump needs more briefings on Russian hacking. https://t.co/OI9yCeeJIF 9231 880186295947063297 2017-06-28 18:09:00-04 This part, about Trump's understanding of what Russia did and how the IC is characterizing it...remarkable. https://t.co/6Up7PY6PHM 9232 880185357232476161 2017-06-28 18:05:16-04 Sources say Trump sees the entire Russian hacking narrative as a plot to undermine his electoral win. https://t.co/bU6LIj4SbH https://t.co/Xxmtu0nulm 9233 880185091603009536 2017-06-28 18:04:13-04 @kateconger @Project_Veritas @AndrewCouts @dailydot this is not a free speech issue, you are ruining my chances of conveying extremely disturbing info about Real Journalist Andrew Couts 9234 880184787830538241 2017-06-28 18:03:01-04 A SAO says he/she has seen "no evidence" of Trump admin convening meetings on Russian election cyberattacks. https://t.co/DMt6TkWWsZ 9235 880183965507866624 2017-06-28 17:59:45-04 @kateconger @Project_Veritas @AndrewCouts @dailydot Kate don't try to take this from me, I have legit info that is 100% solid 9236 880183879616929792 2017-06-28 17:59:24-04 @AndrewCouts @Project_Veritas @dailydot all bets are off when you start working against the interests of Real Americans 9237 880183499143204864 2017-06-28 17:57:53-04 @Project_Veritas @AndrewCouts @dailydot I have some serious dirt on Andrew and some Fake News MSM things he's been up to, DM me if you want more info 9238 880182100623798272 2017-06-28 17:52:20-04 @mollylroberts molly i think this is fake fyi 9239 880181991458693120 2017-06-28 17:51:54-04 @johnjcook congrats on your job at ijreview 9240 880178145047048193 2017-06-28 17:36:37-04 "Moscow prepares retaliation for U.S. seizure of Russian diplomatic compounds" https://t.co/14CI7hCh5Z 9241 880174254628667392 2017-06-28 17:21:09-04 @RosenzweigP I guess both but I was initially thinking volume 9242 880173424655708160 2017-06-28 17:17:51-04 @kelseylh Jared 9243 880173393093558275 2017-06-28 17:17:44-04 @RosenzweigP How much of consular affairs is policy vs implementation 9244 880172787498987521 2017-06-28 17:15:20-04 Uhhh what https://t.co/LuIPOAjGKe 9245 880171808200241156 2017-06-28 17:11:26-04 @RosenzweigP @CarpeDiemCyber Explain it using emoji 9246 880168945961095170 2017-06-28 17:00:04-04 omfg https://t.co/cFlyeYtTiL 9247 880168340483964928 2017-06-28 16:57:39-04 @JaredRizzi You are the worst 9248 880167883871014914 2017-06-28 16:55:50-04 @JaredRizzi Oh my god 9249 880167227332452352 2017-06-28 16:53:14-04 @JaredRizzi I'm so confused 9250 880165745749000197 2017-06-28 16:47:21-04 @JaredRizzi Wait what is going on here 9251 880163368644071424 2017-06-28 16:37:54-04 @JaredRizzi baby steps 9252 880161386390630400 2017-06-28 16:30:01-04 I want to thank Jared for giving me my secret agent name today. https://t.co/y5cS9at4m8 9253 880153846361858050 2017-06-28 16:00:04-04 .@tedlieu asks NSA to disclose anything it knows about new ransomware that could help stop it. https://t.co/HvqdNwxrXS https://t.co/sV7lhqRMGG 9254 880152686187995137 2017-06-28 15:55:27-04 @selenalarson every tuesday: microsoft patches every thursday: wikileaks vault 7 every month: ransomware attack 9255 880152460207247361 2017-06-28 15:54:33-04 @heathdwilliams @BlueJaigEyes @geekgirldiva it took you way too long to shop this 9256 880152420432707584 2017-06-28 15:54:24-04 @JaredRizzi @JohnBrownlow you must think you're so funny 9257 880151750665261057 2017-06-28 15:51:44-04 @JaredRizzi @JohnBrownlow go raid something 9258 880151242454028288 2017-06-28 15:49:43-04 @JaredRizzi @JohnBrownlow JIZZ RAIDER omfg 9259 880151102142001152 2017-06-28 15:49:09-04 @dmccabe @dnvolz i wrote about the IANA functions transition once, it was the worst 9260 880150139276599296 2017-06-28 15:45:20-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @BlueJaigEyes @geekgirldiva AKA Snoke 9261 880149935584358400 2017-06-28 15:44:31-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @BlueJaigEyes @geekgirldiva right and make ezra waru 9262 880149893213548544 2017-06-28 15:44:21-04 @ashleyfeinberg language 9263 880148498557132800 2017-06-28 15:38:49-04 @PressSecSpicey @juliettekayyem sean 9264 880148137117192192 2017-06-28 15:37:22-04 @heathdwilliams @BlueJaigEyes @geekgirldiva heath do it 9265 880148033375219712 2017-06-28 15:36:58-04 @dnvolz @dmccabe IANA believe this https://t.co/sHmIZvamWw 9266 880147939049562113 2017-06-28 15:36:35-04 @amir_anasr omFG 9267 880147900680081408 2017-06-28 15:36:26-04 @heathdwilliams @BlueJaigEyes @geekgirldiva now replace all their faces with kallus 9268 880146283868164096 2017-06-28 15:30:01-04 COMEY E M O SENATE https://t.co/GMZcQtYX57 9269 880140532453969920 2017-06-28 15:07:09-04 @JaredRizzi jesus g christ 9270 880136631113699328 2017-06-28 14:51:39-04 @amy_geek this isn't even the right use of that phrase! 9271 880136195287769089 2017-06-28 14:49:55-04 @pablohidalgo oh god I thought I was intellectually over it but I just started laughing again 9272 880135858749353988 2017-06-28 14:48:35-04 @JaredRizzi Jonathan 9273 880135613323849729 2017-06-28 14:47:37-04 @JaredRizzi [citation needed] 9274 880135497426907138 2017-06-28 14:47:09-04 @heathdwilliams @pablohidalgo probably same 9275 880135417873534976 2017-06-28 14:46:50-04 @pablohidalgo They never corrected it. The brazenness. Amazing. 9276 880134957472952320 2017-06-28 14:45:00-04 OH at @usnistgov ISPAB meeting: "There is now a Congressional Blockchain Caucus." "We don't know what that means." "And neither do they." 9277 880134853311819776 2017-06-28 14:44:35-04 @JaredRizzi finally you realize what you are 9278 880134744029188096 2017-06-28 14:44:09-04 @iammollymchugh my birthday's in april, you will have forgotten by then 9279 880134665889353728 2017-06-28 14:43:51-04 @JaredRizzi you're still here 9280 880134621865889793 2017-06-28 14:43:40-04 @iammollymchugh if I can, there hasn't been much evidence of it yet 9281 880134410674352132 2017-06-28 14:42:50-04 @JaredRizzi please turn in your hard pass and walk off the nearest cliff 9282 880134029491810304 2017-06-28 14:41:19-04 @iammollymchugh you live a sad, sad life 9283 880133704278044674 2017-06-28 14:40:01-04 @RosenzweigP Sure. Not all systems are that complex, though. :) 9284 880133015946625024 2017-06-28 14:37:17-04 @RosenzweigP Right. This was in reference to the basics, like applying software updates when they're available. 9285 880131919509409792 2017-06-28 14:32:56-04 @RosenzweigP I've heard some argue that it's more like blaming the driver for not getting the brakes checked as recommended. 9286 880128863271096321 2017-06-28 14:20:47-04 @KatieBoWill Noooooo maintain your brand 9287 880128197865742347 2017-06-28 14:18:09-04 Wow. https://t.co/TcuIvxl4Un 9288 880127366093316098 2017-06-28 14:14:50-04 @timothypmurphy we don't talk enough about the Constitution's contributions to aerospace engineering 9289 880126337712889856 2017-06-28 14:10:45-04 @Stephynb No. They are not an election vendor. 9290 880123954907815938 2017-06-28 14:01:17-04 @heathdwilliams @DanielKennedyDK hottie 9291 880122916368785408 2017-06-28 13:57:09-04 Whoa. Vice has retracted the Disney/Trump article I tweeted about on Monday. https://t.co/a3Yk1tyuP6 9292 880122539917418496 2017-06-28 13:55:40-04 @SureReality federalism 9293 880112337209786368 2017-06-28 13:15:07-04 FINALLY https://t.co/kKLXgYIZO1 9294 880110305464000513 2017-06-28 13:07:03-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris @kevincollier oh, i see it 9295 880108677914644482 2017-06-28 13:00:35-04 @eleventhirtyate gfy 9296 880108506736717824 2017-06-28 12:59:54-04 @eleventhirtyate this joke is like 24 hours old website 9297 880107990027784192 2017-06-28 12:57:51-04 @MarisaKabas oh wow it's spon! 9298 880107841360670721 2017-06-28 12:57:15-04 @MarisaKabas #momcon 9299 880107643452485632 2017-06-28 12:56:28-04 @pwnallthethings Misfortune comment was tongue-in-cheek. Obviously it's on them to protect themselves. 9300 880107493229252608 2017-06-28 12:55:52-04 @MarisaKabas moms are amazing 9301 880107451101663234 2017-06-28 12:55:42-04 @darth @MickeyMets @dog_rates I am CCing @lisabgeller who can answer this darth 9302 880107339285762051 2017-06-28 12:55:15-04 @KenDilanianNBC agreed on that 9303 880107246591594499 2017-06-28 12:54:53-04 @MarisaKabas OMG 9304 880106960036786176 2017-06-28 12:53:45-04 @MickeyMets @darth @dog_rates this dog omg 9305 880106593219743745 2017-06-28 12:52:18-04 FedEx was hit by WannaCry too. Can't catch a break. https://t.co/pDvgJLjBuM 9306 880105363806326784 2017-06-28 12:47:24-04 @KenDilanianNBC I'm not positive but I think this might be a knifing 9307 880104611176173569 2017-06-28 12:44:25-04 @downtohoerth @darth OMG WOOFERS 9308 880104514283589632 2017-06-28 12:44:02-04 @Bing_Chris interesting that the Hill is writing about @HowellONeill 9309 880090917964742656 2017-06-28 11:50:00-04 As journalists, we don't want the government to intercept our sources. https://t.co/sB4tRDtrB9 9310 880085383043833856 2017-06-28 11:28:01-04 FBI agents visited at least a dozen Kaspersky employees at their homes to ask about company operations: https://t.co/LMzSonpYgw https://t.co/bsod2q3otG 9311 880082445554647040 2017-06-28 11:16:20-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @chaosbria it me you guys 9312 880081340623982592 2017-06-28 11:11:57-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @chaosbria orange you glad you made the helmet yourself 9313 880081262769299458 2017-06-28 11:11:38-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @chaosbria love the new avatar 9314 880080541063815168 2017-06-28 11:08:46-04 @nicolecieux BUT ITS NOT MY FAULT 9315 880080088150224896 2017-06-28 11:06:58-04 @nicolecieux just tried that and got an error 9316 880079705386491904 2017-06-28 11:05:27-04 @nicolecieux what is your paypal 9317 880079595323654145 2017-06-28 11:05:01-04 @darth YES 9318 880077935096606725 2017-06-28 10:58:25-04 .@msuiche says yesterday's malware was designed by a nation-state to look like ransomware to conceal its purpose: https://t.co/Zjh5dqmi8x https://t.co/WIL3qTpTAB 9319 880074109580959745 2017-06-28 10:43:13-04 @AndrewCouts @dailydot he'll be a deputy morning editor by october 9320 880073784190943233 2017-06-28 10:41:55-04 @nicolecieux volcanehoax 9321 880073330958708738 2017-06-28 10:40:07-04 @nicolecieux volcano? more like volcayes 9322 880071265574203392 2017-06-28 10:31:55-04 @TonyRomm fuk u 9323 880070817496879107 2017-06-28 10:30:08-04 @TonyRomm that's funny bc i want you to be no-platform 9324 880070520884142080 2017-06-28 10:28:57-04 @TonyRomm ur jealous 9325 880068365108342784 2017-06-28 10:20:23-04 @JohnPaczkowski @darth @susanorlean @MikeIsaac @SarahNEmerson @Adam_Jacobi holy shit 9326 880067774520938496 2017-06-28 10:18:02-04 @MadelineRConway @IsaacDovere @tylrfishr @mazet omg I love this 9327 880067417250070528 2017-06-28 10:16:37-04 This is like a systemic racism Mad Libs. https://t.co/8kp9r3PT8U 9328 880066915795779584 2017-06-28 10:14:38-04 @hudsowi that's why I hired the Orb as my accountant 9329 880066285190742018 2017-06-28 10:12:07-04 @monicariese definitely me 9330 880065985373491200 2017-06-28 10:10:56-04 @monicariese you can see austin realizing that he dressed the same as me 9331 880065941014433792 2017-06-28 10:10:45-04 @monicariese i hate you 9332 880064609532686337 2017-06-28 10:05:28-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps i dunno man, reporters are weird, i didn't want to assume anything 9333 880064427957129216 2017-06-28 10:04:45-04 @dmccabe fake news! 9334 880064123035426816 2017-06-28 10:03:32-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps oh okay that's awesome 9335 880064001002131456 2017-06-28 10:03:03-04 @dmccabe do the next line 9336 880063847473786880 2017-06-28 10:02:26-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps BUT WHAT IS IT 9337 880063816494698496 2017-06-28 10:02:19-04 @AliWatkins lolcry 9338 880063693546967040 2017-06-28 10:01:49-04 @JaredRizzi WHAT IS MEATBALLS 9339 880063658168135680 2017-06-28 10:01:41-04 @AliWatkins it's one of those days 9340 880063510591483905 2017-06-28 10:01:06-04 @JaredRizzi let's discuss at the next meeting of journalism twitter 9341 880063295989977089 2017-06-28 10:00:15-04 @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm literally everyone when they see tony 9342 880062045739208705 2017-06-28 09:55:17-04 @JaredRizzi there is virtually no star wars pun that has not been turned into a thing 9343 880061953833566208 2017-06-28 09:54:55-04 @darth omg 9344 880061125664092160 2017-06-28 09:51:37-04 @JaredRizzi this is a good show https://t.co/EPvIqE4pjp 9345 880053168704430080 2017-06-28 09:20:00-04 I just... https://t.co/ycynhWHKQs 9346 880051448456896512 2017-06-28 09:13:10-04 @cwarzel congrats on his job at TechCrunch 9347 880050191184809985 2017-06-28 09:08:10-04 .@kaspersky says a Ukrainian website was hacked and a fake Windows update was used to distribute yesterday's ransomware. https://t.co/NHHZAOgBWh 9348 880044360590544897 2017-06-28 08:45:00-04 "Trump attorney Jay Sekulow’s family has been paid millions from charities they control" https://t.co/k3O3Vxrx2y 9349 880036812927913986 2017-06-28 08:15:01-04 Guess who's back? The Shadow Brokers! https://t.co/vrtfGzKfB3 https://t.co/vW1dlqcLEM 9350 880028674677977088 2017-06-28 07:42:40-04 https://t.co/NcnKNqU4JJ 9351 879900834653515776 2017-06-27 23:14:41-04 @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/DQd2zZQkUY 9352 879899005232263168 2017-06-27 23:07:25-04 @eugene1832 Yep! 9353 879898166111457285 2017-06-27 23:04:05-04 I've seen like a dozen tweets w/ just a link to this story and an amazing quote, which is all the evidence you need that you should read it https://t.co/NxSmxe4lVD 9354 879897178780598273 2017-06-27 23:00:09-04 @petersagal https://t.co/Mm9gxIbyjK 9355 879893366389043201 2017-06-27 22:45:00-04 The split in this chart explains 99% of arguments between Democrats and Republicans https://t.co/KI6iAbw4OR 9356 879892282778021889 2017-06-27 22:40:42-04 @Daniel_Logan Come on, Daniel, wasabi deal with having a lot of it? 9357 879889590794014720 2017-06-27 22:30:00-04 -------------> https://t.co/cZuSHROsVq 9358 879888721897762816 2017-06-27 22:26:33-04 Literally what? https://t.co/QgxDEGdmU7 https://t.co/Dd46jcEuFh 9359 879888437121363969 2017-06-27 22:25:25-04 https://t.co/nJ0tRXoQ5E 9360 879886674448310272 2017-06-27 22:18:25-04 @bbcworldservice Oops, I guess that wasn't live, but you'll be able to hear the interview here https://t.co/xcYHF6ONbI in a few hours. 9361 879884639665623040 2017-06-27 22:10:20-04 @starwars @jamesjawa James...thank you 9362 879884054077874176 2017-06-27 22:08:00-04 Will be on @bbcworldservice in a few minutes talking about today's ransomware outbreak. https://t.co/6xiKSTcZ3b 9363 879873226301726720 2017-06-27 21:24:59-04 @Olivianuzzi Olivia does the bear mean ursine off for the night 9364 879870717487177730 2017-06-27 21:15:00-04 Beginning to agree with the people who say that maybe it's hardly doable https://t.co/MswyZER35G 9365 879869818454904837 2017-06-27 21:11:26-04 @ChuckWendig True 9366 879865867181404161 2017-06-27 20:55:44-04 @kateconger and how long you can survive as CEO if you lack them 9367 879865122583392256 2017-06-27 20:52:46-04 @heathdwilliams IT LOOKS SO GOOD 9368 879864011726237698 2017-06-27 20:48:22-04 @ashleyrgold politifact rating: half-true 9369 879859391457095681 2017-06-27 20:30:00-04 I will never be over this car https://t.co/xIjcqGxbV9 9370 879852878340534277 2017-06-27 20:04:07-04 @jamespmanley dang 9371 879852528879456257 2017-06-27 20:02:44-04 @jamespmanley Jim are you mocking me 9372 879851849074868224 2017-06-27 20:00:02-04 ICYMI: If you are cool and have a Pro subscription, you can read this extremely sexy story I wrote about a cyber auditing bill. https://t.co/OWsKTVbSbN 9373 879851215311564800 2017-06-27 19:57:31-04 @AliWatkins Omfg Kellan I will pet you 9374 879849652169920512 2017-06-27 19:51:18-04 @AliWatkins When r u gonna bring Kellan to the office 9375 879849516647817216 2017-06-27 19:50:46-04 @AliWatkins Oh My God 9376 879848068140724224 2017-06-27 19:45:00-04 y~e~s~s~s~s~s https://t.co/InLAmT91GM 9377 879845832488624129 2017-06-27 19:36:07-04 @LillianSkye_ omg I need to go here 9378 879837536012652548 2017-06-27 19:03:09-04 I'll bet they did https://t.co/JxnfWayi8J 9379 879836801325821952 2017-06-27 19:00:14-04 @razhael But that might have just been a guess based on the fact that CVE-2017-0199 was observed. 9380 879836657813508097 2017-06-27 18:59:40-04 @razhael Hmmm, I thought it was, but now I don't see it. I know I read some expert saying it looked like there was an email vector. 9381 879835420326076416 2017-06-27 18:54:45-04 @razhael Didn't Kaspersky say it used an Office flaw once an infected doc had been downloaded from an attachment? 9382 879834452830113792 2017-06-27 18:50:54-04 @ddiamond 5/10 9383 879830532921667584 2017-06-27 18:35:20-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @TheApexFan @AdmiralNick22 owned 9384 879830451048730624 2017-06-27 18:35:00-04 GOOD BOY https://t.co/WKE9weMXs7 9385 879828734106365952 2017-06-27 18:28:11-04 @MatthewNussbaum wait what 9386 879826410839396352 2017-06-27 18:18:57-04 @hels @darth DIDO OMG 9387 879824941167915008 2017-06-27 18:13:06-04 @tayhatmaker @dellcam hard to believe this was 45 years ago 9388 879812834074386432 2017-06-27 17:25:00-04 what the actual f https://t.co/WIyiGc1GCr 9389 879808091713417220 2017-06-27 17:06:09-04 @tayhatmaker cy-purr 9390 879807517588688896 2017-06-27 17:03:52-04 @tayhatmaker meowware 9391 879806551736954882 2017-06-27 17:00:02-04 At least it's Friday? 9392 879805377805783041 2017-06-27 16:55:22-04 @joshgerstein omg 9393 879805338702295040 2017-06-27 16:55:13-04 @BrentGriffiths jfc 9394 879803716144160771 2017-06-27 16:48:46-04 @MarisaKabas white flight forty-four 9395 879803239553789952 2017-06-27 16:46:52-04 @NathanielDWhite you're at least a known quantity! 9396 879801921367945216 2017-06-27 16:41:38-04 @BraddJaffy @JohnJHarwood oh my god 9397 879801535563223040 2017-06-27 16:40:06-04 @JackDetsch_ALM @CSMPasscode @csmonitor @AlMonitor Whoa, congrats! 9398 879798460421197824 2017-06-27 16:27:53-04 Ukrainian police confirm that tax software MeDoc was initial ransomware attack vector https://t.co/4KeyYrecsu 9399 879796639560552449 2017-06-27 16:20:39-04 @razhael @pwnallthethings @Robert_Lipovsky also, have seen most AV firms say it was one vector but not necessarily the initial one 9400 879795135021821952 2017-06-27 16:14:40-04 @Bing_Chris was gonna say 9401 879794307531763717 2017-06-27 16:11:23-04 @security_craig Hi Craig, what's the best way to reach you? 9402 879793488602300416 2017-06-27 16:08:08-04 @schestowitz @TailsFox88 @Snowden also it's not "very deep in" it's literally the second paragraph 9403 879793410676314113 2017-06-27 16:07:49-04 @schestowitz @TailsFox88 @Snowden would you like to correct your previous tweet? 9404 879791456482975746 2017-06-27 16:00:03-04 Today's briefing was really something else. https://t.co/bTE6k3ikY8 9405 879786996553719808 2017-06-27 15:42:20-04 @JaredRizzi nice 9406 879785929505984513 2017-06-27 15:38:05-04 A lot going on today, even just on my beat, but I wanted to flag this story for folks tracking how the govt is grappling w/ cyber defense. 9407 879785403259133953 2017-06-27 15:36:00-04 Agencies & industry love talking 2 NIST b/c it writes guidelines but doesn't audit their use. What happens if that changes? NIST is worried. 9408 879784902710919168 2017-06-27 15:34:01-04 But NIST staffers, cmte Ds, and former cyber officials say turning NIST into an auditor would ruin its friendly relations w/ other agencies. 9409 879784374392299521 2017-06-27 15:31:55-04 House Science Cmte Rs want NIST to audit other agencies' compliance w/ its cyber guidelines. They say DHS & agency IGs have failed to do it. 9410 879783397975101441 2017-06-27 15:28:02-04 @soaringleap424 MEERKAT 9411 879782083891167241 2017-06-27 15:22:49-04 @soaringleap424 can u get a video of her sitting there and slowly slumping into it 9412 879781962172559360 2017-06-27 15:22:19-04 ------> https://t.co/93lQVZvZC8 9413 879781830207172611 2017-06-27 15:21:48-04 @soaringleap424 oh my GOD 9414 879781032710381568 2017-06-27 15:18:38-04 Huckabee Sanders says it's unfair that people jump on the White House for errors when news outlets can use anonymous sources. 9415 879780229581066241 2017-06-27 15:15:26-04 Yikes https://t.co/CXzp52LhRt 9416 879778528539152384 2017-06-27 15:08:41-04 Kaspersky joins Cisco in saying ransomware spread partly through Ukrainian tax software's update mechanism: https://t.co/Fol9falG2g https://t.co/5s28hK0oqN 9417 879772569133391876 2017-06-27 14:45:00-04 Another great @Fahrenthold story https://t.co/MY41nlut35 9418 879772305936789504 2017-06-27 14:43:57-04 Energy Secretary Rick Perry, at White House briefing, saying climate science is not settled: "This is America. Let's have a conversation." 9419 879771272128978945 2017-06-27 14:39:51-04 Possible explanation of what Cisco saw re: Ukrainian software (https://t.co/gD3FolkTMz) and the start of the ransomware campaign https://t.co/5MHqPD4FRw 9420 879770052760748032 2017-06-27 14:35:00-04 the shoe fire is on the other foot https://t.co/wiXhd641n9 9421 879769451104784384 2017-06-27 14:32:37-04 @TonyRomm omg this is like the blurry spiral meme photo 9422 879768684209860609 2017-06-27 14:29:34-04 @Olivianuzzi twss 9423 879768163814174720 2017-06-27 14:27:30-04 @KatieBoWill seriously you should get interns for this 9424 879767665644122113 2017-06-27 14:25:31-04 Cisco says malware may have gotten onto some computers through Ukrainian tax software's update mechanism. https://t.co/gD3FolkTMz 9425 879764500961996800 2017-06-27 14:12:56-04 Interpol tracking ransomware campaign https://t.co/zXN6qXMTxK 9426 879763954070958080 2017-06-27 14:10:46-04 @martinmatishak new twitter bio 9427 879763930339581952 2017-06-27 14:10:40-04 @KeithChu @martinmatishak @RonWyden @realDonaldTrump @POLITICOPro how come you never say this nice stuff about me? 9428 879763080095428608 2017-06-27 14:07:18-04 Welp https://t.co/EKLUlHIaQD 9429 879762767477190657 2017-06-27 14:06:03-04 @JaredRizzi oh 9430 879762472651161605 2017-06-27 14:04:53-04 @JaredRizzi I'm telling 9431 879760833802326016 2017-06-27 13:58:22-04 @0xUID @razhael @GossiTheDog thx, found it https://t.co/EJxNQQyhL9 9432 879760761157013504 2017-06-27 13:58:05-04 A Pennsylvania hospital system is experiencing a cyberattack, unclear if it's the ransomware. https://t.co/EJxNQQyhL9 https://t.co/w5nwCo25rv 9433 879758773690224640 2017-06-27 13:50:11-04 @0xUID @GossiTheDog Which system? UPMC? 9434 879758226425864192 2017-06-27 13:48:00-04 Here's the latest from me on the ransomware campaign still spreading around the world: https://t.co/GFG7pSdsRs https://t.co/oiVdJjlCoX 9435 879757840197570560 2017-06-27 13:46:28-04 @theCarrieNugent House did postpone the vote the first time 9436 879756714228105218 2017-06-27 13:42:00-04 Oh man. https://t.co/kuob5cV1xq 9437 879755456821960705 2017-06-27 13:37:00-04 The cute tone of this FTC post seems somewhat at odds with the scale of the #Petya attack. https://t.co/RhnMpLoxXv https://t.co/TOsb7ajMIA 9438 879753695256133632 2017-06-27 13:30:00-04 Oh my god how is this real https://t.co/xN0vKL2tTq 9439 879749442714427392 2017-06-27 13:13:06-04 Ransom payments seem to be coming in faster than with WannaCry https://t.co/Z0XISPq9zx 9440 879745132257570817 2017-06-27 12:55:59-04 .@kaspersky says ransomware is NOT Petya as previously claimed. New variant never seen before. ~2k infections so far. https://t.co/CV27dfTxaJ 9441 879743903896940544 2017-06-27 12:51:06-04 @soaringleap424 so good 9442 879742059955060736 2017-06-27 12:43:46-04 @soaringleap424 SAM WATERSTON 9443 879741679464579072 2017-06-27 12:42:15-04 @runningdub Hi, I'm a reporter at Politico. Can you confirm which store this photo was taken at? 9444 879741530436767745 2017-06-27 12:41:40-04 @soaringleap424 I mean you're right, I just couldn't resist the urge 9445 879741457141288960 2017-06-27 12:41:22-04 @gregotto lol 9446 879741354674409474 2017-06-27 12:40:58-04 @chaosbria yeah um WHAT 9447 879740840385679360 2017-06-27 12:38:55-04 @soaringleap424 @ 9448 879740786719559682 2017-06-27 12:38:43-04 @MarisaKabas love it when white supremacists challah at me 9449 879739855709892609 2017-06-27 12:35:01-04 Europol spox: "We are liaising with cyber units in the member states and key industry partners to establish the full nature of this attack" 9450 879739632128282624 2017-06-27 12:34:07-04 @MarisaKabas jew must be honored 9451 879739365106339841 2017-06-27 12:33:04-04 @MarisaKabas omg congrats on senpai noticing u 9452 879738852134596608 2017-06-27 12:31:01-04 If you're just tuning in, more info on the #Petya ransomware campaign here: https://t.co/GFG7pSdsRs 9453 879737609404153856 2017-06-27 12:26:05-04 Our latest version of this fast-moving #Petya ransomware story: https://t.co/GFG7pSdsRs 9454 879734057977905152 2017-06-27 12:11:58-04 Windows feature at the heart of WannaCry and #Petya ransomware outbreaks ---> https://t.co/Jtqovmg06R 9455 879731710883229697 2017-06-27 12:02:39-04 @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/wp9l8hrgRf 9456 879731060183060480 2017-06-27 12:00:04-04 Most infections are in Ukraine and Russia -----> https://t.co/flhQDyAYzF 9457 879729787090092032 2017-06-27 11:55:00-04 Malware gets onto computer through email, uses Office flaw to activate, and uses Windows SMB flaw to spread across networks. https://t.co/N5sQyJXVGX 9458 879722586455801858 2017-06-27 11:26:23-04 @GossiTheDog maybe a stupid question but is Psexec related to CVE-2017-0199? 9459 879719248247042048 2017-06-27 11:13:07-04 Ukrainian cyber authorities say they've set up a "working group" to address the #Petya ransomware. https://t.co/gQoZYX5iON 9460 879716870714253313 2017-06-27 11:03:40-04 There it is. https://t.co/LBqJLzVGxK 9461 879715823543308289 2017-06-27 10:59:31-04 This ----------> https://t.co/9NDqMXAT39 9462 879714620931530753 2017-06-27 10:54:44-04 @Bing_Chris oops, missed the last part there! too many tabs open at once 9463 879714025675902977 2017-06-27 10:52:22-04 @Bing_Chris story doesn't mention the U.S. offices, though of course there are phone issues there too 9464 879711240993505281 2017-06-27 10:41:18-04 Phone number for the DC office's managing partner is also down. https://t.co/qBCYYHbBxB 9465 879710039749079040 2017-06-27 10:36:32-04 SMB, Windows feature that allowed WannaCry to spread like an old-fashioned computer worm, appears to be behind spread of #Petya. https://t.co/R5OnJMHFnk 9466 879707922762268672 2017-06-27 10:28:07-04 Petya ransomware authors have received about $2,100 so far. https://t.co/GbYjJmUZRh 9467 879707313753534464 2017-06-27 10:25:42-04 Too real https://t.co/uwRb0WNxdb 9468 879706778732310528 2017-06-27 10:23:34-04 As of right now, #Petya ransomware is only being detected by 10 out of 61 antivirus programs: https://t.co/gGVVJkM9lt 9469 879701801095888896 2017-06-27 10:03:48-04 @vermontgmg <3 9470 879697075436474368 2017-06-27 09:45:01-04 Looks like we got ourselves a new global ransomware outbreak. https://t.co/TmCeuTfPcD 9471 879691906917306369 2017-06-27 09:24:29-04 https://t.co/gw7oURmuO0 9472 879688050347040768 2017-06-27 09:09:09-04 What about Politico? Feeling left out here, sir. https://t.co/tcUXoh1Bby 9473 879683044239650818 2017-06-27 08:49:16-04 @MarisaKabas @erikmal squid 9474 879682439186132992 2017-06-27 08:46:51-04 @MarisaKabas @erikmal shrimp 9475 879680140355280896 2017-06-27 08:37:43-04 @ajdomanico @erikmal i'm feeling krill 9476 879679697260613633 2017-06-27 08:35:58-04 @ajdomanico @erikmal oh my cod 9477 879679290966757377 2017-06-27 08:34:21-04 @erikmal mussel you do this 9478 879679211975344130 2017-06-27 08:34:02-04 @NickBaumann you Gour-may if you choose 9479 879678991480881152 2017-06-27 08:33:09-04 @NickBaumann i hope you can sea your way clear to liking this pun, nick 9480 879678199977787393 2017-06-27 08:30:01-04 YES GOOD VERY GOOD LEDE https://t.co/qOkDtYMrim https://t.co/jX98H97n1L 9481 879675445968588801 2017-06-27 08:19:04-04 @JaredRizzi Omg 9482 879670651010732033 2017-06-27 08:00:01-04 We all knew this was coming https://t.co/fNu80iLHM7 9483 879542912211714048 2017-06-26 23:32:26-04 @nicoleperlroth Oh my god 9484 879542532400664577 2017-06-26 23:30:55-04 Whatever's going on here, it seems like the White House is not doing it the normal way. https://t.co/T54dFCnCs4 9485 879542366855712771 2017-06-26 23:30:16-04 @JaredRizzi @SimonMaloy what if he's the orb 9486 879540141483753477 2017-06-26 23:21:25-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 only in the technical sense 9487 879536950969081856 2017-06-26 23:08:44-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 saf how dare u 9488 879528355539898368 2017-06-26 22:34:35-04 ----------> https://t.co/7VAEwIHxe1 9489 879525261989081090 2017-06-26 22:22:17-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin i'll bring the laser tripwire revealing spray 9490 879524997005545472 2017-06-26 22:21:14-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin let's do it Danny 9491 879523707252875265 2017-06-26 22:16:07-04 @Wanderlustin OMFG 9492 879523427685728257 2017-06-26 22:15:00-04 Remarkable new Pew report on global views of the U.S. at end of Obama admin and start of Trump admin. https://t.co/BHrQh23HlO https://t.co/zigxvDwWum 9493 879520771814588419 2017-06-26 22:04:27-04 @maureenjohnson @darth this little floof!!!!! 9494 879519983168098305 2017-06-26 22:01:19-04 @SimonMaloy there's just no way he's real 9495 879519457315614720 2017-06-26 21:59:13-04 @mkady I livetweeted a lot of television back in the day, Marty. 9496 879518864345878528 2017-06-26 21:56:52-04 @MikeWehner this cat is exceptional 9497 879518700629618690 2017-06-26 21:56:13-04 @darth @TweetDeck omfg darth i am so mad 9498 879518444999380993 2017-06-26 21:55:12-04 @darth @TweetDeck i have not tried that darth can u dm me and i will try 9499 879518115264180225 2017-06-26 21:53:53-04 @darth @TweetDeck omg same i thought i was the only one i get the icon showing i have a new DM but the message threads don't turn blue or sort based on date 9500 879517948456685572 2017-06-26 21:53:14-04 @lrozen i asked maddie if she discussed lifting peanut butter sanctions with flynn and she just stared at me 9501 879517642259914752 2017-06-26 21:52:01-04 WH says US has discovered Assad engaging in "potential preparations for another chemical weapons attack," warns of "heavy price" if he does. https://t.co/BqEydy7QbQ 9502 879517565789380610 2017-06-26 21:51:42-04 @lrozen suspicious 9503 879517257537396736 2017-06-26 21:50:29-04 @lrozen has he met kislyak 9504 879516893329199105 2017-06-26 21:49:02-04 @lrozen sounds like he wants to do some good old-fashioned manifest destiny 9505 879515892324982789 2017-06-26 21:45:04-04 @MEPFuller *puts on extremely serious hat* don't count mcconnell out yet 9506 879515879574302720 2017-06-26 21:45:00-04 Does the Counselor to the Secretary even require Senate confirmation? https://t.co/R3ucSg04EG 9507 879515520567058433 2017-06-26 21:43:35-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams hmmmm 9508 879515139996872704 2017-06-26 21:42:04-04 @G_Pop2013 @pbump goodness gracious these puppers 9509 879514794403000320 2017-06-26 21:40:42-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams i like this thread 9510 879511728551321600 2017-06-26 21:28:31-04 "E.P.A. Official Pressured Scientist on Congressional Testimony, Emails Show" https://t.co/uZKWo3LxtS https://t.co/okf3oLRFIG 9511 879507070059282432 2017-06-26 21:10:00-04 this is so good and pure https://t.co/jdtxMWf3Jr 9512 879505895322943489 2017-06-26 21:05:20-04 @nycsouthpaw @sarahjeong ya got me paw 9513 879505103367143424 2017-06-26 21:02:11-04 @nycsouthpaw @sarahjeong it's arya 9514 879501916014858240 2017-06-26 20:49:31-04 @later_tatter @darth TULIP 9515 879501311821185032 2017-06-26 20:47:07-04 @sarahjeong shoulda writ it down 9516 879500274741633024 2017-06-26 20:43:00-04 If you have to say it... https://t.co/sNqldkKOpd 9517 879500230437294081 2017-06-26 20:42:49-04 @clubjade wow okay fair enough 9518 879499996885811201 2017-06-26 20:41:54-04 @clubjade There is no more EU Dunc you have to stop doing EUBits 9519 879493705606082561 2017-06-26 20:16:54-04 @sparksjls Good luck finding someone then 9520 879492623379124229 2017-06-26 20:12:36-04 I mean, duh? He recused himself voluntarily. He's still the chairman of the committee. https://t.co/aCTB7wLChs 9521 879491455210991617 2017-06-26 20:07:57-04 @sparksjls yeah, do you need an officianator 9522 879487449554178053 2017-06-26 19:52:02-04 @DannyPirtle19 @DelReyStarWars you've got me there 9523 879486675893854208 2017-06-26 19:48:58-04 @DelReyStarWars @DannyPirtle19 what about a SWCA 2021 exclusive Waru 9524 879486240856432640 2017-06-26 19:47:14-04 Wonder what the NSC cyber folks think of being linked with the voter fraud stuff. 9525 879486042134499329 2017-06-26 19:46:27-04 From here: https://t.co/EnuOqEdEhb 9526 879485678391762944 2017-06-26 19:45:00-04 Emerging WH line in response to "How is Trump protecting the election system from hacking?" is cyber EO + voter fraud commission. https://t.co/9JWrC9E2oB 9527 879485237838872576 2017-06-26 19:43:15-04 @MEPFuller Working on a "Heller high water" joke. Don't have it yet, but working on it. Just thought you should know. 9528 879484976001163265 2017-06-26 19:42:12-04 @BradMossEsq @RosenzweigP shut up, it's good 9529 879484940659953664 2017-06-26 19:42:04-04 @BradMossEsq @RosenzweigP Thought maybe you were gonna give it A bbe 9530 879484111152451584 2017-06-26 19:38:46-04 @slwein @darth @bookoisseur or girl, sorry, didn't mean to uphold the puptriarchy there 9531 879484020777771008 2017-06-26 19:38:25-04 @slwein @darth @bookoisseur omg this little guy!!! 9532 879481904059138048 2017-06-26 19:30:00-04 Hmmm https://t.co/o1hiHdb8hW 9533 879478128623501312 2017-06-26 19:15:00-04 "They'd particularly like to avoid him tweeting about this situation." https://t.co/2igc49uHEY 9534 879477025748258816 2017-06-26 19:10:37-04 This Trump Hall of Presidents drama is ~incredible~. https://t.co/HwMfynO4IC https://t.co/6tiKknIPcY 9535 879474552354615296 2017-06-26 19:00:47-04 @erikmal probably that would be a great idea* 9536 879474506204577793 2017-06-26 19:00:36-04 @kelseylh @kyledcheney wow I am so organizing a cyber pun costume group thing this year 9537 879474418736652288 2017-06-26 19:00:15-04 @erikmal hmm but probably that 9538 879473733655834624 2017-06-26 18:57:32-04 I should really be a health care reporter. 9539 879472724778901506 2017-06-26 18:53:32-04 "Let's Collins whole thing off" – vulnerable Senate Republicans to McConnell, probably https://t.co/azVSjY5spV 9540 879472119029092352 2017-06-26 18:51:07-04 @DannyPirtle19 @chaosbria @HerdingNerfs ooobahhhhh 9541 879468154371661824 2017-06-26 18:35:22-04 @darth @bookoisseur BAR PUP 9542 879468070196187136 2017-06-26 18:35:02-04 ? https://t.co/1tyxU7w6Bj 9543 879467921390657537 2017-06-26 18:34:26-04 @ASankin Aaron! 9544 879467633158090753 2017-06-26 18:33:18-04 @ASankin Aaron 9545 879459255140659201 2017-06-26 18:00:00-04 Tomorrow morning we're publishing what may be my most niche story yet. 9546 879458719079313408 2017-06-26 17:57:52-04 @nycsouthpaw I want you to do Animal Planet-style commentary for all GIFs of Trump interacting with world leaders 9547 879458112742281216 2017-06-26 17:55:28-04 @ashleyfeinberg ashley! 9548 879455755191160832 2017-06-26 17:46:06-04 @jcteitloff I think you're talking about the notification, not the behavior of the persistent chat tab itself 9549 879455483081486336 2017-06-26 17:45:01-04 FBI repeatedly questioned Carter Page in March, and he "denied wrongdoing," WaPo reports. https://t.co/87Z3ISD1Vc https://t.co/GPFjbebrdR 9550 879455452345577474 2017-06-26 17:44:53-04 @betsy_klein @JenniferJJacobs would be hilarious if she were debating whether to accept "DAD!" 9551 879455167057453056 2017-06-26 17:43:45-04 @MEPFuller that seems less than ideal for McC 9552 879454750965682181 2017-06-26 17:42:06-04 @margarettalev @JenniferJJacobs in two weeks probably 9553 879452270164926465 2017-06-26 17:32:15-04 @Bry_Mac @alexburnsNYT he is playing five-dimensional chess, those FBI agents didn't stand a chance 9554 879451714138591233 2017-06-26 17:30:02-04 Someone should make a montage of this and call it "Profiles In Courage" https://t.co/kW5182skAH 9555 879448571367612416 2017-06-26 17:17:33-04 Hangouts listens to your request to have multiple chats open at once and laughs in your face. 9556 879448433530097664 2017-06-26 17:17:00-04 Gchat convos would sit on your Windows taskbar when minimized. They were easy to reopen and could be lined up next to each other. 9557 879447931354398720 2017-06-26 17:15:00-04 Adding: Hangouts desktop UI sucks. I loved how Gchat would pop up a little tab when you got a message and it was easy to minimize. https://t.co/sSLNV4am0M 9558 879445937319444481 2017-06-26 17:07:05-04 @pbump John Cornyn disagrees with you 9559 879444548111540224 2017-06-26 17:01:34-04 @ASankin omg 9560 879444507925917698 2017-06-26 17:01:24-04 @saucissonsec no worries, math is not my strong suit so I know the feeling of number frustrations 9561 879444156615208961 2017-06-26 17:00:00-04 x100 https://t.co/fzw9ZBKazI 9562 879443790146174977 2017-06-26 16:58:33-04 @saucissonsec If you expect to get 4 cookies and you actually get 2 cookies, you got half as many as you expected; *half as many* = 50% *of 4* 9563 879443573527252993 2017-06-26 16:57:41-04 @saucissonsec But that's not how comparative percentages work. Percentage difference is expressed in terms of a portion of the original. 9564 879442942901063680 2017-06-26 16:55:11-04 @saucissonsec I mean, it is right. If I say I'll have 4 cookies and I end up with 2, I was 50% (2 cookies) off of my estimate (4 cookies). 9565 879442628529582082 2017-06-26 16:53:56-04 @Wanderlustin <3 9566 879442617985007618 2017-06-26 16:53:54-04 @saucissonsec It should have been: "They were off by 55%." 9567 879442437109948418 2017-06-26 16:53:10-04 @saucissonsec No, when your estimate is double the actual number, you are off by 50% — 50% of the estimate. 9568 879441981134524416 2017-06-26 16:51:22-04 @Wanderlustin funny, this is what i say about you 9569 879440380277563392 2017-06-26 16:45:00-04 FACT: 100% of 23 million — the reference number in this comparison — is 23 million, not 12.7 million. https://t.co/MVKtBmYVhR 9570 879440309914144772 2017-06-26 16:44:43-04 @MrCWB3 the CBO is a distinguished nonpartisan institution with excellent twitter judgment 9571 879440018128998401 2017-06-26 16:43:34-04 @DarrenKaplan @dppetrov @benjaminwittes @pwnallthethings o-nay, o-nay, o-nay 9572 879438367733276672 2017-06-26 16:37:00-04 More like the Congressional Buzzkill Office tbh 9573 879437796427128832 2017-06-26 16:34:44-04 @Hello_Tailor gavia, thank u 9574 879437771961769985 2017-06-26 16:34:38-04 @BrentGriffiths pundoubtedly 9575 879437082921496577 2017-06-26 16:31:54-04 @pbump no cuts, no puppet 9576 879436609904443392 2017-06-26 16:30:01-04 BREAKING: Congressional Budget Office predicts that millions of you who are not currently following me on Twitter would enjoy it if you did. 9577 879434928437563392 2017-06-26 16:23:20-04 @darth how does a red panda even hold a spatula darth 9578 879434378086158337 2017-06-26 16:21:09-04 @aedwardslevy score, bo, score 9579 879434139056951296 2017-06-26 16:20:12-04 @SwiftOnSecurity what 9580 879433986417852416 2017-06-26 16:19:36-04 @dppetrov @benjaminwittes @pwnallthethings @DarrenKaplan Curry-am 9581 879432830870315008 2017-06-26 16:15:00-04 How have I lived 26 years on this earth without knowing about this https://t.co/x7Bw8iJJ74 9582 879432236751364096 2017-06-26 16:12:38-04 @pbump that's just math 9583 879429069183569920 2017-06-26 16:00:03-04 Something to watch: U.S. slams UN cyber report for not discussing lawful uses of cyber in conflicts. https://t.co/ufaShCjIEQ 9584 879427204719017984 2017-06-26 15:52:39-04 @benjaminwittes @pwnallthethings @DarrenKaplan hey guys do you know what his favorite dish was? 9585 879425283945791488 2017-06-26 15:45:01-04 NARRATOR VOICE: "That was not what per curiam meant." https://t.co/5zB42v39Nr 9586 879423938987741184 2017-06-26 15:39:40-04 @hudsowi lordy, I hope so 9587 879422419412373504 2017-06-26 15:33:38-04 So it seems like Trump does not have any specific evidence (e.g. intel report) of other meddling, but is speculating based on trends. 9588 879421507944026113 2017-06-26 15:30:01-04 Emailed Sean about this and he wrote back, "I was referencing the response [Trump] gave in January." (https://t.co/XFUaQN01zT) https://t.co/6y9acYkaXo 9589 879421215013822465 2017-06-26 15:28:51-04 @Bing_Chris @JackDetsch "JohnPom" as he's known to his friends 9590 879420601999470592 2017-06-26 15:26:25-04 @JackDetsch @Bing_Chris 9591 879420446843838464 2017-06-26 15:25:48-04 @juliemason @jdawsey1 the very existence of twitter disproves the line "if you were doing your job, people wouldn't yell at you" 9592 879418397448167425 2017-06-26 15:17:39-04 @ChuckWendig @Support @Twitter I have confidence in Twitter's review team which has proven itself to be up to the task of — *laughs so hard I pass out* 9593 879417027953393665 2017-06-26 15:12:12-04 @gregotto is the idea that the monitoring gives insurers more info about practices which helps them set rates? 9594 879416780321681413 2017-06-26 15:11:13-04 @daveweigel not with that attitude 9595 879416717860012032 2017-06-26 15:10:58-04 @gregotto i don't understand a word of this 9596 879416096180383744 2017-06-26 15:08:30-04 @Bing_Chris @JackDetsch honestly 2 legit 2 quit 9597 879415274839179264 2017-06-26 15:05:14-04 @hudsowi does the orb have tapes? 9598 879413711613685760 2017-06-26 14:59:02-04 @nedprice man, he really served this one up for you 9599 879413551558995970 2017-06-26 14:58:24-04 @MarcACaputo @nycsouthpaw @Slade settle down 9600 879411388506091520 2017-06-26 14:49:48-04 @JackDetsch @Bing_Chris . d e a d 9601 879411284726382592 2017-06-26 14:49:23-04 @theCarrieNugent dang 9602 879411219848998912 2017-06-26 14:49:08-04 @heathdwilliams pickle 9603 879411103977091072 2017-06-26 14:48:40-04 @brianbeutler transparent af 9604 879410728956035072 2017-06-26 14:47:11-04 @heathdwilliams you may have been thinking of revel 9605 879410667534643201 2017-06-26 14:46:56-04 @heathdwilliams also relish is a transitive verb 9606 879410600723570689 2017-06-26 14:46:40-04 @heathdwilliams get. out. 9607 879410457215467520 2017-06-26 14:46:06-04 @nycsouthpaw @Slade very true 9608 879410410239262721 2017-06-26 14:45:55-04 @heathdwilliams get out 9609 879410182379499520 2017-06-26 14:45:00-04 You may fire when ready. https://t.co/2e8VwzJ2Cw 9610 879409780812632065 2017-06-26 14:43:25-04 @aedwardslevy i KNOW 9611 879409647387635718 2017-06-26 14:42:53-04 @nycsouthpaw @Slade maybe slade is talking about kylo ren in the last jedi 9612 879409543788339204 2017-06-26 14:42:28-04 @aedwardslevy snape kills dumbledore 9613 879409300938141697 2017-06-26 14:41:30-04 @JenniferJJacobs Even better: Nine and oh! 9614 879408761772920834 2017-06-26 14:39:22-04 @TheKaylaKnapp @darth thank u 9615 879408559590690816 2017-06-26 14:38:33-04 @TonyRomm go away 9616 879408397635997698 2017-06-26 14:37:55-04 @TheKaylaKnapp @darth Evan* 9617 879407262548316162 2017-06-26 14:33:24-04 @TheKaylaKnapp @darth WOW these dogs 9618 879406965499277312 2017-06-26 14:32:13-04 @TonyRomm i like it 9619 879406903868231680 2017-06-26 14:31:59-04 Our planetary ecosystem is an overworked gerbil and eventually it's going to collapse on the wheel. 9620 879406415215038464 2017-06-26 14:30:02-04 This is fine. https://t.co/DrngciA9RY https://t.co/ZTJ6WgfTpm 9621 879404965575491584 2017-06-26 14:24:17-04 @lizzieohreally @darth mara jade wants to eat that mic 9622 879404271841804288 2017-06-26 14:21:31-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams f u c k y o u 9623 879404209652846593 2017-06-26 14:21:16-04 @heathdwilliams YES 9624 879404055340216320 2017-06-26 14:20:39-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams I WAS GONNA POINT THIS OUT but thought I was the only one who saw it 9625 879402632095322113 2017-06-26 14:15:00-04 "It was just a joke!" is a line many women have heard before https://t.co/fQL5s5yjI9 9626 879401306200440832 2017-06-26 14:09:44-04 @Yair_Rosenberg (((Media))) Research Center 9627 879401049752309760 2017-06-26 14:08:43-04 @darth @jbarro @Olivianuzzi okay now give him rey's hair darth pls 9628 879400806327492608 2017-06-26 14:07:45-04 @johngizzi Why did you tag a MAGA parody account of your colleague? 9629 879400587749720068 2017-06-26 14:06:53-04 @ItsTheRocketeer for today at least 9630 879398865799176192 2017-06-26 14:00:02-04 This is an especially great line given that Obama's main fear was validating Trump's baseless "rigged" narrative https://t.co/u7Ue9FGUyt 9631 879398676115927043 2017-06-26 13:59:17-04 @ChuckWendig Billy Shakes was a well-known snowflake lib baby 9632 879397676927864833 2017-06-26 13:55:19-04 @darth omfg 9633 879397383515381761 2017-06-26 13:54:09-04 Suggestion: iPhone burst mode, print out the shots and make a flipbook, Wolf Blitzer holds the flipbook up on-air. https://t.co/uCZI5B4K7e 9634 879397108142546945 2017-06-26 13:53:03-04 @JohnHultquist the special? looking forward to it! 9635 879397048390492160 2017-06-26 13:52:49-04 @HowellONeill go away! 9636 879395082394157056 2017-06-26 13:45:00-04 Whoa. https://t.co/eBc0VEX4eP 9637 879394692114382848 2017-06-26 13:43:27-04 @missingwords which is the one where they tell @TheApexFan he has to stop saluting his Palpatine poster 9638 879394367794024448 2017-06-26 13:42:10-04 @missingwords or wait is that HR training, or are they the same 9639 879394293886091265 2017-06-26 13:41:52-04 @heathdwilliams was wondering why this took you so long 9640 879394187803852800 2017-06-26 13:41:27-04 @missingwords is this where they tell you not to like my tweets trolling andi 9641 879388792209129472 2017-06-26 13:20:00-04 Also this is brutal https://t.co/C2czUsKgNH 9642 879388615725416449 2017-06-26 13:19:18-04 @darth @CincinnatiZoo @KT_Anna obsessed with this smile 9643 879388012559425542 2017-06-26 13:16:55-04 @nicolecieux LAWL 9644 879387533615931392 2017-06-26 13:15:00-04 Re: Han, sources tell THR that Lord and Miller weren't ready to lead a production as big as a Star Wars movie. https://t.co/RGzUoR0cxg https://t.co/MB1wma2Vym 9645 879382467567902724 2017-06-26 12:54:53-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog Lol you having kids 9646 879381902507077632 2017-06-26 12:52:38-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog What did you have to sacrifice to learn who/whom 9647 879381716628103168 2017-06-26 12:51:54-04 @LillianSkye_ :( <3 9648 879381617088888832 2017-06-26 12:51:30-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog probably your soul too? idk if copyeditors have souls 9649 879381452407939072 2017-06-26 12:50:51-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog also your heart 9650 879381288737812481 2017-06-26 12:50:12-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog like your mind 9651 879381240071299072 2017-06-26 12:50:00-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog holy SHIT 9652 879381150564831239 2017-06-26 12:49:39-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog Not good! 9653 879381022999289856 2017-06-26 12:49:08-04 @BenjySarlin some personal news: i'm retiring as cbo director 9654 879380950710456321 2017-06-26 12:48:51-04 @kelseylh @SCOTUSblog wait did you not notice it when i sent it to you???? 9655 879380202664710144 2017-06-26 12:45:53-04 @aedwardslevy @dmccabe scuber 9656 879379985051426816 2017-06-26 12:45:01-04 .@dmccabe has an Uber scoop -----> https://t.co/0jhtzuciT5 9657 879379891598315521 2017-06-26 12:44:38-04 @MarisaKabas holy SHIT 9658 879379234065711106 2017-06-26 12:42:02-04 @ddiamond how is this website free 9659 879378813691600898 2017-06-26 12:40:21-04 @MarisaKabas if you say so 9660 879378601350713344 2017-06-26 12:39:31-04 @MarisaKabas is felix salmon real 9661 879376623832891394 2017-06-26 12:31:39-04 @dog_rates @AnnaCorgiHill MVP (MOST VALUABLE PUP) 9662 879375395228979200 2017-06-26 12:26:46-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls ................................................ok 9663 879373521889234945 2017-06-26 12:19:20-04 @nycsouthpaw never realized that ron howard was a dog this whole time 9664 879373059693715456 2017-06-26 12:17:30-04 @nycsouthpaw forgot the "narrator voice" bit 9665 879372834501472257 2017-06-26 12:16:36-04 did the president say a thing about the thing https://t.co/jvXULyVrY5 9666 879369919049195520 2017-06-26 12:05:01-04 Good thread on the travel ban ruling ---> https://t.co/pE77MFpf2D 9667 879369895779213312 2017-06-26 12:04:55-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls yes, but can i have a seat without a trapdoor 9668 879368574690897920 2017-06-26 11:59:40-04 @sheeraf maybe it's hardly doable 9669 879367779069177856 2017-06-26 11:56:31-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls straightforward from here: 1. male guests have trapdoors under their seats 2. mallory ortberg waits in a pit underneath them 3. pull lever 9670 879366992481964033 2017-06-26 11:53:23-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls you're a strong independent woman Jess <3 9671 879366761824608256 2017-06-26 11:52:28-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls good. smash the patriarchy. 9672 879366383733272576 2017-06-26 11:50:58-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls did you pack his lunch for him 9673 879366123971653633 2017-06-26 11:49:56-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls jason love the new bio https://t.co/J88Dy20KSk 9674 879365814994030593 2017-06-26 11:48:42-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls OMFG 9675 879365778046427136 2017-06-26 11:48:33-04 @catesish seven 9676 879364891714498560 2017-06-26 11:45:02-04 @darth @starwars 9677 879364725288706048 2017-06-26 11:44:22-04 @chelleinchicago @darth @BlakeSobczak what kind of monster do you take me for 9678 879364696503201797 2017-06-26 11:44:16-04 @chelleinchicago @darth @BlakeSobczak no Juicero 9679 879364250266980352 2017-06-26 11:42:29-04 @Bing_Chris @JackDetsch omfg 9680 879363836326924289 2017-06-26 11:40:51-04 I have only myself to blame for this https://t.co/17zvKj4gLv 9681 879363520340660225 2017-06-26 11:39:35-04 @darth @BlakeSobczak DARTH NO 9682 879361383162302464 2017-06-26 11:31:06-04 @BlakeSobczak hey @darth can you work up a photoshop of this for me, see above pls 9683 879361351055007746 2017-06-26 11:30:58-04 @BlakeSobczak omg 9684 879358593593733120 2017-06-26 11:20:01-04 Fun fact: this is actually what I look like at work 9685 879357333779890176 2017-06-26 11:15:00-04 Never change, cable news. https://t.co/CHaXfPurOl 9686 879353565302579200 2017-06-26 11:00:02-04 something something the Orb something something bona dude 9687 879352284152553478 2017-06-26 10:54:56-04 @kelseylh KELSEY 9688 879352137297297408 2017-06-26 10:54:21-04 @kelseylh BONA DUDE 9689 879351560551231488 2017-06-26 10:52:04-04 @kelseylh even better https://t.co/Q6GXftsLRK 9690 879351548110753794 2017-06-26 10:52:01-04 Every week should start with a tweet like this https://t.co/Q6GXftKmJi 9691 879351339326861312 2017-06-26 10:51:11-04 @kelseylh did you see the scotusblog tweet 9692 879351111391563776 2017-06-26 10:50:17-04 @kelseylh no it's good 9693 879350836941475841 2017-06-26 10:49:11-04 @kelseylh my god 9694 879350635380043776 2017-06-26 10:48:23-04 @petridishes "mr. chief justice, and may it please the court big-league..." 9695 879350399102222336 2017-06-26 10:47:27-04 @petridishes wait he's gonna argue the case himself 9696 879349784976531456 2017-06-26 10:45:00-04 Wonder what schoolchildren in 2075 will think when they read that this had to go to the Supreme Court https://t.co/09C3ugfABk 9697 879349239033323521 2017-06-26 10:42:50-04 @woodruffbets it might help if they had political appointees in place 9698 879348421819330560 2017-06-26 10:39:35-04 @lachlan #DemsInDisarray 9699 879347895887163393 2017-06-26 10:37:30-04 @RachAClark oh my GOD 9700 879347772369121281 2017-06-26 10:37:01-04 What is the definition of a "bona fide relationship"? https://t.co/19M8NLFIXj 9701 879346209110052864 2017-06-26 10:30:48-04 https://t.co/5reIy4plrS 9702 879343545903173632 2017-06-26 10:20:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux this thread is terrible 9703 879343264436031489 2017-06-26 10:19:06-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux also why would she be calling me danny or was that actually a dig at danny 9704 879343214200836096 2017-06-26 10:18:54-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux god damn it heath 9705 879343150770376704 2017-06-26 10:18:39-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux danny can we please not 9706 879342948676194304 2017-06-26 10:17:51-04 @DanielStrauss4 omfg 9707 879342666152108033 2017-06-26 10:16:43-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux this is not a strategy this is a cluster-f 9708 879342338463682560 2017-06-26 10:15:25-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux danny why are you doing this 9709 879339721486479361 2017-06-26 10:05:01-04 "If Mr. Tillerson has a larger vision beyond shrinking and reorganizing the State Department, he has offered no hint." 9710 879338826996617217 2017-06-26 10:01:28-04 @TonyRomm shut up 9711 879338459965554688 2017-06-26 10:00:00-04 https://t.co/iOdW58sBoi https://t.co/z1YJmFfVwP 9712 879338192394231808 2017-06-26 09:58:57-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams i like to think she snuck out of the house and hitched a ride to the store, it's more exciting that way 9713 879338037376929792 2017-06-26 09:58:20-04 @JaredRizzi omfg 9714 879337896167264256 2017-06-26 09:57:46-04 @JaredRizzi @KevinMKruse briochut up 9715 879336960267091968 2017-06-26 09:54:03-04 @KevinMKruse @JaredRizzi why so sour, dough you think you can do breader 9716 879336532137693184 2017-06-26 09:52:21-04 @JaredRizzi @KevinMKruse oh like you even bag-get mine 9717 879336002581561344 2017-06-26 09:50:14-04 @JaredRizzi @KevinMKruse if I had a pumpernickel for every time I heard this one... 9718 879335270121910272 2017-06-26 09:47:20-04 @JaredRizzi wish you would wheat until i've had my coffee 9719 879334974268338176 2017-06-26 09:46:09-04 @JaredRizzi rye do you say that 9720 879334653764788224 2017-06-26 09:44:53-04 @JaredRizzi that's my morning routine actually: wake and bake half-baked takes 9721 879332311942279174 2017-06-26 09:35:35-04 @JaredRizzi why won't obama lead, jared 9722 879332122594603008 2017-06-26 09:34:49-04 @nicolecieux thanx i'm a trendsetter 9723 879331920089362432 2017-06-26 09:34:01-04 @nicolecieux thought it was called homopheminism 9724 879331233993547776 2017-06-26 09:31:18-04 @nicolecieux don't normalize this 9725 879330919248609280 2017-06-26 09:30:02-04 https://t.co/g4yK2jC6wc https://t.co/LRTNSRI2NI 9726 879328485784915968 2017-06-26 09:20:22-04 @JustinRYoung yeah probably 9727 879326484510519296 2017-06-26 09:12:25-04 I really want to know what's up with the quotation marks https://t.co/oNf1Y2m4Wa 9728 879323373473366018 2017-06-26 09:00:03-04 This headline is perfection (https://t.co/DTdoDiHvAr) https://t.co/8Ray9qeC9o 9729 879321463400091650 2017-06-26 08:52:28-04 Trump says Obama "colluded or obstructed" in response to Russian hacking, though with whom it's not clear. https://t.co/q7qBpmVped 9730 879320645263396865 2017-06-26 08:49:13-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin There are no laws in NZ 9731 879170187400015873 2017-06-25 22:51:21-04 @connorobrienNH scrappy farmers versus snobby elites 9732 879167851868950528 2017-06-25 22:42:04-04 I just assume this is what Grover Norquist's mentions look like all the time https://t.co/eRIQQynTMq 9733 879167039440637955 2017-06-25 22:38:50-04 @blakehounshell and every time he takes a step they venmo $2 to planned parenthood 9734 879165377980375040 2017-06-25 22:32:14-04 @lrozen https://t.co/YtzFdLVrJ9 9735 879165017286987777 2017-06-25 22:30:48-04 @petridishes recall your account 9736 879164492860583936 2017-06-25 22:28:43-04 @nycsouthpaw also struck by the framing here; Pete Souza this person ain't 9737 879164370512740352 2017-06-25 22:28:14-04 @petridishes putin wrote Kislyak's name on his arm so he wouldn't forget when he turned around 9738 879164030757330945 2017-06-25 22:26:53-04 @lrozen this one understands https://t.co/KGDTKqeKis 9739 879163278492041217 2017-06-25 22:23:54-04 @lrozen oh my god 9740 879157053553610752 2017-06-25 21:59:10-04 @MelanconJena sadly no 9741 879155989567729664 2017-06-25 21:54:56-04 "We have a contingency plan to invade Canada?" "Would you like to be briefed?" 9742 879155150836912129 2017-06-25 21:51:36-04 @pbump well, in fairness, so are you 9743 879155125083877377 2017-06-25 21:51:30-04 This episode is the exception to the rule that the only good parts of seasons 6 and 7 are the campaign. 9744 879154158913323008 2017-06-25 21:47:40-04 Oh my god this West WIng episode has the congressional slumber party AND the contingency plan to invade Canada 9745 879153467801165826 2017-06-25 21:44:55-04 @RachAClark https://t.co/m5jq732QLk 9746 879150882432200705 2017-06-25 21:34:38-04 @laurenduca @ChuckWendig what is this 9747 879145354813476864 2017-06-25 21:12:40-04 @LillianSkye_ oh wait I misread and thought your tweet said pretzels 9748 879143956721881089 2017-06-25 21:07:07-04 @LillianSkye_ blasphemy, pretzels > peanuts 9749 879137319911124994 2017-06-25 20:40:45-04 @xor @DavidLieber omfg 9750 879133994264219649 2017-06-25 20:27:32-04 @brianwright95 nope, I refuse to be shamed 9751 879114878929305600 2017-06-25 19:11:34-04 Just absolutely amazing https://t.co/2igzEOHZoa 9752 879111111236349952 2017-06-25 18:56:36-04 @sparksjls this little whisker meow 9753 879111078625632257 2017-06-25 18:56:28-04 @soaringleap424 omfg 9754 879110204683677697 2017-06-25 18:53:00-04 WINNIE https://t.co/QKFuV2bRRx 9755 879108838011662336 2017-06-25 18:47:34-04 @nicolecieux what am i looking at 9756 879106253087223809 2017-06-25 18:37:18-04 @nicolecieux im crying do more 9757 879105157228843010 2017-06-25 18:32:57-04 @nicolecieux WHAT IS THIS 9758 879103333851594753 2017-06-25 18:25:42-04 @justinjm1 strongly disagree 9759 879103263148306432 2017-06-25 18:25:25-04 "Infrastructure Week!" is the new "The Aristocrats!" https://t.co/7QnvMPX5J6 9760 879078073781694466 2017-06-25 16:45:19-04 AP: "Analysis indicates partisan gerrymandering has benefited GOP" https://t.co/UIxWYoEtXD https://t.co/HFlQxAhWeO 9761 879066466762579968 2017-06-25 15:59:12-04 @ditzkoff we pay with our souls 9762 879047614649552897 2017-06-25 14:44:17-04 @arlenparsa @XFINITY ASUS laptop keyboard 9763 879044799072006145 2017-06-25 14:33:06-04 I hope this @XFINITY mailing was random and not the result of Comcast analyzing my visits to Redfin. https://t.co/5Elg8JMZI0 9764 879038306159341569 2017-06-25 14:07:18-04 @starwars @HamillHimself https://t.co/qPV7Dsynd9 9765 879034960803381248 2017-06-25 13:54:00-04 Fine-tuned machine https://t.co/66PeHLhK1W 9766 879014098310242305 2017-06-25 12:31:06-04 @PerchingPirtle yes 9767 879009971639386112 2017-06-25 12:14:43-04 I fell off the cyberturnip truck yesterday https://t.co/0m2WhVEgOP 9768 879004803992563714 2017-06-25 11:54:11-04 @PerchingPirtle Are you high again 9769 879002342888230912 2017-06-25 11:44:24-04 It's amazing that Republican senators are just...saying things as if there is no truth https://t.co/BnVWkt9vhi 9770 878989816481951744 2017-06-25 10:54:37-04 [citation needed] https://t.co/T5YVg0D9kC 9771 878989768981454851 2017-06-25 10:54:26-04 @darth @MadelineRConway darth once again you exceed all expectations 9772 878820045887082496 2017-06-24 23:40:01-04 @obaisimon @ddiamond @cnni @darth yes 9773 878814156845133825 2017-06-24 23:16:37-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @SwaraSalih1 wait really 9774 878810297573748736 2017-06-24 23:01:17-04 @NoTheOtherLeft the chicken is immortal 9775 878805675689877504 2017-06-24 22:42:55-04 @jonhumbert ugh 9776 878804158907904000 2017-06-24 22:36:53-04 @ddiamond @cnni omfg tower of babble omfg 9777 878804117661118464 2017-06-24 22:36:43-04 @cooperlund nice 9778 878803876882903040 2017-06-24 22:35:46-04 @ddiamond @cnni glad to know I'm not the only person who does the book thing 9779 878803383599104000 2017-06-24 22:33:48-04 Imagine living at 69 Nice Place 9780 878803205228027904 2017-06-24 22:33:06-04 @nicolecieux I don't know what to say ❤ 9781 878801890871574528 2017-06-24 22:27:52-04 @nicolecieux omg what are you saying 9782 878801190359900160 2017-06-24 22:25:05-04 omg https://t.co/v6PXxKLLa7 9783 878800718622281728 2017-06-24 22:23:13-04 @nicolecieux MANDY MY LOVE 9784 878799967053328384 2017-06-24 22:20:14-04 @missingwords @chaosbria @CharlesSoule https://t.co/cQ68z9bTCB 9785 878799150275584004 2017-06-24 22:16:59-04 @chaosbria @missingwords @CharlesSoule K I T S SNOKE T W E I R Z A R D 9786 878793791553122304 2017-06-24 21:55:41-04 @pbump @pourmecoffee @nytimes when the mention 9787 878792076795752448 2017-06-24 21:48:52-04 @heathdwilliams heath! 9788 878786035769118721 2017-06-24 21:24:52-04 @CharlesSoule omfg 9789 878785794357506049 2017-06-24 21:23:55-04 @Wanderlustin <3 9790 878777337743126528 2017-06-24 20:50:18-04 @ChuckWendig omg this is the best 9791 878773475078492160 2017-06-24 20:34:57-04 @heathdwilliams i'm making it a thing 9792 878773165534720000 2017-06-24 20:33:44-04 @ChuckWendig your tweets lift me up when i am down, causing me to experience a tingling sensation as if the entire world of possibilities has opened up 9793 878772913155047424 2017-06-24 20:32:43-04 @ChuckWendig you are a very friendly person with your many readers and are always very good about making them feel appreciated when they meet you at cons 9794 878771730327764995 2017-06-24 20:28:01-04 @heathdwilliams what she didn't say 9795 878768706859532289 2017-06-24 20:16:01-04 @heathdwilliams twsds 9796 878768661900734464 2017-06-24 20:15:50-04 @sophiekleeman those eyes 9797 878767181147906048 2017-06-24 20:09:57-04 @ChuckWendig chuck, when i look at your beard, i am captivated by the possibilities for mischief and delight that could flow luxuriously from it 9798 878765106930364416 2017-06-24 20:01:42-04 this is so good i'm crying https://t.co/vzpSkFXhGr 9799 878764955960569856 2017-06-24 20:01:06-04 @ChuckWendig okay so am I back in your good graces 9800 878749220324421632 2017-06-24 18:58:35-04 @chaosbria Congratulations!!! 9801 878745040608210944 2017-06-24 18:41:58-04 @SWStylebook Sad! 9802 878744708746539008 2017-06-24 18:40:39-04 @SWStylebook The period goes outside the parenthesis Dunc 9803 878727620426424320 2017-06-24 17:32:45-04 @tayhatmaker oh my god 9804 878726162083696642 2017-06-24 17:26:57-04 @ChuckWendig okay, how about: your characters are mellifluous, splendid, resplendent, their actions leaping off the page as if to say, "this is good" 9805 878724969416593411 2017-06-24 17:22:13-04 @ChuckWendig they were delivered unto you last night! https://t.co/jIPpwilpDI 9806 878723237085106176 2017-06-24 17:15:20-04 @ChuckWendig chuck I am letting this slide because I am on thin ice with you after last night 9807 878720636469866496 2017-06-24 17:05:00-04 @HowellONeill ah 9808 878720088114966531 2017-06-24 17:02:49-04 @HowellONeill wat 9809 878718890540322816 2017-06-24 16:58:03-04 @HowellONeill yi~i~i~i~kes 9810 878715856771063808 2017-06-24 16:46:00-04 I see why people are saying this but I like "E" better than "G" https://t.co/WQAG90H0cI 9811 878713675670056962 2017-06-24 16:37:20-04 Also from now on I shall refer to myself exclusively as "E" thank you 9812 878710786360848385 2017-06-24 16:25:51-04 -----------> https://t.co/24s6uIg1sj 9813 878710743129923584 2017-06-24 16:25:41-04 @ddiamond @DanielStrauss4 @byrdinator good luck warlock 9814 878710372802461697 2017-06-24 16:24:13-04 @ddiamond @DanielStrauss4 @byrdinator omg did you go too 9815 878710072645439488 2017-06-24 16:23:01-04 @ddiamond @DanielStrauss4 @byrdinator are you performing a ritual 9816 878685427711987712 2017-06-24 14:45:05-04 @utterlybasil @petridishes @smotus omfg 9817 878667150935961600 2017-06-24 13:32:28-04 @heathdwilliams @starwars @leandroprieto Oh shit it's going down 9818 878663481855234048 2017-06-24 13:17:53-04 @admiraljello ugh 9819 878663089327046656 2017-06-24 13:16:19-04 @admiraljello God, Jay... 9820 878658983690502144 2017-06-24 13:00:01-04 Is the State Dept dragging its feet implementing a law to track Russian spies in the U.S.? Great @AliWatkins story: https://t.co/gKXYCdLGUe https://t.co/2fz6UnO7ZC 9821 878655206690611200 2017-06-24 12:45:00-04 Ignoring State Dept experts, Tillerson plans to remove Iraq and Myanmar from USG list of govts with child soldiers. https://t.co/ksZQtxaEEh https://t.co/uBrNwNNynp 9822 878649418551107585 2017-06-24 12:22:00-04 Deregulation kills people. https://t.co/K7cGo2LhT0 https://t.co/AZNYimEQwz 9823 878644262904233985 2017-06-24 12:01:31-04 "Why I resigned from the Foreign Service after 27 years" https://t.co/nlYIygBnYg https://t.co/mdPn8yvYVL 9824 878635529897693184 2017-06-24 11:26:49-04 ---------> https://t.co/mYR7Zc3uUZ 9825 878617048250765312 2017-06-24 10:13:22-04 So I missed this last night, but Trump appears to accept that Russia meddled in the election. No quotes or "so-called" here. https://t.co/TUufglmwUk 9826 878616080859660288 2017-06-24 10:09:32-04 @LillianSkye_ I love this 9827 878462180802342912 2017-06-23 23:57:59-04 @dceiver Talk about a hot take! 9828 878461544430018560 2017-06-23 23:55:27-04 @dceiver Why 9829 878460545615228928 2017-06-23 23:51:29-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov i like your books i like your tweets i like your dog i like your beard i like your shirt 9830 878452336322129920 2017-06-23 23:18:52-04 @chaosbria live your best life 9831 878442568064921600 2017-06-23 22:40:03-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov How much 9832 878441862096441344 2017-06-23 22:37:15-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov Can I buy more 9833 878437099342635008 2017-06-23 22:18:19-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps Lol 9834 878436913102893056 2017-06-23 22:17:35-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov Wait please 9835 878403808640028676 2017-06-23 20:06:02-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps Wow she told me to ask you and not tell you she told me 9836 878391422197673984 2017-06-23 19:16:49-04 @JasonLeopold @_rshapiro Ah 9837 878390163713302528 2017-06-23 19:11:49-04 @JasonLeopold Curious how you got this. Did you file to State or did it get forwarded there? I wouldn't have thought to FOIA State for a letter to Obama. 9838 878389350941155328 2017-06-23 19:08:35-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig ruined* 9839 878388170223570945 2017-06-23 19:03:54-04 @JaredRizzi such a good song 9840 878387199644807168 2017-06-23 19:00:02-04 https://t.co/yPDjRPCDrT 9841 878387081860591624 2017-06-23 18:59:34-04 @ChuckWendig it's also what someone who is being hassled on twitter by a failed author might say 9842 878385319912939520 2017-06-23 18:52:34-04 @ChuckWendig i have never been kicked by a mule 9843 878385288447393792 2017-06-23 18:52:27-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig literally me 9844 878383241861976064 2017-06-23 18:44:19-04 @JaredRizzi wow 9845 878382651295412225 2017-06-23 18:41:58-04 @JaredRizzi wow really giving me the hard sell here 9846 878382233584906240 2017-06-23 18:40:18-04 @ChuckWendig thank you 9847 878382022569230336 2017-06-23 18:39:28-04 @ChuckWendig thank you 9848 878381927580958724 2017-06-23 18:39:05-04 @ChuckWendig thank you 9849 878381299920252928 2017-06-23 18:36:36-04 @JaredRizzi i don't have siriusxm jared 9850 878380899158642688 2017-06-23 18:35:00-04 Did you ask him about calls with the predisent instead of the president? https://t.co/3LuX97dbSY 9851 878380884885475329 2017-06-23 18:34:57-04 @JaredRizzi omg did you play brothers in arms 9852 878380819064250368 2017-06-23 18:34:41-04 @ChuckWendig https://t.co/eaEQHpaDYd 9853 878378726735708160 2017-06-23 18:26:22-04 @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle z' 9854 878378351966265348 2017-06-23 18:24:53-04 @dailydot @MelanieBPrice MIA! also lol I miss those Hangouts 9855 878377806777987072 2017-06-23 18:22:43-04 DHS says Kelly will talk cyber issues at Five Eyes meeting of homeland security ministers next Mon+Tues. Next week is Five Eyes Week! https://t.co/F8nnCV7u5p 9856 878371097615454212 2017-06-23 17:56:03-04 @sparksjls PAWS I GET IT OMG BC OF THE PAWS 9857 878370145906954240 2017-06-23 17:52:16-04 @sparksjls THIS MEOW 9858 878369629470699526 2017-06-23 17:50:13-04 @darth @selenalarson omfg 9859 878368301046317056 2017-06-23 17:44:56-04 @ashleyfeinberg Ash 9860 878357954856050688 2017-06-23 17:03:50-04 @PAYOLETTER @kateconger @WilliamTurton honestly kate you ARE a holistic lifestyle tool 9861 878357257532080130 2017-06-23 17:01:03-04 @petersagal @Fahrenthold pretty sure your source got it mixed up with the crochet world 9862 878357003784945664 2017-06-23 17:00:03-04 HA. Okay, this is good. https://t.co/PkH6lo7X2b 9863 878353970569334786 2017-06-23 16:48:00-04 @vermontgmg @joshgerstein @DefenseBaron @KLR_Editor they should really have somewhere safe for these things 9864 878353216898859008 2017-06-23 16:45:00-04 https://t.co/QcIoIhgLvs https://t.co/R14rCqrU3X 9865 877880592787963905 2017-06-22 09:26:58-04 Mitch McConnell doubted Russian hacking intel & said he'd consider any Obama admin response "partisan politics." https://t.co/pRtUWmzTDu https://t.co/LmHT6J5FgU 9866 877688887279276032 2017-06-21 20:45:12-04 This tweet is a poem. https://t.co/lmZNEOKho2 9867 876933865474056196 2017-06-19 18:45:00-04 Amazing: The backup U.S.-Russia deconfliction system for Syria is a Gmail account. https://t.co/OHp8WAqpzJ h/t @stevenleemyers https://t.co/KyP4ynUA6c 9868 878352385458008064 2017-06-23 16:41:42-04 @pbump thank you 9869 878352344286543872 2017-06-23 16:41:32-04 @WilliamTurton @kateconger @PAYOLETTER they're still committed to offering a holistic lifestyle tool 9870 878352109984518145 2017-06-23 16:40:36-04 @pbump your mom 9871 878349448035745792 2017-06-23 16:30:02-04 .@FlashpointIntel notes MSFT recently patched exploit possibly used in newly leaked CIA tool; another USG heads-up? https://t.co/VI7syiHevw https://t.co/md9b7PC68m 9872 878347997800615937 2017-06-23 16:24:16-04 @JaredRizzi @thegarance my endurance and dynamism 9873 878347274174189568 2017-06-23 16:21:23-04 @JaredRizzi @thegarance yes my vigor 9874 878346382251315200 2017-06-23 16:17:51-04 @JaredRizzi @thegarance can you please not let your envy of my youth and vitality show, it's unseemly 9875 878346132694368257 2017-06-23 16:16:51-04 @thegarance @JaredRizzi ahhh 9876 878344039904538624 2017-06-23 16:08:32-04 @MadelineRConway politico should hire a sketch artist to document our newsroom 9877 878343870530170881 2017-06-23 16:07:52-04 @JaredRizzi i don't get it 9878 878341906891128833 2017-06-23 16:00:04-04 This is good https://t.co/7Vxx2qz7Pq 9879 878338119048802304 2017-06-23 15:45:00-04 "It was just a small amount of sarin" is an excuse you never want to hear https://t.co/bLoab2bMHF 9880 878336549632520192 2017-06-23 15:38:46-04 @libbycwatson @pareene libby...congrats 9881 878333631319744512 2017-06-23 15:27:11-04 @heathdwilliams no i think that's just what he himself looks like 9882 878331695149178880 2017-06-23 15:19:29-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi oh like you have any credibility #FakeNews 9883 878331552039444484 2017-06-23 15:18:55-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi i've held a foil black lotus 9884 878331038371532801 2017-06-23 15:16:52-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi don't make me use my sword of kaldra on you 9885 878330852731518976 2017-06-23 15:16:08-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi [feeble Magic the Gathering joke here] 9886 878330420525277188 2017-06-23 15:14:25-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi I had to Google this; mad respect 9887 878330126517256192 2017-06-23 15:13:15-04 Curious about Trump's cyber agenda? Read our in-depth interview w/ WH cyber czar Rob Joyce. https://t.co/rMT13YUws2 https://t.co/ttLyMXhwef https://t.co/41wgP4nYQt 9888 878329952441057280 2017-06-23 15:12:33-04 @JaredRizzi @Jeaniebonotex @darth @pbump i was tricked, this was a deception 9889 878329708680593413 2017-06-23 15:11:35-04 @Jeaniebonotex @JaredRizzi thank you jean wait 9890 878329594692067328 2017-06-23 15:11:08-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi I CANNOT RAZZ AMERICA ON TWITTER ANDREA 9891 878329423698833408 2017-06-23 15:10:27-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi hell yeah, serving wenches are the bomb 9892 878329194685411329 2017-06-23 15:09:33-04 @ddale8 i like to imagine he turned his head away as he drifted off script and then snapped it back into place for that last sentence 9893 878329090683490305 2017-06-23 15:09:08-04 @JaredRizzi thought you might go for 'twss' 9894 878329050200104960 2017-06-23 15:08:58-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps i'm a level 7 warmage 9895 878329008961732608 2017-06-23 15:08:48-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi I AM ALWAYS DOWN TO BLAME JARED FOR THINGS ANDREA TBQH 9896 878328936911917056 2017-06-23 15:08:31-04 @ddale8 the last sentence, where he just gets right back on script...amazing 9897 878328735069491200 2017-06-23 15:07:43-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps CAN I PLAY 9898 878328704920821760 2017-06-23 15:07:36-04 @JaredRizzi only you could call that thing perfectly edible 9899 878328501853601793 2017-06-23 15:06:48-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi wait you guys do DnD 9900 878327899979264002 2017-06-23 15:04:24-04 @JaredRizzi it seems like you are getting some praise for a radio thing you did so i just want to remind you that you are very bad 9901 878323019063730176 2017-06-23 14:45:00-04 New NBC poll: 45% believe Comey, 22% believe Trump. American oppose Comey firing 46%-27%. https://t.co/ji7MDEYEoa 9902 878321724495810562 2017-06-23 14:39:52-04 @BlakeSobczak fwiw I say Politico except in my stories when they force me not to 9903 878321370127515649 2017-06-23 14:38:27-04 @nicoleperlroth @darth @MikeIsaac omg 9904 878320276479422466 2017-06-23 14:34:06-04 @nicoleperlroth @darth @MikeIsaac omg what a cutie, he would probably love to meet my maddie https://t.co/ysRprWsIMU 9905 878319249076441088 2017-06-23 14:30:02-04 Kathy Griffin tho https://t.co/n4zoKHEz94 9906 878319227010031621 2017-06-23 14:29:56-04 @nicoleperlroth @darth @MikeIsaac omg does homey have a twitter 9907 878318121534201856 2017-06-23 14:25:33-04 @nicoleperlroth HOMEY cc: @darth!!! 9908 878317686458990593 2017-06-23 14:23:49-04 @nicoleperlroth OH MY GOD NICOLE IS THIS YOUR PUP 9909 878317646713831424 2017-06-23 14:23:39-04 @ShaneGoldmacher Interestingly their next hire will be the Trump Hotel's director of revolving doors 9910 878317229640744960 2017-06-23 14:22:00-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/wft07RzG8N 9911 878315468884512768 2017-06-23 14:15:00-04 "Asked whether the tactic was effective, one top White House adviser paused for several seconds and then just laughed." https://t.co/0wj1Pl267E 9912 878311700314902528 2017-06-23 14:00:02-04 Not sure why folks have trouble understanding this. Conditions have to be agreed to by all parties before they apply. Very simple. https://t.co/8UJMcdSjMY 9913 878308242266476544 2017-06-23 13:46:17-04 @BradMossEsq significant that he's not interested because there may arise gaps between the other committees 9914 878308035608924160 2017-06-23 13:45:28-04 @josephfcox @sarahjeong same 9915 878307925466509312 2017-06-23 13:45:02-04 ------> https://t.co/40l7YYbXal 9916 878307827080736768 2017-06-23 13:44:38-04 @josephfcox @sarahjeong Glad I'm not the only one 9917 878306496966139908 2017-06-23 13:39:21-04 @pwnallthethings @razhael it's more about the white house's intent than the actual effect 9918 878306123907870720 2017-06-23 13:37:52-04 @pwnallthethings @razhael it's not presumed to constrain 9919 878304151641444352 2017-06-23 13:30:02-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/EXAOBZ1C4w 9920 878302145635770368 2017-06-23 13:22:04-04 @chaosbria @heathdwilliams heath u can stay with me 9921 878301279038132224 2017-06-23 13:18:37-04 @eleventhirtyate how fucking june different from regular june 9922 878299096083308544 2017-06-23 13:09:57-04 @darth @caseyvaughn if the nose does not fit u must acquit it is science darth 9923 878299026332020737 2017-06-23 13:09:40-04 @caseyvaughn @darth MOOSE IF YOU SEE SOMETHING SAY SOMETHING 9924 878296607422283779 2017-06-23 13:00:03-04 Trump does 6:30am calls with his personal lawyers about Russia. https://t.co/H4O2g1JJJS https://t.co/S3XpuT5pY9 9925 878294839657246720 2017-06-23 12:53:02-04 @eleventhirtyate "obscure"! 9926 878294672157929472 2017-06-23 12:52:22-04 @eleventhirtyate rude 9927 878294110683238400 2017-06-23 12:50:08-04 @eleventhirtyate do me 9928 878287390238003200 2017-06-23 12:23:26-04 @DelReyStarWars I'm excited about Star Wars 9929 878281504635232257 2017-06-23 12:00:03-04 https://t.co/Fa6ylQtza0 https://t.co/sFqY5J4DGP 9930 878280955785621504 2017-06-23 11:57:52-04 @eleventhirtyate wow 9931 878274835092316160 2017-06-23 11:33:32-04 Mine as well https://t.co/6MnVgAI0jU 9932 878272409538875392 2017-06-23 11:23:54-04 @BlakeSobczak blake 9933 878272250599718913 2017-06-23 11:23:16-04 @lkoturner @darth YESSS OMFG 9934 878269472834039810 2017-06-23 11:12:14-04 Reuters investigation: "Under pressure, Western tech firms bow to Russian demands to share cyber secrets" https://t.co/jszYGRgKDU https://t.co/eU7bgJagm6 9935 878268986940473344 2017-06-23 11:10:18-04 @lkoturner @darth does he have an r2 costume 9936 878268958205505536 2017-06-23 11:10:11-04 @lkoturner @darth I LOVE THIS 9937 878267987177857025 2017-06-23 11:06:20-04 @lkoturner @darth OMG your dog is named R2D2 omg 9938 878264382882365444 2017-06-23 10:52:00-04 Another use of the childish pejorative adjective "Democrat" by a senior government official https://t.co/qzQFtw7tpn 9939 878258914717908992 2017-06-23 10:30:17-04 Mind-boggling. https://t.co/SmgQIvuB3I 9940 878253875945517058 2017-06-23 10:10:15-04 @RGB_Lights You can get a preview of this part of the interview — w/ Joyce's comments on VEP changes — in @MorningCybersec: https://t.co/Zdnltz2w5Y https://t.co/ohnpa1j69N 9941 878251298965016576 2017-06-23 10:00:01-04 In part 2 of our interview w/ WH cyber coordinator @RGB_Lights, he discusses WannaCry, FISA reauth, and VEP tweaks: https://t.co/ttLyMXhwef 9942 878251033234989057 2017-06-23 09:58:58-04 @Bing_Chris @DefTechPat don't forget: ??? >>> profit 9943 878244870380429312 2017-06-23 09:34:28-04 Lastly, reading this, can't help but think that a 9/11-style IC failure to see the whole picture contributed to the problematic response. https://t.co/dniRGTNhFt 9944 878244411121053697 2017-06-23 09:32:39-04 Early Treasury Department suggestions included sanctioning @kaspersky, before critics pointed out that many U.S. companies used it. https://t.co/FyNeplYlkp 9945 878243878188568576 2017-06-23 09:30:32-04 Story reinforces that Republicans were not interested in confronting Russia's pro-Trump campaign. https://t.co/Rcs53y6CUr 9946 878243624605044736 2017-06-23 09:29:31-04 New info on elite interagency task force that Brennan put together at CIA HQ, which tasked other intel officers with further collection. https://t.co/JwhFKvBlKN 9947 878243083615313920 2017-06-23 09:27:22-04 I believe this is new info: Rice told Kislyak at WH to tell Putin to knock it off on the same day that ODNI/DHS released public statement. https://t.co/4x8wxJkAzJ 9948 878242708535595008 2017-06-23 09:25:53-04 One person who comes off looking aggressive in this story is John Kerry, who proposed two plans (sanctions, commission) that Obama rejected. https://t.co/zSFhh8dhOG 9949 878242441396178946 2017-06-23 09:24:49-04 Russia meetings in the SitRoom were so sensitive that WH, following OBL protocol, disabled SitRoom video normally streamed to NSC offices. https://t.co/2wHd8AxmqP 9950 878242208335319046 2017-06-23 09:23:54-04 Other options under consideration: sending carrier group to Baltic Sea, hacking Russian computer networks, sector-wide sanctions. https://t.co/lVaZUDUfWb 9951 878241967179694080 2017-06-23 09:22:56-04 Officials debated releasing embarrassing financial info on Putin, but worried it would send wrong message and take too long to compile. https://t.co/UWu94LiZMQ 9952 878241674232836097 2017-06-23 09:21:46-04 List of expelled Russian spies included ppl "suspected of playing a role" in the influence op from w/in the U.S. Many had technical skills. https://t.co/R4H0CdZHDE 9953 878241476802600960 2017-06-23 09:20:59-04 Some fascinating details on the seized Russian compounds, including hidden modifications to expand spying capabilities aimed at NSA HQ. https://t.co/jipKaw8Jb5 9954 878241277854208000 2017-06-23 09:20:12-04 @esweendog85 link is in my original tweet 9955 878241109025193986 2017-06-23 09:19:31-04 Intel community still working to deploy the cyber implants. Trump would have to sign new finding to stop the project. No sign he plans to. https://t.co/vB3kkniXCE 9956 878240966825590784 2017-06-23 09:18:58-04 Officials were so worried about the potential for the cyber implants to get out of control that they sought legal review of proportionality. https://t.co/He13gQlgxL 9957 878240790790643713 2017-06-23 09:18:16-04 Obama signed a covert action finding (!!!) authorizing deployment of NSA cyber implants that could devastate Russia if conflict escalated. https://t.co/pHL3fYtahz 9958 878240424267325441 2017-06-23 09:16:48-04 Brennan sent WH super-restricted CIA intel packet on Russia's actions and Putin's goals in August. Critical intel came from partner country. https://t.co/KWsH12NwRM 9959 878240058557382656 2017-06-23 09:15:21-04 Extraordinary, detailed, sweeping @washingtonpost story on the Obama administration's response to Russian hacking. https://t.co/9qJDFVLv3G https://t.co/qXecKS7Lh2 9960 878222934871085057 2017-06-23 08:07:18-04 after* the tapes tweet — sorry 9961 878222356547858433 2017-06-23 08:05:01-04 Trump also said he thinks Comey changed his story about the tapes tweet, despite there being no evidence for that. https://t.co/1rmGCzAwk6 9962 878093105509142528 2017-06-22 23:31:25-04 @AshCrossan I will literally fight this person for you 9963 878090703846473729 2017-06-22 23:21:52-04 @MEPFuller if you would just let me elaborate 9964 878090627174584320 2017-06-22 23:21:34-04 @bookoisseur ah 9965 878089598072705029 2017-06-22 23:17:28-04 @Wanderlustin ok i'm getting on a plane 9966 878089372033265664 2017-06-22 23:16:35-04 @Wanderlustin also you can't have something be even more never than never that's just not how time works saf 9967 878089314751717376 2017-06-22 23:16:21-04 @Wanderlustin :( 9968 878088998492803075 2017-06-22 23:15:06-04 @Wanderlustin dm it to me then 9969 878088930322784260 2017-06-22 23:14:49-04 @bookoisseur rachael it's thursday 9970 878088772151156737 2017-06-22 23:14:12-04 @Wanderlustin tweet a selfie of u bleping 9971 878088612335804416 2017-06-22 23:13:33-04 @Wanderlustin what is blep 9972 878088324698779648 2017-06-22 23:12:25-04 tfw you're extremely proud of the work you're doing and you want the whole world to know all about it https://t.co/PGaLozIyLE 9973 878084768059011073 2017-06-22 22:58:17-04 Alright, so this is...interesting. https://t.co/jo9wPZd24V 9974 878084570507333636 2017-06-22 22:57:30-04 @nickconfessore @jbarro "Before anyone gets incredibly stupid" is the sweetest, most naive phrase I have ever seen 9975 878076393346654208 2017-06-22 22:25:00-04 James Comey is seven times as tall as these children https://t.co/EzpV7Rdx77 9976 878075238021517315 2017-06-22 22:20:25-04 COMEY HEIGHT WATCH cc: @KatieBoWill @JennaMC_Laugh https://t.co/JcRfA8Ts2B 9977 878063933717848064 2017-06-22 21:35:30-04 @ChuckWendig i am so about this snoot boopage 9978 878062641528401920 2017-06-22 21:30:22-04 @Duvisited @nprfreshair @vermontgmg true 9979 878060870001057792 2017-06-22 21:23:19-04 @nprfreshair @vermontgmg It's fascinating to think about what it would be like to implement these plans. Hopefully we never have to find out. https://t.co/9YZ7aOd7Ll 9980 878060612412207105 2017-06-22 21:22:18-04 @pbump (1) screw you (2) i was just about tweet a follow-up related to that 9981 878060179056676864 2017-06-22 21:20:34-04 Incredible @nprfreshair interview with @vermontgmg about his book on America's doomsday plans. I love this stuff. https://t.co/s5H5OX7EGr https://t.co/LogvI8LQFt 9982 878050925276913665 2017-06-22 20:43:48-04 @kateconger <3 9983 878045121476009985 2017-06-22 20:20:44-04 @lauraolin @darth @anamariecox SCULLY 9984 878043757995634688 2017-06-22 20:15:19-04 @kateconger not sure that's true 9985 878043313630314496 2017-06-22 20:13:33-04 @kateconger why would i do that 9986 878042413704519680 2017-06-22 20:09:59-04 @kateconger i love you kate 9987 878035174885347332 2017-06-22 19:41:13-04 @kateconger @mat @Mottel kate settle down 9988 878028794354954240 2017-06-22 19:15:52-04 @brhodes That elephant outfit is so good 9989 878028277197221888 2017-06-22 19:13:48-04 I need video of this stat https://t.co/uSAbQVfFBo 9990 878026077049806848 2017-06-22 19:05:04-04 @nicoleperlroth Indeed 9991 878018967176007680 2017-06-22 18:36:49-04 @nicoleperlroth 9992 878018224838848512 2017-06-22 18:33:52-04 @nicoleperlroth I love our beat 9993 878017257187758080 2017-06-22 18:30:01-04 It has been five months. https://t.co/TwQkj3Prez 9994 878013482440036352 2017-06-22 18:15:01-04 Seems like it's been a while since we had a 6pm earth-shattering news event. 9995 878013349367119873 2017-06-22 18:14:29-04 @pablohidalgo hope your day is going well 9996 878011366879109120 2017-06-22 18:06:37-04 @Bing_Chris true 9997 878009641032196096 2017-06-22 17:59:45-04 @AshCrossan i'm trying bff i'm trying 9998 878008709007331329 2017-06-22 17:56:03-04 @Hello_Tailor @selenalarson ty 9999 878008123528818688 2017-06-22 17:53:43-04 @Hello_Tailor @selenalarson i thought it was for my puns 10000 878007971740921857 2017-06-22 17:53:07-04 @WilliamTurton wilbur ross spoiling the surprise oh my god 10001 878007710763147264 2017-06-22 17:52:05-04 @Hello_Tailor @selenalarson gavia why are you dragging her fandom 10002 878007487730827267 2017-06-22 17:51:12-04 @samtayrey @petridishes her NAME is "late" 10003 878007436199641088 2017-06-22 17:51:00-04 @selenalarson @Hello_Tailor transformers movies made more than F&F movies and got v v bad reviews 10004 878007188589076481 2017-06-22 17:50:01-04 Damn it Dave https://t.co/oqyKmvNjMI 10005 878006996120649728 2017-06-22 17:49:15-04 @Hello_Tailor @selenalarson but they both made a lot of money which was my point! making a lot of money doesn't mean it's great 10006 878006585825443841 2017-06-22 17:47:37-04 @selenalarson @Hello_Tailor I'm not dragging! You said money equals quality and I'm saying that's not true. See also Transformers. 10007 878006400588304386 2017-06-22 17:46:53-04 @selenalarson @Hello_Tailor the fact that the twilight movies made hella money completely invalidates this argument 10008 878006198720753664 2017-06-22 17:46:04-04 @Hello_Tailor @selenalarson hmmmm 10009 878005930658590720 2017-06-22 17:45:01-04 @Hello_Tailor @selenalarson sealena of approval 10010 878005852309000193 2017-06-22 17:44:42-04 @selenalarson @Hello_Tailor i would go see them if i could mock them but i don't want to disrupt the experience for others 10011 878005738211115009 2017-06-22 17:44:15-04 @selenalarson @Hello_Tailor thanks 10012 878005618975571969 2017-06-22 17:43:46-04 @selenalarson @Hello_Tailor i refuse to watch any of these movies 10013 878005381024276480 2017-06-22 17:42:50-04 @Hello_Tailor lol jk 10014 878005125847146498 2017-06-22 17:41:49-04 @Hello_Tailor spoilers!!! 10015 878004959735894016 2017-06-22 17:41:09-04 @samtayrey @petridishes hi samantha 10016 878004167888977920 2017-06-22 17:38:00-04 Internet-connected cars: What could possibly go wrong? https://t.co/cDfvtuswQi 10017 878003876947013637 2017-06-22 17:36:51-04 @pablohidalgo Pablo!!! 10018 878003727428222976 2017-06-22 17:36:15-04 @petridishes hi late i'm eric 10019 878003578761170951 2017-06-22 17:35:40-04 @Bing_Chris True. Just seems weird that they only found three if he took as many as have been leaked to WL. 10020 878002343744126977 2017-06-22 17:30:45-04 @Bing_Chris Three documents. 10021 878001836191498240 2017-06-22 17:28:44-04 @jonfavs omg @darth this dog 10022 878000946831253505 2017-06-22 17:25:12-04 @joshcorman Click the link for McCaskill statement https://t.co/N0TmbvEuRC 10023 878000551996280833 2017-06-22 17:23:38-04 @joshcorman Can watch here https://t.co/dizFHVsS00 don't have timecode unfortunately 10024 878000142548205568 2017-06-22 17:22:01-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz Sbarro, wow 10025 877999671897206787 2017-06-22 17:20:08-04 @JamesArkin @MEPFuller i'm gonna need a chart to explain this one 10026 877998953140060160 2017-06-22 17:17:17-04 @joshcorman Did you see their opening statements at yesterday's HSGAC hearing? They are not happy. 10027 877998631550279680 2017-06-22 17:16:00-04 https://t.co/YEYXYEnCYI https://t.co/jKFelCDyZ7 10028 877994136946696192 2017-06-22 16:58:09-04 @anamariecox @darth EARS 10029 877993551711227904 2017-06-22 16:55:49-04 @joshgerstein what even is doubt, if you think about it 10030 877992113597796353 2017-06-22 16:50:06-04 Also I got whiplash from this exchange. https://t.co/W6Z7NHXRSO 10031 877991594049142784 2017-06-22 16:48:02-04 Look at this segue. https://t.co/vME0ujIgfI https://t.co/7VKpbYVBI8 10032 877983279311343616 2017-06-22 16:15:00-04 https://t.co/DYwqnVrib9 10033 877980833927249920 2017-06-22 16:05:17-04 @NatashaBertrand I've got one for "Dual Elliptic Curve" but I'm a gentleman so I'm restraining myself 10034 877980448890142720 2017-06-22 16:03:45-04 @NatashaBertrand there's gotta be a good "end-to-end" double entendre too 10035 877980130756395009 2017-06-22 16:02:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg phrasing 10036 877979805257310208 2017-06-22 16:01:12-04 @NatashaBertrand hey girl wanna trade pgp keys 10037 877979517347799040 2017-06-22 16:00:03-04 https://t.co/ZJgSY6tKw8 10038 877971585386373120 2017-06-22 15:28:32-04 All this says is that DHS didn't contact the DNC until months afterward. The DNC could have asked for DHS help at any time if it wanted to. 10039 877971308218380288 2017-06-22 15:27:26-04 For the record: This DNC statement is not a denial of Johnson's comment that they didn't want DHS help. https://t.co/55IBukzApM https://t.co/Vhw3Su5L9V 10040 877968186108522497 2017-06-22 15:15:02-04 Wow. Did not know this. https://t.co/yZLgHYv6sX 10041 877964420151992320 2017-06-22 15:00:04-04 seems legit https://t.co/MzFGLcfaKL 10042 877960631411933185 2017-06-22 14:45:00-04 ------> https://t.co/gqmfILLUIo 10043 877960261067563009 2017-06-22 14:43:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @nicolecieux go away all of you 10044 877958623967760384 2017-06-22 14:37:02-04 @AshCrossan preach 10045 877958618020052992 2017-06-22 14:37:00-04 https://t.co/KcQnCLtM5P https://t.co/rMuIabK7a1 10046 877958583975002112 2017-06-22 14:36:52-04 @lisabgeller dang 10047 877956951212044290 2017-06-22 14:30:23-04 @heathdwilliams did u save me any 10048 877956859168161793 2017-06-22 14:30:01-04 @robknake https://t.co/pmWLzY6UR5 https://t.co/eYfOKJBgWt 10049 877956412386623492 2017-06-22 14:28:15-04 @ASankin solid 10050 877956359878303744 2017-06-22 14:28:02-04 @Batmancanseeyou I trust LFL on this one 10051 877954844597919745 2017-06-22 14:22:01-04 Completely missed this but wow https://t.co/fAZ5VN1ig0 10052 877954808103219202 2017-06-22 14:21:52-04 @Batmancanseeyou it literally says "one source close to the fired directors" 10053 877953678963093504 2017-06-22 14:17:23-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @nicolecieux didn't realize websites had condos 10054 877953106591367168 2017-06-22 14:15:06-04 It sure sounds like Phil Lord and Chris Miller didn't know they were making a Star Wars movie, which is very weird. https://t.co/OYtAqnY81o https://t.co/5TJG2QboWh 10055 877952996813844481 2017-06-22 14:14:40-04 @SteveKopack Democrats, not intelligence agencies 10056 877951417192857600 2017-06-22 14:08:24-04 @admiraljello @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate I can't imagine having a feed where there aren't too many, lol 10057 877951133955743745 2017-06-22 14:07:16-04 @petridishes 10058 877950996147826689 2017-06-22 14:06:43-04 @admiraljello @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate like do you scroll up through the entire feed to read every tweet since the last time you were on twitter 10059 877950784566120448 2017-06-22 14:05:53-04 @admiraljello @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate jay do you read all your tweets 10060 877950437248258048 2017-06-22 14:04:30-04 @ashleyfeinberg oh my god remember cruz/fiorina 2016 10061 877950367836905472 2017-06-22 14:04:13-04 @TonyRomm Republicans flipped out when Obama wrote a freakin' letter to Wheeler 10062 877949419991089152 2017-06-22 14:00:27-04 @fordm my tweet speaks for itself 10063 877949315427311617 2017-06-22 14:00:02-04 Guess you could say we're all consumed by some tape news 10064 877947293420224512 2017-06-22 13:52:00-04 This is their *defense* of the tweet. https://t.co/T0G9tcQsIa 10065 877945973460410368 2017-06-22 13:46:46-04 @Olivianuzzi nothing matters, olivia 10066 877945535939956736 2017-06-22 13:45:01-04 For the record, I do have tapes of my conversation with James Comey. https://t.co/POkdE5H4x7 10067 877944320082546691 2017-06-22 13:40:11-04 @AliWatkins idk seems fake news 10068 877944170966507522 2017-06-22 13:39:36-04 @AliWatkins omg 10069 877943255593299972 2017-06-22 13:35:58-04 I would be curious to know whether @RepAdamSchiff wants Conaway to subpoena at this point. Not doing so = trusting Trump's word. 10070 877942997140164608 2017-06-22 13:34:56-04 The thing about this is that there's no reason to assume Trump is telling the truth, so Conaway still faces decision of whether to subpoena https://t.co/EzTd36gOOz 10071 877941995129286656 2017-06-22 13:30:57-04 @ddiamond How does that claim compare to studies about the benefits of Medicaid coverage? 10072 877941042045005824 2017-06-22 13:27:10-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg i'm retweeting this and saying you meant it 10073 877939646914678784 2017-06-22 13:21:37-04 NYT reports on latest example of hackers using NSA exploits to sneak past security software & steal user credentials https://t.co/9FT5cSojp0 https://t.co/jOhGE3prGg 10074 877938684435193858 2017-06-22 13:17:48-04 @ColinKahl that'll go well 10075 877937300604366850 2017-06-22 13:12:18-04 @robaeprice nope, the tweet I retweeted says nothing about the truth of his tapes tweet 10076 877936891512803330 2017-06-22 13:10:40-04 @emptywheel true 10077 877936568723529728 2017-06-22 13:09:23-04 @emptywheel don't even need the last part 10078 877933990099001344 2017-06-22 12:59:09-04 Trump says he never taped Comey conversations https://t.co/CqTnwlmpqY 10079 877929473315930114 2017-06-22 12:41:12-04 "Trump raised the possibility of tapes in a strategic fashion to ensure that Comey told the truth, said the person..." LOL! 10080 877928537432313856 2017-06-22 12:37:29-04 Lordy! https://t.co/6mG56NfT4E 10081 877927545500569600 2017-06-22 12:33:32-04 @briantruitt the flash will never be good as long as it's not grant gustin don't @ me 10082 877926661349560321 2017-06-22 12:30:01-04 “We don’t have the luxury that the Germans have of an ocean between us. And we don’t have a Plan B.” Canada v Trump: https://t.co/8IQd2ZkOy4 10083 877924714999664641 2017-06-22 12:22:17-04 @WilliamTurton this is so good 10084 877924367740551168 2017-06-22 12:20:54-04 @Jason_Healey @ngleicher @HooverInst @Stanford @AmyZegart @HerbLinCyber Congrats! 10085 877922884336795650 2017-06-22 12:15:01-04 The Orb continues its preparations https://t.co/pR376tbj59 10086 877922723220946944 2017-06-22 12:14:22-04 @DavidMDrucker @tomlobianco "living on a prayer" is the Dem talking point on the GOP healthcare bill 10087 877921551181520896 2017-06-22 12:09:43-04 @NatashaBertrand Not sure I trust this anonymous source 10088 877920009053388800 2017-06-22 12:03:35-04 @xBora this data is stored in multiple places so if they restored the accurate info that would count as "fixed" to me 10089 877919789385166848 2017-06-22 12:02:43-04 Trump has a 90-day grid review in his cyber EO: https://t.co/QgDd6rKIze https://t.co/Nb3Sm6E5zd 10090 877919568546738176 2017-06-22 12:01:50-04 Senate Democrats remind Trump that they asked for a review of power grid cyber vulnerabilities. https://t.co/o8FyrXnmZH https://t.co/rYNDSX1EuI 10091 877917848949018625 2017-06-22 11:55:00-04 @Bing_Chris same — why would Trump team do this given how robust the RNC's data work was? 10092 877917168096223233 2017-06-22 11:52:18-04 @justinhendrix records stolen not new 10093 877916939426951168 2017-06-22 11:51:23-04 Also not sure why Time is treating the Illinois SSN thing like an exclusive. Illinois said this in September: https://t.co/HOGtLE0OAG https://t.co/Pbl73lUG1G 10094 877916282049380352 2017-06-22 11:48:47-04 Not sure what to make of this line about voter data possibly going to the Trump campaign. Also not sure how seriously Congress is taking it. https://t.co/IwQZyZTg4A 10095 877915333566144513 2017-06-22 11:45:01-04 Time says hackers successfully changed voter registration data in one county database in 2016, but it was fixed. https://t.co/cOzcx2RJUP https://t.co/BcY9UuUwAw 10096 877911714724945920 2017-06-22 11:30:38-04 Senate Homeland Security Cmte leaders not happy that HHS is setting up its own cyber center. They want answers. https://t.co/HHori1K3Wj https://t.co/sDzzP6eb35 10097 877910040048394240 2017-06-22 11:23:58-04 @ryanbeckwith not bad 10098 877909475902066688 2017-06-22 11:21:44-04 @MommaJallow you're thinking of the FBI call, not DHS (not that the helpdesk person's response was reasonable) 10099 877907784905310208 2017-06-22 11:15:01-04 NARRATOR VOICE: "It me." https://t.co/jF3aKOdbg9 10100 877904031133216769 2017-06-22 11:00:06-04 .@zengerle paints quite a picture of the North Carolina GOP in this story. https://t.co/B3aRFrdoyl https://t.co/KERg9UctVg 10101 877900236492070915 2017-06-22 10:45:01-04 Good question about why they didn't initially; no point in doing it now as it's been wiped. Again, though, why does this prove "scam"? https://t.co/sadwATvow6 10102 877896467226251265 2017-06-22 10:30:02-04 There's a really valuable question in this tweet but I'm not sure why that question proves the whole thing is a hoax. https://t.co/IQz7mWMnv7 10103 877891294583848961 2017-06-22 10:09:29-04 @pwnallthethings They were the minority 10104 877888926538584065 2017-06-22 10:00:05-04 .@Cory_Bennett & I talked to Trump cyber coordinator @RGB_Lights about EO, encryption, Russia, and more. Pt 1 here: https://t.co/rMT13YUws2 10105 877881968658141185 2017-06-22 09:32:26-04 "Why didn't they stop them?" is also funny given that Trump's future national security adviser secretly tried to undermine what Obama did. 10106 877881093009133568 2017-06-22 09:28:57-04 Also, Johnson said yday that the Obama admin was worried that publicly warning about Russia would validate Trump's "rigged" election claim. 10107 877879189239611392 2017-06-22 09:21:23-04 The person with the most info about the Russia investigation is the person Trump fired for (in his own words) conducting the investigation. 10108 877873496050749440 2017-06-22 08:58:46-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams Is this a Stargate reference 10109 877873293017178113 2017-06-22 08:57:57-04 @Wanderlustin Ye 10110 877873257898065920 2017-06-22 08:57:49-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin Correct 10111 877873095322873856 2017-06-22 08:57:10-04 @Wanderlustin Yes it is Saf 10112 877872276343066625 2017-06-22 08:53:55-04 @JaredRizzi @GlennThrush Plus deoperationalizing the NSC 10113 877870032646135808 2017-06-22 08:45:00-04 The Orb is recruiting its followers https://t.co/Yh2wiJyUF5 10114 877862484551634948 2017-06-22 08:15:00-04 "Some in the crowd began to chant, 'Lock her up!' 'Who cares?' Trump responded to the chant." https://t.co/m1yzWwMRgv 10115 877725667663593472 2017-06-21 23:11:21-04 @Blankitout @admiraljello @PerchingPirtle always thought the celtics were a hockey team 10116 877725485970673664 2017-06-21 23:10:37-04 @Blankitout @PerchingPirtle now it feels like the youtube chat 10117 877725382283218944 2017-06-21 23:10:13-04 @admiraljello @Blankitout @PerchingPirtle settle down 10118 877724491098578944 2017-06-21 23:06:40-04 @PerchingPirtle HAYDEN is the great uniter 10119 877723830122184704 2017-06-21 23:04:03-04 @PerchingPirtle @Blankitout HAYDEN 10120 877723723066875908 2017-06-21 23:03:37-04 @PerchingPirtle @Blankitout RUDE 10121 877723020583817217 2017-06-21 23:00:50-04 @Blankitout @PerchingPirtle can birds dunk a ball? 10122 877721554595065860 2017-06-21 22:55:00-04 Wonder why. https://t.co/clbz41hkAC 10123 877720232428785667 2017-06-21 22:49:45-04 @BlakeSobczak @JennaMC_Laugh <3 10124 877720079928086528 2017-06-21 22:49:08-04 @BlakeSobczak @JennaMC_Laugh settle down 10125 877718845602930689 2017-06-21 22:44:14-04 @BlairBraverman @RitaElDaghl @darth there is a dog sticking out the back of that dog 10126 877718783749750784 2017-06-21 22:43:59-04 @JennaMC_Laugh it's cute 10127 877718653843591169 2017-06-21 22:43:28-04 @BlairBraverman @RitaElDaghl @darth dogs are extremely good 10128 877718089231618049 2017-06-21 22:41:14-04 @BlakeSobczak @JennaMC_Laugh i wonder if rumors about porter goss are called goss goss 10129 877717996252221440 2017-06-21 22:40:52-04 @dnvolz @maggieNYT research for her job probably 10130 877717026235658240 2017-06-21 22:37:00-04 Too real https://t.co/jfsqD0qljz 10131 877716546176430082 2017-06-21 22:35:06-04 @heathdwilliams good LORD 10132 877716483350028288 2017-06-21 22:34:51-04 @JennaMC_Laugh you should get some sleep also what other kinds of creatures have you seen 10133 877716177543352323 2017-06-21 22:33:38-04 @JennaMC_Laugh you already said a maze full of creatures HEYO 10134 877715576059084801 2017-06-21 22:31:15-04 @BlairBraverman @RitaElDaghl @darth is this a selfie it looks like a selfie 10135 877715481762734081 2017-06-21 22:30:52-04 @michaelcrowley @LorenRaeDeJ what about honest loyalty 10136 877714234993516545 2017-06-21 22:25:55-04 @JennaMC_Laugh is it a real island 10137 877713061905354753 2017-06-21 22:21:15-04 Make America Already Have Been Great For Two Decades Now https://t.co/yMVtXWWECD 10138 877710970046558208 2017-06-21 22:12:56-04 @JennaMC_Laugh where are you also nice toad 10139 877709593454968832 2017-06-21 22:07:28-04 oh my god https://t.co/XUDojjnUcN 10140 877708751289167873 2017-06-21 22:04:08-04 @bensmp @normative it checks out 10141 877707825996288005 2017-06-21 22:00:27-04 @bakedinapie drag him 10142 877707518578917378 2017-06-21 21:59:14-04 @nycsouthpaw oh wait 10143 877707503236239360 2017-06-21 21:59:10-04 @nycsouthpaw what are you some kind of lawyer 10144 877704150460514304 2017-06-21 21:45:51-04 @savkthom https://t.co/Ut5kuZ0lZ4 10145 877703868431294465 2017-06-21 21:44:43-04 @savkthom get it 10146 877703835422216196 2017-06-21 21:44:35-04 @savkthom whoever it was is the GOAT 10147 877703004006170625 2017-06-21 21:41:17-04 @erikmal @pbump sorry sorry i'm supposed to use their full name, the wizardbockers 10148 877702744697704448 2017-06-21 21:40:15-04 @erikmal @pbump thought your book was about the wizards 10149 877702549243035649 2017-06-21 21:39:29-04 @pbump are you not counting the Warriors? 10150 877702503793610752 2017-06-21 21:39:18-04 @sophiekleeman glad u like the ad i posed for 10151 877692458704007168 2017-06-21 20:59:23-04 @eleventhirtyate are you really doing this is this really happening 10152 877690098762080257 2017-06-21 20:50:00-04 NARRATOR VOICE: "It was non-binding." https://t.co/ZlQarPKaun 10153 877687580862681088 2017-06-21 20:40:00-04 I assume he's talking about the Second Amendment people https://t.co/mWn8AFEswB 10154 877686734963781632 2017-06-21 20:36:38-04 @ashleyfeinberg I just laughed so hard I started coughing 10155 877686470164787200 2017-06-21 20:35:35-04 @nycsouthpaw honestly what took you so long 10156 877685892386873348 2017-06-21 20:33:18-04 @ditzkoff or a service secretaries-as-a-service 10157 877685836443258880 2017-06-21 20:33:04-04 @nycsouthpaw yeah I know it's just...the rhyme, paw. it's not a good rhyme. do dogs know how to do rhymes 10158 877685319021338624 2017-06-21 20:31:01-04 @maggieNYT ...... 10159 877685221046538241 2017-06-21 20:30:37-04 @nycsouthpaw hmm 10160 877685009154441216 2017-06-21 20:29:47-04 @nycsouthpaw it's a sheriff's star don't @ me 10161 877684945896038400 2017-06-21 20:29:32-04 @nycsouthpaw Menorahbles 10162 877684718787055616 2017-06-21 20:28:38-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate @LaneWinree settle down 10163 877684427652026369 2017-06-21 20:27:28-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @LaneWinree i call for a vote of no confidence 10164 877683469035462656 2017-06-21 20:23:40-04 @eleventhirtyate oh gfy 10165 877683270728765445 2017-06-21 20:22:52-04 @eleventhirtyate do you want to just write a fanfic 10166 877683171025965061 2017-06-21 20:22:29-04 @eleventhirtyate i didn't put much thought into this 10167 877682790699069440 2017-06-21 20:20:58-04 @eleventhirtyate I liked it when he said "Lawrence Kasdan, if you're listening, I hope you find those missing scripts..." 10168 877682615112925184 2017-06-21 20:20:16-04 A common theme in @AriBerman's Kris Kobach profile is Kobach saying things that turn out to be false. https://t.co/qVQprr4a9z https://t.co/0spufZQEPD 10169 877680895242772480 2017-06-21 20:13:26-04 @eleventhirtyate no one could have predicted that WCWs in Wisconsin would react that strongly to the Rogue One trailer 10170 877680435219836928 2017-06-21 20:11:36-04 @eleventhirtyate settle down 10171 877679157655851009 2017-06-21 20:06:32-04 @TheGregoryE Thanks for your input 10172 877679014240038914 2017-06-21 20:05:58-04 @JustinRYoung Have me on a podcast so we can actually discuss this 10173 877676885643333632 2017-06-21 19:57:30-04 @theCarrieNugent 10174 877676288508604417 2017-06-21 19:55:08-04 @LillianSkye_ @TheEricGoldman LOL 10175 877675619827449857 2017-06-21 19:52:28-04 Exactly! https://t.co/QGWLmM9kt1 10176 877674988748320768 2017-06-21 19:49:58-04 In Kathleen Kennedy I trust, tbh. 10177 877674893214613504 2017-06-21 19:49:35-04 @Hello_Tailor yep!! 10178 877673740997349376 2017-06-21 19:45:00-04 No. #savedyouaclick https://t.co/eZi0jp9B3m 10179 877671463477800960 2017-06-21 19:35:57-04 @michejaw indeed 10180 877671011088465920 2017-06-21 19:34:10-04 @michejaw how did I know you would respond to this tweet :) 10181 877669967700807680 2017-06-21 19:30:01-04 I'm so here for Jon Snow uniting all the families against the White Walkers if that's what's happening https://t.co/hL6dwnpNZY 10182 877662418784137216 2017-06-21 19:00:01-04 House Homeland Security Cmte Dems urge DHS Secretary Kelly to stand firm on elections-as-CI designation: https://t.co/2uUoCi3XvU https://t.co/acy8ga6SLi 10183 877653272227532801 2017-06-21 18:23:40-04 @nycsouthpaw Yeah, sort of weird to say "You should stop complaining about Trump" and base it on "The people have spoken" -- they're not done speaking! 10184 877652199844831232 2017-06-21 18:19:25-04 @heathdwilliams AHHHHHHHH 10185 877650468020903936 2017-06-21 18:12:32-04 @brian_nov RIP 10186 877648807630184449 2017-06-21 18:05:56-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin You're doing the Lord's work 10187 877647316156465152 2017-06-21 18:00:00-04 This thread is well worth a read. https://t.co/k04bEDjtEO 10188 877646543951495169 2017-06-21 17:56:56-04 @Wanderlustin @NoTheOtherLeft lol 10189 877643544370053120 2017-06-21 17:45:01-04 The chairman of the Senate Homeland Security Committee reads Morning Cybersecurity. Do you? https://t.co/fBzbsCE1vE https://t.co/f6oHuwVExB 10190 877643414468272130 2017-06-21 17:44:30-04 @oscarewilde @darth @dog_rates Jfc 10191 877643057658699777 2017-06-21 17:43:05-04 @JennaMC_Laugh https://t.co/nigXOKdjwg 10192 877642999118807040 2017-06-21 17:42:51-04 @pbump omfg philip cc: @darth 10193 877642087025434624 2017-06-21 17:39:14-04 @pilgrimdear @darth WHO IS THIS LITTLE ONE 10194 877635995323293697 2017-06-21 17:15:01-04 You can watch my earlier @CBSNLive segment about Jeh Johnson's testimony if you're into that kind of thing: https://t.co/G5xGKtPVsB 10195 877632927487545344 2017-06-21 17:02:50-04 @monicariese @dog_rates WABS 10196 877632229584674816 2017-06-21 17:00:03-04 "Robed Mark Warner Infiltrates Secret Torchlit AHCA Ceremony Deep In Woods Behind Capitol" https://t.co/dVY7gRIOqV https://t.co/V1fIrhZQUV 10197 877624669213409280 2017-06-21 16:30:01-04 "Trump Accidentally Records Over Comey Meeting Tape With Idea For Candy Hotel" https://t.co/KKo9K9CA9i 10198 877621733175459840 2017-06-21 16:18:21-04 @kathrynw5 @JaredRizzi sure is 10199 877620894411014144 2017-06-21 16:15:01-04 Election security expert @jhalderm: U.S. voting system "headed for a crisis." My story: https://t.co/cXCADAi0Lx 10200 877618880650280960 2017-06-21 16:07:01-04 Any relation? https://t.co/VNwnJnyItb 10201 877617253679718400 2017-06-21 16:00:33-04 @BlairBraverman @darth you're going to regret this 10202 877617165519728640 2017-06-21 16:00:12-04 @ryanbeckwith alright get out 10203 877617127838056449 2017-06-21 16:00:03-04 https://t.co/7ttFH9D35y https://t.co/xosaG4NhYt 10204 877617114978406400 2017-06-21 16:00:00-04 @kathrynw5 @JaredRizzi uhhhhh 10205 877615875502686208 2017-06-21 15:55:04-04 @BlairBraverman @darth you realize your criminality is setting a bad example 10206 877614906337579008 2017-06-21 15:51:13-04 @JaredRizzi @davidshepardson yes. did i stutter 10207 877614738263252993 2017-06-21 15:50:33-04 @JaredRizzi @davidshepardson as with most threads involving you, this got gross 10208 877614514979700736 2017-06-21 15:49:40-04 @davidshepardson @JaredRizzi ITS NOT EVEN STEAK 10209 877614128134668288 2017-06-21 15:48:08-04 @JaredRizzi that's why I'm a reporter 10210 877613946617741312 2017-06-21 15:47:24-04 @JaredRizzi that's a hot dog 10211 877613575421952001 2017-06-21 15:45:56-04 Not just energy company CEOs. There was also a cybersecurity firm CEO in attendance. 10212 877613346396286976 2017-06-21 15:45:01-04 Here's my writeup on Trump's power grid cybersecurity meeting this morning, including names of CEOs in attendance: https://t.co/GKRRLqkKJo 10213 877612489139036160 2017-06-21 15:41:37-04 @darth @internetofshit omFG 10214 877611786798628864 2017-06-21 15:38:49-04 JFC https://t.co/pv5gfT6jRB 10215 877611353665622018 2017-06-21 15:37:06-04 Yikes, what is going on here https://t.co/Y3q42rqx8l 10216 877609981402640386 2017-06-21 15:31:39-04 @BlairBraverman @darth they're gonna lock you up 10217 877607543710920704 2017-06-21 15:21:58-04 @BlairBraverman @darth wow this photo is offensive and it has been reported to twitter as such 10218 877607490212347904 2017-06-21 15:21:45-04 @dnvolz @Bing_Chris this is why I never read Reuters, too much MSM fake news gotcha journalism 10219 877606675858939904 2017-06-21 15:18:31-04 @BlairBraverman @darth i'm seeing a lot that worries me here 10220 877605795663413248 2017-06-21 15:15:01-04 Le thread https://t.co/nkdEz1p2Rz 10221 877605198734209029 2017-06-21 15:12:39-04 @BlairBraverman @darth wow, a repeat offender, clearly you need to be put away for a long time 10222 877604586089041920 2017-06-21 15:10:13-04 @BlairBraverman @darth no one is above the law, blair 10223 877604140620304384 2017-06-21 15:08:26-04 @BlairBraverman @darth justice comes for everyone 10224 877603782779174912 2017-06-21 15:07:01-04 always tweet https://t.co/Zyp6IWNpL1 10225 877603652248027137 2017-06-21 15:06:30-04 @Bing_Chris @dnvolz election security experts 10226 877603311716900865 2017-06-21 15:05:09-04 @BlairBraverman @darth there is nowhere you can run 10227 877602805317611521 2017-06-21 15:03:08-04 @jonnysun @HarperCollins jomny hopefully they're not harp(er collins)ing on you for it 10228 877602362159808512 2017-06-21 15:01:22-04 @BlairBraverman @darth you are committing multiple federal crimes and you will not get away with it 10229 877602061768175616 2017-06-21 15:00:11-04 @dnvolz Alex is great 10230 877602017585143808 2017-06-21 15:00:00-04 Jeez, this is agonizing. https://t.co/w7QD1lNU7Q 10231 877601908709404672 2017-06-21 14:59:34-04 @BlairBraverman @darth get this out of my face at once 10232 877601644908654593 2017-06-21 14:58:31-04 @billkuchman @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate this is a person who has never seen the force awakens 10233 877601594371715075 2017-06-21 14:58:19-04 @heathdwilliams GOD JESUS 10234 877601422023446528 2017-06-21 14:57:38-04 @JoeUchill @HurdOnTheHill i think this means you can vote on bills 10235 877601339403976704 2017-06-21 14:57:19-04 @heathdwilliams pls take pic of his reaction 10236 877601309960003585 2017-06-21 14:57:11-04 @BlairBraverman @darth i'm gonna need this to cease immediately 10237 877599566891069440 2017-06-21 14:50:16-04 @eleventhirtyate @billkuchman wait literally what 10238 877598439361486848 2017-06-21 14:45:47-04 @BlairBraverman @darth wow nope delete this immediately 10239 877598249502343168 2017-06-21 14:45:02-04 Tag yourself I'm the bird https://t.co/72NGTTaQNg 10240 877597880764293120 2017-06-21 14:43:34-04 @BlairBraverman @darth by* 10241 877597809696006146 2017-06-21 14:43:17-04 @rcohen @TheOnion oh my god 10242 877597375799468032 2017-06-21 14:41:34-04 @BlairBraverman @darth you can make it up to me but tweeting another pic of them 10243 877597135742619649 2017-06-21 14:40:36-04 @BlairBraverman @darth jesus 10244 877596605079334912 2017-06-21 14:38:30-04 @MarisaKabas okay, appreciate your time! 10245 877596379362639872 2017-06-21 14:37:36-04 @MarisaKabas alright but hear me out yes? 10246 877596003951534081 2017-06-21 14:36:06-04 @MarisaKabas sorry, ken't do that 10247 877595086883770370 2017-06-21 14:32:28-04 @aedwardslevy GOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL 10248 877594890485583872 2017-06-21 14:31:41-04 @darth @oscarewilde @dog_rates this eye 10249 877594511811256320 2017-06-21 14:30:11-04 @heathdwilliams @dog_rates OMFG ELIOT 10250 877594476608344065 2017-06-21 14:30:02-04 .@jeremyherb really getting into it https://t.co/wMz7RD4iux 10251 877592880700936199 2017-06-21 14:23:42-04 @casspa @darth @dog_rates omg this PUP 10252 877587137994031104 2017-06-21 14:00:53-04 @wirecutter @darth OH MY GOD PRODUCT TESTING PUP 10253 877586988714610688 2017-06-21 14:00:17-04 @hudsowi RIP 10254 877586933765083137 2017-06-21 14:00:04-04 TIL! https://t.co/O8KNn70sUy 10255 877586400845090817 2017-06-21 13:57:57-04 @MarisaKabas :| 10256 877586353516552192 2017-06-21 13:57:46-04 @hudsowi it is not for us to question the orb 10257 877586274927988738 2017-06-21 13:57:27-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris @gregotto lol 10258 877583825022451714 2017-06-21 13:47:43-04 @Bing_Chris @gregotto @HowellONeill OWNED 10259 877583143959527424 2017-06-21 13:45:00-04 People are absolutely atrocious https://t.co/zVXIC0yKt7 10260 877583033573883904 2017-06-21 13:44:34-04 @hudsowi omfg 10261 877580963798290432 2017-06-21 13:36:21-04 @HowellONeill @YahooFinance omg this little guy 10262 877580335965282305 2017-06-21 13:33:51-04 @HowellONeill @YahooFinance d'oh sorry 10263 877579628751208448 2017-06-21 13:31:02-04 @eleventhirtyate had no idea Karen Traviss read your site 10264 877579556487671808 2017-06-21 13:30:45-04 @HowellONeill @YahooFinance this is from May 10265 877579378514771972 2017-06-21 13:30:03-04 Evergreen tweet https://t.co/OYlxVVQYla 10266 877574532696915968 2017-06-21 13:10:47-04 Guess that answers that question! https://t.co/YQIA89aUd7 10267 877573078019997696 2017-06-21 13:05:00-04 Trump met this morning with Bossert, Giuliani, Former NSA Director Keith Alexander, and energy execs to talk power grid cybersecurity. https://t.co/QZgLG8y9e3 10268 877571830277578752 2017-06-21 13:00:03-04 Thank god. https://t.co/Q9dQ9fj6W1 10269 877569284192579585 2017-06-21 12:49:56-04 @MarisaKabas i like you 10270 877569089753026560 2017-06-21 12:49:10-04 @MarisaKabas marisa 10271 877566895964246016 2017-06-21 12:40:27-04 @TrueBlue_2016 no question it's an important aspect 10272 877566341410021376 2017-06-21 12:38:14-04 @navybook @BryanDBender @TaraCopp The Pentagon definitely seems like it has its spending priorities straight https://t.co/b9TTCJ3I6W 10273 877565571444883456 2017-06-21 12:35:11-04 @heathdwilliams why do these brands do this to you??? 10274 877564131846402050 2017-06-21 12:29:28-04 @VileZero @PerchingPirtle @admiraljello JESUS 10275 877562063391817728 2017-06-21 12:21:14-04 @WilliamTurton drag him 10276 877562023764267008 2017-06-21 12:21:05-04 @ashleyfeinberg one of these things is not like the others 10277 877561553419153408 2017-06-21 12:19:13-04 @WilliamTurton preach 10278 877556908814630912 2017-06-21 12:00:45-04 This is, of course, not unique to elections. All kinds of industries dislike security transparency because it could scare off customers. 10279 877556538650570753 2017-06-21 11:59:17-04 At SSCI, Connie Lawson, incoming head of National Assn of Secretaries of State, sums up why officials don't like security transparency. https://t.co/iIImQBYvyq 10280 877553518151958528 2017-06-21 11:47:17-04 @JackDetsch @KatieBoWill hahahaha 10281 877553415035006979 2017-06-21 11:46:52-04 @KimZetter hello it me guccifer 2.0 10282 877552946631684096 2017-06-21 11:45:01-04 Schrödinger's categorical denial https://t.co/tkXs08PZNe 10283 877552813777223681 2017-06-21 11:44:29-04 @KatieBoWill @JackDetsch :( 10284 877552146736185344 2017-06-21 11:41:50-04 @JackDetsch you sound like @KatieBoWill! 10285 877551318906351618 2017-06-21 11:38:33-04 @PerchingPirtle @admiraljello WOW yes 10286 877551268214059012 2017-06-21 11:38:21-04 @MiekeEoyang ok 10287 877551189017206785 2017-06-21 11:38:02-04 @JackDetsch sort of interesting that we accept need for govt health inspections of restaurants but not govt cyber inspections of voting systems 10288 877550627328593920 2017-06-21 11:35:48-04 @MiekeEoyang ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ 10289 877550428199673856 2017-06-21 11:35:00-04 .@jhalderm co-wrote a Post op-ed laying out the case for these election security upgrades. https://t.co/ggHVkRuO79 https://t.co/dmDnmXd6zH 10290 877550365549494272 2017-06-21 11:34:45-04 @MiekeEoyang Was just a guess! Classification certainly makes things harder. If you can elaborate I'd love to hear what you mean. 10291 877549177999302656 2017-06-21 11:30:02-04 Election security experts send Congress a letter recommending three ways to protect the voting system. https://t.co/ro3alI7y4w https://t.co/UFVG7toWpp 10292 877548960554135552 2017-06-21 11:29:10-04 @MiekeEoyang Likely due to difficulty of sharing classified info. Part of why DHS did CI designation. 10293 877548827707936769 2017-06-21 11:28:39-04 @MiekeEoyang Got it. That wasn't in the tweet you were RTing so I didn't see the connection. 10294 877548611978096640 2017-06-21 11:27:47-04 State officials and UMich professor @jhalderm up now at SSCI. https://t.co/LJCK9VRsT6 10295 877547559753068544 2017-06-21 11:23:36-04 @MiekeEoyang In what world is notification a form of nationalization? 10296 877546730857934848 2017-06-21 11:20:19-04 As @Schmitt_ILaw bangs his head on his desk... https://t.co/2oL29ajanO 10297 877546364925874180 2017-06-21 11:18:52-04 @sheeraf Well...yes. It was already ordered by Obama. 10298 877543935446577157 2017-06-21 11:09:12-04 @Bing_Chris Yeah just not sure why Ukraine is surprising. Email is supposed to scare recipient and that would do it. 10299 877542845271474176 2017-06-21 11:04:52-04 Hmmmmmm https://t.co/e1S4FL8RpS 10300 877542815282155520 2017-06-21 11:04:45-04 @Bing_Chris oh okay the arrow was throwing me off 10301 877541316795785218 2017-06-21 10:58:48-04 @Bing_Chris what am I missing? Ukraine? 10302 877541214509293568 2017-06-21 10:58:24-04 MSNBC and CNN: Johnson discussing Russia hacking to elect Trump Fox: Harvard rescinds admissions for obscene FB posts https://t.co/EVPmo2EYyQ 10303 877539538251415552 2017-06-21 10:51:44-04 The shooter targeted members of Congress. That's the literal definition of terrorism. https://t.co/rvIQT9YdLt 10304 877538061005008896 2017-06-21 10:45:52-04 @darth @TweetDeck baby steps darth 10305 877537669752004608 2017-06-21 10:44:18-04 @darth @TweetDeck finally tbh darth 10306 877537573723398144 2017-06-21 10:43:56-04 @dnvolz my thoughts exactly 10307 877536321727852544 2017-06-21 10:38:57-04 Senate Homeland Security Committee currently holding a hearing on "harmonizing" cybersecurity regulations: https://t.co/dizFHVbh8s https://t.co/INfBRGS9iG 10308 877532908105469954 2017-06-21 10:25:23-04 Schiff asked Johnson why Comey didn't sign onto 10/7 statement. Johnson avoided discussing Comey's reported timing concern. https://t.co/Y0Yby0m2Uv 10309 877531688506667010 2017-06-21 10:20:32-04 Johnson at HPSCI laments that DHS/ODNI 10/7 statement "did not get the public attention that it should have" b/c of Access Hollywood tape. 10310 877530128766689280 2017-06-21 10:14:21-04 Weirdest Village People reunion ever https://t.co/CaPjqW0GjX 10311 877529763723739136 2017-06-21 10:12:54-04 @karoun Worst Village People reunion ever 10312 877529307895263232 2017-06-21 10:11:05-04 CI designation remains a major source of tension between DHS and states https://t.co/OYdZuSrNQK https://t.co/lUqfieFKRZ https://t.co/Fzn2wtjWOq 10313 877529050826371072 2017-06-21 10:10:04-04 @daveweigel Straightforward from here: 1. Elect Ossoff 2. All laws abolished 3. Emperor Bobcat 10314 877528448994082816 2017-06-21 10:07:40-04 Manfra said DHS can't identify targeted states b/c that would jeopardize confidentiality and make jurisdictions less likely to ask for help. 10315 877526523611185153 2017-06-21 10:00:01-04 Former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson is about to testify at HPSCI on 2016 election cyberattacks. Watch live: https://t.co/LtHPa9EHyP 10316 877526115547480064 2017-06-21 09:58:24-04 @KatieBoWill was waiting for this tweet; now it's a cyber hearing day 10317 877525143886737409 2017-06-21 09:54:32-04 @aedwardslevy MOE predictions, MOE problems 10318 877524979256102912 2017-06-21 09:53:53-04 @TheApexFan hahahahaha 10319 877524908816961537 2017-06-21 09:53:36-04 Yep. Significant problem for the Trump administration as time goes on: https://t.co/UydohEC3DW https://t.co/klUMEHVQWj 10320 877522747118600192 2017-06-21 09:45:01-04 Good time to re-up this @MEPFuller story on how Republicans want to give DoD tons more $$ without an audit: https://t.co/JoXuo6Th8l https://t.co/Dc1J1FgJtS 10321 877521337434198016 2017-06-21 09:39:25-04 @Sydfalcorules "unclear" does not mean he believes it happened 10322 877520303341150209 2017-06-21 09:35:18-04 @Sydfalcorules he does not think that, his opinion was misrepresented 10323 877519695758458880 2017-06-21 09:32:53-04 @Sydfalcorules he won't 10324 877518975499988996 2017-06-21 09:30:01-04 Senate Intelligence Committee election cybersecurity hearing starting soon. Watch live: https://t.co/xaz88ep2qU https://t.co/oqPtf0G0zZ 10325 877517092349759488 2017-06-21 09:22:32-04 @nycsouthpaw but also, yes, I'm sure if journalists say on CNN that his tweets are wrong he will fire Bannon and Sessions and start over 10326 877516849910624256 2017-06-21 09:21:35-04 @nycsouthpaw I'm not cutting him a break! 10327 877516594502651904 2017-06-21 09:20:34-04 @helfitzgerald @darth helena, thank u 10328 877515889322725377 2017-06-21 09:17:46-04 @nycsouthpaw I mean, has that ever stopped Trump from doing it differently? 10329 877515473927254016 2017-06-21 09:16:07-04 @nycsouthpaw Doesn't it come down to whether he meant Republican or Representative? 10330 877514828872658944 2017-06-21 09:13:33-04 @JaredRizzi never seen this show 10331 877514793825054720 2017-06-21 09:13:24-04 @selenalarson Team Zack 10332 877511440256704514 2017-06-21 09:00:05-04 @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate Very good 10333 877510738872602624 2017-06-21 08:57:18-04 @blakehounshell When has that stopped anything tbh 10334 877510650536370177 2017-06-21 08:56:57-04 @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria It's good 10335 877510559964549121 2017-06-21 08:56:35-04 @JaredRizzi Not me 10336 877510458797961216 2017-06-21 08:56:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria Bria when are you publishing the panel audio, I want website to just listen to it 10337 877510254606548994 2017-06-21 08:55:22-04 @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate He is 10338 877510077158240256 2017-06-21 08:54:40-04 @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria Pretty rude 10339 877509330437890049 2017-06-21 08:51:42-04 @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate It's the best theory 10340 877506512364732416 2017-06-21 08:40:30-04 @pbump @danbock10 Omfg 10341 877506155634995200 2017-06-21 08:39:05-04 @pbump @danbock10 Wow 10342 877505919755726848 2017-06-21 08:38:09-04 Maybe term or age limits aren't the worst idea https://t.co/xbCzg3a5yc 10343 877504634474115072 2017-06-21 08:33:02-04 @pbump Every morning I wake up hoping your tweets will be better today, and every morning I'm disappointed 10344 877499647983579137 2017-06-21 08:13:13-04 Exactly what I was thinking. https://t.co/DLGImwL68J 10345 877496517019521024 2017-06-21 08:00:47-04 @heathdwilliams idk heath, while you're bummed, summer happy about this 10346 877496055004372993 2017-06-21 07:58:57-04 IT'S CODE https://t.co/7gIT2yipZb 10347 877495645510258689 2017-06-21 07:57:19-04 @heathdwilliams https://t.co/5XyZGkinbU 10348 877365590163243008 2017-06-20 23:20:32-04 @manraysky @Gnarltree @pablohidalgo @agrange you can't spell "walter" without "water" the more you know 10349 877365437687885826 2017-06-20 23:19:55-04 @pablohidalgo @agrange you are so good 10350 877365253058818048 2017-06-20 23:19:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @ryorin @clubjade omfg 10351 877365153523798017 2017-06-20 23:18:47-04 @ryorin @clubjade @eleventhirtyate this is your only good tweet 10352 877365095650570240 2017-06-20 23:18:34-04 @ryorin @clubjade @eleventhirtyate CRYING 10353 877365030248951809 2017-06-20 23:18:18-04 @ryorin @eleventhirtyate @clubjade fiddleral 10354 877364897729966082 2017-06-20 23:17:46-04 @pbump i can't wait to scroll your menchies tmrw 10355 877364586755883010 2017-06-20 23:16:32-04 @pbump RIP your mentions 10356 877364485543133185 2017-06-20 23:16:08-04 @ryorin @clubjade @eleventhirtyate that's the one about the ship that sinks, right 10357 877364358980018176 2017-06-20 23:15:38-04 @ryorin @eleventhirtyate @clubjade RIP the fiddler, truly 10358 877363969329168385 2017-06-20 23:14:05-04 @eleventhirtyate @ryorin @clubjade go right to hell 10359 877363928518582272 2017-06-20 23:13:55-04 @ryorin @clubjade @eleventhirtyate ...n 10360 877363398836723712 2017-06-20 23:11:49-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade it's really unfair that this tweet was directed at me and not at someone else so i can't twss it 10361 877363278858539008 2017-06-20 23:11:20-04 @costareports She wouldn't even say his name in her speech tonight 10362 877363105470312448 2017-06-20 23:10:39-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade Like, a lot 10363 877362902327599106 2017-06-20 23:09:51-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @darth Smart 10364 877362707862884352 2017-06-20 23:09:04-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade It's fine, I've re-watched the GIFs of her in it 10365 877362522353012736 2017-06-20 23:08:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade Didn't see it 10366 877362288755388416 2017-06-20 23:07:24-04 @clubjade @eleventhirtyate I saw LOTR but it was bad 10367 877361639854624768 2017-06-20 23:04:50-04 @eleventhirtyate stop bragging about how sophisticated and cultured you are 10368 877360876176670720 2017-06-20 23:01:48-04 This is...weird. https://t.co/79U88ydisV 10369 877360369135747072 2017-06-20 22:59:47-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @darth Patrick is your better half 10370 877360214109859843 2017-06-20 22:59:10-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @darth Well we at least agree on that 10371 877360084300464128 2017-06-20 22:58:39-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson @darth WOW 10372 877359734105317380 2017-06-20 22:57:15-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @darth Photos pls 10373 877359408174571521 2017-06-20 22:55:58-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @darth Not seeing it 10374 877359326721167361 2017-06-20 22:55:38-04 @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle Then my work here is done 10375 877358962848485377 2017-06-20 22:54:11-04 @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle Remember the Doctor Who episode about the aliens in fat suits 10376 877358875468607489 2017-06-20 22:53:51-04 @PerchingPirtle @clubjade @Wanderlustin Go away Dunc 10377 877358766378950656 2017-06-20 22:53:25-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @darth Omg (a) this dog is so good (b) SELENA NEW AVI !! 10378 877358532386988032 2017-06-20 22:52:29-04 @PerchingPirtle @Wanderlustin I am Kathleen Kennedy, this is my alt account 10379 877358297573085186 2017-06-20 22:51:33-04 @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle I have done it, it is done 10380 877358092261900288 2017-06-20 22:50:44-04 @PerchingPirtle @Wanderlustin Too late, I have already taken Saf's advice and hired Whedon to complete the film 10381 877354785833238528 2017-06-20 22:37:36-04 @tarapalmeri your tweet speaks for itself 10382 877354604215840768 2017-06-20 22:36:52-04 @sppeoples @blakehounshell this is so good 10383 877354442542030848 2017-06-20 22:36:14-04 @JaredRizzi we're just lucky that we both have jobs i report important cybersecurity news and you...well... 10384 877354142062096384 2017-06-20 22:35:02-04 @AndrewCouts nighteric, cyber edition (tm) 10385 877353912872742912 2017-06-20 22:34:07-04 @JaredRizzi lol 10386 877353894896119808 2017-06-20 22:34:03-04 @pwnallthethings https://t.co/o57NuhwRzT 10387 877352914158735360 2017-06-20 22:30:09-04 @leahfinnegan @ashleyfeinberg i just cackled for a good 15 seconds 10388 877352880331685888 2017-06-20 22:30:01-04 Time for a Cyber After Dark tweet: Look at this photo. https://t.co/lmXBiKIcY8 https://t.co/KjNn7KV1jQ 10389 877352440152051712 2017-06-20 22:28:16-04 @ForzaEnjay ken, thank you 10390 877352183573889024 2017-06-20 22:27:15-04 @eleventhirtyate well, i am loathe to let jay have anything 10391 877351643179778048 2017-06-20 22:25:06-04 For real though this is a weird tweet given that the AP already called the race https://t.co/cG6H4JUCao 10392 877351457342840832 2017-06-20 22:24:22-04 https://t.co/zcNcHmrzqF 10393 877351295228751872 2017-06-20 22:23:43-04 @leahfinnegan OH MY GOD 10394 877350863572017153 2017-06-20 22:22:00-04 Guess you could say she Handel-ed it https://t.co/JJzmUBul0a 10395 877350163131518976 2017-06-20 22:19:13-04 @atsneed @pbump THATS WHAT THE PRESIDENT SAID lololololololololololololololololololololololololol 10396 877350107208929281 2017-06-20 22:19:00-04 @atsneed @pbump lol 10397 877350066905808896 2017-06-20 22:18:50-04 @plantblogger @eleventhirtyate the rian johnson sub-meme out of this has been my favorite part 10398 877349951784722432 2017-06-20 22:18:23-04 @atsneed @pbump please stop comeying me 10399 877349777985466368 2017-06-20 22:17:42-04 @atsneed @pbump not sure what happened there, but i'm gonna blame philip 10400 877349706493562881 2017-06-20 22:17:25-04 @atsneed @pbump really hoping* 10401 877349580312104960 2017-06-20 22:16:54-04 @atsneed @pbump thanks, really comey for a philip bump like on it 10402 877349101179781121 2017-06-20 22:15:00-04 I assume they are going to talk about my tweets https://t.co/QSfsT4CkEz 10403 877348858191380485 2017-06-20 22:14:02-04 @eleventhirtyate knowing you hate it only makes me want to do it more 10404 877348807473811456 2017-06-20 22:13:50-04 @pbump actually she has to be sworn in first, right now she's rep-elect 10405 877347648335904768 2017-06-20 22:09:14-04 @eleventhirtyate omfg you cretin 10406 877347358169845760 2017-06-20 22:08:05-04 @eleventhirtyate I will firmly commit, right here and right now, with every shred of credibility I have, that I will never retweet you ever again, ever 10407 877346620773457920 2017-06-20 22:05:09-04 @pwnallthethings you don't even go here!!!! 10408 877346552175632385 2017-06-20 22:04:53-04 @eleventhirtyate LOL 10409 877346364803477504 2017-06-20 22:04:08-04 @Wanderlustin there's an expanded version which is "...everyone has one and everyone thinks everyone else's stinks" 10410 877346277771673600 2017-06-20 22:03:47-04 @eleventhirtyate oh no i definitely still hate you 10411 877346243420225540 2017-06-20 22:03:39-04 Um, ctd. https://t.co/u4Wywd5cC7 10412 877345840561442816 2017-06-20 22:02:03-04 @Wanderlustin you've never heard this before? https://t.co/IocdijabPE 10413 877345615902126080 2017-06-20 22:01:09-04 Um. https://t.co/UrbCcUPQ1h https://t.co/c3FzOn0Ehd 10414 877345202633142272 2017-06-20 21:59:31-04 @Wanderlustin ah so you think they're like assholes 10415 877344841260310529 2017-06-20 21:58:05-04 @Wanderlustin saf what about mine 10416 877344555355570176 2017-06-20 21:56:56-04 @eleventhirtyate oh nvm i clicked through 10417 877344347322281984 2017-06-20 21:56:07-04 @eleventhirtyate i hate u 10418 877343960942956544 2017-06-20 21:54:35-04 @eleventhirtyate I don't get this joke 10419 877341702394195968 2017-06-20 21:45:36-04 @pbump actually you tweeted this at 3:27 and he tweeted his at 3:23 so it's not down to the minute 10420 877341550283444224 2017-06-20 21:45:00-04 cc: @GOP https://t.co/2yKf3vl2LU 10421 877340957380927488 2017-06-20 21:42:39-04 @ashleyfeinberg i've always said bump was trash 10422 877338678078709760 2017-06-20 21:33:35-04 @GermainLussier george lucas is directing the hans olo movie 10423 877337780745097216 2017-06-20 21:30:01-04 "C.B.O. Head, Who Prizes Nonpartisanship, Finds Work Under G.O.P. Attack" https://t.co/WNRpG3mAlA https://t.co/9WMOfBvOEv 10424 877335773657169920 2017-06-20 21:22:03-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov omg am i in love with an AI 10425 877335140896169984 2017-06-20 21:19:32-04 @timothypmurphy o m g 10426 877334844048629760 2017-06-20 21:18:21-04 @pbump wow 10427 877330991303413762 2017-06-20 21:03:03-04 @JaredRizzi They can ask for my Signal # if they want it 10428 877330232117678080 2017-06-20 21:00:02-04 President Trump will receive a cybersecurity briefing tomorrow morning. Asked the White House for details; nothing yet. https://t.co/CpFUKVi0qT 10429 877325484152897536 2017-06-20 20:41:09-04 To do an audit, DHS would've needed levels of technical & procedural access to voting system that many states simply wouldn't have granted. 10430 877323934500347904 2017-06-20 20:35:00-04 Remember that, contra most ppl's assumptions, DHS never did a voting security audit: https://t.co/UIvKlTTcdH Doubt states would have let it. 10431 877321465032392704 2017-06-20 20:25:11-04 Johnson says he continued mulling election CI designation, talked to states again, decided it was "something we needed to do." https://t.co/vn9zdzzPMV 10432 877320978405228545 2017-06-20 20:23:15-04 Johnson: "To my current knowledge, the Russian gov did not through any cyber intrusion alter ballots, ballot counts or reporting" of results 10433 877320748481757184 2017-06-20 20:22:20-04 Don't think this has been reported before: Johnson personally met with AP CEO to discuss the security of its reporting system. https://t.co/2pnpQI9oDa 10434 877320498325188608 2017-06-20 20:21:21-04 After "very troubling reports of scanning and probing" of voter registration databases, Johnson again urged states to accept DHS help. https://t.co/UurngSD551 10435 877320130358804480 2017-06-20 20:19:53-04 Johnson talks abt floating idea of making elections critical infrastructure, laments states' criticism based on "profound misunderstanding." https://t.co/pgyAQUjmtW 10436 877319719371522048 2017-06-20 20:18:15-04 Johnson says that after he learned about the DNC hack, he was told the DNC didn't think it needed DHS's help. https://t.co/0IvEUFQFsP 10437 877319610579668993 2017-06-20 20:17:49-04 Former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson's HPSCI testimony is up: https://t.co/hQAUpmFIei 10438 877316907518627840 2017-06-20 20:07:05-04 @dog_rates @ByaDuarte RAIN PUP 10439 877316360216379393 2017-06-20 20:04:54-04 @avgoins the rare Doctor Who guest actor who could tell it to Kanjiklub 10440 877316301844361216 2017-06-20 20:04:40-04 @avgoins Ahhhh! I knew I'd seen him somewhere! 10441 877315146393235457 2017-06-20 20:00:05-04 Career IC officials were worried Flynn was compromised, but Pompeo (who may not have known) never told Trump. https://t.co/eRWfeb7qPF https://t.co/MwSE3CDuiD 10442 877312397106712580 2017-06-20 19:49:09-04 @KateBennett_DC this guy should be a con artist i mean, or maybe he is 10443 877312160485040128 2017-06-20 19:48:13-04 @Wanderlustin @Blankitout yes 10444 877311986186555392 2017-06-20 19:47:31-04 @Blankitout who thought they wouldn't? 10445 877311551895678976 2017-06-20 19:45:48-04 @heathdwilliams @starwars lol 10446 877309776002199552 2017-06-20 19:38:44-04 Right. Like...WTF. https://t.co/ZrrikhXcjE 10447 877309108176777217 2017-06-20 19:36:05-04 This is what we call Very Troubling News 10448 877308529916469248 2017-06-20 19:33:47-04 Uhhhhh what is going on here with the Han Solo movie https://t.co/aPzHM7qC9g https://t.co/r3UMf9jLUT 10449 877307542782849028 2017-06-20 19:29:52-04 @KateBennett_DC please keep reporting this i need more 10450 877306012025446400 2017-06-20 19:23:47-04 @JaredRizzi *(so rude) 10451 877305993528586240 2017-06-20 19:23:43-04 @JaredRizzi why are you sous vide to me 10452 877305534713671680 2017-06-20 19:21:53-04 @JaredRizzi i couldn't curd less 10453 877305282283622400 2017-06-20 19:20:53-04 @JaredRizzi is this food 10454 877305047280963584 2017-06-20 19:19:57-04 @__bork @darth LEXXI YOU CUTE ONE 10455 877299981396389888 2017-06-20 18:59:49-04 @amir_anasr that is my go-to 10456 877299947389026308 2017-06-20 18:59:41-04 @inviolablevoice @darth same cats same 10457 877298648656338944 2017-06-20 18:54:31-04 And doesn't try to hide it, either https://t.co/Yq7vQAB8Pg 10458 877290891857231873 2017-06-20 18:23:42-04 @sophiekleeman Major congrats 10459 877290347721830401 2017-06-20 18:21:32-04 @mollyesque @JaredRizzi Always nice to know we have fans 10460 877290149838819330 2017-06-20 18:20:45-04 This video is...wow. https://t.co/2Klo7SdUzn 10461 877286479210434560 2017-06-20 18:06:10-04 Top officials from DOJ, FBI, ODNI, and NSA, plus @adam_i_klein @LizaGoitein and others https://t.co/C31OzgU9RA 10462 877283150333968385 2017-06-20 17:52:56-04 @Bing_Chris @adschina thx, i am one of the most cyber, some say 10463 877283019802935296 2017-06-20 17:52:25-04 @gregotto @dnvolz omfg 10464 877279737961480193 2017-06-20 17:39:23-04 @amir_anasr I want to be very clear: this is absolutely how I would respond if that were a photo of me 10465 877278213927559168 2017-06-20 17:33:19-04 @IsaacDovere cool it with this. the superelectors don't vote until the convention 10466 877277375549116416 2017-06-20 17:30:00-04 @libbycwatson she looks absolutely thrilled 10467 877277128387170308 2017-06-20 17:29:01-04 @fmanjoo @pbump thank u 10468 877276967204265985 2017-06-20 17:28:22-04 @pbump @fmanjoo farhad don't listen to him do what you want 10469 877276192839278593 2017-06-20 17:25:18-04 @pbump jesus christ 10470 877275964664946688 2017-06-20 17:24:23-04 @pbump how are you so bad so quickly 10471 877275725543292928 2017-06-20 17:23:26-04 What is going on here https://t.co/YPuk9HZEhm 10472 877270244821172224 2017-06-20 17:01:39-04 @ChuckWendig chuck, obviously when i said "go away" i meant "from your home to washington dc, so we can have brunch" 10473 877268284420354048 2017-06-20 16:53:52-04 @ChuckWendig go away 10474 877267704830459904 2017-06-20 16:51:34-04 @SarahNEmerson @darth i love this creature 10475 877262392299851777 2017-06-20 16:30:27-04 @heathdwilliams wait why is it standing on its side 10476 877259762626416642 2017-06-20 16:20:00-04 @ChuckWendig so false, chork 10477 877258525860352000 2017-06-20 16:15:05-04 @ChuckWendig you're going to scare off my friends, chuck we can have brunch, don't worry, it's okay, we will discuss all manner of things, like puns 10478 877255714707787778 2017-06-20 16:03:55-04 @nycsouthpaw omg 10479 877254014177562624 2017-06-20 15:57:10-04 @ditzkoff straightforward from here 10480 877253513885224960 2017-06-20 15:55:10-04 Oh okay cool https://t.co/fX8EMcAt2d 10481 877252161947742208 2017-06-20 15:49:48-04 @RachAClark It Happened To Me: I Personally Defrauded Jeff Bezos For Six Years 10482 877251905088622594 2017-06-20 15:48:47-04 @TonyRomm ew 10483 877251795030093826 2017-06-20 15:48:21-04 @ChuckWendig @RachAClark chuck i'm trying to have a normal conversation do you have to do this to all my tweets 10484 877250532838191104 2017-06-20 15:43:20-04 @RachAClark love my prime membership so much 10485 877247179995267076 2017-06-20 15:30:00-04 McCain says hasn't read the healthcare bill: "I’m sure the Russians have been able to hack in and gotten most of it" https://t.co/zUu5gDJbzw 10486 877239639710375936 2017-06-20 15:00:03-04 Oh meanwhile I guess this happened at the briefing https://t.co/DMhh6Lgzst 10487 877239026192875520 2017-06-20 14:57:36-04 @kelseylh kelsey you don't even go here anymore 10488 877237761153146881 2017-06-20 14:52:35-04 @alibreland @ashleyrgold @amir_anasr @dmccabe i am a living caffeine molecule so i don't need any extra 10489 877237613433942017 2017-06-20 14:51:59-04 @WilliamTurton the master at work 10490 877237399025319936 2017-06-20 14:51:08-04 @amir_anasr @ashleyrgold @dmccabe @alibreland wow just brutal ownage on ashley in this thread 10491 877236963987906560 2017-06-20 14:49:25-04 @dmccabe @ashleyrgold @alibreland the residue 10492 877236683149889537 2017-06-20 14:48:18-04 @ashleyrgold @alibreland @dmccabe ashley i'm gonna cover your desk with empty hot chocolate cups i find in the dumpster outside a starbucks 10493 877236389192093700 2017-06-20 14:47:08-04 @alibreland @ashleyrgold @dmccabe correct 10494 877235628903202818 2017-06-20 14:44:06-04 @ashleyfeinberg @china omfg 10495 877235569243430914 2017-06-20 14:43:52-04 @stevekovach @WilliamTurton @realDonaldTrump hey guys since we're all verified we're probably gonna be the top reply thread so i just wanna say please subscribe to politico pro 10496 877235238241529856 2017-06-20 14:42:33-04 omg https://t.co/o6H0Ofy32b 10497 877234345743974400 2017-06-20 14:39:00-04 Okay, so...what does this mean? https://t.co/bDWDbVQp7t 10498 877232997682081797 2017-06-20 14:33:39-04 @brianbeutler https://t.co/4LTArIFwOY 10499 877229682957135872 2017-06-20 14:20:29-04 @JaredRizzi Valid 10500 877226737293307904 2017-06-20 14:08:46-04 @JaredRizzi For real though I just left sorry maybe next time I know you're disappointed 10501 877226177374695424 2017-06-20 14:06:33-04 @JaredRizzi Yeah come outside and shout my name 10502 877225644219932672 2017-06-20 14:04:26-04 Atypical meeting location today. https://t.co/RYHhpIDkI0 10503 877198699579015168 2017-06-20 12:17:22-04 @Duvisited Lol 10504 877198611267899394 2017-06-20 12:17:01-04 @pbump @varshaoforange @darth I knew it 10505 877197172005113856 2017-06-20 12:11:17-04 There is a lone duck hanging out in Farragut Square. https://t.co/dhNLTMGaFF 10506 877196087483871232 2017-06-20 12:06:59-04 @varshaoforange @pbump @darth Is this all part of a scheme to convince me to delete my own account 10507 877195423609389056 2017-06-20 12:04:21-04 @pbump @darth I brought it home 10508 877194922377523200 2017-06-20 12:02:21-04 @pbump @darth Why can't you get a normal hobby like watching YouTube videos of cat spelling bees 10509 877186783607476224 2017-06-20 11:30:01-04 What Fox News doesn't realize is ppl were laughing bc Akamai's DDoS prevention wouldn't have stopped the DNC hackers https://t.co/2jzQJQDP5B https://t.co/XEzVAFhzc8 10510 877186718784421888 2017-06-20 11:29:45-04 @jeneps @JenniferJJacobs ah ok 10511 877186404635348994 2017-06-20 11:28:30-04 @JenniferJJacobs @jeneps Are Pence and McMaster sitting on folding chairs? Thought there used to be a couch there. 10512 877184199635206144 2017-06-20 11:19:45-04 Also these, re: WannaCry https://t.co/uztbcdC3gj 10513 877183857451307008 2017-06-20 11:18:23-04 Browsing through Rob's Twitter likes and oh hey look https://t.co/zLdaQidSr2 10514 877181383306883072 2017-06-20 11:08:33-04 @Hadas_Gold @IsaacDovere it works, you just gotta stop your neurons from firing when you process it 10515 877180213708419072 2017-06-20 11:03:54-04 @kb565 subject to* 10516 877180077070585856 2017-06-20 11:03:22-04 @kb565 OFAC, not FinCEN, and no, everything is subject ot Mnuchin's approval. 10517 877179241141547008 2017-06-20 11:00:02-04 Treasury expands Russian sanctions to more Ukrainian separatists, govt officials, and Transneft subsidiaries: https://t.co/ysTlf4tsqp 10518 877166172608884736 2017-06-20 10:08:07-04 @nycsouthpaw target lock-blocked 10519 877164134424432640 2017-06-20 10:00:01-04 https://t.co/H4uTAU6lvX https://t.co/esuFvC4DZn 10520 877162041793953792 2017-06-20 09:51:42-04 @LadaneNasseri @darth @business LINLO 10521 877160361757159424 2017-06-20 09:45:01-04 https://t.co/ExJ6yKScRK 10522 877159315815227392 2017-06-20 09:40:52-04 @alexburnsNYT i cry less when i think of it as "back to basics" 10523 877158770585088000 2017-06-20 09:38:42-04 @alexburnsNYT hey, at least your trains don't catch fire very often 10524 877158656151875584 2017-06-20 09:38:15-04 ... https://t.co/BB7edsYC4H 10525 877156590796886016 2017-06-20 09:30:02-04 .@MarkWarner wants info from DHS Secretary Kelly on state election hacking efforts and the CI designation. https://t.co/3kYRfRnDhR https://t.co/uWFyKowvs9 10526 877155815458787328 2017-06-20 09:26:57-04 @pbump go on 10527 877155738740817921 2017-06-20 09:26:39-04 @MattNegrin @amir_anasr omfg 10528 877153642385727488 2017-06-20 09:18:19-04 @PerchingPirtle this floof 10529 877152810281967617 2017-06-20 09:15:01-04 Check out this amazing @WilliamTurton scoop: A leaked video of an internal Apple briefing on leaks. https://t.co/srfVr8KtTQ https://t.co/vpKka4lOB2 10530 877150884685385728 2017-06-20 09:07:22-04 @kevincollier @WilliamTurton gotta stop these leaks! 10531 877149051644514304 2017-06-20 09:00:05-04 "The federal government’s leaders are hiding from public scrutiny..." https://t.co/IF3kj4vt6n 10532 877148736417300484 2017-06-20 08:58:50-04 @MiekeEoyang omg 10533 877134339502481409 2017-06-20 08:01:37-04 @bookoisseur @selenalarson @HowellONeill settle down 10534 877133940754063360 2017-06-20 08:00:02-04 "Roll call of the dead also illustrated the degree to which the military relies on recruits from immigrant communities around the country” https://t.co/99vAmGChBH 10535 877017094159822848 2017-06-20 00:15:44-04 @selenalarson thanks, that was some vintage June 19 2017 Twitter 10536 877016938207223808 2017-06-20 00:15:06-04 @selenalarson the mouse 10537 877016618282496001 2017-06-20 00:13:50-04 @selenalarson you know who wouldn't have made this mistake 10538 877016485432111105 2017-06-20 00:13:18-04 @selenalarson !! 10539 877016442931163137 2017-06-20 00:13:08-04 @nycsouthpaw twss 10540 876999748594655234 2017-06-19 23:06:48-04 @brianbeutler omg 10541 876999710334169089 2017-06-19 23:06:39-04 @morningmoneyben CLIVE 10542 876995987558019073 2017-06-19 22:51:51-04 @amyfiscus @Aton_Eloh reported for spam 10543 876992622262464512 2017-06-19 22:38:29-04 @amyfiscus ugh fine go ahead 10544 876992589572001795 2017-06-19 22:38:21-04 @chaosbria @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams you love me 10545 876992400333451266 2017-06-19 22:37:36-04 @amyfiscus Okay I'm unfollowing, muting, blocking, and reporting now 10546 876992236482940929 2017-06-19 22:36:57-04 @amyfiscus Amy is someone making you do this 10547 876991879073722368 2017-06-19 22:35:32-04 @amyfiscus i wish i could have died before reading that word 10548 876991205590085633 2017-06-19 22:32:51-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams blame @chaosbria that always works for me 10549 876991018687754241 2017-06-19 22:32:07-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams danny put the marijuana down 10550 876990788026195968 2017-06-19 22:31:12-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams danny it means it's a weeknight 10551 876990490511417344 2017-06-19 22:30:01-04 Said it before, will say it again: When all you have is norms, you don't really have anything solid. https://t.co/dVYx7ZlyY8 10552 876989846878920704 2017-06-19 22:27:27-04 @BenjySarlin @maggieNYT emolumentum cannot be stopped 10553 876989786149576706 2017-06-19 22:27:13-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm hey we should all get together and hang out while tony is in dc 10554 876989582004428801 2017-06-19 22:26:24-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm is this real or is this just a mcjoke 10555 876989429428170752 2017-06-19 22:25:48-04 @heathdwilliams ok 10556 876989275346173958 2017-06-19 22:25:11-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill @bookoisseur so you're saying who nose what it could be 10557 876989145540853760 2017-06-19 22:24:40-04 @TonyRomm @dmccabe fuck, this was good 10558 876982938327330816 2017-06-19 22:00:00-04 This is such a no-brainer it's amazing it has to be said https://t.co/cdnO2YQHAh 10559 876982529328283649 2017-06-19 21:58:23-04 @heathdwilliams W H A T 10560 876982435707318273 2017-06-19 21:58:00-04 @heathdwilliams w h a t 10561 876982328605724672 2017-06-19 21:57:35-04 @heathdwilliams heath you know that's a tarmac not a floor 10562 876982202868920320 2017-06-19 21:57:05-04 @heathdwilliams is this a meme 10563 876982081062141954 2017-06-19 21:56:36-04 @heathdwilliams heath what is going on here 10564 876975388001312768 2017-06-19 21:30:00-04 Here's Acting A/S Thornton's answer to my question about U.S.-China cyber relations on a press call today. https://t.co/qvKZyz84r3 10565 876974969699393536 2017-06-19 21:28:20-04 @pbump just the absolute, 100% best 10566 876974373281968128 2017-06-19 21:25:58-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy Pocahontas what I'm talking about 10567 876972200141705216 2017-06-19 21:17:20-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy moana see if you can do better 10568 876971857316065280 2017-06-19 21:15:58-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy Cindelete your account 10569 876970210405777408 2017-06-19 21:09:26-04 @adschina In response to yours truly! 10570 876966445342654464 2017-06-19 20:54:28-04 @whyofcorso @darth In fairness your cat looks very commanding 10571 876964983371911168 2017-06-19 20:48:39-04 @heathdwilliams Almost certainly not 10572 876964423356870658 2017-06-19 20:46:26-04 @pbump Your* 10573 876964252128555010 2017-06-19 20:45:45-04 @whyofcorso @darth Omfg 10574 876957247842156545 2017-06-19 20:17:55-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams can you coconot 10575 876956811882004481 2017-06-19 20:16:11-04 @petridishes tell the dentist's office story 10576 876952746863321089 2017-06-19 20:00:02-04 https://t.co/QJnobsHyOP 10577 876948963600941056 2017-06-19 19:45:00-04 -------> https://t.co/xVaQNtmPNa 10578 876948853865545728 2017-06-19 19:44:34-04 @nycsouthpaw @chrislhayes I'm just saying I'd like to see Chris interview him about that 10579 876948106310537216 2017-06-19 19:41:36-04 @nycsouthpaw @chrislhayes I'm not saying he's telling the truth, but he's defending his party's approach 10580 876946795141746688 2017-06-19 19:36:23-04 @chrislhayes @nycsouthpaw You should have John Cornyn on your show. He seems to be defending it on Twitter at least. 10581 876944998708785153 2017-06-19 19:29:15-04 WH won't expand on what Trump said, but I should note that his sentence mentions citizen services, so presumably meeting was broader. 10582 876943396572672000 2017-06-19 19:22:53-04 @zeynep @mattblaze I heard you don't need VVPAT bc you can check the smoke signals 10583 876943106872135681 2017-06-19 19:21:44-04 @kateconger never heard of it 10584 876941917841350657 2017-06-19 19:17:00-04 Naturally yours truly is asking what he meant. 10585 876941365187424261 2017-06-19 19:14:48-04 In his remarks at today's WH tech meeting, Trump suggested that he'd just discussed cyber in the Oval Office — perhaps w/ a subset of CEOs. https://t.co/0fKSdr18bS 10586 876936173700173824 2017-06-19 18:54:11-04 @acarboni @DeeGoots oh my god is this for the kitster VR video game 10587 876929518598049794 2017-06-19 18:27:44-04 @YesMomsCan not my experience today 10588 876926960924057601 2017-06-19 18:17:34-04 And here's a fun NYT story on his tweets https://t.co/L6kIhRTwJh 10589 876924774785716227 2017-06-19 18:08:53-04 @princessmandy24 Been this way for years 10590 876922891245412352 2017-06-19 18:01:24-04 @MEPFuller Matt... Thank you 10591 876922543134826496 2017-06-19 18:00:01-04 There really must be a better way to get cleared into the White House than emailing an Excel spreadsheet with your SSN in it. 10592 876921759928332290 2017-06-19 17:56:54-04 @MEPFuller Can you do a fact check for whether this level of secrecy is the same as 2009 10593 876919040924672000 2017-06-19 17:46:06-04 @maureenjohnson @darth other dogs don't read this . . . . . zelda, hello 10594 876918956862439425 2017-06-19 17:45:46-04 Tim, my man. Coding but not encryption?? https://t.co/fk7UALFOy4 10595 876916439697039360 2017-06-19 17:35:46-04 I hope Tim Cook brings up encryption 10596 876916161543364614 2017-06-19 17:34:39-04 I have been literally dreaming of this moment all day https://t.co/Xh8MbTjET9 10597 876916123446513664 2017-06-19 17:34:30-04 @TonyRomm OMG 10598 876911214810378240 2017-06-19 17:15:00-04 But I thought @TonyRomm was in D.C. today https://t.co/Qyyy0VkRoR 10599 876911071583490048 2017-06-19 17:14:26-04 @selenalarson mice are cute 10600 876910393561686017 2017-06-19 17:11:44-04 @selenalarson why didn't you pet the mouse selena 10601 876909073039466496 2017-06-19 17:06:29-04 @JaredRizzi @pbump @darth @Kantrowitz this meme is very fungible tbh 10602 876907918439981056 2017-06-19 17:01:54-04 @samtayrey my tweets 10603 876907895501336576 2017-06-19 17:01:49-04 @pbump @darth @Kantrowitz that's true, you were never one to have good taste in memes 10604 876907782162853889 2017-06-19 17:01:22-04 @pbump @darth @Kantrowitz do you think you'll ever get tired of this joke 10605 876907491778588673 2017-06-19 17:00:12-04 @darth @pbump @Kantrowitz guys 10606 876907447666958336 2017-06-19 17:00:02-04 The oceans are so cool you guys https://t.co/3jVI6vaAEr 10607 876903582007795713 2017-06-19 16:44:40-04 Amazing timing as Flynn/NSO Group link comes out same day new report sheds more light on NSO https://t.co/UR4YHBvBH0 https://t.co/d7GAg1of1F https://t.co/NA0bQIXc2J 10608 876903128351756288 2017-06-19 16:42:52-04 @LillianSkye_ omg the #engagement 10609 876898000605499393 2017-06-19 16:22:29-04 JESUS https://t.co/DFJmAk0wuh 10610 876896864632619008 2017-06-19 16:17:59-04 @TonyRomm congrats on your new job as white house press secretary 10611 876896752594452481 2017-06-19 16:17:32-04 @Hello_Tailor given that there are no women reading comics, this is 100% correct 10612 876894107272183808 2017-06-19 16:07:01-04 @IngrahamAngle @dmartosko Correction: Martosko was interviewed for the role of communications director. Apologies for the error. 10613 876893701456449538 2017-06-19 16:05:24-04 @Hello_Tailor omg what 10614 876890467857772548 2017-06-19 15:52:34-04 Spicer and Priebus are interviewing new press secretary candidates, including @IngrahamAngle and @dmartosko https://t.co/R5awe5WRGD 10615 876888567649193984 2017-06-19 15:45:00-04 Dang. CNN's @Acosta says Spicer "is getting to a point...where he’s just kind of useless." https://t.co/U3IY3SVEo7 10616 876887959827611648 2017-06-19 15:42:36-04 @astepanovich @TonyRomm amie please don't talk to tony he is dumb 10617 876885533271760906 2017-06-19 15:32:57-04 @HowellONeill a head 10618 876885512996491265 2017-06-19 15:32:52-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill oh hi 10619 876884799889092609 2017-06-19 15:30:02-04 lolololol https://t.co/30KPMxTydN 10620 876883472228519940 2017-06-19 15:24:46-04 @Bing_Chris chris, thank u 10621 876882396133588993 2017-06-19 15:20:29-04 @HowellONeill i hope you get some great pornbot followers 10622 876881019411996672 2017-06-19 15:15:01-04 Just sharing a tweet that I think you will all enjoy https://t.co/fWhkbIxf9R 10623 876877249563119616 2017-06-19 15:00:02-04 This BuzzFeed series keeps getting more and more bonkers. https://t.co/DL4vLyogg6 10624 876872212405510145 2017-06-19 14:40:01-04 hahahaha https://t.co/WdtkNLjVrB 10625 876869472904237057 2017-06-19 14:29:08-04 @DelReyStarWars @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @ChristieGolden listen...no 10626 876868502761504769 2017-06-19 14:25:17-04 @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars @heathdwilliams @ChristieGolden bria stop flirting with a book brand 10627 876867431133835265 2017-06-19 14:21:01-04 @chaosbria @admiraljello @amy_geek I knew Bria before she became famous 10628 876865922723717123 2017-06-19 14:15:02-04 Maybe these White House staffers should reflect on the fact that the silly ideas reporters ask them about come from their boss https://t.co/8J1Awe7W4y 10629 876860314582700033 2017-06-19 13:52:44-04 @brianstelter As a technical matter, what's to stop networks from doing it anyway? 10630 876858297281916930 2017-06-19 13:44:43-04 @MatthewNussbaum I hope someone asks why this briefing is being held off-camera 10631 876857615325777921 2017-06-19 13:42:01-04 On a serious note, Kushner in this video was kicking off an important White House tech/cyber meeting that yours truly is tracking. 10632 876856908887535617 2017-06-19 13:39:12-04 This is literally the first time I have ever heard Jared Kushner speak. https://t.co/Xa17JgQbEb 10633 876855713141858304 2017-06-19 13:34:27-04 @JaredRizzi @KevinMKruse @nycsouthpaw 10634 876855212941729792 2017-06-19 13:32:28-04 @KevinMKruse @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw This is phenomenal 10635 876854667422179329 2017-06-19 13:30:18-04 @aedwardslevy The question mark insulates you from legal consequences 10636 876852455530745856 2017-06-19 13:21:31-04 @ASankin holy shit this is good 10637 876851003940904961 2017-06-19 13:15:45-04 "SILOTUS" is so good https://t.co/5VmwijVW88 10638 876847073785778180 2017-06-19 13:00:08-04 @TonyRomm I assume they won't let you get closer because you're you and not because you're a reporter 10639 876843269505794048 2017-06-19 12:45:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/DyJ0hkV13t 10640 876837844974788614 2017-06-19 12:23:27-04 Is this staffer trying to personally troll me https://t.co/scQi4ZmAXU 10641 876835147248742401 2017-06-19 12:12:44-04 Lordy. https://t.co/g4GFykI7Qz 10642 876833538611564546 2017-06-19 12:06:21-04 @kelseylh lol trolled 10643 876833420328013825 2017-06-19 12:05:52-04 @kelseylh omg ur in paris 10644 876824735472078850 2017-06-19 11:31:22-04 @darth @frankpallotta @carlquintanilla i screamed at my TV darth 10645 876816843834568705 2017-06-19 11:00:00-04 Interesting, worth a read ----> https://t.co/auKvDQXrpE 10646 876813072614162432 2017-06-19 10:45:01-04 I believe Playbook actually scooped this news before it was announced. https://t.co/GDP2K87feJ 10647 876813060559777794 2017-06-19 10:44:58-04 @kateconger sorry sorry im trying to remove it 10648 876812412539764737 2017-06-19 10:42:24-04 @kateconger more like bropublica? 10649 876808663876460544 2017-06-19 10:27:30-04 @Aelaryn1122 well shit, i'm sorry you should still see it, it's a great movie! and there are other characters in it! 10650 876808036026916864 2017-06-19 10:25:00-04 Oh and uhhh spoilers for Rogue One I guess 10651 876807771202748416 2017-06-19 10:23:57-04 @Aelaryn1122 wait are you serious 10652 876807747693686785 2017-06-19 10:23:52-04 @Grahame_Wright not bad 10653 876807532089495553 2017-06-19 10:23:00-04 @HingeApp Hey, can I join your Android beta? 10654 876807210638209024 2017-06-19 10:21:43-04 Jyn Erso died so the Rebellion could live. #neverforget 10655 876806439423148032 2017-06-19 10:18:40-04 @KevinMKruse @erikmal @pbump kevin, thank you erik, philip, i hereby remand you to the custody of kevin 10656 876806165132431362 2017-06-19 10:17:34-04 USS Jyn Erso https://t.co/vLsKOEU1pQ 10657 876805673530654721 2017-06-19 10:15:37-04 @erikmal @pbump both of you are obstructing the justice of twitter 10658 876805194348146689 2017-06-19 10:13:43-04 @pbump @erikmal oh go away would you please 10659 876799251094929408 2017-06-19 09:50:06-04 @pbump @erikmal yes 10660 876798985771646976 2017-06-19 09:49:03-04 @pbump @erikmal your life is a joke 10661 876797887501520896 2017-06-19 09:44:41-04 @lorenzoFB @citizenlab tfw you're definitely not a modern-day bond supervillain 10662 876795772477550592 2017-06-19 09:36:16-04 They were separated to keep them hidden from the Emperor, duh https://t.co/lq0cPMEhfA 10663 876795436585111552 2017-06-19 09:34:56-04 @A_single_bear I am glad to hear that you are okay 10664 876794738552295424 2017-06-19 09:32:10-04 @paleofuture WOW fuck everything 10665 876792259370504192 2017-06-19 09:22:19-04 @cmpriest @darth THANK YOU PUP 10666 876790419740180480 2017-06-19 09:15:00-04 +1 https://t.co/eG6cnkJQtW 10667 876787605148495873 2017-06-19 09:03:49-04 @AlexParkerDC @alexburnsNYT Alex 10668 876786840338124801 2017-06-19 09:00:47-04 @lizzieohreally @darth Yessssssss 10669 876786655373344770 2017-06-19 09:00:03-04 extremely normal https://t.co/mDzMQE1ZD3 https://t.co/OBSfXOfsrA 10670 876785940466937856 2017-06-19 08:57:12-04 @politicalinsidr @alexburnsNYT Oh THAT'S who H is 10671 876785217851326464 2017-06-19 08:54:20-04 @JaredRizzi 10672 876782416475508737 2017-06-19 08:43:12-04 @A_single_bear Are you injured, bear 10673 876781672129114114 2017-06-19 08:40:15-04 @PerchingPirtle This helped 10674 876779096667303936 2017-06-19 08:30:01-04 This seems bad. https://t.co/2FRR9eeZO9 10675 876777584394092544 2017-06-19 08:24:00-04 @comcastcares Can't log into HBO Go with my Xfinity account. I get this error. https://t.co/7rMfK93IaH 10676 876771869168467968 2017-06-19 08:01:17-04 @Hello_Tailor gavia im positively chuffed 10677 876768691639201794 2017-06-19 07:48:40-04 Of course, in that case the effects were immediately positive.[ᶜᶦᵗᵃᵗᶦᵒⁿ ⁿᵉᵉᵈᵉᵈ] 10678 876767702899195905 2017-06-19 07:44:44-04 The Tomahawks we fired at Syria cost $60 million. https://t.co/RLL215pIjz 10679 876637404530180096 2017-06-18 23:06:59-04 @lrozen So cute!! 10680 876637314633662464 2017-06-18 23:06:37-04 @manraysky @DeeGoots 10681 876634589862785024 2017-06-18 22:55:47-04 Wow. https://t.co/d0HTAyebdZ 10682 876629960034746369 2017-06-18 22:37:24-04 @Wanderlustin #nevertweet 10683 876603348312612864 2017-06-18 20:51:39-04 @Tom_Winter wait Tom have you killed someone who deserved it 10684 876601684297953280 2017-06-18 20:45:02-04 @pablohidalgo he's just the cutest 10685 876597290680688642 2017-06-18 20:27:35-04 #ThisTown https://t.co/2qTv3gRLvF 10686 876590203409924097 2017-06-18 19:59:25-04 @Wanderlustin saf I love your new avi 10687 876579764127113216 2017-06-18 19:17:56-04 This letter appears to be addressed to "Sherriff Clarke," though https://t.co/q0rH7vS4N4 10688 876574810507292672 2017-06-18 18:58:15-04 https://t.co/ZS5OkSuRK3 https://t.co/hxjMtIGZ2X 10689 876561022156496897 2017-06-18 18:03:28-04 @WilliamTurton why do you do this 10690 876553609898409984 2017-06-18 17:34:00-04 Tim Cook to press Trump WH on encryption at tech meeting tomorrow, per Axios: https://t.co/ouRq30uXPW Cook may see an opening w/ Comey gone. 10691 876546997880311808 2017-06-18 17:07:44-04 Oh boy. https://t.co/GeE3Eu44Bs 10692 876540572542095360 2017-06-18 16:42:12-04 The U.S. shot down a Syrian fighter jet. https://t.co/TqDELfsWBo 10693 876529963670716416 2017-06-18 16:00:03-04 #neverforget https://t.co/zOtdsaNiHL 10694 876525403212570624 2017-06-18 15:41:55-04 @HowellONeill i am living for this tweet 10695 876522732783116288 2017-06-18 15:31:19-04 Best thread ever tweeted https://t.co/f93D2ua72s 10696 876506772684632064 2017-06-18 14:27:53-04 @petridishes are you wearing your waru dress today 10697 876506622067183616 2017-06-18 14:27:18-04 @MarisaKabas omfg 10698 876500457799208960 2017-06-18 14:02:48-04 @DustinGiebel nope 10699 876484661152821248 2017-06-18 13:00:02-04 Happy Father's Day to this meme https://t.co/lIL4E64bjW 10700 876462006836056067 2017-06-18 11:30:00-04 Wonder how much this guy is making. https://t.co/VpBz8CsGUg 10701 876444482350309376 2017-06-18 10:20:22-04 @MarisaKabas YES 10702 876443036934443010 2017-06-18 10:14:38-04 @MarisaKabas omg 10703 876436293659578368 2017-06-18 09:47:50-04 @LaneWinree @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @DarthInternous Remember when I forgot it was Easter and thought there was just a guy at the hotel who liked dressing up as a bunny 10704 876435715403526144 2017-06-18 09:45:32-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @DarthInternous Oh man remember that bunny 10705 876435477435473920 2017-06-18 09:44:35-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @DarthInternous And you didn't die right? 10706 876432236211568640 2017-06-18 09:31:43-04 Fact check: False. https://t.co/r3sshQYfUh 10707 876432035610587137 2017-06-18 09:30:55-04 @ChuckWendig @DarthInternous i promise it won't be you on account of we still have to have that brunch 10708 876422063036276736 2017-06-18 08:51:17-04 @heathdwilliams @starwars Omfg 10709 876287027850948608 2017-06-17 23:54:42-04 @ASankin He works at the DOJ No wait, damn it 10710 876285066921553921 2017-06-17 23:46:55-04 @ASankin my tweets are not under investigation!!! 10711 876284780815556608 2017-06-17 23:45:46-04 @ASankin there is nothing wrong with my tweets 10712 876273024508493829 2017-06-17 22:59:04-04 @ChuckWendig @DarthInternous that's me thinkin real hard about wanting to love you 10713 876266174547361793 2017-06-17 22:31:50-04 @ChuckWendig @DarthInternous luv u 10714 876265712129458176 2017-06-17 22:30:00-04 Today is the 45th anniversary of the Watergate break-in. 10715 876259618548318212 2017-06-17 22:05:47-04 @ChuckWendig @DarthInternous <3 10716 876253634006315008 2017-06-17 21:42:01-04 ~yikes~ https://t.co/xwTbgWPuV0 10717 876249469125361665 2017-06-17 21:25:28-04 @artologica @MattZeitlin the bowl was edible omg 10718 876249100265672704 2017-06-17 21:24:00-04 @JennaMC_Laugh 10/10 would pet 10719 876248025101991936 2017-06-17 21:19:43-04 The Orb is not under investigation 10720 876247960455180288 2017-06-17 21:19:28-04 @heathdwilliams we all serve the orb in our own ways 10721 876247016803889153 2017-06-17 21:15:43-04 The Orb never has to recuse itself from anything 10722 876246912713752576 2017-06-17 21:15:18-04 @Nate_P_Law through me the orb lives 10723 876245840955944961 2017-06-17 21:11:03-04 The Orb will never conduct a witch hunt 10724 876245673611579392 2017-06-17 21:10:23-04 @in_vested omfg 10725 876245627511943169 2017-06-17 21:10:12-04 @JennaMC_Laugh WHO IS THIS PUP 10726 876244337453142017 2017-06-17 21:05:04-04 @brian_nov yes 10727 876243072203534336 2017-06-17 21:00:02-04 This is your regular reminder: the Orb 10728 876233996568547328 2017-06-17 20:23:59-04 @scottbix having fallen for a Jill Biden parody account during the convention, I can say you are not a moron (or I am too (which I probably am (so uhh 10729 876229768550678529 2017-06-17 20:07:11-04 @sheapforwheet @nycsouthpaw such a good dog 10730 876228285826519040 2017-06-17 20:01:17-04 @DarthInternous @ChuckWendig we gave away all of the books btw i tried to urge people not to take EE but a couple people said they needed kindling 10731 876225744707489792 2017-06-17 19:51:11-04 @DarthInternous no there's a stack of Empire's End by the disgusting @ChuckWendig to my left 10732 876224187806830592 2017-06-17 19:45:00-04 Here is a great picture of Bria looking bossy while the rest of us just kinda deal with her https://t.co/FqmaiL5HqW 10733 876221910455132160 2017-06-17 19:35:57-04 @tayhatmaker i would trust u with my face 10734 876221651737878529 2017-06-17 19:34:55-04 @tayhatmaker love it ur so creative 10735 876220959077920768 2017-06-17 19:32:10-04 @MLevineReports @HumaneRescue hey @darth look at this bowtied pupper 10736 876220001694470145 2017-06-17 19:28:22-04 @MLevineReports @HumaneRescue fair 10737 876216991656402944 2017-06-17 19:16:24-04 @MLevineReports @HumaneRescue omg who is this little guy/girl 10738 876215853175459841 2017-06-17 19:11:53-04 @Wanderlustin saf u should win an oscar 10739 876215744295514117 2017-06-17 19:11:27-04 @nicolecieux @chaosbria @ChuckWendig go on 10740 876212948468977665 2017-06-17 19:00:20-04 Elections have consequences. https://t.co/PGtVB7Icjl 10741 876210169562230786 2017-06-17 18:49:18-04 @lrozen She's 100% a people dog, but I would love to meet them 10742 876208817939283969 2017-06-17 18:43:56-04 @lrozen Maddie says hi to your puppers https://t.co/ev6IuvNo86 10743 876208074041831424 2017-06-17 18:40:58-04 @lrozen I love these dogs 10744 876206475156303872 2017-06-17 18:34:37-04 @TonyRomm Who? 10745 876206229189779456 2017-06-17 18:33:38-04 @malloryconlon @admiraljello Omg I'm crying 10746 876193546189111296 2017-06-17 17:43:14-04 @AlderFish @petridishes Smh 10747 876193388097392644 2017-06-17 17:42:37-04 @ddiamond @petridishes @chaosbria @KyleJosephE Dan 10748 876192695542218752 2017-06-17 17:39:52-04 @ddiamond @petridishes @chaosbria @KyleJosephE No just a panel where we speculated rampantly about anything SW 10749 876190733987971073 2017-06-17 17:32:04-04 @DanielStrauss4 he kept hoping he'd be tapped to come up with it 10750 876190505566121985 2017-06-17 17:31:10-04 @DanielStrauss4 Would you call the person who came up with it crafty 10751 876190487887085570 2017-06-17 17:31:05-04 In retrospect, this was one of the first norms to be shattered https://t.co/M0qe79K7ev 10752 876190484519149568 2017-06-17 17:31:04-04 @chaosbria I'm only saying this because you put on a good panel and I owe you for inviting me: your dress is good. 10753 876189635323596800 2017-06-17 17:27:42-04 @pbump @petridishes Hey we talked about you today 10754 876187501844725760 2017-06-17 17:19:13-04 @ashleyfeinberg 10755 876187199087267840 2017-06-17 17:18:01-04 @ashleyfeinberg You still have me! 10756 876184796740952064 2017-06-17 17:08:28-04 .@petridishes is wearing an R2-D2 dress and that's why she's my favorite https://t.co/wiPrWfBZgu 10757 876184246301466624 2017-06-17 17:06:17-04 @ChuckWendig @chaosbria Hey Chuck go away 10758 876165740780453894 2017-06-17 15:52:45-04 @heathdwilliams @chaosbria @ChuckWendig No 10759 876165258808877056 2017-06-17 15:50:50-04 @chaosbria @ChuckWendig Oh no 10760 876152292805922817 2017-06-17 14:59:19-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump @hasshill That ESCALATED quickly 10761 876152210543050752 2017-06-17 14:58:59-04 @malloryconlon !!! 10762 876147881731903488 2017-06-17 14:41:47-04 Oh my god I need this https://t.co/x3km6LV9qc 10763 876138813608820736 2017-06-17 14:05:45-04 @manraysky !!!! 10764 876138533123223553 2017-06-17 14:04:38-04 @heathdwilliams does he know how you feel about him 10765 876135725770604549 2017-06-17 13:53:29-04 @nycsouthpaw Right -- unfair to Hastert 10766 876135553623879681 2017-06-17 13:52:48-04 @heathdwilliams he was there! 10767 876135214384328704 2017-06-17 13:51:27-04 @darth you will enjoy this pic https://t.co/htODTMPEMy 10768 876135132025024513 2017-06-17 13:51:07-04 @VileZero OH MY GOD THIS LITTLE BOOP 10769 876134999824715776 2017-06-17 13:50:36-04 @IsaacDovere Sovereignty Salad 10770 876115543169916928 2017-06-17 12:33:17-04 @benjaminwittes @Pemmican @lawfareblog 10771 876113857227501568 2017-06-17 12:26:35-04 @benjaminwittes @Pemmican Was this a sponsored tweet 10772 876113715489361921 2017-06-17 12:26:01-04 @ashleyfeinberg Scoop if true 10773 876112308166160389 2017-06-17 12:20:26-04 @JohnJHarwood One of these things is not like the other, John 10774 876098611334987776 2017-06-17 11:26:00-04 ---------> https://t.co/9UAN2SNGRj 10775 876094535654412292 2017-06-17 11:09:49-04 @akmcquade @KevinBankston 10776 876093737801203713 2017-06-17 11:06:38-04 "White House Officials Push for Widening War in Syria Over Pentagon Objections" https://t.co/KtLnQQbKFO https://t.co/i1YaRfIzJF 10777 876079992995794944 2017-06-17 10:12:01-04 here's me https://t.co/wfTJ6Ujs3l 10778 875900498171363329 2017-06-16 22:18:46-04 @Wanderlustin witchcraft 10779 875899711080759296 2017-06-16 22:15:39-04 @bookoisseur hey @MrJonCryer was this you? 10780 875899312106033154 2017-06-16 22:14:04-04 @Wanderlustin weird 10781 875899147060219905 2017-06-16 22:13:24-04 @AndrewCouts sad! 10782 875899120921321472 2017-06-16 22:13:18-04 @Wanderlustin go to settings and scroll down, it's one of the last options on the main settings page 10783 875898872077443072 2017-06-16 22:12:19-04 @AndrewCouts andrew why are you watching hannity 10784 875898334887759884 2017-06-16 22:10:11-04 @ChuckWendig oh no we're definitely still on for the big b 10785 875894801186639873 2017-06-16 21:56:08-04 @ChuckWendig you're getting desperate 10786 875894770111045632 2017-06-16 21:56:01-04 omg this poor thing someone help it back to the water https://t.co/nZDYgwnxW1 10787 875893933070569472 2017-06-16 21:52:41-04 @ChuckWendig you're obsessed with me 10788 875893397843849216 2017-06-16 21:50:34-04 @ChuckWendig if you say so 10789 875890382646763523 2017-06-16 21:38:35-04 @ChuckWendig nothin 10790 875888976334389248 2017-06-16 21:32:59-04 @ChuckWendig what 10791 875888920814288898 2017-06-16 21:32:46-04 We are through the looking glass people https://t.co/SpcAZUkVc2 10792 875888824714448896 2017-06-16 21:32:23-04 @ChuckWendig you would know 10793 875883905773182976 2017-06-16 21:12:50-04 @FitzFox5DC omfg 10794 875883719697072128 2017-06-16 21:12:06-04 @beccaboo423 @darth GRACIE 10795 875883542605160448 2017-06-16 21:11:24-04 @ChuckWendig that's my secret chuck ~i'm always weird~ 10796 875881048185372672 2017-06-16 21:01:29-04 @VileZero @PerchingPirtle @brian_nov @tveitlight25 same 10797 875880751430086656 2017-06-16 21:00:18-04 @ChuckWendig teach me chuck mmm teach me 10798 875880679929765889 2017-06-16 21:00:01-04 This is actually how The Force Awakens originally ended https://t.co/2yg9u4uBe5 10799 875880676049829888 2017-06-16 21:00:00-04 Wowza https://t.co/2Q51Q0ZG1U 10800 875879626429607936 2017-06-16 20:55:50-04 @JaredRizzi literally same 10801 875878978615115776 2017-06-16 20:53:16-04 @ChuckWendig mmm, yes, to eric you listen, yes, mmm 10802 875877665374449664 2017-06-16 20:48:03-04 @AndrewCouts death 10803 875876899712491520 2017-06-16 20:45:00-04 FERGUS https://t.co/zy5XRebtxg 10804 875873553299759106 2017-06-16 20:31:42-04 @ChuckWendig hmmm what if yes? yes? 10805 875872866880937984 2017-06-16 20:28:59-04 @ChuckWendig but yes tho 10806 875870608877170688 2017-06-16 20:20:00-04 That seems...bad https://t.co/u3e1iOWZtH 10807 875870006881529856 2017-06-16 20:17:37-04 @kevincollier LOL 10808 875867487207903233 2017-06-16 20:07:36-04 @ChuckWendig Yes...? 10809 875862181732110336 2017-06-16 19:46:31-04 @joeltyler_ @darth Maddie's thoughts are with Bear https://t.co/ngGITLZD2v 10810 875861803594633216 2017-06-16 19:45:01-04 CNN story also says there's tension b/w Sessions and Rosenstein's offices over how he's handling the Russia probe. https://t.co/QSExB3Krw8 https://t.co/mISB2JK20N 10811 875861006081302529 2017-06-16 19:41:51-04 That narrative, by the way, has been promoted by the president's own staff and outside allies. 10812 875860872106827778 2017-06-16 19:41:19-04 CNN: Rosenstein issued his statement—"over the objections of some advisers"—to dispel narrative of FBI/DOJ leaking. https://t.co/QSExB3Krw8 https://t.co/mZSGT2lsoz 10813 875858837244391425 2017-06-16 19:33:14-04 @Wanderlustin @PerchingPirtle @NoTheOtherLeft lol 10814 875858262125576194 2017-06-16 19:30:57-04 @SamantHarrin @darth omg who is this very good dog 10815 875857197942665216 2017-06-16 19:26:43-04 @ChuckWendig YES 10816 875850483130408960 2017-06-16 19:00:02-04 Every word of this is so good and accurate. https://t.co/WqDiGxrU6I https://t.co/fFlzCd5XUh 10817 875848641856057344 2017-06-16 18:52:43-04 @admiraljello @nicolecieux @Wanderlustin If saf is riding the horse...yes 10818 875847913586515968 2017-06-16 18:49:49-04 @ChuckWendig How's it going Popchop 10819 875847223485050880 2017-06-16 18:47:05-04 @nicolecieux @Wanderlustin I'm so interested in anything that combines saf and horses 10820 875846850372411392 2017-06-16 18:45:36-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin Lol lol 10821 875846734609600518 2017-06-16 18:45:08-04 Holy...wow. https://t.co/gBgxCSv9Wk 10822 875845486745448452 2017-06-16 18:40:11-04 @JaredRizzi omfg 10823 875844313959346176 2017-06-16 18:35:31-04 @matthew_d_green Not a moment too soon tbh 10824 875842012901244928 2017-06-16 18:26:22-04 @JaredRizzi You are incorrigible 10825 875841555826962433 2017-06-16 18:24:33-04 @ASankin @kateconger Smh 10826 875841423085641730 2017-06-16 18:24:02-04 @selenalarson I trusted you 10827 875841395453571072 2017-06-16 18:23:55-04 @PerchingPirtle @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin You're gonna hoof to ex-neigh-n this one further, don't be afraid to stirrup trouble, we'll be stable to deal with it 10828 875840800856342528 2017-06-16 18:21:33-04 @ASankin damn it Aaron 10829 875840239176220672 2017-06-16 18:19:20-04 @fordm Matt pls i am at your mercy 10830 875839749906472960 2017-06-16 18:17:23-04 How long until he finds out about all this, smh 10831 875838984034938880 2017-06-16 18:14:20-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump I like your HS gf 10832 875838880309813248 2017-06-16 18:13:56-04 @in_vested @darth @pbump OMG 10833 875838664890253312 2017-06-16 18:13:04-04 @HowellONeill Ugh it's a long story https://t.co/s3UmY2ZjkY 10834 875838371431632897 2017-06-16 18:11:54-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump Jared 10835 875837981705347073 2017-06-16 18:10:21-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump You understand you're the worst right 10836 875837777736331264 2017-06-16 18:09:33-04 @GregorStocks @darth @pbump dang 10837 875837749508673537 2017-06-16 18:09:26-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump omfg 10838 875837726968492032 2017-06-16 18:09:21-04 @darth @pbump a likely story tbh darth you are currently a person of interest 10839 875837637889753088 2017-06-16 18:08:59-04 @chaosbria thank u 10840 875837615081213952 2017-06-16 18:08:54-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @pbump get out 10841 875837575503728642 2017-06-16 18:08:44-04 @darth @pbump How am I going to explain this mug to normal people 10842 875837071717539840 2017-06-16 18:06:44-04 @darth @pbump darth was it u 10843 875836947402502145 2017-06-16 18:06:15-04 @pbump mad you didn't think of it first eh 10844 875836641197293569 2017-06-16 18:05:02-04 look what you've done @darth @pbump 10845 875836593491333120 2017-06-16 18:04:50-04 Okay, who sent me this? https://t.co/on8qWa4eQv 10846 875836397810311168 2017-06-16 18:04:04-04 @chaosbria omfg it's Bark Krrsantan 10847 875836242109378560 2017-06-16 18:03:27-04 @WilliamTurton omg 10848 875835318385115137 2017-06-16 17:59:46-04 @heathdwilliams i am no sporps expert but wouldn't a combo director/writer be akin to a combo quarterback/linebacker or something — not just a random player 10849 875834194844405761 2017-06-16 17:55:18-04 @cbeilinson @darth @dog_rates oh my god the woman in the first photo looks like she's about to cry same lady same 10850 875828202199019520 2017-06-16 17:31:30-04 @pbump @mattdpearce @JaredRizzi ah i see, ty 10851 875827862682652672 2017-06-16 17:30:09-04 @mattdpearce @JaredRizzi Reading through this...looks like he has a lot of stock, but I thought he sold it all last June? https://t.co/cMWniwFYlj 10852 875826850437750786 2017-06-16 17:26:07-04 @selenalarson indeed 10853 875826492521025536 2017-06-16 17:24:42-04 @selenalarson tech + security + kids + entrepreneurial spirit = peak selena story 10854 875826038860902401 2017-06-16 17:22:54-04 @pbump ...yes 10855 875825813827993600 2017-06-16 17:22:00-04 omg https://t.co/fq8hSfUkDQ https://t.co/25Iq3igQxa 10856 875822326163677189 2017-06-16 17:08:09-04 @kevincollier https://t.co/LGknEiKMFv 10857 875821349943607297 2017-06-16 17:04:16-04 @OffBeatMammal @darth @dog_rates SASHA 10858 875821281907806210 2017-06-16 17:04:00-04 @josephfcox @selenalarson thought you meant the overall situation 10859 875821255131312128 2017-06-16 17:03:53-04 @josephfcox @selenalarson okay maybe i misread your and selena's tweets then 10860 875820914532921348 2017-06-16 17:02:32-04 @selenalarson @josephfcox this absolutely matters — it's part of the story of the IC's inability to prevent leaks and WikiLeaks' gleeful attacks on the IC 10861 875820627172741122 2017-06-16 17:01:24-04 @martinmatishak @michaelianblack go away 10862 875816884716875776 2017-06-16 16:46:31-04 @darth @JSwiftTWS @BenSasse omfg 10863 875791847880368128 2017-06-16 15:07:02-04 *kisses fingertips* https://t.co/e6QcpEFDkw 10864 875796876569845760 2017-06-16 15:27:01-04 https://t.co/XwgRush4Gk 10865 875815563800567808 2017-06-16 16:41:16-04 @eLOLzovic @chick_in_kiev @nycsouthpaw john, thank you 10866 875814287922659328 2017-06-16 16:36:12-04 @chick_in_kiev @nycsouthpaw what kind of acrostic is this 10867 875812169090306048 2017-06-16 16:27:47-04 @LillianSkye_ @chaosbria creepy 10868 875811595573764097 2017-06-16 16:25:30-04 @inafried @TonyRomm REKT 10869 875808955779477506 2017-06-16 16:15:01-04 https://t.co/N8EfOL06DV 10870 875808655756713985 2017-06-16 16:13:49-04 @byrdinator bill pullman 10871 875806441717846016 2017-06-16 16:05:02-04 Everything is great https://t.co/KmEsCMvMZw 10872 875805185670615040 2017-06-16 16:00:02-04 LOL https://t.co/VN55Cmvo4z 10873 875801403339423744 2017-06-16 15:45:00-04 Doctor later adds: "He was as critical as you could be when he came in." https://t.co/zpfKpch7TG 10874 875798634566107138 2017-06-16 15:34:00-04 Horrific. https://t.co/MPkPHvpJMN 10875 875798246391775233 2017-06-16 15:32:28-04 @aedwardslevy The winner of the Worst Week in Washington is Washington. 10876 875792307966103552 2017-06-16 15:08:52-04 @JaredRizzi god damn it jared 10877 875786905002139649 2017-06-16 14:47:24-04 @BradMossEsq @vermontgmg Oh I see what happened here 10878 875786310228865025 2017-06-16 14:45:02-04 https://t.co/AfaFYEClKw https://t.co/gtRSxajYpw 10879 875784509467308032 2017-06-16 14:37:53-04 @catesish 10880 875784331763089408 2017-06-16 14:37:10-04 @vermontgmg I have a lawyer, don't you? 10881 875783371833696256 2017-06-16 14:33:21-04 @KPFinnerty @AllMattNYT Today is the day Selena Gomez truly became president 10882 875783224735170560 2017-06-16 14:32:46-04 "skim-milk utterance" is great too 10883 875783207295361024 2017-06-16 14:32:42-04 @catesish Alright, well...alright 10884 875782560261058562 2017-06-16 14:30:08-04 @JaredRizzi Jared when are you going to have me on your show 10885 875782535577468929 2017-06-16 14:30:02-04 https://t.co/wL4WTNu6no https://t.co/LzmeRkftIK 10886 875782047083753476 2017-06-16 14:28:05-04 @connorobrienNH Connor 10887 875779739709034496 2017-06-16 14:18:55-04 @JennaMC_Laugh Oh no Jenna noooooo 10888 875778970377228288 2017-06-16 14:15:52-04 @AshCrossan Mom 10889 875778754919899136 2017-06-16 14:15:01-04 i'm cackling https://t.co/rIfJM8sS6x 10890 875775001210892289 2017-06-16 14:00:06-04 "Likely"? She's a Capitol Police officer! https://t.co/5783XFJVAP 10891 875772876984594433 2017-06-16 13:51:39-04 @kateconger you should make that 10892 875772299382796289 2017-06-16 13:49:21-04 @kateconger omg cyberrupaul 10893 875771205227249664 2017-06-16 13:45:01-04 Very weird tweet. https://t.co/jQQdcPPmIa 10894 875770916281733122 2017-06-16 13:43:52-04 @kelseylh Trump has recused himself 10895 875770706344251394 2017-06-16 13:43:02-04 @joshgerstein @GlennThrush https://t.co/LvE3jeiToR 10896 875770539071164422 2017-06-16 13:42:22-04 @myersjoel @darth @samsanders @dog_rates THIS SQUAD 10897 875769924224004096 2017-06-16 13:39:55-04 @joshgerstein @GlennThrush omfg 10898 875768485078601730 2017-06-16 13:34:12-04 @nycsouthpaw be honest, would you really rather have Dana Boente doing my tweets? 10899 875768414291333120 2017-06-16 13:33:55-04 @amir_anasr @nycsouthpaw a crime against nature 10900 875768382389448704 2017-06-16 13:33:48-04 @gregotto please click my link greg 10901 875768114776068100 2017-06-16 13:32:44-04 @nycsouthpaw this would be like you getting your own dog 10902 875767863423971328 2017-06-16 13:31:44-04 @AnitaM86 Brand may not 10903 875766390493519873 2017-06-16 13:25:53-04 @martinmatishak martin, are you available? 10904 875764839234363392 2017-06-16 13:19:43-04 @seanludwig @darth @WeWork oh my god who are these dogs 10905 875763658340671489 2017-06-16 13:15:01-04 same https://t.co/sJexXolNaD 10906 875762314514923522 2017-06-16 13:09:41-04 @HowellONeill smart 10907 875761456746287104 2017-06-16 13:06:16-04 @HowellONeill hmmm doesn't seem dirty enough 10908 875759893906640896 2017-06-16 13:00:04-04 omg https://t.co/AFWd5NnZxN 10909 875759825333997568 2017-06-16 12:59:47-04 @daveweigel leeches! 10910 875757867470422016 2017-06-16 12:52:01-04 Trump's lawyer has hired a lawyer https://t.co/MtGu9OBSQu 10911 875757520496852992 2017-06-16 12:50:38-04 @darth lol true 10912 875756880131391489 2017-06-16 12:48:05-04 @darth why should we be skeptical of newspaper stories based on anonymous sources if the president himself is not? 10913 875756644734562305 2017-06-16 12:47:09-04 @adamconner @vermontgmg yeah that Saturday Night Massacre is fascinating 10914 875756106026332160 2017-06-16 12:45:01-04 This is pretty incredible. https://t.co/9GDZmuBdQ4 10915 875754090868858881 2017-06-16 12:37:00-04 https://t.co/hRN0LcBIvR 10916 875753080134008832 2017-06-16 12:32:59-04 @pbump there weren't* 10917 875752330657845248 2017-06-16 12:30:00-04 .@Rasmussen_Poll gets a C+ in @FiveThirtyEight's pollster rankings. https://t.co/2t8e4eShbU https://t.co/W7UOjKawkn 10918 875751482116763648 2017-06-16 12:26:38-04 @aedwardslevy agree to disagree 10919 875751317943324672 2017-06-16 12:25:59-04 @aedwardslevy a stretch 10920 875750846398693377 2017-06-16 12:24:07-04 @dmitryzaksAFP Important to note that this is only about the Russia probe. For everything else, the top three positions are stable and normal. 10921 875748555545165824 2017-06-16 12:15:00-04 Trump confidant to @thedailybeast: "He has no qualms about throwing [Rosenstein] under a bus." https://t.co/ElD3sffi2W 10922 875747859768934401 2017-06-16 12:12:15-04 @qjurecic evergreen tweet 10923 875747783373881344 2017-06-16 12:11:56-04 Another possibility: the events in my prev tweet followed by Boente not recusing himself. Unclear whether his Comey conxn serious enough. 10924 875747495455936513 2017-06-16 12:10:48-04 @qjurecic yeah especially weird compared to Bruce's bio, but I guess the EOUSA doesn't set policies for that kind of thing 10925 875747147819479040 2017-06-16 12:09:25-04 @qjurecic https://t.co/ct0TT5xYz2 https://t.co/uiywZ4JdP4 10926 875746310460239873 2017-06-16 12:06:05-04 Good point. Entirely possible Rosenstein recuses, Trump tells Brand to fire Mueller, she refuses, and he fires her. Then here we are. https://t.co/ZNb9to3mjS 10927 875745984575406081 2017-06-16 12:04:47-04 @darth @molly_knight omfg 10928 875745894049755138 2017-06-16 12:04:26-04 @libbycwatson omfg 10929 875745810033651713 2017-06-16 12:04:06-04 @JBenischeck Parker is acting (Senate has not confirmed him since he took over); just noticed it and updated thread 10930 875745433313783808 2017-06-16 12:02:36-04 This likely won't matter because there's no reason to think Rachel Brand will have to recuse herself. But if she does, unclear who's next. 10931 875745214706720768 2017-06-16 12:01:44-04 According to the EO, after Boente (EDVA) come John Bruce (EDNC) and John Parker (NDTX). But both are acting USAs. https://t.co/ANu95YPlDe 10932 875741766783295488 2017-06-16 11:48:02-04 @eliotnelson hahahah 10933 875741553272262656 2017-06-16 11:47:11-04 @libbycwatson tfw u read trump's latest tweet 10934 875741320165380096 2017-06-16 11:46:15-04 @TheRealWBTC @darth barbara you are the best 10935 875741244701454340 2017-06-16 11:45:57-04 @eliotnelson "Tweet @140lawyer. If you have a Twitter account, you have a lawyer." 10936 875741007194734593 2017-06-16 11:45:01-04 Trump, June 16, 2015: "When Mexico sends its people, they're not sending their best." Trump, June 15, 2017: https://t.co/NtTC6n2PPu https://t.co/WN4RhZUOor 10937 875740877892841472 2017-06-16 11:44:30-04 @eliotnelson eliot nelson, esq 10938 875740786758909953 2017-06-16 11:44:08-04 @queersorceress omg 10939 875740748787970048 2017-06-16 11:43:59-04 @TonyRomm alexa, block tony on twitter 10940 875740333237260288 2017-06-16 11:42:20-04 @darth @danielleiat @WilliamTurton @HeyVeronica @ashleyfeinberg you're next danielle darth is coming for u 10941 875740275615903745 2017-06-16 11:42:06-04 @eliotnelson !! https://t.co/L9cFBYJDQH 10942 875740199891947520 2017-06-16 11:41:48-04 @libbycwatson basically a person 10943 875739976302047234 2017-06-16 11:40:55-04 @libbycwatson digby no-arms 10944 875739837076303873 2017-06-16 11:40:22-04 @danielleiat @WilliamTurton @darth @HeyVeronica @ashleyfeinberg do NOT question darth 10945 875739555231649797 2017-06-16 11:39:15-04 @WilliamTurton @darth @HeyVeronica @danielleiat @ashleyfeinberg YOUNG TURT i'm crying so great when darth trolls other people 10946 875737233856249856 2017-06-16 11:30:01-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/VIx3WVkjcD 10947 875735255281520641 2017-06-16 11:22:09-04 extremely normal https://t.co/M5qJZtUEhp 10948 875734963437666304 2017-06-16 11:21:00-04 @Kia_Mak he definitely issued at least that one EO on the issue but you asked if past admins did it twice in one month and I don't think so 10949 875733457602658305 2017-06-16 11:15:01-04 ⚠ Trump can squeeze his hotel industry rivals by reversing Obama's Cuba policies. https://t.co/Dh8LQj9vE7 https://t.co/Ut0GY2C1B7 10950 875733097274368001 2017-06-16 11:13:35-04 @ashleyfeinberg or you could just trick @WilliamTurton and take some 10951 875733035416784896 2017-06-16 11:13:20-04 @johnson_carrie @bmaz but these investigations move quickly (see Mueller expanding to include Trump OOJ) so who knows if that will remain true 10952 875732865484541953 2017-06-16 11:12:40-04 @Kia_Mak this is the first administration I've covered from the beginning so I can't say for sure, but I don't think Obama did 10953 875732382388826113 2017-06-16 11:10:44-04 @rcohen @relucasz all for one low price! 10954 875731450972299265 2017-06-16 11:07:02-04 @brianbeutler lol lol 10955 875730080949047296 2017-06-16 11:01:36-04 Of course, we all know how that worked out for the Senate Intelligence Committee investigating CIA torture. 10956 875728083164295172 2017-06-16 10:53:39-04 @lrozen i just laughed 10957 875727681849053184 2017-06-16 10:52:04-04 @amir_anasr hahahahaha 10958 875727478878343168 2017-06-16 10:51:15-04 @lrozen once they feel like they've sorted through all the docs and devised all possible questions, I'm guessing 10959 875726874630131713 2017-06-16 10:48:51-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @aaanastasia settle down 10960 875726650121617409 2017-06-16 10:47:58-04 .@jhalderm's presence on the second panel is sure to please those calling for more vigilance. He is a leading expert in the field. 10961 875726164224028673 2017-06-16 10:46:02-04 This Senate hearing will take place on the same day that former DHS Secretary Jeh Johnson testifies at House Intel. 10962 875725909038219264 2017-06-16 10:45:01-04 SSCI is holding a two-part election cybersecurity hearing on June 21. First DHS/FBI witnesses, then election and security experts. https://t.co/GVxgsfVIpL 10963 875725651826835456 2017-06-16 10:44:00-04 @jasonshevrin jason 10964 875725242886443009 2017-06-16 10:42:22-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @aaanastasia i'm okay with this 10965 875725221621379072 2017-06-16 10:42:17-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @aaanastasia @darth jared 10966 875724502554091521 2017-06-16 10:39:26-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @aaanastasia Hedwig/Aragog or GTFO 10967 875724386942283777 2017-06-16 10:38:58-04 @WakeUp2Politics if Brand and Boente combine their Orb tokens to summon the Orb 10968 875724234747727873 2017-06-16 10:38:22-04 @jessicaschulb the young intern who accidentally did a Russia investigation apologizes 10969 875724071438352387 2017-06-16 10:37:43-04 @hillyon according to the EO... https://t.co/L6O6mjrizT 10970 875723753849802752 2017-06-16 10:36:27-04 @kelseylh yes 10971 875723367336247296 2017-06-16 10:34:55-04 @kelseylh I can ask Trump to do another line-of-succession EO if you bribe me 10972 875723190772932612 2017-06-16 10:34:13-04 So if Rosenstein, Brand, and Boente recuse, our acting AG for the Russia investigation will be John Bruce. https://t.co/h0AojMTGOX 10973 875722974640431104 2017-06-16 10:33:21-04 Correction: Trump issued a second DOJ line-of-succession EO in March https://t.co/rgQIZ5Zcfu which replaces NDIL with EDNC. 10974 875722641499410432 2017-06-16 10:32:02-04 True. Boente is in the middle of the Comey stuff. So our acting AG for the Russia probe could soon be...Joel Levin. https://t.co/rqiRznwLjY https://t.co/smOEHrIrt5 10975 875722292482985985 2017-06-16 10:30:39-04 Of course, as head of the National Security Division, Boente may have done Russia stuff too. If he recuses, U.S. Attorney for NDIL is next. 10976 875721894586200069 2017-06-16 10:29:04-04 Great question! Per a 2/10/17 Trump EO https://t.co/15KQnzwygq the U.S. Attorney for EDVA is next. That's Dana Boente, acting head of NSD. https://t.co/J55XdqMzn3 10977 875721398274142209 2017-06-16 10:27:06-04 @adamgoldmanNYT @matthewamiller More like get Rachel Brand to do it 10978 875721201917845504 2017-06-16 10:26:19-04 @JaredRizzi water you talking about 10979 875718361182871553 2017-06-16 10:15:02-04 Always wonder why prestigious law firms want to represent state sponsors of terrorism. https://t.co/NcRIs0gs7o 10980 875716397153882112 2017-06-16 10:07:13-04 @eleventhirtyate love this metric 10981 875715598742953985 2017-06-16 10:04:03-04 @heathdwilliams a bountiful genre tbh 10982 875715357306236928 2017-06-16 10:03:05-04 @heathdwilliams LOL 10983 875714591589777409 2017-06-16 10:00:03-04 Two years ago today. https://t.co/p2iN6Ll8w1 https://t.co/nfeWpFs19A 10984 875714311859167233 2017-06-16 09:58:56-04 @IsaacDovere Spoilers! 10985 875707318616436737 2017-06-16 09:31:09-04 @Tobiiiaaas https://t.co/oVNtCkKkkR 10986 875707271212396546 2017-06-16 09:30:57-04 Also it's funny that he seems to say here that Rosenstein is the one investigating him. I'm sure Rosenstein doesn't like that framing... 10987 875706977594347520 2017-06-16 09:29:47-04 So the president just confirmed reports that Mueller is investigating him. https://t.co/fErkhajcRE 10988 875706804424114176 2017-06-16 09:29:06-04 @selenalarson LOL 10989 875701076732903424 2017-06-16 09:06:21-04 @ashleyfeinberg @amazon NSFW 10990 875700667859513346 2017-06-16 09:04:43-04 It's Amazon's world; we're just living in it. https://t.co/TgNmFZ6ykM 10991 875698494094397441 2017-06-16 08:56:05-04 @heathdwilliams @PerchingPirtle @crerrity BLASPHEMY 10992 875698462565834752 2017-06-16 08:55:57-04 @WinstonTapper @darth NOT ENOUGH TBH WINSTON 10993 875695900819116032 2017-06-16 08:45:47-04 @heathdwilliams @PerchingPirtle @crerrity Classic Wartortle 10994 875694181653639172 2017-06-16 08:38:57-04 @kelseylh Gtfo 10995 875693962811539456 2017-06-16 08:38:04-04 @kelseylh Do we have to 10996 875690741367963649 2017-06-16 08:25:16-04 For the hundredth time: We love it. You tell us exactly what you think and how you feel. It's incredibly insightful. https://t.co/4qRGPF4KTA 10997 875556691089268736 2017-06-15 23:32:36-04 @Wanderlustin 10998 875556475778846720 2017-06-15 23:31:45-04 @JaredRizzi @ktammm @byrdinator @darth OMFG 10999 875556335043129344 2017-06-15 23:31:11-04 @Wanderlustin impossible 11000 875552633452466177 2017-06-15 23:16:29-04 Don't want to distract from Workforce Development Week https://t.co/iefDRcgiNq 11001 875551808428675072 2017-06-15 23:13:12-04 @joshgerstein people familiar with the matter = Uber drivers who overhear the matter 11002 875551394006224896 2017-06-15 23:11:33-04 @BrendanBordelon they are the best animals 11003 875551047170879488 2017-06-15 23:10:11-04 @LPDonovan @nycsouthpaw liam, for what it's worth, i am not under investigation 11004 875550551160893440 2017-06-15 23:08:12-04 @karengeier @catesish #notallmillennialswhocurrentlyrunmoviestudios 11005 875549381541363713 2017-06-15 23:03:34-04 @lrozen she was thwarted tonight but that will change tomorrow morning 11006 875549115454824449 2017-06-15 23:02:30-04 @JohnHultquist how did you know my strategy?!? 11007 875548489014403072 2017-06-15 23:00:01-04 ICYMI https://t.co/XFpLgPVbXJ 11008 875546895141285892 2017-06-15 22:53:41-04 @JasonLeopold 11009 875546509319786496 2017-06-15 22:52:09-04 @IsaacDovere lol 11010 875546265374928896 2017-06-15 22:51:11-04 @nicolecieux nicole i don't get this and i want it to stay that way 11011 875545889988894720 2017-06-15 22:49:41-04 @jbarro Right, the message is nothing new, but a current senior DOJ official saying it on DOJ letterhead is different from Comey. 11012 875545482138923008 2017-06-15 22:48:04-04 @nicolecieux is there as much porn on the nicolenet 11013 875545243743121408 2017-06-15 22:47:07-04 @RedPandasDaily @darth lookin fierce 11014 875544768666886146 2017-06-15 22:45:14-04 @nicolecieux wait 11015 875543018710937602 2017-06-15 22:38:17-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm i don't have the voice remote this email lies 11016 875542698165510145 2017-06-15 22:37:00-04 J U S TAKE A HIKE I C E https://t.co/7eEoMtgh7S 11017 875542442593931268 2017-06-15 22:35:59-04 @savkthom i will convey that message to her savannah 11018 875542236594876416 2017-06-15 22:35:10-04 @IsaacDovere and at a kim jong unbeatable price 11019 875542117938057217 2017-06-15 22:34:42-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm in my inbox tonight https://t.co/iaHp92sFCf 11020 875541682451873792 2017-06-15 22:32:58-04 @pablohidalgo OMG didn't even notice him. Perfect. He's on Josie's side for this one. 11021 875541514671329280 2017-06-15 22:32:18-04 @savkthom no but she will be having some in her kibble tomorrow morning (shhhh don't tell her) 11022 875541217425195009 2017-06-15 22:31:07-04 @savkthom @maddieratner RIGHT 11023 875540940097818625 2017-06-15 22:30:01-04 Dude is out here stealing my strategy https://t.co/wSkRbVmSA6 11024 875540505488224256 2017-06-15 22:28:17-04 @pablohidalgo this is at once beautiful and sad 11025 875539586121904128 2017-06-15 22:24:38-04 @PigsFlyo0 this came in via email from DOJ; there is a delay before DOJ press releases appear on the website 11026 875539175960870915 2017-06-15 22:23:00-04 good point -----> https://t.co/MaQAH6P209 11027 875538077460180992 2017-06-15 22:18:39-04 @maggieNYT @adamgoldmanNYT the date on the release is him holding up a current newspaper 11028 875537162460160000 2017-06-15 22:15:00-04 Fine-tuned machine tho Matt https://t.co/VwoeVaZJeK 11029 875536878400917504 2017-06-15 22:13:53-04 @fordm @nycsouthpaw what if rosenstein is playing 5D chess here 11030 875536841772068864 2017-06-15 22:13:44-04 @nycsouthpaw hmmmmmmm 11031 875536228212510720 2017-06-15 22:11:18-04 @nycsouthpaw even the white house is nicer than you 11032 875536008972046337 2017-06-15 22:10:25-04 @ChuckWendig chorkster you need to look up the definition of "good" 11033 875535917213155328 2017-06-15 22:10:03-04 @nycsouthpaw does your press office have a phone number i can call if i am on deadline 11034 875535549968388099 2017-06-15 22:08:36-04 @ChuckWendig you sure have a weird way of doing it chuckles my boy 11035 875535401632575489 2017-06-15 22:08:01-04 @ChuckWendig are you trying to ruin my life 11036 875535313732599808 2017-06-15 22:07:40-04 @nycsouthpaw where is your media contact info 11037 875535050464534532 2017-06-15 22:06:37-04 @ChuckWendig omg chuck why did you put this in this thread and not in the older one 11038 875534274128162816 2017-06-15 22:03:32-04 @Egnr8 @darth yes 11039 875534255358705664 2017-06-15 22:03:27-04 @AlderFish smh 11040 875533391982059520 2017-06-15 22:00:01-04 WASHINGTON – Politico Cybersecurity Reporter Eric Geller issued the following statement: "Nothing matters." 11041 875532442135867392 2017-06-15 21:56:15-04 @NatashaBertrand Definitely weird. 11042 875532226070532096 2017-06-15 21:55:23-04 @NatashaBertrand i have a guess https://t.co/EnT6qYtrWE 11043 875531249603031041 2017-06-15 21:51:31-04 @joshledermanAP you might call it a "total and complete vindication" of your desire to speak on the record 11044 875531124746969089 2017-06-15 21:51:01-04 @darth @pbump in general darth 11045 875530873336156160 2017-06-15 21:50:01-04 Pretty cool detail from the game. https://t.co/3uxmVg8oct 11046 875530670982008833 2017-06-15 21:49:13-04 @akhoya87 @pbump @darth omfg andrew 11047 875529956041920512 2017-06-15 21:46:22-04 @pbump @darth don't you two have anything better to do? 11048 875529733852868608 2017-06-15 21:45:29-04 @darth @pbump god damn it 11049 875529163712737281 2017-06-15 21:43:13-04 @YesMomsCan @EricColumbus @JoyceWhiteVance I mean it may not be his choice to put this out but it's under his name 11050 875528945529212928 2017-06-15 21:42:21-04 @pbump yes philip 11051 875528860758048769 2017-06-15 21:42:01-04 @libbycwatson she looks like she loves you too 11052 875528072929443842 2017-06-15 21:38:53-04 Rosenstein also seems to hint that the USG knows of some Five Eyes officials leaking, which would not be super surprising. 11053 875525840091721732 2017-06-15 21:30:01-04 "Chief strategist Steve Bannon has told others that he believes the FBI is now out to get the Trump administration." https://t.co/QslWNlo2ym 11054 875524869122928640 2017-06-15 21:26:09-04 @malloryconlon I love them 11055 875524796016201729 2017-06-15 21:25:52-04 @darth @libbycwatson Omg I thought she was more a fan of Nintendmeow 11056 875522067629834241 2017-06-15 21:15:01-04 ⬇⬇⬇⬇ https://t.co/13P491sKme 11057 875520072181321730 2017-06-15 21:07:06-04 @RachAClark aww man i should have gone to this. have fun! 11058 875519636099432455 2017-06-15 21:05:22-04 @RachAClark omg are you there 11059 875519317869293570 2017-06-15 21:04:06-04 @darth darth are you hallucinating 11060 875518583983546369 2017-06-15 21:01:11-04 @RachAClark the kids are alright rachel 11061 875518287362314240 2017-06-15 21:00:00-04 omfG https://t.co/JPzk5VfO4t 11062 875517960659533825 2017-06-15 20:58:42-04 @MEPFuller lovin ur tweets 11063 875517731868737537 2017-06-15 20:57:48-04 @KatieBoWill goooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaal 11064 875515251533459458 2017-06-15 20:47:56-04 @dog_rates @TRlS7AN TRICKED PUPPER 11065 875514588388880384 2017-06-15 20:45:18-04 @connorobrienNH pretty sure I saw a Putin mascot doing something sketchy in the stands tho 11066 875514371031654400 2017-06-15 20:44:26-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 @darth it's called a procession i believe 11067 875514261774241792 2017-06-15 20:44:00-04 I just... https://t.co/INnULFYwoY 11068 875514151900237824 2017-06-15 20:43:34-04 @libbycwatson @maddieratner this face 11069 875513591176331264 2017-06-15 20:41:21-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 good 2 know 11070 875512016651374592 2017-06-15 20:35:05-04 @stevesilberman @ChuckWendig this is a common thing; Obama did it too 11071 875511930399723522 2017-06-15 20:34:45-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 okay then maybe we can watch a musical like the king and i...am not under investigation 11072 875509503827030016 2017-06-15 20:25:06-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 okay talia i will let you choose the movie but remember i am not under investigation 11073 875508384795168769 2017-06-15 20:20:39-04 @libbycwatson @maddieratner sincere apologies also what does digby think of maddie and her want, can u please ask 11074 875508299357138944 2017-06-15 20:20:19-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 how about all the president's men 11075 875508181916672000 2017-06-15 20:19:51-04 @alexandra_adams @darth @maddieratner OMFG SUMMER 11076 875507500623200261 2017-06-15 20:17:08-04 @pablohidalgo 11077 875506671375855616 2017-06-15 20:13:51-04 @sparksjls @MEPFuller shortstop? more like longstop, because the game's going to last for a really long time! 11078 875505981895127040 2017-06-15 20:11:06-04 @pbump ahhh okay well in the spirit of baseball let me just say gfy 11079 875505937917915136 2017-06-15 20:10:56-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 https://t.co/RjMWVvGRBg 11080 875505741691584512 2017-06-15 20:10:09-04 @dmbmeg @darth @maddieratner GUS 11081 875505671420227584 2017-06-15 20:09:52-04 @pbump your* 11082 875505000377712646 2017-06-15 20:07:12-04 @pbump how are you mentions btw 11083 875504147923185664 2017-06-15 20:03:49-04 @dmbmeg @darth @maddieratner omg what is this pup's name 11084 875504044760080385 2017-06-15 20:03:25-04 @rromeril3 @darth BELLE YOU BEAUT 11085 875504021519421441 2017-06-15 20:03:19-04 @RachAClark right? 11086 875503933480996864 2017-06-15 20:02:58-04 @Wanderlustin @maddieratner she will get some with her breakfast tomorrow 11087 875503846604369920 2017-06-15 20:02:37-04 @pbump this tweet really blew up 11088 875503800932585472 2017-06-15 20:02:26-04 @manraysky @maddieratner omg josie 11089 875503189914787841 2017-06-15 20:00:01-04 @maddieratner @darth 11090 875502828504186881 2017-06-15 19:58:35-04 The rotisserie chicken wanter https://t.co/YqY6oWTADs 11091 875499625641381888 2017-06-15 19:45:51-04 @dynarski @darth SCOOBY YOU ARE SO CUTE 11092 875499273814769674 2017-06-15 19:44:27-04 Chuck "Shades" Schumer https://t.co/48LtIDr5Z2 11093 875497627881791488 2017-06-15 19:37:55-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 okay i recommend their turkey club it's delicious i am not under investigation it has mayo and bacon too 11094 875497450026487808 2017-06-15 19:37:12-04 @cwarzel @TonyRomm OH MY GOD 11095 875497294338154497 2017-06-15 19:36:35-04 @byrdinator cheer for the budweiser horsie 11096 875497018105499649 2017-06-15 19:35:29-04 @DougLindner both i think douglas 11097 875496947599253505 2017-06-15 19:35:12-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 as long as it's not investigative witchcraft 11098 875496792464478208 2017-06-15 19:34:35-04 @dnvolz the ol' Jimmy B Careful, as we call it at the bureau 11099 875496405539991552 2017-06-15 19:33:03-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 talia thank u even though this is a witch hunt btw i am not under investigation 11100 875496255585218560 2017-06-15 19:32:27-04 Massive applause audible on TV for this American hero https://t.co/s6Sdkus0mX 11101 875495901241933824 2017-06-15 19:31:03-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 robert mueller don't read this . . . . . . . . . talia hello. i am not under investigation 11102 875495655044775936 2017-06-15 19:30:04-04 There is a Budweiser horse on the baseball field https://t.co/KuYS4gIrQC 11103 875495218556096512 2017-06-15 19:28:20-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 hey, want to come back to my place and hang out? i am not under investigation btw. i can make popcorn and we can watch a movie. 11104 875494858244411393 2017-06-15 19:26:54-04 @chick_in_kiev @evan7257 lololol 11105 875494072449986560 2017-06-15 19:23:47-04 @monicariese lol 11106 875493906712023041 2017-06-15 19:23:07-04 @commrhetprof @darth omfg 11107 875493216702918658 2017-06-15 19:20:23-04 @JaredRizzi @Wizards_DnD can i be the jedi 11108 875493025706897408 2017-06-15 19:19:37-04 @JaredRizzi @Wizards_DnD wow i'm in 11109 875493002139009024 2017-06-15 19:19:32-04 @jenheddle cookies cannot be bad choices, it is science 11110 875492952788918272 2017-06-15 19:19:20-04 @molly_knight @darth omg these pups 11111 875492890759360513 2017-06-15 19:19:05-04 Also, WaPo says FBI General Counsel James Baker was the person who objected to Comey telling Trump that he wasn't under investigation. https://t.co/5KV2dxanbB 11112 875491863397974016 2017-06-15 19:15:00-04 Mueller is looking at Jared Kushner's business dealings, WaPo reports. https://t.co/ZB8ymE1Tsk https://t.co/kVQF5bFyRd 11113 875491737988456448 2017-06-15 19:14:30-04 @MEPFuller bless you 11114 875489506694135808 2017-06-15 19:05:38-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @darth All lies 11115 875488097294729216 2017-06-15 19:00:02-04 Legendary journalist @kenvogel came over to my desk shortly after I got here and introduced himself and welcomed me. A+ dude. NYT is lucky. https://t.co/GQWvpByLNx 11116 875486840656191488 2017-06-15 18:55:03-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @darth Why is everyone joining this damn thread 11117 875486511738826753 2017-06-15 18:53:44-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @nancipants Omfg 11118 875486460874559488 2017-06-15 18:53:32-04 @dceiver Hey just want to say I love your shirt but look up from your phone there's a cyclist coming 11119 875486200295026688 2017-06-15 18:52:30-04 This detail is really something https://t.co/bj9dbw3cYk 11120 875485795016167424 2017-06-15 18:50:53-04 @ChuckWendig @darth Pls don't do this 11121 875485020265340928 2017-06-15 18:47:49-04 https://t.co/VyX5ZDqojc 11122 875480961730957312 2017-06-15 18:31:41-04 @darth @ChuckWendig OMFG 11123 875480099071692801 2017-06-15 18:28:15-04 @ChuckWendig @darth Chuck, darth does not understand or care about this weird meme of yours 11124 875479986404196352 2017-06-15 18:27:49-04 @darth @MykeCole @scalzi Omfg watch out for Jar Jar I am serious 11125 875478823114067968 2017-06-15 18:23:11-04 @heathdwilliams Merry Christmas 11126 875477559013756928 2017-06-15 18:18:10-04 @dynamofire @darth Oh my Lord 11127 875474839498358784 2017-06-15 18:07:21-04 @libbycwatson Omg 11128 875474766148382721 2017-06-15 18:07:04-04 @JaredRizzi @byrdinator @darth Same tbh 11129 875474384504467461 2017-06-15 18:05:33-04 @kasiapilat Very same 11130 875474122800852992 2017-06-15 18:04:31-04 @darth I should have expected this 11131 875473852540891136 2017-06-15 18:03:26-04 @JaredRizzi @byrdinator @darth Navi you are adorable I hope you get all the marshmallows your heart desires 11132 875473421211246593 2017-06-15 18:01:43-04 @byrdinator @darth @JaredRizzi Omg hiiiii 11133 875473005794791425 2017-06-15 18:00:04-04 @kasiapilat death 11134 875473000195383297 2017-06-15 18:00:03-04 I'm guessing Twitter cutting the corners off people's avatars has produced some funny/embarrassing results. Anyone see good ones? 11135 875469230770094080 2017-06-15 17:45:04-04 lol lol lol https://t.co/P2sv8ELzfq 11136 875468796173189122 2017-06-15 17:43:21-04 @jbarro same tbh 11137 875468465552982017 2017-06-15 17:42:02-04 @JaredRizzi @MatthewNussbaum rude 11138 875468357281165312 2017-06-15 17:41:36-04 @MatthewNussbaum have you met me 11139 875467927054675968 2017-06-15 17:39:53-04 @MatthewNussbaum bet his services are ex-pence-ive 11140 875467776256876549 2017-06-15 17:39:17-04 @JaredRizzi @Ohzdeu @juliemason it's good to be needed 11141 875467708007153664 2017-06-15 17:39:01-04 @shane_bauer @greggawatt what about horse forgery 11142 875466464236621825 2017-06-15 17:34:05-04 @AliWatkins wait it doesn't???? 11143 875463098148192258 2017-06-15 17:20:42-04 SSCI leaders say they met with DNI Coats today "to clear up a number of questions that remained" from his public testimony last week. https://t.co/dGclvsgxTw 11144 875457899388059649 2017-06-15 17:00:03-04 Absolutely, totally bonkers https://t.co/QV2acfbjAw 11145 875457177472913408 2017-06-15 16:57:10-04 @admiraljello that ratio omg 11146 875456886493126656 2017-06-15 16:56:01-04 @WilliamPieper @darth damn it 11147 875453198051540995 2017-06-15 16:41:22-04 @KevinMKruse @josheidelson @TonyRomm exactly 11148 875452080403746817 2017-06-15 16:36:55-04 @josheidelson @TonyRomm i mean look you do not want people trying to eat the sushi off the kids 11149 875451810001145856 2017-06-15 16:35:51-04 @josheidelson @TonyRomm probably smart tbh 11150 875451641985720321 2017-06-15 16:35:11-04 @dceiver kim jong unper 11151 875450419132215298 2017-06-15 16:30:19-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @VivienneMachi @rachel_witkin literally me 11152 875450320016560128 2017-06-15 16:29:56-04 @ajaromano it's adam and eve, not adam and gif 11153 875450097684930560 2017-06-15 16:29:03-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @VivienneMachi @rachel_witkin three years, i thought 11154 875449971201507328 2017-06-15 16:28:32-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @VivienneMachi @rachel_witkin remember when you were in my office in that conference room right next to my desk, that was cool 11155 875449638676856832 2017-06-15 16:27:13-04 @VivienneMachi @JennaMC_Laugh @rachel_witkin what are phones 11156 875449431302316033 2017-06-15 16:26:24-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @VivienneMachi @rachel_witkin maybe we're living in different simulations and we can only communicate via twitter 11157 875449184555499520 2017-06-15 16:25:25-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @VivienneMachi @rachel_witkin i'm suing, SEE YOU IN COURT 11158 875448987066802181 2017-06-15 16:24:38-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @VivienneMachi @rachel_witkin oh you know i'm on dat simulation beat https://t.co/lE7qHFzVFF 11159 875448686054178816 2017-06-15 16:23:26-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @VivienneMachi @rachel_witkin go on... 11160 875448382172655616 2017-06-15 16:22:14-04 @angiekay500 Thank you! 11161 875447613402828800 2017-06-15 16:19:10-04 @karoun cc: @SenateSAA 11162 875447191812407297 2017-06-15 16:17:30-04 @karoun please don't topple the building karoun 11163 875447085696471044 2017-06-15 16:17:04-04 @IsaacDovere you're taking him literally again 11164 875446733819580416 2017-06-15 16:15:41-04 @ranimolla @darth THOSE EYES 11165 875446014504841216 2017-06-15 16:12:49-04 @justinjm1 @NoahShachtman goes great with a whole pie of pizzagate 11166 875444077822713858 2017-06-15 16:05:07-04 @darth darth this is starting to sound sexy i am just saying 11167 875443810192510977 2017-06-15 16:04:03-04 Side by side: One of the RNC's new Mueller talking points (h/t @PhilipRucker https://t.co/2BO9j7tTws) and Trump's latest tweet. https://t.co/2MyqpHd3q4 11168 875443090898780161 2017-06-15 16:01:12-04 @DeeGoots I was wondering where these extended interviews had gone! Felt like there had only ever been one or two. 11169 875442627772125184 2017-06-15 15:59:22-04 Also why are we going with "Crooked H" instead of "Crooked Hillary" now? Low-energy? Sad! 11170 875442317712400384 2017-06-15 15:58:08-04 What about Boston? Look at the cost, n’ all that we’ve lost n’ you talk about Congress?! https://t.co/JfSupQmfRe 11171 875441806191861761 2017-06-15 15:56:06-04 @cheerybrit8 @darth PENNY <3 11172 875440980450828292 2017-06-15 15:52:49-04 @TheFuturition of course, I forgot about the Trilateral Commission 11173 875440876037828608 2017-06-15 15:52:24-04 @justinjm1 Sad! 11174 875440132802916353 2017-06-15 15:49:27-04 @cheerybrit8 @darth omg who is this cutie 11175 875440083842867205 2017-06-15 15:49:15-04 Also: What happened to appointing a special prosecutor to investigate Clinton? 11176 875439227508543488 2017-06-15 15:45:51-04 I think this tweet is designed to annoy copy-editors https://t.co/EG2gwmOtQP 11177 875438084288122880 2017-06-15 15:41:18-04 @darth Omg darth I need to try this 11178 875436501324124160 2017-06-15 15:35:01-04 The Chinese are getting more and more desperate https://t.co/SFjeQIJCRM 11179 875434629041410048 2017-06-15 15:27:35-04 @MLevineReports Did Sessions formally request that SSCI suspend its request for information? 11180 875433966068740096 2017-06-15 15:24:56-04 @lizzieohreally @darth Mara Jade you beautiful thing 11181 875432556367417344 2017-06-15 15:19:20-04 @monicariese and sometimes following my handle is more than people can handle 11182 875430164552970240 2017-06-15 15:09:50-04 -------> https://t.co/GOU7xmeSKa 11183 875430089990733824 2017-06-15 15:09:32-04 @eliotnelson congrats! 11184 875426986121994243 2017-06-15 14:57:12-04 @kelseylh not me 11185 875426384637820928 2017-06-15 14:54:49-04 @liszhou and i look in a mirror every morning 11186 875426355017658368 2017-06-15 14:54:42-04 @liszhou didn't think it was possible for someone to be this white 11187 875425991849648128 2017-06-15 14:53:15-04 @liszhou is that tim cook 11188 875421417675919360 2017-06-15 14:35:05-04 @MelanconJena i will do my best 11189 875420990460878849 2017-06-15 14:33:23-04 this is the picture the MSM doesn't want you to see https://t.co/Quy7EMO0cU 11190 875420418227785728 2017-06-15 14:31:06-04 @Redpainter1 @darth @AMatthiesen tyvm 11191 875420149565861888 2017-06-15 14:30:02-04 When do they take possession of the ORB https://t.co/fHZAijFVOl 11192 875419215095836673 2017-06-15 14:26:20-04 @JaredRizzi twas ever thus, my man 11193 875419118383616001 2017-06-15 14:25:56-04 @darth @AMatthiesen "siri bear how long does it take to get to the closest cvs" "have u considered just walking there and finding out" 11194 875418725775798274 2017-06-15 14:24:23-04 @JaredRizzi 배구orb 11195 875418198459527169 2017-06-15 14:22:17-04 @pablohidalgo https://t.co/rarm6LSCVZ 11196 875418028556656641 2017-06-15 14:21:37-04 @JaredRizzi torb 11197 875417820712099840 2017-06-15 14:20:47-04 @JaredRizzi Squorb 11198 875417703024144384 2017-06-15 14:20:19-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov omfg 11199 875417652482768897 2017-06-15 14:20:07-04 @MEPFuller @JNicholsonInDC hmmmmm 11200 875417511851896837 2017-06-15 14:19:33-04 @lmarytweets yes, I was kidding 11201 875417133601214464 2017-06-15 14:18:03-04 @JaredRizzi Orbsketball 11202 875417111392342022 2017-06-15 14:17:58-04 @JaredRizzi Orbsball has always been our national pastime 11203 875416904718065665 2017-06-15 14:17:09-04 @MatthewNussbaum oh thank god 11204 875416878583349248 2017-06-15 14:17:02-04 @atsneed hmmm when is @TonyRomm's birthday again 11205 875416792440635393 2017-06-15 14:16:42-04 @MatthewNussbaum not sure if compliment or insult 11206 875416485182701569 2017-06-15 14:15:29-04 @brian_nov wtf 11207 875416444560912387 2017-06-15 14:15:19-04 @MatthewNussbaum one of them is only for emergencies 11208 875416372091777025 2017-06-15 14:15:02-04 Oooh, I wonder for what job! https://t.co/LaNBsEJc5Y 11209 875416358544080896 2017-06-15 14:14:58-04 @JaredRizzi or the orb, as the case may be 11210 875416130571169792 2017-06-15 14:14:04-04 @brian_nov stop 11211 875415395829788678 2017-06-15 14:11:09-04 @brian_nov Cam Mitchell 11212 875414797197737984 2017-06-15 14:08:46-04 @brian_nov idk man 11213 875414379558309890 2017-06-15 14:07:07-04 @brian_nov new guy is boss 11214 875414340538642432 2017-06-15 14:06:57-04 @brian_nov wait I thought you said you just started the show 11215 875413674281881605 2017-06-15 14:04:19-04 If the Marshal has the Orb, it doesn't matter https://t.co/pNqdhLQG54 11216 875413574168064000 2017-06-15 14:03:55-04 @dudezilla that thing you know! 11217 875413482786705408 2017-06-15 14:03:33-04 @brian_nov Brian 11218 875413287478886403 2017-06-15 14:02:46-04 @JaredRizzi @SHSanders45 A+ on "so-called briefing" 11219 875412607037038592 2017-06-15 14:00:04-04 No doubt meeting with the Marshal of the Supreme Court https://t.co/lIARuDcKdz 11220 875411429280673792 2017-06-15 13:55:23-04 @tayhatmaker all the meals 11221 875408817743249408 2017-06-15 13:45:01-04 Love watching sites that said "Attribution is impossible! Fake news!" for Russia suddenly writing credulously about NK WannaCry attribution 11222 875406150799425544 2017-06-15 13:34:25-04 @ChuckWendig i am very disapproving of you 11223 875405478846767104 2017-06-15 13:31:45-04 @ChuckWendig chuck this is inappropriate 11224 875405051619037185 2017-06-15 13:30:03-04 So-called record-keeping* https://t.co/EEUrfkNct9 11225 875404750388428801 2017-06-15 13:28:51-04 @ChuckWendig don't you mean a dogmatic recreation of course i deny that this is accurate at all, since there is no tape 11226 875404177970786305 2017-06-15 13:26:34-04 @ChuckWendig i'm hacking stand by 11227 875403417375657984 2017-06-15 13:23:33-04 @ChuckWendig i'm gonna hack it 11228 875403282604318720 2017-06-15 13:23:01-04 @MarisaKabas 4/10 11229 875402788158754817 2017-06-15 13:21:03-04 @ChuckWendig how are they sending you these messages 11230 875402126729646080 2017-06-15 13:18:25-04 @ChuckWendig damn, Black Barket, how do you even come up with these given that you're such a bad writer 11231 875401935851048960 2017-06-15 13:17:40-04 @TonyRomm @dmccabe LOL LOL 11232 875401451534778369 2017-06-15 13:15:44-04 @ChuckWendig you're an extraordinary buffoon but "Dog Web" is good 11233 875401274505785344 2017-06-15 13:15:02-04 "Congress has never had much interest in confronting its own mortality." @vermontgmg on leg branch continuity woes: https://t.co/alTxc8staq https://t.co/Cllq5POZEP 11234 875400845092937728 2017-06-15 13:13:20-04 @ChuckWendig chuck, i do not confirm that such a tape exists! 11235 875400757130010625 2017-06-15 13:12:59-04 @caseyvaughn @darth now this is diplomacy 11236 875400246108573698 2017-06-15 13:10:57-04 @ChuckWendig is snoobug a hacker 11237 875399264960118784 2017-06-15 13:07:03-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots OMFG 11238 875399190981029889 2017-06-15 13:06:45-04 @ChuckWendig chuck 11239 875398880858431488 2017-06-15 13:05:31-04 @ChuckWendig *blinks three times, then winks* 11240 875397500131258368 2017-06-15 13:00:02-04 https://t.co/iG1E1sOgpp 11241 875393717175074817 2017-06-15 12:45:00-04 Truly honored to be tagged in this tweet https://t.co/kKf5Gwavv6 11242 875389564323590144 2017-06-15 12:28:30-04 @ChloeWhiteaker @AlexJamesFitz @tomgara amazing 11243 875387974900477953 2017-06-15 12:22:11-04 Two senior House Dems say the Bloomberg hacking story underscores the importance of the @EACgov. https://t.co/2jXBnLMliO 11244 875380268877701120 2017-06-15 11:51:34-04 @alex_abads initially misread this as "pop music and death" and thought of @TonyRomm 11245 875379875678273541 2017-06-15 11:50:00-04 As @darth points out, Twitter's new avatar design proves that all must bend to the will of the Orb. 11246 875379689472368640 2017-06-15 11:49:16-04 @AlexJamesFitz @tomgara this has to be fake 11247 875378094961561601 2017-06-15 11:42:56-04 @darth omfg THE ORB 11248 875378050094989314 2017-06-15 11:42:45-04 Exactly. I understand the need to keep people participating in democracy, but that doesn't excuse burying one's head in the sand. https://t.co/9tWZStqa7X 11249 875377613145034752 2017-06-15 11:41:01-04 @MEPFuller was he playing while touring? 11250 875376979754848256 2017-06-15 11:38:30-04 @AlexPappas @jdawsey1 even the losers and the haters! 11251 875376604607676418 2017-06-15 11:37:00-04 Remember when I said election officials aren't transparent? This is why that matters. Public confidence comes from demonstrated competence. https://t.co/sqq3rnM0Ex 11252 875374848930873344 2017-06-15 11:30:02-04 What the hell are these new TweetDeck icons 11253 875374411343417344 2017-06-15 11:28:17-04 @HowellONeill @JohnHultquist @marasawr always in the mood 11254 875373872551530496 2017-06-15 11:26:09-04 @JohnHultquist @marasawr you're really getting into this 11255 875371071666610176 2017-06-15 11:15:01-04 ... https://t.co/LrqLEyBO3U 11256 875367305349222400 2017-06-15 11:00:03-04 60 percent of Americans think Trump tried to obstruct the Russia probe. 68 percent concerned about his Russia ties. https://t.co/90CiquJmJP 11257 875363522745643012 2017-06-15 10:45:01-04 This is a great point about the Intercept story and the claim that it wasn't worth publishing. https://t.co/JtalTW8vvo 11258 875359749004570625 2017-06-15 10:30:02-04 What is our world https://t.co/HFexPaapSE 11259 875357780567261184 2017-06-15 10:22:12-04 HPSCI confirms that Jeh Johnson — whom it calls the former DHS "director" — will testify in an open session at 10am on June 21. https://t.co/j1U0ybP1HA 11260 875352215296262144 2017-06-15 10:00:06-04 Wow. When Trump called Rogers, he also cast doubt on the IC's Russian hacking assessment. https://t.co/az6bfVubX9 https://t.co/qiIjzKpdY0 11261 875344959121084416 2017-06-15 09:31:16-04 There was barely any https://t.co/sFr5BUf1PH 11262 918509089751224320 2017-10-12 12:10:06-04 Small scoop in today's @MorningCybersec: GAO will probe FCC's cybersecurity posture after the commission claimed it had been DDoSed in May. https://t.co/l5PYcDgeBa Request for probe came from @SenBrianSchatz and @FrankPallone. 11263 918536112074842112 2017-10-12 13:57:29-04 Kelly: "The cameras always catch me when I'm thinking hard, and it looks like I'm frustrated and mad." 11264 918180399314071552 2017-10-11 14:24:00-04 @Olivianuzzi I think, probably, you'd have to say, you'll never find someone who loves the First Amendment as big-league as him 11265 920273202504486912 2017-10-17 09:00:03-04 "Friends say President Donald Trump has grown frustrated that his greatness is not widely understood..." https://t.co/HAZouIxREK 11266 918234765203050498 2017-10-11 18:00:02-04 uhhhhh https://t.co/ERUQiz76tG https://t.co/o8cY3kpUsE 11267 920303406090141696 2017-10-17 11:00:05-04 Great @just_security article about the international law aspects of the "hacking back" bill: https://t.co/S1I8WvAWTJ https://t.co/tPTgvojY1b 11268 920288305081651201 2017-10-17 10:00:04-04 Sophisticated hackers broke into Microsoft's bug-tracking database, a goldmine for bad cyber actors: https://t.co/5vJ7XF1gQp https://t.co/Uh6ixtq1P8 11269 920274370332938240 2017-10-17 09:04:42-04 @jbarro let me just stop you right there 11270 920273512622886913 2017-10-17 09:01:17-04 (same tbh) https://t.co/dfwkf1ewvo 11271 920255852552097794 2017-10-17 07:51:07-04 @pbump @darth @varshaoforange @literallycondom @helper @RodRosenstein like a ba— wait a minute 11272 920255539459887104 2017-10-17 07:49:52-04 @pbump @darth @varshaoforange @literallycondom @helper @RodRosenstein omfg 11273 920140788922712065 2017-10-17 00:13:54-04 @pbump @darth @varshaoforange @literallycondom @helper anyway i have to go to bed now because some of us have important work to do in the morning please do not continue this thread after i am asleep i am serious 11274 920140067741499392 2017-10-17 00:11:02-04 @pbump @darth @varshaoforange @literallycondom @helper why did you put quotes around my name 11275 920139884257521665 2017-10-17 00:10:18-04 @darth @pbump @varshaoforange @literallycondom @helper darth did you just 11276 920139624525295617 2017-10-17 00:09:16-04 @pbump @darth @varshaoforange @literallycondom @helper my name is Eric 11277 920139352377888768 2017-10-17 00:08:11-04 @pbump @darth @varshaoforange @literallycondom @helper why are you like this 11278 920133770006507521 2017-10-16 23:46:00-04 This isn't me because I would proudly admit to being a fanatic https://t.co/2RLUHCnnMY 11279 920133360969805828 2017-10-16 23:44:23-04 @lartist @ChuckWendig i love this 11280 920132425644236800 2017-10-16 23:40:40-04 @nicolecieux i'm gonna die 11281 920128725592756225 2017-10-16 23:25:58-04 @blakehounshell IT'S UNIQUE 11282 920128635306201088 2017-10-16 23:25:36-04 I...I just https://t.co/SjHE37Twin 11283 920111049692545029 2017-10-16 22:15:43-04 @heathdwilliams lol same 11284 920107300060352512 2017-10-16 22:00:49-04 @JennyENicholson that woman is making a foal of herself 11285 920102983911735296 2017-10-16 21:43:40-04 I spy with my little eyes an amazing ratio 11286 920076897567981569 2017-10-16 20:00:01-04 https://t.co/equzZiTqgk 11287 920069345073647616 2017-10-16 19:30:00-04 Senate Judiciary Committee schedules Thursday meeting to vote on John Demers, Trump's nominee to lead DOJ's National Security Division. https://t.co/fRaCx5z3g7 11288 920061805111717888 2017-10-16 19:00:02-04 please just don't https://t.co/Fgj9j6YQow 11289 920054250566283265 2017-10-16 18:30:01-04 Trump cyber coordinator Rob Joyce now has an official government Twitter account. Follows a healthy mix of US, UK, and AUS govt cyber folks. https://t.co/ku9yG0LZdL 11290 920046696330964992 2017-10-16 18:00:00-04 Is that bad? https://t.co/qNcq3C9Poz 11291 920044854616391681 2017-10-16 17:52:41-04 @catesish I assume you saw the HH response 11292 920044384405647360 2017-10-16 17:50:49-04 @Wanderlustin ew 11293 920044369037676544 2017-10-16 17:50:45-04 @TheRealWBTC @darth WOW i need a guide dog puppy training at my office now 11294 920044293112451072 2017-10-16 17:50:27-04 @Wanderlustin if you say "safking" out loud it sounds like you're saying "so f**king" really fast 11295 920043634266923009 2017-10-16 17:47:50-04 @Wanderlustin i almost accidentally wrote "safking" 11296 920043601672986624 2017-10-16 17:47:42-04 @Wanderlustin i love "safkind" omg 11297 920042197608747008 2017-10-16 17:42:08-04 @Wanderlustin beep boop! 11298 920039150304206848 2017-10-16 17:30:01-04 Weird how they're so secretive about this stuff https://t.co/4Vol60DHAi 11299 920035213706711045 2017-10-16 17:14:23-04 @darth @varshaoforange @pbump @literallycondom @helper well, this could have been worse, i suppose 11300 920034234479316993 2017-10-16 17:10:29-04 @ChuckWendig are you at Paramount for the Star Trek meeting 11301 920033515349127169 2017-10-16 17:07:38-04 @varshaoforange @pbump @darth @literallycondom @helper @darth please photoshop me reading this thread and having a skele-ton of fun doing so 11302 920033360436752385 2017-10-16 17:07:01-04 @nicolecieux what did i just read 11303 920032063113265152 2017-10-16 17:01:51-04 @pbump @darth @literallycondom @helper i am having a skele-ton of fun reading this thread 11304 920031597285527558 2017-10-16 17:00:00-04 Equifollowup: @HouseCommerce leaders want to know how GSA evaluates cybersecurity when awarding contracts: https://t.co/MdCKIs5ghE https://t.co/WBmB8U2Xu3 11305 920016508583141376 2017-10-16 16:00:03-04 This is horrific. Journalists around the world face mortal peril just for doing their jobs. https://t.co/JgWAoFDgGD 11306 920009129321693185 2017-10-16 15:30:44-04 @CMWAshby me too 11307 920007918958927873 2017-10-16 15:25:55-04 @CMWAshby un.believable. 11308 920007885303832576 2017-10-16 15:25:47-04 @peachnara @CMWAshby this is extremely bad and i love it 11309 920000609796935685 2017-10-16 14:56:52-04 @pablohidalgo incredible 11310 919999257012293635 2017-10-16 14:51:30-04 Any time you see the phrase "an astronomical marvel that scientists have never seen before," you know you have to keep reading. https://t.co/Q0UtW24AAz https://t.co/z40WFYqsor 11311 919991977994833921 2017-10-16 14:22:34-04 I literally forgot McConnell was there until Trump handed him this question just now. 11312 919991024684097536 2017-10-16 14:18:47-04 Trump shouts over reporter who starts to ask a question about Mueller. "There has been absolutely no collusion," he says. 11313 919988925237727233 2017-10-16 14:10:27-04 Notably, McConnell did not answer this question, which was posed to both of them. https://t.co/k5QEDfIZcw 11314 919987440370171904 2017-10-16 14:04:32-04 unreal https://t.co/6qgCe0PIXz 11315 919984876337721345 2017-10-16 13:54:21-04 https://t.co/GiRvigOZEB 11316 919975761402105861 2017-10-16 13:18:08-04 @darth @mat lol "scoop" get it because dogs poop and then you scoop it up lol 11317 919974446684954626 2017-10-16 13:12:55-04 @darth https://t.co/Se2NhlbVlO 11318 919970774328446976 2017-10-16 12:58:19-04 @MatthewNussbaum l o l 11319 919964658433486848 2017-10-16 12:34:01-04 Cyber researchers reveal serious Wi-Fi security flaw: https://t.co/LkBhdnyY5G We're still waiting to hear from device makers. https://t.co/X7cnTDwDdM 11320 919941739263250432 2017-10-16 11:02:56-04 Also, Kaspersky has identified a nation-state actor using an Adobe Flash vulnerability for targeted attacks: https://t.co/ZbvaLVhjA0 11321 919941016949481474 2017-10-16 11:00:04-04 Two serious cybersecurity vulnerabilities disclosed this morning: Key factorization: https://t.co/dicn9qxk0N WPA2: https://t.co/jdpxjAItSZ 11322 919935134115291136 2017-10-16 10:36:42-04 @JennaMC_Laugh https://t.co/7KaC3tZt9M 11323 919933455894540288 2017-10-16 10:30:02-04 DHS directs agencies to implement new email and web security measures, including DMARC and HTTPS: https://t.co/IxJ5eLRJzR 11324 919930078536007680 2017-10-16 10:16:36-04 @lorenzoFB yes, we will come after you and we are merciless 11325 919928632814067712 2017-10-16 10:10:52-04 @lorenzoFB careful... 11326 919925905534853121 2017-10-16 10:00:01-04 Interesting graf in the NYT's story about North Korean hackers. "First strike" rationale now extends to cyber. https://t.co/1t45r7dCiC https://t.co/xBxoMhf7as 11327 919924601542627328 2017-10-16 09:54:51-04 @ddiamond neatorama 11328 919918703831068673 2017-10-16 09:31:24-04 @Bing_Chris @shadowbrokerss makes you think 11329 919753767775539200 2017-10-15 22:36:01-04 @dnvolz you inspired me to go back to my old cyberthread https://t.co/D1HiDsJvoH 11330 919753632756756480 2017-10-15 22:35:28-04 Annnd the New York Times must be stopped, part 3. https://t.co/sqmCc29OP7 11331 919753562569232384 2017-10-15 22:35:12-04 The New York Times must be stopped, cont'd. https://t.co/D3D9rqbAO0 11332 919753443560083457 2017-10-15 22:34:43-04 The New York Times must be stopped. https://t.co/1t45r6W1r4 https://t.co/0CVLLv3uXF 11333 919722534395875328 2017-10-15 20:31:54-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig Yes 11334 919721222111408128 2017-10-15 20:26:41-04 @ChuckWendig Must you always pop up like a rabid gopher 11335 919715417249153024 2017-10-15 20:03:37-04 @mikemuon Personally. Trolled. 11336 919714652027834369 2017-10-15 20:00:35-04 I am being personally trolled https://t.co/YLI0KQ9ICS 11337 919631984510623747 2017-10-15 14:32:05-04 "Three percent of the nation owns half the firearms—to prepare for an ultraviolent showdown that exists only in their imagination." https://t.co/WtNwYF4Dh9 11338 919608815833591810 2017-10-15 13:00:01-04 Fascinating: "In the 1930s, the Germans were fascinated by the global leader in codified racism—the United States." https://t.co/SyyYQCi58s 11339 919590739344089088 2017-10-15 11:48:12-04 @kristenkbates yes she would 11340 919586923236216837 2017-10-15 11:33:02-04 good lord this is amazing https://t.co/R1N4Ix7LGn 11341 919572618432434178 2017-10-15 10:36:11-04 @kristenkbates Maddie will give it to me 11342 919413049706057729 2017-10-15 00:02:07-04 @kristenkbates owned lmao 11343 919412554409095173 2017-10-15 00:00:09-04 @nycsouthpaw “bright” side 11344 919412297809973248 2017-10-14 23:59:08-04 @kristenkbates bamboozled 11345 919407339895214080 2017-10-14 23:39:26-04 @tayhatmaker sorry forgot to say this last night, but this is a good birb 11346 919406850679955456 2017-10-14 23:37:29-04 @kristenkbates i suppose you could call this pic a mug shot 11347 919399456981823488 2017-10-14 23:08:06-04 @kristenkbates omg spoop i love it tysm do you have a pic 11348 919399405010243584 2017-10-14 23:07:54-04 @jbarro @Olivianuzzi remember when we were all so young? 11349 919398610344775680 2017-10-14 23:04:44-04 @kristenkbates how goes your saturday night, spoops ol' girl 11350 919395993992523776 2017-10-14 22:54:21-04 NARRATOR VOICE: "He knew." https://t.co/ZNqGhzwMWJ https://t.co/Qlkh8MG4i4 11351 919352130212958208 2017-10-14 20:00:03-04 I saw 29 dogs in Mitchell Park this evening and it was the best. 11352 919338094494666754 2017-10-14 19:04:16-04 And DHS has also put out a statement on the formation of the election security coordinating group. https://t.co/H9iiIHiAvE 11353 919309868862988289 2017-10-14 17:12:07-04 State and federal officials today adopted the charter for their election cybersecurity partnership, the Elections Government Sector Coordinating Council (GCC). https://t.co/9TJxsVvD0c https://t.co/cHGivHw5jt 11354 919291382724022275 2017-10-14 15:58:39-04 @eleventhirtyate more like speeder yikes 11355 919232864528535552 2017-10-14 12:06:08-04 @blakehounshell https://t.co/lLPwtDvQSN 11356 919228899648851968 2017-10-14 11:50:22-04 @blakehounshell Of *course* you do 11357 919228550456250368 2017-10-14 11:48:59-04 @LillianSkye_ @heathdwilliams Oh my god 11358 919196254776807425 2017-10-14 09:40:39-04 @AshCrossan Omg bff 11359 918995001132175360 2017-10-13 20:20:57-04 Confirmed this. Temporary assignment while they search for a new deputy HSA, per source familiar. Interesting step for Joyce. https://t.co/lwvmyVtyx2 11360 918982182697181185 2017-10-13 19:30:00-04 If nothing else, this bill has provided lots of entertainment for cybersecurity professionals https://t.co/PIerCZ1uYR 11361 918976541656313861 2017-10-13 19:07:35-04 @tayhatmaker I LOVE THIS CAT 11362 918976488464109569 2017-10-13 19:07:23-04 @tayhatmaker SCOUT THE CAT I AM APOPLECTIC AT THIS FACE I CANNOT 11363 918974632673316864 2017-10-13 19:00:00-04 Oh. My. GOD. https://t.co/BajyN9t5rg https://t.co/gLObE9h282 11364 918959539512397827 2017-10-13 18:00:02-04 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! https://t.co/c0iYTRKPxb 11365 918953973356355585 2017-10-13 17:37:55-04 @kristenkbates @pablohidalgo spoopy yes 11366 918953458560110592 2017-10-13 17:35:52-04 @pablohidalgo At which point you can say "Where did Jeff Go...ldblum?" 11367 918944441083318272 2017-10-13 17:00:02-04 Trump is decertifying the Iran deal. What happens if Congress reimposes sanctions? More Iranian hacking. My story: https://t.co/japfGDtb7m https://t.co/2xGRexEf9C 11368 918943420013514753 2017-10-13 16:55:59-04 @JenniferJJacobs I assume that donor actually clutched their pearls as their monocle popped out 11369 918936887296892928 2017-10-13 16:30:01-04 this face is the cutest thing I have ever seen in my life it's not even real it's like a cartoon https://t.co/Xww24i76Zy 11370 918931542466088960 2017-10-13 16:08:47-04 @RachAClark UNREAL this cat is UNREAL 11371 918929349620969473 2017-10-13 16:00:04-04 Hacking a power grid in three not-so-easy steps: https://t.co/eJkApvj4Vs @a_greenberg and @RobertMLee try to fight the FUD. https://t.co/H0JyrjAcvR 11372 918914245714067456 2017-10-13 15:00:03-04 "FBI document cache sheds light on inner workings of Russia’s U.S. news (and propaganda) network" https://t.co/Fi1idea0gk https://t.co/03kKtKKcUQ 11373 918904561833861120 2017-10-13 14:21:34-04 @admiraljello omg 11374 918884042715537408 2017-10-13 13:00:02-04 Some swampy weather ahead at NOAA https://t.co/VuqKKy59pI https://t.co/iW8OBoUhUu 11375 918868955095293957 2017-10-13 12:00:05-04 OK https://t.co/qNSP7CnIAs 11376 918861824170385408 2017-10-13 11:31:45-04 @jmartNYT holy hell, where does one get that 11377 918853846985621504 2017-10-13 11:00:03-04 This is incredible. https://t.co/pfmQt7U4X8 https://t.co/9OiqKJUAhU 11378 918851583189962752 2017-10-13 10:51:03-04 @heathdwilliams no it was for me 11379 918851342285836288 2017-10-13 10:50:06-04 @heathdwilliams thank you 11380 918850827783147520 2017-10-13 10:48:03-04 @thegrugq @msuiche @ComaeIo Congratulations! 11381 918848579397210112 2017-10-13 10:39:07-04 @heathdwilliams do one with zuv 11382 918841709848559616 2017-10-13 10:11:49-04 @SeamusHughes @JasonLeopold Who keeps records of the people they kill? That would just be barbaric 11383 918840161492000769 2017-10-13 10:05:40-04 @ZachMontellaro @martinmatishak don't insult gungans like that 11384 918839902694969344 2017-10-13 10:04:38-04 @cflav I have to ask: why in the world did you alert them to their mistake???? 11385 918837981015928832 2017-10-13 09:57:00-04 @martinmatishak there's your 702, buddy! 11386 918836422043488256 2017-10-13 09:50:48-04 @ZachMontellaro the internet has decided that it likes porgs, but @martinmatishak is, in fact, trying to insult me 11387 918835337006284800 2017-10-13 09:46:30-04 I accept and embrace this nickname https://t.co/8osMtUTW9U 11388 918831354275663872 2017-10-13 09:30:40-04 @kelseylh Oh, I don't, really 11389 918830984430309377 2017-10-13 09:29:12-04 @kelseylh congrats 11390 918748148637474816 2017-10-13 04:00:02-04 Verifying myself: I am ericgeller on Keybase.io. _eCaL33phjDA3ohKb6Uuw53MmII4fRC_hPKl / https://t.co/688aciXx04 11391 918665091360243712 2017-10-12 22:30:00-04 god bless these pups https://t.co/V6DhPLTxAT 11392 918658205668003840 2017-10-12 22:02:38-04 I accidentally RTed the /video/1 version of this tweet, which made it ... not a RT. Here's the original tweet. https://t.co/FobMShEBj3 11393 918657552073871360 2017-10-12 22:00:02-04 where is that supervolcano https://t.co/RSctvQ1qfo 11394 918653433862938624 2017-10-12 21:43:41-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin lol owned 11395 918652986502631426 2017-10-12 21:41:54-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate wow 11396 918652768000278528 2017-10-12 21:41:02-04 @libbycwatson unbelievable 11397 918649993006911493 2017-10-12 21:30:00-04 Welp https://t.co/g53IBby9jO 11398 918647723179601921 2017-10-12 21:20:59-04 @heathdwilliams @Constable_Zuvio @nicolecieux this was inevitable 11399 918646654659686400 2017-10-12 21:16:44-04 TOO. MUCH. https://t.co/Us5IU3Iz2G 11400 918646488745631744 2017-10-12 21:16:05-04 this dog is fully too much https://t.co/EkznAPkL1h 11401 918642448037007360 2017-10-12 21:00:01-04 I never knew how much I needed this female cat named Nathan who loves the ocean https://t.co/87TjoZOfU5 https://t.co/79n4fGwKUI 11402 918642378075930625 2017-10-12 20:59:45-04 @rachsyme i'm sorry but this dog is heaven itself 11403 918641455090028544 2017-10-12 20:56:05-04 @MikeIsaac more like mike isoutofhere 11404 918640319473897473 2017-10-12 20:51:34-04 @rachsyme @darth hello annie i like you 11405 918640091278577664 2017-10-12 20:50:39-04 @AshCrossan who do you like better, me or chuck? 11406 918640024366845952 2017-10-12 20:50:23-04 @keithcalder "especially how men's restrooms have seats" 11407 918638408993525761 2017-10-12 20:43:58-04 @TonyRomm not a single word in this tweet makes sense to me 11408 918638064280506369 2017-10-12 20:42:36-04 @michejaw @monicariese omg @missingwords @AshCrossan have you two seen this thread? 11409 918637201952526337 2017-10-12 20:39:11-04 @kristenkbates that..................is why you fail 11410 918636888566697984 2017-10-12 20:37:56-04 @kristenkbates *gestures vaguely* 11411 918636664809033729 2017-10-12 20:37:02-04 @kristenkbates everything 11412 918636503173140480 2017-10-12 20:36:24-04 @kristenkbates you need to stop 11413 918635630241951744 2017-10-12 20:32:56-04 @michejaw @monicariese yes!! 11414 918635098370641922 2017-10-12 20:30:49-04 @kristenkbates spoop 11415 918634895051804672 2017-10-12 20:30:01-04 OH MY GOD https://t.co/aPllmz6zYc 11416 918627612943175680 2017-10-12 20:01:04-04 @heathdwilliams https://t.co/aPllmz6zYc 11417 918627346218876929 2017-10-12 20:00:01-04 too real https://t.co/htm94o5R19 11418 918626503830720513 2017-10-12 19:56:40-04 @pwnallthethings irl lol 11419 918625445402300416 2017-10-12 19:52:28-04 @eleventhirtyate @ALupi15 jesus 11420 918625383787978752 2017-10-12 19:52:13-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux poster please 11421 918624859722313728 2017-10-12 19:50:08-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams that's the name of his standalone movie set during spring break 11422 918623542920523776 2017-10-12 19:44:54-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams i want to vomit 11423 918623495860445185 2017-10-12 19:44:43-04 @Wanderlustin sad 11424 918623045094387712 2017-10-12 19:42:55-04 @Wanderlustin i slid into ur dms 11425 918622916090220544 2017-10-12 19:42:25-04 @heathdwilliams CHRIST 11426 918622610824589312 2017-10-12 19:41:12-04 @heathdwilliams i'm watching u... 11427 918622581602832384 2017-10-12 19:41:05-04 @Wanderlustin maybe 11428 918621902981226497 2017-10-12 19:38:23-04 @heathdwilliams smh heath give her a h/t 11429 918621830482726912 2017-10-12 19:38:06-04 @Wanderlustin yeah but like...really chat "chat" 11430 918621496859340805 2017-10-12 19:36:46-04 @Wanderlustin saf do you wanna chat with me 11431 918621287995625472 2017-10-12 19:35:56-04 @heathdwilliams @erindeIIe it's a good example of the genre! 11432 918621128440066048 2017-10-12 19:35:18-04 @heathdwilliams @erindeIIe I love this but I really just tagged you for the "you've heard of" meme 11433 918620163557208065 2017-10-12 19:31:28-04 Staples has joined Best Buy and Office Depot in ending sales of Kaspersky software https://t.co/LK3PtwYXAb leaving only Amazon, where the reviews are just as great as you'd expect. https://t.co/r1VsbYam0M 11434 918618001091547137 2017-10-12 19:22:53-04 @HowellONeill oh man, the amazon reviews are amazing 11435 918615204858138629 2017-10-12 19:11:46-04 @AshCrossan i will watch 11436 918615163040927747 2017-10-12 19:11:36-04 @Fahrenthold really want to get one of your personalized challenge coins 11437 918613517502164992 2017-10-12 19:05:04-04 @erindeIIe @heathdwilliams 11438 918612287648346113 2017-10-12 19:00:11-04 Trump's Cabinet officials love their perks. https://t.co/oG1yG8LFSa 11439 918605700456165376 2017-10-12 18:34:00-04 @Wanderlustin the shot of the porg toy dancing as it stares at the camera with its lifeless eyes... 11440 918603141054173185 2017-10-12 18:23:50-04 .@HurdOnTheHill claps back at DAG Rod Rosenstein: "It’s technically impossible to have strong encryption with any kind of backdoor." https://t.co/8u1Yx85xC7 11441 918598965553238018 2017-10-12 18:07:14-04 @rachelysanders @darth THAT TAIL 11442 918589888391507968 2017-10-12 17:31:10-04 @chaosbria well then take a nap THEN FIRE ZE MISSILES 11443 918589766261723136 2017-10-12 17:30:41-04 @Furrama @darth @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan wait, why is Rachel Brand my mom 11444 918586940710182912 2017-10-12 17:19:27-04 @chaosbria I can't tell if this is a normal tweet or a parody of "they're good dogs" 11445 918586340257779712 2017-10-12 17:17:04-04 @chaosbria godddddd damn it 11446 918586215041060864 2017-10-12 17:16:34-04 @chaosbria wow 11447 918585244445544448 2017-10-12 17:12:43-04 @nerdist @darth @JoinTeamAlpha @OriginalFunko thank you nerdist 11448 918585085238108161 2017-10-12 17:12:05-04 @GossiTheDog @Aelaryn1122 if i open both of your twitter accounts in separate tabs and switch between them quickly it looks like a porg is yelling 11449 918584649969958913 2017-10-12 17:10:21-04 @darth @JoinTeamAlpha @nerdist @OriginalFunko omg u honor me darth 11450 918584439013244930 2017-10-12 17:09:31-04 @chaosbria we don't have any pictures together from nycc 11451 918583719216271360 2017-10-12 17:06:39-04 @PasturesPolitic also it predates the Trump administration 11452 918583670155472896 2017-10-12 17:06:28-04 @PasturesPolitic this is a story about the South Korean government, not the U.S. government 11453 918583573065732096 2017-10-12 17:06:04-04 Just another reminder to protect your supply chain like you protect your own systems. 11454 918582044992532480 2017-10-12 17:00:00-04 Unbelievable. "‘Ridiculous Mistake’ Let North Korea Steal Secret U.S. War Plans" https://t.co/roieNAiSSt https://t.co/A5ntHGkc3E 11455 918575949603536896 2017-10-12 16:35:47-04 @tayhatmaker @darth @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan taylor no don't look 11456 918575727573979137 2017-10-12 16:34:54-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan at least it's this and not the other thing(s) 11457 918574496520351744 2017-10-12 16:30:00-04 Equifax says the new "hack" you probably heard about today was not a hack, but malicious code in a third-party embed. https://t.co/VD4QV78400 11458 918573895443271681 2017-10-12 16:27:37-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan you called me a corgi or a child 11459 918573509126782977 2017-10-12 16:26:05-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan you were so nice and now you're being so mean 11460 918573177281875968 2017-10-12 16:24:46-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan CHUCK 11461 918572979440758784 2017-10-12 16:23:59-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig you're good at journalism too 11462 918569019573235713 2017-10-12 16:08:15-04 @ChuckWendig omg thank you 11463 918566949075816448 2017-10-12 16:00:01-04 of course https://t.co/o7qEt0U8lK 11464 918558751468244993 2017-10-12 15:27:27-04 @ChuckWendig someday please be nice to me 11465 918557348561645568 2017-10-12 15:21:52-04 @pbump oh man, fresh wave of cringe cresting right now 11466 918551859979317248 2017-10-12 15:00:03-04 #draintheswamp https://t.co/9nXmLNZUDC 11467 918551337612267520 2017-10-12 14:57:59-04 @ChuckWendig the poll 11468 918551101754036224 2017-10-12 14:57:03-04 @ChuckWendig ughhhhhhhhhhh 11469 918550462030385154 2017-10-12 14:54:30-04 @ChuckWendig okay well good day on the twitter today good day 11470 918550044114120704 2017-10-12 14:52:51-04 @security_craig @selenalarson @lorenzoFB omg 11471 918548193289306113 2017-10-12 14:45:29-04 @ChuckWendig why do you do this to me 11472 918547949868781568 2017-10-12 14:44:31-04 @ChuckWendig but if i vote i give this ludicrousness legitimacy 11473 918547213516754944 2017-10-12 14:41:36-04 @ChuckWendig can you tell me what the current results are 11474 918547003243749376 2017-10-12 14:40:46-04 @ChuckWendig i refuse 11475 918545755140390912 2017-10-12 14:35:48-04 @ChuckWendig unbelievable, your rudeness 11476 918545453821685760 2017-10-12 14:34:36-04 @ChuckWendig you know i'm a person, right? 11477 918545003617640449 2017-10-12 14:32:49-04 @ChuckWendig chuck 11478 918544760700325888 2017-10-12 14:31:51-04 @ChuckWendig dogs are great, but i'm a human 11479 918544147807719426 2017-10-12 14:29:25-04 @ChuckWendig chuck 11480 918543519920328706 2017-10-12 14:26:55-04 @ChuckWendig well what 11481 918542798068092928 2017-10-12 14:24:03-04 @ChuckWendig i am not a dog i am a human 11482 918541683419205635 2017-10-12 14:19:37-04 @ohheygreat HE JUST WISHES YOU WERE ALL AS GOOD AS HE IS 11483 918541330586001408 2017-10-12 14:18:13-04 @ChuckWendig ugh 11484 918540763453116417 2017-10-12 14:15:58-04 @ChuckWendig you're welcome, mandog 11485 918540449022992384 2017-10-12 14:14:43-04 @ChuckWendig we got you https://t.co/Uhjja1ENSG 11486 918538903518359553 2017-10-12 14:08:34-04 Kelly, surprisingly unfamiliar w/ even the basics of the WH press corps: "Are the people in the front row, like, the most important people?" 11487 918538390366236672 2017-10-12 14:06:32-04 https://t.co/ZuLaxg3RFS 11488 918530153055227906 2017-10-12 13:33:48-04 @kristenkbates @pablohidalgo fine whatever 11489 918529429839728644 2017-10-12 13:30:56-04 @kristenkbates @pablohidalgo don't do this 11490 918528473920081920 2017-10-12 13:27:08-04 @darth @LucyFurTweets omg darth ur luscious locks 11491 918527279344611335 2017-10-12 13:22:23-04 @kristenkbates @pablohidalgo stay out of heath's lane 11492 918526847515754497 2017-10-12 13:20:40-04 oh sweet lord yes https://t.co/KBIIsRIWyz 11493 918523838253731840 2017-10-12 13:08:43-04 @AshCrossan I think you and @JohnBoyega should adopt a porg together 11494 918519986855071744 2017-10-12 12:53:24-04 @molly_knight @darth I just cannot right now Molly 11495 918519636240498689 2017-10-12 12:52:01-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams You should be 11496 918519494494031873 2017-10-12 12:51:27-04 @Grahame_Wright @jamesjawa @heathdwilliams @JoinTheSchwarz Wow 11497 918518726659538944 2017-10-12 12:48:24-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams Jfc 11498 918518679511461889 2017-10-12 12:48:13-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo All Pablo wants today is a Stranglehold cosplayer to seductively sing "Happy Birthday, Mr. Story Group" to him 11499 918518007084867586 2017-10-12 12:45:32-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams I think I got about half of this, can u spell it out 11500 918516370626801664 2017-10-12 12:39:02-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams tysm 11501 918515947304112128 2017-10-12 12:37:21-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams spoop'd af tbh imo 11502 918515685130633216 2017-10-12 12:36:19-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates I just got spoop'd 11503 918512246627753984 2017-10-12 12:22:39-04 @heathdwilliams never 11504 918512076972331008 2017-10-12 12:21:58-04 @heathdwilliams ugh 11505 918491342053019649 2017-10-12 10:59:35-04 @rachelysanders @darth WOW good pup 11506 918480371087536128 2017-10-12 10:15:59-04 "Entire cities had evacuated in anticipation of the next round of flames, their streets empty, the only motion coming from ashes falling like snowflakes." https://t.co/kS9vre6SZK 11507 918473939562782720 2017-10-12 09:50:26-04 @JJohnsonLaw @darth CHILI 11508 918461827159347201 2017-10-12 09:02:18-04 Uhhhh https://t.co/4xnZ7FFxKS 11509 918320878571618304 2017-10-11 23:42:13-04 @nycsouthpaw I would go more macro and say "they invented electricity and couldn't handle it" 11510 918320207915028481 2017-10-11 23:39:33-04 @nycsouthpaw E M A I L S 11511 918319458833354752 2017-10-11 23:36:35-04 @ddiamond @pauldemko my favorite line from that story is "Life, unlike Reich's book, is not a series of morality fables." 11512 918318413889658881 2017-10-11 23:32:26-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin I wish 11513 918317910749335552 2017-10-11 23:30:26-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin oh I am aware 11514 918317800174825473 2017-10-11 23:29:59-04 @Wanderlustin @NoTheOtherLeft teehee muaha 11515 918317776699383808 2017-10-11 23:29:54-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin I invented the thing where we do it to Saf though 11516 918317474277416960 2017-10-11 23:28:42-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin this joke will be my legacy 11517 918316861439307777 2017-10-11 23:26:15-04 @sallykuchar @darth @CIPYDPodcast i am glad she has a friend 11518 918314887889215488 2017-10-11 23:18:25-04 @sallykuchar @darth @CIPYDPodcast omg is that another pup behind her sally 11519 918314645437460481 2017-10-11 23:17:27-04 @Wanderlustin and yet so true 11520 918313301796376579 2017-10-11 23:12:07-04 @JennyENicholson wonder if ketchup or mustard is better on a porg 11521 918312909276696577 2017-10-11 23:10:33-04 @JennyENicholson bet that porg is looking preeeetty good right about now 11522 918312157653192704 2017-10-11 23:07:34-04 oh my GOD it's too perfect https://t.co/9yFvpQu6H9 11523 918298509979340800 2017-10-11 22:13:20-04 @ChuckWendig just gotta reaaaaally read it between the lines brah 11524 918298091815686144 2017-10-11 22:11:40-04 @ChuckWendig my dude, just read the constitution 11525 918293278877016069 2017-10-11 21:52:33-04 @ChuckWendig you must not be looking in the right place 11526 918291053161086976 2017-10-11 21:43:42-04 @ChuckWendig it is, look it up 11527 918290575958388736 2017-10-11 21:41:48-04 @ChuckWendig wow you owe me congratulations now 11528 918290359687380997 2017-10-11 21:40:57-04 @ChuckWendig except you 11529 918285972017737728 2017-10-11 21:23:31-04 @msiglain @DelReyStarWars This is awesome, congrats to all involved 11530 918282936734113793 2017-10-11 21:11:27-04 @fordm now THAT I believe 11531 918282661864656896 2017-10-11 21:10:22-04 @fordm oh look at you with your Star Wars knowledge 11532 918280066529931264 2017-10-11 21:00:03-04 Just gonna assume that's a kyber crystal earring https://t.co/PWKirrJUHO 11533 918272509077794816 2017-10-11 20:30:01-04 https://t.co/A56e0eyPg8 11534 918271461613293568 2017-10-11 20:25:51-04 @manraysky @heathdwilliams THAT I remember. Looks like someone got caught being #FakeNews! 11535 918269909859295232 2017-10-11 20:19:41-04 @heathdwilliams @manraysky omfg 11536 918269374569598976 2017-10-11 20:17:34-04 @basicuser22 https://t.co/LiOHIB3vwp 11537 918268768027074560 2017-10-11 20:15:09-04 @pablohidalgo @manraysky unbelievable, what else has she been lying to me about 11538 918268307790327808 2017-10-11 20:13:19-04 @manraysky @heathdwilliams Wait when was my tweet on the SWS? 11539 918268121932328961 2017-10-11 20:12:35-04 @manraysky That's disappointing but unsurprising 11540 918267888150237184 2017-10-11 20:11:39-04 @manraysky I am not. :) Also can you please ask Pablo if he thinks I'm cool now 11541 918267537175040000 2017-10-11 20:10:16-04 @heathdwilliams @manraysky Jesus 11542 918267495777173504 2017-10-11 20:10:06-04 @manraysky I don't even know who that is, it must have been from before I was born 11543 918267474478497793 2017-10-11 20:10:01-04 Runner-up is definitely Scream Porg https://t.co/qRyCtGD0tS 11544 918267321113817089 2017-10-11 20:09:24-04 @AshCrossan @deidrebehar @rianjohnson If Rian reveals canon in your mentions I'm gonna scream 11545 918264967278637056 2017-10-11 20:00:03-04 These porg Photoshops are all SO GOOD but the SitRoom one is the clear winner. https://t.co/ecnJOtcFQ1 https://t.co/IPK5VUAyfI 11546 918264012118347776 2017-10-11 19:56:15-04 @AlexisCoe @darth same 11547 918262682234564609 2017-10-11 19:50:58-04 @darth when you can't believe that any of this is even real anymore and you need to see if you're dreaming tbh darth 11548 918260905506426880 2017-10-11 19:43:54-04 Tonight the 11-game Jeopardy champion was talking about how he gets all his clothes from NYC thrift shops, and he said, "People on the Upper East Side will give away anything, except healthcare, apparently." 11549 918260305330954242 2017-10-11 19:41:31-04 @theglipper @MichaelMcGough3 wow 11550 918259801813082112 2017-10-11 19:39:31-04 @RachAClark https://t.co/CbLddq5DSv 11551 918259283770400768 2017-10-11 19:37:28-04 @RachAClark i don't know any other hockey teams 11552 918258907168075776 2017-10-11 19:35:58-04 @RachAClark yeah 11553 918258752683429888 2017-10-11 19:35:21-04 @RachAClark have you met me 11554 918258614879641600 2017-10-11 19:34:48-04 @RachAClark #LGM 11555 918256693926088705 2017-10-11 19:27:10-04 @CarpeDiemCyber definitely 11556 918255992063787009 2017-10-11 19:24:23-04 @RachAClark did someone sporp rachel 11557 918255609711153152 2017-10-11 19:22:52-04 @CarpeDiemCyber I understand not being perfect but this is blame-the-victim-worthy user error 11558 918251420394061831 2017-10-11 19:06:13-04 @AshCrossan :( 11559 918251351402049536 2017-10-11 19:05:57-04 @AshCrossan who is your man 11560 918249866048016384 2017-10-11 19:00:02-04 I mean https://t.co/l5cipM0JLr 11561 918246469026615297 2017-10-11 18:46:33-04 @ditzkoff "Jar Jar Binks. Big ears. No problem there, that I can tell you." 11562 918245284144205824 2017-10-11 18:41:50-04 Folks. https://t.co/e17ufppP9w 11563 918242882250838016 2017-10-11 18:32:17-04 @RoguePodron @Wanderlustin owned 11564 918241920580808705 2017-10-11 18:28:28-04 @ditzkoff "and folks, when you hear what Naboo is saying about the business group trying to create jobs there..." 11565 918240540080132098 2017-10-11 18:22:59-04 @aedwardslevy No 11566 918240065184256000 2017-10-11 18:21:06-04 @heathdwilliams @DanielKennedyDK @AninaEden @DeeGoots Oh my god 11567 918238325995180032 2017-10-11 18:14:11-04 https://t.co/1PmuTiz98r 11568 918235597789188097 2017-10-11 18:03:21-04 @cwarzel Oh kill me 11569 918227213207576576 2017-10-11 17:30:02-04 Kaspersky CEO says he'd know if Russia hacked his company because he caught Israel when it did it. https://t.co/f9eyrRQ3LF https://t.co/hUCMbgboRh 11570 918224092402208769 2017-10-11 17:17:38-04 @michejaw never 11571 918223744799203329 2017-10-11 17:16:15-04 @ajquery @darth this dog is very distinguished 11572 918222705341673472 2017-10-11 17:12:07-04 (More precisely, he has announced his intent to nominate her, since the nomination still has to be sent to the Senate, but yada yada.) 11573 918222349144592384 2017-10-11 17:10:42-04 It's official: Trump has nominated Kirstjen Nielsen to be secretary of Homeland Security. https://t.co/6X7DdVy2wu 11574 918222065626419202 2017-10-11 17:09:34-04 @zezezebe You're just saying things now, without a real argument. 11575 918220637956640769 2017-10-11 17:03:54-04 @zezezebe Source code is meaningless. It changes all the time. Inspect now and the company can add something in an hour. 11576 918219659127619584 2017-10-11 17:00:01-04 House Homeland Security Committee will hold a hearing on the North Korean threat: https://t.co/11fyFdUCFA Witness list includes an EMP guy. 11577 918218481400713216 2017-10-11 16:55:20-04 @sarahjeong oh my god do this please 11578 918216672795873280 2017-10-11 16:48:09-04 @lizzieohreally @erinscafe @darth @GiniMartinez @AnnaTSchlegel @ericbranson now i'm even more a fan 11579 918215921650618368 2017-10-11 16:45:10-04 @erinscafe @darth @GiniMartinez @AnnaTSchlegel @ericbranson i am a fan of this dog 11580 918189471270498304 2017-10-11 15:00:03-04 The less we know, the more likely it is that we'll enact policies whose drawbacks we don't understand. https://t.co/7xvKIDZBek 11581 918182295344992256 2017-10-11 14:31:32-04 @Bing_Chris EXACTLY. I was trying to figure out what it reminded me of and that's it. 11582 918181916821647360 2017-10-11 14:30:02-04 I don't understand this tweet. Your own CEO has said he's taking the NYT article's allegations seriously. https://t.co/PtWNRVNPCv 11583 918175656588075008 2017-10-11 14:05:10-04 @PaulAnnett @darth oh my god 11584 918174932139462658 2017-10-11 14:02:17-04 WSJ story also has officials saying that Kaspersky had to know how its software was being used. https://t.co/tFjndKAJuv https://t.co/UqTHf9oSEM 11585 918174615289192450 2017-10-11 14:01:01-04 The USIC conducted "controlled experiments" to test whether Kaspersky would scoop up classified information. https://t.co/tFjndKAJuv https://t.co/BKeIUG33lQ 11586 918170766138576896 2017-10-11 13:45:44-04 @Bing_Chris I don't drink 11587 918167434498015240 2017-10-11 13:32:29-04 @manraysky chomping!! 11588 918166525781184518 2017-10-11 13:28:53-04 @petridishes the room where nothing happened 11589 918160614895349760 2017-10-11 13:05:23-04 DHS, one of the government's main cyber defenders and responders, has been without a secretary and deputy secretary since July 31. Its cyber wing has not had an undersecretary or deputy undersecretary since January 20. 11590 918159115981123584 2017-10-11 12:59:26-04 @pbump @trumps_feed @trumphop @foxnationpast @pr_recovery can you make a bot that tweets "star war" at darth every time he tweets 11591 918151756957339648 2017-10-11 12:30:11-04 Super excited to see my friend Marisa launch her new project! Here's more information: https://t.co/4sTtoOAAp2 https://t.co/54omNP4gLn 11592 918149939947098112 2017-10-11 12:22:58-04 @TonyRomm "it didn't last long" oh why do the gods give me such great comedy opportunities 11593 918149287653015552 2017-10-11 12:20:23-04 @AliWatkins I want to know what the "rescue" was like. Was there a firefight? 11594 918147199049125889 2017-10-11 12:12:05-04 @AliWatkins @josephfcox No my name is Eric 11595 918146737444982786 2017-10-11 12:10:15-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams LMAO owned 11596 918146327439167488 2017-10-11 12:08:37-04 @heathdwilliams hey heath that's hoth and the suit is different 11597 918146058038988800 2017-10-11 12:07:33-04 @JakeLaperruque @normative Also to the government officials who yell at reporters for calling guaranteed access mechanisms "backdoors" 11598 918144791052988416 2017-10-11 12:02:31-04 @paleofuture nice 11599 918144629639405568 2017-10-11 12:01:52-04 @kateconger Same, plus scream porg 11600 918144161785692161 2017-10-11 12:00:01-04 https://t.co/t3stvgJBuB 11601 918142763304194049 2017-10-11 11:54:27-04 @kateconger BORG PORG 11602 918135730014248960 2017-10-11 11:26:30-04 @timstarks Totally missed the end credit! 11603 918129122588708864 2017-10-11 11:00:15-04 “The system is just not set up to protect against someone with a clearance who is determined to go rogue." @josephfcox reports on weak internal security at the NSA's elite hacking unit: https://t.co/cE06nBiqjx https://t.co/yiPKVTUcaF 11604 918127944677122050 2017-10-11 10:55:34-04 @kpoulsen @nakashimae Not sure what your question is. Israel saw Kaspersky gathering the data, and it is known that the data then traveled through Russian ISPs where the Kremlin can get it. 11605 918115721774882816 2017-10-11 10:07:00-04 @pbump @ajdomanico @brianstelter no BET is a different network 11606 918114764773093378 2017-10-11 10:03:12-04 @lrozen agreed, seems at odds with the strategy he appears to be pursuing 11607 918114206423150593 2017-10-11 10:00:59-04 The private sector wants the government's cyber threat data. But how useful is it for finding needles in haystacks? @Cory_Bennett reports: https://t.co/0MBmE2zJom 11608 918098861985447941 2017-10-11 09:00:00-04 Hoo boy, Secretary Zinke. https://t.co/dLHfJVfzA6 Great story by @Esthernow and @bjlefebvre https://t.co/S7Ic06Ksn1 11609 918097554423844865 2017-10-11 08:54:49-04 @kpoulsen @nakashimae SORM is widely known 11610 918093596653510656 2017-10-11 08:39:05-04 @RachAClark the cyber 11611 917947867888730113 2017-10-10 23:00:01-04 burn everything down https://t.co/2UomQsudeB https://t.co/CfIzPwFQqF 11612 917940318254837760 2017-10-10 22:30:01-04 I will never stop laughing at the hilarious images that this awkward tweet structure produces https://t.co/xLhMQlNWaK 11613 917936169022869504 2017-10-10 22:13:31-04 @NathanielDWhite @astepanovich oh my god 11614 917932769279397888 2017-10-10 22:00:01-04 wow... https://t.co/P9vkmLdRKP 11615 917925333969580032 2017-10-10 21:30:28-04 As @nakashimae points out, Kaspersky doesn't have to directly or knowingly give data to the Russian government for this whole scheme to work. Russia can get the data through ISPs subject to its domestic surveillance regime. https://t.co/uavbMsm4jq https://t.co/nhGRiWdBXy 11616 917924052559306752 2017-10-10 21:25:22-04 @heathdwilliams that's what rey will say 11617 917923962910330880 2017-10-10 21:25:01-04 @heathdwilliams the force ghost of kitster, confirmed 11618 917898793932136448 2017-10-10 19:45:00-04 This is...unlikely to mollify Kaspersky's critics in the IC. https://t.co/a3WEUoXmAX 11619 917895307152838656 2017-10-10 19:31:09-04 @Bing_Chris ahhh, that 11620 917895043742158849 2017-10-10 19:30:06-04 @Bing_Chris Kaspersky? 11621 917891243421642754 2017-10-10 19:15:00-04 I love the internet so much sometimes https://t.co/r8rRCNrvUV https://t.co/3LB91i4fG7 11622 917884433763651585 2017-10-10 18:47:57-04 @CastIrony @darth artistic liberty 11623 917884360749174784 2017-10-10 18:47:39-04 @darth my apologies lord vader tbqh 11624 917883751295791107 2017-10-10 18:45:14-04 Israel hacked Kaspersky and watched as Russian spies used the software to search computers worldwide for classified U.S. government files: https://t.co/DvXONkCgob NYT scoops what many of us have been trying to confirm. https://t.co/dUIeb5MhEi 11625 917883031637188609 2017-10-10 18:42:22-04 @darth admiral ozzel what a joke am I right darth 11626 917882786555551745 2017-10-10 18:41:24-04 @darth darth they are clearly flying through space above the planet come on now 11627 917880202394570753 2017-10-10 18:31:08-04 The security expert who burst the Clinton administration's Clipper Chip bubble -----> https://t.co/4zMgMzztnn 11628 917870915630792704 2017-10-10 17:54:14-04 @byrdinator @MEPFuller "the word 'sexual assault'" gets me every single time 11629 917864824461254656 2017-10-10 17:30:01-04 House Commerce Committee leaders press the IRS on its new Equifax contract: https://t.co/W1EG0JYR18 https://t.co/Y8CW1wb7E6 11630 917857068773756930 2017-10-10 16:59:12-04 @MikeWehner thank u 11631 917856838313443331 2017-10-10 16:58:17-04 @NatashaBertrand right!? 11632 917856797775532032 2017-10-10 16:58:08-04 @AshCrossan tfw the fam is lit 11633 917856592321826818 2017-10-10 16:57:19-04 @selenalarson why don't you just attend in VR lolololololol 11634 917856512428605440 2017-10-10 16:57:00-04 "He's not in any way, shape or form working on the investigation. He's sitting outside the investigation and pushing it in a political direction." https://t.co/XJALMOlW9Y 11635 917832478332739586 2017-10-10 15:21:29-04 @heathdwilliams oh no 11636 917825600219426816 2017-10-10 14:54:10-04 @NavalAcademy Rosenstein also used the phrase "responsible encryption," which plays to the public's desire to see tech companies act as patriotic entities and help the government fight crime and terrorism. https://t.co/u4nQwsAeD9 11637 917818443981901824 2017-10-10 14:25:43-04 @heathdwilliams I LOVE it 11638 917795669640990720 2017-10-10 12:55:14-04 @eleventhirtyate For real though, I want this scene 11639 917795416388833280 2017-10-10 12:54:13-04 @eleventhirtyate Ugh 11640 917793861040328704 2017-10-10 12:48:02-04 @eleventhirtyate Oh my GOD 11641 917793764512600064 2017-10-10 12:47:39-04 @manraysky @AshCrossan @pablohidalgo Hmm 11642 917781784661778437 2017-10-10 12:00:03-04 South Korean lawmaker says North Korean hackers stole data on U.S.–S.K. military plans: https://t.co/G59zSFsROW https://t.co/gOxuv5e0fW 11643 917776913313222656 2017-10-10 11:40:42-04 @libbycwatson libby, welcome to star wars fandom 11644 917773806466486272 2017-10-10 11:28:21-04 @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello brian 11645 917773523229306882 2017-10-10 11:27:14-04 @erikmal whoa 11646 916300635514994688 2017-10-06 09:54:30-04 Quite a reversal in messaging from yesterday morning https://t.co/xGNJtbUuda 11647 915567470961971200 2017-10-04 09:21:10-04 FBI Deputy Director McCabe: “The experience in the 2016 elections allowed us to diagnose the problem. Have we cured it yet? Absolutely not.” 11648 917464694784438278 2017-10-09 15:00:03-04 MADDIE https://t.co/Uh1zI6skJu 11649 915576511096393729 2017-10-04 09:57:05-04 Joyce hints that Trump admin may use cyber sanctions authority soon. “We haven’t deployed any sanctions yet, but Treasury, DOJ, and others are working hard on several cases right now.” 11650 917771117863022593 2017-10-10 11:17:40-04 @BKingDC "I'm sorry Bob. I'm afraid I can't do that." 11651 917770147322003456 2017-10-10 11:13:49-04 @GermainLussier @AshCrossan bella no! 11652 917766673175683072 2017-10-10 11:00:00-04 DHS, DOE, DOD, and State all compromised in Deloitte hack, sources tell the Guardian: https://t.co/SRjZExUV0x https://t.co/kIrrytIP11 11653 917763008968970242 2017-10-10 10:45:27-04 @pbump haha you're a failure 11654 917762821739466754 2017-10-10 10:44:42-04 @clubjade his "now I'm afraid" line could honestly fit that book trailer tbh 11655 917761245423468545 2017-10-10 10:38:26-04 @darth @JaredRizzi @lachlan Reminds me of this https://t.co/IP2zalWbze 11656 917760545675272193 2017-10-10 10:35:39-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 11657 917760222164406273 2017-10-10 10:34:22-04 @heathdwilliams jesus 11658 917751575807975425 2017-10-10 10:00:01-04 U.S. scrutiny of Kaspersky is driven in part by previously-secret Russian government warning, @HowellONeill reports: https://t.co/qcXJCsLJgh https://t.co/BhggeztP29 11659 917736485830430720 2017-10-10 09:00:03-04 Diane Black offering the Socratic "I know you are but what am I?" response https://t.co/9B94YM90tC 11660 917725150044229632 2017-10-10 08:15:00-04 https://t.co/7CZFxKi1tA https://t.co/GqlBSIq0jz 11661 917722641343090688 2017-10-10 08:05:02-04 @JenniferJJacobs plus, obviously, a secret plan to fight inflation 11662 917615947330056192 2017-10-10 01:01:04-04 @Wanderlustin same 11663 917614100930351104 2017-10-10 00:53:44-04 @Wanderlustin rip 11664 917614087508336640 2017-10-10 00:53:41-04 @briantruitt @AshCrossan @TheEricGoldman yes 11665 917612582923620352 2017-10-10 00:47:42-04 @AshCrossan it could happen 11666 917610288614182912 2017-10-10 00:38:35-04 @Wanderlustin HER LITTLE WOBBLE I CANNOT 11667 917609531609436160 2017-10-10 00:35:35-04 @Wanderlustin this continues to be the best thing on twitter 11668 917596999838502913 2017-10-09 23:45:47-04 @pbump this is not a good place to be 11669 917596849829228545 2017-10-09 23:45:11-04 I'm gonna see this movie 500 times 11670 917596770636648449 2017-10-09 23:44:52-04 @darth @pbump please 11671 917592439682207744 2017-10-09 23:27:40-04 @billkuchman BILL 11672 917592150757527557 2017-10-09 23:26:31-04 SERIOUSLY GOODBYE https://t.co/zklTE5QfZ7 11673 917591881013497857 2017-10-09 23:25:27-04 @morningmoneyben yes it's snoke and no one knows who he is 11674 917591557737467912 2017-10-09 23:24:10-04 @morningmoneyben ben 11675 917591166622855168 2017-10-09 23:22:36-04 goodbye https://t.co/H4cAfsICKd 11676 917589889318780928 2017-10-09 23:17:32-04 cause of death: the imperial march playing as rey talks about the force awakening in her 11677 917587276921753600 2017-10-09 23:07:09-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams Singulariheath 11678 917586892916514817 2017-10-09 23:05:37-04 @heathdwilliams Fair 11679 917586755318173697 2017-10-09 23:05:05-04 @heathdwilliams Also I absolutely love that you have to use toy photos for the back shots bc there's so little footage of him 11680 917586617484881920 2017-10-09 23:04:32-04 @heathdwilliams You're unbelievable 11681 917585751424094208 2017-10-09 23:01:05-04 @darth Do one where they're all porgs please 11682 917584911539818499 2017-10-09 22:57:45-04 @admiraljello Lol 11683 917583207020879872 2017-10-09 22:50:59-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate Nic 11684 917583038510456832 2017-10-09 22:50:18-04 @DoubleOughtSven @admiraljello Oh my god 11685 917582762353315840 2017-10-09 22:49:13-04 @darth DARTH I LOVE YOU 11686 917582663652904962 2017-10-09 22:48:49-04 Laugh rule https://t.co/DZiPEcEdty 11687 917582234307186688 2017-10-09 22:47:07-04 @hudsowi Laughed out loud at this 11688 917574990949740544 2017-10-09 22:18:20-04 @eleventhirtyate That’s the porg that Luke trains 11689 917574810531696640 2017-10-09 22:17:37-04 I need this more than I need oxygen https://t.co/edWpBAkV11 11690 917574101035896832 2017-10-09 22:14:48-04 @soaringleap424 Lol just one but I’m planning my second 11691 917573666271121408 2017-10-09 22:13:04-04 @soaringleap424 no tbh 11692 917573624554512385 2017-10-09 22:12:54-04 correct https://t.co/IK1ME8K7ou 11693 917572269957959680 2017-10-09 22:07:31-04 FINN KICK HER ASS 11694 917572069600133120 2017-10-09 22:06:43-04 REY DO NOT DO IT KYLO DO NOT DO IT 11695 917571991665893377 2017-10-09 22:06:25-04 @petridishes it’s fine honestly 11696 917571761507586048 2017-10-09 22:05:30-04 I AM PHYSICALLY SHAKING https://t.co/v6dcJpsyCN 11697 917569557249830912 2017-10-09 21:56:44-04 @eleventhirtyate Hahahahahahaha 11698 917569212394196992 2017-10-09 21:55:22-04 @michejaw I refuse to believe this 11699 917568991111139329 2017-10-09 21:54:29-04 @michejaw NEVER 11700 917567842064748544 2017-10-09 21:49:55-04 @eleventhirtyate Hmmm 11701 917567314631057408 2017-10-09 21:47:50-04 @heathdwilliams oh god 11702 917566674886447110 2017-10-09 21:45:17-04 REY WHO HURT YOU https://t.co/7ltYJcEjKa 11703 917565387671142400 2017-10-09 21:40:10-04 @alexandra_adams @nocontextpawnee it me 11704 917558391312207872 2017-10-09 21:12:22-04 @sparksjls Turn it off and try around 9:45 11705 917505863660732419 2017-10-09 17:43:38-04 I always knew there was something suspicious about @Bing_Chris https://t.co/BI6HYEvoqd 11706 917494891424419840 2017-10-09 17:00:03-04 When does a game that starts at 8:30pm reach halftime? Asking for a bunch of friends. 11707 917479794706546690 2017-10-09 16:00:03-04 pretty telling comment https://t.co/NUQopwAtTw 11708 917474167754317830 2017-10-09 15:37:42-04 Getting killed by Rey in the Star Wars Battlefront II beta. https://t.co/rBr5tVZGhU 11709 917466601951322112 2017-10-09 15:07:38-04 @expatfrommass owl my god 11710 917466169287770113 2017-10-09 15:05:55-04 For the record, this is not my Maddie. 11711 917449596456103939 2017-10-09 14:00:03-04 The Kremlin's election interference campaign has made it hard for Russians working in Silicon Valley. https://t.co/x4YN4PxSxs https://t.co/aqQPU9kV7d 11712 917434501546037249 2017-10-09 13:00:04-04 White House officials think the compromise of John Kelly's phone happened when he was at Trump transition HQ: https://t.co/sz0Zz2sbeu https://t.co/4YL1f1zYzL 11713 917431365704015874 2017-10-09 12:47:37-04 @darth @dog_rates omfg 11714 917423534359511040 2017-10-09 12:16:30-04 @heathdwilliams YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 11715 917418215344693250 2017-10-09 11:55:22-04 What in the world https://t.co/NDZVDyIICO https://t.co/rIatVi0YKg 11716 917412319956750336 2017-10-09 11:31:56-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm Same honestly 11717 917237014713524224 2017-10-08 23:55:20-04 @michejaw KITTY 11718 917221886056165378 2017-10-08 22:55:13-04 @savkthom yes 11719 917221824127258624 2017-10-08 22:54:58-04 @RachAClark omfG 11720 917219873109004288 2017-10-08 22:47:13-04 @RachAClark https://t.co/9UsqJY2j0M 11721 917218790240374784 2017-10-08 22:42:55-04 @RachAClark highlight of my day tbh 11722 917215671670460417 2017-10-08 22:30:31-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason agreed 11723 917213081352228864 2017-10-08 22:20:14-04 Previously previously: https://t.co/a4LG95WWQO 11724 917212521496436741 2017-10-08 22:18:00-04 Previously: https://t.co/y3SjmQFnoL 11725 917211765410217984 2017-10-08 22:15:00-04 GUESS WHO'S BACK BABY https://t.co/wwOAaj1R7I 11726 917210577453355008 2017-10-08 22:10:17-04 There is unrest in the Galactic Senate. Several thousand solar systems have declared their intentions to leave the Republic. This separatist movement, under the leadership of the mysterious Count Dooku, has made it difficult for the limited number of Jedi Knights to maintain pea 11727 917154750554140674 2017-10-08 18:28:27-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams @TheEricGoldman I'll crack open a ginger ale 11728 917153714619723776 2017-10-08 18:24:20-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @TheEricGoldman I don't "crush" things, friends 11729 917144387494268934 2017-10-08 17:47:16-04 @AshCrossan @TheEricGoldman @heathdwilliams I was at a party, I did not go to bed! 11730 917143970924433409 2017-10-08 17:45:37-04 @AshCrossan @TheEricGoldman Ahem 11731 917108364206895104 2017-10-08 15:24:07-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill OH MY GOD CONGRATULATIONS!! ❤️❤️❤️ 11732 917080276869828608 2017-10-08 13:32:31-04 @kristenkbates Keep it spoopy, keep it 11733 917080081238982661 2017-10-08 13:31:44-04 @kristenkbates I like that none of my tweets to you will make sense after you change your display name 11734 917079957381271552 2017-10-08 13:31:15-04 @kristenkbates same spoops same 11735 917069115759710208 2017-10-08 12:48:10-04 I can't wait for this movie https://t.co/kk8xsGYfkw 11736 917065002795839489 2017-10-08 12:31:49-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams I will end you 11737 917063780806340612 2017-10-08 12:26:58-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates Carstain* 11738 917054178131931136 2017-10-08 11:48:48-04 What in the world is going on https://t.co/ai0RwMqZev 11739 917024192507404288 2017-10-08 09:49:39-04 @kristenkbates No 11740 917021523201986560 2017-10-08 09:39:03-04 @kristenkbates I'm so happy rn that I won't even tell you how bad you are 11741 917019322408689664 2017-10-08 09:30:18-04 HELLO MY SWEET https://t.co/8dQ5EBdxnK 11742 917016400853684225 2017-10-08 09:18:41-04 Aaaaaaahhhhhhhh f**k I'm getting so hyped right now it's all happening 11743 917016082451443712 2017-10-08 09:17:26-04 REY THO OMG https://t.co/9N5FpVJfhT 11744 917006313816821761 2017-10-08 08:38:37-04 https://t.co/HYw9weZWp9 11745 916888291714191362 2017-10-08 00:49:38-04 @kristenkbates @TheApexFan Spoopy pls 11746 916879973847314437 2017-10-08 00:16:35-04 let the record show that @TheApexFan and I are just friends https://t.co/WLqM3pH4Pp 11747 916874613698826240 2017-10-07 23:55:17-04 Every year, this dinner is just the absolute best. One of the highlights of my year for sure. Love these people. https://t.co/Z6yi8H05BJ 11748 916828148142104576 2017-10-07 20:50:39-04 @libbycwatson @ 11749 916760621659623425 2017-10-07 16:22:19-04 @RachAClark 11750 916760419800375301 2017-10-07 16:21:31-04 @RachAClark 11751 916760059702595585 2017-10-07 16:20:05-04 @RachAClark 11752 916759570084704256 2017-10-07 16:18:08-04 @RachAClark ... 11753 916751602421288961 2017-10-07 15:46:29-04 Okay then. https://t.co/9Y8Vy3HQIO 11754 916749103811518465 2017-10-07 15:36:33-04 @sapphy_hime @manraysky omfg 11755 916745822670376960 2017-10-07 15:23:31-04 @AshCrossan BFF OMG I JUST SAW THIS 11756 916703901981782017 2017-10-07 12:36:56-04 @ChuckWendig #TauntaunCloaca 11757 916660585722531845 2017-10-07 09:44:49-04 This is very good. https://t.co/YU7f5mcJwq 11758 916659587146805248 2017-10-07 09:40:50-04 @AshCrossan @DocEgonSpengler @heathdwilliams Film universe. Washington has great museums. 11759 916532681814564864 2017-10-07 01:16:34-04 @admiraljello @semirose @LillianSkye_ Ah but you should 11760 916531396138754049 2017-10-07 01:11:27-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @DelReyStarWars Just want to formally weigh in and say that this is incredible and I love you 11761 916530513829122049 2017-10-07 01:07:57-04 @Wanderlustin Ahhhhhhhhhhhh 11762 916529880367550466 2017-10-07 01:05:26-04 @Wanderlustin Mr.....Dick 11763 916528815937073157 2017-10-07 01:01:12-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @brianonthescene @mike_audette @AshCrossan ugh I hate you 11764 916527277332226048 2017-10-07 00:55:05-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan But why didn’t you tell me you were meeting Ash! I’m sad 11765 916526985190494209 2017-10-07 00:53:56-04 @heathdwilliams Also for the record this is the tweet that seems to have inspired this https://t.co/tPS9GGaC1D 11766 916526644176805889 2017-10-07 00:52:34-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @brianonthescene @mike_audette @AshCrossan I’ve never felt so sick in my life 11767 916526403893563392 2017-10-07 00:51:37-04 @alittlekings @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan Unreal 11768 916526343248142336 2017-10-07 00:51:23-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan Ohhh yeah I see that now Also where did u guys meet up and why didn’t u invite me 11769 916526224792580096 2017-10-07 00:50:54-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @brianonthescene @mike_audette @AshCrossan CHRIST CHRIST CHRIST IM DEAD 11770 916526093796028416 2017-10-07 00:50:23-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams OH MY GOD OH MY GOD WHERE WAS THIS 11771 916525849427443718 2017-10-07 00:49:25-04 @heathdwilliams Holy shit I just went back and found the tweet that inspired this. How did you find this? 11772 916493083121995776 2017-10-06 22:39:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @nancipants @chaosbria @HerdingNerfs UNREAL KRISTEN UNREAL 11773 916487777251987457 2017-10-06 22:18:08-04 @MasterDevwi @TheRileyGuy @SpectacularSean @JediNewsUK @admiraljello @avgoins @chaosbria And me 11774 916484053964075008 2017-10-06 22:03:20-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @starwars bamboozled 11775 916448203033202688 2017-10-06 19:40:53-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @starwars https://t.co/jWam5xeRy0 11776 916448132472492040 2017-10-06 19:40:36-04 I am cackling https://t.co/36hJh4fMUG 11777 916448005129211904 2017-10-06 19:40:05-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @starwars I mean, again, he definitely did 11778 916444234957426688 2017-10-06 19:25:06-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @starwars Okay, well, he did, but 11779 916442492299632640 2017-10-06 19:18:11-04 @ChuckWendig I had one of your brownies, it was so good, mmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmmmmm good 11780 916439884205838337 2017-10-06 19:07:49-04 @jasoncfry I'm totally the Sharks in this scenario 11781 916435010147815425 2017-10-06 18:48:27-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @starwars Chuck told me wants you to be nicer to me and also he said he only calls "Dave" because he's insecure about himself 11782 916434743167803393 2017-10-06 18:47:23-04 @jasoncfry Okay be right over 11783 916433788347015169 2017-10-06 18:43:36-04 @manraysky Overtired of seeing your face, maybe 11784 916430794977169408 2017-10-06 18:31:42-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @starwars https://t.co/kt3lrsjh6A 11785 916426246573182977 2017-10-06 18:13:38-04 @HowellONeill 11786 916425919677550592 2017-10-06 18:12:20-04 @kateconger Horrible 11787 916424996377055232 2017-10-06 18:08:40-04 @admiraljello What a nerd 11788 916424735176757249 2017-10-06 18:07:37-04 @JennaMC_Laugh Fine 11789 916424701270024192 2017-10-06 18:07:29-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @starwars Chuck don't encourage her 11790 916424641660452864 2017-10-06 18:07:15-04 @JennaMC_Laugh Go away 11791 916420869722984448 2017-10-06 17:52:16-04 @kristenkbates @starwars @ChuckWendig No 11792 916420098054909952 2017-10-06 17:49:12-04 @NatashaBertrand Lol 11793 916420025694728197 2017-10-06 17:48:55-04 @kristenkbates @starwars @ChuckWendig I know I'm such a boss 11794 916419644264677376 2017-10-06 17:47:24-04 @kristenkbates @starwars No but I did see @ChuckWendig this morning and I walked right past him and it made him so mad 11795 916418772323520512 2017-10-06 17:43:56-04 @kristenkbates @starwars Waiting in a line to get a poster signed by FACPOV authors, u mad 11796 916418401802833920 2017-10-06 17:42:27-04 @kristenkbates @starwars Sad 11797 916418241404301313 2017-10-06 17:41:49-04 @kristenkbates @starwars You can 11798 916417733843091457 2017-10-06 17:39:48-04 @kristenkbates @starwars Spoopy please 11799 916417014016741378 2017-10-06 17:36:57-04 @semirose @LillianSkye_ yes he is 11800 916416992730603520 2017-10-06 17:36:51-04 @SarahDemp @LillianSkye_ Sarah 11801 916414006642053122 2017-10-06 17:24:59-04 @LillianSkye_ 11802 916404270416633856 2017-10-06 16:46:18-04 yessssss https://t.co/aYrI72QN2Q 11803 916138052619206658 2017-10-05 23:08:27-04 @emptywheel Ugh 11804 916134275828895744 2017-10-05 22:53:26-04 Sometime this evening I lost my ability to tweet with 280 characters. Please keep me in your prayers at this difficult time. 11805 916130083601084417 2017-10-05 22:36:47-04 Surprised it took them this long https://t.co/0Khbzuvp0i 11806 916128252862914560 2017-10-05 22:29:30-04 @ddiamond dat parenthetical 11807 916127496629903360 2017-10-05 22:26:30-04 @abigbagofkeys @pablohidalgo Omg 11808 916111707822489600 2017-10-05 21:23:46-04 WP has more on NSA breach, incl info on employee (not contractor), his work, & how Russia probably learned about it: https://t.co/QGUdOmmImm https://t.co/DZkNRpe6A2 11809 916101185953849344 2017-10-05 20:41:57-04 @AliWatkins 11810 916101059197759488 2017-10-05 20:41:27-04 "...the Republic will be reorganized into the First Galactic Empire!" https://t.co/cbNxrE7pcj 11811 916099247451312128 2017-10-05 20:34:15-04 Wait WHAT? 11812 916098239451029504 2017-10-05 20:30:15-04 At least the president hasn't said anything alarming in the last few hours 11813 916096269914910720 2017-10-05 20:22:25-04 I can't even take a damn bus to New York without something breaking 11814 916095063779930112 2017-10-05 20:17:38-04 UM WOW https://t.co/0W5Gf8yLEX 11815 916083532782624768 2017-10-05 19:31:48-04 @VileZero That pupster is cute as heck 11816 916076375957737472 2017-10-05 19:03:22-04 @VileZero THAT KERCHIEF 11817 916075537172516865 2017-10-05 19:00:02-04 ICYMI, our story on today's NSA/Kaspersky news: https://t.co/609t7qCuzZ https://t.co/tfnv9nsZ0l 11818 916064872055615489 2017-10-05 18:17:39-04 @kateconger @dellcam @AndrewCouts @lorenzoFB @LouiseMensch Witch Hunt 11819 916064762429091841 2017-10-05 18:17:13-04 @DCDesdemona @dellcam @AndrewCouts @lorenzoFB @LouiseMensch Ya got me 11820 916063113425965057 2017-10-05 18:10:40-04 @kristenkbates same 11821 916060433999593472 2017-10-05 18:00:01-04 laugh rule https://t.co/E3rRK70PPa 11822 916050556354945024 2017-10-05 17:20:46-04 @darth @MikeIsaac omfg 11823 916050121120473088 2017-10-05 17:19:02-04 @Bing_Chris @LouiseMensch chris 11824 916048672684740608 2017-10-05 17:13:17-04 @gregotto omg 11825 916047780241588224 2017-10-05 17:09:44-04 @reassuringURL Perhaps. 11826 916045510347288576 2017-10-05 17:00:43-04 @AndrewCouts @lorenzoFB @LouiseMensch Oh he knows 11827 916045338410176513 2017-10-05 17:00:02-04 #banfrats #banfrats #banfrats https://t.co/LfvSF0gHgS 11828 916045273566187521 2017-10-05 16:59:47-04 @lorenzoFB @AndrewCouts @LouiseMensch da 11829 916045212811632640 2017-10-05 16:59:32-04 @AndrewCouts @LouiseMensch It me the exculpator 11830 916043128297029632 2017-10-05 16:51:15-04 @heathdwilliams Heath 11831 916042411649961984 2017-10-05 16:48:24-04 @KatieBoWill Oh my god, so sorry to hear that this was your place. Hope everyone is safe. 11832 916041781296484353 2017-10-05 16:45:54-04 This story is now available for all to read: https://t.co/609t7qCuzZ https://t.co/sNlyUW1IPi 11833 916038890124926976 2017-10-05 16:34:25-04 @hello__caitlin @nycsouthpaw ded 11834 916036482401554432 2017-10-05 16:24:51-04 @dnvolz New phone who dis 11835 916031502512721925 2017-10-05 16:05:03-04 NSA contractors back in spotlight after reported Russian theft: https://t.co/Ej4B1lATfc My and @Cory_Bennett's story on the significance of @glubold and @shaneharris's WSJ report 11836 916025794455003136 2017-10-05 15:42:22-04 Or it could be that these are different cases, which would make a total of five (!!) contractor breaches in recent years: Edward Snowden Harold Martin Reality Winner WaPo contractor WSJ contractor 11837 916025573436248065 2017-10-05 15:41:30-04 It could be that WaPo's mystery contractor was arrested just for taking the files home, and the government (even as of earlier this year when the WaPo story ran) didn't know Russia had stolen the files. 11838 916025300726796288 2017-10-05 15:40:25-04 https://t.co/eoakMfjy62 https://t.co/9HavrZfdh9 11839 916022143758077952 2017-10-05 15:27:52-04 Oooooh https://t.co/SMxiNojiuD 11840 916021912530309121 2017-10-05 15:26:57-04 @pbump star war 11841 916017850892001280 2017-10-05 15:10:49-04 @kevincollier I see you got the auto-reply today too! 11842 916015143368183814 2017-10-05 15:00:03-04 smart https://t.co/PNbutlDD0L 11843 916011102567354370 2017-10-05 14:44:00-04 @GossiTheDog different person, per story 11844 916008816357134336 2017-10-05 14:34:55-04 @jdawsey1 I remember that line from the Spider-Man movies 11845 916008774636331009 2017-10-05 14:34:45-04 @emptywheel not disagreeing with that, fwiw, just poking fun 11846 916008321324261386 2017-10-05 14:32:57-04 @emptywheel Impressive how quickly you pivot attack lines! 11847 916007920323592192 2017-10-05 14:31:21-04 @emptywheel The story says it was discovered in the spring of last year. Joyce was in charge of TAO at that time. https://t.co/uLZpPS0bbh 11848 916006237933842432 2017-10-05 14:24:40-04 @emptywheel I suspect this is not a story that the NSA enjoys having out there 11849 916005800279265280 2017-10-05 14:22:56-04 N.B.: Rob Joyce, who now oversees all cyber policy for the Trump administration, was the head of the NSA's elite hacking unit when all of this happened. Bet he's pissed. 11850 916004050415493120 2017-10-05 14:15:58-04 .@SenatorShaheen, who has led the congressional push to ban Kaspersky from U.S. government networks, calls the NSA breach story "a stark warning" about the dangers of using Kaspersky software. https://t.co/FYYFGzQlyp 11851 916000040224559104 2017-10-05 14:00:02-04 omg https://t.co/mABqf98PWd 11852 915997357237563394 2017-10-05 13:49:23-04 @emptywheel @mattblaze yeah but we're the good guys 11853 915996778322898945 2017-10-05 13:47:05-04 @mattblaze I mean, the NSA is a cyber threat 11854 915994406968315905 2017-10-05 13:37:39-04 If the contractor's files contained code that matched code in NSA malware, this would make sense. The main job of an antivirus program is to detect that kind of stuff. 11855 915994076880756736 2017-10-05 13:36:20-04 @Scott_Radcliffe I mean, that's what this software does... 11856 915993808159961089 2017-10-05 13:35:16-04 Kaspersky prebuttal implies that the software found the NSA files while scanning for signs that the machine had been hacked https://t.co/tZ5b0F4BOb 11857 915992203461349376 2017-10-05 13:28:54-04 It's worth noting that there's no evidence that Kaspersky actively helped Russia discover or steal these files. Its software just detected them. 11858 915991856609202176 2017-10-05 13:27:31-04 @Bing_Chris lol 11859 915990582710996994 2017-10-05 13:22:27-04 @emptywheel https://t.co/Azas3o0VeS 11860 915990359410450433 2017-10-05 13:21:34-04 @emptywheel The fact that the Russians were able to leverage the software to access sensitive documents? 11861 915989983995056128 2017-10-05 13:20:05-04 @emptywheel Huh? 11862 915984532930748417 2017-10-05 12:58:25-04 Investigators believe Kaspersky software proactively found the files, possibly while scanning for malicious code. https://t.co/l0MCsdQY8h 11863 915981913873162242 2017-10-05 12:48:01-04 @jasoncfry needs more porgs 11864 915980559054024704 2017-10-05 12:42:38-04 @Hello_Tailor you were on "the Beeb," as they say 11865 915980111668592640 2017-10-05 12:40:51-04 @pbump I view every party unfavorably because I'm never invited to any of them 11866 915980060535947264 2017-10-05 12:40:39-04 @Hello_Tailor !!!!!! 11867 915975013378940929 2017-10-05 12:20:35-04 @ErikDavis @clubjade What booth? 11868 915973733453402112 2017-10-05 12:15:30-04 @jesseberney i hate you and also i didn't go to the conference i watched it online 11869 915973444067631104 2017-10-05 12:14:21-04 @jesseberney i will only buy rolling stone if i can fire you 11870 915972215664869376 2017-10-05 12:09:28-04 @oneunderscore__ tfw ur not a jazz fan but u like it 11871 915969946634551296 2017-10-05 12:00:27-04 @oneunderscore__ you sure didn't cow-ch your response there 11872 915969853193904131 2017-10-05 12:00:05-04 Very strange. https://t.co/GyXBifOqgU 11873 915969459801722880 2017-10-05 11:58:31-04 @blakehounshell pretty sure that's Chuck Johnson 11874 915969364771340295 2017-10-05 11:58:09-04 @ericawerner @kristinapet And what, pray tell, did he say to them? 11875 915968272595652608 2017-10-05 11:53:48-04 @brianbeutler brian! 11876 915967864162672640 2017-10-05 11:52:11-04 @heathdwilliams ahhh 11877 915967280323923968 2017-10-05 11:49:52-04 @heathdwilliams We're not comparing POTUS approval vs. right track/wrong track. We're comparing view of economy vs. right track/wrong track. Those two historically look similar: https://t.co/DoB1Kwc4Al https://t.co/WZT6WnuXpL 11878 915963710237282304 2017-10-05 11:35:40-04 @heathdwilliams I think those two numbers are usually correlated though 11879 915959817403027456 2017-10-05 11:20:12-04 @darth @ddiamond @rachanadixit no darth 11880 915959508492591105 2017-10-05 11:18:59-04 @darth @ddiamond @rachanadixit darth you just phoned this one in come on now at least try i am just saying 11881 915958606759124994 2017-10-05 11:15:24-04 @ddiamond @darth @rachanadixit dan.....pls 11882 915956457799077888 2017-10-05 11:06:51-04 @paleofuture @pbump @ChristinLuvsSno @djinnxxi matt you too 11883 915955870630121476 2017-10-05 11:04:31-04 @darth @ddiamond @rachanadixit want to be like them when i grow up tbh darth 11884 915954749366603777 2017-10-05 11:00:04-04 Read this. "How We Found Tom Price’s Private Jets," by @ddiamond and @rachanadixit https://t.co/FZNKY6tnkr https://t.co/gIwrODLcfx 11885 915951800037122049 2017-10-05 10:48:21-04 @pbump @ChristinLuvsSno @djinnxxi @paleofuture oh would you please just delete your account 11886 915949317403430912 2017-10-05 10:38:29-04 @Bing_Chris @lorenzoFB Fantasy Bear 11887 915947865175986177 2017-10-05 10:32:43-04 @eliotnelson hahahahahahaha 11888 915946626887364611 2017-10-05 10:27:47-04 @paleofuture @darth @pbump you can't just keep saying "qwikster" 11889 915946470913839106 2017-10-05 10:27:10-04 @paleofuture @darth @pbump i don't follow 11890 915945895350407168 2017-10-05 10:24:53-04 @ChristinLuvsSno @pbump @paleofuture all monsters, yes 11891 915945847430541312 2017-10-05 10:24:42-04 @_cingraham @Fahrenthold who could have seen this coming 11892 915945745659940864 2017-10-05 10:24:17-04 @paleofuture @darth @pbump what 11893 915945302682734592 2017-10-05 10:22:32-04 @ChristinLuvsSno @pbump @paleofuture not sure how this relates 11894 915945267186356224 2017-10-05 10:22:23-04 @paleofuture @darth @pbump it's on netflix 11895 915945011103125505 2017-10-05 10:21:22-04 @paleofuture @darth @pbump it's the name of the show 11896 915944927821008897 2017-10-05 10:21:02-04 @ChristinLuvsSno @pbump @paleofuture literally how 11897 915944760615071744 2017-10-05 10:20:23-04 @darth @pbump @paleofuture DARTH I SWEAR TO GOD 11898 915944336960950272 2017-10-05 10:18:42-04 @pbump @paleofuture god damn it bump 11899 915943447080656896 2017-10-05 10:15:09-04 @paleofuture @pbump you can look it up 11900 915943305996898306 2017-10-05 10:14:36-04 @paleofuture @pbump his name is lebron "pbum" james 11901 915942690025611264 2017-10-05 10:12:09-04 @paleofuture @pbump it's his name 11902 915941969054101504 2017-10-05 10:09:17-04 @nicolecieux oh . my . god . 11903 915941480287670272 2017-10-05 10:07:20-04 @morningmoneyben hottie 11904 915938530333020161 2017-10-05 09:55:37-04 @TonyRomm @kevincollier take a charter jet 11905 915936276318232576 2017-10-05 09:46:40-04 @petridishes and a commission on what's the deal with that airplane food 11906 915935341202280448 2017-10-05 09:42:57-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig awesome! will you write something like: "Dearest Eric, I really enjoy interacting with you on Twitter, and I do so hope that someday I will create a character worthy of being named after you. Yours ever so sincerely, Chuck "Chank Wimbledong" Wendig" 11907 915934567713972224 2017-10-05 09:39:52-04 @AshCrossan can you please sign @ChuckWendig's books for me 11908 915933702441586689 2017-10-05 09:36:26-04 @michejaw EEEEEEEEEEE 11909 915933582631284738 2017-10-05 09:35:57-04 @michejaw i need to see this dog's face 11910 915932766730117120 2017-10-05 09:32:43-04 @AshCrossan jk bff lol ilu sm 11911 915932209101639680 2017-10-05 09:30:30-04 @AshCrossan *takes notes* 11912 915910072974364672 2017-10-05 08:02:32-04 Well, would you look at that. "Liberal groups got IRS scrutiny, too, inspector general suggests" https://t.co/rEZ7Hhjig6 11913 915772966792843264 2017-10-04 22:57:44-04 @RachAClark pathetic 11914 915771210977497089 2017-10-04 22:50:45-04 @RachAClark oh my GOD this whole thing 11915 915728249921060864 2017-10-04 20:00:02-04 unreal https://t.co/dWAVzqA1Ky 11916 915708509651718145 2017-10-04 18:41:36-04 @Hello_Tailor RIGHT 11917 915698734234775552 2017-10-04 18:02:45-04 @bradheath maybe 11918 915698614030290946 2017-10-04 18:02:17-04 @ditzkoff irl lol 11919 915698040673116160 2017-10-04 18:00:00-04 omg https://t.co/jIWsor8JPU https://t.co/Q14OEJNM84 11920 915691170575118336 2017-10-04 17:32:42-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @LillianSkye_ smh 11921 915684266352300034 2017-10-04 17:05:16-04 @byrdinator That's fair tbh I have no good answer to that 11922 915684014710812672 2017-10-04 17:04:16-04 @byrdinator r u paywallshaming 11923 915683971593379841 2017-10-04 17:04:06-04 @byrdinator So I can pay my rent Haley tbh 11924 915683307232399365 2017-10-04 17:01:27-04 We broke the story about House Judiciary's 702 reauthorization bill. Another reason to follow our team so you don't miss any cyber news. https://t.co/4xR8q4oYmH 11925 915678546189864961 2017-10-04 16:42:32-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/ICdBy6PaOB 11926 915676379647225856 2017-10-04 16:33:56-04 @LillianSkye_ @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams 11927 915662669985800195 2017-10-04 15:39:27-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @LillianSkye_ I hate you so much 11928 915662029935038464 2017-10-04 15:36:54-04 @FallonKlivian @nancipants @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams @LillianSkye_ Welcome to D.C. 11929 915659883709632512 2017-10-04 15:28:23-04 @LillianSkye_ @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams I probably looked annoyed 11930 915659654704836608 2017-10-04 15:27:28-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @LillianSkye_ Heath I will end you 11931 915659295710236673 2017-10-04 15:26:02-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams @LillianSkye_ yes that was me I was waiting for a Lyft that decided to stop somewhere else and now I'm gonna be late for an important meeting wheeee 11932 915659179280527360 2017-10-04 15:25:35-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams @LillianSkye_ OH MY GOD STALKER 11933 915645078483427334 2017-10-04 14:29:33-04 @Gorman_Siobhan New? https://t.co/ZNLIrLqYkQ 11934 915644396338601990 2017-10-04 14:26:50-04 @JennaMC_Laugh guessing she took the super secret ODNI hyperloop 11935 915644148526538758 2017-10-04 14:25:51-04 @JennaMC_Laugh wait, did she already fly back from Boston for this? 11936 915637655274057728 2017-10-04 14:00:03-04 Um this seems like a huge deal https://t.co/E63IzOI7cI 11937 915634551942270976 2017-10-04 13:47:43-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams WOW 11938 915634192486162432 2017-10-04 13:46:17-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan Same Ash 11939 915621837882740736 2017-10-04 12:57:12-04 @blakehounshell lord almighty 11940 915621472139399168 2017-10-04 12:55:45-04 @Bing_Chris God damn it 11941 915618091782074369 2017-10-04 12:42:19-04 Rosenstein also urged companies that use encryption to think about whether "the means of doing so can prevent you from seeing what’s happening on your networks and preclude law enforcement from effectively protecting you and your data." Interesting comment. 11942 915617935523270657 2017-10-04 12:41:41-04 "We should have a candid public debate about the pros and cons of allowing companies to create lock boxes that cannot be opened by police and judges." (cont) 11943 915617848168534016 2017-10-04 12:41:21-04 "In a democratic society, the decision to reset that constitutional balance should include review by the citizens and their elected representatives. People should understand the consequences of warrant-proof security." (cont) 11944 915617775552466946 2017-10-04 12:41:03-04 Rosenstein has wrapped up. Here's a bit more of what he said on encryption, where he seemed to deliver a really forceful rebuke of Silicon Valley's approach: 11945 915615000416456705 2017-10-04 12:30:02-04 Rosenstein hits tech companies for how they deploy encryption: “Increasingly, technology frustrates the traditional law enforcement efforts to collect evidence that’s needed to protect public safety and solve crimes.” 11946 915613917195497472 2017-10-04 12:25:43-04 Rosenstein: “We have had significant successes” with transnational cyber threats recently. Cites AlphaBay takedown and arrest of Kelihos botnet operator. 11947 915613601200836608 2017-10-04 12:24:28-04 Rosenstein on ransomware: "Attacks used to be indiscriminate, scattershot attacks … but today we see more sophisticated attacks that are targeted to particular businesses or sectors." 11948 915612865960214529 2017-10-04 12:21:33-04 “Right now we’re dealing with one of the largest breaches ever of a private company holding sensitive financial data,” Rosenstein says. To CEOs, he says: “If you think it won’t happen to your company, you are probably wrong.” 11949 915612215511851008 2017-10-04 12:18:58-04 Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein is up next at the Cambridge cyber summit. 11950 915612082921406466 2017-10-04 12:18:26-04 @nicolecieux jesus 11951 915611512789708800 2017-10-04 12:16:10-04 @nicolecieux nic 11952 915611397236707328 2017-10-04 12:15:42-04 @KatieBoWill That's cyber! 11953 915609960595279872 2017-10-04 12:10:00-04 Joyce pushes back on moderator who quotes Trump saying Russia story is a hoax. Joyce: “It’s really important to understand — the president, after being briefed on the intelligence on the election intrusions, he accepted that and he stood behind the intelligence community.” 11954 915606064292298752 2017-10-04 11:54:31-04 Joyce says the administration wants companies to "consider from the outset of building a platform or building a capability how they’re going to respond to those inevitable asks from a judge’s order." 11955 915605885501739008 2017-10-04 11:53:48-04 Back at Cambridge summit, WH's Rob Joyce says the Trump administration is "certainly not asking for a backdoor" in encrypted platforms. 11956 915604773902143489 2017-10-04 11:49:23-04 @JoeBeOne @EACgov Aw man I want this. If only I knew someone who could grab me one... 11957 915603687770349568 2017-10-04 11:45:04-04 @pbump enjoy the mentions you're going to get for saying that WI and MI's swing-state status was well known 11958 915603340050010116 2017-10-04 11:43:42-04 @TheRileyGuy See you there!!! 11959 915603226770198528 2017-10-04 11:43:15-04 @manraysky SO CUTE 11960 915602656227414016 2017-10-04 11:40:58-04 @manraysky awwwww cut him some slack he is so cute 11961 915600296335876098 2017-10-04 11:31:36-04 @darth DARTH 11962 915598161191849986 2017-10-04 11:23:07-04 @tayhatmaker amazing 11963 915597053765578753 2017-10-04 11:18:43-04 Oh. https://t.co/eiwiUhex00 11964 915594272778399745 2017-10-04 11:07:40-04 Precisely https://t.co/lYX1uG3yaz 11965 915593849480806400 2017-10-04 11:05:59-04 Tillerson: "I'm just not going to be part of this effort to divide this administration." 11966 915593769843609602 2017-10-04 11:05:40-04 Tillerson again won't deny that he called Trump a moron. "I'm not going to deal with petty stuff like that." 11967 915593676805550081 2017-10-04 11:05:18-04 Tillerson on the JCPOA: "We're going to give him a couple of options." Says the deal is "only a small part" of Iran relationship. 11968 915593329492013056 2017-10-04 11:03:55-04 @MiriamElder @BrendanBordelon oh wow 11969 915593018987687936 2017-10-04 11:02:41-04 It. Is. Surreal. That. This. Is. Happening. https://t.co/P4cMwagI6m 11970 915591937335468034 2017-10-04 10:58:23-04 @eliotnelson oh no 11971 915590409644015617 2017-10-04 10:52:19-04 @martinmatishak this is a good tweet 11972 915590382620172288 2017-10-04 10:52:12-04 @HamillHimself Will you be roaming the floor? Crashing a panel? 11973 915590170925309952 2017-10-04 10:51:22-04 Cambridge summit is now on a break, so I'll watch to see whatever this is. https://t.co/smDPZyBhhE 11974 915589090690703360 2017-10-04 10:47:04-04 @elianayjohnson @SchreckReports tfw I couldn't rule this out until just now 11975 915588147454541824 2017-10-04 10:43:19-04 @blakehounshell What if he's just wishing his niece a happy birthday 11976 915587056545484801 2017-10-04 10:38:59-04 @TonyRomm ICANN't even 11977 915586181575974912 2017-10-04 10:35:31-04 Priestap: “The FBI is doing everything it possibly can to ensure that Russia pays a price for its nefarious activities.” 11978 915586144464785408 2017-10-04 10:35:22-04 Next panel at Cambridge is about Russia's attacks on Ukraine and includes Bill Priestap, head of FBI's counterintelligence division. “They’ve got to pay a price," Priestap says of Russia. 11979 915583679698735105 2017-10-04 10:25:34-04 Forgot to note: Joyce hinted that more cyber sanctions were coming soon. "Treasury, DOJ, and others are working hard on several cases right now. ... It’s important to use tools for maximum effectiveness, so the timing of things is very critical." 11980 915581488577564672 2017-10-04 10:16:52-04 Joyce, summing up: “We’re the frog in the pot that’s getting boiled. I watch these breaches every day. This has been a heck of a week for companies announcing the problems they’ve had. It’s getting to the point where we’re numb.” 11981 915580166168072192 2017-10-04 10:11:36-04 Joyce says for most consumer devices, “I think the regulation of cyber technology is likely to hamstring innovation.” If these devices are regulated too specifically, "The manufacturers are going to be slowed in their ability to innovate and give us that next product." 11982 915579286001766400 2017-10-04 10:08:07-04 Joyce on liability for data breaches: "If you don’t pay attention to cybersecurity and you’re a manufacturer, you’re a vendor, you’re going to quickly lose your market share. So I think the market is doing the right thing in those cases." 11983 915578080600711168 2017-10-04 10:03:19-04 Joyce says he hopes to release declassified charter for Vulnerability Equities Process within the month. Says it has been written and an interagency group is reviewing it. 11984 915577261935357953 2017-10-04 10:00:04-04 Per the State Department schedule, the first high-level U.S.-China cyber meeting of the Trump era begins now. https://t.co/7Lv6kMQwR4 11985 915576746816221184 2017-10-04 09:58:01-04 Joyce on those cyber sanctions: “It’s important to use tools for maximum effectiveness, so the timing of things is very critical.” “You want to roll out sanctions at the same time you’ve got a diplomatic plan.” 11986 915575291795443712 2017-10-04 09:52:14-04 Joyce says that technical standards agency NIST “has been working across the financial infrastructure, a lot of the technologists, and with academia" on ways to replace SSNs. 11987 915574773471735813 2017-10-04 09:50:11-04 Joyce, back on his SSN kick from yesterday: “I feel really strongly that the Social Security number as an identity — or even worse, as an access control — is just a horrific idea. It’s evolved that way over time and it puts us all at risk.” 11988 915574669775917057 2017-10-04 09:49:46-04 Joyce says the typical username-and-password combination is obsolete. “It’s clear we need to move beyond it," he says. Urges everyone to use two-factor authentication. 11989 915574060653989888 2017-10-04 09:47:21-04 @HighPlainsGirl1 Trump didn't appoint McCabe. 11990 915573594381541377 2017-10-04 09:45:30-04 @TaoOfPooh that was Rosenstein https://t.co/tL5NpzWh6T 11991 915573379092160518 2017-10-04 09:44:38-04 McCabe/Gordon panel has ended. Next is a keynote by Rob Joyce, Trump's cybersecurity coordinator. 11992 915573148808044545 2017-10-04 09:43:43-04 @kristenkbates @TheApexFan @ALupi15 hang on wait whoa slow down now 11993 915573076179464192 2017-10-04 09:43:26-04 Sue Gordon, deputy director of national intelligence, on Trump: "We meet with him almost daily on intelligence." She calls their interactions "one of the great disconnects" between media portrayal and reality. 11994 915572442730557440 2017-10-04 09:40:55-04 @kristenkbates @TheApexFan @ALupi15 i don't understand 11995 915572313281744896 2017-10-04 09:40:24-04 @kristenkbates @TheApexFan @ALupi15 hang on 11996 915571866957488128 2017-10-04 09:38:38-04 McCabe on Russia probe: “I have complete faith in Director Mueller and the great folks that he’s assembled to get the work done.” 11997 915569322147401728 2017-10-04 09:28:31-04 @kristenkbates @TheApexFan @ALupi15 wait what 11998 915569296734134272 2017-10-04 09:28:25-04 McCabe on debates like encryption: "We understand there is no absolute, perfect, ultimate state of security," but "we’ve got to strike a balance in those things, and we’re not going to do it by shouting at each other from opposite sides of a litigation." 11999 915569100218404864 2017-10-04 09:27:38-04 @TheApexFan @ALupi15 dang 12000 915568438877343745 2017-10-04 09:25:00-04 McCabe on social media used for influence ops: "We need to work with our [tech cos] to find, how do we make them part of the solution?" 12001 915566247374401541 2017-10-04 09:16:18-04 @TheApexFan @ALupi15 i'm reconsidering my travel now 12002 915565764819738625 2017-10-04 09:14:23-04 @TheApexFan @ALupi15 no laughsphemying matter, you mean? 12003 915565390947868672 2017-10-04 09:12:54-04 @TheApexFan @ALupi15 christ 12004 915564865653231616 2017-10-04 09:10:49-04 @TheApexFan @ALupi15 oh snap 12005 915563682305904640 2017-10-04 09:06:06-04 The 2017 Cambridge Cyber Summit is about to kick off: https://t.co/mMixyJXl5Q White House Cybersecurity Coordinator Rob Joyce, Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein, FBI Deputy Director Andrew McCabe, and other officials are scheduled to speak. Stay tuned for coverage. 12006 915403603459891200 2017-10-03 22:30:01-04 Because the Russian government tracks American politics and Michigan and Wisconsin are well-known swing states? https://t.co/bmNfGBR3gy 12007 915399073758367744 2017-10-03 22:12:01-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @heathdwilliams i am so mad 12008 915398429878124544 2017-10-03 22:09:27-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @heathdwilliams OH MY GOD 12009 915398400702640128 2017-10-03 22:09:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @heathdwilliams it me 12010 915398385808666624 2017-10-03 22:09:17-04 @savkthom https://t.co/Frp6Smipaf 12011 915397488038879232 2017-10-03 22:05:43-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams maybe 12012 915397440131534848 2017-10-03 22:05:31-04 @heathdwilliams it must be a day ending in y 12013 915397198275338241 2017-10-03 22:04:33-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams hahahahahahah 12014 915396054534717440 2017-10-03 22:00:01-04 Read this. https://t.co/JGllCWYL4N 12015 915390585019781121 2017-10-03 21:38:17-04 @dandrezner @nycsouthpaw ahahahaha 12016 915389078820057088 2017-10-03 21:32:18-04 @ryorin @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 WHO IS THAT 12017 915388615135547398 2017-10-03 21:30:27-04 "There is a sense among [Senate Intel] committee officials that the panel cannot wait until its probe is fully done to impress upon the public that the Russia can and likely will act again." https://t.co/7cjvYTHlLI 12018 915388486399688704 2017-10-03 21:29:56-04 @ryorin @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 i don't understand this and it makes me so mad 12019 915387618682163201 2017-10-03 21:26:30-04 @ryorin @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 and we're back to, i hate you 12020 915387128502194176 2017-10-03 21:24:33-04 @ryorin @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 what does this even MEAN 12021 915387099750309888 2017-10-03 21:24:26-04 @mrbowers @ryorin @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | | | die | | | |______| (\__/) || (xㅅx) || / づ 12022 915384726491422720 2017-10-03 21:15:00-04 i'm crying https://t.co/nytUMfqGaf 12023 915380954792960001 2017-10-03 21:00:01-04 omg (https://t.co/kxG3Xamye4) https://t.co/sWTJ4v2pmi 12024 915376395458613248 2017-10-03 20:41:54-04 @ryorin @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @mrbowers i hate every single one of y o u 12025 915376180831932417 2017-10-03 20:41:03-04 @AshCrossan @GermainLussier twss 12026 915375504986951680 2017-10-03 20:38:21-04 @TonyRomm i see absolutely nothing wrong with any of this 12027 915373690208030720 2017-10-03 20:31:09-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @ryorin @mrbowers WHY 12028 915373401870450688 2017-10-03 20:30:00-04 This is really something. https://t.co/d50AkINPxA https://t.co/dQ3vVZ6woA 12029 915372342674644992 2017-10-03 20:25:47-04 @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @ryorin @mrbowers @heathdwilliams jesus everloving christ 12030 915368881312714752 2017-10-03 20:12:02-04 @kristenkbates @ryorin @SwaraSalih1 @mrbowers @heathdwilliams | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | | | no | | | |______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ 12031 915366910858055680 2017-10-03 20:04:12-04 @ryorin @SwaraSalih1 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams sho 12032 915366895980879872 2017-10-03 20:04:09-04 @ninamarie_4 @dog_rates EARS 12033 915365854371393536 2017-10-03 20:00:01-04 The Senate Commerce Committee will ask Yahoo and Equifax reps to testify later this month on their data breaches. https://t.co/IEvvmQr928 https://t.co/VYHrGRk5eR 12034 915365645944070146 2017-10-03 19:59:11-04 @ryorin @SwaraSalih1 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams let's not do this 12035 915365622028128256 2017-10-03 19:59:05-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls YES I was so pleased with myself tbqh 12036 915364857213530113 2017-10-03 19:56:03-04 @sparksjls damn it I was literally just about to tweet this 12037 915364095213408256 2017-10-03 19:53:01-04 @Bunson8r @darth omg serve this dog bartender 12038 915362586828427264 2017-10-03 19:47:01-04 @SwaraSalih1 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @heathdwilliams | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | nothing | | | | matters | |______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ 12039 915357906236821504 2017-10-03 19:28:26-04 @SwaraSalih1 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates O.W.N.E.D. 12040 915357334918049792 2017-10-03 19:26:09-04 @SwaraSalih1 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams OWNEDDDDDDDDDDDD 12041 915356643881308160 2017-10-03 19:23:25-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates lol 12042 915356137620373504 2017-10-03 19:21:24-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates and heath can photoshop other text onto there too! 12043 915356108793040896 2017-10-03 19:21:17-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates THIS IS SO GREAT I LOVE IT OMG A REAL SIGN BUNNY 12044 915355999535583232 2017-10-03 19:20:51-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates ahahahahah i love you so much saf 12045 915355962931859456 2017-10-03 19:20:42-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates OMG BUN 12046 915355606625734657 2017-10-03 19:19:17-04 @SwaraSalih1 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams thank you swara 12047 915355586639867904 2017-10-03 19:19:12-04 @_hillary I know him! 12048 915355295676878850 2017-10-03 19:18:03-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates owned 12049 915355023575535616 2017-10-03 19:16:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams danny no 12050 915353420218998787 2017-10-03 19:10:36-04 @elliesunakawa @darth unreal 12051 915352550060314624 2017-10-03 19:07:09-04 @CarpeDiemCyber you're not kidding 12052 915350758324916224 2017-10-03 19:00:01-04 Wow. https://t.co/C1evdzRQAA https://t.co/xnt46cOura 12053 915347633853681664 2017-10-03 18:47:36-04 @heathdwilliams who's EGDUJ 12054 915347513829412865 2017-10-03 18:47:08-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams oh no i hate this 12055 915346198680276993 2017-10-03 18:41:54-04 @kristenkbates | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄  ̄| | | | ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | | thx | | ______ | (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ 12056 915345565902360576 2017-10-03 18:39:23-04 @kristenkbates I always love when I can bring back the sign bunny 12057 915344004522414081 2017-10-03 18:33:11-04 @kristenkbates | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | BAM | | BOOZLED | |_______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ 12058 915343084233293824 2017-10-03 18:29:32-04 @kristenkbates kisten i am so happy for u that u have a boyfriend is he blind tho bc i mean 12059 915341276152832002 2017-10-03 18:22:21-04 @nicoleperlroth 500m was the 2014 breach. They originally said 1bn for this one. 12060 915339019936043008 2017-10-03 18:13:23-04 @petridishes A-pop-calypse Now 12061 915338252801978369 2017-10-03 18:10:20-04 @HowellONeill does this make me a useful idiot 12062 915338224230440960 2017-10-03 18:10:13-04 @HowellONeill damn it 12063 915335654023634944 2017-10-03 18:00:00-04 Always fun when the Russian embassy tags you in a tweet https://t.co/gHVn0bmZq6 12064 915334330003656704 2017-10-03 17:54:45-04 @lorenzoFB @codelancer @VessOnSecurity Flickr accounts, at least, became full Yahoo accounts after a while, so those would just be considered Yahoo accounts. 12065 915328104587055104 2017-10-03 17:30:00-04 It seems like I missed a lot while covering cyber events today https://t.co/gGRD4PGVpu 12066 915328072899076097 2017-10-03 17:29:53-04 @kateconger Okay well check your LinkedIn notification then 12067 915327099422019584 2017-10-03 17:26:01-04 @kateconger Will you join my professional network 12068 915326428169764865 2017-10-03 17:23:21-04 @kateconger Kate I think the better question is why do you get LinkedIn push notifications 12069 915325128397004801 2017-10-03 17:18:11-04 @darth @pbump I honestly just wish to die 12070 915324887744548865 2017-10-03 17:17:13-04 @word_34 @pbump To be clear, I was saying that I wish Philip's dad wrote about how he's powerful 12071 915320113271836672 2017-10-03 16:58:15-04 @pbump same 12072 915316078548602883 2017-10-03 16:42:13-04 Yahoo now says that every single one of its then-3-billion users was affected by its 2013 data breach: https://t.co/3ieJbkrybI https://t.co/7oFaCbaWUw 12073 915310999779053570 2017-10-03 16:22:02-04 The IRS also awarded a fox a no-bid contract to provide henhouse security. https://t.co/n4vtar6YFG 12074 915305398395179014 2017-10-03 15:59:47-04 Steinman, a senior director on the NSC cyber team, runs the intl portfolio. Also only team member I know of whose Twitter bio says "MAGA." https://t.co/ELeIFp2nGa 12075 915298594055507968 2017-10-03 15:32:44-04 @JackDobbyn @jesseberney @erikmal @darth Oh. My. God. 12076 915295332329824256 2017-10-03 15:19:47-04 @erikmal @darth and free! 12077 915295183683637249 2017-10-03 15:19:11-04 @darth @erikmal WAIT OMG THIS WAS A BASKETBALL PUN 12078 915295054792724482 2017-10-03 15:18:41-04 @erikmal @JackDobbyn @jesseberney @darth omega would you all please just stop 12079 915294129105592322 2017-10-03 15:15:00-04 @aedwardslevy would love to set up an off-the-record coffee spill on my shirt 12080 915293985354272770 2017-10-03 15:14:26-04 @jesseberney @darth @erikmal oh great now people are just piling on. great 12081 915293787290775554 2017-10-03 15:13:38-04 @darth @erikmal darth i would ask you to please not 12082 915293442107994112 2017-10-03 15:12:16-04 @erikmal omfg 12083 915293334192738305 2017-10-03 15:11:50-04 @erikmal heard this book was bad 12084 915290736731533313 2017-10-03 15:01:31-04 @KeithChu yessssss 12085 915290364168175616 2017-10-03 15:00:02-04 @luawna @dog_rates THIS FACE 12086 915289588196880384 2017-10-03 14:56:57-04 @heathdwilliams look at those computers tho 12087 915289320650657794 2017-10-03 14:55:53-04 @aedwardslevy oh no 12088 915287189277245443 2017-10-03 14:47:25-04 @dmccabe https://t.co/PoFnW6Hw5W 12089 915286123349504000 2017-10-03 14:43:11-04 @heathdwilliams WHAT 12090 915284788000456710 2017-10-03 14:37:53-04 @MarissaHarshman @OHnewsroom oh my lord 12091 915284736163139584 2017-10-03 14:37:40-04 @DanielStrauss4 ah 12092 915284582781550592 2017-10-03 14:37:04-04 @blakehounshell blake 12093 915284037253648385 2017-10-03 14:34:54-04 @DanielStrauss4 neither of them will ever be president? 12094 915281929129332742 2017-10-03 14:26:31-04 @ashleymayer @darth extremely good dogpup 12095 915280492777365504 2017-10-03 14:20:49-04 @ashleymayer @darth oh my god 12096 915280232990543874 2017-10-03 14:19:47-04 @eliotnelson the doug jone sexperience 12097 915266932437381120 2017-10-03 13:26:56-04 @JennaMC_Laugh agree to disagree 12098 915266783178842112 2017-10-03 13:26:20-04 @JennaMC_Laugh hey, you opened the door to that 12099 915266661506273280 2017-10-03 13:25:51-04 @JennaMC_Laugh and you loved every second of it 12100 915265784171114496 2017-10-03 13:22:22-04 @JennaMC_Laugh jenna just accept my request 12101 915264295340068865 2017-10-03 13:16:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 danny i didn't know you worked at Borders 12102 915264244026892289 2017-10-03 13:16:15-04 @cmpriest @darth omg 12103 915259122295214080 2017-10-03 12:55:54-04 @MeganStifel @CarpeDiemCyber @RGB_Lights Paging @jgrantindc 12104 915252973860737024 2017-10-03 12:31:28-04 @connorobrienNH Connor...thank you 12105 915251946768027648 2017-10-03 12:27:23-04 .@StaySafeOnline's #CyberAware launch event is about to start. You can watch here: https://t.co/tN99UkOtZd I'll have some coverage too. 12106 915248836125253632 2017-10-03 12:15:01-04 The FBI is asking companies to scrutinize the vulnerability used to hack Equifax. Great @Bing_Chris scoop: https://t.co/vz5yVqps6v 12107 915240918730584064 2017-10-03 11:43:34-04 @msiglain @missingwords @DelReyStarWars @quirkbooks @DisneyHyperion @dkpublishing Congrats on all the releases! 12108 915239078613983233 2017-10-03 11:36:15-04 .@RonWyden has asked the 6 largest voting vendors — Dominion Voting, Election Systems & Software, Five Cedars Group, Hart InterCivic, MicroVote, and Unisyn Voting Solutions — and two federal test labs how they handle cybersecurity. Example letter: https://t.co/82e9AApJON https://t.co/UjBD0NUAtl 12109 915205300524855296 2017-10-03 09:22:01-04 In wake of Equifax, Joyce says WH is considering ways to replace the Social Security number. “We’ve called for the departments and agencies to bring forward their ideas, and let’s start talking about the Social Security number and the vulnerabilities in the cyber world.” 12110 912765730248183809 2017-09-26 15:48:03-04 !! https://t.co/UDfObDeNhF 12111 913407921240858625 2017-09-28 10:19:53-04 The Senate Judiciary Committee has voted 11-9 to approve Brian Benczkowski's nomination and report it to the full Senate. 12112 913400309866778629 2017-09-28 09:49:38-04 Benczkowski, if you remember, represented Alfa Bank, firm with ties to Russia. https://t.co/xGMrRtatyz 12113 913400007444836352 2017-09-28 09:48:26-04 Feinstein says she opposes the nominee, Brian Benczkowski, because he has no courtroom experience, was not a federal prosecutor, etc. 12114 915231901576781825 2017-10-03 11:07:44-04 @Bing_Chris @gregotto @CyberScoopNews Sappy af 12115 915227830727905281 2017-10-03 10:51:33-04 My reporting from @RGB_Lights's @postlive cyber summit, on: * Replacing the Social Security number: https://t.co/drvwP4O3YB * Revealing the USG vulnerability disclosure process: https://t.co/7HazQGwN9K * Concern about Chinese and Russian code inspections: https://t.co/GLiHEx5P10 12116 915210136955887616 2017-10-03 09:41:15-04 Joyce on Kaspersky ban: "People keep asking for the intelligence justification. There’s no reason we should be compelled to show the intelligence." 12117 915208060011974657 2017-10-03 09:32:59-04 The charter will describe the process and participants in the Vulnerability Equities Process, which the Obama administration first revealed: https://t.co/shgIUry9Jq 12118 915207811105161216 2017-10-03 09:32:00-04 Joyce says the White House will soon publicly release a document explaining how the government decides when to disclose tech flaws it discovers. "We are right at the goal line of finalizing the charter." 12119 915201838475022336 2017-10-03 09:08:16-04 @dnvolz @HPE troll so hard 12120 915201792253812737 2017-10-03 09:08:05-04 @timothypmurphy tim i have bad news 12121 915201548145369089 2017-10-03 09:07:07-04 White House cybersecurity coordinator @RGB_Lights is about to speak at the @postlive cyber summit in Washington. Watch here https://t.co/chJOdW48RG or follow my coverage. 12122 915198088742129664 2017-10-03 08:53:22-04 @MarisaKabas Smh 12123 915197916226228224 2017-10-03 08:52:41-04 @MarisaKabas Did not see that coming 12124 915035176585121793 2017-10-02 22:06:01-04 @packetdude not a policy event so we're not tracking it 12125 915022166839742465 2017-10-02 21:14:19-04 @malloryconlon @farfarawayradio AHHHHHHHHHH 12126 915021393766514688 2017-10-02 21:11:15-04 @pbump @darth philip 12127 915019838887784448 2017-10-02 21:05:04-04 @malloryconlon @farfarawayradio i love this floof 12128 915018762516037632 2017-10-02 21:00:47-04 @malloryconlon @farfarawayradio DOGPUP 12129 915018566558085121 2017-10-02 21:00:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/588SP7C9pL 12130 915017810392305665 2017-10-02 20:57:00-04 @Gaber205 @darth @dog_rates i love her 12131 915003711373619200 2017-10-02 20:00:59-04 @danielnazer daniel...thank you 12132 915003469546876928 2017-10-02 20:00:01-04 Hear from the State Department's new top cybersecurity official ----> https://t.co/hinVNCNU0c 12133 914995602194403332 2017-10-02 19:28:46-04 @kristenkbates @manraysky @AH_AdamHughes no 12134 914989593774235648 2017-10-02 19:04:53-04 @kristenkbates @manraysky @AH_AdamHughes phrasing 12135 914989570487455744 2017-10-02 19:04:47-04 @dmccabe @axios @fox5dc awkward 12136 914988371138809861 2017-10-02 19:00:01-04 https://t.co/Cbff7wp9e4 https://t.co/HD3Ceb1x7L 12137 914985429711060993 2017-10-02 18:48:20-04 @manraysky @kristenkbates @AH_AdamHughes ladies please 12138 914983537086009344 2017-10-02 18:40:49-04 @kristenkbates @manraysky @AH_AdamHughes Kristen 12139 914975675588673536 2017-10-02 18:09:35-04 @pablohidalgo @manraysky Oh good lord 12140 914975354309267457 2017-10-02 18:08:18-04 @dmccabe @axios @fox5dc I will 12141 914973276358807552 2017-10-02 18:00:03-04 Former Equifax CEO Richard Smith will testify at Senate Judiciary subcommittee's Equifax hearing on Wednesday, per cmte. https://t.co/JijpYbsJ6b 12142 914969826384367617 2017-10-02 17:46:20-04 @darth @JoeBerkowitz you're unreal 12143 914968711840362496 2017-10-02 17:41:54-04 @Kyle_Feldscher @nycsouthpaw i see what you did there 12144 914967498428207104 2017-10-02 17:37:05-04 @libbycwatson have you ever had easy mac 12145 914965738787663872 2017-10-02 17:30:06-04 @woodruffbets who among us, betsy 12146 914965628808724480 2017-10-02 17:29:39-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo Perfect! I'll be there on Wednesday 12147 914965472751341569 2017-10-02 17:29:02-04 @oneunderscore__ LOL 12148 914964920898396161 2017-10-02 17:26:51-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo does Pablo know you approved this 12149 914964721262002183 2017-10-02 17:26:03-04 @manraysky can I sleep next to @pablohidalgo's Star Wars library 12150 914964281787125761 2017-10-02 17:24:18-04 @manraysky I WANT TO MEET HIMMMMMMMM 12151 914958169595670528 2017-10-02 17:00:01-04 This "Country Y" problem also popped up in Cyber Command's digital war against ISIS: https://t.co/KlOkrmfBle https://t.co/2cM2p5csor 12152 914954752110268417 2017-10-02 16:46:26-04 @jesseberney omg congrats 12153 914953936909500417 2017-10-02 16:43:12-04 @UserAM169 i'm going as the E M A I L S 12154 914951344259203072 2017-10-02 16:32:54-04 And another one https://t.co/kE34fjd0ce 12155 914946493966176256 2017-10-02 16:13:37-04 @nycsouthpaw what a ratio 12156 914945488402681856 2017-10-02 16:09:37-04 @admiraljello @brian_nov @Wanderlustin jay 12157 914945444098297856 2017-10-02 16:09:27-04 @ChuckWendig chuck be safe pls 12158 914944953469620230 2017-10-02 16:07:30-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin what 12159 914944613286387713 2017-10-02 16:06:09-04 @ChuckWendig hands and feet inside the plane at all times chuck 12160 914944140944736256 2017-10-02 16:04:16-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov yes 12161 914943844948508673 2017-10-02 16:03:06-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov it's fine saf 12162 914943766666121228 2017-10-02 16:02:47-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov i'm just...not gonna say any words right now 12163 914943072911335424 2017-10-02 16:00:02-04 tag yourself I'm reid_fleming https://t.co/JvwKFTyewv 12164 914941944803069958 2017-10-02 15:55:33-04 @ryanbeckwith @kelseylh ugh 12165 914941268001742849 2017-10-02 15:52:51-04 @its_a_lisa There are lots of cybersecurity events year-round. This week is just too full of them. 12166 914941083494354944 2017-10-02 15:52:07-04 @LuciferSam37 @alexburnsNYT I thought he was the Miami baseball mascot 12167 914940377454534663 2017-10-02 15:49:19-04 @alexburnsNYT i'm 26, i don't know who marlon brando is 12168 914940344697020416 2017-10-02 15:49:11-04 @ChuckWendig i'm not 12169 914940054870609925 2017-10-02 15:48:02-04 @ChuckWendig well, you can think that if you want, dave 12170 914939835777011717 2017-10-02 15:47:10-04 @alexburnsNYT how is the young martin sheen thing gonna work 12171 914939752260030464 2017-10-02 15:46:50-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin agreed 12172 914939631304679425 2017-10-02 15:46:21-04 @ChuckWendig it stands for windowsill financial planners 12173 914939309395988480 2017-10-02 15:45:04-04 I really thought I'd collected everything. This just goes to show how overloaded this week is. https://t.co/nL1Z7A32Af 12174 914933031214907393 2017-10-02 15:20:07-04 Cybersecurity event planners, we need to talk about your obsession with the first week in October. It's like this every year, but it's particularly bad this year. Look at this calendar of events we're tracking tomorrow and Wednesday. https://t.co/Z1OWS8cHRq 12175 914931490475081729 2017-10-02 15:14:00-04 @jonnysun jomny where r u gonna be at NYCC!! 12176 914928313524682752 2017-10-02 15:01:23-04 @admiraljello same 12177 914928001971818496 2017-10-02 15:00:08-04 @IsaacDovere if we have sandwiches then only criminals will have hot dogs 12178 914927956375605248 2017-10-02 14:59:57-04 @admiraljello love 2 rely on ReedPOP for an orderly convention experience 12179 914927139509690370 2017-10-02 14:56:43-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin hi brian 12180 914925070686056451 2017-10-02 14:48:29-04 @Wanderlustin daisy ridley looks seven years old in this photo 12181 914924934513774593 2017-10-02 14:47:57-04 @darth @shanpalus those EYES 12182 914924364914728966 2017-10-02 14:45:41-04 @sbg1 @peterbakernyt and quoted uncle ben from spiderman 12183 914922599339216896 2017-10-02 14:38:40-04 @daveweigel omg 12184 914922534457544705 2017-10-02 14:38:25-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate i hate you 12185 914922218907455493 2017-10-02 14:37:10-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate what 12186 914920553923923968 2017-10-02 14:30:33-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate i hate you 12187 914920377251504129 2017-10-02 14:29:50-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate jfc 12188 914920140701126656 2017-10-02 14:28:54-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate no loose wire jokes 12189 914919857262678017 2017-10-02 14:27:47-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate a surprise, to be sure, but a welcome one 12190 914919472699461632 2017-10-02 14:26:15-04 @pwnallthethings hot 12191 914919458979942400 2017-10-02 14:26:12-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate owned 12192 914919363903401984 2017-10-02 14:25:49-04 @pwnallthethings caviar af 12193 914916748964630528 2017-10-02 14:15:25-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @Joseph_Marks_ so catty jenna 12194 914916548803989507 2017-10-02 14:14:38-04 @libbycwatson same 12195 914916503283277827 2017-10-02 14:14:27-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @Joseph_Marks_ yes 12196 914916308369727489 2017-10-02 14:13:40-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @JennaMC_Laugh owned 12197 914916145823715328 2017-10-02 14:13:02-04 @Bing_Chris Amen 12198 914913642000388101 2017-10-02 14:03:05-04 @SchreckReports good enough for me 12199 914912880096559104 2017-10-02 14:00:03-04 Remarkable https://t.co/g9Xm10BzDG 12200 914912688261738496 2017-10-02 13:59:17-04 @pbump It's still weird to me that Donald Trump personally called you 12201 914906808078209024 2017-10-02 13:35:55-04 @nicolecieux count me in imo 12202 914906239066365954 2017-10-02 13:33:40-04 @nicolecieux yes now, if she had a porg hairstyle where she put porgs in her hair....... 12203 914905934702497794 2017-10-02 13:32:27-04 @nicolecieux but her rey hair > everything imo tbqh bbq 12204 914905531327877120 2017-10-02 13:30:51-04 @nicolecieux omg 12205 914901086531702784 2017-10-02 13:13:11-04 @emilyyoshida huge if true 12206 914898629973938177 2017-10-02 13:03:26-04 @jdawsey1 I mean, Nagasaki? Dresden? 12207 914897772209356801 2017-10-02 13:00:01-04 If we only enacted laws that completely solved problems, we'd be living in The Purge right now. https://t.co/20kKXbXz9k 12208 914895794175606785 2017-10-02 12:52:09-04 @sashavanhoven @darth STEVIE 12209 914882689001500673 2017-10-02 12:00:05-04 SEC says 2016 EGAR hack only exposed the personal information of two people, based on forensic examination: https://t.co/GeHWo2fiGl 12210 914879392656117760 2017-10-02 11:46:59-04 @NoBatteries @darth @SisterKateDance @MikeIsaac @SarahNEmerson oh good lord this pup 12211 914876691738189824 2017-10-02 11:36:15-04 @darth darth same 12212 914875132417585154 2017-10-02 11:30:03-04 @oneunderscore__ hey, when your source is that good 12213 914871457045508096 2017-10-02 11:15:27-04 @Arctic16 @darth omg this cutie 12214 914859828664815617 2017-10-02 10:29:15-04 @erikmal the thing is, though, you ... tweeted about it 12215 914857915210768389 2017-10-02 10:21:38-04 @erikmal !!!! 12216 914856610954129408 2017-10-02 10:16:27-04 @NickRiccardi @nycsouthpaw You dare question the editorial judgment of Law Newz? 12217 914856395136290818 2017-10-02 10:15:36-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @facebook the thing is ..... i did 12218 914856128919556096 2017-10-02 10:14:32-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @facebook jenna 12219 914855837994225670 2017-10-02 10:13:23-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @facebook this is a very good gif 12220 914829971113365505 2017-10-02 08:30:36-04 @heathdwilliams Separate from this particular debate, I've never understood "criminals don't obey laws" as a reason for not enacting a particular law. 12221 914820312981786624 2017-10-02 07:52:13-04 I'm just exhausted https://t.co/7MtoiblCS7 12222 914682212955643904 2017-10-01 22:43:28-04 @LorenRaeDeJ Oh jeez 12223 914674942460952576 2017-10-01 22:14:34-04 @Wanderlustin Omfg 12224 914674824592707584 2017-10-01 22:14:06-04 @Wanderlustin Same 12225 914674408299679744 2017-10-01 22:12:27-04 @Wanderlustin omg saf 12226 914673366698745862 2017-10-01 22:08:19-04 Nixonian af https://t.co/fvr2FTpdNM 12227 914645078785839104 2017-10-01 20:15:54-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates Please stop 12228 914644318031314946 2017-10-01 20:12:53-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig I hate you both 12229 914639742985175042 2017-10-01 19:54:42-04 @kristenkbates There are more inside it Carstain 12230 914639628598173701 2017-10-01 19:54:15-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck! 12231 914639413099065344 2017-10-01 19:53:23-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck 12232 914638756585582592 2017-10-01 19:50:47-04 I had this for dinner because we live in a great country. https://t.co/RIKoVCPczO 12233 914603767693266944 2017-10-01 17:31:45-04 The only word for this is horrifying. https://t.co/zbohzBpwdr 12234 914560294634102784 2017-10-01 14:39:00-04 The FBI can keep its Apple 5c security bypass tool a secret, a federal judge has ruled: https://t.co/6g7QBl46xp 12235 914549506234109952 2017-10-01 13:56:08-04 @libbycwatson me trying to figure out if we're still committed to diplomacy with north korea https://t.co/fXTYWNAq7P 12236 914533464812195840 2017-10-01 12:52:23-04 @kevincollier @kateconger @zackwhittaker owned 12237 914529300103262210 2017-10-01 12:35:50-04 If the Trump administration escalated beyond a DDoS attack, how might North Korea respond? Is it even possible to predict that? Joyce made it clear that this is part of the calculation they make. In this case, that led them to settle for a DDoS attack. 12238 914528755783258112 2017-10-01 12:33:41-04 For those who think a DDoS is weak tea, recall how Rob Joyce, Trump's cyber adviser, described the risk calculation on Friday: "We're making sure that we’re attentive to the probability that they, if cornered or even if not cornered, will use cyber in malicious ways." 12239 914515692833124352 2017-10-01 11:41:46-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams Ahahahahahhaa 12240 914505129507872768 2017-10-01 10:59:48-04 If it's Sunday, it's Mete the Threats. https://t.co/DvsG9oQv8k 12241 914322972655194113 2017-09-30 22:55:58-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams i hate you 12242 914322924047396865 2017-09-30 22:55:47-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams jesus 12243 914312593296248832 2017-09-30 22:14:44-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams this is honestly the most disgusting thing you have ever tweeted at me 12244 914311849876783104 2017-09-30 22:11:46-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams CHRIST ON A TEAPOT 12245 914311526802235392 2017-09-30 22:10:29-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams get this out of my face 12246 914309708344971264 2017-09-30 22:03:16-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams NO 12247 914309303250628608 2017-09-30 22:01:39-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams let me say this clearly and for the record: i am not sexually attracted to any inanimate objects 12248 914308848860745732 2017-09-30 21:59:51-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams no 12249 914308769563267072 2017-09-30 21:59:32-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams no 12250 914305226462679040 2017-09-30 21:45:27-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams strongly no 12251 914304939354198017 2017-09-30 21:44:19-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams oh my god 12252 914304905615167488 2017-09-30 21:44:11-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams i do not 12253 914304227543015426 2017-09-30 21:41:29-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams that M&M is gesturing at you as if to say, "you want this" 12254 914304111864172544 2017-09-30 21:41:01-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates i meant to reply to this tweet i am sorry i did it wrong 12255 914303785966735360 2017-09-30 21:39:44-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates i defy science 12256 914303559067426817 2017-09-30 21:38:50-04 @ChuckWendig @urangelb @heathdwilliams look at that sexy-ass M&M 12257 914303405560123393 2017-09-30 21:38:13-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates we'll honestly never know 12258 914302031220953089 2017-09-30 21:32:45-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates fresh fuckery: the chuck wendig story wait i regret this i regret everything 12259 914268737376854017 2017-09-30 19:20:27-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams no chuck you don't get behind it, you eat it 12260 914268697199554561 2017-09-30 19:20:18-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig omg <3 12261 914263803398942720 2017-09-30 19:00:51-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams I has a sad 12262 914246996424318976 2017-09-30 17:54:04-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams wait no 12263 914246784519680000 2017-09-30 17:53:13-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams Oh my god please go away 12264 914246240539377664 2017-09-30 17:51:04-04 @heathdwilliams You knew this was coming 12265 914245284267470849 2017-09-30 17:47:16-04 @heathdwilliams Hi Heath And I Like Star Wars Quite A Bit, I'm Eric. 12266 914238045335031809 2017-09-30 17:18:30-04 @AtmaWeapon81 omfg 12267 914238025412022273 2017-09-30 17:18:25-04 @pbump more like Resident Evil 12268 914237653192757248 2017-09-30 17:16:56-04 This dog attended the dachshund races dressed as a UPS delivery driver. https://t.co/sERqTkNJX4 12269 914236846816755713 2017-09-30 17:13:44-04 @heathdwilliams wow 12270 914235570393636865 2017-09-30 17:08:40-04 @TheApexFan I hate you 12271 914235368660193285 2017-09-30 17:07:52-04 @TheApexFan Yes! You? 12272 914232841898270720 2017-09-30 16:57:49-04 @TheApexFan I think I'm the real wiener of this argument 12273 914232244151230464 2017-09-30 16:55:27-04 @TheApexFan Excuse me, it's *wiener* 12274 914231697293627392 2017-09-30 16:53:16-04 @TheApexFan You're a monster 12275 914204486163410944 2017-09-30 15:05:09-04 @darth 12276 914194855873609729 2017-09-30 14:26:53-04 I am at a dachshund race and it is amazing. #wiener500 https://t.co/Z4EdeSNdPv 12277 914174166609391617 2017-09-30 13:04:40-04 @Olivianuzzi @libbycwatson RINO 12278 914165238811037697 2017-09-30 12:29:11-04 um https://t.co/DbWVTpLgQo 12279 914135052405084161 2017-09-30 10:29:14-04 @petersagal @petridishes No sup-price here 12280 913939459732901889 2017-09-29 21:32:02-04 @dellcam @kateconger @tayhatmaker Ok 12281 913923855793643520 2017-09-29 20:30:01-04 Unsurprising but significant: The NSA warned White House officials about the dangers of insecure email and phones. https://t.co/7GchpFWvzx https://t.co/PQWtDDaiGp 12282 913916307669741573 2017-09-29 20:00:02-04 Sad day for us but congrats to @tarapalmeri, a true rock star, many people are saying https://t.co/B1uNrgOMiy 12283 913913555514163200 2017-09-29 19:49:05-04 @petridishes what in the world is this 12284 913912722508697600 2017-09-29 19:45:47-04 @petridishes fight song 12285 913912690501914624 2017-09-29 19:45:39-04 @savkthom savannah i'm sorry you're five hours late to this joke please delete your account 12286 913908752163704832 2017-09-29 19:30:00-04 hahahahaha https://t.co/dZcts4GcQw 12287 913901201720213504 2017-09-29 19:00:00-04 In both cases, these were stories by our Pro policy reporters, who know their stuff inside and out. https://t.co/QKrtBJ4ZkH 12288 913900012098158592 2017-09-29 18:55:16-04 @dcbigjohn exactly what a cuban double agent would say 12289 913897997477564416 2017-09-29 18:47:16-04 @JaredRizzi many people are saying there's way too much there 12290 913897762596499461 2017-09-29 18:46:20-04 @JaredRizzi oh 12291 913893657316532224 2017-09-29 18:30:01-04 https://t.co/o8LmpYR5nw 12292 913892317525880832 2017-09-29 18:24:42-04 @pablohidalgo @chaosbria @LillianSkye_ lol owned 12293 913887132070096900 2017-09-29 18:04:06-04 @NoTheOtherLeft You just have to trust me 12294 913886624748064768 2017-09-29 18:02:05-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Wat 12295 913886113336610817 2017-09-29 18:00:03-04 I was walking past the EEOB this morning and I saw a Very Good Dog. https://t.co/CBz2p0Lib3 12296 913877748149575680 2017-09-29 17:26:48-04 @ezlusztig @petridishes flyenu 12297 913874935533236231 2017-09-29 17:15:38-04 darth is so good it almost hurts https://t.co/2wDNkOn8GL 12298 913874820319924225 2017-09-29 17:15:10-04 @petridishes that's the spirit 12299 913873384899055616 2017-09-29 17:09:28-04 @petridishes i hate how much i like you 12300 913873215528820736 2017-09-29 17:08:48-04 @kenrudin respect, ken. 12301 913872214302380034 2017-09-29 17:04:49-04 @petridishes the First order of Business for him now is to Coach himself on flying commercial 12302 913871444165251072 2017-09-29 17:01:45-04 @MEPFuller there it is 12303 913870033507545088 2017-09-29 16:56:09-04 @tjhansen settle down tyler 12304 913869923272839174 2017-09-29 16:55:43-04 @karoun perfect 12305 913868036280655872 2017-09-29 16:48:13-04 @ASankin aaron 12306 913866090127773701 2017-09-29 16:40:29-04 @duke_blair @darth OMG 12307 913866075460263936 2017-09-29 16:40:25-04 Just praying that @ddiamond and @rachanadixit never write about me tbh 12308 913865310318587910 2017-09-29 16:37:23-04 Tom Price has resigned as HHS secretary. https://t.co/2GJkrQiIJN 12309 913865037122502656 2017-09-29 16:36:18-04 @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs yes heath we can do that 12310 913863354061660165 2017-09-29 16:29:37-04 @evanlehmann @BlakeSobczak #USA #USA #USA 12311 913861066811113472 2017-09-29 16:20:31-04 @kristenkbates GET BETTER PUP 12312 913860887483748352 2017-09-29 16:19:48-04 @kristenkbates NOOOO PUPPY 12313 913854054341791744 2017-09-29 15:52:39-04 @Bing_Chris @kevincollier yeah he saw my Iran story and, since he has no journalistic ethics, quickly went and wrote the same story, but bad 12314 913853837865361408 2017-09-29 15:51:48-04 @Bing_Chris @kevincollier kevin stole my story and ran it a few days later and is a huge jerk, btw 12315 913848358401449984 2017-09-29 15:30:01-04 oh wow https://t.co/pHX4Wf6DPH 12316 913848305733570560 2017-09-29 15:29:49-04 @wesleysmorgan why not give the fambaas some armor plating, I am just saying 12317 913847697878274050 2017-09-29 15:27:24-04 @wesleysmorgan figured they would have gone with the Gungans' fambaa-based shield generators 12318 913841856584323072 2017-09-29 15:04:11-04 @NatashaBertrand julian assange is watching you 12319 913841605379018758 2017-09-29 15:03:11-04 @nicolecieux @jamesjawa your lyft looks like a southwest flight 12320 913841512332570626 2017-09-29 15:02:49-04 @libbycwatson let digby at em 12321 913840814899564547 2017-09-29 15:00:03-04 https://t.co/cqOVjTlwjv 12322 913835841314750465 2017-09-29 14:40:17-04 @Susan_Hennessey yeah, they and the UK embassy like to tag reporters, current and former USG, policy experts 12323 913835230217293824 2017-09-29 14:37:51-04 @Susan_Hennessey I miss when they used to tag me 12324 913833641066815488 2017-09-29 14:31:32-04 Oh really? https://t.co/pduyO57qgp 12325 913827019821068289 2017-09-29 14:05:14-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig Agreed 12326 913825216111038468 2017-09-29 13:58:04-04 @RGB_Lights @gwcchs And Joyce also warned companies not to "hack back" against digital intruders, saying it would complicate U.S. efforts to build cyber norms: https://t.co/ktJu4e0q0I 12327 913816896926973952 2017-09-29 13:25:00-04 @RGB_Lights @gwcchs Joyce also said social media firms can do more to block Russian influence operations on their platforms: https://t.co/pTiOQf5Dwc 12328 913815882496925696 2017-09-29 13:20:58-04 @TonyRomm I love it 12329 913815479298519041 2017-09-29 13:19:22-04 White House 'consulting' with lawmakers on data breach bills, @RGB_Lights tells me after @gwcchs talk: https://t.co/LZT3viXjlg 12330 913808453264723970 2017-09-29 12:51:27-04 Joyce did a gaggle with reporters after his GWU talk. Stay tuned for more. 12331 913800877667909632 2017-09-29 12:21:21-04 @heathdwilliams @alex_abads @yurivictor @darth jesus 12332 913800572943335424 2017-09-29 12:20:08-04 But, Joyce says, if you're talking about setting up honeypots with fake data to make attackers question their own operations, “I’m a huge fan of that activity and I think there’s some really creative things being done in the marketplace and across the community.” 12333 913800344479703041 2017-09-29 12:19:14-04 Joyce: "If you’re talking about compromising a box to go gather intelligence, that still is some pretty risky space, because we’re going to start imposing costs for the intrusions that are coming at the U.S. and that puts us in a delicate policy space." 12334 913800114602430464 2017-09-29 12:18:19-04 Joyce seems to oppose corporate practice of "hacking back." “I have a very strong belief that the offensive cyber operations where you’re compromising a box that you don’t own needs to be an inherently governmental operation.” 12335 913799235266650112 2017-09-29 12:14:49-04 Joyce on international diplomacy: “Cyber is a topic that comes up with every country we interact with.” 12336 913799177343262720 2017-09-29 12:14:36-04 @tgeisenheimer @darth @dog_rates omfg 12337 913798862032244736 2017-09-29 12:13:20-04 Joyce on cyber deterrence: We use indictments and sanctions, but in addition “we will respond to cyber with cyber. Most of the time you can’t solve cyber with cyber, but that’s one of the arrows in the quiver.” 12338 913797679355973634 2017-09-29 12:08:38-04 Joyce: "The government shouldn’t have a place in saying how that’s done. But the design considerations up front should consider that we as a society need to do investigations." 12339 913797329379094529 2017-09-29 12:07:15-04 Joyce on encryption and the "Going Dark" debate: Strong encryption is essential for personal and communal security and privacy, but it has costs. "What we’d like to see is responsible corporations consider how they can be responsive to a judicial order," he says. 12340 913797201725394945 2017-09-29 12:06:45-04 Joyce on 702: “It’s just a critical tool in the terrorism and even cyber defense realm. ... It is a tool that helps us understand threats. ... It’s really important that we get a reauthorization.” 12341 913796484709146624 2017-09-29 12:03:54-04 Joyce on IoT security: "It’s our desire not to see that pendulum swing all the way to regulation." 12342 913796436575350785 2017-09-29 12:03:42-04 Joyce, discussing IoT, says device makers have to meet basic security standards. "Market pressures aren’t always driving the companies to do that right stuff from the beginning," he says. "And that’s where I think the government and industry groups can push and help." 12343 913795771006414849 2017-09-29 12:01:03-04 Joyce, discussing formal mechanisms for responding to a cyber crisis, says WannaCry is a good example. Despite it being mostly international, "that kicked off significant interagency processes." 12344 913795265743777797 2017-09-29 11:59:03-04 Joyce: ISACs always ask us to share more information. But so much of it is sensitive and classified, so that's hard. Instead, we're looking at embedding industry cyber experts in government agencies so they can see what we see and decide what needs to go back to industry. 12345 913794092068425729 2017-09-29 11:54:23-04 @RGB_Lights @TomBossert45 Joyce says WH is expanding this year's GridEx energy cyberattack drill to include banking and telecommunications sectors, "to look at some of those knock-on effects, to make it a little more realistic as to how society would react." 12346 913790795496529920 2017-09-29 11:41:17-04 I'm at George Washington University, where WH cyber coordinator @RGB_Lights is about to speak at a cyber conference. He replaced @TomBossert45, who is a little busy this week. 12347 913785846389764097 2017-09-29 11:21:37-04 @MEPFuller @TylerRickyTynes The culture war? 12348 913780419165872128 2017-09-29 11:00:03-04 The Trump administration didn't like an expert analysis of corporate tax cuts, so it deleted it. https://t.co/xPe3feYs8M https://t.co/tGYjvmGjaB 12349 913774264238657537 2017-09-29 10:35:36-04 @adrjeffries @KimZetter it me 12350 913773874801790977 2017-09-29 10:34:03-04 @adrjeffries I am always skeptical, which is a point I made in the thread to which you initially replied. :) 12351 913773257979056128 2017-09-29 10:31:36-04 @adrjeffries Yes. And Sony would rather say North Korea than script kiddies. But that's not evidence they're wrong. 12352 913772969469628416 2017-09-29 10:30:27-04 @adrjeffries Nobody's ever "sure." That's a point I made earlier! But attribution work has gotten very good and saying it's merely an excuse is misplaced. 12353 913772388931784704 2017-09-29 10:28:09-04 @ChuckWendig it's a thing you do, because you're weird, but i have already made this point 12354 913772311802675200 2017-09-29 10:27:50-04 @ChuckWendig but it's derivative of another nickname i instructed you to cease using 12355 913772220475985920 2017-09-29 10:27:29-04 @ChuckWendig no you watered them on the car ride home before realizing your windowsill was too small 12356 913771928321691648 2017-09-29 10:26:19-04 @ChuckWendig i told you not to call me that anymore 12357 913771906461044737 2017-09-29 10:26:14-04 @ChuckWendig it's like writing checks you can't cash, but better 12358 913771836969832448 2017-09-29 10:25:57-04 @adrjeffries I like your site! But the thin sourcing in that article says volumes about the point it's trying to make, IMO. 12359 913771695097487360 2017-09-29 10:25:23-04 @ChuckWendig terrible 12360 913771677774950400 2017-09-29 10:25:19-04 @ChuckWendig classic chuck, always watering plants your windowsill can't fit 12361 913771409171795969 2017-09-29 10:24:15-04 @ChuckWendig okay https://t.co/y7rD30xFCA 12362 913770615496151047 2017-09-29 10:21:06-04 @ChuckWendig so you don't even have proof. sad 12363 913770066537320451 2017-09-29 10:18:55-04 @ChuckWendig prove it 12364 913769108788977664 2017-09-29 10:15:07-04 @adrjeffries That article cites two people, neither of whom I've heard of, to refute a claim made by leading experts and the SIGINT-capable USIC. Attribution is an art, not a science, but experts have gotten pretty good at it. This article doesn't do much for me. 12365 913766977906335751 2017-09-29 10:06:39-04 Remember: As tempting as it is to assume that the Chinese spies who hacked Anthem and OPM also hacked Equifax, it's way too early — and we know way too little — to make attribution claims. 12366 913766121760751616 2017-09-29 10:03:15-04 Story also says: - Equifax and its outside security team feuded, giving the hackers time to improve their techniques. - The hackers went looking for information on specific people. Reason unknown. (Fraud or blackmail?) https://t.co/AzaUKh3TkR 12367 913765578258763776 2017-09-29 10:01:05-04 Bloomberg says Equifax hack investigators see signs of nation-state involvement, but evidence is inconclusive. https://t.co/pHt3lUzFPt https://t.co/JOtiLbqd0G 12368 913762674152022016 2017-09-29 09:49:33-04 @ChuckWendig you just made up that quote 12369 913762135787876353 2017-09-29 09:47:24-04 @ChuckWendig please don't falsely accuse me of yankery 12370 913757531708821505 2017-09-29 09:29:07-04 @ChuckWendig i neither yanked nor cackled 12371 913755985424130048 2017-09-29 09:22:58-04 @ChuckWendig there's just no need for this rudeness 12372 913755101428436992 2017-09-29 09:19:27-04 @ChuckWendig more like of your face 12373 913754960323637248 2017-09-29 09:18:53-04 @ChuckWendig everyone's a critic 12374 913750207749177344 2017-09-29 09:00:00-04 Zoinks, Zinke! https://t.co/SwZ26p2DS9 12375 913736894671937537 2017-09-29 08:07:06-04 https://t.co/O3JcarYQ8K 12376 913584113940013057 2017-09-28 22:00:00-04 Oh. My. GOD. https://t.co/mwFotRk0U4 12377 913577600307613704 2017-09-28 21:34:08-04 @kansasalps Oh right! I was afraid of saying your name in case I was wrong 12378 913577239224209410 2017-09-28 21:32:41-04 @kansasalps wait what 12379 913576565232959488 2017-09-28 21:30:01-04 sometimes I feel like we're all being punked https://t.co/Am0mMpxXGM 12380 913570433198362624 2017-09-28 21:05:39-04 @LorenRaeDeJ @darth 12381 913569901566218240 2017-09-28 21:03:32-04 @MattNegrin Gary Cohn: is a human, not a traffic marker Sarah Huckabee Sanders: is a press secretary, not a group of power tools Ty Cobb: is a lawyer, not a salad 12382 913569021278040064 2017-09-28 21:00:02-04 UNBELIEVABLE https://t.co/6aYxSJugNm https://t.co/M66RPlEAoE 12383 913565315405099008 2017-09-28 20:45:19-04 Secretary Tillerson and his Chinese counterpart will lead the first Trump-era U.S.-China cyber dialogue next Wednesday, per @statedeptspox at today's briefing. AG Sessions and DHS's Duke will participate. Tillerson flew to China today. https://t.co/eKmykMXP0m 12384 913565110085570560 2017-09-28 20:44:30-04 @NicoleAuerbach time to open the emergency escape hatch 12385 913561463805136902 2017-09-28 20:30:00-04 It's weeks like this when I'm especially proud to work where I work https://t.co/sdvmT9ilk5 12386 913561406741581831 2017-09-28 20:29:47-04 @selenalarson true 12387 913561164734455808 2017-09-28 20:28:49-04 @selenalarson a person who is bad, you mean 12388 913560915508940801 2017-09-28 20:27:50-04 @selenalarson holy shit this is wrong 12389 913560652752580608 2017-09-28 20:26:47-04 @selenalarson delete your account 12390 913560469931216896 2017-09-28 20:26:03-04 @selenalarson yes 12391 913560357192560640 2017-09-28 20:25:36-04 @selenalarson that looks delicious tbh 12392 913559741628116992 2017-09-28 20:23:10-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates ;) 12393 913559527802490885 2017-09-28 20:22:19-04 @kristenkbates ....what 12394 913557689137016833 2017-09-28 20:15:00-04 E M A I L S https://t.co/3bnAG7zfw8 12395 913555450532114436 2017-09-28 20:06:07-04 @kristenkbates twss? 12396 913555382240456706 2017-09-28 20:05:50-04 @sarahjeong the cyber is so complicated 12397 913553913294364672 2017-09-28 20:00:00-04 Cornyn announced today that Trump's nominating this guy to the Fifth Circuit https://t.co/fTKBhcCsY3 12398 913550918716620800 2017-09-28 19:48:06-04 @ditzkoff "my citizens are starving" 12399 913549920967290880 2017-09-28 19:44:08-04 @petridishes @mollylroberts @crampell that's what top hats are for 12400 913546364331597824 2017-09-28 19:30:00-04 I really hope this new CBS show explores cyber crime prosecutions https://t.co/lfDSecYFBY https://t.co/z3ZKuo22iF 12401 913538813783416832 2017-09-28 19:00:00-04 As expected. "Hacked OPM Data Hasn't Been Shared or Sold, Top Spy-Catcher Says" https://t.co/dtovNCIZ5b https://t.co/LC2Z7NwHne 12402 913528671243206656 2017-09-28 18:19:42-04 @gregotto @NickKassotis but also very expensive 12403 913526723949494274 2017-09-28 18:11:58-04 @gregotto buncha jeff bozos over there if you ask me greg 12404 913526313629208576 2017-09-28 18:10:20-04 @gregotto noooooooooo 12405 913525966101778433 2017-09-28 18:08:57-04 @pbump @darth omg 12406 913523715069157378 2017-09-28 18:00:00-04 Major new @USGAO report finds widespread cyber weaknesses at all large agencies. Lots of data and anecdotes in here: https://t.co/mlGSuoO9jd https://t.co/cT0Cx8z9kd 12407 913516167305756673 2017-09-28 17:30:01-04 Cybersecurity Coordinator Rob Joyce (head of NSC cyber directorate) right behind Trump and McMaster. https://t.co/HTvyfkvWo6 12408 913516146636333056 2017-09-28 17:29:56-04 @nicolecieux Same 12409 913515361932374016 2017-09-28 17:26:49-04 @nicolecieux OMFG 12410 913514690910842880 2017-09-28 17:24:09-04 @normative That's not what DHS said, though. 12411 913508625120862208 2017-09-28 17:00:03-04 DHS as Obi-Wan Kenobi: "What I told you was true — from a certain point of view..." https://t.co/8CjXl1WOGL https://t.co/q0O5e9VOSu 12412 913503058004529153 2017-09-28 16:37:55-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates also keerstain you're bad 12413 913501994186416129 2017-09-28 16:33:42-04 @ddiamond @rachanadixit Support a free press. Without reporters, who knows what your government is doing with your money? 12414 913501137143255040 2017-09-28 16:30:17-04 @kevincollier @daveweigel newsworthiness 12415 913501065059950593 2017-09-28 16:30:00-04 Not surprising that Trump officials hate reporters so much when you look at how @ddiamond and @rachanadixit forced Price's hand here https://t.co/KRo5tszZwB 12416 913498923632906242 2017-09-28 16:21:30-04 @ChuckWendig HI PUPPAROOS 12417 913493529711775745 2017-09-28 16:00:04-04 This is absurd ----> https://t.co/Do5wHqAgKj 12418 913493004333256704 2017-09-28 15:57:58-04 @eleventhirtyate i finished this book like last weekend, why don't i remember this 12419 913492326852390912 2017-09-28 15:55:17-04 @eleventhirtyate wat 12420 913490853712334849 2017-09-28 15:49:26-04 @DannyPirtle19 you're not nearly that cute 12421 913480111508410373 2017-09-28 15:06:44-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @manraysky that's just not true 12422 913479606476443648 2017-09-28 15:04:44-04 @heathdwilliams @starwars HAHAHA 12423 913478849886859264 2017-09-28 15:01:44-04 @juliehdavis At least he's honest about it 12424 913478572181983232 2017-09-28 15:00:37-04 @eleventhirtyate @starwars @quigonsmith oh no, website-on-website action 12425 913478416627830785 2017-09-28 15:00:00-04 .@EACgov to convene cybersecurity experts and election officials for election security roundtable next Wednesday. https://t.co/IhMK7SaNYe 12426 913478337317752832 2017-09-28 14:59:41-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @manraysky i am not well-to-do 12427 913477396979838976 2017-09-28 14:55:57-04 @MatthewNussbaum pin this 12428 913476981332807682 2017-09-28 14:54:18-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @manraysky you're the one pooping you're pooping on kindness 12429 913476490674802688 2017-09-28 14:52:21-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @manraysky your rudeness has eaten into your face 12430 913476161979678720 2017-09-28 14:51:03-04 @manraysky @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates kristen i told you that in confidence 12431 913476135018692609 2017-09-28 14:50:56-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @manraysky @ChuckWendig i am snoke 12432 913475841618841600 2017-09-28 14:49:46-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @manraysky @ChuckWendig seriously, what is going on with my neck 12433 913475523082375169 2017-09-28 14:48:30-04 @manraysky @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates damn it 12434 913475416190541827 2017-09-28 14:48:05-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates this is a threat 12435 913474617427349504 2017-09-28 14:44:54-04 @heathdwilliams phew 12436 913474477484314625 2017-09-28 14:44:21-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates i never promised, this was a ruse, a trap, a boondoggle 12437 913474190052876288 2017-09-28 14:43:13-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @Worldbuilders_ no that's not what i meant 12438 913474118833623041 2017-09-28 14:42:56-04 @blakehounshell @JusticeWillett I wonder if he supports 280 or if he's a character count originalist 12439 913473984926294016 2017-09-28 14:42:24-04 @heathdwilliams hey did you hear back about that 12440 913473134325530625 2017-09-28 14:39:01-04 @OregonZoo bless you 12441 913473087236136964 2017-09-28 14:38:50-04 @starwars i love you 12442 913473059411124226 2017-09-28 14:38:43-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @Worldbuilders_ this was an ambush 12443 913470879681728512 2017-09-28 14:30:03-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @Worldbuilders_ wait 12444 913470332710858753 2017-09-28 14:27:53-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @Worldbuilders_ https://t.co/nLqf9UiME5 12445 913469252585345024 2017-09-28 14:23:35-04 @ChuckWendig @Worldbuilders_ i'll hunt your monster 12446 913463394556088320 2017-09-28 14:00:19-04 .@usnistgov has released a draft of a major update to its Risk Management Framework. https://t.co/YkvSuY9nDD Here's @ronrossecure on the importance of the document: https://t.co/wNZpTORUlQ https://t.co/r5scsBGoX2 12447 913463280869543942 2017-09-28 13:59:52-04 @DelilahSDawson @ChuckWendig wow you guys........wow 12448 913461973106483200 2017-09-28 13:54:40-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson please don't say weird things like this in front of your friend delilah 12449 913459703807664129 2017-09-28 13:45:39-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson cite your butt sources 12450 913459506268516352 2017-09-28 13:44:52-04 @tayhatmaker owned 12451 913457205088792576 2017-09-28 13:35:43-04 @KatieBoWill if the chant excites, you must indict 12452 913456910418014208 2017-09-28 13:34:33-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @KatieBoWill everyone knows Bob Mueller announces his presence by shouting "MUELLER TIME!" 12453 913451770717900806 2017-09-28 13:14:07-04 @Bing_Chris @kevincollier this is some rudeness 12454 913449002158444544 2017-09-28 13:03:07-04 @kevincollier @Bing_Chris lawl 12455 913448221321478145 2017-09-28 13:00:01-04 I mean is this one of the cutest cats you've ever seen or is this one of the cutest cats you've ever seen https://t.co/SAaUfA51T4 12456 913441091332050944 2017-09-28 12:31:41-04 @DelilahSDawson @ChuckWendig now that you mention it, how big is a buttload 12457 913440474387673088 2017-09-28 12:29:14-04 @DelilahSDawson @ChuckWendig my mom won't let me get a tattoo but can i get a temporary one 12458 913440163300302849 2017-09-28 12:28:00-04 @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson yes 12459 913438426707431424 2017-09-28 12:21:06-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris then i make that green 12460 913438008833138688 2017-09-28 12:19:26-04 @Bing_Chris oh we already reported it but only for Pros 12461 913437931515383811 2017-09-28 12:19:08-04 @heathdwilliams @TheApexFan @Hermann22 yesssssss 12462 913437549527539712 2017-09-28 12:17:37-04 @Bing_Chris NSA gave DHS intercepts of Putin saying "Fancy Bears, this is Head Bear. Do the hacking in Milwaukee." 12463 913435102641840129 2017-09-28 12:07:53-04 @MichLKosinski @maggieNYT not with that attitude 12464 913430599460847616 2017-09-28 11:50:00-04 @tayhatmaker yes, r2-d2 is the UN secretary general now and we have world peace 12465 913429762118443013 2017-09-28 11:46:40-04 @KatieBoWill "if" 12466 913429610062368768 2017-09-28 11:46:04-04 @MarisaKabas u jeal 12467 913429180699889665 2017-09-28 11:44:22-04 Wow, turns out Wisconsin https://t.co/GRIGsA9sLP wasn't the only state that DHS misinformed about Russian election cyberattacks. California, too, says DHS gave it bad information. https://t.co/fLav3n9HLn Hackers targeted a non-election system, Secretary of State says. https://t.co/dtU1UftjFC 12468 913422857891450880 2017-09-28 11:19:14-04 @harryjhurley 12469 913417652693094400 2017-09-28 10:58:33-04 @DelilahSDawson @ChuckWendig i'm in 12470 913409088150786048 2017-09-28 10:24:31-04 @Hello_Tailor oh nooooooooo 12471 913407544286171136 2017-09-28 10:18:23-04 "What's most disturbing is what we don't know," Blumenthal says. "I would suggest that we postpone this vote until these questions are answered." 12472 913407422307471362 2017-09-28 10:17:54-04 Blumenthal: "We are in uncharted territory here." Says it will be "truly dangerous" if any part of Russia probe is influenced by a Criminal Division chief with concerning Russia ties. 12473 913407206472781824 2017-09-28 10:17:02-04 Blumenthal, a former U.S. Attorney and CT AG: "The trust and credibility of [DOJ Criminal Division chief] position cannot be overestimated." 12474 913406894374572038 2017-09-28 10:15:48-04 Leahy, closing: "I want somebody who's going to go after criminals, not protect criminals." 12475 913406613872156672 2017-09-28 10:14:41-04 "I don't mean to get so wound up," Leahy says, "but a prosecutor has to make some very, very difficult decisions." 12476 913406438785142784 2017-09-28 10:13:59-04 Leahy: "This is like saying, 'We're going to put in, as the new head of our brain surgery at this hospital, a man who has done great work in nutrition.'" 12477 913405828572557312 2017-09-28 10:11:34-04 Leahy says that, looking at the Judiciary Committee members, he sees many former prosecutors, including former state AGs. "I want [DOJ nominees] to at least know what the heck they're doing, and [Benczkowski has] shown that he doesn't have that kind of judgment." 12478 913405623525679104 2017-09-28 10:10:45-04 @daveaitel I would say over the last 24 years, since Clipper chip 12479 913405454813982720 2017-09-28 10:10:05-04 Leahy: Benczkowski has "shown extremely poor judgment" by working on the law firm's investigation of whether Alfa Bank communicated with the Trump campaign. 12480 913405146335498242 2017-09-28 10:08:51-04 a better* answer 12481 913404914952531969 2017-09-28 10:07:56-04 Graham, who joined Whitehouse's letter to DOJ asking how Benczkowski will participate in Russia probe, says, "The answer to our letter was late and inadequate, and we will continue to get a good answer as to how this works." 12482 913404642486255616 2017-09-28 10:06:51-04 Durbin: "I don't think he's the person for the job, and I don't think we should ... in good conscience move on this [nomination] until these questions are answered." 12483 913404281293852672 2017-09-28 10:05:25-04 Durbin says Benczkowski's work for the law firm investigating allegations of Alfa Bank/Trump connection shows his "poor judgment." 12484 913403585597263873 2017-09-28 10:02:39-04 He's referring to this: https://t.co/MMhNOJTkYe 12485 913403491414134787 2017-09-28 10:02:17-04 Durbin says there is evidence of "some contact" between Alfa Bank and the Trump campaign, though its nature is unclear. "What happened between the Alfa Bank pinging into the Trump campaign during the campaign? I don't know the answer." 12486 913403289122811904 2017-09-28 10:01:28-04 Durbin: "There is no clear definition of [Benczkowski's] role or limitation on his role when it comes to access to information from which the Attorney General has recused himself." 12487 913403171325792256 2017-09-28 10:01:00-04 Durbin says Grassley has been very helpful in arranging for a private briefing for Judiciary senators with intelligence officials about Alfa Bank. Nonetheless, he says, Benczkowski has "no experience" in prosecution or criminal defense work, and he's too close to the recused AG. 12488 913402708022972416 2017-09-28 09:59:10-04 Cornyn says he doesn't "share Senator Whitehouse's assumption that something bad is happening, because he's got no evidence that it is happening." Feinstein responds that Benczkowski "repeatedly refused" to promise that he'd recuse from the Russia probe if confirmed. 12489 913402492934918144 2017-09-28 09:58:19-04 If you want to watch this Judiciary meeting, it's here: https://t.co/k9HjE57I5B They're supposed to vote on Benczkowski and some judicial nominees. 12490 913402258041208838 2017-09-28 09:57:23-04 Cornyn asks Whitehouse why Mueller would be influenced by Benczkowski if Mueller reports to Rosenstein. Whitehouse: B/c head of National Security Division has access to probe (for good reason), so it's not unreasonable to think head of Criminal Division might participate too. 12491 913401807312998400 2017-09-28 09:55:35-04 Whitehouse: "We are absolutely entitled," as DOJ overseers, to know how the Russia probe "is properly firewalled." Calls DOJ's letter replying to his questions "ridiculous." 12492 913401514613501952 2017-09-28 09:54:25-04 Whitehouse: I'm worried that Benczkowski will "serve as the eyes and ears of the recused Attorney General" into the Russia probe. 12493 913401347789213696 2017-09-28 09:53:46-04 Whitehouse says he hasn't been able to get an answer from DOJ re: whether Benczkowski will have access to Russia probe proceedings. He says he's worried Benczkowski will be "a backchannel source of information from this Special Counsel investigation to the recused Atty General." 12494 913401133581979648 2017-09-28 09:52:55-04 Right now, Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse is discussing his concern that Benczkowski, as head of Criminal Division, will sit in on Russia probe meetings. "The only apparent qualification he brings to this job is his close political relationship with" an AG who is recused from probe. 12495 913400790647230464 2017-09-28 09:51:33-04 Grassley: DOJ has a "long-standing tradition that it does not confirm nor deny investigations, particularly when it comes to a nominee’s client." Says Comey "recently came under fire for doing this very thing." 12496 913400647990566912 2017-09-28 09:50:59-04 At today's Judiciary meeting, Chairman Chuck Grassley said he had arranged for ODNI to brief Senator Dick Durbin on Alfa Bank. Grassley also said he had DAG Rod Rosenstein explain to Durbin why DOJ won't confirm if it's investigating Alfa Bank. 12497 913397893377163264 2017-09-28 09:40:02-04 @ditzkoff YES 12498 913386577317056512 2017-09-28 08:55:04-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter Thanks bud you too 12499 913386036847415296 2017-09-28 08:52:55-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter Good talk 12500 913385265619664896 2017-09-28 08:49:51-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter You're a time of grief frankly 12501 913384777323081728 2017-09-28 08:47:55-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter God damn it 12502 913384586645839877 2017-09-28 08:47:09-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter You should not be allowed to tweet 12503 913384037976346624 2017-09-28 08:44:59-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter Now that's a totally different person! 12504 913382928561917952 2017-09-28 08:40:34-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter You insult my family 12505 913380028670513153 2017-09-28 08:29:03-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter Oh my god 12506 913379673731629056 2017-09-28 08:27:38-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter Indeed 12507 913377335646224384 2017-09-28 08:18:21-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter thank u 12508 913374204246003712 2017-09-28 08:05:54-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter always. uncle ben taught me that 12509 913374074113544192 2017-09-28 08:05:23-04 @TonyRomm @ashleyrgold not as embarrassing as your face is for you tbqh 12510 913374029909766144 2017-09-28 08:05:13-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter https://t.co/a4LG95WWQO 12511 913373892609232897 2017-09-28 08:04:40-04 @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm good thing you didn't publish or they'd have to re-code the whole website eh tony 12512 913373792872919041 2017-09-28 08:04:16-04 @ChuckWendig @Twitter oh hi chuck how are you enjoying 280 my man 12513 913373741786202112 2017-09-28 08:04:04-04 @AliWatkins i just cannot with this dog 12514 913368646797455360 2017-09-28 07:43:49-04 @Hello_Tailor 12515 913243256275730433 2017-09-27 23:25:34-04 Tentatively onboard for Star Trek: Discovery. 12516 913242166918598656 2017-09-27 23:21:14-04 @iammollymchugh molly... congrats 12517 913241851569872896 2017-09-27 23:19:59-04 @soaringleap424 she will thank you when she's better 12518 913241475420434432 2017-09-27 23:18:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg a likely story 12519 913240900083560448 2017-09-27 23:16:12-04 @avgoins he's my favorite character 12520 913240857897263104 2017-09-27 23:16:02-04 @soaringleap424 alex you have to take the medicine it's for your health you want to be a strong kee 12521 913239106053951489 2017-09-27 23:09:04-04 @soaringleap424 KEE WITH THOSE EYES 12522 913229384806518784 2017-09-27 22:30:26-04 @clubjade snoke has a dadbod 12523 913227179386982402 2017-09-27 22:21:41-04 @clubjade snoke can get it, stay woke 12524 913225632267501569 2017-09-27 22:15:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams oh my god i just saw this 12525 913206626739302400 2017-09-27 21:00:01-04 "This narrative is driven by Trump himself..." https://t.co/7Fa5NoZR8k 12526 913203186634313728 2017-09-27 20:46:20-04 @hudsowi omfg 12527 913197382740926464 2017-09-27 20:23:17-04 @AshCrossan omg 12528 913192837864230912 2017-09-27 20:05:13-04 @Wanderlustin Omg 12529 913192783967604737 2017-09-27 20:05:00-04 https://t.co/wh8Pfivvm7 12530 913191524715900930 2017-09-27 20:00:00-04 https://t.co/HRUs7Gikim https://t.co/SqHCkSgEbt 12531 913186983119335424 2017-09-27 19:41:57-04 @TonyRomm @POLITICOPro @ashleyrgold yay ashley! 12532 913186960335888384 2017-09-27 19:41:52-04 @VileZero lol 12533 913184943131553795 2017-09-27 19:33:51-04 @petridishes sorry it's too late you're not funny anymore 12534 913184452855173121 2017-09-27 19:31:54-04 House Commerce also has an Equifax hearing, next Tuesday 12535 913184049107210240 2017-09-27 19:30:18-04 @petridishes fun fact, this is also what happened to the obama people when the bush people turned over the white house to them 12536 913183976843628544 2017-09-27 19:30:00-04 Senate Judiciary tech subcommittee today announced an Equifax hearing for next Wednesday. Senate Banking has one Wednesday too. https://t.co/4NOg6TkyLd 12537 913183806735159298 2017-09-27 19:29:20-04 @ddiamond hmm 12538 913181371635560448 2017-09-27 19:19:39-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 TOO LATE HE DID IT 12539 913181234821550080 2017-09-27 19:19:07-04 @aleofthesea you played yourself 12540 913181211979329536 2017-09-27 19:19:01-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig OMG 12541 913181056827871234 2017-09-27 19:18:24-04 @DannyPirtle19 good call 12542 913180989807108097 2017-09-27 19:18:08-04 @aleofthesea i think this means you're a jawa 12543 913178512437202950 2017-09-27 19:08:18-04 @jamesrbuk sorry james you are not a force user 12544 913178232396156933 2017-09-27 19:07:11-04 @darth what do you think of this result darth 12545 913177745034752001 2017-09-27 19:05:15-04 @selenalarson yes he's the best character 12546 913177703251107840 2017-09-27 19:05:05-04 @selenalarson @darth sad 12547 913177640323964929 2017-09-27 19:04:50-04 it's like they know how much I love Mace Windu 12548 913176426790178816 2017-09-27 19:00:00-04 oh my god https://t.co/b4xYr205Y6 https://t.co/UpvTGeiAcb 12549 913166093732270080 2017-09-27 18:18:57-04 @heathdwilliams Hi I will be on a bus please tell me you'll be around other nights too and I won't have to get FOMO looking at pictures as I'm driving up there 12550 913165263377494016 2017-09-27 18:15:39-04 @LillianSkye_ @FallonKlivian Wow yeah you're definitely plotting someone's murder 12551 913162021075603457 2017-09-27 18:02:46-04 "Congress and the American people need to hear this important information directly from these companies," @ConawayTX11 and @RepAdamSchiff say in a statement. 12552 913161558724882433 2017-09-27 18:00:55-04 House Intelligence Committee announces open Russia hearing next month with tech companies. HPSCI has reportedly invited Google, Facebook, and Twitter. No date set. https://t.co/uxx9lqkaaY 12553 913158358944886784 2017-09-27 17:48:13-04 @clubjade But then maybe you'll get the new trailer on the movie itself! 12554 913153437298302976 2017-09-27 17:28:39-04 @KeithChu @pbump @RonWyden @darth this day just keeps getting worse and worse 12555 913152094122778627 2017-09-27 17:23:19-04 @WilliamTurton anyway mine was better 12556 913150860225646592 2017-09-27 17:18:25-04 @WilliamTurton you should be imprisoned 12557 913146233597956096 2017-09-27 17:00:02-04 @pbump @RonWyden @darth @KeithChu please do not do this 12558 913146229432995841 2017-09-27 17:00:01-04 This would be lit https://t.co/IxnI6w4O9A 12559 913142287991001088 2017-09-27 16:44:21-04 @darth @RonWyden @KeithChu oh great, just who I wanted to show up 12560 913141391416492032 2017-09-27 16:40:47-04 @MikeIsaac @RonWyden @KeithChu oh my god 12561 913138620994686976 2017-09-27 16:29:47-04 @oneunderscore__ @kpoulsen @attackerman Ben I have had to get cybernetic legs to replace my original legs because they gave out after 48 hours but yes I am standing 12562 913137940506841088 2017-09-27 16:27:04-04 @oneunderscore__ @kpoulsen @attackerman do I need to stand 12563 913134534727733252 2017-09-27 16:13:32-04 @nicolecieux @admiraljello jay is a fake star wars geek girl 12564 913131290152640512 2017-09-27 16:00:39-04 Senate Intelligence Committee to summon Google executives to Capitol Hill as part of Russia investigation, @jdawsey1 and @AliWatkins report: https://t.co/48O7pmw66K 12565 913127799174631425 2017-09-27 15:46:47-04 @RonWyden if they're going to give us more characters they should really wyden the text input field don't you agree senator cc: @KeithChu 12566 913127504625438723 2017-09-27 15:45:36-04 @AshCrossan i love this 12567 913126820832251904 2017-09-27 15:42:53-04 @martinmatishak is this a football own 12568 913124706902999042 2017-09-27 15:34:29-04 @joshgerstein @dsamuelsohn @POTUS ah, okay 12569 913121765269889027 2017-09-27 15:22:48-04 @heathdwilliams hahahahahahahahahahahahaahah 12570 913121649272254464 2017-09-27 15:22:20-04 @joshgerstein @dsamuelsohn @POTUS I thought both his Twitters were considered govt accounts but could be wrong 12571 913121295038124033 2017-09-27 15:20:56-04 @ashleyfeinberg ashley i think you're doing fine...berg 12572 913120752215511043 2017-09-27 15:18:46-04 @joshgerstein @dsamuelsohn Isn't his RDT Twitter considered a government account? Can a tweet from an official government account be a political record? 12573 913118517490221056 2017-09-27 15:09:54-04 @ChuckWendig @BeltwayBanthas yes 12574 913118424397746176 2017-09-27 15:09:31-04 @kristenkbates @BeltwayBanthas @ChuckWendig yes 12575 913118401983336448 2017-09-27 15:09:26-04 @BeltwayBanthas @ChuckWendig oh, we have 12576 913116303740858369 2017-09-27 15:01:06-04 @BeltwayBanthas @ChuckWendig very sorry to hear that your podcast has been ruined forever by association with chank wundlebundledong 12577 913116040590188545 2017-09-27 15:00:03-04 Wow. https://t.co/GPw5h5G95o 12578 913113271389048833 2017-09-27 14:49:03-04 @JDKolassa @kristenkbates yes, tax congas 12579 913108486497734657 2017-09-27 14:30:02-04 Well then. https://t.co/M39EXwS1om 12580 913100937404628992 2017-09-27 14:00:02-04 Former top cyber diplomat comments on State's professed plan to elevate cyber mission ----> https://t.co/mlyUjSuhtL 12581 913099556853882885 2017-09-27 13:54:33-04 @MatthewNussbaum my strutting was off-the-record matt 12582 913093388668248065 2017-09-27 13:30:02-04 oh my lord https://t.co/eo0dKHuFmU 12583 913088465423732736 2017-09-27 13:10:29-04 @Bing_Chris oh you totally do don't you 12584 913088027446190080 2017-09-27 13:08:44-04 @Bing_Chris do you make them like your tweets chris 12585 913085828842311680 2017-09-27 13:00:00-04 same https://t.co/iEp9b1EoIZ 12586 913080363567714305 2017-09-27 12:38:17-04 @kelseymsutton @HowellONeill ahahaha 12587 913080198253424641 2017-09-27 12:37:38-04 @internetofshit "if you wear any piece of clothing more than 10 times you're a plebe who doesn't deserve to buy this jacket" — Silicon Valley engineers 12588 913079854995836929 2017-09-27 12:36:16-04 @brianbeutler that's why you feed your lunch meat a steady stream of propaganda, to keep it subdued and compliant and nonrebellious 12589 913078558645506051 2017-09-27 12:31:07-04 @brianbeutler one easy tell is if the lunch meat starts saying the civil war was about northern aggression 12590 913076006059167744 2017-09-27 12:20:58-04 @RachAClark 12591 913075307426537472 2017-09-27 12:18:12-04 @RachAClark don't put the cartilage before the horseilage though 12592 913074687143497729 2017-09-27 12:15:44-04 The Senate Homeland Security Committee hearing on domestic threats has concluded. 12593 913074432314355713 2017-09-27 12:14:43-04 @RachAClark bee pollen too don't forget the bee pollen 12594 913074068349493248 2017-09-27 12:13:16-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates twss 12595 913073889324015619 2017-09-27 12:12:33-04 @heathdwilliams true 12596 913073578773446657 2017-09-27 12:11:19-04 @heathdwilliams tag yourself i'm https://t.co/NqhXV2xKhG 12597 913073286019522561 2017-09-27 12:10:10-04 @skyepascall @darth please tell me more about Dog 12598 913072973900378112 2017-09-27 12:08:55-04 @henrycjjackson Robert Bentley 12599 913072858330431494 2017-09-27 12:08:28-04 @henrycjjackson Doug Jones 12600 913072378669879296 2017-09-27 12:06:33-04 @henrycjjackson Twitter gave me Moore characters 12601 913071998020018176 2017-09-27 12:05:03-04 @jlove1982 @darth @kristenkbates this is me whenever darth tweets a rosenshop 12602 913071844621783040 2017-09-27 12:04:26-04 @henrycjjackson I have the biggest character count. There's no problem there, that I can tell you. 12603 913071246736334849 2017-09-27 12:02:03-04 @darth @kristenkbates darth please don't encourage her 12604 913070912471289857 2017-09-27 12:00:44-04 @darth darth i was having such a good few weeks without this 12605 913070224613806080 2017-09-27 11:58:00-04 @KFILE I gotta flaunt it while I got it 12606 913070112684625922 2017-09-27 11:57:33-04 @RachAClark you should buy that formula 12607 913069579131375621 2017-09-27 11:55:26-04 Duke: "We’ve seen some more interest. There still is people artificially delineating between voter databases and election [tech]." She adds, "The cyber threats are at the forefront of us every day." 12608 913069433022763009 2017-09-27 11:54:51-04 Lankford also asks: “Do states understand the significance of the cyber threats they face? … Are they prepared to do an audit?” 12609 913069024216518656 2017-09-27 11:53:14-04 Lankford to Duke: I’ve talked to DHS before and they’ve said they aren’t ready to help more than a few states simultaneously. Can we discuss this at greater length? 12610 913068118162976768 2017-09-27 11:49:38-04 Wray: "We’re also, in the FBI, looking at this as a multidisciplinary effort … our counterintelligence and our cyber people are working together on it." 12611 913068039976964097 2017-09-27 11:49:19-04 Wray: “We’re spending an enormous amount of time talking about this very subject. We are surging more resources specifically focused on the upcoming elections. We are collecting more intelligence." 12612 913067472084971520 2017-09-27 11:47:03-04 "I just want to make sure that you all are preparing for this next year and have a plan," she says. 12613 913067423636639744 2017-09-27 11:46:52-04 McCaskill asks how the government can notify the public about future election hacking attempts. 12614 913066693471162369 2017-09-27 11:43:58-04 @JaredRizzi @Ohzdeu wow 12615 913066410372485120 2017-09-27 11:42:50-04 Johnson: How do you see the internet fostering connections between dangerous actors? Wray: We’re seeing “a blurring between different kinds of threats.” In the intelligence area, “we’re seeing nation states enlisting the help of hackers for hire.” 12616 913066034759897088 2017-09-27 11:41:21-04 Daines also asked Duke how DHS has improved its attribution capabilities. She gave a more general answer about DHS's cyber work, mentioned the recent “significant threat in terms of the Kaspersky software.” 12617 913065599626080256 2017-09-27 11:39:37-04 Daines asked Wray how the FBI attributes cyberattacks like recent threats to Montana schools. Here's Wray's response. https://t.co/blx0WRstrm 12618 913063669919084544 2017-09-27 11:31:57-04 @emptywheel @emilcDC @EricsDadRod oh no 12619 913063515333767168 2017-09-27 11:31:20-04 @emptywheel he's just that good 12620 913063291118850048 2017-09-27 11:30:27-04 @emptywheel maybe there's a secret provision of FISA for this 12621 913062882170036224 2017-09-27 11:28:49-04 @emptywheel I mean, first of all, what authority would Rosenstein have here 12622 913062583145463808 2017-09-27 11:27:38-04 @jackgillum yeah baby 12623 913062479319719941 2017-09-27 11:27:13-04 @OregonZoo this is extremely good 12624 913061892880523264 2017-09-27 11:24:53-04 @joshgerstein Did she describe it as a legal promise? 12625 913058531594719232 2017-09-27 11:11:32-04 @TonyRomm @atsneed is his email still agold@politico.com? 12626 913054739830575104 2017-09-27 10:56:28-04 Heitkamp asks who is responsible for educating Americans about cyber hygiene and cyber threats. Duke: “That’s our responsibility. We’re working on trying to resensitize Americans to that need. There is much more to do.” 12627 913054659274838018 2017-09-27 10:56:09-04 Heitkamp also asked how witnesses would grade nationwide cyber vulnerability. Duke said she was most concerned about the energy sector. "That is probably our highest threat. ... Because of its importance and the focus on that, I would give that the lowest grade.” 12628 913054467305689089 2017-09-27 10:55:23-04 Heitkamp says she wouldn't be so confident about interagency coordination. She says it always seems like officials tout coordination and then an event happens. 12629 913054287504211969 2017-09-27 10:54:40-04 Heitkamp asks witnesses how they'd grade interagency cyber coordination. Duke: “Coordination across federal agencies has gotten very high. I would probably give it a B.” Wray: "I think there’s been dramatic advances and dramatic progress." 12630 913053395572985856 2017-09-27 10:51:07-04 She pointed out, though, that many states have not yet requested that assistance. 12631 913052799428173824 2017-09-27 10:48:45-04 @ZachMontellaro @MatthewNussbaum All users are tweetqual, but some users are more tweetqual than others. 12632 913052120907177990 2017-09-27 10:46:03-04 @MatthewNussbaum yeah but you get the photo in front of AF1 12633 913051799506030592 2017-09-27 10:44:47-04 @MatthewNussbaum 280, Matt 12634 913051330066964480 2017-09-27 10:42:55-04 @KatieBoWill so many threats 12635 913050217200668672 2017-09-27 10:38:30-04 Lots of questions so far about disaster response (for Duke) and homegrown terrorism (for Wray). Waiting on more cyber... 12636 913047153404252161 2017-09-27 10:26:19-04 Wray's full comments on cyber and encryption ("going dark") from his prepared statement. https://t.co/J0PUldlBVl https://t.co/kmSAUUY4z3 12637 913046603379953670 2017-09-27 10:24:08-04 Wray on "going dark" dilemma: "We are all too often flying blind, and we need to work together to find thoughtful but quick and effective solutions." 12638 913046502020456448 2017-09-27 10:23:44-04 Wray on encryption: "It affects the spectrum of our work." "The exploitation of encrypted platforms presents serious challenges to law enforcement’s ability to identify, investigate, and disrupt threats..." 12639 913046187095334912 2017-09-27 10:22:29-04 Wray: Cyber crime has become more sophisticated and resilient. It's now big business. 12640 913046060754522112 2017-09-27 10:21:59-04 Wray makes his first mention of encryption, which he says makes it hard to track terrorists' activities. 12641 913045796383281152 2017-09-27 10:20:56-04 FBI Director Wray talking about what's changed since he was last in law enforcement. "Changes in technology have dramatically transformed the nature of the threats we face and challenged our ability to confront those threats." 12642 913045576442408960 2017-09-27 10:20:03-04 @justinjm1 because I'm the best 12643 913045497111367680 2017-09-27 10:19:44-04 Duke's prepared opening statement had a lot on cybersecurity. https://t.co/3ZmvGXoyWS https://t.co/pZSRr0gM1h 12644 913045236129173504 2017-09-27 10:18:42-04 Elaine Duke, acting DHS secretary: "Americans are also alarmed by the spike in cyberattacks." 12645 913044957996478464 2017-09-27 10:17:36-04 @blakehounshell Just showed up. I may have even had it yesterday evening. Last night I started seeing a different kind of tweet counter and I wonder if that's the indicator of 280. https://t.co/PN6Iz0KqgG 12646 913044318478376960 2017-09-27 10:15:03-04 @blakehounshell indeed 12647 913043840302555136 2017-09-27 10:13:09-04 Russia* trying 12648 913043775458611200 2017-09-27 10:12:54-04 McCaskill cites cyber threats: "We face cyber ransomware attacks. We have Russian trying to hack our elections." Mentions DHS Kaspersky ban. 12649 913043118219554818 2017-09-27 10:10:17-04 (This tweet probably could have been formatted better. I hear your feedback and will work to deliver better service to you.) 12650 913042900820340736 2017-09-27 10:09:25-04 @beccalsteele here we are becca here we are 12651 913042698814312449 2017-09-27 10:08:37-04 @kevincollier W O W T H I S I S Q U I T E T H E S U B T W E E T K E V I N T B H I A M N O T S U R E I B E L I E V E T H A T Y O U R E A L L Y H A V E 2 8 0 C H A R A C T E R S Y E T B E C A U S E I S U S P E C T Y O U W O U L D U S E T H E M I F Y O U C O U L D 12652 913041587655073794 2017-09-27 10:04:12-04 FBI Director Christopher Wray, Acting DHS Secretary Elaine Duke, and National Counterterrorism Center Director Nicholas Rasmussen are about to testify before the Senate Homeland Security and Governmental Affairs Committee on threats to the homeland: https://t.co/FoaNn1P8BP 12653 913040853878239232 2017-09-27 10:01:17-04 @Bing_Chris private air travel, not private email :) 12654 913040462147129345 2017-09-27 09:59:44-04 @DanEggenWPost I thought he didn't watch CNN anymore 12655 913037459671408640 2017-09-27 09:47:48-04 @pbump this seems unfair 12656 913036276219219968 2017-09-27 09:43:06-04 @pbump https://t.co/aCw2U16bI2 12657 913033076426575872 2017-09-27 09:30:23-04 @JaredRizzi oh yeah i know, i was trolling you 12658 913032740685123589 2017-09-27 09:29:03-04 @JaredRizzi https://t.co/a4LG95WWQO 12659 913032061577039873 2017-09-27 09:26:21-04 @JaredRizzi have u seen how i have used it so far 12660 913031787491753984 2017-09-27 09:25:16-04 @TonyRomm @dmccabe yeah, well 12661 913031768156114946 2017-09-27 09:25:11-04 @JaredRizzi sad! 12662 913031681556336640 2017-09-27 09:24:50-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm have you no decency 12663 913030183883563008 2017-09-27 09:18:53-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm oh ffs 12664 913030105043267584 2017-09-27 09:18:34-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm david u missed mine 12665 913029988663926784 2017-09-27 09:18:07-04 @NCBlake now that would be a movie 12666 913029971509153792 2017-09-27 09:18:03-04 @michejaw I get that a lot 12667 913028113159868416 2017-09-27 09:10:40-04 @TonyRomm u hate me if u ain't 280 12668 913027630764580864 2017-09-27 09:08:45-04 @TonyRomm https://t.co/a4LG95WWQO 12669 913027182854856704 2017-09-27 09:06:58-04 @eleventhirtyate no i get it 12670 913027086603997184 2017-09-27 09:06:35-04 @eleventhirtyate hm 12671 913026722777444353 2017-09-27 09:05:08-04 @eleventhirtyate Twitter: Now with twice as much Geller. 12672 913025972903047168 2017-09-27 09:02:09-04 Turmoil has engulfed the Galactic Republic. The taxation of trade routes to outlying star systems is in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly battleships, the greedy Trade Federation has stopped all shipping to the small planet of Naboo. While the Cong 12673 912870280133009408 2017-09-26 22:43:29-04 oh https://t.co/RcY3zrgiyj 12674 912870257928359936 2017-09-26 22:43:24-04 @baronblakley don't try to cheat, baron 12675 912869983692181511 2017-09-26 22:42:19-04 @Wanderlustin deep 12676 912863907244625920 2017-09-26 22:18:10-04 @morningmoneyben eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee 12677 912862788359421952 2017-09-26 22:13:43-04 @jakeh91 He's the Democrat in the Alabama Senate race 12678 912861767331655681 2017-09-26 22:09:40-04 Switched focus from the Alabama Senate race to the pilot of Star Trek: Discovery & this is literally ten seconds into the opening titles https://t.co/jvvUVTwV4J 12679 912859698763845633 2017-09-26 22:01:26-04 @StevenTDennis savage 12680 912859336447315975 2017-09-26 22:00:00-04 @Wanderlustin let's find out 12681 912859216326651904 2017-09-26 21:59:31-04 @Wanderlustin you never know 12682 912859121837330432 2017-09-26 21:59:09-04 for every like this gets I will spend one second considering not making more puns https://t.co/g7loIhCyyx 12683 912859021480251397 2017-09-26 21:58:45-04 @AmyVernon Oh, I like your GIF game 12684 912858244963606529 2017-09-26 21:55:40-04 Stay with POLITICO for all your expert political analysis and commentary. 12685 912857070990368768 2017-09-26 21:51:00-04 I'm Jonesing for Moore. 12686 912856531770765312 2017-09-26 21:48:51-04 With all the excitement over the Alabama special election, I wish there were more Senate elections before next year. 12687 912855322120814592 2017-09-26 21:44:03-04 @pourmecoffee rare photo of me at customs after a long international flight 12688 912853036678238208 2017-09-26 21:34:58-04 Luther Strange should have campaigned more in Wisconsin 12689 912851991717703681 2017-09-26 21:30:49-04 Well how about that! https://t.co/5ztjUn1FvY 12690 912829142080434176 2017-09-26 20:00:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/XpKlkl3GOU 12691 912814041529294849 2017-09-26 19:00:01-04 Just in case you were wondering, this is the headline of the day. https://t.co/ZHJTP32tRn 12692 912810429897900032 2017-09-26 18:45:40-04 @AshCrossan Omfg bff 12693 912808961551863810 2017-09-26 18:39:50-04 @AshCrossan You are one of my favorite people on this website 12694 912807995729498113 2017-09-26 18:35:59-04 @aleofthesea This is incredible I love it 12695 912804790769512458 2017-09-26 18:23:15-04 @ditzkoff Dave 12696 912802054975950848 2017-09-26 18:12:23-04 @ASankin I like it 12697 912801009638010881 2017-09-26 18:08:14-04 @ASankin Was this...was this supposed to be a Newt photo? 12698 912800050375528450 2017-09-26 18:04:25-04 @ASankin if i get it i'm going to just type "aaron delete your account" over and over again 12699 912798941418160128 2017-09-26 18:00:01-04 "The National Park Service showed that its bottled water ban worked — then lifted it" https://t.co/fYHwHVLe21 https://t.co/uC38blR0hJ 12700 912798755589623808 2017-09-26 17:59:16-04 @ASankin christ 12701 912793081434574848 2017-09-26 17:36:44-04 @AshCrossan bff 12702 912792981673009152 2017-09-26 17:36:20-04 @AshCrossan twss 12703 912791572286230530 2017-09-26 17:30:44-04 @eliotnelson twitter is good 12704 912788567096782849 2017-09-26 17:18:47-04 Twitter is the best at doing exactly the opposite of what its users want it to do https://t.co/GA1CTQIN7X 12705 912788084722475008 2017-09-26 17:16:52-04 @selenalarson same 12706 912787748507066370 2017-09-26 17:15:32-04 @darth omg darth they look like they are going to crush you 12707 912786849390841857 2017-09-26 17:11:58-04 @erikmal lol 12708 912783853600768002 2017-09-26 17:00:04-04 "One [Saudi] cleric claimed — with no evidence — that driving harmed women’s ovaries." https://t.co/HUSKCzZiQd 12709 912779896736411649 2017-09-26 16:44:20-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig Omg 12710 912778791247900672 2017-09-26 16:39:57-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig yaaaassssss cream 12711 912778593863860224 2017-09-26 16:39:10-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig let's have ice cream together 12712 912768750654390272 2017-09-26 16:00:03-04 In speech at INTERPOL meeting in China today, Deputy AG Rod Rosenstein urged countries to join 2004 Budapest Convention on Cybercrime. https://t.co/JUzHtYbTLZ 12713 912766350459850752 2017-09-26 15:50:30-04 @kelseylh stay in your lane 12714 912766176740208640 2017-09-26 15:49:49-04 @jbarro settle down 12715 912766031474675712 2017-09-26 15:49:14-04 @nycsouthpaw no surprise that dogs have trouble reading 12716 912755843166326784 2017-09-26 15:08:45-04 @EvanMcS I'm conditioned to believe anything these days 12717 912755505063432192 2017-09-26 15:07:25-04 @EvanMcS wait did this really happen? 12718 912753649255723008 2017-09-26 15:00:02-04 This is really something https://t.co/ucefLqmvfJ https://t.co/IMNWjp5zcG 12719 912747724163952641 2017-09-26 14:36:30-04 @Bing_Chris jesus 12720 912747350246006786 2017-09-26 14:35:00-04 The Atlantic Ocean is gonna get a "TOUGH STUFF" tattoo now 12721 912746945604669441 2017-09-26 14:33:24-04 @MeganStifel @Joseph_Marks_ @StateDept cyber policy 12722 912746799332458497 2017-09-26 14:32:49-04 @darth @JDiamond1 omg this little critter i am serious darth 12723 912741835357003776 2017-09-26 14:13:06-04 @ddale8 "all I do is work work work no matter what" 12724 912738556119941121 2017-09-26 14:00:04-04 House Dems' election security task force will hold first public mtg Thursday w/ fmr DHS Sec Jeh Johnson + fmr DHS Undersec Suzanne Spaulding https://t.co/DlhgwKYVQm 12725 912733496686333952 2017-09-26 13:39:58-04 @heathdwilliams heath can you not 12726 912730991558402050 2017-09-26 13:30:00-04 Dems on House Oversight and Science Committees ask R chairmen for Equifax hearings, criticize limited doc requests: https://t.co/a9i9mFC3vB https://t.co/d2LPcgp0Gm 12727 912730359565029376 2017-09-26 13:27:30-04 @ScottCinatl @starwars @DisneyXD omg scott 12728 912725729913327617 2017-09-26 13:09:06-04 @starwars @DisneyXD that wolf tho 12729 912725424031051777 2017-09-26 13:07:53-04 @heathdwilliams Also, does she not realize that protesters' goal isn't to be palatable? 12730 912724916709023751 2017-09-26 13:05:52-04 @LinHumphrey @jayacunzo @MerriamWebster Omg 12731 912723837522989056 2017-09-26 13:01:35-04 @blakehounshell give @michaelcrowley credit 12732 912723771357843457 2017-09-26 13:01:19-04 @KatieBoWill also says English tailoring > Italian tailoring 12733 912723454411067392 2017-09-26 13:00:03-04 What about on the American football field? https://t.co/rxZTtRlGiT 12734 912719670452637698 2017-09-26 12:45:01-04 um https://t.co/j4SycJZzWB 12735 912718998948777985 2017-09-26 12:42:21-04 @MEPFuller oh my god 12736 912715419701714945 2017-09-26 12:28:08-04 @Lis_Smith @justinjm1 "Well, there's 400-pound hackers in Illinois, Indiana — up there. I don't know." 12737 912714580211757056 2017-09-26 12:24:47-04 @MarisaKabas omg 12738 912713357676957701 2017-09-26 12:19:56-04 @NatashaBertrand hahahaha 12739 912713201112010759 2017-09-26 12:19:19-04 @KarenRylander you don't need to be a tech expert to realize that you shouldn't assume you're talking to a client with zero proof of such 12740 912712537598251008 2017-09-26 12:16:40-04 @KarenRylander @NatashaBertrand @SINON_REBORN focusing on this kind of detail is exactly what a lawyer should do 12741 912711827179622402 2017-09-26 12:13:51-04 @HouseForeign @RepMcCaul "Our commitment is to elevate and provide the appropriate resources for leadership on this essential issue," Sullivan says of cyber. 12742 912711768241266688 2017-09-26 12:13:37-04 @HouseForeign "We'll have to figure out what the title is and where it figures in the bureaucracy," Sullivan tells @RepMcCaul. 12743 912711625697824769 2017-09-26 12:13:03-04 @HouseForeign At @HouseForeign hearing, Deputy Sec of State Sullivan says department will likely elevate top cyber diplomat to Senate-confirmed position. 12744 912710839177793538 2017-09-26 12:09:56-04 @KarenRylander @NatashaBertrand @SINON_REBORN I don't know that I'd call a lawyer assuming he's talking to his client without any evidence "reasonable" 12745 912710586084974592 2017-09-26 12:08:55-04 @Lis_Smith @justinjm1 to be clear, Lis, if they are, they are, and if they're not, they're not 12746 912709012424204288 2017-09-26 12:02:40-04 @woodruffbets are they supporting college students' right to kneel at football games 12747 912708843699937282 2017-09-26 12:02:00-04 @AliWatkins 702? 12748 912708355038179329 2017-09-26 12:00:03-04 Unbelievable. How do they keep falling for this? https://t.co/2jFa6wML7N 12749 912707760848072704 2017-09-26 11:57:42-04 @whatthe4377 @darth omg 12750 912703887966183426 2017-09-26 11:42:18-04 @HouseForeign Rep. Francis Rooney, fmr ambassador to the Holy See, says glad State upgrading IT. "When I was serving in Rome, we had, like, Windows -1." 12751 911044807967035392 2017-09-21 21:49:43-04 Priceless https://t.co/POlSAJy0Lj 12752 912447920649228288 2017-09-25 18:45:11-04 me breaking up with someone: "it's time for us to move on to tax reform" https://t.co/qQvj9NzFcU 12753 910535662742507520 2017-09-20 12:06:33-04 Russia used Facebook to organize pro-Trump rallies in Florida last year. @thedailybeast story with four! bylines: https://t.co/h8ooMspbLq https://t.co/zD93stReaa 12754 912300667074686976 2017-09-25 09:00:03-04 Meanwhile, an openly racist party has won seats in the German parliament for the first time since World War II. https://t.co/yPCdQI95hw https://t.co/ABx27e91eh 12755 912697276610555904 2017-09-26 11:16:02-04 @wesleysmorgan If only we could position military assets over other countries' airspace without their permission and without inviting reciprocity... 12756 912696134916767747 2017-09-26 11:11:30-04 @JaredRizzi @PressClubDC actually it's "very well* speller" 12757 912695884332314624 2017-09-26 11:10:30-04 @Olivianuzzi NOAA if true 12758 912695013351591937 2017-09-26 11:07:02-04 @HouseForeign Sullivan promised State would "consult" with the committee before making a final decision about the level & location of the cyber office. 12759 912691511258738688 2017-09-26 10:53:07-04 @HouseForeign DepSec Sullivan says final structure of State cyber office "hasn't been decided." Closing coordinator office was only the first step. https://t.co/adRbgR8Fou 12760 912690495104733184 2017-09-26 10:49:05-04 @HouseForeign We have cyber! Rep. Joe Wilson asked Sullivan about downgrading and reorganizing the Coordinator for Cyber Issues role at State. 12761 912688048680374272 2017-09-26 10:39:22-04 @NatashaBertrand @SINON_REBORN I just cannot believe that this keeps happening 12762 912686465389342720 2017-09-26 10:33:04-04 @pablohidalgo horrible 12763 912685559243509760 2017-09-26 10:29:28-04 @nycsouthpaw hahahahahahahaha 12764 912684620193435651 2017-09-26 10:25:44-04 @HouseForeign State is switching to a cloud computing environment "in the coming months," Sullivan says. https://t.co/8wdqn50VeM 12765 912682912365019136 2017-09-26 10:18:57-04 @HouseForeign "We appreciate the interest the committee has shown" in the redesign, Sullivan says. I'll bet they do. 12766 912682378363105281 2017-09-26 10:16:50-04 @HouseForeign Deputy Sec. John Sullivan is testifying in place of Tillerson. His opening statement doesn't mention the cyber office. But there's this: https://t.co/H3iafAZJ44 12767 912682121981984768 2017-09-26 10:15:49-04 .@HouseForeign holding hearing on State Dept reorg: https://t.co/ErrNy0kaWa Cmte ldrs want to reverse cyber office closure. Will it come up? 12768 912678283334098944 2017-09-26 10:00:34-04 The Cyber really is so huge https://t.co/gDgqerXxBv 12769 912677555173494785 2017-09-26 09:57:40-04 @pedro_americana Their CISO already resigned. And the buck stops with the CEO, so.. 12770 912676851776200705 2017-09-26 09:54:52-04 Board member appointed as non-exec chairman: "The Board remains deeply concerned about & totally focused on the cybersecurity incident." 12771 912676219145080832 2017-09-26 09:52:22-04 Equifax CEO: "I believe it is in the best interests of the company to have new leadership to move the company forward." https://t.co/Um9mUA2czE 12772 912675322289631232 2017-09-26 09:48:48-04 https://t.co/gIsq9PG0pp 12773 912664404193431552 2017-09-26 09:05:25-04 Welp https://t.co/OrVA9Ytpsx 12774 912650605025529857 2017-09-26 08:10:35-04 @DannyPirtle19 just the tip 12775 912507092568887296 2017-09-25 22:40:19-04 @kateconger Thanks, 12776 912506862247038977 2017-09-25 22:39:24-04 @AshCrossan ilu bff 12777 912504968933969920 2017-09-25 22:31:52-04 Perfect https://t.co/n6CcehT9Ky 12778 912489827764928514 2017-09-25 21:31:42-04 Whoof. https://t.co/xSvxysPgKV 12779 912486892070940672 2017-09-25 21:20:02-04 @WilliamTurton @adamconner aw thanks man 12780 912481858805366785 2017-09-25 21:00:02-04 MAXIE YOU SWEETIE https://t.co/WMvaPDeqQT 12781 912459205713580032 2017-09-25 19:30:01-04 Hoo boy https://t.co/U6Co2mTBQn 12782 912454445442768897 2017-09-25 19:11:07-04 @heathdwilliams @brianonthescene @pablohidalgo @danirat < lol 12783 912451821083426817 2017-09-25 19:00:41-04 AYFKM https://t.co/S3Y0raUQ9C 12784 912450732514844672 2017-09-25 18:56:21-04 @pablohidalgo @danirat @brianonthescene pablo is worf snoke 12785 912444688875048961 2017-09-25 18:32:20-04 @eleventhirtyate It us, the bffs 12786 912444637385756672 2017-09-25 18:32:08-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DarthInternous Jesus 12787 912444102855110656 2017-09-25 18:30:01-04 True -----> https://t.co/ZeprmTZGya 12788 912444081158139904 2017-09-25 18:29:55-04 @darth Omfg 12789 912443996072443904 2017-09-25 18:29:35-04 @petridishes I want to hurl myself into the ocean 12790 912443394936508416 2017-09-25 18:27:12-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams #JusticeForR5D4 12791 912443203927859200 2017-09-25 18:26:26-04 @eleventhirtyate same 12792 912443129109893120 2017-09-25 18:26:09-04 @MarisaKabas @lauraolin That's what they seem to be saying yeah 12793 912442809902301184 2017-09-25 18:24:52-04 @malloryconlon same 12794 912442741505892352 2017-09-25 18:24:36-04 @lauraolin @MarisaKabas I mean, it's pretty damn newsworthy 12795 912442292220424194 2017-09-25 18:22:49-04 @malloryconlon GOD 12796 912440559226294272 2017-09-25 18:15:56-04 Twitter clearly recognizes that this is an especially serious incident. https://t.co/ZkisDIgu9W 12797 912436551195418624 2017-09-25 18:00:00-04 this is actually really good and funny https://t.co/0FA3EhzDlE 12798 912435433363181568 2017-09-25 17:55:34-04 @hudsowi omfg 12799 912429395234689031 2017-09-25 17:31:34-04 @Bing_Chris the cyber angle! 12800 912429005688754176 2017-09-25 17:30:01-04 This is great https://t.co/DkAq7jDnfx 12801 912425835914780672 2017-09-25 17:17:25-04 @iammollymchugh owned 12802 912420542086549506 2017-09-25 16:56:23-04 @emptywheel But that's not as fun 12803 912420351564484609 2017-09-25 16:55:38-04 @eliotnelson @aedwardslevy sunsettle down eliot 12804 912420043354464257 2017-09-25 16:54:24-04 @emptywheel The people who are there now would still be there though! Unless we're taking away DOJ's authority to indict? 12805 912419722305703937 2017-09-25 16:53:08-04 @emptywheel our courtrooms would be 20000% as full as they are now 12806 912413902239014914 2017-09-25 16:30:00-04 But Jim Inhofe threw a snowball! https://t.co/mfuVachKcZ 12807 912411843846696963 2017-09-25 16:21:50-04 @JaredRizzi drawing a blank on what more he might say 12808 912411445048037378 2017-09-25 16:20:14-04 @aedwardslevy he's cracking open a cold one with the equipoise 12809 912411284854931457 2017-09-25 16:19:36-04 @JaredRizzi dang 12810 912406364340801536 2017-09-25 16:00:03-04 Re-sharing my story about Iranian hackers likely retaliating if Trump breaks the nuclear agreement: https://t.co/AP9tfy0Qtu 12811 912404472764272640 2017-09-25 15:52:32-04 @briankrebs bated breath... 12812 912404413792292864 2017-09-25 15:52:18-04 @brian_nov she wasn't considered a government employee at the time 12813 912399040549187589 2017-09-25 15:30:57-04 @ohheygreat heritage, not hate 12814 912398695060172800 2017-09-25 15:29:35-04 @KatieBoWill Well, the senior-most administration official has. 12815 912398509277634562 2017-09-25 15:28:50-04 @ashleyfeinberg omfg 12816 912398461861015552 2017-09-25 15:28:39-04 @ohheygreat now THAT's economic anxiety 12817 912391265353793536 2017-09-25 15:00:03-04 https://t.co/9x8q0JoKRu 12818 912388802567688197 2017-09-25 14:50:16-04 @dnvolz I was literally just about to forward 12819 912383791586476034 2017-09-25 14:30:21-04 Thanks to @JaredRizzi for asking the question that prompted this remarkable answer. https://t.co/VwgZrDUCPL 12820 912376164580233216 2017-09-25 14:00:03-04 Government IT officials warn about aging systems and meager budgets. My story on new @PSCSpeaks CIO survey: https://t.co/W8u4k7Elwa 12821 912364930128650240 2017-09-25 13:15:24-04 @libbycwatson she contemplatin 12822 912363603344396290 2017-09-25 13:10:08-04 @BryanDisagrees @dellcam @ABQJournal Seems like the Journal has a bone to pick 12823 912361072564232192 2017-09-25 13:00:05-04 cool cool https://t.co/nDHcFW1uHt 12824 912356791136260097 2017-09-25 12:43:04-04 @chaosbria There won't be a Rebels panel, but I sure hope there's a BF panel, or at least a play area at the EA booth. 12825 912355667931013120 2017-09-25 12:38:36-04 @Hello_Tailor that is so cool 12826 912355398245593094 2017-09-25 12:37:32-04 @Hello_Tailor holy shit 12827 912355151251492864 2017-09-25 12:36:33-04 @emily_jkn @brian_nov spoiler alert though! 12828 912354670856802306 2017-09-25 12:34:38-04 @brian_nov @emily_jkn omg 12829 912353754103582725 2017-09-25 12:31:00-04 @DanLamothe 12830 912353166909460481 2017-09-25 12:28:40-04 @dataandpolitics @darth i just cannot 12831 912352747403522048 2017-09-25 12:27:00-04 @dataandpolitics @darth DASH 12832 912345975338840064 2017-09-25 12:00:05-04 "The first thing some villagers ask when they see outsiders: 'Are you FEMA?'" https://t.co/SLKzYJVtLL https://t.co/WlxGSysG7c 12833 912345661181480961 2017-09-25 11:58:50-04 @cjbeckner As first reported here! https://t.co/2tbvk3kbOf 12834 912343736935501826 2017-09-25 11:51:12-04 @josephmenn or if it hits the snooze button on its alarm 12835 912341754526994432 2017-09-25 11:43:19-04 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan "now THIS is porg racing" 12836 912340792374591488 2017-09-25 11:39:30-04 @eliotnelson maybe 12837 912340512933326849 2017-09-25 11:38:23-04 @eliotnelson it's me 12838 912338416599171073 2017-09-25 11:30:03-04 wat https://t.co/KDd2CLrFR3 12839 912337631631036416 2017-09-25 11:26:56-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @pablohidalgo this is sick 12840 912330861139210241 2017-09-25 11:00:02-04 Following the Iran nuclear deal drama? Bet you didn't think about the cyber angle. #cyberangle https://t.co/japfGDbzIM 12841 912328597645426688 2017-09-25 10:51:02-04 @JaredRizzi sorry I don't get this joke 12842 912327637741260800 2017-09-25 10:47:13-04 @JaredRizzi omg 12843 912323349543575552 2017-09-25 10:30:11-04 Big news: Hackers broke into Deloitte through 2FA-less admin account and accessed data on wide range of clients. https://t.co/882o9l109g https://t.co/CFz9CF4DTN 12844 912323277128859648 2017-09-25 10:29:54-04 @joshcorman @e_kaspersky Yes, just saw the committee announce that 12845 912315760671731713 2017-09-25 10:00:02-04 "Kushner's representatives declined to detail the server or security measures on it." https://t.co/uRFcwgM5nf 12846 912305217118588929 2017-09-25 09:18:08-04 @NatashaBertrand @TheThomasGuide @PoppyHarlowCNN "riot" — well, that's not a loaded term... 12847 912303182285557760 2017-09-25 09:10:03-04 @jonathanweisman @AHIPCoverage lol 12848 912302723046965248 2017-09-25 09:08:13-04 @SeithTristan TIL — not that that's much better 12849 912302125308432385 2017-09-25 09:05:51-04 @JaredRizzi smh 12850 912301404651507712 2017-09-25 09:02:59-04 @JaredRizzi yes, believe me 12851 912301033258352641 2017-09-25 09:01:30-04 @JaredRizzi More like, you forgot to add it like you should after everything I say, believe me 12852 912299832064299008 2017-09-25 08:56:44-04 @JaredRizzi Jared they're gonna be great 12853 912298740534464512 2017-09-25 08:52:24-04 @JaredRizzi 12854 912298478059032576 2017-09-25 08:51:21-04 @JaredRizzi sadly yes 12855 912298317471731712 2017-09-25 08:50:43-04 @JaredRizzi I just remembered the beer summit... 12856 912142016385077249 2017-09-24 22:29:38-04 Absolutely not. https://t.co/NFy7EWPZhy 12857 912104367502823424 2017-09-24 20:00:01-04 Hey. I wrote this. You should read it! https://t.co/465YsudIFB 12858 912104227421523969 2017-09-24 19:59:28-04 @heathdwilliams Omg 12859 912087512671191040 2017-09-24 18:53:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 omfg rey is so big danny 12860 912075140023939072 2017-09-24 18:03:53-04 @kristenkbates Yes 12861 912074162847440897 2017-09-24 18:00:00-04 Iranian hackers may retaliate if Trump breaks nuke deal. "They’re plenty good enough to cause a lot of difficulty." https://t.co/japfGDbzIM https://t.co/AqCWXFDyBB 12862 912072152014131200 2017-09-24 17:52:01-04 @MEPFuller Prepared for it? I live my life like that, Matty-boy 12863 912069973086007296 2017-09-24 17:43:21-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux Dan 12864 912059583069343744 2017-09-24 17:02:04-04 @shearm @dannysullivan I agree on the latter but the whales will always be great 12865 912059068583415808 2017-09-24 17:00:01-04 ICYMI, new story from me today: "Breaking nuclear deal could bring hacking onslaught from Iran" https://t.co/japfGDtb7m 12866 912058733131386886 2017-09-24 16:58:41-04 @shearm @dannysullivan that's the best star trek movie 12867 912043965502726144 2017-09-24 16:00:00-04 I just https://t.co/Q72m0lqGvR 12868 912028882080894977 2017-09-24 15:00:04-04 https://t.co/eIno1Bx4J5 https://t.co/yzjNGVNVDh 12869 912013771052388353 2017-09-24 14:00:02-04 If Trump withdraws the U.S. from the nuclear deal, Iran may use its hackers to retaliate: https://t.co/japfGDtb7m https://t.co/OnUdPluncY 12870 912006510024314881 2017-09-24 13:31:10-04 Key question related to my new Iran story ---> https://t.co/lY5IvjCU65 12871 911983584549859328 2017-09-24 12:00:05-04 My new story: Breaking nuclear deal could bring hacking onslaught from Iran: https://t.co/japfGDbzIM https://t.co/dGk8vAXY8e 12872 911951348433932289 2017-09-24 09:51:59-04 @pablohidalgo "keep your politics out of my air travel" 12873 911929704512442370 2017-09-24 08:25:59-04 @MarisaKabas Correct, only football players are allowed to beat people into submission 12874 911926495773429760 2017-09-24 08:13:14-04 Read the replies here. https://t.co/MwChI9EwFY 12875 911786667975069696 2017-09-23 22:57:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig Sad 12876 911783283398184965 2017-09-23 22:44:09-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig sorry but yes 12877 911783013159235585 2017-09-23 22:43:05-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig lima fraid there are beans 12878 911780810512044032 2017-09-23 22:34:19-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig Danny 12879 911780686029295616 2017-09-23 22:33:50-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig Awwww ty carstone 12880 911780471452946432 2017-09-23 22:32:59-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig Oh great all my adversaries just piling on great great 12881 911779033486102530 2017-09-23 22:27:16-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig what about it 12882 911778129131245569 2017-09-23 22:23:40-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig No! You cannot do that to the English language! This is blasphemy 12883 911777179347931136 2017-09-23 22:19:54-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig you're just saying that to be mean to me 12884 911776818285498368 2017-09-23 22:18:28-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig Danny hop off my spot 12885 911769635279839232 2017-09-23 21:49:55-04 @ShaneGoldmacher Not my choice! Family dinner 12886 911767829036388352 2017-09-23 21:42:44-04 #mmmpeach https://t.co/kt9tlJh9tV 12887 911765354820653056 2017-09-23 21:32:55-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 are you releasing it as a rec-porg 12888 911726883275862021 2017-09-23 19:00:02-04 There are so many good ratios right now. What a great time to be on Twitter. 12889 911726237592285184 2017-09-23 18:57:28-04 @eleventhirtyate seems about right 12890 911725634942046209 2017-09-23 18:55:05-04 @heathdwilliams @semirose @nicolecieux i am so furious 12891 911725133890506753 2017-09-23 18:53:05-04 @heathdwilliams @semirose @nicolecieux horrible 12892 911724920358494209 2017-09-23 18:52:14-04 @heathdwilliams @semirose @nicolecieux do me do me 12893 911720568327688192 2017-09-23 18:34:57-04 @APBBlue Right!? 12894 911719905178931201 2017-09-23 18:32:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig is this the new name for episode viii 12895 911719188527542273 2017-09-23 18:29:28-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig lol dodo 12896 911715751458897920 2017-09-23 18:15:48-04 @nycsouthpaw https://t.co/1uVBGmBoDF 12897 911711424329781248 2017-09-23 17:58:36-04 @nycsouthpaw i didn't realize dogs could understand podcasts 12898 911704375625740289 2017-09-23 17:30:36-04 @bsdtectr @ddiamond no but I've seen him looking at it, the scamp 12899 911701443412930560 2017-09-23 17:18:57-04 Proud to work with @ddiamond, an amazing reporter and fairly good person https://t.co/pj0eCLE62a 12900 911669287676448773 2017-09-23 15:11:10-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 you're dubious 12901 911667845360168960 2017-09-23 15:05:26-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 maybe 12902 911666433448382464 2017-09-23 14:59:50-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 sex stuff 12903 911665566276096000 2017-09-23 14:56:23-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 ok 12904 911665433387913217 2017-09-23 14:55:51-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 so it's a sex dojo 12905 911665271844347906 2017-09-23 14:55:13-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 god damn it chuck 12906 911662020101115908 2017-09-23 14:42:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams okay heath you can zuv me 12907 911653519538651136 2017-09-23 14:08:31-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 zero zuvs, please 12908 911652329337835520 2017-09-23 14:03:47-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 you really shouldn't 12909 911651847303245825 2017-09-23 14:01:52-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 it me 12910 911651125782343680 2017-09-23 13:59:00-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates HOW IS THIS DOG EVEN REAL OMG 12911 911649397817081856 2017-09-23 13:52:08-04 @DannyPirtle19 @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate rude 12912 911614613338427392 2017-09-23 11:33:55-04 I love dogs so much https://t.co/mExf7enPzL https://t.co/9iyaLfiR9g 12913 911429868327489536 2017-09-22 23:19:48-04 @kristenkbates @bnystedt @nicolecieux @ladyofthewhills i think the ditty app is the essence of you in that it's absolutely horrendous but i can't look away 12914 911428427860897792 2017-09-22 23:14:05-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @bnystedt @ladyofthewhills kristen i hate this and yet it's so perfectly you 12915 911427907687288832 2017-09-22 23:12:01-04 Dan Diamond is so good https://t.co/v7WAWomoCT 12916 911423509833879552 2017-09-22 22:54:32-04 @tayhatmaker <3 12917 911422848610324480 2017-09-22 22:51:55-04 @tayhatmaker same 12918 911422719673212930 2017-09-22 22:51:24-04 @tayhatmaker i am guessing it all started with your frustration at not seeing me last weekend 12919 911422507047178241 2017-09-22 22:50:33-04 @tayhatmaker taylor laying down the freaking LAW 12920 911421486619070464 2017-09-22 22:46:30-04 @MikeIsaac scaraminion. thank you 12921 911421144082927617 2017-09-22 22:45:08-04 @thewolfe47 @darth @tayhatmaker all I do is troll darth 12922 911415689981898752 2017-09-22 22:23:28-04 @darth @tayhatmaker darth settle down, so thirsty 12923 911415467381858305 2017-09-22 22:22:35-04 @tayhatmaker ಠ_ಠ 12924 911415312968556544 2017-09-22 22:21:58-04 @tayhatmaker do you see me again 12925 911406581019025410 2017-09-22 21:47:16-04 My favorite part was when he pretended to be a guy turning in his gun to illustrate how Clinton would have abolished the Second Amendment. 12926 911374513715208192 2017-09-22 19:39:51-04 @ryanjreilly That'll go well. 12927 911368705627615232 2017-09-22 19:16:46-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates Omfg 12928 911368426886696960 2017-09-22 19:15:40-04 @heathdwilliams He just wanted to do justice things, Heath 12929 911367047887638529 2017-09-22 19:10:11-04 @heathdwilliams holy shit 12930 911364498740654080 2017-09-22 19:00:03-04 "The image...shows the diminutive Jedi Master sitting beside King Faisal as he signs the UN Charter in 1945" https://t.co/fPxeV3Fj45 https://t.co/oUFbYfPTlj 12931 911349386764046337 2017-09-22 18:00:00-04 LOOK AT THESE DOGS https://t.co/WlcqpkIOJa 12932 911348929043816449 2017-09-22 17:58:11-04 @dnvolz Bus-ted 12933 911344901069078529 2017-09-22 17:42:11-04 @dnvolz I guess if you asked DHS they'd say it's not personal, just bus-iness 12934 911343800097935361 2017-09-22 17:37:48-04 I think I speak for every cyber reporter when I say, "Thank you, DHS." 5pm on a Friday. 12935 911342208292409349 2017-09-22 17:31:29-04 DHS notifies states that Russian hackers targeted during election: https://t.co/pniSlvsXqS Stay tuned for updates on the lucky winners. 12936 911340720941871104 2017-09-22 17:25:34-04 @Bing_Chris right!? 12937 911336545680060416 2017-09-22 17:08:58-04 @gregpinelo They got into systems in IL and AZ. But we already knew that. 12938 911334897628909568 2017-09-22 17:02:26-04 Minnesota and Washington too. https://t.co/5gpU0gQvIe https://t.co/ood4qx6kqu All three say attempts were unsuccessful. 12939 911328505861951488 2017-09-22 16:37:02-04 @JaredRizzi makes you think 12940 911327557211041797 2017-09-22 16:33:15-04 @NatashaBertrand "from Putin to women" 12941 911319687799218176 2017-09-22 16:01:59-04 @abwrig Congrats. You'll do allwright. 12942 911318722509524992 2017-09-22 15:58:09-04 @AshCrossan COOL 12943 911312858968985602 2017-09-22 15:34:51-04 @heathdwilliams heath 12944 911311082718941184 2017-09-22 15:27:48-04 @multitudeofgeek omg 12945 911308669123485696 2017-09-22 15:18:12-04 @ashleyfeinberg boomish 12946 911306852117417986 2017-09-22 15:10:59-04 @gregotto zactly 12947 911306487368179717 2017-09-22 15:09:32-04 @gregotto secrets are meant to be shared imo 12948 911305036549980161 2017-09-22 15:03:46-04 @ashleyfeinberg @WilliamTurton owned 12949 911304902839762949 2017-09-22 15:03:14-04 The backlash against this is going to be so lit. We'll get "Don't normalize Nazis!" AND "Hollywood attacks the alt-right!" 12950 911304096271003649 2017-09-22 15:00:02-04 This year's DC Comics TV universe crossover will be the heroes fighting their Nazi mirror universe twins. 2017. https://t.co/e4XeukJgXY 12951 911300846842982400 2017-09-22 14:47:07-04 @eleventhirtyate @nathanielhardy how rude 12952 911300471817719808 2017-09-22 14:45:38-04 @chaosbria @JHenwick OMG BRIA 12953 911296249407602688 2017-09-22 14:28:51-04 @JaredRizzi damn it I knew you were gonna say that 12954 911296144059371521 2017-09-22 14:28:26-04 @JaredRizzi you're terrible. I want an AAT and a full STAP escort 12955 911295818279383040 2017-09-22 14:27:08-04 @JaredRizzi I'm okay with an infrastructure bill if it means I can drive an AAT down Pennsylvania Avenue 12956 911294569563770880 2017-09-22 14:22:11-04 @aedwardslevy repeel https://t.co/HOweZnRyJT 12957 911291084650815489 2017-09-22 14:08:20-04 @baseballcrank @nycsouthpaw But McCain's point is that they should have started with regular order when they had time. 12958 911290613936611330 2017-09-22 14:06:27-04 @baseballcrank @nycsouthpaw If Republicans started with regular order *now*, yes. But what if they had started with regular order in January? 12959 911290123039526913 2017-09-22 14:04:30-04 @nycsouthpaw @baseballcrank What is his argument? Why would a bill ipso facto "have no prospect of a floor vote" simply because Congress invested a lot of work in it? 12960 911288995190935552 2017-09-22 14:00:02-04 "ideologues that do not want to see this specific population get any kind of opportunity for affordable coverage" https://t.co/XocSx4XbVY 12961 911287952726208518 2017-09-22 13:55:53-04 @ashleyfeinberg game over 12962 911280232015032320 2017-09-22 13:25:12-04 @ladyofthewhills EV-9D9 12963 911277183032807424 2017-09-22 13:13:05-04 @SarahJStowell @darth @molly_knight OMFG LOOK AT THOSE EYES 12964 911274160936144897 2017-09-22 13:01:05-04 @EWAEmily @darth mister jones i want to pet you 12965 911273903015817216 2017-09-22 13:00:03-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/p5JRS7fWsK 12966 911272336111865859 2017-09-22 12:53:50-04 @LaneWinree @TheApexFan brian............thank's 12967 911272279874654210 2017-09-22 12:53:36-04 @ThatChrisA @TheApexFan folks 12968 911271371438792710 2017-09-22 12:50:00-04 @Hello_Tailor I agree 12969 911268674039894016 2017-09-22 12:39:17-04 @RachAClark oh my god 12970 911266693288284160 2017-09-22 12:31:24-04 @manraysky @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan looking forward to seeing you at NYCC! 12971 911266416791314432 2017-09-22 12:30:18-04 @manraysky @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan THANK YOU kristen 12972 911265570867294209 2017-09-22 12:26:57-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig maybe? 12973 911265433348603904 2017-09-22 12:26:24-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams okay bff i will drink water instead 12974 911265402306596864 2017-09-22 12:26:17-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig heath i swear to god if you don't let me meet eliot 12975 911265355619815424 2017-09-22 12:26:05-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig YES PLEASE 12976 911265265496838145 2017-09-22 12:25:44-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan it's great 12977 911264903696080901 2017-09-22 12:24:18-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan Or instead I could come and we could have fun 12978 911263994010316800 2017-09-22 12:20:41-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig Awful 12979 911263765794082816 2017-09-22 12:19:46-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig I drink...ginger ale 12980 911263326981754880 2017-09-22 12:18:02-04 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams owned 12981 911262815146725379 2017-09-22 12:16:00-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig what about me bff 12982 911258798311931905 2017-09-22 12:00:02-04 I would very much like Congress to start paying attention to the "pending disaster" that is DC's flood vulnerability https://t.co/VUeOlXM3nD https://t.co/Q5fk2pYMio 12983 911257954627833861 2017-09-22 11:56:41-04 @pablohidalgo OMG @heathdwilliams 12984 911252642327924737 2017-09-22 11:35:34-04 @Susan_Hennessey interestingly, that link was added after the story had been up for a bit; screenshot I took earlier doesn't show it https://t.co/V0eK85Lz70 12985 911249143246540800 2017-09-22 11:21:40-04 @HowellONeill metaphors be with you 12986 911249069288382464 2017-09-22 11:21:22-04 @HowellONeill you're a metaphor 12987 911248951935938560 2017-09-22 11:20:54-04 @HowellONeill sorry I don't watch Futurama 12988 911248620778917888 2017-09-22 11:19:36-04 @HowellONeill is this a metaphor 12989 911244835851505664 2017-09-22 11:04:33-04 @JaredRizzi same 12990 911243788298981376 2017-09-22 11:00:23-04 @DeeGoots tfw you read the news https://t.co/FtcfmXV1fK 12991 911243707650854913 2017-09-22 11:00:04-04 Trump, Comey, McCabe, and Wray may all be in the same room next week. https://t.co/gfDwU0TyDN https://t.co/Lu5FKEHduZ 12992 911239891039784960 2017-09-22 10:44:54-04 @JaredRizzi @CillizzaCNN i bet you have a mean left hook 12993 911239135620468742 2017-09-22 10:41:54-04 @JaredRizzi @CillizzaCNN omg jared 12994 911235108664987648 2017-09-22 10:25:54-04 @dnvolz Rob Joyce's Twitter game is on fleek 12995 911221567308353536 2017-09-22 09:32:05-04 @VileZero Just awful 12996 911213505641979904 2017-09-22 09:00:03-04 A recipe for successful public policy https://t.co/qH11RSZX4r 12997 911207288999780353 2017-09-22 08:35:21-04 "This is an event without precedent." https://t.co/U50voqUhyN 12998 911197977603137536 2017-09-22 07:58:21-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov fine okay 12999 911197658395676674 2017-09-22 07:57:05-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov both of you stop this 13000 911197070161215488 2017-09-22 07:54:45-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov wait i don't understand 13001 911196791063941120 2017-09-22 07:53:38-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov oh I care about that 13002 911195828898975745 2017-09-22 07:49:49-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov no 13003 911194728883982336 2017-09-22 07:45:27-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig nobody cares what you think 13004 911194327854051328 2017-09-22 07:43:51-04 @ChuckWendig okay see you 13005 911193899611410432 2017-09-22 07:42:09-04 @ChuckWendig you took too long to reply, i win by default 13006 911070807404810241 2017-09-21 23:33:02-04 @NerdPyle @BlairBraverman @emperorpuprtine @darth all dogs are so good 13007 911070446321307648 2017-09-21 23:31:35-04 The Poe Dameron comic is good tbh https://t.co/eI8TZiprUt 13008 911056574533242885 2017-09-21 22:36:28-04 omg https://t.co/HBKa4AkMW9 13009 911056016992866304 2017-09-21 22:34:15-04 @soaringleap424 AGREED 13010 911055793268641792 2017-09-21 22:33:22-04 @soaringleap424 I EXTREMELY CANNOT 13011 911055670904016896 2017-09-21 22:32:53-04 @selenalarson i love her i love dogs 13012 911055536426242049 2017-09-21 22:32:21-04 @selenalarson I basically literally can't with this dog 13013 911055167465951233 2017-09-21 22:30:53-04 @ChuckWendig and thank god for that, am I right chuck 13014 911054627646427136 2017-09-21 22:28:44-04 @ChuckWendig no, that isn't going to become a thing 13015 911054435186552832 2017-09-21 22:27:58-04 @ChuckWendig well, don't 13016 911054241262968832 2017-09-21 22:27:12-04 @ChuckWendig yes. my pee-party sex-dojo. but then you had to make it weird 13017 911052606226780160 2017-09-21 22:20:42-04 @ChuckWendig God, I just can't with you 13018 911052492003266560 2017-09-21 22:20:15-04 @ChuckWendig YOU CAN'T JUST DO THAT 13019 911052019829542917 2017-09-21 22:18:22-04 @ChuckWendig Stop this 13020 911051431393800192 2017-09-21 22:16:02-04 @ashleyfeinberg @libbycwatson I blame Digby 13021 911051009916628992 2017-09-21 22:14:21-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck no 13022 911050485540573184 2017-09-21 22:12:16-04 @ChuckWendig come to my dojo 13023 911048313536950273 2017-09-21 22:03:39-04 @savkthom ty 13024 911047501620400128 2017-09-21 22:00:25-04 @heathdwilliams @clubjade @LaneWinree Agreed 13025 911047416094380033 2017-09-21 22:00:05-04 @santoroski There was a health care role too 13026 911046484988190720 2017-09-21 21:56:23-04 @BlairBraverman @darth @NerdPyle JEFF 13027 911046440935452674 2017-09-21 21:56:12-04 @savkthom I stand by it 13028 911043699680976896 2017-09-21 21:45:19-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan do you actually ... do anything 13029 911042731782426625 2017-09-21 21:41:28-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan Jfc Heath 13030 911040745229955072 2017-09-21 21:33:34-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan Well, I disagree 13031 911040375619547136 2017-09-21 21:32:06-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan God I hate this 13032 911038831742332929 2017-09-21 21:25:58-04 @AshCrossan Ok bff 13033 911038076440412160 2017-09-21 21:22:58-04 @AshCrossan ilu 13034 911038028835061761 2017-09-21 21:22:46-04 @AshCrossan Half yes 13035 911033863530565632 2017-09-21 21:06:13-04 @kristenkbates @AshCrossan Wat 13036 911032331707797506 2017-09-21 21:00:08-04 @AshCrossan It's "jif" 13037 911005092718968832 2017-09-21 19:11:54-04 @selenalarson No 13038 911004470707937282 2017-09-21 19:09:26-04 @selenalarson ...yes 13039 910992339325333504 2017-09-21 18:21:13-04 @petersagal @petridishes Does that make the Olympic Carrier the reconciliation bill? 13040 910990777165152256 2017-09-21 18:15:01-04 https://t.co/7pa6O8PpT9 13041 910990300222562304 2017-09-21 18:13:07-04 @davidu I can also add you to my Star Wars list if you want 13042 910984607364993024 2017-09-21 17:50:30-04 @missingwords ConMatts! 13043 910979451810349056 2017-09-21 17:30:01-04 Seriously! https://t.co/ynfx3RnVSi 13044 910973324704043008 2017-09-21 17:05:40-04 @TheApexFan Justin. 13045 910967362601590784 2017-09-21 16:41:58-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 13046 910967106157637632 2017-09-21 16:40:57-04 @tayhatmaker @monicariese @SlackHQ @DavidCovucci @AThousandGrams @LameLAmie @baggageclaimed language 13047 910966234480545797 2017-09-21 16:37:29-04 @monicariese C OMG N G R A T S 13048 910966166604079105 2017-09-21 16:37:13-04 @tayhatmaker omg queer mafia 13049 910965465471733760 2017-09-21 16:34:26-04 Strayer, who started Monday, will actually oversee the staff of *three* former high-level coordinators whose offices Tillerson is closing. https://t.co/dc9t0qeROd 13050 910964950734172161 2017-09-21 16:32:23-04 The State Dept has a new top cyber official: deputy asst sec @robstrayer, overseeing @C_Painter's former staff. https://t.co/bRPsuKbunO 13051 910949021983891458 2017-09-21 15:29:06-04 @petridishes @jesseberney @joshgondelman jesus 13052 910948517929156611 2017-09-21 15:27:05-04 @jesseberney @petridishes Petri and I are co-mayors of the Isle of Star Wars 13053 910948184758870016 2017-09-21 15:25:46-04 @petridishes omfg 13054 910945196044685312 2017-09-21 15:13:53-04 @libbycwatson I just can't deal with her face 13055 910927998588776448 2017-09-21 14:05:33-04 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan finally, you admit it 13056 910919052025106432 2017-09-21 13:30:00-04 FWIW, House Science Committee aide told me that the hearing was postponed because House Republicans scheduled a tax reform retreat for 9/27. 13057 910917944804331520 2017-09-21 13:25:36-04 Kaspersky CEO says he did not yet get the visa necessary to testify. https://t.co/Hj1CdyFP9q 13058 910911505779982336 2017-09-21 13:00:01-04 Huge. https://t.co/5W0ZjUVUi1 13059 910902311303729152 2017-09-21 12:23:29-04 Hearing was supposed to be September 27. Kaspersky CEO said he would testify if he could get an expedited visa. Unclear if that happened. 13060 910901549546819584 2017-09-21 12:20:27-04 House Science has postponed its Kaspersky hearing "due to scheduling conflicts." 13061 910896403257479168 2017-09-21 12:00:00-04 This is good and matches what I've heard for months. Not a big surprise, though. There are cyber professionals to do this work now. https://t.co/XEkVx6NCOM 13062 910881318581436416 2017-09-21 11:00:04-04 I know I'm late to this, but you really have to read @eosnos's account of his trip to North Korea. https://t.co/o7Y67n6tF7 https://t.co/P9Rf9LPxgh 13063 910863789830037504 2017-09-21 09:50:25-04 @timothypmurphy Is this Spicer or Damore 13064 910858669922951168 2017-09-21 09:30:04-04 NSA still pushing for new encryption standards, international community still worried about them, Reuters reports: https://t.co/ma6eW3CDpg https://t.co/UbqrBMY2ZX 13065 910853254262722561 2017-09-21 09:08:33-04 @MarisaKabas rest in grease 13066 910853140131573760 2017-09-21 09:08:06-04 @MarisaKabas marisa 13067 910852935264940032 2017-09-21 09:07:17-04 @MarisaKabas impossible 13068 910842549551734785 2017-09-21 08:26:01-04 @RosieGray Spicer would like to be excluded from this narrative 13069 910697605176463361 2017-09-20 22:50:03-04 @erikmal no that's not 13070 910697325831606274 2017-09-20 22:48:57-04 @erikmal do you want me to do a cyber influence campaign for you 13071 910696415290167296 2017-09-20 22:45:19-04 @soaringleap424 tfw someone tells me they "don't like puns" https://t.co/8YxRhUPfoO 13072 910695062501302278 2017-09-20 22:39:57-04 @LorenRaeDeJ to be fair, we also have no undersecretary of state for africa 13073 910692053926989824 2017-09-20 22:28:00-04 @soaringleap424 yes all cats must be safe 13074 910691446986039297 2017-09-20 22:25:35-04 @soaringleap424 She is done with this shit 13075 910691319403728896 2017-09-20 22:25:05-04 @pweatherfieldd @darth Ahahahaha I love dogs 13076 910691266534543360 2017-09-20 22:24:52-04 @soaringleap424 THAT FACE 13077 910686120605835264 2017-09-20 22:04:25-04 @erikmal I mean, citation needed on that one 13078 910686013462327296 2017-09-20 22:03:59-04 @ChuckWendig Good night Hellspawn 13079 910685551359070208 2017-09-20 22:02:09-04 @erikmal sorry. i could buy it and then burn it and do an instagram video! would that work 13080 910685488528445440 2017-09-20 22:01:54-04 @ChuckWendig i am deleting my account 13081 910685014211272704 2017-09-20 22:00:01-04 oh sure but when I wear Chewbacca socks I get beaten up on the playground https://t.co/V2KYYsn2ge 13082 910684461595086849 2017-09-20 21:57:50-04 @ChuckWendig don't do this 13083 910684391785025536 2017-09-20 21:57:33-04 @erikmal oh shit i can't read tho 13084 910684190622003200 2017-09-20 21:56:45-04 @erikmal if i buy your book will you give me special dispensation to tweet 13085 910683268101656576 2017-09-20 21:53:05-04 @ChuckWendig there's just honestly no reason why you should exist 13086 910682297732616192 2017-09-20 21:49:14-04 @ChuckWendig you're just unbelievable 13087 910678438247313409 2017-09-20 21:33:53-04 @kelseylh Don't ruin this for me 13088 910677466275995650 2017-09-20 21:30:02-04 KESSEL https://t.co/nyFKBSolzN 13089 910676753902919680 2017-09-20 21:27:12-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck, look at my Twitter profile 13090 910675665128697857 2017-09-20 21:22:52-04 @ChuckWendig Because it's my name 13091 910675586158354432 2017-09-20 21:22:33-04 @John_Hudson Why even say this 13092 910675417702522881 2017-09-20 21:21:53-04 @ChuckWendig That's deeply offensive 13093 910674650224525312 2017-09-20 21:18:50-04 @ChuckWendig But why not 13094 910674326155923456 2017-09-20 21:17:33-04 @ChuckWendig Why not "Eric" 13095 910674234900406273 2017-09-20 21:17:11-04 @ChuckWendig What! 13096 910674128100888576 2017-09-20 21:16:46-04 @ChuckWendig How about "Eric" 13097 910672630063222784 2017-09-20 21:10:49-04 @nicolecieux The best 13098 910669909490786304 2017-09-20 21:00:00-04 Dang. https://t.co/PIjYHiJ06F 13099 910662362390130688 2017-09-20 20:30:01-04 omg https://t.co/20zqNefZAb 13100 910647265328541696 2017-09-20 19:30:01-04 Wow. Cisco says CCleaner backdoor was actually a targeted attack by "a possible unknown, sophisticated actor": https://t.co/XIztq1FK33 https://t.co/mH29hvcJEn 13101 910640153894547456 2017-09-20 19:01:46-04 @ljstella @ChuckWendig JFC 13102 910639718194450432 2017-09-20 19:00:02-04 Nambia is right next to Freedonia https://t.co/6O5aTVcYY8 13103 910635953278062592 2017-09-20 18:45:04-04 1. "every other international community"? 2. lol https://t.co/BsSe9rNdMG 13104 910635815084097538 2017-09-20 18:44:31-04 @ChuckWendig yes it is, it's your weird creepy semisexual nickname for me 13105 910635204687138816 2017-09-20 18:42:06-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump owned 13106 910632949380468736 2017-09-20 18:33:08-04 extremely normal https://t.co/JGbWfAYvUr 13107 910632060003536896 2017-09-20 18:29:36-04 @ChuckWendig Better than "Dave"? 13108 910631942160252934 2017-09-20 18:29:08-04 @ChuckWendig don't do this 13109 910627148855201793 2017-09-20 18:10:05-04 @NatashaBertrand Love that black caviar 13110 910624617366044672 2017-09-20 18:00:02-04 House Foreign Affairs holding State Dept reorg hearing next week. Suspect cyber will come up, given chairman's bill. https://t.co/ErrNy0BLNI https://t.co/HMtFSRicwG 13111 910613572824240131 2017-09-20 17:16:08-04 капельная капельная капельная https://t.co/zwES3NFKCi https://t.co/b07CN9plEe 13112 910610249698160646 2017-09-20 17:02:56-04 @aedwardslevy @jesseberney @MarisaKabas you're not good for the jews 13113 910609519620669440 2017-09-20 17:00:02-04 seems legit https://t.co/Vit1z2MXnP 13114 910608645259481089 2017-09-20 16:56:33-04 @jesseberney @MarisaKabas f u 13115 910602829664079872 2017-09-20 16:33:27-04 @nicolecieux but I was just about to get married 13116 910600340856336384 2017-09-20 16:23:34-04 @soaringleap424 i forgive you but only bc buddy is so good 13117 910600282500943873 2017-09-20 16:23:20-04 @kateconger @riptari omg 13118 910598754289451011 2017-09-20 16:17:15-04 @kateconger jesus 13119 910598690099929089 2017-09-20 16:17:00-04 @soaringleap424 more buddy pics 13120 910597605134077953 2017-09-20 16:12:41-04 @soaringleap424 you must have been like "same" 13121 910597394168991746 2017-09-20 16:11:51-04 @soaringleap424 OMG BUDDY 13122 910596303159267328 2017-09-20 16:07:31-04 @soaringleap424 awwww 13123 910595930663129088 2017-09-20 16:06:02-04 @soaringleap424 OMG 13124 910594426006917120 2017-09-20 16:00:03-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/5ryf6qcNRh 13125 910589691040321536 2017-09-20 15:41:14-04 @ASankin smh 13126 910586958648311813 2017-09-20 15:30:23-04 @ASankin wait is that a person? 13127 910586869582258177 2017-09-20 15:30:02-04 Fairly confident that the sun will burn out before I hear back from OMB and DHS NPPD about the status of these FOIAs. 13128 910586537607417856 2017-09-20 15:28:43-04 @tayhatmaker ah, to be a woman in tech 13129 910586382963417088 2017-09-20 15:28:06-04 @ASankin shoulda gone with Luke 13130 910582535477956608 2017-09-20 15:12:48-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw i can't, she sent me her own restraining order 13131 910582391839903744 2017-09-20 15:12:14-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw oh hey that reminds me, mine expired, you need to send a new one 13132 910582156375810050 2017-09-20 15:11:18-04 @katienotopoulos @relates god damn i love twitter 13133 910581429947518976 2017-09-20 15:08:25-04 @sahilkapur @jbarro i hope your account has deletion insurance 13134 910581189160955904 2017-09-20 15:07:27-04 @nycsouthpaw Is this the biggest ratio ever? I think it might be. 13135 910579313900228609 2017-09-20 15:00:00-04 Some guy named Robert Mueller wants to know what the heck was up with all those Russia things Trump did. https://t.co/4vGAvOALiB https://t.co/0YRjH9NFz4 13136 910575934008446976 2017-09-20 14:46:35-04 @soaringleap424 13137 910574517470326785 2017-09-20 14:40:57-04 @selenalarson thank god 13138 910574048953987079 2017-09-20 14:39:05-04 @soaringleap424 she's saving her energy so she can bolt when you let her out 13139 910573607486656514 2017-09-20 14:37:20-04 @soaringleap424 make the vet come to her 13140 910573383280144386 2017-09-20 14:36:26-04 @soaringleap424 omg the poor thing 13141 910573100856692739 2017-09-20 14:35:19-04 @soaringleap424 NOOOOO 13142 910570092873822209 2017-09-20 14:23:22-04 @soaringleap424 can u take a pic of when u tell her she's going to the vet 13143 910569511237144576 2017-09-20 14:21:03-04 @soaringleap424 she must be protected 13144 910568883047866371 2017-09-20 14:18:33-04 @soaringleap424 ALEX NO IT WILL BE OK 13145 910566926912548867 2017-09-20 14:10:47-04 @lourdesgnavarro @darth @NPRWeekend @PetsToLove omg this little face 13146 910565587214053381 2017-09-20 14:05:28-04 @ebfavs @darth @jonfavs @TVietor08 @jonlovett @wickish @PodSaveAmerica omfg 13147 910564703604297728 2017-09-20 14:01:57-04 @ddiamond can we get a fact check here? https://t.co/Xj1E6hmhr5 13148 910564226837626882 2017-09-20 14:00:03-04 The entire island. https://t.co/0mMdj32Slw 13149 910563538774749188 2017-09-20 13:57:19-04 @sarahjeong oh no 13150 910562313249443840 2017-09-20 13:52:27-04 @aabramson @maggieNYT Well, he did say GOP, not Trump 13151 910559976984334338 2017-09-20 13:43:10-04 @caleweissman @MarisaKabas christ on a sea urchin 13152 910556556034441216 2017-09-20 13:29:34-04 @chaosbria what's the big quesadeal 13153 910554258294140929 2017-09-20 13:20:27-04 @heathdwilliams @ 13154 910552921733033984 2017-09-20 13:15:08-04 @JaredRizzi @darth wow 13155 910552471306678273 2017-09-20 13:13:21-04 @darth i don't know darth i only played the star wars rpg 13156 910551576871399424 2017-09-20 13:09:47-04 @darth talk about chaotic evil tbh darth 13157 910549569150312449 2017-09-20 13:01:49-04 @Bing_Chris chris 13158 910549133471166470 2017-09-20 13:00:05-04 Unreal. https://t.co/oFKgcwGyow 13159 910545139138953216 2017-09-20 12:44:12-04 @ashleyfeinberg MORALIZED AN ISSUE 13160 910536073759076352 2017-09-20 12:08:11-04 @AshleyEngelman my thinking as well ashley 13161 910531567415697409 2017-09-20 11:50:17-04 @mrbowers @heathdwilliams Hahahaha 13162 910507131769643014 2017-09-20 10:13:11-04 @timstarks ❤️ 13163 910506049962160128 2017-09-20 10:08:53-04 Iranian-backed hackers working to boost country's economic standing, new @FireEye research shows: https://t.co/t8IAhEAcJ8 13164 910503824741113856 2017-09-20 10:00:02-04 Wow. From Politico's new polling landing page. https://t.co/fmWl2hyuJm https://t.co/uz8xJV4RpH 13165 910337724753866752 2017-09-19 23:00:01-04 https://t.co/xVKiuz3pdf 13166 910331979685679104 2017-09-19 22:37:11-04 @kristenkbates sad! 13167 910330810460512256 2017-09-19 22:32:32-04 I know this news is a few hours old already. I just wanted to do the acrostic. 13168 910330738779787270 2017-09-19 22:32:15-04 @varshaoforange hmm 13169 910330174981464065 2017-09-19 22:30:01-04 M U E L L E ROSENSTEIN https://t.co/vPvmTwzavr https://t.co/4tCthXqaUL 13170 910329117979168769 2017-09-19 22:25:49-04 @Olivianuzzi there are gonna be baby truthers now 13171 910328681314349056 2017-09-19 22:24:05-04 @manraysky @kristenkbates did I? 13172 910328632933052416 2017-09-19 22:23:53-04 @ArrogantHair what...in the world 13173 910328605997174785 2017-09-19 22:23:47-04 @kristenkbates I could push Myrtle into the middle of Fifth Avenue and watch her get hit by a car and I wouldn't lose voters 13174 910327414928134145 2017-09-19 22:19:03-04 @kristenkbates we will build a great wall and gatsby will pay for it, he will give it some of his greatness so it will be great, it will be a wall 13175 910327155539812352 2017-09-19 22:18:01-04 @kristenkbates make gatsby great again 13176 910327136464056321 2017-09-19 22:17:57-04 @manraysky @kristenkbates you're so mean 13177 910326601740640258 2017-09-19 22:15:49-04 @kristenkbates i have read it 13178 910326440423542785 2017-09-19 22:15:11-04 @morningmoneyben suddenly i feel less special 13179 910325966047727619 2017-09-19 22:13:18-04 @kristenkbates honestly i'm okay being bamboozled rn, anything to get out of this thread 13180 910325661847494656 2017-09-19 22:12:05-04 @kristenkbates i really don't think that's how anatomy works 13181 910325582927482880 2017-09-19 22:11:46-04 @pbump this is fake 13182 910325482645868545 2017-09-19 22:11:22-04 @manraysky @kristenkbates ugh not you again! 13183 910325453554094081 2017-09-19 22:11:15-04 @kristenkbates that's not even physically possible kristen 13184 910324904746242048 2017-09-19 22:09:04-04 @kristenkbates kristen 13185 910324803550285824 2017-09-19 22:08:40-04 @brianwright95 oh yeah I clicked 13186 910324594107707392 2017-09-19 22:07:50-04 @dnvolz wow, I really thought Hannity understood this situation until now 13187 910323126764019718 2017-09-19 22:02:01-04 @webster i like this 13188 910322866503155717 2017-09-19 22:00:59-04 @brianwright95 is this a phishing, are you russia 13189 910322163114299394 2017-09-19 21:58:11-04 @TimCushing lol 13190 910321971526762496 2017-09-19 21:57:25-04 @brianwright95 he's probably eating whatever red pandas eat for dinner 13191 910321809089757184 2017-09-19 21:56:46-04 @hellertime instantly 13192 910321790093840385 2017-09-19 21:56:42-04 @brianwright95 brian... 13193 910321704173490176 2017-09-19 21:56:21-04 @nicolecieux omg 13194 910321537735159809 2017-09-19 21:55:42-04 should I open these PDFs, they sound pretty important https://t.co/BunqocgcYc 13195 910321071643152384 2017-09-19 21:53:51-04 @brianwright95 @darth yes hello did someone order a cyber expert 13196 910307523147603968 2017-09-19 21:00:00-04 Twitter is good sometimes https://t.co/bFb5EvTYiC 13197 910299975254495232 2017-09-19 20:30:01-04 this website is free https://t.co/QyhX9RFVkf 13198 910292426899648512 2017-09-19 20:00:01-04 same https://t.co/30tUhy5hRN 13199 910284874908602377 2017-09-19 19:30:01-04 https://t.co/sKjiV4v8Ho https://t.co/jXOFg8MZX6 13200 910277336859271170 2017-09-19 19:00:03-04 #spacecarrot https://t.co/qsOZI04LPg 13201 910274896491577344 2017-09-19 18:50:22-04 @jbordeaux @davidmanheim the quote literally shows it 13202 910273475205648384 2017-09-19 18:44:43-04 @jbordeaux @davidmanheim That's not my area. Was only commenting on her specific if/then assumption. 13203 910272771405598727 2017-09-19 18:41:55-04 @jbordeaux @davidmanheim My argument is that while there may have been collusion, assuming collusion purely from timing of Podesta dump is nonsense 13204 910272071611162624 2017-09-19 18:39:08-04 @jbordeaux @davidmanheim nothing you just said disputes my previous point 13205 910271545511174144 2017-09-19 18:37:03-04 @jbordeaux @davidmanheim It really isn't. 13206 910268608709832705 2017-09-19 18:25:22-04 @desertTukut Who said it was a coincidence? 13207 910268046396334081 2017-09-19 18:23:08-04 @FutureBoy Oh my god Chris 13208 910267770536910851 2017-09-19 18:22:03-04 @cwarzel Perlberg'd 13209 910267332391505921 2017-09-19 18:20:18-04 @davidmanheim Who knows if it happened. My point is that assuming it happened for this reason makes zero sense. 13210 910267221942898688 2017-09-19 18:19:52-04 @bryaneward @AshCrossan I feel so many things rn 13211 910266195802312705 2017-09-19 18:15:47-04 @clubjade Lol kids today am I right 13212 910265980835778560 2017-09-19 18:14:56-04 @DoghouseDano Grande si vrai 13213 910265808374378498 2017-09-19 18:14:15-04 @justinjm1 Well yes. I was granting her point that understanding the tape's significance required a nuanced view of American politics. But yeah. 13214 910265161851850752 2017-09-19 18:11:41-04 @justinjm1 Even then. I mean c'mon, studying American politics is all some people in the FSB do! 13215 910264599609581568 2017-09-19 18:09:27-04 There's just no reason to believe that this must be true. 13216 910262227319627776 2017-09-19 18:00:01-04 I continue to be amazed that people (including Clinton here) take this as a given. https://t.co/3zjC5dBJ7E https://t.co/VLDr8XKrQk 13217 910259390430707712 2017-09-19 17:48:45-04 @clubjade Didn't realize we were talking about people who became pro writers to only write SW 13218 910258390781300736 2017-09-19 17:44:46-04 @clubjade because they want to become a pro writer? 13219 910252568625922048 2017-09-19 17:21:38-04 @tayhatmaker @kateconger @TechCrunch spokesmaker* 13220 910252237263458306 2017-09-19 17:20:19-04 @tayhatmaker @inafried u r such a creeper i love u 13221 910251948934418432 2017-09-19 17:19:10-04 @kateconger @TechCrunch omfg 13222 910250832993636352 2017-09-19 17:14:44-04 @hownottodraw @NoTheOtherLeft no tweet will be better than this 13223 910249883659096065 2017-09-19 17:10:58-04 @ItsReallyNick TIL 13224 910247766315737096 2017-09-19 17:02:33-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @mrbowers bowers follow me 13225 910247129272209408 2017-09-19 17:00:01-04 didn't know sandwiches could cure rashes https://t.co/eGyq54DXXW 13226 910246875462324230 2017-09-19 16:59:01-04 @eleventhirtyate plot twist: the entire audience is wookiees 13227 910246721850155010 2017-09-19 16:58:24-04 @eleventhirtyate and then both teams should eat the spectators 13228 910243890447486978 2017-09-19 16:47:09-04 @Olivianuzzi l'chaim 13229 910239582830067712 2017-09-19 16:30:02-04 Worth 1,000 words https://t.co/0ekX0VuTow 13230 910234310195769347 2017-09-19 16:09:05-04 @josephfcox Better yes. Good? IDK. 13231 910233434316050433 2017-09-19 16:05:36-04 @josephfcox the leaks though 13232 910232037277048832 2017-09-19 16:00:03-04 They might just not want to do it that way, since it might make more noise https://t.co/9OzB0np7lr 13233 910230041149214725 2017-09-19 15:52:07-04 @heathdwilliams r u sure 13234 910230031137492992 2017-09-19 15:52:05-04 @EricDKoch @DelReyStarWars @claudiagray lolol 13235 910229877202223104 2017-09-19 15:51:28-04 @DelReyStarWars @claudiagray they've qui-gone and done it 13236 910229785766449152 2017-09-19 15:51:06-04 @heathdwilliams is that the silhouette of zuvio 13237 910224481108484096 2017-09-19 15:30:02-04 Read and #FF ----> https://t.co/YVOZV5lyG1 13238 910223424794120192 2017-09-19 15:25:50-04 @ashleyfeinberg @splinter_news every dollar counts 13239 910222787570266114 2017-09-19 15:23:18-04 @ashleyfeinberg @splinter_news this is why I pay my monthly Splinter subscription 13240 910221720933601283 2017-09-19 15:19:04-04 @ARothWP @NatashaBertrand convincing af 13241 910216946963988480 2017-09-19 15:00:05-04 "I ordered yet another iced tea, and continued typing away, as Mr. Cobb and Mr. Dowd delved deeper, not paying me any mind." https://t.co/hTYo2weVdc 13242 910215026061008897 2017-09-19 14:52:27-04 @tayhatmaker @kateconger did you rush the stage to pet the pup 13243 910214493237600256 2017-09-19 14:50:20-04 @DanielKennedyDK @heathdwilliams daniel, you're one of the good ones 13244 910213398352351232 2017-09-19 14:45:59-04 @kateconger ahahahahaha 13245 910212871866503168 2017-09-19 14:43:54-04 @AliWatkins are you sure, because julian assange said 13246 910211547527569409 2017-09-19 14:38:38-04 @kristenkbates hey keerstayn good tweets 2day 13247 910209377071706113 2017-09-19 14:30:01-04 ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ https://t.co/S5SZoy3zdE 13248 910201838363844608 2017-09-19 14:00:03-04 "Trump Administration Rejects Study Showing Positive Impact of Refugees" https://t.co/zJabLHAm22 https://t.co/FbklI2gNaY 13249 910201179514294273 2017-09-19 13:57:26-04 @blakejp @heathdwilliams omfg this is so good 13250 910201014858452992 2017-09-19 13:56:47-04 @kristenkbates you say, boom de gasser! 13251 910200730878976001 2017-09-19 13:55:39-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams agreed 13252 910199868181876737 2017-09-19 13:52:13-04 @kristenkbates maybe weesa beein friends 13253 910199143003512836 2017-09-19 13:49:21-04 @kristenkbates weesa free, tho 13254 910198598083776512 2017-09-19 13:47:11-04 @kristenkbates i love it and i always will 13255 910196240603910145 2017-09-19 13:37:49-04 @libbycwatson this photo is one of the greatest things twitter has produced 13256 910195817432195073 2017-09-19 13:36:08-04 @Olivianuzzi yes 13257 910195550997360640 2017-09-19 13:35:04-04 @Olivianuzzi no, never tweet 13258 910195214534529024 2017-09-19 13:33:44-04 @darth @jessicaplautz @Nicole_Cliffe bien sur 13259 910191502990684161 2017-09-19 13:18:59-04 @kristenkbates @CMWAshby @mrbowers @Wanderlustin i want to die 13260 910190466565640194 2017-09-19 13:14:52-04 @CMWAshby @mrbowers @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin well, I don't know who that is, so 13261 910190251485925378 2017-09-19 13:14:01-04 @kateconger @tayhatmaker yes taylor run on stage and pet the pupper 13262 910190095608795142 2017-09-19 13:13:23-04 @tayhatmaker extreme good pup 13263 910189918911127552 2017-09-19 13:12:41-04 @JennyENicholson BB-8, Lando, Rey, Wicket 13264 910189512382468096 2017-09-19 13:11:04-04 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @CMWAshby @Wanderlustin why do this 13265 910189483970228224 2017-09-19 13:10:58-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw why this 13266 910188034532003841 2017-09-19 13:05:12-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw Un-believable 13267 910187791262392321 2017-09-19 13:04:14-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw jesus 13268 910187711155310593 2017-09-19 13:03:55-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @CMWAshby @Wanderlustin i loathe you 13269 910187217099935744 2017-09-19 13:01:57-04 @heathdwilliams @CMWAshby @mrbowers @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin fuck 13270 910187100837888000 2017-09-19 13:01:29-04 @CMWAshby @mrbowers @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin CHARLIE 13271 910187024447045635 2017-09-19 13:01:11-04 @mrbowers @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin Eric on a ... Deck? 13272 910186995032498176 2017-09-19 13:01:04-04 @mrbowers @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin Geller on a ... Carrier? What? 13273 910186741167992832 2017-09-19 13:00:04-04 lol https://t.co/dqqprnCaRY 13274 910186492047261696 2017-09-19 12:59:04-04 @mrbowers @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin Rang on Bang? 13275 910173993394720768 2017-09-19 12:09:24-04 @mediavandal @AshCrossan JESUS 13276 910173717115883521 2017-09-19 12:08:19-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @mrbowers it is not 13277 910172390394646533 2017-09-19 12:03:02-04 @kristenkbates you're scaring me 13278 910172270773067779 2017-09-19 12:02:34-04 @kristenkbates without question, no 13279 910172147632558080 2017-09-19 12:02:04-04 @kristenkbates never 13280 910171823689670658 2017-09-19 12:00:47-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @mrbowers folks 13281 910171774867968001 2017-09-19 12:00:35-04 @kristenkbates nah 13282 910171638435639296 2017-09-19 12:00:03-04 #goals https://t.co/Bhus6CKgNF 13283 910171409292423168 2017-09-19 11:59:08-04 @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @bnystedt OWNED 13284 910171332356096000 2017-09-19 11:58:50-04 @kristenkbates n 13285 910170772202835968 2017-09-19 11:56:36-04 @kristenkbates ah, but i do not 13286 910170737234923520 2017-09-19 11:56:28-04 @SarahDemp @kristenkbates why not 13287 910170334933999616 2017-09-19 11:54:52-04 @kristenkbates i sure don't 13288 910170146844631040 2017-09-19 11:54:07-04 @kristenkbates no ya meanie 13289 910169978711805958 2017-09-19 11:53:27-04 @kristenkbates no it isn't 13290 910168407672332288 2017-09-19 11:47:13-04 @heathdwilliams @clubjade @AshCrossan smfh 13291 910168383332773888 2017-09-19 11:47:07-04 @clubjade @AshCrossan omfg 13292 910168359093841920 2017-09-19 11:47:01-04 @SarahDemp @kristenkbates perish 13293 910168172266913792 2017-09-19 11:46:17-04 @AshCrossan i'm getting this 13294 910166546634481665 2017-09-19 11:39:49-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates no 13295 910166493127725056 2017-09-19 11:39:36-04 @kristenkbates omfg 13296 910165431163527169 2017-09-19 11:35:23-04 amazing https://t.co/6cZ9iYeKMd 13297 909964166986911745 2017-09-18 22:15:38-04 Big: Senate passes defense policy bill with govt-wide Kaspersky ban, IT modernization program as amendments: https://t.co/1syWfMOxiA 13298 908162713750261760 2017-09-13 22:57:18-04 https://t.co/vpF7wzLTLQ 13299 909190230036512768 2017-09-16 19:00:17-04 I found Twitter in San Francisco. https://t.co/272Eq5YYbY 13300 910162744879538176 2017-09-19 11:24:43-04 @kristenkbates you should fleefloo 13301 910159141745954816 2017-09-19 11:10:23-04 @MeganStifel i was hoping, but alas 13302 910159006240559105 2017-09-19 11:09:51-04 @kristenkbates sure it is harmfle 13303 910158689495142400 2017-09-19 11:08:36-04 @kristenkbates not much just chillin glargleglarg 13304 910158241623105537 2017-09-19 11:06:49-04 @kristenkbates damn it collander 13305 910157364392792064 2017-09-19 11:03:20-04 @kristenkbates yes it does kalumvula 13306 910156567055683584 2017-09-19 11:00:10-04 @kristenkbates karina yes 13307 910156548298571776 2017-09-19 11:00:05-04 Yikes. Great detail-filled story by @josephfcox. https://t.co/mTYagu1JKM 13308 910156347160875008 2017-09-19 10:59:17-04 @kristenkbates worth it 13309 910155341689745408 2017-09-19 10:55:17-04 @OMGgemma yes 13310 910154642440548357 2017-09-19 10:52:31-04 @OMGgemma send the pups to space 13311 910153688399966208 2017-09-19 10:48:43-04 @OMGgemma fair, gemma, fair 13312 910153285637754886 2017-09-19 10:47:07-04 True, it would be bad if North Korea nuked the world into oblivion, but at least we wouldn't have to read Twitter anymore. 13313 910150169131352064 2017-09-19 10:34:44-04 @morningmoneyben Elton John is my favorite Beatle 13314 910149781460328448 2017-09-19 10:33:12-04 Did this really just happen? https://t.co/3O9T8I83Na 13315 910147557418045440 2017-09-19 10:24:22-04 @LorenRaeDeJ If you think about it, "Mattis has something in his pocket and he's not telling anyone what it is" sounds pretty dirty 13316 910147511435825153 2017-09-19 10:24:11-04 @heathdwilliams I love you 13317 910141439606173697 2017-09-19 10:00:03-04 What could possibly go wrong https://t.co/Uhn5jEgJwK 13318 910135134325702658 2017-09-19 09:35:00-04 @razhael lol 13319 910134607357644800 2017-09-19 09:32:54-04 @brianonthescene @heathdwilliams @brian_nov Heath do it Then do Dug on a Rug 13320 910126986869248000 2017-09-19 09:02:37-04 @HowellONeill awkward 13321 910126332809420801 2017-09-19 09:00:01-04 Political campaigns prep for battle with hackers: https://t.co/FyGs5fLoqi Good story by @DanielStrauss4 and @PoliticoScott 13322 910124403933024256 2017-09-19 08:52:21-04 @kristenkbates @Target @starwars you should have made the zuvio one your prof pic tho 13323 910123392401059847 2017-09-19 08:48:20-04 @RobertMaguire_ @kenvogel @maggieNYT this is amazing 13324 910122925461770241 2017-09-19 08:46:29-04 @kristenkbates @Target @starwars i love this 13325 910122006015877120 2017-09-19 08:42:50-04 @heathdwilliams Gungan on the Sphinx? 13326 910121331349426177 2017-09-19 08:40:09-04 @heathdwilliams Jar Jar on the Sphinx? 13327 910116703513833473 2017-09-19 08:21:45-04 @heathdwilliams this is the most disgusting thing i've ever read in my life 13328 910106329775329280 2017-09-19 07:40:32-04 me on my first day back at work after a vacation https://t.co/1fUuMr83nJ 13329 909914946367930368 2017-09-18 19:00:03-04 So, listen...there have been some changes... https://t.co/REvdHuacnv 13330 909899839579725824 2017-09-18 18:00:01-04 same https://t.co/T3dxy58AJf 13331 909877186147999744 2017-09-18 16:30:00-04 liberal democracy af https://t.co/UydS8HpFtd 13332 909871325937831937 2017-09-18 16:06:43-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @eliotnelson you monster 13333 909867319542861825 2017-09-18 15:50:48-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson I've tried, nothing works 13334 909867080056438785 2017-09-18 15:49:51-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @eliotnelson JFC 13335 909866869301096459 2017-09-18 15:49:00-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @eliotnelson If I delete Twitter I'll start convulsing 13336 909866179518492672 2017-09-18 15:46:16-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson I JUST GOT BACK FROM ONE 13337 909865607704739840 2017-09-18 15:44:00-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson just other days, really, period 13338 909865389886263296 2017-09-18 15:43:08-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson i want to die 13339 909864853870870528 2017-09-18 15:41:00-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson "i just wanted to ride his canoe" 13340 909864518209204225 2017-09-18 15:39:40-04 Happy 70th birthday! https://t.co/DIC07dJ511 13341 909864418342850560 2017-09-18 15:39:16-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson jesus christ 13342 909846060184539136 2017-09-18 14:26:19-04 @kateconger miss u 13343 909824355093368835 2017-09-18 13:00:04-04 "Equifax Stock Sales Are the Focus of U.S. Criminal Probe" https://t.co/Vc6vxdbuHn https://t.co/LGk0P2gz2j 13344 909813797875044357 2017-09-18 12:18:07-04 @eleventhirtyate I didn't believe you so I tried it and now I hate everything 13345 909813490793287681 2017-09-18 12:16:54-04 @eleventhirtyate ffs 13346 909813327349592070 2017-09-18 12:16:15-04 @tayhatmaker yespls 13347 909812148846710784 2017-09-18 12:11:34-04 @eleventhirtyate i hate you so much 13348 909812132505686017 2017-09-18 12:11:30-04 @tayhatmaker ya 13349 909809151378956288 2017-09-18 11:59:39-04 I think I'm jetlagged but I'm not sure. 13350 909808857127505920 2017-09-18 11:58:29-04 @eleventhirtyate it was me 13351 909582753573756928 2017-09-17 21:00:02-04 "NASA had a critical revelation early on: an astonishing discovery means nothing if the public only registers it as an abstraction." https://t.co/2ff3xQJdJz 13352 909567655375441926 2017-09-17 20:00:02-04 "...the effect in the room was like seeing a heart monitor flatline. There was a deep intake of breath, and then silence." https://t.co/lJJ5CP9BSr 13353 909561570413260801 2017-09-17 19:35:51-04 I hope you all win your Emmys tonight 13354 909557768176017408 2017-09-17 19:20:45-04 @IsaacDovere Glad they gave you my message 13355 909552548700442625 2017-09-17 19:00:00-04 I just saw this and omg https://t.co/SNgFEjUVkO 13356 909548992765190144 2017-09-17 18:45:53-04 @RachAClark bet they feel p dumb for not listening to you now 13357 909546971492343808 2017-09-17 18:37:51-04 @RachAClark they didn't cover sponsored posts in my sophomore year international relations class 13358 909538538126848005 2017-09-17 18:04:20-04 San Francisco. https://t.co/RvF4c5Tr1R 13359 909513531229331456 2017-09-17 16:24:58-04 @kristenkbates I will kill you 13360 909501341566775296 2017-09-17 15:36:32-04 Penguins!!!! https://t.co/SDsKv0OXVO 13361 909457788404768768 2017-09-17 12:43:28-04 @pbump You've been owned 13362 909457700974559232 2017-09-17 12:43:07-04 This website is free https://t.co/WuZOI0wOEA 13363 909454832364220416 2017-09-17 12:31:43-04 @ohheygreat Dat ear twitch 13364 909454786952519680 2017-09-17 12:31:32-04 @ohheygreat SUCH A GOOD DOG 13365 909449282771607552 2017-09-17 12:09:40-04 @ohheygreat !!!!!!! 13366 909448970245570563 2017-09-17 12:08:25-04 @ohheygreat Ya 13367 909448400029990913 2017-09-17 12:06:09-04 @ohheygreat Omg 13368 909447339231682560 2017-09-17 12:01:57-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin Kristen why are you like this 13369 909279397831598080 2017-09-17 00:54:36-04 @MarisaKabas Same always 13370 909279094050664448 2017-09-17 00:53:24-04 @MarisaKabas Seems normal 13371 909272428404019200 2017-09-17 00:26:55-04 Great to have dinner with @manraysky and her boytoy Pablo! https://t.co/VcyEN1JrmV 13372 909270086875095041 2017-09-17 00:17:36-04 "senior Story Group official" https://t.co/4lZDVVxKTI 13373 909156003341418496 2017-09-16 16:44:17-04 Uhhhh https://t.co/yKpIEWw9Pt 13374 909133346290024448 2017-09-16 15:14:15-04 @dnvolz @alfranken cyber angle 13375 909102546618171393 2017-09-16 13:11:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams Hmmm 13376 909101441389752320 2017-09-16 13:07:28-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @xenadd To you 13377 909098321100206080 2017-09-16 12:55:04-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @xenadd Ew your face 13378 908904068680007680 2017-09-16 00:03:11-04 @soaringleap424 That's so far away 13379 908903458840895488 2017-09-16 00:00:45-04 @soaringleap424 Ah yes 13380 908902921240141824 2017-09-15 23:58:37-04 @soaringleap424 OMG YOU HAVE TO 13381 908898752676560897 2017-09-15 23:42:03-04 @soaringleap424 I'm having a great time but there's so much to see I need to come back here soon! 13382 908895476124065792 2017-09-15 23:29:02-04 @soaringleap424 OKAY SOON 13383 908895368439459840 2017-09-15 23:28:36-04 @soaringleap424 Second one is actually literally too much 13384 908895252408188928 2017-09-15 23:28:09-04 @soaringleap424 HOLY SHIT 13385 908860864178020352 2017-09-15 21:11:30-04 @Wanderlustin i really love you so much 13386 908858310861848577 2017-09-15 21:01:21-04 @mrbowers @ladyofthewhills @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @lynnyneal @CMWAshby @admiraljello no i really didn't 13387 908857945810649088 2017-09-15 20:59:54-04 @admiraljello @mrbowers @ladyofthewhills @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @lynnyneal @CMWAshby canoe not 13388 908857823374667777 2017-09-15 20:59:25-04 @mrbowers @ladyofthewhills @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @lynnyneal @CMWAshby @admiraljello please remove me from this thread 13389 908856799360466944 2017-09-15 20:55:21-04 @ChuckWendig @maxpalas i hate this and i hate all of you 13390 908852760094793729 2017-09-15 20:39:18-04 @maxpalas @ChuckWendig HOLY SHIT JESUS 13391 908852069888540672 2017-09-15 20:36:33-04 @kristenkbates @ladyofthewhills @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @lynnyneal @CMWAshby @admiraljello damn it 13392 908851709979398145 2017-09-15 20:35:07-04 @kristenkbates @ladyofthewhills @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @lynnyneal @CMWAshby @admiraljello you are obsessed with me 13393 908851649967296512 2017-09-15 20:34:53-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @ladyofthewhills @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @lynnyneal @CMWAshby @admiraljello GOOD GOD 13394 908839621399764992 2017-09-15 19:47:05-04 @eleventhirtyate @AshCrossan Don't do this 13395 908839453141090304 2017-09-15 19:46:25-04 @eleventhirtyate @AshCrossan My hips are fab 13396 908837891966562304 2017-09-15 19:40:13-04 @sparksjls @CentrolinaDC @soaringleap424 Omg happy birthday!!! 13397 908837811893108736 2017-09-15 19:39:54-04 @eleventhirtyate @AshCrossan Sign me up 13398 908835751894278144 2017-09-15 19:31:43-04 @tayhatmaker I am staying with our good friends the O'Narsons 13399 908835447278731264 2017-09-15 19:30:30-04 @tayhatmaker TAYLOR where are you 13400 908831017011601408 2017-09-15 19:12:54-04 @dellcam Sadly no 13401 908830119162109952 2017-09-15 19:09:20-04 @ChuckWendig Woke kid 13402 908829755583078400 2017-09-15 19:07:53-04 @HowellONeill @zackwhittaker Omg rly glad I haven't been eaten yet 13403 908824885291397120 2017-09-15 18:48:32-04 I love D.C., but if I had to move anywhere else, it would be San Francisco. https://t.co/PHqHskDUQG 13404 908800943428313088 2017-09-15 17:13:24-04 @manraysky @TheApexFan Be there soon 13405 908798134565748736 2017-09-15 17:02:14-04 @kristenkbates k 13406 908797887500361728 2017-09-15 17:01:15-04 @kristenkbates they have plush porgs with stakes through their hearts, do you want one 13407 908787137167769600 2017-09-15 16:18:32-04 @TheApexFan You're so bad 13408 908784893945036800 2017-09-15 16:09:37-04 @DanielKennedyDK It seems everyone is! Suspicious timing... 13409 908784424958935040 2017-09-15 16:07:45-04 @Tcann13 Thank you! Wish you were here!! 13410 908783654234595328 2017-09-15 16:04:42-04 https://t.co/fng6emtbQN 13411 908756841361948672 2017-09-15 14:18:09-04 @asuter @manraysky @pablohidalgo Omg 13412 908756780305473536 2017-09-15 14:17:54-04 @dmccabe Chipotle? 13413 908755964320350208 2017-09-15 14:14:40-04 I'm on vacation in San Francisco for the weekend, but here's something interesting to watch. https://t.co/8ApcQ7P6iG 13414 908754878259806208 2017-09-15 14:10:21-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo Well, that's one way to describe it 13415 908676796165496835 2017-09-15 09:00:05-04 The Trump administration will hold the first-ever govt-wide cyber/tech hiring event this November. My story: https://t.co/3XXF9lOcmm 13416 908669348981690369 2017-09-15 08:30:29-04 Let's do more cool space things, please. #CassiniFinale 13417 908668915622047745 2017-09-15 08:28:46-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate Legitimately good 13418 908665898508128256 2017-09-15 08:16:47-04 Farewell, Cassini. Thanks for all the science. https://t.co/DpdSLgVFT7 13419 908663444177588225 2017-09-15 08:07:01-04 End of an amazing era. https://t.co/R5W1n1DdZk 13420 908662227053563904 2017-09-15 08:02:11-04 @libbycwatson Omg the eyes through the paws omg 13421 908661999994916864 2017-09-15 08:01:17-04 #CassiniFinale https://t.co/5xhz2WYh5k 13422 908661864120406016 2017-09-15 08:00:45-04 @pbump Smh 13423 908658210260815876 2017-09-15 07:46:14-04 Just about 10 minutes to go... These pictures are unbelievable. https://t.co/2kIxMxgsOV 13424 908646586867167232 2017-09-15 07:00:02-04 Cassini is about to crash into Saturn https://t.co/5zhyZr3eIH This is a beautiful tribute. https://t.co/vYRAtb7qYD 13425 908642691579248640 2017-09-15 06:44:34-04 @Hello_Tailor scream 13426 908627307799212032 2017-09-15 05:43:26-04 @NickBaumann omfg nick 13427 908508828504862721 2017-09-14 21:52:38-04 ... https://t.co/bTI5DxbkcH 13428 908472933173121024 2017-09-14 19:30:00-04 Of course. https://t.co/3A2npTti6N 13429 908470581170860032 2017-09-14 19:20:39-04 @Wanderlustin It happened 13430 908465392854683650 2017-09-14 19:00:02-04 Missed this earlier but OMG https://t.co/SXmIqMzREj 13431 908457838913228801 2017-09-14 18:30:01-04 What kind of day has it been? Four hrs ago I took out some cheese to soften for my lunch (working from home); just realized I never ate it. 13432 908454515678023682 2017-09-14 18:16:49-04 @morningmoneyben 13433 908452558213046272 2017-09-14 18:09:02-04 @kelseylh they did it last time 13434 908452519692636160 2017-09-14 18:08:53-04 @morningmoneyben you love me 13435 908452232416448512 2017-09-14 18:07:45-04 @morningmoneyben idk, looks kinda schlubby to me 13436 908451590973132800 2017-09-14 18:05:12-04 @kelseylh i hope it hits me 13437 908451099430064128 2017-09-14 18:03:14-04 @kelseylh OH MY GOD 13438 908450287978938368 2017-09-14 18:00:01-04 U.S. officials are asking Equifax's competitors about their exposure to cyberattacks, @Bing_Chris scoops. https://t.co/Xu1honpjUD https://t.co/z1Lcs6vXHK 13439 908447828992823296 2017-09-14 17:50:15-04 @emptywheel Oooh, that's a good idea 13440 908447222316007424 2017-09-14 17:47:50-04 @emptywheel Sure am 13441 908446508978262021 2017-09-14 17:45:00-04 House Oversight and Science Committee chairs ask Equifax CEO for documents and a briefing: https://t.co/sAD9ECqXQg https://t.co/vizexIZ24c 13442 908442740496547840 2017-09-14 17:30:02-04 Markey, Blumenthal, Whitehouse, and Franken introduce bill to secure information held by data brokers like Equifax: https://t.co/hx3C5a5keS 13443 908436790100492288 2017-09-14 17:06:23-04 Bill also directs POTUS to pursue certain intl cyber priorities, encourages bilateral agreements, and requires submission of strategy doc. 13444 908436352131313665 2017-09-14 17:04:38-04 Royce (committee chairman)'s co-sponsorship of the bill suggests Republican displeasure with Tillerson eliminating the cyber office. 13445 908435943794896896 2017-09-14 17:03:01-04 Tillerson's reorg of State cyber office would have its leader report to a dep asst sec. This bill creates a post reporting to an undersec. https://t.co/YtEdFan0lo 13446 908435193513385985 2017-09-14 17:00:02-04 In rebuke to Tillerson, House Foreign Affairs Cmte leaders introduce bill creating senior State cyber diplomat post: https://t.co/rTnFuBfDQo https://t.co/ywqBGIaBMt 13447 908431417994104833 2017-09-14 16:45:02-04 .@e_kaspersky says he will attend House Science Committee Kaspersky hearing if he can get an expedited visa. https://t.co/MLj11O1J8o 13448 908421102862573568 2017-09-14 16:04:03-04 @lisaaulani @dellcam that's a goat 13449 908418067117543425 2017-09-14 15:51:59-04 @TheApexFan smh 13450 908417630083670017 2017-09-14 15:50:15-04 Just...wow. https://t.co/DnuNLZSxPp 13451 908416815923163137 2017-09-14 15:47:01-04 "Sessions would later tell associates that the president’s demeaning tone was the most humiliating experience in decades of public life." 13452 908416180922220544 2017-09-14 15:44:29-04 Trump berated Sessions in the Oval after Mueller appt. "Unleashed a string of insults" at him. Demanded resignation. https://t.co/CWYg1dfcM5 https://t.co/uqBtpW9cZL 13453 908412540501164032 2017-09-14 15:30:01-04 .@RonWyden bill would let people freeze and unfreeze their credit reports whenever they want: https://t.co/WrWFLO0NWD Filed as NDAA amdt. https://t.co/1Cicscf95V 13454 908412023645536256 2017-09-14 15:27:58-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov FFS 13455 908411120876212224 2017-09-14 15:24:23-04 @heathdwilliams I hate you so much 13456 908411098809995265 2017-09-14 15:24:18-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH 13457 908407030997712900 2017-09-14 15:08:08-04 @e_kaspersky Hi Eugene. Will you accept the House Science Committee's request that you testify at its hearing on September 27? 13458 908405921625333760 2017-09-14 15:03:43-04 @HouseScience @e_kaspersky Cheryl Davis is the former NSC official. She was a director for cyber policy at the NSC until recently. 13459 908405003710279682 2017-09-14 15:00:04-04 .@HouseScience invites @e_kaspersky, fmr NSC cyber official, senior DHS cyber official, and head of NIST IT Lab to testify at 9/27 hearing. https://t.co/WgDEBYS2Nw 13460 908398361572765701 2017-09-14 14:33:41-04 @JaredRizzi NAVI HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU ARE TOO CUTE 13461 908397441094795264 2017-09-14 14:30:01-04 House Science, which asked agencies about Kaspersky use, will hold a hearing soon. Spox says some agencies have responded to its letter. https://t.co/hJB1s0FRmp 13462 908386876519862272 2017-09-14 13:48:03-04 Cyber-specific sanctions target a company and seven Iranian nationals, some for 2011-2012 DDoS attacks on U.S. financial sector. https://t.co/zKjog9o8JQ 13463 908386115912179712 2017-09-14 13:45:01-04 Treasury just imposed sanctions on 11 Iranian companies and individuals for malicious cyber activities. https://t.co/U7sPOJ1BX8 https://t.co/C4zEMW6Dk8 13464 908383750274387968 2017-09-14 13:35:37-04 @erikmal hmmm 13465 908382340858093568 2017-09-14 13:30:01-04 fact check: true https://t.co/cV60Z2MF3V 13466 908374805707055105 2017-09-14 13:00:05-04 New @jahimes bill would require credit reporting agencies to offer unlimited free security freezes to breach victims https://t.co/DWsWXuQhPp https://t.co/VOZkh1RUFJ 13467 908374361542942720 2017-09-14 12:58:19-04 @chaosbria @nicolecieux @AdmiralNick22 @nancipants @DelReyStarWars He wouldn't trust that from the Imperial fleet though 13468 908372072853852162 2017-09-14 12:49:13-04 @jesseberney twss 13469 908363173476098053 2017-09-14 12:13:51-04 My #BillingtonSummit reporting in today's @MorningCybersec: @RGB_Lights on Kaspersky & @HurdOnTheHill on MGT Act: https://t.co/xRFt19u1k8 https://t.co/VFUkVhH91I 13470 908352173981003779 2017-09-14 11:30:09-04 NOW I've seen everything https://t.co/DsOo7fgvqY 13471 908349219752353792 2017-09-14 11:18:24-04 @lorenzoFB Which site? 13472 908344462748856321 2017-09-14 10:59:30-04 @Bing_Chris @MalwareJake @ComradeCookie @MorningCybersec can't 13473 908343511623315456 2017-09-14 10:55:44-04 @MalwareJake @Bing_Chris @ComradeCookie @MorningCybersec phrasing! 13474 908343455499407362 2017-09-14 10:55:30-04 @dnvolz I am sure they will listen to him 13475 908343123578933253 2017-09-14 10:54:11-04 @admiraljello @LillianSkye_ Oh that's right! 13476 908342826349547521 2017-09-14 10:53:00-04 @admiraljello @LillianSkye_ Wait, Jay, you bought me my badges but not your own? 13477 908342035719102464 2017-09-14 10:49:52-04 @beckerdavidj @EACgov @usnistgov Very kind David, thank you. 13478 908341885395193856 2017-09-14 10:49:16-04 @Bing_Chris @RGB_Lights And what a presentation it was 13479 908340814174027776 2017-09-14 10:45:00-04 Senate Judiciary won't confirm Trump's nominee to run DOJ Criminal Division today. Nomination held for a week per Dem request, per Grassley. https://t.co/8daWf5OcB9 13480 908340513803300865 2017-09-14 10:43:49-04 @JoshuaGreen you don't often find people bragging about their blind loyalty 13481 908339778491383808 2017-09-14 10:40:53-04 @beckerdavidj I covered the proceedings! Still no indication that states will start requiring "anyone can inspect systems" clauses in vendor contracts. 13482 908337055570251778 2017-09-14 10:30:04-04 Schumer: "We need to get to the bottom of this. The very bottom. The dirty bottom. The murky bottom." 13483 908336842692538368 2017-09-14 10:29:14-04 Schumer is ripping into Equifax on the Senate floor right now https://t.co/hbi7euX1UT 13484 908335704622723073 2017-09-14 10:24:42-04 @NoahShachtman @woodruffbets @attackerman do I have to stand by for it? 13485 908334540825022464 2017-09-14 10:20:05-04 -----> #ProSummit https://t.co/NHTNIkvatF 13486 908334119943368705 2017-09-14 10:18:24-04 @DAlperovitch But @DAlperovitch says "it remains to be seen whether that agreement is gonna be permanent." #ProSummit 13487 908334083113091072 2017-09-14 10:18:16-04 .@DAlperovitch on China's compliance with no-commercial-hacking deal with the U.S.: "We have seen a drop" in that activity. #ProSummit 13488 908331739986239488 2017-09-14 10:08:57-04 Now @Cory_Bennett is chatting with @CrowdStrike CTO @DAlperovitch. https://t.co/Y3cn9gI0nP #ProSummit 13489 908331561925345281 2017-09-14 10:08:15-04 Schiff on Equifax: "Another set of data pts that can be utilized in a way that foreign adversaries can be quite accomplished at." #ProSummit 13490 908330664986112005 2017-09-14 10:04:41-04 Schiff: Feds must alert states when hackers probe their election systems. "I don't see any reason not to make those disclosures." #ProSummit 13491 908330440725078016 2017-09-14 10:03:47-04 Schiff: We need "a consensus here at home that, whoever helps or whoever hurts, we will reject any kind of foreign intervention." #ProSummit 13492 908330099405180928 2017-09-14 10:02:26-04 Schiff: "The best way to prepare ourselves" for Russia coming back during the next election "is with a well-informed electorate." #ProSummit 13493 908329233155543042 2017-09-14 09:58:59-04 Schiff says he's working on a bill that'd require DNI to disclose ahead of an election if it has evidence of foreign meddling. #ProSummit 13494 908328470626922497 2017-09-14 09:55:57-04 Watch my editor @Cory_Bennett moderate a cybersecurity discussion with @RepAdamSchiff at @POLITICOPro's #ProSummit: https://t.co/Y3cn9gI0nP 13495 908314395603865602 2017-09-14 09:00:02-04 Breaking: FTC confirms it is investigating the Equifax data breach. Says normally doesn't comment but recognizes "intense public interest." https://t.co/4bk3JO84Xs 13496 908311698561478657 2017-09-14 08:49:19-04 @JaredRizzi NAVI!!! please tweet a birthday pic 13497 908310619589398528 2017-09-14 08:45:01-04 Is he saying he favors DACA, the thing he just ended? https://t.co/HrPM8kt94H 13498 908308811966017536 2017-09-14 08:37:50-04 Trump 2020: The Wall Will Come Later https://t.co/8qlKnuCPv1 13499 908308656084713472 2017-09-14 08:37:13-04 @JaredRizzi same 13500 908308472835473408 2017-09-14 08:36:30-04 @Wanderlustin I think I love her 13501 908299729674665984 2017-09-14 08:01:45-04 @Wanderlustin BB 13502 908299703380582400 2017-09-14 08:01:39-04 @beccalsteele Good morning Becca! 13503 908296976176963584 2017-09-14 07:50:49-04 No Easy D? https://t.co/nP29u0AxAN 13504 908174928641449984 2017-09-13 23:45:50-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @crerrity @heathdwilliams wow 13505 908174348808343553 2017-09-13 23:43:32-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @crerrity @heathdwilliams try me, jay 13506 908174136022888449 2017-09-13 23:42:41-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @crerrity @heathdwilliams this is me https://t.co/22ZX4otKnx 13507 908167546834223104 2017-09-13 23:16:30-04 @Wanderlustin saf ilu sm 13508 908153396607295489 2017-09-13 22:20:17-04 @JustinRYoung https://t.co/Fp5s5XQPe1 13509 908153033900609536 2017-09-13 22:18:50-04 I love being alive in the world 13510 908152774143115264 2017-09-13 22:17:48-04 @maggieNYT This is really how the world is run, isn't it 13511 908151442946609153 2017-09-13 22:12:31-04 Did they just... https://t.co/gngJBE0hMU 13512 908142952857444352 2017-09-13 21:38:47-04 @kristenkbates Omg literally you 13513 908141995075436544 2017-09-13 21:34:58-04 @kristenkbates Like the trash you are 13514 908140394319360000 2017-09-13 21:28:37-04 @kristenkbates Omfg 13515 908102996684365829 2017-09-13 19:00:00-04 omg Sam and Bear look at them https://t.co/MHlob6Oh1P 13516 908087895495294976 2017-09-13 18:00:00-04 #porgfacts https://t.co/xsBr5WaNUv 13517 908087523003465728 2017-09-13 17:58:31-04 @kevincollier oh man 13518 908068511607660547 2017-09-13 16:42:58-04 Equifax data breach investigation points to Apache vulnerability as likeliest vector, @Bing_Chris reports: https://t.co/U4xesiStVW https://t.co/IDBGC0aYvE 13519 908057703913627648 2017-09-13 16:00:02-04 .@ITAlliancePS offers recommendations to the White House for modernizing IT, including re: cybersecurity. https://t.co/Csu1IhCjyg https://t.co/XsILyh6sFZ 13520 908053923033882624 2017-09-13 15:45:00-04 Speaking at #Billingtonsummit, @HurdOnTheHill says his IT modernization bill, which passed the House, will be attached to the Senate NDAA. 13521 908053500281716742 2017-09-13 15:43:19-04 @tayhatmaker @HowellONeill lifetaylor* 13522 908053235566563329 2017-09-13 15:42:16-04 @HowellONeill what about lifezette 13523 908050764307812353 2017-09-13 15:32:27-04 I talked to WH cyber coordinator Rob Joyce after his #Billingtonsummit keynote. Here's what he said on Kaspersky. https://t.co/Bll5RFZ44N https://t.co/7RZFAPXohx 13524 908049284003766273 2017-09-13 15:26:34-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto PAT 13525 908048507235393536 2017-09-13 15:23:29-04 @HowellONeill ahahahha god I love this 13526 908046373504688128 2017-09-13 15:15:00-04 Equifax CEO Richard Smith has agreed to testify at @HouseCommerce subcommittee hearing on October 3. https://t.co/yR0Q7EVK7a https://t.co/JpF5Zia1Qi 13527 908046134467334145 2017-09-13 15:14:03-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill @infowars (((congrats))) 13528 908044250302083072 2017-09-13 15:06:34-04 @ohheygreat PHOTO #1 THOUGH 13529 908040534060662784 2017-09-13 14:51:48-04 @benjaminwittes Ahem :) https://t.co/JfShzrXr1G 13530 908033473407016960 2017-09-13 14:23:45-04 DHS bars government from using Kaspersky software: https://t.co/Bll5RFZ44N Our initial story on today's big news. 13531 908028655426777089 2017-09-13 14:04:36-04 DHS tells me it briefed congressional committee staffers on Kaspersky decision today. Shaheen, lead lawmaker on the issue, applauds move. https://t.co/iAsfjFxJV2 13532 908024453543677953 2017-09-13 13:47:54-04 Joyce: Under Russian law, companies like Kaspersky "must collaborate with the FSB. And so for us in the govt that was an unacceptable risk.” 13533 908024341798977537 2017-09-13 13:47:28-04 “Great work on the part of DHS to look at the threats to our networks and the implications. This is a risk-based decision we need to make." 13534 908024270974005250 2017-09-13 13:47:11-04 WH cyber coordinator Rob Joyce has commented on DHS Kaspersky decision at #Billingtonsummit. (cont) 13535 908021874650689540 2017-09-13 13:37:39-04 WaPo says "at least a half-dozen" agencies use Kaspersky, but the number may be higher. https://t.co/V1wKpDy6ED https://t.co/d7Luyaca3W 13536 908021000075390986 2017-09-13 13:34:11-04 Meanwhile DHS just fired a shot across Moscow's bow by banning Kaspersky inside the USG https://t.co/smJGSxnyZ8 13537 908000152195096576 2017-09-13 12:11:20-04 @TonyRomm @dmccabe TONY 13538 907999757276237824 2017-09-13 12:09:46-04 @JasonLeopold FOIA terrorist spotted outside government building 13539 907998946286596096 2017-09-13 12:06:33-04 @AshCrossan looking forward to it 13540 907998753512214530 2017-09-13 12:05:47-04 @AshCrossan ash 13541 907998197506863105 2017-09-13 12:03:34-04 @maestro876 strong 13542 907997300793815040 2017-09-13 12:00:00-04 Frustrating for lawmakers but shows that Mueller is not taking any chances. https://t.co/rMvDYv6E9d 13543 907996650014167041 2017-09-13 11:57:25-04 @dmccabe maddie there is me whenever i log onto twitter in the morning 13544 907994990315483137 2017-09-13 11:50:50-04 @dmccabe like presidents, i don't wear hats on camera 13545 907994710345752576 2017-09-13 11:49:43-04 @dmccabe wow 13546 907994416408875008 2017-09-13 11:48:33-04 @dmccabe david...thank u 13547 907992840176848897 2017-09-13 11:42:17-04 @cmpriest @darth these two omg 13548 907990950944931842 2017-09-13 11:34:47-04 @daveweigel 0.o 13549 907990837321191424 2017-09-13 11:34:19-04 @Hello_Tailor same 13550 907982652753563648 2017-09-13 11:01:48-04 @maggieNYT I believe they prefer "Chuck and Nancy." 13551 907982462994800640 2017-09-13 11:01:03-04 @connorobrienNH is this a West Wing reference? 13552 907982208857767936 2017-09-13 11:00:02-04 Oh. https://t.co/HD0J6WAA53 13553 907980874335092736 2017-09-13 10:54:44-04 @RosieGray #truedetectiveseason3 13554 907979431519576064 2017-09-13 10:49:00-04 @TheRileyGuy ME 13555 907973685771948032 2017-09-13 10:26:10-04 @ryanjreilly "overriding public interest" 13556 907973127090659328 2017-09-13 10:23:57-04 @PrequelMemesBot @nicolecieux omg 13557 907970533366661120 2017-09-13 10:13:39-04 @morningmoneyben @POLITICOPro !!! 13558 907966818857488386 2017-09-13 09:58:53-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz jfc 13559 907965471357587456 2017-09-13 09:53:32-04 @heathdwilliams YES 13560 907965185213812736 2017-09-13 09:52:23-04 @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates I refuse 13561 907964294620475392 2017-09-13 09:48:51-04 @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates omfg 13562 907964270708772865 2017-09-13 09:48:45-04 @heathdwilliams heath do a "clever girl" shop 13563 907964225611554818 2017-09-13 09:48:35-04 @heathdwilliams "clever girl" 13564 907963334514937856 2017-09-13 09:45:02-04 @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates jesus website 13565 907962492009271301 2017-09-13 09:41:41-04 @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates OMG THAT'S THE BEST ONE 13566 907962113334939648 2017-09-13 09:40:11-04 .@amyklobuchar asks @DHSgov about federal and state use of Kaspersky software on critical infrastructure, including election systems. https://t.co/YhkSSlEV2e 13567 907959421745188864 2017-09-13 09:29:29-04 @brian_nov @DannyPirtle19 omg 13568 907958160606027777 2017-09-13 09:24:29-04 @JDKolassa @heathdwilliams exporgs* 13569 907958125927464960 2017-09-13 09:24:20-04 @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates Wait...website hasn't seen Star Trek???? 13570 907957056396775424 2017-09-13 09:20:05-04 @heathdwilliams inquisiporgs 13571 907956923022094336 2017-09-13 09:19:34-04 @DannyPirtle19 why 13572 907956835960934400 2017-09-13 09:19:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 daniel 13573 907956572256645122 2017-09-13 09:18:10-04 @DannyPirtle19 IMPORGTANT* 13574 907955091365351425 2017-09-13 09:12:17-04 @EricMGarcia Eric 13575 907947937069707264 2017-09-13 08:43:51-04 @TonyRomm maybe they shouldn't be such dummies then 13576 907947112507363329 2017-09-13 08:40:35-04 Krebs also said "We have to get to a position where we’re pushing more info out there, where compartmentalized info is a thing of the past." 13577 907947021344047109 2017-09-13 08:40:13-04 Without that info from companies, Krebs said, “we can’t get a real picture of what’s going on out there.” 13578 907946978222501889 2017-09-13 08:40:03-04 Krebs: During ransomware attacks "I didn’t have enough ppl raising their hands going 'Hey we need some help' or 'We’re having some problems" 13579 907946713197023233 2017-09-13 08:38:59-04 Krebs, the assistant secretary of homeland security for infrastructure protection, says govt/industry collab in cyber lags behind physical. 13580 907944989115723776 2017-09-13 08:32:08-04 Ledgett: "I'm as certain of this as I'm certain of gravity: the Russian govt directed this activity w/ the intent to influence the election" 13581 907944880726577152 2017-09-13 08:31:43-04 Ledgett: He & NSA director Michael Rogers “personally reviewed every single piece of intelligence that went into" IC Russian hacking report. 13582 907944514194636802 2017-09-13 08:30:15-04 Panel starting now at #Billingtonsummit includes DHS's @C_C_Krebs, former NSA deputy director Rick Ledgett, and NATO's @sducaru. 13583 907942057595023361 2017-09-13 08:20:29-04 @BillingtonCyber "...and work together to identify and mitigate future threats." 13584 907942028033642496 2017-09-13 08:20:22-04 @BillingtonCyber Coats: “Ideally, we should share the lessons we have learned from previous exploitations of these technologies..." (cont) 13585 907941925898129408 2017-09-13 08:19:58-04 @BillingtonCyber "...new products enter the market with vulnerabilities to these known threats." 13586 907941895237783552 2017-09-13 08:19:51-04 @BillingtonCyber Coats at #Billingtonsummit: “Given the success of relatively unsophisticated attacks, we cannot afford to have..." (cont) 13587 907941776018866177 2017-09-13 08:19:22-04 @BillingtonCyber Interesting from DNI Coats: “Government and private industry need to work collaboratively to design future products with security in mind.” 13588 907936555217686528 2017-09-13 07:58:38-04 Coming to you this morning from the @BillingtonCyber #BillingtonSummit, where Director of National Intelligence Dan Coats is about to speak. 13589 907804647657803776 2017-09-12 23:14:28-04 @erikmal @MarisaKabas Omfg 13590 907802530163445762 2017-09-12 23:06:04-04 @erikmal Hmmm someone's missing from the friends list 13591 907801287474995200 2017-09-12 23:01:07-04 @RachAClark @netflix https://t.co/D08aimk8E7 13592 907800578398588928 2017-09-12 22:58:18-04 @RachAClark @netflix This is going to be a major problem 13593 907799411102814209 2017-09-12 22:53:40-04 @LillianSkye_ @maddieratner Yes def 13594 907793942976110593 2017-09-12 22:31:56-04 @HowellONeill OMG ty pat 13595 907793538892615680 2017-09-12 22:30:20-04 @raihan_ @darth @lainnafader THIS IS A GOOD DOG 13596 907788658614431744 2017-09-12 22:10:56-04 @ItsTheRocketeer ty 13597 907768157812686848 2017-09-12 20:49:28-04 By the way, the reason she looks wet in these photos is because we had just given her a bath after Doggie Dip Day! https://t.co/dKYo7VZdix https://t.co/1968RlNrDU 13598 907744548931194880 2017-09-12 19:15:40-04 @kelseylh please don't 13599 907741814374924288 2017-09-12 19:04:48-04 @kelseylh you don't even do this kelsey 13600 907741782749990912 2017-09-12 19:04:40-04 @savkthom ty savannah 13601 907741760281104384 2017-09-12 19:04:35-04 @heathdwilliams @maddieratner HI ELLIOT 13602 907741727624192000 2017-09-12 19:04:27-04 @kristenkbates @maddieratner TY KRISTEN 13603 907735944165543936 2017-09-12 18:41:28-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @darth @maddieratner YA WAY 13604 907735923303096320 2017-09-12 18:41:23-04 @ChuckWendig @maddieratner ty chuck 13605 907731985384316928 2017-09-12 18:25:44-04 @darth @maddieratner Omg darth thank u 13606 907730027311222784 2017-09-12 18:17:57-04 Happy 12th birthday to @maddieratner — the world's best, cutest, classiest, most winningest dog, many people are saying. https://t.co/Zhehk4ITqR 13607 907727067122462721 2017-09-12 18:06:12-04 @dmccabe Settle down 13608 907721888855621632 2017-09-12 17:45:37-04 @xor parker 13609 907721864654594049 2017-09-12 17:45:31-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @nicolecieux i will take this secret to my grave 13610 907721648538886145 2017-09-12 17:44:40-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @nicolecieux n o 13611 907717962857099264 2017-09-12 17:30:01-04 Bipartisan group of 36 senators ask DOJ, SEC, and FTC to investigate Equifax execs' post-data-breach stock sales. https://t.co/mOxWY94ogp 13612 907714123038908418 2017-09-12 17:14:46-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @nicolecieux n 13613 907710408382758912 2017-09-12 17:00:00-04 peace in our time https://t.co/3BL8zBAfAE 13614 907707580146909184 2017-09-12 16:48:46-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @nicolecieux I won't discuss this 13615 907704310158544897 2017-09-12 16:35:46-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @nicolecieux i prefer that it remain a mystery 13616 907703529623748608 2017-09-12 16:32:40-04 @andrewjbernie You are missing my point, but that's fine. Have a good day. 13617 907703317119283200 2017-09-12 16:31:49-04 @oneunderscore__ omg 13618 907703010108854272 2017-09-12 16:30:36-04 @andrewjbernie Not what I'm talking about. 13619 907702650052980738 2017-09-12 16:29:10-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @nicolecieux yes, it's called the han solo movie 13620 907702507866087424 2017-09-12 16:28:36-04 @andrewjbernie They don't care about results? 13621 907702279083581441 2017-09-12 16:27:42-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @nicolecieux you can make your own christmas in spring 13622 907701856507482112 2017-09-12 16:26:01-04 @andrewjbernie But you can't work if you're fired for not producing results, and if you annoy journalists, they won't cover your clients. 13623 907701658909597696 2017-09-12 16:25:14-04 @andrewjbernie No journalist has ever wanted to cover a company more because they got a call about it. It's literally the opposite of a smart PR move. 13624 907701458254131201 2017-09-12 16:24:26-04 @andrewjbernie Oh, I understand the dynamics. None of what you're saying addresses the fact that it's counterproductive and annoying to get those calls. 13625 907700677375340544 2017-09-12 16:21:20-04 @andrewjbernie You have a buy-in for your own prospects. 13626 907699682310324225 2017-09-12 16:17:23-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @nicolecieux yes it is, I drink it every morning 13627 907698807688847362 2017-09-12 16:13:54-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux because I prefer spring 13628 907698738742878209 2017-09-12 16:13:38-04 @andrewjbernie And I was referring to your client's prospects for future coverage, which would be reduced as a result of its PR firm's tactics. 13629 907698594039377920 2017-09-12 16:13:03-04 @andrewjbernie Actually, it is the account executive's problem. It's their job. They signed up to do it. 13630 907698473239228416 2017-09-12 16:12:34-04 @andrewjbernie I never said that. I was referring to your firm's reputation. 13631 907695319617609730 2017-09-12 16:00:03-04 Yessssss https://t.co/gnnGUxrMlo 13632 907693165397860354 2017-09-12 15:51:29-04 @pbump same 13633 907693095898238976 2017-09-12 15:51:12-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux no it will scald you try to keep up, kristen 13634 907692584860078082 2017-09-12 15:49:11-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux you don't drink hochoc while you're walking, you'll spill it 13635 907692403372564480 2017-09-12 15:48:27-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux it sucks being outside in the cold 13636 907688952819277824 2017-09-12 15:34:45-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux it's cold 13637 907688576338546688 2017-09-12 15:33:15-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux winter is bad 13638 907688298335883265 2017-09-12 15:32:09-04 @nicolecieux this is wrong but close 13639 907687922580717570 2017-09-12 15:30:39-04 @Tcann13 @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate @ManaByte @IndianaJedi @Stephen5228 @starwars @DisneyXD thanks! 13640 907684926950133761 2017-09-12 15:18:45-04 @John_Hudson @dcbigjohn ...w h a t 13641 907684548997206017 2017-09-12 15:17:15-04 @jesseberney @aedwardslevy that's ethanol i could think about 13642 907683986528460800 2017-09-12 15:15:00-04 *Bob Mueller looks directly into the camera* https://t.co/ziNfWHl3pj 13643 907683659230138368 2017-09-12 15:13:42-04 @darth @dog_rates @matt___nelson @brant omg dog news 13644 907682863826563072 2017-09-12 15:10:33-04 @andrewjbernie If you call me, I'll likely ignore you, your PR firm, and maybe even your client from then on. That can't be good for you or the client. 13645 907682539061567496 2017-09-12 15:09:15-04 @cmpriest @darth omg omg 13646 907682461253029888 2017-09-12 15:08:57-04 @Tcann13 @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate @ManaByte @IndianaJedi @Stephen5228 @starwars @DisneyXD What about the WatchDisneyXD site? 13647 907682276548509696 2017-09-12 15:08:13-04 @ladyofthewhills @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @DarkSapiens @Wanderlustin especially after the atrocity that is the monkey AT-AT 13648 907682183170621440 2017-09-12 15:07:51-04 @andrewjbernie If your boss wants you to do something annoying, that isn't and can't be my problem. Quit your job if you don't want to do your job. 13649 907681783981985792 2017-09-12 15:06:15-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @DarkSapiens @Wanderlustin jesus 13650 907680578862022659 2017-09-12 15:01:28-04 @MEPFuller I'm throwing up 13651 907680217019203584 2017-09-12 15:00:02-04 .@SenatorHeitkamp says "somebody needs to go to jail" if Equifax execs knew of breach when selling stock. https://t.co/zGEvjPItuT https://t.co/JQGX9ajXV2 13652 907679286227865600 2017-09-12 14:56:20-04 @pbump wait so does that mean it's stupider than mine 13653 907678385169727490 2017-09-12 14:52:45-04 @JennaMC_Laugh that you're a weirdo 13654 907678165253984257 2017-09-12 14:51:53-04 @JennaMC_Laugh oh my god this is literally the faceless men 13655 907677078463631362 2017-09-12 14:47:33-04 @ForecasterEnten @aedwardslevy Oh Harry. 13656 907677021538578432 2017-09-12 14:47:20-04 @popespeed @cd_hooks "popped out" 13657 907676418867433473 2017-09-12 14:44:56-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams FUCK. WREKT. 13658 907674311984664578 2017-09-12 14:36:34-04 @austin_walker @amir_anasr omfg 13659 907674180237307904 2017-09-12 14:36:02-04 @SteveSaleeba @1215Deb Still, the distinction is about the profession, not specific corporate decisions. But I have to get back to my work now. Nice chatting. 13660 907673240428040192 2017-09-12 14:32:18-04 @SteveSaleeba @1215Deb If it's an appropriately targeted cybersecurity pitch, I will probably have already responded by email! 13661 907672668891103233 2017-09-12 14:30:02-04 game recognize game https://t.co/bggq2nfeFD 13662 907672531129257986 2017-09-12 14:29:29-04 @SteveSaleeba @1215Deb Which isn't to say you're Bad or anything like that! We're just in different situations. 13663 907672488838090753 2017-09-12 14:29:19-04 @SteveSaleeba @1215Deb I'll email you again, then maybe call. But I work for the public good and you work to help clients make money. We're not the same. 13664 907670435139112961 2017-09-12 14:21:10-04 @Hello_Tailor @ajaromano esteemed lol 13665 907670248350011393 2017-09-12 14:20:25-04 @Hello_Tailor @ajaromano i don't feel comfortable engaging with that one 13666 907670129756004353 2017-09-12 14:19:57-04 @1215Deb @SteveSaleeba And "pitching the right story" is the most important of all those things. 13667 907669788394221570 2017-09-12 14:18:35-04 @Hello_Tailor @ajaromano pin this 13668 907669290769424385 2017-09-12 14:16:37-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate shows what you know 13669 907669126566612993 2017-09-12 14:15:58-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate snoobug 13670 907669001215635457 2017-09-12 14:15:28-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate your dog 13671 907668925168615425 2017-09-12 14:15:10-04 @JohnHultquist @ItsReallyNick @HowellONeill @RobertMLee that's on Mike Rogers' business card 13672 907668679361527810 2017-09-12 14:14:11-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate i want to vomit 13673 907668595731255296 2017-09-12 14:13:51-04 @SteveSaleeba I understand that, but your client's disappointment isn't and can't be my problem or responsibility. 13674 907668099557679105 2017-09-12 14:11:53-04 @libbycwatson @wvualphasoldier @Bog_dweller @tedcruz wait are we seriously debating whether congressional comms people use Twitter's mobile app to tweet as their boss 13675 907667800529031168 2017-09-12 14:10:41-04 @zackwhittaker @KeithChu @HowellONeill @kevincollier keith you can trowel my chest, i want to get the scoops 13676 907667572325277698 2017-09-12 14:09:47-04 @selenalarson aren't you on vacation 13677 907667486677577728 2017-09-12 14:09:27-04 @KeithChu @HowellONeill @kevincollier @zackwhittaker keith you can call me to tell me things whenever you want 13678 907667306007945218 2017-09-12 14:08:44-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate oh ffs 13679 907666961655623686 2017-09-12 14:07:21-04 @HowellONeill @kevincollier @zackwhittaker let's not do this 13680 907666737386213377 2017-09-12 14:06:28-04 @kevincollier @zackwhittaker @HowellONeill time to throw in the trowel on this one kev 13681 907666549200351232 2017-09-12 14:05:43-04 @kevincollier @HowellONeill @zackwhittaker what the fuck 13682 907666516627267584 2017-09-12 14:05:35-04 @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate jfc 13683 907666370212622336 2017-09-12 14:05:00-04 @HowellONeill sigh, true 13684 907666287492550656 2017-09-12 14:04:41-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate just like...death 13685 907666188251095040 2017-09-12 14:04:17-04 @attackerman #neverforget https://t.co/jqudbQXkpd 13686 907665994189086720 2017-09-12 14:03:31-04 I have nothing against you, your client, or their product/service, but if you interrupt my day like that I'll think less of all three. 13687 907665837330452480 2017-09-12 14:02:53-04 @HowellONeill sorry I'll be busy 13688 907665727846580224 2017-09-12 14:02:27-04 @HowellONeill @zackwhittaker patrick 13689 907665667175976961 2017-09-12 14:02:13-04 @HowellONeill yeah that's fine, we're used to you not having good jokes 13690 907665352364044289 2017-09-12 14:00:58-04 @HowellONeill patrick 13691 907665287784419331 2017-09-12 14:00:42-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate do you ever think about death 13692 907665121568108545 2017-09-12 14:00:03-04 Dear PR people: If reporters don't respond to your pitch emails, DO NOT CALL THEM. I really can't overstate how annoying this is. 13693 907665096935178241 2017-09-12 13:59:57-04 @WilliamTurton william 13694 907664893456896000 2017-09-12 13:59:08-04 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate let's not do this please 13695 907664509405421568 2017-09-12 13:57:37-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate chuck 13696 907664342602190849 2017-09-12 13:56:57-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate I GET IT BUT NO 13697 907664212746436608 2017-09-12 13:56:26-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate NO 13698 907664190873141249 2017-09-12 13:56:21-04 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate ... 13699 907664165980045317 2017-09-12 13:56:15-04 @JohnHultquist @HowellONeill @RobertMLee legit af peekaboo 13700 907664000174968833 2017-09-12 13:55:35-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate don't do this 13701 907663984744124417 2017-09-12 13:55:32-04 @NHSCats @darth omfg 13702 907663846038544384 2017-09-12 13:54:59-04 @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate no 13703 907663706653372416 2017-09-12 13:54:25-04 @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate no it's not 13704 907661917602414592 2017-09-12 13:47:19-04 @senatorshoshana @darth omfg 13705 907661168738697218 2017-09-12 13:44:20-04 @ChuckWendig ok 13706 907660981161136130 2017-09-12 13:43:36-04 @ChuckWendig that seems unlikely 13707 907660861485043712 2017-09-12 13:43:07-04 @ChuckWendig you need to calm down 13708 907660605439578112 2017-09-12 13:42:06-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate owned irl 13709 907660101141573632 2017-09-12 13:40:06-04 @AndrewCouts @girlstothefront @dailydot Very cool and congratulations Ellen! 13710 907660036985552899 2017-09-12 13:39:50-04 @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate nope too late, bamboozled cc: @kristenkbates 13711 907657565663723520 2017-09-12 13:30:01-04 .@FireEye discovers MS Office zero-day in Word doc. Says likely used by govt spy agency to target Russian speakers. https://t.co/UKwxH0QaSf https://t.co/1BDT7YXpvx 13712 907655692680605698 2017-09-12 13:22:35-04 @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate thank you 13713 907655444184870913 2017-09-12 13:21:35-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate the waffle of democratic systems of government 13714 907655044878696450 2017-09-12 13:20:00-04 @MeganStifel @gardenandgun god I needed this 13715 907654657308323840 2017-09-12 13:18:28-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate oh so it's like a parliamentary system ok 13716 907654612198490112 2017-09-12 13:18:17-04 @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate no 13717 907654199659331584 2017-09-12 13:16:39-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate i'm the mayor 13718 907653996680269824 2017-09-12 13:15:50-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate let's leave and get brunch 13719 907653602453413888 2017-09-12 13:14:16-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate i do not want to be there 13720 907653572493549569 2017-09-12 13:14:09-04 @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @ChuckWendig stop 13721 907653306595647488 2017-09-12 13:13:06-04 @JasonLeopold i did not have likes with that tweet 13722 907653234801684480 2017-09-12 13:12:49-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate we should have brunch soon 13723 907653217735122945 2017-09-12 13:12:45-04 @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate oh my f-ing god 13724 907652847197716480 2017-09-12 13:11:16-04 @ChuckWendig @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate CHUCK THANK YOU 13725 907652812179460097 2017-09-12 13:11:08-04 @darth @michelledeidre @geekgirldiva 14/10 would scare-boop 13726 907651674512281601 2017-09-12 13:06:37-04 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate bowers 13727 907651411529404416 2017-09-12 13:05:34-04 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate you're a stupid-looking gun 13728 907651107412959233 2017-09-12 13:04:22-04 @eleventhirtyate anakin? 13729 907650936415420416 2017-09-12 13:03:41-04 @heathdwilliams wait no 13730 907650901166391296 2017-09-12 13:03:32-04 @eleventhirtyate seems like a flaw 13731 907650843226361856 2017-09-12 13:03:19-04 @heathdwilliams PLUS I'M ONLY 4 AND OBJECT PERMANENCE IS STILL TRICKY 13732 907650777019187201 2017-09-12 13:03:03-04 @heathdwilliams SO MUCH ON MY MIND TBQH 13733 907650723315404801 2017-09-12 13:02:50-04 @heathdwilliams I FORGOT ABOUT THIS 13734 907650674095218688 2017-09-12 13:02:38-04 @eleventhirtyate where do simon pegg jokes fit in 13735 907650020182298629 2017-09-12 13:00:02-04 .@HouseSmallBiz Chairman @RepSteveChabot asks FTC about Equifax investigation and requests staff briefing: https://t.co/urOtG1bA97 https://t.co/3blaE3ULnc 13736 907646239537291264 2017-09-12 12:45:01-04 In March, Putin secretly proposed a plan to normalize relations with the U.S., including on cybersecurity issues. https://t.co/RdxZeTr1PS https://t.co/jj88cLoiSN 13737 907642464034418688 2017-09-12 12:30:01-04 FTC earlier told me it doesn't comment on ongoing investigations. Ohlhausen's comment may be about a more preliminary inquiry. https://t.co/3VvVgD1bXU 13738 907639934147813379 2017-09-12 12:19:58-04 @katienotopoulos @nycsouthpaw oh I definitely will but that's not important 13739 907639290712162305 2017-09-12 12:17:24-04 @katienotopoulos @nycsouthpaw katie you can follow me 13740 907638785994829825 2017-09-12 12:15:24-04 @nicolecieux @Wanderlustin "but is a hot dog a sandwich?" wedge asks 13741 907638434956791808 2017-09-12 12:14:00-04 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux death flatbread 13742 907638396075614208 2017-09-12 12:13:51-04 @Wanderlustin saf i love you 13743 907634932658225152 2017-09-12 12:00:05-04 Nunes! https://t.co/yrRubZ3Y0h 13744 907633383974588416 2017-09-12 11:53:56-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams same 13745 907631937816334337 2017-09-12 11:48:11-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin agreed 13746 907631235106852865 2017-09-12 11:45:24-04 @heathdwilliams YES 13747 907631189451841537 2017-09-12 11:45:13-04 @Wanderlustin saf i just love you and i love this droid and i need more updates always 13748 905566281750822913 2017-09-06 19:00:00-04 Assistant Secretary of State for East Asian and Pacific Affairs Dennis Rodman https://t.co/7NPKQhGHzz 13749 904826415798927360 2017-09-04 18:00:03-04 Congress gave states election upgrade $$ with a 2002 bill. How much have they spent? This and more in our new story: https://t.co/MqGJp20x8F https://t.co/SY1lMy1cAM 13750 905407461640855556 2017-09-06 08:28:55-04 @TomBossert45 @INSAlliance Bossert on 702 reauthorization: “The terrorist threat’s not going to sunset, and so the authorities shouldn’t either.” 13751 907393319000465408 2017-09-11 20:00:00-04 TV bookers: I am available to discuss this story https://t.co/Tj7MrtUNea 13752 905894684995854336 2017-09-07 16:44:58-04 "Leaked data includes names, birth dates, social security numbers, addresses and potentially drivers licenses," plus 209k credit card #s. 13753 905411302885122049 2017-09-06 08:44:10-04 Bossert praised the Obama administration for its agreement with China that put hacking for commercial purposes off-limits. #intelligence2017 13754 905143495664459776 2017-09-05 15:00:00-04 When I want rational, scientifically accurate weather analysis, I turn to Rush Limbaugh. https://t.co/8iN7vvT8dd 13755 906532663208693760 2017-09-09 11:00:04-04 .@SenateCommerce sends letter to Equifax CEO demanding answers and forensic analysis re: data breach: https://t.co/RMjlRk5tOA https://t.co/OdBsmTzbAS 13756 905846882404065282 2017-09-07 13:35:01-04 FBI Director Chris Wray on Russia probe at #intelligence2017: “I have not detected any whiff of interference with that investigation.” 13757 907625092406022145 2017-09-12 11:20:59-04 @Wanderlustin @KrillerVillain @LiveLoveLupe same tbh saf I am sorry 13758 907623590895513600 2017-09-12 11:15:01-04 .@HouseCommerce Democrats sent Equifax a list of 16 detailed questions about its data breach. https://t.co/UQd5edQuap https://t.co/UOCLvEwvAd 13759 907619911324880897 2017-09-12 11:00:24-04 @heathdwilliams heath you have to agree with me those are the rules of twitter 13760 907619661310828544 2017-09-12 10:59:24-04 @clubjade already there bro 13761 907617958033326080 2017-09-12 10:52:38-04 @EACgov The Technical Guidelines Development Committee also approved this timeline for developing these Voluntary Voting System Guidelines. https://t.co/MN9IzIMiZR 13762 907613758566158337 2017-09-12 10:35:57-04 @ChuckWendig I'm me 13763 907613633588461568 2017-09-12 10:35:27-04 @ChuckWendig I've never seen Argo but I'm sure it was a fine movie, but just winning an Oscar doesn't mean much to me 13764 907613282453913601 2017-09-12 10:34:03-04 @ChuckWendig let's not fight 13765 907613260823891970 2017-09-12 10:33:58-04 @ditzkoff literally me 13766 907613229127520258 2017-09-12 10:33:51-04 @heathdwilliams to go back to this, that oscar means nothing to mean when you look at the cluster that was BvS 13767 907613141902774272 2017-09-12 10:33:30-04 @TonyRomm shut the hell up 13768 907613082251382786 2017-09-12 10:33:16-04 @ChuckWendig damn it 13769 907612870908825601 2017-09-12 10:32:25-04 @ditzkoff congrats on being the first 13770 907612837228531717 2017-09-12 10:32:17-04 @ChuckWendig sass is who i am tbh 13771 907612725399912448 2017-09-12 10:31:51-04 @ChuckWendig yes we all know oscars always go to the most deserving party :) 13772 907612526124433408 2017-09-12 10:31:03-04 @ChuckWendig yes though 13773 907612453105799168 2017-09-12 10:30:46-04 @ChuckWendig BvS overpowers that for me 13774 907612393634758657 2017-09-12 10:30:31-04 @theCarrieNugent the Abrams part isn't what I'm talking about 13775 907612323925426176 2017-09-12 10:30:15-04 @heathdwilliams yeah but 13776 907612047596310528 2017-09-12 10:29:09-04 Uh. Abrams will co-write Episode IX with Chris Terrio, who wrote Batman v. Superman and Justice League. :/ 13777 907611464256692224 2017-09-12 10:26:50-04 WELP. https://t.co/DVjGHhrE0G 13778 907610681922506753 2017-09-12 10:23:43-04 @HowellONeill lol Samsung 13779 907610303927668736 2017-09-12 10:22:13-04 @alifwst yes, CBP has put them up 13780 907606475274629121 2017-09-12 10:07:00-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill dang 13781 907604723502530560 2017-09-12 10:00:03-04 Trump still hasn't taken his official photo, so some agencies have printed and hung his scowling WHgov bio headshot. https://t.co/fxtbX9FGYc https://t.co/NPpTyTH869 13782 907600684299771904 2017-09-12 09:44:00-04 @heathdwilliams your point aside, surely we can agree that that's an absurd airtime 13783 907599932718231552 2017-09-12 09:41:01-04 @heathdwilliams What show? 13784 907589024851865601 2017-09-12 08:57:40-04 Doing what, though? https://t.co/Hwb5RfD7VD 13785 907588233642565633 2017-09-12 08:54:31-04 @MarisaKabas True 13786 907587781811212289 2017-09-12 08:52:44-04 @MarisaKabas If America were only people who never brushed their teeth we'd be a p gross country 13787 907575260110835712 2017-09-12 08:02:58-04 Kaspersky may close its DC office if government agencies aren't allowed to buy its software, Russian outlet reports: https://t.co/QaBDzifgnN 13788 907435827629830150 2017-09-11 22:48:55-04 Direct link between Russian government front groups and the Islamophobic activism that surged in 2016. https://t.co/ttMvLVMfKp https://t.co/VY0ifhVUH1 13789 907434866907721729 2017-09-11 22:45:06-04 "first indication that [2016 Russian influence operation] moved beyond fake news and led unwitting Americans into specific real-life action" https://t.co/bRATo9vyP8 13790 907434444117684224 2017-09-11 22:43:25-04 @oneunderscore__ @ProtestRadio my knees are buckling and my eyes are watering 13791 907433366034829312 2017-09-11 22:39:08-04 @andyrubin @darth I LOVE KELLY 13792 907432004655951880 2017-09-11 22:33:43-04 @Wanderlustin 10/10 would bone the concept of representation 13793 907431924263788546 2017-09-11 22:33:24-04 @oneunderscore__ @ProtestRadio is this because of that one time i did "stand by for news" and it wasn't that big 13794 907431621321773057 2017-09-11 22:32:12-04 @Wanderlustin hot 13795 907431603273682944 2017-09-11 22:32:08-04 @attackerman I'm standing Spencer I'm standing 13796 907430936815562753 2017-09-11 22:29:29-04 @libbycwatson extreme good face 13797 907430838773657600 2017-09-11 22:29:05-04 @timothypmurphy watergate was a false flag 13798 907430119588986881 2017-09-11 22:26:14-04 @ChrisWerms @nicolecieux @JoinTheSchwarz @NoTheOtherLeft omfg 13799 907429925094694912 2017-09-11 22:25:28-04 @jesseberney sad 13800 907429872896761857 2017-09-11 22:25:15-04 @attackerman @oneunderscore__ @kpoulsen i'm standing by for news 13801 907429805766971392 2017-09-11 22:24:59-04 @oneunderscore__ @kpoulsen @attackerman OMFG 13802 907429498097893376 2017-09-11 22:23:46-04 @oneunderscore__ @kpoulsen @attackerman is it about cyber 13803 907429475264159744 2017-09-11 22:23:40-04 @jesseberney this is fake 13804 907428928419192832 2017-09-11 22:21:30-04 @nicolecieux @NoTheOtherLeft as I see you have discovered lol 13805 907428875831009281 2017-09-11 22:21:17-04 @nicolecieux @NoTheOtherLeft that's the only way to see if you've been affected, although even that system isn't totally accurate 13806 907419775705513984 2017-09-11 21:45:08-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @darth holy mother of god 13807 907413306117419014 2017-09-11 21:19:25-04 @brianwright95 @darth I think I'm safe 13808 907410631233597440 2017-09-11 21:08:48-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria sometimes I think you just like the Geller, Danny 13809 907410194724016128 2017-09-11 21:07:03-04 @BradMossEsq @pwnallthethings wow 13810 907408429790228480 2017-09-11 21:00:03-04 The most Tim Kaine anecdote ever https://t.co/UB2kBWRPxt 13811 907408048586723333 2017-09-11 20:58:32-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria jfc 13812 907407983868555264 2017-09-11 20:58:16-04 @heathdwilliams heath 13813 907398006185455616 2017-09-11 20:18:37-04 @brianwright95 @darth BRIAN 13814 907397936119730176 2017-09-11 20:18:21-04 @alexcguillen LOL 13815 907382714948562944 2017-09-11 19:17:52-04 @heathdwilliams AHHHHHHHHHHHHH HIS EYE I CAN'T 13816 907380836303081472 2017-09-11 19:10:24-04 @mrpigs Hurricane Hunters 13817 907379709331361792 2017-09-11 19:05:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @philistella @Hello_Tailor ugh 13818 907379667862142976 2017-09-11 19:05:45-04 @ChuckWendig @philistella @Hello_Tailor damn it 13819 907378220126806016 2017-09-11 19:00:00-04 ?? https://t.co/MIPKaLYiBx https://t.co/dYjPnNhj10 13820 907376442220179456 2017-09-11 18:52:56-04 @ChuckWendig @philistella @Hello_Tailor chuck 13821 907374033250942977 2017-09-11 18:43:22-04 @pbump Omg 13822 907372401423474688 2017-09-11 18:36:53-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto cc @kateconger do you still need these 13823 907371988246822912 2017-09-11 18:35:14-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto Talk about "end to end" 13824 907371799838588929 2017-09-11 18:34:29-04 @gregotto @HowellONeill Christ 13825 907371634063020037 2017-09-11 18:33:50-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto At the same time, or...? 13826 907371437425651718 2017-09-11 18:33:03-04 @dellcam You persisted? 13827 907371273956859910 2017-09-11 18:32:24-04 @gregotto Omg 13828 907370846251110400 2017-09-11 18:30:42-04 @dellcam I think SFC has posted it 13829 907370751031947265 2017-09-11 18:30:19-04 @BrendanBordelon Of all the agencies to use it... 13830 907370675492544512 2017-09-11 18:30:01-04 The Senate Judiciary Committee will vote on Trump's nominee for DOJ Criminal Division chief on Thursday. https://t.co/nC2BxmsxBZ 13831 907370441823617029 2017-09-11 18:29:06-04 @dmccabe Omg u GIFed yourself 13832 907369535522721792 2017-09-11 18:25:30-04 @dmccabe I love these videos 13833 907369098639806469 2017-09-11 18:23:45-04 @adschina I refuse 13834 907368955182030851 2017-09-11 18:23:11-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria GDI 13835 907368208411369472 2017-09-11 18:20:13-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria As we established earlier in this thread, screw u 13836 907367951187275776 2017-09-11 18:19:12-04 @MadelineRConway just want you to know that I saw that 13837 907367271223439361 2017-09-11 18:16:30-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria As we established earlier in this thread, I already had one 13838 907365617501601793 2017-09-11 18:09:55-04 @heathdwilliams HIS FACE 13839 907364934387978241 2017-09-11 18:07:13-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria It's not 13840 907364639939469312 2017-09-11 18:06:02-04 @John_Infante @darth Ok ok no need to go apeshit 13841 907364569915559938 2017-09-11 18:05:46-04 @philistella @Hello_Tailor I don't follow 13842 907364374804869126 2017-09-11 18:04:59-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria ಠ_ಠ 13843 907363771550715904 2017-09-11 18:02:35-04 @philistella @Hello_Tailor was he fired 13844 907363129260072960 2017-09-11 18:00:02-04 Cybersoccer https://t.co/D5lrWOTKYO (h/t @adschina) https://t.co/5ifrHw8CqS 13845 907362587213529094 2017-09-11 17:57:53-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria i feel like it's probably bad for my brand to be here 13846 907362465557688322 2017-09-11 17:57:24-04 @Hello_Tailor @philistella what happened in 1790 is what I want to know 13847 907361903101595651 2017-09-11 17:55:10-04 @Hello_Tailor @philistella yep 13848 907361605121449985 2017-09-11 17:53:59-04 @darth probably not a lot darth probably peanuts 13849 907361503199875073 2017-09-11 17:53:34-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria ugh 13850 907361470383607808 2017-09-11 17:53:27-04 @ChuckWendig @philistella @Hello_Tailor DAMN it chuck 13851 907360837580595201 2017-09-11 17:50:56-04 @ChuckWendig @philistella @Hello_Tailor i hate you 13852 907360672249532416 2017-09-11 17:50:16-04 @ladyofthewhills @eleventhirtyate people are bad 13853 907360530444308480 2017-09-11 17:49:43-04 @ChuckWendig @philistella @Hello_Tailor oh FFS chuck 13854 907359794209665024 2017-09-11 17:46:47-04 @philistella @Hello_Tailor tag yourself, I'm "An arthritic dog, 'Reginald,' who died of boredom" 13855 907359231665491968 2017-09-11 17:44:33-04 @eleventhirtyate like caldera 13856 907359153387175937 2017-09-11 17:44:14-04 @quigonsmith @eleventhirtyate oh man 13857 907358224738693120 2017-09-11 17:40:33-04 @HowellONeill @kevincollier @WilliamTurton no I didn't 13858 907358066320044033 2017-09-11 17:39:55-04 @kevincollier @WilliamTurton lifehack: cyber-rob the bank of bangladesh and use the money to pay for court docs 13859 907355575394091009 2017-09-11 17:30:01-04 On 9/11 anniversary, ODNI releases Coats/Sessions letter to congressional leaders urging reauth of § 702 spy powers: https://t.co/2a5Pg4qeha https://t.co/zUQ13qsKSP 13860 907354989953249280 2017-09-11 17:27:42-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria gross 13861 907352374334943234 2017-09-11 17:17:18-04 @mrbowers @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria @kristenkbates I just feel like I'm never going to be able to see a porg's surprised, depressed face the same way again after this 13862 907351457392930817 2017-09-11 17:13:39-04 @mrbowers @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @petridishes @darth @chaosbria @kristenkbates jfc 13863 907351445040705538 2017-09-11 17:13:36-04 @libbycwatson pics 13864 907350378416627712 2017-09-11 17:09:22-04 These letters to Equifax's CEO follow one that Senate Commerce Committee leaders sent last week: https://t.co/RMjlRk5tOA 13865 907348239309049856 2017-09-11 17:00:52-04 @PubPolHist @darth @chaosbria @mrbowers @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer JFC 13866 907348150515638272 2017-09-11 17:00:31-04 @petridishes @darth @chaosbria @mrbowers @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer oh alexandra no please look away 13867 907347624818245632 2017-09-11 16:58:26-04 @darth @chaosbria @mrbowers @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer GOOD GOD HOW DO YOU EVEN KNOW ABOUT THIS 13868 907341872548515841 2017-09-11 16:35:34-04 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @darth enhanced af 13869 907341050393579522 2017-09-11 16:32:18-04 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @chaosbria @darth bowers 13870 907340593029939202 2017-09-11 16:30:29-04 @darth @jesseberney @_Cooper DARTH 13871 907340487476043778 2017-09-11 16:30:04-04 @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @chaosbria @darth gross 13872 907340088580956161 2017-09-11 16:28:29-04 @jesseberney @_Cooper @darth jfc 13873 907339852689166337 2017-09-11 16:27:33-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ItsTheRocketeer @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @darth wow 13874 907337452569993217 2017-09-11 16:18:00-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ItsTheRocketeer @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @darth ya 13875 907336961949667334 2017-09-11 16:16:03-04 @mrbowers @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @darth bowers...thank's 13876 907332923015127041 2017-09-11 16:00:00-04 "something we have to look into extensively...have to explore all the best ways to make sure that Americans are protected in that sense" https://t.co/JZKs8HP4ez 13877 907325203742646272 2017-09-11 15:29:20-04 @GregorStocks LOL 13878 907323030375948288 2017-09-11 15:20:42-04 This is cool and fun! https://t.co/0gCGuDUfuG 13879 907317438831833089 2017-09-11 14:58:29-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @darth irl no 13880 907315446378098689 2017-09-11 14:50:34-04 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @chaosbria @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @darth lol 13881 907313328871100426 2017-09-11 14:42:09-04 @kristenkbates @chaosbria @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer 50 shades of porg cc: @darth 13882 907313163963580416 2017-09-11 14:41:30-04 @EricColumbus @aedwardslevy eric you don't have to do this 13883 907313123505393664 2017-09-11 14:41:20-04 @aedwardslevy hawaii* are you like this (*funny/relevant bc hawaiian pizza) 13884 907312751026077696 2017-09-11 14:39:51-04 @aedwardslevy citation needed 13885 907312389179281408 2017-09-11 14:38:25-04 @aedwardslevy why are you still here? 13886 907302728581435393 2017-09-11 14:00:02-04 Half the replies to this tweet are people suggesting that Sessions go first. https://t.co/XnefzHtGFB 13887 907293219473514499 2017-09-11 13:22:14-04 @darth go manateam 13888 907288304546193408 2017-09-11 13:02:43-04 @MeganStifel Jeez 13889 907287900445986816 2017-09-11 13:01:06-04 @aedwardslevy announce your retirement from your account 13890 907287822079537153 2017-09-11 13:00:48-04 @LillianSkye_ So glad to hear this! 13891 907287632249368577 2017-09-11 13:00:02-04 Reading this just makes me want to grovel all over my keyboard. https://t.co/BT7mFVgsm3 13892 907283559139995649 2017-09-11 12:43:51-04 @jesseberney @darth omfg 13893 907283377732104193 2017-09-11 12:43:08-04 @darth "fucking iMac" sounds like a sex robot of its own tbqh darth 13894 907282772607295488 2017-09-11 12:40:44-04 @Annie_Andersen I uploaded so many clips to my channel because I kept referencing them in discussions and not finding them on YT! 13895 907272528254582785 2017-09-11 12:00:01-04 .@vermontgmg's oral history of Air Force One on 9/11 is a must-read on this day every year. https://t.co/mSjpaNVF0j Unbelievable anecdotes. https://t.co/kh33OkQ5zB 13896 907265844119556096 2017-09-11 11:33:28-04 @IsaacDovere fake 13897 907261262865817601 2017-09-11 11:15:15-04 @IsaacDovere that's fake 13898 907257431603994625 2017-09-11 11:00:02-04 Beautiful @overbye tribute to amazing Cassini, which will crash into Saturn on Friday after some final science: https://t.co/9wYWa5tMJL https://t.co/ROcowQkUEN 13899 907242344466042881 2017-09-11 10:00:05-04 @heathdwilliams ❄️❄️❄️ 13900 907242279760547840 2017-09-11 09:59:49-04 @Wanderlustin JFC 13901 907240794133864448 2017-09-11 09:53:55-04 @Wanderlustin this is my favorite running story on twitter 13902 907230251566202880 2017-09-11 09:12:02-04 .@EACgov meeting today and tomorrow to advance next generation of voting system standards. Watch here starting now: https://t.co/jkyEdOOXvV 13903 907225759860891648 2017-09-11 08:54:11-04 @heathdwilliams ELLIOT 13904 907223368495243264 2017-09-11 08:44:41-04 @twiedenbein OMG TOM 13905 907218499700846592 2017-09-11 08:25:20-04 @MarisaKabas good morning 13906 907214680564912130 2017-09-11 08:10:09-04 @Wanderlustin all games have been destroyed 13907 907214396153384962 2017-09-11 08:09:01-04 @Wanderlustin very sad. there are no games now 13908 907214170067800065 2017-09-11 08:08:08-04 @Wanderlustin omg saf no 13909 907214040266674176 2017-09-11 08:07:37-04 @Wanderlustin omg g a m e r g a t e 13910 907213061571923968 2017-09-11 08:03:43-04 @michejaw onbeleefd tbh 13911 907212136794832897 2017-09-11 08:00:03-04 "Nuclear Booty" https://t.co/8cawB1XBxQ 13912 907211849829142528 2017-09-11 07:58:54-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin men and ladymen 13913 907064318629380097 2017-09-10 22:12:40-04 @joshgerstein Hahahaha 13914 907058817908854789 2017-09-10 21:50:49-04 Florida af https://t.co/JhYUbZcm5z 13915 907054357891477504 2017-09-10 21:33:05-04 @darth @ming0h omg 13916 906944477725696001 2017-09-10 14:16:28-04 @ohheygreat Those eyes 13917 906941598231089152 2017-09-10 14:05:01-04 @ohheygreat LUMPY 13918 906931253211025409 2017-09-10 13:23:55-04 @ohheygreat Smart 13919 906922380777410561 2017-09-10 12:48:40-04 @Hello_Tailor Not with that attitude! 13920 906918903091265541 2017-09-10 12:34:50-04 God bless America https://t.co/RKlJ5cmg7O 13921 906677638760103937 2017-09-09 20:36:08-04 @soaringleap424 She is my idol 13922 906669527672541185 2017-09-09 20:03:55-04 @soaringleap424 JESUS 13923 906660679234543616 2017-09-09 19:28:45-04 cyber https://t.co/TZip2Ehapr 13924 906648686398242816 2017-09-09 18:41:06-04 @ChuckWendig i love cybre 13925 906645668999163904 2017-09-09 18:29:06-04 https://t.co/KKJ6jGc7sP 13926 906639752849477632 2017-09-09 18:05:36-04 @ChuckWendig chuck no 13927 906635525888598018 2017-09-09 17:48:48-04 @ChuckWendig both of us ANL 13928 906635268874272768 2017-09-09 17:47:47-04 @ChuckWendig you ANAL 13929 906634548410286082 2017-09-09 17:44:55-04 @ChuckWendig chuck 13930 906634191173046272 2017-09-09 17:43:30-04 @ChuckWendig IANAL but n 13931 906630250792189953 2017-09-09 17:27:50-04 @ChuckWendig n fwiw 13932 906627278876106753 2017-09-09 17:16:02-04 @ChuckWendig n tbh 13933 906625786127450114 2017-09-09 17:10:06-04 @ChuckWendig h*ck n 13934 906624008900239361 2017-09-09 17:03:02-04 @ChuckWendig n 13935 906618981561323521 2017-09-09 16:43:04-04 @ChuckWendig You're bad 13936 906616572248313858 2017-09-09 16:33:29-04 @maddieratner @darth do you have any thoughts on this thread 13937 906605398421118978 2017-09-09 15:49:05-04 @michejaw @maddieratner A mystery of our age 13938 906603863209373696 2017-09-09 15:42:59-04 @maddieratner Back home, getting a bath. https://t.co/Vtblvv3ZPF 13939 906593460911788032 2017-09-09 15:01:39-04 @maddieratner https://t.co/biLJG7nkGF 13940 906593398844469248 2017-09-09 15:01:24-04 @ohheygreat A mystery of science 13941 906592982383710208 2017-09-09 14:59:45-04 @ohheygreat This is just the most ridiculous face 13942 906587213785440258 2017-09-09 14:36:49-04 @maddieratner Maddie has gone in a few times but mostly wants the treats at the vendor booths https://t.co/QsCsDVnjcz 13943 906586831755587584 2017-09-09 14:35:18-04 @maddieratner The dogs are very good https://t.co/rU0jvfONAw 13944 906562856572919808 2017-09-09 13:00:02-04 Top lawyer for North Carolina's election board says NC will join Virginia in ditching touchscreen machines ----> https://t.co/vybltCJGgF 13945 906556857933856768 2017-09-09 12:36:12-04 @JennyENicholson ¯\_()_/¯ 13946 906526303616163840 2017-09-09 10:34:47-04 @pbump who's the kid 13947 906518365874933760 2017-09-09 10:03:15-04 @daveweigel Dave. Play with your damn dog. 13948 906363925222084608 2017-09-08 23:49:33-04 @JennaMC_Laugh no part of this is good 13949 906350694919270400 2017-09-08 22:56:59-04 @APBBlue get out 13950 906350665710096384 2017-09-08 22:56:52-04 @SammyDempsey @darth christ this dog 13951 906350571501883392 2017-09-08 22:56:30-04 @kristenkbates is that a porg 13952 906343904475209728 2017-09-08 22:30:00-04 this is a good cat https://t.co/Kv9uwY7zfX 13953 906336359840866304 2017-09-08 22:00:01-04 #cyberanalogy https://t.co/WbwNMVMWjw 13954 906334934159253504 2017-09-08 21:54:21-04 @soaringleap424 HER RIGHT EYE OMG 13955 906334907152175104 2017-09-08 21:54:15-04 @soaringleap424 THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN I AM PHYSICALLY DECEASED 13956 906333849197727745 2017-09-08 21:50:03-04 @soaringleap424 I JUST NOTICED HER HEAD IN THE SHADOWS SHE IS LURKING WTF IM CRYING 13957 906333689868640256 2017-09-08 21:49:25-04 @soaringleap424 holy shit jess 13958 906331953946906624 2017-09-08 21:42:31-04 @RoguePodron @farfarawayradio no 13959 906331494590894081 2017-09-08 21:40:41-04 @kissane @darth i'm not crying. in fact, there is just a tsunami on my face 13960 906329401536782336 2017-09-08 21:32:22-04 @soaringleap424 IM FUCKING DEAD 13961 906321262372425728 2017-09-08 21:00:02-04 Disney World will shut down Sat through Tues for Irma, only 5th time in 46 yrs it has closed for a full day or more. https://t.co/eILuElCqLl 13962 906313707684208641 2017-09-08 20:30:01-04 I love this story. "How does a university go about replacing a live mascot?" https://t.co/DRU2D9kqRJ https://t.co/Zqqqno7lnx 13963 906306162387173376 2017-09-08 20:00:02-04 look at this FACE https://t.co/N7VqMCujz2 13964 906302382555897857 2017-09-08 19:45:00-04 Russian hacker Roman Seleznev pleads guilty to two charges in connection with $50 million identity theft operation. https://t.co/bViLPsg1XH https://t.co/w2Qn8KDtFw 13965 906298607996895232 2017-09-08 19:30:01-04 God, this @Mobute story about bracing for Irma is just agonizing. https://t.co/u8ggL1GKAi https://t.co/uWOMuuXOI0 13966 906294831043014656 2017-09-08 19:15:00-04 perfect https://t.co/n1J5QDx8zL 13967 906291064385945601 2017-09-08 19:00:02-04 #TeamKathy https://t.co/FzGHKcML3s https://t.co/b0MIfGSQjw 13968 906284411527864320 2017-09-08 18:33:36-04 This story is really something https://t.co/4OysGzhlkO 13969 906275967261429761 2017-09-08 18:00:03-04 https://t.co/jA4Jfgb1jF https://t.co/FjkOPW3je4 13970 906275055822413829 2017-09-08 17:56:25-04 @CarpeDiemCyber @Bing_Chris I know, I just wasn't sure which CyberScoop articles they meant 13971 906273418244497409 2017-09-08 17:49:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 @JoinTheSchwarz Omg 13972 906273325848068096 2017-09-08 17:49:33-04 @Bing_Chris State secrets? 13973 906272181625249792 2017-09-08 17:45:00-04 Good lord. https://t.co/vexQxMh8bG 13974 906269635187748864 2017-09-08 17:34:53-04 Kaspersky confirms that Best Buy has stopped selling its products, as first reported by @CyberScoopNews. Significant retailer move. https://t.co/j8OQ1GaaWk 13975 906268454294093826 2017-09-08 17:30:11-04 @kateconger smh 13976 906268286459011074 2017-09-08 17:29:31-04 @kateconger Per your suggestion: K A T OWNED 13977 906265484424826886 2017-09-08 17:18:23-04 UPDATE: Virginia State Board of Elections has voted 3-0 to approve the election department's recommendation. Touchscreen machines banned. 13978 906263519854829568 2017-09-08 17:10:35-04 @darth i love that you now have a cyber thread tbh darth 13979 906255052821733377 2017-09-08 16:36:56-04 @morningmoneyben animals are so good 13980 906254346815508481 2017-09-08 16:34:08-04 @morningmoneyben OMG 13981 906254174060511234 2017-09-08 16:33:27-04 they have no idea what's going on, they're just trying to live their flamingo life 13982 906254010394476547 2017-09-08 16:32:48-04 @MarisaKabas flamingos are the chillest 13983 906253310151323648 2017-09-08 16:30:01-04 omg look at these little guys https://t.co/4cDepRTAXU 13984 906252154192711685 2017-09-08 16:25:25-04 @darth omg darth i love these tweets i love u 13985 906249534401011712 2017-09-08 16:15:00-04 Equifax briefed @HouseCommerce on its data breach today and the committee will hold a hearing, Chairman Greg Walden says. https://t.co/6dwCRYtHaw 13986 906245768071094272 2017-09-08 16:00:02-04 At this point I'd almost rather have my identity stolen than receive another Equifax-related PR pitch. 13987 906244646078164993 2017-09-08 15:55:35-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill @selenalarson ... 13988 906237556886577152 2017-09-08 15:27:25-04 @erikmal hmmm 13989 906237539123683328 2017-09-08 15:27:21-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson ashley madison was hacked 13990 906236883021307904 2017-09-08 15:24:44-04 @selenalarson selena I hope ur identity is okay 13991 906236764230176768 2017-09-08 15:24:16-04 @selenalarson selena there was a data breach 13992 906233732415283200 2017-09-08 15:12:13-04 @gregotto :) 13993 906233530547621889 2017-09-08 15:11:25-04 @gregotto Not quite https://t.co/pvYIISA0Lc 13994 906232892669513729 2017-09-08 15:08:53-04 @gregotto Thanks. So you still can't join a class-action suit related to the product. 13995 906232305357910016 2017-09-08 15:06:33-04 @gregotto Where did they clarify this? 13996 906230670489378819 2017-09-08 15:00:03-04 .@briankrebs says he can't recall a data breach response as "haphazard and ill-conceived" as Equifax's: https://t.co/WP2576swG9 13997 906228218931359744 2017-09-08 14:50:18-04 @theglipper OMFG 13998 906224631903858688 2017-09-08 14:36:03-04 @theglipper leave Kenneth alone 13999 906224352089305088 2017-09-08 14:34:57-04 @theglipper you're disgusting 14000 906224335307845632 2017-09-08 14:34:53-04 @HowellONeill @kevincollier lol 14001 906224056214671360 2017-09-08 14:33:46-04 @theglipper wtf 14002 906223114689716224 2017-09-08 14:30:02-04 CFPB spokesman tells me that this upcoming rule https://t.co/4DVEJ9M5Sr doesn't affect agreements that start before 3/19/18. https://t.co/vf3BLk3qOj 14003 906220074838749184 2017-09-08 14:17:57-04 Member of hacker group "Crackas With Attitude" sentenced to five years in prison for targeting USG officials. https://t.co/BRn6msPRcu https://t.co/2Q244nYQhQ 14004 906219128784134144 2017-09-08 14:14:11-04 @iammollymchugh i love these creatures 14005 906217793691025408 2017-09-08 14:08:53-04 @ASankin @HowellONeill jesus 14006 906215563394899968 2017-09-08 14:00:01-04 House Financial Services Committee chairman says he has "begun preparations for a hearing" on Equifax. h/t @davidshepardson for scooping https://t.co/GpahmwptD1 14007 906211316406333441 2017-09-08 13:43:09-04 @heathdwilliams so he's literally doing what he accuses you of doing 14008 906209431960080385 2017-09-08 13:35:39-04 @admiraljello jfc 14009 906208280594305024 2017-09-08 13:31:05-04 @atsneed boback 14010 906208017011658753 2017-09-08 13:30:02-04 .@CFPB says it's "looking into the data breach and Equifax's response," calls ID theft prevention service arbitration clause "troubling." https://t.co/FEFHZn9nXl 14011 906207797712486401 2017-09-08 13:29:10-04 @libbycwatson the splinter user has logged on 14012 906203718852497409 2017-09-08 13:12:57-04 "an extraordinary step forward for the integrity and security of Virginia's elections" https://t.co/LAfondEY9J 14013 906203053661069316 2017-09-08 13:10:19-04 @novemberhaiku the link to the memo includes a map 14014 906200521786232832 2017-09-08 13:00:15-04 The Virginia elections department informed other states of its recommendation — a subtle hint that they might want to follow suit. 14015 906200368564097024 2017-09-08 12:59:38-04 This is one of the most significant steps that any state has taken to secure its voting systems since the 2016 election. 14016 906200179224825856 2017-09-08 12:58:53-04 The Virginia State Board of Elections will vote on the agency's recommendation at its 2pm meeting today. 14017 906196427252084736 2017-09-08 12:43:59-04 @admiraljello this is for you https://t.co/XcONI0CNAN 14018 906188660818706432 2017-09-08 12:13:07-04 @Bing_Chris @gregotto @samehlinger @JakeWilliamsDC @altonbrown ice cold 14019 906188270178066432 2017-09-08 12:11:34-04 @Bing_Chris @gregotto @samehlinger @JakeWilliamsDC @altonbrown let him live 14020 906185419334848512 2017-09-08 12:00:14-04 @madddie818 @darth @erinruberry EVERLY 14021 906184485271736320 2017-09-08 11:56:32-04 @RachAClark @VeracityMedia that eye is expressive af 14022 906183170118356992 2017-09-08 11:51:18-04 @byrdinator Witty Reply Goes Here 14023 906182564972564480 2017-09-08 11:48:54-04 @AshCrossan @theREALHAK mucho unfair 14024 906182443782299649 2017-09-08 11:48:25-04 @AshCrossan @theREALHAK smart — now she can't say no 14025 906182191012556801 2017-09-08 11:47:25-04 @AshCrossan staying with friends on the UWS, what about u 14026 906181858911768577 2017-09-08 11:46:05-04 @AshCrossan CANT WAIT TBH 14027 906181700505481216 2017-09-08 11:45:28-04 @AshCrossan yep!! 14028 906181689646469121 2017-09-08 11:45:25-04 @AshCrossan omfg 14029 906181550215180289 2017-09-08 11:44:52-04 @AshCrossan yes 14030 906175340221001728 2017-09-08 11:20:11-04 @michaelcrowley CONGRATU R O W LATIONS E Y 14031 906173119425118209 2017-09-08 11:11:22-04 .@RepTedLieu asks @HouseJudiciary leaders for a hearing with reps from Big Three credit reporting firms. https://t.co/7ynPYi25m9 https://t.co/Kl6s6pWRsm 14032 906166728635408385 2017-09-08 10:45:58-04 ️️️️️ https://t.co/qYsG5jDNGn 14033 906161508354318337 2017-09-08 10:25:13-04 @rhhackett lol 14034 906161454595919872 2017-09-08 10:25:01-04 @yashar @RosieGray yashar why would you RT this and Rosie why would you RT him why why all of you why 14035 906138770231238656 2017-09-08 08:54:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Hey that's the guy 14036 906138624814612481 2017-09-08 08:54:18-04 @motleybaker Same 14037 906138131694485504 2017-09-08 08:52:20-04 @WilliamCWest Yes! 14038 906134998733946880 2017-09-08 08:39:53-04 @ashleyfeinberg Short for "Coastopher" 14039 906134327846678528 2017-09-08 08:37:13-04 Easy D for Federal G https://t.co/jQlnmsMA5i 14040 905993465636548608 2017-09-07 23:17:29-04 @DannyPirtle19 @lynnyneal @ladyofthewhills @kristenkbates no 14041 905993253333426177 2017-09-07 23:16:38-04 @DannyPirtle19 @lynnyneal @ladyofthewhills @kristenkbates hot 14042 905991977401016320 2017-09-07 23:11:34-04 @erinbiba it me 14043 905991708961329152 2017-09-07 23:10:30-04 @akhoya87 ew 14044 905991143497850880 2017-09-07 23:08:15-04 #tbt folks https://t.co/SpGQcvytzK 14045 905990270013059072 2017-09-07 23:04:47-04 I'm just saying I'd feel a lot safer if Richard Dean Anderson were down there sitting in a chair okay 14046 905989078151286785 2017-09-07 23:00:03-04 can we check to see if there is a Stargate under there I am just asking https://t.co/yXepbpSWW2 14047 905984502501175296 2017-09-07 22:41:52-04 @morningmoneyben omg this pup!! 14048 905984124376240129 2017-09-07 22:40:22-04 @L1st3n_ what? 14049 905984032931954688 2017-09-07 22:40:00-04 jfc https://t.co/0r2M2jAFCz 14050 905979723108552704 2017-09-07 22:22:52-04 @Tcann13 @TheApexFan I love this tweet 14051 905979263748370432 2017-09-07 22:21:03-04 In Statement of Admin Policy, WH objects to two FY18 NDAA cyber provisions, one on protecting election systems and one on intl cyber policy. https://t.co/PwxFJnPdDw 14052 905977144672739328 2017-09-07 22:12:38-04 @ashleyfeinberg this is sad 14053 905976904611713028 2017-09-07 22:11:40-04 @AshCrossan bff 14054 905974635770114050 2017-09-07 22:02:40-04 Great @rubycramer interview with DNC CTO @raffi. His emphasis on helping state parties will be key. https://t.co/KGybHcSQFl https://t.co/lfG6slBqfw 14055 905973410576171008 2017-09-07 21:57:47-04 @darth @juliacarriew DARTH OMG DARTH 14056 905973068899766272 2017-09-07 21:56:26-04 @darth @sparksjls https://t.co/UB0tF6txm8 14057 905972195490496512 2017-09-07 21:52:58-04 @darth cyber, darth 14058 905967696545816577 2017-09-07 21:35:05-04 @DannyPirtle19 lol 14059 905967132651003904 2017-09-07 21:32:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 as long as kristen doesn't show up 14060 905966906053730304 2017-09-07 21:31:57-04 @DannyPirtle19 ew danny no 14061 905966719591743489 2017-09-07 21:31:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 ;) 14062 905966465597222914 2017-09-07 21:30:12-04 @soaringleap424 GOOD LORD ALMIGHTY THIS CAT 14063 905966418574921732 2017-09-07 21:30:00-04 Horrific: "Devastation in the Caribbean as Irma Heads Toward Miami" https://t.co/RSQQ5EhFxV https://t.co/wt5apgFUX6 14064 905966384240263168 2017-09-07 21:29:52-04 @DannyPirtle19 that puffin is me 14065 905960527238750208 2017-09-07 21:06:36-04 @soaringleap424 video please 14066 905960340252483585 2017-09-07 21:05:51-04 @soaringleap424 HUNTER KITTY WITH LASER FOCUS 14067 905958877518327814 2017-09-07 21:00:02-04 @AthertonKD @emptywheel omg 14068 905958867221176320 2017-09-07 21:00:00-04 https://t.co/h15ZQF6xIs 14069 905958366547202050 2017-09-07 20:58:01-04 @soaringleap424 when can I see her again 14070 905957168813416449 2017-09-07 20:53:15-04 @soaringleap424 I LOVE THIS CAT 14071 905955664551440384 2017-09-07 20:47:16-04 @TonyRomm FBI also says it's monitoring your tweets and may delete your account soon 14072 905955092465164289 2017-09-07 20:45:00-04 FBI statement to me on Equifax data breach: "The FBI is aware of the reporting and tracking the situation as appropriate." 14073 905952798575079429 2017-09-07 20:35:53-04 @MalwareJake omg I love this website 14074 905950265467179008 2017-09-07 20:25:49-04 @kevincollier kevin... 14075 905947543468683264 2017-09-07 20:15:00-04 The SEC just declined to comment after I asked if it was investigating this, btw. https://t.co/V6Jrndspml 14076 905944581593866241 2017-09-07 20:03:14-04 @kristenkbates omg good 14077 905943782608261120 2017-09-07 20:00:04-04 LOOK AT THIS FACE https://t.co/uD1J0eZ7D8 14078 905942731469586436 2017-09-07 19:55:53-04 @kristenkbates Rude 14079 905939668004372480 2017-09-07 19:43:43-04 @kristenkbates Excluding lima beans I assume 14080 905938734528565252 2017-09-07 19:40:00-04 lol https://t.co/3mI6hB3tJG 14081 905938584695431168 2017-09-07 19:39:24-04 @pbump cc @darth 14082 905938049246298113 2017-09-07 19:37:17-04 @kristenkbates they look scared, which is what I'd expect from your kids 14083 905937927343091713 2017-09-07 19:36:48-04 @KarenRylander https://t.co/1B9dPuGKf7 14084 905934882936950784 2017-09-07 19:24:42-04 @NatashaBertrand also congrats on, uh, this whole thing i guess 14085 905934014963384320 2017-09-07 19:21:15-04 How does this keep happening?!?!??! 14086 905933139859697665 2017-09-07 19:17:46-04 Oh my god. https://t.co/RnwTxJAiYM https://t.co/Sth4qX2tg7 14087 905933111808188418 2017-09-07 19:17:39-04 @ditzkoff irl lol 14088 905928678042980353 2017-09-07 19:00:02-04 Infrastructure Week! https://t.co/rsBsWu5GfW 14089 905928445334626304 2017-09-07 18:59:07-04 @NatashaBertrand I love the double "of course" in Cobb's comment 14090 905924894407278592 2017-09-07 18:45:00-04 love it https://t.co/V6JrndaNXL 14091 905921120091693056 2017-09-07 18:30:00-04 I got Bingo! https://t.co/TL10ggXBaf 14092 905920515088449538 2017-09-07 18:27:36-04 @HowellONeill @BlakeSobczak @kevincollier He's American, so I suspect he has already been punished today 14093 905920111944630273 2017-09-07 18:26:00-04 @BlakeSobczak @kevincollier blake 14094 905917513418100736 2017-09-07 18:15:40-04 @HowellONeill genuine lol 14095 905917453741563904 2017-09-07 18:15:26-04 @kevincollier bold statement 14096 905917388364935168 2017-09-07 18:15:11-04 "Water, once the solution to many of [NASA's] problems, is becoming its biggest threat." https://t.co/HwmtVSlmoA https://t.co/E0qDP7Ropo 14097 905913582390575105 2017-09-07 18:00:03-04 Of course. https://t.co/4D21FYsIUQ https://t.co/qZfJrv0MU8 14098 905909158276366338 2017-09-07 17:42:28-04 @clubjade @heathdwilliams Across the Porgs 14099 905907481397911553 2017-09-07 17:35:49-04 @emptywheel It's 143m in U.S. plus others in U.K. and Canada 14100 905906706844147714 2017-09-07 17:32:44-04 @heathdwilliams @collinllewellyn Jesus 14101 905906020500647936 2017-09-07 17:30:00-04 .@ScottShaneNYT goes deep on the Kremlin's use of Twitter and Facebook bot armies to spread hacked material in 2016: https://t.co/Qm0q01ipYn https://t.co/FhKIw1YW1G 14102 905904243093196805 2017-09-07 17:22:57-04 @redboybroken https://t.co/uFrSA3P0iq 14103 905900939709734913 2017-09-07 17:09:49-04 Equifax breach (143m Americans) is in top five largest of all time. https://t.co/4v3SkJSQSG https://t.co/bYZ1Hh1TyM 14104 905895554382782465 2017-09-07 16:48:25-04 Breach occurred from mid-May thru July. Equifax is working with an outside cyber firm and law enforcement. https://t.co/lTVuA3oGRp https://t.co/58ehWPoIH0 14105 905894480120881152 2017-09-07 16:44:09-04 Oh man https://t.co/rW6vdB5PUk 14106 905890923221053441 2017-09-07 16:30:01-04 Using @CedricRichmond's comment as an excuse to re-share my story about Trump admin cyber vacancies: https://t.co/qRty1YG5hL https://t.co/MuCi0maJkl 14107 905890492700925952 2017-09-07 16:28:18-04 @mollyesque @CNN Congrats! 14108 905890434152574976 2017-09-07 16:28:04-04 @Thebanjohype @historyinflicks yeah but then we wouldn't have had so much fun this week 14109 905890306318589953 2017-09-07 16:27:34-04 @ditzkoff hahhahahahahahahahah 14110 905890087950569472 2017-09-07 16:26:42-04 @ChuckWendig beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeebob beeeeeeeeeeeebirmp 14111 905883371682725888 2017-09-07 16:00:00-04 OMG https://t.co/Kls4CKfTCL https://t.co/kJ4xM8luIy 14112 905882832471457792 2017-09-07 15:57:52-04 @emptywheel is this water polo 14113 905880935513690115 2017-09-07 15:50:20-04 @ChuckWendig hip hop 14114 905877040997564416 2017-09-07 15:34:51-04 @ChuckWendig blav 14115 905874875633590273 2017-09-07 15:26:15-04 @erikmal @pbump what 14116 905874810097586176 2017-09-07 15:25:59-04 @ChuckWendig jlip 14117 905874784663347205 2017-09-07 15:25:53-04 @pbump @erikmal phrasing 14118 905874716895965186 2017-09-07 15:25:37-04 @ChuckWendig gluck gluck gluck gluck 14119 905874326087487489 2017-09-07 15:24:04-04 @ChuckWendig hafloosh 14120 905873990161506304 2017-09-07 15:22:44-04 @ChuckWendig bleeeeeeeeeeemp 14121 905873755834126336 2017-09-07 15:21:48-04 @ChuckWendig glooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnkfsh 14122 905872912250535936 2017-09-07 15:18:27-04 @ChuckWendig horgleborgle 14123 905871409792077824 2017-09-07 15:12:29-04 @ChuckWendig eegads 14124 905871037505708033 2017-09-07 15:11:00-04 @ChuckWendig yikes 14125 905869974119567360 2017-09-07 15:06:46-04 @ChuckWendig jeez 14126 905869336212111363 2017-09-07 15:04:14-04 @ChuckWendig wow 14127 905869323838906373 2017-09-07 15:04:11-04 @HowellONeill it me 14128 905868270879686656 2017-09-07 15:00:00-04 European defense ministers meet for cyber exercise that tests their cooperation. My story: https://t.co/8JPBUsBKwZ 14129 905866856510185473 2017-09-07 14:54:23-04 @ChuckWendig but 14130 905865958782271488 2017-09-07 14:50:49-04 @ChuckWendig wait 14131 905865612060217345 2017-09-07 14:49:26-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @mrbowers rude 14132 905864760834621441 2017-09-07 14:46:03-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @mrbowers damn it heath i wanted snoke's face on yaddle's head 14133 905862670183780352 2017-09-07 14:37:45-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams @mrbowers heath now put snoke on yaddle 14134 905858783389286401 2017-09-07 14:22:18-04 Well, that's...not good. https://t.co/tqVz2uIpwt 14135 905856688267382788 2017-09-07 14:13:59-04 @GibbsGirlAbby @darth same tbh 14136 905855835129163776 2017-09-07 14:10:35-04 @darth yes darth you can text with me and i will send you maddie pics 14137 905855069270224896 2017-09-07 14:07:33-04 @bnystedt @CMWAshby @darth @SamGV @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams darth joining Star Wars Twitter is the worst thing to ever happen to me 14138 905854362332823552 2017-09-07 14:04:44-04 @darth @SamGV @CMWAshby @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams can I live 14139 905853590165749760 2017-09-07 14:01:40-04 @kristenkbates @darth @CMWAshby @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams i'm not dave 14140 905853109376872451 2017-09-07 13:59:45-04 @kristenkbates @darth @CMWAshby @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams please don't be rude 14141 905852273166880769 2017-09-07 13:56:26-04 @darth @CMWAshby @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams god damn it 14142 905850414725304320 2017-09-07 13:49:03-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin kandelina yes 14143 905849954622689280 2017-09-07 13:47:13-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin S N O K ERIC 14144 905848955430461441 2017-09-07 13:43:15-04 -----> https://t.co/NNurXHjgTO 14145 905848504693686272 2017-09-07 13:41:28-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate rude 14146 905848041994846208 2017-09-07 13:39:37-04 @eleventhirtyate ahhh the cover 14147 905847756257931265 2017-09-07 13:38:29-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin love to be snoke 14148 905847651534602242 2017-09-07 13:38:04-04 @eleventhirtyate are there Visual Dictionary interior pages online? 14149 905847528083652609 2017-09-07 13:37:35-04 Wray: Professionals are handling the Russia investigation and “I have confidence in them to be able to do their job professionally.” 14150 905847476355289092 2017-09-07 13:37:22-04 Wray says has "enormous respect for former Director Mueller." Calls him "consummate professional." "He’s really running that investigation.” 14151 905846714929737728 2017-09-07 13:34:21-04 @Wanderlustin y.e.s. 14152 905846516467818498 2017-09-07 13:33:33-04 @Wanderlustin it me 14153 905845632098807808 2017-09-07 13:30:03-04 Awful. https://t.co/dyH2trg4jx 14154 905844615797985281 2017-09-07 13:26:00-04 @chuge11 @heathdwilliams YES 14155 905844505349427200 2017-09-07 13:25:34-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby @heathdwilliams @darth NO 14156 905844304182214656 2017-09-07 13:24:46-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby @heathdwilliams no 14157 905842500409155584 2017-09-07 13:17:36-04 @maggieNYT Guessing no one is more thankful for Kelly than he is 14158 905841011498381313 2017-09-07 13:11:41-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams of course 14159 905840860927021056 2017-09-07 13:11:05-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams i want to die 14160 905840696581644292 2017-09-07 13:10:26-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams lookin hot 14161 905840378636632065 2017-09-07 13:09:10-04 @heathdwilliams what. 14162 905840209211916289 2017-09-07 13:08:30-04 @msiglain @pablohidalgo @IDWPublishing @cavanscott @LandryQWalker @CartoonJones @e_charretier @derek_charm @ChrisSamnee @chris_ryall @dentontipton @thedisastrix I love the Graf family connection! 14163 905838655180333056 2017-09-07 13:02:19-04 @byrdinator all roads lead to infrastructure week 14164 905838085967159296 2017-09-07 13:00:04-04 ------> https://t.co/nLBbDR93Dz 14165 905837145637752833 2017-09-07 12:56:19-04 @AdrianChen @alexburnsNYT huge if true 14166 905836665553514496 2017-09-07 12:54:25-04 @HowellONeill yessssssss 14167 905831446933368832 2017-09-07 12:33:41-04 @darth darth... 14168 905831326380634115 2017-09-07 12:33:12-04 @darth omg 14169 905828949091127296 2017-09-07 12:23:45-04 @woodruffbets this hits all the notes 14170 905827594892976128 2017-09-07 12:18:22-04 @TomPerez @raffi BTW, for those curious, here's my story about DNC chair candidates' cyber goals, including Perez: https://t.co/diVJA1L8Af https://t.co/93xnryxqbJ 14171 905827074719571968 2017-09-07 12:16:18-04 @brian_nov Thought about doing that one 14172 905823583628394496 2017-09-07 12:02:26-04 @TomPerez @raffi .@raffi says DNC is moving to cloud and consulting tech companies. Also says he'll be phishing the entire DNC staff to see who falls for it. https://t.co/6viIqzRDdt 14173 905822978021236736 2017-09-07 12:00:01-04 When I interviewed @TomPerez, he took DNC cyber challenges seriously. Wired interview with @raffi reinforces that. https://t.co/zK7cHB8nq7 https://t.co/kjpuQ7utCy 14174 905815431163678721 2017-09-07 11:30:02-04 .@CyberScoopNews gets 2015 DOD watchdog report on Cyber Command identifying problems that persist today: https://t.co/Z5redmhhkV https://t.co/gJw2HCpHU0 14175 905808124979933184 2017-09-07 11:01:00-04 @kristenkbates @darth Jesus 14176 905807881911590914 2017-09-07 11:00:02-04 никогда не чирикать https://t.co/HmrKpz63kI 14177 905806068399431680 2017-09-07 10:52:50-04 @kristenkbates @darth this thread is so imporgtant 14178 905805224144752641 2017-09-07 10:49:29-04 @darth @kristenkbates irl lol darth irl lol 14179 905802232083472385 2017-09-07 10:37:35-04 @darth @fmanjoo not enough dashes for that darth 14180 905800082108370944 2017-09-07 10:29:03-04 @admiraljello Palpatine is Snoke 14181 905798116531728386 2017-09-07 10:21:14-04 @eleventhirtyate Ava 2020 14182 905796167325376512 2017-09-07 10:13:29-04 @nycsouthpaw thank you 14183 905794406502027264 2017-09-07 10:06:30-04 @pablohidalgo the penguin icon is what makes it art 14184 905793632443265028 2017-09-07 10:03:25-04 @Bing_Chris @emptywheel @MalwareTechBlog great job Chris 14185 905793145476087808 2017-09-07 10:01:29-04 @fordm everything, and nothing 14186 905792714083618817 2017-09-07 09:59:46-04 OMFG https://t.co/VEc90jTAjq 14187 905773943126204417 2017-09-07 08:45:11-04 same tbh https://t.co/UFdSDUar36 14188 905628160779321344 2017-09-06 23:05:53-04 where is that damn meteor https://t.co/I9ECGstNTO 14189 905627387953635328 2017-09-06 23:02:49-04 @theglipper @darth 14190 905627183732940801 2017-09-06 23:02:00-04 @theglipper @darth SETTLE DOWN 14191 905627047489413120 2017-09-06 23:01:28-04 @dcbigjohn it's a philosophy thing I think 14192 905626962961588224 2017-09-06 23:01:08-04 @darth omg this FACE 14193 905626110372741120 2017-09-06 22:57:45-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @TheRealIanCoe @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 n 14194 905625994010165249 2017-09-06 22:57:17-04 @dceiver i'm on team mint the debt ceiling 14195 905625030838689792 2017-09-06 22:53:27-04 @MatthewNussbaum hahahahaha 14196 905624923661619200 2017-09-06 22:53:02-04 @TheRealIanCoe @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 omg :) 14197 905624808775454721 2017-09-06 22:52:34-04 @_NegassiT omfg 14198 905624771014139904 2017-09-06 22:52:25-04 @DustinGiebel @KevINthe406 lol 14199 905566661838823427 2017-09-06 19:01:31-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 same tbh 14200 905566643983704064 2017-09-06 19:01:27-04 @heathdwilliams YES 14201 905566350038499330 2017-09-06 19:00:17-04 @TheRealIanCoe @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 fuck 14202 905566319231238145 2017-09-06 19:00:09-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 SAME 14203 905558736428773378 2017-09-06 18:30:01-04 Lots of interesting stuff in @TomBossert45's talk today, including this from Jenna and this https://t.co/uZUqUwSeor from @Bing_Chris https://t.co/u3pNAu0GOU 14204 905556537472667649 2017-09-06 18:21:17-04 @jimbriggs3 @ASankin settle down 14205 905556493969313793 2017-09-06 18:21:07-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 Yes! I led a guild in Runescape. 14206 905555901700067328 2017-09-06 18:18:46-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 omfg 14207 905551186920562688 2017-09-06 18:00:01-04 "...a nation of concussed and bewildered morons absorbing the news piece by piece..." https://t.co/hseX56RlOc 14208 905545393710153728 2017-09-06 17:37:00-04 and darth does it once again https://t.co/g9I4WpXlIe 14209 905544631420637184 2017-09-06 17:33:58-04 @ASankin what's the constitution 14210 905544242033983488 2017-09-06 17:32:26-04 @ASankin you are amazing 14211 905544128741695488 2017-09-06 17:31:59-04 @LususNaturae0 @_McFIy right, sorry -- Harvey has already hit mainland U.S. so I wasn't counting it 14212 905543635453825026 2017-09-06 17:30:01-04 Photo of the day https://t.co/tIKjp1Ojei 14213 905541454193459204 2017-09-06 17:21:21-04 @ASankin wow that was fast 14214 905541433137954818 2017-09-06 17:21:16-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 wow 14215 905541292989579264 2017-09-06 17:20:43-04 @SarahDemp @xenadd @ladyofthewhills @CMWAshby @crerrity @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @SwaraSalih1 @quigonsmith @shannonjoy26 omg xena do you like mace windu too 14216 905539856599703553 2017-09-06 17:15:00-04 Jesus. Hurricane #3. https://t.co/QaJIMFPVYM 14217 905537790523449346 2017-09-06 17:06:47-04 @ASankin sure 14218 905536152442167296 2017-09-06 17:00:17-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @quigonsmith @SwaraSalih1 @ladyofthewhills @CMWAshby @Stephen_Kent89 @admiraljello @crerrity @shannonjoy26 grand safster 14219 905536085836607493 2017-09-06 17:00:01-04 this is me when I see @Bing_Chris at a conference https://t.co/qwiLknlzkD 14220 905535488911659009 2017-09-06 16:57:39-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 hmmm 14221 905535416153014273 2017-09-06 16:57:21-04 @ASankin I really need you to write a "President Zuckerberg" show 14222 905533936792727553 2017-09-06 16:51:29-04 @ASankin omfg 14223 905533910938943492 2017-09-06 16:51:23-04 @heathdwilliams but don't talk to @DannyPirtle19 14224 905531401025544194 2017-09-06 16:41:24-04 @SwaraSalih1 @admiraljello @Stephen_Kent89 @ladyofthewhills @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate @crerrity @quigonsmith @shannonjoy26 I still wanted to see the tweets, I just didn't want notifications for them; I was kidding anyway 14225 905528794697621505 2017-09-06 16:31:03-04 @admiraljello @Stephen_Kent89 @ladyofthewhills @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate @crerrity @SwaraSalih1 @quigonsmith @shannonjoy26 how do I turn off notifications for a thread 14226 905528538878627840 2017-09-06 16:30:02-04 Interesting part to me is how Conaway handles what Nunes is doing. https://t.co/x6Paudv17o 14227 905524757461794816 2017-09-06 16:15:00-04 Facebook says it sold ads to a Russian company that ran a troll farm trying to influence 2016 voters. https://t.co/QBTXiUPo3W https://t.co/faM1IMOpoJ 14228 905520981363404800 2017-09-06 16:00:00-04 Trump and Democrats vs. Republicans https://t.co/pU9lSBJPWD 14229 905520372593905664 2017-09-06 15:57:35-04 @ladyofthewhills @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @quigonsmith @shannonjoy26 @SwaraSalih1 this is sad 14230 905518859653976066 2017-09-06 15:51:34-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @ladyofthewhills @quigonsmith @shannonjoy26 @SwaraSalih1 you honor me 14231 905517650415058944 2017-09-06 15:46:46-04 @darth @JDiamond1 @davidmackau you're unbelievable 14232 905517576876429313 2017-09-06 15:46:28-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov exactly 14233 905516392870531075 2017-09-06 15:41:46-04 @Wanderlustin she trusts you to take care of her saf!! 14234 905516309034790916 2017-09-06 15:41:26-04 @Wanderlustin ITS AN ADVENTURE 14235 905516278420566016 2017-09-06 15:41:19-04 @Wanderlustin of fucking course 14236 905515371565867008 2017-09-06 15:37:42-04 At #intelligence2017, top FBI cyber official talks up bureau's practice of embedding agents at U.S. embassies: https://t.co/xi2ZKlXnKC 14237 905508186467258369 2017-09-06 15:09:09-04 @aedwardslevy Not bad, 6.7/10 14238 905505893072109568 2017-09-06 15:00:03-04 Laurens has your hot EU cyber news here -----> https://t.co/TMWGh8UnSP 14239 905502023306575872 2017-09-06 14:44:40-04 @byrdinator I sure could 14240 905500903737884672 2017-09-06 14:40:13-04 This website is free https://t.co/GldROhlUTj 14241 905500198742478848 2017-09-06 14:37:25-04 @Bing_Chris brutal 14242 905500113824620544 2017-09-06 14:37:05-04 @byrdinator I like this 14243 905495325279911938 2017-09-06 14:18:03-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @maxpalas @NoTheOtherLeft @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams smh 14244 905495290622377984 2017-09-06 14:17:55-04 @theglipper @Bing_Chris omfg 14245 905495020085661697 2017-09-06 14:16:50-04 A senior govt official just laughed at a joke I made at the INSA summit. @Bing_Chris was there and can attest. It was off the record though. 14246 905494380416557056 2017-09-06 14:14:18-04 @maxpalas @NoTheOtherLeft @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams Wow 14247 905492812703072261 2017-09-06 14:08:04-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @maxpalas @heathdwilliams same 14248 905490783574278144 2017-09-06 14:00:00-04 "How are you sleeping at night? You’re a monster." "Like a baby..." https://t.co/Y9jxxWtV8P 14249 905490716293562368 2017-09-06 13:59:44-04 @maxpalas @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @nicolecieux WHAT 14250 905490684555218948 2017-09-06 13:59:37-04 @iammollymchugh @ringer love u and miss u 14251 905487266709209092 2017-09-06 13:46:02-04 @aexia @darth agreed, darth we need you 14252 905486828920340484 2017-09-06 13:44:17-04 @kateconger what 14253 905486540834570243 2017-09-06 13:43:09-04 @NatashaBertrand @DavidCornDC what even 14254 905486283690184704 2017-09-06 13:42:07-04 @justinjm1 @andylevy grrrlrlrllgrlrlrllrlrlrlrlglrglrl 14255 905486103389634568 2017-09-06 13:41:24-04 @andylevy @justinjm1 it's the wookiee language 14256 905485999177949184 2017-09-06 13:40:59-04 @justinjm1 @andylevy 12/yes/shriiwook 14257 905485827534401537 2017-09-06 13:40:19-04 @andylevy @justinjm1 yw andy 14258 905485814414630913 2017-09-06 13:40:15-04 @pwnallthethings he and others at WH, including Joyce, have been saying this for months 14259 905485602816225280 2017-09-06 13:39:25-04 @justinjm1 @andylevy rekt 14260 905485487430885377 2017-09-06 13:38:57-04 @andylevy @justinjm1 justin it means "i know right" it's a slang thing 14261 905485387103166464 2017-09-06 13:38:34-04 @MEPFuller everyone should always go to north dakota 14262 905485156554821633 2017-09-06 13:37:39-04 @darth OH MY GOD 14263 905483665693696000 2017-09-06 13:31:43-04 "Chuck and Nancy"! https://t.co/4m71Z7n5SK 14264 905483062959636481 2017-09-06 13:29:19-04 @iammollymchugh @ringer you're not a good idea 14265 905477900090179584 2017-09-06 13:08:49-04 @ditzkoff there we go 14266 905477874072866820 2017-09-06 13:08:42-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @kristenkbates @nicolecieux christ 14267 905477833744666625 2017-09-06 13:08:33-04 #StarWarsShutdownJokes 14268 905477589405458432 2017-09-06 13:07:34-04 Just putting the news in context for you, folks. 14269 905477358676840449 2017-09-06 13:06:39-04 @ditzkoff hard to believe you write for the new york times 14270 905477267266174976 2017-09-06 13:06:18-04 Under just-reached deal, government funding will expire when The Last Jedi is released. https://t.co/HRfoMP0xe8 14271 905477003297607684 2017-09-06 13:05:15-04 @ditzkoff December 15 is when The Last Jedi comes out, fyi 14272 905476754688675840 2017-09-06 13:04:15-04 @AshCrossan shouldn't it be a pursette then 14273 905475914364006400 2017-09-06 13:00:55-04 @KatieBoWill i love this 14274 905475879400300545 2017-09-06 13:00:47-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @nicolecieux NO 14275 905475521722638337 2017-09-06 12:59:21-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @NoTheOtherLeft @nicolecieux smh heath 14276 905475474163421184 2017-09-06 12:59:10-04 @TonyRomm @ashleyrgold ugh 14277 905475279283519489 2017-09-06 12:58:24-04 @ashleyrgold @TonyRomm owned 14278 905475191467331585 2017-09-06 12:58:03-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @nicolecieux shut up kandelyn 14279 905475110366216193 2017-09-06 12:57:43-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @nicolecieux it's because it's on my https://t.co/avdh7pPtn0 bio page from when I wrote there, and https://t.co/avdh7pPtn0 has gr8 SEO/whatever 14280 905474449595670530 2017-09-06 12:55:06-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @nicolecieux what the fuck 14281 905474293127053312 2017-09-06 12:54:29-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams owned 14282 905474090127040512 2017-09-06 12:53:40-04 @AshCrossan incredible 14283 905474071462379520 2017-09-06 12:53:36-04 @MeltyArtz I love this so much 14284 905471360822108160 2017-09-06 12:42:49-04 @Hello_Tailor Same 14285 905470728753045508 2017-09-06 12:40:19-04 @Hello_Tailor I love you 14286 905469673818517505 2017-09-06 12:36:07-04 @Hello_Tailor can u pls explain bog mummies in ur trademark way 14287 905469373464408065 2017-09-06 12:34:56-04 @kateconger @PAYOLETTER @michejaw "They say it's a dog-eat-dog world out there. They're wrong. It's a dog-eat-obese-kookaburra world. This summer..." 14288 905469129884360705 2017-09-06 12:33:58-04 @Hello_Tailor gavia...what... 14289 905468733833060354 2017-09-06 12:32:23-04 @PAYOLETTER @michejaw mfw i realize i can live my dreams https://t.co/UAXJ9MASv9 14290 905468529578737665 2017-09-06 12:31:34-04 Tune in next week! https://t.co/RhGfrD3SCs 14291 905468293242388480 2017-09-06 12:30:38-04 @PAYOLETTER @michejaw thank u for supporting me 14292 905462936768000004 2017-09-06 12:09:21-04 @Bing_Chris @HowellONeill @ThirdEmily patrick, would you call it a whale tale? 14293 905452749009104896 2017-09-06 11:28:52-04 @blakehounshell nothing matters, though 14294 905445497787125760 2017-09-06 11:00:03-04 "Nunes, who despite stepping aside from directing [Russia probe] has been leading his own separate investigation..." https://t.co/DUFqa6RUA3 14295 905435501414543360 2017-09-06 10:20:20-04 Two good threads for understanding Symantec's report on Energetic Bear: https://t.co/ZNlFvrskYG https://t.co/UBX1v40Y8M 14296 905430695744610304 2017-09-06 10:01:14-04 @ditzkoff @rianjohnson never heard of it 14297 905427396081397761 2017-09-06 09:48:07-04 .@TomBossert45: White House exploring ways to improve DHS's cyber structure. My story: https://t.co/QGmQvxyE1p 14298 905427118976376833 2017-09-06 09:47:01-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 ahahahahahahaha 14299 905426658823417856 2017-09-06 09:45:12-04 @eliotnelson same tbh re: headline 14300 905426463423385602 2017-09-06 09:44:25-04 @TonyRomm @dmccabe lawl 14301 905426093255086080 2017-09-06 09:42:57-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls I HAVE MY REASONS 14302 905426011197714433 2017-09-06 09:42:37-04 @DannyPirtle19 omg 14303 905423936007098368 2017-09-06 09:34:22-04 @Schreality :( :( 14304 905414258657198080 2017-09-06 08:55:55-04 Bossert: Unlikely that offensive cyberattack will have deterrent effect. “Not only a misnomer, but something we have to move past.” 14305 905414179779215362 2017-09-06 08:55:36-04 Bossert says he expects admin to determine "a means & a method to apply elements of national power outside of cyber to punish bad behavior." 14306 905414039320367108 2017-09-06 08:55:03-04 Bossert says they're still reviewing the data that agencies provided before they decide on response strategies. 14307 905413343321739265 2017-09-06 08:52:17-04 First question for Bossert in Q&A is about the status of the cyber deterrence options that Trump's EO called for. 14308 905411208991428608 2017-09-06 08:43:48-04 Bossert: We need to tell bad actors that "we won’t tolerate them using their govt capabilities … to collect against our ... companies." 14309 905410921912307712 2017-09-06 08:42:40-04 Bossert: We need to tell "countries that have an asymmetric advantage over our companies" to stop hacking them. #intelligence2017 14310 905410601450704896 2017-09-06 08:41:23-04 Bossert says intl bodies have competing political interests and can't effectively police bad actors' cyber transgressions. #intelligence2017 14311 905410522627141633 2017-09-06 08:41:04-04 On intl engagement: “I love multilateral bodies for a lot of reasons … but I don’t always love [them] for the purpose of enforcement.” 14312 905410076223123456 2017-09-06 08:39:18-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 i love her, she is tied for #1 in my book 14313 905409910074208256 2017-09-06 08:38:38-04 Bossert: DHS is not performing badly on cyber, but it could do better if it had a better-defined mission. #intelligence2017 14314 905409762409500673 2017-09-06 08:38:03-04 “There’s some authorities issues that we’re going to have to discuss," Bossert says. #intelligence2017 14315 905409735821856768 2017-09-06 08:37:57-04 Bossert says Trump admin has opportunity to "improve upon" DHS's cyber structure. #intelligence2017 14316 905409417235005440 2017-09-06 08:36:41-04 @soaringleap424 omg this is so awkward alexandra i love you 14317 905409114817355776 2017-09-06 08:35:29-04 Back on 702, Bossert says, “There’s a whole lot of misnomer around this authority.” #intelligence2017 14318 905408830749777923 2017-09-06 08:34:21-04 Bossert now saying U.S. needs to streamline process for accessing data stored on foreign servers and letting foreign countries do same here. 14319 905407605052407808 2017-09-06 08:29:29-04 @soaringleap424 14320 905407172649127936 2017-09-06 08:27:46-04 @TomBossert45 @INSAlliance "The cybersecurity mission is forefront on my mind most days," Bossert says. 14321 905406585429733376 2017-09-06 08:25:26-04 WH Homeland Security Adviser @TomBossert45 speaking now at @INSAlliance #Intelligence2017 summit. https://t.co/ExagVgbRTv 14322 905404650245033984 2017-09-06 08:17:44-04 @MatthewNussbaum forgot "NARRATOR VOICE" 14323 905402787080622082 2017-09-06 08:10:20-04 @Wanderlustin yes 14324 905256741662859264 2017-09-05 22:30:00-04 omg https://t.co/fgNzUpV8Zi 14325 905256492244377601 2017-09-05 22:29:01-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @ladyofthewhills @SarahDemp twss 14326 905256418323943424 2017-09-05 22:28:43-04 @VileZero @ladyofthewhills @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahaha 14327 905256140145135616 2017-09-05 22:27:37-04 @ladyofthewhills @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate wow why 14328 905255533208358918 2017-09-05 22:25:12-04 @ladyofthewhills @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate there's also Rebel Rising 14329 905249195442880512 2017-09-05 22:00:01-04 What a world https://t.co/EiWONtSlf0 14330 905243836963835904 2017-09-05 21:38:44-04 @juliehdavis 10/10 14331 905241639282774016 2017-09-05 21:30:00-04 @norwoodmike those are frogs not cats 14332 905241431257870337 2017-09-05 21:29:10-04 @JennyENicholson I print all your tweets and read them aloud to my Amish pen pal 14333 905241261308825600 2017-09-05 21:28:29-04 @libbycwatson i'm fully dead @ this cat 14334 905238152478109697 2017-09-05 21:16:08-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin die 14335 905236627265638401 2017-09-05 21:10:05-04 @libbycwatson video pls 14336 905235288737361924 2017-09-05 21:04:45-04 @RobMajor4 @JoeNBC @darth very excited to get started 14337 905234097093713921 2017-09-05 21:00:01-04 @darth what do you think of this cat 14338 905234049136037888 2017-09-05 20:59:50-04 @aedwardslevy jfc 14339 905233183553310722 2017-09-05 20:56:24-04 is this not the most beautiful cat you have ever seen in your life https://t.co/R5dsgd3gIJ 14340 905229730110156800 2017-09-05 20:42:40-04 @aedwardslevy "bad is coming" "bad forward, bad back" "school's out for the bad" 14341 905228293762318336 2017-09-05 20:36:58-04 @mrbowers @Wanderlustin @cyberpunkwarlok @DannyPirtle19 she protec she encourage she respec 14342 905227356905889796 2017-09-05 20:33:14-04 @cyberpunkwarlok @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin she sure does 14343 905226930986917888 2017-09-05 20:31:33-04 @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @cyberpunkwarlok saf liked it 14344 905225815490789379 2017-09-05 20:27:07-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @cyberpunkwarlok @mrbowers shower? I barely know her 14345 905225327772872705 2017-09-05 20:25:11-04 @Wanderlustin perfect 14346 905224325548175360 2017-09-05 20:21:12-04 @Wanderlustin i cannot emphasize enough how much i need you to keep tweeting about her every day forever 14347 905224068600868864 2017-09-05 20:20:10-04 @obrandt read it and loved it! 14348 905223510078914561 2017-09-05 20:17:57-04 @danielmcfadin soon! 14349 905223306076446721 2017-09-05 20:17:09-04 Sad that I completely missed that today was the anniversary. Voyager 1 is my favorite spacecraft and I'll always be in awe of what NASA did. https://t.co/tdveqKMZPV 14350 905222969684844544 2017-09-05 20:15:48-04 @libbycwatson it's me 14351 905217201875165185 2017-09-05 19:52:53-04 @ditzkoff i'm there 14352 905210789996490753 2017-09-05 19:27:24-04 @Wanderlustin lol 14353 905209540060307457 2017-09-05 19:22:26-04 @SaraSorcher OMG 14354 905203895449796609 2017-09-05 19:00:01-04 https://t.co/N915QLTBpO 14355 905200165497303046 2017-09-05 18:45:11-04 @TeRealCrisyCris @darth omfg 14356 905200147382054913 2017-09-05 18:45:07-04 @BradMossEsq @darth yes 14357 905200137886191616 2017-09-05 18:45:05-04 @Hello_Tailor @darth we are considering it 14358 905198990026833925 2017-09-05 18:40:31-04 excited to announce that @darth and I are co-producing Star Wars Episode IX https://t.co/NJIo3IEhSE 14359 905197353623330816 2017-09-05 18:34:01-04 @nicolecieux omg @semirose i love you 14360 905197235943727105 2017-09-05 18:33:33-04 @tayhatmaker @A_single_bear I LOVE BEAR 14361 905196594760302594 2017-09-05 18:31:00-04 same tbh https://t.co/EJXJK1IBx9 14362 905195901546889218 2017-09-05 18:28:15-04 @chaosbria they could! 14363 905195769615044614 2017-09-05 18:27:43-04 @chaosbria but if they were mad they could say something like "Trevorr-oh-no!" 14364 905195587494019072 2017-09-05 18:27:00-04 Just gonna do this whenever someone hates on KK tbh https://t.co/0cC2fn4Wgc 14365 905195539125370880 2017-09-05 18:26:48-04 @nicolecieux omg 14366 905194606056353792 2017-09-05 18:23:06-04 @Duvisited https://t.co/iXVQu9pp2z 14367 905194566126587904 2017-09-05 18:22:56-04 @Wanderlustin LUV U 14368 905194543712264194 2017-09-05 18:22:51-04 @PubPolHist Sure, I'm not saying it should have been great, I'm just saying it didn't work with that switchup 14369 905194322009653248 2017-09-05 18:21:58-04 @Wanderlustin oh wait nvm i misread ur tweet luv u 14370 905194266238091264 2017-09-05 18:21:45-04 @Wanderlustin JJ leaked 14371 905194197380157441 2017-09-05 18:21:29-04 @PubPolHist the Rogue One music was not great, so 14372 905193722249404416 2017-09-05 18:19:35-04 *closes eyes, whispers "In Kathleen Kennedy I trust" over and over again* https://t.co/sLnRoTepM3 14373 905191838440722432 2017-09-05 18:12:06-04 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams Bread Kenobi with Hummus Eisley 14374 905190853781716998 2017-09-05 18:08:11-04 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams We make such a good team Pablo 14375 905190618120556544 2017-09-05 18:07:15-04 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams Xizorso 14376 905189946880909312 2017-09-05 18:04:35-04 @heathdwilliams Nah 14377 905189704294903808 2017-09-05 18:03:37-04 @heathdwilliams Jesus 14378 905188806835490817 2017-09-05 18:00:03-04 I cannot believe this website is free https://t.co/LoHMYLGazZ 14379 905185021308399616 2017-09-05 17:45:01-04 CBO scores vuln disclosure reporting bill (<$500k) & NPPD restructuring bill (~~): https://t.co/J9lZe9E66v https://t.co/sCUO9pRqy2 https://t.co/SiRktoBnmg 14380 905184778567213059 2017-09-05 17:44:03-04 @NoahShachtman @attackerman something something Edward Snowdenverbroncos 14381 905181650967035904 2017-09-05 17:31:37-04 (This is a SAP on the House FY2018 consolidated appropriations bill, btw.) 14382 905180991618113536 2017-09-05 17:29:00-04 SAP has not been posted online yet but it will be here soon: https://t.co/BmyVNDonw9 14383 905180613954633728 2017-09-05 17:27:30-04 In new SAP, OMB dings House for not funding Trump's IT modernization program and for underfunding OPM and HUD IT budgets. https://t.co/qDn2I05rBc 14384 905173069928570881 2017-09-05 16:57:31-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams SAF 14385 905172737815187458 2017-09-05 16:56:12-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin good, no one should ever disagree w me 14386 905172236600057857 2017-09-05 16:54:13-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin it. looks. dumb. 14387 905171214259421184 2017-09-05 16:50:09-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin stop 14388 905171069383966720 2017-09-05 16:49:34-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate it looks so dumb 14389 905170698523607040 2017-09-05 16:48:06-04 @pbump which one daou you mean 14390 905169409010012161 2017-09-05 16:42:58-04 @LawrenceConnol2 @darth omg 14391 905169164360396804 2017-09-05 16:42:00-04 https://t.co/uWZ6hkGY4W 14392 905168596552310784 2017-09-05 16:39:45-04 @ChuckWendig @dcperry your head is fine well, i mean it's not but it is 14393 905167925887295488 2017-09-05 16:37:05-04 @MatthewNussbaum probably has something to do with the character of white men 14394 905167590183591936 2017-09-05 16:35:45-04 @darth are you saying it is knob big deal to ignore the knob darth 14395 905167421962629122 2017-09-05 16:35:05-04 @theglipper @darth greg 14396 905167176042250243 2017-09-05 16:34:06-04 @darth how do you use the knob on the side you don't have opposable thumbs 14397 905166328813813761 2017-09-05 16:30:44-04 @darth how do you use a watch you are a red panda 14398 905166052413276160 2017-09-05 16:29:38-04 @mims @shaneharris literally what does this mean, are msft security guards going to shoot at federal agents i mean it's cool that we're getting all macho but 14399 905164009367855108 2017-09-05 16:21:31-04 @ChuckWendig n 14400 905162848590077952 2017-09-05 16:16:54-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams OMFG 14401 905162390714634241 2017-09-05 16:15:05-04 @jesseberney @KevinMKruse @darth NARRATOR VOICE: actually he cared a lot but he wanted to seem cool and nonchalant on Twitter Dot Com 14402 905162248649416710 2017-09-05 16:14:31-04 @jesseberney @KevinMKruse @darth jesse first of all shut up second of all i was talking to kevin third of all shut up 14403 905161987809828865 2017-09-05 16:13:29-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams omfg 14404 905161904896790528 2017-09-05 16:13:09-04 @KevinMKruse @jesseberney @darth you're not my dad 14405 905161539115679745 2017-09-05 16:11:42-04 @jesseberney @KevinMKruse @darth jesse pls 14406 905161218394075136 2017-09-05 16:10:26-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams https://t.co/0Pv3nqt93I 14407 905160952114503680 2017-09-05 16:09:22-04 @KevinMKruse @jesseberney kevin smh https://t.co/BBJw8Ys6El 14408 905160695095992320 2017-09-05 16:08:21-04 @jesseberney yep 14409 905160577613524993 2017-09-05 16:07:53-04 @jesseberney jesse 14410 905160563872890886 2017-09-05 16:07:50-04 @darth @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @NickdeSemlyen @cFidd @BlairJCampbell i was having such a good day darth 14411 905160281277464576 2017-09-05 16:06:42-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate it's basically NOS 14412 905160174209552384 2017-09-05 16:06:17-04 @jesseberney irma let you finish 14413 905160129938632705 2017-09-05 16:06:06-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate okay that's ugly af 14414 905160018420539393 2017-09-05 16:05:40-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @darth @NickdeSemlyen @cFidd @BlairJCampbell KRISTEN 14415 905159841102131200 2017-09-05 16:04:57-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @darth @NickdeSemlyen @cFidd @BlairJCampbell HEATH 14416 905159815990792193 2017-09-05 16:04:51-04 @eleventhirtyate where is this from 14417 905159713423319040 2017-09-05 16:04:27-04 @kristenkbates @darth @NickdeSemlyen @cFidd @BlairJCampbell KRISTEN 14418 905157828733800449 2017-09-05 15:56:58-04 @darth @NickdeSemlyen @cFidd @BlairJCampbell @kristenkbates omg it me darth 14419 905155654578524161 2017-09-05 15:48:19-04 @brian_nov hmmm 14420 905155452505391105 2017-09-05 15:47:31-04 @brian_nov R2-D2 is the best 14421 905147574751035393 2017-09-05 15:16:13-04 @_jennytweets @theDogvocate @darth @dog_rates THAT IS A VERY GOOD FACE 14422 905145762903937026 2017-09-05 15:09:01-04 @_jennytweets @darth @dog_rates AMBER 14423 905132959333830656 2017-09-05 14:18:08-04 @burgessev @TonyRomm appoint an emergency manager perhaps 14424 905131992626450433 2017-09-05 14:14:18-04 @blakehounshell I'll do it 14425 905127211426086912 2017-09-05 13:55:18-04 @CMWAshby @ladyofthewhills @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @jwinkworth23 @KnightofEm I love this accurate and real photo so much 14426 905120981362016256 2017-09-05 13:30:32-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate ohhhh, you know it ;) 14427 905120721923440640 2017-09-05 13:29:31-04 @CMWAshby @ladyofthewhills @jwinkworth23 @KnightofEm @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate ahahahahahah 14428 905120642009354240 2017-09-05 13:29:12-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate too bad 14429 905120285518594048 2017-09-05 13:27:47-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate get help 14430 905119792520159233 2017-09-05 13:25:49-04 @ladyofthewhills @kaludiasays @mskategardner @KnightofEm @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate porglitical* 14431 905118882662318081 2017-09-05 13:22:12-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate stop 14432 905118849598672900 2017-09-05 13:22:04-04 @HowellONeill ty 14433 905118613992079361 2017-09-05 13:21:08-04 @Madilorian :( 14434 905118587844734976 2017-09-05 13:21:02-04 It's certainly been interesting to watch some cyber folks line up behind Hutchins despite how much remains unknown. https://t.co/Vs9QWMTVLz 14435 905118265302769665 2017-09-05 13:19:45-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello twss 14436 905118247271485440 2017-09-05 13:19:41-04 @Madilorian omfg 14437 905118228661358593 2017-09-05 13:19:36-04 @HowellONeill pat, send me your cybernudes 14438 905118007680225280 2017-09-05 13:18:43-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade I hope not 14439 905117976067702790 2017-09-05 13:18:36-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate what the hell 14440 905117609787523072 2017-09-05 13:17:09-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade I don't think so 14441 905117431890411520 2017-09-05 13:16:26-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade wait wat am i really 14442 905117403440394240 2017-09-05 13:16:19-04 @HowellONeill that's a lot of nudes 14443 905117326290407424 2017-09-05 13:16:01-04 @kyle_newman OMG. Big day! Congrats! 14444 905117142256930817 2017-09-05 13:15:17-04 @eleventhirtyate @clubjade you are a website 14445 905115801228910593 2017-09-05 13:09:57-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello i never asked for this 14446 905115235169820673 2017-09-05 13:07:42-04 @pbump no thanks 14447 905115163250057217 2017-09-05 13:07:25-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate no wait 14448 905115131637616641 2017-09-05 13:07:18-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate christ 14449 905115044253458433 2017-09-05 13:06:57-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate omg 14450 905114819602378752 2017-09-05 13:06:03-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate very mature 14451 905114809414422529 2017-09-05 13:06:01-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate i will turn this car around 14452 905114714543456256 2017-09-05 13:05:38-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate no you're owned 14453 905114686324174849 2017-09-05 13:05:32-04 @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate what the fuck 14454 905114576555003904 2017-09-05 13:05:05-04 @kaludiasays @ladyofthewhills @mskategardner @KnightofEm @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate I can locate the porg, but you'll need the handles for extraction. 14455 905114555524812800 2017-09-05 13:05:00-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate jay 14456 905114541306077184 2017-09-05 13:04:57-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate oh. my. god. 14457 905114528547004417 2017-09-05 13:04:54-04 @TheRealIanCoe @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate oh my god 14458 905114328495480832 2017-09-05 13:04:06-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate THATS NOT EVEN... 14459 905113930502111232 2017-09-05 13:02:31-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate EVERYONE HAS ALREADY DONE THIS ONE 14460 905113635441311746 2017-09-05 13:01:21-04 @kaludiasays @mskategardner @ladyofthewhills @KnightofEm @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate Possession of unsanctioned porgs, forgery of Imperial porgs, aggravated porg, escape from porg, resisting porg 14461 905110252781281281 2017-09-05 12:47:55-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @KnightofEm @eleventhirtyate you have allowed porg to become an ally of the rebellion 14462 905109930998468609 2017-09-05 12:46:38-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @KnightofEm @eleventhirtyate how 14463 905109776207577088 2017-09-05 12:46:01-04 @heathdwilliams @KnightofEm @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate heath https://t.co/ZL3f7JWLhg 14464 905109270890500097 2017-09-05 12:44:00-04 @KnightofEm @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate Porg will know the truth 14465 905108527039078401 2017-09-05 12:41:03-04 @heathdwilliams @KnightofEm @eleventhirtyate PHRASING 14466 905108357442412545 2017-09-05 12:40:23-04 @heathdwilliams @KnightofEm @eleventhirtyate we'll take the next porg, and the next, until we win, or the porgs are spent 14467 905107597606486017 2017-09-05 12:37:22-04 @eleventhirtyate why did you like her reply but not my original tweet 14468 905107479901720580 2017-09-05 12:36:53-04 @eleventhirtyate #PorgAStarWarsQuote 14469 905107384443555840 2017-09-05 12:36:31-04 @KnightofEm @eleventhirtyate Be careful not to choke on your porgs 14470 905107174430531585 2017-09-05 12:35:41-04 @KnightofEm @eleventhirtyate Rebellions are built on porgs 14471 905102536595697666 2017-09-05 12:17:15-04 @tarapalmeri @darth how does he do it day in and day out 14472 905098796866076672 2017-09-05 12:02:23-04 The FTC can't fine a company for an initial violation of its rules, but states can and did. 32 states got $3.5 million total from Lenovo. https://t.co/joiwXhYL8B 14473 905098207641960449 2017-09-05 12:00:03-04 Lenovo settles with FTC over dangerous preloaded adware. Prohibited from preloading adware w/o consent. https://t.co/QemwY2f4dT https://t.co/0r8jk9n6T1 14474 903799642743332864 2017-09-01 22:00:01-04 omg (h/t @mattdpearce https://t.co/pgfMR8lvmI https://t.co/OXJHEJiBPw 14475 904899564343357442 2017-09-04 22:50:43-04 same https://t.co/rAvWKKEPux 14476 905083617919066113 2017-09-05 11:02:04-04 #OceaniaHumor 14477 905083110597042176 2017-09-05 11:00:03-04 Which is the one with the Māori? https://t.co/PU3BiLi9pC 14478 905068320310865920 2017-09-05 10:01:17-04 @Bing_Chris 14479 905068082665840641 2017-09-05 10:00:20-04 @benjaminwittes Yes please 14480 905067998247096320 2017-09-05 10:00:00-04 The EPA has put a political aide with scant policy experience in charge of approving grants. https://t.co/Yl6zbDZlgK https://t.co/DLs63X1Wvy 14481 905064397722222592 2017-09-05 09:45:42-04 Ok... https://t.co/OOlg4dcVJK 14482 905052913235619841 2017-09-05 09:00:04-04 Wow https://t.co/DdyEKi9vXV https://t.co/k7BGMop6BP 14483 905045476424155136 2017-09-05 08:30:31-04 @Wanderlustin go to bed 14484 905045456115421185 2017-09-05 08:30:26-04 @Wanderlustin saf...same 14485 905045230579277825 2017-09-05 08:29:32-04 @Wanderlustin saf 14486 905037726591922176 2017-09-05 07:59:43-04 @TonyRomm literally holy guacamole 14487 904929372498472960 2017-09-05 00:49:09-04 @Wanderlustin a lunch 14488 904923889498771456 2017-09-05 00:27:22-04 @FlyingMezerkis @nycsouthpaw indeed 14489 904922567143804928 2017-09-05 00:22:07-04 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin too late 14490 904921071236866048 2017-09-05 00:16:10-04 @erikmal get it because tennis 14491 904920969675984896 2017-09-05 00:15:46-04 @nycsouthpaw i too am thinking of a book it's the new star wars: phasma novel that explains her backstory, it's p lit 14492 904914181358485504 2017-09-04 23:48:47-04 @erikmal yes a little football coach named larry birdie 14493 904913990618316807 2017-09-04 23:48:02-04 @erikmal is there a badminton match on 14494 904913644542201856 2017-09-04 23:46:39-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @mrbowers i'm in 14495 904913619040731136 2017-09-04 23:46:33-04 @TonyRomm oh wow 14496 904913555069308928 2017-09-04 23:46:18-04 @TonyRomm wait wat 14497 904913459720187904 2017-09-04 23:45:55-04 @TonyRomm thirsty for tronc 14498 904913329440817152 2017-09-04 23:45:24-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @mrbowers lol twinions 14499 904905873608372224 2017-09-04 23:15:47-04 @B_AlexUSA haha I'm just messing with you 14500 904901601051193345 2017-09-04 22:58:48-04 @B_AlexUSA but you said you hoped I was impeached, and that made me sad :( 14501 904900700072751104 2017-09-04 22:55:13-04 @Wanderlustin true 14502 904900388180066305 2017-09-04 22:53:59-04 @Wanderlustin (same) 14503 904900189495975936 2017-09-04 22:53:12-04 @Wanderlustin saf i don't understand, doesn't that thing only move if you tell it to, did they change it 14504 904900031538495488 2017-09-04 22:52:34-04 @B_AlexUSA come on AJ that's just mean 14505 904899578838867968 2017-09-04 22:50:46-04 @eleventhirtyate @ryorin @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates fuck 14506 904899324215255040 2017-09-04 22:49:45-04 @eleventhirtyate @ryorin @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates wait what the hell did i miss today 14507 904897708506456066 2017-09-04 22:43:20-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin they are bots they lack feelings like website 14508 904896692046192642 2017-09-04 22:39:18-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin what 14509 904896652389097473 2017-09-04 22:39:08-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate i believe it 14510 904894614762598400 2017-09-04 22:31:02-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate i saw tweets and did not understand them or their backstory 14511 904894568528785408 2017-09-04 22:30:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate wait okay can someone LITERALLY explain what that's about 14512 904894522475372544 2017-09-04 22:30:40-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin ITS NOT MY THING 14513 904894233617862656 2017-09-04 22:29:32-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate no 14514 904894216001773568 2017-09-04 22:29:27-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate kirstan, "irl lol" is not my thing; it is a thing 14515 904892338216022020 2017-09-04 22:22:00-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate "i am in" 14516 904892326090244099 2017-09-04 22:21:57-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate rude 14517 904890317735907328 2017-09-04 22:13:58-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate ;) 14518 904890227591958528 2017-09-04 22:13:36-04 I. CANNOT. https://t.co/tJK5SHBAJe 14519 904890104216518661 2017-09-04 22:13:07-04 @clubjade HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS SO MUCH 14520 904890007093211137 2017-09-04 22:12:44-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates I LOVE THIS I LOVE THIS 14521 904889978060247040 2017-09-04 22:12:37-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates SAME 14522 904889280249700353 2017-09-04 22:09:51-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates I AM FULLY DECEASED 14523 904888162241175553 2017-09-04 22:05:24-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates WAIT SAF WHAT SHOW ME OMG SHO WME 14524 904888135334727680 2017-09-04 22:05:18-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates wow 14525 904887840642924544 2017-09-04 22:04:07-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin i feel like i missed so much these weekend 14526 904887815590248448 2017-09-04 22:04:01-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin ALSO KIRSTIN UR PHOTO OMG 14527 904887793247285248 2017-09-04 22:03:56-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin OWNED 14528 904887354346831872 2017-09-04 22:02:11-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate what 14529 904886712719085568 2017-09-04 21:59:38-04 @darth omg there u go darth 14530 904856606403207168 2017-09-04 20:00:01-04 https://t.co/b4VYgIvwMF https://t.co/SfOlyoafwg 14531 904777754486472705 2017-09-04 14:46:41-04 I love dogs https://t.co/lFksC60lfP 14532 904756596613500936 2017-09-04 13:22:36-04 @ohheygreat @darth same tbh 14533 904750448300699650 2017-09-04 12:58:10-04 @LexLavi @GWUcyber Mix of SOS and independent office/board 14534 904735823849037824 2017-09-04 12:00:04-04 Cash-strapped states brace for new round of election cyberattacks. Our new investigation, published this weekend: https://t.co/MqGJp1IWh7 https://t.co/anCPhRN4pa 14535 904730364882685952 2017-09-04 11:38:22-04 @martinmatishak @Cory_Bennett @timstarks are these baseball terms 14536 904722906948751360 2017-09-04 11:08:44-04 @JennaMC_Laugh 14537 904712831060381696 2017-09-04 10:28:42-04 ------> https://t.co/iWUJQiEPCy 14538 904556748098416640 2017-09-04 00:08:29-04 @kristenkbates @ladyofthewhills @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @plantblogger @KnightofEm this is horrific 14539 904553805051822081 2017-09-03 23:56:47-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @plantblogger @ladyofthewhills @KnightofEm can u just not 14540 904553117592805378 2017-09-03 23:54:03-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @plantblogger @ladyofthewhills @KnightofEm hot 14541 904552291231043584 2017-09-03 23:50:46-04 @NatashaBertrand hey just saw this hope the drugs are good 14542 904509459443134464 2017-09-03 21:00:34-04 Heeeeeeeeeeere we go https://t.co/LFvgxVt7hm 14543 904509135584186372 2017-09-03 20:59:17-04 @Matt_Thomas731 LOL 14544 904466610597105664 2017-09-03 18:10:18-04 Also two golden retrievers, though I don't think they're part of the unit. 14545 904466330656661504 2017-09-03 18:09:12-04 Looks like police are on site at the now-shuttered Russian trade mission in D.C. (Two near gate on left, one on right.) https://t.co/hgyMtp9th6 14546 904409603676483586 2017-09-03 14:23:47-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux damn it 14547 904408197510946817 2017-09-03 14:18:12-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux guys 14548 904405796666179585 2017-09-03 14:08:39-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux Folks 14549 904396266611802112 2017-09-03 13:30:47-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux Wat 14550 904392845615923200 2017-09-03 13:17:11-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate irl lol 14551 904392259562610688 2017-09-03 13:14:52-04 @ohheygreat @darth Crucial that he does 14552 904386027040772096 2017-09-03 12:50:06-04 @Mgkarayan Oh my GOD 14553 904385946149367808 2017-09-03 12:49:46-04 https://t.co/nMkRUh1sZl 14554 904385825588301825 2017-09-03 12:49:18-04 @ohheygreat CHRIST ON A MOON BOUNCE LOOK AT HIS FACE 14555 904160667682435073 2017-09-02 21:54:36-04 @Wanderlustin wow 14556 904117597771354112 2017-09-02 19:03:27-04 @heathdwilliams Basically porn 14557 904085238414012416 2017-09-02 16:54:52-04 @ddiamond Are you here at the book festival or watching online? 14558 904080321230057478 2017-09-02 16:35:20-04 This is basically the best news I've heard in weeks. 14559 904080169568276480 2017-09-02 16:34:44-04 Here's that story: https://t.co/JSN1LN1PqD 14560 904080047585320961 2017-09-02 16:34:14-04 !!! Lewis says he's writing more pieces like VF DOE one. "The Trump admin didn't bother to get the briefings. I'm getting the briefings." 14561 904079584739676160 2017-09-02 16:32:24-04 @Hello_Tailor @eleventhirtyate Wedgecellent 14562 904076879677837312 2017-09-02 16:21:39-04 @eleventhirtyate @Hello_Tailor Agreed 14563 904076505856270336 2017-09-02 16:20:10-04 @Hello_Tailor @eleventhirtyate Wedgelica 14564 904076458548748292 2017-09-02 16:19:59-04 @Hello_Tailor Unreal 14565 904076447584800768 2017-09-02 16:19:56-04 "The people in Hollywood really prefer that authors be dead." – Michael Lewis #NatBookFest https://t.co/gOdCLgSQpn 14566 904072659809562624 2017-09-02 16:04:53-04 @Hello_Tailor JESUS 14567 904050160283639808 2017-09-02 14:35:29-04 @DannyPirtle19 Yup 14568 904040884089614340 2017-09-02 13:58:37-04 Spotted at #NatBookFest... https://t.co/VKNgnRUo69 14569 904037558656671744 2017-09-02 13:45:24-04 Attack position* 14570 904037367899717632 2017-09-02 13:44:39-04 @vanmarshall @FANEXPOCANADA @Tcann13 @starwars Great group of folks! 14571 904029448730763264 2017-09-02 13:13:11-04 I love how there's a close-up of the S-foils locking into attack formation. They know their audience!! 14572 904028669206810625 2017-09-02 13:10:05-04 X-WINGS!!!!!! https://t.co/J8fcVoSDM2 14573 904022346142502912 2017-09-02 12:44:57-04 @Tcann13 um WHAT 14574 903998219666980865 2017-09-02 11:09:05-04 @sparksjls Maybe I will see you around! Let me know if you have unscheduled time and we can meet up 14575 903983489195925504 2017-09-02 10:10:33-04 David McCullough y'all https://t.co/8gtW5Tw7wD 14576 903980377320165378 2017-09-02 09:58:11-04 @sparksjls What sessions are you seeing? I'm mostly on the history track. 14577 903980050797744128 2017-09-02 09:56:53-04 It's lit. https://t.co/AhMS0XBGv9 14578 903959506329227264 2017-09-02 08:35:15-04 @g_lanktree here's the report that best fits your description — 90-day deadline from signing of EO, or August 9 https://t.co/X4RAPXyEHP 14579 903957782340259841 2017-09-02 08:28:24-04 @g_lanktree "effectiveness at detecting hacking and protecting their data" describes a different report than the one you screenshotted 14580 903957583928725504 2017-09-02 08:27:37-04 @g_lanktree That's not the risk management report that you described. That's a report on international priorities. 14581 903841687260291072 2017-09-02 00:47:05-04 @libbycwatson did that work 14582 903815004042002432 2017-09-01 23:01:03-04 (Say it with me now: R2-D2 is the best character in Star Wars.) 14583 903814784860217345 2017-09-01 23:00:11-04 OMG I'm so here for the next issue of Marvel's Star Wars comic. https://t.co/JogaQrMEbF 14584 903814569562439681 2017-09-01 22:59:20-04 @JaredRizzi @EricsDadRod god damn it 14585 903810963815538688 2017-09-01 22:45:00-04 I need cats meeting porgs to become a thing https://t.co/gwiuJwyVwo 14586 903807189923401728 2017-09-01 22:30:00-04 I really think it's astonishing how cute my dog is https://t.co/aZ4RmK5z0h 14587 903805580661358595 2017-09-01 22:23:36-04 @crikeymates the app 14588 903805522129936384 2017-09-01 22:23:23-04 @clubjade I LOVE THIS 14589 903803415712731136 2017-09-01 22:15:00-04 incredible https://t.co/xnZ9J0UoXj https://t.co/N7bR0S9oNH 14590 903802465170153473 2017-09-01 22:11:14-04 @kristenkbates @AlwaysaPITA @darth I love that Twitter made this possible 14591 903800384120082432 2017-09-01 22:02:58-04 @musepolsci he did formerly use an Android device but I haven't seen a tweet from it in months 14592 903800175495446528 2017-09-01 22:02:08-04 @musepolsci yes 14593 903800140611379200 2017-09-01 22:01:59-04 @musepolsci I wouldn't underestimate what the NSA can do. 14594 903799257551048704 2017-09-01 21:58:29-04 @musepolsci He uses an iPhone. 14595 903798466677280769 2017-09-01 21:55:20-04 @kristenkbates @AlwaysaPITA @darth jesus christ that thing 14596 903798161290010626 2017-09-01 21:54:08-04 @musepolsci The NSA modifies a special phone for the president to use. I totally believe they removed the browser. 14597 903798016225812481 2017-09-01 21:53:33-04 @MorningBluberry @ac_phila No. They removed the built-in Safari browser. They may have also removed the webkit browser that Twitter uses to open links. 14598 903796743401287680 2017-09-01 21:48:30-04 @seanwbrooks he's using some modified phone, that's for sure 14599 903796663621488640 2017-09-01 21:48:10-04 @rthstewart yep https://t.co/OXB5SZJVMK 14600 903795864899952640 2017-09-01 21:45:00-04 Trump's phone lacks a web browser, per NYT. https://t.co/xnZ9J1bZOR https://t.co/BzUY7Dx6at 14601 903792090718580737 2017-09-01 21:30:00-04 Ruh-rohsenstein https://t.co/UIM0fzzkbl https://t.co/qZgN4Sknxh 14602 903791403834241025 2017-09-01 21:27:16-04 @emptywheel @darth @nycsouthpaw also did you appreciate the classic TV reference Grandma 14603 903791309760196608 2017-09-01 21:26:54-04 @emptywheel @darth @nycsouthpaw the latter 14604 903790569503293440 2017-09-01 21:23:58-04 @emptywheel @darth @nycsouthpaw "Marshal Marshal Marshal!" - me, exasperated, waiting for people to give up that idea 14605 903789939531317248 2017-09-01 21:21:27-04 @emptywheel @darth @nycsouthpaw If he ever logs onto Twitter my career is over 14606 903789152126291968 2017-09-01 21:18:20-04 @woodruffbets Sorry sorry, enjoy your date 14607 903787461083574273 2017-09-01 21:11:36-04 @woodruffbets I see you like going on fancy dates 14608 903786843145162752 2017-09-01 21:09:09-04 Not sure why they announced these nominations on a Friday night... 14609 903786034080702464 2017-09-01 21:05:56-04 And Adm. Edward Masso is Trump's pick for ambassador to Estonia, tiny country facing huge Russian cyber threat. Masso has cyber background. https://t.co/J5YFjCnqpH 14610 903785702177075201 2017-09-01 21:04:37-04 Energy exec & county official Bruce Walker is Trump's pick for assistant secretary of energy overseeing grid security. Big topic these days. https://t.co/37lmPsfWod 14611 903785302417924096 2017-09-01 21:03:02-04 Trump has picked OMB senior adviser Margaret Weichert to be the office's deputy director for management. Federal CIO reports to this post. https://t.co/kt5ZTXIdVU 14612 903784886561013761 2017-09-01 21:01:23-04 (I specifically called out the NSD AAG position as one of the big cyber vacancies in my story today: https://t.co/qRty1YG5hL) 14613 903784546151399424 2017-09-01 21:00:01-04 Trump tonight announced a big group of nominations. A few are relevant to The Cyber, so I'll do a rundown. 14614 903783991580479489 2017-09-01 20:57:49-04 @MorningBluberry @KimZetter I never said it was unusual 14615 903783904020135936 2017-09-01 20:57:28-04 @darth @emptywheel @nycsouthpaw i just cannot 14616 903782926101475328 2017-09-01 20:53:35-04 @emptywheel @nycsouthpaw @darth please do not 14617 903782572563599360 2017-09-01 20:52:11-04 @pattymo @darth give treats 14618 903782505014276096 2017-09-01 20:51:55-04 @NickBaumann @nycsouthpaw nick 14619 903782219885539328 2017-09-01 20:50:47-04 @nycsouthpaw hey, we have the same middle initial 14620 903781517683548161 2017-09-01 20:47:59-04 @woodruffbets guess you could call it a date night 14621 903779868361592832 2017-09-01 20:41:26-04 @NancyChenNews TY! 14622 903779145133457409 2017-09-01 20:38:34-04 @eleventhirtyate @ddiamond @JDKolassa guys 14623 903776990498574336 2017-09-01 20:30:00-04 They cleared waited to do this until I started making dinner. Darn it. https://t.co/iZ4RpEGuXB 14624 903769444773539840 2017-09-01 20:00:01-04 Sharing my story again for those who missed it earlier: "Empty cyber posts slow Trump's digital security agenda": https://t.co/qRty1YXG9j 14625 903755577406390273 2017-09-01 19:04:55-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @admiraljello let's do it 14626 903751449183694849 2017-09-01 18:48:31-04 @admiraljello jesus, jay 14627 903750751016681472 2017-09-01 18:45:44-04 @sparksjls I'm the real hero 14628 903749074238808065 2017-09-01 18:39:04-04 I think that's it for me. Signing off and heading home. https://t.co/7SzogibFNp 14629 903748436490674176 2017-09-01 18:36:32-04 The Russian journalists have left. 14630 903747606945378305 2017-09-01 18:33:14-04 @VileZero ITS LITERALLY ABSURD HOW CUTE SHE IS 14631 903747410001788928 2017-09-01 18:32:28-04 The only press here besides me are a couple of Russian journalists with a TV camera. 14632 903746447463591936 2017-09-01 18:28:38-04 @eleventhirtyate Well when you said I quit star wars I got despondent 14633 903745977806462976 2017-09-01 18:26:46-04 In Soviet Russia, truck loads you. https://t.co/jtWPrSAbgr 14634 903744989934604288 2017-09-01 18:22:51-04 @selenalarson Me 14635 903744820224589824 2017-09-01 18:22:10-04 Bunch of Russian dudes hanging out around a truck that was carefully backed into the rear entrance. https://t.co/3JzbBi3SC4 14636 903743949088706560 2017-09-01 18:18:42-04 @RachAClark Looked more like a trash bag 14637 903742416594849792 2017-09-01 18:12:37-04 Taking some art. https://t.co/LSI0bvxzZz 14638 903740961477545986 2017-09-01 18:06:50-04 Back entrance to the trade mission shows garage area full of boxes. https://t.co/duu6zbRCmI 14639 903740235519057921 2017-09-01 18:03:57-04 Not just taking the cool spy stuff. Gotta save that fan! https://t.co/WlMDmWJ33I 14640 903739901170081793 2017-09-01 18:02:37-04 No smoke coming from these chimneys yet. https://t.co/kEP4BwuFfQ 14641 903738277412384769 2017-09-01 17:56:10-04 As I watched from across the street, a van with diplomatic plates backed into the driveway and began loading gear. https://t.co/hMgiB6asLs 14642 903737854815346689 2017-09-01 17:54:29-04 Right inside the front entrance gate, you can see a pile of what looks like surveillance cameras. 14643 903731172580130820 2017-09-01 17:27:56-04 @darth @PartyCatOlivia Omg 14644 903728167394963456 2017-09-01 17:16:00-04 @ashponders @darth @courteroy OMG I love Pope!! More pics 14645 903727892424794112 2017-09-01 17:14:54-04 @IsaacFitzgerald @ASankin Ded 14646 903726972567736320 2017-09-01 17:11:15-04 @brhodes Facebook is the real Russian SF consulate 14647 903725989737443328 2017-09-01 17:07:21-04 @heathdwilliams you are the MOST Brooklyn 14648 903724143379488768 2017-09-01 17:00:00-04 The National Guard is having a harder time communicating in Houston than in Iraq. https://t.co/BilhUtBOaS https://t.co/Fhv7y27r8e 14649 903721549563297793 2017-09-01 16:49:42-04 @g_lanktree This story is wrong. There is no 45-day agency report on data protection. There's a 90-day one, but contra your story, that passed on 8/9. https://t.co/yPzT2Kdw1N 14650 903720075252944899 2017-09-01 16:43:50-04 @eleventhirtyate @PaulDePaola @ohcatrina I know, how good am I 14651 903719892716834818 2017-09-01 16:43:07-04 @PaulDePaola @eleventhirtyate @ohcatrina the location of Luke Skywalker is the real hot topic 14652 903719531184619520 2017-09-01 16:41:41-04 @atsneed lol 14653 903719505859399680 2017-09-01 16:41:35-04 @JaredRizzi Airce Forcece Once 14654 903719142766899200 2017-09-01 16:40:08-04 @kristenkbates I KNOW KRISTEN 14655 903718667476770816 2017-09-01 16:38:15-04 @MorningBluberry there are literally photos of the chimneys smoking 14656 903716932477755394 2017-09-01 16:31:21-04 @atsneed is this a Slate pitch 14657 903716599877820416 2017-09-01 16:30:02-04 Resharing this thread — if you can read the story, do so, but if you can't, you can get the 30,000-foot view here. https://t.co/MLWddW7KR2 14658 903714563127996416 2017-09-01 16:21:56-04 @LardFDorkness @darth good lord 14659 903714538515816450 2017-09-01 16:21:50-04 @grantstern TIL! But yeah, the one that's closing is at 2001 Connecticut. 14660 903712736265342977 2017-09-01 16:14:41-04 @KimZetter there were literally photos! 14661 903712682418864128 2017-09-01 16:14:28-04 @pablohidalgo @AshCrossan @KenNapzok @rianjohnson porg chops 14662 903712572918071297 2017-09-01 16:14:02-04 @MarisaKabas can you not make fun of the way i dress please 14663 903712515095490561 2017-09-01 16:13:48-04 @brianwright95 @ashleyfeinberg brian. 14664 903712133887778816 2017-09-01 16:12:17-04 @brianwright95 @ashleyfeinberg brian 14665 903711847580405760 2017-09-01 16:11:09-04 @grantstern lol no that's a restaurant 14666 903711649810575360 2017-09-01 16:10:22-04 @WilliamPieper i love it 14667 903711605673922561 2017-09-01 16:10:11-04 @WilliamPieper omfg 14668 903711429328547840 2017-09-01 16:09:29-04 @jwarminsky @HowellONeill @gregotto I bet you're savoring 14669 903711365474525185 2017-09-01 16:09:14-04 @MorningBluberry you don't usually see smoke rising from chimneys when it's 98 degrees 14670 903710979975995393 2017-09-01 16:07:42-04 @jwarminsky @HowellONeill @gregotto seems untrue 14671 903710835620683776 2017-09-01 16:07:08-04 @aedwardslevy sometimes, edwards-levy, you're really good 14672 903710805350285312 2017-09-01 16:07:00-04 IRL LOL https://t.co/ZklwUvex34 14673 903710711716696064 2017-09-01 16:06:38-04 @CrescensXG no 14674 903709931605565440 2017-09-01 16:03:32-04 @aedwardslevy oooh, smart 14675 903709862529568769 2017-09-01 16:03:16-04 Always thought it was a kind of cosmic humor that every AM on my way to reporting about Russian hackers I passed a Russian govt compound. 14676 903709494630342658 2017-09-01 16:01:48-04 I'm gonna stop by on my way home and see if they're burning anything. 14677 903709247657082880 2017-09-01 16:00:49-04 @jwarminsky @gregotto @HowellONeill as far as you want, Joe 14678 903709050835054592 2017-09-01 16:00:02-04 One of the facilities that Russia has to close is the trade mission a few minutes from my apartment on Connecticut Avenue. 14679 903708932790767616 2017-09-01 15:59:34-04 @jwarminsky @gregotto @HowellONeill I dare you to ask your contacts to check 14680 903707829340655616 2017-09-01 15:55:11-04 @ashleyfeinberg it's 2017 14681 903707742170476546 2017-09-01 15:54:50-04 @gregotto @HowellONeill @jwarminsky I work naked 14682 903706103552364545 2017-09-01 15:48:19-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill definitely thought "smudging" was a sex thing 14683 903704574296514560 2017-09-01 15:42:15-04 @nycsouthpaw Western Digital 2TB Unidentified Items 14684 903704035135508481 2017-09-01 15:40:06-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson yw 14685 903703630699790339 2017-09-01 15:38:30-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill THE RUSSIANS ARE HURTING SELENA. PAT YOU HAVE TO DO SOMETHING 14686 903703190897602563 2017-09-01 15:36:45-04 @HowellONeill yw 14687 903702727854837761 2017-09-01 15:34:54-04 @HowellONeill actually it's a consulate 14688 903702394911023105 2017-09-01 15:33:35-04 @KimZetter They're just recreating Moscow, Kim. Let them drink their hot chocolate and sit around the fire and maybe trash a few hard drives and whatev 14689 903702146125791233 2017-09-01 15:32:36-04 @AshCrossan @buildabear BUILD-A-SPACE-BEAR cc: @rianjohnson 14690 903701494284857344 2017-09-01 15:30:00-04 I wonder if they're using BleachBit https://t.co/BSrFd41iJO 14691 903701183386316800 2017-09-01 15:28:46-04 @gregotto Chimney Bear 14692 903700670733221890 2017-09-01 15:26:44-04 @HowellONeill @dellcam @emptywheel @zackwhittaker @VickerySec You'll regret it if you wake up to a subpoena on the morning after a big story 14693 903700402037764096 2017-09-01 15:25:40-04 @dellcam @emptywheel @zackwhittaker @VickerySec make sure you check your securedrop, you might find just the tip you need about dongs 14694 903698782814162944 2017-09-01 15:19:14-04 @AshCrossan BFF THIS IS AMAZING 14695 903697701702946816 2017-09-01 15:14:56-04 @aedwardslevy i should have known better than to engage with you 14696 903697651849453570 2017-09-01 15:14:44-04 @morningmoneyben @kelseylh omg 14697 903697515010248704 2017-09-01 15:14:12-04 @aedwardslevy Also, "Abyssinian ground hornbill" is a far better common name https://t.co/MKhHJvx9hU 14698 903697380859674624 2017-09-01 15:13:40-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @DannyPirtle19 agreed 14699 903697207504855040 2017-09-01 15:12:58-04 @morningmoneyben @kelseylh what is welcome back kotter 14700 903696665445576705 2017-09-01 15:10:49-04 @DannyPirtle19 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe i'm not hosting anything!!! 14701 903696601725771776 2017-09-01 15:10:34-04 @quigonsmith @clubjade o.m.g. 14702 903696504631828480 2017-09-01 15:10:11-04 @DannyPirtle19 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe pay them no heed 14703 903696438030458882 2017-09-01 15:09:55-04 @justinjm1 wow 14704 903696119774969856 2017-09-01 15:08:39-04 @justinjm1 time for some problems...in...the thing hah, great reference right? 14705 903696010819637249 2017-09-01 15:08:13-04 @aedwardslevy damn it 14706 903695930620305408 2017-09-01 15:07:54-04 @justinjm1 Congrats on your appointment to the Kings County Democratic Committee 14707 903695448950673408 2017-09-01 15:05:59-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @DannyPirtle19 jared. 14708 903694344087068674 2017-09-01 15:01:36-04 This is literally a @ChuckWendig novel https://t.co/kHRggJLsZt 14709 903693588667801603 2017-09-01 14:58:36-04 @LorenRaeDeJ They needed to clear a path for the extraction! 14710 903692540842475521 2017-09-01 14:54:26-04 @daveweigel Dave. Welcome to Twitter. 14711 903692338102448129 2017-09-01 14:53:37-04 @ncweaver solid pun 14712 903692310071971840 2017-09-01 14:53:31-04 @pbump Du 14713 903692117037469700 2017-09-01 14:52:45-04 @MiekeEoyang or Du 14714 903688826882805762 2017-09-01 14:39:40-04 @attackerman #TrueDetectiveSeason3 14715 903687478665719808 2017-09-01 14:34:19-04 @aedwardslevy summer is when they have their secret retreats where they plan how the global financial system will act in the next few years 14716 903686848387710977 2017-09-01 14:31:49-04 @MalwareJake @HowellONeill So why make it worse? 14717 903686721627414534 2017-09-01 14:31:18-04 @heathdwilliams https://t.co/6LqOxWwST7 14718 903686378579517441 2017-09-01 14:29:56-04 @heathdwilliams HA 14719 903683109140537345 2017-09-01 14:16:57-04 @pablohidalgo @DeeGoots @Snapperworth @PDelahanty @manraysky @sapphy_hime don't porg-shame 14720 903682794190233600 2017-09-01 14:15:42-04 @Lunaseas1 Baxter! 14721 903682764276465664 2017-09-01 14:15:35-04 @CarpeDiemCyber @AtlanticLIVE Oh, very cool. Hoping for a full speaker list soon. 14722 903682615231877120 2017-09-01 14:14:59-04 @TonyRomm wow 14723 903682417025843200 2017-09-01 14:14:12-04 @TonyRomm pin this 14724 903682146598084608 2017-09-01 14:13:08-04 @DannyPirtle19 YOUR PROFILE PICTURE 14725 903681881253793793 2017-09-01 14:12:04-04 @DannyPirtle19 @DelilahSDawson eeeeeeeeeeee 14726 903681654639747072 2017-09-01 14:11:10-04 @erikmal erik 14727 903680976760565760 2017-09-01 14:08:29-04 @bobbyrobertspdx @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @maxpalas a taco truck shield generator on every corner 14728 903679066494119936 2017-09-01 14:00:53-04 @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @maxpalas @bobbyrobertspdx maybe 2100 14729 903678854933475329 2017-09-01 14:00:03-04 .@EACgov today touting recent progress on setting up federal–state election cybersecurity partnership. Two meetings last week. https://t.co/skzyQHMGJx 14730 903678824474451969 2017-09-01 13:59:55-04 @HowellONeill @MalwareJake Also this puts the burden on the less powerful to find other, secure ways to discuss abuses by the powerful 14731 903678608975200257 2017-09-01 13:59:04-04 @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @maxpalas @bobbyrobertspdx I haven't read the book so I have no idea of the context, which means I'm perfectly positioned to opine here 14732 903678197786701824 2017-09-01 13:57:26-04 @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @maxpalas @bobbyrobertspdx oh yeah I mean I guess the digital versions can get it any time 14733 903677932761219076 2017-09-01 13:56:23-04 @JeffYoung @aedwardslevy Trump has them right where he wants them 14734 903677385995845633 2017-09-01 13:54:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 NO 14735 903677366463057920 2017-09-01 13:54:08-04 @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @maxpalas @bobbyrobertspdx if it happens, it won't happen until the PB 14736 903676554567397376 2017-09-01 13:50:54-04 @MEPFuller how many things would you say matter? 14737 903673878664409088 2017-09-01 13:40:16-04 @stoogey right!? 14738 903673293357633536 2017-09-01 13:37:57-04 @therealnaibo omg 14739 903673261766139904 2017-09-01 13:37:49-04 @lisabgeller @darth 14740 903672970060681218 2017-09-01 13:36:40-04 @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria @crerrity oh 14741 903672010315890688 2017-09-01 13:32:51-04 Look at my dog! Look at her!! https://t.co/LUyTtJN3iX 14742 903671348245000192 2017-09-01 13:30:13-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria @crerrity 9.2/10 14743 903671333044748288 2017-09-01 13:30:09-04 @DannyPirtle19 LORD 14744 903671024021102599 2017-09-01 13:28:56-04 @AshCrossan PUPPER 14745 903670570302234624 2017-09-01 13:27:08-04 @darth @erikmal WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU 14746 903670514195058689 2017-09-01 13:26:54-04 @DannyPirtle19 I AM OBSESSED ALSO HE IS GETTING SO BIG 14747 903670216554676224 2017-09-01 13:25:43-04 @chaosbria @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @crerrity troll'd 14748 903669963139014656 2017-09-01 13:24:43-04 @chaosbria @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @crerrity what a frickin nerd 14749 903669737904889857 2017-09-01 13:23:49-04 @HowellONeill last paragraph is just amazing 14750 903669356298633216 2017-09-01 13:22:18-04 @MarisaKabas same 14751 903668759046578176 2017-09-01 13:19:56-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @crerrity i know i did 14752 903668595762360321 2017-09-01 13:19:17-04 @erikmal @darth omfg 14753 903667792251117570 2017-09-01 13:16:05-04 @erikmal @darth so are you saying more like "Nah-SA"? 14754 903667107031912448 2017-09-01 13:13:22-04 @erikmal @darth more like asteroy! amirite darth and erik 14755 903664680140460034 2017-09-01 13:03:43-04 @Madilorian Serves you right 14756 903661066126753794 2017-09-01 12:49:22-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 devin 14757 903660988834217984 2017-09-01 12:49:03-04 @AtmaWeapon81 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 nsfw 14758 903660908379037696 2017-09-01 12:48:44-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 catrina 14759 903660493805670402 2017-09-01 12:47:05-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 kristin 14760 903659909593669633 2017-09-01 12:44:46-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates folks pls 14761 903659351390507008 2017-09-01 12:42:33-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates that's...not cyber 14762 903659180023832576 2017-09-01 12:41:52-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates ....what kind of cyber do you discuss 14763 903658928080379906 2017-09-01 12:40:52-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 are you punking me 14764 903658631564025856 2017-09-01 12:39:41-04 @laurmark @darth this FACE 14765 903658534725984256 2017-09-01 12:39:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 wait really? 14766 903658257994194944 2017-09-01 12:38:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 because I just assume you're always terrible on that internet pod site thing 14767 903657927424266240 2017-09-01 12:36:53-04 @DannyPirtle19 you should pin this tweet 14768 903656195306737666 2017-09-01 12:30:00-04 Stephen Miller wrote a letter for Trump to send Comey explaining his firing. WH Counsel vetoed. Now Mueller has it. https://t.co/UIM0fzzkbl https://t.co/vkcgvgklyC 14769 903654437658533890 2017-09-01 12:23:01-04 @lemonsand tremendous dogpup 14770 903654392020258816 2017-09-01 12:22:50-04 @DanielKennedyDK @amy_geek how much was this? 14771 903652901922451457 2017-09-01 12:16:55-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby (lol) 14772 903648653956399104 2017-09-01 12:00:02-04 Great @Joseph_Marks_ interview with @C_Painter: https://t.co/JIHclQ4iIZ "It’s important that the U.S. continue to lead in this area." https://t.co/9tv6dsV2dC 14773 903647529241280514 2017-09-01 11:55:34-04 @MEPFuller u r my favorite creep 14774 903647479765270528 2017-09-01 11:55:22-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby omg you think i'm successful!! 14775 903647161065365509 2017-09-01 11:54:06-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby yes, but sadly there are not enough characters for everything I need to say 14776 903646709447884800 2017-09-01 11:52:19-04 @MEPFuller this is creepy but I like it 14777 903646590728110080 2017-09-01 11:51:50-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby i didn't quit that i moved to a new job, i am still a star war thru and thru 14778 903646408196202497 2017-09-01 11:51:07-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby yes... 14779 903645883312599040 2017-09-01 11:49:02-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby NO I DIDNT 14780 903645623420940289 2017-09-01 11:48:00-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby oh but if I even try to talk about Star Wars I get "u quit" 14781 903644535393267720 2017-09-01 11:43:40-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate Not that — this: https://t.co/bHHvsv8yJZ 14782 903643952594767872 2017-09-01 11:41:21-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate this was a doctor who episode 14783 903643585836457985 2017-09-01 11:39:54-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @twesthause meow 14784 903643223612162048 2017-09-01 11:38:28-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @twesthause your cat says "YES"? 14785 903642631498067968 2017-09-01 11:36:06-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @twesthause YES 14786 903642166110674945 2017-09-01 11:34:15-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @twesthause too late 14787 903641968395341824 2017-09-01 11:33:28-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @twesthause you can't tell me how to drink my hochoc 14788 903641767345573889 2017-09-01 11:32:40-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @twesthause don't be absurd 14789 903641647736643584 2017-09-01 11:32:12-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @twesthause yes 14790 903640933236920321 2017-09-01 11:29:21-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @twesthause I don't put marshmallows in my hot chocolate unless it's winter 14791 903640617460408320 2017-09-01 11:28:06-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @twesthause that's rude 14792 903640339948474368 2017-09-01 11:27:00-04 @nikitab @ncweaver Spooks and Friends 14793 903639586261401603 2017-09-01 11:24:00-04 @ddryan @darth HELLO SMILING PUPS 14794 903639560420298753 2017-09-01 11:23:54-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @twesthause I enjoyed my hot chocolate 14795 903639319742742529 2017-09-01 11:22:57-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @twesthause good morning colleen 14796 903639292190261249 2017-09-01 11:22:50-04 @MalwareJake Great thing about blockchain is it's literally the most boring subject in the world so you can bring it up to debilitate any interlocutor! 14797 903639014212857857 2017-09-01 11:21:44-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @twesthause yeah 14798 903638775502430208 2017-09-01 11:20:47-04 @KatieBoWill @dhenry ur a mom 14799 903638617737846784 2017-09-01 11:20:09-04 @nycsouthpaw whatever it is, I'm sure @darth will show us 14800 903636274581516289 2017-09-01 11:10:51-04 @sophware Well, inherent in my comment about paper records is proper custodianship. If you know the paper is right, you can spot any changes. 14801 903635494638145536 2017-09-01 11:07:45-04 @sophware Can you clarify? 14802 903634484184145923 2017-09-01 11:03:44-04 Whereas if you had paper records of every vote in every state, you could at least know for sure if electronically recorded votes were right. 14803 903634372452069377 2017-09-01 11:03:17-04 You can forensically examine technology all you want, but you can't guarantee no technological tampering — only no detectable tampering. 14804 903634191518191618 2017-09-01 11:02:34-04 Something left unsaid in this article is the fact that the lack of paper in many states makes a true nationwide audit impossible. https://t.co/lfX8we6tC6 14805 903633549407936514 2017-09-01 11:00:01-04 NYT story about e-poll book glitches has one bit of news: Two vendors besides VR Systems were hacked in 2016. https://t.co/KT6CgSPavz https://t.co/LVexQj4BPE 14806 903629693924122624 2017-09-01 10:44:42-04 @admiraljello @clubjade I agree! 14807 903627758403801088 2017-09-01 10:37:00-04 @nancipants @DannyPirtle19 Nanci...hello 14808 903625391801335809 2017-09-01 10:27:36-04 @CarpeDiemCyber @RosenzweigP We didn't mention that (so much to cram into so few words!) but that's definitely part of it. No DHS sec = no selecting mid-level DHS folks. 14809 903624753008824320 2017-09-01 10:25:04-04 @admiraljello @clubjade LOL yes I know, I'm just trolling Dunc for not just saying "Disney" since that's the company 14810 903622901173243904 2017-09-01 10:17:42-04 "What we have right now," a former senior OMB cyber official told me, "is an absolute leadership void." https://t.co/qRty1YG5hL 14811 903622284098797568 2017-09-01 10:15:15-04 When it comes to protecting data you give your govt, there may be no more important role than the federal CIO. Does Trump know it exists? 14812 903621455845392384 2017-09-01 10:11:58-04 OMB told me that it was still searching for a new federal CIO but did not provide a time estimate for filling the role. 14813 903621124818391040 2017-09-01 10:10:39-04 There are no nominees for any of those jobs. There's no sign that vacancies are major concerns and no comment from WH, DOJ, DHS, or State. 14814 903620507320414209 2017-09-01 10:08:12-04 OMB has no federal CIO. DHS has no undersecretary or deputy undersec. DOJ has no AAG for national security. State has no cyber coordinator. 14815 903620163383296001 2017-09-01 10:06:50-04 Acting officials also can't set agendas and develop policy because they and their staff know they'll be gone soon. 14816 903619942498672640 2017-09-01 10:05:57-04 Acting officials, however competent, can't advocate for their staff in interagency meetings. Everyone at the table knows they're temps. 14817 903619688986546177 2017-09-01 10:04:56-04 I talked to a bunch of former officials, several of whose high-level jobs remain unfilled, about how vacancies limit govt's effectiveness. 14818 903619423872876545 2017-09-01 10:03:53-04 From OMB to DHS, Trump has yet to fill key cyber jobs—and it's slowing down major policy work. My new story: https://t.co/qRty1YG5hL 14819 903619147464146944 2017-09-01 10:02:47-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth i am not a kiddo 14820 903616335845974017 2017-09-01 09:51:37-04 @MarisaKabas irl lol 14821 903615576177770497 2017-09-01 09:48:36-04 @MarisaKabas wait maybe i misread your joke 14822 903615545626554368 2017-09-01 09:48:29-04 @MarisaKabas whoever "her" is in your tweet! 14823 903615283729977344 2017-09-01 09:47:26-04 @MarisaKabas omg nobody tell her about comey 14824 903614916166373377 2017-09-01 09:45:59-04 @DannyPirtle19 Just to be clear, you're saying comments about "can't believe people didn't learn about this!" are not helpful, right? (I agree with that.) 14825 903614790362423296 2017-09-01 09:45:29-04 @MarisaKabas I know! 14826 903614707252244480 2017-09-01 09:45:09-04 @michejaw Omg I need to download this 14827 903614640021798915 2017-09-01 09:44:53-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth i'm not bamboozled i'm not 14828 903614586024329216 2017-09-01 09:44:40-04 @MarisaKabas no but i loved "steal beams" tho 14829 903614382046924806 2017-09-01 09:43:51-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth twss 14830 903614364527288320 2017-09-01 09:43:47-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @ErinK2SO @darth wat 14831 903614187259269121 2017-09-01 09:43:05-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth being you 14832 903613789651783682 2017-09-01 09:41:30-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth stop that 14833 903613498315468800 2017-09-01 09:40:20-04 @clubjade what is "Disney-LFL" 14834 903612630748815363 2017-09-01 09:36:54-04 @MarisaKabas she did tho 14835 903612302024376320 2017-09-01 09:35:35-04 @michejaw @alykeves yup 14836 903611035822804992 2017-09-01 09:30:33-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth that's true 14837 903608795510824960 2017-09-01 09:21:39-04 @Wanderlustin I'm excited to get there cc @heathdwilliams 14838 903608293767204865 2017-09-01 09:19:40-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth God 14839 903607941470855169 2017-09-01 09:18:16-04 @Wanderlustin Omg 14840 903607193878061060 2017-09-01 09:15:17-04 @eleventhirtyate @ErinK2SO @darth cc @kristenkbates 14841 903606591735439360 2017-09-01 09:12:54-04 @ErinK2SO @eleventhirtyate @darth Yeah that's the Jaws part 14842 903606522659340288 2017-09-01 09:12:37-04 @michejaw @alykeves Omg TBT to this great moment 14843 903605999021502464 2017-09-01 09:10:33-04 @ErinK2SO @eleventhirtyate Hey @darth can you please Photoshop this into the Jaws poster 14844 903605840841723904 2017-09-01 09:09:55-04 @ErinK2SO @eleventhirtyate Omg 14845 903605500423659521 2017-09-01 09:08:34-04 @goodmanw @darth yw 14846 903605312393007104 2017-09-01 09:07:49-04 @goodmanw @darth This is absurdly good 14847 903603725813604353 2017-09-01 09:01:31-04 @quigonsmith @eleventhirtyate OMFG 14848 903602466306052096 2017-09-01 08:56:30-04 @ChuckWendig all too easy 14849 903602193974140928 2017-09-01 08:55:25-04 @ChuckWendig At 14850 903601879560712192 2017-09-01 08:54:10-04 @Wanderlustin every single one of your tweets deserves to go viral 14851 903601800497922048 2017-09-01 08:53:52-04 @ChuckWendig that's not how applying for jobs works 14852 903601720705638400 2017-09-01 08:53:32-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @twesthause irl lol 14853 903601474118311936 2017-09-01 08:52:34-04 @ChuckWendig journalism isn't a location it's a calling 14854 903601053173731328 2017-09-01 08:50:53-04 @ChuckWendig Chuck The pixels don't lie 14855 903600926392451072 2017-09-01 08:50:23-04 @ChuckWendig nah you can tell it is real because of the pixels 14856 903600770163113986 2017-09-01 08:49:46-04 @ChuckWendig https://t.co/Bg95KLp1WG 14857 903600529091198976 2017-09-01 08:48:48-04 @ChuckWendig yes 14858 903600249457045505 2017-09-01 08:47:42-04 @ChuckWendig yes it is my job I am journalist 14859 903600117932060672 2017-09-01 08:47:10-04 @maggieNYT What about heeling tho 14860 903599919335911430 2017-09-01 08:46:23-04 @ChuckWendig don't tell me how to do my job 14861 903599877220913154 2017-09-01 08:46:13-04 @AshCrossan I lost it laughing at the second picture 14862 903599676288634881 2017-09-01 08:45:25-04 @SarahDemp you are the best 14863 903599190277853184 2017-09-01 08:43:29-04 @ChuckWendig how can you KNOW if you weren't there is all I am saying 14864 903598836567953409 2017-09-01 08:42:05-04 @ChuckWendig like the moon landing 14865 903598810449969152 2017-09-01 08:41:59-04 @ChuckWendig that could have been faked 14866 903598702442545152 2017-09-01 08:41:33-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @Wanderlustin WHAT IS IT 14867 903598541104439296 2017-09-01 08:40:54-04 @ChuckWendig prove it 14868 903598392781271040 2017-09-01 08:40:19-04 @ChuckWendig nothing, is what I did 14869 903598084202143744 2017-09-01 08:39:05-04 @ChuckWendig I have committed no crimes 14870 903596584339984385 2017-09-01 08:33:08-04 @ChuckWendig mwaha 14871 903596287932723200 2017-09-01 08:31:57-04 @ChuckWendig @ 14872 903596049935327232 2017-09-01 08:31:00-04 @MiekeEoyang @WSJ @warren_bass @PaulSonne WSJ even wrote great story about new guidance! 14873 903594126926639107 2017-09-01 08:23:22-04 @JennyENicholson the SH-1V attachment 14874 903590126458208257 2017-09-01 08:07:28-04 @AaronBlake @DanEggenWPost Yeash* 14875 903589976218198017 2017-09-01 08:06:52-04 @twiedenbein never 14876 903588249632874496 2017-09-01 08:00:01-04 Easy D for James C https://t.co/ImtKspfzUQ 14877 903586681265291264 2017-09-01 07:53:47-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin absatutely 14878 903586410434834434 2017-09-01 07:52:42-04 @heathdwilliams Yeah I guess I don't see that as likely when it's a Nazi thing. Most other things, maybe you risk it. But this is a huge risk... 14879 903585929302077440 2017-09-01 07:50:48-04 @heathdwilliams You don't throw around Nazi slogans thinking they'll work in some other way. 14880 903585729099554818 2017-09-01 07:50:00-04 @heathdwilliams Yeah I guess I don't see what the alternative to that is. If she knew what it was and used it, what would that make her? Kinda a Nazi. 14881 903584531139235840 2017-09-01 07:45:14-04 @heathdwilliams so...what is the "assume the best in others" thing about 14882 903584340432617472 2017-09-01 07:44:29-04 @heathdwilliams are we really thinking claudia gray is a nazi 14883 903456260602945537 2017-08-31 23:15:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @KatanaSundancer @mrbowers @Wanderlustin @CarrKicksDoor i hate you 14884 903455642035392512 2017-08-31 23:13:05-04 @KnightofEm @heathdwilliams dang, putting him on the spot 14885 903454300847960064 2017-08-31 23:07:45-04 @KatanaSundancer @mrbowers @Wanderlustin @CarrKicksDoor @eleventhirtyate damn i can't believe i missed saf not knowing what a comforter was, i would have had so much fun with that 14886 903407055775588353 2017-08-31 20:00:01-04 My interview w/ fmr top cyber diplomat @C_Painter covers Russia, China, the UN, and more: https://t.co/cODzZyQO8d https://t.co/49niw6SBVM 14887 903400153440190466 2017-08-31 19:32:35-04 Oh no the tweet has been deleted! Well, anyway, it was basically this. https://t.co/XVGWwsef0u 14888 903391961842941952 2017-08-31 19:00:02-04 I've been avoiding TLJ spoilers so I had no idea this droid existed until a few days ago and I LOVE IT https://t.co/Wl6qjK2F0L 14889 903384403593895936 2017-08-31 18:30:00-04 I'm buying ten of these and placing them all over my apartment https://t.co/pbv8okvreC 14890 903378079933968388 2017-08-31 18:04:52-04 @nycsouthpaw @ChuckWendig @darth Please don't do this 14891 903377300955295744 2017-08-31 18:01:47-04 @catesish 10/1 14892 903376856983973889 2017-08-31 18:00:01-04 EIGHT HUNDRED DOLLARS https://t.co/PnKDcW4CwU 14893 903375330127306756 2017-08-31 17:53:57-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate Terrible 14894 903374974282498049 2017-08-31 17:52:32-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate Me 14895 903371558814707713 2017-08-31 17:38:58-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw This photo is inaccurate! Life Debt didn't even exist when I looked like that 14896 903371003216224264 2017-08-31 17:36:45-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw @ChuckWendig DARTH PLEASE 14897 903369307433951240 2017-08-31 17:30:01-04 So about that hacking claim https://t.co/vFAuv6cYN9 14898 903368680586838016 2017-08-31 17:27:31-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw More like "IRMAGERD" amirite darth and paw 14899 903361978202193920 2017-08-31 17:00:53-04 @darth @petridishes @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi ugh...as long as it's not Rod 14900 903359680411557888 2017-08-31 16:51:46-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @KatieBoWill @HowellONeill @kevincollier my work here is done 14901 903359618092498944 2017-08-31 16:51:31-04 @emmaroller @libbycwatson AAAAAAHHHHH 14902 903359100930621442 2017-08-31 16:49:27-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @HowellONeill @kevincollier omg @KatieBoWill told me the same thing when we went on TV together 14903 903358826161766401 2017-08-31 16:48:22-04 @eleventhirtyate yeah i know but i'm saying: .... 14904 903358570502213636 2017-08-31 16:47:21-04 @eleventhirtyate ... 14905 903358165273731072 2017-08-31 16:45:44-04 @eleventhirtyate that's me 14906 903358040786821120 2017-08-31 16:45:15-04 @eleventhirtyate @dave_filoni that's the front of the train, so Star Wars Rebels Executive Producer Dave Filoni is clearly urging us to get hit by a train 14907 903353228867375104 2017-08-31 16:26:07-04 @selenalarson @kateconger fuck this is good 14908 903353143169306624 2017-08-31 16:25:47-04 @jbarro well, now I am 14909 903351665419530241 2017-08-31 16:19:55-04 @kateconger WAIT THERE'S ONE 14910 903351650068385792 2017-08-31 16:19:51-04 @kateconger I'm feeling stage fright 14911 903351629268881408 2017-08-31 16:19:46-04 @ASankin On a scale of 1 to 10, how economically anxious are the people in this story? 14912 903351462218039296 2017-08-31 16:19:06-04 @kateconger cyber? I barely know her okay but seriously I know I've seen/done many but none come to mind right now 14913 903346665808990209 2017-08-31 16:00:03-04 ICYMI: Former top cyber diplomat Chris Painter reflects on his time at State in part 2 of our interview: https://t.co/nqrsmSkEAp 14914 903344938162716677 2017-08-31 15:53:11-04 @pbump this is shameful 14915 903344067685310464 2017-08-31 15:49:43-04 "We want to halt the downward spiral" in the Russian relationship, SHS says. 14916 903343926916075523 2017-08-31 15:49:10-04 SHS on State Dept decision: "We've taken a firm and measured action in response to Russia's unfortunate action earlier this year." 14917 903342324029251584 2017-08-31 15:42:47-04 @Emptyset09 absolutely 14918 903333995982835713 2017-08-31 15:09:42-04 @darth @pbump @paleofuture tag me darth 14919 903333552544243712 2017-08-31 15:07:56-04 Today is one of those days when all my "Tom Bossert has a cyber background but his portfolio is far wider" grafs come to life. https://t.co/MZeuqOwnrN 14920 903333151128391680 2017-08-31 15:06:21-04 @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi @petridishes no YOU played yourself 14921 903332457851838465 2017-08-31 15:03:35-04 @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi @petridishes you leave her out of this 14922 903331563496251393 2017-08-31 15:00:02-04 Okay this is the best one yet https://t.co/cW0jYZNheY 14923 903330813479198721 2017-08-31 14:57:03-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @petridishes all of you are bad 14924 903330544888446980 2017-08-31 14:55:59-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @petridishes No, "First!" is when you reply "First!" just to be first. This was me telling Matt that I had already seen the tweet b/c I'd replied to it. 14925 903327414624952321 2017-08-31 14:43:33-04 @matt__enloe @petridishes @JaredRizzi look at the first reply! 14926 903324005108596736 2017-08-31 14:30:00-04 ICYMI folks https://t.co/1cgaqn0jdE 14927 903323007355043840 2017-08-31 14:26:02-04 @heathdwilliams lol 14928 903318447769231360 2017-08-31 14:07:55-04 @CharlesHHughes @normative BRAVO 14929 903316462034722816 2017-08-31 14:00:02-04 I just... https://t.co/OC04R85AyT 14930 903309582889574404 2017-08-31 13:32:41-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan I LOVE YOU BOTH 14931 903308271175573505 2017-08-31 13:27:29-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan HEY 14932 903308019286585345 2017-08-31 13:26:29-04 @JennyENicholson he'll try spinning, that's a neat trick 14933 903306038912454657 2017-08-31 13:18:36-04 @ashleyfeinberg @pbump owned 14934 903302758912204801 2017-08-31 13:05:34-04 @DeeGoots @missingwords @manraysky @dave_filoni Thanks Obama 14935 903302119058546688 2017-08-31 13:03:02-04 @missingwords @manraysky @DeeGoots @dave_filoni brutal 14936 903301358442381312 2017-08-31 13:00:01-04 Resharing pt 2 of my Chris Painter interview, where we talk about developing consensus among states on cyber issues: https://t.co/nqrsmS33IR 14937 903301225709436928 2017-08-31 12:59:29-04 @Bing_Chris Not like this is particularly groundbreaking stuff 14938 903295067313414144 2017-08-31 12:35:01-04 .@statedeptspox says U.S. will let Russia have more annexes than we have "in an effort to arrest the downward spiral in our relationship." 14939 903293915188559874 2017-08-31 12:30:26-04 @_cingraham @pbump you flatter me 14940 903293817524150272 2017-08-31 12:30:03-04 State Dept says it has reduced Russian personnel per Kremlin demand, orders Moscow to close 3 US facilities "in the spirit of parity." https://t.co/vouidQ8oLd 14941 903293711483887617 2017-08-31 12:29:37-04 @iammollymchugh THIS PUP IS SO CUTE 14942 903293185841143809 2017-08-31 12:27:32-04 @_cingraham @pbump that's what bouncers at vegan clubs do 14943 903290678666551296 2017-08-31 12:17:34-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate lmao owned x3 14944 903290265385005056 2017-08-31 12:15:56-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate owned x2 14945 903290035348398080 2017-08-31 12:15:01-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate owned 14946 903290032877740032 2017-08-31 12:15:00-04 Funny you should ask. I've got a story coming soon about this very issue. https://t.co/31yyFGw0uz 14947 903288724087300099 2017-08-31 12:09:48-04 The interim report is available here https://t.co/2OkUfFympQ and ATC is seeking public comments by 9/20. 14948 903287638291079168 2017-08-31 12:05:29-04 This is partly continuity with the Obama admin (most IT policy is apolitical) but cloud push reflects Trump admin biz friendliness. 14949 903287310648791042 2017-08-31 12:04:11-04 The report suggests that Trump approve several plans related to cloud migration and IT upgrades to high-value assets. 14950 903287013171904512 2017-08-31 12:03:00-04 The deal here: Yesterday, with no fanfare, OMB posted the American Technology Council's report to Trump mandated by cyber EO. 14951 903286488753954816 2017-08-31 12:00:55-04 @nicolecieux rager 14952 903286268175433728 2017-08-31 12:00:03-04 Trump's tech council has proposed an ambitious plan for upgrading IT systems and moving to cloud services. My story: https://t.co/5ESdkhq0Z4 14953 903286235858440192 2017-08-31 11:59:55-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @heathdwilliams ooooh controversial you won't do it jay you won't do it 14954 903286167512154112 2017-08-31 11:59:39-04 @nicolecieux snobes* 14955 903285783079120896 2017-08-31 11:58:07-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate yesessssss 14956 903285752179691520 2017-08-31 11:58:00-04 @michejaw Singular-BB 14957 903285532024766464 2017-08-31 11:57:07-04 @MarisaKabas LOL 14958 903285444250624002 2017-08-31 11:56:46-04 @michejaw omg 14959 903285372477739008 2017-08-31 11:56:29-04 @MarisaKabas ContentPlace 14960 903285223785455616 2017-08-31 11:55:54-04 @MarisaKabas MatterSite 14961 903284936022614016 2017-08-31 11:54:45-04 @MarisaKabas ExistenceMag 14962 903284160449716224 2017-08-31 11:51:40-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams it's not a dare bc it's not embarrassing 14963 903283075383140353 2017-08-31 11:47:22-04 @MarisaKabas Tru 14964 903283048904626176 2017-08-31 11:47:15-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @bnystedt @crerrity @SwaraSalih1 @FallonKlivian Ohhh nvm I get it 14965 903282477527171073 2017-08-31 11:44:59-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @bnystedt @crerrity @SwaraSalih1 @FallonKlivian Wat 14966 903281078080864256 2017-08-31 11:39:25-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello oh yeah duh 14967 903280640757551104 2017-08-31 11:37:41-04 @eleventhirtyate i can totally see @heathdwilliams wearing these to a formal function 14968 903279398773813248 2017-08-31 11:32:45-04 @eleventhirtyate PORG THROW PILLOW https://t.co/rlO0jYR340 14969 903278193276313600 2017-08-31 11:27:58-04 @eleventhirtyate PORG CUFFLINKS TOO (https://t.co/el0QxRbaXL post) https://t.co/wAfEqMrSkZ 14970 903278141266944004 2017-08-31 11:27:45-04 @eleventhirtyate irl lol 14971 903277515170611200 2017-08-31 11:25:16-04 @Pizza_Grandma @darth @pbump no!!! 14972 903277278137917444 2017-08-31 11:24:19-04 @mrbowers @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate comforter, i barely 14973 903277256893763584 2017-08-31 11:24:14-04 @Blankitout and I thought the new AT-AT was dumb 14974 903276438597636096 2017-08-31 11:20:59-04 @Blankitout right?? 14975 903276309983490048 2017-08-31 11:20:29-04 @eleventhirtyate OH MY GOD 14976 903276034375774210 2017-08-31 11:19:23-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate how are you tweeting if you did it 14977 903275814371852288 2017-08-31 11:18:30-04 @josephfcox this, more than anything else, proves that hannity has no understanding of journalism 14978 903275725347794945 2017-08-31 11:18:09-04 @jesseberney christ 14979 903275510201012226 2017-08-31 11:17:18-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate oooooooh 14980 903275439417950208 2017-08-31 11:17:01-04 @brianbeutler coulda fooled me 14981 903274718559707145 2017-08-31 11:14:09-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin yeah saf 14982 903273397538447360 2017-08-31 11:08:54-04 @Blankitout omg 14983 903273335416598531 2017-08-31 11:08:39-04 @brianbeutler ahhh duh 14984 903272625509683200 2017-08-31 11:05:50-04 @brianbeutler wait, why is the byline relevant 14985 903271913706983424 2017-08-31 11:03:00-04 For some reason, OMB doesn't announce these things, so you just have to keep checking their WH microsite. ಠ_ಠ 14986 903271574412898304 2017-08-31 11:01:39-04 @darth @pbump oh my god 14987 903271171210174464 2017-08-31 11:00:03-04 OMB recently posted its FY2016 report to Congress on cyber and IT work under the E-Government Act: https://t.co/2D00kTWm2L https://t.co/co4hmGaIpn 14988 903269793092034561 2017-08-31 10:54:35-04 @lrozen AHHHHHHHHH PUPPY 14989 903268164619956225 2017-08-31 10:48:07-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin web blog 14990 903267574540066826 2017-08-31 10:45:46-04 @pbump @darth bump please 14991 903267193516937216 2017-08-31 10:44:15-04 @darth @pbump omg i'm right here darth tag me next time 14992 903267054018596864 2017-08-31 10:43:42-04 @pbump @darth philip 14993 903265732905115650 2017-08-31 10:38:27-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin kristin 14994 903264328165593088 2017-08-31 10:32:52-04 @Wanderlustin oh my god 14995 903263603951886337 2017-08-31 10:29:59-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate that's gross 14996 903263187323236352 2017-08-31 10:28:20-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate .... 14997 903262320436105217 2017-08-31 10:24:53-04 @Wanderlustin only u can answer that question 14998 903262029959528448 2017-08-31 10:23:44-04 @Wanderlustin i can tell you about cyber 14999 903262013534728197 2017-08-31 10:23:40-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate ty kristin 15000 903261749654245376 2017-08-31 10:22:37-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate i searched for it quickly kristin 15001 903261704565526528 2017-08-31 10:22:26-04 @Wanderlustin sucks 2 be u 15002 903261348729167872 2017-08-31 10:21:01-04 @Wanderlustin u have 2 subscribe 15003 903261267993001986 2017-08-31 10:20:42-04 @Wanderlustin ... ... ... yes. yes they are saf 15004 903261160430034944 2017-08-31 10:20:17-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate https://t.co/9YIVAH9tvl 15005 903260386845229058 2017-08-31 10:17:12-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin heath, welcome to the porgsticle canoe 15006 903260336853196800 2017-08-31 10:17:00-04 In this second half of the interview, Painter also reflects on his biggest accomplishments and what he wants to see happen next. 15007 903259877870587908 2017-08-31 10:15:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin let's talk about porgsticles cc: @kristenkbates 15008 903259590317441026 2017-08-31 10:14:02-04 Here's part 2 of my Q&A w/ @C_Painter: https://t.co/nqrsmS33IR We talk about crafting cyber agreements in bilateral & multilateral settings. 15009 903242023179837442 2017-08-31 09:04:14-04 @heathdwilliams @VileZero lol 15010 903241709949202434 2017-08-31 09:02:59-04 @VileZero awwwwwwwww 15011 903240958279421952 2017-08-31 09:00:00-04 "...most economists say companies’ shareholders would be the primary beneficiaries of a corporate tax rate cut." https://t.co/KmFQLWsuZa 15012 903238874306052096 2017-08-31 08:51:43-04 @zestydaddy @emptywheel Lol 15013 903238648283492353 2017-08-31 08:50:49-04 @emptywheel TFW feel when Marcy messed up TFW 15014 903237425627058176 2017-08-31 08:45:58-04 @emptywheel Marcy the "TFW" already has the "when" smh 15015 903233700493754369 2017-08-31 08:31:10-04 @Wanderlustin Lolololololol 15016 903233644872925185 2017-08-31 08:30:56-04 @eleventhirtyate Yeah wait.....wat 15017 903233588212228097 2017-08-31 08:30:43-04 @Wanderlustin You're a tool of the government 15018 903233340999913472 2017-08-31 08:29:44-04 @Wanderlustin Oh no.... saf...don't tell me you're a glober 15019 903232798470889472 2017-08-31 08:27:35-04 @Wanderlustin Holy shit what magic is this 15020 903232393733181440 2017-08-31 08:25:58-04 @Wanderlustin It's 8:30am 15021 903231394578653185 2017-08-31 08:22:00-04 @Wanderlustin fake geek girl 15022 903099311747190784 2017-08-30 23:37:09-04 me af https://t.co/bvandBYpQN 15023 903093136536338433 2017-08-30 23:12:37-04 @chaosbria be that as it may 15024 903092341896073217 2017-08-30 23:09:27-04 @chaosbria the defining question of our age 15025 903090430010687488 2017-08-30 23:01:51-04 @chaosbria ...are inside Bloodline. 15026 903090173386293248 2017-08-30 23:00:50-04 @chaosbria your panel notes... 15027 903090015546347520 2017-08-30 23:00:12-04 @chaosbria hey bria 15028 903074863807692801 2017-08-30 22:00:00-04 Interesting. https://t.co/8NqBM4Caof 15029 903074246284500995 2017-08-30 21:57:33-04 @Orbside thanks Maen 15030 903070748373393408 2017-08-30 21:43:39-04 @selenalarson @frankpallotta selena 15031 903067314815344640 2017-08-30 21:30:00-04 Someone please give these deer a loving home https://t.co/niYoKmbZpK 15032 903066386234257409 2017-08-30 21:26:19-04 @Molly_Kats @darth HI SCHMOO 15033 903059764522893312 2017-08-30 21:00:00-04 This makes literally no sense and Facebook is terrible https://t.co/AiaiSLuMcH 15034 903057598236254208 2017-08-30 20:51:24-04 @nicolecieux "jif" 15035 903052509266235392 2017-08-30 20:31:10-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate HAHAHAHA 15036 903052217275432960 2017-08-30 20:30:01-04 https://t.co/zskDaJUMaW https://t.co/GC9c8OLZ2X 15037 903052032793300992 2017-08-30 20:29:17-04 @AshCrossan Easy Mac 15038 903046268246745088 2017-08-30 20:06:22-04 @Molly_Kats @darth omfg 15039 903044876811546624 2017-08-30 20:00:51-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates don't forget kangaroos 15040 903044670011260930 2017-08-30 20:00:01-04 laugh rule https://t.co/UZj5ikKLM5 15041 903043820224475138 2017-08-30 19:56:39-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates ach-to-ually 15042 903043403264532480 2017-08-30 19:54:59-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate omg 15043 903043372788703233 2017-08-30 19:54:52-04 @USCocksman @darth look at that adventurous pup at the front! 15044 903043187115249666 2017-08-30 19:54:08-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate tru 15045 903042971116896260 2017-08-30 19:53:16-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate lol saf ur in the middle of nowhere 15046 903042402247684096 2017-08-30 19:51:01-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin Mos Eisley, it says on her profile 15047 903042355997151232 2017-08-30 19:50:50-04 @pablohidalgo @Muttville Oh my god these little faces!!! 15048 903042266117398528 2017-08-30 19:50:28-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate hey hey, ho ho sell us the new zuvio 15049 903040804029169664 2017-08-30 19:44:40-04 @Wanderlustin reckless 15050 903040678200041472 2017-08-30 19:44:10-04 @Wanderlustin no toilers 15051 903040500969730049 2017-08-30 19:43:27-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate oooh and we can like protest if they refuse to sell us the toys 15052 903040288586903552 2017-08-30 19:42:37-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin owned 15053 903040229304565761 2017-08-30 19:42:22-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin you and I are allies in this, website 15054 903040199986483200 2017-08-30 19:42:16-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate wait 15055 903039925200838659 2017-08-30 19:41:10-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate why wouldn't we be 15056 903039765670502400 2017-08-30 19:40:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin owned 15057 903037421520113664 2017-08-30 19:31:13-04 @kateconger it actually is 15058 903037378864013312 2017-08-30 19:31:03-04 @HowellONeill same 15059 903037116208136192 2017-08-30 19:30:00-04 "Meet The Russians Helping America Hack Silicon Valley" https://t.co/Wyi89lwTgy Great @iblametom story. 15060 903035295678988288 2017-08-30 19:22:46-04 @ashleyfeinberg you need new friends 15061 903029798137671680 2017-08-30 19:00:56-04 @theglipper what 15062 903029568725958656 2017-08-30 19:00:01-04 sweet christ https://t.co/VxUvapxLFt https://t.co/65ylxSllA9 15063 903028012643491841 2017-08-30 18:53:50-04 @darth @emptywheel darth... 15064 903024047012839427 2017-08-30 18:38:04-04 @avs5221 @JaredRizzi @tolntran @darth wat 15065 903023990490505216 2017-08-30 18:37:51-04 @ashleyfeinberg I'm dead 15066 903023773414293504 2017-08-30 18:36:59-04 @avs5221 @JaredRizzi @tolntran @darth Technically no, but in reality, maybe 15067 903023169212174337 2017-08-30 18:34:35-04 @emptywheel @darth I refuse to dignify this with an answer 15068 903022018517385216 2017-08-30 18:30:01-04 Hackers can use infected image files to take over your computer if you open them with Firefox: https://t.co/E4QsImTrcu https://t.co/k5T8Joby4X 15069 903021977144889348 2017-08-30 18:29:51-04 @JaredRizzi @tolntran @darth Sigh 15070 903021558637236226 2017-08-30 18:28:11-04 @JaredRizzi @tolntran @darth Good ant-swer Jared ha ha get it 15071 903021504786522112 2017-08-30 18:27:58-04 @vegaslamb @Ruthian23 @tolntran Slander 15072 903021306119118849 2017-08-30 18:27:11-04 @emptywheel @darth MARCY 15073 903018751515385856 2017-08-30 18:17:02-04 @tolntran @darth that's libel 15074 903018545348571137 2017-08-30 18:16:13-04 @Duvisited @darth Gotta activate it 15075 903018506727428097 2017-08-30 18:16:03-04 @tolntran @darth It would never work 15076 903018259909414922 2017-08-30 18:15:05-04 @darth Fire ants can't tweet they don't have fingers 15077 903018079839453184 2017-08-30 18:14:22-04 *laughs* *cries* https://t.co/GecsbPRFYB 15078 903016461555429377 2017-08-30 18:07:56-04 @oneunderscore__ Of course everyone is silent about this: government threats have made them clam up 15079 903014465314078720 2017-08-30 18:00:00-04 Pro subscribers who care about cyber diplomacy should definitely read part 1 of my new interview with Chris Painter: https://t.co/Bs1YqwHRVe 15080 903013335247065098 2017-08-30 17:55:30-04 @AlwaysaPITA @chrislhayes When I'm invited! 15081 903012753656479744 2017-08-30 17:53:12-04 @jitka @oneunderscore__ dang 15082 903012615458304002 2017-08-30 17:52:39-04 @HowellONeill @michejaw WHO IS THEY 15083 903012473049157632 2017-08-30 17:52:05-04 @jitka @oneunderscore__ do you ever think about the fact that "wholesome" is a contradiction in terms 15084 903012296691208193 2017-08-30 17:51:23-04 @HowellONeill @michejaw who is they 15085 903012264160227328 2017-08-30 17:51:15-04 @HowellONeill @michejaw also that's false i'll have my hoverboat 15086 903012224008114176 2017-08-30 17:51:06-04 @HowellONeill @michejaw when what happens 15087 903012113907683328 2017-08-30 17:50:39-04 @michejaw never run 15088 903011775049863174 2017-08-30 17:49:18-04 @chrislhayes Realistically we'll never know Unless Someone Somewhere Is willing to find Answers 15089 903011197229903872 2017-08-30 17:47:01-04 @jitka @oneunderscore__ we don't talk about that around here 15090 903010190919962626 2017-08-30 17:43:01-04 @attackerman whoof 15091 903009095950663680 2017-08-30 17:38:40-04 @morningmoneyben @realDonaldTrump Somewhat bizarre to me that @realDonaldTrump still talking about ______________. Nobody working on issue thinks that'll happen. 15092 903007537297068041 2017-08-30 17:32:28-04 @JennaMC_Laugh SPY PUPS @DARTH 15093 903006920130289664 2017-08-30 17:30:01-04 .@ashleyfeinberg is so good. https://t.co/2s04hyM1Yh 15094 903005577089093633 2017-08-30 17:24:41-04 @selenalarson Instagram 15095 903003423817261056 2017-08-30 17:16:07-04 https://t.co/APclSj8Qhx 15096 903003209777778688 2017-08-30 17:15:16-04 @HowellONeill lolololololol 15097 903000357575561228 2017-08-30 17:03:56-04 @JSCram3254 @JaredRizzi Though FWIW Legends is not what "really" "happened" in Star Wars 15098 903000229817061378 2017-08-30 17:03:26-04 @JSCram3254 @JaredRizzi Haha. Include whatever you want! But I have to get back to work. 15099 902999376577966080 2017-08-30 17:00:02-04 Case closed https://t.co/7Sa34NJDOb 15100 902999319841837060 2017-08-30 16:59:49-04 @JSCram3254 @JaredRizzi The Federation didn't control all trade. It was just very powerful. (Plus Naboo can tax its own citizens to raise funds.) 15101 902998017678221313 2017-08-30 16:54:38-04 @JSCram3254 @JaredRizzi Naboo could do whatever it wanted. It just had no military to speak of and so requested the Senate's help. 15102 902997455574327301 2017-08-30 16:52:24-04 @JSCram3254 @JaredRizzi it became the Empire when Palpatine made the Declaration of a New Order in ROTS 15103 902996835995979778 2017-08-30 16:49:57-04 @JaredRizzi @JSCram3254 there's no Imperial politics in the prequels because 99.999999% of the prequels predates the existence of the Empire 15104 902995831053324288 2017-08-30 16:45:57-04 @MEPFuller @ashleyfeinberg ATTENTION MEDIA: Comey was NOT fired, it was a ruse so no one would realize he HIRED Ashley Feinberg to SPY on people 15105 902993605475930112 2017-08-30 16:37:07-04 @heathdwilliams bwahahaha 15106 902992979572527108 2017-08-30 16:34:37-04 @erinscafe @JaredRizzi as someone who held out for as long as humanly possible, i empathize with our then-future-president 15107 902992879232184320 2017-08-30 16:34:13-04 @matt__enloe @erinscafe @JaredRizzi wow 15108 902992200312741889 2017-08-30 16:31:31-04 @erinscafe @JaredRizzi they need to bring back old-school manual RTs 15109 902991845751435267 2017-08-30 16:30:07-04 @JaredRizzi @ToniTagliarino @matt__enloe @petridishes you are devious 15110 902991817620176896 2017-08-30 16:30:00-04 Oh. https://t.co/6HC63jaTxK 15111 902991393555173376 2017-08-30 16:28:19-04 @JaredRizzi @kristenkbates @matt__enloe @petridishes there are so many new star wars coming 15112 902991339964559360 2017-08-30 16:28:06-04 @erinscafe @JaredRizzi no tbh 15113 902991140663775236 2017-08-30 16:27:19-04 @JaredRizzi @kristenkbates @matt__enloe @petridishes i have a lot to live for 15114 902990941870542856 2017-08-30 16:26:31-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams my name is not dave 15115 902990890448412672 2017-08-30 16:26:19-04 @kristenkbates @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi @petridishes no 15116 902990867883069441 2017-08-30 16:26:14-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @kristenkbates @petridishes you're gonna suck 15117 902990480446820354 2017-08-30 16:24:41-04 @JaredRizzi you're an unnecessary barrel archery scene 15118 902990438965051393 2017-08-30 16:24:32-04 @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi @petridishes thanks matt 15119 902990238469038080 2017-08-30 16:23:44-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams that's your mom 15120 902990212107829249 2017-08-30 16:23:37-04 @matt__enloe @kristenkbates @JaredRizzi @petridishes probably agreed, yeah or like...seals 15121 902990176615628801 2017-08-30 16:23:29-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @petridishes (I'll take that bet) 15122 902990132067872768 2017-08-30 16:23:18-04 @JaredRizzi they're jedi, they're lithe and agile 15123 902990094956711936 2017-08-30 16:23:10-04 @heathdwilliams ahh 15124 902989918464561153 2017-08-30 16:22:27-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @petridishes (no you won't) 15125 902989859240935424 2017-08-30 16:22:13-04 @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi @petridishes cc: @kristenkbates 15126 902989798754934784 2017-08-30 16:21:59-04 @heathdwilliams why does it say "R1" tho 15127 902989743935410177 2017-08-30 16:21:46-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @petridishes yeah they're good 15128 902989690189512704 2017-08-30 16:21:33-04 @JaredRizzi why? 15129 902989318683283456 2017-08-30 16:20:04-04 @heathdwilliams what the hell is that tag below him (which I assume is his??) 15130 902989208591233024 2017-08-30 16:19:38-04 @JaredRizzi correct, but do you consider it a fun movie on its own 15131 902989136423997441 2017-08-30 16:19:21-04 @emptywheel ohhhh I do remember this now actually 15132 902988919335211008 2017-08-30 16:18:29-04 @JaredRizzi what do you think about revenge of the sith 15133 902988884606406656 2017-08-30 16:18:21-04 @darth ty for behaving responsibly on this one darth 15134 902988801202688000 2017-08-30 16:18:01-04 @WilliamTurton this is a lot 15135 902988468233621506 2017-08-30 16:16:42-04 @JaredRizzi it's fine...? 15136 902988352122703872 2017-08-30 16:16:14-04 @emptywheel I did not know of this 15137 902987990288527361 2017-08-30 16:14:48-04 @emptywheel I made a joke for you 15138 902981233919107073 2017-08-30 15:47:57-04 @darth omg his little noise 15139 902971125990346752 2017-08-30 15:07:47-04 @nicolecieux awkward for you, I'm making tons of money tweeting 15140 902970158028873728 2017-08-30 15:03:56-04 @amy_geek @nerdist HEYYYYYYY congrats! 15141 902969496431939584 2017-08-30 15:01:18-04 @jbarro 3. ??? 4. Profit 15142 902969173071994880 2017-08-30 15:00:01-04 Former and current DOD DASDs for Cyber Policy talk to @WatermanReports about Cyber Command elevation: https://t.co/KmBk7ewzJF https://t.co/3axFkqU48d 15143 902967942018723842 2017-08-30 14:55:08-04 @MatthewNussbaum Congress: so hot right now 15144 902967345127272448 2017-08-30 14:52:46-04 @nicolecieux is this about star wars twitter 15145 902963859169914887 2017-08-30 14:38:54-04 @DelReyStarWars @eleventhirtyate @swguru2004 @nancipants you're not the boss of me 15146 902957701877116932 2017-08-30 14:14:26-04 @DelReyStarWars @eleventhirtyate @swguru2004 @nancipants the sky is red tho 15147 902957455344324608 2017-08-30 14:13:28-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @BeltwayBanthas jesus motown christ 15148 902954539724222474 2017-08-30 14:01:53-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas only in the Twitter sense, not in the "I listen to you or obey you" sense 15149 902954490785132544 2017-08-30 14:01:41-04 @dan_brooks wow 15150 902954247158996992 2017-08-30 14:00:43-04 @dan_brooks yet nothing in DC!!!! 15151 902954083073568768 2017-08-30 14:00:04-04 "Researchers uncover maze of hidden backdoors in European embassy and ministry systems" https://t.co/YdkVZ1otN3 https://t.co/OlWqNDksJU 15152 902953709440774144 2017-08-30 13:58:35-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas I don't follow you 15153 902953407102713857 2017-08-30 13:57:22-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas you are making a fool of yourself 15154 902953055855009792 2017-08-30 13:55:59-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas or that 15155 902952957787987968 2017-08-30 13:55:35-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas do not call me that 15156 902952750421610497 2017-08-30 13:54:46-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas this...has nothing to do with brunch 15157 902952430891085833 2017-08-30 13:53:30-04 @LaneWinree @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @BeltwayBanthas brian you don't even go here 15158 902952364268761094 2017-08-30 13:53:14-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas cite the science 15159 902951946151178253 2017-08-30 13:51:34-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @BeltwayBanthas omg we're not doing this 15160 902951908167561217 2017-08-30 13:51:25-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas you owe me a really good brunch at this point 15161 902951612028727296 2017-08-30 13:50:14-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @BeltwayBanthas et tu, chuckles? 15162 902950721968058373 2017-08-30 13:46:42-04 @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @BeltwayBanthas @HolocronKeeper omfg 15163 902949877424025600 2017-08-30 13:43:21-04 @nycsouthpaw Fun fact: Matt Wuerker has a Pulitzer Prize! That's pretty cool IMO. 15164 902948367160012800 2017-08-30 13:37:21-04 @heathdwilliams a naked song 15165 902948253456621568 2017-08-30 13:36:54-04 @heathdwilliams heath 15166 902938987270164480 2017-08-30 13:00:05-04 What's it like 2 negotiate cyber issues w/ Russian & Chinese officials? Chris Painter tells me in our new interview: https://t.co/Bs1Yqwqh3G 15167 902936693409492993 2017-08-30 12:50:58-04 @ctblauvelt @vanmarshall @iamtaylorgray @dave_filoni oh you #tease! 15168 902936659162955777 2017-08-30 12:50:49-04 @ryanjreilly Man... 15169 902936207021178880 2017-08-30 12:49:02-04 @maxjrosenthal @leeferran lol 15170 902936035205816320 2017-08-30 12:48:21-04 @maxjrosenthal @leeferran you live a sad life 15171 902935326892707841 2017-08-30 12:45:32-04 @maxjrosenthal @leeferran damn it 15172 902934973551976448 2017-08-30 12:44:08-04 @michejaw okay I yield I yield 15173 902934897869905920 2017-08-30 12:43:50-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @dnvolz @TwitterSupport jenna mcbotlin 15174 902934805695913986 2017-08-30 12:43:28-04 @michejaw i had not thought of this but now i think bran is the night king 15175 902933046101516289 2017-08-30 12:36:28-04 @DanielStrauss4 @woodruffbets @dnvolz @TwitterSupport botsy woodruff 15176 902933018242949124 2017-08-30 12:36:21-04 @petridishes did you know about this, I just discovered it 15177 902932649555132416 2017-08-30 12:34:53-04 @asdf @AlexJamesFitz ed....thank's 15178 902931892068069376 2017-08-30 12:31:53-04 @AlexJamesFitz I wouldn't have published it but that's just my opinion! 15179 902931421152428032 2017-08-30 12:30:01-04 Oh wow I get why people are so angry at the Times https://t.co/YNKdaPUeCH 15180 902928658632933377 2017-08-30 12:19:02-04 @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @BeltwayBanthas @HolocronKeeper thanks kaitlin 15181 902928276859039744 2017-08-30 12:17:31-04 @kristenkbates @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @BeltwayBanthas @HolocronKeeper Hey that's a Star Wars number 15182 902927123215732736 2017-08-30 12:12:56-04 @ctblauvelt And I am so excited for you!! 15183 902926270564106240 2017-08-30 12:09:33-04 @libbycwatson omg 15184 902925850277855232 2017-08-30 12:07:52-04 @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @BeltwayBanthas @HolocronKeeper kristin, turn off the red porg light 15185 902924753094283271 2017-08-30 12:03:31-04 @nycsouthpaw @Susan_Hennessey do not 15186 902923301735059456 2017-08-30 11:57:45-04 @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @BeltwayBanthas hey @HolocronKeeper is it canon that there is a president of the porgs under the porg constitution (porgstitution) 15187 902919077496328192 2017-08-30 11:40:58-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas that's fairly rude 15188 902918829357105154 2017-08-30 11:39:58-04 @kristenkbates @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas pablo over here like "why do i join these threads" 15189 902918063200272385 2017-08-30 11:36:56-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas @JoinTheSchwarz it's like literally vs. "literally" 15190 902918012629643265 2017-08-30 11:36:44-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas @JoinTheSchwarz i said perfect, not truly perfect 15191 902917816793399296 2017-08-30 11:35:57-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas @JoinTheSchwarz listen, you can't have truly perfect alignment on twitter 15192 902917746203250695 2017-08-30 11:35:40-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate np kristin 15193 902917475985182720 2017-08-30 11:34:36-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates kristin your standards are great 15194 902917340295200770 2017-08-30 11:34:03-04 @SwaraSalih1 @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas @JoinTheSchwarz i blame your phone, it's fine on desktop 15195 902917023482699776 2017-08-30 11:32:48-04 @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas @JoinTheSchwarz it's perfectly aligned! https://t.co/Nll7rQdyBm 15196 902916973134303233 2017-08-30 11:32:36-04 Senate Homeland Security Committee leaders ask Cabinet departments for the reports they submitted as part of Trump's cybersecurity EO. https://t.co/GyyR7UkW8X 15197 902916693504266240 2017-08-30 11:31:29-04 @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @JDKolassa @BeltwayBanthas @JoinTheSchwarz . PHOTOSHOP STAR WARS B L TAFT JOKES 15198 902908777908903937 2017-08-30 11:00:02-04 I love this city https://t.co/mWOuaQvHYo 15199 902905949337378816 2017-08-30 10:48:48-04 @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams jesus 15200 902904228296970240 2017-08-30 10:41:57-04 @heathdwilliams @CMWAshby fukkkkkk 15201 902901286185684992 2017-08-30 10:30:16-04 @heathdwilliams christ 15202 902896188814495746 2017-08-30 10:10:01-04 This is part 1 of the interview. More to come soon. 15203 902895477225598976 2017-08-30 10:07:11-04 We also discussed Trump's idea for a cyber partnership with Russia and Obama's 2015 deal with China: https://t.co/Bs1Yqwqh3G 15204 902886551398621185 2017-08-30 09:31:43-04 @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams but why "lolthcat" what is the joke there and what is a Porgavee 15205 902886103509852160 2017-08-30 09:29:56-04 @JDKolassa @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams can someone explain this one to me 15206 902885571688878081 2017-08-30 09:27:49-04 @Hello_Tailor omfg gavia i love you 15207 902885535101976578 2017-08-30 09:27:41-04 @Hello_Tailor i am crying 15208 902885089679433728 2017-08-30 09:25:54-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams NARRATOR VOICE: and she did want to porg them all 15209 902884894933692416 2017-08-30 09:25:08-04 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams holy shit 15210 902884870027960320 2017-08-30 09:25:02-04 @brian_nov hahahahahahahahahah 15211 902880981350305792 2017-08-30 09:09:35-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate neoporgs neopets but for star wars cc: @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams 15212 902878583617499136 2017-08-30 09:00:03-04 "Just physically and visually seeing the Border Patrol out there caused panic. They thought they were coming to get them." https://t.co/89SIzEs5Zj 15213 902878145942040580 2017-08-30 08:58:19-04 @ajaromano omfg 15214 902875744828874753 2017-08-30 08:48:46-04 Good morning everyone https://t.co/BaOo7rhJOo 15215 902864374599176193 2017-08-30 08:03:35-04 As if Houstonians didn't have enough to worry about... https://t.co/aDtKUtt2rP 15216 902859764828434432 2017-08-30 07:45:16-04 @TBreassealeDHS @erikmal @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/xAIldSgBmo 15217 902745086206910464 2017-08-30 00:09:35-04 @erikmal @ashleyfeinberg (this was "consult" but with "pro" instead of "con" and "sulk" instead of "sult") 15218 902744907214970881 2017-08-30 00:08:52-04 @erikmal @ashleyfeinberg hey man, don't prosulk 15219 902744769021038593 2017-08-30 00:08:19-04 @erikmal @ashleyfeinberg it's upbeat 15220 902743240385982465 2017-08-30 00:02:15-04 @erikmal @ashleyfeinberg our motto is "consulting? more like prosulting!" 15221 902742986261487616 2017-08-30 00:01:14-04 @erikmal @ashleyfeinberg that's really rude, have you tried being a nice person 15222 902742578621288449 2017-08-29 23:59:37-04 @ashleyfeinberg C***man Solutions is the name of my consulting firm 15223 902736830738685952 2017-08-29 23:36:47-04 @nycsouthpaw so much for the tolerant left 15224 902732754152017920 2017-08-29 23:20:35-04 @TFDark @brianbeutler @nycsouthpaw spokespaw* 15225 902725184079228928 2017-08-29 22:50:30-04 @ColinKahl @nahaltoosi @Max_Fisher where's cernovich 15226 902723265810112512 2017-08-29 22:42:53-04 @savkthom good 15227 902722526832418816 2017-08-29 22:39:56-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls yes please tbqh 15228 902722509220524032 2017-08-29 22:39:52-04 @eleventhirtyate you'll regret this 15229 902722378685349888 2017-08-29 22:39:21-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls I LOVE HER 15230 902722358158483457 2017-08-29 22:39:16-04 @savkthom i refuse 15231 902721474842288128 2017-08-29 22:35:46-04 @savkthom sav thom 15232 902720027744288769 2017-08-29 22:30:00-04 I know I was off Twitter a lot today because I have literally no idea what this mini news cycle was about https://t.co/91HDlmzPR3 15233 902720016159834114 2017-08-29 22:29:58-04 @ColinKahl @nahaltoosi @Max_Fisher freakin' cracked this case wide open 15234 902719177538097152 2017-08-29 22:26:38-04 @nahaltoosi @ColinKahl @Max_Fisher C O L I N K A HIDDEN HAND L 15235 902717907247009792 2017-08-29 22:21:35-04 @jesseberney @ncweaver "[African-Americans]" is what makes this Met-worthy art 15236 902716252686237696 2017-08-29 22:15:00-04 What in the freaking world https://t.co/VivPIK048x https://t.co/SfpOFqJdm9 15237 902715889707085825 2017-08-29 22:13:34-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 SHE SO IS 15238 902715831959912448 2017-08-29 22:13:20-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls MORE PLEASE 15239 902715719506288641 2017-08-29 22:12:53-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls DAT THIRD PHOTO I AM SCREAMING 15240 902715668302319617 2017-08-29 22:12:41-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls SHE STRETCH 15241 902714774164832256 2017-08-29 22:09:08-04 @nicolecieux i f'ing love you btw 15242 902714600285769730 2017-08-29 22:08:26-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls MORE MORE MORE 15243 902714574440452096 2017-08-29 22:08:20-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls CHRIST ON A WAFFLEMAKER 15244 902714551506001921 2017-08-29 22:08:15-04 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux WE ARE NOT DOING THIS AGAIN 15245 902714297498947585 2017-08-29 22:07:14-04 @tayhatmaker @OlympicNP hoy shit 15246 902714170575085568 2017-08-29 22:06:44-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls miss u btw 15247 902714114988019712 2017-08-29 22:06:31-04 @blakehounshell irl lol 15248 902713874893463556 2017-08-29 22:05:34-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls omg hot 15249 902713527982579712 2017-08-29 22:04:11-04 @libbycwatson call them a wanker 15250 902713501621387264 2017-08-29 22:04:05-04 @dellcam @tayhatmaker if the emailer said they were taylor I would 15251 902713016453562370 2017-08-29 22:02:09-04 @dellcam @tayhatmaker No I meant it was a good time for "language"! 15252 902712753789513729 2017-08-29 22:01:06-04 @MarisaKabas i like to not think of it 15253 902712392588685312 2017-08-29 21:59:40-04 @tayhatmaker @dellcam omg if there were ever a time for this tbh 15254 902712361139798016 2017-08-29 21:59:33-04 @MarisaKabas I like to think of it as the Trumpsurdity beat 15255 902712302440505345 2017-08-29 21:59:19-04 @tayhatmaker @dellcam https://t.co/Jydr5KLZ7w is still available 15256 902712025998135296 2017-08-29 21:58:13-04 @ColinKahl mazel tov 15257 902711711148466176 2017-08-29 21:56:58-04 @justinhendrix @oneunderscore__ when you're a star they let you do.it 15258 902711566281445376 2017-08-29 21:56:23-04 @lrozen @ColinKahl hahahahahahahahahahahaha 15259 902711488833576960 2017-08-29 21:56:05-04 @oneunderscore__ well now it's not funny anymore 15260 902711095001014272 2017-08-29 21:54:31-04 @ColinKahl at least you're honest! don't often find that with (((globalists))) 15261 902710912683053056 2017-08-29 21:53:47-04 @oneunderscore__ blowjobgrab dot com omg 15262 902710715441586176 2017-08-29 21:53:00-04 h/t @kateconger 15263 902710430153498625 2017-08-29 21:51:52-04 @ColinKahl am I on the purge list Colin 15264 902680406134329349 2017-08-29 19:52:34-04 @libbycwatson OMFG 15265 902667189169266688 2017-08-29 19:00:03-04 Like a Bond movie https://t.co/aE7awseEZj 15266 902653995289890817 2017-08-29 18:07:37-04 @selenalarson Same 15267 902652079340171264 2017-08-29 18:00:00-04 tag yourself I'm the lizard https://t.co/fgzdjmyBVs 15268 902648187382624256 2017-08-29 17:44:32-04 Always an indescribable relief seeing videos like this https://t.co/gdaKZhSOqf 15269 902644530427576320 2017-08-29 17:30:01-04 Jesus https://t.co/YkcYiFb4VV 15270 902643382366953472 2017-08-29 17:25:27-04 @eleventhirtyate cerci dies 15271 902640945711251458 2017-08-29 17:15:46-04 @eleventhirtyate man, remember that canoe? 15272 902640833047953409 2017-08-29 17:15:19-04 @eleventhirtyate shouldn't you be better at this? you're literally a website 15273 902640608883478529 2017-08-29 17:14:26-04 @eleventhirtyate you replied to the wrong tweet again 15274 902640527316840449 2017-08-29 17:14:06-04 @eleventhirtyate also this is great https://t.co/xEzVjSdUnF 15275 902640490092298240 2017-08-29 17:13:57-04 @eleventhirtyate wow I should really start reading your tweets! 15276 902640345703485441 2017-08-29 17:13:23-04 @eleventhirtyate omg 15277 902640250903715840 2017-08-29 17:13:00-04 ... https://t.co/BD8AiBzBOm 15278 902640224660066305 2017-08-29 17:12:54-04 @eleventhirtyate looks like a tie fighter 15279 902640087804063744 2017-08-29 17:12:21-04 @penguinrandom this is good 15280 902640059710660608 2017-08-29 17:12:15-04 @eleventhirtyate l—o—l 15281 902636773427343362 2017-08-29 16:59:11-04 @heathdwilliams @darth GOD DAMN IT 15282 902636251991478273 2017-08-29 16:57:07-04 @darth @ohheygreat that's my favorite part of the thread so far darth!! 15283 902625419588984836 2017-08-29 16:14:04-04 This thread is a light in the dark https://t.co/E0QOglfc9Z 15284 902625145524817920 2017-08-29 16:12:59-04 @darth this is the best thread 15285 902624087763247114 2017-08-29 16:08:47-04 @MadelineRConway makes u think 15286 902604375511764993 2017-08-29 14:50:27-04 @lorenzoFB you can press and hold the mic button to send an audio message in a chat 15287 902604320897720320 2017-08-29 14:50:14-04 The Cyber really is everywhere https://t.co/GleXseLpqa https://t.co/dBFZsAVKhi 15288 902581186467422208 2017-08-29 13:18:18-04 Whoof https://t.co/Fq8FCcG5M9 15289 902575312902520834 2017-08-29 12:54:58-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate Of course 15290 902573019868123136 2017-08-29 12:45:51-04 @k8em0 @selenalarson I just want to join her professional network Katie 15291 902564452897349632 2017-08-29 12:11:49-04 @darth Holy shit this one...I just have no words 15292 902563147722219520 2017-08-29 12:06:37-04 @selenalarson Selena accept my request 15293 902347203938832384 2017-08-28 21:48:32-04 Of course. https://t.co/8edDIACdKo https://t.co/LQBnoDw9VP 15294 902538141931900928 2017-08-29 10:27:16-04 @ChuckWendig @ChurchofSatan Okay that was good 15295 902537007251017728 2017-08-29 10:22:45-04 @ChuckWendig @ChurchofSatan Wat 15296 902536864095227905 2017-08-29 10:22:11-04 @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams Ugh 15297 902532432892760065 2017-08-29 10:04:34-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 I walked away from this thread for five minutes 15298 902531301114167296 2017-08-29 10:00:05-04 .@martinmatishak story: The @PCLOB_GOV, the intel community's watchdog, is in suspended animation under Trump: https://t.co/HG9wHbgSDg 15299 902529897385660421 2017-08-29 09:54:30-04 @ChuckWendig @ChurchofSatan https://t.co/gshLiBajg5 15300 902528742823780352 2017-08-29 09:49:55-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 twss 15301 902528515043622912 2017-08-29 09:49:00-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @SwaraSalih1 omg 15302 902528434206908417 2017-08-29 09:48:41-04 @ChuckWendig @ChurchofSatan okay hoosier 15303 902526851318505473 2017-08-29 09:42:24-04 @libbycwatson @ashleyfeinberg who killed luigi 15304 902521611739430912 2017-08-29 09:21:34-04 @ChurchofSatan @ChuckWendig i'm scared 15305 902521221962661889 2017-08-29 09:20:02-04 @ChurchofSatan @ChuckWendig oh no 15306 902516190894972929 2017-08-29 09:00:02-04 Pruitt told a TX radio show that "science should not be something that's just thrown about to try to dictate policy" https://t.co/cL3RoO7Uwf 15307 902511142156853248 2017-08-29 08:39:58-04 @ChuckWendig @AlexJamesFitz oh don't pretend like you weren't thinking it 15308 902509058149797889 2017-08-29 08:31:41-04 @chaosbria I blame Saf 15309 902508941887893505 2017-08-29 08:31:14-04 @ChuckWendig I don't have the best memory 15310 902508918500458497 2017-08-29 08:31:08-04 @ChuckWendig @AlexJamesFitz just the luciferan tip? 15311 902508637968633856 2017-08-29 08:30:01-04 "While natural disasters usually call for a certain presidential demeanor, Trump’s response so far has been distinctly his own." https://t.co/qkUGYKtA7W 15312 902508280504877056 2017-08-29 08:28:36-04 @ChuckWendig sorry i don't remember 15313 902508260523114496 2017-08-29 08:28:31-04 @AlexJamesFitz @ChuckWendig settle down 15314 902508071171346432 2017-08-29 08:27:46-04 @ChuckWendig what is that 15315 902507827763261443 2017-08-29 08:26:48-04 @ChuckWendig wait, like...you spread him on toast? 15316 902507579703689217 2017-08-29 08:25:49-04 @ChuckWendig don't give in to the dark path, chuck 15317 902503961047044096 2017-08-29 08:11:26-04 @ChuckWendig yes 15318 902503428546494465 2017-08-29 08:09:19-04 @ChuckWendig that's just god telling you he doesn't like your writing, chuck stick to past tense ok 15319 902503075423899648 2017-08-29 08:07:55-04 @ashleyfeinberg they've got a point 15320 902502441702354944 2017-08-29 08:05:24-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux i really did 15321 902501099411791873 2017-08-29 08:00:04-04 "Local, state and federal officials conceded that the scale of the crisis was so vast that they were nowhere near being able to measure it" https://t.co/IhfUdZo3PP 15322 902500633596620802 2017-08-29 07:58:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux HOLY CHRIST 15323 902500086629982209 2017-08-29 07:56:02-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux oh look the photoshopper has logged on 15324 902499980778381312 2017-08-29 07:55:37-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams this is really uncomfortable 15325 902497717888438272 2017-08-29 07:46:38-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams whendig you get here chuck 15326 902496772106457089 2017-08-29 07:42:52-04 @ChuckWendig @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams oh my god 15327 902385905259950081 2017-08-29 00:22:19-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DebbieC55974434 @nicolecieux omfg 15328 902385829234040833 2017-08-29 00:22:01-04 @kristenkbates @EthanMcQuarrie @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux ilu 15329 902385507170213889 2017-08-29 00:20:45-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DebbieC55974434 @nicolecieux that's it, we're done, i'm calling cut 15330 902385278987509760 2017-08-29 00:19:50-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DebbieC55974434 @nicolecieux okay just want to note this https://t.co/GhUX6sxoOc 15331 902385047281561600 2017-08-29 00:18:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DebbieC55974434 @nicolecieux oh wait website did its comment 15332 902384873545093120 2017-08-29 00:18:14-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DebbieC55974434 @nicolecieux danny that was your one comment, we're just waiting for kristin and website and then we're done 15333 902384475035852801 2017-08-29 00:16:38-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux everyone gets one signoff joke and then that's it 15334 902384430328807425 2017-08-29 00:16:28-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux okay can we all agree to stop this thread riiiiight...now 15335 902384397248339968 2017-08-29 00:16:20-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux i ded 15336 902384269707927559 2017-08-29 00:15:50-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux I CANNOT BREATHE 15337 902384238686818304 2017-08-29 00:15:42-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux FUCKING HELL OH MY GOD 15338 902384191144431616 2017-08-29 00:15:31-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @nicolecieux now i know what the comments sections must look like these days 15339 902384148907741184 2017-08-29 00:15:21-04 @DannyPirtle19 @LaurenM15157951 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @nicolecieux danny ilu 15340 902384036424945664 2017-08-29 00:14:54-04 @Wanderlustin just putting this here so i can find it later "The meme comes after the link. K Thanks" https://t.co/62Kmhgiwws 15341 902383941163917312 2017-08-29 00:14:31-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux no i'm censoring this side 15342 902383864118738944 2017-08-29 00:14:13-04 @LaurenM15157951 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @nicolecieux hello lauren 15343 902383774238953472 2017-08-29 00:13:51-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux we need to stop this thread so i can go to bed without missing anything 15344 902383531481026560 2017-08-29 00:12:54-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux KRISTEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 15345 902383205529079814 2017-08-29 00:11:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @nicolecieux *holds danny back* 15346 902383022695223296 2017-08-29 00:10:52-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux god i love this, i'm literally getting rejuvenated from this thread 15347 902382954932002816 2017-08-29 00:10:36-04 @eleventhirtyate @DebbieC55974434 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @nicolecieux yes i am doing a story about this as we speak 15348 902382587368366080 2017-08-29 00:09:08-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @nicolecieux hot 15349 902382534079770624 2017-08-29 00:08:56-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux THIS IS THE BEST NIGHT OF MY LIFE 15350 902382361257631744 2017-08-29 00:08:15-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux this entire thread has been premised on the idea that that question is unimportant 15351 902382268341264384 2017-08-29 00:07:52-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux he's a faster reader 15352 902382223931973632 2017-08-29 00:07:42-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux FUCKING CHRIST IM IN HYSTERICS 15353 902382127270031360 2017-08-29 00:07:19-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @NoreenYeager @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux now it's a party! a lima party 15354 902382079094255616 2017-08-29 00:07:07-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @nicolecieux therefore* 15355 902382049310515200 2017-08-29 00:07:00-04 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux that's* 15356 902381921388433408 2017-08-29 00:06:30-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux no danny it is the same 15357 902381870867939328 2017-08-29 00:06:18-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux my apologies 15358 902381836730585088 2017-08-29 00:06:09-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux definitely misread this tweet and got very confused 15359 902381661475807232 2017-08-29 00:05:28-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux saf you need to make "The meme comes after the link. K Thanks" your entire twitter bio 15360 902381323641344000 2017-08-29 00:04:07-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux they don't let girls read in new zealand 15361 902381271292268547 2017-08-29 00:03:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 @NoreenYeager @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux (literally what is happening) 15362 902381217198301184 2017-08-29 00:03:42-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux Thrawn 15363 902381148256575488 2017-08-29 00:03:25-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux it's right after the zuvio musical solo 15364 902380887526055938 2017-08-29 00:02:23-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux god damn I love this moment 15365 902380850087694341 2017-08-29 00:02:14-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux im CACKLING im screaming omfg 15366 902380787257016322 2017-08-29 00:01:59-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux roger tetragram actually 15367 902380724862509056 2017-08-29 00:01:44-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux same! 15368 902380693581389824 2017-08-29 00:01:37-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux i LOVE that we're at the point in this thread where we're earnestly explaining GoT lineages to this rando, I love it so much 15369 902380558013128704 2017-08-29 00:01:05-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux rager lol 15370 902380537280679936 2017-08-29 00:01:00-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @nicolecieux i beat you to it danny 15371 902380442472652800 2017-08-29 00:00:37-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux THANK U SAF 15372 902380423522766848 2017-08-29 00:00:33-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @nicolecieux but they say the best love hurts, so 15373 902380384020832260 2017-08-29 00:00:23-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @nicolecieux spiky af 15374 902380320288276480 2017-08-29 00:00:08-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux also my dude you spelled it "Once" that's kinda embarrassing for you 15375 902380255436050433 2017-08-28 23:59:52-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux I think he means the Vader pun in Rogue One 15376 902380023495184385 2017-08-28 23:58:57-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux OWNED ABSOLUTELY REKT BRUTAL 15377 902379882067447809 2017-08-28 23:58:23-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux kristin*! 15378 902379867328667648 2017-08-28 23:58:20-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux kristen! 15379 902379823980531713 2017-08-28 23:58:10-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux Sad! 15380 902379754971648001 2017-08-28 23:57:53-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux im gonna start a cersei diies twitter (notice the spelling) to harass people about rogue podron now 15381 902379662172708864 2017-08-28 23:57:31-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux oh, it is 15382 902379628689588224 2017-08-28 23:57:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux also why is "Cousin" capitalized 15383 902379535521517569 2017-08-28 23:57:01-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux rogue podron 1 15384 902379471344459779 2017-08-28 23:56:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux go for it dan 15385 902379427849523200 2017-08-28 23:56:35-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams we're just waiting for good ol' @ChuckWendig 15386 902379372279205888 2017-08-28 23:56:22-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux because she is dead 15387 902379350514954240 2017-08-28 23:56:17-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux or tell anything 15388 902379326410252288 2017-08-28 23:56:11-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @dog_rates @chaosbria @ericjgeller i don't need to, i have already spoken to the exhibit director 15389 902379263529283586 2017-08-28 23:55:56-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux SAF THIS IS A RED ALERT TWEET 15390 902379233657454592 2017-08-28 23:55:49-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux SAF 15391 902379202246320130 2017-08-28 23:55:41-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux tell the truth 15392 902379121883439108 2017-08-28 23:55:22-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @dog_rates @chaosbria @ericjgeller this thread is going in the smithsonian 15393 902379054724255744 2017-08-28 23:55:06-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux tagging in @heathdwilliams 15394 902378882887712769 2017-08-28 23:54:25-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @dog_rates @chaosbria @ericjgeller certainly not cerci, she's dead 15395 902378842924470274 2017-08-28 23:54:16-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux kristin* 15396 902378818815569920 2017-08-28 23:54:10-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux cerci does WHAT kristen 15397 902378787085660162 2017-08-28 23:54:02-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux my socks are comfy 15398 902378755250900992 2017-08-28 23:53:55-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux the more you know, saf 15399 902378711072342016 2017-08-28 23:53:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @dog_rates @chaosbria @ericjgeller you replied to the wrong thread here website 15400 902378637021908992 2017-08-28 23:53:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig I really hope Chuck is reading this thread and taking notes 15401 902378572530188288 2017-08-28 23:53:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux don't be absurd 15402 902378469786562560 2017-08-28 23:52:47-04 @nicolecieux https://t.co/B50lawE21T 15403 902378424513200128 2017-08-28 23:52:36-04 @cerci_DIES @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @dog_rates @chaosbria don't i know it brother 15404 902378369131716608 2017-08-28 23:52:23-04 @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux isn't INCESTUAL IMPULSE the name of @ChuckWendig's new Star Wars novel? 15405 902378185358225408 2017-08-28 23:51:39-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux i am so mortified, cerci dies will you accept my apology 15406 902377822232211456 2017-08-28 23:50:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux EXCUSE ME, i meant to say cerci dies, my apologies 15407 902377750559936513 2017-08-28 23:49:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux cerci cries, i don't think anyone calls it that, what do you think 15408 902377401816150017 2017-08-28 23:48:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @dog_rates @chaosbria cerci dies 15409 902377245485957120 2017-08-28 23:47:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @nicolecieux wait, we need @ChuckWendig before we can begin the incantation 15410 902376983711109121 2017-08-28 23:46:52-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux saf im dead 15411 902376921950023680 2017-08-28 23:46:38-04 @DarrenR83455265 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux darren, welcome 15412 902376757998833665 2017-08-28 23:45:59-04 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux oh yes 15413 902376637395861504 2017-08-28 23:45:30-04 @Wanderlustin i love you so much 15414 902376607280750593 2017-08-28 23:45:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux ain't no party like a Lima Party cuz a Lima Party is part(y) of this complete dinner 15415 902376474874871808 2017-08-28 23:44:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux ooooh ya know i hadn't thought of that but 15416 902376361087598592 2017-08-28 23:44:24-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux i just formed the Lima Party 15417 902376319375302656 2017-08-28 23:44:14-04 @Wanderlustin i am crying at your new twitter name i am dead 15418 902375951501336578 2017-08-28 23:42:46-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux https://t.co/ZReM0qBGrE 15419 902375506699530240 2017-08-28 23:41:00-04 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux kristin you're getting so owned i'm almost embarrassed for you 15420 902375392819994624 2017-08-28 23:40:33-04 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux wait....are you talking about me 15421 902375218387329024 2017-08-28 23:39:52-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux natziz is my favorite Parks and Rec actor 15422 902374896931672064 2017-08-28 23:38:35-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @nicolecieux no takers on this one huh 15423 902374781164630017 2017-08-28 23:38:07-04 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @TravisR43881701 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES this thread is such an emotional rollercoaster 15424 902374663036309504 2017-08-28 23:37:39-04 @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux yeah it's true i go wherever saf goes, it's a thing 15425 902374588578922496 2017-08-28 23:37:21-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES lmao owned tricked and owned 15426 902374550641532928 2017-08-28 23:37:12-04 @nicolecieux @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @cerci_DIES a real website 15427 902374521885339648 2017-08-28 23:37:05-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES you have to be able to read to write, come on now danny 15428 902374446668894212 2017-08-28 23:36:48-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES owned 15429 902374361297977345 2017-08-28 23:36:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @nicolecieux yeah i'm like water, i seep through every crack and i'm wet and delicious 15430 902374276376002562 2017-08-28 23:36:07-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES danny i write for a website 15431 902374237020856320 2017-08-28 23:35:58-04 @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux what question did you ask me cerci dies, i missed it, i am sorry 15432 902373867246821376 2017-08-28 23:34:29-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES your future is porgless 15433 902373843087630336 2017-08-28 23:34:24-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES that's not true I read your support section you're not really twitter i knew it 15434 902373753027428352 2017-08-28 23:34:02-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES cerci dies, how you doin over there 15435 902373614657384448 2017-08-28 23:33:29-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES twss 15436 902373483216297984 2017-08-28 23:32:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES Aha! The real Twitter would call them "Tweets" with a capital "t." You're a fraud. 15437 902373397870628864 2017-08-28 23:32:37-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES lies 15438 902373348205887489 2017-08-28 23:32:26-04 @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux wow, @brian_nov looks different in your future than I expected 15439 902373139656712196 2017-08-28 23:31:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES wait how do I know this is REALLY Twitter and not just Danny still 15440 902373092164595712 2017-08-28 23:31:25-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES half true 15441 902372901927649280 2017-08-28 23:30:39-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES no i meant like, tell me my future 15442 902372831132082177 2017-08-28 23:30:22-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @dog_rates @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate oh snap website got owned 15443 902372768162959362 2017-08-28 23:30:07-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES fly emirates 15444 902372705940496384 2017-08-28 23:29:53-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES do me do me 15445 902372655768231936 2017-08-28 23:29:41-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @dog_rates @chaosbria what about @eleventhirtyate, he is a website like yourself 15446 902372575577300992 2017-08-28 23:29:21-04 @lrozen @GrantGambling yeah, literally what even? 15447 902372454156435457 2017-08-28 23:28:52-04 @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES @nicolecieux into bros 15448 902372422824976387 2017-08-28 23:28:45-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES um 15449 902372345784008706 2017-08-28 23:28:27-04 @nicolecieux @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES i wonder what cerci dies thinks of this 15450 902372301710209025 2017-08-28 23:28:16-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES Twitter, who does the best tweets 15451 902372096734633984 2017-08-28 23:27:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @cerci_DIES wait are we now talking DIRECTLY to Twitter??? 15452 902371958075031552 2017-08-28 23:26:54-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @DannyPirtle19 @cerci_DIES 15453 902371741514821632 2017-08-28 23:26:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES danny, welcome, we're trolling 15454 902371476053086208 2017-08-28 23:24:59-04 @Wanderlustin awwww saf it's okay you don't need those 15455 902371329957126144 2017-08-28 23:24:24-04 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @nicolecieux kristin* 15456 902371306150260741 2017-08-28 23:24:19-04 @cerci_DIES @kristenkbates @nicolecieux lmao owned kristen owned 15457 902371271941476356 2017-08-28 23:24:11-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES kristen, nic would like to tell you more about her warm mouth 15458 902371226332659712 2017-08-28 23:24:00-04 @Wanderlustin anyone who goes up against you in a shitposting contest is a moron 15459 902371113598058501 2017-08-28 23:23:33-04 @jackgillum @washingtonpost jack 15460 902370283289538560 2017-08-28 23:20:15-04 @Wanderlustin You could not have asked for a better caricature of people who get Very Mad On The Internet about criticism of RP1 15461 902369908792676353 2017-08-28 23:18:46-04 @nicolecieux @cerci_DIES let me out of this canoe pls 15462 902369692681162752 2017-08-28 23:17:54-04 @Wanderlustin oh my GOD OH MY GODDDDD this all makes so much more sense now of course this twerp is a RP1 stan of COURSE oh my god I love this 10x more 15463 902369497453035521 2017-08-28 23:17:08-04 @Wanderlustin okay saf what is Rp1 15464 902366647901720577 2017-08-28 23:05:48-04 @nicolecieux eu-wan 15465 902366194522578945 2017-08-28 23:04:00-04 @nicolecieux who even is this person 15466 902365969565274113 2017-08-28 23:03:06-04 @washingtonpost don't tell me what's real and what isn't washington post 15467 902365846395387904 2017-08-28 23:02:37-04 @nicolecieux i really want to fuck with this account but i know i shouldn't, please send help 15468 902365343900938240 2017-08-28 23:00:37-04 @MrsSmh1 Seven out of about 28 people resigned. Not the entire council. 15469 902365191958142981 2017-08-28 23:00:01-04 Of course this happened. Of course it did. https://t.co/tTN2OK126c 15470 902364534240935937 2017-08-28 22:57:24-04 @jonnysun jomny congrats what is your first policy 15471 902363525598851072 2017-08-28 22:53:24-04 @nycsouthpaw PEPE - 15472 902363316533780480 2017-08-28 22:52:34-04 @Wanderlustin @CMWAshby cc: RFR 15473 902362533771837440 2017-08-28 22:49:27-04 @Wanderlustin mean 15474 902362343295864832 2017-08-28 22:48:42-04 @pbump add me https://t.co/eGSqQvqBAb 15475 902362200177860608 2017-08-28 22:48:08-04 @oneunderscore__ Obviously! 15476 902357638528114692 2017-08-28 22:30:00-04 -----------> https://t.co/0KyTdxNCt1 15477 902357472794599424 2017-08-28 22:29:21-04 @morningmoneyben @kelseylh @billkuchman ben, can you finish the books pls 15478 902357377613275136 2017-08-28 22:28:58-04 @Wanderlustin omg 15479 902354436693139461 2017-08-28 22:17:17-04 @Wanderlustin then we tell it to chill 15480 902353864459816960 2017-08-28 22:15:00-04 Almost 12 years to the day. https://t.co/PvVaaK7zuJ 15481 902340995710320640 2017-08-28 21:23:52-04 @RobertMLee @cnoanalysis @USCommandCyber @State_Cyber @C_Painter @thegrugq @pwnallthethings omg 15482 902340383207825409 2017-08-28 21:21:26-04 @ChuckWendig now tell us about the Gaboon pit viper named Steve 15483 902335035650568192 2017-08-28 21:00:11-04 #FF @nahaltoosi for everything State Department in these...interesting times. 15484 902332251152764928 2017-08-28 20:49:07-04 @RepDebDingell Dingell and colleagues urged Tillerson not to close the cyber office in a July letter: https://t.co/AIFQC5TqMM https://t.co/3w4neYjTnD 15485 902332049251500032 2017-08-28 20:48:19-04 .@RepDebDingell and other House Dems are trying to block the office's closure through approps process: https://t.co/wamQKYR44D 15486 902331800013475840 2017-08-28 20:47:20-04 Moving cyber diplomacy to econ bureau is controversial. Critics have been worried it would happen since cyber coordinator @C_Painter left. 15487 902331535633862656 2017-08-28 20:46:17-04 Tillerson: "under the current structure, a special envoy or representative can circumvent the regional and functional bureaus..." 15488 902331344755326978 2017-08-28 20:45:31-04 CNN first reported letter about "special envoy" office closures today. Ours is first story to report that the cyber office is among them. 15489 902330963270795265 2017-08-28 20:44:00-04 Tillerson told Senate Foreign Relations chair @SenBobCorker that he is closing the office in a letter obtained by Politico's @nahaltoosi. 15490 902330720747737088 2017-08-28 20:43:02-04 NEW: Secy of State Rex Tillerson has confirmed he will close @State_Cyber office, moving functions to econ bureau: https://t.co/VTpeLsfSfW 15491 902328726167355392 2017-08-28 20:35:07-04 @nycsouthpaw @alexburnsNYT you are a dog 15492 902327442299174912 2017-08-28 20:30:01-04 "Person familiar w/ Mueller's strategy said that whether or not Trump made a 'knowingly false statement' is now of interest to prosecutors." https://t.co/F2HqlAX3DE 15493 902319888663887874 2017-08-28 20:00:00-04 who could have predicted this https://t.co/kJfhe02uKn https://t.co/DQADcTE3nG 15494 902316960574300160 2017-08-28 19:48:22-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @semirose @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig SMFH 15495 902316932082356224 2017-08-28 19:48:15-04 @chaosbria this is cyber 15496 902316252294733825 2017-08-28 19:45:33-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @semirose @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig wait so you didn't really have to get rid of me before, even though you said you did? 15497 902315736814759936 2017-08-28 19:43:30-04 @chaosbria me too 15498 902315315475906560 2017-08-28 19:41:50-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @semirose @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig OMFG zuvio pls have mercy 15499 902314878857355264 2017-08-28 19:40:05-04 @kristenkbates @semirose @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig WHO MAKES THE RULES 15500 902314164064006145 2017-08-28 19:37:15-04 @pbump I understood that reference 15501 902314008677634048 2017-08-28 19:36:38-04 @ChuckWendig wait no you don't have to do that in fact please don't do that 15502 902312974530043904 2017-08-28 19:32:31-04 @ChuckWendig i'm already worried 15503 902312950719025153 2017-08-28 19:32:26-04 @kristenkbates @semirose @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig wait what 15504 902312929915228160 2017-08-28 19:32:21-04 @Wanderlustin oh my GOD I had not heard of this droid until today 15505 902312540616708101 2017-08-28 19:30:48-04 @ChuckWendig just...be cool 15506 902312339411578880 2017-08-28 19:30:00-04 If there's ever an apocalypse, civilization really will just collapse. https://t.co/AtnGK1lQ4X 15507 902312201825988608 2017-08-28 19:29:27-04 @ChuckWendig okay I'll invite you two to connect on LinkedIn 15508 902312042362744832 2017-08-28 19:28:49-04 @eleventhirtyate @quigonsmith ahahahahaha 15509 902311986540761089 2017-08-28 19:28:36-04 @kristenkbates @semirose @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig are they going to have you killed 15510 902310345330524161 2017-08-28 19:22:05-04 @kristenkbates @semirose @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig this can't have been in the rules 15511 902309740432285697 2017-08-28 19:19:40-04 @ChuckWendig why, do you need a guy? 15512 902309713370546176 2017-08-28 19:19:34-04 @ChuckWendig yeah, Giorgio 15513 902309642004557824 2017-08-28 19:19:17-04 @nicolecieux @Geek_Kay god damn it 15514 902307475281637376 2017-08-28 19:10:40-04 @ChuckWendig yeah why 15515 902304790599700481 2017-08-28 19:00:00-04 Gorgeous photo https://t.co/5mgv2RG8WR 15516 902301872396132353 2017-08-28 18:48:24-04 @kristenkbates @semirose @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig rude 15517 902299870102519808 2017-08-28 18:40:27-04 @kristenkbates @semirose @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @ChuckWendig what am I, a hologram? 15518 902299802729316354 2017-08-28 18:40:11-04 @ChuckWendig annual neighborhood dog walk 15519 902296909242658820 2017-08-28 18:28:41-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig please don't 15520 902296687141675008 2017-08-28 18:27:48-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig kristen this photoshop job is bad and you should be ashamed 15521 902294699423256581 2017-08-28 18:19:54-04 @ChuckWendig a ceremony for dogs in accordance with jewish customs 15522 902294565566210052 2017-08-28 18:19:22-04 @darth @ChuckWendig no you get out of here darth, shoo 15523 902294540027133952 2017-08-28 18:19:16-04 @ChuckWendig yes, that's my dog Maddie and she deserves the classiest treatment 15524 902293993970655234 2017-08-28 18:17:06-04 @nicolecieux hmmmmmmmmmm 15525 902293871769595908 2017-08-28 18:16:37-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig why are you like this 15526 902293216300544001 2017-08-28 18:14:01-04 @ChuckWendig well obviously for formal occasions like this press conference i go out and rent shoes 15527 902290754583846913 2017-08-28 18:04:14-04 @ChuckWendig nothing, I want to commune directly with the ground 15528 902289726115377153 2017-08-28 18:00:09-04 @ChuckWendig i did not in fact i do not have shoes 15529 902289696293867520 2017-08-28 18:00:01-04 i am crying https://t.co/E3tk3FBPLT 15530 902280264315006983 2017-08-28 17:22:33-04 @tayhatmaker @WilliamTurton Omg 15531 902280213744234497 2017-08-28 17:22:21-04 @mcwm @WilliamTurton No it'll be us, we're about to launch Pro Armageddon 15532 902280110379847686 2017-08-28 17:21:56-04 @WilliamTurton Lol 15533 902279713275748353 2017-08-28 17:20:21-04 @WilliamTurton But which publication will be fast enough to push it out before annihilation 15534 902279103998504960 2017-08-28 17:17:56-04 @ChuckWendig I like the minimalism 15535 902278030013452288 2017-08-28 17:13:40-04 @ChuckWendig Damn it I was multitasking okay that's on me what about "shoe" 15536 902277435663802368 2017-08-28 17:11:18-04 @ChuckWendig No they're good 15537 902275733413916674 2017-08-28 17:04:32-04 @ChuckWendig 1. phlegmatic unicorn 2. first-person gaymaker 3. shoe 15538 902274595184627712 2017-08-28 17:00:01-04 This definitely happened. https://t.co/RuIY5H3vxQ 15539 902272809661030400 2017-08-28 16:52:55-04 "The Wall is needed from the standpoint of security," Trump says, concluding his #GameOfThrones season finale recap. 15540 902272697278889984 2017-08-28 16:52:29-04 @petridishes every president gets three True Patriot pardons for every bad pardon done by his/her predecessors, that's a rule 15541 902272185296969732 2017-08-28 16:50:27-04 Niinistö points out that NATO members declared last year that you need deterrence *and* dialogue with Russia. 15542 902272034205556736 2017-08-28 16:49:51-04 Finnish reporter asks Niinistö if he and Trump talked about Russia. Niinistö says yes. 15543 902271830987345926 2017-08-28 16:49:02-04 Trump: "I think Finland is doing fine w/ Russia, & I hope that the US will someday be able to have a very good relationship w/ Russia also." 15544 902271575533252608 2017-08-28 16:48:01-04 this was really something https://t.co/fHwc5rg5ty 15545 902271330879463424 2017-08-28 16:47:03-04 I was wondering when someone would point this out. https://t.co/mkqOgqqh8J 15546 902270396736700416 2017-08-28 16:43:20-04 @ChuckWendig what's yours 15547 902270170932097028 2017-08-28 16:42:26-04 Oh. https://t.co/3rlwDbnWtg 15548 902269831587676160 2017-08-28 16:41:05-04 "I think we have much in agreement," Trump says on climate talk with Niinistö. 15549 902269740122505217 2017-08-28 16:40:44-04 Finnish president, asked about climate change, pointedly says that it would be "good business" to convert plants to clean energy. 15550 902269142668939264 2017-08-28 16:38:21-04 Reporter asks what Trump would do if conflict escalated in the Baltics. Trump won't answer, says only U.S. is "very protective" of allies. 15551 902269028810371072 2017-08-28 16:37:54-04 Trump: "I would consider many countries threats, but these are all threats that we'll be able to handle if we have to." 15552 902268884241104896 2017-08-28 16:37:20-04 Finnish reporter asks Trump if he considers Russia a security threat. 15553 902267111086723073 2017-08-28 16:30:17-04 @ChuckWendig ....yes 15554 902267073295814661 2017-08-28 16:30:08-04 For those wondering, Finland hosts the European Centre of Excellence for Countering Hybrid Threats: https://t.co/2dPs6miA6C 15555 902266920031936512 2017-08-28 16:29:31-04 Trump to Finnish president on cyber: "I think in a very short period of time we’re going to be right there with you, believe me." 15556 902266637931261952 2017-08-28 16:28:24-04 @ChuckWendig what does that even mean 15557 902266542976516096 2017-08-28 16:28:01-04 @ChuckWendig it's not slang 15558 902266516254507008 2017-08-28 16:27:55-04 @ashleyfeinberg glad I watched this 15559 902266391021027329 2017-08-28 16:27:25-04 "You do do a fantastic job with cybersecurity and I congratulate you," Trump adds. 15560 902266346318073856 2017-08-28 16:27:14-04 "Finland is a leading expert on cybersecurity," Trump says. "In fact, we should be calling you pretty soon." 15561 902266147470360576 2017-08-28 16:26:27-04 @ChuckWendig i am 15562 902266101320450049 2017-08-28 16:26:16-04 Trump thanks Niinistö for Finland's contribution to the fight against terrorism: "'preciate it." 15563 902265756779331584 2017-08-28 16:24:54-04 @ChuckWendig that's a frog 15564 902265422203936768 2017-08-28 16:23:34-04 "Protecting the lives of our people is my highest priority," Trump says. 15565 902265294550380544 2017-08-28 16:23:04-04 Trump is speaking now at the top of a White House press conference with Finnish President Sauli Niinistö. 15566 902264728457801729 2017-08-28 16:20:49-04 @EvanMcS he has a point though, you are fake 15567 902264216287158272 2017-08-28 16:18:47-04 @libbycwatson @WilliamTurton digby is the real draw here 15568 902262386094157824 2017-08-28 16:11:30-04 @NickBaumann @libbycwatson @WilliamTurton nick mind your own business 15569 902261704872136709 2017-08-28 16:08:48-04 @libbycwatson @WilliamTurton yes i want to meet digby 15570 902261537523585024 2017-08-28 16:08:08-04 @WilliamTurton ya 15571 902261351359410176 2017-08-28 16:07:24-04 @WilliamTurton https://t.co/lw7CcXkniv 15572 902259492829765632 2017-08-28 16:00:00-04 It's the third anniversary of Obama's tan suit press conference. 15573 902254450378764288 2017-08-28 15:39:58-04 @WilliamTurton is this sponcon 15574 902254153417797632 2017-08-28 15:38:47-04 Absolutely incredible. https://t.co/tLRRvT8N9G 15575 902252516406112256 2017-08-28 15:32:17-04 @Bing_Chris wait, four companies blacklisted a media publication? 15576 902244402109628416 2017-08-28 15:00:03-04 Deconstruction of the administrative state https://t.co/ENIcJGTCU3 15577 902234553229697032 2017-08-28 14:20:54-04 @eleventhirtyate @brian_nov @germanjedi rude ! 15578 902234184294518784 2017-08-28 14:19:26-04 @eleventhirtyate @brian_nov @germanjedi N... 15579 902233986491191297 2017-08-28 14:18:39-04 @darth @betsy_klein Darth omg 15580 902233965163106304 2017-08-28 14:18:34-04 @brian_nov @germanjedi @eleventhirtyate Well, someone in my regular hater posse likes to use it 15581 902232837067350016 2017-08-28 14:14:05-04 @brian_nov @germanjedi @eleventhirtyate You know I hate this gif 15582 902230858467246082 2017-08-28 14:06:13-04 @brian_nov @germanjedi @eleventhirtyate Brian 15583 902230592745590785 2017-08-28 14:05:10-04 @germanjedi @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate I'm not sexting you 15584 902230336612032512 2017-08-28 14:04:09-04 @brian_nov @eleventhirtyate @germanjedi This thread makes my eyes burn 15585 902229299972915200 2017-08-28 14:00:02-04 Wow. https://t.co/3mPjLY7WbS https://t.co/qKlrstDwBc 15586 902227010675761152 2017-08-28 13:50:56-04 @MarisaKabas @kevincollier we need to stop (not) meeting like this 15587 902226469367238658 2017-08-28 13:48:47-04 @IsaacDovere lol 15588 902225315270971392 2017-08-28 13:44:12-04 @AdamSerwer @brianbeutler 2017 delivers 15589 902225275282481152 2017-08-28 13:44:02-04 @eleventhirtyate this is like a dali painting 15590 902225202913923073 2017-08-28 13:43:45-04 @MarisaKabas in two weeks yes 15591 902225155933560832 2017-08-28 13:43:34-04 @MarisaKabas @kevincollier HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT CAN WE MEET UP PLEASE 15592 902225012748378112 2017-08-28 13:43:00-04 @MarisaKabas yeah i'm the new white house press secretary 15593 902224025052733440 2017-08-28 13:39:04-04 @eleventhirtyate best fandom 15594 902223804323258368 2017-08-28 13:38:12-04 @brianbeutler jfc 15595 902223544813223936 2017-08-28 13:37:10-04 @brianbeutler Why is there a period in a subject line 15596 902223204781096961 2017-08-28 13:35:49-04 @tuesdayreviews @inkgrrl omg 15597 902223177732026368 2017-08-28 13:35:42-04 @MarisaKabas yeah get me a podium 15598 902222096364961792 2017-08-28 13:31:24-04 @pbump that's not his real name 15599 902220617776279553 2017-08-28 13:25:32-04 @ChuckWendig @darth i just want it to stop 15600 902220372711542789 2017-08-28 13:24:33-04 @ChuckWendig @darth oh ffs it's only monday leave darth out of this 15601 902219067385417728 2017-08-28 13:19:22-04 @ChuckWendig you don't even know my bosses and there is no such thing as the rodfather 15602 902218972921307138 2017-08-28 13:19:00-04 @chrislhayes guess you forgot about the gefilte fish thing 15603 902218407084470274 2017-08-28 13:16:45-04 @ChuckWendig to be clear i am talking about this as a METAPHOR 15604 902218177903566853 2017-08-28 13:15:50-04 @ChuckWendig woof woof indeed 15605 902218126540066821 2017-08-28 13:15:38-04 @nycsouthpaw holy shit remember Mike Flynn 15606 902217096192516096 2017-08-28 13:11:32-04 https://t.co/0aYPECmwkS https://t.co/Dny6syJ85I 15607 902216971785261057 2017-08-28 13:11:03-04 @ChuckWendig 10/10 would hibernate with 15608 902215590588375040 2017-08-28 13:05:33-04 @ChuckWendig also that polar bear is attractive 15609 902215460606943232 2017-08-28 13:05:02-04 @ChuckWendig polar bears are hot bc of climate change destroying their natural habitats 15610 902214841183739906 2017-08-28 13:02:35-04 @ChuckWendig that's hot 15611 902214406381203456 2017-08-28 13:00:51-04 @ChuckWendig hey hope you're having fun at the zoo just wanted to let you know that candy corn is good 15612 902213819677716480 2017-08-28 12:58:31-04 @Bing_Chris @emptywheel @JoeUchill I'll believe it at 12:01am Tuesday tbh 15613 902213648143306753 2017-08-28 12:57:50-04 @darth @chrislhayes "I'm not Joshua Witt, I'm not trying to stab my own body" 15614 902212135920574465 2017-08-28 12:51:50-04 @Bing_Chris you jinxed it! 15615 902211077894799360 2017-08-28 12:47:37-04 @lachlan @NoahShachtman Dude, dinosaurs didn't have shadows. I noticed the lack of *feathers*. 15616 902210642794434564 2017-08-28 12:45:54-04 @lachlan @NoahShachtman this is fake 15617 902207552116719617 2017-08-28 12:33:37-04 @briantruitt fake; recirculates during every big storm 15618 902207264936878080 2017-08-28 12:32:28-04 @MatthewNussbaum @jdawsey1 @dlippman unbelievable to me that we still allow you in the building 15619 902203644233347073 2017-08-28 12:18:05-04 @vermontgmg @adschina I have investigators in the South China Sea and they cannot believe what they are finding. 15620 902203190292226049 2017-08-28 12:16:17-04 @darth my popcorn is bigger than yours 15621 902202033549320193 2017-08-28 12:11:41-04 @darth *takes large handful of your popcorn* 15622 902195995743846400 2017-08-28 11:47:42-04 @eleventhirtyate with Dee Bradley Baker as their robot nanny 15623 902191550146293761 2017-08-28 11:30:02-04 .@SenatorCantwell tells Politico that NIAC resignations should be a "wakeup call" to Trump on grid security: https://t.co/JNoFNTaGT6 15624 902190443722674177 2017-08-28 11:25:38-04 @hugetinymistake @daveweigel tyvm 15625 902189576512577536 2017-08-28 11:22:11-04 @darth @daveweigel it was too easy tbh darth 15626 902189441535660032 2017-08-28 11:21:39-04 @daveweigel oh, NOW she remembers Wisconsin 15627 902189392453873664 2017-08-28 11:21:27-04 @brianspaeth yes 15628 902189367577513984 2017-08-28 11:21:21-04 @gregotto complete with "people are saying"! 15629 902187086761123840 2017-08-28 11:12:17-04 @kevincollier holla 15630 902179138722816000 2017-08-28 10:40:43-04 @ChuckWendig oh 15631 902165656598171648 2017-08-28 09:47:08-04 @KatieBoWill also sorry 15632 902165637426016256 2017-08-28 09:47:04-04 @KatieBoWill LOL 15633 902165271913402369 2017-08-28 09:45:36-04 @KatieBoWill what the hell is with this earnestness, what did you do to the real Kbo 15634 902155991327936516 2017-08-28 09:08:44-04 @ChuckWendig just, like, what 15635 902154663339978752 2017-08-28 09:03:27-04 @ChuckWendig What 15636 902153805197975552 2017-08-28 09:00:03-04 “The recovery to this event is going to last many years to be able to help Texas and the people impacted by this event achieve a new normal” https://t.co/5hRkmJjw7j 15637 902153491287875585 2017-08-28 08:58:48-04 @ChuckWendig What 15638 902138698636111872 2017-08-28 08:00:01-04 Remarkable. https://t.co/j4NHNlA9U9 15639 902008921329721344 2017-08-27 23:24:20-04 @nycsouthpaw There it is 15640 902006729780678656 2017-08-27 23:15:37-04 @kansasalps No 15641 902006489115758592 2017-08-27 23:14:40-04 @Jduckham @JaredRizzi Sweet Jesus 15642 902006436888240132 2017-08-27 23:14:27-04 @JaredRizzi Oh my god 15643 902004307356258304 2017-08-27 23:05:59-04 @ddiamond @_cingraham lmao owned 15644 902003554214449152 2017-08-27 23:03:00-04 @_cingraham @ddiamond TOO LATE CHRISTOPHER https://t.co/6KaAP2eeQa 15645 902003358076203008 2017-08-27 23:02:13-04 @ddiamond Winterfell resolution: GAME OF PWNS 15646 902002778373050368 2017-08-27 22:59:55-04 @ddiamond Dragonglass mining agreement: GAME OF STONES 15647 902002298397884416 2017-08-27 22:58:00-04 @ddiamond Dan c'mon 15648 901996329148325889 2017-08-27 22:34:17-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 also holy shit I just got this god damn it Jason 15649 901996288383881217 2017-08-27 22:34:08-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 Yes or the other place we were considering! 15650 901995788900978689 2017-08-27 22:32:09-04 @brian_nov evergreen 15651 901995765521842176 2017-08-27 22:32:03-04 @sparksjls omfg 15652 901993949254086658 2017-08-27 22:24:50-04 W A LOL L #gameofthrones 15653 901988876469891072 2017-08-27 22:04:40-04 Y E S #gameofthrones 15654 901942095660888064 2017-08-27 18:58:47-04 @JaredRizzi @LooseGooseCS @ParraV @darth ack2-wall-e is quite good tbqh 15655 901900485732466689 2017-08-27 16:13:26-04 My dog is a deer https://t.co/J18MDAmgIq 15656 901866915622035457 2017-08-27 14:00:03-04 12 yrs ago tomorrow. "All windows will blow out...power outages will last for weeks...livestock left exposed to the winds will be killed..." https://t.co/i6C97wXoIk 15657 901863311905611776 2017-08-27 13:45:44-04 Whether this or something else, there must be something we can do to be better prepared, esp. as climate change makes big storms more likely https://t.co/2VoA7AzUvP 15658 901858704152252418 2017-08-27 13:27:25-04 @DannyPirtle19 Or I could be drinking snake poison 15659 901857556011864065 2017-08-27 13:22:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 You will not ruin this moment for me 15660 901857125865009152 2017-08-27 13:21:09-04 @rewegreatyet It me 15661 901857081980055553 2017-08-27 13:20:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 Daniel 15662 901855407861321728 2017-08-27 13:14:19-04 @KatieBoWill TBT to our joint appearance 15663 901855047235096576 2017-08-27 13:12:53-04 @emptywheel Marcy 15664 901853568180871168 2017-08-27 13:07:00-04 Oh wait, I am a Star Wars expert. 15665 901853255432630274 2017-08-27 13:05:46-04 @alexburnsNYT This is like the last scene in Titanic when they see an iceberg off in the distance 15666 901853048838000640 2017-08-27 13:04:57-04 Also, I'm no Star Wars expert, but I don't think that's the last scene. 15667 901851811090382848 2017-08-27 13:00:02-04 Oh my god https://t.co/GPpwGbl1X0 https://t.co/QIYANz9uVY 15668 901845888087318528 2017-08-27 12:36:29-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @darth WHERE DID YOU EVEN COME FROM 15669 901845811348340742 2017-08-27 12:36:11-04 @heathdwilliams @darth @eleventhirtyate It's so bad, he's so bad 15670 901843453285453825 2017-08-27 12:26:49-04 @darth @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams I just threw up in my mouth 15671 901842563145007107 2017-08-27 12:23:17-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @darth No don't 15672 901842056997474304 2017-08-27 12:21:16-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams Okay @darth if you truly love me you'll do something with these instead of with that horrid picture of me as a child 15673 901838098849562624 2017-08-27 12:05:32-04 But don't panic or anything https://t.co/E5xXUfxQ7b 15674 901821609383792640 2017-08-27 11:00:01-04 I love dogs https://t.co/MvTYasSdX0 15675 901803913204158466 2017-08-27 09:49:42-04 We're seven months in and I think it's undeniable that "Easy D" is the best one so far. 15676 901796787396247553 2017-08-27 09:21:23-04 Easy D for R to defeat C.M. in S https://t.co/bytlDcOfrN 15677 901653192999669760 2017-08-26 23:50:47-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams Nicely done 15678 901643129434066944 2017-08-26 23:10:48-04 @dceiver i was born this way 15679 901642605049630722 2017-08-26 23:08:43-04 @dceiver @ashleyfeinberg what's Wednesday nights 15680 901642223510540288 2017-08-26 23:07:12-04 @dceiver @ashleyfeinberg thought this said The Furries 15681 901636811256102912 2017-08-26 22:45:42-04 I love Tumblr so much https://t.co/6ptNVLZiAV https://t.co/ePeluLwgBh 15682 901636753102077952 2017-08-26 22:45:28-04 @bchrisc @ddiamond @zuessgirasoleme @darth i hate you all so much 15683 901636261726834688 2017-08-26 22:43:31-04 @DannyPirtle19 ACTUALLY me 15684 901636205367918592 2017-08-26 22:43:17-04 @soaringleap424 A LITERAL GAZELLE 15685 901635768581578752 2017-08-26 22:41:33-04 @bajacobra @KFILE trolololololol 15686 901635736620945411 2017-08-26 22:41:25-04 @ddiamond @zuessgirasoleme *chokes you to death* 15687 901633884613472256 2017-08-26 22:34:04-04 @ddiamond you have failed me, Dan 15688 901633743332532225 2017-08-26 22:33:30-04 @bajacobra @KFILE sounds like someone's heart won't go on 15689 901633599878901760 2017-08-26 22:32:56-04 @KFILE Titanic 2. My interest sank right away. 15690 901633304792887303 2017-08-26 22:31:46-04 @ddiamond oh my god i love these threads, please livetweet their whole conversation 15691 901603679719055360 2017-08-26 20:34:02-04 @DarrenKavinoky @AshCrossan @LouboutinWorld THESE EYES 15692 901595113557606400 2017-08-26 20:00:00-04 .@AlecMacGillis reports on Ben Carson's HUD, where the "dismantling of the administrative state" may be on track. https://t.co/qNR5TZ7Uv6 https://t.co/UzlZMcmmfh 15693 901588680724414465 2017-08-26 19:34:26-04 @pablohidalgo Hyph'e-nma'n 15694 901588381683130368 2017-08-26 19:33:15-04 @pablohidalgo Or like Hyph-enman 15695 901581259041894401 2017-08-26 19:04:57-04 @kristenkbates @maddieratner indeed kristen 15696 901579483156803585 2017-08-26 18:57:53-04 "Trump asked Sessions about closing case against Arpaio, an ally since 'birtherism'" https://t.co/q3r779cvaV https://t.co/z1lbJcOWxm 15697 901566983916969984 2017-08-26 18:08:13-04 .@maddieratner gets a treat for #NationalDogDay! https://t.co/NxQb6LKUaz 15698 901530565240918016 2017-08-26 15:43:31-04 @libbycwatson The best 15699 901519624398942212 2017-08-26 15:00:02-04 https://t.co/UZLuKkfZOQ https://t.co/gOCP41l5db 15700 901519035036311552 2017-08-26 14:57:42-04 @molly_knight @darth this pupper is stylin' 15701 901518755863375873 2017-08-26 14:56:35-04 @DannyPirtle19 EEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 15702 901454188437221376 2017-08-26 10:40:01-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/57jO1O3vJt 15703 901239817782145027 2017-08-25 20:28:11-04 Slow news night 15704 901239277534797824 2017-08-25 20:26:02-04 @nicolecieux yeah we do 15705 901210080569372672 2017-08-25 18:30:01-04 Career civil servants tell @NYMag how they're doing. https://t.co/VDqQMj0ID5 https://t.co/1NVu536yZ9 15706 901202528033013761 2017-08-25 18:00:00-04 I honestly think this was the tweet of the week https://t.co/CzEaUpo4ch 15707 901194981045673984 2017-08-25 17:30:01-04 Mueller is looking at Flynn's role in the effort to find Clinton's supposedly hacked emails on the dark web. https://t.co/DMh46qkERX https://t.co/Fd2p4VIBK1 15708 901193876463136769 2017-08-25 17:25:38-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams you can't just say that 15709 901193841587494913 2017-08-25 17:25:29-04 @LawkwardLady @darth hahahahahaha 15710 901191750890520577 2017-08-25 17:17:11-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams no I really don't 15711 901190391885639681 2017-08-25 17:11:47-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams ............. 15712 901189378395049984 2017-08-25 17:07:45-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 15713 901188888861048832 2017-08-25 17:05:49-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy Just As I suspected, you Really can't stand my Effortless Dominance at this game 15714 901188818895872001 2017-08-25 17:05:32-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi this could use some work 15715 901188266929659905 2017-08-25 17:03:20-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams this is irrelevant to me 15716 901188204786839554 2017-08-25 17:03:05-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy Actually, Really, It was Entirely your fault and you're a Loser 15717 901187431554310148 2017-08-25 17:00:01-04 oh my god https://t.co/aXAXZc3R7z https://t.co/GHBS3NWWCq 15718 901187395906932736 2017-08-25 16:59:53-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams well luckily I don't need your approval 15719 901187247298498561 2017-08-25 16:59:17-04 @JaredRizzi It's Worrisome that you Insist on Lying to yourself and Losing Every Nuanced Debate that You and I have On Twitter Uh-oh! 15720 901186627040681984 2017-08-25 16:56:49-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams yes 15721 901186279811035138 2017-08-25 16:55:26-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams I'm a normal person and I call them that 15722 901186226128117762 2017-08-25 16:55:14-04 @JSCram3254 @JaredRizzi I've never seen Babylon 5 15723 901185354186862593 2017-08-25 16:51:46-04 @JaredRizzi @johndavidriley owned 15724 901185308582187008 2017-08-25 16:51:35-04 @JaredRizzi Come on, You're Basically Encouraging Retaliation 15725 901184917387792384 2017-08-25 16:50:02-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams Normal people call them "beans" because that's what they are, Kristen. 15726 901184670196531204 2017-08-25 16:49:03-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams Well, I surely don't know what you mean, but I've never done that before! 15727 901184606187159552 2017-08-25 16:48:47-04 @JaredRizzi Be Even Nicer to your pal Geller than you ever Have before And I won't send a Zebra to attack you In your sleep 15728 901183718559272961 2017-08-25 16:45:16-04 @JaredRizzi you're the shenanigan here 15729 901183242912530433 2017-08-25 16:43:22-04 @JaredRizzi you're poppycock imo 15730 901183205272940546 2017-08-25 16:43:13-04 @HowellONeill first you have to spell us right 15731 901183044824051713 2017-08-25 16:42:35-04 @JaredRizzi shouldn't have told me you were going to schedule it 15732 901181628709568513 2017-08-25 16:36:58-04 @HowellONeill whale tale 15733 901181083361976323 2017-08-25 16:34:48-04 @JaredRizzi ugh 15734 901176503496527873 2017-08-25 16:16:36-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams Kristen! How the porg testicles are ya?! 15735 901174553224900608 2017-08-25 16:08:51-04 @JaredRizzi let me guess, in the next two weeks? 15736 901174384748003328 2017-08-25 16:08:10-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams well hey now 15737 901172329773977601 2017-08-25 16:00:01-04 https://t.co/HThBv4H0ou https://t.co/CeXptDVlIx 15738 901170109405949953 2017-08-25 15:51:11-04 @JaredRizzi scheduled tweet 15739 901166896950759429 2017-08-25 15:38:25-04 @WilliamTurton @HowellONeill i'm not mad, i'm actually laughing, i love living in doggy mansions with my friends in sf 15740 901165289156603908 2017-08-25 15:32:02-04 @HowellONeill you live in that doggy mansion? 15741 901165148731305984 2017-08-25 15:31:28-04 @JaredRizzi where is that damn scheduled tweet 15742 901162823035867137 2017-08-25 15:22:14-04 @JaredRizzi ffs 15743 901161736908263424 2017-08-25 15:17:55-04 @philliefan_99 @JaredRizzi agreed, please cancel your SiriusXM subscription and tell them that Jared is the reason 15744 901161576111255552 2017-08-25 15:17:17-04 @MalwareJake subtweeting me again I see 15745 901161545027203072 2017-08-25 15:17:09-04 @JaredRizzi unbelievable 15746 901161352508690432 2017-08-25 15:16:23-04 @JaredRizzi ARE YOU KIDDING ME ARE YOU KIDDING ME 15747 901157243130916866 2017-08-25 15:00:04-04 hmmm https://t.co/EYNt1zCee4 15748 901153888979619840 2017-08-25 14:46:44-04 @oneunderscore__ femma 15749 901151744696217601 2017-08-25 14:38:13-04 @missingwords @pablohidalgo @JediMind1207 @JonKasdan @RealRonHoward tfw you realize that's the internet's pablo hidalgo https://t.co/yBjxCT4wGn 15750 901151339136393216 2017-08-25 14:36:36-04 @ZekeJMiller @JaredRizzi @TomBossert45 That's not what they're afraid of... 15751 901151094491025409 2017-08-25 14:35:38-04 @brianbeutler congrats on your approval rating going up 15752 901150003120525312 2017-08-25 14:31:17-04 @dnvolz @HowellONeill i guess you're shel silverstein because you just found out where the sidewalk ends 15753 901148971128762368 2017-08-25 14:27:11-04 @Bing_Chris @vermontgmg Garrett's right. Can't forget the tubes. Need to put levees around the tubes. 15754 901148321997365248 2017-08-25 14:24:37-04 @Bing_Chris The Cyber is huge, but maybe not as huge as Hurricane Harvey 15755 901148147728121856 2017-08-25 14:23:55-04 same tbh https://t.co/vzc1zq6yPW 15756 901142144085143552 2017-08-25 14:00:04-04 Exactly right. https://t.co/cSaiUjOCQa 15757 901141416868540421 2017-08-25 13:57:10-04 @AdamWeinstein @LorenRaeDeJ well played 15758 901140378186895360 2017-08-25 13:53:03-04 @AdamWeinstein @LorenRaeDeJ okay but now I really want to know how an op-ed is like Star Wars 15759 901139831618752512 2017-08-25 13:50:52-04 @BlueJaigEyes hahahahahahahahahaha I love it 15760 901138589391740929 2017-08-25 13:45:56-04 @SarahNEmerson @jason_koebler @timothypmurphy l o l 15761 901138446135304196 2017-08-25 13:45:22-04 @timothypmurphy @jason_koebler one time I visited a crack den AND a rehab clinic for the balance 15762 901137528283160577 2017-08-25 13:41:43-04 @atsinha @darth OMG TENSE INTERVIEW 15763 901137326788706304 2017-08-25 13:40:55-04 @instacyber @silascutler @pwnallthethings i love this 15764 901137246161711105 2017-08-25 13:40:36-04 @jason_koebler @timothypmurphy Next time I visit a cigarette factory I'll also visit a hospital for a good balance 15765 901136630794375168 2017-08-25 13:38:09-04 @jason_koebler @timothypmurphy https://t.co/hYcdGTaD3t 15766 901135955561771008 2017-08-25 13:35:28-04 @atsinha @darth omg miro HI 15767 901133185278500864 2017-08-25 13:24:28-04 @terrapin_sf @darth this is like romeo and juliet but better 15768 901131301704650752 2017-08-25 13:16:59-04 @aedwardslevy @NickRiccardi That's offensive to the hard-working Real Americans who have serious doubts about her birthplace 15769 901131100117979137 2017-08-25 13:16:11-04 @DeeGoots there's an ice cream museum????? 15770 901130647573581824 2017-08-25 13:14:23-04 @aedwardslevy also she's Kenyan 15771 901129476427448320 2017-08-25 13:09:44-04 @matt__enloe @AaronFriel @pbump this week is infrastructure week too tbh https://t.co/l2zbXZydKL 15772 901129192221401089 2017-08-25 13:08:36-04 @oneunderscore__ because Star Wars DVD sales really need help 15773 901129063946829824 2017-08-25 13:08:05-04 @achorowitz the same people who always do our dirty work when we don't want to: op-ed columnists 15774 901128460596326401 2017-08-25 13:05:41-04 @achorowitz why not a holiday for all DC reporters imo 15775 901127632783380481 2017-08-25 13:02:24-04 @ddiamond @darth @bchrisc watch out for darth 15776 901127040702849024 2017-08-25 13:00:03-04 Yepppppp https://t.co/RepmtDoN2p 15777 901126480289312769 2017-08-25 12:57:49-04 @ddiamond @darth @bchrisc shouldn't you be writing about death panels or something 15778 901125554023387136 2017-08-25 12:54:08-04 @erikmal what the hell 15779 901123669426151426 2017-08-25 12:46:39-04 @pbump actually it's tuesday 15780 901123412181094400 2017-08-25 12:45:38-04 @brianbeutler tfw the economy has you anxious 15781 901118958782357505 2017-08-25 12:27:56-04 @kevincollier @MalwareTechBlog who could have predicted this 15782 901118811822317568 2017-08-25 12:27:21-04 @MarisaKabas i just realized from twitter that this is a reference to the taylor swift song but i refuse to listen to it 15783 901118707577090048 2017-08-25 12:26:56-04 @ddiamond @darth @bchrisc oh ffs 15784 901118625632878594 2017-08-25 12:26:36-04 @kateconger kate ilu 15785 901118106340380672 2017-08-25 12:24:33-04 @brianbeutler @emptywheel @qjurecic @Susan_Hennessey @darth that URL is my personal hell 15786 901117758112485376 2017-08-25 12:23:10-04 @brianbeutler @emptywheel @qjurecic @Susan_Hennessey @darth I strongly dislike you 15787 901117482756395008 2017-08-25 12:22:04-04 @ASankin irl lol 15788 901117446911864832 2017-08-25 12:21:55-04 @brianbeutler @emptywheel @qjurecic @Susan_Hennessey @darth unfortunately, though it still exists, it is impossible to find through a twitter search 15789 901116524160835585 2017-08-25 12:18:15-04 @emptywheel @qjurecic @Susan_Hennessey @brianbeutler @darth shhhhhhhhh stop shhhhhhhh 15790 901116495656308736 2017-08-25 12:18:09-04 @brianbeutler @Susan_Hennessey ahahahaha I love this so much 15791 901115863440527362 2017-08-25 12:15:38-04 @ASankin Aaron...thank's 15792 901111512806420482 2017-08-25 11:58:21-04 @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi hear that Jared? I'm too cool for him, unlike you, the uncool one 15793 901110532937306112 2017-08-25 11:54:27-04 @matt__enloe @JaredRizzi to be clear, i am only calling Jared gross 15794 901110382437302273 2017-08-25 11:53:51-04 @yashar @MarisaKabas too many sarahah posts tbh 15795 901108816854614017 2017-08-25 11:47:38-04 @JaredRizzi @matt__enloe @drama_mama this is gross you are gross 15796 901108318835539968 2017-08-25 11:45:39-04 @yashar @MarisaKabas you're very kind 15797 901108065008832512 2017-08-25 11:44:39-04 @MarisaKabas ️️️ 15798 901107866429513728 2017-08-25 11:43:51-04 @MarisaKabas don't talk to me please 15799 901099873994506240 2017-08-25 11:12:06-04 Nothing makes you rethink becoming a journalist like actually having to sit down and write a story. 15800 901081731792609280 2017-08-25 10:00:00-04 This is a great story. I learned a lot about commercial and military ships and how they interact at sea. https://t.co/mubyfKXz1S 15801 901066640745414656 2017-08-25 09:00:02-04 It's that fun part of writing a story where I have to figure out how to turn six pages of my best quotes into a thing. 15802 901051540223410176 2017-08-25 08:00:02-04 Easy D for Trump A https://t.co/Fk26rXw3Yx 15803 901047398599974912 2017-08-25 07:43:35-04 @TMannWSJ @blakehounshell To be fair, everyone's website says this about them. Nick and I can't be the only ones. 15804 900912389071175681 2017-08-24 22:47:06-04 @Philippeflap any time something gets on @darth's radar you know it will escalate quickly 15805 900912056781725698 2017-08-24 22:45:47-04 @senatorshoshana @darth [Starbucks announcer voice] "Tall mocha half-caf for Roger D. Leaf!" 15806 900910949577764864 2017-08-24 22:41:23-04 @pwnallthethings @darth @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov gah 15807 900910872243179520 2017-08-24 22:41:04-04 @ashleyfeinberg Anthym 15808 900908087997083653 2017-08-24 22:30:00-04 "the bird and bunny lovers and the rock lickers"???? https://t.co/rvIWYQGQ50 15809 900907098409758720 2017-08-24 22:26:04-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov this...isn't...even...what? what is this? what is even going on here? oh my god the NCSC is seeing all of this 15810 900905275116441600 2017-08-24 22:18:50-04 @dellcam lord almighty 15811 900905191020613635 2017-08-24 22:18:30-04 @dellcam @HowellONeill on background, attributable to @kateconger: "gtfo" 15812 900904778456342528 2017-08-24 22:16:51-04 @emptywheel @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov 15813 900904567193391104 2017-08-24 22:16:01-04 @emptywheel @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov I'm just out here tonight to do memes, Marcy 15814 900903208352198656 2017-08-24 22:10:37-04 @emptywheel @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov marcy we're just trying to have a little fun tonight 15815 900903029133758464 2017-08-24 22:09:54-04 @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov me when my girlfriend takes the last cookie from the jar and says we ran out days ago 15816 900902861105770496 2017-08-24 22:09:14-04 @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov okay pretend i didn't do my previous response and here's my new one: 15817 900902826087510017 2017-08-24 22:09:06-04 @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov wait, i got a better one 15818 900902779056795649 2017-08-24 22:08:55-04 @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov same tbh 15819 900902348918321152 2017-08-24 22:07:12-04 @nycsouthpaw @NCSCgov also, gonna need a citation for "American freedom includes a responsibility to protect US security" (also that's Orwellian af) 15820 900900726024658945 2017-08-24 22:00:45-04 @diamondnagasiu @ddiamond @jackshafer damn 15821 900900580289388544 2017-08-24 22:00:10-04 @TPCarney @billscher more than just a couple of guys https://t.co/0UXIzZW71G 15822 900900080470896641 2017-08-24 21:58:11-04 @TPCarney @billscher Well, it isn't a column, so that might be why it's not presented as such... 15823 900899377606262785 2017-08-24 21:55:24-04 @TPCarney @billscher I see the bylines of reporters who don't publish pieces like this unless they're confident they have the story. 15824 900898814218952704 2017-08-24 21:53:09-04 @diamondnagasiu if you married @ddiamond your name would be so cool 15825 900898453743693824 2017-08-24 21:51:43-04 @jackiefloyd "new"? https://t.co/ObdByebzaN 15826 900896320327741441 2017-08-24 21:43:15-04 “People have to watch him. It’s almost as if he can’t resist the impulse to be political.” 15827 900895149479399424 2017-08-24 21:38:36-04 @ddiamond This is unrelated but I highly recommend you use the line "Diamonds are a girl's best friend" that's free you can have that 15828 900894746129858561 2017-08-24 21:36:59-04 @HowellONeill @dellcam off the record, gfy 15829 900894274736271360 2017-08-24 21:35:07-04 Pompeo is closely watching the CIA's counterintelligence center, led by a veteran officer “who would not fall in line” if he interfered. https://t.co/LgAM09YjHZ 15830 900893220724494336 2017-08-24 21:30:56-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate @DarthInternous @JoinTheSchwarz @admiraljello WOW jesus 15831 900892957817143299 2017-08-24 21:29:53-04 @W7VOA @FBI @USOPM Charges are not related to the breach. Charges are related to a variant of malware used in both cases. 15832 900892689788489728 2017-08-24 21:28:49-04 @dellcam unclear 15833 900892460876013568 2017-08-24 21:27:55-04 @keriqbaum this is not an appropriate thing to say to someone you don't know 15834 900884905235808257 2017-08-24 20:57:53-04 @darth @jayasax Jaya ilu here is Maddie https://t.co/hG9Mv75Y8v 15835 900882875448471552 2017-08-24 20:49:49-04 @nycsouthpaw @ScottBaio never seen a dog this thirsty 15836 900879979982049282 2017-08-24 20:38:19-04 @nicolecieux wow, so lifelike 15837 900879177292951552 2017-08-24 20:35:08-04 @nicolecieux r u bot 15838 900877887670284289 2017-08-24 20:30:00-04 Brennan was angry at McConnell & Cornyn for dismissing Russian hacking, acc. to CIA memo + @JasonLeopold reporting. https://t.co/XgzRpzVyS4 https://t.co/3HsnhYBdO6 15839 900877210072080384 2017-08-24 20:27:19-04 @emptywheel @darth omg MARCY you NEVER tag darth on Rod tweets there are RULES 15840 900877000222658561 2017-08-24 20:26:28-04 @emptywheel (was setting you up for a Rosenstein joke because I was feeling generous) 15841 900876745750040578 2017-08-24 20:25:28-04 @emptywheel hmmmm not sure DOJ would agree with that 15842 900876378383536128 2017-08-24 20:24:00-04 @emptywheel you should just write all the letters 15843 900875726760681472 2017-08-24 20:21:25-04 @emptywheel Not the whole council! Just some members. 15844 900870617339240450 2017-08-24 20:01:07-04 @jesseberney A story in two parts 15845 900870339072217088 2017-08-24 20:00:00-04 ded https://t.co/MQ9AsEXD9e 15846 900868533281857536 2017-08-24 19:52:50-04 @JennaMC_Laugh My favorite approach 15847 900868213155799040 2017-08-24 19:51:33-04 @JennaMC_Laugh YES JENNA YES 15848 900862789920722944 2017-08-24 19:30:00-04 CNN is reporting that Yu was arrested after arriving in the U.S. for a conference. https://t.co/BvMnzJhMgG https://t.co/JBqr13XKfa 15849 900861859280154624 2017-08-24 19:26:19-04 @RebeccaARainey Yep I'm now getting that on every DHS response! Fun. 15850 900855244669816833 2017-08-24 19:00:02-04 Oh. https://t.co/mPTcdKtkz7 15851 900854035435180032 2017-08-24 18:55:13-04 @emptywheel @mattblaze @OrinKerr @MalwareTechBlog @evanperez Ah ty 15852 900853991873150977 2017-08-24 18:55:03-04 @mattblaze @emptywheel @OrinKerr @MalwareTechBlog No this was straight to me and a colleague 15853 900853798557691908 2017-08-24 18:54:17-04 @mattblaze @emptywheel @OrinKerr @MalwareTechBlog Yu arrested at LAX per DOJ 15854 900853726478565379 2017-08-24 18:54:00-04 @emptywheel @mattblaze @OrinKerr @MalwareTechBlog Wait, Yu arrested while traveling for conference? 15855 900852764087123969 2017-08-24 18:50:10-04 @Bing_Chris Dat smile 15856 900852142415785985 2017-08-24 18:47:42-04 @Bing_Chris Did you see the pic they included of him 15857 900851725933973508 2017-08-24 18:46:03-04 @IsaacDovere @EricSchultz Isaac is correct 15858 900848282695553025 2017-08-24 18:32:22-04 @JohnTurnerPGH @Joes0s @darth John I swear to god 15859 900846432902680576 2017-08-24 18:25:01-04 Here's my report on Yu's arrest and indictment: https://t.co/SSTBoxmeEh 15860 900844930238644224 2017-08-24 18:19:02-04 @owensmike @pwnallthethings ahahahahaha 15861 900844563597852680 2017-08-24 18:17:35-04 lol https://t.co/CzEaUpo4ch 15862 900844469293023232 2017-08-24 18:17:13-04 @JaredRizzi god damn it 15863 900844091289858048 2017-08-24 18:15:42-04 @JaredRizzi oh my god is this what you look like 15864 900843085298634752 2017-08-24 18:11:43-04 Wonder why he was in the U.S. in the first place. https://t.co/Dnljh0o3Ww 15865 900837150224257025 2017-08-24 17:48:08-04 The defendant, Yu Pingan, is 36 and lives (lived) in Shanghai. The FBI has identified his two co-conspirators. https://t.co/dVvllxsGGO 15866 900836405831770112 2017-08-24 17:45:10-04 This man was arrested for procuring a rarely seen variant of malware — Sakula, also used to hack OPM — to breach several Western companies. 15867 900836227703861249 2017-08-24 17:44:28-04 Here's the indictment of the Chinese man arrested re: OPM malware: https://t.co/If6bWG0PVk As others have noted, *not* arrested for OPM. https://t.co/jvoY4BcVKG 15868 900825078358839296 2017-08-24 17:00:09-04 @admiraljello P H A B SLOANE M N A G H A Z I 15869 900825043164418052 2017-08-24 17:00:01-04 "UN racism committee issues 'warning' over US tensions" https://t.co/jDdVnJkIIA https://t.co/RDW0987Id0 15870 900819495966650368 2017-08-24 16:37:58-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 15871 900815613920018432 2017-08-24 16:22:33-04 @ChuckWendig candy corn is god's candy 15872 900815429689638913 2017-08-24 16:21:49-04 @ChuckWendig ... 15873 900815131172622340 2017-08-24 16:20:38-04 @ChuckWendig CHRIST 15874 900809244697645057 2017-08-24 15:57:14-04 @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz horrible 15875 900808547222659073 2017-08-24 15:54:28-04 Could be that the Chinese national did not participate in the actual hack but just developed the malware they used. 15876 900807670801846273 2017-08-24 15:50:59-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DarthInternous @JoinTheSchwarz @admiraljello no 15877 900807502027259904 2017-08-24 15:50:19-04 @nycsouthpaw why not just use the Playboy cover directly 15878 900805832962707456 2017-08-24 15:43:41-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @DarthInternous @JoinTheSchwarz @admiraljello wait it's Wicket? 15879 900805000179351552 2017-08-24 15:40:22-04 @ObsoleteDogma @tucker_doherty is it 11:00 I think it's 11:00 15880 900803545171185664 2017-08-24 15:34:35-04 @ChuckWendig just an ocean of water watering here 15881 900803226831859716 2017-08-24 15:33:20-04 @ChuckWendig my mouth is watering 15882 900802390550380544 2017-08-24 15:30:00-04 I'm biased but @MatthewNussbaum is one of my favorite White House reporters https://t.co/hIizfcvSsE 15883 900801900995596288 2017-08-24 15:28:03-04 @chaosbria @eleventhirtyate it must be nice it must be niiiiice to have bria on my side 15884 900801567615537152 2017-08-24 15:26:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria GET OUT 15885 900801433276215296 2017-08-24 15:26:12-04 @eleventhirtyate @chaosbria we're not calling him Army 15886 900798616100638720 2017-08-24 15:15:00-04 nbd just the White House trashing the Republican chairman of the Senate Foreign Relations Committee https://t.co/Ax7yQVc96O 15887 900797388008431617 2017-08-24 15:10:07-04 @louisgray @darth @swapneelak oh my god 10/10 would let guard my cubicle 15888 900796977788727298 2017-08-24 15:08:30-04 @ChuckWendig BOOP SNOOP 15889 900796798868099072 2017-08-24 15:07:47-04 @MarisaKabas harsh 15890 900796064168644608 2017-08-24 15:04:52-04 @SocialMia @darth OMG THIS FACE IT IS SO WARY 15891 900795771792084992 2017-08-24 15:03:42-04 @MarisaKabas I disagree. You may not understand this, but actually, there are many reasons why it might be good, under some circumstances, to be r (1/44) 15892 900795387891654656 2017-08-24 15:02:11-04 @sophiekleeman too late sophie i did a nuke crisis 15893 900794887582486529 2017-08-24 15:00:11-04 @Olivianuzzi wow, this is nuzzi to me 15894 900794842367885312 2017-08-24 15:00:01-04 Today DHS acknowledged receiving five FOIA requests that I filed a month ago. Congress needs to give FOIA offices more funding. 15895 900794711870496768 2017-08-24 14:59:29-04 @sophiekleeman im gonna start a nuclear crisis 15896 900790822186233861 2017-08-24 14:44:02-04 @Olivianuzzi wait you're Italian 15897 900781402752520192 2017-08-24 14:06:36-04 @ChuckWendig no 15898 900780986765647874 2017-08-24 14:04:57-04 @ChuckWendig murk chandog 15899 900779746971107328 2017-08-24 14:00:02-04 Did not expect this on a Thursday ----> https://t.co/M7NQwA6gpD 15900 900778819627429888 2017-08-24 13:56:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @swankmotron shrug 15901 900778700572168192 2017-08-24 13:55:52-04 @pbump @MrOrangeWhips @WilliamTurton @darth it's really sad 15902 900778654602600448 2017-08-24 13:55:41-04 @eleventhirtyate @swankmotron luckily for me i already did searching unrelated to this story 15903 900778251345383424 2017-08-24 13:54:05-04 @eleventhirtyate @swankmotron meaning, from searching unrelated to this story, and then they just happened to use it here 15904 900778194290311168 2017-08-24 13:53:51-04 @eleventhirtyate @swankmotron maybe an intern had already downloaded it through less-than-innocent searching 15905 900778116427251713 2017-08-24 13:53:33-04 @pbump @WilliamTurton @darth jesus turt 15906 900777899724333056 2017-08-24 13:52:41-04 @dceiver i have to wait nearly four months for the next star wars movie so yes 15907 900777820330352642 2017-08-24 13:52:22-04 @pbump @darth congrats on your five-year-old joke 15908 900776869963890689 2017-08-24 13:48:36-04 @NoTheOtherLeft you're not wrong 15909 900776184363003907 2017-08-24 13:45:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Barriss is a fictional character 15910 900775976753393665 2017-08-24 13:45:03-04 @internetofshit @andylevy i want to hug that vending machine, what is wrong with me 15911 900775919119474688 2017-08-24 13:44:49-04 @darth @DailyMail i just will never be over you 15912 900775444152287233 2017-08-24 13:42:56-04 @swankmotron @movieweb I don't know which possibility I like better, that they Photoshopped it or that they Googled "Rey" and just used a top result w/o checking 15913 900775035601858560 2017-08-24 13:41:18-04 @andylevy @internetofshit this image never fails to make me laugh and I don't know why 15914 900773104284299264 2017-08-24 13:33:38-04 @ChuckWendig chuck 15915 900771630393196546 2017-08-24 13:27:46-04 @dceiver jason...thank's 15916 900771254608723968 2017-08-24 13:26:17-04 @FirSummers @darth LORD ALMIGHTY 15917 900770969966583808 2017-08-24 13:25:09-04 @kevincollier omfg 15918 900770897790996480 2017-08-24 13:24:52-04 @eleventhirtyate @JoinTheSchwarz lol 15919 900770176311885824 2017-08-24 13:22:00-04 @WHOSTP44 @cristindorgelo @Utech44 @dpatil Update here: Former Philly police chief Charles Ramsey confirms he was one of the seven NIAC members to resign: https://t.co/tl6PlSwBGh 15920 900769978877698049 2017-08-24 13:21:13-04 @kevincollier I would thank you for signal-boosting but I hate you so I won't 15921 900766205698506752 2017-08-24 13:06:13-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams sexy snoke > sexy stormtrooper > photoshopped rey 15922 900764654737149953 2017-08-24 13:00:03-04 This is just objectively beautiful https://t.co/v4XFBszr5D 15923 900764339757617152 2017-08-24 12:58:48-04 @nicolecieux @movieweb crying 15924 900763438502293504 2017-08-24 12:55:13-04 @ChuckWendig #come 15925 900759020872531968 2017-08-24 12:37:40-04 @ChuckWendig eww 15926 900758495951278080 2017-08-24 12:35:35-04 @ChuckWendig #thank you 15927 900758445598666753 2017-08-24 12:35:23-04 @SheldonNorton Oh that's definitely happening 15928 900755735730114561 2017-08-24 12:24:37-04 @WHOSTP44 @cristindorgelo @Utech44 @dpatil Side note: This council just approved a report to Trump on protecting critical infrastructure from cyber threats: https://t.co/n2I5nmlwUj 15929 900754033564151808 2017-08-24 12:17:51-04 @elizabeth_joh I checked and there was none 15930 900753191435980801 2017-08-24 12:14:30-04 @JaredRizzi yes 15931 900751394390638592 2017-08-24 12:07:22-04 @JaredRizzi the scheduled tweet, jared 15932 900750760568377344 2017-08-24 12:04:51-04 @FromWhenceItCam @darth O.M.F.G. 15933 900750635678740480 2017-08-24 12:04:21-04 Those resigning include @WHOSTP44 chief of staff @cristindorgelo, Obama climate adviser @Utech44, and former Chief Data Scientist @dpatil. 15934 900750181636997121 2017-08-24 12:02:33-04 Resignees from NIAC say Trump pays too little attention to cyber threats "impacting the systems supporting our democratic election process." 15935 900749719835750401 2017-08-24 12:00:42-04 @FromWhenceItCam @darth OMG THAT EYE 15936 900746499025510401 2017-08-24 11:47:55-04 @JaredRizzi @riccimike Jared, where is it 15937 900742473743560704 2017-08-24 11:31:55-04 @admiraljello most male senators can't find it 15938 900741995588718595 2017-08-24 11:30:01-04 omg https://t.co/XNOAcjxkqu 15939 900741896598892544 2017-08-24 11:29:37-04 @selenalarson actually the Constitution says "Never Tweet" it's very clear 15940 900741437217792000 2017-08-24 11:27:48-04 @selenalarson Right. Plus, you don't have a constitutional right to either make phone calls or maintain a website. 15941 900740515527876609 2017-08-24 11:24:08-04 @selenalarson Agreed. For CloudFlare, it's more like if some other company that protected your phone line from being degraded stopped protecting it. 15942 900739085995831296 2017-08-24 11:18:27-04 @JennaMC_Laugh hard same 15943 900733236934045701 2017-08-24 10:55:13-04 @morningmoneyben CLIVE 15944 900726897184653312 2017-08-24 10:30:01-04 In @MorningCybersec today: @RepDebDingell @RepTedLieu @RepAdamSchiff & others try to preserve State cyber office: https://t.co/wamQKZ8EWb https://t.co/ijKKlaVU9w 15945 900718693373681664 2017-08-24 09:57:25-04 @kansasalps omfg 15946 900707073352192001 2017-08-24 09:11:15-04 Okay, I guess this is what today's gonna be all about https://t.co/vrkAc6RnI3 15947 900706406877331456 2017-08-24 09:08:36-04 @pbump their* 15948 900706382814511104 2017-08-24 09:08:30-04 To https://t.co/F2AtdSjdpP 15949 900705221533466624 2017-08-24 09:03:53-04 their to https://t.co/CQ3GHOFKxU 15950 900701412660793344 2017-08-24 08:48:45-04 Predisential https://t.co/cwTCjUkOz0 15951 900696585365061632 2017-08-24 08:29:34-04 @justinjm1 @blakehounshell Of course 15952 900696148356325377 2017-08-24 08:27:50-04 @justinjm1 @blakehounshell Wow way to brag that you've read history books 15953 900694138219356160 2017-08-24 08:19:51-04 @heathdwilliams very on-brand 15954 900693953967783936 2017-08-24 08:19:07-04 @heathdwilliams smh 15955 900687460782526464 2017-08-24 07:53:19-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates PORGS 15956 900685328410914816 2017-08-24 07:44:50-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates https://t.co/VMxEmilexR https://t.co/TUSJYcLtGG 15957 900547898055774208 2017-08-23 22:38:44-04 @libbycwatson cricket brownies 15958 900547550968561664 2017-08-23 22:37:22-04 @libbycwatson "tennis cake" is just the result of a "sport + food" random name generator 15959 900547103168102400 2017-08-23 22:35:35-04 @doglovinglawyer @darth ahahahahahaha i love dogs so much 15960 900538153601085440 2017-08-23 22:00:01-04 https://t.co/Hl8rXwxlf2 15961 900530536787136512 2017-08-23 21:29:45-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams oh yeah i forgot about your porg fetish, this must be weird for you 15962 900530475625832448 2017-08-23 21:29:31-04 @fordm @zestydaddy thought it was "Warner Bros.'s Suicide Squad, based on the graphic novels by DC Comics" on first reference 15963 900530050965098496 2017-08-23 21:27:49-04 @fordm @zestydaddy I cannot believe we now have to say "first Suicide Squad movie" 15964 900530000113410048 2017-08-23 21:27:37-04 @heathdwilliams unnatural 15965 900529964818235392 2017-08-23 21:27:29-04 @fordm same, but as it is I gotta balance Star Wars and cyber 15966 900528732775075840 2017-08-23 21:22:35-04 @fordm I think just one which is one too many tbh 15967 900528290678624261 2017-08-23 21:20:50-04 (Tweet was deleted and resent; here it is: https://t.co/KaUoAN4F7W) 15968 900527394053902336 2017-08-23 21:17:16-04 @darthweeener Alas, I lack that power 15969 900527257374130176 2017-08-23 21:16:43-04 @semirose @tspofnutmeg @LizzardCosplays seems fishy but alright 15970 900527044198629377 2017-08-23 21:15:52-04 Maybe instead of doing this we could just do something that isn't bad, idk? https://t.co/HiVPAja7SW 15971 900525759156154368 2017-08-23 21:10:46-04 @semirose @tspofnutmeg @LizzardCosplays wha 15972 900524134563807233 2017-08-23 21:04:19-04 @DannyPirtle19 Danny I love you 15973 900523499898507265 2017-08-23 21:01:47-04 @DannyPirtle19 copyrighting* 15974 900523391186284547 2017-08-23 21:01:22-04 @semirose @tspofnutmeg @LizzardCosplays shads 15975 900523050881265664 2017-08-23 21:00:00-04 I'm Travis https://t.co/wyiMXSnKir 15976 900521465707102209 2017-08-23 20:53:42-04 @dnvolz @ChuckWendig wtf man 15977 900521283535994884 2017-08-23 20:52:59-04 @dnvolz @ChuckWendig dustin i am coming to see you i hope you have a spare couch 15978 900521032678875136 2017-08-23 20:51:59-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate owned 15979 900518234037899266 2017-08-23 20:40:52-04 @R_D @kansasalps shame on YOU now 15980 900516693679759364 2017-08-23 20:34:45-04 @kansasalps andrea it's pronounced "gif" with a hard g and I feel like I don't even know you anymore 15981 900516550154878976 2017-08-23 20:34:11-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 just kidding i feel your pain 15982 900515503025868801 2017-08-23 20:30:01-04 OMFG https://t.co/R4WgjIpjCy 15983 900515226386411520 2017-08-23 20:28:55-04 @JaredRizzi @riccimike ...you never really scheduled that tweet, did you? 15984 900515037579792385 2017-08-23 20:28:10-04 @JaredRizzi @riccimike you're mean i don't like talking to you 15985 900513605573070851 2017-08-23 20:22:28-04 @JaredRizzi @riccimike that post is like the personification of the "how do you do fellow kids" meme 15986 900509909640519684 2017-08-23 20:07:47-04 @eleventhirtyate @pablohidalgo @heathdwilliams Right, sorry, yes 15987 900509699057098752 2017-08-23 20:06:57-04 @eleventhirtyate @pablohidalgo I assume @heathdwilliams is already halfway done 15988 900507087687569409 2017-08-23 19:56:34-04 @SheldonNorton I wish! 15989 900507034356994049 2017-08-23 19:56:22-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig i laugh at his pain 15990 900506494436855809 2017-08-23 19:54:13-04 @JaredRizzi @HouseGOP imagine being the person who has to read the House GOP's mentions 15991 900506289159245829 2017-08-23 19:53:24-04 @pbump omfg 15992 900503070362284032 2017-08-23 19:40:37-04 @ChuckWendig chuck 15993 900502960752537605 2017-08-23 19:40:11-04 @LillianSkye_ i'm popular 15994 900502629004062720 2017-08-23 19:38:51-04 @dog_rates @lil_gill99 THIS DOG KNOWS HOW GOOD HE IS 15995 900502336535179264 2017-08-23 19:37:42-04 @ChuckWendig chuck, october is not next month smh 15996 900501218140844035 2017-08-23 19:33:15-04 @ChuckWendig wait when 15997 900500403103555584 2017-08-23 19:30:01-04 I truly love this story so much https://t.co/nKoJI0dTzV 15998 900500223683944449 2017-08-23 19:29:18-04 @ChuckWendig no me 15999 900500170927943680 2017-08-23 19:29:05-04 @manraysky 16000 900499916274978816 2017-08-23 19:28:05-04 @manraysky oh shoot, does josie read twitter??? 16001 900499736419065857 2017-08-23 19:27:22-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @Distractify ............................................... 16002 900499442444402688 2017-08-23 19:26:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @Distractify twss 16003 900499305546625025 2017-08-23 19:25:39-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Distractify ................ 16004 900498021628223488 2017-08-23 19:20:33-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @Distractify ........... 16005 900497110163959809 2017-08-23 19:16:56-04 @DeeGoots @acarboni was the "not yet" thing with the Gonk droid a reference to the SNL porn stars skit? 16006 900496814738202624 2017-08-23 19:15:45-04 @darth DARTH 16007 900496627126812672 2017-08-23 19:15:00-04 Guess who just booked flights for a trip to San Francisco next month 16008 900495000076775427 2017-08-23 19:08:33-04 @eleventhirtyate it's a monkey AT-AT and it's unbelievably dumb 16009 900494405651632128 2017-08-23 19:06:11-04 @JaredRizzi @HouseGOP settle down 16010 900494079640862720 2017-08-23 19:04:53-04 @eleventhirtyate If the official SW Twitter hadn't tweeted that walker pic, I would have 100% refused to believe it was real. Holy crap does that look silly. 16011 900493629575266305 2017-08-23 19:03:06-04 @atsneed this is sick 16012 900492716626391041 2017-08-23 18:59:28-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Distractify my name is eric 16013 900491850129096704 2017-08-23 18:56:02-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @Distractify they're good fucks karen 16014 900489880840613888 2017-08-23 18:48:12-04 "'It seems he is just always focused on Russia,' one senior GOP aide said." https://t.co/wtXkrEV1SH 16015 900488970827595776 2017-08-23 18:44:35-04 @blakehounshell I did not predict this arriving 16016 900486801659494404 2017-08-23 18:35:58-04 @Joes0s @darth joe 16017 900485787183194112 2017-08-23 18:31:56-04 @ItsTheRocketeer EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 16018 900481071581736961 2017-08-23 18:13:12-04 @TheApexFan @AshCrossan https://t.co/3ALqsCqon2 16019 900480695436496896 2017-08-23 18:11:42-04 @TheApexFan @AshCrossan Damn it 16020 900480474287656962 2017-08-23 18:10:49-04 @TheApexFan @AshCrossan Justin!!!!!!!!!! 16021 900480337905688577 2017-08-23 18:10:17-04 @IsaacDovere Seinfeld reference? 16022 900480035546640385 2017-08-23 18:09:05-04 @TheApexFan An Archives humblebrag!!! 16023 900479385773510656 2017-08-23 18:06:30-04 @varshaoforange @darth Man I really rock that t-shirt 16024 900477758827970561 2017-08-23 18:00:02-04 these are some of the very best creatures https://t.co/r16dh7xOcN 16025 900477225774043136 2017-08-23 17:57:55-04 @darth Omfg damn it darth 16026 900477049449701376 2017-08-23 17:57:13-04 @darth darth pls do not steal my dog 16027 900473071630524419 2017-08-23 17:41:24-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Distractify fuckin Todd 16028 900470998176333825 2017-08-23 17:33:10-04 @aedwardslevy @brianbeutler did someone say "cyber" 16029 900470206656643072 2017-08-23 17:30:01-04 Well, The Cyber is so tough these days that maybe it's hardly doable, so who knows https://t.co/Oz5X9AI4vk 16030 900466138777300992 2017-08-23 17:13:51-04 @joshgerstein Just give me your money, Josh. It's better spent that way. 16031 900462665742548992 2017-08-23 17:00:03-04 Anyone who donates to this deserves to be taken for every dollar they have https://t.co/zcPoSHl4TV 16032 900461712620613633 2017-08-23 16:56:16-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @JakeLaperruque troll'd 16033 900461467719389184 2017-08-23 16:55:18-04 @JakeLaperruque @JennaMC_Laugh actually jake it's 4:55pm 16034 900460172002381824 2017-08-23 16:50:09-04 @MarisaKabas yes 16035 900452146004586496 2017-08-23 16:18:15-04 @JaredRizzi okay fine leave it scheduled 16036 900451379365515265 2017-08-23 16:15:13-04 @kateconger @Gizmodo I LOVE ABEL 16037 900451105456492547 2017-08-23 16:14:07-04 @JaredRizzi phoning it in. sad 16038 900449979248119808 2017-08-23 16:09:39-04 @GrahamDavidA I'm really angry at you 16039 900449754341150720 2017-08-23 16:08:45-04 @JaredRizzi hey what happened to your tweet insulting me or w/e 16040 900449693427216386 2017-08-23 16:08:31-04 @GrahamDavidA david 16041 900448421923999744 2017-08-23 16:03:27-04 "Unusually for an EIC, Mr. Baker took a leading role in the interview and made small talk with Mr. Trump about travel and playing golf." 16042 900447555477176320 2017-08-23 16:00:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/vUg1TBXFq2 https://t.co/JvSemKFShs 16043 900446466040352772 2017-08-23 15:55:41-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan wow WOW 16044 900444556101128193 2017-08-23 15:48:06-04 @heathdwilliams one zuvio-sized porg or ten porg-sized zuvios 16045 900432455290806272 2017-08-23 15:00:01-04 Wow. https://t.co/MxSjODliGO 16046 900429500877611009 2017-08-23 14:48:16-04 @ditzkoff sorry I don't use Ello so I didn't see that 16047 900428805919174657 2017-08-23 14:45:31-04 @ditzkoff was "hunanity" a pun 16048 900422767962710017 2017-08-23 14:21:31-04 @ditzkoff your sad recourse to an offensive "meme" is a revealing comment on your character 16049 900422674723295236 2017-08-23 14:21:09-04 @jesseberney lol lol lol lol 16050 900422266609164288 2017-08-23 14:19:32-04 @MatthewNussbaum @NMalliotakis sad! 16051 900422016062431236 2017-08-23 14:18:32-04 @ditzkoff is that a position that you can resign from? dave you didn't think this through 16052 900421901708865536 2017-08-23 14:18:05-04 @ditzkoff what is he resigning from 16053 900421252673925122 2017-08-23 14:15:30-04 @sarahnferris @nancook it's only technically the same party tbh 16054 900420964651065344 2017-08-23 14:14:21-04 @ChuckWendig i snow i can always count on you 16055 900419703310610433 2017-08-23 14:09:20-04 @ChuckWendig okay i'm slurry it was just a suggestion 16056 900419201248223233 2017-08-23 14:07:21-04 @ChuckWendig i think we need to pick a meteor subject to make puns about 16057 900418692068122624 2017-08-23 14:05:19-04 @ChuckWendig ice suppose not 16058 900418483158228992 2017-08-23 14:04:30-04 @darth @ChuckWendig jesus darth get a hobby or something 16059 900418414371643394 2017-08-23 14:04:13-04 @ChuckWendig that would surely precipitate some drama 16060 900418227301437440 2017-08-23 14:03:29-04 @ChuckWendig i should interview you on the forecast oh wait 16061 900417589855354883 2017-08-23 14:00:57-04 @ChuckWendig wow this was good i'm sensing an arctic in the quality of your puns 16062 900417359999102976 2017-08-23 14:00:02-04 "You hate to let it go, because this is what it’s all about in the end." https://t.co/uPA1n80NBB 16063 900416725979734016 2017-08-23 13:57:31-04 @ChuckWendig much like the building of an igloo 16064 900416685903163393 2017-08-23 13:57:21-04 @jesseberney omfg 16065 900416551744090113 2017-08-23 13:56:49-04 @myownpetard @ChuckWendig thank you petard 16066 900416225620238336 2017-08-23 13:55:31-04 @ChuckWendig did you get my pun 16067 900416125019860993 2017-08-23 13:55:07-04 @MEPFuller then Trump will back down at the last minute and everything will be fine 16068 900416051829248001 2017-08-23 13:54:50-04 @ChuckWendig also igloos aren't cool they're chill 16069 900414021706317831 2017-08-23 13:46:46-04 @heathdwilliams yes 16070 900410848895799298 2017-08-23 13:34:09-04 @erikmal smh, they used passive voice 16071 900406069729660928 2017-08-23 13:15:10-04 @_Cooper oh my god 16072 900402261968420864 2017-08-23 13:00:02-04 Whoof https://t.co/3cu4u5XONE 16073 900396221071859712 2017-08-23 12:36:02-04 @DavidWright_CNN @maggieNYT Congratulations to Leslie Tsou on her job as acting ambassador 16074 900395447164043266 2017-08-23 12:32:57-04 @DelReyStarWars @starwars brand-on-brand love 16075 900392735865286656 2017-08-23 12:22:11-04 @daveweigel Being recognized more and more 16076 900391166541254656 2017-08-23 12:15:57-04 @dog_rates @ClaireRoseG ALWAYS BE PUPPARED 16077 900390898877517828 2017-08-23 12:14:53-04 @amy_geek @CincyMuseum that mannequin looks incredibly realistic 16078 900390846822051840 2017-08-23 12:14:40-04 @kelseylh omg 16079 900388200774082561 2017-08-23 12:04:10-04 @MaraGay @darth lol 16080 900387169830813698 2017-08-23 12:00:04-04 More of my reporting on yesterday's NIAC meeting, where members approved new report on defending vital assets: https://t.co/E4BU0KxUR4 https://t.co/L5qJaGi5Bp 16081 900383776374751237 2017-08-23 11:46:35-04 @MarisaKabas Pepper will be officiating at my wedding 16082 900383382038867968 2017-08-23 11:45:01-04 @AshCrossan come to DC and hang out with me we can watch Star Wars 16083 900382705740914688 2017-08-23 11:42:20-04 @pablohidalgo @AshCrossan we call those "Easter porgs" 16084 900378085559762945 2017-08-23 11:23:58-04 @AshCrossan this cover is so good 16085 900377009850855424 2017-08-23 11:19:42-04 @chaeronaea we need to reform the criminal justice system in this country 16086 900376824261115904 2017-08-23 11:18:57-04 @chaeronaea pretty suspicious, I think maybe the authorities are in cahoots with Colt 16087 900376435948273668 2017-08-23 11:17:25-04 @chaeronaea how many people been murdered by looking directly into Colt's eyes and being overwhelmed with the cuteness 16088 900375729602519040 2017-08-23 11:14:36-04 @chaeronaea what are the friendships and rivalries 16089 900375320846516224 2017-08-23 11:12:59-04 @ashleyrgold @MadelineRConway i think we can say that an imminent release is a serpenty 16090 900373061915910145 2017-08-23 11:04:00-04 Joyce: Russia has "a lot of control and latitude over the information that goes to companies in Russia. So I worry about that.” 16091 900372562663751680 2017-08-23 11:02:01-04 Joyce says Americans "should look at the decisions the government's making and then make their own decisions" when it comes to Kaspersky. 16092 900372066620321794 2017-08-23 11:00:03-04 Trump cyber coordinator Rob Joyce does rare TV interview to warn against use of Kaspersky products: https://t.co/H0Y1XvemuL 16093 900368162587267073 2017-08-23 10:44:32-04 @AshCrossan omfg 16094 900368079380729857 2017-08-23 10:44:12-04 @MandyBu GOATS 16095 900366850684370944 2017-08-23 10:39:19-04 @darth darth no you need the helmet to breathe!!!! 16096 900366683499618307 2017-08-23 10:38:40-04 @heathdwilliams damn it heath 16097 900366370445168640 2017-08-23 10:37:25-04 @heathdwilliams zwaruvio? 16098 900362087511150592 2017-08-23 10:20:24-04 @pablohidalgo "Naboo is free again! I just hope this skirmish doesn't lead to a massive war or we'll be begging for an attack of the clones." 16099 900360353326010368 2017-08-23 10:13:30-04 @brian_nov @chaosbria @pablohidalgo they don't even look alike!! 16100 900357302510858241 2017-08-23 10:01:23-04 @chaosbria @pablohidalgo oh my god what 16101 900356960079548416 2017-08-23 10:00:01-04 County election officials in key states aren't getting cybersecurity training, according to an NBC analysis. https://t.co/ynrAuSpsKg https://t.co/n1emCP0H4R 16102 900353267498012672 2017-08-23 09:45:21-04 @Madilorian nice 16103 900350298715193344 2017-08-23 09:33:33-04 @woodruffbets of course 16104 900349680504061952 2017-08-23 09:31:06-04 @JaredRizzi @MatthewNussbaum that's rude. i used to host a star wars podcast 16105 900349266719375360 2017-08-23 09:29:27-04 @JaredRizzi @MatthewNussbaum already did; now I'm seeing better than I ever thought possible 16106 900348024064364545 2017-08-23 09:24:31-04 @ChuckWendig i don't recognize this man or this cow 16107 900347958729691136 2017-08-23 09:24:15-04 @MatthewNussbaum Not a fan of @JaredRizzi, weak on puns! 16108 900347078454521856 2017-08-23 09:20:45-04 @fivefifths @RosieGray damn it 16109 900347051807997952 2017-08-23 09:20:39-04 @ChuckWendig who 16110 900346605827739649 2017-08-23 09:18:53-04 @ChuckWendig please don't be my dad 16111 900343359490936832 2017-08-23 09:05:59-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @MarisaKabas oh look the twitter polluter has logged on 16112 900342362370707456 2017-08-23 09:02:01-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw yes, though 16113 900342203339419648 2017-08-23 09:01:23-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw he who steel smelt it, steel dealt it 16114 900339654360215553 2017-08-23 08:51:15-04 @darth @MarisaKabas I think you two just need to coal it 16115 900339478782521344 2017-08-23 08:50:33-04 @MarisaKabas @darth darth pls 16116 900339340072570881 2017-08-23 08:50:00-04 @MarisaKabas @darth Settle down 16117 900339125517139968 2017-08-23 08:49:09-04 Jesus Christ https://t.co/9bqivRDF7p 16118 900338943094161412 2017-08-23 08:48:26-04 @MarisaKabas @darth Correct 16119 900338507218112512 2017-08-23 08:46:42-04 @darth Coal doesn't clean itself darth 16120 900335937539977217 2017-08-23 08:36:29-04 @kristenkbates @AtmaBuster Yes it me the patrol man 16121 900335337951682561 2017-08-23 08:34:06-04 @heathdwilliams Lollllllll 16122 900328019151253504 2017-08-23 08:05:01-04 @heathdwilliams very good 16123 900198410430500864 2017-08-22 23:30:00-04 @JaredRizzi .........you to keep your account open any longer, please delete it 16124 900168213031464960 2017-08-22 21:30:00-04 omfg https://t.co/qhgUN7t7OY 16125 900153112941350912 2017-08-22 20:30:00-04 love to be online https://t.co/d4qVCNSxAv 16126 900145572505681920 2017-08-22 20:00:03-04 Pizza squirrel > pizza rat https://t.co/yK1JhOcSk3 16127 900145522413109252 2017-08-22 19:59:51-04 @RGB_Lights Well played 16128 900130469898985472 2017-08-22 19:00:02-04 I like this person very much and want to be friends with them https://t.co/IANyJH0csb 16129 900126689312751616 2017-08-22 18:45:00-04 At least she's honest, that's...something? https://t.co/bn6N9ApT1P 16130 900124752798511104 2017-08-22 18:37:19-04 @darth @aedwardslevy @emptywheel I am at a loss for words 16131 900122913382289408 2017-08-22 18:30:00-04 "McConnell has privately expressed uncertainty that Mr. Trump will be able to salvage his administration..." https://t.co/fFh0yKcHIF https://t.co/8XBiialE70 16132 900120460519669760 2017-08-22 18:20:15-04 @emptywheel Smh 16133 900120409206665216 2017-08-22 18:20:03-04 @darth @emptywheel darth, whatever you are thinking rn, don't 16134 900120251551166464 2017-08-22 18:19:26-04 @emptywheel Oh I'd pat the drone too. I anthropomorphize the heck out of anything robotic. 16135 900119592571461632 2017-08-22 18:16:48-04 Really want to know what Trump "quips" made the border patrol agents laugh... 16136 900119139779395584 2017-08-22 18:15:00-04 omg https://t.co/pA0thN3YZ7 16137 900118371680882688 2017-08-22 18:11:57-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill Of course you do 16138 900118242110386178 2017-08-22 18:11:26-04 @AtmaBuster @kristenkbates God damn it 16139 900117718602588161 2017-08-22 18:09:22-04 @selenalarson Good lord 16140 900117401353805826 2017-08-22 18:08:06-04 @genkitten @darth Ok this is good 16141 900115366357028865 2017-08-22 18:00:01-04 I recently discovered Snapchat Bitmoji stickers and I've decided that the world is good again. 16142 900111737919340544 2017-08-22 17:45:36-04 @JaredRizzi After consultation with my Generals and military experts, please be advised that I will not accept or allow...... 16143 900111589659037696 2017-08-22 17:45:00-04 But do the Cyber Dawgs have cheerleaders? https://t.co/deglQtBGcb 16144 900110299189129217 2017-08-22 17:39:53-04 @JaredRizzi no i loathe you too 16145 900108477875593221 2017-08-22 17:32:38-04 @connorobrienNH 16146 900107813669576704 2017-08-22 17:30:00-04 Big win for DreamHost and a signal to other companies that receive similar demands. https://t.co/0fb4hBbQj1 16147 900100267294720005 2017-08-22 17:00:01-04 The email prankster who tricked WH officials also got Breitbart's EIC to talk about doing Bannon's "dirty work." https://t.co/kBN80jQmCr https://t.co/qaHFTFzSZS 16148 900093109413044224 2017-08-22 16:31:34-04 @emptywheel @josephfcox wasn't it this? https://t.co/r5y9YMOZ5A 16149 900092714649350144 2017-08-22 16:30:00-04 .@RonWyden touts IC auth bill amendments on US-Russia cyber unit and SS7 vulnerabilities, warns of @WikiLeaks language. https://t.co/BJcPelAfEn 16150 900089150388523009 2017-08-22 16:15:50-04 @nycsouthpaw Hawaii did it take you so long 16151 900085206396350464 2017-08-22 16:00:10-04 @daveweigel Multiverse brain: Pardon Arpaio and make him president of Mexico 16152 900084909737472000 2017-08-22 15:58:59-04 @fordm @theglipper whichever lawyer won this case is gonna make pawtner now 16153 900084059979874305 2017-08-22 15:55:37-04 @theglipper Caninth Circuit come on Greg 16154 900083364841050112 2017-08-22 15:52:51-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @JoeUchill too late I have a deal with DreamWorks 16155 900082197230649348 2017-08-22 15:48:13-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @JoeUchill wow is this a tweet 16156 900082146299203584 2017-08-22 15:48:01-04 @IsaacDovere hey just circling back here https://t.co/My6ao4U2Z6 16157 900076087585198081 2017-08-22 15:23:56-04 @ErrataRob fake chews, c'mon Rob, focus 16158 900074681742635008 2017-08-22 15:18:21-04 @IsaacDovere talk about being On Message 16159 900070074412912640 2017-08-22 15:00:02-04 I just typed "MSMs" instead of "M&Ms." 16160 900067032611381250 2017-08-22 14:47:57-04 @JaredRizzi i hate you 16161 900066617077510145 2017-08-22 14:46:18-04 @JaredRizzi well, i was 16162 900066435799580672 2017-08-22 14:45:35-04 @JaredRizzi holy shit it's been two years since pizza rat 16163 900064071424364544 2017-08-22 14:36:11-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @admiraljello @LaneWinree more like Han SOhno 16164 900064017611448324 2017-08-22 14:35:58-04 @leein3d @Scaramucci you're very kind 16165 900054975853854720 2017-08-22 14:00:03-04 "I'm not Steve Bannon. I'm not trying to spin my own fidget." – @Scaramucci https://t.co/thPEBv5rDX 16166 900044304709824512 2017-08-22 13:17:38-04 @amy_geek Yes! 16167 900042168475234305 2017-08-22 13:09:09-04 @amy_geek OMG the video of Filoni telling Zahn! 16168 900042058223714304 2017-08-22 13:08:43-04 @brian_nov huge if true 16169 900035682147729409 2017-08-22 12:43:23-04 Presidential advisory group recommends sweeping actions to protect infrastructure from cyberattacks. My story: https://t.co/n2I5nmlwUj 16170 899783173969551361 2017-08-21 20:00:00-04 We're so lucky to be alive in an era of such unparalleled #content. https://t.co/dEFWEdoI36 16171 898333634062675968 2017-08-17 20:00:03-04 "How Militias Became the Private Police for White Supremacists" https://t.co/xqHTuqY8Z3 Great story. 16172 899705162301923328 2017-08-21 14:50:01-04 *CSI: Miami theme music plays* https://t.co/vYYk2lGCAt 16173 900009681136918529 2017-08-22 11:00:04-04 Amen. "Gawker has been gone for a year. We’ve never needed it more than now." https://t.co/LmUTYsNC8Q 16174 900007199493296128 2017-08-22 10:50:12-04 @gregotto @russellbrandom @JennaMC_Laugh @Bing_Chris Lol 16175 900006057111629824 2017-08-22 10:45:39-04 @gregotto @JennaMC_Laugh Z is for zero-day 16176 900005396756279296 2017-08-22 10:43:02-04 @gregotto @JennaMC_Laugh give me ten minutes with that kid and I'll make him a VEP expert 16177 899994575015686144 2017-08-22 10:00:02-04 That always works out well https://t.co/R0itfk2jHR 16178 899983979738267648 2017-08-22 09:17:56-04 @bradheath I know I can always count on you 16179 899980749310488576 2017-08-22 09:05:06-04 @bradheath https://t.co/V9r4BcXNNo 16180 899980036954050560 2017-08-22 09:02:16-04 @LooseGooseCS @pbump @ashleyfeinberg ok 16181 899979912467140608 2017-08-22 09:01:46-04 @pbump @pkcapitol philip, let the real journalists work please 16182 899979639329886210 2017-08-22 09:00:41-04 Darth Vader https://t.co/OEr7DjJWF7 16183 899979388191735808 2017-08-22 08:59:41-04 @pbump @LooseGooseCS @ashleyfeinberg better than the washington "post" 16184 899978395374817281 2017-08-22 08:55:44-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg exactly 16185 899968251937075201 2017-08-22 08:15:26-04 ...what https://t.co/gaQfdkhyQ0 16186 899836022418046977 2017-08-21 23:30:00-04 If the sun's not back when I wake up I'm blaming all of you 16187 899828479621033984 2017-08-21 23:00:02-04 How do we know the sun will come back tomorrow, what if we made it feel bad by cheering when the moon blocked it and it left for good 16188 899820922332491776 2017-08-21 22:30:00-04 One of my favorite #Eclipse2017 graphics https://t.co/NmcEbgczwx 16189 899814580800585728 2017-08-21 22:04:48-04 @erikmal what a night for your cause 16190 899813798575525888 2017-08-21 22:01:41-04 @pbump @bchrisc go to bed 16191 899813381602816000 2017-08-21 22:00:02-04 Wow, what a ratio. 16192 899809599175270401 2017-08-21 21:45:00-04 I love this gazelle https://t.co/cpbKE7on25 16193 899803946948198401 2017-08-21 21:22:33-04 Question of the decade https://t.co/zH8yXV16mL 16194 899798279663255556 2017-08-21 21:00:01-04 what a strong finish though https://t.co/hl5FKl28dE 16195 899796818992803841 2017-08-21 20:54:13-04 @ddiamond @darth i hope your seatmate is my biggest fan and wants to know all about me and it's excruciating for you 16196 899795453285474307 2017-08-21 20:48:48-04 @darth @ddiamond HOW DO YOU SEE THESE EVERY SINGLE TIME 16197 899794852954738688 2017-08-21 20:46:24-04 @sparksjls Pls share photo of eclipse cat 16198 899794762580062208 2017-08-21 20:46:03-04 @ddiamond Oh for crying out loud 16199 899794604752486400 2017-08-21 20:45:25-04 @sparksjls I love you 16200 899793726351982592 2017-08-21 20:41:56-04 @ddiamond Wouldn't that violate the terms of the restraining order? 16201 899792354269376516 2017-08-21 20:36:29-04 @brianbeutler O.m.g. 16202 899792125151383552 2017-08-21 20:35:34-04 @TonyRomm Omfg 16203 899790725033996288 2017-08-21 20:30:00-04 https://t.co/bKw7bOpvgH https://t.co/I3zXE56sP4 16204 899788310490513408 2017-08-21 20:20:25-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @SarahDemp @vagabondartist motherfucker 16205 899786602628743168 2017-08-21 20:13:37-04 @ILDannyMoore @kevincollier that can be done right now 16206 899785475573125120 2017-08-21 20:09:09-04 @kevincollier Twitter can easily make it so you can't do anything that would result in creating a new link 16207 899784507359887360 2017-08-21 20:05:18-04 @kevincollier seems like it would be very easy for twitter to prevent people from adding links in edits 16208 899782504500146176 2017-08-21 19:57:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist 10/10 16209 899782237243154432 2017-08-21 19:56:17-04 @heathdwilliams @SwaraSalih1 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist dang 16210 899780602064404481 2017-08-21 19:49:47-04 @eleventhirtyate dumb joke you're dumb 16211 899779399456886784 2017-08-21 19:45:00-04 A Tumblr that's just photos of famous climate change deniers wearing scientist-recommended eclipse glasses 16212 899777852056457219 2017-08-21 19:38:51-04 @Wanderlustin ur famous now 16213 899777826991243264 2017-08-21 19:38:45-04 @SwaraSalih1 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist vetoed 16214 899777790748348416 2017-08-21 19:38:37-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate yeah fuckin dumb website 16215 899777454092505088 2017-08-21 19:37:16-04 @SwaraSalih1 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist DAN NY 16216 899777396664139776 2017-08-21 19:37:03-04 @Wanderlustin HOLY SHIT 16217 899777152761044996 2017-08-21 19:36:04-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist https://t.co/PoyVRBu2jm 16218 899776920862298112 2017-08-21 19:35:09-04 @ExpyLeslie @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist literally you're terrible 16219 899776864004198401 2017-08-21 19:34:56-04 @SwaraSalih1 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist ty swar 16220 899776849797984257 2017-08-21 19:34:52-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist WTF 16221 899776825261522944 2017-08-21 19:34:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist wtFUCK danny 16222 899776809243262976 2017-08-21 19:34:43-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist that's quite rude 16223 899775898554998784 2017-08-21 19:31:05-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist you're an awfully big word for me 16224 899775625464078336 2017-08-21 19:30:00-04 sun pun https://t.co/zDIgzVbh8u 16225 899775369473122305 2017-08-21 19:28:59-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist you would really think so 16226 899774492276396032 2017-08-21 19:25:30-04 @sntientmustache he's so good 16227 899773240528089089 2017-08-21 19:20:32-04 @JaredRizzi con....grats? 16228 899773146093563904 2017-08-21 19:20:09-04 This was another great moment, as was the thing at 1:19 https://t.co/TjlZY7ky5I 16229 899772608446681089 2017-08-21 19:18:01-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist mike..........i like you 16230 899772578562154496 2017-08-21 19:17:54-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist it's a bowl you ridiculous nincompoop 16231 899771850439380992 2017-08-21 19:15:00-04 I lost it when he did call-and-response with his exasperated crew https://t.co/tDt2Fa3v4C 16232 899771388965289984 2017-08-21 19:13:10-04 @AshCrossan boo 16233 899771351048667137 2017-08-21 19:13:01-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist i will stab you 16234 899770484224532480 2017-08-21 19:09:35-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist lima let you finish 16235 899770098361266176 2017-08-21 19:08:03-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist https://t.co/sETXpoWDKf 16236 899768075699998720 2017-08-21 19:00:00-04 This is just incredible https://t.co/sbqpcFaokG 16237 899763669269086208 2017-08-21 18:42:30-04 @libbycwatson https://t.co/rapqHxQvh9 16238 899761351777800193 2017-08-21 18:33:17-04 @selenalarson I love when he runs to catch his staffer in the shot 16239 899753651182370817 2017-08-21 18:02:41-04 @Ben_Landy @joshgerstein Literally cannot tell if this is a joke 16240 899752986552942592 2017-08-21 18:00:03-04 why am I laughing so hard https://t.co/GAq7ASb9xX 16241 899748843645919237 2017-08-21 17:43:35-04 @ashleyfeinberg Omg 16242 899744143286599681 2017-08-21 17:24:54-04 @darth i fucking love you 16243 899742636868849664 2017-08-21 17:18:55-04 @pwnallthethings hahahahahaha 16244 899742486071058432 2017-08-21 17:18:19-04 @tayhatmaker Taylor!!!! 16245 899741609360752640 2017-08-21 17:14:50-04 @ryanstruyk spooky https://t.co/zsy8IdASrb https://t.co/oCyubkr0nr 16246 899741445350985730 2017-08-21 17:14:11-04 @scribandotcom omfg 16247 899740616631910400 2017-08-21 17:10:54-04 @AtmaBuster your loss tbqh 16248 899740579982168064 2017-08-21 17:10:45-04 @nancipants @avgoins haha like we'll be around in 28 years 16249 899740393503420417 2017-08-21 17:10:00-04 .@projectexile7 please RT https://t.co/Fp3YZjj2Ly 16250 899740088678195200 2017-08-21 17:08:48-04 @josephfcox ty pls like and RT 16251 899739364367884288 2017-08-21 17:05:55-04 @normative it's the twitter i was made for 16252 899739291328401409 2017-08-21 17:05:38-04 @gregotto please share it among your cybercolleagues 16253 899739136185307138 2017-08-21 17:05:01-04 Yeah that's right I worked encryption policy into Eclipse Twitter!!!! https://t.co/5UswVEtV4Y 16254 899738974696112129 2017-08-21 17:04:22-04 @eliotnelson eliot 16255 899738666343550976 2017-08-21 17:03:09-04 @astepanovich @kevincollier I have never felt shame in my life 16256 899738612534792193 2017-08-21 17:02:56-04 @AndrewCouts @mattbraga @benjaminwittes tick tick tick tick 16257 899738573540388865 2017-08-21 17:02:46-04 @rauscha @darth NARI 16258 899738527096852480 2017-08-21 17:02:35-04 @astepanovich @kevincollier hi Amie please like and RT thx 16259 899738362713702400 2017-08-21 17:01:56-04 @kevincollier I know, it's so good and you wish you'd done it! 16260 899738293994237952 2017-08-21 17:01:40-04 @mattbraga matthew 16261 899737878120415233 2017-08-21 17:00:01-04 James Comey hated the eclipse because it was another example of the "going dark" phenomenon. 16262 899737115176599553 2017-08-21 16:56:59-04 @dellcam wow 16263 899736115166531588 2017-08-21 16:53:00-04 @ASankin ...it doesn't? 16264 899734100851908608 2017-08-21 16:45:00-04 steve king tweeted a harambe meme, goodbye i am dead https://t.co/j61pzKphwT 16265 899732103927148545 2017-08-21 16:37:04-04 @selenalarson @HowellONeill luv u 16266 899730327018524672 2017-08-21 16:30:00-04 this is so me https://t.co/DJXH9i5dBv 16267 899722944603205632 2017-08-21 16:00:40-04 @esmewang OMG 16268 899722880514224130 2017-08-21 16:00:25-04 @ChuckWendig irl lol 16269 899722775903977472 2017-08-21 16:00:00-04 .@KateCharlet on the significance of elevating Cyber Command: https://t.co/wEj3FtckCv https://t.co/WGxNqqwRz8 16270 899722773509152772 2017-08-21 15:59:59-04 @sparksjls jason 16271 899721147855646720 2017-08-21 15:53:32-04 @Scaramucci @nycsouthpaw are you in the game of thrones 16272 899721062136639494 2017-08-21 15:53:11-04 @erikmal lol 16273 899720735333261315 2017-08-21 15:51:53-04 @eleventhirtyate oh wait that's a different tweet well okay yes that was the point of that tweet, fine 16274 899720608715505664 2017-08-21 15:51:23-04 @eleventhirtyate no the joke here is that i couldn't resist looking without my glasses (which I did, briefly) 16275 899719482922475520 2017-08-21 15:46:55-04 @eleventhirtyate that's not a stretch 16276 899719134778413056 2017-08-21 15:45:32-04 @eleventhirtyate really stretching for content here 16277 899717888122159105 2017-08-21 15:40:35-04 @JaredRizzi THE ORB 16278 899717351683371008 2017-08-21 15:38:27-04 @AshCrossan @Adpapparel 16279 899717031708299264 2017-08-21 15:37:10-04 @eliotnelson @elisefoley @samstein is this a limerick 16280 899716783841693698 2017-08-21 15:36:11-04 @emilcDC @elisefoley @eliotnelson @samstein aren't you blind 16281 899716225298817027 2017-08-21 15:33:58-04 @elisefoley @eliotnelson @samstein and all the things that might precipitate nuclear war 16282 899715232389451776 2017-08-21 15:30:01-04 it's these shared moments that really bring us together https://t.co/vZpb8s0GLt 16283 899713213859803136 2017-08-21 15:22:00-04 what a day https://t.co/yA7soCQxJ1 16284 899712241964113922 2017-08-21 15:18:08-04 @TonyRomm tony 16285 899711452369506305 2017-08-21 15:15:00-04 holy crap https://t.co/7pGguf3bro 16286 899711381456474112 2017-08-21 15:14:43-04 @darth DARth 16287 899710624514674690 2017-08-21 15:11:43-04 @aedwardslevy damn it 16288 899710564322217984 2017-08-21 15:11:29-04 @malloryconlon DOG 16289 899709862501908485 2017-08-21 15:08:41-04 @pbump nerd 16290 899709423043608576 2017-08-21 15:06:56-04 factually correct https://t.co/7vhoyU6s4a 16291 899707691060183040 2017-08-21 15:00:03-04 same tbh https://t.co/I7SnFJzbIG 16292 899707171889434625 2017-08-21 14:58:00-04 @ashleyfeinberg fein* 16293 899706860726616066 2017-08-21 14:56:45-04 @ashleyrgold @byersalex no this is good 16294 899705627240431616 2017-08-21 14:51:51-04 @WilliamTurton LIT 16295 899704068326776832 2017-08-21 14:45:40-04 Oh my god https://t.co/ZoMGbK44uw 16296 899703656458616832 2017-08-21 14:44:02-04 @darth Darth omg 16297 899703423880351752 2017-08-21 14:43:06-04 AAAAAAAHHHHHHHH https://t.co/VEXLytrNUo 16298 899701946046722049 2017-08-21 14:37:14-04 @sophiekleeman yes, can i have ur stuff 16299 899700004805255168 2017-08-21 14:29:31-04 @jbarro I love the idea that you're now an eclipse junkie and you're going to rearrange your entire life around eclipse watching 16300 899699004015079428 2017-08-21 14:25:32-04 Not much so far. https://t.co/HPTJ4ArUWt 16301 899696357224697856 2017-08-21 14:15:01-04 god bless america https://t.co/6AgAppDUNs 16302 899692590907478016 2017-08-21 14:00:03-04 i love satellites https://t.co/v7cm8rZ4J9 16303 899689881747812352 2017-08-21 13:49:17-04 @anitalynns ya 16304 899689695185174528 2017-08-21 13:48:33-04 @jbarro Is this genuine, unironic enjoyment? What have you done to Josh Barro? 16305 899689610636390404 2017-08-21 13:48:13-04 cute goats tho https://t.co/c2Sz6WQ9bG 16306 899689176832122880 2017-08-21 13:46:29-04 https://t.co/4WjSyUhBPB 16307 899688959827222528 2017-08-21 13:45:38-04 @JennaMC_Laugh lol 16308 899688938918604803 2017-08-21 13:45:33-04 https://t.co/MPWlqdYvxL 16309 899688488055996416 2017-08-21 13:43:45-04 This is real. https://t.co/7G20C5eBBF https://t.co/xKN4CdAPbR 16310 899686163400634368 2017-08-21 13:34:31-04 @eliotnelson i like your tweets 16311 899685034763853824 2017-08-21 13:30:02-04 the best https://t.co/77v13ggJDm 16312 899680611358715910 2017-08-21 13:12:27-04 @anniekarni stay woke 16313 899678611418034178 2017-08-21 13:04:30-04 @eleventhirtyate @Tosche_Station congrats https://t.co/it7EWm2j9u 16314 899677481980100612 2017-08-21 13:00:01-04 omfg https://t.co/kMuHTOGEk3 16315 899677299297198080 2017-08-21 12:59:18-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto cyberdiving 16316 899677196406722560 2017-08-21 12:58:53-04 @NickBaumann yes i remember that tweet i'm saying i don't understand the connection to my tweet 16317 899676886917423104 2017-08-21 12:57:39-04 @MarisaKabas @jesseberney lmao owned 16318 899676848518463491 2017-08-21 12:57:30-04 @ndiblasio @WIRED omg 16319 899676664510259201 2017-08-21 12:56:46-04 @darth DARTH 16320 899676642729230336 2017-08-21 12:56:41-04 @NickBaumann not sure i understand 16321 899675832540680194 2017-08-21 12:53:28-04 @ashleyfeinberg ROUNDIES 16322 899673960639582210 2017-08-21 12:46:02-04 @tamarakeithNPR @johnson_carrie @TBowmanNPR comforting 16323 899673703700496384 2017-08-21 12:45:00-04 Love this Wikipedia side note https://t.co/zq1PtHvcsa https://t.co/tGhcelJaiD 16324 899673407859695616 2017-08-21 12:43:50-04 @HowellONeill behind every great man, etc. 16325 899673315194920960 2017-08-21 12:43:28-04 @darth PHEW TBH 16326 899673163344302084 2017-08-21 12:42:51-04 @HowellONeill this isn't as good bc ur not in it also did selena take that first pic 16327 899672640075567105 2017-08-21 12:40:47-04 @darth OMG NO 16328 899672595032879104 2017-08-21 12:40:36-04 @HowellONeill THIS IS METAL AF THIS SHOULD BE THE COVER OF YOUR FIRST ALBUM 16329 899672322407362560 2017-08-21 12:39:31-04 @brianbeutler the thing is, though, no 16330 899671817299795968 2017-08-21 12:37:30-04 @darth LOOK OUT 16331 899671796621787138 2017-08-21 12:37:26-04 @darth OMFG DARTH 16332 899670825179258882 2017-08-21 12:33:34-04 @pbump i'm not a teenager 16333 899670694241423361 2017-08-21 12:33:03-04 your hate only makes me stronger https://t.co/3qDcwO4dnc 16334 899670613412806656 2017-08-21 12:32:43-04 @JennaMC_Laugh alas, it is done 16335 899670591413813249 2017-08-21 12:32:38-04 @selenalarson me too tbqh 16336 899670327277625345 2017-08-21 12:31:35-04 @JustinRYoung you love it 16337 899669931184328704 2017-08-21 12:30:01-04 "ick, lips" – a nervous teenager before his first kiss 16338 899668607801708544 2017-08-21 12:24:45-04 @tayhatmaker omfg 16339 899668270919405569 2017-08-21 12:23:25-04 @heathdwilliams YES 16340 899666630778781697 2017-08-21 12:16:54-04 @tayhatmaker u look like robot 16341 899664647841878016 2017-08-21 12:09:01-04 @USFWS @Interior omfg USFWS 16342 899663932151013376 2017-08-21 12:06:11-04 @ChuckWendig lol 16343 899662395110502400 2017-08-21 12:00:04-04 If everyone stops paying attention to my wordplay when the sky goes dark, it'll be a total eclipse of the puns. 16344 899661922437668864 2017-08-21 11:58:11-04 @ashleyfeinberg nuh uh 16345 899661632003072004 2017-08-21 11:57:02-04 @gregotto @Bing_Chris @BillyMitchell89 REKT 16346 899660982104051712 2017-08-21 11:54:27-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig moon d williams 16347 899659872412815361 2017-08-21 11:50:03-04 @heathdwilliams you become the moon cc: @ChuckWendig 16348 899657870911909891 2017-08-21 11:42:05-04 @timothypmurphy now that's a news story i'd treasure 16349 899656033609580544 2017-08-21 11:34:47-04 @brian_nov @kylepinion he thinks he's gonna die? 16350 899654838614544388 2017-08-21 11:30:02-04 it's unbelievable to me that this account doesn't have more followers https://t.co/oEjqJj7ZPL 16351 899651967718375424 2017-08-21 11:18:38-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @LittleDebbie lol 16352 899650706021527553 2017-08-21 11:13:37-04 @NickBaumann but i suppose you'll settle for a third option, being mocked 16353 899650453436153860 2017-08-21 11:12:37-04 @darth omfg be a good coast ilu darth 16354 899650407156269056 2017-08-21 11:12:26-04 @NickBaumann it's incredible to me that you have any followers 16355 899650027743825920 2017-08-21 11:10:55-04 @ThatIsArguable @ashleyfeinberg tbh i know but "moon law" sounded like a cooler phrase to say out loud 16356 899649831320174593 2017-08-21 11:10:09-04 @ohheygreat lumpy and i agree re: turkey sandwiches 16357 899649329736015872 2017-08-21 11:08:09-04 @ThatIsArguable @ashleyfeinberg yeah but you probably don't specialize in moon law 16358 899648885999767553 2017-08-21 11:06:23-04 @ohheygreat TREATS 16359 899648725940805632 2017-08-21 11:05:45-04 @ashleyfeinberg what law 16360 899648691388129281 2017-08-21 11:05:37-04 @ohheygreat what kinds of threats does the moon eat 16361 899648200876871682 2017-08-21 11:03:40-04 @ohheygreat I WOULD VOLUNTEER ARE THERE RESEARCH OPPORTUNITIES AVAILABLE 16362 899647966348292096 2017-08-21 11:02:44-04 @ChuckWendig omfg "become the moon" 16363 899647380617932800 2017-08-21 11:00:24-04 @ohheygreat IS THIS SCIENCE 16364 899647297461534721 2017-08-21 11:00:05-04 Wow. https://t.co/aej0sSKoaz 16365 899647105777766400 2017-08-21 10:59:19-04 @petridishes oh Phoebe quiet 16366 899645667324424193 2017-08-21 10:53:36-04 @petridishes good god 16367 899643996548472833 2017-08-21 10:46:58-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @LittleDebbie you're a star crunch, maybe 16368 899643796433936384 2017-08-21 10:46:10-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @LittleDebbie no stop this 16369 899643299526582272 2017-08-21 10:44:11-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @LittleDebbie what even is this 16370 899642207929610240 2017-08-21 10:39:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz i am just relaying the facts as I see them 16371 899641813618888705 2017-08-21 10:38:17-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz it makes sense you're ever so slightly less big than him 16372 899641650007461889 2017-08-21 10:37:38-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz rush job 16373 899641046350671872 2017-08-21 10:35:14-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz nah 16374 899640714396676096 2017-08-21 10:33:55-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz a little late to this joke thread daniel 16375 899640678191435776 2017-08-21 10:33:46-04 @morningmoneyben too bad you don't live in washington dc the greatest city in the nation where our HQ is giving them out for free 16376 899638642624409602 2017-08-21 10:25:41-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates "now that's the stuff" — twinkies watching an aurora 16377 899637535617503238 2017-08-21 10:21:17-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates twonder twhere the twinkies are 16378 899636998998249472 2017-08-21 10:19:09-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates snack fight! *air horn* 16379 899633192013099009 2017-08-21 10:04:02-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @JoinTheSchwarz fuk u 16380 899632877163487232 2017-08-21 10:02:46-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @JoinTheSchwarz that's not true 16381 899632858951766016 2017-08-21 10:02:42-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz destroyed 16382 899632609634004992 2017-08-21 10:01:43-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz fuck him up 16383 899632432428744709 2017-08-21 10:01:00-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz owned lmao 16384 899632412350705664 2017-08-21 10:00:56-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @JoinTheSchwarz you're going to roast in hell 16385 899632296155918337 2017-08-21 10:00:28-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @JoinTheSchwarz i didn't quit star wars!!! 16386 899632192472498176 2017-08-21 10:00:03-04 me as a falcon* *actually me as a pigeon https://t.co/hllvImowOU 16387 899632046645137412 2017-08-21 09:59:28-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams oh ffs 16388 899631994711277569 2017-08-21 09:59:16-04 @DannyPirtle19 @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams listen, it's early 16389 899631128042229761 2017-08-21 09:55:49-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 heath is a neck cloth partisan a tie fighter 16390 899628796982288385 2017-08-21 09:46:34-04 @pbump whoa the eclipse has a twitter 16391 899628553599422465 2017-08-21 09:45:36-04 @MarisaKabas the replies are incredible omg 16392 899628426692263937 2017-08-21 09:45:05-04 @ditzkoff https://t.co/WOXSMtTHMj 16393 899627033843691524 2017-08-21 09:39:33-04 @NWSWPC @nycsouthpaw the earth is flat stay woke 16394 899625404369174529 2017-08-21 09:33:05-04 @sgurman Steve Bannon is president now I think 16395 899619599838326786 2017-08-21 09:10:01-04 @AliWatkins yo we get free glasses at work 16396 899618103721590784 2017-08-21 09:04:04-04 @SwaraSalih1 @heathdwilliams Incredible* 16397 899617519090192385 2017-08-21 09:01:45-04 @heathdwilliams Ahahahahahahhaaha 16398 899617094966419456 2017-08-21 09:00:04-04 oh my god https://t.co/jql05lAQqJ 16399 899612486332239872 2017-08-21 08:41:45-04 @DannyPirtle19 I love it 16400 899612224620294144 2017-08-21 08:40:42-04 @DannyPirtle19 When did you change it 16401 899612049466064900 2017-08-21 08:40:01-04 @DannyPirtle19 omg Danny your display name 16402 899603810200555520 2017-08-21 08:07:16-04 @blakehounshell illuminating tweet 16403 899601986286481408 2017-08-21 08:00:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/RRSo0hg7SI 16404 899599237826170882 2017-08-21 07:49:06-04 @JaredRizzi hmmm 16405 899599224190492672 2017-08-21 07:49:03-04 @Wanderlustin lol 16406 899598948377255936 2017-08-21 07:47:57-04 @Wanderlustin twss 16407 899598531840880640 2017-08-21 07:46:18-04 @JaredRizzi settle down 16408 899468689334042624 2017-08-20 23:10:21-04 @selenalarson same 16409 899468207416913921 2017-08-20 23:08:26-04 @VileZero SAME 16410 899467240222994439 2017-08-20 23:04:36-04 @VileZero AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 16411 899464463400796160 2017-08-20 22:53:33-04 @eliotnelson Omfg 16412 899464016648699904 2017-08-20 22:51:47-04 OMFG https://t.co/enHvq9Dizd 16413 899461892774797313 2017-08-20 22:43:21-04 @blakehounshell I sure hope we find out 16414 899454387214536704 2017-08-20 22:13:31-04 Well that complicates things. #GameOfThrones 16415 899327309798416386 2017-08-20 13:48:34-04 dogs are so good https://t.co/WZQAN9p1Xm 16416 899299992518524929 2017-08-20 12:00:01-04 https://t.co/1yoCOwLOm9 16417 899284905841934338 2017-08-20 11:00:04-04 it me https://t.co/wLnczID1t0 16418 899284363728367616 2017-08-20 10:57:54-04 @heathdwilliams @2187Cosplay @Wanderlustin omfg 16419 899282282955014144 2017-08-20 10:49:38-04 @2187Cosplay @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin https://t.co/AKews0o52p 16420 899281190343110656 2017-08-20 10:45:18-04 @joshgerstein NSFW 16421 899277039148171264 2017-08-20 10:28:48-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin rude 16422 899276935242682368 2017-08-20 10:28:23-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin how often 16423 899276815583383553 2017-08-20 10:27:55-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin is there nudity 16424 899102261657427969 2017-08-19 22:54:18-04 @LillianSkye_ i make time for the important things 16425 899099857809440768 2017-08-19 22:44:45-04 @nycsouthpaw I get this reference because I've seen Breaking Bad 16426 899099365515685888 2017-08-19 22:42:47-04 @nycsouthpaw Is this a Gone With The Wind reference 16427 899098279060877313 2017-08-19 22:38:28-04 @FallonKlivian can't, won't 16428 899097839355211776 2017-08-19 22:36:43-04 @R_D David...thank you for saying what needed to be said. 16429 899097571351814145 2017-08-19 22:35:40-04 @2187Cosplay technically 16430 899097326165381120 2017-08-19 22:34:41-04 @2187Cosplay lol lol lol 16431 899097017250701312 2017-08-19 22:33:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 it me and then it me again 16432 899095717599473664 2017-08-19 22:28:18-04 Is this real life? https://t.co/RFgK1FZi7X 16433 899094655178088448 2017-08-19 22:24:04-04 @ChuckWendig tyvm 16434 899094445156597760 2017-08-19 22:23:14-04 @ChuckWendig you honor me 16435 899094275715215364 2017-08-19 22:22:34-04 @ChuckWendig LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO LMAO 16436 899075377523511296 2017-08-19 21:07:28-04 Fifth and sixth paragraphs... https://t.co/egdcEjvYDp 16437 899073536513384448 2017-08-19 21:00:09-04 @tbanks98926 @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/7cGG1SoINM 16438 899072609337446400 2017-08-19 20:56:28-04 @ashleyfeinberg i must regrettably decline 16439 898922518181957632 2017-08-19 11:00:04-04 "Think it’s hard for the white working class in rural America? Try being a person of color." https://t.co/nagjtkjDRu 16440 898909348168179714 2017-08-19 10:07:44-04 No Easy D for S https://t.co/xewlMHQWob 16441 898749807614980096 2017-08-18 23:33:46-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams tfw kristen brings up porg testicles https://t.co/xKb0pPzDAP 16442 898749698978304000 2017-08-18 23:33:20-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams THIS ISNT EVEN A REAL DOG 16443 898749542052622337 2017-08-18 23:32:43-04 @darth @chrisgeidner i just noticed that mnuchin pence looks like roger stone 16444 898748362190716934 2017-08-18 23:28:02-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams me when kristen tweets things in our canoes https://t.co/k88lGQrfqo 16445 898748252270583808 2017-08-18 23:27:35-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams HE HATES IT OMG I LOVE THIS I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING 16446 898747407873265664 2017-08-18 23:24:14-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams HE'S WINNING HE DID IT MORE MORE MORE 16447 898745268538978305 2017-08-18 23:15:44-04 @2187Cosplay @nicolecieux more of this please 16448 898744243879116801 2017-08-18 23:11:40-04 I honestly don't even know what to say anymore https://t.co/g0PZysGDop 16449 898744027930968064 2017-08-18 23:10:48-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams WHAT EVEN ARE THESE NOISES ARE THEY EVEN REAL IS THIS EVEN REAL 16450 898742679206375424 2017-08-18 23:05:27-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams MORE VIDEOS 16451 898741935506153472 2017-08-18 23:02:29-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams GOD DAMN 16452 898741909341970432 2017-08-18 23:02:23-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams BYE IM DEAD NOW IM DEAD AT THIS DOG LISTEN TO HIS ROOS 16453 898739291056099330 2017-08-18 22:51:59-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams more pics immediately please 16454 898739245640290304 2017-08-18 22:51:48-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin CHRIST ON A BAGEL 16455 898735483928199168 2017-08-18 22:36:51-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates I LOVE THIS DOG OH MY GOD I LOVE IT 16456 898733761063518208 2017-08-18 22:30:00-04 Yeah, about that... https://t.co/wvrfPl3kmb 16457 898729871186182148 2017-08-18 22:14:33-04 @RosieGray I'm thinking of making it my computer wallpaper 16458 898727662113275907 2017-08-18 22:05:46-04 omfg https://t.co/RvovbRpch7 16459 898724950760181760 2017-08-18 21:55:00-04 https://t.co/rvsIQpuktv 16460 898724395002343428 2017-08-18 21:52:47-04 Best reenactment of the Last Supper ever. https://t.co/F0Dcc14Vv9 16461 898720123565068288 2017-08-18 21:35:49-04 @ASankin Lol 16462 898719543027048449 2017-08-18 21:33:31-04 @ASankin This was a reach but after all your hits you're entitled to a few misses 16463 898711236480651265 2017-08-18 21:00:30-04 @JaredRizzi @juliareinstein THE INFOWARS ONE IS AMAZING 16464 898711111117266945 2017-08-18 21:00:00-04 This is INCREDIBLE. https://t.co/DoEac5rasc 16465 898698066253025280 2017-08-18 20:08:10-04 Jabba the WHAT?! https://t.co/F1vT4rL2WW 16466 898695367780425728 2017-08-18 19:57:27-04 @ColinKahl same tbh 16467 898665813988835329 2017-08-18 18:00:01-04 Someone working in Congress removed references to this story https://t.co/Ey1zfy5p2l as "unreliable" despite @ToddRokita spox confirming it https://t.co/2bWdOi09xx 16468 898658079977357312 2017-08-18 17:29:17-04 @JaredRizzi @PoliticalSmark Ty Jared 16469 898651129793441792 2017-08-18 17:01:40-04 @darth yes darth 16470 898651057693147136 2017-08-18 17:01:22-04 @TonyRomm "possibly" 16471 898650865497653249 2017-08-18 17:00:37-04 @TonyRomm that's....not grammatically correct 16472 898650745041338368 2017-08-18 17:00:08-04 cc: @aedwardslevy 16473 898650717241475073 2017-08-18 17:00:01-04 CARL: I GONE https://t.co/7NBUstBHIa 16474 898650571623743488 2017-08-18 16:59:27-04 @JaredRizzi thank you and thank you 16475 898649127612850176 2017-08-18 16:53:42-04 @JaredRizzi well yes, most fruitcakes are 16476 898648104911503360 2017-08-18 16:49:38-04 @RyanTAnd @theglipper wait what I just asked a question 16477 898647907443687424 2017-08-18 16:48:51-04 @JaredRizzi also Fruitcakes Renew Rut 16478 898647339140820992 2017-08-18 16:46:36-04 @theglipper I don't even understand his point...? 16479 898645986393952256 2017-08-18 16:41:13-04 @brianbeutler C R Y I N G 16480 898645409828032512 2017-08-18 16:38:56-04 @brian_nov @Blankitout you lack that power 16481 898645117363527683 2017-08-18 16:37:46-04 @brian_nov @Blankitout I will do it I volunteer to play Obes 16482 898643162586951680 2017-08-18 16:30:00-04 literally the question of our time https://t.co/n8gizP6QxE 16483 898642000664158208 2017-08-18 16:25:23-04 @RadioMalone @JuliaDeWitt I was absolutely stunned that the guy stayed on the line that long! When I do it they hang up after my third question. 16484 898640022743638017 2017-08-18 16:17:32-04 @aedwardslevy Thanks for the signal boost. 16485 898639389365911552 2017-08-18 16:15:00-04 https://t.co/Jqk5T68ZHT 16486 898638183797227520 2017-08-18 16:10:13-04 @katherinemiller @maggieNYT @evepeyser I'm a "Miller? I barely know her" person 16487 898637529301340161 2017-08-18 16:07:37-04 @NatashaBertrand tfw my editor does my performance review 16488 898636770283212800 2017-08-18 16:04:36-04 @RadioMalone @sallyhelm Listening to new episode & I lost it at "it seems like we've lost the thread here with talking about interest rates" 16489 898635711062179840 2017-08-18 16:00:24-04 @ditzkoff i want to curate this exhibibt 16490 898635613548797952 2017-08-18 16:00:00-04 It's the pause to take a drink of water that makes this. https://t.co/NIqcKllaRw 16491 898634250437525504 2017-08-18 15:54:35-04 @aedwardslevy cc: @darth 16492 898633458037149696 2017-08-18 15:51:26-04 @JeffYoung @brianbeutler did they say the Sacred Rites or skip them pursuant to the Emergency Protocols? 16493 898630781144190977 2017-08-18 15:40:48-04 @blakehounshell blake 16494 898629034648547328 2017-08-18 15:33:52-04 @daveweigel see I can't tell if this is real or not 16495 898628910287421440 2017-08-18 15:33:22-04 @lrozen I know I just like to say (((globalist))) 16496 898628605327974400 2017-08-18 15:32:09-04 @lrozen tfw you solidify the (((globalists'))) hold on power 16497 898627226631110659 2017-08-18 15:26:41-04 @libbycwatson you can play Jeopardy with it 16498 898626983667486720 2017-08-18 15:25:43-04 @libbycwatson what if this is a ploy by the (((Surveillance State))) to get these into all of our homes 16499 898626632377712640 2017-08-18 15:24:19-04 @JakeSherman @blakehounshell Artists, man. 16500 898626168349376512 2017-08-18 15:22:28-04 @molly_knight @darth extremely good dogpup 16501 898623331666198529 2017-08-18 15:11:12-04 @VileZero :( :( :( okay yes Sept for sure 16502 898622811698331648 2017-08-18 15:09:08-04 @VileZero oh I'm almost certain they know p.s. when do I get to meet herrrrrrrrrrr 16503 898622488653025280 2017-08-18 15:07:51-04 @VileZero @darth !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 16504 898622427919515648 2017-08-18 15:07:37-04 @VileZero this photo is the cutest thing i have seen in weeks 16505 898620516516417537 2017-08-18 15:00:01-04 Now that's what I call timing https://t.co/dTUlyTi2sz 16506 898617734820380672 2017-08-18 14:48:58-04 @ditzkoff omfg 16507 898616897880547328 2017-08-18 14:45:38-04 @eliotnelson did you know robert byrd was a democrat 16508 898616743920361473 2017-08-18 14:45:01-04 Acting Assistant Secretary of State memes are the best memes https://t.co/fdcwdaSjXc 16509 898614089815117824 2017-08-18 14:34:29-04 @NickBaumann @nycsouthpaw strong 16510 898612967738036225 2017-08-18 14:30:01-04 Whoof https://t.co/bzBi20kUmE 16511 898612325695053824 2017-08-18 14:27:28-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @Bing_Chris legit good tweet 16512 898605424034828288 2017-08-18 14:00:03-04 Wowie wow wow https://t.co/HDPktMyVWt 16513 898602784307675141 2017-08-18 13:49:33-04 @JaredRizzi hahahahahahahahahahaha ahahahahahahha 16514 898601602537459712 2017-08-18 13:44:51-04 @ditzkoff same 16515 898601527002120193 2017-08-18 13:44:33-04 @MarisaKabas @gabebergado @GregSeals owned 16516 898601365097783296 2017-08-18 13:43:55-04 @ditzkoff this website is free 16517 898600666486231041 2017-08-18 13:41:08-04 @JennaMC_Laugh need a cyber angle for Bannon 16518 898597867140534272 2017-08-18 13:30:01-04 same tbh https://t.co/KhQgmK6nsH 16519 898597442576187392 2017-08-18 13:28:20-04 @pbump okay this was good 16520 898596852668391425 2017-08-18 13:25:59-04 @elisefoley @jasoncherkis dunno about that but as a general principle i think everyone should never tweet so i support this idea 16521 898596571427872768 2017-08-18 13:24:52-04 @jasoncherkis christ this is good 16522 898596425629446144 2017-08-18 13:24:17-04 @pbump @darth leave darth alone 16523 898596196037517312 2017-08-18 13:23:22-04 @darth you're gonna need a wider shot of the fence soon 16524 898594593888903168 2017-08-18 13:17:00-04 (h/t @yashar) 16525 898594460208054272 2017-08-18 13:16:29-04 @LEBassett this ...is good 16526 898593555807076352 2017-08-18 13:12:53-04 @DannyPirtle19 omfg 16527 898592822810611712 2017-08-18 13:09:58-04 @yashar @darth does this photo give you ideas 16528 898589538905333760 2017-08-18 12:56:55-04 @chaosbria @ChuckWendig Yes 16529 898588608550064128 2017-08-18 12:53:13-04 @AlexJamesFitz @aedwardslevy Bannoff 16530 898588285710237696 2017-08-18 12:51:56-04 @ashleyfeinberg huge if true 16531 898587817827119104 2017-08-18 12:50:05-04 @maggieNYT Bannoff https://t.co/24hIePWtV4 16532 898587048919130113 2017-08-18 12:47:02-04 President Trump has decided to fire Steve Bannon, @maggieNYT reports. https://t.co/owcUP5BaVB https://t.co/crxEtI3P4G 16533 898585738509512706 2017-08-18 12:41:49-04 Here's Trump's memo to Mattis on elevating Cyber Command. He asks for a recommendation for CyberCom's new leader and rec on NSA separation. https://t.co/Doj2lNcfNm 16534 898583036605976576 2017-08-18 12:31:05-04 @ChuckWendig god I'm legitimately so angry right now that this isn't happening immediately 16535 898582962995945472 2017-08-18 12:30:47-04 @ChuckWendig I NEED THIS 16536 898582942573842433 2017-08-18 12:30:43-04 @StarWarsChief @ChuckWendig holy SHIT 16537 898581981604204544 2017-08-18 12:26:53-04 @pbump this tweet is ice cold 16538 898581037088821249 2017-08-18 12:23:08-04 @eliotnelson @ryangrim @nicopitney you are good and not bad and I will be sad now 16539 898577245089939456 2017-08-18 12:08:04-04 You can bet DOJ will ask SCOTUS to review this. https://t.co/aMNmmTNzyn 16540 898567826365198336 2017-08-18 11:30:39-04 Cyber Command elevation doesn't get a personalized tweet :( https://t.co/TaRSYtoZFI 16541 898562603005472768 2017-08-18 11:09:53-04 @TimothyS @robertcaruso NSA is not a UCC. It's just a DOD agency. 16542 898560115896406017 2017-08-18 11:00:00-04 omfg https://t.co/ZUaZAGp1pF 16543 898552991279722496 2017-08-18 10:31:42-04 Since its creation in 2009, CyberCom has relied heavily on NSA staff & resources. DOD likely exploring how quickly it can develop its own. 16544 898552677705146368 2017-08-18 10:30:27-04 But even many who support separation argue that it has to happen slowly to ensure CyberCom can develop its own capacity independent of NSA. 16545 898552417977020418 2017-08-18 10:29:25-04 @wajobu no 16546 898552311819243521 2017-08-18 10:29:00-04 NSA–CyberCom separation (TBD) is urged by those who see digital espionage and cyber combat as irreconcilable missions for one organization. 16547 898551873598345217 2017-08-18 10:27:15-04 @darth @ABC i love you darth 16548 898551716857212928 2017-08-18 10:26:38-04 This puts Cyber Command on the same level as Strategic Command, Pacific Command, Central Command, etc. Increases decision-making authority. 16549 898551048436142080 2017-08-18 10:23:58-04 @JaredRizzi i love navi 16550 898532309590188032 2017-08-18 09:09:31-04 "Once they started liking him they weren't going to stop." https://t.co/mbfSETD5sl 16551 898516829148258304 2017-08-18 08:08:00-04 @morningmoneyben "Virtue signaling" is a term invented and used by people who lack virtue 16552 898513182842662912 2017-08-18 07:53:31-04 @pbump @SamGV @darth @nycsouthpaw philip it is not even 8am 16553 898382876760211456 2017-08-17 23:15:43-04 @admiraljello @nicolecieux this photo belongs in the louvre 16554 898376097343184897 2017-08-17 22:48:47-04 @catesish yes 16555 898376013721329664 2017-08-17 22:48:27-04 @catesish i had to do it cates 16556 898375929206099968 2017-08-17 22:48:07-04 @catesish MBP 17" with 1 TB 7200 RPM HDD 16557 898372043518992386 2017-08-17 22:32:40-04 @nicolecieux HIS FACE 16558 898371199046123520 2017-08-17 22:29:19-04 @nicolecieux JAY MEETING ELSA OMG 16559 898368285561028609 2017-08-17 22:17:44-04 @blakehounshell me 16560 898367329138069506 2017-08-17 22:13:56-04 @manraysky @TheEricGoldman @pablohidalgo Pablo is the Bilderberg Conference mixed with the Trilateral Commission mixed with the (((one world government))) 16561 898365882828812288 2017-08-17 22:08:11-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo he's in charge of marketing...to your heart 16562 898360046483947520 2017-08-17 21:45:00-04 This is what @emojione's Chrome extension shows you if you search for "Trump." (h/t @Wanderlustin) https://t.co/fPxh1F2QtI 16563 898357945024565249 2017-08-17 21:36:39-04 @Wanderlustin holy shit that's real!! 16564 898348731686367232 2017-08-17 21:00:02-04 crucial thread https://t.co/WLZiD4Bqvh 16565 898348373920456704 2017-08-17 20:58:37-04 @amy_geek AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 16566 898344174671482880 2017-08-17 20:41:56-04 @ashleyfeinberg that's an american hero right there 16567 898342566440992768 2017-08-17 20:35:32-04 @tayhatmaker i feel like you really have the group chat's best interests at heart 16568 898342260663754752 2017-08-17 20:34:19-04 @tayhatmaker i hate you but i also love you anyway im cryin 16569 898342191491194880 2017-08-17 20:34:03-04 @tayhatmaker taylor pls no 16570 898341988579254275 2017-08-17 20:33:15-04 cc: Jewish Santa 16571 898341777744158720 2017-08-17 20:32:24-04 @catesish @darth @thisjenlewis hahahahahahah i love him 16572 898341463053836288 2017-08-17 20:31:09-04 @donjay omfg 16573 898341404358844416 2017-08-17 20:30:55-04 @tayhatmaker omfg taylor 16574 898341175060516865 2017-08-17 20:30:01-04 Dear God, I've been a good boy. Please give me Robert Mueller subpoenaing Chuck Johnson. Thanks, Eric https://t.co/7SbLdslwiX 16575 898339311065587713 2017-08-17 20:22:36-04 @tayhatmaker ancient sex proverb* 16576 898338404697427968 2017-08-17 20:19:00-04 @catesish send more pics pls i love him 16577 898337509377138689 2017-08-17 20:15:27-04 @catesish HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 16578 898333729017389056 2017-08-17 20:00:25-04 @tayhatmaker OMFG 16579 898333338720653312 2017-08-17 19:58:52-04 @tayhatmaker i love you 16580 898332387448307717 2017-08-17 19:55:06-04 @tayhatmaker juggalokay* 16581 898330936663711744 2017-08-17 19:49:20-04 @KimZetter just unbelievable 16582 898318535662997508 2017-08-17 19:00:03-04 cc: @maddieratner https://t.co/vbFxXeNnr1 16583 898315487699804160 2017-08-17 18:47:56-04 @Wanderlustin there's gonna be a rotta the hutt movie 16584 898315440941707264 2017-08-17 18:47:45-04 @HowellONeill @gregotto @strongsignal cyberokay then 16585 898314464952545281 2017-08-17 18:43:52-04 @gregotto @strongsignal @HowellONeill you're all bad 16586 898301227657830400 2017-08-17 17:51:16-04 @darth @IGN @starwars Wait darth since when are you a drummer 16587 898299349137997824 2017-08-17 17:43:49-04 @pablohidalgo ihart is my favorite 16588 898295463098503168 2017-08-17 17:28:22-04 @darth @fordm Lord Almighty 16589 898288330621812736 2017-08-17 17:00:02-04 "A woman of color who has a following and has a campaign that they’re working on is someone to target." Read this. https://t.co/Eu2U1CaWv8 16590 898286906013872137 2017-08-17 16:54:22-04 @eliotnelson @nycsouthpaw @shaneferro @NickBaumann @ashleyalman my only contribution to this topic will be: U-S-PEE drive 16591 898286050984038400 2017-08-17 16:50:58-04 @JaredRizzi settle down 16592 898285917802287104 2017-08-17 16:50:26-04 @nycsouthpaw evidence: 16593 898285675811815424 2017-08-17 16:49:29-04 @JaredRizzi ... 16594 898285663606288384 2017-08-17 16:49:26-04 @AndrewCouts @dellcam @wikileaks @danstuckey @apblake @DerekMead @kevincollier @_AustinPowell E M A I L S 16595 898285048822206464 2017-08-17 16:46:59-04 @eleventhirtyate troll on, web site. troll on. 16596 898284817128796160 2017-08-17 16:46:04-04 @ohheygreat @darth darth does bad, mean, some would say — many would say — cruel photoshops of me they are on twitter lumpy can browse twitter take pic etc 16597 898284358251032578 2017-08-17 16:44:14-04 @eleventhirtyate Traviss 16598 898284139509460992 2017-08-17 16:43:22-04 @ohheygreat @darth probably gotta promise him that you'll take pics of lumpy looking at darth's awful photoshops of me 16599 898283799968186368 2017-08-17 16:42:01-04 @kevincollier @ejdickson @dailydot sad 16600 898283713846325252 2017-08-17 16:41:41-04 @JaredRizzi depends on how much blood you use, many people are saying this 16601 898283520665276416 2017-08-17 16:40:55-04 @kenvogel was not disagreeing w/ you 16602 898283433591324672 2017-08-17 16:40:34-04 @kenvogel right, I was just adding to your point about just how many weren't yet out there! 16603 898283120939507712 2017-08-17 16:39:19-04 @kenvogel but importantly, most of the docs had not yet been published 16604 898276003482652672 2017-08-17 16:11:03-04 @WLTaskForce @JennaMC_Laugh @wikileaks You can see from my screenshot that I read more than the headline. 16605 898273242980462592 2017-08-17 16:00:04-04 This @DanaRohrabacher spokesman comment makes me want to plug @RobertMLee's post again: https://t.co/0xda35JeKE https://t.co/C073GUhffK 16606 898270847433023488 2017-08-17 15:50:33-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate cyber! 16607 898270533845786624 2017-08-17 15:49:18-04 @MandyBu how many times have you blocked me at this point 16608 898270287606812675 2017-08-17 15:48:20-04 @KatieBoWill omg this is amazing, the perfect trifecta 16609 898270064524369920 2017-08-17 15:47:27-04 @selenalarson sad! 16610 898269050400321536 2017-08-17 15:43:25-04 @selenalarson but also this is called the star wars holiday special, google it 16611 898269007052128257 2017-08-17 15:43:14-04 @selenalarson omg 16612 898268752273432576 2017-08-17 15:42:14-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @bchrisc oh ffs 16613 898268680580063232 2017-08-17 15:41:57-04 @varshaoforange @darth @bchrisc haven't you done enough 16614 898268438866440192 2017-08-17 15:40:59-04 @darth @bchrisc I TRUSTED YOU DARTH I TRUSTED YOU TO BE GOOD TO ME 16615 898268294595084289 2017-08-17 15:40:25-04 @MandyBu mcgregor? i barely mcknowher 16616 898267025482633216 2017-08-17 15:35:22-04 @LaneWinree @ChuckWendig more specifically, where @heathdwilliams does so 16617 898266951486713858 2017-08-17 15:35:04-04 @bchrisc @darth shhhhhhhh 16618 898266828094537730 2017-08-17 15:34:35-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 16619 898266599542501376 2017-08-17 15:33:40-04 @bchrisc @darth darth will you let me costar in your movie 16620 898265974025179136 2017-08-17 15:31:11-04 @darth omfg 16621 898265681250050049 2017-08-17 15:30:02-04 .@JennaMC_Laugh reports @wikileaks rejected hacked Russian govt docs, falsely claimed they were already published: https://t.co/oRWL1bC4qV https://t.co/fhexJthu8B 16622 898264647480090625 2017-08-17 15:25:55-04 @libbycwatson ahahahahaha 16623 898264201025667072 2017-08-17 15:24:09-04 @ChuckWendig @garywhitta They should do it as an adaptation of @jjmfaraway's Kenobi novel where it's mostly told through the eyes of new characters 16624 898260910963380224 2017-08-17 15:11:04-04 @Bing_Chris same 16625 898258971911274497 2017-08-17 15:03:22-04 @nahaltoosi HA 16626 898258790717333504 2017-08-17 15:02:39-04 @justinjm1 holy shit justin 16627 898258523292745728 2017-08-17 15:01:35-04 @justinjm1 omfg 16628 898258134577410053 2017-08-17 15:00:02-04 This is very good. Paragraph comparing attribution to climate change is so spot-on. https://t.co/ffVIf1HY2h 16629 898254190484606977 2017-08-17 14:44:22-04 @HowellONeill @Joseph_Marks_ @WatermanReports @Cisco @CiscoSecurity yes? 16630 898254006027472896 2017-08-17 14:43:38-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @WatermanReports @Cisco @CiscoSecurity all across government, senior officials want to get a look at my unit 16631 898253967238606848 2017-08-17 14:43:29-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest wonderful 16632 898252471394385921 2017-08-17 14:37:32-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @WatermanReports @Cisco @CiscoSecurity my unit size is classified 16633 898250632733245441 2017-08-17 14:30:14-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest a very very good day, in fact hope the same is true for you 16634 898248606125355011 2017-08-17 14:22:11-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest you're welcome 16635 898247910252466176 2017-08-17 14:19:25-04 @ohheygreat oh, true 16636 898247478419509248 2017-08-17 14:17:42-04 @ohheygreat and why would he need to, tbh 16637 898247451555057664 2017-08-17 14:17:35-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest clever 16638 898247182318395393 2017-08-17 14:16:31-04 @ohheygreat THANK YOU APOLOGY MORE THAN ACCEPTED 16639 898246190889926657 2017-08-17 14:12:35-04 @ohheygreat that's very rude 16640 898245805978640384 2017-08-17 14:11:03-04 @ohheygreat no and by no i don't mean i didn't know i mean they don't 16641 898245697417474048 2017-08-17 14:10:37-04 @petridishes ty 16642 898245581700771841 2017-08-17 14:10:09-04 @petridishes i had to google for this one 16643 898245420375306241 2017-08-17 14:09:31-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest and i can't educate you every day on why what you're saying is gibberish 16644 898245319158374401 2017-08-17 14:09:07-04 @ohheygreat it's 2pm 16645 898244872200650754 2017-08-17 14:07:20-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan 10/10 would buy and put on my shelf 16646 898244393102127105 2017-08-17 14:05:26-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest .....this is not journalism chuck 16647 898244243210346497 2017-08-17 14:04:50-04 @NoTheOtherLeft lol 16648 898244206107512832 2017-08-17 14:04:41-04 @jesseberney ahahahahahahahahahahahha 16649 898243968277913600 2017-08-17 14:03:45-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest who says that? 16650 898243841119186949 2017-08-17 14:03:14-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest wait 16651 898243781262290944 2017-08-17 14:03:00-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest ok.... 16652 898242172767678469 2017-08-17 13:56:37-04 @ChuckWendig @WritersDigest no 16653 898236285114044416 2017-08-17 13:33:13-04 C Y B E R C O M MANY SIDES A N D 16654 898235991663800321 2017-08-17 13:32:03-04 @atsneed Right!??! 16655 898235945379561472 2017-08-17 13:31:52-04 @HowellONeill @dellcam ETaaS 16656 898235866614833154 2017-08-17 13:31:33-04 @sarahjeong juggalsos 16657 898235648435507202 2017-08-17 13:30:41-04 @dellcam Russia fought in WW2 16658 898235481934012416 2017-08-17 13:30:01-04 Reuters says Trump could approve a plan elevating U.S. Cyber Command as early as tomorrow, but note this wry caveat. https://t.co/waaWxS3Zn2 https://t.co/NKmFod2Lup 16659 898233649463734272 2017-08-17 13:22:45-04 @heathdwilliams @TheApexFan perish immediately 16660 898229370522935296 2017-08-17 13:05:44-04 @HowellONeill lol 16661 898229115370844160 2017-08-17 13:04:44-04 @kateconger @tayhatmaker oh god please no 16662 898228215289962496 2017-08-17 13:01:09-04 @tayhatmaker i love you 16663 898227942014107648 2017-08-17 13:00:04-04 Bing! https://t.co/UuaLE46ovh 16664 898226019550855168 2017-08-17 12:52:25-04 @Hello_Tailor works for me 16665 898225524668981249 2017-08-17 12:50:27-04 @eliotnelson this tweet is too much for me to wrap my head around 16666 898225013614051328 2017-08-17 12:48:26-04 @eliotnelson that's actually how the new Harry Potter reboot starts 16667 898224643013832704 2017-08-17 12:46:57-04 @JaredRizzi @byrdinator oh beak quiet 16668 898223999066537984 2017-08-17 12:44:24-04 @byrdinator @JaredRizzi it's a hoot 16669 898223888282398721 2017-08-17 12:43:57-04 @Hello_Tailor OMG 16670 898223732728135680 2017-08-17 12:43:20-04 @jonhumbert @ChuckWendig so cute!! 16671 898220927791616004 2017-08-17 12:32:11-04 @jonhumbert @ChuckWendig that's a good dog 16672 898220878160424961 2017-08-17 12:32:00-04 @darth darth i love you so much 16673 898220196430786566 2017-08-17 12:29:17-04 @eliotnelson @JaredRizzi wat 16674 898220074003308544 2017-08-17 12:28:48-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson tag yourself 16675 898220013848547328 2017-08-17 12:28:34-04 @eliotnelson @JaredRizzi omfg 16676 898219985558007809 2017-08-17 12:28:27-04 @ChuckWendig @jonhumbert CEASE AND DESIST 16677 898219667126456321 2017-08-17 12:27:11-04 @JaredRizzi @eliotnelson jfc, who to root for here 16678 898219629331587072 2017-08-17 12:27:02-04 @ChuckWendig @jonhumbert we're not doing this again 16679 898219026391945216 2017-08-17 12:24:38-04 @jonhumbert @ChuckWendig settle down 16680 898218183424966656 2017-08-17 12:21:17-04 @sarahjeong NEXT WEEK YOU: I love Nazis please fewer alien invaders 16681 898217885826514945 2017-08-17 12:20:06-04 @darth omfg 16682 898212828733198336 2017-08-17 12:00:01-04 Has anyone done a Monuments Men poster with Trump yet 16683 898211408734769159 2017-08-17 11:54:22-04 @darth YES 16684 898197748440236032 2017-08-17 11:00:05-04 I just love this (https://t.co/4DMeF4zDJg) https://t.co/q2HS0uTU84 16685 898188969330044928 2017-08-17 10:25:12-04 @Hello_Tailor gavia 16686 898188734901911552 2017-08-17 10:24:16-04 @Hello_Tailor bing bonged 16687 898188423256846336 2017-08-17 10:23:02-04 @Hello_Tailor i love it 16688 898182768596746241 2017-08-17 10:00:34-04 @petridishes sounds like a probing discussion 16689 898182637013139456 2017-08-17 10:00:02-04 laugh rule https://t.co/EqLpk9fM3u 16690 898171743843606528 2017-08-17 09:16:45-04 "So foolish!" https://t.co/ejd7MdnHYv 16691 898169992486817792 2017-08-17 09:09:48-04 "beautiful"! https://t.co/3PwK9PFnj8 16692 898167545064079361 2017-08-17 09:00:04-04 Russian state radio show -----> https://t.co/C5awKgDWDA 16693 898152437218893824 2017-08-17 08:00:02-04 Wait...what https://t.co/24WnSw1eCG 16694 898152212085473280 2017-08-17 07:59:08-04 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin No those are my liked tweets 16695 898145247179538432 2017-08-17 07:31:28-04 @Wanderlustin It really does 16696 898144944518508544 2017-08-17 07:30:16-04 @Wanderlustin your tweets are my favorite tweets 16697 898142282154692613 2017-08-17 07:19:41-04 @kelseylh much to the ocean's dismay 16698 898142250840051712 2017-08-17 07:19:33-04 @JaredRizzi @ChuckWendig @darth there are bad photoshops on many sides 16699 898142128752271360 2017-08-17 07:19:04-04 @kelseylh walk into the ocean 16700 898141791555391489 2017-08-17 07:17:44-04 @JaredRizzi @ChuckWendig @darth honestly, so many things are very bad but that is right at the top of the list 16701 898140789934616576 2017-08-17 07:13:45-04 @ChuckWendig @JaredRizzi @darth i am so glad i spent last night doing things other than participating in this thread 16702 898140635743621120 2017-08-17 07:13:08-04 @JaredRizzi especially later in the summer 16703 898023501755432964 2017-08-16 23:27:41-04 I haven't checked Twitter in four hours and my god what the heck is this about Steve Bannon 16704 897971080824016896 2017-08-16 19:59:23-04 @JaredRizzi @darth @ChuckWendig briefly dropping into this chat to say i hate you all 16705 897956145062662148 2017-08-16 19:00:02-04 Kathleen Kennedy basically just trolling a certain subset of Star Wars fans with this. https://t.co/f3CUUggqOQ 16706 897948586901680128 2017-08-16 18:30:00-04 hoisted by their own petard https://t.co/OSnSdi6BaA https://t.co/HRZeIr9jRr 16707 897944372213370882 2017-08-16 18:13:15-04 @ChuckWendig @JaredRizzi I hoped you would see this, you wrong-opinion-haver you. 16708 897943774482935808 2017-08-16 18:10:53-04 @eleventhirtyate @jasoncfry website 16709 897942913170128896 2017-08-16 18:07:28-04 @JaredRizzi I LOVE IT 16710 897942510617493504 2017-08-16 18:05:52-04 @hudsowi omg 16711 897941045144571904 2017-08-16 18:00:02-04 Great @adamdavidson story laying out connections b/w Trump, corrupt oligarchs in former Soviet republics, and Putin. https://t.co/ygAks4pqOa https://t.co/t3e7T4oz9L 16712 897936399684513792 2017-08-16 17:41:35-04 @jonnysun 16713 897933639933087744 2017-08-16 17:30:37-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw Holy shit 16714 897933487646310400 2017-08-16 17:30:00-04 @RachAClark remember when toby ziegler modeled for a teen book cover 16715 897932145355653120 2017-08-16 17:24:40-04 @AliWatkins @wesleysmorgan It's honestly my pleasure 16716 897931804778344449 2017-08-16 17:23:19-04 @wesleysmorgan @AliWatkins Also Ali "La Colombe" means "the Colombe" so your initial tweet actually said "a the Colombe" just letting u know 16717 897929730212495360 2017-08-16 17:15:05-04 @AliWatkins If you say so 16718 897929323637821440 2017-08-16 17:13:28-04 @AliWatkins What's so special about it 16719 897928951011594240 2017-08-16 17:11:59-04 @AliWatkins Wait, is it... a thing? I just always thought of it as a convenient place near my metro. 16720 897928692634136577 2017-08-16 17:10:57-04 @pbump what in the world 16721 897927403967787009 2017-08-16 17:05:50-04 @DeeGoots @acarboni "what happens if i touch you" omfg 16722 897926675429605376 2017-08-16 17:02:56-04 @kevincollier @dellcam @LucyStag @amyalkon @_cingraham lol twitter's terms of service 16723 897926013807718400 2017-08-16 17:00:19-04 @jesseberney @nycsouthpaw H E R I T ACTUALLY G E 16724 897925938607935488 2017-08-16 17:00:01-04 "Will you be making any scientific observations?" "I will be like, 'Holy shit, look at the sky.'" https://t.co/pbjPH4eeiY 16725 897925571061047297 2017-08-16 16:58:33-04 @libbycwatson @ashleyfeinberg my great great great aunt harriet tubman once said, "it's pronounced 'jif'" 16726 897922503678373889 2017-08-16 16:46:22-04 @bnystedt @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates @nicolecieux i do not consent 16727 897921998600450050 2017-08-16 16:44:21-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan youtube, always takin pics 16728 897921424446431234 2017-08-16 16:42:04-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan this photoshop is deeply disturbing 16729 897921103565291521 2017-08-16 16:40:48-04 @JustinRYoung I suspect Lee's ghost still hasn't gotten over the idea of a black president 16730 897919854547582976 2017-08-16 16:35:50-04 @bnystedt @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates @nicolecieux you should be launched into the sun 16731 897918385966665728 2017-08-16 16:30:00-04 "Informative, enlightening, and frightening": Election officials at @EACgov meeting discuss recent security drill: https://t.co/wusFAEQ8uv 16732 897896582783401984 2017-08-16 15:03:22-04 @bnystedt @JoinTheSchwarz @kristenkbates @nicolecieux I hate this 16733 897895750146727936 2017-08-16 15:00:03-04 The president said something that wasn't true? https://t.co/4awtrKjDGv 16734 897893817952686080 2017-08-16 14:52:22-04 @KimZetter I see someone is watching the EAC meeting! 16735 897893676059418625 2017-08-16 14:51:49-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @JoinTheSchwarz is this the new "do porgs have balls" okay no we have to stop this 16736 897892908166197248 2017-08-16 14:48:46-04 @thedogist RAVEN 16737 897892761969582080 2017-08-16 14:48:11-04 @kristenkbates @JoinTheSchwarz @nicolecieux we're not doing a thread today 16738 897892083809177600 2017-08-16 14:45:29-04 @nicolecieux i know about the drugs 16739 897891987663278080 2017-08-16 14:45:06-04 @JoinTheSchwarz @nicolecieux this...is bad 16740 897891632225202176 2017-08-16 14:43:41-04 @nicolecieux drugs 16741 897890553337139206 2017-08-16 14:39:24-04 @jesseberney omfg 16742 897889941685981190 2017-08-16 14:36:58-04 @NoTheOtherLeft I would not call this meeting raucous 16743 897889593806204928 2017-08-16 14:35:35-04 @NoTheOtherLeft wat 16744 897889165542608910 2017-08-16 14:33:53-04 @EACgov EAC is currently holding a public meeting https://t.co/NXbUn6E7He where there has already been some cyber talk. Stay tuned for more on that. 16745 897888972181000207 2017-08-16 14:33:07-04 .@EACgov has released report on FY2016 election tech upgrade grants: https://t.co/IXIst2cUV3 https://t.co/0IveFxcVBU 16746 897885580566171648 2017-08-16 14:19:38-04 @JamesUrbaniak Also this is completely unrelated but I love you as M-OC on Freemaker Adventures 16747 897884000177582080 2017-08-16 14:13:22-04 @darth THE REFLECTIONS 16748 897881792316936193 2017-08-16 14:04:35-04 @LillianSkye_ the music works so well for this video i love it 16749 897881592223367168 2017-08-16 14:03:48-04 @TonyRomm JOBS! 16750 897881466910199808 2017-08-16 14:03:18-04 @ShandonFowler would make investigating HR violations really easy 16751 897881267403976705 2017-08-16 14:02:30-04 @libbycwatson you're wrong 16752 897880653911515136 2017-08-16 14:00:04-04 Recommend reading this thread. https://t.co/PkhKcof9Jf 16753 897880354236837889 2017-08-16 13:58:52-04 @KimZetter yeah, me too 16754 897880149223493633 2017-08-16 13:58:04-04 @JamesUrbaniak @justinjm1 Thank you James. I get 70% and Justin's 30% goes to @pressfreedom. 16755 897878140936224768 2017-08-16 13:50:05-04 @Duvisited Hey @MLevineReports — can Wray pull one of his agents off the SC team or would Mueller have to approve it? 16756 897877787377369088 2017-08-16 13:48:40-04 @justinjm1 literally me 16757 897877581332172806 2017-08-16 13:47:51-04 @justinjm1 idk man, overthinking things is the only thing I'm good at 16758 897876862017449984 2017-08-16 13:45:00-04 @justinjm1 plus they're not anti-him, they're anti-being-associated-with-him, but that won't fuel Obama-era negative spending/ads/etc. 16759 897876717167140864 2017-08-16 13:44:25-04 @justinjm1 without actual policy disagreement here I think the effect will be more muted than some others expect 16760 897876213447970824 2017-08-16 13:42:25-04 @justinjm1 that's fair, though I suspect he'll continue to get private kudos from some of them which may be enough to tamp down his embarrassment 16761 897875873910620160 2017-08-16 13:41:04-04 @dceiver that's a lot of nickels 16762 897875835146960897 2017-08-16 13:40:55-04 @IsaacDovere "the President and we" — interesting because it suggests this was a mutual decision (and that the CEOs don't want to anger Trump) 16763 897875609375965186 2017-08-16 13:40:01-04 @justinjm1 What's tangible about this if they continue to support his deregulatory agenda and push for even more business-friendly policies? 16764 897875435593359360 2017-08-16 13:39:20-04 @dceiver you're a real author challenge 16765 897875219767066624 2017-08-16 13:38:28-04 @JDKolassa what do you think, @darth? 16766 897875058173071362 2017-08-16 13:37:50-04 @dceiver dang jason 16767 897874509742690305 2017-08-16 13:35:39-04 @dceiver no but in the novel he listens to them and things happen differently 16768 897874423939825664 2017-08-16 13:35:19-04 @chaosbria @NoTheOtherLeft @mrbowers "no one knows how far i'll go" indeed 16769 897874311226249223 2017-08-16 13:34:52-04 @joshgerstein Don't forget Rudy Giuliani's outside cybersecurity advisory group! 16770 897874192628101120 2017-08-16 13:34:23-04 @eliotnelson I would legitimately read an alternative history novel based on the idea of Trump listening to Javanka at every turn. 16771 897873696626532356 2017-08-16 13:32:25-04 @darth @jonas1015119 christ oh lord 16772 897873437695332356 2017-08-16 13:31:23-04 @TheApexFan I'm sure that guy is completely fine and will return home to his kids 16773 897872877311098881 2017-08-16 13:29:10-04 @mollyesque just, damn it 16774 897872553217331200 2017-08-16 13:27:53-04 @eliotnelson . h what about washington f f p o 16775 897871861081657348 2017-08-16 13:25:07-04 @joshgerstein @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy i don't really carrot was bad, i just wanted to say it 16776 897871563487313921 2017-08-16 13:23:57-04 @eliotnelson . n e l s o corncob 16777 897871345492652032 2017-08-16 13:23:05-04 @eliotnelson much like a dog trying to run through a glass door 16778 897870712186261507 2017-08-16 13:20:34-04 @eliotnelson e l i o tbenghazi 16779 897870552051929091 2017-08-16 13:19:55-04 @eliotnelson eliot 16780 897870212447555584 2017-08-16 13:18:34-04 @joshgerstein @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy surprised the news didn't leek 16781 897870137159819269 2017-08-16 13:18:16-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy omg i forgot about that. man, we've had some good times in this here country 16782 897869682761506817 2017-08-16 13:16:28-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy i don't even know what this is 16783 897869624187998208 2017-08-16 13:16:14-04 @JaredRizzi damn it 16784 897868991032696833 2017-08-16 13:13:43-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy no answer? guess you chickened out 16785 897868659393167362 2017-08-16 13:12:24-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy can you quit noodling around 16786 897868267213250560 2017-08-16 13:10:51-04 @aedwardslevy ariel please we are a nation in crisis 16787 897868209197633537 2017-08-16 13:10:37-04 @MarisaKabas a ratio may form here 16788 897867301105651712 2017-08-16 13:07:00-04 @JohnHultquist @RobertMLee this gif is making me dizzy 16789 897866943784472577 2017-08-16 13:05:35-04 @darth a ship...a cup...a tweet... 16790 897866556788682752 2017-08-16 13:04:03-04 @pablohidalgo Was gonna say, this seems like a dream come true for you, and full circle in a way. 16791 897865880280997888 2017-08-16 13:01:22-04 @JoshuaGreen omfg 16792 897865853533917185 2017-08-16 13:01:15-04 @theglipper @CampbellSoupCo @esoltas https://t.co/PsD5Y949Vk 16793 897865553481801728 2017-08-16 13:00:04-04 Absolutely incredible https://t.co/H60iXKxBQy 16794 897865445432229888 2017-08-16 12:59:38-04 @darth I HAVE MANY TO TAKE YOUR PLACE https://t.co/ynXb4TJ44N 16795 897865279518232577 2017-08-16 12:58:58-04 @darth I HAVE MANY TO TAKE YOUR PLACE https://t.co/Thg3pbvgpp 16796 897862730190921729 2017-08-16 12:48:51-04 @TonyRomm holy shit 16797 897857936604745728 2017-08-16 12:29:48-04 @selenalarson christ 16798 897857850134982657 2017-08-16 12:29:27-04 @heathdwilliams a chance for zuvio #BePositiveIn4Words 16799 897850452011737088 2017-08-16 12:00:03-04 Wow. https://t.co/CCpNcDPI9O 16800 897848262887133184 2017-08-16 11:51:21-04 @philewing I'm extremely glad that so many of my tax dollars have gone toward this 16801 897835346754326528 2017-08-16 11:00:02-04 So real https://t.co/930HCj4GAM 16802 897831876244770816 2017-08-16 10:46:14-04 @maxpalas "DNC hackers" widely used as descriptor of those who hacked the DNC, like "bank thieves" 16803 897829047450947584 2017-08-16 10:35:00-04 @maxpalas It shouldn't! The shorthand is commonly used. Plus the screenshot adds the details. 16804 897828786032562176 2017-08-16 10:33:58-04 Also find this interesting: Ukraine gave the FBI some equipment through which 2016 phishing emails may have passed. https://t.co/WxNDaTEczD 16805 897828084531036160 2017-08-16 10:31:10-04 @bread08 . F BASICALLY YES K E N E W S 16806 897827286677835776 2017-08-16 10:28:00-04 This would have given the FBI increased confidence in CrowdStrike's DNC attribution even without direct access to the DNC's servers. 16807 897826778269589505 2017-08-16 10:25:59-04 NYT reports that Ukraine gave the FBI copies of its 2014 election servers—hacked by DNC hackers—prior to DNC attrib. https://t.co/T7svWt8JtO https://t.co/1FDMVZx0SK 16808 897816614397259776 2017-08-16 09:45:36-04 @ohheygreat @darth STRETCH 16809 897815796923211776 2017-08-16 09:42:21-04 @daveweigel sweet christ 16810 897814980124397568 2017-08-16 09:39:06-04 #FF @Olivianuzzi who does the things that most others won't do https://t.co/mzv1APietf 16811 897810649904029697 2017-08-16 09:21:54-04 @ohheygreat @darth idk but it's probably witchcraft 16812 897810351433142272 2017-08-16 09:20:42-04 @ohheygreat @darth SORRY BUT THIS FACE IS ILLEGAL AND PLEASE DELETE PLEASE DELETE ILLEGAL FACE TOO CUTE MUST GO 16813 897807607641014272 2017-08-16 09:09:48-04 @zackstanton @APBBlue How sweet the sound? So sweet. The sweetest, many are saying. 16814 897805145442050049 2017-08-16 09:00:01-04 --------> https://t.co/cAPCOweLPx 16815 897800044295987200 2017-08-16 08:39:45-04 @DannyPirtle19 Oh I won't 16816 897799675897675776 2017-08-16 08:38:17-04 @DannyPirtle19 Omg I missed this last night. DANNY! You are so sweet. 16817 897791092057309184 2017-08-16 08:04:11-04 @TomNamako @JaredRizzi (((transcript))) 16818 897790094584815616 2017-08-16 08:00:13-04 good morning globers and true believers alike 16819 897790088473714688 2017-08-16 08:00:11-04 @Wanderlustin it's okay saf i can't wait to meet your dad and talk about the flat earth with him 16820 897789853508808704 2017-08-16 07:59:15-04 @Wanderlustin . L A N G U FAKENEWS G A E F 16821 897789220730925056 2017-08-16 07:56:44-04 @Wanderlustin F A K E N E W SAF 16822 897661246748729344 2017-08-15 23:28:13-04 @SarahDemp @Wanderlustin i was busy discovering the truth of the flat earth 16823 897661104683405313 2017-08-15 23:27:39-04 @JennaMC_Laugh sad 16824 897660972189593606 2017-08-15 23:27:08-04 @JennaMC_Laugh join us 16825 897660829633523712 2017-08-15 23:26:34-04 @Wanderlustin @SarahDemp idk what happened, but also you can't PROVE that was my submission 16826 897660736549384192 2017-08-15 23:26:11-04 @Wanderlustin @SarahDemp holy shit i just saw these tweets i am sorry i missed them 16827 897660632689934336 2017-08-15 23:25:47-04 @Wanderlustin lololol 16828 897659535036489730 2017-08-15 23:21:25-04 okay goodnight to everyone especially my fellow flat-earth truthers 16829 897659297013911552 2017-08-15 23:20:28-04 @DougHageman omfg 16830 897659066788564994 2017-08-15 23:19:33-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ i feel like this gif is more you than any other gif is anyone else 16831 897658500310065153 2017-08-15 23:17:18-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ oh lord 16832 897658207283404800 2017-08-15 23:16:08-04 @AmesCG tysm 16833 897657522416492544 2017-08-15 23:13:25-04 @Wanderlustin *extremely obi-wan voice* now that's a name i've not heard in a long time... 16834 897657428921155586 2017-08-15 23:13:03-04 @Wanderlustin OH MY GOD IM SOBBING AT THIS POST IM ACTUALLY FULLY DEAD RIGHT NOW 16835 897657373719920644 2017-08-15 23:12:50-04 @anthonytaylor_ you are just begging to get kristen in here and restart that thread 16836 897657258649284610 2017-08-15 23:12:22-04 @erikmal here you go, tweeting, when you should never tweet 16837 897657209517207552 2017-08-15 23:12:11-04 @wesleysmorgan Fw: Fw: Re: Fw: Fw: Earth TRUTH! 16838 897657113048211457 2017-08-15 23:11:48-04 @Wanderlustin !!! :D !!!! 16839 897657091590172672 2017-08-15 23:11:42-04 @erikmal i especially meant you 16840 897657065509974016 2017-08-15 23:11:36-04 @wesleysmorgan i'm going to send a chain email to all my friends with this video 16841 897657017334157313 2017-08-15 23:11:25-04 @Wanderlustin i believe, saf, i believe. now can i meet ur dad 16842 897656944235859968 2017-08-15 23:11:07-04 @erikmal what did I say about @ing me 16843 897656835234295811 2017-08-15 23:10:41-04 @Wanderlustin wait saf i can change i can believe in the globular stuff for u 16844 897656722277507072 2017-08-15 23:10:14-04 @Mik3Ferguson @MarisaKabas spin out of here 16845 897656680477061120 2017-08-15 23:10:04-04 the Earth is flat do not @ me 16846 897656575627849734 2017-08-15 23:09:39-04 @ashleyfeinberg would you say he did nazi this coming 16847 897656365036044288 2017-08-15 23:08:49-04 @Mik3Ferguson @MarisaKabas this took a turn 16848 897656299114176512 2017-08-15 23:08:34-04 @wesleysmorgan I did not, but I read this and started cackling https://t.co/G4ATQO68ar 16849 897655960763760640 2017-08-15 23:07:13-04 @MarisaKabas i bet he has never met a woman in his life 16850 897655590469730304 2017-08-15 23:05:45-04 @MarisaKabas the glober or the friend? 16851 897655402342567936 2017-08-15 23:05:00-04 do NOT @ me with your globular theories, I don't want to hear them 16852 897654964138409986 2017-08-15 23:03:15-04 If any of you are globers please unfollow me now 16853 897654809930719233 2017-08-15 23:02:38-04 @MarisaKabas a total bozo 16854 897654596600049666 2017-08-15 23:01:48-04 @IsaacDovere this is one of the SAT prep examples they give 16855 897654149721890816 2017-08-15 23:00:01-04 I take it all back, everything is very good https://t.co/gmXoXoIGL1 16856 897654022634696706 2017-08-15 22:59:31-04 @HowellONeill @selenalarson @DannyPirtle19 get out 16857 897654007669370882 2017-08-15 22:59:27-04 @selenalarson @DannyPirtle19 yeah like the life events feature on facebook, but for twitter 16858 897653866543689728 2017-08-15 22:58:54-04 @selenalarson @DannyPirtle19 yeah i use likes as bookmarks 16859 897653528403091456 2017-08-15 22:57:33-04 @V1c60 @avgoins this is my favorite 16860 897653489731588096 2017-08-15 22:57:24-04 @Wanderlustin and yet our love is true 16861 897653095693516800 2017-08-15 22:55:50-04 @Wanderlustin oh ok nvm 16862 897652998897360896 2017-08-15 22:55:27-04 @Wanderlustin is alex ur bf 16863 897652759054487552 2017-08-15 22:54:29-04 @Wanderlustin saf ur my fave 16864 897652678259613697 2017-08-15 22:54:10-04 @Wanderlustin not necessarily 16865 897652613386207234 2017-08-15 22:53:55-04 @Wanderlustin who knows 16866 897652521791094784 2017-08-15 22:53:33-04 @Wanderlustin maybe i sent this one too, you don't know 16867 897652431730987009 2017-08-15 22:53:11-04 @Wanderlustin thx for responding to my message saf 16868 897652093565231105 2017-08-15 22:51:51-04 @DannyPirtle19 danny as you know i do not 'like' tweets but can you please compliment me 16869 897651618036035584 2017-08-15 22:49:57-04 @nicolecieux @DannyPirtle19 the most nicole compliment ever 16870 897650791162499072 2017-08-15 22:46:40-04 @johnastoehr I am not arguing that it is unfair or biased 16871 897650370679152641 2017-08-15 22:45:00-04 Just...remarkable. https://t.co/7wwJD0XxYl 16872 897646596048920578 2017-08-15 22:30:00-04 cc: @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/NvRjyXoeCk 16873 897636530709295107 2017-08-15 21:50:00-04 Trump privately said alt-right activists protesting statue removal were defending their "heritage." https://t.co/XMPZUDaEeH https://t.co/D5GGLhekkH 16874 897635272371748865 2017-08-15 21:45:00-04 Astounding lede in the paper of record, with the headline "Trump Gives White Supremacists an Unequivocal Boost." https://t.co/XMPZUCT2Q7 https://t.co/CH6EvKNuqC 16875 897633031741210624 2017-08-15 21:36:06-04 @ChuckWendig that isn't very nice 16876 897632590403952643 2017-08-15 21:34:21-04 @ChuckWendig hi chuck actually donald trump has not been president for a year yet, he was inaugurated on january 20 2017 which was earlier this year 16877 897631498198695936 2017-08-15 21:30:01-04 "Researchers who study extremist groups in the United States say there is no such thing as the 'alt-left.'" https://t.co/MbKrjHoOP9 16878 897630991275225089 2017-08-15 21:28:00-04 @nycsouthpaw https://t.co/uwhFdQAae1 16879 897629403001257984 2017-08-15 21:21:41-04 @MadelineRConway omfg 16880 897627770578186241 2017-08-15 21:15:12-04 @JATactor @PaulDePaola @MandyBu @kyle_newman @clubjade @bonniegrrl James! Miss you! Hope all is well. 16881 897627720942669824 2017-08-15 21:15:00-04 No. https://t.co/KwBvrcRNeM 16882 897623950729003009 2017-08-15 21:00:01-04 just the right amount of mackling here https://t.co/jiABodZoHI 16883 897620171552063489 2017-08-15 20:45:00-04 ¯\_(CYBER)_/¯ https://t.co/RCgAEMSfyC 16884 897616399148908544 2017-08-15 20:30:01-04 "Well, let me just put it this way — if they are, they are; if they’re not, they’re not." https://t.co/R8PADJve6y 16885 897615157576298496 2017-08-15 20:25:05-04 @jpscasteras @Carter_PE you usually don't look down when you're happy with how things are going 16886 897610278505984000 2017-08-15 20:05:41-04 @heathdwilliams lol 16887 897608862207016962 2017-08-15 20:00:04-04 There should be a dedicated Kelly camera during every Trump press conference from now on https://t.co/oqNkWdlHzH 16888 897608851809329154 2017-08-15 20:00:01-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @pablohidalgo note to self: get pablo to care more about cyber 16889 897608558820372480 2017-08-15 19:58:51-04 @Omarltl I agree 16890 897607731598766088 2017-08-15 19:55:34-04 @Wanderlustin it's great to be alive in the world 16891 897607695322279936 2017-08-15 19:55:25-04 @brianbeutler @daveweigel I feel like this is both wrong and getting more wrong with each passing month 16892 897607313397305344 2017-08-15 19:53:54-04 @Wanderlustin ahahahahahahahaa 16893 897607110581792770 2017-08-15 19:53:06-04 @lrozen no she's suggesting he do it 16894 897606991631220736 2017-08-15 19:52:38-04 dog-whistle bingo https://t.co/vd75Jblzji 16895 897605071856254976 2017-08-15 19:45:00-04 The United Nations Secretary General https://t.co/07L3U5yhR3 16896 897604237735186432 2017-08-15 19:41:41-04 @Wanderlustin @darth can you guess which message is mine 16897 897601894293569537 2017-08-15 19:32:22-04 @JesseLehrich @ddale8 the next NSC PC meeting is gonna be lit 16898 897601562524225537 2017-08-15 19:31:03-04 This is disgusting. https://t.co/JqVz4wrPcX 16899 897598782464045056 2017-08-15 19:20:00-04 Kelly using the press to warn Trump to knock it off https://t.co/m2LbvFuKZp 16900 897598636821012481 2017-08-15 19:19:26-04 @MatthewNussbaum N O R T H E R N A G G R ECONOMIC ANXIETY S S I O N 16901 897596710603685889 2017-08-15 19:11:47-04 White House Chief of Staff John Kelly is a retired Marine Corps general, btw. 16902 897595510311321601 2017-08-15 19:07:00-04 The Commandant of the Marine Corps is subtweeting the commander-in-chief because 2017 https://t.co/TiaL37REak 16903 897593756462993408 2017-08-15 19:00:02-04 unfathomably cute dog alert https://t.co/iIusWPbPZf 16904 897593150503620608 2017-08-15 18:57:38-04 @IsaacDovere https://t.co/OZ3z4RbkVV 16905 897593037232254977 2017-08-15 18:57:11-04 @chaosbria oh THAT 16906 897592611543945216 2017-08-15 18:55:29-04 @Madilorian nice hair 16907 897592551481520128 2017-08-15 18:55:15-04 @chaosbria omg tell me who it is you know I LIVE for the drama 16908 897590510545768448 2017-08-15 18:47:08-04 @IsaacDovere https://t.co/xtJdGyIquR 16909 897589329593327619 2017-08-15 18:42:27-04 @lrozen torched, lol 16910 897588138654216193 2017-08-15 18:37:43-04 @dceiver idk probably going out and living our lives and laughing and ... and ... ... *sobs uncontrollably* 16911 897587697728049153 2017-08-15 18:35:58-04 https://t.co/0QTuTXCXu0 16912 897587151453511680 2017-08-15 18:33:47-04 @dceiver d'awww thanks, i couldn't do it without the tidal wave of garbage that sweeps over this land every day 16913 897586614679080960 2017-08-15 18:31:39-04 @dceiver you have metrics for me? 16914 897586508475092992 2017-08-15 18:31:14-04 @dceiver what more do you want from me https://t.co/o4j79VoxfV 16915 897586187950600192 2017-08-15 18:29:58-04 @dceiver how so? 16916 897585632758956032 2017-08-15 18:27:45-04 @dceiver don't talk about my ass please 16917 897583950813704192 2017-08-15 18:21:04-04 Is this a joke? https://t.co/ZVlnBi91yU 16918 897583863437938689 2017-08-15 18:20:44-04 @ChuckWendig SNOOTBOOP 16919 897581523188232192 2017-08-15 18:11:26-04 @jimsciutto It says something that these are considered strong words and that their strength is considered unusual 16920 897580311395131397 2017-08-15 18:06:37-04 @chaosbria @kristenkbates Goddamnit 16921 897579605116301313 2017-08-15 18:03:48-04 @JaredRizzi I would say that's a shame except you're better off not knowing 16922 897579043637399552 2017-08-15 18:01:34-04 @NoTheOtherLeft https://t.co/hOX6oeYL0F 16923 897578985290432512 2017-08-15 18:01:20-04 (for reference: https://t.co/Afqip4SnjT) 16924 897578647980199936 2017-08-15 18:00:00-04 Sometimes the internet is Good. https://t.co/KSwZljSc1M 16925 897578005941415940 2017-08-15 17:57:27-04 @JaredRizzi It's 6pm shouldn't you be off drinking away your sorrows at being such a bad journalist 16926 897577655603789824 2017-08-15 17:56:03-04 @DannyPirtle19 Bith supremacist 16927 897576946200186880 2017-08-15 17:53:14-04 @JaredRizzi Thank you for this question. As I wrote in my college application essay, "A Critical Examination of Anakin Skywalker's Tactical Decision-Mak 16928 897575198635044864 2017-08-15 17:46:18-04 @petridishes Never ever leave Twitter I need you too much 16929 897574306011635712 2017-08-15 17:42:45-04 @petridishes PETRI 16930 897573577016455168 2017-08-15 17:39:51-04 @ChuckWendig @mediavandal @clubjade Wait ... that's not for the other folder is it 16931 897571098933338112 2017-08-15 17:30:00-04 Fact check: True. https://t.co/YNlVU0QCuE 16932 897570651262898180 2017-08-15 17:28:13-04 @jbarro @YellowstoneNPS are you exercise-shaming me 16933 897569845608419328 2017-08-15 17:25:01-04 @nycsouthpaw what is a high felony, is that a thing in the dog constitution 16934 897568162107072512 2017-08-15 17:18:20-04 @jbarro okay, this got a laugh 16935 897566994391629824 2017-08-15 17:13:42-04 @chaosbria well that's your choice i suppose 16936 897566446292807680 2017-08-15 17:11:31-04 @chaosbria read up from here https://t.co/2ZoYjTzHvF 16937 897565999045775362 2017-08-15 17:09:44-04 @chaosbria you missed a great thread today 16938 897565347385008128 2017-08-15 17:07:09-04 @dcbigjohn omg 16939 897565035022733314 2017-08-15 17:05:54-04 @blakehounshell omg I forgot he was about to bring Mick up. that makes this whole thing 1,000% better 16940 897564966194036737 2017-08-15 17:05:38-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate lololol 16941 897564892374470657 2017-08-15 17:05:20-04 @ashleyrgold I'm not that strong 16942 897564633900494849 2017-08-15 17:04:19-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate can you even read your mentions at this point 16943 897564571765952512 2017-08-15 17:04:04-04 @ashleyrgold i don't see you, are you here 16944 897564411778543616 2017-08-15 17:03:26-04 @ashleyrgold do you want me to throw dictionaries at you from across the newsroom 16945 897564358829461504 2017-08-15 17:03:13-04 @cspanJeremy @JaredRizzi @cspanRobin too perfect 16946 897564186275741697 2017-08-15 17:02:32-04 @ashleyrgold when will trump deliver a televised address on municipal broadband smh 16947 897564117686530048 2017-08-15 17:02:16-04 @eliotnelson I like how it sounds like reporters were the ones doing the actual incident response rather than just ... writing about it 16948 897563737283936256 2017-08-15 17:00:45-04 @eleventhirtyate okay now I think @Wanderlustin's tweet has topped my top tweet 16949 897563554416644096 2017-08-15 17:00:01-04 Annnnd scene. https://t.co/C6xckpFV8W 16950 897563406399660033 2017-08-15 16:59:26-04 @normative you're gonna get kicked out of libertarian club for this 16951 897560461197144064 2017-08-15 16:47:44-04 @darth is he going to join sean? 16952 897559880051171329 2017-08-15 16:45:25-04 @gregotto @WatermanReports always 16953 897559774643933184 2017-08-15 16:45:00-04 How is this real life https://t.co/IyImTbHgHB 16954 897559564488290304 2017-08-15 16:44:10-04 @gregotto @WatermanReports no like it's really good! you made it work for the moment 16955 897559205833560064 2017-08-15 16:42:45-04 @gregotto @WatermanReports the timeliness of this tweet is UNBELIEVABLE 16956 897556970441461762 2017-08-15 16:33:52-04 @mediavandal @clubjade cc: @ChuckWendig 16957 897556416642330625 2017-08-15 16:31:40-04 @RachAClark maybe we'd each get a HMG-mandated corgi 16958 897556218117541888 2017-08-15 16:30:52-04 @JennaMC_Laugh my favorite harry potter scene, made better by the fact that danrad was extremely drunk when they filmed it 16959 897556001125089280 2017-08-15 16:30:01-04 I wonder if that will be a turning point for Tru—*is hit in the face with an enormous mackerel* 16960 897555918501666818 2017-08-15 16:29:41-04 @JennaMC_Laugh yep 16961 897555621305823232 2017-08-15 16:28:30-04 @JennaMC_Laugh YUP 16962 897554927077216256 2017-08-15 16:25:45-04 @MatthewNussbaum so, extremely 2017, then 16963 897554782117933056 2017-08-15 16:25:10-04 @jeffzeleny omfg 16964 897554740220907520 2017-08-15 16:25:00-04 So, John Kelly's face here. https://t.co/h8hzWY6D90 16965 897554365845823490 2017-08-15 16:23:31-04 @darth YES 16966 897554151193722880 2017-08-15 16:22:40-04 @TonyRomm lollllllllllllll 16967 897553874042617856 2017-08-15 16:21:33-04 I just https://t.co/cDp4uB0kAS 16968 897553194309517317 2017-08-15 16:18:51-04 "You had a lot of bad people in the other group," Trump says of counter-protesters in Charlottesville. 16969 897552934254379013 2017-08-15 16:17:49-04 Trump says there were "fine" people "on both sides" of Charlottesville. 16970 897552744826888192 2017-08-15 16:17:04-04 "I think there's blame on both sides," Trump says twice. 16971 897552520486236161 2017-08-15 16:16:11-04 @gregotto lol 16972 897552091174010881 2017-08-15 16:14:28-04 The entire newsroom is riveted to the TVs right now. https://t.co/IoKktmFGhn 16973 897552020944584705 2017-08-15 16:14:12-04 @maggieNYT 16974 897551521792970752 2017-08-15 16:12:13-04 Trump just said, "We'll see what happens with Mr. Bannon." Said "He's not a racist. He's a good person." 16975 897551072247644160 2017-08-15 16:10:25-04 @eleventhirtyate @brian_nov @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt she was right, and boy do I know it 16976 897551032334647297 2017-08-15 16:10:16-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt you don't have enough money 16977 897550751752491011 2017-08-15 16:09:09-04 @josephfcox hahahahaha i love this so much 16978 897550583485186048 2017-08-15 16:08:29-04 @ditzkoff omg 16979 897550411728642051 2017-08-15 16:07:48-04 "When I make a statement, I like to be correct." – President Donald Trump just now 16980 897550078000418817 2017-08-15 16:06:28-04 @brian_nov @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt since forever. i love anatomy. 16981 897549958441705472 2017-08-15 16:06:00-04 @nycsouthpaw is this your photo? 16982 897549866750140416 2017-08-15 16:05:38-04 @eleventhirtyate it's true tho 16983 897549832872767488 2017-08-15 16:05:30-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt you are bad and the rodfather is not a thing and you and darth are going to prison probably for something or other 16984 897549749720666114 2017-08-15 16:05:10-04 @brian_nov @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt that's not what it means 16985 897548457052909568 2017-08-15 16:00:02-04 omfg https://t.co/IfJWv0bePf https://t.co/noNu2Kf8TG 16986 897547884433952768 2017-08-15 15:57:45-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt I haven't had a lemonade stand in years. You, on the other hand, are as sour as the lemons I squeezed into juice. 16987 897547461270568960 2017-08-15 15:56:05-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt you can't spin this around you old fool 16988 897547368270135296 2017-08-15 15:55:42-04 @eleventhirtyate @Madfall @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost https://t.co/Vgyd0m6Nql 16989 897546956985204736 2017-08-15 15:54:04-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt I am and I don't 16990 897546774025523200 2017-08-15 15:53:21-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt who is that 16991 897546718698516483 2017-08-15 15:53:08-04 @maggieNYT Ooooh, they have a terrace 16992 897546355844849664 2017-08-15 15:51:41-04 @ashleyfeinberg Would be hilarious if people kept coming and going while he was addressing the nation. 16993 897546328716320768 2017-08-15 15:51:35-04 @ashleyfeinberg This leads me to wonder if they'll stop the elevators for the duration of the press conference. 16994 897546223997128709 2017-08-15 15:51:10-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt I mean...that doesn't exist 16995 897545798363348993 2017-08-15 15:49:28-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt HE IS NOT A DOCTOR 16996 897545770517311488 2017-08-15 15:49:21-04 @eleventhirtyate lawl 16997 897545246086537216 2017-08-15 15:47:16-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt he is not a journalist 16998 897544536918044673 2017-08-15 15:44:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt if they really are. but you're not. 16999 897544360044003328 2017-08-15 15:43:45-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt you never told me what you imagined the cyberbabies lounge to be 17000 897544150924636160 2017-08-15 15:42:55-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt they don't have to, but they can if they want to 17001 897544100181823488 2017-08-15 15:42:43-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt you cant just do that 17002 897543970594713602 2017-08-15 15:42:12-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt i neither live nor die wow 17003 897543944401068033 2017-08-15 15:42:06-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt chuck is not the media 17004 897543910527991808 2017-08-15 15:41:58-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt i am a great journalist 17005 897543595695067136 2017-08-15 15:40:43-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt I DONT PLAY WOW 17006 897543325217161216 2017-08-15 15:39:38-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt kristen, chuck and i are doing a thing, please don't intercede 17007 897543096224927745 2017-08-15 15:38:44-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt neither is making things up which is what you are doing about me rn 17008 897542945775157249 2017-08-15 15:38:08-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt no that's a thing 17009 897542826774347776 2017-08-15 15:37:40-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt if journalism tongues are real, prove it 17010 897542662340956160 2017-08-15 15:37:00-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt it's social media shorthand 17011 897542571517517825 2017-08-15 15:36:39-04 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates WHY, I, I JUST, WHAT, I, WHY 17012 897542434057539587 2017-08-15 15:36:06-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt there is no such thing 17013 897542281057710080 2017-08-15 15:35:29-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt i know lots of stuffs 17014 897542232483299328 2017-08-15 15:35:18-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt chuck i don't play WoW and never have please link to when you were up for the pulitzer prize citations are a v imptnt part of journalism 17015 897542147511119872 2017-08-15 15:34:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt OMFG 17016 897542051079700481 2017-08-15 15:34:35-04 @ChuckWendig @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt THESE ARE NOT WORDS 17017 897541822758694912 2017-08-15 15:33:40-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt you have not been up for it 17018 897541804786151424 2017-08-15 15:33:36-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt danny didn't you unsubscribe from this thread? 17019 897541747345108994 2017-08-15 15:33:22-04 @DarthInternous cyber? 17020 897541721617301504 2017-08-15 15:33:16-04 @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates chuck, in your mind, what is the cyber babies lounge like 17021 897541629627711488 2017-08-15 15:32:54-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt chuck have you won a single pulitzer 17022 897541320641785860 2017-08-15 15:31:41-04 @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates there are no journalism streets there are just streets you are just saying words 17023 897541159823843328 2017-08-15 15:31:02-04 @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates i...am absolutely stunned that you think these are words 17024 897541012805079040 2017-08-15 15:30:27-04 @maxpalas @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @darth @theglipper @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @bnystedt please delete 17025 897540764174962688 2017-08-15 15:29:28-04 @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates that is wrong 17026 897540744776495107 2017-08-15 15:29:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 @maxpalas @ChuckWendig @darth @theglipper @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt honestly yes 17027 897540330244984832 2017-08-15 15:27:44-04 @DannyPirtle19 @maxpalas @ChuckWendig @darth @theglipper @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt you're all so bad 17028 897540211718201348 2017-08-15 15:27:16-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth @moleek22 @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt oh, it exacts a cost alright 17029 897540110178058240 2017-08-15 15:26:52-04 @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates chuck, how would you define journalism 17030 897539885178945541 2017-08-15 15:25:58-04 @kristenkbates @darth @moleek22 @ChuckWendig @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt it is getting harder and harder to justify this site's existence 17031 897539458387632128 2017-08-15 15:24:17-04 @ChuckWendig @moleek22 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates please...please...please just go write a book 17032 897538746698129408 2017-08-15 15:21:27-04 @mikeryan @ChuckWendig @darth @theglipper @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt oh god not you too 17033 897538698849525761 2017-08-15 15:21:15-04 @Madfall @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost WHY ARE RANDOM PEOPLE ROASTING ME THIS IS NOT WHAT I WANTED FROM TUESDAY 17034 897538410914746368 2017-08-15 15:20:07-04 @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @theglipper @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @heathdwilliams @bnystedt that's not kitster 17035 897537902636396544 2017-08-15 15:18:06-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @theglipper @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt kitster is an unsung hero of star war 17036 897537604559659008 2017-08-15 15:16:55-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates you're in rubble the rubble of this thread when i destroy it out of anger 17037 897537510678695936 2017-08-15 15:16:32-04 @darth @theglipper @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt pls darth pls 17038 897537488255766528 2017-08-15 15:16:27-04 @maxpalas @kristenkbates @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt this is violence 17039 897537332747935746 2017-08-15 15:15:50-04 @darth @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt darth i am being slandered 17040 897537193157292032 2017-08-15 15:15:16-04 @eleventhirtyate @ChrisHSwift @manraysky @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost probably "why do they call him website" 17041 897533914230788096 2017-08-15 15:02:15-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates the empire strikes back wasn't very good 17042 897533826674696192 2017-08-15 15:01:54-04 @ashleyfeinberg (((fein(((berg)))))) 17043 897533581500833794 2017-08-15 15:00:55-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates better than when we met? 17044 897533409869877250 2017-08-15 15:00:14-04 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates WHY WHY WHYYYYY 17045 897532216993087490 2017-08-15 14:55:30-04 @darth @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates darth please 17046 897531660320813056 2017-08-15 14:53:17-04 Why can't I stop laughing https://t.co/U0kHVE9zvk 17047 897531309064675329 2017-08-15 14:51:54-04 @kristenkbates @manraysky @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost sartre was right. hell IS other people 17048 897531229800734720 2017-08-15 14:51:35-04 @dmccabe @TonyRomm great photo of tony 17049 897530520988524544 2017-08-15 14:48:46-04 @manraysky @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost so many terrible alliances are being formed this day 17050 897530401043959808 2017-08-15 14:48:17-04 @kristenkbates @manraysky @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost no you're kristen 17051 897530338737623041 2017-08-15 14:48:02-04 @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates this is not how i wanted this thread to go 17052 897529497616093184 2017-08-15 14:44:42-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello i'm old 17053 897529308964638721 2017-08-15 14:43:57-04 @kristenkbates @manraysky @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost kristen. 17054 897529068849172480 2017-08-15 14:42:59-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello what does this mean 17055 897528920660221952 2017-08-15 14:42:24-04 @manraysky @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost omg can you get pablo to make this canon 17056 897526822954553345 2017-08-15 14:34:04-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello screw you, i'd make a great harry potter 17057 897526775441494016 2017-08-15 14:33:53-04 @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello this is so bad 17058 897526100657623040 2017-08-15 14:31:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost thank god 17059 897526086833242112 2017-08-15 14:31:08-04 @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello WHY DO SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE PHOTOSHOP 17060 897526019984437248 2017-08-15 14:30:53-04 @admiraljello uncreative way out of this 17061 897525964007190531 2017-08-15 14:30:39-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I've never been to other planets... 17062 897525896210415619 2017-08-15 14:30:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost good. nobody here wants to hear about porg sex 17063 897525825666510849 2017-08-15 14:30:06-04 @admiraljello and after they laughed what did you say next? 17064 897525771513757697 2017-08-15 14:29:53-04 @kristenkbates @darth @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost you excel at that 17065 897525696779755521 2017-08-15 14:29:35-04 @admiraljello this is too perfect please tell me you explained why your phone was buzzing literally nonstop 17066 897525544710963201 2017-08-15 14:28:59-04 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost kristen? 17067 897525223670546434 2017-08-15 14:27:43-04 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost from whom 17068 897525167878008833 2017-08-15 14:27:29-04 @eleventhirtyate @darth @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost oh god no 17069 897525117240180738 2017-08-15 14:27:17-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost LOL 17070 897524842878160897 2017-08-15 14:26:12-04 @darth @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost oh god, darth talking to kristen is basically my version of hell 17071 897524793951608832 2017-08-15 14:26:00-04 @mrbowers @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost i don't lick things 17072 897524761391247360 2017-08-15 14:25:52-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost sad 17073 897524728285601793 2017-08-15 14:25:45-04 @eleventhirtyate @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost you're trying to trick me but it won't work, i'm too smart 17074 897524350353592325 2017-08-15 14:24:14-04 @eleventhirtyate @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost it's like how many licks it takes to get to the center of the thing the world will never know 17075 897524263363719168 2017-08-15 14:23:54-04 @kristenkbates @mrbowers @DannyPirtle19 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost WOW 17076 897524209894797313 2017-08-15 14:23:41-04 @eleventhirtyate @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost that's...not how this works 17077 897523686550511617 2017-08-15 14:21:36-04 @eleventhirtyate @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I can't begin to tell you how not worth it that is 17078 897523615079563264 2017-08-15 14:21:19-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost if you think this is journalism I'd hate to see your definition of #fakenews 17079 897523059787169792 2017-08-15 14:19:07-04 @eleventhirtyate @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I will NEVER 17080 897522993169092608 2017-08-15 14:18:51-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost i wish you were nice to me 17081 897522557871693826 2017-08-15 14:17:07-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I HAAAAAATE YOU 17082 897522364270956544 2017-08-15 14:16:21-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost DARTH THIS IS HONESTLY THE WORST THING YOU HAVE EVER DONE 17083 897521895918239744 2017-08-15 14:14:29-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @darth @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost tears are streaming down my face 17084 897521649368616960 2017-08-15 14:13:31-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I prefer it not on the internet at all 17085 897520607717412864 2017-08-15 14:09:22-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost AGONIZINGLY WORSE STOP IT 17086 897520194368798721 2017-08-15 14:07:44-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost GAH YES THAT PHOTO 17087 897519489587314688 2017-08-15 14:04:56-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I'm a fan of both, and I would love to get brunch with you, but first you must cease all nuclear missile tests and tweeting of that photo 17088 897518904725176320 2017-08-15 14:02:36-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost that's not a word and you need to go back to writing dumb books 17089 897518763423215618 2017-08-15 14:02:02-04 @admiraljello A CONDO BOARD MEETING 17090 897518658976710656 2017-08-15 14:01:38-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost you are an insult to the very idea of decency, love, and truth 17091 897518567742156800 2017-08-15 14:01:16-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost YOU ARE JUST LOOKING AT PICTURES I HAVE TWEETED 17092 897518533013360641 2017-08-15 14:01:08-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost all of you need lives 17093 897518441527205891 2017-08-15 14:00:46-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost i cannot believe my life has come to this 17094 897518253781766145 2017-08-15 14:00:01-04 .@Olivianuzzi with the cutting asides https://t.co/u0By52laTw https://t.co/cQggz5h3mb 17095 897518173125259264 2017-08-15 13:59:42-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost okay but what about *really really good* porn spam? 17096 897517919374118913 2017-08-15 13:58:41-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost yeah but are you signed up for the best porn spam? 17097 897517870359474178 2017-08-15 13:58:30-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost you're just taking things from my twitter. 17098 897517556109627392 2017-08-15 13:57:15-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost actually this is good, send me things so i have your numbers and can sign you up for porn spam 17099 897517046803648512 2017-08-15 13:55:13-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost that's a very cute dog 17100 897516956328263680 2017-08-15 13:54:52-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost kristen 17101 897516783409692672 2017-08-15 13:54:10-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost HEATH 17102 897516756356542464 2017-08-15 13:54:04-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz what a frickin nerd 17103 897516706695925760 2017-08-15 13:53:52-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost if you've met her, tell me what her best trick is 17104 897516590568288258 2017-08-15 13:53:24-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig no 17105 897515286127140868 2017-08-15 13:48:13-04 @HowellONeill @ASankin ahahaahahahhahaha 17106 897514798224723968 2017-08-15 13:46:17-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig oh nvm i thought you were responding to this https://t.co/enHdFytlfS 17107 897514609652969472 2017-08-15 13:45:32-04 @ASankin wow way to brag that you can read the economist dot com 17108 897514503822290944 2017-08-15 13:45:07-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig ... ... ... ... ... 17109 897514357336281089 2017-08-15 13:44:32-04 @bnystedt @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig awww bren 17110 897514328781357057 2017-08-15 13:44:25-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost you have never met and will never meet maddie 17111 897514228302716929 2017-08-15 13:44:01-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig idk who dave is 17112 897514099944415234 2017-08-15 13:43:31-04 @bnystedt @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig extremely unwelcome* 17113 897514000254152707 2017-08-15 13:43:07-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost no tbh 17114 897513883480543233 2017-08-15 13:42:39-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig bad* 17115 897513849171173377 2017-08-15 13:42:31-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig yeah yeah...thirstyass mfer 17116 897513821245517824 2017-08-15 13:42:24-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost kristen you know that's not how it works 17117 897513759455006720 2017-08-15 13:42:09-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig you are trying so hard to get Wendig's attention 17118 897513693415706625 2017-08-15 13:41:54-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost many people do 17119 897513494416896005 2017-08-15 13:41:06-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost someone who wants to get news tips 17120 897513188002070528 2017-08-15 13:39:53-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I mean who tf uses Outlook as their primary email anymore 17121 897512950390456321 2017-08-15 13:38:57-04 @ditzkoff congrats on your job as the troll under the bridge in every children's book 17122 897512542553165824 2017-08-15 13:37:19-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost well that makes sense 17123 897512511041351680 2017-08-15 13:37:12-04 @ditzkoff are you subbing in for "taylor swift sketches" here... 17124 897512196380516352 2017-08-15 13:35:57-04 @heathdwilliams we were all so young 17125 897512143444201474 2017-08-15 13:35:44-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost but maybe...i've been likely in your heart all along 17126 897512082383527938 2017-08-15 13:35:30-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig DAMN IT NO 17127 897511998925287426 2017-08-15 13:35:10-04 @heathdwilliams remember the start of this thread https://t.co/lagndMcsKq 17128 897511691164033024 2017-08-15 13:33:56-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig i did say this, yes 17129 897511640907882496 2017-08-15 13:33:44-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost seems unlikely but ok 17130 897511582334414849 2017-08-15 13:33:30-04 @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost witchcraft 17131 897511514109771780 2017-08-15 13:33:14-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @ChuckWendig love that you're leaving the chyron intact 17132 897511349378572290 2017-08-15 13:32:35-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost you're a good thread 17133 897511289261568001 2017-08-15 13:32:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost also he's no longer in this thread. fixing that: @ChuckWendig okay everyone please reply from here thx 17134 897511189718204416 2017-08-15 13:31:57-04 @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost he's not a VIP 17135 897511014060699648 2017-08-15 13:31:15-04 @kristenkbates @JoinTheSchwarz @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost don't I always 17136 897510944422670336 2017-08-15 13:30:58-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost what i love about this, tho, is that my name is still in the chyron 17137 897510840764682242 2017-08-15 13:30:34-04 @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost I CC them into good threads. This thread is like if a garbage truck crashed into a train carrying spent nuclear fuel rods. 17138 897510591362990082 2017-08-15 13:29:34-04 @aedwardslevy the grammar of that question kills me 17139 897510408738791426 2017-08-15 13:28:51-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost he's way ahead of u 17140 897510338651926531 2017-08-15 13:28:34-04 @bnystedt @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost NOBODY cc rian into this thread 17141 897510289091985408 2017-08-15 13:28:22-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost yes 17142 897510257521553408 2017-08-15 13:28:14-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost hahahahahahah oh my god what 17143 897510182699360256 2017-08-15 13:27:57-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost i'm wearing a tie... 17144 897510058292019200 2017-08-15 13:27:27-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @Wolfesghost maybe 17145 897509983381803010 2017-08-15 13:27:09-04 @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost correct 17146 897509947268837377 2017-08-15 13:27:01-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @heathdwilliams we're like the garm bel iblis and mon mothma of the bean rebellion 17147 897509828532240384 2017-08-15 13:26:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost fucking christ 17148 897509723062382597 2017-08-15 13:26:07-04 @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost the same reason people volunteer to serve in war 17149 897509587498278914 2017-08-15 13:25:35-04 @heyjenbartel i am dead 17150 897509522335559681 2017-08-15 13:25:19-04 @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost oh, brendan, welcome 17151 897509491784257536 2017-08-15 13:25:12-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost not professional enough 17152 897509362515804160 2017-08-15 13:24:41-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost sure sure 17153 897509348213215232 2017-08-15 13:24:38-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @Wolfesghost PHEW 17154 897509210879119360 2017-08-15 13:24:05-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost omfg i actually like this 17155 897509061343707136 2017-08-15 13:23:29-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @anthonytaylor_ @admiraljello @heathdwilliams kristen 17156 897509038988156928 2017-08-15 13:23:24-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost you just really love the word 'cloaca' 17157 897509015101612032 2017-08-15 13:23:18-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @heathdwilliams anthony, you know your opinion is bad if i side with kristen to disagree with it 17158 897508904975966208 2017-08-15 13:22:52-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams maddie will never know, but even if she did, she would be very happy 17159 897508851632795648 2017-08-15 13:22:39-04 cc: @realDonaldTrump https://t.co/DC8TaQeOHy 17160 897508740613754880 2017-08-15 13:22:13-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost you're just trying to goad him into shopping me 17161 897508576725479424 2017-08-15 13:21:34-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams like your account being deleted 17162 897508518479187968 2017-08-15 13:21:20-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams wat 17163 897508390305488896 2017-08-15 13:20:49-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams if we met, bad things would happen 17164 897508344411414529 2017-08-15 13:20:38-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams threat* 17165 897508294843146241 2017-08-15 13:20:27-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost heath leave it closed 17166 897508246684147713 2017-08-15 13:20:15-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams this is a thread 17167 897508220683661312 2017-08-15 13:20:09-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams true, i'm actively avoiding that 17168 897508139792314369 2017-08-15 13:19:50-04 @aedwardslevy seems like your tweets are meant for many sides 17169 897508042878660608 2017-08-15 13:19:26-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost phew 17170 897507991099985920 2017-08-15 13:19:14-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @anthonytaylor_ @admiraljello @heathdwilliams you mock me? 17171 897507907159433216 2017-08-15 13:18:54-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost heath, you're cool, you can stay 17172 897507864314613761 2017-08-15 13:18:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams oh i'm gonna meet you 17173 897507808723292161 2017-08-15 13:18:31-04 @blakehounshell great movie 17174 897507703932768257 2017-08-15 13:18:06-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @Wolfesghost @heathdwilliams i regret ever meeting you all 17175 897507649897594880 2017-08-15 13:17:53-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ @admiraljello @heathdwilliams i am 17176 897507376533839873 2017-08-15 13:16:48-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @anthonytaylor_ @admiraljello @heathdwilliams that's actually untrue 17177 897507188603846657 2017-08-15 13:16:03-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @admiraljello @heathdwilliams now YOU've crossed a line 17178 897507098950598656 2017-08-15 13:15:41-04 @kristenkbates @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello @heathdwilliams you've crossed a line 17179 897507068176977921 2017-08-15 13:15:34-04 @chuck415 @darth @dog_rates good LORD 17180 897506940150063106 2017-08-15 13:15:04-04 @eleventhirtyate @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams hi anthony we're talking about balls 17181 897506884768464896 2017-08-15 13:14:50-04 @dceiver this is both true, good, and on-brand for me 17182 897506844742221824 2017-08-15 13:14:41-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @admiraljello do it 17183 897506834059231232 2017-08-15 13:14:38-04 @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams YES 17184 897506596921769984 2017-08-15 13:13:42-04 @dceiver are there still confederate soldiers? 17185 897506417938223104 2017-08-15 13:12:59-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams omfg 17186 897506302745825280 2017-08-15 13:12:32-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams hmm not seeing it dan 17187 897506268818149376 2017-08-15 13:12:24-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams did you not know about ducks having corkscrew penises? (ha ha, "screw") 17188 897506111963754502 2017-08-15 13:11:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams seems like you are 17189 897506075318120448 2017-08-15 13:11:37-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams SPACE CLOACA is the name of the next @ChuckWendig SW novel 17190 897506023778508806 2017-08-15 13:11:25-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams then google bird balls! 17191 897505958338981889 2017-08-15 13:11:09-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams wait...danny...are you saying birds randomly have penises? like a bird is born and oh hey it has a penis! like that? 17192 897505764587302912 2017-08-15 13:10:23-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams i am not a child you are a child 17193 897505656604958721 2017-08-15 13:09:58-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 danny ignore kristen but answer my question 17194 897505602657820672 2017-08-15 13:09:45-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams i will remember this when next you tweet something inappropriate 17195 897505284834426880 2017-08-15 13:08:29-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams you're oddly specific 17196 897505050456723458 2017-08-15 13:07:33-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello exactly smh 17197 897505019225923585 2017-08-15 13:07:26-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 hey danny do porgs have testicles 17198 897504967203868672 2017-08-15 13:07:13-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams damn it i replied to the wrong tweet here 17199 897504796122517504 2017-08-15 13:06:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams how are you at work you are a website 17200 897504392655413248 2017-08-15 13:04:56-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams i just threw up the last seven meals I ate 17201 897504146772721664 2017-08-15 13:03:58-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams I really was not 17202 897503934121521152 2017-08-15 13:03:07-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @admiraljello oh ffs 17203 897503885933203457 2017-08-15 13:02:55-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams kristen i'm not a child 17204 897503723974348803 2017-08-15 13:02:17-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams I for one was not 17205 897503375268257792 2017-08-15 13:00:54-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams i would never discourage you from being creative 17206 897503310252396544 2017-08-15 13:00:38-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate i mean, seems like kristen is the one getting off 17207 897503106967027712 2017-08-15 12:59:50-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams i mean, you probably *can*, it just wouldn't be comfortable 17208 897503020652482560 2017-08-15 12:59:29-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams KRISTEN 17209 897502336838287360 2017-08-15 12:56:46-04 @kristenkbates @admiraljello @heathdwilliams the best thing about this porg photo is that the porg looks newly bemused in literally every photoshop even though it's the same photo 17210 897502058005188608 2017-08-15 12:55:40-04 @admiraljello @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams kristen would probably love that [inappropriate insinuation] 17211 897501920297836544 2017-08-15 12:55:07-04 @Hello_Tailor i report on tech but i am most certainly not in tech, a term reserved for valley bros 17212 897501265445310465 2017-08-15 12:52:31-04 @Hello_Tailor also how DARE you describe me as being In Tech 17213 897501218653650945 2017-08-15 12:52:19-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams as we all know, @kristenkbates will be in porgatory forever marinating in it 17214 897501110327320577 2017-08-15 12:51:54-04 @Hello_Tailor sounds like women can't have it all after all 17215 897500280886919168 2017-08-15 12:48:36-04 @Hello_Tailor that's why i steal all mine from the display bottles at the mall 17216 897500157582884865 2017-08-15 12:48:06-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams there it is 17217 897499809912725509 2017-08-15 12:46:44-04 @Hello_Tailor you're not...supposed...to drink perfume? 17218 897498638166798336 2017-08-15 12:42:04-04 @jbyttow @darth sweet christ 17219 897498443211460608 2017-08-15 12:41:18-04 @heathdwilliams let's be clear, you're not getting out 17220 897498017934131200 2017-08-15 12:39:36-04 @heathdwilliams october is forever away when you consider that we could all be dead by then 17221 897495603684552704 2017-08-15 12:30:01-04 Why? https://t.co/hzQpFS7fsY 17222 897494466843615232 2017-08-15 12:25:30-04 @daveweigel interesting content creation strategy here 17223 897494053809528836 2017-08-15 12:23:51-04 @darth @evansknight @selenalarson @Dearth awkward 17224 897490286275899393 2017-08-15 12:08:53-04 @wondwritworld awwwwwwwww 17225 897489782892371970 2017-08-15 12:06:53-04 @juliehubs @darth julie it is ok i saw it bc of darth 17226 897489729788284928 2017-08-15 12:06:40-04 @theCarrieNugent yep 17227 897489228673802242 2017-08-15 12:04:41-04 @selenalarson @darth i am a victim here 17228 897488843628314624 2017-08-15 12:03:09-04 @juliehubs @darth belle...hello 17229 897488735092305922 2017-08-15 12:02:43-04 @darth @selenalarson darth...why 17230 897488064989216768 2017-08-15 12:00:03-04 LITERALLY nothing in the world is better than this https://t.co/9dF2s6rJ7k 17231 897487937138561024 2017-08-15 11:59:33-04 @selenalarson @darth why not 17232 897487904565592064 2017-08-15 11:59:25-04 @libbycwatson Now that Libby Watson of Splinter has resigned from President's Meme Council,she will have more time to TWEET VIDS OF DIGBY SNIFFING THINGS! 17233 897487576348708865 2017-08-15 11:58:07-04 @darth @selenalarson I've gone longer than that without leaving my apartment, smh what is the big deal 17234 897442762798153728 2017-08-15 09:00:02-04 This story is by @AliWatkins in @politico, which Trump has called “really dishonest," "pure scum," and "not read or respected by many" https://t.co/3Rxgzz1wBW 17235 897472960704823296 2017-08-15 11:00:02-04 on many sides https://t.co/M6QvpMXPl6 17236 897472958121345028 2017-08-15 11:00:02-04 FTC settles with Uber over misleading privacy and security claims. Uber has to pass audits and add new protections. https://t.co/GOUP5w1Ema https://t.co/ow1Vc68dRo 17237 897470394235576323 2017-08-15 10:49:50-04 @clubjade @PaulDePaola @MandyBu @kyle_newman @JATactor @bonniegrrl 10 17238 897469135533244417 2017-08-15 10:44:50-04 @clubjade @PaulDePaola @MandyBu @kyle_newman @JATactor @bonniegrrl LOOK AT ALL OF US 17239 897466669492314112 2017-08-15 10:35:02-04 @eleventhirtyate you know, I should have anticipated this 17240 897466474754912256 2017-08-15 10:34:16-04 @kelseylh appropriately emphatic language 17241 897466136530477056 2017-08-15 10:32:55-04 @kelseylh hahahahahahah 17242 897465650087645184 2017-08-15 10:30:59-04 @eleventhirtyate I had one that was bigger but Favstar won't show you your top tweet unless you pay for its Pro service :| 17243 897463359775309824 2017-08-15 10:21:53-04 @eleventhirtyate oh, I take it back, Favstar reminds me that I had these two https://t.co/xYVGKjuLp4 https://t.co/HoZdij00BU 17244 897461527833399297 2017-08-15 10:14:36-04 @eleventhirtyate that's not viral, that's fairly standard for someone with my follower count; you need true virality to get to Saf's numbers 17245 897461007144112128 2017-08-15 10:12:32-04 @eleventhirtyate her tweet is more viral than anything i've ever tweeted 17246 897448669158363136 2017-08-15 09:23:31-04 @jesseberney 2/10 17247 897447344794288128 2017-08-15 09:18:15-04 @nicolecieux @heathdwilliams @ChrisWerms @admiraljello @DelReyStarWars thank you heath 17248 897445609275351040 2017-08-15 09:11:21-04 @JaredRizzi SO GOOD 17249 897443513507491841 2017-08-15 09:03:01-04 @AliWatkins @politico Also: "considered by many in the world of politics to be the dumbest and most slanted of the political sites" https://t.co/208qQOHsUa https://t.co/k1yBARThSR 17250 897441725664440320 2017-08-15 08:55:55-04 @chaosbria @Wanderlustin @brian_nov You just can't do that with the Safster 17251 897439748150767616 2017-08-15 08:48:04-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @chaosbria Actually I think you did a groot job 17252 897439078609825792 2017-08-15 08:45:24-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @chaosbria Jesus Saf 17253 897425694271180800 2017-08-15 07:52:13-04 @JaredRizzi @juliamacfarlane dang 17254 897425391702429696 2017-08-15 07:51:01-04 @JaredRizzi @juliamacfarlane Didn't say I was. Said it was possible. 17255 897425078379569152 2017-08-15 07:49:46-04 @juliamacfarlane @JaredRizzi It's also possible I'm three koala bears in a trenchcoat 17256 897424959856881664 2017-08-15 07:49:18-04 @Wanderlustin I love u Saf 17257 897424655157518338 2017-08-15 07:48:05-04 @Wanderlustin I mean, probably 17258 897424241586524160 2017-08-15 07:46:27-04 *John Kelly arrives at work and sprints upstairs* https://t.co/Vw36UuPNmN 17259 897422744241004544 2017-08-15 07:40:30-04 What in the https://t.co/ilOtl8YVdr 17260 897300237605318656 2017-08-14 23:33:42-04 @Tcann13 @automaticgravy @InevitablyBill TRACY <3 17261 897295334031990784 2017-08-14 23:14:13-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin twss 17262 897295104523857920 2017-08-14 23:13:18-04 same https://t.co/hEFuhDyiUI 17263 897293129312858113 2017-08-14 23:05:27-04 @kristenkbates Kristen, I just saw this tweet. As per usual, you are awful. 17264 897291008987320320 2017-08-14 22:57:02-04 @AlexMLeo @ditzkoff someone needs to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special again 17265 897290666321084417 2017-08-14 22:55:40-04 @ProtestRadio @ditzkoff THANK YOU 17266 897290534309572610 2017-08-14 22:55:08-04 @jesseberney and the Minuteman missile in the background?! so offensive 17267 897290393183809536 2017-08-14 22:54:35-04 @AlexMLeo @ditzkoff oh like THAT's the line? THAT's the point of no return after everything we've been through in 2017? 17268 897290073502347270 2017-08-14 22:53:19-04 @ditzkoff Sex And The Wookiee 17269 897289951594917888 2017-08-14 22:52:49-04 @JessicaHuseman @KFILE i cackled at this 17270 897289240190607361 2017-08-14 22:50:00-04 @nycsouthpaw well, I suppose if you *are* planning to raid my house, warning me was the leash you could do 17271 897288046386794496 2017-08-14 22:45:15-04 @nycsouthpaw She doesn't want to be liberated. She enjoys belonging to us. We give her everything she wants. Mind your own affairs. 17272 897287954816786434 2017-08-14 22:44:53-04 @jesseberney the rare "double-adverbsplaining" 17273 897287660083052549 2017-08-14 22:43:43-04 @nycsouthpaw Hateful? That's ridiculous. I have a dog. Some of my best friends have dogs. 17274 897287321229422593 2017-08-14 22:42:22-04 @jesseberney actually jesse if you just read my D&D manual 17275 897287157278285824 2017-08-14 22:41:43-04 @nycsouthpaw i want to remind you of your place, and also it's not propaganda if it's scientifically true 17276 897286630049972226 2017-08-14 22:39:38-04 @nycsouthpaw dogs don't even understand the concept of rhyming 17277 897284988210737152 2017-08-14 22:33:06-04 @libbycwatson the rub getter 17278 897284554863542272 2017-08-14 22:31:23-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg you know i think i actually have to vege-table this thread for now. it's getting latte. sorry to squash the fun! 17279 897284311073816576 2017-08-14 22:30:25-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg lettuce pray 17280 897283633358057472 2017-08-14 22:27:43-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg we've already been at it a strawberry long time 17281 897283106041999360 2017-08-14 22:25:37-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin i'll consider it 17282 897282916526501889 2017-08-14 22:24:52-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg maybe we're just that souper 17283 897282821135376384 2017-08-14 22:24:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner ashley, welcome 17284 897282548455268353 2017-08-14 22:23:24-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg man, we're at this pretty choco-late in the evening 17285 897282431262355457 2017-08-14 22:22:56-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin don't put this on me, website 17286 897281043245522945 2017-08-14 22:17:26-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg thanks for your suppork 17287 897280958264524800 2017-08-14 22:17:05-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg good puns are the tur-key to surviving in this thread 17288 897280906032852992 2017-08-14 22:16:53-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin stop podshaming 17289 897280564323123200 2017-08-14 22:15:31-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg clearly you're in this thread for the long alcohaul 17290 897280417769943040 2017-08-14 22:14:56-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate don't be mean to website 17291 897280323041468417 2017-08-14 22:14:34-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg assuming that would be a mis-steak 17292 897279260423053315 2017-08-14 22:10:20-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg we're moving across foods too quickly, I can beerly keep up 17293 897278209086980096 2017-08-14 22:06:10-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @NickBaumann @Michelle_E_Reed i just looked at this picture again and started laughing i mean my god look at that little cow it is so confused 17294 897277268837445632 2017-08-14 22:02:26-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg I camembert this anymore 17295 897277074800594946 2017-08-14 22:01:39-04 @brittajbell @ashleyfeinberg i believe so yes 17296 897276975794008064 2017-08-14 22:01:16-04 @CharlieDogwin @dog_feelings how is this dog even real omg 17297 897276937361657857 2017-08-14 22:01:07-04 @colinlemke @dog_feelings omfggggggggggggggg 17298 897276367699628033 2017-08-14 21:58:51-04 @automaticgravy @InevitablyBill Why thank you! 17299 897276197045809152 2017-08-14 21:58:10-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg now I know you're the mozzarella della 17300 897276158974324736 2017-08-14 21:58:01-04 #FF @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/UFdlRzIDfD 17301 897275966283755525 2017-08-14 21:57:15-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg we're all munsters, aren't we 17302 897275772263682048 2017-08-14 21:56:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg i think gruyere really overreacting 17303 897275202656235520 2017-08-14 21:54:13-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg well, colby over here laughing if anyone needs me 17304 897275009982492679 2017-08-14 21:53:27-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg you can't leave us provolone for five minutes without us getting cheddarselves into a gouda deal of trouble 17305 897274841707024384 2017-08-14 21:52:47-04 @ashleyfeinberg enjoying ur mentions? 17306 897274582159196161 2017-08-14 21:51:45-04 @RobGeorge @RyanFSloane @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg oh, curd you tell I was phoning it prote-in? 17307 897274380052516864 2017-08-14 21:50:57-04 @chrisgeidner @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @ashleyfeinberg hamburger? i barely ham-know her! *bows* 17308 897274143481221120 2017-08-14 21:50:01-04 @hotdogsladies @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg steer ya later 17309 897274002883960836 2017-08-14 21:49:27-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @NickBaumann @Michelle_E_Reed darth i swear to you i will find a way to get revenge for this 17310 897273931366891520 2017-08-14 21:49:10-04 @chrisgeidner @SteveKopack @ashleyfeinberg but is it bullocks? 17311 897273827687903232 2017-08-14 21:48:45-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg brie serious 17312 897273756321816576 2017-08-14 21:48:28-04 @hotdogsladies @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg okay this was good manure welcome to stay in this thread 17313 897273676940365824 2017-08-14 21:48:09-04 @ChuckWendig @NickBaumann @darth @Michelle_E_Reed it was a cow pun there's another thread happening right now don't worry about it 17314 897273614344437762 2017-08-14 21:47:54-04 @RyanFSloane @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg veal be waiting 17315 897273432441749506 2017-08-14 21:47:11-04 @NickBaumann @darth @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed i have serious beef with darth 17316 897273280511434752 2017-08-14 21:46:35-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed WHAT IS WITH YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUST LEAVE ME ALONE FOR ONE DAY 17317 897273205307580417 2017-08-14 21:46:17-04 @RobGeorge @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg yeah, like ~cattle~ happen 17318 897273133706739712 2017-08-14 21:46:00-04 @SteveKopack @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg and yet you're stale here in this thread 17319 897272959663972353 2017-08-14 21:45:18-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth whoa those goats are badass! 17320 897272833096601600 2017-08-14 21:44:48-04 @hotdogsladies @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg tbh I lact the attention span for even that 17321 897272622689525760 2017-08-14 21:43:58-04 @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg this one was a bonus bc it was also a supreme court pun just for u chris 17322 897272544641810433 2017-08-14 21:43:39-04 @SteveKopack @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg would you say you've skimmed the thread steve 17323 897272496600350724 2017-08-14 21:43:28-04 @hotdogsladies @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg I only give them 2% of my attention 17324 897272218249555968 2017-08-14 21:42:21-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth I stole no goats 17325 897272167511052290 2017-08-14 21:42:09-04 @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg I mean, the meeting happened, whatever it is, so this discussion is basically moooooooooot 17326 897271817341161473 2017-08-14 21:40:46-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth what...is this 17327 897271793559273472 2017-08-14 21:40:40-04 @chrisgeidner @ashleyfeinberg they take this stuff dairy dairy seriously chris 17328 897271288946991104 2017-08-14 21:38:40-04 @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig @darth should be a semicolon not a colon but wait that's not the point you're both awful 17329 897271064174227460 2017-08-14 21:37:46-04 @ashleyfeinberg ashley omg 17330 897270929289498626 2017-08-14 21:37:14-04 @AmyVernon @alykeves @ASankin @Mededitor @PrivacyBadger @EFF @Ghostery omg CYBER 17331 897270623583559680 2017-08-14 21:36:01-04 @chaosbria @nancipants awww thanks boo 17332 897270307244969984 2017-08-14 21:34:46-04 @chaosbria @nancipants of course it won't be as fun; I won't be there 17333 897269340755701762 2017-08-14 21:30:55-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth you are both extremely disrespectful to one of our nation's most important professions 17334 897269200896569345 2017-08-14 21:30:22-04 @chaosbria @nancipants holy shit congrats! 17335 897265565462614017 2017-08-14 21:15:55-04 @CelesteKatzNYC wow these faces are extremely cute 17336 897265488576876546 2017-08-14 21:15:37-04 @TundeOlusa lol you think I'm married 17337 897265387259211781 2017-08-14 21:15:13-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth Chuck, you are never going to get my goat, I will resist your efforts to troll 17338 897264737809027072 2017-08-14 21:12:38-04 I'm Snapchatting with someone who's on a plane currently flying over Iran. We're still living in the era where that's unbelievably cool. 17339 897262679089446912 2017-08-14 21:04:27-04 @wtente it's not his site 17340 897260205691502592 2017-08-14 20:54:37-04 @InevitablyBill @automaticgravy "His blasted brain is a chaotic mess." "I can't help it. I'm twelve and a half!" I love this show. 17341 897258721859878912 2017-08-14 20:48:44-04 @darth you're attractive to me, darth 17342 897256816480051208 2017-08-14 20:41:09-04 @boxofkrayonss @darth no kidding 17343 897256220284796928 2017-08-14 20:38:47-04 @darth @boxofkrayonss Rusty I will give you anything you want 17344 897255835281362945 2017-08-14 20:37:15-04 @boxofkrayonss @darth oh my god HI 17345 897255773448941573 2017-08-14 20:37:01-04 Oh my lord https://t.co/QviCNGwVZg 17346 897254215977971715 2017-08-14 20:30:49-04 @andylevy nothing, keep up the great work 17347 897253904760614912 2017-08-14 20:29:35-04 @andylevy andy 17348 897253705791283204 2017-08-14 20:28:48-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth that's not a subject 17349 897252288053612548 2017-08-14 20:23:10-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth what do you cover 17350 897252082201354240 2017-08-14 20:22:21-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth you mock my fine profession 17351 897252055559139328 2017-08-14 20:22:14-04 @newparasite you stop that 17352 897252001939152896 2017-08-14 20:22:02-04 @ASankin as usual you are the best 17353 897251006651789313 2017-08-14 20:18:04-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth don't you think you should spend your waking hours creating new novelistic content instead of mercilessly attacking a hardworking journalist 17354 897250899252400128 2017-08-14 20:17:39-04 @ASankin B I L D E R B E R G C O N F E R E N COOKIES E 17355 897250235235225600 2017-08-14 20:15:00-04 This is just like that scene from the end of Return of the Jedi https://t.co/4ZsrtBFUxB 17356 897250232848789509 2017-08-14 20:15:00-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth you can't just copy what I say, it isn't very original 17357 897249218292744192 2017-08-14 20:10:58-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @darth no way jose 17358 897248869574168576 2017-08-14 20:09:35-04 @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig @darth that is not me 17359 897248113437675525 2017-08-14 20:06:34-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Michelle_E_Reed exactly, and corgis are not aggressive dogs, therefore i cannot be a corgi 17360 897247529074663425 2017-08-14 20:04:15-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Michelle_E_Reed please walk into the sun 17361 897245227022462976 2017-08-14 19:55:06-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Michelle_E_Reed terrible 17362 897243750522662912 2017-08-14 19:49:14-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Michelle_E_Reed because you and darth make fun of me 17363 897242131806519296 2017-08-14 19:42:48-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @Michelle_E_Reed i will never post another picture on the internet 17364 897241175496679424 2017-08-14 19:39:00-04 Oh ho ho... https://t.co/Z7eWuR5eKe 17365 897237020359241729 2017-08-14 19:22:30-04 @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig omg both of you omg 17366 897236984816644097 2017-08-14 19:22:21-04 @darth @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig darth there is nothing to see here move along 17367 897233654342135808 2017-08-14 19:09:07-04 @Wanderlustin Tru 17368 897233289907511297 2017-08-14 19:07:40-04 Oh. https://t.co/B8FeJ5xekq 17369 897224163638857728 2017-08-14 18:31:24-04 @Madilorian Twss 17370 897224126020112385 2017-08-14 18:31:15-04 @malloryconlon What a floof 17371 897224037629296642 2017-08-14 18:30:54-04 Hmmm https://t.co/ocEqaqVVr4 17372 897223331547680769 2017-08-14 18:28:06-04 @malloryconlon I. AM. OBSESSED. 17373 897219196592979969 2017-08-14 18:11:40-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin It's not Rogue Pod it's a me-and-saf-at-a-con joke 17374 897218607201079297 2017-08-14 18:09:20-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed I hate you both 17375 897218221153112068 2017-08-14 18:07:48-04 @Wanderlustin ur tweet is blowin' up 17376 897216264514314240 2017-08-14 18:00:01-04 Charlottesville shows how alt-right activists "were always white nationalists," @RosieGray writes: https://t.co/TPRPh58LVL 17377 897208711344738304 2017-08-14 17:30:00-04 https://t.co/Gqbd2dhufI 17378 897201166257459200 2017-08-14 17:00:01-04 thread https://t.co/QiSk1UH7GD 17379 897186063277408256 2017-08-14 16:00:01-04 omg https://t.co/pzQhXVW9Jl 17380 897183706133254149 2017-08-14 15:50:39-04 @gregotto slao dot life 17381 897181271364915201 2017-08-14 15:40:58-04 For the record: FBI arrests, DOJ indicts. 17382 897181173310513153 2017-08-14 15:40:35-04 Look who's back https://t.co/yyViUUVLxt 17383 897180479786557440 2017-08-14 15:37:49-04 @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams false 17384 897180251238879232 2017-08-14 15:36:55-04 @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams you can't use that against me, it was late and I was high on the rush of a great episode of GoT 17385 897178592966324224 2017-08-14 15:30:19-04 @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams also pineapple pizza is good 17386 897178332449710083 2017-08-14 15:29:17-04 @admiraljello @JoinTheSchwarz @heathdwilliams pizza is lawful under the AUMF (Authorization for Use of Magnificent Food) 17387 897178103516147714 2017-08-14 15:28:23-04 @Bing_Chris @zackwhittaker wait 17388 897176269598666752 2017-08-14 15:21:06-04 @zackwhittaker @Bing_Chris chris, we fought a war so we wouldn't have to deal with this 17389 897175702054866944 2017-08-14 15:18:50-04 @Bing_Chris d-d-d-dang 17390 897175672522723328 2017-08-14 15:18:43-04 @cwarzel pin this 17391 897175482021576704 2017-08-14 15:17:58-04 @gregotto @Bing_Chris but... 17392 897175294506934272 2017-08-14 15:17:13-04 @gregotto @Bing_Chris dang 17393 897175206539735040 2017-08-14 15:16:52-04 @Bing_Chris hire me 17394 897170972096069632 2017-08-14 15:00:03-04 "How long can the U.S. keep hackers at bay and the lights on?" https://t.co/bLy53YKpKz https://t.co/EOpQCc47rt 17395 897169479670607872 2017-08-14 14:54:07-04 @tayhatmaker Date window for sure. Offices/divisions/components within DHS also a good one. 17396 897166371511033860 2017-08-14 14:41:46-04 @Bing_Chris are you just trolling the DIA at their conference now 17397 897163414035980288 2017-08-14 14:30:01-04 DHS and FBI released an intelligence bulletin on the rising threat of white supremacists in May: https://t.co/imUkm1ODv1 17398 897160917267492864 2017-08-14 14:20:05-04 @nycsouthpaw ahahahahaha 17399 897155871050018816 2017-08-14 14:00:02-04 This is just the Norse map. LOL. https://t.co/Ea0l1blECM 17400 897153223198474241 2017-08-14 13:49:31-04 @jesseberney HA 17401 897151522252959745 2017-08-14 13:42:45-04 @nycsouthpaw lol 17402 897150970404241408 2017-08-14 13:40:34-04 @nycsouthpaw Have you met national Democrats? :) 17403 897144539340828677 2017-08-14 13:15:00-04 Why didn't they just tweet it https://t.co/AvTEAEwByz 17404 897138942511894528 2017-08-14 12:52:46-04 @jesseberney is this real 17405 897138912296042496 2017-08-14 12:52:39-04 @emptywheel @MalwareTechBlog seems like you had a ferry good trip 17406 897138505922617347 2017-08-14 12:51:02-04 Literally. https://t.co/RAK9rKJAEb 17407 897136407470379009 2017-08-14 12:42:42-04 First time he has said this? https://t.co/XBxsOOZhpG 17408 897132202122674177 2017-08-14 12:25:59-04 @clubjade good list 17409 897129506846240769 2017-08-14 12:15:16-04 @dellcam reply to my message 17410 897125679157747712 2017-08-14 12:00:04-04 This is a great story. https://t.co/0rl75X5702 17411 897122514194890754 2017-08-14 11:47:29-04 @lizzieohreally @darth Mara I am very happy for you 17412 897120664179572736 2017-08-14 11:40:08-04 @lorenzoFB @MalwareTechBlog ahhhhh ok 17413 897120372969091072 2017-08-14 11:38:59-04 Thread from Marcus Hutchins' pretrial hearing, which is raising so many questions https://t.co/IYvgolqAjn 17414 897119986338205696 2017-08-14 11:37:27-04 @lorenzoFB @MalwareTechBlog wait...what https://t.co/DpFMp4ccBR 17415 897118229600108544 2017-08-14 11:30:28-04 @JaredRizzi @brianbeutler wasn't that the name of one of the Pirates movies? 17416 897118017477390336 2017-08-14 11:29:37-04 @JaredRizzi @brianbeutler this week's theme is Choose-Your-Own-Theme Week 17417 897117894127038464 2017-08-14 11:29:08-04 @malloriesullivn I am obsessed with this pup 17418 897117797309972480 2017-08-14 11:28:45-04 @brianbeutler tweet of the day 17419 897117661603213312 2017-08-14 11:28:12-04 @emptywheel I thought he couldn't use the internet? 17420 897114771593596928 2017-08-14 11:16:43-04 @eliotnelson @AlexCKaufman giving you any more power or authority over a newsroom would be a real stab in the back to us hard-working reporters 17421 897110979259052032 2017-08-14 11:01:39-04 @nycsouthpaw 17422 897110576056250369 2017-08-14 11:00:03-04 The election was nine months ago, but WikiLeaks is still helping Trump attack the DNC. https://t.co/yFRUsM0ovF 17423 897110167581577216 2017-08-14 10:58:26-04 @Bing_Chris Specifics appear to be classified https://t.co/Y1bstuXiHL 17424 897105444375851013 2017-08-14 10:39:40-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan even obi-wan is like "you've had too much" 17425 897102728333336576 2017-08-14 10:28:52-04 @darth @laurastampler DARTH 17426 897100431943401472 2017-08-14 10:19:44-04 @michejaw omfg 17427 897099898562203649 2017-08-14 10:17:37-04 @Bing_Chris @kevincollier the Gucc! 17428 897099431199354880 2017-08-14 10:15:46-04 @KTuckman7 @darth BELLA YOU SWEET CREATURE YOU LITTLE DOG YOU 17429 897099310181076993 2017-08-14 10:15:17-04 @dmccabe @ceciliakang @melbournecoal @EricLiptonNYT @margarethmcgill @JohnHendel https://t.co/Z84s4sFfW2 17430 897097868611334146 2017-08-14 10:09:33-04 @dmccabe @ceciliakang @melbournecoal @EricLiptonNYT This story looks familiar! https://t.co/o9AX7bfta9 17431 897097690491875330 2017-08-14 10:08:51-04 @heathdwilliams heath omg 17432 897095464742473729 2017-08-14 10:00:00-04 @nicolecieux no you ruined it 17433 897095187285127169 2017-08-14 09:58:54-04 @nicolecieux obi-wan said it to darth and he was right 17434 897094953502998530 2017-08-14 09:57:58-04 @nicolecieux you can never win 17435 897094772107739138 2017-08-14 09:57:15-04 @nicolecieux I was first to this metaphor https://t.co/Br2RgPM3bl 17436 897092555355168768 2017-08-14 09:48:27-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 17437 897088167068684288 2017-08-14 09:31:00-04 Obama admin was warned in 2014 of Russian operations that became 2016 hacking. @AliWatkins story: https://t.co/TM2lFZnpfP https://t.co/UmgJ1Ojri1 17438 897082740104933376 2017-08-14 09:09:26-04 @IsaacDovere condemnation oroboros 17439 897080977742319618 2017-08-14 09:02:26-04 Oh my. https://t.co/DzBkxAf84D 17440 897074072378540032 2017-08-14 08:35:00-04 @Wanderlustin cc: @AusFedPolice 17441 897073592168525825 2017-08-14 08:33:05-04 @Wanderlustin saf noooooooooo 17442 897073148759355392 2017-08-14 08:31:20-04 @Wanderlustin Ur a hacker 17443 897065759247126529 2017-08-14 08:01:58-04 @daveweigel dave! 17444 897065355801239552 2017-08-14 08:00:22-04 @Wanderlustin omg 17445 897063757414793216 2017-08-14 07:54:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/wOzc31sMFU 17446 897060630452109313 2017-08-14 07:41:35-04 Ah. https://t.co/NpKCzpy1Zx 17447 896937120543232001 2017-08-13 23:30:48-04 @nycsouthpaw owned like a household pet 17448 896936919098990592 2017-08-13 23:30:00-04 I love the internet so much. (https://t.co/BlTaLcFjeu) https://t.co/4ydAiHKFLr 17449 896936732914044928 2017-08-13 23:29:16-04 @Wanderlustin wis jinsin 17450 896936259674927105 2017-08-13 23:27:23-04 @Wanderlustin saf, you make me laf frequently 17451 896936155261923333 2017-08-13 23:26:58-04 @Wanderlustin hahahahaha 17452 896934537283993600 2017-08-13 23:20:32-04 @nycsouthpaw well, as a dog your grasp of sarcasm is not exactly robust 17453 896933628139253760 2017-08-13 23:16:55-04 @nycsouthpaw I don't get the Stalin part but the rest reads to me as if he's saying sarcastically "Yeah, b/c it's really weird for me to criticize Nazis" 17454 896933144728817664 2017-08-13 23:15:00-04 So there's this... https://t.co/P46ke8075R 17455 896933139922202625 2017-08-13 23:14:59-04 @nycsouthpaw I think Cruz is saying that his criticism was genuine and not posturing 17456 896932034597318656 2017-08-13 23:10:35-04 @toky0_martian @APBBlue oh my god 17457 896929374133510145 2017-08-13 23:00:01-04 Oh man. https://t.co/M74vt9XqHS 17458 896928984553926657 2017-08-13 22:58:28-04 @kristenkbates @russbengtson @ChuckWendig because i have a dog and she has said "woof" 17459 896928100168081408 2017-08-13 22:54:57-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @admiraljello disgusting 17460 896926907652079616 2017-08-13 22:50:13-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @admiraljello hmmm anthony 17461 896926643461246976 2017-08-13 22:49:10-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @admiraljello rt bean if you prefer kristen, fava bean if you prefer me 17462 896926271405412353 2017-08-13 22:47:41-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ @admiraljello bend the bean 17463 896926131466711041 2017-08-13 22:47:08-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ @admiraljello ... 17464 896926067767771140 2017-08-13 22:46:53-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello no korra is a harp used in west africa 17465 896925621808357376 2017-08-13 22:45:06-04 @admiraljello no avatar is a movie 17466 896925418128719872 2017-08-13 22:44:18-04 @admiraljello you should pin your face 17467 896925368384356352 2017-08-13 22:44:06-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ @admiraljello kristen you should know by now that i will never drop kayfabe and be nice to you 17468 896924989890281472 2017-08-13 22:42:36-04 @admiraljello I'm a bad person 17469 896924969610772480 2017-08-13 22:42:31-04 @kelseylh big night for u 17470 896924548632682496 2017-08-13 22:40:51-04 @admiraljello I'll bring a poster of the cover of Empire's End just to distract you 17471 896924326682808320 2017-08-13 22:39:58-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @admiraljello it's good, therefore no 17472 896924172932325376 2017-08-13 22:39:21-04 @admiraljello we should watch an episode together and then argue IRL 17473 896924088345735172 2017-08-13 22:39:01-04 I guess this is what the "Trump admin officials walk back what POTUS said" dynamic looks like with nuclear war. https://t.co/myvomf7Tqd https://t.co/ceUBqjqbHd 17474 896923229121429504 2017-08-13 22:35:36-04 @admiraljello okay, you keep telling yourself that, but in the meantime I'd get that flesh wound checked out 17475 896922878247018498 2017-08-13 22:34:12-04 @admiraljello I like this "dismembered knight from Monty Python" routine you're doing 17476 896922608574369792 2017-08-13 22:33:08-04 @admiraljello #tbt https://t.co/b8tRNoF9hi 17477 896922314377502720 2017-08-13 22:31:58-04 @admiraljello lawl 17478 896921675534548992 2017-08-13 22:29:26-04 @JaredRizzi goodnight 17479 896920604208537600 2017-08-13 22:25:10-04 @JaredRizzi Cray of Loam 17480 896920422423199744 2017-08-13 22:24:27-04 @DanielStrauss4 you know she'd be calling the Fake News Scroll-Carrying Ravens the enemy of the people 17481 896919735329271808 2017-08-13 22:21:43-04 @JaredRizzi Toner Spain 17482 896919347410550784 2017-08-13 22:20:11-04 @JaredRizzi Groan of Zane 17483 896919044246433792 2017-08-13 22:18:58-04 @JaredRizzi tome fame 17484 896918525444358144 2017-08-13 22:16:55-04 @JaredRizzi phone of grain 17485 896918385228890113 2017-08-13 22:16:21-04 @nycsouthpaw okay, these are good points 17486 896917515879809024 2017-08-13 22:12:54-04 @JaredRizzi glome fanes 17487 896917139587772417 2017-08-13 22:11:24-04 @JaredRizzi thrane gomes 17488 896917117718511616 2017-08-13 22:11:19-04 @sparksjls This is the day that Tiki Brand Products became president 17489 896916319962095616 2017-08-13 22:08:09-04 @MDescombaz this is an extremely good pup 17490 896914988320907264 2017-08-13 22:02:51-04 Tonight's episode of #GameOfThrones was basically the molten core of what I want from this show. 17491 896914602012704768 2017-08-13 22:01:19-04 "We're all on the same side." "How can we be?" "We're all breathing." #GameOfThrones 17492 896898231342432258 2017-08-13 20:56:16-04 @kistulentz always 17493 896894403347861504 2017-08-13 20:41:03-04 This story. Boy, I don't know. https://t.co/zVdL0BbcPw 17494 896892121247997952 2017-08-13 20:31:59-04 @russbengtson @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates actually a dog would say something like "woof" 17495 896891603239006208 2017-08-13 20:29:56-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates I AM NOT A DOG 17496 896891117802749952 2017-08-13 20:28:00-04 Ah. https://t.co/5UN9Qcukpv 17497 896890745008926720 2017-08-13 20:26:31-04 @MatthewNussbaum how was your weekend Matthew 17498 896890492310388737 2017-08-13 20:25:31-04 @MatthewNussbaum rapid response 17499 896887409882824709 2017-08-13 20:13:16-04 @Surtur @jenniej23 Okay...? 17500 896886797111746560 2017-08-13 20:10:50-04 @AliWatkins I just absolutely cannot 17501 896885274826821632 2017-08-13 20:04:47-04 @b1205 Every state has its own NG, and I can't speak to the adequacy of their training, but that's part of their mission. 17502 896884425861939200 2017-08-13 20:01:25-04 Max Weber said a state is defined by its having a monopoly on the legitimate use of force. That's not what we saw in Charlottesville. 17503 896883637827719168 2017-08-13 19:58:17-04 @EricDKoch that's why I said "really explodes" 17504 896883154320891904 2017-08-13 19:56:21-04 @bumpasaurus was not defending the cops' lack of effort 17505 896883118539517952 2017-08-13 19:56:13-04 I shudder to think about what it will look like when this dynamic—heavily armed right-wing extremists vs. outgunned cops—really explodes. 17506 896882547480821761 2017-08-13 19:53:57-04 Also, not for nothing, but isn't this the kind of situation that the National Guard was designed to handle? 17507 896881757743611904 2017-08-13 19:50:48-04 @cmpriest @darth omfg 17508 896881723954176001 2017-08-13 19:50:40-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates you're both going to suffer greatly 17509 896879548742152192 2017-08-13 19:42:02-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates cease this slander 17510 896879266150920192 2017-08-13 19:40:54-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates the porg in that photo not me i am not the porg i am with the porg 17511 896878668773031936 2017-08-13 19:38:32-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig omg it's so cute 17512 896878406763151361 2017-08-13 19:37:30-04 @AliWatkins OMGGGGGGGGGG 17513 896878342170857472 2017-08-13 19:37:14-04 @ChuckWendig cease this 17514 896877262808596484 2017-08-13 19:32:57-04 @ChuckWendig this is so unnecessary 17515 896873713215225857 2017-08-13 19:18:50-04 @ChuckWendig don't do this 17516 896872652610170880 2017-08-13 19:14:38-04 @ChuckWendig it's true 17517 896864618022227968 2017-08-13 18:42:42-04 @ChuckWendig what is the point of this 17518 896854636262510594 2017-08-13 18:03:02-04 I'm extremely good https://t.co/5U6EaUxc0M 17519 896852410999721984 2017-08-13 17:54:12-04 @nycsouthpaw you might say Tiki torched them 17520 896827154515849216 2017-08-13 16:13:50-04 @heathdwilliams ahahahahahahahahaha 17521 896824797899915265 2017-08-13 16:04:28-04 They can always say that publicly if they feel that strongly about it https://t.co/8sraftYmlx 17522 896814563982749697 2017-08-13 15:23:48-04 @eleventhirtyate @admiraljello cc: @pablohidalgo 17523 896808579621150722 2017-08-13 15:00:01-04 Trump "is making headway in changing some of the myriad rules that Wall Street has sought for years to overturn or water down." https://t.co/8FFKPjeA9d 17524 896793473650577408 2017-08-13 14:00:00-04 *holds breath* https://t.co/kRvJBSqD61 17525 896778374974189568 2017-08-13 13:00:00-04 Will be interesting to see what @SenCoryGardner says if Trump doesn't do what he says he should do today. https://t.co/RBgPgwNtby https://t.co/wgIzUENr0P 17526 896767053792661504 2017-08-13 12:15:01-04 https://t.co/VIYzCPjJbg https://t.co/LxiY49dGN0 17527 896754745418948609 2017-08-13 11:26:06-04 Good questions. https://t.co/xFrvlZFTHs 17528 896566292219662336 2017-08-12 22:57:16-04 Sessions says local U.S. Attorney "has commenced a federal investigation and will have the full support of the Department of Justice." https://t.co/eySUOnLZAW 17529 896565804988280832 2017-08-12 22:55:19-04 FBI, DOJ Civil Rights Division, and local U.S. Attorney's office are jumping into the #Charlottesville attack. https://t.co/13JQdmCFfj 17530 896563018569580545 2017-08-12 22:44:15-04 Like Ben, I recommend this thread https://t.co/TAX9fMcYWC 17531 896558486460477440 2017-08-12 22:26:15-04 @morningmoneyben but he thanked the cops! 17532 896558219077836800 2017-08-12 22:25:11-04 @morningmoneyben just this https://t.co/93KlARJ6q4 17533 896552009675001857 2017-08-12 22:00:30-04 Jeff Sessions, call your office. https://t.co/sEiPKfe1t4 17534 896537679944351744 2017-08-12 21:03:34-04 On background https://t.co/Tnysa2iRy5 17535 896533001991073792 2017-08-12 20:44:59-04 Metaphor alert https://t.co/jCj0GxvJeH 17536 896529211677999104 2017-08-12 20:29:55-04 @Olivianuzzi It checks out 17537 896526585041473536 2017-08-12 20:19:29-04 Indeed. https://t.co/rTJ9GNukOx 17538 896524792962179073 2017-08-12 20:12:21-04 @ParraV @JaredRizzi I am plotting nothing And yes you can help 17539 896523157036650496 2017-08-12 20:05:51-04 @Wanderlustin America is an interesting place to be right now 17540 896522787782881280 2017-08-12 20:04:23-04 @sparksjls Oh my god 17541 896521651868897282 2017-08-12 19:59:53-04 @HoopersX @lrozen No 17542 896521152906002433 2017-08-12 19:57:54-04 @michejaw @maddieratner Right?? 17543 896520483822338052 2017-08-12 19:55:14-04 @ebrever "in all forms" 17544 896520420928737281 2017-08-12 19:54:59-04 @Azuregris No 17545 896517586913042432 2017-08-12 19:43:43-04 @JaredRizzi Your entendres are known the world over for their complexity 17546 896516204327600128 2017-08-12 19:38:14-04 @ddiamond I mean I'm with you 17547 896515709777330176 2017-08-12 19:36:16-04 @JaredRizzi Your tweets are so good at saying so much 17548 896515513714696193 2017-08-12 19:35:29-04 @ddiamond Omfg! 17549 896512664947507200 2017-08-12 19:24:10-04 @ddale8 Omg 17550 896512519786962945 2017-08-12 19:23:35-04 @charliespiering Are you kidding me 17551 896508947657633792 2017-08-12 19:09:24-04 From someone who knows terrorism -----> https://t.co/pOv6h2ZldL 17552 896505053070082048 2017-08-12 18:53:55-04 AYFKM https://t.co/ePOw72KaHF 17553 896489160743174145 2017-08-12 17:50:46-04 Dog on the beach! ️ https://t.co/NeknYECmHl 17554 896461290901819392 2017-08-12 16:00:01-04 Good lord https://t.co/BiGQ03g5iz 17555 896458194217824257 2017-08-12 15:47:43-04 "On many sides"?? 17556 896458143831646208 2017-08-12 15:47:31-04 @brianbeutler Oh I'm seeing it in my feed 17557 896457177803751425 2017-08-12 15:43:41-04 @brianbeutler I'm not watching right now but I look forward to it later 17558 896452006088503296 2017-08-12 15:23:08-04 .@maddieratner wishes she were allowed on the beach, but she is not. https://t.co/ZN8ZjUk2m5 17559 896434671432740864 2017-08-12 14:14:15-04 There is no place for this kind of violence in America, a country founded on this kind of violence 17560 896434206137393152 2017-08-12 14:12:24-04 but Charlottesville sad https://t.co/BViliRTCwd 17561 896432391367143426 2017-08-12 14:05:11-04 @brianbeutler Lololololololol 17562 896431100414832641 2017-08-12 14:00:03-04 Retweet if you agree https://t.co/Xj3YrlKthP 17563 896427660427104256 2017-08-12 13:46:23-04 @ellembee @darth @karenkerrr Omfg 17564 896427494596804608 2017-08-12 13:45:44-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate No 17565 896421861474656258 2017-08-12 13:23:21-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates Shut up 17566 896419011596103680 2017-08-12 13:12:01-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate Rude 17567 896416654002978817 2017-08-12 13:02:39-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 ??? 17568 896416030788124673 2017-08-12 13:00:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 Danny it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you that the fascists are at it again 17569 896415930607165440 2017-08-12 12:59:47-04 @DannyPirtle19 Oh 17570 896415887472943104 2017-08-12 12:59:36-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate wat 17571 896415536556494848 2017-08-12 12:58:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 LETS DO IT ILL BE RIGHT OVER 17572 896415165255737344 2017-08-12 12:56:44-04 @DannyPirtle19 Holy SHIT YOU JUST DISCOVERED THE NEW PORG STUFF 17573 896412872661708800 2017-08-12 12:47:38-04 @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate Do not 17574 896412809055129605 2017-08-12 12:47:22-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate oh is that what the kids are calling it these days 17575 896410747869200386 2017-08-12 12:39:11-04 Odd https://t.co/lwi92fTXOy 17576 896409618854932481 2017-08-12 12:34:42-04 @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate Charles 17577 896409591067680769 2017-08-12 12:34:35-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate You can have a porgy every night if you want They're your porgs 17578 896407380514222082 2017-08-12 12:25:48-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate Then you can have a porgy 17579 896400934032560128 2017-08-12 12:00:11-04 @eleventhirtyate If so, we need to all buy one and send them all to @kristenkbates 17580 896400893834285057 2017-08-12 12:00:02-04 2017. https://t.co/AZISNg38nk 17581 896400210892599296 2017-08-12 11:57:19-04 @eleventhirtyate Is this real 17582 896399736365879296 2017-08-12 11:55:26-04 @ashleyfeinberg BLM/Liberal/ISIS 17583 896386903351730176 2017-08-12 11:04:26-04 @WilliamTurton ty 17584 896386689706405889 2017-08-12 11:03:35-04 https://t.co/kRBpGNihJu 17585 896370703666003969 2017-08-12 10:00:04-04 I'm sure I've said this before, but there should be a Whose Line spinoff that's just 30 minutes of Scenes From A Hat. 17586 896356849322209281 2017-08-12 09:05:01-04 @MadelineRConway love to be alive in the world today 17587 896205026061950976 2017-08-11 23:01:43-04 @theglipper go to bed 17588 896204597437399046 2017-08-11 23:00:01-04 I can't stop thinking about "Easy D." I think it's the funniest thing so far. 17589 896203215791960065 2017-08-11 22:54:31-04 @Wanderlustin :( :( 17590 896202777587855360 2017-08-11 22:52:47-04 @Wanderlustin oh yeah I got mine in January get a new one Saf! 17591 896202597115326464 2017-08-11 22:52:04-04 @Wanderlustin I mean I have an Asus ROG... 17592 896202532086853632 2017-08-11 22:51:48-04 @Wanderlustin Saf we have the same lappy 17593 896199763045097473 2017-08-11 22:40:48-04 @pfffr @ashleyfeinberg ahahaha 17594 896199152769609728 2017-08-11 22:38:23-04 @ashleyfeinberg what if I DON'T want to do that 17595 896197888887451652 2017-08-11 22:33:21-04 @BethanyLBlanton @icecoldpenguin !! friends! 17596 896197045094166528 2017-08-11 22:30:00-04 This seems to me to be a very good thread https://t.co/3k0z0kYRYA 17597 896196064331657216 2017-08-11 22:26:06-04 @sophiekleeman god damn if that isn't a metaphor 17598 896194419539550208 2017-08-11 22:19:34-04 @MatthewNussbaum Matt, you always say what I want to say more eloquently than I could say it 17599 896193830701195264 2017-08-11 22:17:14-04 @NatashaBertrand @BenSasse hahahahah Congress voting to authorize military force that's adorable 17600 896193679798525955 2017-08-11 22:16:38-04 @libbycwatson libby do you have a full left eye 17601 896192614743105538 2017-08-11 22:12:24-04 @kronn The story literally says "U.S. citizens" 17602 896185720922148866 2017-08-11 21:45:00-04 "...he is accompanied, even at E.P.A. headquarters, by armed guards." What the heck is going on over at EPA? https://t.co/IvmnwUJwyB 17603 896185289609236480 2017-08-11 21:43:18-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 we've bean through a lot together 17604 896183850010890241 2017-08-11 21:37:34-04 @nycsouthpaw @darth you ruin ~everything~ 17605 896183586495377408 2017-08-11 21:36:31-04 @nycsouthpaw and also @darth 17606 896183440558653444 2017-08-11 21:35:57-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 you seem like someone who's bean in this situation before 17607 896181944580325377 2017-08-11 21:30:00-04 MUIN TEN WEEKS OLD GOLDEN PUP https://t.co/FPv0k8xAnI 17608 896180357049012224 2017-08-11 21:23:42-04 @heathdwilliams cc: @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 bean content 17609 896180044854435840 2017-08-11 21:22:27-04 @soaringleap424 THOSE EYES 17610 896178584452308994 2017-08-11 21:16:39-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin and again, completely true 17611 896178396794900480 2017-08-11 21:15:54-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin Easy O 17612 896178080699514885 2017-08-11 21:14:39-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams and she was not disappointed tbh 17613 896178057878396929 2017-08-11 21:14:33-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams twss 17614 896177931390681089 2017-08-11 21:14:03-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin heath, welcome 17615 896177841536159744 2017-08-11 21:13:42-04 @Wanderlustin slightly bigger furret 17616 896177796397117440 2017-08-11 21:13:31-04 @FriedChickpea @petridishes tfw you are honored to serve the president and his agenda 17617 896176893967335424 2017-08-11 21:09:56-04 @nycsouthpaw @petridishes omfg 17618 896176459517243401 2017-08-11 21:08:12-04 @petridishes what's up with his third eye 17619 896174394921197572 2017-08-11 21:00:00-04 tears are streaming down my face https://t.co/ugO5KIX13k https://t.co/Uh7VAORhas 17620 896173162081267712 2017-08-11 20:55:06-04 @WilliamTurton exciting being alive and fully conscious for this moment in our history 17621 896166846323335169 2017-08-11 20:30:00-04 Not the most comforting analogy given what was happening with Reagan https://t.co/of7HkJRQJ8 17622 896163621318795265 2017-08-11 20:17:11-04 @IsaacDovere is this cheers 17623 896163501911154688 2017-08-11 20:16:43-04 @ariscott @nycsouthpaw WE DIDN'T HAVE ANYONE POSITIONED THERE 17624 896163071298871296 2017-08-11 20:15:00-04 Of course! https://t.co/M3PqVn2F1Q 17625 896162698173366272 2017-08-11 20:13:31-04 @libbycwatson IM OBSESSED WITH THIS CAT 17626 896162376046620672 2017-08-11 20:12:14-04 @IsaacDovere damn it you're one of Them 17627 896159304243232769 2017-08-11 20:00:02-04 Remarkable. "The FCC loaded the 30-member panel with corporate executives, trade groups and free-market scholars." https://t.co/omgHMY4ABV 17628 896158960390094848 2017-08-11 19:58:40-04 @darth @talktoskirt WHY DO YOU DO THIS 17629 896158132660969472 2017-08-11 19:55:23-04 @BFriedmanDC omfg 17630 896156463101485056 2017-08-11 19:48:45-04 @IsaacDovere Isaac, I expect the support of you and all my other international allies in whatever action I decide to take 17631 896155551331004416 2017-08-11 19:45:07-04 @petridishes oh my god 17632 896155523233591297 2017-08-11 19:45:01-04 !!!!! https://t.co/z1OMGkGEjL 17633 896153726372552706 2017-08-11 19:37:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @EricsDadRod @darth @TitusInvictus @talktoskirt This is so out of hand 17634 896153303343550464 2017-08-11 19:36:11-04 @lrozen 17635 896151749324447744 2017-08-11 19:30:01-04 https://t.co/qFCtxuOtAK https://t.co/aebbH57oVr 17636 896151376710860801 2017-08-11 19:28:32-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @darth @TitusInvictus @talktoskirt @jbarro darth has made me fear EVERY thread 17637 896150445319626753 2017-08-11 19:24:50-04 @darth @TitusInvictus @talktoskirt @jbarro you are a bad influence 17638 896147982965395456 2017-08-11 19:15:03-04 @jbendery @GlennThrush a smart negotiator never rules anything out 17639 896147529435291651 2017-08-11 19:13:15-04 @TheApexFan @avgoins @jedishua @starwars jfc 17640 896145013758808064 2017-08-11 19:03:15-04 @avgoins @jedishua @starwars and me 17641 896144636011347968 2017-08-11 19:01:45-04 @VileZero AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH THE END 17642 896144199967309824 2017-08-11 19:00:01-04 Not a big fan of Taco Bell but I haven't made any decisions about a military invasion at this time. 17643 896144133391175680 2017-08-11 18:59:45-04 @talktoskirt @darth oh no, generally whenever darth thinks about photoshopping me it ends poorly 17644 896141874557210625 2017-08-11 18:50:47-04 @heathdwilliams this photo 17645 896140482853560320 2017-08-11 18:45:15-04 @jbarro now thatsa a spicy internationala crisisa 17646 896140049216978944 2017-08-11 18:43:31-04 "wraps himself in tape" is such a great caption detail https://t.co/wrJjdwblFA 17647 896134668780687360 2017-08-11 18:22:09-04 @BrendanBordelon oh 17648 896134483279200256 2017-08-11 18:21:24-04 @BrendanBordelon that was back in the days when things mattered, brendan. nothing matters. 17649 896134275606523904 2017-08-11 18:20:35-04 @blakehounshell hey @darth can you do the curb music and zoom-in for haley here 17650 896134041589514240 2017-08-11 18:19:39-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @CMWAshby @nicolecieux @Guerrillascribe @crerrity #BodyPorgsitivity 17651 896133120579092481 2017-08-11 18:15:59-04 Big Trouble in North Korea was my favorite John Carpenter film https://t.co/cF04fMeWAl 17652 896132503194419202 2017-08-11 18:13:32-04 @JaredRizzi John McCain, call your office 17653 896131262036889600 2017-08-11 18:08:36-04 @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @Guerrillascribe @crerrity jesus 17654 896131227698184192 2017-08-11 18:08:28-04 @nicolecieux @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @eleventhirtyate @Guerrillascribe @crerrity violent 17655 896131171955875840 2017-08-11 18:08:15-04 That escalated quickly https://t.co/Lstis7cyVV 17656 896130591548035072 2017-08-11 18:05:56-04 @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @Guerrillascribe @crerrity i will be in my bunk 17657 896129875559329792 2017-08-11 18:03:06-04 @heathdwilliams @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity a nice rate 17658 896129107242647552 2017-08-11 18:00:03-04 Just another extremely normal day for a major American political party https://t.co/2ScjNSdB9Q 17659 896128915621560320 2017-08-11 17:59:17-04 @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Oh yeah let's get @heathdwilliams in here 17660 896128248769257472 2017-08-11 17:56:38-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Oh my 17661 896128230159138818 2017-08-11 17:56:33-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Oh 17662 896128065234804738 2017-08-11 17:55:54-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity The porg's face, or...? 17663 896127791468380160 2017-08-11 17:54:49-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Pin this 17664 896127244904448001 2017-08-11 17:52:39-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Paging nic 17665 896127184733052928 2017-08-11 17:52:24-04 @CMWAshby @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity This is very bad 17666 896127098363944961 2017-08-11 17:52:04-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity But you wouldn't say you porge on it 17667 896126912942055425 2017-08-11 17:51:19-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity I bet you enjoy hardcore porgography 17668 896125507594371072 2017-08-11 17:45:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity I'm never leaving 17669 896125486434144256 2017-08-11 17:45:39-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Where are you packing them 17670 896125209454944256 2017-08-11 17:44:33-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Twitter was better before you 17671 896125107122216960 2017-08-11 17:44:09-04 @daveweigel Lol 17672 896125036494376960 2017-08-11 17:43:52-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Believe me 17673 896124938402189312 2017-08-11 17:43:29-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Kristen god damn it we were keeping this to subtext 17674 896124800757661696 2017-08-11 17:42:56-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Almost more than anyone ever thought possible, some would say 17675 896123376942460928 2017-08-11 17:37:16-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Oh BELIEVE ME I get it Believe me 17676 896123062822633472 2017-08-11 17:36:01-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity 17677 896123007529136128 2017-08-11 17:35:48-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Oh man, the old ripitydoodah! 17678 896122933222834176 2017-08-11 17:35:31-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Turn that frown upside down (and other things too) 17679 896122636199092224 2017-08-11 17:34:20-04 @jesseberney @ditzkoff Sick 17680 896122428736258049 2017-08-11 17:33:30-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Sometimes friends make the best food 17681 896122021976854528 2017-08-11 17:31:53-04 @daveweigel Annnnnd there's an RNC attack ad 17682 896121358228180992 2017-08-11 17:29:15-04 @jesseberney @ditzkoff Dave or Garfield Guy? 17683 896121280281272320 2017-08-11 17:28:57-04 @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Agreed 17684 896121222659887106 2017-08-11 17:28:43-04 @Bing_Chris @BlakeDarche They're good bears Blair 17685 896120753115906051 2017-08-11 17:26:51-04 @ditzkoff LMAO rekt 17686 896120089895813120 2017-08-11 17:24:13-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity It me 17687 896119717315829761 2017-08-11 17:22:44-04 @crerrity @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe "Mmm...chewy!" 17688 896119646532673536 2017-08-11 17:22:27-04 @SwaraSalih1 @eleventhirtyate @Guerrillascribe @crerrity Swara 17689 896119481839173632 2017-08-11 17:21:48-04 @eleventhirtyate @SwaraSalih1 @Guerrillascribe @crerrity "I'd love to have you all for dinner" "We'd be honored, lead the way!" 17690 896114886186475521 2017-08-11 17:03:32-04 @LaurenGoode @TonyRomm why are men so impulsive 17691 896114678010593280 2017-08-11 17:02:42-04 @MalwareJake @josephfcox @MalwareTechBlog I just think making judgments about someone based on their LinkedIn endorsements is the definition of grasping at straws but hey that's me 17692 896114002840834049 2017-08-11 17:00:01-04 https://t.co/5KNW21sXt7 17693 896113695599677446 2017-08-11 16:58:48-04 @josephfcox @MalwareJake @MalwareTechBlog seconded 17694 896112900758052864 2017-08-11 16:55:39-04 @JaredRizzi the best thread on twitter 17695 896112816276492288 2017-08-11 16:55:19-04 @timothypmurphy omfg 17696 896112625104297985 2017-08-11 16:54:33-04 @attackerman journal list 17697 896112375543193600 2017-08-11 16:53:33-04 @timothypmurphy Agreed. Artwork should only appear on main course plates. Don't normalize this. #Resist 17698 896111091448561665 2017-08-11 16:48:27-04 @NoTheOtherLeft he's feeling relaxed 17699 896108190617616385 2017-08-11 16:36:56-04 @HowellONeill @JohnHultquist wow lots of francophobia here 17700 896108087269924864 2017-08-11 16:36:31-04 @HowellONeill @JohnHultquist this was a french pun, did anybody get it 17701 896107764128243712 2017-08-11 16:35:14-04 @HowellONeill @JohnHultquist salt isn't something you should sel 17702 896106758191538176 2017-08-11 16:31:14-04 @Yamiche @ddale8 seems legit 17703 896105189320601600 2017-08-11 16:25:00-04 Full quote on threats. Trump says U.S. will respond if KJU makes one threat, then says he's been making threats for years. So...??? https://t.co/tXRGiJYRkK 17704 896105029819547648 2017-08-11 16:24:22-04 @HowellONeill phrasing 17705 896104815301771265 2017-08-11 16:23:31-04 @HowellONeill have you let people pentest your smart salt 17706 896104436967161856 2017-08-11 16:22:01-04 @HowellONeill is this real 17707 896103931130073088 2017-08-11 16:20:00-04 This is...something. https://t.co/1T6ZW8YMCp 17708 896103578254819329 2017-08-11 16:18:36-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan HEATH OH MY LORD I HATE YOU 17709 896102699984273408 2017-08-11 16:15:07-04 @maggieNYT literal riot 17710 896102674025918466 2017-08-11 16:15:00-04 Trump seems to be telegraphing a desire for imminent military action if North Korea doesn't do what he wants https://t.co/1OotJodVmo 17711 896102227374350338 2017-08-11 16:13:14-04 @darth @tinymediaempire @ScottWamplerBMD @ChuckWendig AHAHAHA I JUST SAW THE CAPTION NEAR THE HEAD 17712 896102186463019008 2017-08-11 16:13:04-04 @darth @tinymediaempire @ScottWamplerBMD @ChuckWendig INSPIRED BY TRUE EVENTS 17713 896101772191649792 2017-08-11 16:11:25-04 Always a good thing for international nuclear conflict resolution when a leader says "I think my words are clear and I hope they understand" https://t.co/j5OYSRcghK 17714 896101298000482306 2017-08-11 16:09:32-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @SonnyBunch @ParraV deli-cious 17715 896101083700903936 2017-08-11 16:08:41-04 @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @petridishes @JaredRizzi @SonnyBunch @ParraV he probably likes pizza rolls, the freak 17716 896100983444357120 2017-08-11 16:08:17-04 @petridishes @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @ParraV why do I even bother spocking to you 17717 896100861889228800 2017-08-11 16:07:48-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @ParraV no it's only okay if they're batter-y remnants of a fascist nuclear power porgs are innocent 17718 896100727155679232 2017-08-11 16:07:16-04 @aedwardslevy @petridishes @JaredRizzi @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @ParraV ARIEL HONESTLY GO HOME 17719 896100572075442176 2017-08-11 16:06:39-04 @petridishes @JaredRizzi @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @ParraV this is so good i'm glad you're not trying to syrup trouble in this thread 17720 896099940455165952 2017-08-11 16:04:09-04 @petridishes @JaredRizzi @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @ParraV you can play tic-tac-toe with yourself now 17721 896099629284048896 2017-08-11 16:02:55-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @ParraV jared do not eat porgs 17722 896099306297376768 2017-08-11 16:01:37-04 @petridishes @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @ParraV and somehow, as always, we end up on star wars i like my pizza from jabba the hut 17723 896099224806318081 2017-08-11 16:01:18-04 @petridishes @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @ParraV you don't have to justify yourself to her 17724 896098901958115329 2017-08-11 16:00:01-04 How many selfies do you think have been taken in there today https://t.co/FMJ4W742j9 17725 896097136894386176 2017-08-11 15:53:00-04 @kansasalps @petridishes @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @ParraV no alexandra ignore her 17726 896097111355179008 2017-08-11 15:52:54-04 @SonnyBunch @kansasalps @petridishes @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @ParraV you can't get out, we have a tractor beam on you 17727 896095694984847360 2017-08-11 15:47:16-04 @petridishes @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @ParraV YES GOOD DO YOU LIKE BAGEL BITES 17728 896095489153671168 2017-08-11 15:46:27-04 @petridishes @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @ParraV no, but preferring pizza rolls to bagel bites as the preferred pizza bagel form is 17729 896095390365241344 2017-08-11 15:46:04-04 @AshCrossan okay @heathdwilliams if you were at all fair you would save and use this photo just like you do with all the ones of me 17730 896095229492600832 2017-08-11 15:45:26-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy @petridishes @kansasalps @ParraV more like fried day, guys because of the fried foods we're talking about in this thread 17731 896094879733895168 2017-08-11 15:44:02-04 @kansasalps @petridishes @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @ParraV alexandra join me 17732 896094608324567040 2017-08-11 15:42:57-04 @petridishes @aedwardslevy @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @ParraV this thread needed alexandra sprinkled in 17733 896094536220393472 2017-08-11 15:42:40-04 @ThePlumLineGS Rex Tillerson call your office 17734 896094415596396544 2017-08-11 15:42:11-04 @Philip_Elliott What does "overt" mean in this context? What has been "covert" about KJU's previous threats? 17735 896094252907679744 2017-08-11 15:41:33-04 @aedwardslevy @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @ParraV then you should leave(n) 17736 896094204421525504 2017-08-11 15:41:21-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @ParraV @aedwardslevy i will go down with this bagel ship 17737 896093970203156480 2017-08-11 15:40:25-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @ParraV @aedwardslevy aw, andrea, don't do this 17738 896093914616037376 2017-08-11 15:40:12-04 @joshuamanning23 @darth no that's gif 17739 896093876267634688 2017-08-11 15:40:03-04 @ASankin agreed 17740 896093795334340608 2017-08-11 15:39:44-04 What? He's made plenty of threats. https://t.co/eL0khJypy4 17741 896093412981522433 2017-08-11 15:38:12-04 @JaredRizzi @ParraV @kansasalps @aedwardslevy i'm bringing pizza bagels when I come to FNM 17742 896092669436243968 2017-08-11 15:35:15-04 @SeIinaKylez @nicolecieux YES 17743 896092630722854912 2017-08-11 15:35:06-04 @darth it's jif 17744 896091944010391552 2017-08-11 15:32:22-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy @MattSepara i like bread 17745 896091571677872129 2017-08-11 15:30:53-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @aedwardslevy @MattSepara ok i will hold out for one where i can also meet andrea and enjoy the homemade bread 17746 896091461266972672 2017-08-11 15:30:27-04 @ASankin holy SHIT 17747 896091138913820672 2017-08-11 15:29:10-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy @MattSepara jared if i go to this one does that mean i can't go to the next one 17748 896090707730997250 2017-08-11 15:27:27-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @aedwardslevy are you serving pizza bagels 17749 896090446396444673 2017-08-11 15:26:25-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @kansasalps donut even get me started 17750 896090307967688705 2017-08-11 15:25:52-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @aedwardslevy pizza bagels are incredible 17751 896090072168022016 2017-08-11 15:24:56-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps @aedwardslevy what in the everloving fuck is "baGeller" 17752 896089568763535361 2017-08-11 15:22:56-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy that's really sau-sage advice 17753 896089436659695616 2017-08-11 15:22:24-04 @LoopEmma @nycsouthpaw what did we do to deserve such riches 17754 896089289229979648 2017-08-11 15:21:49-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @kansasalps that's a load of croque, madame 17755 896089040520216576 2017-08-11 15:20:50-04 @darth @JennaMC_Laugh @emilyctamkin DARTH DAMN IT 17756 896088897913929730 2017-08-11 15:20:16-04 @HowellONeill @Bing_Chris @iblametom cc: @FBI 17757 896088881036115968 2017-08-11 15:20:12-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps christ 17758 896088858470764545 2017-08-11 15:20:07-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi @kansasalps alright everyone go home this was fun while it lasted 17759 896088669026525184 2017-08-11 15:19:21-04 @Bing_Chris @iblametom they're waiting until he travels to the US for CyberWeek 17760 896088423265517568 2017-08-11 15:18:23-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps alright we were having a good thing and you ruined it 17761 896088164342710273 2017-08-11 15:17:21-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @emilyctamkin talk about an *intelligence* reporter lol 17762 896088063561965570 2017-08-11 15:16:57-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps no it's ok in the game they are remnants of the fascist army that nuked DC in the first place so you don't feel bad for em 17763 896087917822595072 2017-08-11 15:16:22-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @emilyctamkin lmao BUSTED 17764 896087885673144320 2017-08-11 15:16:15-04 @JaredRizzi @kansasalps yes and yes 17765 896087363994009600 2017-08-11 15:14:10-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi sorta, yeah. they're congealed batter, so they're not just sludge pouring across the streets. they're solid creatures. but uncooked. 17766 896086649381167104 2017-08-11 15:11:20-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi waffle creatures that hide among the rubble 17767 896086622046830592 2017-08-11 15:11:13-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi they should make a post-apocalyptic video game where you have a mutated waffle iron appendage and you have to run around cooking the runaway 17768 896083811590561792 2017-08-11 15:00:03-04 Eric Bolling talking about cyber war is extremely my shit https://t.co/hemrExJ02K 17769 896083671429427200 2017-08-11 14:59:30-04 @libbycwatson YES 17770 896081790149853184 2017-08-11 14:52:01-04 @politiCOHEN_ Not a hack. That's a Funny or Die website that's been around for months. 17771 896080007763603456 2017-08-11 14:44:56-04 @heathdwilliams @germanjedi this is unfortunate 17772 896078431116443648 2017-08-11 14:38:40-04 @MatthewNussbaum just wait two weeks 17773 896078192921894912 2017-08-11 14:37:44-04 @erikmal obviously i'll cooperate fully but this seems like a witch hunt 17774 896077484768215040 2017-08-11 14:34:55-04 @erikmal that's quite rude 17775 896076809569157120 2017-08-11 14:32:14-04 @erikmal where is the lie 17776 896076633882320896 2017-08-11 14:31:32-04 @erikmal they always are 17777 896073637878415360 2017-08-11 14:19:38-04 @MatthewNussbaum so Pence is saying Trump is a champion of hell 17778 896072799952842752 2017-08-11 14:16:18-04 @eleventhirtyate always rey 17779 896072561267679232 2017-08-11 14:15:21-04 @AshCrossan <3 :D 17780 896068709076410371 2017-08-11 14:00:03-04 Another norm disappears https://t.co/4exh3OUR6u 17781 896068159785938947 2017-08-11 13:57:52-04 @darth @MildlyAmused omfg darth i love you again 17782 896063971572072449 2017-08-11 13:41:13-04 @DarthInternous @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson @DelReyStarWars right and I was referencing Doctor Who 17783 896063308570087424 2017-08-11 13:38:35-04 @DarthInternous @ChuckWendig @DelilahSDawson @DelReyStarWars there was a Doctor Who about that 17784 896057803118264321 2017-08-11 13:16:42-04 @ChuckWendig #MPGA 17785 896057541838348288 2017-08-11 13:15:40-04 @ChuckWendig (((porg media))) 17786 896057406936854530 2017-08-11 13:15:08-04 @ChuckWendig this is some great porgography 17787 896057003167985667 2017-08-11 13:13:32-04 @admiraljello jello 17788 896056901129064448 2017-08-11 13:13:07-04 @TheApexFan @ItsTheRocketeer @AninaEden wow 17789 896054873002655744 2017-08-11 13:05:04-04 @nycsouthpaw When was this poll conducted? He only endorsed two days ago. 17790 896054818334060544 2017-08-11 13:04:51-04 @ChuckWendig #NotAllPorgs dude 17791 896054328250687488 2017-08-11 13:02:54-04 @ChuckWendig I don't think that's true. What if it turns out they're all Gamergaters? 17792 896054266460127232 2017-08-11 13:02:39-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo this is me 17793 896054215663013889 2017-08-11 13:02:27-04 So did the Railroad Retirement Board. 17794 896054064223444993 2017-08-11 13:01:51-04 We have so many agencies! I didn't even know some of them existed. The Federal Retirement Thrift Investment Board submitted its report btw. 17795 896053618759028736 2017-08-11 13:00:05-04 I asked every federal agency if they submitted a required cyber report by the 8/9 deadline. Here's what I found: https://t.co/cSa017KL2k https://t.co/GsrucN24qx 17796 896053488500617216 2017-08-11 12:59:34-04 @ChuckWendig we just don't know enough about porgs yet 17797 896053263446851584 2017-08-11 12:58:40-04 @ChuckWendig I voted for Ewoks 17798 896052905374961664 2017-08-11 12:57:15-04 @manraysky (the parrot I mean) 17799 896052858600042496 2017-08-11 12:57:04-04 @manraysky well can you ASK 17800 896052642153078784 2017-08-11 12:56:12-04 @manraysky WHAT IS ITS NAME 17801 896049679829315588 2017-08-11 12:44:26-04 @ddiamond Dan... 17802 896049288102334464 2017-08-11 12:42:52-04 @MrJnow no CIC can change the laws of physics or the fundamental dynamics of military logistics 17803 896049083290398720 2017-08-11 12:42:03-04 @GideonResnick the grift is strong with this one 17804 896048934866386944 2017-08-11 12:41:28-04 @ddiamond still trying to get Trump to attack me but not having much luck 17805 896047993589121024 2017-08-11 12:37:44-04 @jbendery @samstein @ahrferrier #DemsInDisarray 17806 896047086441050123 2017-08-11 12:34:07-04 @libbycwatson @darth i h8 u darth 17807 896046482125729795 2017-08-11 12:31:43-04 @libbycwatson no but that's fuckin amazing 17808 896046399732805632 2017-08-11 12:31:24-04 From now on, if I ever say anything controversial, I was being sarcastic and you can't hold it against me. https://t.co/DyGGEVMayN 17809 896046074514862080 2017-08-11 12:30:06-04 @iblametom @kevincollier thomas it's 12:30 17810 896046018462199809 2017-08-11 12:29:53-04 @libbycwatson i sent one in, see if u can guess which one 17811 896045075179941888 2017-08-11 12:26:08-04 @kelseylh no, with that one anything I said would have been an HR violation 17812 896044862474252288 2017-08-11 12:25:17-04 @kelseylh kelsey 17813 896044735734984707 2017-08-11 12:24:47-04 @TheApexFan @AninaEden also what's the bird's name 17814 896044701131964417 2017-08-11 12:24:39-04 @TheApexFan @AninaEden you can't do "Overheard in the office" if you tag the speaker 17815 896042521331200000 2017-08-11 12:15:59-04 @Nondenomphenom that's...not... 17816 896039411674230784 2017-08-11 12:03:38-04 @WilliamTurton @kevincollier @HayesBrown @MiriamElder Kevin your new colleagues are BuzzFed up with you 17817 896038502856404992 2017-08-11 12:00:01-04 If anyone is actually truly worried that we're about to start a nuclear war with North Korea, keep this in mind. https://t.co/Zt1ZI5c94P 17818 896037805993988096 2017-08-11 11:57:15-04 @NICKexclamation @cwarzel Yashar's tweet is secondary murder 17819 896036266491424773 2017-08-11 11:51:08-04 @nycsouthpaw Applying for a job at Google 17820 896035837506457600 2017-08-11 11:49:25-04 @JohnJHarwood why does anyone care what someone writes in quillette 17821 896035320772399106 2017-08-11 11:47:22-04 @cwarzel *takes long drag of cigarette* another brutal murder in twitter city 17822 896032594546085888 2017-08-11 11:36:32-04 @darth @ughesq whoa darth you look really riled up here 17823 896026651775074308 2017-08-11 11:12:55-04 @AshCrossan happy birthday, remember when we met at the force awakens panel and we were all crying together 17824 896023582249291776 2017-08-11 11:00:43-04 @Bing_Chris awwwww so cute 17825 896023417765351427 2017-08-11 11:00:04-04 78% want Trump to make ACA work, not repeal it. 57% want GOP to work with Democrats to improve it. https://t.co/ZSAJqc79OW https://t.co/LuVXuIvKMA 17826 896023244104454144 2017-08-11 10:59:23-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan yessssss 17827 896021798009090048 2017-08-11 10:53:38-04 @darth @jeffmason1 IS HE STUCK BEHIND THE SHEETS OMG 17828 896020103250284544 2017-08-11 10:46:54-04 @markscott82 @laurenscerulus @POLITICOEurope bold. I like it 17829 896019867882708994 2017-08-11 10:45:58-04 @laurenscerulus @POLITICOEurope are you currently a rogue actor doing whatever suits your fancy? 17830 896019630048890880 2017-08-11 10:45:01-04 @TheApexFan @admiraljello @nancipants @AshCrossan ಠ_ಠ 17831 896019395482460160 2017-08-11 10:44:05-04 @ryorin @eleventhirtyate damn, you got me 17832 896019358278975489 2017-08-11 10:43:56-04 @TheApexFan @admiraljello @nancipants gilded leash? this is getting hot all of a sudden 17833 896019101176524804 2017-08-11 10:42:55-04 @ryorin @eleventhirtyate if you're phasma's cape then what's your secret weapon 17834 896018497658073088 2017-08-11 10:40:31-04 @eleventhirtyate it's possible you're phasma's cape 17835 896018197559816199 2017-08-11 10:39:20-04 @admiraljello @Wanderlustin more like jiz wishin 17836 896017826066071552 2017-08-11 10:37:51-04 @admiraljello @Wanderlustin his fucking face is probably very different from his regular face 17837 896013541895008259 2017-08-11 10:20:50-04 @eschaefer #PhasmaPhacts 17838 896013155658346496 2017-08-11 10:19:18-04 @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @chaosbria no brendan thank YOU tbqh 17839 896012630451736580 2017-08-11 10:17:12-04 @heathdwilliams @chaosbria @bnystedt heath thank you 17840 896012451132702720 2017-08-11 10:16:30-04 @chaosbria cc: @heathdwilliams @bnystedt 17841 896011838357483520 2017-08-11 10:14:04-04 @chaosbria you probably didn't recognize him because of the red arm...or 17842 896008321731186690 2017-08-11 10:00:05-04 "'THANK Putin?' another bewildered State Department official responded. 'I don't have words that are printable to describe my reaction.'" https://t.co/6q3M8JPBO4 17843 896006394087788544 2017-08-11 09:52:26-04 @MRossYoung @darth ROCCO 17844 896005148216045569 2017-08-11 09:47:28-04 @nycsouthpaw same here, I read so slowly 17845 895993216192831491 2017-08-11 09:00:04-04 "amazed" https://t.co/Zu8UhXi19G https://t.co/KoZ2fuygdh 17846 895992781851807744 2017-08-11 08:58:20-04 @MadelineRConway That doesn't rhyme Madeline 17847 895989673444638721 2017-08-11 08:45:59-04 me trying to stop a political argument over Thanksgiving dinner https://t.co/a2m6ZndfKx 17848 895985496043769857 2017-08-11 08:29:23-04 Hard to believe the tweet of the day could come so early, but here we are https://t.co/MGclZoSX0n 17849 895985366896967680 2017-08-11 08:28:52-04 @nycsouthpaw I could take 'em 17850 895985285493702657 2017-08-11 08:28:33-04 @MerriamWebster Dictionary. 17851 895984591730651137 2017-08-11 08:25:47-04 @erikmal "never tweet" is REALLY having a moment right now 17852 895978106820997121 2017-08-11 08:00:01-04 This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends This is the way the world ends Not with a bang but a Twitter https://t.co/PxrUkcezZM 17853 895843656531423233 2017-08-10 23:05:46-04 @pauldemko talk about a risk corridor 17854 895843259930599425 2017-08-10 23:04:11-04 @_laura__beth_ nah he just pivoted away from Sessions on border stuff 17855 895842897228115968 2017-08-10 23:02:45-04 @ShibaSommelier @imaginaryerika @russbengtson @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw shiba i trusted you 17856 895842212906512384 2017-08-10 23:00:02-04 Missed Trump's post-briefing Q&A and only just now reading it. Look at how Trump talks about (and then pivots away from) Sessions. https://t.co/asApjTpBUD 17857 895841300813160448 2017-08-10 22:56:24-04 @WilliamTurton i gotta know what mensch thinks about this development 17858 895841006012203008 2017-08-10 22:55:14-04 @nycsouthpaw (just in case someone notices) 17859 895840824654778368 2017-08-10 22:54:31-04 @nycsouthpaw https://t.co/JeWqDkANlX 17860 895839790272270336 2017-08-10 22:50:24-04 @onceuponA @zrjaved @darth yes and you can set it so that only people at whom darth has tweeted "omfg" can message you before you message them 17861 895839249039228928 2017-08-10 22:48:15-04 @onceuponA @zrjaved @darth when you register you are asked to pick your favorite darth photoshop and then an algorithm matches people based on their selections 17862 895838985410555905 2017-08-10 22:47:12-04 @WookOfficial @admiraljello if you want to hear a funny story, ask jello about his condo board meeting 17863 895838804220809220 2017-08-10 22:46:29-04 @emptywheel @joshuamanning23 sure grandma 17864 895838435373719552 2017-08-10 22:45:01-04 @emptywheel @joshuamanning23 had they even invented the butter churn back when you saw it? 17865 895838087284129795 2017-08-10 22:43:38-04 @WookOfficial @admiraljello thank u for understanding 17866 895837971903074305 2017-08-10 22:43:11-04 @emptywheel @joshuamanning23 in many ways 17867 895837631438868482 2017-08-10 22:41:49-04 @WookOfficial @admiraljello I don't edit you as much as I used to I feel bad about that 17868 895837506385707008 2017-08-10 22:41:20-04 @joshuamanning23 @emptywheel i'm blocking you 17869 895837217368797185 2017-08-10 22:40:11-04 @WookOfficial @admiraljello how's your evening going do websites even experience time? 17870 895837094211440640 2017-08-10 22:39:41-04 @joshuamanning23 @emptywheel anyone who thinks Darth Maul is the best character because he has a cool lightsaber is objectively very dumb 17871 895836973730017280 2017-08-10 22:39:13-04 @emptywheel @joshuamanning23 listen, I agree 17872 895836529955831808 2017-08-10 22:37:27-04 @WookOfficial @admiraljello hello 17873 895836450918477829 2017-08-10 22:37:08-04 @ShibaSommelier @imaginaryerika @russbengtson @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw omfg shiba 17874 895835556084633600 2017-08-10 22:33:35-04 @eleventhirtyate oh yeah I meant the Earth's population sorry 17875 895835235933454336 2017-08-10 22:32:18-04 @eleventhirtyate some of those are porn bots tho 17876 895835168451289088 2017-08-10 22:32:02-04 @nycsouthpaw hope u are enjoying ur mentions 17877 895835063866228736 2017-08-10 22:31:37-04 @ShibaSommelier @imaginaryerika @russbengtson @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw omg shiba sommelier hello 17878 895834566950367232 2017-08-10 22:29:39-04 @emptywheel You should rewatch them they're actually quite fun 17879 895834478907723776 2017-08-10 22:29:18-04 @eleventhirtyate imagine trying to explain this image to literally 99.999999% of Earth's population today 17880 895834227891212291 2017-08-10 22:28:18-04 @emptywheel WOW 17881 895834083246342144 2017-08-10 22:27:43-04 @emptywheel I for one take an inclusive approach to Star Wars fandom 17882 895833473679851520 2017-08-10 22:25:18-04 @emptywheel I never said other SW movies didn't have cyber!! They're just gonna be more explicit about it this time. Also R2 is my favorite character. 17883 895832753027121152 2017-08-10 22:22:26-04 @darth did u see this it made me very happy https://t.co/s1RNXDMAxe 17884 895830657200508929 2017-08-10 22:14:07-04 @russbengtson @imaginaryerika @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw I have no secret, I am just a normal human male 17885 895830057784156161 2017-08-10 22:11:44-04 @imaginaryerika @ChuckWendig @darth @russbengtson @nycsouthpaw if I were a corgi I'd frolic and not care about worldly matters but I am a human 17886 895829581604823045 2017-08-10 22:09:50-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @russbengtson @nycsouthpaw that's not me that's a corgi and if you had live camera footage of me I'd know it and it would be gross and offensive 17887 895829499060858883 2017-08-10 22:09:30-04 @jesseberney nothing gets past you jesse 17888 895829320073195521 2017-08-10 22:08:48-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @russbengtson @nycsouthpaw that's just a very cute dog 17889 895829071468392448 2017-08-10 22:07:48-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @russbengtson @nycsouthpaw no stop that 17890 895828856967483392 2017-08-10 22:06:57-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @russbengtson @nycsouthpaw I just looked in a mirror and all I saw was someone who wants this all to be over 17891 895828661714247681 2017-08-10 22:06:11-04 @darth @russbengtson @ChuckWendig @nycsouthpaw I can't even remember, was this you or Chuck 17892 895827526542655489 2017-08-10 22:01:40-04 @heathdwilliams i hate this world 17893 895827461728079872 2017-08-10 22:01:25-04 @russbengtson @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw russ 17894 895827440605552641 2017-08-10 22:01:20-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw chuck it is called "emailing" 17895 895827115756503041 2017-08-10 22:00:02-04 2017 is lit https://t.co/QGw2Dwpats https://t.co/XJTR1FQq3M 17896 895826653330518017 2017-08-10 21:58:12-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw I'm ashamed of how you gaslight me by telling me I'm a corgi 17897 895826440868024321 2017-08-10 21:57:21-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw I AM LAUGHING HYSTERICALLY OKAY THIS IS ACTUALLY GOOD 17898 895826174605242369 2017-08-10 21:56:18-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw also I'm not a corgi and Rod Rosenstein isn't my dad!!! just for any new folks who are tuning in 17899 895825209617399809 2017-08-10 21:52:28-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw this thread is the sum of all my nightmares 17900 895824683249131521 2017-08-10 21:50:22-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @nycsouthpaw WHY DID YOU HAVE TO JOIN THIS THREAD 17901 895824593608298498 2017-08-10 21:50:01-04 @erikmal @darth @nycsouthpaw It's fine I know how to sneak out of the window silently 17902 895824537907994624 2017-08-10 21:49:48-04 @BeccaPiano @zrjaved @darth I really like Home Is Where The Darth Is 17903 895824047208095744 2017-08-10 21:47:51-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw DARTH COME ON 17904 895824007467077634 2017-08-10 21:47:41-04 @ashleyfeinberg @ditzkoff Ashley CHILL 17905 895823817091801088 2017-08-10 21:46:56-04 @ditzkoff @ashleyfeinberg I don't like you when you're like this 17906 895823779175202816 2017-08-10 21:46:47-04 @nycsouthpaw you should be nicer to me 17907 895823422323806208 2017-08-10 21:45:22-04 @nycsouthpaw oh wow welcome to twitter paw we make jokes 17908 895823332922322944 2017-08-10 21:45:00-04 Everything about this story is so unimaginably dumb, pathetic, and sad. https://t.co/RrmTofojAd 17909 895823296910045184 2017-08-10 21:44:52-04 @ditzkoff @ashleyfeinberg wow brag much 17910 895823184834043905 2017-08-10 21:44:25-04 @nycsouthpaw i also enjoyed her talking about how her boss carried a big stick 17911 895822990503546880 2017-08-10 21:43:39-04 @ashleyfeinberg everyone likes art 17912 895822655475023873 2017-08-10 21:42:19-04 @darth @zrjaved omg darth 17913 895821942015627265 2017-08-10 21:39:29-04 @APBBlue well obviously you'd exaggerate it a bit 17914 895821736897372160 2017-08-10 21:38:40-04 @zrjaved @darth i can't believe i didn't think of a darth-based matchmaking service before 17915 895820942340902912 2017-08-10 21:35:30-04 @APBBlue when I met you two I instantly thought you should co-write a sitcom based on your true life stories 17916 895820418963079172 2017-08-10 21:33:26-04 @posas13 LOL 17917 895820256798801920 2017-08-10 21:32:47-04 @savkthom lol 17918 895819560355454977 2017-08-10 21:30:01-04 Australia...thanks https://t.co/kDtXGBEivq 17919 895815784772939777 2017-08-10 21:15:01-04 This is among the only good things that will ever happen on Reddit https://t.co/9OrSrV0xvl 17920 895812947733340161 2017-08-10 21:03:44-04 @APBBlue there it is 17921 895812014378856448 2017-08-10 21:00:02-04 Wonder what career USDA staff think of this https://t.co/cFcOtiNKWJ 17922 895808620167933952 2017-08-10 20:46:33-04 @sparksjls thanks I like to do references 17923 895808436524417024 2017-08-10 20:45:49-04 @mattdpearce my theory https://t.co/vJo0y0XxGA 17924 895808310645063681 2017-08-10 20:45:19-04 @sparksjls I'm guessing Don Jr. described it to him and he said "If it's what you say I love it, especially later in the summer" 17925 895808105228845056 2017-08-10 20:44:30-04 @MEPFuller you're really gonna piss a certain senate office inhofe with this tweet 17926 895808004305629188 2017-08-10 20:44:06-04 @carlfranzen HA 17927 895804961921134592 2017-08-10 20:32:00-04 Trump loved the NSC memo and is furious that McMaster fired its author 17928 895804770124013568 2017-08-10 20:31:15-04 @Wanderlustin wow ok 17929 895804462828310528 2017-08-10 20:30:01-04 @Wanderlustin i love you 17930 895804379302776833 2017-08-10 20:29:41-04 @WilliamTurton I really would. I wish I could come over and hang! 17931 895804003681935360 2017-08-10 20:28:12-04 @WilliamTurton i love you what did you order 17932 895802860142710784 2017-08-10 20:23:39-04 @ChuckWendig okay I'm gonna have to run this one by @pablohidalgo 17933 895802202220048384 2017-08-10 20:21:02-04 @ChuckWendig but is snoke a settler of catan 17934 895801215136739328 2017-08-10 20:17:07-04 @HamillHimself If anything could beat the EW SW covers, it would be cute dogs. 17935 895800999385997313 2017-08-10 20:16:16-04 This is as close to subtweeting the boss as senior U.S. diplomats get https://t.co/VaCPjBBL2S 17936 895796911772491780 2017-08-10 20:00:01-04 https://t.co/IylpbxxYft https://t.co/GUYv2KBgrY 17937 895794693770018816 2017-08-10 19:51:12-04 @heathdwilliams oh 17938 895793944394682368 2017-08-10 19:48:14-04 @heathdwilliams can u https://t.co/n1mnNsb0ug 17939 895793180104429569 2017-08-10 19:45:11-04 @AshCrossan i love you so much 17940 895792694013906944 2017-08-10 19:43:15-04 @Scott_Bromley @AshCrossan I like "histress" 17941 895791531784888321 2017-08-10 19:38:38-04 @wexler It's the second blueberry-based lawsuit the coffee and pastry chain has faced! 17942 895789360636932099 2017-08-10 19:30:01-04 Oh my god, this person's journey through the Star Wars Expanded Universe made my day. (h/t @pablohidalgo) https://t.co/FWVlbp74su 17943 895785584890793984 2017-08-10 19:15:00-04 The new Star Wars movie has cyber!!!!!! https://t.co/AXHqGceM8H https://t.co/R2EylvYwVk 17944 895785196146089984 2017-08-10 19:13:28-04 @heathdwilliams congrats on being a twitter user 17945 895783418243330049 2017-08-10 19:06:24-04 @chrislhayes @MichaelRWarren "it's not you, it's me" 17946 895781814538608640 2017-08-10 19:00:02-04 I'm fine, this is fine https://t.co/9yksOnsgZ6 https://t.co/TR4byOtxSP 17947 895781754862276608 2017-08-10 18:59:47-04 @heathdwilliams @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @bnystedt @jwinkworth23 heath pls like it 17948 895778482441080832 2017-08-10 18:46:47-04 @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @jwinkworth23 omfg how did he get in there https://t.co/6OESZOGrfv 17949 895777408359550976 2017-08-10 18:42:31-04 @matt_latimer I am sorry you hate fun! 17950 895772088648310790 2017-08-10 18:21:23-04 What a statement https://t.co/gBXs4Wac7c 17951 895769558241484800 2017-08-10 18:11:19-04 @dog_rates @darth Zapruder this shit you two 17952 895769261611921408 2017-08-10 18:10:09-04 @joshgerstein @blakehounshell @GoAngelo Brutal 17953 895768525364752388 2017-08-10 18:07:13-04 @heathdwilliams THIS DOG 17954 895768215434952710 2017-08-10 18:05:59-04 @grynbaum @normative @realJeffreyLord This is operatic 17955 895766718009704450 2017-08-10 18:00:02-04 https://t.co/3waN1Lo8lJ https://t.co/Ev3ytabI6G 17956 895766125400686592 2017-08-10 17:57:41-04 @pbump Philip 17957 895765890494590981 2017-08-10 17:56:45-04 @kelseylh Hmm 17958 895765723003461633 2017-08-10 17:56:05-04 @kelseylh 3/10 17959 895758617680506880 2017-08-10 17:27:51-04 @JaredRizzi No 17960 895756621326032897 2017-08-10 17:19:55-04 The shade in this tweet https://t.co/6Ej9AFrFNW 17961 895755460854329350 2017-08-10 17:15:18-04 @MatthewNussbaum Lol lol lol 17962 895751617181491200 2017-08-10 17:00:02-04 Finely tuned machine https://t.co/DUVqJxqX4U 17963 895747696711147521 2017-08-10 16:44:27-04 NARRATOR VOICE: "He has almost certainly given it some thought." https://t.co/Cy2VLlZFRQ 17964 895744172510109696 2017-08-10 16:30:27-04 @lrozen absolutely f-ing incredible beyond words 17965 895743394852556800 2017-08-10 16:27:22-04 Remarkable https://t.co/o0fspPuJWg 17966 895743086449631238 2017-08-10 16:26:08-04 @Benergizer1 @eleventhirtyate YES!!!! 17967 895741765701029890 2017-08-10 16:20:53-04 ... https://t.co/ugkm3tbI9w 17968 895740844485095425 2017-08-10 16:17:14-04 @eleventhirtyate i am SO EXCITED for hacking 17969 895736515308826624 2017-08-10 16:00:01-04 Blumenthal says North Korea's cyber capabilities "are well beyond what the public understands." Laments lack of definition of "act of war." https://t.co/KC5US4JwXL 17970 895733183311998977 2017-08-10 15:46:47-04 @JenniferJJacobs gulp 17971 895731585085042688 2017-08-10 15:40:26-04 @nicolecieux @admiraljello if this is correct @rianjohnson just tug your left earlobe and take a picture of yourself doing it preferably from the editing room 17972 895731051976437761 2017-08-10 15:38:19-04 @nicolecieux @admiraljello SLIGHTLY BIGGER REY 17973 895726159555637248 2017-08-10 15:18:52-04 @darth @rustyk5 i just feel like we're missing something, darth. it can't be this easy. 17974 895725904672038912 2017-08-10 15:17:52-04 @rustyk5 @darth how. is. this. website. free. 17975 895725323819655168 2017-08-10 15:15:33-04 @JaredRizzi oh 17976 895724881429528577 2017-08-10 15:13:48-04 https://t.co/sSaQz7Oitd 17977 895721413688127489 2017-08-10 15:00:01-04 Reminder: Just out of sight, within easy reach of Trump, is a military aide carrying a briefcase with which POTUS can end the world. https://t.co/4p70Ai8l5M 17978 895720292047310849 2017-08-10 14:55:33-04 @dcbigjohn he's not wrong 17979 895719931093889024 2017-08-10 14:54:07-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw STAR WAR 17980 895719788126908418 2017-08-10 14:53:33-04 @kelseylh eventually yes 17981 895719239432241152 2017-08-10 14:51:22-04 @nahaltoosi normally that would be the job of the Deputy Assistant Secretary for Stick Carrying, but you know, with all the vacancies... 17982 895717635806986240 2017-08-10 14:45:00-04 Great point here. https://t.co/uVqQEOgvZR 17983 895717541057900544 2017-08-10 14:44:38-04 @frankthorp phrasing 17984 895715884400078848 2017-08-10 14:38:03-04 @SarkaAaron JESUS 17985 895715622134226944 2017-08-10 14:37:00-04 i am weeping https://t.co/lqWFaAwLg3 17986 895715155111272448 2017-08-10 14:35:09-04 @teroterotero hahahahahahahahah 17987 895715121569431552 2017-08-10 14:35:01-04 dat bell https://t.co/SmNVT6TZdF 17988 895714920179879936 2017-08-10 14:34:13-04 @dangwhat48 @NatashaBertrand please clap 17989 895714861606481920 2017-08-10 14:33:59-04 @MarisaKabas very sorry to hear this, RIP 17990 895714381446643712 2017-08-10 14:32:04-04 @NatashaBertrand start to dowd his honesty 17991 895714319475908608 2017-08-10 14:31:49-04 @lrozen have been asking this question all day 17992 895713869494194177 2017-08-10 14:30:02-04 Today is the best day https://t.co/dZ4uwmsktk 17993 895712180787707904 2017-08-10 14:23:20-04 @IsaacDovere ahahahahahaha 17994 895711957961117696 2017-08-10 14:22:26-04 @zara915 @nycsouthpaw @carney God how I needed this today 17995 895711212222197761 2017-08-10 14:19:29-04 @ditzkoff Don't you mean (((Andrew Lloyd (((Sondheim)))))) 17996 895710610104700928 2017-08-10 14:17:05-04 @ditzkoff too many syllables in the last line 17997 895710168285052929 2017-08-10 14:15:20-04 @NatashaBertrand maybe he should get a new job! 17998 895708541142609920 2017-08-10 14:08:52-04 @TonyRomm shyea it is 17999 895707982788472833 2017-08-10 14:06:39-04 @timothypmurphy I desperately want someone at a WH briefing to just ask Sarah, "What does Seb Gorka do?" I mean he goes on TV. But what does he *do*? 18000 895707286005579776 2017-08-10 14:03:53-04 @jbarro omfg 18001 895705374820630528 2017-08-10 13:56:17-04 @Section_131 as my previous tweet said, it's "ever recorded" 18002 895705285616185344 2017-08-10 13:55:56-04 @NickBaumann @timothypmurphy pin this 18003 895704169088200704 2017-08-10 13:51:29-04 @gregotto please do a line-by-line roasting of this 18004 895703646607994880 2017-08-10 13:49:25-04 @mviser @aedwardslevy cackling 18005 895703594653102080 2017-08-10 13:49:12-04 @Hadas_Gold Oh great now the Opposition Media can *time-travel* too! 18006 895700415735640067 2017-08-10 13:36:35-04 * Highest sea levels ever. * Highest greenhouse gas concentrations ever. * Lowest Antarctic sea ice levels ever. * More extreme rain cycles. 18007 895697972779995136 2017-08-10 13:26:52-04 @gregotto I. LOVE. THIS. 18008 895695493891796993 2017-08-10 13:17:01-04 @gregotto @josephfcox hahahaaahahahaha 18009 895694508410777600 2017-08-10 13:13:06-04 @joshledermanAP @IsaacDovere 2017 will never stop 2017ing 18010 895692520348422144 2017-08-10 13:05:12-04 @KFILE @CLewandowski_ it's still absolutely amazing to me that someone could describe the campaign chairman this way 18011 895691871707701248 2017-08-10 13:02:38-04 @JaredRizzi *chef kissing fingertips* 18012 895691221066186752 2017-08-10 13:00:02-04 @nicolecieux IM HONESTLY FINE IM LAUGHING EVEN 18013 895691212807524353 2017-08-10 13:00:00-04 Just wow. https://t.co/wDtyaeucUx 18014 895690803657535489 2017-08-10 12:58:23-04 @nicolecieux i'm fine, everything is fine 18015 895687647846379520 2017-08-10 12:45:50-04 You can call him directly, you know https://t.co/mMfskIE3Q0 18016 895685404715872256 2017-08-10 12:36:56-04 @cwarzel BuzzFeed reporter 18017 895685324432707584 2017-08-10 12:36:37-04 @heathdwilliams very on-brand 18018 895685171701264384 2017-08-10 12:36:00-04 NBC story notes that DIA may have "a history of generously estimating the capacity of some opposing militaries." https://t.co/wwYFuoBofU 18019 895684916855398401 2017-08-10 12:34:59-04 @pbump I'll allow it 18020 895684741042761728 2017-08-10 12:34:17-04 @pbump LUCY 18021 895684322442846208 2017-08-10 12:32:38-04 The only agency to disagree with the Iraq WMD assessment was State (INR). Wonder what it thinks of this. https://t.co/8pmUgS3lR5 18022 895683909584814081 2017-08-10 12:30:59-04 @JaredRizzi wat 18023 895682213118922752 2017-08-10 12:24:15-04 @JaredRizzi ahahahahahahaha 18024 895677458565001217 2017-08-10 12:05:21-04 @petridishes "things you can say about nuclear weapons but not your girlfriend" 18025 895676757789089796 2017-08-10 12:02:34-04 @petridishes imagine Trump doing Scenes from a Hat 18026 895676125740847105 2017-08-10 12:00:03-04 Happy birthday to one of the world's greatest cultural and historical treasures. https://t.co/gIbmiRGpGI 18027 895674859501563904 2017-08-10 11:55:01-04 @atsneed well done moving those tabs into a new order just for this screenshot 18028 895661021347577857 2017-08-10 11:00:02-04 This is incredible. https://t.co/L7q5OMVod4 https://t.co/hxyJdLqBUC 18029 895658889525555200 2017-08-10 10:51:34-04 @nycsouthpaw Hmmm, well, ah, fair 18030 895658394215960576 2017-08-10 10:49:36-04 @nycsouthpaw Is that even true? 18031 895652784934092800 2017-08-10 10:27:19-04 @chaosbria I HAD FORGOTTEN ABOUT THE "MOFFERENCE" 18032 895652301611905024 2017-08-10 10:25:23-04 @chaosbria I HAD NO IDEA ABOUT THE CLONE TROOPERS WEARING PURPLE WAMPA SUITS 18033 895647994648899584 2017-08-10 10:08:16-04 @Wolfesghost @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @jwinkworth23 HOW DOES THIS KEEP GETTING BETTER 18034 895647201778696195 2017-08-10 10:05:07-04 @ashleyfeinberg that's rude but i understand 18035 895647101648084996 2017-08-10 10:04:44-04 @ashleyfeinberg wait can you tell my why i don't want to subscribe but now i want to know why 18036 895646487165755392 2017-08-10 10:02:17-04 @ashleyfeinberg why do you do this to yourself 18037 895645915754582016 2017-08-10 10:00:01-04 DNA malware! https://t.co/HrEneZ10xc 18038 895638005293215744 2017-08-10 09:28:35-04 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate n 18039 895637669069377536 2017-08-10 09:27:15-04 @heathdwilliams @bnystedt @eleventhirtyate you obvi 18040 895637415414648832 2017-08-10 09:26:14-04 @bnystedt @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate how are you consistently this good 18041 895632043354329088 2017-08-10 09:04:53-04 @eleventhirtyate Me too but I thought it would be @heathdwilliams 18042 895630814658146306 2017-08-10 09:00:00-04 This is *literally* Nixon's madman theory. https://t.co/oUWuCvQjkn 18043 895626881864740864 2017-08-10 08:44:23-04 @JaredRizzi Omfg 18044 895622690500947968 2017-08-10 08:27:43-04 @ChuckWendig I am excited for you 18045 895622116917350400 2017-08-10 08:25:27-04 @ChuckWendig I believe you two are bonded now 18046 895620333641895936 2017-08-10 08:18:22-04 @ChuckWendig What did you say to the groundhog 18047 895615863050706945 2017-08-10 08:00:36-04 Glad to see Playbook is staying #woke https://t.co/Tsy5MVESsB 18048 895478011092385794 2017-08-09 22:52:49-04 @AshCrossan @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars @ChuckWendig is that an 'nsync thing 18049 895477475601301504 2017-08-09 22:50:42-04 @AshCrossan @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars @ChuckWendig oh look who finally showed up 18050 895463773900754944 2017-08-09 21:56:15-04 @MakingStarWars @eleventhirtyate @SAHMof3DSSPSA @ChuckWendig hey chuck do you think delilah would enjoy being tagged into this thread 18051 895463655646519297 2017-08-09 21:55:47-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars right, the most average of normals 18052 895461931753947137 2017-08-09 21:48:56-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars it's cool i tricked him into thinking i was special but really i'm normal af 18053 895457170627510272 2017-08-09 21:30:00-04 This is the most Billy Dee Williams thing I have ever heard. https://t.co/ZgabTNZq6o https://t.co/fwHOnpeNfb 18054 895453954502479873 2017-08-09 21:17:14-04 @heathdwilliams 18055 895453151708434432 2017-08-09 21:14:02-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots @brian_nov young what if there's no cyber news tomorrow 18056 895452956539080704 2017-08-09 21:13:16-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars my cameraman will be with us so it will 18057 895452721716711425 2017-08-09 21:12:20-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars cool, it'll be a great big defensive circlejerk of protective socially just star wars normalcy 18058 895452455084969984 2017-08-09 21:11:16-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars don't worry man i'll protect you 18059 895452218593234944 2017-08-09 21:10:20-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars normal af 18060 895451922806837248 2017-08-09 21:09:09-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars oh right right okay good let's be normal together 18061 895449802577674244 2017-08-09 21:00:44-04 @bradheath @etuckerAP @emptywheel how can you even be shore of the total coast? 18062 895449622180749312 2017-08-09 21:00:01-04 We could have improved so many national parks with this $50 million. Military waste is so depressing. https://t.co/dR4se6UZZp 18063 895447677416202240 2017-08-09 20:52:17-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars didn't you already do that? 18064 895447356849754113 2017-08-09 20:51:01-04 @NatashaBertrand and knowing on the record versus OTR was LITERALLY Mooch's job 18065 895444672352485376 2017-08-09 20:40:21-04 @Wanderlustin Wait till you read the article about Rose 18066 895443098699878401 2017-08-09 20:34:05-04 @IsaacDovere I should really watch these television shows 18067 895442925315698688 2017-08-09 20:33:24-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars Yeah! We can Photoshop all men out of Star Wars 18068 895442490748260352 2017-08-09 20:31:40-04 @petridishes Mark too He and I will be trick-or-treating in AdMo 18069 895442264570200065 2017-08-09 20:30:47-04 @petridishes We're all going to be dressed as porgs for Halloween 18070 895442073171533824 2017-08-09 20:30:01-04 "Senator, it is with a heavy heart that I must inform you..." https://t.co/PFpflPXrUx https://t.co/n3zNLNfrm4 18071 895441914199027713 2017-08-09 20:29:23-04 @IsaacDovere OK maybe I'm the Fraiser in this conversation 18072 895441294444470272 2017-08-09 20:26:55-04 @IsaacDovere I'm the Kramer in this conversation, right? 18073 895440886565392384 2017-08-09 20:25:18-04 @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars I love being social justice buds with you, my fellow regular SW fan 18074 895440010006200320 2017-08-09 20:21:49-04 @IsaacDovere 18075 895439692400820224 2017-08-09 20:20:33-04 @eleventhirtyate @MakingStarWars yep, that's me and @ChuckWendig, just two regular normal individual Star Wars fans, both of us 18076 895438329931415553 2017-08-09 20:15:08-04 @IsaacDovere is this from seinfeld 18077 895438295412473856 2017-08-09 20:15:00-04 "That chicken is not something that is normally present at that location behind the White House" – @joshledermanAP https://t.co/YJB5JFNlUs 18078 895438214915170304 2017-08-09 20:14:41-04 @heathdwilliams actually I take it back this is good 18079 895437689218007040 2017-08-09 20:12:36-04 @heathdwilliams heath. 18080 895437537065525249 2017-08-09 20:11:59-04 @BlairBraverman @darth o m f g 18081 895437491653750784 2017-08-09 20:11:49-04 @kelseylh hahahahahahaha 18082 895436911690608642 2017-08-09 20:09:30-04 @IsaacDovere Isaac, what level of array would you say the Dems are in? 18083 895435942399426560 2017-08-09 20:05:39-04 Overseas, Trump "has openly mocked his own aides, contradicting and arguing with them in front of other leaders." https://t.co/LLEqdnqHqw https://t.co/Q22vwn5Nni 18084 895435022286471168 2017-08-09 20:02:00-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams @pablohidalgo what I love about it is that it's actually 100% true if you open your eyes #staywoke 18085 895434528885317632 2017-08-09 20:00:02-04 Some European diplomats play Trump Bingo whenever he speaks. https://t.co/LLEqdnqHqw https://t.co/LbXRzgfWuC 18086 895434319879065601 2017-08-09 19:59:12-04 @jesseberney nsfw 18087 895434247607119872 2017-08-09 19:58:55-04 @Wanderlustin @pablohidalgo I had to tag you bc I know this is your favorite theory 18088 895433089891131392 2017-08-09 19:54:19-04 @TheApexFan @chaosbria that's fair 18089 895432800807079936 2017-08-09 19:53:10-04 @TheApexFan @chaosbria Justin, someday you're gonna be nice to me, I just know it 18090 895431716092948480 2017-08-09 19:48:52-04 @lordsaturnine hahahahaha 18091 895431241201205248 2017-08-09 19:46:58-04 @MegaTogekiss for u i will 18092 895430746126602240 2017-08-09 19:45:00-04 Holy Ambiguous Photo Captions, Batman! https://t.co/h77Z77KtgC https://t.co/GRuwukRraa 18093 895430583852990464 2017-08-09 19:44:22-04 @chaosbria yeah but who knows if i'll see you before then all four! 18094 895430311227658240 2017-08-09 19:43:17-04 @chaosbria me me me (NYCC) 18095 895429863611310080 2017-08-09 19:41:30-04 @tins1222 @darth idk darth, what do you think about porgs 18096 895427735807340544 2017-08-09 19:33:03-04 @NoTheOtherLeft you can get right the hell out 18097 895427222063923201 2017-08-09 19:31:00-04 @pablohidalgo cc: @Wanderlustin 18098 895427124382793728 2017-08-09 19:30:37-04 Look who agrees with me https://t.co/7B621uxJTV 18099 895426711835344896 2017-08-09 19:28:58-04 @JennyENicholson I'm not judging 18100 895425987239755776 2017-08-09 19:26:06-04 @darth young rey feeling rejected by luke 18101 895425583173312513 2017-08-09 19:24:29-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes that will never happen tho 18102 895425504181760000 2017-08-09 19:24:11-04 @AlwaysaPITA whatever they want tbh 18103 895425219975933952 2017-08-09 19:23:03-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes kindly walk out into the vacuum of space 18104 895425137146712064 2017-08-09 19:22:43-04 @JaredRizzi i loathe you 18105 895425059963125761 2017-08-09 19:22:25-04 @scalzi you're too kind 18106 895424858338713600 2017-08-09 19:21:37-04 For those who are unaware, this is a porg and it is going to be the best thing about this movie: https://t.co/7rZy0MnuEu 18107 895424492536811520 2017-08-09 19:20:09-04 @petridishes @JaredRizzi hi alexandra https://t.co/iJQM5vkyGd 18108 895424316044566530 2017-08-09 19:19:27-04 *record scratch* *freeze frame* Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation. https://t.co/r1FBcvKQfr 18109 895424098440019968 2017-08-09 19:18:35-04 @ashleyrgold @selenalarson oh my fog 18110 895423504127991808 2017-08-09 19:16:14-04 @NoTheOtherLeft omg 18111 895423130579066880 2017-08-09 19:14:45-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Wait what? 18112 895421701219024896 2017-08-09 19:09:04-04 @JennyENicholson looks painful but ok 18113 895421639340556294 2017-08-09 19:08:49-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan @ScottWamplerBMD @JimJarmuschHair @GermainLussier @SteeleWars @DustinMSandoval @mtgilchrist @ChuckWendig probably from all the "heath." tweets 18114 895421125634564096 2017-08-09 19:06:47-04 @JennyENicholson poor crab 18115 895420869412962305 2017-08-09 19:05:46-04 @eleventhirtyate good 18116 895420386568880130 2017-08-09 19:03:50-04 give me this movie right now https://t.co/RZ2FGu7R0K 18117 895419956862619648 2017-08-09 19:02:08-04 @eleventhirtyate we can't rule that out 18118 895419583804432385 2017-08-09 19:00:39-04 @eleventhirtyate that you know of 18119 895419422650904576 2017-08-09 19:00:01-04 OH HELL YES https://t.co/01mi5z8oNi https://t.co/339KeLxdQl 18120 895419123961823232 2017-08-09 18:58:49-04 @eleventhirtyate what if Snoke IS a lobster 18121 895418171519254528 2017-08-09 18:55:02-04 @eleventhirtyate lawl 18122 895417746959114240 2017-08-09 18:53:21-04 @AshCrossan @ScottWamplerBMD @JimJarmuschHair @GermainLussier @heathdwilliams @SteeleWars @DustinMSandoval @mtgilchrist @ChuckWendig ilu bff 18123 895416948074450944 2017-08-09 18:50:11-04 @AshCrossan @ScottWamplerBMD @JimJarmuschHair @GermainLussier @heathdwilliams @SteeleWars @DustinMSandoval @mtgilchrist @ChuckWendig "weezer" lol 18124 895416215614652417 2017-08-09 18:47:16-04 @AshCrossan @ScottWamplerBMD @JimJarmuschHair @GermainLussier @heathdwilliams @SteeleWars @DustinMSandoval @mtgilchrist @ChuckWendig oh my god 18125 895412336395268096 2017-08-09 18:31:51-04 @kelseylh wow 18126 895412064914747392 2017-08-09 18:30:46-04 @kelseylh guam down 18127 895410009139556352 2017-08-09 18:22:36-04 @emptywheel @bradheath Knew you'd show up at that 18128 895409670243983360 2017-08-09 18:21:15-04 @bradheath TIL 18129 895409166482890754 2017-08-09 18:19:15-04 @bradheath What's the difference? 18130 895408727163101184 2017-08-09 18:17:31-04 @bradheath Of course you looked this up 18131 895408443238100992 2017-08-09 18:16:23-04 @darth @Bencjacobs Unreal 18132 895407743875649537 2017-08-09 18:13:36-04 This seems fine https://t.co/gdFKhMaaC5 18133 895407331449724929 2017-08-09 18:11:58-04 @timothypmurphy cc: @CIJ_ICJ 18134 895405221412843520 2017-08-09 18:03:35-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes Now I'm distracted 18135 895404647917264897 2017-08-09 18:01:18-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes Listen 18136 895404463774728192 2017-08-09 18:00:34-04 @petridishes @JaredRizzi I will flag it for you, it would mean the world to me if you RTed it 18137 895404328537673729 2017-08-09 18:00:02-04 MUSHU https://t.co/53oT71I5xa 18138 895404193040740352 2017-08-09 17:59:30-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes https://t.co/oj62uWOxIb 18139 895403464225947649 2017-08-09 17:56:36-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes I mostly did it in Twitter convos with my SW friends 18140 895403264031764480 2017-08-09 17:55:48-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes Um yes they're adorable and I will be doing a clever tweet about them v soon 18141 895403060876521472 2017-08-09 17:55:00-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes Have you met me??? 18142 895401709807251462 2017-08-09 17:49:38-04 @JaredRizzi @petridishes Stop making fun of Porgs 18143 895401556685803524 2017-08-09 17:49:01-04 @ashleyfeinberg Dril Betsy Ross Flag Tweet 18144 895401468123127808 2017-08-09 17:48:40-04 @nycsouthpaw @petridishes That escalated quickly 18145 895400550199681024 2017-08-09 17:45:01-04 @VileZero Yesssss LMK 18146 895400149756915713 2017-08-09 17:43:26-04 @VileZero I LOVE COCO when can we hang out 18147 895399712525881345 2017-08-09 17:41:41-04 @petridishes 18148 895399374204928001 2017-08-09 17:40:21-04 @VileZero OMG 18149 895397695279554561 2017-08-09 17:33:40-04 @petridishes EXACTLY. R2 is every good character. 18150 895397448448954372 2017-08-09 17:32:42-04 @petridishes R2 was already both of these tho 18151 895394342139043840 2017-08-09 17:20:21-04 @OriginalLudious Geller > Colbert 18152 895394040815943681 2017-08-09 17:19:09-04 @OriginalLudious wow 18153 895393992422150144 2017-08-09 17:18:58-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason hawkay then 18154 895393790109863941 2017-08-09 17:18:09-04 @cwarzel did you ask InfoWars for (((comment))) 18155 895393586384171008 2017-08-09 17:17:21-04 @atsneed this seems kinda rude 18156 895393507870945282 2017-08-09 17:17:02-04 @JaredRizzi All-time Twitter MVP 18157 895393470218723328 2017-08-09 17:16:53-04 @darth @hilaryr you are like something from another planet 18158 895393225296531458 2017-08-09 17:15:55-04 Many people are saying this budget will include the salary for a full-time staffer reading my excellent joke tweets about Mueller. https://t.co/ZT8e2QcsZe 18159 895392021573140480 2017-08-09 17:11:08-04 @yashar @nycsouthpaw This means HuffPo cannot pay for your legal costs, right? 18160 895391171954003969 2017-08-09 17:07:45-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason are you crying fowl? 18161 895390049797369856 2017-08-09 17:03:18-04 @AliWatkins seems like you're reacting to the freakout with some open sighs 18162 895389923318149120 2017-08-09 17:02:47-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason our goose will be cooked 18163 895389222818926593 2017-08-09 17:00:00-04 "a search warrant would only be needed if Mueller doubted Manafort would comply w/ document requests or a subpoena" https://t.co/I6ofoqPtEW 18164 895388876096798721 2017-08-09 16:58:38-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason you're cuckoo 18165 895387834932236288 2017-08-09 16:54:30-04 @amurphy @JaredRizzi @juliemason just a few guys yolking around 18166 895387723988688896 2017-08-09 16:54:03-04 @JesseLehrich @blakehounshell too small for me, sorry 18167 895387306114387970 2017-08-09 16:52:23-04 @JesseLehrich @blakehounshell yep, i'm president of the rental company now 18168 895387120730353664 2017-08-09 16:51:39-04 @darth @pbump lol owned by a red panda 18169 895386241230929920 2017-08-09 16:48:10-04 @JesseLehrich @blakehounshell i once tried negotiating a rent decrease this way 18170 895386011789922306 2017-08-09 16:47:15-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason you really scrambled this conversation with that one 18171 895385784043352064 2017-08-09 16:46:21-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason this seems like a story for a hard-boiled reporter 18172 895385685993152514 2017-08-09 16:45:57-04 @Bing_Chris "More Like 'Carbon Whack'" – rejected blog post title 18173 895385422636908544 2017-08-09 16:44:54-04 @Bing_Chris hahahahahahahahahahaha 18174 895385363954454530 2017-08-09 16:44:40-04 @juliemason @GOOOSELIP @JaredRizzi talk about a segue 18175 895385104947830784 2017-08-09 16:43:39-04 @pbump cyber 18176 895384930510938145 2017-08-09 16:42:57-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason trolling isn't all it's clucked up to be 18177 895384581637103618 2017-08-09 16:41:34-04 @JaredRizzi @juliemason seems like a poultry attempt at trolling 18178 895375152489410560 2017-08-09 16:04:06-04 @SarahNEmerson absolutely incredible 18179 895374132384321536 2017-08-09 16:00:03-04 V E R I Z O N CAPITAL ONE ARENA E N T E R https://t.co/Y5zIunrxfO 18180 895370184655065088 2017-08-09 15:44:21-04 @admiraljello this is porrific 18181 895368446594215936 2017-08-09 15:37:27-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan YES 18182 895368064295989250 2017-08-09 15:35:56-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan there are no co-presidents you can be attorney general 18183 895366883402289155 2017-08-09 15:31:14-04 @PubPolHist CISO 18184 895366758571409409 2017-08-09 15:30:45-04 @DavidWright_CNN @maggieNYT but this way it may get on TV... 18185 895366612060180484 2017-08-09 15:30:10-04 Wow. The exodus continues. https://t.co/ajG5b2kTJ9 18186 895365389823201281 2017-08-09 15:25:18-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig okay you're my veep, luv u 18187 895364190822694913 2017-08-09 15:20:32-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan okay you can be the secretary and ash you're the treasurer, i'm the president 18188 895363884353290240 2017-08-09 15:19:19-04 @LorenRaeDeJ I for one will never forget when Iraq made a credible threat to nuke our nearby ally if we set foot on its ... shores 18189 895363407783895040 2017-08-09 15:17:26-04 @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan do you two want to be the co-founders of my Porg Appreciation Society 18190 895362998398853120 2017-08-09 15:15:48-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan INCREDIBLE 18191 895362951607197697 2017-08-09 15:15:37-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig wow Ash 18192 895362820929445888 2017-08-09 15:15:06-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig be nice 18193 895362642826678272 2017-08-09 15:14:23-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig don't you yell at my chuck 18194 895362133600477184 2017-08-09 15:12:22-04 @ChuckWendig I would suPorgt you writing this 18195 895361486536814593 2017-08-09 15:09:48-04 @Hello_Tailor @ASankin I mostly use Twitter for important Star Wars convos 18196 895361257448120320 2017-08-09 15:08:53-04 @Hello_Tailor @ASankin you're not wrong about me being unloved though 18197 895361120126554118 2017-08-09 15:08:20-04 @Hello_Tailor @ASankin https://t.co/wFgnpr3Nor 18198 895360033193644033 2017-08-09 15:04:01-04 @selenalarson I love them 18199 895359561409986561 2017-08-09 15:02:09-04 @selenalarson MY GOD 18200 895359320656932868 2017-08-09 15:01:11-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 18201 895359022311677952 2017-08-09 15:00:00-04 2017 https://t.co/bRnXcWXCUp 18202 895358799468515328 2017-08-09 14:59:07-04 @ASankin @Hello_Tailor https://t.co/YJodyAZdjz 18203 895358364405948416 2017-08-09 14:57:23-04 @nycsouthpaw Ramsay's dad 18204 895356031710134273 2017-08-09 14:48:07-04 @nahaltoosi @StateDept it's generally not a good sign if you have to say this 18205 895355347141054464 2017-08-09 14:45:24-04 @leeferran @statedeptspox [citation needed] 18206 895351608837640195 2017-08-09 14:30:33-04 @MattMaher @ditzkoff If you're gonna make a point, you should do it with real facts imo! 18207 895351476125548544 2017-08-09 14:30:01-04 "Don't read too much into it" doesn't work when the speaker is the president of the United States https://t.co/iPHrDjHoFl 18208 895350386491568128 2017-08-09 14:25:41-04 @MattMaher @ditzkoff there's no evidence they crawled anywhere, and kids' movies can have death 18209 895349452432715776 2017-08-09 14:21:58-04 @jbarro He's really just giving voice to what his entire base is thinking right now. 18210 895347208404512768 2017-08-09 14:13:03-04 @darth darth! 18211 895347095938502658 2017-08-09 14:12:37-04 @Bencjacobs the spread of (((crime))) 18212 895346984713953281 2017-08-09 14:12:10-04 @heathdwilliams OMFG 18213 895345788766883840 2017-08-09 14:07:25-04 @heathdwilliams so twizzard 18214 895345631723745280 2017-08-09 14:06:47-04 @heathdwilliams i can see the marketing a-peel 18215 895344012135206912 2017-08-09 14:00:21-04 @nicolecieux awww thx 18216 895343394293248000 2017-08-09 13:57:54-04 @nicolecieux too soon for his redemption imo, gonna be in part 3 18217 895343211505475584 2017-08-09 13:57:10-04 @LaneWinree @eleventhirtyate "I'm Rey Random, I'm here to redeem you. I'm here with R2 and Chewie!" 18218 895342505956433920 2017-08-09 13:54:22-04 The Cyber! https://t.co/Zx8L0Gd0iT 18219 895340818747330560 2017-08-09 13:47:40-04 @ditzkoff you're never too old to love children's movies! 18220 895340279468892160 2017-08-09 13:45:31-04 @chrisgeidner @JasonLeopold lots of https://t.co/vdronckqMP emails bouncing today 18221 895340111000473600 2017-08-09 13:44:51-04 @amy_geek post it more than that, porg favor 18222 895340038594211841 2017-08-09 13:44:34-04 @admiraljello cc literally wookieepedia 18223 895340004133801985 2017-08-09 13:44:26-04 @ditzkoff it's a children's movie dave 18224 895339744758034432 2017-08-09 13:43:24-04 @ditzkoff yes 18225 895339493909286913 2017-08-09 13:42:24-04 @JasonLeopold it's a WH-wide issue 18226 895339416918654976 2017-08-09 13:42:06-04 @nicolecieux twss 18227 895337529456513024 2017-08-09 13:34:36-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @PaulDePaola @DeeGoots @MediocreJedi @SheriffClarke well that's terrible 18228 895337012990926849 2017-08-09 13:32:33-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @PaulDePaola @DeeGoots @MediocreJedi @SheriffClarke heath...is this...did you... 18229 895336262977978368 2017-08-09 13:29:34-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @PaulDePaola @DeeGoots @MediocreJedi @SheriffClarke yeah, you have to promise to show up somewhere and then only pop in for a tenth of a second 18230 895335173914374145 2017-08-09 13:25:14-04 https://t.co/omxz6wBz18 https://t.co/IweFa0rVDI 18231 895334986924007424 2017-08-09 13:24:30-04 @admiraljello @eleventhirtyate yeah I think the FO was active elsewhere but they kept it below the threshold that would force the Senate's hand 18232 895329838780645376 2017-08-09 13:04:02-04 This whole thing is surreal https://t.co/ePYeMc0ero 18233 895327074864349184 2017-08-09 12:53:03-04 @nicolecieux rey will win because poe and finn will get distracted staring at each other through their cockpit canopies 18234 895324858879426560 2017-08-09 12:44:15-04 @ThomasHeaney6 it's still there 18235 895323415015325697 2017-08-09 12:38:31-04 @nicolecieux they're gonna abandon the mission to just have a race 18236 895322451000700928 2017-08-09 12:34:41-04 @SchreckReports was "media organ" intentional ben 18237 895321279984566274 2017-08-09 12:30:02-04 Hmmmm https://t.co/2TEhgMQhRE 18238 895320852249460736 2017-08-09 12:28:20-04 @heathdwilliams hahahahahahaha 18239 895320779394396160 2017-08-09 12:28:02-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots @MediocreJedi @SheriffClarke christ on a cracker 18240 895319606037954560 2017-08-09 12:23:22-04 @heathdwilliams he's bleeding 18241 895309806222880768 2017-08-09 11:44:26-04 @kateconger kate 18242 895308944486354945 2017-08-09 11:41:01-04 Interesting... https://t.co/1Eigqs8SIj 18243 895305847638765568 2017-08-09 11:28:42-04 @tayhatmaker Always 18244 895304200481112066 2017-08-09 11:22:09-04 @JaredRizzi Jfc 18245 895295011599921153 2017-08-09 10:45:39-04 ok https://t.co/fN2704beT2 18246 895268218188828672 2017-08-09 08:59:11-04 @JaredRizzi Oh my God 18247 895267606936080384 2017-08-09 08:56:45-04 @JaredRizzi Please don't talk about swiftly stroking me 18248 895266322812162049 2017-08-09 08:51:39-04 @JaredRizzi Jared 18249 895256994302627840 2017-08-09 08:14:35-04 @NoahShachtman @josephfcox @thedailybeast Congrats to Joe and to you! Huge get! 18250 895256730799677440 2017-08-09 08:13:32-04 @AliWatkins *screenshots YouTube video of you on TV* 18251 895256414674964480 2017-08-09 08:12:16-04 @AliWatkins not with that attitude 18252 895256355883417601 2017-08-09 08:12:02-04 On a more serious note, Trump did not modernize our nuclear arsenal. Obama authorized that process to begin, and it takes decades. 18253 895254713620418561 2017-08-09 08:05:31-04 I believe this was the original dialogue for Grand Moff Tarkin https://t.co/tJPvMZU4o2 18254 895252696948764672 2017-08-09 07:57:30-04 The ellipsis again! https://t.co/f2sAiwqCW6 18255 895117433626906624 2017-08-08 23:00:01-04 "Asked what about the story was inaccurate, Spicer did not respond." https://t.co/SIgEPc5Kcd 18256 895108129763069953 2017-08-08 22:23:03-04 @JaredRizzi oh ffs 18257 895106875892670465 2017-08-08 22:18:04-04 @JaredRizzi White House Correspondent for SiriusXM 18258 895106705364799488 2017-08-08 22:17:23-04 @JaredRizzi 18259 895102856054833153 2017-08-08 22:02:05-04 @SaraCrowdCheck macabre 18260 895102441242464260 2017-08-08 22:00:26-04 @NoTheOtherLeft whoa 18261 895102335407407104 2017-08-08 22:00:01-04 Big day for @vermontgmg. https://t.co/IKrim9imus 18262 895101710275891200 2017-08-08 21:57:32-04 @MandyBu omg I met her once 18263 895101185937559553 2017-08-08 21:55:27-04 @SaraCrowdCheck no but now I'm very sad 18264 895100940205871112 2017-08-08 21:54:28-04 @HookDonPhonix so true ((ΦωΦ)) so true 18265 895100625205288960 2017-08-08 21:53:13-04 @SaraCrowdCheck I love this so much 18266 895100607282991104 2017-08-08 21:53:09-04 @SaraCrowdCheck apparently her name was DUCK CHENEY 18267 895100494909247489 2017-08-08 21:52:42-04 @libbycwatson seems legit 18268 895099190744887296 2017-08-08 21:47:31-04 @SaraCrowdCheck omfg https://t.co/1KxjxJHCIA 18269 895095696767856640 2017-08-08 21:33:38-04 @ThatChrisA Chris. 18270 895094784733270016 2017-08-08 21:30:01-04 https://t.co/BKDajcT5Yo https://t.co/j92XBx0jB2 18271 895093791241252864 2017-08-08 21:26:04-04 @ladyofthewhills I would say do not panic. We're further from nuclear war than the Twitter memes suggest. 18272 895091890919526400 2017-08-08 21:18:31-04 @bradyactual and the Russia sanctions bill! 18273 895091615022403586 2017-08-08 21:17:25-04 @akaashkolluri they mentioned North Korea, they're clearly talking about the administration 18274 895091521875267588 2017-08-08 21:17:03-04 @ASankin in fairness, there's a lot that needs accounting for in today's State Department 18275 895091220745248769 2017-08-08 21:15:51-04 Don't forget Gorsuch https://t.co/dpI1FOA3K5 18276 895090177139507200 2017-08-08 21:11:42-04 @ASankin There are 7 people left. You forgot Jim from Accounting. 18277 895089556319608832 2017-08-08 21:09:14-04 @PatriotDem shhhhhh 18278 895089536862126080 2017-08-08 21:09:10-04 @SaraCrowdCheck wait what 18279 895087232029044736 2017-08-08 21:00:00-04 Both my apartment and Politico would be fine, therefore I have officially switched my position on nuclear war to "neutral" https://t.co/HIrAcOTFjP 18280 895086112980467714 2017-08-08 20:55:33-04 @pourmecoffee i love this dinosaur and its curvy body. as a teenager, i was often teased by my fr 18281 895085032292859906 2017-08-08 20:51:16-04 @lrozen maybe he just wanted to use an account where he hadn't blocked all journalists yet 18282 895082248504061952 2017-08-08 20:40:12-04 Seal Team VI was the one with the whales, I think. 18283 895080437722357760 2017-08-08 20:33:00-04 "Genius" 18284 895079683108118528 2017-08-08 20:30:00-04 "Seal Team VI" is the best https://t.co/mb940iumyt 18285 895078570195910658 2017-08-08 20:25:35-04 @IsaacDovere @Olivianuzzi I want to know what press assistant didn't know the recording rules 18286 895072141997211649 2017-08-08 20:00:02-04 Wow. If you thought the UN international cyber law working group was problematic before... https://t.co/WizMRB7pGp https://t.co/pj2pSJIVIw 18287 895070450195324928 2017-08-08 19:53:19-04 @woodruffbets hahahahahah the premise here 18288 895069181460140032 2017-08-08 19:48:17-04 @woodruffbets Tan Suit Twitter > Guacamole Twitter > Hypothetical Nuclear War Twitter > Ken Bone Twitter 18289 895068037145079808 2017-08-08 19:43:44-04 @Wanderlustin they should combine them 18290 895066162270269441 2017-08-08 19:36:17-04 @jesseberney how dare you sir 18291 895064682209435648 2017-08-08 19:30:24-04 @ellieboren @darth max looks so stern omg 18292 895061862970265600 2017-08-08 19:19:12-04 @iammollymchugh love u miss u 18293 895061798055018496 2017-08-08 19:18:56-04 @IsaacDovere I have some Guams about all of this 18294 895061536875655169 2017-08-08 19:17:54-04 @iammollymchugh no it's roomy in here 18295 895061497734418433 2017-08-08 19:17:45-04 @nxthompson @APBBlue this is the absolute perfect coda to this story, i love it 18296 895061397238939648 2017-08-08 19:17:21-04 @iammollymchugh molly fyi https://t.co/IAwDv2SMUf 18297 895061350254292992 2017-08-08 19:17:09-04 Seems legit https://t.co/3qxPWHkjB6 18298 895060348197359616 2017-08-08 19:13:11-04 @Joes0s wednesdayish 18299 895058952106508288 2017-08-08 19:07:38-04 @Joes0s hello joe's 18300 895057779018346496 2017-08-08 19:02:58-04 @heathdwilliams i would die for that mac and cheese 18301 895057032767709184 2017-08-08 19:00:00-04 icymi https://t.co/IAwDv2BbvF 18302 895056657759305732 2017-08-08 18:58:31-04 @cwarzel the north korea 18303 895056617279979520 2017-08-08 18:58:21-04 @justinjm1 this is comforting justin thank you 18304 895055702053531653 2017-08-08 18:54:43-04 @kelseylh okay 18305 895055564811665409 2017-08-08 18:54:10-04 @kelseylh ah, that's how we get you to click through 18306 895054962526486528 2017-08-08 18:51:47-04 @kelseylh BREAKING: The North American coast 18307 895049273406087168 2017-08-08 18:29:10-04 @petridishes [Citation needed] 18308 895049039179370502 2017-08-08 18:28:14-04 @RachAClark They won't have many options for content at that point so 18309 895048809910329344 2017-08-08 18:27:20-04 @AmyVernon no tbh 18310 895048765513617409 2017-08-08 18:27:09-04 @Hello_Tailor ur welcome 18311 895048589214441472 2017-08-08 18:26:27-04 @MarisaKabas 12/10 18312 895048538454884352 2017-08-08 18:26:15-04 @sparksjls I can now say I know this from personal experience! 18313 895048307134877696 2017-08-08 18:25:20-04 @RachAClark Nah you're fine. In fact I should add you as a death contact on FB so you can post strong #content for me after DC is hit. 18314 895047431808839680 2017-08-08 18:21:51-04 @sparksjls And I love her 18315 895047401454657538 2017-08-08 18:21:44-04 @TonyRomm Who 18316 895047365899497476 2017-08-08 18:21:35-04 Sure Jan https://t.co/RPXpL1ruHA 18317 895047231165935619 2017-08-08 18:21:03-04 @RachAClark Yeah but you'll die on vacation, I'll die in an office tower in Arlington 18318 895046050335137793 2017-08-08 18:16:22-04 @RachAClark Everything is going great here 18319 895045656087318528 2017-08-08 18:14:48-04 @RachAClark Hi https://t.co/vNQ7PIuCTK 18320 895044444864557062 2017-08-08 18:09:59-04 @sophiekleeman @libbycwatson Good reference Sophie 18321 895043601453002752 2017-08-08 18:06:38-04 @libbycwatson @sophiekleeman yes, I have read all of the Gender Research and that is what it says 18322 895042654626607104 2017-08-08 18:02:52-04 @MadelineRConway This is fine 18323 895042250677379072 2017-08-08 18:01:16-04 @sophiekleeman Actually women are bad 18324 895041939883667461 2017-08-08 18:00:02-04 Danny Toler, deputy asst secretary for cyber at DHS, is leaving at the end of the month. Good scoop @jmillerWFED. https://t.co/gZY1kmbNZo https://t.co/bpPjZzx0mf 18325 895040771136655362 2017-08-08 17:55:23-04 @pbump sad tweet 18326 895040722856017921 2017-08-08 17:55:12-04 @Joseph_Palmer That's not the same report. It's a preliminary report that fed into the NCA. 18327 895040338498334720 2017-08-08 17:53:40-04 @WatermanReports Has been broken for three hours! :) https://t.co/pyh4DB4hA4 18328 895040071795171328 2017-08-08 17:52:36-04 @AmyVernon hi amy 18329 895039508005171201 2017-08-08 17:50:22-04 @Hello_Tailor it's friday 18330 895039164281958401 2017-08-08 17:49:00-04 @Hello_Tailor yes 18331 895039075459239936 2017-08-08 17:48:39-04 I asked OMB for comment yesterday and got a neither-confirm-nor-deny. Then after my story today, they gave this to another outlet first. 18332 895038885746667521 2017-08-08 17:47:54-04 OMB confirms my scoop (https://t.co/pyh4DB4hA4): Grant Schneider to be sr director for cyber at NSC. New detail: staying on as deputy CISO. https://t.co/wBsiMXrJ8p 18333 895037739124568064 2017-08-08 17:43:20-04 @juliareinstein don't tell me what to do 18334 895037276014747651 2017-08-08 17:41:30-04 @juliareinstein julia 18335 895032796619714561 2017-08-08 17:23:42-04 @gregotto "I look better than Vlad shirtless" 18336 895032457271156738 2017-08-08 17:22:21-04 @AliWatkins @joshgerstein fun fact about mine: apparently that dude is LEVITATING 18337 895032385993142272 2017-08-08 17:22:04-04 @KristinaLuca @darth oh my lord 18338 895032313154859016 2017-08-08 17:21:47-04 @gregotto "Hey baby, the Russian state telecom regulator said I should meet people in real life. You wouldn't want to disobey the state, would you?" 18339 895032031419277313 2017-08-08 17:20:39-04 @joshgerstein @AliWatkins ️ 18340 895030713115914240 2017-08-08 17:15:25-04 @nedprice Dannnnnng 18341 895030563492556800 2017-08-08 17:14:49-04 @nedprice well, the other casualty would be my pun game, but yes 18342 895030180481257472 2017-08-08 17:13:18-04 @nedprice if a nuclear strike could be surgical enough to only take down Twitter, I wouldn't complain 18343 895030042933305345 2017-08-08 17:12:45-04 @AliWatkins that would be a badass U.S. Attorney tactic: "I want a plea deal! Please!!" "[seen at 9:08 a.m.]" "Come on I know you see this! C'mon!!!!" 18344 895029732831526912 2017-08-08 17:11:31-04 @AliWatkins Do we think Mueller even leaves read receipts on? 18345 895029536768876545 2017-08-08 17:10:45-04 @OfficerEdith @darth omg Abby I surrender 18346 895029418267205633 2017-08-08 17:10:16-04 @AliWatkins I like imagining that Mueller never responds so John Dowd's phone just shows "[read at 4:14 p.m.]" 18347 895026835209293829 2017-08-08 17:00:00-04 The parenthetical as "NARRATOR VOICE" https://t.co/lfwQD0Mvf3 https://t.co/2C0c0RvlsC 18348 895024703731097606 2017-08-08 16:51:32-04 @ohheygreat EEEEEEEE 18349 895020583238475777 2017-08-08 16:35:10-04 Trump has reportedly asked his lawyer to convey his "appreciation and greetings" to Mueller. https://t.co/kfcgTBhUs2 https://t.co/9OmnArj57l 18350 895014181380005888 2017-08-08 16:09:44-04 @FuMikechu @MarisaKabas the biscuit is the card they are printed on, yes 18351 895014049070686208 2017-08-08 16:09:12-04 @CoultierJohn @MarisaKabas a military aide carrying the football follows Trump and Pence everywhere they go; chosen by DOD I think (https://t.co/Rfj7o4JY5V) https://t.co/fCdCusH90b 18352 895013614129696768 2017-08-08 16:07:28-04 @jason_koebler @lorenzoFB (I mean, not, y'know...but like...y'know) 18353 895013564615983104 2017-08-08 16:07:17-04 @jason_koebler @lorenzoFB this is INCREDIBLE 18354 895013424404594689 2017-08-08 16:06:43-04 @JaredRizzi jared! 18355 895012562621870080 2017-08-08 16:03:18-04 @MarisaKabas This is in a first strike situation. If we have already been struck, Pentagon likely destroyed, and we have to use alternate channels. 18356 895012429356249088 2017-08-08 16:02:46-04 @MarisaKabas (cont) and tells DOD what kind of strike he wants. Then DOD sends an Emergency Action Message w/ instructions to subs/silos/planes. 18357 895012212636602368 2017-08-08 16:01:54-04 @MarisaKabas Trump opens the nuclear football, takes out the menu of options, uses his "Gold Codes" to authenticate to the Pentagon, (cont) 18358 895011742752931840 2017-08-08 16:00:02-04 Yikes. https://t.co/0r7HKv7lZd 18359 895011651266772993 2017-08-08 15:59:40-04 @MarisaKabas like, in terms of who gives orders and stuff? 18360 895011263297835009 2017-08-08 15:58:08-04 @bendreyfuss @MarisaKabas omFG 18361 895010995491438592 2017-08-08 15:57:04-04 @TonyRomm no! it was good, that's why I'm surprised 18362 895010871738605568 2017-08-08 15:56:34-04 @TonyRomm oh my god oh my god 18363 895010828608569345 2017-08-08 15:56:24-04 @IsaacDovere Let Trump be Trump, tho 18364 895010763756244992 2017-08-08 15:56:09-04 @blakehounshell cyber? 18365 895006364933730310 2017-08-08 15:38:40-04 @TonyRomm what about my fire and fury tweets 18366 895005458234298370 2017-08-08 15:35:04-04 @fordm @AliWatkins it's not that I'm too dumb, it's that I *like* when my face melts 18367 895005138422816768 2017-08-08 15:33:48-04 @AliWatkins depressingly accurate 18368 895005050724077568 2017-08-08 15:33:27-04 @ditzkoff I started a stopwatch to see how long it would take you to do this 18369 895004892166795264 2017-08-08 15:32:49-04 @AliWatkins I like the idea that Twitter is a jar you unseal and a screaming maelstrom of chaos erupts from it and you quickly reseal it 18370 895004215738847232 2017-08-08 15:30:08-04 "They will be met with the fire and the fury like the world has never seen." Is this Nixon's madman theory in action? https://t.co/Owhwy6Cl8a 18371 895003362147651584 2017-08-08 15:26:44-04 @JaredRizzi @cydelafield I don't bow to Google either 18372 895003178953035778 2017-08-08 15:26:00-04 @ryanjreilly oh my god 18373 895002537451040772 2017-08-08 15:23:27-04 @JaredRizzi @cydelafield I don't bow to Yoda 18374 895002329589710849 2017-08-08 15:22:38-04 @JaredRizzi @cydelafield I don't hate you; I loathe you. 18375 895002293145350145 2017-08-08 15:22:29-04 @JenniferJJacobs Why didn't anyone think of this? 18376 895002003734237185 2017-08-08 15:21:20-04 @JaredRizzi finely oiled machine 18377 895001920410181632 2017-08-08 15:21:00-04 @JaredRizzi @cydelafield i loathe you 18378 894999851934658564 2017-08-08 15:12:47-04 @gregotto i need to know the entire story of this dog 18379 894999663459393536 2017-08-08 15:12:02-04 @morningmoneyben I bet Twitter appreciates that you capitalize the word "Tweets" as per their style 18380 894999320281403392 2017-08-08 15:10:40-04 @MarisaKabas i love you 18381 894998972888231936 2017-08-08 15:09:18-04 @MarisaKabas so does looking at your face 18382 894998819930337282 2017-08-08 15:08:41-04 @MarisaKabas that's rude 18383 894998581039575048 2017-08-08 15:07:44-04 @MarisaKabas because the briefing would truly be brief 18384 894998318245453824 2017-08-08 15:06:41-04 This fills one of the vacancies created by the NSC departures that I reported last week: https://t.co/Jx6kS2a10P Several others remain. 18385 894997642828054528 2017-08-08 15:04:00-04 Schneider is widely respected and highly experienced. Advised OPM director after hack, was CIO of DIA, served as director on NSC cyber team. 18386 894997608111984640 2017-08-08 15:03:52-04 @jmillerWFED @Hettinger_Tech he's still acting CISO until OMB finds a replacement 18387 894997140509831169 2017-08-08 15:02:01-04 Schneider is currently acting federal CISO and will continue in that job until OMB picks his replacement. 18388 894996646555131904 2017-08-08 15:00:03-04 SCOOP: Grant Schneider, a veteran government cyber official, will take a vacant senior post on the NSC's cyber team. https://t.co/gkmcTCb9x0 18389 894996449557172226 2017-08-08 14:59:16-04 @keriqbaum @SmakTawk OMFG 18390 894994833814818816 2017-08-08 14:52:51-04 @selenalarson 18391 894994103825518594 2017-08-08 14:49:57-04 @keriqbaum GRETA 18392 894992636544679937 2017-08-08 14:44:07-04 Imagine reading this about the senior advisers to any other world leader https://t.co/ZOboT5kBFa 18393 894992104652500992 2017-08-08 14:42:00-04 Wonder how often this happens https://t.co/TsXwiuFETy 18394 894991602728304640 2017-08-08 14:40:00-04 extremely same https://t.co/Cqp2xj3BOX 18395 894991185986670594 2017-08-08 14:38:21-04 @JaredRizzi @cydelafield https://t.co/zKkZTzmTTr 18396 894990480668336128 2017-08-08 14:35:33-04 same tbh https://t.co/qFhBqW2cpL 18397 894990391568740352 2017-08-08 14:35:12-04 @selenalarson MS. LARSON 18398 894981596893376513 2017-08-08 14:00:15-04 @theglipper @soaringleap424 @darth this photo is begging for like a karate movie poster or something 18399 894981405054251009 2017-08-08 13:59:29-04 @soaringleap424 omg @darth can you do something with this strange creature 18400 894981070361374721 2017-08-08 13:58:09-04 @soaringleap424 MOVE ALONG, MOVE ALONG 18401 894980968167202817 2017-08-08 13:57:45-04 @soaringleap424 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA 18402 894976504278515714 2017-08-08 13:40:01-04 DOJ just announced charges against two Iranian men who used malware to steal personal & financial info, then used it for fraud & extortion. https://t.co/rUfjVQdPha 18403 894974858794340353 2017-08-08 13:33:28-04 @tayhatmaker our #synergy is more #optimized than i've ever experienced before 18404 894974020596183041 2017-08-08 13:30:08-04 @tayhatmaker #innovate your way out of my heart please 18405 894973922030039040 2017-08-08 13:29:45-04 @soaringleap424 when they put mustard on your sandwich despite you specifically asking for no mustard https://t.co/bRsCVbN3Wh 18406 894973650151067648 2017-08-08 13:28:40-04 @soaringleap424 it's hard to tell because this looks like the face I might see just before I die 18407 894973334127075328 2017-08-08 13:27:25-04 @tayhatmaker the founder of my heart 18408 894969033153536000 2017-08-08 13:10:19-04 Love to have a full complement of under secretaries and assistant secretaries at the Departments of State and Defense 18409 894968648791715841 2017-08-08 13:08:48-04 @iammollymchugh @AThousandGrams EEEEEEEEEE 18410 894966436199899136 2017-08-08 13:00:00-04 U.S. intelligence analysts have concluded that North Korea has developed missile-ready nukes: https://t.co/biiM4H9L2O https://t.co/KIpNpTUd3D 18411 894958983215296513 2017-08-08 12:30:23-04 @ohheygreat THIS IS A MODEL PHOTO 18412 894958954069053440 2017-08-08 12:30:16-04 extremely me lately tbh https://t.co/llvGrpqHij 18413 894958692541624320 2017-08-08 12:29:14-04 @Susan_Hennessey Unfortunately, with the Amazonian warrior women extinct, no one is tall enough to dance with James Comey 18414 894957993309200385 2017-08-08 12:26:27-04 @ohheygreat I cannot 18415 894955219544670209 2017-08-08 12:15:26-04 @ohheygreat CHRIST ON A CRACKER 18416 894953240911065089 2017-08-08 12:07:34-04 @ohheygreat Omfg 18417 894951791980412929 2017-08-08 12:01:49-04 @MikeIsaac @darth @CNBC @SquawkAlley Omfg 18418 892123957587042308 2017-07-31 16:45:01-04 How is there always a tweet https://t.co/m4fZE5om0t 18419 893193471850418177 2017-08-03 15:34:53-04 Robert Mueller has impaneled a grand jury in the Russia probe: https://t.co/fyNlKB8uto 18420 893464045927374854 2017-08-04 09:30:02-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/ISTnoBu0bl 18421 892848897848201216 2017-08-02 16:45:40-04 That's so: Wray's in. https://t.co/vSVu9tsoOu 18422 893599934372388868 2017-08-04 18:30:01-04 WHAT DID WE DO TO DESERVE DOGS https://t.co/RFLjVFB3in 18423 892481362091003904 2017-08-01 16:25:12-04 "The interview renewed questions internally at the paper about Baker’s leadership & posture towards the White House" https://t.co/eW8kSE42ai https://t.co/sXJCQfnEYE 18424 894938787251408897 2017-08-08 11:10:08-04 @eliotnelson Hey @StarWarsDJ I think you have clients trying to reach you 18425 894938316222734337 2017-08-08 11:08:16-04 @eliotnelson Oh my god. I actually think I know who these emails are meant for. 18426 894933483256254465 2017-08-08 10:49:04-04 @darth @AstroKatie I love you so much 18427 894921148546154496 2017-08-08 10:00:03-04 "Secrecy and Suspicion Surround Trump’s Deregulation Teams" https://t.co/LEgp4T7SlC https://t.co/C8h63fKEuG 18428 894919535203110912 2017-08-08 09:53:38-04 @DavidWright_CNN @alexburnsNYT 18429 894893542597734400 2017-08-08 08:10:21-04 @John_Hudson @NatashaBertrand I agree 18430 894891461946220546 2017-08-08 08:02:05-04 @NatashaBertrand @John_Hudson the real test IMO is whether they'd let an independent researcher evaluate it privately 18431 894889822824824838 2017-08-08 07:55:34-04 @nycsouthpaw a little bit of bias here 18432 894888320420814848 2017-08-08 07:49:36-04 But I thought the real problem was the leakers? https://t.co/SwNOR5sHd5 18433 894886575233945601 2017-08-08 07:42:40-04 @roadtoldorado 18434 894886479675129856 2017-08-08 07:42:17-04 @LeslieLKB lol 18435 894755047900291072 2017-08-07 23:00:01-04 ---------> https://t.co/5K2wB4PKgd 18436 894751209419972608 2017-08-07 22:44:46-04 @kristenkbates .... 18437 894748739188908033 2017-08-07 22:34:57-04 @kristenkbates yes 18438 894747494588051456 2017-08-07 22:30:00-04 can we talk about how cute my dog is https://t.co/uT6EU2mobZ 18439 894739943649669121 2017-08-07 22:00:00-04 Arya's FACE https://t.co/ugesbMeo2F 18440 894739206219628546 2017-08-07 21:57:04-04 @IsaacDovere how long did this show run? 18441 894736258383187968 2017-08-07 21:45:22-04 @IsaacDovere damn it 18442 894736169014968320 2017-08-07 21:45:00-04 Wow. https://t.co/EZyTG3SXZB 18443 894735915519803393 2017-08-07 21:44:00-04 @palafo @maggieNYT Oh my god. It goes all the way to the top. 18444 894735513315397632 2017-08-07 21:42:24-04 @libbycwatson OH MY GOD 18445 894735137816145920 2017-08-07 21:40:54-04 @Madilorian @RushJetTV Stop right meow 18446 894734899474726912 2017-08-07 21:39:58-04 @Madilorian @RushJetTV don't get catty with me 18447 894734870613598208 2017-08-07 21:39:51-04 @IsaacDovere this is as close to a star wars reference as i suspect you will ever make 18448 894734624764698624 2017-08-07 21:38:52-04 @Madilorian @RushJetTV i despise you 18449 894732871822442500 2017-08-07 21:31:54-04 @ErrataRob https://t.co/qYm4JXQL0T 18450 894732399187083264 2017-08-07 21:30:01-04 "Regulators’ Penalties Against Wall Street Are Down Sharply in 2017" https://t.co/0xf8qfKmhp 18451 894732387879399424 2017-08-07 21:29:59-04 @MarisaKabas false...I think? 18452 894731892951404544 2017-08-07 21:28:01-04 @MarisaKabas i am living for this 18453 894731778132295680 2017-08-07 21:27:33-04 @Wanderlustin i love you 18454 894727579873058816 2017-08-07 21:10:52-04 @libbycwatson the eternal wanter 18455 894719688156082176 2017-08-07 20:39:31-04 @ashleyrgold @allinwithchris @margarethmcgill nah I'm comfortable with it 18456 894719433347870720 2017-08-07 20:38:30-04 @ashleyrgold @allinwithchris @margarethmcgill Sinclairly they should! 18457 894719045357981697 2017-08-07 20:36:58-04 @pauldemko also the same as my daily lunch 18458 894717294420664320 2017-08-07 20:30:00-04 https://t.co/I179suDd3P 18459 894716661273702402 2017-08-07 20:27:29-04 @selenalarson @JoeUchill @WSJ They love this joke in Gaithersburg 18460 894716034669826049 2017-08-07 20:25:00-04 @selenalarson @JoeUchill @WSJ When he retired I hope the cake at his party said "No More Mr. NIST Guy" 18461 894714526670753793 2017-08-07 20:19:00-04 @DanielStrauss4 like a literal one? 18462 894709754844545025 2017-08-07 20:00:03-04 Trump and Zinke are racing to strip away Obama's environmental protections to boost the fading coal industry: https://t.co/1bzl82wf9t https://t.co/if2zfkuX5l 18463 894708906290794496 2017-08-07 19:56:40-04 @anthonytaylor_ @pablohidalgo this is what i do 18464 894708491037810688 2017-08-07 19:55:01-04 @pablohidalgo thought you'd enjoy counting down the minutes until a "how long was Luke on Dagobah?" fight breaks out in Stephen's mentions https://t.co/t77BWhZ2EX 18465 894707396169412609 2017-08-07 19:50:40-04 @MollyJongFast @joshuamanning23 @NatashaBertrand hmmmmmmmmm 18466 894706820681433088 2017-08-07 19:48:23-04 @darth @alex @TonyRomm where is the GOD DAMN PHOTO tony 18467 894706191091331073 2017-08-07 19:45:53-04 @MollyJongFast @joshuamanning23 @NatashaBertrand it's not delivery. it's the secret police. 18468 894705055953301506 2017-08-07 19:41:22-04 @MollyJongFast @NatashaBertrand smh don't tag them in molly be chill 18469 894704659599945729 2017-08-07 19:39:48-04 @Wanderlustin :D 18470 894704271870111745 2017-08-07 19:38:15-04 @Wanderlustin tfw he says a white guy is a clone of tem morrison https://t.co/4pAPkCV2b5 18471 894703909096357888 2017-08-07 19:36:49-04 @nicolecieux no it's canon 18472 894703368874184706 2017-08-07 19:34:40-04 @MollyJongFast @NatashaBertrand #WEAPPRECIATEIT! 18473 894703308006457344 2017-08-07 19:34:26-04 @pablohidalgo A SUBREDDIT omg 18474 894699121822584832 2017-08-07 19:17:48-04 @NatashaBertrand https://t.co/ohr3ntXre8 18475 894698743391551496 2017-08-07 19:16:17-04 @MarisaKabas Dang 18476 894698187201662976 2017-08-07 19:14:05-04 This is the New York Times' front page the day after scientists announced that Voyager 1 had left the solar system. How cool is this? https://t.co/vrJcxBmDoT 18477 894697621541072896 2017-08-07 19:11:50-04 We should do more exploring IMO. 18478 894697087417413632 2017-08-07 19:09:42-04 I love space exploration and I think Voyager is my favorite program. Partly the Golden Record but also the productivity and longevity. 18479 894696269108707331 2017-08-07 19:06:27-04 Absolutely love this story about the aging engineers who keeps NASA's Voyager probes humming along. https://t.co/O8Gch8NBdZ https://t.co/KZnH5Vt4qA 18480 894694368145276928 2017-08-07 18:58:54-04 @chick_in_kiev talia....thank u 18481 894689080629493761 2017-08-07 18:37:53-04 @MarisaKabas Okay well then [answer redacted to preserve my career] 18482 894688832586645504 2017-08-07 18:36:54-04 I want to die https://t.co/w4w1XRw8PY 18483 894688734318342145 2017-08-07 18:36:31-04 @MarisaKabas Can I sub in Clapper for Tapper 18484 894688132838412292 2017-08-07 18:34:08-04 @MarisaKabas Ok but I want this? 18485 894668793565282304 2017-08-07 17:17:17-04 @JennaMC_Laugh I really do 18486 894668679681646592 2017-08-07 17:16:50-04 @JennaMC_Laugh omfg 18487 894664451269562368 2017-08-07 17:00:01-04 "BuzzFeed News Trained A Computer To Search For Hidden Spy Planes. This Is What We Found." https://t.co/rP8dB1f7nf 18488 894663428001935360 2017-08-07 16:55:57-04 @Madilorian Lol 18489 894663390127423494 2017-08-07 16:55:48-04 @Madilorian @RushJetTV It would, actually 18490 894663154076143620 2017-08-07 16:54:52-04 @Madilorian No you have a boyfriend Well and also yes 18491 894661229947609089 2017-08-07 16:47:13-04 @PolitiCarty @amir_anasr God these are so good 18492 894661194287546369 2017-08-07 16:47:05-04 @amir_anasr Omfg 18493 894659111501037568 2017-08-07 16:38:48-04 @Madilorian please don't 18494 894654631984463872 2017-08-07 16:21:00-04 @Madilorian are you saying i'm sexy 18495 894654155142443008 2017-08-07 16:19:07-04 @Madilorian you should have texted me to say that you were in the car behind me 18496 894653226011820033 2017-08-07 16:15:25-04 @ASankin this will never not be my favorite thing 18497 894651898296455168 2017-08-07 16:10:09-04 @ASankin obviously we have to look into this 18498 894651582784131072 2017-08-07 16:08:53-04 @RyanTAnd @theglipper @erikmal it's a metaphor ryan 18499 894651390924075009 2017-08-07 16:08:08-04 @pwnallthethings My god, it's reached the crossword. 18500 894651197633814529 2017-08-07 16:07:21-04 @JeffYoung @kevinbacon "Deep State Bake," they always say 18501 894650895769772037 2017-08-07 16:06:10-04 @theglipper this is the finest specimen of never tweet that I've ever seen cc: @erikmal 18502 894646768293617664 2017-08-07 15:49:45-04 @aedwardslevy And the Outlook calendar invites. Oh, the Outlook calendar invites. 18503 894646170617864192 2017-08-07 15:47:23-04 @RJCaughey @darth SASHA YOU LITTLE FLOOF 18504 894645259904446464 2017-08-07 15:43:46-04 @soaringleap424 omfg 18505 894644624983289856 2017-08-07 15:41:14-04 @soaringleap424 she's so shy omg 18506 894643998647881729 2017-08-07 15:38:45-04 @brianbeutler New Republic writer 18507 894643876086128641 2017-08-07 15:38:16-04 @brianbeutler Brian 18508 894642474152538113 2017-08-07 15:32:42-04 @Susan_Hennessey @brianbeutler what if you didn't get out and you're just a projection of an archived copy of the real Susan Hennessey? 18509 894642162318573569 2017-08-07 15:31:27-04 @PatrickSvitek @timothypmurphy same 18510 894641798605295616 2017-08-07 15:30:01-04 The Trumpification of the Republican establishment continues apace https://t.co/QDQOYKaFtk 18511 894638122822225920 2017-08-07 15:15:24-04 @JennaMC_Laugh 18512 894637919054548994 2017-08-07 15:14:36-04 @JennaMC_Laugh you're a good blowdryer 18513 894637773927350272 2017-08-07 15:14:01-04 @MikeIsaac @darth i just cackled in a meeting 18514 894637646022049792 2017-08-07 15:13:31-04 @JennaMC_Laugh i like to think of you as the blowdryer melting the ice cream of our national security establishment into dripping news 18515 894637391956377601 2017-08-07 15:12:30-04 @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux shit 18516 894636673522446337 2017-08-07 15:09:39-04 @GlennThrush (((spider))) 18517 894636273708748800 2017-08-07 15:08:03-04 @ashleyfeinberg this is just unfortunate 18518 894635766785208320 2017-08-07 15:06:02-04 @nicolecieux i'm flailing porg 18519 894635638426931201 2017-08-07 15:05:32-04 @JaredRizzi rude 18520 894634253471723520 2017-08-07 15:00:02-04 Oh hey! https://t.co/itmDqX8ANR 18521 894633212152078338 2017-08-07 14:55:53-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan agreed 18522 894632159750836225 2017-08-07 14:51:43-04 @alex @TonyRomm do what must be done 18523 894632065068564481 2017-08-07 14:51:20-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan i am crying 18524 894631836193890304 2017-08-07 14:50:25-04 @TonyRomm @alex push the baby aside 18525 894625376433053698 2017-08-07 14:24:45-04 @FromWhenceItCam @darth I PHYSICALLY CANNOT I JUST CANNOT THE DUCK 18526 894624159564738562 2017-08-07 14:19:55-04 @martinmatishak ಠ_ಠ 18527 894623266521960449 2017-08-07 14:16:22-04 @juliehubs @darth i will consider it, i have to do my standard screening process 18528 894621232418750468 2017-08-07 14:08:17-04 @alex @TonyRomm tony get the pic you piece of garbage get the damn pic 18529 894621159555203072 2017-08-07 14:08:00-04 @juliehubs @darth are there lots of Xbox tweets 18530 894619946260602880 2017-08-07 14:03:11-04 @juliehubs @darth the tail omg!!! please cc me on future dog pics ty 18531 894619155424567296 2017-08-07 14:00:02-04 USDA staff have been told to talk about "weather extremes" instead of "climate change." https://t.co/W0ngjMNDGQ https://t.co/Cu4q4yrtL1 18532 894618088175546369 2017-08-07 13:55:48-04 @juliehubs @darth EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 18533 894617799070560256 2017-08-07 13:54:39-04 @TonyRomm pics please 18534 894617710189051905 2017-08-07 13:54:17-04 @PAYOLETTER @sophiekleeman i don't know if i belieb that it isn't 18535 894616363154776064 2017-08-07 13:48:56-04 @ChuckWendig okay that's not a no so that's good we will work from here chuck 18536 894615958538661888 2017-08-07 13:47:20-04 @AshCrossan we are all asking these questions every day ash 18537 894615917140877312 2017-08-07 13:47:10-04 @sophiekleeman wait that isn't justin bieber? 18538 894614842820239360 2017-08-07 13:42:54-04 @ChuckWendig is brunch back on 18539 894614720807923714 2017-08-07 13:42:25-04 @ChuckWendig they're some of my favorite starses war 18540 894614568177201158 2017-08-07 13:41:48-04 @ChuckWendig i like your books 18541 894614495317958657 2017-08-07 13:41:31-04 @ChuckWendig why 18542 894614304108027906 2017-08-07 13:40:45-04 @ChuckWendig I've definitely called you things like Chomp Flemping and Cherk Wampanut before 18543 894613750866726912 2017-08-07 13:38:33-04 @ChuckWendig but you asked for brunch, like, ten tweets ago 18544 894613316617764864 2017-08-07 13:36:50-04 @ChuckWendig Chank Wimblefrog 18545 894612806628237313 2017-08-07 13:34:48-04 @ChuckWendig Your name is Chank 18546 894611609007529988 2017-08-07 13:30:03-04 This story is bananagrams bonkers. https://t.co/CgmiQU5JiS 18547 894611396515835906 2017-08-07 13:29:12-04 @alexburnsNYT Bad???????? 18548 894611057255305216 2017-08-07 13:27:51-04 @alexburnsNYT You've never seen Guardians of the Galaxy? 18549 894610989265694722 2017-08-07 13:27:35-04 @MarcACaputo @ddale8 the petard is raised ever upward 18550 894610850341957632 2017-08-07 13:27:02-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars hmmmmmmmmmm 18551 894610211993944064 2017-08-07 13:24:30-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars chuck, what are you talking about with "the twitter dot com" nobody speaks like that 18552 894609954220507136 2017-08-07 13:23:28-04 @darth that's nuts, darth 18553 894609892409061376 2017-08-07 13:23:14-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars no it's a real promise 18554 894608962317889537 2017-08-07 13:19:32-04 @joshgerstein are you saying his tweet wasn't up to snuff 18555 894606926784458753 2017-08-07 13:11:26-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars Chuck, I promise you, we will brunch 18556 894606572407705601 2017-08-07 13:10:02-04 @FromWhenceItCam @darth More pictures of Molly please 18557 894606534520516608 2017-08-07 13:09:53-04 @FromWhenceItCam @darth I love Molly 18558 894605817026105344 2017-08-07 13:07:02-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars honestly he should pay me for having to be in this thread 18559 894605617297575936 2017-08-07 13:06:14-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars okay now you are just making up words 18560 894605207795060737 2017-08-07 13:04:37-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars they're not strangers they're my tweeple 18561 894604777274966018 2017-08-07 13:02:54-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars I have not yelled at strangers about cyber 18562 894604060699000832 2017-08-07 13:00:03-04 @ChuckWendig @chaosbria @brian_nov @DelReyStarWars ah, but I have not 18563 894604053488873472 2017-08-07 13:00:01-04 Big day for USG's work to evaluate/expand cyber workforce: @usnistgov has published its Cyber Workforce Framework: https://t.co/AzEML8wqOU https://t.co/vV51pJ0oTO 18564 894602528201068544 2017-08-07 12:53:58-04 @ChuckWendig @chaosbria @brian_nov @DelReyStarWars I have never run around town in all denim and I have never yelled at strangers about cyber 18565 894601457445613568 2017-08-07 12:49:43-04 @ChuckWendig @chaosbria @brian_nov @DelReyStarWars no Chuck I'm talking about normal cyber 18566 894599099890225154 2017-08-07 12:40:20-04 @chaosbria @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @DelReyStarWars no 18567 894598999902216193 2017-08-07 12:39:57-04 @darth oh my god 18568 894598910609674240 2017-08-07 12:39:35-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars I improve cyber news 18569 894598219287724034 2017-08-07 12:36:50-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @chaosbria @DelReyStarWars why do you hate me 18570 894597089673478149 2017-08-07 12:32:21-04 @AshCrossan i love you 18571 894596504362471424 2017-08-07 12:30:02-04 I can't believe this website is free https://t.co/U0CEkFWfZy 18572 894594219247108096 2017-08-07 12:20:57-04 @MEPFuller wads going on here 18573 894592691794849794 2017-08-07 12:14:53-04 @brian_nov @chaosbria @ChuckWendig @DelReyStarWars y 18574 894592318564683776 2017-08-07 12:13:24-04 @chaosbria @ChuckWendig @DelReyStarWars guys this is so rude 18575 894592218132074498 2017-08-07 12:13:00-04 @DelReyStarWars @DelilahSDawson @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelReyBooks Just another great day on Star Wars Twitter 18576 894588961917501440 2017-08-07 12:00:03-04 E M A I L S https://t.co/fyz1R29ovK https://t.co/0rFKmzIQEA 18577 894588537538039808 2017-08-07 11:58:22-04 @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelilahSDawson @DelReyBooks @DelReyStarWars we're tweeting 18578 894586822403080194 2017-08-07 11:51:33-04 @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelilahSDawson @DelReyBooks @DelReyStarWars the ones we're doing right now chuck 18579 894583603816013824 2017-08-07 11:38:46-04 @IsaacDovere True Detective Season 3 18580 894581972315525121 2017-08-07 11:32:17-04 @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelilahSDawson @DelReyBooks @DelReyStarWars these tweets 18581 894581811237404672 2017-08-07 11:31:38-04 @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelilahSDawson @DelReyBooks @DelReyStarWars then how do you explain it 18582 894578680655077376 2017-08-07 11:19:12-04 @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelilahSDawson @DelReyBooks @DelReyStarWars then what are you responding to right now 18583 894578443962208256 2017-08-07 11:18:16-04 @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelilahSDawson @DelReyBooks @DelReyStarWars then how did I respond to your tweet 18584 894576863334543360 2017-08-07 11:11:59-04 @eleventhirtyate oh wow yes 18585 894575645652643840 2017-08-07 11:07:08-04 @ChuckWendig @Darth_Duff @Minecraft @starwars @DelilahSDawson @DelReyBooks @DelReyStarWars I can see this 18586 894574736650403840 2017-08-07 11:03:32-04 @TheApexFan @admiraljello hey now 18587 894573916475318272 2017-08-07 11:00:16-04 @OregonZoo same 18588 894573865690517504 2017-08-07 11:00:04-04 “They’re here in large numbers, actively trying to penetrate a whole host of sectors—govt, industry, and academia.” https://t.co/KS1SCpcS6k https://t.co/bwP08P049T 18589 894572482161782786 2017-08-07 10:54:34-04 @SarahNEmerson @darth oh my god oh my god 18590 894571177561272320 2017-08-07 10:49:23-04 @csymrl @catesish i think this is a ballers tweet 18591 894570764099358725 2017-08-07 10:47:45-04 @FromWhenceItCam @darth omg who is the new friend tho 18592 894568010106757120 2017-08-07 10:36:48-04 @kelseylh @Quora this is the only reason I like you tbh 18593 894556769762103296 2017-08-07 09:52:08-04 @dnvolz OMFG DUSTIN 18594 894552857298571264 2017-08-07 09:36:35-04 @kansasalps Project on Glitter Oversight 18595 894551880080207873 2017-08-07 09:32:42-04 https://t.co/6EQpcy1XaD 18596 894551704494120961 2017-08-07 09:32:00-04 @kansasalps okay make sure there's no waste or fraud in the balloons 18597 894551466526081027 2017-08-07 09:31:04-04 @kansasalps but who will do the oversight??? 18598 894550726147526660 2017-08-07 09:28:07-04 @petridishes this looks like it will go fine 18599 894549710714925056 2017-08-07 09:24:05-04 @justinjm1 i mean, same 18600 894549129665409024 2017-08-07 09:21:47-04 @kansasalps @POGOBlog Splinter? I barely 18601 894548786059644928 2017-08-07 09:20:25-04 @kansasalps @POGOBlog congrats to Tim on his move to Fusion 18602 894529113184239616 2017-08-07 08:02:14-04 https://t.co/MjzYHbIm1w 18603 894397488240709632 2017-08-06 23:19:12-04 @5MinMajorette omg 18604 894397276029935616 2017-08-06 23:18:22-04 Bet you didn't know that Lincoln was a Republican tho https://t.co/dtqlJBfAJ2 18605 894396740924841984 2017-08-06 23:16:14-04 @NoTheOtherLeft yeah, they'll have to mend a lot of suits of armor 18606 894396692283498496 2017-08-06 23:16:03-04 @connorobrienNH right?! 18607 894395541462949889 2017-08-06 23:11:28-04 @5MinMajorette no?? 18608 894394591490736133 2017-08-06 23:07:42-04 @morningmoneyben nudity 18609 894392989828751362 2017-08-06 23:01:20-04 @admiraljello @semirose @brian_nov yep 18610 894392172388245507 2017-08-06 22:58:05-04 @semirose @admiraljello @brian_nov CHRIST YES 18611 894391704303874049 2017-08-06 22:56:13-04 I always feel so bad for the horses! They didn't choose this life!! 18612 894391063611310080 2017-08-06 22:53:41-04 @Wanderlustin Hi lazy OK I'm Eric 18613 894390286725636096 2017-08-06 22:50:35-04 laugh rule https://t.co/V3Dj8Fhh9x 18614 894390142437392384 2017-08-06 22:50:01-04 @admiraljello @brian_nov @semirose even if that's true, arya can still be great 18615 894389784071872513 2017-08-06 22:48:36-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello @semirose literally jay how are you so wrong about EVERYTHING 18616 894389116053463040 2017-08-06 22:45:56-04 @sparksjls this time can we leave jess at home with the twirly toy and you and i and alex can go out 18617 894388996272476160 2017-08-06 22:45:28-04 @sparksjls yes please 18618 894388836977049600 2017-08-06 22:44:50-04 @sparksjls i miss you and jess 18619 894388074305683457 2017-08-06 22:41:48-04 @sparksjls oh my god 18620 894387649997361153 2017-08-06 22:40:07-04 @dmbmeg the thrones have been gamed 18621 894387074647949312 2017-08-06 22:37:50-04 https://t.co/U73CrZNm35 18622 894386724952002562 2017-08-06 22:36:26-04 @petridishes guess who's coming to dinner but mostly he just eats seeds now 18623 894386008921444357 2017-08-06 22:33:36-04 @pbump you 18624 894385317117128704 2017-08-06 22:30:51-04 @Wanderlustin women have it so much harder than men 18625 894384915994865666 2017-08-06 22:29:15-04 @pbump it is, isn't it 18626 894384698952216576 2017-08-06 22:28:23-04 @pbump is it neil diamond 18627 894384253731041281 2017-08-06 22:26:37-04 @Wanderlustin what is a bra laundry bag 18628 894383740968894464 2017-08-06 22:24:35-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates I didn't respond because I wanted you to think you'd Won-Won 18629 894382456488513541 2017-08-06 22:19:29-04 @ashleyfeinberg his 18630 894380334128693249 2017-08-06 22:11:03-04 @DanielStrauss4 glad you made it while kelly was still chief of staff 18631 894380128335278080 2017-08-06 22:10:14-04 @kristenkbates @anthonytaylor_ yeah anthony don't tully this high art with your attempts 18632 894379666202603520 2017-08-06 22:08:23-04 @anthonytaylor_ @kristenkbates jaime lannister? i barely jaime knowher 18633 894379408886300672 2017-08-06 22:07:22-04 @gregotto @ThirdEmily winter is punning 18634 894379263964708864 2017-08-06 22:06:47-04 @kristenkbates you didn't sansa my question 18635 894379074780581888 2017-08-06 22:06:02-04 @ohheyjenna NARRATOR VOICE: But he did. 18636 894378977380507648 2017-08-06 22:05:39-04 @ItsTheRocketeer omfg callback 18637 894378957612699648 2017-08-06 22:05:34-04 @ThirdEmily @gregotto i know 18638 894378867925897216 2017-08-06 22:05:13-04 @kristenkbates arya done yet 18639 894378677370310656 2017-08-06 22:04:28-04 @gregotto white walker? i barely white knowher 18640 894378631341932544 2017-08-06 22:04:17-04 I have more, but I want to dole them out slowly. #GameOfThrones 18641 894378456171126784 2017-08-06 22:03:35-04 @lucylou0630 the thing is i don't 18642 894378328668479488 2017-08-06 22:03:04-04 @soaringleap424 really unfair 18643 894378212129681409 2017-08-06 22:02:37-04 What happens next? We'll just have to Cerwait and Cersei. #GameofThrones 18644 894378090889084928 2017-08-06 22:02:08-04 @rcohen good evening rachel 18645 894377260874166272 2017-08-06 21:58:50-04 Guess you could say this season isn't going to drag-on. #GameOfThrones 18646 894377134491406338 2017-08-06 21:58:20-04 @soaringleap424 RIGHT 18647 894377043793727489 2017-08-06 21:57:58-04 @DanielStrauss4 bold 18648 894375134483578880 2017-08-06 21:50:23-04 Oh SHIT. #GameOfThrones 18649 894373438709747714 2017-08-06 21:43:39-04 This is more gratifying than anything I've seen in years. #GameOfThrones 18650 894370888455344128 2017-08-06 21:33:31-04 "10,000? Less?" "Fewer." YES. #GameOfThrones 18651 894360526146465798 2017-08-06 20:52:20-04 @amy_geek You only have 8 minutes! 18652 894360475860967424 2017-08-06 20:52:08-04 @Wanderlustin that's not how u spell it 18653 894360384781594624 2017-08-06 20:51:46-04 @Wanderlustin vaguetweet* 18654 894360324656291841 2017-08-06 20:51:32-04 @Wanderlustin lol 18655 894352085298368513 2017-08-06 20:18:48-04 @nycsouthpaw Have never seen a dog take a good photo so well done here 18656 894327701577895939 2017-08-06 18:41:54-04 omg this thread https://t.co/ZidcJgQlds 18657 894302061390553088 2017-08-06 17:00:01-04 On CBS this AM, Jeh Johnson urged Trump to pick a "national spokesperson" for cybersecurity as new DHS secretary. https://t.co/DIRR6g2mFf https://t.co/bChVjvJag8 18658 894286965809463296 2017-08-06 16:00:02-04 God bless r/PrequelMemes https://t.co/jOOChfNMtF https://t.co/5rLubhmMaj 18659 894266927991971840 2017-08-06 14:40:24-04 @AshCrossan oh 18660 894256764291395584 2017-08-06 14:00:01-04 Listen to @EdFelten and @JoeBeOne talk about voting security on @scifri: https://t.co/k8d8DocOhh 18661 894202906764730368 2017-08-06 10:26:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/U2DDDkQoxd 18662 894194964279832576 2017-08-06 09:54:27-04 https://t.co/WAGl5TBwCQ 18663 894024185080578049 2017-08-05 22:35:50-04 @nycsouthpaw @AliWatkins 18664 894024106320039936 2017-08-05 22:35:31-04 @heathdwilliams @TheApexFan @AshCrossan what did I miss 18665 894022809000841220 2017-08-05 22:30:22-04 @TheApexFan @AshCrossan what ever do you mean 18666 894019428848996352 2017-08-05 22:16:56-04 @nycsouthpaw rekt 18667 893974903606476800 2017-08-05 19:20:00-04 Someone's feeling reassured https://t.co/T8UiesasOr 18668 893974033498333184 2017-08-05 19:16:33-04 @Wanderlustin anecdotally, it seems like only white males are having trouble understanding it, so 18669 893973748688322562 2017-08-05 19:15:25-04 @charlie_savage smh 18670 893973150400217088 2017-08-05 19:13:02-04 @Wanderlustin how is this so hard for people to understand? 18671 893971541381304320 2017-08-05 19:06:39-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux @semirose omg 18672 893970211711463424 2017-08-05 19:01:22-04 @nycsouthpaw those are his hacking sticks 18673 893969986846326786 2017-08-05 19:00:28-04 @MEPFuller and we all know how that went (allegedly) 18674 893963242699202561 2017-08-05 18:33:40-04 Oh wow. Great @kateconger scoop and something you have to read if you care about, well, society. https://t.co/XDQ0uASTlY 18675 893907415275634689 2017-08-05 14:51:50-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @hels @darth EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE 18676 893900115026604032 2017-08-05 14:22:49-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @hels @darth Better* 18677 893898782441713664 2017-08-05 14:17:32-04 @hels @darth Omfg pet it 18678 893896434449297410 2017-08-05 14:08:12-04 @DwayneFuhlhage @darth Oh dear 18679 893892533440401409 2017-08-05 13:52:42-04 @ChuckWendig @darth Hmm 18680 893890472741146625 2017-08-05 13:44:31-04 @ChuckWendig @darth there's no reason for you to be this bad on a Saturday 18681 893888388629225472 2017-08-05 13:36:14-04 @heathdwilliams @lisabgeller Be responsible Heath 18682 893888274590257152 2017-08-05 13:35:46-04 @nicolecieux @JoinTheSchwarz @lisabgeller https://t.co/kuoJPVn4YM 18683 893888176267419648 2017-08-05 13:35:23-04 @nicolecieux @lisabgeller Nicole...thank u 18684 893881999362056192 2017-08-05 13:10:50-04 @tayhatmaker @lisabgeller I know it's a lot 18685 893879285659729920 2017-08-05 13:00:03-04 Happy birthday @lisabgeller!! You've come a long way since your first job as my assistant at our lemonade stand. https://t.co/lSOj089QCM 18686 893872886859145217 2017-08-05 12:34:38-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @TheRealIanCoe @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @SarahDemp @vagabondartist Agreened 18687 893864778074128384 2017-08-05 12:02:24-04 @TheRealIanCoe @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @SarahDemp @vagabondartist You should drink some hot chocolate to relax 18688 893854345648898048 2017-08-05 11:20:57-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @SarahDemp @vagabondartist I'm screenshotting and printing your admission 18689 893850313152761856 2017-08-05 11:04:56-04 Can the sleepy month of August finally halt the Trump news blizzard? I guess we'll see. https://t.co/TxY6RPKqyY 18690 893839429865009153 2017-08-05 10:21:41-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @SarahDemp @vagabondartist currently drinking some A+ hot chocolate 18691 893838911902015488 2017-08-05 10:19:37-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan need to make ash all of them 18692 893838792842465286 2017-08-05 10:19:09-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @SarahDemp @vagabondartist i love cards 18693 893834930224062464 2017-08-05 10:03:48-04 @heathdwilliams my OTP 18694 893662748055306240 2017-08-04 22:39:37-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist yes 18695 893662440696795137 2017-08-04 22:38:23-04 @SarahDemp @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @vagabondartist nobody should ever drink alcohol 18696 893662379954905092 2017-08-04 22:38:09-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist defaced* 18697 893661173362679808 2017-08-04 22:33:21-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist kristen this is good 18698 893654320641523712 2017-08-04 22:06:07-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist HE IS SO TIRED AND SO CUTE 18699 893653666581929984 2017-08-04 22:03:32-04 @eliotnelson no pivoting to video for him. sad 18700 893653361534406657 2017-08-04 22:02:19-04 @eliotnelson poor kid tbh 18701 893652761409069056 2017-08-04 21:59:56-04 @eliotnelson my favorite property at the moment 18702 893652373201080320 2017-08-04 21:58:23-04 @eliotnelson the ambiguous grammar here makes this tweet amazing 18703 893652283484848128 2017-08-04 21:58:02-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist this was 1,000 times worse than anything i have ever said or even thought 18704 893652243580416000 2017-08-04 21:57:52-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist only if they are lima beans 18705 893652161317421057 2017-08-04 21:57:33-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS DOG WINS AT CARDS 18706 893651599289200641 2017-08-04 21:55:19-04 @MandyBu smoochie is a good boy too 18707 893651013332328448 2017-08-04 21:52:59-04 @MandyBu HE IS SUCH A GOOD BOY 18708 893650692774043649 2017-08-04 21:51:43-04 @MandyBu AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH 18709 893649275049181186 2017-08-04 21:46:05-04 @Doughvelopment @darth @dog_rates MOLLY YOU HAVE A WORLD-HISTORICALLY BEAUTIFUL DOG 18710 893647933576548352 2017-08-04 21:40:45-04 @TurdFerg10 @darth THIS DOG 18711 893645343514136586 2017-08-04 21:30:27-04 Trump and Kushner offer brief statements defending McMaster from alt-right attacks. https://t.co/wFzmgwoNH4 https://t.co/69uDCBUzU0 18712 893641456472121344 2017-08-04 21:15:00-04 here's me https://t.co/TSM1RCSYVk 18713 893641439661436932 2017-08-04 21:14:56-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist friday night yolo 18714 893641383797456896 2017-08-04 21:14:43-04 @savagestamos @MalwareJake @emptywheel @lorenzoFB @ErrataRob @VinceintheBay @KimZetter @Ben_RA @MalwareTechBlog (I'm aware. Was taking fake umbrage.) 18715 893641290767769600 2017-08-04 21:14:21-04 @emptywheel @MalwareJake @lorenzoFB @ErrataRob @VinceintheBay @KimZetter @Ben_RA @MalwareTechBlog oh not this again 18716 893640343777722369 2017-08-04 21:10:35-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist bean thinking about this thread 18717 893640290170437632 2017-08-04 21:10:22-04 @emptywheel @MalwareJake @lorenzoFB @ErrataRob @VinceintheBay @KimZetter @Ben_RA @MalwareTechBlog well I never 18718 893640082783035392 2017-08-04 21:09:33-04 @MalwareJake @emptywheel @lorenzoFB @ErrataRob @VinceintheBay @KimZetter @Ben_RA @MalwareTechBlog "technically"?!!! 18719 893635142052438018 2017-08-04 20:49:55-04 NYT: Mueller's investigators have asked WH for docs about Flynn and questioned people about his Turkey work. https://t.co/mlNBoOAIMj https://t.co/NiBPNIA3Hp 18720 893632252361543680 2017-08-04 20:38:26-04 @bchrisc @MSNBC @darth darth if you respect me you have to make this your new meme 18721 893630130165252096 2017-08-04 20:30:00-04 "WH officials waking up to [Trump's Wray] tweet were startled & hurriedly wrote a news release to correspond to it." https://t.co/UsZB3Rstxq https://t.co/omOF4lbcxB 18722 893622591654551553 2017-08-04 20:00:03-04 (((an ethnic and racial composition))) https://t.co/26rTb3bWXq 18723 893617494207975424 2017-08-04 19:39:47-04 Cyber on Jeopardy https://t.co/NOrniUfp8X 18724 893616584035508225 2017-08-04 19:36:10-04 @KimZetter @k_sec interesting, apparently his attorney does not even agree that he admitted to selling and profiting, let alone intent https://t.co/nBNlaIncfz 18725 893611866538340352 2017-08-04 19:17:26-04 @ms_eliza_henry oh yep 18726 893608622067994624 2017-08-04 19:04:32-04 @garyleff @jbarro all the fists that print the news 18727 893607486359556096 2017-08-04 19:00:01-04 n o t h i n g m a t t e r s https://t.co/Ph4XkrSnju 18728 893607229911437312 2017-08-04 18:59:00-04 @LillianSkye_ truly you are the oldest millennial 18729 893607110411419650 2017-08-04 18:58:32-04 @GossiTheDog @KimZetter If the reporter in my original RT is to be believed, he has admitted to more than just making it. 18730 893606692537192448 2017-08-04 18:56:52-04 @GossiTheDog @KimZetter Not sure how that relates to my point 18731 893606302613680129 2017-08-04 18:55:19-04 @KimZetter I mean, I could totally be wrong. But if admission stops short of criminal element, why is the government crowing that he admitted it? 18732 893606064855371776 2017-08-04 18:54:22-04 @RichardKeppler1 @KimZetter What if you advertise it to me on a forum for burglars 18733 893605937331793920 2017-08-04 18:53:52-04 @KimZetter That's why I read the reporter's statement about his admission to include knowledge of criminal use — otherwise what good is it as admission 18734 893605086991187968 2017-08-04 18:50:29-04 @LillianSkye_ "today I learned"! 18735 893605057144422401 2017-08-04 18:50:22-04 @KimZetter His co-conspirator advertised it on dark net markets. This is like saying you read Playboy for the articles. 18736 893604505840963584 2017-08-04 18:48:11-04 @KimZetter Sure seems like it is, but then again IANAL 18737 893604048871575553 2017-08-04 18:46:22-04 @nycsouthpaw I chortled 18738 893603810861568000 2017-08-04 18:45:25-04 @LillianSkye_ That is ! I love nature preserves. 18739 893603706725310464 2017-08-04 18:45:00-04 One of these two parties is not telling the truth... https://t.co/66i5n4wAQ2 18740 893602568739454982 2017-08-04 18:40:29-04 @LillianSkye_ LOL 18741 893602131617435649 2017-08-04 18:38:45-04 @LillianSkye_ you have a lot of land! 18742 893601806139502592 2017-08-04 18:37:27-04 @LillianSkye_ awww 18743 893601787160084480 2017-08-04 18:37:23-04 @nycsouthpaw lol 18744 893600999151161344 2017-08-04 18:34:15-04 @LillianSkye_ ❤️ 18745 893600301185413120 2017-08-04 18:31:28-04 @LillianSkye_ TIL you loved holding frogs 18746 893598628941582336 2017-08-04 18:24:50-04 @michaelcrowley this tweet accurately describes many college party experiences 18747 893597455136301056 2017-08-04 18:20:10-04 @joshgerstein @jk_rowling @KaminskiMK Hanlon's razor! https://t.co/KB59mnRDBt 18748 893596931410325504 2017-08-04 18:18:05-04 @libbycwatson @AlexYablon i like it better this way tbh, i like the mystery 18749 893595605142052864 2017-08-04 18:12:49-04 @AnnieNTran @darth @dog_rates THIS BOWTIE OH MY GOD 18750 893593624864280576 2017-08-04 18:04:56-04 @molly_knight @darth Cackling 18751 893593548515401729 2017-08-04 18:04:38-04 @darth @blakehounshell @nycsouthpaw darth you are a panda what do pandas know of rules anyway I am just asking 18752 893593163893538816 2017-08-04 18:03:07-04 @darth @blakehounshell @nycsouthpaw I am screaming 18753 893592388198969344 2017-08-04 18:00:02-04 https://t.co/rh65f7Aj4Y 18754 893591639968690176 2017-08-04 17:57:03-04 @libbycwatson That's all I'm allowed to give you unfortunately, we had a meeting and decided not to reward people who showed up late 18755 893591106679648260 2017-08-04 17:54:56-04 @libbycwatson The NRA is fisting the New York Times but not really 18756 893590704601038849 2017-08-04 17:53:20-04 @JaredRizzi There it is 18757 893590237422784513 2017-08-04 17:51:29-04 @ASankin @HowellONeill That's me when I see your Newt or Jar Jar tweets 18758 893589209054928897 2017-08-04 17:47:24-04 @juliareinstein @nycsouthpaw Fair 18759 893589162468704260 2017-08-04 17:47:13-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams Okay but 18760 893588516357144576 2017-08-04 17:44:39-04 @juliareinstein @nycsouthpaw Settle down 18761 893588256616480769 2017-08-04 17:43:37-04 @brian_nov @heathdwilliams Wat 18762 893588151570235392 2017-08-04 17:43:12-04 @juliareinstein @nycsouthpaw Julia 18763 893586605809836033 2017-08-04 17:37:03-04 @ASankin @HowellONeill 100% 18764 893586150006435841 2017-08-04 17:35:14-04 @ASankin @HowellONeill Wow 18765 893585586556215300 2017-08-04 17:33:00-04 endorsed https://t.co/XDWmgMZBIK 18766 893585361041010688 2017-08-04 17:32:06-04 @ASankin @HowellONeill ahem 18767 893583688700657665 2017-08-04 17:25:28-04 @eliotnelson Or maybe Bret Stefist 18768 893583322672246786 2017-08-04 17:24:00-04 @ASankin it actually makes sense, if you hit yourself in the head enough 18769 893581068628094986 2017-08-04 17:15:03-04 @eliotnelson sure 18770 893580898909786113 2017-08-04 17:14:22-04 @eliotnelson #ClenchedFistofTruth 18771 893580829695377408 2017-08-04 17:14:06-04 @AliWatkins @jdawsey1 poll* 18772 893580791975956480 2017-08-04 17:13:57-04 @AliWatkins @jdawsey1 Shoulda done this as a pol: "Who is Dawsey calling Voldemort?" 18773 893580479714254848 2017-08-04 17:12:42-04 @heathdwilliams !!!! 18774 893577295771955205 2017-08-04 17:00:03-04 This is just sad https://t.co/S9mPOJ6qBy 18775 893577075822661633 2017-08-04 16:59:11-04 @ASankin PLEASE tweet a video of you telling your dog about this 18776 893569737359323137 2017-08-04 16:30:01-04 same tbh https://t.co/j8h6uJ3KBX 18777 893569393552220161 2017-08-04 16:28:39-04 @bchrisc @pbump @NicolleDWallace @darth would violate the terms of my restraining order 18778 893564400086523906 2017-08-04 16:08:49-04 @pareene @normative omfg 18779 893564087694540801 2017-08-04 16:07:34-04 @Olivianuzzi from your interview with Maddow! 18780 893563206337253376 2017-08-04 16:04:04-04 @JaredRizzi or maybe 18781 893562702118957057 2017-08-04 16:02:04-04 @Olivianuzzi holy shit i had no idea you were this powerful https://t.co/OnByy3fBB9 18782 893562188870189059 2017-08-04 16:00:02-04 https://t.co/fdstcbNL3N https://t.co/iQDGOIx7b0 18783 893561929909895169 2017-08-04 15:59:00-04 @sarahgaydos @darth YES 18784 893560029911150592 2017-08-04 15:51:27-04 @sarahjeong rip 18785 893558878364995584 2017-08-04 15:46:52-04 @darth @HamillHimself oh my god i just saw this how does this tweet not have a million likes 18786 893554634559815684 2017-08-04 15:30:00-04 Wait so does this mean I failed https://t.co/gXRRWeyIVD 18787 893553916847247361 2017-08-04 15:27:09-04 @SarahMMimms this is an honor I will not soon forget 18788 893551714661433345 2017-08-04 15:18:24-04 @ddiamond Oh my god 18789 893545861992652805 2017-08-04 14:55:09-04 @blakehounshell (((sad))) 18790 893536172449959937 2017-08-04 14:16:39-04 @ChuckWendig "again" 18791 893531991655686144 2017-08-04 14:00:02-04 Today's @MorningCybersec brings you reactions to the NSC cyber shakeup from former top officials: https://t.co/nw9Zu2I0me https://t.co/ylOHokBe7V 18792 893529205824249858 2017-08-04 13:48:58-04 @DeeGoots Awwww 18793 893528707687755777 2017-08-04 13:46:59-04 @DeeGoots 18794 893527844739047424 2017-08-04 13:43:33-04 @darth @christinawilkie @Green_Footballs Unbelievable 18795 893525447794982912 2017-08-04 13:34:02-04 @atsneed ffs 18796 893524977965826048 2017-08-04 13:32:10-04 @atsneed it's good but i need to make some repairs can i burrow $50 18797 893524775880069120 2017-08-04 13:31:22-04 @atsneed yes 18798 893523785390936065 2017-08-04 13:27:25-04 @ChuckWendig how do they always do this it's like they want to give you something to troll them for 18799 893522526135083009 2017-08-04 13:22:25-04 @brianbeutler see, why would you say something like this before 10pm 18800 893522404684820480 2017-08-04 13:21:56-04 @jbwilkinson83 @darth yes 18801 893517902065938432 2017-08-04 13:04:03-04 @ChuckWendig smart. all-natural. a real man of the world. 18802 893516889183399940 2017-08-04 13:00:01-04 Well then, Rod Rosenstein. https://t.co/BlH1pSLUDz https://t.co/yRMWNlHIfe 18803 893516814159945728 2017-08-04 12:59:43-04 @ChuckWendig that's monstrous was it delicious did you add any seasoning 18804 893516707448401920 2017-08-04 12:59:18-04 @ChuckWendig @garywhitta @CharlesSoule @starwars @DarthInternous I'll go first. I'm writing Waru. Chuck, you next. 18805 893516585561985024 2017-08-04 12:58:49-04 @ChuckWendig omg they're so cute did you say hi and pet them 18806 893516355345018880 2017-08-04 12:57:54-04 @JaredRizzi omFG 18807 893516228773519364 2017-08-04 12:57:24-04 @hannahorens @darth omfg 18808 893516102084567040 2017-08-04 12:56:54-04 @JaredRizzi SNUFFBOXES!!!!!! 18809 893514303101427718 2017-08-04 12:49:45-04 @JaredRizzi PLAGIOCLIMAXES!!!!!!!!!!! 18810 893513881167024134 2017-08-04 12:48:04-04 @ASankin christ 18811 893513108228014080 2017-08-04 12:45:00-04 @ASankin I hate you so much 18812 893513047293165568 2017-08-04 12:44:45-04 @JaredRizzi or SEXES!!!!!! 18813 893511635847053312 2017-08-04 12:39:09-04 @clubjade @nancipants no one cares about you 18814 893511467743543296 2017-08-04 12:38:29-04 @ASankin you will pay for this 18815 893511439058653186 2017-08-04 12:38:22-04 @nancipants @clubjade #MadineLives 18816 893508827206881281 2017-08-04 12:27:59-04 @darth @TweetDeck yes darth the buttons are different now 18817 893507863829676033 2017-08-04 12:24:09-04 @HowellONeill Sure, seems extremely normal 18818 893507613056540673 2017-08-04 12:23:10-04 @HowellONeill What are you watching 18819 893502773966385153 2017-08-04 12:03:56-04 @heathdwilliams @rianjohnson @lovegwendoline @starwars yessssss 18820 893502527018283008 2017-08-04 12:02:57-04 @ZachMontellaro @MadelineRConway that was the best thread 18821 893501796320235520 2017-08-04 12:00:03-04 I missed POTUS doing standup comedy last night https://t.co/1AT8qkLhnG 18822 893493342264147968 2017-08-04 11:26:27-04 @Hello_Tailor Fuuuuuuuuuuuuu 18823 893488712746663936 2017-08-04 11:08:03-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist THIS IS TOO MUCH 18824 893487635368431616 2017-08-04 11:03:47-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist THIS FACE 18825 893487612425637888 2017-08-04 11:03:41-04 @kristenkbates @ItsTheRocketeer @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist omg this pose 18826 893486545839247360 2017-08-04 10:59:27-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @TheRealIanCoe @ItsTheRocketeer @vagabondartist @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @SarahDemp i like you now 18827 893486116430647296 2017-08-04 10:57:44-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist BUDDY IS SUCH A GOOD DOG PLEASE TWEET MORE PICS 18828 893486043432923136 2017-08-04 10:57:27-04 @HowellONeill @kevincollier @lorenzoFB @selenalarson it's fun 18829 893485191322271744 2017-08-04 10:54:04-04 @HowellONeill @kevincollier @lorenzoFB cc: @selenalarson 18830 893485142752231424 2017-08-04 10:53:52-04 @darth YES DARTH THANK YOU 18831 893484977316388866 2017-08-04 10:53:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @TheRealIanCoe @ItsTheRocketeer @vagabondartist @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @SarahDemp it was just a pun 18832 893484688811196416 2017-08-04 10:52:04-04 @kateconger lol 18833 893484675158683649 2017-08-04 10:52:01-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @TheRealIanCoe @ItsTheRocketeer @vagabondartist @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @SarahDemp we've bean at this for hours 18834 893484562579435520 2017-08-04 10:51:34-04 @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist EEEEEEEEEEEE 18835 893484221532180480 2017-08-04 10:50:13-04 @kristenkbates @TheRealIanCoe @ItsTheRocketeer @DannyPirtle19 @vagabondartist @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp this is getting uncomfortable 18836 893484200254373888 2017-08-04 10:50:08-04 @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist YES THIS DOG 18837 893483812650274816 2017-08-04 10:48:35-04 @lrozen more tricks than a magic show 18838 893483643259293696 2017-08-04 10:47:55-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @vagabondartist @TheRealIanCoe @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp you are far too young to use that word 18839 893483352413659138 2017-08-04 10:46:45-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist precisely 18840 893483327935655936 2017-08-04 10:46:40-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist dogs don't gab, kristen 18841 893483258150887424 2017-08-04 10:46:23-04 @DannyPirtle19 @vagabondartist @TheRealIanCoe @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp WOW 18842 893483070694858756 2017-08-04 10:45:38-04 @DannyPirtle19 @vagabondartist @TheRealIanCoe @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp but then who would do the good tweets 18843 893482934019256320 2017-08-04 10:45:06-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist you have never met maddie and she would not like you 18844 893482833418756096 2017-08-04 10:44:42-04 @DannyPirtle19 @vagabondartist @TheRealIanCoe @anthonytaylor_ @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp let's eat lima beans together danny 18845 893482448809537537 2017-08-04 10:43:10-04 @anthonytaylor_ @TheRealIanCoe @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist thank u 18846 893482411383828481 2017-08-04 10:43:01-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist at least when darth does it he scales the heads properly 18847 893482121439977474 2017-08-04 10:41:52-04 @DannyPirtle19 @TheRealIanCoe @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist what the hell 18848 893481958470234113 2017-08-04 10:41:13-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist my stuff is super secure and locked down, good luck 18849 893481613367152641 2017-08-04 10:39:51-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist there is something deeply wrong with you 18850 893481126764961792 2017-08-04 10:37:55-04 @SarahDemp @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @vagabondartist no i'm not owned i'm not owned 18851 893480898913554432 2017-08-04 10:37:01-04 @nw612 @darth FINLEY YOU GORGEOUS CREATURE 18852 893480836171010048 2017-08-04 10:36:46-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist ah, but what if this is part of my plan? 18853 893480402261856257 2017-08-04 10:35:02-04 @kevincollier (btw congrats boo) 18854 893480364966117376 2017-08-04 10:34:53-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist lima beans belong everywhere including on your plate i will sneak into your house and put lima beans everywhere 18855 893480054168178688 2017-08-04 10:33:39-04 @HowellONeill @kevincollier kevin you should delete your entire account better safe than sorry it is just a suggestion 18856 893479943052644353 2017-08-04 10:33:13-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist no we are not bringing this into sw twitter 18857 893479841416269824 2017-08-04 10:32:48-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate @vagabondartist same 18858 893479365811593217 2017-08-04 10:30:55-04 @kevincollier YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS 18859 893479194444935168 2017-08-04 10:30:14-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate @vagabondartist the hell is wrong with you 18860 893478956502065153 2017-08-04 10:29:17-04 @vagabondartist @heathdwilliams @TheRealIanCoe @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp the hell is wrong with you 18861 893478815414013952 2017-08-04 10:28:44-04 @kevincollier @daveyalba yes, also what 18862 893478661415985152 2017-08-04 10:28:07-04 @heathdwilliams @TheRealIanCoe @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist ian, you're on my bad list now 18863 893478587432611841 2017-08-04 10:27:49-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist but that's what i'm saying: there is no rule here 18864 893477941895725057 2017-08-04 10:25:16-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan ashley is JACKED 18865 893477915186352128 2017-08-04 10:25:09-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate @vagabondartist it's actually spartacus 18866 893477857208487936 2017-08-04 10:24:55-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist kristen you know there's no minimum legal drinking age for coffee 18867 893477158525566976 2017-08-04 10:22:09-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist also that 18868 893477103236243457 2017-08-04 10:21:56-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @vagabondartist i'm high on life 18869 893476876873850881 2017-08-04 10:21:02-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan what would you say is your forte 18870 893476827712434178 2017-08-04 10:20:50-04 @eleventhirtyate @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @vagabondartist ah but i have support on this one website 18871 893476772695691264 2017-08-04 10:20:37-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate @vagabondartist false 18872 893476631070769152 2017-08-04 10:20:03-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @vagabondartist awwwwww yis 18873 893476609470103553 2017-08-04 10:19:58-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan i'm disturbed by this photo 18874 893476407686385664 2017-08-04 10:19:10-04 @ItsTheRocketeer @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @vagabondartist coffee is bad 18875 893476059022327808 2017-08-04 10:17:47-04 @vagabondartist @DannyPirtle19 @SwaraSalih1 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @SarahDemp twss 18876 893476027074322432 2017-08-04 10:17:39-04 @SwaraSalih1 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @SarahDemp @vagabondartist this is repulsive 18877 893475763298742272 2017-08-04 10:16:36-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @Joseph_Marks_ if you are put me on it 18878 893475715815002112 2017-08-04 10:16:25-04 @SarahDemp @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @vagabondartist i'm surprised you still haven't DELETED YOUR ACCOUNT 18879 893475597376262145 2017-08-04 10:15:57-04 @Zathras3 NSA's defense role does not put it in the lead here 18880 893475195540951040 2017-08-04 10:14:21-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @SarahDemp @vagabondartist i'm like the yuuzhan vong of star wars twitter 18881 893475034387423232 2017-08-04 10:13:42-04 @RebeccaRuiz @SariHorwitz gonna need more details on the kettle chips please 18882 893474960383119360 2017-08-04 10:13:25-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @SarahDemp @vagabondartist heath i think you will find that you, in fact, are bad 18883 893474915738890244 2017-08-04 10:13:14-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @SarahDemp @vagabondartist @heathdwilliams kristen please delete your account 18884 893474629079191552 2017-08-04 10:12:06-04 @eleventhirtyate @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates @SarahDemp @vagabondartist @heathdwilliams die 18885 893474612331388929 2017-08-04 10:12:02-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @SarahDemp @vagabondartist @heathdwilliams go f yourself 18886 893474170641805312 2017-08-04 10:10:16-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @SarahDemp @vagabondartist @heathdwilliams lima beans are the exception 18887 893474128312905728 2017-08-04 10:10:06-04 @DannyPirtle19 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @SarahDemp @vagabondartist @heathdwilliams beans are bad, all of you who hate beans are good 18888 893473895231102976 2017-08-04 10:09:11-04 @kelseylh well yes obviously that too 18889 893473484956983297 2017-08-04 10:07:33-04 @kelseylh the cuter one 18890 893473210049724416 2017-08-04 10:06:27-04 @rayjwatson None of that is in here. 18891 893473044915769348 2017-08-04 10:05:48-04 @Bing_Chris two hands on the wheel 18892 893472993879392256 2017-08-04 10:05:36-04 @kelseylh I'm the dog on the right 18893 893472777189109760 2017-08-04 10:04:44-04 @kelseylh ugh you too i guess 18894 893472628060692480 2017-08-04 10:04:09-04 @kelseylh kelsey 18895 893472566756745218 2017-08-04 10:03:54-04 @rayjwatson What's opseccy about this? 18896 893472518274772994 2017-08-04 10:03:42-04 @kelseylh settle down 18897 893472151675842560 2017-08-04 10:02:15-04 @MatthewNussbaum @colinwilhelm just like our president 18898 893471604944064514 2017-08-04 10:00:05-04 V interesting: Kelly, as DHS secretary, bristled at Bossert running the WannaCry response from the NSC. Tensions? https://t.co/Sb0UAUstbc https://t.co/JFxQRBtT5U 18899 893471246427582464 2017-08-04 09:58:39-04 @SariHorwitz @RebeccaRuiz But does he eat first or exercise first? https://t.co/LiJTSI5ZfZ 18900 893470527695851520 2017-08-04 09:55:48-04 @MatthewNussbaum You see!! 18901 893469838609453057 2017-08-04 09:53:04-04 @MatthewNussbaum Okay, this is the exception to the rule then 18902 893469502553378816 2017-08-04 09:51:43-04 @MatthewNussbaum Whoa 18903 893463692192485376 2017-08-04 09:28:38-04 @MarisaKabas @BarackObama yw 18904 893463667068547076 2017-08-04 09:28:32-04 @kpoulsen FYI https://t.co/YDDAgaVict 18905 893463297621721088 2017-08-04 09:27:04-04 @MarisaKabas @BarackObama happy birthday to president obama and not you 18906 893460138799108097 2017-08-04 09:14:31-04 @gregotto @josephfcox +1 18907 893459814029963268 2017-08-04 09:13:14-04 What in the... https://t.co/9Hhjlh9BsQ 18908 893459181646336000 2017-08-04 09:10:43-04 @morningmoneyben As long as I get to wear a bathrobe 18909 893457975423193089 2017-08-04 09:05:55-04 @henrycjjackson @JaredRizzi https://t.co/HGmWPch9kq 18910 893456565700841472 2017-08-04 09:00:19-04 @JaredRizzi @henrycjjackson Starting early on a Friday I see 18911 893322615615623168 2017-08-04 00:08:03-04 @DoghouseDano @darth me too tbh 18912 893321645527638017 2017-08-04 00:04:12-04 @GraceSpelman @Sorry_Sack @libbycwatson 18913 893319521704005632 2017-08-03 23:55:45-04 @DeeGoots Andi yes thank you so much 18914 893319299338833920 2017-08-03 23:54:52-04 @libbycwatson she suspec 18915 893316107615993856 2017-08-03 23:42:11-04 @jbouie "Stir controversy"! I love it 18916 893311920681439234 2017-08-03 23:25:33-04 @darth CRIMINY 18917 893311612899217410 2017-08-03 23:24:20-04 @tayhatmaker Scout and I are best friends 18918 893310532689768448 2017-08-03 23:20:02-04 @tayhatmaker SCOUT 18919 893309782907658240 2017-08-03 23:17:03-04 @tayhatmaker no Taylor I can be better I promise 18920 893309358871891968 2017-08-03 23:15:22-04 @tayhatmaker If she says no you can always threaten to leaf her 18921 893309161672462336 2017-08-03 23:14:35-04 @mockingnerd It's certainly not a thing you otter do 18922 893309034639446016 2017-08-03 23:14:05-04 @tayhatmaker Maybe you can have Evie fan you with a giant leaf just like all day is that a thing girlfriends do 18923 893308445599911936 2017-08-03 23:11:44-04 @tayhatmaker Don't they sell air conditioners in the PNW 18924 893307956422467584 2017-08-03 23:09:48-04 @tayhatmaker Yes and I think you should livestream it and have otters with you 18925 893307879075262464 2017-08-03 23:09:29-04 @nycsouthpaw Almost as funny as if it had been propped up by the collective belief that junk mortgages were sustainable 18926 893307633519566848 2017-08-03 23:08:31-04 @tayhatmaker Mercy beaucoup ? 18927 893307384260681728 2017-08-03 23:07:31-04 @tayhatmaker Taylor I can change 18928 893307082560200704 2017-08-03 23:06:19-04 @morningmoneyben Has @darth gotten to work on this? 18929 893306898195378177 2017-08-03 23:05:36-04 I regret the error but not the otter https://t.co/HgLw9JSkA9 18930 893305683550097408 2017-08-03 23:00:46-04 SEA OTTER PUPS https://t.co/8cKJgkoxXt 18931 893305492545687552 2017-08-03 23:00:00-04 Here is your moment of zen after today's news blizzard https://t.co/P2PUWcbBX9 18932 893302940739530752 2017-08-03 22:49:52-04 @savkthom FLUFF-FACE 18933 893302249191071744 2017-08-03 22:47:07-04 @KimZetter @MalwareTechBlog I mean, same 18934 893301928096124929 2017-08-03 22:45:51-04 @Wanderlustin Safies* 18935 893301163164086273 2017-08-03 22:42:48-04 @KimZetter @MalwareTechBlog "Creating computer codes" 18936 893300813480808448 2017-08-03 22:41:25-04 https://t.co/qkbKbTvCeV 18937 893300184825950209 2017-08-03 22:38:55-04 @OMGgemma @Oooooo_Donna AAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH 18938 893300119197679620 2017-08-03 22:38:39-04 @OMGgemma AHHHHHHHHHHH MY STANCE IS I WANT THAT DOG 18939 893299693295468544 2017-08-03 22:36:58-04 @Madilorian or to turn over documents related to the meeting. 18940 893299645635579906 2017-08-03 22:36:46-04 @Madilorian It means a group of jurors approved Mueller's request to issue a subpoena, forcing someone (probably Don Jr. and others) to do interviews 18941 893299226700066818 2017-08-03 22:35:06-04 @ditzkoff 18942 893299034584211456 2017-08-03 22:34:21-04 @ditzkoff I'm on an iPad so I can't see it but can you tell me if he has a ratio 18943 893298806204321793 2017-08-03 22:33:26-04 @WilliamTurton That's me 18944 893295405097775107 2017-08-03 22:19:55-04 If they're literally bashing it they'll probably hurt their hands https://t.co/wgu9n5c0Wk 18945 893284655553753088 2017-08-03 21:37:12-04 Oh my god https://t.co/EopNBIhVf1 18946 893283450454773761 2017-08-03 21:32:25-04 @theglipper What!!!! 18947 893283147789475840 2017-08-03 21:31:13-04 I haven't checked Twitter since 6:30, people. What have I missed? 18948 893245104000860161 2017-08-03 19:00:03-04 omfg https://t.co/oXJy39uaDe 18949 893241318893387777 2017-08-03 18:45:00-04 This tweet initially had a Ratio, but then the silent majority of hot chocolate drinkers emerged to support me. Thank you all. So humbled. https://t.co/ui5655txs7 18950 893237542862159873 2017-08-03 18:30:00-04 Dump! https://t.co/0MhHh1jHKV https://t.co/LYOllssFXF 18951 893232351643410436 2017-08-03 18:09:22-04 @JustinRYoung big day for you might even call it a grand one 18952 893229995140591618 2017-08-03 18:00:00-04 https://t.co/n1psWSzr5P https://t.co/xxPMzI5tNP 18953 893229390544416768 2017-08-03 17:57:36-04 @paigelav @DanielStrauss4 Trump WH can relate 18954 893228315863130112 2017-08-03 17:53:20-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi wake me up, before you POGO 18955 893227619310850048 2017-08-03 17:50:34-04 @lorenzoFB @dnvolz @josephfcox dang 18956 893227322492538882 2017-08-03 17:49:23-04 @lorenzoFB @dnvolz @josephfcox rekt 18957 893226974004596737 2017-08-03 17:48:00-04 @emptywheel USFWS? 18958 893223623275708417 2017-08-03 17:34:41-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi POGO f yourself 18959 893219988651331585 2017-08-03 17:20:15-04 @kansasalps @JaredRizzi NSFW 18960 893218690707193856 2017-08-03 17:15:05-04 @MadelineRConway thx 18961 893218508624072709 2017-08-03 17:14:22-04 @MadelineRConway I feel impowered to spell it however I want now 18962 893218289450708992 2017-08-03 17:13:30-04 @NatashaBertrand @matthewamiller Seems like just covering their bases, right? Granted they could move later... 18963 893214967863881734 2017-08-03 17:00:18-04 @DannyPirtle19 I do not believe the M&Ms thing 18964 893214901610663937 2017-08-03 17:00:02-04 Interesting... https://t.co/Y1bstuXiHL 18965 893214476039852032 2017-08-03 16:58:20-04 @jeffhauser yes, see previous tweet with screenshot of that topic 18966 893211392538533894 2017-08-03 16:46:05-04 FBI investigators leaning against charging Flynn. "The investigators don't consider Flynn's answers to be intentionally dishonest." 18967 893209756239888386 2017-08-03 16:39:35-04 CNN has new details about FBI/Flynn conversations, Manafort references in intercepted comms, and Page surveillance. https://t.co/5AgiNJf0DC https://t.co/MvL2QsDiul 18968 893205575307325440 2017-08-03 16:22:58-04 Oh. https://t.co/acsRfh0l2s 18969 893200395438370816 2017-08-03 16:02:23-04 And here is the statement from the Eastern District. Conspiracy to commit computer fraud + abuse, attempting to access computer w/o auth... https://t.co/gZeceUZwkX 18970 893199037809209345 2017-08-03 15:57:00-04 Eastern District spokeswoman says DOJ will be sending out a press release on Hutchins indictment "shortly." 18971 893198442901774338 2017-08-03 15:54:38-04 @HowellONeill wow 18972 893196889725829120 2017-08-03 15:48:27-04 @nycsouthpaw settle down 18973 893196371783802880 2017-08-03 15:46:24-04 I just rewatched the cold open to the West Wing episode "Ways and Means" and am available to comment on grand juries. 18974 893195350143627264 2017-08-03 15:42:20-04 Grand Jury 101 fwiw https://t.co/r2fcywqoaT 18975 893194254813679616 2017-08-03 15:37:59-04 @matthew_d_green @ncweaver creation isn't bad? 18976 893193902404096000 2017-08-03 15:36:35-04 @Blacklace40 bringing together jurors to consider whether to file criminal charges. they can also request documents, testimony, etc. 18977 893193737404379136 2017-08-03 15:35:56-04 @VonzalesDelGado negative 18978 893192249479057408 2017-08-03 15:30:01-04 Hot chocolate is better than coffee https://t.co/qVRJg3XVyC 18979 893189480085159936 2017-08-03 15:19:01-04 @pbump listen 18980 893189225604141063 2017-08-03 15:18:00-04 The spokeswoman for the U.S. Attorney's Office for the Eastern District of Wisconsin is not picking up her phone, as you might imagine. 18981 893188819817820165 2017-08-03 15:16:23-04 @MalwareTechBlog Oops, this is correct. Not Hutchins. https://t.co/fjZTEIh81B 18982 893188318074212353 2017-08-03 15:14:24-04 @MalwareTechBlog The indictment alleges that Hutchins advertised the Kronos malware on AlphaBay, a dark net market that DOJ recently helped shut down. 18983 893182760726220802 2017-08-03 14:52:19-04 @Bing_Chris https://t.co/kL98DZXzHx 18984 893180330085101568 2017-08-03 14:42:39-04 Holy crap. https://t.co/Z6xBtEYJ7W 18985 893180037628928008 2017-08-03 14:41:30-04 @alexburnsNYT this opinion seems pretty popular to me 18986 893177151264088066 2017-08-03 14:30:01-04 cc: MAGA Twitter https://t.co/6Of87TmZc0 18987 893176549566033923 2017-08-03 14:27:38-04 @TonyRomm good tweet 18988 893176114826313728 2017-08-03 14:25:54-04 @TonyRomm they did FCC u should tweet 18989 893171265489514497 2017-08-03 14:06:38-04 @chaosbria that dog seems like your spirit animal 18990 893171118365974528 2017-08-03 14:06:03-04 @philewing delete your account re: 3 18991 893167617258770432 2017-08-03 13:52:08-04 @VileZero @AshCrossan omg JO 18992 893167258398326788 2017-08-03 13:50:43-04 @VileZero @AshCrossan Jo is my biggest fan 18993 893166671799754752 2017-08-03 13:48:23-04 @VileZero @AshCrossan my parents do 18994 893166313748746241 2017-08-03 13:46:58-04 @VileZero @AshCrossan thanks, do you think she'll go out with me now or 18995 893164192689258497 2017-08-03 13:38:32-04 @JaredRizzi @USCPSC darth knows what he did 18996 893162815648870401 2017-08-03 13:33:04-04 @darth @JaredRizzi @kasie how is this website free 18997 893162720295608320 2017-08-03 13:32:41-04 There are only two good Twitter accounts: the SEC's Fort Worth office and @USCPSC. https://t.co/P4n6iWCJdo 18998 893162318581948417 2017-08-03 13:31:05-04 @AshCrossan Guess I missed Mayan vitation to join you on the trip 18999 893159364382650368 2017-08-03 13:19:21-04 @MadelineRConway same 19000 893159334510821376 2017-08-03 13:19:14-04 @JaredRizzi @kasie @darth omg yessssss 19001 893158935271792640 2017-08-03 13:17:38-04 @Joseph_Marks_ cybaltimore 19002 893158715897118720 2017-08-03 13:16:46-04 @stephmsharp @KARKMark someone tweeted me this https://t.co/k9JL0Rk0GN 19003 893158358232039424 2017-08-03 13:15:21-04 @Interior @USFWS @NatlParkService @USGS interior...thank you 19004 893154512281542661 2017-08-03 13:00:04-04 Someone in this newsroom has a stuffed animal of the "This is fine" dog. 19005 893151477996244992 2017-08-03 12:48:00-04 Whaaaaa? https://t.co/9SCuqLz8Dg 19006 893150795973177346 2017-08-03 12:45:18-04 @YesMomsCan that's been the case for years; surprised that they chose now to leave 19007 893147572721913857 2017-08-03 12:32:29-04 Russian botnet operator gets 46 months in U.S. prison and will be deported after release. https://t.co/J9T1swN5ok 19008 893143165762514945 2017-08-03 12:14:59-04 @JaredRizzi Putin was a pleasant thread. This is ridiculous. 19009 893141883207249920 2017-08-03 12:09:53-04 @JaredRizzi you and I both have a political problem 19010 893141691422691328 2017-08-03 12:09:07-04 NSC cyber team has a lot of work to do, including quarterbacking Trump's cyber EO. Loss of institutional knowledge here will be deeply felt. 19011 893141310101757952 2017-08-03 12:07:36-04 Surprising part (to me) is that three (two from DHS and one from DOD) are leaving USG altogether. (Fourth is returning to DHS.) 19012 893141180552237060 2017-08-03 12:07:05-04 Departing NSC cyber staffers started in the Obama admin, one as far back as 2013. Typical detail to NSC is 1-2 years. So not too surprising. 19013 893140876335173632 2017-08-03 12:05:53-04 @pbump @WapoEngineering Engineering can you break Philip's computer or something 19014 893140696101773312 2017-08-03 12:05:10-04 SCOOP: NSC cyber team loses four staffers — three leaving govt entirely — and gains two new ones: https://t.co/Jx6kS2a10P 19015 893140310448115712 2017-08-03 12:03:38-04 @WapoEngineering Thanks! 19016 893137632934465536 2017-08-03 11:53:00-04 @Joseph_Marks_ yeah man the underground swim scene is lit 19017 893136854387752960 2017-08-03 11:49:54-04 @Joseph_Marks_ wait...bring...back...? 19018 893133494104272896 2017-08-03 11:36:33-04 @JaredRizzi @bitter_schoen well that's mean 19019 893133306967052289 2017-08-03 11:35:48-04 @MiekeEoyang on a related note, women also have lower confidence in men than men do 19020 893133181242814464 2017-08-03 11:35:18-04 @JaredRizzi @bitter_schoen I do love 30 Rock 19021 893132815348445186 2017-08-03 11:33:51-04 @JaredRizzi @bitter_schoen is that a line from 30 Rock? 19022 893132550796869633 2017-08-03 11:32:48-04 @JaredRizzi @bitter_schoen oh, I love 30 Rock 19023 893130025016467456 2017-08-03 11:22:46-04 @JaredRizzi @bitter_schoen ? https://t.co/PZQMMZUbjT 19024 893129507380621312 2017-08-03 11:20:42-04 @JaredRizzi @bitter_schoen oh is kasowitz working for you now? 19025 893128859754934273 2017-08-03 11:18:08-04 @JaredRizzi @bitter_schoen right. we go to dog parks and i try to get the dogs to bite jared 19026 893128368350167040 2017-08-03 11:16:11-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama no 19027 893128203988082688 2017-08-03 11:15:32-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama learn to spell 19028 893127797513834496 2017-08-03 11:13:55-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama jared i used to do podcasts i was very popular 19029 893127328360009732 2017-08-03 11:12:03-04 @JaredRizzi @drama_mama that's not the name of a radio broadcaster 19030 893127129612922882 2017-08-03 11:11:15-04 @Gavriek @darth @dog_rates CAITY 19031 893127020967841796 2017-08-03 11:10:49-04 @drama_mama @JaredRizzi this is rude, i am the terry gross of this duo 19032 893126927350984705 2017-08-03 11:10:27-04 @RSWestmoreland @darth omg 19033 893124574908493824 2017-08-03 11:01:06-04 @nicolecieux @StarWarsJunk star wars is bad, everyone should watch stargate instead 19034 893124371069513728 2017-08-03 11:00:18-04 @rachsyme @darth eeeeeeeee 19035 893124301712502786 2017-08-03 11:00:01-04 "cyber bodyguard" omg https://t.co/LWJie9DPmG 19036 893120732900839424 2017-08-03 10:45:50-04 @JaredRizzi oh ffs 19037 893120643440553987 2017-08-03 10:45:29-04 @nicolecieux Star Ware 19038 893120535042936833 2017-08-03 10:45:03-04 @JaredRizzi okay I still like you Jared 19039 893117952479854594 2017-08-03 10:34:47-04 @JaredRizzi omg i just saw are they all full 19040 893117602226110464 2017-08-03 10:33:24-04 @ChuckWendig ...yes 19041 893116756759265281 2017-08-03 10:30:02-04 ---------> https://t.co/JbquxUseQw 19042 893115276782432257 2017-08-03 10:24:09-04 @ChuckWendig chuck no it's just a video that may or may not *not* be porn and i'm offering to compensate you but not necessarily with money 19043 893115102089621504 2017-08-03 10:23:28-04 @JaredRizzi Jared how long is this list 19044 893114533086195713 2017-08-03 10:21:12-04 @JaredRizzi you should make this for friday night meatballs and invite me over 19045 893114488152633344 2017-08-03 10:21:01-04 @ChuckWendig wait what if i make it worth your while 19046 893113904200601600 2017-08-03 10:18:42-04 @JaredRizzi what is your favorite pasta jared 19047 893113725007343616 2017-08-03 10:17:59-04 @JaredRizzi baked ziti is amazing 19048 893113460476841985 2017-08-03 10:16:56-04 @JaredRizzi prefer ziti 19049 893113254301642756 2017-08-03 10:16:07-04 @ChuckWendig labels are so 20th century 19050 893113229970468864 2017-08-03 10:16:01-04 @JaredRizzi jared! 19051 893112489499664386 2017-08-03 10:13:05-04 @ChuckWendig it's not *not* porn 19052 893109876230156288 2017-08-03 10:02:42-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan OMG 19053 893109201001521152 2017-08-03 10:00:01-04 Talk about having to work for it. Wonder what their success rate is. https://t.co/qiQ7LaHB1y 19054 893104830729814018 2017-08-03 09:42:39-04 @HowellONeill @darth can you do something here please 19055 893104142855614464 2017-08-03 09:39:55-04 @morninggloria @normative holy shit 19056 893103931273949190 2017-08-03 09:39:04-04 @ChuckWendig Molten Hot Fuckery is the name of the video we were going to shoot together 19057 893103060288974852 2017-08-03 09:35:37-04 https://t.co/5PbVyPVE9C 19058 893102895024963585 2017-08-03 09:34:57-04 @ashleyfeinberg they were from wherever they were, ashley 19059 893101656346435584 2017-08-03 09:30:02-04 The Post got transcripts of Trump's calls with Pena Nieto and Turnbull. This is how Turnbull call ends. https://t.co/adbPV2Rrh5 https://t.co/nUIg07WYdi 19060 893096216778735617 2017-08-03 09:08:25-04 @lrozen Narrator voice! 19061 893094103289798656 2017-08-03 09:00:01-04 In Vatican journal, close allies of Pope Francis accuse Bannon & U.S. evangelicals of hateful, quasi-jihadist views. https://t.co/6EA6I4R37Q https://t.co/Q7fuAHaSOn 19062 893094096188784640 2017-08-03 09:00:00-04 @morningmoneyben @adamdavidson Ben why are you a (((globalist))) covering for the (((masses))) who are (((flooding))) into our (((homeland))) 19063 893089110939889665 2017-08-03 08:40:11-04 @darth Omfg 19064 893088774166544384 2017-08-03 08:38:51-04 @lachlan @NoahShachtman So-called Cold War* 19065 892941370981306368 2017-08-02 22:53:07-04 https://t.co/a3R0s6Q3nD 19066 892941272515825664 2017-08-02 22:52:44-04 @lrozen always Iran 19067 892936494083657728 2017-08-02 22:33:44-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams wow 19068 892936332863033344 2017-08-02 22:33:06-04 NYT: Trump considering sending McMaster to lead Afghan war, clearing way for Pompeo as national security adviser. https://t.co/S4LwWyr6Yq https://t.co/EAFdw0QJGC 19069 892928989903421442 2017-08-02 22:03:55-04 @OliviaMesser @dnvolz Daily Beast Texas correspondent 19070 892927446089072640 2017-08-02 21:57:47-04 @dnvolz Haha you're the second person to say that. I'm nowhere near their level and I know it. 19071 892925489089617920 2017-08-02 21:50:01-04 "The anecdotes ... also had another thing in common, the White House conceded on Wednesday: Neither was true." https://t.co/hZ1mP4lXxR 19072 892920849849888768 2017-08-02 21:31:34-04 "buildings (homes)" https://t.co/Vp1E7NCIKv 19073 892919711691923458 2017-08-02 21:27:03-04 @heathdwilliams 19074 892919662564052992 2017-08-02 21:26:51-04 @semirose @heathdwilliams the moral of this story is that heath is bad 19075 892919094994972673 2017-08-02 21:24:36-04 @heathdwilliams you are so bad heath 19076 892919037591736321 2017-08-02 21:24:22-04 @APBBlue and yet he happily worked for that state-run Russian propaganda outlet... 19077 892918904808452098 2017-08-02 21:23:51-04 @heathdwilliams https://t.co/6q9uPoHFqJ 19078 892911286484430849 2017-08-02 20:53:34-04 Every time this happens it is the absolute best thing on the internet (h/t @ashleyfeinberg) https://t.co/pWsjIuMOmZ 19079 892909888615182336 2017-08-02 20:48:01-04 @morningmoneyben Settle down 19080 892905585246707713 2017-08-02 20:30:55-04 @nktpnd d'oh! that is great 19081 892905356204048385 2017-08-02 20:30:00-04 Kelly is “ensuring Trump doesn’t make his decisions based on some bullshit he watched at midnight or on Breitbart." https://t.co/JhhZw7xQo8 https://t.co/HAPotSbWDD 19082 892901580114206721 2017-08-02 20:15:00-04 "Kelly called Sessions on Saturday to stress that the WH was supportive of his work &wanted him to continue his job" https://t.co/fVpSrVSTjK 19083 892897816615321601 2017-08-02 20:00:03-04 https://t.co/QbvNd1ccwQ https://t.co/24blRrHNTW 19084 892895124069523456 2017-08-02 19:49:21-04 @marcambinder omfg 19085 892894031079931907 2017-08-02 19:45:00-04 https://t.co/updFt6HgHX https://t.co/eTm5uOfZNG 19086 892890740937953281 2017-08-02 19:31:56-04 @selenalarson selena get OUT 19087 892890254767788032 2017-08-02 19:30:00-04 I will never not retweet Ernie Moniz content https://t.co/7bDsawwWrn 19088 892887086797377536 2017-08-02 19:17:25-04 @ASankin give me death 19089 892886481206878208 2017-08-02 19:15:00-04 I am begging for the sweet release of death https://t.co/TBa3tsJV5l 19090 892883378961358848 2017-08-02 19:02:41-04 @heathdwilliams @DanielKennedyDK heatherford 19091 892882712582868992 2017-08-02 19:00:02-04 This happened. https://t.co/4hvwovHTLy 19092 892882325117308930 2017-08-02 18:58:29-04 @erikmal @ashleyfeinberg yeah this seemed gratuitous 19093 892881896790773765 2017-08-02 18:56:47-04 @NoTheOtherLeft you're not a gif, try harder 19094 892878931962896385 2017-08-02 18:45:00-04 Always a great feeling when you can check things off your to-do list https://t.co/dFFzverSCz https://t.co/uuIFUGY8t8 19095 892875193949061120 2017-08-02 18:30:09-04 @DeeGoots Does @acarboni randomly shout "MORE PORGS!" when you're not recording the show too? 19096 892875156221120512 2017-08-02 18:30:00-04 What about the alternative facts? https://t.co/PtarAtj6Bb 19097 892874326743162881 2017-08-02 18:26:42-04 @jesseberney Plot twist: I am 19098 892874235726766080 2017-08-02 18:26:21-04 @dnvolz Omg 19099 892874125810839553 2017-08-02 18:25:55-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Ahhahahahaha 19100 892873590697332739 2017-08-02 18:23:47-04 @jesseberney Settle down 19101 892872756768985091 2017-08-02 18:20:28-04 @petridishes Just wanted you to say it 19102 892872508621422592 2017-08-02 18:19:29-04 @petridishes Cantina Band #2 19103 892872413763031041 2017-08-02 18:19:06-04 @lrozen National Sick Burn Council 19104 892871918713548800 2017-08-02 18:17:08-04 @connorobrienNH Connor 19105 892869368996139008 2017-08-02 18:07:00-04 @sparksjls MY GOD 19106 892869219385311232 2017-08-02 18:06:25-04 @JaredRizzi Omfg callback to our other thread 19107 892868684410220549 2017-08-02 18:04:17-04 @Olivianuzzi "'I think you're my friend.' (Again, no.)" is just freaking art. 19108 892867807725178880 2017-08-02 18:00:48-04 @JaredRizzi Christ 19109 892867619996319744 2017-08-02 18:00:03-04 .@Olivianuzzi is like a good quote magnet https://t.co/p1Hmi6USTK https://t.co/63ZUVYryjO 19110 892864789298511875 2017-08-02 17:48:49-04 @darth I appreciate your commitment to this bit 19111 892863833395429376 2017-08-02 17:45:01-04 .@KatieBoWill, @JennaMC_Laugh, and I hardest hit https://t.co/uB6fEqPAB8 19112 892863650502979584 2017-08-02 17:44:17-04 @JaredRizzi savage 19113 892860056210898944 2017-08-02 17:30:00-04 The Ukrainian president's IT office sounds amazing. https://t.co/YXmdQSB4m0 https://t.co/mWK6AlPcgR 19114 892854932579250176 2017-08-02 17:09:39-04 @soaringleap424 it's the bureau he can lead 19115 892853488635523072 2017-08-02 17:03:54-04 @mollyesque @normative this works a little too well 19116 892853197139783681 2017-08-02 17:02:45-04 @MadelineRConway when you're rich, they let you do it 19117 892852856147111936 2017-08-02 17:01:23-04 @ericjetblack @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi that's how we like it 19118 892852790229389312 2017-08-02 17:01:08-04 @jbarro Isn't there a difference between eventually learning English and being required to already speak it to enter the country? 19119 892852078237888512 2017-08-02 16:58:18-04 Wow. https://t.co/gifjpDB3zX 19120 892851779209011200 2017-08-02 16:57:07-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy i love the simpsons, great show 19121 892850716397768705 2017-08-02 16:52:53-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy that is truly the last strawberry 19122 892850658663161856 2017-08-02 16:52:40-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi not fern nothing but I rarely used Vine 19123 892850509442428928 2017-08-02 16:52:04-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy think of how much good journalism you could do if you redirected this mental energy to it 19124 892850400763801600 2017-08-02 16:51:38-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi at least this thread is fruitful 19125 892849983199866880 2017-08-02 16:49:59-04 @JaredRizzi @aedwardslevy this escalated quickly 19126 892849824688746497 2017-08-02 16:49:21-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @Interior @ravindranize @EricM_Katz play words with friends 19127 892849795429224448 2017-08-02 16:49:14-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi it's the block button i can see 19128 892849407003152384 2017-08-02 16:47:41-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi you come into MY pun moment and try to one-up me? 19129 892849025258594304 2017-08-02 16:46:10-04 @aedwardslevy @JaredRizzi 19130 892848967725309953 2017-08-02 16:45:56-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @Interior @ravindranize @EricM_Katz do not do this 19131 892848498210742272 2017-08-02 16:44:04-04 @lisa_mcmann no no I was kidding 19132 892846276877967360 2017-08-02 16:35:15-04 @blakehounshell honestly thought this would get way more ratio'd than it did https://t.co/KM7m556kla 19133 892846124834443264 2017-08-02 16:34:39-04 @eliotnelson that's very rude 19134 892845389887537152 2017-08-02 16:31:43-04 @eliotnelson this style of reasoning is in vogue of late 19135 892844957496614912 2017-08-02 16:30:00-04 HAVA co-sponsor @WhipHoyer blasts Republicans for trying to defund @EACgov: https://t.co/DJu73nucoT https://t.co/ncG7f1bUMc 19136 892843851328753666 2017-08-02 16:25:37-04 @lisa_mcmann that's racist (maybe) 19137 892843292194459649 2017-08-02 16:23:23-04 @kelseylh @nycsouthpaw kelsey 19138 892841184128892928 2017-08-02 16:15:01-04 Oh my god https://t.co/2IAPVOpaCR 19139 892839882607009793 2017-08-02 16:09:50-04 @tayhatmaker come visit me it won't be any cooler here but you will be hanging out with me 19140 892839738947796997 2017-08-02 16:09:16-04 @daveaitel funny? 19141 892839027984019456 2017-08-02 16:06:27-04 @tayhatmaker ohhhhhh i misread — yeah that's demonic 19142 892837411734016000 2017-08-02 16:00:01-04 Attention @POTUS: Newly published Snowden doc shows Canadian spies laughing at Russian hackers' poor opsec. https://t.co/LAbd9oLqBv https://t.co/0K669O1tAj 19143 892836282367455234 2017-08-02 15:55:32-04 @MarisaKabas @jesseberney god damn it 19144 892836147164041217 2017-08-02 15:55:00-04 @MarisaKabas @jesseberney wait marisa are you in dc 19145 892835746847100930 2017-08-02 15:53:24-04 @MarisaKabas @jesseberney gross 19146 892833751012651008 2017-08-02 15:45:28-04 Also, you know, the thirteenth. https://t.co/aO74aYkWXo 19147 892833188137095171 2017-08-02 15:43:14-04 @AndrewBeatty @EricSchultz Oh, the Trump era as a season of 24, I like it. 19148 892832881411805184 2017-08-02 15:42:01-04 @KateVrijmoet what phone call? 19149 892832725316620288 2017-08-02 15:41:24-04 @NJPitchford @darth @dog_rates omg lee 19150 892831294291410944 2017-08-02 15:35:43-04 @shani_o oh my god 19151 892830193815089152 2017-08-02 15:31:20-04 SHS: Trump signing sanctions bill "sent a clear signal that we won't tolerate interference in our Democratic process by Russia." 19152 892829339963838465 2017-08-02 15:27:57-04 The segue from Miller to Huckabee Sanders talking about the American dream and opportunities for everyone was...really something. 19153 892828945028087809 2017-08-02 15:26:23-04 .@Acosta's face that whole time. I am in awe. 19154 892827820698865666 2017-08-02 15:21:55-04 This briefing is incredible https://t.co/pVlCK3k0Ee 19155 892826605017542656 2017-08-02 15:17:05-04 @heathdwilliams this was inevitable and well deserved 19156 892825741276180482 2017-08-02 15:13:39-04 @CHPoakland don't try to cover this up CHP Oakland 19157 892825212290519040 2017-08-02 15:11:33-04 @SqueakyMissD @darth SUKHA I LOVE YOU HAPPY BIRTHDAY 19158 892824628221104128 2017-08-02 15:09:13-04 @LorenRaeDeJ Gorka I believe 19159 892824564111159298 2017-08-02 15:08:58-04 @GlennThrush 19160 892824350587539460 2017-08-02 15:08:07-04 Seems like a reasonable thing for a senior White House official to say https://t.co/cGTsDAfS6c 19161 892823572145635328 2017-08-02 15:05:02-04 @ElizabethDeHoff if he's Amish why is he looking at this at all? 19162 892823136135204864 2017-08-02 15:03:18-04 @pablohidalgo The United States of America 19163 892822533241790466 2017-08-02 15:00:54-04 @tayhatmaker only in portland does 89 merit an excessive heat warning 19164 892822315473543168 2017-08-02 15:00:02-04 There's just no way that this quote from a millennial about broadcast TV is real https://t.co/E7QpsVjyHT https://t.co/2BGIwCCCjT 19165 892821301890613248 2017-08-02 14:56:00-04 @akhoya87 @jmartNYT @EricsDadRod andrew you don't have to do this 19166 892820265692004352 2017-08-02 14:51:53-04 @kath_krueger @libbycwatson i will investigate this further 19167 892820175006904326 2017-08-02 14:51:32-04 @KFILE "race trader"! i love it 19168 892818036792721408 2017-08-02 14:43:02-04 @jmartNYT Center McCenterface 19169 892817504971747329 2017-08-02 14:40:55-04 @WilliamTurton lol 19170 892817457555156992 2017-08-02 14:40:44-04 @kath_krueger @libbycwatson if you're not a cop answer this what's your badge number 19171 892817055208091648 2017-08-02 14:39:08-04 @max_read @BillHumphreyMA @ByYourLogic I laughed louder than I should have 19172 892816459176521732 2017-08-02 14:36:46-04 @rojeid @darth I'm nugget's biggest fan 19173 892816416084283394 2017-08-02 14:36:35-04 @warmheatherette OMG 19174 892814762039488516 2017-08-02 14:30:01-04 Bannon-friendly NSC staffer fired for memo on Trump facing attacks by Maoists, Islamists, globalists, & "deep state" https://t.co/aH4IDjmYBk https://t.co/FiiqxVQLDR 19175 892814538873208832 2017-08-02 14:29:08-04 @JaredRizzi lol 19176 892814485131538437 2017-08-02 14:28:55-04 @heathdwilliams i love you 19177 892814416927961088 2017-08-02 14:28:39-04 @libbycwatson DIG 19178 892814293258956800 2017-08-02 14:28:09-04 @rojeid @darth NUGGET 19179 892808971769262080 2017-08-02 14:07:01-04 These comments came in DHS's response to @clairecmc's questions about the department's work with states. 19180 892808508462247936 2017-08-02 14:05:10-04 DHS also says "there are no plans to make any changes" to the designation that elections are critical infrastructure. https://t.co/jl9DAHAAOy 19181 892807225474985984 2017-08-02 14:00:04-04 DHS says 2 states and 6 local govts have requested election cyber scans since election; one state dropped out. https://t.co/z1BFN1Ax8a https://t.co/j1d5z2NcLN 19182 892801745214197760 2017-08-02 13:38:18-04 @briantruitt Mostly I worry about whether I'm tweeting enough dank memes 19183 892800969305710594 2017-08-02 13:35:13-04 @briantruitt People said the same thing about GMO crops. I'm willing to give this a chance. 19184 892800076556455941 2017-08-02 13:31:40-04 "The research ... raises the prospect that gene editing may one day protect babies from a variety of hereditary conditions." 19185 892799667234328576 2017-08-02 13:30:02-04 Biggest story of the week: "In Breakthrough, Scientists Edit a Dangerous Mutation From Genes in Human Embryos" https://t.co/He9aHnWVmw https://t.co/5DF04SThAK 19186 892795884588724225 2017-08-02 13:15:00-04 2017 https://t.co/SEw6Q3KfrL 19187 892794806539341824 2017-08-02 13:10:43-04 @iammollymchugh it's a good marriott molly 19188 892793799809925121 2017-08-02 13:06:43-04 @joshgerstein The reviewers are career staff though right? 19189 892793035679031296 2017-08-02 13:03:41-04 @darth @newschannelnine @mental_floss omg newsbrands doing memes 19190 892792194494599168 2017-08-02 13:00:21-04 @cascamike @blakehounshell wow at least have the decency to use my current title 19191 892791875689697281 2017-08-02 12:59:05-04 @blakehounshell damn it 19192 892791824703795201 2017-08-02 12:58:52-04 @cascamike @blakehounshell de Blasio comms director 19193 892791660211580929 2017-08-02 12:58:13-04 @blakehounshell blake 19194 892791594923024385 2017-08-02 12:57:58-04 @brianbeutler @nycsouthpaw about time to unveil the DD 19195 892789320683270144 2017-08-02 12:48:55-04 @Bing_Chris 19196 892789227808751616 2017-08-02 12:48:33-04 @selenalarson @Bing_Chris james comeee? 19197 892789176940326912 2017-08-02 12:48:21-04 @razhael Thank you! 19198 892789103120584705 2017-08-02 12:48:04-04 @Bing_Chris chris, I want to be involved but exclusively as someone who heckles you from the audience 19199 892784567727161345 2017-08-02 12:30:02-04 ... https://t.co/pRm4Xim8ej 19200 892778951554342913 2017-08-02 12:07:43-04 @alibreland hahahahahahahaha 19201 892778173024411649 2017-08-02 12:04:38-04 @waynekearns He has to enact the law, but he could — as past presidents have threatened to do — choose not to enact certain portions (possibly illegal) 19202 892777018131070981 2017-08-02 12:00:02-04 This made my week https://t.co/fh87B8Erlt 19203 892772127820173313 2017-08-02 11:40:36-04 @aedwardslevy finally, something we agree on 19204 892770837031473152 2017-08-02 11:35:29-04 @blakehounshell You mean the fourth paragraph? 19205 892770547687469061 2017-08-02 11:34:20-04 @blakehounshell What do you mean? 19206 892770251544436736 2017-08-02 11:33:09-04 @Squid25 yes 19207 892770241071198208 2017-08-02 11:33:06-04 @selenalarson @nycsouthpaw that's an error in how gawker posts the press list emails; it's correct in the original 19208 892769291275313154 2017-08-02 11:29:20-04 And note language in 2nd statement: "expect to honor the bill's extended waiting periods"; "give careful and respectful consideration to..." https://t.co/1TA01mE2vb 19209 892768684778893312 2017-08-02 11:26:55-04 Also note Trump attacking Congress for not passing a healthcare bill and touting his company being "worth many billions of dollars." 19210 892768336911765504 2017-08-02 11:25:33-04 Trump on Russia sanctions bill: "The bill remains seriously flawed" but he's signing it "for the sake of national unity." https://t.co/LH6B5DJFwQ 19211 892765507237052416 2017-08-02 11:14:18-04 @dtipson @nycsouthpaw the Darth Plagueis thing is the only good meme 19212 892763680831664129 2017-08-02 11:07:02-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm what will you give me if i do 19213 892763479660261377 2017-08-02 11:06:14-04 @woodruffbets I wish they streamed these pen-and-pads 19214 892763189087174657 2017-08-02 11:05:05-04 True. https://t.co/X04e47qEoL 19215 892763163619471361 2017-08-02 11:04:59-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan YESSSSSSSS 19216 892754393149386752 2017-08-02 10:30:08-04 FYI https://t.co/FBC5PTrIyi 19217 892751156639936513 2017-08-02 10:17:16-04 @pbump cyber 19218 892751031389564929 2017-08-02 10:16:47-04 @JennaMC_Laugh well this was a hare-owing experience 19219 892746819771314177 2017-08-02 10:00:02-04 This just made my day. https://t.co/a8PBc3zekh 19220 892741782072635392 2017-08-02 09:40:01-04 @JennaMC_Laugh unfortunately I have already malwared it 19221 892740653322579969 2017-08-02 09:35:32-04 @JennaMC_Laugh i hacked your test server 19222 892740202149666817 2017-08-02 09:33:45-04 @JennaMC_Laugh it's you https://t.co/4pdDoNOTak 19223 892731712274345985 2017-08-02 09:00:01-04 So it turns out that career Civil Rights Division staffers refused to work on DOJ's anti-affirmative-action project. https://t.co/5w78851q3j https://t.co/ZDrYywncBw 19224 892719951743733760 2017-08-02 08:13:17-04 @TonyRomm lol "poleclingers" 19225 892586607911501824 2017-08-01 23:23:25-04 @Madilorian goodnight 19226 892586386875985925 2017-08-01 23:22:32-04 @Madilorian put a shirt on 19227 892585954732638208 2017-08-01 23:20:49-04 @Madilorian this is strangely good 19228 892585061819834369 2017-08-01 23:17:16-04 @Madilorian no wait 19229 892585003376422913 2017-08-01 23:17:02-04 @MarisaKabas does she not have any comms people???? this is incredible 19230 892584669346234368 2017-08-01 23:15:43-04 @Madilorian but no forget i said anything 19231 892584628565028865 2017-08-01 23:15:33-04 @Madilorian yes 19232 892584613301940224 2017-08-01 23:15:29-04 @MarisaKabas what THE HELL oh my god https://t.co/v5isRxjfvh 19233 892584326918963200 2017-08-01 23:14:21-04 @Madilorian madi 19234 892584272921591812 2017-08-01 23:14:08-04 @LillianSkye_ @dan_brooks It's not even her! 19235 892583033014018048 2017-08-01 23:09:13-04 @Madilorian good lord 19236 892582386717917184 2017-08-01 23:06:39-04 @Madilorian i am afraid 19237 892582144735936517 2017-08-01 23:05:41-04 @ashleyfeinberg @libbycwatson ashley you could have googled it 19238 892582032009768961 2017-08-01 23:05:14-04 @Madilorian nothin 19239 892581967711129601 2017-08-01 23:04:59-04 @libbycwatson @ashleyfeinberg are you really stalking the senate majority whip on instagram at 11pm 19240 892581722747006976 2017-08-01 23:04:00-04 @Madilorian this is disturbing 19241 892581661581463552 2017-08-01 23:03:46-04 This thread is unreal. https://t.co/LLwsbixcSp 19242 892580677971054594 2017-08-01 22:59:51-04 @aseitzwald @maggieNYT I know the feeling 19243 892579192956694529 2017-08-01 22:53:57-04 @tayhatmaker omg NIGHTERIC taylor i had forgotten 19244 892577584814448640 2017-08-01 22:47:34-04 @aseitzwald @maggieNYT "withheld the truth" 19245 892577478463684608 2017-08-01 22:47:08-04 @JesseFFerguson When we're all dead inside, you will be seen as a trailblazer. 19246 892576655448961025 2017-08-01 22:43:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @darth they want you to get the message 19247 892575808858058752 2017-08-01 22:40:30-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @darth leave 19248 892575356569485312 2017-08-01 22:38:42-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @darth no don't do this 19249 892575329650434050 2017-08-01 22:38:36-04 What if he meant using encrypted apps, not taking a break from public appearances (s/o to the seven of you on 10:30pm Twitter who get this) 19250 892574807145017344 2017-08-01 22:36:31-04 @moxfyre you are correct; I suspect he used "legally" as a shorthand for "ethically" 19251 892574407444574208 2017-08-01 22:34:56-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @darth i would just like darth to do this so he does something that doesn't relate to me for a change 19252 892573877175549954 2017-08-01 22:32:50-04 now I'm hyperventilating https://t.co/bZ6UwI7WBx 19253 892573461477982212 2017-08-01 22:31:11-04 @yashar embarrassment of riches! 19254 892572025193205764 2017-08-01 22:25:28-04 @maggieNYT whereas if the less-wealthy Obama had said it... 19255 892568702935326721 2017-08-01 22:12:16-04 @savkthom it's so good 19256 892568631074312192 2017-08-01 22:11:59-04 Everything in this story is real, and it really happened, and we lived it, folks. 19257 892568058233065473 2017-08-01 22:09:42-04 ...and finally, #1, the best quote of them all: @JesseFFerguson on McCain supporting the motion to proceed. https://t.co/OSVKEGeyzB 19258 892567793069170688 2017-08-01 22:08:39-04 ...#2, @Olivianuzzi as the voice of a nation... https://t.co/tdjQHk1HVI 19259 892567292810321921 2017-08-01 22:06:40-04 ...#3, David the 15-year-old Boy Scout from Indiana sharing gossip from the campsite... https://t.co/s6ht4Rr1UH 19260 892566846553165824 2017-08-01 22:04:53-04 @EliStokols ...#4, the charmingly prosaic end to @SenatorCollins's Thursday night... https://t.co/swkoedEmFg 19261 892566296667316226 2017-08-01 22:02:42-04 Here are my top 5 favorite quotes from this piece, starting with #5, @EliStokols on trying to cover Trump's Boy Scouts speech... https://t.co/Rkhm0ABPtC 19262 892565914448736256 2017-08-01 22:01:11-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @NoTheOtherLeft @LaneWinree LOL i forgot all about this 19263 892565795175354368 2017-08-01 22:00:43-04 @heathdwilliams @Wanderlustin @NoTheOtherLeft @LaneWinree HOW DID YOU DO THIS SO QUICKLY 19264 892565714695061505 2017-08-01 22:00:24-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin @LaneWinree i will kill you 19265 892565668691881986 2017-08-01 22:00:13-04 @Wanderlustin @NoTheOtherLeft @LaneWinree i would love this so much 19266 892565622911115266 2017-08-01 22:00:02-04 I really want to encourage you to read this oral history of last week, b/c we're at the point where that's a thing: https://t.co/KPsR2TQTvw 19267 892565450881724418 2017-08-01 21:59:21-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @Wanderlustin @LaneWinree the best game of all time is laser tag 19268 892563297261768704 2017-08-01 21:50:47-04 @ashleyfeinberg you just got absolutely destroyed yet again https://t.co/38gKxbo9ck 19269 892561841884450816 2017-08-01 21:45:00-04 nothing on Twitter is good except the CPSC account https://t.co/baXiFfDolC 19270 892560328403410944 2017-08-01 21:38:59-04 @BioTurboNick @pbump yeah but I remember 4 being a big change from previous graphics too 19271 892559828907905025 2017-08-01 21:37:00-04 Maybe it was his friend Jim the Boy Scout executive https://t.co/UPACAm3qxh 19272 892559138156408832 2017-08-01 21:34:16-04 @BioTurboNick @pbump 4 was when they went overboard with the graphics update. too much 19273 892559070498091009 2017-08-01 21:34:00-04 @pbump nope 19274 892558936116781056 2017-08-01 21:33:27-04 @pbump Civ 3 had borders! 19275 892558711935438853 2017-08-01 21:32:34-04 @pbump Are you kidding me? Civ 5? Really? The best Civ is Civ 3. Get out of here. Go. 19276 892558571493306372 2017-08-01 21:32:01-04 @PtSaq1993 exactly 19277 892558112108032001 2017-08-01 21:30:11-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @LaneWinree @admiraljello @Wanderlustin https://t.co/i3lRbn36TW 19278 892558069489467392 2017-08-01 21:30:01-04 So-called Boy Scouts* https://t.co/MbETR5dBjm 19279 892557619117871109 2017-08-01 21:28:13-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @LaneWinree @Wanderlustin heath: no jay: oh man remember that that was the best 19280 892557299172216832 2017-08-01 21:26:57-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @LaneWinree @admiraljello @Wanderlustin sucks to SUCK 19281 892557220461916161 2017-08-01 21:26:38-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @LaneWinree @admiraljello @Wanderlustin | ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄ ̄| | J | | A | | Y | |_______| (\__/) || (•ㅅ•) || / づ 19282 892557038676459520 2017-08-01 21:25:55-04 @Wanderlustin @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @LaneWinree @admiraljello pls don't die 19283 892557024457879552 2017-08-01 21:25:52-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @LaneWinree @admiraljello @Wanderlustin everyone loves jaymond 19284 892556622140198912 2017-08-01 21:24:16-04 @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams @LaneWinree @admiraljello @Wanderlustin https://t.co/KlmqRWVZcw 19285 892556281923371008 2017-08-01 21:22:55-04 @brianbeutler that's about acts that do predate his presidency 19286 892555207523139585 2017-08-01 21:18:39-04 @justinjm1 @sophiekleeman @katiedrumm Nice, France 19287 892555001775747074 2017-08-01 21:17:49-04 @_cingraham @ashleyfeinberg thank you 19288 892554294053945345 2017-08-01 21:15:01-04 #FF @Olivianuzzi https://t.co/g8EK4uJsBi https://t.co/aGwPWsf3am 19289 892553695497506817 2017-08-01 21:12:38-04 @NoTheOtherLeft wait what https://t.co/jmkX6b3SSF 19290 892553132202479617 2017-08-01 21:10:24-04 @brianbeutler Good question! I don't know that this has been settled. 19291 892552808897142785 2017-08-01 21:09:07-04 @KristyanaB yes, Clinton was 19292 892552761946112004 2017-08-01 21:08:55-04 @Wanderlustin you breader eat something quick 19293 892552599685169154 2017-08-01 21:08:17-04 @ashleyfeinberg ashley it's the only good account 19294 892552546082058242 2017-08-01 21:08:04-04 @Wanderlustin wow ok 19295 892552524972134404 2017-08-01 21:07:59-04 @annakayerogers Bill Clinton! 19296 892552345527177217 2017-08-01 21:07:16-04 @Wanderlustin i love you 19297 892551904097685505 2017-08-01 21:05:31-04 @Wanderlustin twss 19298 892551841128558593 2017-08-01 21:05:16-04 @pablohidalgo @ChrisWerms @eleventhirtyate @BurntMan2010 @gaggreene you're unbelievable 19299 892551198812897280 2017-08-01 21:02:43-04 @sparksjls 10/10 19300 892550771769790466 2017-08-01 21:01:01-04 @eleventhirtyate @pablohidalgo @BurntMan2010 @gaggreene hey pablo, would you say you often encounter people badgering you about this 19301 892550517162889216 2017-08-01 21:00:00-04 I'm trying to remember, has a president testifying under oath in an unrelated case ever gotten into trouble? https://t.co/pLfjmvYr0z 19302 892546742641709058 2017-08-01 20:45:00-04 John Kelly is considering DHS press secretary Dave Lapan for WH communications director: https://t.co/8wgVNPAHoK 19303 892541496385253376 2017-08-01 20:24:10-04 @gregotto I mean, not most of it. Plus remember where Trump lived. 19304 892541003919478784 2017-08-01 20:22:12-04 @BoroEagle2 @darth chelsea i love you it is going to be ok 19305 892539193435369474 2017-08-01 20:15:00-04 Why does @dmccabe look so happy, can someone trip him https://t.co/YwMElNOwV1 19306 892535421153927168 2017-08-01 20:00:01-04 omfg https://t.co/SIDUQ0GwEA 19307 892533190317023232 2017-08-01 19:51:09-04 @swankmotron @eleventhirtyate i don't know, blame the sjws 19308 892532793443467264 2017-08-01 19:49:35-04 @lordsoftheseth @heathdwilliams lol 19309 892530681556987904 2017-08-01 19:41:11-04 @eleventhirtyate SJW websites ruin everything 19310 892530386743504897 2017-08-01 19:40:01-04 I can't escape how true this is https://t.co/1XJOJKLsVl 19311 892528258302038016 2017-08-01 19:31:33-04 @WapoEngineering Is there a way to get an RSS feed for a post category on a news blog? 19312 892526612041928704 2017-08-01 19:25:01-04 Oh wow https://t.co/cMYa955xDy 19313 892525329843191809 2017-08-01 19:19:55-04 @chughesjohnson @darth I LOVE COOKIE 19314 892519100970389505 2017-08-01 18:55:10-04 can everyone please tell their employees to stop leaking to Politico thank you https://t.co/eqybnplnO1 19315 892512772042498048 2017-08-01 18:30:01-04 Oh. https://t.co/dthbwoLLjZ https://t.co/lPkgoGzXPi 19316 892510644611805185 2017-08-01 18:21:34-04 @maeganvaz @Fahrenthold oh my god https://t.co/4a9JDW7HWC 19317 892508555764531204 2017-08-01 18:13:16-04 @juliehubs @darth Julie I think Kirby deserves lots of pets and belly rubs 19318 892507088089493504 2017-08-01 18:07:26-04 @benjaminwittes I knew it 19319 892506645682679808 2017-08-01 18:05:40-04 @EricsDadRod @robertmueller okay strange pseudonymous meme account this was good 19320 892505253031141376 2017-08-01 18:00:08-04 @fordm @aedwardslevy @FBI get out 19321 892505243828858880 2017-08-01 18:00:06-04 @nycsouthpaw it was a figure of speech 19322 892505221456384000 2017-08-01 18:00:01-04 .@robertmueller isn't there something you can do about this https://t.co/Iw778d3BJx 19323 892505078485184512 2017-08-01 17:59:27-04 @nycsouthpaw I mean, have you met the DCCC 19324 892504889380802563 2017-08-01 17:58:42-04 @aedwardslevy cc: @FBI please indict 19325 892503331968516096 2017-08-01 17:52:30-04 @OKnox it checks out 19326 892499682357682176 2017-08-01 17:38:00-04 The Senate has confirmed Christopher Wray to be the next FBI director: https://t.co/xrXrth3hTP 19327 892494815048458240 2017-08-01 17:18:40-04 I read this as a rejection of a common argument for moving @State_Cyber into a regular bureau, as Tillerson reportedly plans to do. https://t.co/lZHKPfosMs 19328 892493895329873920 2017-08-01 17:15:01-04 Now-former State Department cyber coordinator @C_Painter reflects on his work on cyber diplomacy. https://t.co/rSqyUyLwGK https://t.co/OHWEYmgD3Y 19329 892487856349863936 2017-08-01 16:51:01-04 and the pièce de résistance https://t.co/DctR8pddIo 19330 892487102323097600 2017-08-01 16:48:01-04 https://t.co/rsjcodfaSS 19331 892486633735507968 2017-08-01 16:46:09-04 https://t.co/hEPoD352wi 19332 892484312049889280 2017-08-01 16:36:56-04 Trump told WSJ that he might overrule the State Department if it certified that Iran was complying with the nuclear deal. https://t.co/WBJp3q3oZy 19333 892479312796016641 2017-08-01 16:17:04-04 @jesseberney You know why Jesse 19334 892478924852252674 2017-08-01 16:15:31-04 @ohheygreat Fair 19335 892478290711248901 2017-08-01 16:13:00-04 @ohheygreat ...... 19336 892478118815989760 2017-08-01 16:12:19-04 @juliehubs @darth KIRBY 19337 892477533832327169 2017-08-01 16:10:00-04 This is such a thing https://t.co/33n1qwcQko 19338 892476864928854016 2017-08-01 16:07:20-04 @heathdwilliams Oh now I'm glad I didn't look very closely here 19339 892476276560343040 2017-08-01 16:05:00-04 @heathdwilliams Heath....ur fired 19340 892467892213747712 2017-08-01 15:31:41-04 @JaredRizzi @MarisaKabas @jesseberney OmfG 19341 892467805198704643 2017-08-01 15:31:20-04 I remember when weeks like this were unusual. https://t.co/rvRcz4wB1g 19342 892467560851152896 2017-08-01 15:30:22-04 @JaredRizzi @MarisaKabas @jesseberney Where is the eject button here 19343 892465985751572480 2017-08-01 15:24:06-04 @MarisaKabas @jesseberney GDI 19344 892465424054591492 2017-08-01 15:21:52-04 @jesseberney @MarisaKabas Omfg 19345 892465419063369729 2017-08-01 15:21:51-04 @NatashaBertrand I confess I haven't actually read it all yet. Planning to take a beach vacation so saving it for that. 19346 892464390812860419 2017-08-01 15:17:46-04 @NatashaBertrand That's it right there 19347 892462894801199104 2017-08-01 15:11:49-04 @heathdwilliams @AshCrossan Ash and her man 19348 892461805989187584 2017-08-01 15:07:30-04 @WilliamTurton Ohhhhh 19349 892461595871391745 2017-08-01 15:06:40-04 @kevincollier It's an gadget website 19350 892461443685265408 2017-08-01 15:06:03-04 @WilliamTurton What is happening here 19351 892461285107015681 2017-08-01 15:05:26-04 @DustinMSandoval @AshCrossan No it's me 19352 892461219189325824 2017-08-01 15:05:10-04 @AshCrossan @heathdwilliams I'm excited for this 19353 892459901053796356 2017-08-01 14:59:56-04 @Bing_Chris @selenalarson Why??? 19354 892459268179415041 2017-08-01 14:57:25-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo As a proud pet parent of one, I agree 19355 892458703202521088 2017-08-01 14:55:10-04 @OMGgemma @KIRKWOODKANSAN @darth No comment 19356 892458534511751168 2017-08-01 14:54:30-04 @selenalarson You should start a cable channel and call it Forks News 19357 892456430267232260 2017-08-01 14:46:08-04 Gotta leave for a meeting but you can watch Tillerson answer Qs at https://t.co/ssDO9KnRgw 19358 892455855878283265 2017-08-01 14:43:51-04 @selenalarson inappropriate 19359 892455728434360320 2017-08-01 14:43:21-04 Tillerson says he told Lavrov: "The situation's bad, but believe me, it can get worse." Says it just did with Russian response to sanctions. 19360 892455595806257154 2017-08-01 14:42:49-04 @OMGgemma @darth omfg 19361 892455449395478528 2017-08-01 14:42:14-04 Tillerson on Russia: "I think the American people want the two most powerful nuclear nations in the world to have a better relationship." 19362 892454857621295108 2017-08-01 14:39:53-04 "We're going to let [career employees] tell us what they need," Tillerson says of State Department reorganization. 19363 892454533170946048 2017-08-01 14:38:36-04 Tillerson thanks career FSOs, who he says have done a lot of hard work in the absence of political appointees. 19364 892454437872181248 2017-08-01 14:38:13-04 Tillerson acknowledges he has few appointees. "We've been dealing with a lot, we've accomplished a lot, and we continue to progress a lot." 19365 892453889311735808 2017-08-01 14:36:02-04 @OMGgemma @darth oooh fierce floof 19366 892449041359024130 2017-08-01 14:16:47-04 @OMGgemma @darth AAAAAAAHHHHHHH 19367 892448950644506625 2017-08-01 14:16:25-04 Moving on to Russia, Tillerson says U.S.–Russia relationship "continues to be under considerable stress" and "could get worse." 19368 892448842259591168 2017-08-01 14:15:59-04 At State Dept briefing, Tillerson says US-China cybersecurity dialogue, created as part of broader Mar-a-Lago partnership, has not met yet. 19369 892447930350743552 2017-08-01 14:12:22-04 @kateconger interesting choice to put @dellcam's headshot in the art field 19370 892446825826930689 2017-08-01 14:07:58-04 @OMGgemma @darth THAT TONGUE 19371 892444984531722240 2017-08-01 14:00:39-04 @OMGgemma @darth christ on a bagel i cannot deal with this 19372 892444837693337604 2017-08-01 14:00:04-04 Acting head of DEA tells employees to ignore Trump's "rough 'em up" suggestion. https://t.co/s1R5Qc1L1O https://t.co/peb7qacxoT 19373 892443780401463296 2017-08-01 13:55:52-04 @OMGgemma @darth as she should tbh she deserves everything she wants 19374 892439529730314241 2017-08-01 13:38:59-04 @OMGgemma @darth oh my GOD 19375 892435877946953729 2017-08-01 13:24:28-04 @petridishes @ditzkoff only a sith deals in absolutes 19376 892435728973651968 2017-08-01 13:23:53-04 @dalykyle @libbycwatson well, agree to disagree 19377 892434473987579906 2017-08-01 13:18:53-04 @petridishes holy shit i did not notice this 19378 892434344203169799 2017-08-01 13:18:22-04 @libbycwatson hmmmmm https://t.co/kf1OWIELUt 19379 892430801299812352 2017-08-01 13:04:18-04 @atsneed @TonyRomm you two are my favorite couple https://t.co/vDH025iuhF 19380 892429730909007873 2017-08-01 13:00:03-04 #FF the brilliant @ashleyfeinberg https://t.co/LY9ubz5gdo 19381 892429422472699904 2017-08-01 12:58:49-04 @joshgerstein frozen in amber 19382 892427642791751681 2017-08-01 12:51:45-04 @eleventhirtyate the best 19383 892423992572870656 2017-08-01 12:37:14-04 @benhorner13 @darth @dog_rates you know what ok just for hank 19384 892423060011315202 2017-08-01 12:33:32-04 @benhorner13 @darth @dog_rates good LORD 19385 892422681827692544 2017-08-01 12:32:02-04 @kelseylh every decision is my decision to make kelly 19386 892422538202161152 2017-08-01 12:31:28-04 @kelseylh no but like not in the good sense 19387 892422356081291264 2017-08-01 12:30:44-04 @kelseylh kelsey your puns are bad 19388 892416444322983936 2017-08-01 12:07:15-04 @darth @absolutspacegrl @nycsouthpaw Why is there a cat in my robes 19389 892414632874344449 2017-08-01 12:00:03-04 .@Bing_Chris scoop: In 2016, North Korean hackers breached the personal emails of outside Clinton forpol advisers. https://t.co/X9QyBQLmkE https://t.co/0hfhjq3l1E 19390 892412096423616512 2017-08-01 11:49:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 reydog is best 19391 892411320175403008 2017-08-01 11:46:53-04 @kevincollier @WilliamTurton Hey Will and Kevin I'm in Washington D.C. 19392 892410016304594944 2017-08-01 11:41:42-04 @nycsouthpaw @darth and general grievous probably 19393 892409251401957376 2017-08-01 11:38:40-04 @Olivianuzzi Melania Trump, call your office 19394 892408088459968512 2017-08-01 11:34:03-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw i am the senate darth 19395 892402323863080960 2017-08-01 11:11:08-04 @42believer @darth @nycsouthpaw that dog could not defend anyone with that poor form 19396 892401677738881026 2017-08-01 11:08:34-04 @darth @nycsouthpaw dogs cannot even wield lightsabers darth i am just saying 19397 892400408701935616 2017-08-01 11:03:32-04 @RosieGray baby's first leak 19398 892399523770888192 2017-08-01 11:00:01-04 “There’s no one protecting the institution of the State Dept. They don’t give a shit about what’s happening to us.” https://t.co/9BfdiV5I6P https://t.co/1cjpMN1CUi 19399 892396944949170176 2017-08-01 10:49:46-04 @NatashaBertrand we have officially retired the word "unbelievable" 19400 892394639738757120 2017-08-01 10:40:36-04 @Bing_Chris @dnvolz @Techmeme dang lol 19401 892394616770658305 2017-08-01 10:40:31-04 @MagnetCarta @nycsouthpaw too good 19402 892394555051577346 2017-08-01 10:40:16-04 @MiekeEoyang This is no longer true. Haven't seen an Android tweet from him in a while. 19403 892391975160250369 2017-08-01 10:30:01-04 .@pewresearch report finds global populations see cyber threats as major danger, behind only ISIS & climate change. https://t.co/MqyyfR2oAm https://t.co/zIVRW6X3bi 19404 892388198084562945 2017-08-01 10:15:00-04 @MorningCybersec Particularly proud of the second one. 19405 892387166768308224 2017-08-01 10:10:54-04 Today's @MorningCybersec subheds are all #GameOfThrones-themed. Here are my contributions. https://t.co/Vr6rJEXlS9 https://t.co/KPqwpBW9ft 19406 892385079447760896 2017-08-01 10:02:37-04 @jesseberney @realDonaldTrump TWSS 19407 892383235782705152 2017-08-01 09:55:17-04 @MatthewNussbaum Telling that they don't feel comfortable promising an interaction with the press very far in advance. Guess you never know what might break. 19408 892381746993475584 2017-08-01 09:49:22-04 @libbycwatson who is she 19409 892366609121251329 2017-08-01 08:49:13-04 @nicktheandersen @TonyRomm I'm loving it 19410 892365270005800960 2017-08-01 08:43:54-04 What the actual heck https://t.co/nlSCNVSd9x 19411 892216759444484096 2017-07-31 22:53:46-04 @byrdinator @darth HALEY AND PORG OH MY GOD 19412 892214488409223168 2017-07-31 22:44:45-04 @JaredRizzi @MattSepara @darth i'm betting heavily on him 19413 892214203817349121 2017-07-31 22:43:37-04 @libbycwatson OMGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG 19414 892213140120850432 2017-07-31 22:39:23-04 @JaredRizzi this is actually the name of an Expanded Universe novel 19415 892212787635736576 2017-07-31 22:37:59-04 @JaredRizzi Sith Hunt! 19416 892212274403954688 2017-07-31 22:35:57-04 @libbycwatson she protec 19417 892212167713402880 2017-07-31 22:35:31-04 @Native_living @ethanorloff @johnpodesta https://t.co/5bZjnvwtbS 19418 892211263429894144 2017-07-31 22:31:56-04 @jbarro this tweet is gonna be on twitchy within the hour 19419 892210778056663043 2017-07-31 22:30:00-04 I wish I were 10% as good at Twitter as darth https://t.co/NepWu1TFBf 19420 892209701995368448 2017-07-31 22:25:44-04 @henrycjjackson dang, way to brag that you read shakespeare 19421 892208261805383681 2017-07-31 22:20:00-04 "Read Shakespeare. Particularly Othello." 19422 892207003560550400 2017-07-31 22:15:00-04 Oh man https://t.co/5goXMFMw4Q 19423 892206530107518977 2017-07-31 22:13:07-04 @Wanderlustin we could co-host a show 19424 892206346594127874 2017-07-31 22:12:24-04 @Wanderlustin no "even" about it -- you would be gr8 19425 892206136232955904 2017-07-31 22:11:33-04 @AliWatkins of all the things that aren't problems that are presented as problems, this is the most offensive 19426 892205995782529024 2017-07-31 22:11:00-04 @Wanderlustin saf if you watch enough american tv you will discover that basically anyone can do that 19427 892205592915345408 2017-07-31 22:09:24-04 @Wanderlustin same, but i love you saf 19428 892205493250387969 2017-07-31 22:09:00-04 Here is the prankster https://t.co/WAgednZcTc 19429 892204538370945024 2017-07-31 22:05:12-04 Here's the Huntsman part, where "Huntsman" asks Scaramucci who should be fired first, Priebus or Bannon? https://t.co/SzTINOEUmP 19430 892203985117032452 2017-07-31 22:03:01-04 As second screenshot shows, prankster also fooled Scaramucci into thinking he was Priebus — and then fooled him again as Huntsman. 19431 892203274467762176 2017-07-31 22:00:11-04 Wow. Email prankster tricked Homeland Sec Adviser Tom Bossert into thinking he was Kushner, got his private email https://t.co/IfIbBYLsTb https://t.co/jJw67m0G2h 19432 892202681279926272 2017-07-31 21:57:50-04 @darth oh my god i am screaming 19433 892201311080468480 2017-07-31 21:52:23-04 @vermontgmg @lrozen he and putin only talked about adoption, i heard 19434 892200767540662272 2017-07-31 21:50:13-04 @rcjhawkku oh this is good 19435 892200281949302784 2017-07-31 21:48:18-04 @petridishes @Aus_RichAlex lol 19436 892199980475265024 2017-07-31 21:47:06-04 @zatara214 gosh 19437 892199829304225793 2017-07-31 21:46:30-04 This is what we call Good Twitter, people. 19438 892199662274449408 2017-07-31 21:45:50-04 @pourmecoffee a great day at the volcano! 19439 892199453800763392 2017-07-31 21:45:00-04 I got a seat on the Jedi Council but they didn't make me a Master so it only lasted a few days https://t.co/K3SXGBriDD 19440 892198942791917568 2017-07-31 21:42:58-04 @TonyRomm close them all, nobody wants to read your drivel 19441 892198194364518402 2017-07-31 21:40:00-04 @PAYOLETTER @darth darth is always there when you need him 19442 892197464861790208 2017-07-31 21:37:06-04 @heathdwilliams this seems like the least heathy job ever 19443 892196349676007424 2017-07-31 21:32:40-04 @savkthom @MorningCybersec ಠ_ಠ 19444 892195905444696065 2017-07-31 21:30:54-04 @PAYOLETTER where is the astronaut helmet 19445 892195682261626880 2017-07-31 21:30:01-04 Brace yourself for tomorrow's @MorningCybersec. Puns are coming. 19446 892195630357020675 2017-07-31 21:29:49-04 @ChuckWendig ::hugs:: 19447 892195604914372608 2017-07-31 21:29:43-04 @PAYOLETTER holy shit did you 3D print that 19448 892195523175882752 2017-07-31 21:29:23-04 @ChuckWendig perhaps at a later time, but ty 19449 892195150222503936 2017-07-31 21:27:54-04 @ChuckWendig not too bad, though i'm stressed about something that i probably shouldn't be, but i can't help myself 19450 892194698592387072 2017-07-31 21:26:06-04 @ChuckWendig oh :( i am sorry to hear that chuck 19451 892194546980880389 2017-07-31 21:25:30-04 @ChuckWendig how was your monday 19452 892194262015766528 2017-07-31 21:24:22-04 @ChuckWendig thank u 19453 892194106209959936 2017-07-31 21:23:45-04 @ChuckWendig chuck can we not do this 19454 892191903482957824 2017-07-31 21:15:00-04 how is this website free https://t.co/e2lJG1urMK 19455 892191045345214466 2017-07-31 21:11:35-04 @ZachMontellaro @MatthewNussbaum A total poseur. Crooked too. Sad! 19456 892190549351989249 2017-07-31 21:09:37-04 @shoobe01 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw i was hoping this was how jared would respond (i basically set him up for it) but he's dumb and uncreative so, you know, here we are 19457 892190382875975681 2017-07-31 21:08:58-04 @MatthewNussbaum @ZachMontellaro using their corporate hashtag, total sheep 19458 892189460951162881 2017-07-31 21:05:18-04 @MatthewNussbaum ok live-dm it to me 19459 892188821026217984 2017-07-31 21:02:45-04 @MikeWehner @tayhatmaker myke get off the internet 19460 892188712221761541 2017-07-31 21:02:19-04 @MatthewNussbaum livetweet pls 19461 892188361066250240 2017-07-31 21:00:55-04 @tayhatmaker ok but also language 19462 892188137543290880 2017-07-31 21:00:02-04 omg https://t.co/pJDGHlMHSn 19463 892186488892534784 2017-07-31 20:53:29-04 @WilliamPieper lol 19464 892186300358561793 2017-07-31 20:52:44-04 @pauljholden one sometimes follows the other 19465 892185974347898880 2017-07-31 20:51:26-04 @jesseberney @petridishes DAMN it, Jesse 19466 892185926868357120 2017-07-31 20:51:15-04 @tayhatmaker can i pair trawl with u y/n 19467 892185822295937024 2017-07-31 20:50:50-04 @anniekarni @Olivianuzzi I wonder what the snipers talk about up there all day 19468 892185652204380160 2017-07-31 20:50:10-04 @Wanderlustin safs 19469 892185589704994816 2017-07-31 20:49:55-04 @petridishes I thought all women on the internet were X 19470 892184355606482944 2017-07-31 20:45:01-04 I'm D https://t.co/5JjMpTCedI 19471 892172070389501954 2017-07-31 19:56:11-04 https://t.co/BvJb9oS3Dj 19472 892171676019982336 2017-07-31 19:54:37-04 "Because Trump believes he is innocent, some advisers explained, he therefore does not think he is at any legal risk for a coverup." 19473 892171278483849217 2017-07-31 19:53:03-04 Bob Mueller, call your office. https://t.co/PP5ZJqWtRY 19474 892170991568400384 2017-07-31 19:51:54-04 @ASankin "to be sure" 19475 892170791068065794 2017-07-31 19:51:06-04 @pbump what bridge 19476 892169256032456705 2017-07-31 19:45:00-04 The U.S. military has seen evidence that North Korea tested its submarine missile launch system. https://t.co/e69e7r6ILu 19477 892168184920498176 2017-07-31 19:40:45-04 @wexler Am hearing you will be appointed WH communications director, Nu 19478 892166513129648128 2017-07-31 19:34:07-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate n 19479 892166419156217860 2017-07-31 19:33:44-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate that's the problem 19480 892166304060329985 2017-07-31 19:33:17-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate nicole 19481 892166251082076160 2017-07-31 19:33:04-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate no my name is eric not so nice 19482 892165938816143361 2017-07-31 19:31:50-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate no her name is kristen 19483 892165838685581313 2017-07-31 19:31:26-04 @pbump did you also drink alcoahol 19484 892165482509328384 2017-07-31 19:30:01-04 Is a cow something you put on avocado toast? https://t.co/J4YDjLWmAA 19485 892164141686947840 2017-07-31 19:24:41-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate if i haven't said it recently, i hate you 19486 892163520510513152 2017-07-31 19:22:13-04 @nicolecieux @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate i'm uncomfortable 19487 892162896473542656 2017-07-31 19:19:44-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux rude 19488 892162591803486208 2017-07-31 19:18:32-04 @eleventhirtyate @nicolecieux I had to Google that 19489 892162194418184192 2017-07-31 19:16:57-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate https://t.co/mRC7M7ueRe 19490 892161599829626886 2017-07-31 19:14:35-04 @brielarson @GlassCastleFilm https://t.co/ZP1t1l7VOQ 19491 892160517086859264 2017-07-31 19:10:17-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate yes 19492 892157943600250881 2017-07-31 19:00:03-04 Hilarious https://t.co/IdFzMjpBI4 19493 892153721379049477 2017-07-31 18:43:17-04 @manraysky we have desk nameplates i will make her one 19494 892153091361050624 2017-07-31 18:40:47-04 @manraysky please bring josie to my work 19495 892151640211558402 2017-07-31 18:35:01-04 Phew https://t.co/sas7tEXfNb 19496 892151601724633088 2017-07-31 18:34:51-04 @darth marry me 19497 892148585285996545 2017-07-31 18:22:52-04 @morningmoneyben Seems logistically complicated given that it's a daily newsletter 19498 892148377185656833 2017-07-31 18:22:03-04 @morningmoneyben Ben admit you didn't read Playbook so we can skip the trial and go straight to sentencing 19499 892148185447182339 2017-07-31 18:21:17-04 @nicolecieux Love it 19500 892147909415903232 2017-07-31 18:20:11-04 First Trump subtweet? https://t.co/js7HLraS2c 19501 892147531236421632 2017-07-31 18:18:41-04 @nicolecieux Yes please 19502 892146265215074308 2017-07-31 18:13:39-04 @FallonKlivian @2187Cosplay @purfeklilangel @FutureBoy @swankmotron @chaosbria Have you gotten to The Supremes yet? 19503 892144484456300545 2017-07-31 18:06:34-04 @purfeklilangel @FallonKlivian @FutureBoy @2187Cosplay @swankmotron @chaosbria And season 7...is also good 19504 892144387026817026 2017-07-31 18:06:11-04 @catesish Sweet prince 19505 892142840293326848 2017-07-31 18:00:02-04 https://t.co/qB9O83uA3r 19506 892142532905373696 2017-07-31 17:58:49-04 @catesish Thought you might go with Pepe 19507 892142271356907520 2017-07-31 17:57:47-04 @catesish what are your kids' names 19508 892141943186173954 2017-07-31 17:56:29-04 @catesish Cates congrats on the birth of your children 19509 892139360216379392 2017-07-31 17:46:13-04 @2187Cosplay @swankmotron @FutureBoy @chaosbria @FallonKlivian 19510 892138878899032066 2017-07-31 17:44:18-04 @JennaMC_Laugh https://t.co/HNZHye0Ahv 19511 892138816462618624 2017-07-31 17:44:03-04 @wtomasko @darth @TexasChildrens ELSA 19512 892138738121404417 2017-07-31 17:43:44-04 @2187Cosplay @swankmotron @FutureBoy @chaosbria @FallonKlivian has she not seen it either?!??!?!? 19513 892138475486662658 2017-07-31 17:42:42-04 @eliz_beth @swankmotron @FutureBoy @chaosbria omg ELIZABETH 19514 892137195150159875 2017-07-31 17:37:37-04 @swankmotron @FutureBoy @chaosbria you have to do this 19515 892136082397175809 2017-07-31 17:33:11-04 @ArmsControlWonk @thegrugq sure, it's only polite 19516 892135285542277120 2017-07-31 17:30:01-04 .@JennaMC_Laugh scoop: Kushner: "They thought we colluded, but we couldn’t even collude with our local offices." https://t.co/7eXhpL94pi https://t.co/drLAioekX2 19517 892131786259648514 2017-07-31 17:16:07-04 @savkthom new york...? i don't know, i don't keep up with tennis teams 19518 892130908333101058 2017-07-31 17:12:38-04 @savkthom goooooooooo jets 19519 892130105291657216 2017-07-31 17:09:26-04 @savkthom goooooooooo wizards 19520 892129948777021444 2017-07-31 17:08:49-04 @savkthom go caps 19521 892129682010906625 2017-07-31 17:07:45-04 @pablohidalgo @JadBean here you go https://t.co/z2fnnq3MW1 19522 892127741994258432 2017-07-31 17:00:03-04 This is great. https://t.co/OQ2iz6MiRN https://t.co/4s78676dTz 19523 892127630111199232 2017-07-31 16:59:36-04 @chaosbria @swankmotron Bryan, you know how much I hate agreeing with Bria, and yet... 19524 892120184382672896 2017-07-31 16:30:01-04 https://t.co/1k8jd0sZlw https://t.co/dWpjrkC02T 19525 892119991235072001 2017-07-31 16:29:15-04 @alexburnsNYT settle down 19526 892119803971997696 2017-07-31 16:28:30-04 @chaosbria @swankmotron it won't even take that long, just quit your job and lock your bedroom door 19527 892119371769946115 2017-07-31 16:26:47-04 @chaosbria @swankmotron exactly! 19528 892119240953794560 2017-07-31 16:26:16-04 @kateconger @googlechrome omg same please send me this shirt I am a size Medium thank you Chrome 19529 892118891123658752 2017-07-31 16:24:53-04 @swankmotron @chaosbria WHAT THE HELL BRYAN 19530 892116163785838594 2017-07-31 16:14:02-04 @nycsouthpaw Anakin and Obi-Wan 19531 892116122434236418 2017-07-31 16:13:52-04 @MatthewNussbaum it's a retroactive end, backdated to January 20 19532 892115830850433024 2017-07-31 16:12:43-04 @EricSchultz majestic 19533 892115052681199617 2017-07-31 16:09:37-04 @blakehounshell is this also the story with the technicolor dreamcoat 19534 892112649357590528 2017-07-31 16:00:04-04 Convicted criminal Joe Arpaio https://t.co/oENEImuz4w 19535 892111934945984512 2017-07-31 15:57:14-04 @politiCOHEN_ @normative reach 4 the stars 19536 892108348849573888 2017-07-31 15:42:59-04 Just too easy https://t.co/in06plmHyQ 19537 892106868029632513 2017-07-31 15:37:06-04 @darth @EsotericCD @ianbetteridge the flyswatter! 19538 892105223644360705 2017-07-31 15:30:34-04 @DaveKramer1 that's literally the story I tweeted 19539 892105083030167553 2017-07-31 15:30:00-04 CNN says Kelly called Comey after Trump fired him and said he was considering resigning in disgust. https://t.co/bLvTOhVukS https://t.co/QxQrgILny3 19540 892101394383155200 2017-07-31 15:15:21-04 I heard someone here say "Is there anyone left to work in the White House?" https://t.co/frAhQXe6kM 19541 892100288802414592 2017-07-31 15:10:57-04 @petridishes it was a good joke allison 19542 892100053296435200 2017-07-31 15:10:01-04 @petridishes i like that you didn't even bother trying to do the sunglasses thing 19543 892099925869309953 2017-07-31 15:09:31-04 @darth LORD 19544 892098136713437184 2017-07-31 15:02:24-04 @ditzkoff is this a westworld reference 19545 892097672374624257 2017-07-31 15:00:34-04 @costareports are you kidding me 19546 892097533245218817 2017-07-31 15:00:00-04 So you're saying there's a chance https://t.co/lhxvIEWkOP 19547 892097087483109377 2017-07-31 14:58:14-04 @normative christ 19548 892096502662909952 2017-07-31 14:55:55-04 @JennaMC_Laugh @KatieBoWill agreed 19549 892094574390280192 2017-07-31 14:48:15-04 @MadelineRConway hahaha 19550 892094534515130368 2017-07-31 14:48:06-04 @darth christ on a cracker 19551 892094395180306432 2017-07-31 14:47:32-04 @kelseylh Can men have it all? 19552 892094317061451776 2017-07-31 14:47:14-04 @RachAClark that's not *too* bad, all things considered 19553 892093711550689280 2017-07-31 14:44:49-04 @RachAClark of course you get british news alerts 19554 892093598887555072 2017-07-31 14:44:22-04 @savkthom omg 19555 892093359669596162 2017-07-31 14:43:25-04 @kelseylh Mooch's law 19556 892092881246310400 2017-07-31 14:41:31-04 @MLevineReports @BaskinRobbins omfg 19557 892092734449872896 2017-07-31 14:40:56-04 Thrilled to announce that I will be the next White House director of communicaaaand I've already been fired 19558 892092399866044417 2017-07-31 14:39:37-04 @timothypmurphy christ 19559 892091790219776000 2017-07-31 14:37:11-04 DHS Secretary Anthony Scaramucci 19560 892091544790065153 2017-07-31 14:36:13-04 Breaking from NYT: Trump has removed Scaramucci as communications director. https://t.co/8FtErLdiyc 19561 892091396210933760 2017-07-31 14:35:37-04 @darth @NickKassotis i love him 19562 892091139448336390 2017-07-31 14:34:36-04 @NickKassotis @darth RUSTY!!! 19563 892088661508055040 2017-07-31 14:24:45-04 Cloudflare, CTIA, Google, Microsoft, USTelecom, and others weigh in on reducing risks from and dismantling botnets. https://t.co/2pe4Duish1 19564 892088379923419136 2017-07-31 14:23:38-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria @heathdwilliams rude 19565 892088351217635329 2017-07-31 14:23:31-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello @chaosbria that's mine 19566 892087818205450240 2017-07-31 14:21:24-04 @admiraljello @chaosbria @heathdwilliams sorry but Z is the funniest 19567 892087230277308416 2017-07-31 14:19:04-04 @dceiver you're not one of the good ones 19568 892087160685314049 2017-07-31 14:18:47-04 @libbycwatson the last line of that section is the best 19569 892086684183089152 2017-07-31 14:16:54-04 @nycsouthpaw @JaredRizzi how long has this thread lasted for you in dog years 19570 892086419400929280 2017-07-31 14:15:51-04 @heathdwilliams OMG 19571 892085714573303808 2017-07-31 14:13:03-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw this is not improv jared this is real life we are actually living this 19572 892085642917793793 2017-07-31 14:12:46-04 @OtherMikeMiller @darth oh my GOD 19573 892085000845262857 2017-07-31 14:10:12-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw dr not all men 19574 892084739590549508 2017-07-31 14:09:10-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw dr. who is that 19575 892084651564699653 2017-07-31 14:08:49-04 @SarahDemp @DarthInternous @admiraljello https://t.co/swRLi7mDmv 19576 892084175532150788 2017-07-31 14:06:56-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw i'm basically dr. oak 19577 892083834338127874 2017-07-31 14:05:34-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw gotta catch 'em all 19578 892083663021772801 2017-07-31 14:04:54-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw he choose you 19579 892083256883118080 2017-07-31 14:03:17-04 @DarthInternous @admiraljello you saw the pic of him and the mothma cosplayer at SWCO right? 19580 892082447004962816 2017-07-31 14:00:04-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw pikachu 19581 892082437588566016 2017-07-31 14:00:01-04 Remember that HJC effort to get a Clinton special counsel appointed? A GOP staffer got it from the Trump subreddit. https://t.co/HHJ5R6U27F https://t.co/WaDJiZ1z4o 19582 892081994817032192 2017-07-31 13:58:16-04 @ohheygreat oh I will 19583 892081856279183361 2017-07-31 13:57:43-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw jared 19584 892081716881498112 2017-07-31 13:57:10-04 @ohheygreat "awkwardly soft-hard" 19585 892081399221669888 2017-07-31 13:55:54-04 @msuiche womp womp 19586 892081238651129856 2017-07-31 13:55:16-04 @crdutcher tru 19587 892081143880843265 2017-07-31 13:54:53-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw omfg jared i was talking about the number of presidents we've had jfc 19588 892080783841742848 2017-07-31 13:53:27-04 @pbump @ashleyfeinberg owned 19589 892080736219648003 2017-07-31 13:53:16-04 @JaredRizzi @nycsouthpaw jared do you know what number comes after 45 19590 892080340126380033 2017-07-31 13:51:41-04 @crdutcher soft on undocumented immigrants 19591 892076980908294146 2017-07-31 13:38:20-04 @HannahGraceLong @nycsouthpaw god bless 19592 892076108312711169 2017-07-31 13:34:52-04 @ohheygreat this is not controversial, this is correct 19593 892075727708934149 2017-07-31 13:33:22-04 @admiraljello @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 oh ffs 19594 892075578328834049 2017-07-31 13:32:46-04 @Grahame_Wright @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello smh 19595 892075539963490305 2017-07-31 13:32:37-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello (fact check: true) 19596 892075505368936448 2017-07-31 13:32:29-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 i find your lack of faith disturbing 19597 892075001658171393 2017-07-31 13:30:29-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello lol 19598 892074949636173824 2017-07-31 13:30:16-04 @heathdwilliams @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello i'm gonna physically strangle you to death 19599 892074917205880832 2017-07-31 13:30:08-04 @DannyPirtle19 @NoTheOtherLeft @admiraljello ^^ 19600 892074890387374082 2017-07-31 13:30:02-04 And make Davos Seaworth the new communications director https://t.co/l2nDL6PQth 19601 892074764524810241 2017-07-31 13:29:32-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello it's a metaphor you twat 19602 892074169185308676 2017-07-31 13:27:10-04 @jonnysun omg jomny so agree with this 19603 892073450499698688 2017-07-31 13:24:19-04 @nycsouthpaw it's monday, it's too early for this 19604 892072793843617793 2017-07-31 13:21:42-04 @nycsouthpaw i hate you 19605 892072690735083521 2017-07-31 13:21:18-04 @nycsouthpaw didn't look closely, corrected 19606 892072544957845504 2017-07-31 13:20:43-04 @nycsouthpaw Jefferson's* 19607 892072513592848384 2017-07-31 13:20:35-04 @nycsouthpaw Trump's head *directly* below Washington's portrait 19608 892071968853430273 2017-07-31 13:18:25-04 @AshCrossan ilu more 19609 892071734823747584 2017-07-31 13:17:30-04 @AshCrossan 19610 892070891735191552 2017-07-31 13:14:09-04 @MatthewNussbaum smh 19611 892070178674143234 2017-07-31 13:11:19-04 @MatthewNussbaum the olympics are bad for host countries matt 19612 892069947005947905 2017-07-31 13:10:23-04 @MatthewNussbaum this seems like exactly what LA needs 19613 892069043498364928 2017-07-31 13:06:48-04 @ddiamond Hey @TheRock, if you don't mind me asking, what do you think about Obamacare market subsidies and the social determinants of health? 19614 892068411496419328 2017-07-31 13:04:17-04 @ddiamond this seems inevitable 19615 892067351855865856 2017-07-31 13:00:05-04 America's favorite fighting Frenchman! https://t.co/H0ofykAzkx 19616 892065776835846145 2017-07-31 12:53:49-04 @soaringleap424 receipts! 19617 892062895617568769 2017-07-31 12:42:22-04 @kelseylh @ryanbeckwith phew 19618 892062708266348547 2017-07-31 12:41:38-04 @ryanbeckwith @kelseylh her NAME is kaitlin 19619 892062491433455616 2017-07-31 12:40:46-04 @kelseylh smh kristin 19620 892062366648741888 2017-07-31 12:40:16-04 @kelseylh katy my name is eric 19621 892062244799905793 2017-07-31 12:39:47-04 @kelseylh kelsey go to bed 19622 892062120744976384 2017-07-31 12:39:17-04 @kelseylh okay but how does that relate to my joke 19623 892061899998810114 2017-07-31 12:38:25-04 @darth @dylanlscott what is he holding darth 19624 892061783468408834 2017-07-31 12:37:57-04 @kelseylh that's not as good kelsey 19625 892061652006428674 2017-07-31 12:37:26-04 @kelseylh no I just don't know what you're talking about 19626 892061388742504449 2017-07-31 12:36:23-04 @kelseylh ... 19627 892061126644695040 2017-07-31 12:35:20-04 @nycsouthpaw right? 19628 892059788342730753 2017-07-31 12:30:01-04 A Dance with Hackers https://t.co/voZ09zspkv 19629 892056995985063940 2017-07-31 12:18:56-04 @libbycwatson dig is one of my favorite instagram accounts ty 19630 892053521842962432 2017-07-31 12:05:07-04 @ASankin Dragonglass is a tool of the crooked Stark cabal in league w/ the (((Iron Bank))). Why didn't the Starks let the Maesters see their servers? 19631 892052414370639872 2017-07-31 12:00:43-04 @ASankin aaron 19632 892052242941063173 2017-07-31 12:00:02-04 Also missed this. "There is a big hunt underway..." https://t.co/XG8MepYhuO 19633 892049255472537600 2017-07-31 11:48:10-04 Awwwwwww yeahhhhh https://t.co/DSYxAMRCMG https://t.co/ysGI4ayU5o 19634 892048459674431488 2017-07-31 11:45:00-04 This is going to be lit as heck, you guys. https://t.co/vvAorDfVlY 19635 892044690509320194 2017-07-31 11:30:02-04 hahahahahahahaha https://t.co/sdQ86xaEmG 19636 892042018788184066 2017-07-31 11:19:25-04 @wemster33 @darth @dog_rates WEMBLEY 19637 892040710408593409 2017-07-31 11:14:13-04 @JaredRizzi you first imo 19638 892039543268028417 2017-07-31 11:09:35-04 @JaredRizzi Jared, I will handle you, you will be handled 19639 892038292555825154 2017-07-31 11:04:36-04 @pbump @darth i hate you both 19640 892037149876342784 2017-07-31 11:00:04-04 Nothing weird about this, just Russia aping the MAGA crowd's favorite phrase https://t.co/DdhnxKFpHU 19641 892036467396145152 2017-07-31 10:57:21-04 @pbump @darth guys stop 19642 892032694070259713 2017-07-31 10:42:22-04 @nicolecieux @SwaraSalih1 is this gif from frozen 19643 892029589781970944 2017-07-31 10:30:01-04 Hmmm https://t.co/w7Yl6GeQx4 19644 892029190698086400 2017-07-31 10:28:26-04 @MatthewNussbaum the machine, so finely tuned it is 19645 892027932834705409 2017-07-31 10:23:26-04 @petridishes @jamesgramwilson omg 19646 892025600365514752 2017-07-31 10:14:10-04 @nicolecieux crikey yes 19647 892022038784868352 2017-07-31 10:00:01-04 Dana Boente, acting head of DOJ NSD, "solidified himself by doing what Trump wanted him to do." https://t.co/1p5Nsg5q41 https://t.co/jG49GeksQv 19648 892020572791730176 2017-07-31 09:54:12-04 @nicolecieux cackling 19649 892012965448253442 2017-07-31 09:23:58-04 @pbump that tweet is really the perfect encapsulation of this whole situation 19650 892012610920599552 2017-07-31 09:22:33-04 @jesseberney similarly, I'm definitely not lonely 19651 891993350022336512 2017-07-31 08:06:01-04 This feels familiar https://t.co/JLHBeGBFXs 19652 891843791015084032 2017-07-30 22:11:44-04 Jon Snow, once again, the best. #GameofThrones7 19653 891843625155530752 2017-07-30 22:11:04-04 @RachAClark so good 19654 891836644977979395 2017-07-30 21:43:20-04 God, this is so good. #GameofThrones7 19655 891834903075188737 2017-07-30 21:36:25-04 "You look a lot better brooding than I do." #GameofThrones7 19656 891830803314946048 2017-07-30 21:20:07-04 (This scene is everything I've wanted for like five years.) #GameofThrones7 19657 891826851810824192 2017-07-30 21:04:25-04 Game of Thrones has such a big cast that even w/ its hours-long title sequence each cast member's name can only be on screen for one second. 19658 891823371339665408 2017-07-30 20:50:35-04 @nicolecieux oh my god I need this? 19659 891787995904303104 2017-07-30 18:30:01-04 Check out @kevincollier's fascinating and disturbing report from the voting machine hacking village at DEF CON: https://t.co/0BNhbYd8ia https://t.co/rfn93nkw6U 19660 891780445699850240 2017-07-30 18:00:01-04 40,000-foot view from @peterbakernyt. https://t.co/yYDmuttEhB https://t.co/Sy0NmQwQEY 19661 891772894925160450 2017-07-30 17:30:01-04 "After a dalliance on the Trump train, Russia is once again channeling the ruthless realism that drives its political id" https://t.co/AZJX3HRVSr 19662 891765093431726080 2017-07-30 16:59:01-04 https://t.co/QQ7R1YqUMq https://t.co/HQLS7SfunH 19663 891760005384482816 2017-07-30 16:38:48-04 What does this mean? (https://t.co/FBD6GGtrp7) https://t.co/ETIZ8qlXA4 19664 891752241597698048 2017-07-30 16:07:57-04 @MarisaKabas @lisabgeller I was having such a nice Sunday 19665 891751611525214209 2017-07-30 16:05:26-04 @MarisaKabas @lisabgeller Marisa pls 19666 891747992641916929 2017-07-30 15:51:03-04 @MEPFuller So in a way, Democrats *are* blocking the nominees 19667 891747885087424515 2017-07-30 15:50:38-04 !!!! https://t.co/wGnLXxfAgD 19668 891740508216807424 2017-07-30 15:21:19-04 @kevincollier @lisabgeller Goddamnit 19669 891735870109364225 2017-07-30 15:02:53-04 @AshCrossan I love you 19670 891735168926593026 2017-07-30 15:00:06-04 @BradMossEsq Bradley 19671 891734130827939840 2017-07-30 14:55:59-04 @AshCrossan Ash do you read Mark's mentions 19672 891733149281132546 2017-07-30 14:52:05-04 @kateconger irl lol 19673 891733088807661568 2017-07-30 14:51:50-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Die 19674 891731982476095488 2017-07-30 14:47:26-04 Look at this player https://t.co/ne1Xcri1Dg 19675 891730935611371520 2017-07-30 14:43:17-04 @jbarro irl lol 19676 891728940355784705 2017-07-30 14:35:21-04 Holy crap https://t.co/kfKFT990k8 19677 891707944357769216 2017-07-30 13:11:55-04 @bill_gardnerw @dmccabe He seems cool 19678 891673956826198016 2017-07-30 10:56:52-04 @AshCrossan ok ty 19679 891673780732514304 2017-07-30 10:56:10-04 @AshCrossan please just answer me yes or no bff 19680 891486504601694208 2017-07-29 22:32:00-04 @lisabgeller true 19681 891486393351929856 2017-07-29 22:31:33-04 @lisabgeller hey that's my mom! 19682 891485231651463172 2017-07-29 22:26:56-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Blankitout rude 19683 891485094627733504 2017-07-29 22:26:24-04 @DannyPirtle19 @Blankitout i like it 19684 891431754652938240 2017-07-29 18:54:26-04 @heathdwilliams literally thank you 19685 891431452595945472 2017-07-29 18:53:14-04 @heathdwilliams GOOD LORD 19686 891413752737918976 2017-07-29 17:42:54-04 @kevincollier dang 19687 891405219732508672 2017-07-29 17:09:00-04 Hackers descend on Las Vegas to expose voting machine flaws: https://t.co/tCoIC9H4TF story by freelancer extraordinaire @kevincollier 19688 891400119974809600 2017-07-29 16:48:44-04 Oh. https://t.co/tuWpKt96Zr 19689 891357670287884288 2017-07-29 14:00:03-04 Despite years of success at the RNC, this is how Priebus will be remembered. https://t.co/9IK24vgNlU https://t.co/ka35ufzAUQ 19690 891350107483983873 2017-07-29 13:30:00-04 Will be interesting to see if this is true. https://t.co/5KJsfAfh4x https://t.co/EocgRhiLgQ 19691 891342566393696257 2017-07-29 13:00:02-04 "The White House...sees the [GOP] as an anchor to its agenda and not a balloon." https://t.co/QnjqTeRe2r 19692 891335008203538432 2017-07-29 12:30:00-04 --------> https://t.co/MfHgI2GQiA 19693 891327466828070916 2017-07-29 12:00:02-04 POTUS continues to deny the conclusions of his intelligence community https://t.co/5wamvvyEyp 19694 891319912664354816 2017-07-29 11:30:01-04 What?? https://t.co/aVuB8YUoUm 19695 891319571285782528 2017-07-29 11:28:40-04 @lrozen "...you can't replace the president" hmmmmm 19696 891308305829777408 2017-07-29 10:43:54-04 Oh man... https://t.co/Hw7f8blVOU 19697 891138712964169728 2017-07-28 23:30:00-04 https://t.co/HT8iv5KOxW https://t.co/B8nTWWHEKK 19698 891134687191498752 2017-07-28 23:14:00-04 ded https://t.co/GRsTJ0FekJ 19699 891132749846851584 2017-07-28 23:06:18-04 @ryorin @Wanderlustin rude 19700 891132729881919488 2017-07-28 23:06:13-04 @Wanderlustin love dads 19701 891132234555678720 2017-07-28 23:04:15-04 @Wanderlustin DAD 19702 891132141685354496 2017-07-28 23:03:53-04 @ryorin @Wanderlustin meow 19703 891132088174481408 2017-07-28 23:03:40-04 @Wanderlustin @NoTheOtherLeft legends* 19704 891131887992885249 2017-07-28 23:02:53-04 @ryorin @Wanderlustin 10/10 would pet 19705 891131740596654080 2017-07-28 23:02:18-04 @TartanTony71 @darth i'm in love with auggie 19706 891131675719200768 2017-07-28 23:02:02-04 @Wanderlustin safcat 19707 891129334303514625 2017-07-28 22:52:44-04 @Wanderlustin @CanadianFanboy @PaulDePaola omfg 19708 891129099443482624 2017-07-28 22:51:48-04 @Wanderlustin @CanadianFanboy @PaulDePaola i love you 19709 891128997391867904 2017-07-28 22:51:24-04 @Wanderlustin @CanadianFanboy @PaulDePaola saf 19710 891127388448358400 2017-07-28 22:45:00-04 @CanadianFanboy @PaulDePaola of course you fucking have this 19711 891126659176386560 2017-07-28 22:42:06-04 Finally got to meet newlyweds @soaringleap424 and @sparksjls's cat! Alexandra is such a character. https://t.co/LGSTEX2yIs 19712 891110329022918656 2017-07-28 21:37:13-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Hot 19713 891109859382394881 2017-07-28 21:35:21-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Ffs 19714 891109237551759360 2017-07-28 21:32:52-04 @NoTheOtherLeft Go on... 19715 891106751260622848 2017-07-28 21:23:00-04 Trump will sign Russian sanctions bill, White House says. It passed with veto-proof majorities in both chambers. https://t.co/m3aeVEVdWa 19716 891104812527497216 2017-07-28 21:15:17-04 @ashleyfeinberg On the other hand, he might have introduced some policies that we would Chafee under 19717 891102073005191168 2017-07-28 21:04:24-04 There is always a tweet https://t.co/swIWgB5xnE 19718 891071038997626880 2017-07-28 19:01:05-04 Kelly, out. https://t.co/0VIk41oeKZ 19719 891070768536330241 2017-07-28 19:00:01-04 Chilling thread https://t.co/6XuLcy3Lss 19720 891059437779210245 2017-07-28 18:14:59-04 "I don’t think he wanted the job," Touhill told me. "But I’m not surprised. … When you’ve raised your hand, you jump into that spot.” 19721 891057843834462208 2017-07-28 18:08:39-04 Sounds right https://t.co/S54GEzNXSA 19722 891055671126446080 2017-07-28 18:00:01-04 This is great https://t.co/vmf7fbJCvS 19723 891055049648033793 2017-07-28 17:57:33-04 @JaredRizzi Omg 19724 891054164448509952 2017-07-28 17:54:02-04 Two weeks ago https://t.co/VTw1AIgbvL 19725 891054112669880320 2017-07-28 17:53:50-04 @brian_nov Not as far as I know 19726 891053372249448448 2017-07-28 17:50:53-04 Will this work? https://t.co/QTv8xaYCZ1 19727 891051847254933505 2017-07-28 17:44:49-04 When you lay it all out there like that... https://t.co/ad0oQMtPwX 19728 891050031976984576 2017-07-28 17:37:37-04 @petridishes omg 19729 891049958157287424 2017-07-28 17:37:19-04 Last 24 hours: * Scaramucci interview * Congress sends Russia sanctions bill to Trump * Senate fails to pass Obamacare repeal * Reincexit 19730 891047860871077890 2017-07-28 17:28:59-04 ------> https://t.co/bbaVoaMOYl 19731 891047403217973249 2017-07-28 17:27:10-04 @monicariese 19732 891044975672274944 2017-07-28 17:17:31-04 Trump on... Kelly: "great, great American" Priebus: "good man" https://t.co/odZmP1ICy0 19733 891043446059880449 2017-07-28 17:11:26-04 And yet he traveled with Trump today? https://t.co/MEP4WRLvYx 19734 891043153771364353 2017-07-28 17:10:17-04 Unreal https://t.co/hOq1BBGlbK 19735 891042100522962945 2017-07-28 17:06:06-04 @chrisgeidner Sorry, I should have said "now will become" 19736 891041412246065152 2017-07-28 17:03:22-04 This is something https://t.co/5VjEdoJ8NX 19737 891041369766187009 2017-07-28 17:03:11-04 @daviestbradley no 19738 891040604242759682 2017-07-28 17:00:09-04 Elaine Duke is the Senate-confirmed deputy secretary of DHS and thus now the acting secretary https://t.co/5PnjJT34eH 19739 891039937679765504 2017-07-28 16:57:30-04 @aedwardslevy fuck 19740 891039878720475137 2017-07-28 16:57:16-04 "a true star" https://t.co/P2VZVIwg1c 19741 891038473620271104 2017-07-28 16:51:41-04 Well, the department in charge of most federal cybersecurity work needs a new leader. 19742 923738988820750336 2017-10-26 22:31:51-04 "Yeah, there's no rule about what pumpkins are." THERE'S NO RULE ABOUT WHAT PUMPKINS ARE https://t.co/dzdLnWPm2d 19743 925565562767339521 2017-10-31 23:30:00-04 I'm going to stop retweeting all the pictures that @darth is retweeting now I promise but look at this cow https://t.co/M81zacuNAq 19744 925562806451277824 2017-10-31 23:19:03-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo does Mateo watch Rebels Recon 19745 925561943758376960 2017-10-31 23:15:38-04 @missingwords @AshCrossan @JennyENicholson @kristenkbates look 19746 925561788258648066 2017-10-31 23:15:01-04 Cooper with your little costume and your little face!!! https://t.co/G3jqAO5V8u 19747 925561720457834496 2017-10-31 23:14:44-04 @mtlayman @darth his hat!! 19748 925561674089795585 2017-10-31 23:14:33-04 @cschuett @darth @merking9 omfg 19749 925560937511350272 2017-10-31 23:11:38-04 @merking9 @darth PENNY 19750 925560263931318272 2017-10-31 23:08:57-04 @darth @Foojish this is the greatest thing i have ever seen in my entire life and i love cooper so much 19751 925559207251927041 2017-10-31 23:04:45-04 @BethAnnBarbieri @darth @localcelebrity omg dat stare in the first pic 19752 925559158774132737 2017-10-31 23:04:34-04 @nycsouthpaw I wonder how much of this is maintaining existing weapons (crumbling nukes are no deterrent) and how much is building new ones 19753 925558012777041920 2017-10-31 23:00:00-04 .@MelissaBenoist what do you think of this Supergirl https://t.co/MAyUZKla41 19754 925555094329970688 2017-10-31 22:48:25-04 @emily_barton @darth rocky is plotting retribution 19755 925554769393053696 2017-10-31 22:47:07-04 this dog looks so proud and good look at him!!! https://t.co/GkJ8UlaCWU 19756 925553865717579778 2017-10-31 22:43:32-04 @akaDooley @darth @dog_rates i love how proud he looks in the second one i cannot get over it i just cannot 19757 925553060801335296 2017-10-31 22:40:20-04 @lynayerickson looks like a sweetie! 19758 925552836028633088 2017-10-31 22:39:26-04 @Austin_E_Scott @darth PUPPY COW 19759 925552762317889536 2017-10-31 22:39:09-04 @bcmac09 @darth @anamariecox yesssss 19760 925552426161266688 2017-10-31 22:37:48-04 @jtemple @darth omg what a good girl 19761 925552244199710721 2017-10-31 22:37:05-04 @gregotto @Bing_Chris a true halloween horror 19762 925552193486323712 2017-10-31 22:36:53-04 @lynayerickson she looks so good! 19763 925551710508118016 2017-10-31 22:34:58-04 @lynayerickson Cahill! 19764 925551293590011909 2017-10-31 22:33:18-04 @jimnobu @darth thanks! 19765 925551180272603136 2017-10-31 22:32:51-04 @SteeleWars extremely here for this 19766 925551073749798912 2017-10-31 22:32:26-04 @APBBlue thank u 19767 925550854320648200 2017-10-31 22:31:34-04 @lizzieohreally @darth she wanted to be an Ewok Lizzie 19768 925550748599021568 2017-10-31 22:31:09-04 @eleventhirtyate lol 19769 925550523738218497 2017-10-31 22:30:15-04 @lizzieohreally @darth SHE WAS CHEWBACCA I CANNOT 19770 925550469077901312 2017-10-31 22:30:02-04 I just love dogs so much https://t.co/RQRfSEcmOv 19771 925550207739351040 2017-10-31 22:29:00-04 @jimnobu @darth i love him so much 19772 925550056752734208 2017-10-31 22:28:24-04 @Doughvelopment @darth @theDogvocate @dog_rates christ 19773 925550028948680704 2017-10-31 22:28:17-04 @LabGeekGirl @darth MADDIE 19774 925545621725089792 2017-10-31 22:10:46-04 @TurdFerg10 @darth i love this photo so much, it is art 19775 925545356007526405 2017-10-31 22:09:43-04 @akaDooley @darth @dog_rates this dog's face is one of the cutest things i have ever seen 19776 925544273789030400 2017-10-31 22:05:25-04 .@darth's Twitter feed is the only light in the darkness rn 19777 925543025408925697 2017-10-31 22:00:27-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @darth @The_Nyxed omfg 19778 925542686479798272 2017-10-31 21:59:06-04 @darth @The_Nyxed this dog understands me darth 19779 925527814769664001 2017-10-31 21:00:01-04 EMMETT I LOVE YOU https://t.co/Lr5kCjoijL 19780 925526224662876160 2017-10-31 20:53:42-04 @Madilorian Omg 19781 925512719700082691 2017-10-31 20:00:02-04 BABY PORG COSTUME https://t.co/Tcd5Ql6EJj 19782 925506805693861888 2017-10-31 19:36:32-04 @libbycwatson how are you so old 19783 925506727684067328 2017-10-31 19:36:13-04 Also I'm now seeing all these Fairfax and Vogel ads that I feel like I've never seen before ABC ads are wild this close to the election 19784 925506564169043968 2017-10-31 19:35:34-04 I basically have these ads memorized at this point https://t.co/jz2j8z2QyV 19785 925502527331848194 2017-10-31 19:19:32-04 @regiefarr @maddieratner OMG 19786 925501620187738114 2017-10-31 19:15:55-04 @nicolecieux @maddieratner She really is 19787 925501539854307329 2017-10-31 19:15:36-04 @heathdwilliams @maddieratner mmhmm 19788 925500088272683008 2017-10-31 19:09:50-04 @kristenkbates @maddieratner :) 19789 925498580835733506 2017-10-31 19:03:51-04 @maddieratner @darth 19790 925498497931071488 2017-10-31 19:03:31-04 .@maddieratner is Supergirl for #Halloween! (: my mom) https://t.co/bnRRxj0PQu 19791 925497626514006016 2017-10-31 19:00:03-04 omfg https://t.co/lghjHO5BHI 19792 925496881744052224 2017-10-31 18:57:06-04 @heathdwilliams what the 19793 925488206023360515 2017-10-31 18:22:37-04 @AshCrossan OMG BFF 19794 925482527761952769 2017-10-31 18:00:03-04 Everyone PLEASE look at Oliver https://t.co/hfRTgdVCuf 19795 925475277790203905 2017-10-31 17:31:15-04 please always tweet photos of dogs in halloween costumes https://t.co/dmoe6WLgK7 19796 925474298994855936 2017-10-31 17:27:22-04 @nicholasrblack @darth OLIVE 19797 925472831969906688 2017-10-31 17:21:32-04 @MikeIsaac that's actually considered a career high point for hill reporters 19798 925467415504285696 2017-10-31 17:00:00-04 this is extremely good content https://t.co/ddBl7dXZkw 19799 925452332824850433 2017-10-31 16:00:04-04 #FF @aedwardslevy https://t.co/F9tomvi5fl 19800 925450879788048384 2017-10-31 15:54:18-04 @andylevy @whispersystems thank u 19801 925450300735049728 2017-10-31 15:52:00-04 @whispersystems Update: Fixed! 19802 925448630806433792 2017-10-31 15:45:22-04 @whispersystems Yep. I'll try restarting and see if that helps. 19803 925447953678036993 2017-10-31 15:42:40-04 @HouseScience @usnistgov We brought you information about this new version in today's @MorningCybersec https://t.co/rnZSypG3nl 19804 925447473761538054 2017-10-31 15:40:46-04 SCOOP: Here's the new version of @HouseScience's cyber auditing bill, with a different role for @usnistgov: https://t.co/7PDVqDo1B4 19805 925438610404454402 2017-10-31 15:05:33-04 @whispersystems I just downloaded Signal for Mac and I'm not getting notifications despite the setting being enabled. What can I try? 19806 925433652112187394 2017-10-31 14:45:51-04 @kristenkbates wat 19807 925433484310704128 2017-10-31 14:45:11-04 @kristenkbates wow spoilers 19808 925432905781956610 2017-10-31 14:42:53-04 @pbump ok 19809 925432727452647424 2017-10-31 14:42:10-04 @heathdwilliams it's treason, then 19810 925431801384001541 2017-10-31 14:38:29-04 @darth darth i wanted to trick-or-treat at your house 19811 925431749550772225 2017-10-31 14:38:17-04 @heathdwilliams for some incredibly stupid reason I thought the RL wouldn't let you do that 19812 925431565315911680 2017-10-31 14:37:33-04 @heathdwilliams omg they actually have Zuv! 19813 925430408904396801 2017-10-31 14:32:57-04 @eliotnelson @NickBaumann please like my tweet 19814 925429447460782082 2017-10-31 14:29:08-04 @carlytron @darth @robinshoots https://t.co/Pre8EzD2Vl 19815 925429361410564097 2017-10-31 14:28:48-04 @NickBaumann @eliotnelson bone, technically 19816 925429086679429121 2017-10-31 14:27:42-04 @rcallimachi this face omg 19817 925426372989849602 2017-10-31 14:16:55-04 @nycsouthpaw @NatashaBertrand @digby56 my initial read was the latter so yeah I def think it's ambiguous 19818 925424241109061634 2017-10-31 14:08:27-04 @darth @pbump darth 19819 925422136143106048 2017-10-31 14:00:05-04 my friends are so great tbh https://t.co/6RLPHUOouC 19820 925417590800961536 2017-10-31 13:42:01-04 @heathdwilliams right? 19821 925388891879862272 2017-10-31 11:47:59-04 @kateconger @WilliamTurton i read all of your stories kate i read them all the waymo to the end 19822 925385586034307073 2017-10-31 11:34:51-04 @kateconger @WilliamTurton lol kate good call-out lol 19823 925384371053371392 2017-10-31 11:30:01-04 .@HouseScience has changed its cyber auditing bill after critics warned it would hurt NIST. Read @MorningCybersec: https://t.co/pmbXTYWlgO https://t.co/gi8G0EO9et 19824 925383875295051778 2017-10-31 11:28:03-04 @darth @newschannelnine @petridishes omg love to see a tv news brand en-gauge with puns 19825 925382873615622144 2017-10-31 11:24:04-04 @selenalarson LOLLLLLLLLL 19826 925382726999531521 2017-10-31 11:23:29-04 @AshCrossan pics pls 19827 925382261880643585 2017-10-31 11:21:38-04 @selenalarson well what did u say 19828 925381990840438785 2017-10-31 11:20:34-04 @selenalarson SELENA I LOVE THIS OMG 19829 925371432313516037 2017-10-31 10:38:36-04 @kevincollier @Bing_Chris @CyberScoopNews wait what I didn't see those 19830 925371064334602241 2017-10-31 10:37:08-04 @DirtyDitka89 @darth omfG 19831 925369287446896640 2017-10-31 10:30:05-04 This wins everything today https://t.co/38aO9ZhmTM 19832 925365314593927169 2017-10-31 10:14:18-04 @Bing_Chris @CyberScoopNews THIS IS INCREDIBLE 19833 925364574387408896 2017-10-31 10:11:21-04 @AliWatkins don't forget The Cyber 19834 925357695875592192 2017-10-31 09:44:01-04 @jrswantz @darth oh my GOD 19835 925356544094605317 2017-10-31 09:39:27-04 @heathdwilliams @VitaAbundantior @darth @AndrewHusband @dog_rates omg heath 19836 925354866666549248 2017-10-31 09:32:47-04 @dblanchard @darth @dogrates omg 19837 925354279564709888 2017-10-31 09:30:27-04 Oof https://t.co/bF0YYh628A 19838 925352519571820544 2017-10-31 09:23:27-04 @ditzkoff it should be @ashleyfeinberg 19839 925352024476127239 2017-10-31 09:21:29-04 @AndrewHusband @darth @dog_rates MOLLY 19840 925351928481177600 2017-10-31 09:21:06-04 @OliviaMesser @darth @dog_rates EARS 19841 925350505236353026 2017-10-31 09:15:27-04 @OliviaMesser @darth @dog_rates this is nuclear-level side-eye 19842 925350467646914560 2017-10-31 09:15:18-04 @OliviaMesser @darth @dog_rates I am fully dead right now 19843 925333694545563648 2017-10-31 08:08:39-04 @Wanderlustin saf, meat hater 19844 925332286131834880 2017-10-31 08:03:03-04 Quite a good thread here. https://t.co/WRDEoo47it 19845 925326895696306176 2017-10-31 07:41:38-04 @Wanderlustin let a man eat his meat, saf 19846 925203133231443969 2017-10-30 23:29:51-04 @cwarzel it's the corruption version of hiding in plain sight trust me i am a lawyer 19847 925202926943039488 2017-10-30 23:29:01-04 @RachAClark $19 19848 925202635652829186 2017-10-30 23:27:52-04 @RachAClark $19 is a bargain https://t.co/DZn7KbgEZu 19849 925202444199563264 2017-10-30 23:27:06-04 @dmccabe @MikeIsaac congress is in hell this is geologically correct 19850 925202279178866688 2017-10-30 23:26:27-04 @RachAClark working on your night tweets 19851 925201994867970048 2017-10-30 23:25:19-04 @MikeIsaac you're at the train station, does mikey wanna ride a train? 19852 925201759697539073 2017-10-30 23:24:23-04 @RachAClark 19853 925200945146982401 2017-10-30 23:21:09-04 @theglipper @darth @sparksjls greg, thank you 19854 925200679295209472 2017-10-30 23:20:05-04 > "gave up his country to fight for his state" >> "gave up his country" 19855 925200604556939264 2017-10-30 23:19:48-04 @darth @sparksjls darth, do not 19856 925199685215838210 2017-10-30 23:16:08-04 @AbbyK_UIC @daveweigel mostly this https://t.co/wwOAaiKgga 19857 925199441740681217 2017-10-30 23:15:10-04 @nicolecieux think about it 19858 925199402901344256 2017-10-30 23:15:01-04 I can't even tell if these quotes are real anymore??? https://t.co/6tXBaz0oW6 19859 925199169664573440 2017-10-30 23:14:06-04 @nicolecieux perhaps 19860 925198890114134016 2017-10-30 23:12:59-04 @nicolecieux wat about me 19861 925198497275662336 2017-10-30 23:11:25-04 @daveweigel You don't have 280? Sad 19862 925198414241026049 2017-10-30 23:11:05-04 @blakehounshell lawl 19863 925198038326538240 2017-10-30 23:09:36-04 @chaosbria @nicolecieux @brian_nov *sputters incoherently with anger* 19864 925195624512815105 2017-10-30 23:00:00-04 this is why I love @AshCrossan https://t.co/2bUeIhmF3u 19865 925194000751038465 2017-10-30 22:53:33-04 @nicolecieux @chaosbria @brian_nov oh now I'M the bad guy 19866 925193412659372033 2017-10-30 22:51:13-04 @libbycwatson DIG DOG 19867 925193367809601536 2017-10-30 22:51:02-04 @chaosbria @brian_nov @nicolecieux the point fits in places okay sorry SORRY 19868 925191849064546304 2017-10-30 22:45:00-04 what https://t.co/0RFxytVEzu 19869 925190176720261120 2017-10-30 22:38:21-04 @ashleyfeinberg omg 19870 925190032603959296 2017-10-30 22:37:47-04 @nicolecieux @brian_nov @chaosbria bring death to me now 19871 925188839915827200 2017-10-30 22:33:03-04 @AshCrossan I love you 19872 925188682075828229 2017-10-30 22:32:25-04 @nicolecieux @brian_nov @chaosbria i want to die reading this 19873 925185802962907138 2017-10-30 22:20:59-04 @brian_nov @nicolecieux OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH 19874 925184442800508929 2017-10-30 22:15:34-04 @nicolecieux wait who 19875 925182334755917824 2017-10-30 22:07:12-04 @emptywheel my content is great and unappreciated 19876 925181803031351296 2017-10-30 22:05:05-04 @emptywheel @droosien ahem https://t.co/wwOAaiKgga 19877 925180534581444608 2017-10-30 22:00:03-04 this seems fine https://t.co/K67GsooWL9 19878 925165434604740610 2017-10-30 21:00:03-04 Rustburg, PA, where the reporters outnumber the residents https://t.co/4wv9YD2lGl 19879 925150335655489536 2017-10-30 20:00:03-04 I am sorry but whenever I see "Papadopoulos" all I can think about is Nate Ford's character "Jimmy Papadokalis" on Leverage. 19880 925144792815820800 2017-10-30 19:38:01-04 @darth @jesseberney @chrislhayes DARTH 19881 925144732791078913 2017-10-30 19:37:47-04 omfg https://t.co/JjdvV9UPAs 19882 925129530188189696 2017-10-30 18:37:22-04 @stiricide @ChuckWendig omfg 19883 925129348180475904 2017-10-30 18:36:39-04 @sparksjls omg 19884 925129317964812288 2017-10-30 18:36:32-04 caption contest https://t.co/bU2koaEd9j 19885 925127678486892545 2017-10-30 18:30:01-04 i love this so much https://t.co/VbrRoeZgLy 19886 925126453418692613 2017-10-30 18:25:09-04 @ChuckWendig omg 19887 925125822503178240 2017-10-30 18:22:38-04 @CassSunstein cc: @darth 19888 925123896445108225 2017-10-30 18:14:59-04 @tlaskawy tom 19889 925123318243627008 2017-10-30 18:12:41-04 @ChuckWendig @darth darth this is unspeakably rude to me 19890 925122763135881216 2017-10-30 18:10:29-04 @ChuckWendig @darth what no link me 19891 925120137375522816 2017-10-30 18:00:03-04 evergreen tweet https://t.co/3KwZAg7GQs 19892 925119099306430466 2017-10-30 17:55:55-04 @darth why in the world would you do this 19893 925117436428455936 2017-10-30 17:49:19-04 @darth darth are you gaslighting me about my own name 19894 925117357684531200 2017-10-30 17:49:00-04 I can confirm "taller and funnier in person," btw. https://t.co/CpdNiukBDP 19895 925116608430903296 2017-10-30 17:46:01-04 Comey added a profile picture, header image, and bio. Still using the pseudonym though. https://t.co/KuUosQl5u0 https://t.co/2hDTGESJXp 19896 925111749937901573 2017-10-30 17:26:43-04 @theglipper @john_aulabaugh @darth I never said there was 19897 925111119848660992 2017-10-30 17:24:13-04 @theglipper @john_aulabaugh @darth i don't accept the premise of this question 19898 925110913711198210 2017-10-30 17:23:24-04 @theglipper @john_aulabaugh @darth that doesn't make any sense rod rosenstein is not a porg not that rod rosenstein is my dad, to be clear 19899 925110693740806145 2017-10-30 17:22:31-04 @theglipper @john_aulabaugh @darth that doesn't even make sense 19900 925109747157753856 2017-10-30 17:18:46-04 @IFTTT trying to reconnect Tumblr but I keep getting a "Could not connect service" error. What's up? 19901 925109661669429248 2017-10-30 17:18:25-04 @darth @theglipper okay but i actually like this a little bit 19902 925109048516792320 2017-10-30 17:15:59-04 @theglipper @darth well darth is stupid then 19903 925108901594398725 2017-10-30 17:15:24-04 @theglipper @darth what 19904 925107891471831041 2017-10-30 17:11:23-04 https://t.co/i4MvbkKo2A 19905 925107774413041664 2017-10-30 17:10:55-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @kristenkbates please refer to me using my christian name 19906 925103030332219394 2017-10-30 16:52:04-04 @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates i am not a cyborgi, but i am mad because chuck is besmirching the good name of cyber 19907 925099850122891267 2017-10-30 16:39:26-04 @MikeIsaac i'm going to dek you 19908 925099364661497858 2017-10-30 16:37:30-04 @MikeIsaac never say "buro" again 19909 925099123082190849 2017-10-30 16:36:33-04 @ChuckWendig @Michelle_E_Reed @kristenkbates you don't know what that word means 19910 925099061660831744 2017-10-30 16:36:18-04 @FreeLawProject Got it. Thanks! 19911 925098547627855876 2017-10-30 16:34:15-04 @FreeLawProject Hi there. How do I create an alert for all items filed in a docket? I don't see an option on the docket page, and when I try searching using the case name, I get no results. 19912 925097943325138944 2017-10-30 16:31:51-04 @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates no way 19913 925095263802478594 2017-10-30 16:21:12-04 @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates no 19914 925094922516131840 2017-10-30 16:19:51-04 @HowellONeill omfg 19915 925094905931878400 2017-10-30 16:19:47-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates that is false and slanderous 19916 925094889045491712 2017-10-30 16:19:43-04 @Michelle_E_Reed @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates michelle 19917 925094470378557441 2017-10-30 16:18:03-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig stop 19918 925094267512639489 2017-10-30 16:17:15-04 @TonyRomm no 19919 925093800762068993 2017-10-30 16:15:24-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates what 19920 925093716561408000 2017-10-30 16:15:04-04 @kristenkbates what 19921 925093329460658176 2017-10-30 16:13:31-04 @kristenkbates spoops i am a lawyer 19922 925092588633382912 2017-10-30 16:10:35-04 @Susan_Hennessey Reality Winner and that FBI agent both had cats! What a coincidence! 19923 925092554093334529 2017-10-30 16:10:26-04 @kristenkbates no it's fool-proof trust me 19924 925092286396067840 2017-10-30 16:09:23-04 @kristenkbates what 19925 925091978093760512 2017-10-30 16:08:09-04 @pwnallthethings I am so mad you said this 19926 925089946616020995 2017-10-30 16:00:05-04 One thing we're learning pretty definitively today is that you should always lie to the FBI. 19927 925087242707787778 2017-10-30 15:49:20-04 @darth @nicoleperlroth darth omg please 19928 925085091956756482 2017-10-30 15:40:47-04 @DannyPirtle19 hmmm 19929 925083273059069952 2017-10-30 15:33:34-04 Also interesting: He dropped his line from a previous speech that the voluntary approach is unlikely to work. https://t.co/axefbS78xx 19930 925083123905388544 2017-10-30 15:32:58-04 Deputy AG Rosenstein talks encryption at cyber summit in Detroit: https://t.co/lwW8IuicgN Reiterates his "I encourage you to carefully consider" warning, which I continue to find interesting. https://t.co/kWKIHmzqAF 19931 925071146814459904 2017-10-30 14:45:23-04 Subtweet? https://t.co/ed2ref9She 19932 925059730304831488 2017-10-30 14:00:01-04 lol https://t.co/JjN7ZyO2Jw 19933 925044638335029250 2017-10-30 13:00:02-04 Who had 9:23am? Collect your winnings. https://t.co/SUbpYILxQl 19934 925038251198631939 2017-10-30 12:34:40-04 @soaringleap424 Yes please! 19935 925029540954386432 2017-10-30 12:00:03-04 ------> https://t.co/oPhvRBRLzt 19936 925026042963746816 2017-10-30 11:46:09-04 @theglipper ! https://t.co/WFkcB8lRp8 19937 925025528352067591 2017-10-30 11:44:06-04 Oh, and the Russian told the Trump adviser about emails with Clinton "dirt" a month after Russia hacked Podesta https://t.co/Kq6moCiRS7 19938 925024002934001666 2017-10-30 11:38:03-04 @kelseylh okay i shall devise an appropriate punishment if you break your word 19939 925023955899109376 2017-10-30 11:37:51-04 @BrendanBordelon Yes, this is correct. @renato_mariotti 19940 925023527081861120 2017-10-30 11:36:09-04 @kelseylh your word means nothing 19941 925023312127938560 2017-10-30 11:35:18-04 @kelseylh so you say now 19942 925023208893493248 2017-10-30 11:34:53-04 @kelseylh ugh, okay, fine 19943 925018684262887429 2017-10-30 11:16:55-04 Papadopoulos "acknowledged that the professor had told him about the Russians possessing 'dirt' on then-candidate Hillary Clinton in the form of 'thousands of emails'" https://t.co/jvFrpnkn7o 19944 925011444055314432 2017-10-30 10:48:08-04 @heathdwilliams literally my favorite thing from this era 19945 925011368281100290 2017-10-30 10:47:50-04 Easy D: No C. https://t.co/tDqAo0NlHv 19946 924999349070807042 2017-10-30 10:00:05-04 Now that's some smart messaging https://t.co/3UTICxpSR3 19947 924993713172033538 2017-10-30 09:37:41-04 @warkin They already are. Weird question. 19948 924992414875619332 2017-10-30 09:32:31-04 @aedwardslevy good morning 19949 924989675898580992 2017-10-30 09:21:38-04 @gregotto I always forget to check for these things 19950 924989580268404738 2017-10-30 09:21:16-04 "Conspiracy against the United States" https://t.co/ttldqm6GIz 19951 924988005328343041 2017-10-30 09:15:00-04 It is Day 284 of the Trump administration. https://t.co/vtpqpnMgOR https://t.co/ddVAfXrr5x https://t.co/ZffoE7dCr2 19952 924984242571902976 2017-10-30 09:00:03-04 Absolutely not. Stop this immediately. https://t.co/axp2T6NaJt 19953 924979594570223616 2017-10-30 08:41:35-04 https://t.co/GNLP71VEVU 19954 924977019896680449 2017-10-30 08:31:21-04 This is the Washington Field Office, not FBI HQ. https://t.co/TIyp91yKBA 19955 924970395790336000 2017-10-30 08:05:02-04 What a world. https://t.co/P1Gn5hgu32 19956 924969142138130432 2017-10-30 08:00:03-04 Manafort will turn himself in, CNN reports. https://t.co/1S6ia6d4ww 19957 924968624191877121 2017-10-30 07:57:59-04 @pbump good #analysis 19958 924837662707671040 2017-10-29 23:17:36-04 @pablohidalgo this is such a good tweet 19959 924835077275705344 2017-10-29 23:07:19-04 @DanielStrauss4 @blakehounshell goooooooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaaaaalllllllllllll 19960 924830516662161408 2017-10-29 22:49:12-04 @libbycwatson wow can't believe you didn't learn the corn laws, we learned that in like second grade, lol loser 19961 924820360670908419 2017-10-29 22:08:50-04 @dnvolz wow rude 19962 924818548412776449 2017-10-29 22:01:38-04 @dnvolz dustvol 19963 924818241305890817 2017-10-29 22:00:25-04 @dnvolz dustin 19964 924814273515278336 2017-10-29 21:44:39-04 @soaringleap424 LORD GOD 19965 924727540261953536 2017-10-29 16:00:00-04 She's just that good https://t.co/zSZaMIs9rg 19966 924712446488584192 2017-10-29 15:00:02-04 https://t.co/baW2fk35hQ https://t.co/t9lVuViRoB 19967 924696183452430342 2017-10-29 13:55:24-04 https://t.co/d516fB0fdP https://t.co/e4IqqAiDxQ 19968 924677329791733760 2017-10-29 12:40:29-04 Yes, the Russia talk just started, that's the ticket https://t.co/d61JrHi4dX 19969 924640408147234816 2017-10-29 10:13:46-04 @Wanderlustin rip Saf phone 19970 924479060281057281 2017-10-28 23:32:38-04 @EricDKoch I welcome your anger 19971 924478915007131648 2017-10-28 23:32:03-04 @renato_mariotti @NBCNews Trump nominated an AAG but the Senate has not confirmed him 19972 924478438458699776 2017-10-28 23:30:10-04 Dodgers? I barely know hers 19973 924477318432722944 2017-10-28 23:25:43-04 @renato_mariotti @NBCNews no, he is also Acting Assistant Attorney General for National Security 19974 924476001782026241 2017-10-28 23:20:29-04 @dnvolz @Equifax Oh my god pics please 19975 924474622858399744 2017-10-28 23:15:00-04 @jonnysun 2 deep 5 me jom 19976 924473443898351616 2017-10-28 23:10:19-04 @nycsouthpaw OMG YOU LOOK SO DIFFERENT FROM YOUR AVATAR 19977 924469490787803136 2017-10-28 22:54:37-04 @d_duhwit @HowellONeill I don’t want to laugh but I must 19978 924468164032856064 2017-10-28 22:49:20-04 @blakehounshell I have never clicked on Politico stories and I don’t intend to start now 19979 924467544299360256 2017-10-28 22:46:52-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @darth I’m going to visit devastation down on all of you 19980 924466431470825474 2017-10-28 22:42:27-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates I just have lost the ability to even anymore 19981 924465667755118592 2017-10-28 22:39:25-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth And where is the main computer 19982 924465145375547392 2017-10-28 22:37:21-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth What? Why would they be? Not that they exist, but you understand what I’m saying 19983 924464751383588864 2017-10-28 22:35:47-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @darth This is unbearable with all of you here 19984 924464662124683265 2017-10-28 22:35:25-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth That’s not even a ship! If that’s a ship then show me a schematic 19985 924464436433379330 2017-10-28 22:34:32-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @darth well, spoop now 19986 924464182229110784 2017-10-28 22:33:31-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @darth shouldn’t you be off spooping 19987 924464051895328768 2017-10-28 22:33:00-04 @Olivianuzzi @pattymo @nycsouthpaw If anyone has your Twitter bookmarked and checks it daily as part of a wakeup routine it’s Roger Stone 19988 924463467960127488 2017-10-28 22:30:41-04 @pattymo @nycsouthpaw .@Olivianuzzi hardest hit 19989 924463047275622400 2017-10-28 22:29:00-04 @ChuckWendig @darth I am miserable 19990 924462604277469184 2017-10-28 22:27:15-04 @darth @ChuckWendig I AM NOT BIB FORTUNA 19991 924462409192038401 2017-10-28 22:26:28-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @darth spoops, why 19992 924461961076756480 2017-10-28 22:24:41-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig @darth The test is still done on paper, please respect the PhD program and its affinity for classic approaches 19993 924460930704052227 2017-10-28 22:20:36-04 @ChuckWendig @darth no they cannot, they do not have the dexterity to hold pencils to take the final exam 19994 924460835602395137 2017-10-28 22:20:13-04 @ChuckWendig @darth can I LIVE 19995 924460589518348289 2017-10-28 22:19:14-04 @ChuckWendig @darth neither of you are doctors, he is a red panda 19996 924460420487925761 2017-10-28 22:18:34-04 @ChuckWendig @darth then* 19997 924460225498963969 2017-10-28 22:17:48-04 @ChuckWendig @darth I’m among the realest you could imagine 19998 924460156573945856 2017-10-28 22:17:31-04 @ChuckWendig @darth not a real movie! if that movie is real than show me the poster 19999 924460066954149888 2017-10-28 22:17:10-04 @darth @ChuckWendig darth please this is insulting 20000 924459444959875072 2017-10-28 22:14:41-04 @ChuckWendig @darth Yoda never said that. You just made that up. 20001 924456950158503936 2017-10-28 22:04:47-04 That regular order tho https://t.co/WJKJRTI8dJ https://t.co/kJHsN0E8OI 20002 924455967823159296 2017-10-28 22:00:52-04 @ChuckWendig @darth This ends now 20003 924445030823100419 2017-10-28 21:17:25-04 @ChuckWendig @darth I am outraged 20004 924439692468215808 2017-10-28 20:56:12-04 @ChuckWendig @darth Cease this 20005 924432722164109312 2017-10-28 20:28:30-04 @ChuckWendig @darth You must stop 20006 924428255574286336 2017-10-28 20:10:45-04 @darth @ChuckWendig You cannot just let me live, can you. You just cannot 20007 924417927658557441 2017-10-28 19:29:43-04 It's trick-or-treat night in Rehoboth, apparently. https://t.co/eF11ZIhDYL 20008 924405261602877440 2017-10-28 18:39:23-04 @kristenkbates @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams No it's not 20009 924370992675291136 2017-10-28 16:23:13-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates We're done here 20010 924369472684740610 2017-10-28 16:17:10-04 "The Cybersecurity" Just like the boss would put it! https://t.co/CgSG9rAStL 20011 924369323833151488 2017-10-28 16:16:35-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates you are the worst person who has ever lived 20012 924368689314529280 2017-10-28 16:14:04-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates STOP THIS 20013 924368329204289536 2017-10-28 16:12:38-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates eric 20014 924367968527638528 2017-10-28 16:11:12-04 @DannyPirtle19 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates danny 20015 924367450900230145 2017-10-28 16:09:08-04 @heathdwilliams @DannyPirtle19 @kristenkbates get out 20016 924350555136450561 2017-10-28 15:02:00-04 @molly_knight @darth LOAF OMG 20017 924339482417160192 2017-10-28 14:18:00-04 @heathdwilliams Ugh same 20018 924332537643663360 2017-10-28 13:50:24-04 @heathdwilliams This is violence 20019 924332518257713163 2017-10-28 13:50:20-04 @heathdwilliams I hate you 20020 924332379648479232 2017-10-28 13:49:47-04 @darth @maddieratner She's so good darth 20021 924330165148274689 2017-10-28 13:40:59-04 @JaredRizzi @maddieratner Ok 20022 924329236000858113 2017-10-28 13:37:17-04 @Olivianuzzi @maddieratner I know right 20023 924327375839678465 2017-10-28 13:29:54-04 @brianbeutler @blakehounshell @maddieratner Thanks to the Chinese hoax, it's actually nice beach weather here 20024 924322182393561089 2017-10-28 13:09:16-04 @savkthom :) 20025 924314179758120961 2017-10-28 12:37:28-04 @maddieratner @darth 20026 924312641060958208 2017-10-28 12:31:21-04 I mean honestly folks https://t.co/nbJr3J0RvT 20027 924273652333531136 2017-10-28 09:56:25-04 @blakehounshell @maddieratner Rehoboth Beach 20028 924271690363887617 2017-10-28 09:48:37-04 @ChuckWendig @maddieratner https://t.co/U1FvJviS3L 20029 924271108383236096 2017-10-28 09:46:19-04 @ChuckWendig @maddieratner https://t.co/3Fy3mmGO36 20030 924269558088765441 2017-10-28 09:40:09-04 Someone is settling into our new beach house quite well... https://t.co/MwIbRONXGS 20031 924257352026677248 2017-10-28 08:51:39-04 @sparksjls 20032 924122461662318592 2017-10-27 23:55:38-04 @RebeccaSkoch @anamariecox PRETZEL I LOVE YOU 20033 924110431345618945 2017-10-27 23:07:50-04 @jbarro and now the special prosecutor has filed a second set of charges 20034 924105072769994752 2017-10-27 22:46:33-04 @selenalarson rude 20035 924096775258103808 2017-10-27 22:13:34-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @ashleyfeinberg Please, please, go away 20036 924094168762343427 2017-10-27 22:03:13-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @ashleyfeinberg No 20037 924093646449754112 2017-10-27 22:01:08-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @ashleyfeinberg Goodbye 20038 924091961035952129 2017-10-27 21:54:26-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @ashleyfeinberg Please do not do this 20039 924090947297824768 2017-10-27 21:50:25-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @ashleyfeinberg Omg darth have you not tired of trolling me 20040 924090043962097664 2017-10-27 21:46:49-04 @darth @ChuckWendig @ashleyfeinberg darth I urge you not to validate Chuck 20041 924089860813664256 2017-10-27 21:46:06-04 @emptywheel @JRutstein @maddow Um this is explosive. @matthewamiller can you say more? 20042 924089639140515840 2017-10-27 21:45:13-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @ashleyfeinberg You are not a doctor, you are not a journalist, you are just a sad little man in a sad little shed 20043 924089386425253888 2017-10-27 21:44:13-04 @ChuckWendig @darth @ashleyfeinberg What 20044 924089024981225473 2017-10-27 21:42:46-04 @darth @ashleyfeinberg He has a PhD darth do you have a PhD I didn't think so 20045 924088569370726400 2017-10-27 21:40:58-04 @ashleyfeinberg The Doctor is in 20046 924086832828243968 2017-10-27 21:34:04-04 He's talking about cyber! Everyone leave him alone about the grand jury and let him discuss The Cyber https://t.co/N73yjWK1hK 20047 924085314364329984 2017-10-27 21:28:02-04 @ditzkoff True, sorry, I overstepped 20048 924085048982294528 2017-10-27 21:26:59-04 @ditzkoff Is this a movie reference 20049 924082722456383488 2017-10-27 21:17:44-04 @morningmoneyben You've probably never had a cybersecurity reporter who tweeted this well in American history 20050 924082173900148737 2017-10-27 21:15:33-04 @morningmoneyben I'm one of the best tweeters, many are saying 20051 924081735695990784 2017-10-27 21:13:49-04 "Now listen, we don't think he'll want to do it, it's admittedly a little bit hokey, so we were thinking maybe you could get the grand jury to charge the turkey? Like for real? And then we could tell him this was a witch hunt against the turkey? That might work, we think." 20052 924079891951357952 2017-10-27 21:06:29-04 @kristenkbates Spoop less 20053 924079613361483777 2017-10-27 21:05:23-04 @ditzkoff Ok have a good Friday night Dave 20054 924079431374770176 2017-10-27 21:04:39-04 @ditzkoff Is this a movie reference 20055 924079031359803393 2017-10-27 21:03:04-04 @HorsebackNoise @nycsouthpaw omg 20056 924078894885597184 2017-10-27 21:02:31-04 @kristenkbates This is really inappropriate 20057 924078540181647360 2017-10-27 21:01:07-04 @kristenkbates Keep your spoops far from me 20058 924078202791874560 2017-10-27 20:59:46-04 @kristenkbates Do not 20059 924077864022171653 2017-10-27 20:58:25-04 @aedwardslevy There you are 20060 924077660657082369 2017-10-27 20:57:37-04 @nycsouthpaw He's charging you with felony canine possession of a Twitter account 20061 924076660974080000 2017-10-27 20:53:39-04 That scene isn't on YouTube and it makes me very sad. It's so good. 20062 924076155262652421 2017-10-27 20:51:38-04 There are even investigation leaks on the front page of the Wall Street Journal! 20063 924075959539691520 2017-10-27 20:50:51-04 Someone should take the West Wing scene where the special prosecutor walks past the mob of reporters and into the grand jury room and edit Mueller into it. Everything else is basically the same. With Ty Cobb as Oliver Babish. 20064 924073123833696256 2017-10-27 20:39:35-04 Mueller Time https://t.co/DgHSOeXRiz 20065 924072533724364800 2017-10-27 20:37:15-04 @kristenkbates alright that's enough 20066 924067381294632961 2017-10-27 20:16:46-04 @kristenkbates So generous, with your spoops 20067 924066918369292288 2017-10-27 20:14:56-04 @kristenkbates Wait, we're harvesting YOUR spoops? I thought it was so you could harvest the spoops of others to maintain your spoopitude 20068 924066506455044096 2017-10-27 20:13:18-04 @kristenkbates Why the harvest moons 20069 924065770899992577 2017-10-27 20:10:22-04 @kristenkbates The spooper IRL 20070 924063160998420480 2017-10-27 20:00:00-04 This is so cool https://t.co/s7arIk6sxG 20071 924048071662727170 2017-10-27 19:00:02-04 "'I'm not racist,' Tatman repeated for emphasis." https://t.co/gsrLeQuxJR 20072 924033018972594176 2017-10-27 18:00:14-04 @pablohidalgo @eleventhirtyate Someone attacking Andi's appearance 20073 924032965641887744 2017-10-27 18:00:01-04 omg omg omg https://t.co/S2l1VUTu3K 20074 924028842498514945 2017-10-27 17:43:38-04 @nycsouthpaw @poniewozik Awwww thanks paw 20075 924028239739269120 2017-10-27 17:41:14-04 @poniewozik @nycsouthpaw Cancel your subscription and explain your reasoning to the editors 20076 924025419677958144 2017-10-27 17:30:02-04 Wyden implores Trump administration to secure personal devices: https://t.co/tCpH31ArrR @martinmatishak brings you the story 20077 924024456716144641 2017-10-27 17:26:12-04 @MikeIsaac Ah 20078 924022987774484481 2017-10-27 17:20:22-04 @kelseylh @starwars Nerd 20079 924022822401466368 2017-10-27 17:19:43-04 @MikeIsaac Isn't* 20080 924022684589182981 2017-10-27 17:19:10-04 @MikeIsaac Is this franchise all about Nazis? 20081 924017862729011200 2017-10-27 17:00:00-04 this is me https://t.co/shXP5Bt7R1 20082 924012535849906176 2017-10-27 16:38:50-04 @nycsouthpaw @MikeIsaac @laura_nelson can't you ever just be nice to me 20083 924009510112514049 2017-10-27 16:26:49-04 @nycsouthpaw @MikeIsaac @laura_nelson should we bring DOJ into this 20084 924008279382134784 2017-10-27 16:21:55-04 @laura_nelson @MikeIsaac @nycsouthpaw you've been owned 20085 924007716561080320 2017-10-27 16:19:41-04 @laura_nelson @MikeIsaac @nycsouthpaw you're objectively incorrect imho 20086 924007472049938433 2017-10-27 16:18:43-04 @MikeIsaac @nycsouthpaw @laura_nelson candy corn is good 20087 923999830812307456 2017-10-27 15:48:21-04 And is that Rey on the left? https://t.co/0uN72suOhJ 20088 923999525731295234 2017-10-27 15:47:08-04 Okay whose kids are Darth Vader and Princess Leia those are some good kids IMO https://t.co/6J54eLx78i 20089 923998539960725504 2017-10-27 15:43:13-04 @nicolecieux I have to hope that that's their "on-camera laptop" and they use a simple password so anyone can get into it for video shoots 20090 923995584104665093 2017-10-27 15:31:28-04 @Olivianuzzi 20091 923995224061435905 2017-10-27 15:30:03-04 The EPA press office is something else https://t.co/zmsGPeI5XB 20092 923992980851183616 2017-10-27 15:21:08-04 "His office has assisted in the probes of both Hillary Clinton's emails and possible coordination between the Kremlin and the Trump campaign." 20093 923987665740972033 2017-10-27 15:00:01-04 Brexitesque https://t.co/UtQywSXi9H 20094 923980127582777344 2017-10-27 14:30:03-04 nbd, just the department that does the bulk of cyber defense for the federal government https://t.co/paENrfbpR9 20095 923972576526745600 2017-10-27 14:00:03-04 In today's @MorningCybersec: My report on @konklone's IT mod presentation at @usnistgov cyber advisory board mtg: https://t.co/boC8njXRfP https://t.co/iYMEhGok0t 20096 923971737410301952 2017-10-27 13:56:43-04 @NedRaggett @manraysky @pablohidalgo @OwenCLatham from now on whenever I get hurt I'm gonna say "ouchie ooo my canon bones" 20097 923971448062009349 2017-10-27 13:55:34-04 @manraysky @pablohidalgo @OwenCLatham I don't know what I love more, "my canon bones" or SotJ Jaina 20098 923965024644882433 2017-10-27 13:30:02-04 "Mike Pompeo Could Stop Robert Mueller in His Tracks" https://t.co/9ZSaBaeCu6 20099 923963314228645888 2017-10-27 13:23:15-04 @MadelineRConway YeGods! 20100 923960929112518656 2017-10-27 13:13:46-04 @pablohidalgo Hmmm, nothing on there about tolerance for "cannon" questions on Twitter 20101 923957474650214400 2017-10-27 13:00:02-04 https://t.co/Tpy617NS56 20102 923949210914971649 2017-10-27 12:27:12-04 @JaredRizzi Lol 20103 923948736111431680 2017-10-27 12:25:19-04 @ohheygreat SUCH A GOOD FACE 20104 923948311421341696 2017-10-27 12:23:38-04 @ohheygreat I love him 20105 923948206945456129 2017-10-27 12:23:13-04 @JaredRizzi David S. [TK] 20106 923948149789675520 2017-10-27 12:22:59-04 @JaredRizzi Omg 20107 923948011109146624 2017-10-27 12:22:26-04 @ohheygreat HE IS SO CONFUSED 20108 923947943438311425 2017-10-27 12:22:10-04 @ohheygreat OMG 20109 923942377060032512 2017-10-27 12:00:03-04 This is so 2017 it's basically 2018 https://t.co/XKkOVvDAMi 20110 923939739790725120 2017-10-27 11:49:34-04 @DanielStrauss4 Brexitesque 20111 923935205915877377 2017-10-27 11:31:33-04 New bill from @SenMarkey and @RepTedLieu would create committee to establish cyber benchmarks for IoT devices. Companies that voluntarily met the standards could display a label. https://t.co/cCoQbD3f1J https://t.co/yJuhTrCdQc 20112 923933661212348421 2017-10-27 11:25:25-04 @bjlefebvre @BKingDC always archive everything! archive.is 20113 923929373383843840 2017-10-27 11:08:23-04 @usnistgov All agencies had until October 13 to respond. Some agencies still haven't. 20114 923929174426910721 2017-10-27 11:07:35-04 At @usnistgov cyber board meeting, DHS's Michael Duffy says that most agencies have responded to DHS's request for info about whether they use Kaspersky software. Fewer than 50% of responding agencies have determined that they use the software. 20115 923927284700004353 2017-10-27 11:00:05-04 Kaspersky joins Group-IB and Cisco in concluding that #BadRabbit uses leaked NSA exploit EternalRomance: https://t.co/wwcpslEAzO https://t.co/OxNh1MFToU 20116 923926128368214017 2017-10-27 10:55:29-04 @KeithChu I don't wanna 20117 923925764738863104 2017-10-27 10:54:02-04 @KeithChu I'm disappointed in you 20118 923920999514505216 2017-10-27 10:35:06-04 @daveweigel We'd never know because there would be an armed revolt against the federal government and cable TV service would be suspended 20119 923919724609642499 2017-10-27 10:30:02-04 Senate Intel schedules confirmation hearing for John Demers, Trump's pick to lead DOJ's National Security Division. Already had SJC hearing. https://t.co/D4gXK27tey 20120 923919721736687618 2017-10-27 10:30:01-04 @hacrel @darth hello dog 20121 923919561317023744 2017-10-27 10:29:23-04 @charlie_savage @emptywheel @darth I don't negotiate with cyberterrorists 20122 923917484075442177 2017-10-27 10:21:08-04 @emptywheel i don't accept your premise 20123 923917364625887232 2017-10-27 10:20:39-04 @emptywheel @charlie_savage @darth yeah but now he's gonna be energized to put his little panda hands to work 20124 923917180659535877 2017-10-27 10:19:56-04 @emptywheel can I live 20125 923917111562506241 2017-10-27 10:19:39-04 @emptywheel @charlie_savage @darth oh great you've summoned him 20126 923916952942317568 2017-10-27 10:19:01-04 @emptywheel wow way to blow up my spot 20127 923916502868353024 2017-10-27 10:17:14-04 @charlie_savage @emptywheel I've been trying to come up with a Star Wars/ransomware pun based on the similarity there for days 20128 923916185829363713 2017-10-27 10:15:58-04 @pilgrimdear @darth this boy's goodness is off the charts 20129 923915567198822400 2017-10-27 10:13:31-04 @Olivianuzzi this isn't a question but I just want to say that I love that you got to describe someone as "jacked" 20130 923914677918294017 2017-10-27 10:09:59-04 @nycsouthpaw proudest block of my twitter career 20131 923913158925914113 2017-10-27 10:03:57-04 @scottbix @justinjm1 so a Rick and Morty episode 20132 923912182399504385 2017-10-27 10:00:04-04 This is not good and needs to be fixed immediately. https://t.co/245rYpwt8v 20133 923911901989560320 2017-10-27 09:58:57-04 @scottbix @justinjm1 this is so 2017 it's basically 2018 20134 923911810599784448 2017-10-27 09:58:35-04 @thegrugq @MalwareJake guess you'll wanna block[chain] out that memory forever 20135 923906075509841920 2017-10-27 09:35:48-04 @Wanderlustin he's so bad 20136 923902550004457473 2017-10-27 09:21:47-04 @pbump congrats on your mentions 20137 923902345016217600 2017-10-27 09:20:58-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams rosenstein doesn't even work for the—no, you know what, forget it 20138 923901637730717696 2017-10-27 09:18:10-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams it would never work 20139 923901346801225729 2017-10-27 09:17:00-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams heath come on 20140 923898408133423107 2017-10-27 09:05:20-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov @heathdwilliams ugh 20141 923897500972568577 2017-10-27 09:01:44-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @brian_nov you only have 280 characters, eventually you'll run out enjoy your friday chump wobbledump 20142 923897398203731968 2017-10-27 09:01:19-04 @DownHereOnEarth @darth omg dat slender snout 20143 923897222680506368 2017-10-27 09:00:37-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @brian_nov sooner or later you're going to run out of characters for all your little taunts also i love brunch 20144 923897076928348160 2017-10-27 09:00:02-04 Former Obama cyber coordinator @CyAlliancePrez blocked Kaspersky from joining the CTA this year, @Bing_Chris scoops: https://t.co/116BdGJNX6 20145 923896290508984321 2017-10-27 08:56:55-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @brian_nov i reject your insinuation 20146 923896068370255872 2017-10-27 08:56:02-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @brian_nov your bad prose isn't going to write itself, though better get started now no time like the present to do bad writing 20147 923895835171131392 2017-10-27 08:55:06-04 @blakehounshell do it. i dare you. 20148 923895770880802816 2017-10-27 08:54:51-04 @ChuckWendig @heathdwilliams @brian_nov don't you have SJW writing to do? 20149 923895432941629445 2017-10-27 08:53:31-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @brian_nov That wasn't even good! 20150 923895105924337665 2017-10-27 08:52:13-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @brian_nov Heath I will burn you to the ground 20151 923894863430606848 2017-10-27 08:51:15-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov Cease this at once 20152 923894645125509121 2017-10-27 08:50:23-04 @aedwardslevy @kelseylh We get it, you know Latin 20153 923894557980479489 2017-10-27 08:50:02-04 @darth @JoshuaChavers @KellyannePolls Darth!!!!! 20154 923891707757948928 2017-10-27 08:38:42-04 @ashleyfeinberg Actually it's "exposé" 20155 923891322993377280 2017-10-27 08:37:11-04 @aedwardslevy @kelseylh Ariel 20156 923884378085879809 2017-10-27 08:09:35-04 @pbump Const 20157 923883286501494785 2017-10-27 08:05:15-04 @TwitterSupport @TwitterSupport Hey there, can I get an answer here? 20158 923882837492862976 2017-10-27 08:03:28-04 @kelseylh @aedwardslevy settle down 20159 923882795197456384 2017-10-27 08:03:17-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig don't do this 20160 923881988771135489 2017-10-27 08:00:05-04 "There’s two people I think Putin pays: Rohrabacher and Trump. ... No leaks. ... This is how we know we’re a real family here." https://t.co/8YH7ELh5Wk 20161 923881826220994560 2017-10-27 07:59:26-04 @kelseylh @aedwardslevy I'm The Shark Knight 20162 923881711154483200 2017-10-27 07:58:59-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig well they're not a huge you fan 20163 923881526160437249 2017-10-27 07:58:15-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig are you guys saying you want to eat me 20164 923878656237293568 2017-10-27 07:46:51-04 @ChuckWendig yes, and 20165 923878470979145728 2017-10-27 07:46:06-04 @ChuckWendig yes but I don't understand 20166 923873394835247104 2017-10-27 07:25:56-04 @ChuckWendig what 20167 923749270808944642 2017-10-26 23:12:43-04 @nycsouthpaw Wow 20168 923748147251343365 2017-10-26 23:08:15-04 @nycsouthpaw dogs can't talk 20169 923746393294032897 2017-10-26 23:01:17-04 @trevortimm @dceiver must have been a hell of a briefing 20170 923741790439649280 2017-10-26 22:42:59-04 @shanpalus @darth thank u 20171 923728464737423361 2017-10-26 21:50:02-04 @DelilahSDawson omg the cutie 20172 923727809272565760 2017-10-26 21:47:26-04 @MadelineRConway what a concept!!! 20173 923727085620924416 2017-10-26 21:44:33-04 @AshCrossan @twentyonepilots that's a lot of pilots bff 20174 923726787150000133 2017-10-26 21:43:22-04 @pbump no one is 20175 923724260929163264 2017-10-26 21:33:20-04 @CharmCityBarfly @darth buy the bin 20176 923712597421187072 2017-10-26 20:46:59-04 @darth @JoinTeamAlpha THE INHUMANITY 20177 923700783815696384 2017-10-26 20:00:03-04 luv too broke shadows https://t.co/xnsSgDNfAL 20178 923700338984501248 2017-10-26 19:58:16-04 @malloryconlon UNREAL 20179 923698858185461760 2017-10-26 19:52:23-04 @malloryconlon Omg 20180 923696094885720065 2017-10-26 19:41:25-04 @DannyPirtle19 danny!! 20181 923692952542633984 2017-10-26 19:28:55-04 @admiraljello @DannyPirtle19 owned 20182 923692455106568195 2017-10-26 19:26:57-04 @DannyPirtle19 wow are you saying i don't have a heart 20183 923685678336049154 2017-10-26 19:00:01-04 Federal agencies: They're just like us! https://t.co/NnWvGAILdx 20184 923679494774411264 2017-10-26 18:35:27-04 @alexburnsNYT hahaha 20185 923678983471927296 2017-10-26 18:33:25-04 @DannyPirtle19 hmm 20186 923678127884181505 2017-10-26 18:30:01-04 "Administration officials said there was no cover-up..." https://t.co/ameAb6uetN 20187 923677225160970240 2017-10-26 18:26:26-04 @DannyPirtle19 doesn't @kristenkbates have those 20188 923676783190462464 2017-10-26 18:24:40-04 @admiraljello does this check out 20189 923673638322221056 2017-10-26 18:12:11-04 @ashleyfeinberg @WilliamTurton you're gonna break this kid's heart 20190 923670577113473025 2017-10-26 18:00:01-04 https://t.co/k975sDkpBS https://t.co/q0MXEQ4gq4 20191 923668550308462593 2017-10-26 17:51:57-04 @AshCrossan @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates what BFF 20192 923668078327746561 2017-10-26 17:50:05-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @AshCrossan chuck. CHUCK 20193 923662864883130368 2017-10-26 17:29:22-04 @pablohidalgo @AshCrossan that ratio tho 20194 923662226250182659 2017-10-26 17:26:50-04 @NoTheOtherLeft @nicolecieux @JoinTheSchwarz fair 20195 923661545518886913 2017-10-26 17:24:07-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux @JoinTheSchwarz fart school is good 20196 923660993028349953 2017-10-26 17:21:56-04 @nicolecieux @JoinTheSchwarz anyone who goes to art school is wasting their parents' money imo 20197 923660846148005888 2017-10-26 17:21:21-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan omfg 20198 923660412587073538 2017-10-26 17:19:37-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @AshCrossan you think you can intimidate me into not doing my important work but it won't work i'm gonna do the work 20199 923659517338021888 2017-10-26 17:16:04-04 @chrislhayes @KFILE well, I mean 20200 923658517847961600 2017-10-26 17:12:06-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @AshCrossan NO HE DOESN'T HE DOES NOT 20201 923655066376200194 2017-10-26 16:58:23-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @AshCrossan you are such a bad person 20202 923653280940642321 2017-10-26 16:51:17-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams i don't 20203 923653266306682882 2017-10-26 16:51:13-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @AshCrossan chuck, can you ever just leave these threads alone 20204 923652787430412288 2017-10-26 16:49:19-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams good 20205 923652370529181696 2017-10-26 16:47:40-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams okay good now leave me alone 20206 923652340426661888 2017-10-26 16:47:33-04 Again, I say: Chairman of the House Intelligence Committee https://t.co/p3hCJuUfVZ 20207 923650487844556801 2017-10-26 16:40:11-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate @heathdwilliams i wish i could un-meet all of you 20208 923646633065287680 2017-10-26 16:24:52-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates why is this 20209 923643625950662656 2017-10-26 16:12:55-04 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates you're not helping 20210 923641945171415040 2017-10-26 16:06:14-04 @kristenkbates @AshCrossan that's not very nice 20211 923640117721477121 2017-10-26 15:58:59-04 @TwitterSupport My Twitter Android app won't load my DMs. "Cannot retrieve messages at this time. Please try again later." Help? 20212 923636290402308097 2017-10-26 15:43:46-04 @ajdomanico @MikeIsaac smh 20213 923634974816915458 2017-10-26 15:38:32-04 @rhhackett This is our MC tweet of the day 20214 923634802393272320 2017-10-26 15:37:51-04 @nycsouthpaw 20215 923630531891417089 2017-10-26 15:20:53-04 @kristenkbates @AshCrossan nerds 20216 923630442779201536 2017-10-26 15:20:32-04 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate Spoops pls go spoop elsewhere 20217 923625277359456256 2017-10-26 15:00:00-04 Devin Nunes is the chairman of the House Intelligence Committee. https://t.co/ojHW50g9ks 20218 923612735568564224 2017-10-26 14:10:10-04 @heathdwilliams @ChuckWendig @eleventhirtyate @The_HeftyG @starwars oh ffs 20219 923612616748158976 2017-10-26 14:09:42-04 @eleventhirtyate christ 20220 923612486875648001 2017-10-26 14:09:11-04 @heathdwilliams @eleventhirtyate @The_HeftyG @starwars heath i swear to god 20221 923612153483087877 2017-10-26 14:07:51-04 @eleventhirtyate don't do this 20222 923611776243126272 2017-10-26 14:06:21-04 @eleventhirtyate @The_HeftyG @starwars I'm totally good enough for Snoke 20223 923610995968397312 2017-10-26 14:03:15-04 @The_HeftyG @eleventhirtyate @starwars snoke can get it 20224 923610189474840576 2017-10-26 14:00:03-04 hooooo boy https://t.co/8TKhUA09JR 20225 923600065196908546 2017-10-26 13:19:49-04 @campuscodi pretty good 20226 923599134631907328 2017-10-26 13:16:07-04 @Joseph_Marks_ @MikeNelson @usnistgov @rickweber @jmillerWFED wait i didn't sign up for that 20227 923591746365337601 2017-10-26 12:46:46-04 @eleventhirtyate Good job giving him what he wants 20228 923587536408133632 2017-10-26 12:30:02-04 Wow this is absolutely horrific https://t.co/NvHSMBr9IQ 20229 923578346465832960 2017-10-26 11:53:31-04 @lizzieohreally @darth a Tusken Raider 20230 923573420507521024 2017-10-26 11:33:57-04 @ohheygreat omg 20231 923573043842174977 2017-10-26 11:32:27-04 In today's @MorningCybersec: My reporting from day one of @usnistgov's quarterly cyber advisory group meeting. https://t.co/garmGIntk3 An OMB staffer offered a cyber EO update, and @MarkWarner and @SenCoryGardner staffers discussed their IoT security bill. https://t.co/jLAQuCtfjN 20232 923570226373029889 2017-10-26 11:21:15-04 @toristable @WithDrake @darth omg darth look what you did 20233 923558576119050240 2017-10-26 10:34:58-04 Georgia election center wiped server crucial to voting security lawsuit: https://t.co/5Y9IhQRyql My new story based on @KSUVote emails. 20234 923547581782863874 2017-10-26 09:51:16-04 @morningmoneyben and why didn't you ever identify the person you were interviewing, huh? huh???? 20235 923530432616062976 2017-10-26 08:43:08-04 @TonyRomm He's not wrong 20236 923530222061973504 2017-10-26 08:42:17-04 @TonyRomm What did he say 20237 923521741296689152 2017-10-26 08:08:35-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth you will rue the day 20238 923518310381178880 2017-10-26 07:54:57-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth you scritch me, i end you 20239 923516157403025408 2017-10-26 07:46:24-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth this must end 20240 923512003045584896 2017-10-26 07:29:54-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth cease this at once 20241 923510365673197568 2017-10-26 07:23:23-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @darth stop this 20242 923386459192807425 2017-10-25 23:11:02-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @mike_audette YES 20243 923375324376821761 2017-10-25 22:26:47-04 @kristenkbates @darth @ChuckWendig omfg 20244 923374435310145538 2017-10-25 22:23:15-04 @kristenkbates @darth @ChuckWendig this fact is widely known 20245 923374267865149440 2017-10-25 22:22:35-04 @kristenkbates @darth @ChuckWendig no spoopy a dog would just bark 20246 923372957824581632 2017-10-25 22:17:23-04 @kristenkbates @darth @ChuckWendig ya 20247 923372925901770752 2017-10-25 22:17:15-04 @clintbarnette @darth @MikeIsaac WOW 20248 923372791923126273 2017-10-25 22:16:43-04 @kristenkbates @darth @ChuckWendig IT WAS A METAPHOR 20249 923372738550562816 2017-10-25 22:16:30-04 @ChuckWendig this slander cannot be allowed to stand 20250 923372511076716544 2017-10-25 22:15:36-04 @JennyENicholson half tusken, half jedi, it could work 20251 923372448338399233 2017-10-25 22:15:21-04 @darth darth this is me 20252 923364172452257792 2017-10-25 21:42:28-04 @WilliamTurton u have the hots for feinberg 20253 923323287593213952 2017-10-25 19:00:00-04 Thread https://t.co/6RIDPM9PrG 20254 923320026144354306 2017-10-25 18:47:03-04 @ChuckWendig chuck yes 20255 923318734839865346 2017-10-25 18:41:55-04 @ChuckWendig star wars? 20256 923318609576939520 2017-10-25 18:41:25-04 (Fun fact: the @WHNSC press office is still, at this hour, prepping for tomorrow's release of the Kennedy assassination files. Joyce said he couldn't take reporter Qs after his talk because no one from NSC Press was there with him.) 20257 923317962546835456 2017-10-25 18:38:51-04 @ChuckWendig what movie 20258 923317946541363200 2017-10-25 18:38:47-04 @ChuckWendig @brian_nov chuck why would I ever want to do "that" with you 20259 923317583029383168 2017-10-25 18:37:20-04 @ChuckWendig yes 20260 923317395808292871 2017-10-25 18:36:36-04 @brian_nov @ChuckWendig no 20261 923316948519280640 2017-10-25 18:34:49-04 @ChuckWendig it 20262 923312955768393728 2017-10-25 18:18:57-04 @ChuckWendig some day we are just going to have it out, you know that 20263 923312810687418369 2017-10-25 18:18:23-04 WH cyber coordinator @RobJoyce45 at #CyberNextDC: Kaspersky explanation "strains credulity for me." "I find it surprising that the blog post said that they found this, they took it to Eugene, and he made a decision. But just a couple weeks ago, he said he had never heard of it." 20264 923305109362180096 2017-10-25 17:47:46-04 @manraysky kristen 20265 923305083621793793 2017-10-25 17:47:40-04 @ChuckWendig damn it chuck 20266 923302665349685249 2017-10-25 17:38:04-04 @selenalarson I will end you Selena 20267 923302474244538368 2017-10-25 17:37:18-04 When you see a group of what you assume are high school kids on the Metro but then you discover that they're actually college students https://t.co/bdkFMmDHpY 20268 923295669393035264 2017-10-25 17:10:16-04 @DannyPirtle19 @AshCrossan No 20269 923295038720720896 2017-10-25 17:07:45-04 @DannyPirtle19 @AshCrossan OMG 20270 923293345610326017 2017-10-25 17:01:02-04 Joyce: “We’re hoping to meet next week, and then a little bit of lawyer work and we’ll have a policy on it.” 20271 923293099970805760 2017-10-25 17:00:03-04 At #CyberNextDC, WH cyber coordinator Rob Joyce says declassified Vulnerability Equities Process charter is getting closer. “We actually met on the VEP yesterday. We have literally one thing left to iron out" — who at various agencies discloses vulnerabilities to companies. 20272 923291746506641408 2017-10-25 16:54:40-04 @pbump global warming is fake 20273 923285645749080064 2017-10-25 16:30:26-04 This is a great question. https://t.co/BAn6G2ZCbg 20274 923284162303483911 2017-10-25 16:24:32-04 @RachAClark omg cybersecurity 20275 923282901676036096 2017-10-25 16:19:32-04 @MatthewNussbaum 20276 923280625196589056 2017-10-25 16:10:29-04 @MEPFuller 20277 923280457109790720 2017-10-25 16:09:49-04 @MattGertz I've always wanted to be in one of these 20278 923278004985454592 2017-10-25 16:00:04-04 "Well, we have an....FAQ...that recommends two-factor authentication? Does that...help?" https://t.co/rmoIJRmVLN 20279 923276844270571521 2017-10-25 15:55:27-04 @MEPFuller is that a 12-sided die in your pocket or did you just roll a natural 20 on your happiness-to-see-me check? 20280 923275614685138945 2017-10-25 15:50:34-04 @MEPFuller the tax reform bill is really more like the death star plans in that if the underdogs get their hands on them the establishment's destructive plans will be foiled 20281 923272797283082240 2017-10-25 15:39:23-04 @MEPFuller actually the movie is called "Raiders of the Lost Ark" 20282 923269904232525827 2017-10-25 15:27:53-04 @MalwareJake Now that's what I call targeting critical infrastructure 20283 923269602863443968 2017-10-25 15:26:41-04 @willsommer @nycsouthpaw everything, everywhere, is so bad 20284 923268343733342208 2017-10-25 15:21:41-04 @willsommer @nycsouthpaw wait, is this real 20285 923263322379767808 2017-10-25 15:01:44-04 This kid rules https://t.co/cTETx46GgV 20286 923261235172466688 2017-10-25 14:53:26-04 @pbump @dceiver fake news. your lede does NOT mention porn 20287 923247794567237633 2017-10-25 14:00:01-04 Per updated guidance, major credit bureau CEOs declined invitations to testify at today's @FSCDems Equifax hearing (https://t.co/bxd238uqNS) https://t.co/6BMOPoJCAJ 20288 923247100858699778 2017-10-25 13:57:16-04 @ASankin @usnistgov unbelievable 20289 923244116674334727 2017-10-25 13:45:25-04 @EWAEmily @darth MISTER JONES 20290 923242607609810944 2017-10-25 13:39:25-04 @emptywheel when it Mattisered 20291 923242212686692353 2017-10-25 13:37:51-04 @HowellONeill I love how this headline reads like a threat 20292 923233066692349954 2017-10-25 13:01:30-04 E M A I L S https://t.co/eoYDF1yuuy 20293 923231724804476928 2017-10-25 12:56:10-04 @Bing_Chris beautiful 20294 923229420822949888 2017-10-25 12:47:01-04 @kristenkbates same 20295 923228394518646791 2017-10-25 12:42:56-04 @JaredRizzi that's fair 20296 923227949712773120 2017-10-25 12:41:10-04 @JaredRizzi when are you inviting me to play D&D 20297 923227899209109504 2017-10-25 12:40:58-04 @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs that's very rude 20298 923227824638562305 2017-10-25 12:40:40-04 @kristenkbates i want to meet ur dad 20299 923227768632037379 2017-10-25 12:40:27-04 @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs but I like brownies 20300 923227531872014338 2017-10-25 12:39:30-04 @DannyPirtle19 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs did you bring brownies 20301 923227162244734982 2017-10-25 12:38:02-04 @AshCrossan Jesus. I'm so sorry to hear that. 20302 920718634724614145 2017-10-18 14:30:03-04 In interview w/ me today, the acting federal CIO pushed back on the suggestion that OMB's cyber team is understaffed https://t.co/gZeEBzWAk5 20303 921828449878265856 2017-10-21 16:00:03-04 Remarkable departure from how federal agencies normally behave https://t.co/kqKLL53wvU 20304 923226402970882050 2017-10-25 12:35:01-04 .@GroupIB_GIB also believes that the #NotPetya and #BadRabbit campaigns are linked. https://t.co/PgsRLft4dX https://t.co/TdFGj12kiE 20305 923226107448619008 2017-10-25 12:33:51-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs wow 20306 923225899847372803 2017-10-25 12:33:01-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs i would actually enjoy that 20307 923225785661575170 2017-10-25 12:32:34-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams @HerdingNerfs anyone hear about good condos recently 20308 923225142997565440 2017-10-25 12:30:01-04 Kaspersky says it has "confirmed" that the #BadRabbit ransomware "has clear ties to" #NotPetya, including their hashing algorithms. https://t.co/Jtn8Rc0ckN 20309 923224974663540736 2017-10-25 12:29:21-04 @DannyPirtle19 WOW is this ever a dog 20310 923217607582347264 2017-10-25 12:00:04-04 https://t.co/F8PZXk5UZN 20311 923202498369859584 2017-10-25 11:00:02-04 .@SenatorShaheen asks acting DHS secretary and DNI to declassify information about the Kaspersky threat: https://t.co/tGDqrmjf0j https://t.co/UCxjdrXkQG 20312 923199873607962629 2017-10-25 10:49:36-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin ah but i don't 20313 923197829052620800 2017-10-25 10:41:29-04 @dnvolz now I want poutine 20314 923196335968477184 2017-10-25 10:35:33-04 @dnvolz I'm biased but I say less 20315 923191713027510273 2017-10-25 10:17:11-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin no i don't 20316 923190651570794498 2017-10-25 10:12:58-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin saying what tho 20317 923189937352200193 2017-10-25 10:10:07-04 Seems like lawmakers are up to the challenge of tackling this issue https://t.co/B63zOcIHYz 20318 923189422052569089 2017-10-25 10:08:04-04 I'm at a meeting of @usnistgov's cybersecurity advisory board. We're on a break right now. Just heard a NIST staffer tune into the hearing. 20319 923188108346187778 2017-10-25 10:02:51-04 @Bing_Chris @SteveD3 glad I didn't put this in the newsletter 20320 923187573719216128 2017-10-25 10:00:44-04 @NatashaBertrand agreed 20321 923187528588517376 2017-10-25 10:00:33-04 I'm not covering it, but if you want to watch the House Science Cmte's first Kaspersky hearing, it's starting soon: https://t.co/nSv1affh02 20322 923186130689974272 2017-10-25 09:55:00-04 @pbump which one was that 20323 923184300232716288 2017-10-25 09:47:43-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin what 20324 923183935428923392 2017-10-25 09:46:16-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates ladies you can untag me now 20325 923183830097432576 2017-10-25 09:45:51-04 @bradheath @Reuters i hope they gave that spine to @dnvolz, who needs it 20326 923183712761769984 2017-10-25 09:45:23-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin not true 20327 923183560051384321 2017-10-25 09:44:47-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin spoop no 20328 923183359697866752 2017-10-25 09:43:59-04 @Wanderlustin i feel uncomfortable 20329 923179650406338566 2017-10-25 09:29:15-04 @Wanderlustin saf this is inappropriate 20330 923174415323496448 2017-10-25 09:08:27-04 @heathdwilliams @brian_nov @Wanderlustin i thought they were already married 20331 923173998460133376 2017-10-25 09:06:47-04 @dnvolz is this so you would finally have a heart, dustin 20332 923172548484980736 2017-10-25 09:01:01-04 .@clairecmc wants to know why DHS waited so long to ban Kaspersky, how it will enforce the ban, and what federal and contractor systems are covered. New letter to DHS: https://t.co/EN02krAtmG https://t.co/UQ11kstv9r 20333 923171842558480384 2017-10-25 08:58:13-04 @NoahShachtman jesus 20334 923158932104687618 2017-10-25 08:06:55-04 @e_kaspersky Kaspersky also says that, after the initial detection of NSA malware on the analyst's personal PC, the analyst pirated a copy of Office. https://t.co/UaQSLzsdQ3 20335 923157194639626240 2017-10-25 08:00:01-04 Kaspersky admits that it detected and scooped up NSA malware but says @e_kaspersky ordered it deleted once notified. https://t.co/vDRDNXovkC https://t.co/NXtXqzSl5K 20336 923004680929546240 2017-10-24 21:53:59-04 @ashleyfeinberg they didn't stand a chance 20337 922999324979748865 2017-10-24 21:32:42-04 @AshCrossan omG 20338 922996368305770497 2017-10-24 21:20:57-04 @NoTheOtherLeft I simply don't believe that 20339 922995998284230661 2017-10-24 21:19:29-04 @NoTheOtherLeft how is this movie still going 20340 922993686711099394 2017-10-24 21:10:17-04 @mrbowers @LaneWinree @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams i. crave. death. 20341 922991098879909888 2017-10-24 21:00:00-04 So easy it's almost unfair https://t.co/xxfW0vr5xG 20342 922989388119904256 2017-10-24 20:53:13-04 @RachAClark when the kitten meows 20343 922988835113447424 2017-10-24 20:51:01-04 @mrbowers @LaneWinree @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams moanist? moanist??? 20344 922987127427747842 2017-10-24 20:44:14-04 @cascamike good evening 20345 922984098095943680 2017-10-24 20:32:11-04 @mrbowers @LaneWinree @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams i want to die 20346 922983548297953280 2017-10-24 20:30:00-04 FIONA https://t.co/Ru6mhCGyTv 20347 922982126311624705 2017-10-24 20:24:21-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @LaneWinree don't 20348 922981994627325952 2017-10-24 20:23:50-04 @Wanderlustin @heathdwilliams @mrbowers @LaneWinree saf 20349 922979100385533952 2017-10-24 20:12:20-04 @mattcad that's....not what's happening here 20350 922978948778258432 2017-10-24 20:11:44-04 @TurdFerg10 @darth do it tbqh 20351 922975596409442306 2017-10-24 19:58:24-04 @TurdFerg10 @darth omg i love them both 20352 922973188807708672 2017-10-24 19:48:50-04 @nahaltoosi Makes sense 20353 922971835863633927 2017-10-24 19:43:28-04 @nahaltoosi Seems like KSA saying "see we're moderate now, you won't regret aligning with us against Iran and Qatar" 20354 922970872192950279 2017-10-24 19:39:38-04 @nahaltoosi So this is definitely a statement aimed at Trump, right? 20355 922970168279617536 2017-10-24 19:36:50-04 @heathdwilliams Just...unreal 20356 922969880399409153 2017-10-24 19:35:42-04 oh my GOD https://t.co/Rw5nHDmVHZ 20357 922969277627621376 2017-10-24 19:33:18-04 @MalwareJake Windows 2003 Server is my shit 20358 922965768173752321 2017-10-24 19:19:21-04 @mirandayaver @soaringleap424 @sparksjls i love them 20359 922965609259859968 2017-10-24 19:18:43-04 @MandyBu i l0ve him 20360 922965453668061185 2017-10-24 19:18:06-04 @mirandayaver @soaringleap424 @sparksjls omg 20361 922964810681192448 2017-10-24 19:15:33-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 @mirandayaver ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh cat!!! 20362 922964782667517954 2017-10-24 19:15:26-04 @soaringleap424 @sparksjls @mirandayaver no omg she's so cute 20363 922964538336702464 2017-10-24 19:14:28-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 @mirandayaver more cat photos pls 20364 922964400746717184 2017-10-24 19:13:55-04 @ChuckWendig never mind what 20365 922964107468341249 2017-10-24 19:12:45-04 I love how much fun @rianjohnson is having being a Star Wars director. https://t.co/qONeYbNEKR 20366 922963644941467656 2017-10-24 19:10:55-04 @ChuckWendig what does that mean i never saw blade runner 20367 922962593295237120 2017-10-24 19:06:44-04 @ChuckWendig how would you know what my breath is like on a late autumn morning 20368 922961824022237184 2017-10-24 19:03:41-04 @heathdwilliams hahahahahaha that face 20369 922961134076022789 2017-10-24 19:00:56-04 @sparksjls @darth wait no 20370 922960766029959169 2017-10-24 18:59:29-04 @kellybourdet @kateconger @dellcam @spj_tweets i love these two so much look at their little dumb faces 20371 922960257386729472 2017-10-24 18:57:27-04 @sparksjls how did you get this video of me 20372 922953348768256000 2017-10-24 18:30:00-04 omg https://t.co/x2B4uwXpao 20373 922945809309605888 2017-10-24 18:00:03-04 Long live the Star Wars Expanded Universe https://t.co/WAoQZDbbNB 20374 922938252943818752 2017-10-24 17:30:01-04 Senate Intelligence Committee approves FISA 702 reauthorization bill after a 12-3 vote. https://t.co/9O7cUwXj24 20375 922935208223170560 2017-10-24 17:17:55-04 Correction, North Korea was WannaCry, not NotPetya. 20376 922935129563107328 2017-10-24 17:17:36-04 @Adam_Cyber whoops, got my ransomware mixed up, I was thinking of WannaCry 20377 922934474295390213 2017-10-24 17:15:00-04 NoKo? https://t.co/pD1tmCNpFK 20378 922931440744062976 2017-10-24 17:02:57-04 @GossiTheDog lol 20379 922930711438483457 2017-10-24 17:00:03-04 So that's one ransomware attack you can't thank the NSA for spreading https://t.co/ValXrVYghK 20380 922928591171739649 2017-10-24 16:51:37-04 @Bing_Chris @CyberScoopNews given what you mostly tweet about I'd be surprised if it were that low 20381 922928055085039619 2017-10-24 16:49:30-04 @Bing_Chris @CyberScoopNews 20382 922924486738944000 2017-10-24 16:35:19-04 @morningmoneyben Ben did you look in the mirror again 20383 922924295055032322 2017-10-24 16:34:33-04 @theglipper @slwein @darth you are the opposite of learned 20384 922924033003286528 2017-10-24 16:33:31-04 @theglipper @slwein @darth greg 20385 922923724755447809 2017-10-24 16:32:17-04 @slwein @theglipper @darth i will not use my immense cyber powers here lest i be punished for launching a nuke at a common house fly 20386 922923437831602176 2017-10-24 16:31:09-04 @theglipper @darth boy bye 20387 922923175352008705 2017-10-24 16:30:06-04 @theglipper @darth don't speak to me 20388 922923152451108864 2017-10-24 16:30:01-04 SO IT WILL KILL YOU https://t.co/U2RbiDgDRg 20389 922923053238988800 2017-10-24 16:29:37-04 @theglipper @darth greg 20390 922915615295332365 2017-10-24 16:00:04-04 "GOP Leaders Refusing To Pay For Dana Rohrabacher’s Travel Over Russia Fears" https://t.co/ydvt0hfa8q https://t.co/30tqpmCN3z 20391 922909052073541632 2017-10-24 15:33:59-04 @selenalarson Kaspersky and ESET don't seem to think so, so I doubt it 20392 922908057096675329 2017-10-24 15:30:02-04 2017 is really something https://t.co/dwJ1R7zvns 20393 922906500342874113 2017-10-24 15:23:51-04 @GossiTheDog @Bing_Chris @Robert_Lipovsky @ESET So it looks like it *was* a significant vector 20394 922902997381910530 2017-10-24 15:09:55-04 @Bing_Chris @Robert_Lipovsky @ESET I'm aware, and I'm saying Kaspersky says the Flash installer is the most prominent, contra ESET 20395 922902542308315139 2017-10-24 15:08:07-04 @GossiTheDog amazing 20396 922902295465070592 2017-10-24 15:07:08-04 @Bing_Chris @Robert_Lipovsky @ESET Interesting. Kaspersky puts more weight on the Flash installer. 20397 922901065615409152 2017-10-24 15:02:15-04 @HowellONeill @zackwhittaker @JennaMC_Laugh tru 20398 922900517818208256 2017-10-24 15:00:04-04 Wow. https://t.co/Nn3HpoNQeE 20399 922900031367254016 2017-10-24 14:58:08-04 @aedwardslevy sad 20400 922899922277535744 2017-10-24 14:57:42-04 @LillianSkye_ @NY_Comic_Con omg bb-9e cc: @Wanderlustin 20401 922899519351779328 2017-10-24 14:56:06-04 @pdmcleod @blakehounshell i'm just laughing picturing kennedy talking like this 20402 922899383590510592 2017-10-24 14:55:34-04 @JennaMC_Laugh yes 20403 922899187292831745 2017-10-24 14:54:47-04 @JennaMC_Laugh you're a Bad Rabbit, Jenna 20404 922898912763146240 2017-10-24 14:53:42-04 @aedwardslevy jeff take hot flake 20405 922896587721986049 2017-10-24 14:44:27-04 @Bing_Chris dang 20406 922894953155629057 2017-10-24 14:37:58-04 .@kaspersky researchers say #BadRabbit ransomware attack was targeted at corporate networks using fake Flash installer placed on news/media websites. Almost 200 targets total. https://t.co/YhXkE6it2L https://t.co/BEiFxVrQjI 20407 922893992240603136 2017-10-24 14:34:08-04 @Bing_Chris wow 20408 922893768256294912 2017-10-24 14:33:15-04 @LACaldwellDC @jdawsey1 @realDonaldTrump same 20409 922887528205750279 2017-10-24 14:08:27-04 what's really stunning is that no one said anything this whole time https://t.co/nueKujhhyK 20410 922887441333260289 2017-10-24 14:08:07-04 @emilcDC emil, thank you for speaking up 20411 922887078404386816 2017-10-24 14:06:40-04 someone retweet this with a breathless comment so someone else can start the thing again https://t.co/EdTN8UrRe4 20412 922882453131464705 2017-10-24 13:48:17-04 @eleventhirtyate @dltayman No I love that I have 7 20413 922882013081817089 2017-10-24 13:46:32-04 @dltayman @eleventhirtyate Toys mean nothing also I've never seen this did you make it up 20414 922879285068693511 2017-10-24 13:35:42-04 @eleventhirtyate True 20415 922878818586628096 2017-10-24 13:33:51-04 @eleventhirtyate Isn't this the first proof that she shares a scene with the red guards? 20416 922878029776478209 2017-10-24 13:30:43-04 @eleventhirtyate I'm busy at work but have people started freaking out about this yet? https://t.co/6CdquBIfAS 20417 922867307420020736 2017-10-24 12:48:06-04 NEW: @TomBossert45 slams @SenJohnMcCain for leaving empty chair at hearing where WH wouldn't let @RobJoyce45 testify. "I thought that empty chair stunt was cheap and beneath him," Bossert told reporters at @ignite_conf. My story: https://t.co/foqMveH5Ce 20418 922857902427246597 2017-10-24 12:10:44-04 Oh https://t.co/DkPB8324vj 20419 922857876519096321 2017-10-24 12:10:38-04 @NatashaBertrand hmmmmm 20420 922853753082073089 2017-10-24 11:54:15-04 @ashleyfeinberg no one knows how far he'll go, ashley 20421 922851434252685312 2017-10-24 11:45:02-04 @GossiTheDog Are you letting journalists in? 20422 922848162682933249 2017-10-24 11:32:02-04 @theglipper @darth star war 20423 922848082219405312 2017-10-24 11:31:43-04 @darth star war 20424 922846544541478912 2017-10-24 11:25:36-04 @Ignite_Conf @TomBossert45 Bossert says cybersecurity requires an unprecedented coming-together of industry and government for a "moonshot" solution. It won't be easy, he says, but Trump "seems very willing to exercise the leadership to do things outside the norm." 20425 922844110695927808 2017-10-24 11:15:56-04 I'll be tracking the #BadRabbit ransomware, but first, I'm at the @Ignite_Conf, where @TomBossert45 is about to take the stage. 20426 922843155493515264 2017-10-24 11:12:08-04 Wheeeeee https://t.co/E3tSWO1UfN 20427 922842709357924352 2017-10-24 11:10:22-04 @MEPFuller who listens to the CBO, tho, I mean really 20428 922841686002323456 2017-10-24 11:06:18-04 @pablohidalgo haha you said erector 20429 922838237323853824 2017-10-24 10:52:35-04 @RachAClark what the f 20430 922837711144325121 2017-10-24 10:50:30-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams Omg 20431 922837027309146112 2017-10-24 10:47:47-04 @RachAClark Love this Seinfeld GIF 20432 922835323419324417 2017-10-24 10:41:01-04 @RachAClark is this a community reference 20433 922831601138044930 2017-10-24 10:26:13-04 @erikmal scope the end of this article brah https://t.co/CUoIt3nRMs 20434 922829782852743168 2017-10-24 10:19:00-04 @martinmatishak Nunes! 20435 922829758576066560 2017-10-24 10:18:54-04 @ericawerner lol 20436 922829576597921792 2017-10-24 10:18:11-04 @igorbobic @maggieNYT those tax cuts though... 20437 922828875595501568 2017-10-24 10:15:23-04 @codelancer go on... 20438 922827517681192960 2017-10-24 10:10:00-04 @KatieBoWill Trump tweeted 20439 922825004991041536 2017-10-24 10:00:01-04 The "MSM silence" meme would be funny if it weren't so sad https://t.co/odyOlZ71or 20440 922809919249764352 2017-10-24 09:00:04-04 The Justice Department will stop automatically issuing gag orders when it demands user data from tech companies: https://t.co/fiDSinZHXF https://t.co/0THFtunDJI 20441 922802323738505216 2017-10-24 08:29:53-04 @Hello_Tailor he'll need to ;) see a doctor 20442 922797910013693952 2017-10-24 08:12:21-04 @heathdwilliams ew 20443 922795668246286336 2017-10-24 08:03:26-04 @josephfcox but i do tho 20444 922792685420859393 2017-10-24 07:51:35-04 @josephfcox but I want a blockchain 20445 922790558346678272 2017-10-24 07:43:08-04 @Hello_Tailor dude must have quite the regenerative abilities 20446 922676478927654912 2017-10-24 00:09:49-04 @SarahDemp @nicolecieux student 20447 922670465532989440 2017-10-23 23:45:56-04 @kristenkbates @nicolecieux SPOOP 20448 922670216584355840 2017-10-23 23:44:56-04 @nicolecieux i am going to puke and it's going to be on you 20449 922666947917045760 2017-10-23 23:31:57-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate okay just finished the episodes definitely the best part was ezra saying "pretend you're still prisoners" and dave filoni just barely doing a prisoner voice saying "we are still prisoners!" 20450 922657183074054144 2017-10-23 22:53:09-04 @nicolecieux @eleventhirtyate warusokwolf 20451 922656747415851008 2017-10-23 22:51:25-04 @nicolecieux the wolf is actually waru 20452 922651359823798272 2017-10-23 22:30:00-04 this is me https://t.co/v0uoNN5r9a 20453 922643151436832768 2017-10-23 21:57:23-04 @MaryKateruns @darth good lord 20454 922642707767611392 2017-10-23 21:55:38-04 @Hello_Tailor Maybe I missed something but how is the Discovery doing its fancy warp without the tardigrade? Is Stamets plugging himself in?? 20455 922642381526196224 2017-10-23 21:54:20-04 @NoahShachtman *recharges bionic legs* yes sir 20456 922641230516899840 2017-10-23 21:49:45-04 @NoahShachtman can i PLEASE sit for this one 20457 922639862259486720 2017-10-23 21:44:19-04 @WilliamTurton luv ur av 20458 922638004505665536 2017-10-23 21:36:56-04 lol https://t.co/EfQjafbjeV 20459 922586604060925952 2017-10-23 18:12:41-04 @AshCrossan please only communicate with me using this stationery from now on 20460 922583817008943104 2017-10-23 18:01:37-04 @nicolecieux @brian_nov no thank you 20461 922583163892846592 2017-10-23 17:59:01-04 @nicolecieux @brian_nov nicole 20462 922576630966611968 2017-10-23 17:33:04-04 @basicuser22 @TweetDeck Every day 20463 922572385672245248 2017-10-23 17:16:11-04 tfw you schedule a tweet, your @TweetDeck doesn't refresh (because you set up a hokey standalone app instance through Chrome), and you forget and schedule another tweet for the same time ♂️ 20464 922572292814704640 2017-10-23 17:15:49-04 @Wanderlustin Glad u brought this back 20465 922571964081991683 2017-10-23 17:14:31-04 @rantyben @tqbf irl lol 20466 922570235831500800 2017-10-23 17:07:39-04 @RobbieGramer @nahaltoosi thank you 20467 922568320150274048 2017-10-23 17:00:02-04 DOD will "follow the intent of" DHS's Kaspersky directive even though it doesn't apply to it. https://t.co/dhwzwhBnNl https://t.co/lcI4IXKp6i 20468 922568319822999554 2017-10-23 17:00:02-04 I mean I love my job but https://t.co/9VdWvs2ED6 20469 922567420144844800 2017-10-23 16:56:28-04 @RobbieGramer @nahaltoosi thank you 20470 922567399382978560 2017-10-23 16:56:23-04 @RobbieGramer @nahaltoosi More like N/Ational Security Council 20471 922567033132269571 2017-10-23 16:54:55-04 @libbycwatson send me one of your brownies please 20472 922557743185219589 2017-10-23 16:18:00-04 @AshCrossan but how much barb is there, ash 20473 922557537530073088 2017-10-23 16:17:11-04 @ashleyfeinberg but is it a (((joke))) 20474 922553229359157249 2017-10-23 16:00:04-04 Great FISA reauth reporting from one of the best surveillance journalists https://t.co/YiilZrbkqE 20475 922538129684172800 2017-10-23 15:00:04-04 “We have our own very excellent system of weights and measures. We don’t need big institutions in Europe telling us what to do.” https://t.co/ycxiydNN94 20476 922535400832454656 2017-10-23 14:49:14-04 @aedwardslevy omg look at bear 20477 922525424089010178 2017-10-23 14:09:35-04 @lorenzoFB Yeah, I was confused about this but he just seems to be assuming something for the sake of his argument? 20478 922524215210848256 2017-10-23 14:04:47-04 @AshCrossan @kateconger I laughed out loud 20479 922523420272848897 2017-10-23 14:01:37-04 I asked @kateconger if she had seen the Star Wars movies and she said she only saw Rogue One and this is how she described it https://t.co/6nQNPN2mVE 20480 922516973631819776 2017-10-23 13:36:00-04 @KatieBoWill @JennaMC_Laugh https://t.co/b1aTvwEqNJ 20481 922512238388350976 2017-10-23 13:17:11-04 @ryorin @SarahDemp @clubjade @PodmeAmidala okay we get it you're clever 20482 922511380502151168 2017-10-23 13:13:47-04 @jbarro Question is whether, if you believe Trump cares about people like you, you see a large promised tax cut for your family as ridiculous. 20483 922510602572124163 2017-10-23 13:10:41-04 @nicolecieux @SarahDemp @clubjade @PodmeAmidala THE ORB 20484 922510568375881731 2017-10-23 13:10:33-04 @jbarro If there's one thing we've learned from the past year it's that people are very resistant to believing on-its-face ridiculous notions 20485 922510253534654464 2017-10-23 13:09:18-04 @SarahDemp @clubjade @PodmeAmidala yeah you can take the one they gave to chew— oh wait 20486 922510012416741376 2017-10-23 13:08:21-04 @DannyPirtle19 @nicolecieux settle down 20487 922510000546877440 2017-10-23 13:08:18-04 @SarahDemp @clubjade @PodmeAmidala congratulations on taking the last good star wars podcast name 20488 922509691388915713 2017-10-23 13:07:04-04 @nicolecieux @DannyPirtle19 tw...s....s....? 20489 922509578138537985 2017-10-23 13:06:37-04 @ruleofpaw They do. Warrants can't do anything about unbreakable encryption. 20490 922509520584298496 2017-10-23 13:06:23-04 @SchreckReports Maybe there are companies with similar tools that could open these phones, but I'd guess the FBI asked. 20491 922509413423992832 2017-10-23 13:05:58-04 @SchreckReports It didn't find out that it could until a company came forward with a mechanism tied to that specific phone at the 11th hour. 20492 922508823860006912 2017-10-23 13:03:37-04 @HowellONeill Not just a quote tweet. A self-promotional pivot. I'm impressed. 20493 922508496691703808 2017-10-23 13:02:19-04 @HowellONeill ISWYDT 20494 922507913347833856 2017-10-23 13:00:00-04 FBI director offers update on "Going Dark" challenge: 6,900 phones inaccessible because of encryption in 11 months. https://t.co/5NqKiQNYMp 20495 922499547246616577 2017-10-23 12:26:45-04 @glentickle @ericsmithrocks @ChuckWendig this is offensive 20496 922495099392745477 2017-10-23 12:09:05-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams @darth settle down 20497 922493219836919808 2017-10-23 12:01:37-04 @ashleyfeinberg can you make it illegal to hate star wars 20498 922492562694397952 2017-10-23 11:59:00-04 @heathdwilliams @darth not bad 20499 922487943213830144 2017-10-23 11:40:39-04 I mean...this is an album cover, right? We need @darth to turn this into an album cover. https://t.co/yvVmWJoOXy 20500 922458023993466881 2017-10-23 09:41:46-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin When she sees people and then charges into the wall and loses her head That's me 20501 922457658707402753 2017-10-23 09:40:18-04 @Wanderlustin The cutest droid on Twitter 20502 922457481497989123 2017-10-23 09:39:36-04 @Wanderlustin I cannot 20503 922447518759358464 2017-10-23 09:00:01-04 "Nearly three dozen Republican incumbents were outraised by Democratic challengers in the third quarter of this year – a stunning figure." https://t.co/gJewLuv6et 20504 922433015560790016 2017-10-23 08:02:23-04 "Nine months into the Trump administration, any notion that Capitol Hill would provide a comprehensive, authoritative and bipartisan accounting of the extraordinary efforts of a hostile power to disrupt American democracy appears to be dwindling." https://t.co/421n55W5LN 20505 922428212159959041 2017-10-23 07:43:18-04 @pwnallthethings @shaneharris @glubold @WSJ this doesn't really address any of the USG's concerns... 20506 922275189894860800 2017-10-22 21:35:14-04 @ericsmithrocks @ChuckWendig candy corn is amazing 20507 922274451659608064 2017-10-22 21:32:18-04 @darth omg the red panda pumpkin I love it darth 20508 922273960783482880 2017-10-22 21:30:21-04 @pbump I write great content that the masses love 20509 922273068852051968 2017-10-22 21:26:49-04 @pbump we get it you made a chart 20510 922260783605714949 2017-10-22 20:38:00-04 @MikeIsaac no that’s actually a variant for people who ferry passengers from boats to shore 20511 922260463567634432 2017-10-22 20:36:43-04 I hope this place has excellent security https://t.co/iUJLb2cuFK 20512 922256547257909253 2017-10-22 20:21:10-04 @NoTheOtherLeft wait no 20513 922256537548152832 2017-10-22 20:21:07-04 @NoTheOtherLeft yes 20514 922255843013382144 2017-10-22 20:18:22-04 @NoTheOtherLeft holy SHIT I need this 20515 922249111419703297 2017-10-22 19:51:37-04 @dog_rates @darth @ksbrg i guess you could say henry is in-corgi-gible i guess you could say it tbh 20516 922218799461486593 2017-10-22 17:51:10-04 https://t.co/khS9ZIJ179 20517 922192176519499776 2017-10-22 16:05:23-04 @nicolecieux omG 20518 922187048659718144 2017-10-22 15:45:00-04 Pathetic https://t.co/ct0UlF8Ve8 20519 922184150894960640 2017-10-22 15:33:29-04 @kristenkbates can i help u spoopernicus 20520 922167224781205504 2017-10-22 14:26:14-04 @AshCrossan @missingwords 20521 922164906434224128 2017-10-22 14:17:01-04 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH FOR REAL https://t.co/Uj85yotLG4 20522 922160028118847488 2017-10-22 13:57:38-04 @eleventhirtyate @Wanderlustin it's for me 20523 922150063463419905 2017-10-22 13:18:02-04 I am cackling https://t.co/Zn1ix2YLcx 20524 922090371680751616 2017-10-22 09:20:50-04 @heathdwilliams #WheresZuvio 20525 921931599368871936 2017-10-21 22:49:56-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn you besmirch me, madam 20526 921928287210885120 2017-10-21 22:36:46-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn you're awful 20527 921925972949131264 2017-10-21 22:27:35-04 @kristenkbates @ChuckWendig @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn I deny that 20528 921918685396205568 2017-10-21 21:58:37-04 @DannyPirtle19 FACE 20529 921918518156775424 2017-10-21 21:57:57-04 @ngleicher every BIT I get it 20530 921917925929439233 2017-10-21 21:55:36-04 @ChuckWendig @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn oh good god 20531 921916507315212288 2017-10-21 21:49:58-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn @ChuckWendig you cannot just do that 20532 921916197490319361 2017-10-21 21:48:44-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn @ChuckWendig that is a lie and i reject it wholeheartedly 20533 921915888751824896 2017-10-21 21:47:30-04 @m33gs @darth #squadgoals 20534 921915836440465408 2017-10-21 21:47:18-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @brian_nov @emily_jkn @ChuckWendig you don't get to call yourself that 20535 921915563768713216 2017-10-21 21:46:13-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn @ChuckWendig honestly a fair question but still 20536 921915370734280705 2017-10-21 21:45:27-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @brian_nov @emily_jkn @ChuckWendig SAF WHY WOULD YOU 20537 921915230128623617 2017-10-21 21:44:53-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @brian_nov @emily_jkn i can only hope chum wormdamp doesn't see this 20538 921915100415524865 2017-10-21 21:44:22-04 @mrbowers @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn i hate you so much 20539 921915061886693377 2017-10-21 21:44:13-04 @heathdwilliams @admiraljello yes the green bay packers 20540 921914999362211840 2017-10-21 21:43:58-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn spooper no 20541 921914939694034945 2017-10-21 21:43:44-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams https://t.co/2br9sgBVUP 20542 921914804314439680 2017-10-21 21:43:12-04 @admiraljello @heathdwilliams #LGM 20543 921913904485289987 2017-10-21 21:39:37-04 @Wanderlustin @DannyPirtle19 @brian_nov @kristenkbates @emily_jkn lol 20544 921913186915422208 2017-10-21 21:36:46-04 @DannyPirtle19 @brian_nov @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @emily_jkn danny you're so perfectly danny 20545 921912808962445314 2017-10-21 21:35:16-04 @brian_nov @DannyPirtle19 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @emily_jkn was this a "keep pressing the middle word on your autosuggest" thing 20546 921912125311913985 2017-10-21 21:32:33-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @brian_nov @emily_jkn then my plan has succeeded 20547 921911212748820480 2017-10-21 21:28:56-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @brian_nov @emily_jkn saf you can call me whatever you want ;) 20548 921909767194464257 2017-10-21 21:23:11-04 @darth How about a romantic drama called Endorsed For Love 20549 921907056067727365 2017-10-21 21:12:25-04 @kristenkbates @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @emily_jkn you're not allowed to call me that 20550 921900708638740482 2017-10-21 20:47:11-04 @heathdwilliams oh my lord this dog 20551 921900677533700096 2017-10-21 20:47:04-04 @varshaoforange @pbump ffs 20552 921899679541063680 2017-10-21 20:43:06-04 @varshaoforange @pbump wow philip she just said you tweet nonsense at me are you gonna take that 20553 921894084981280769 2017-10-21 20:20:52-04 @Wanderlustin @kristenkbates @brian_nov @emily_jkn hey ladies, chee-daddio in the house 20554 921868859384254464 2017-10-21 18:40:38-04 @brian_nov @emily_jkn that's me, the cheese daddy 20555 921868459482460161 2017-10-21 18:39:02-04 @brian_nov @emily_jkn i am 20556 921867700338434049 2017-10-21 18:36:01-04 @brian_nov @emily_jkn from now on you will refer to me as cheese daddy 20557 921813336269795328 2017-10-21 15:00:00-04 "The scientists persuading terrorists to spill their secrets" https://t.co/UaAnLsifh3 https://t.co/akiAA5RtUB 20558 921798496759447554 2017-10-21 14:01:02-04 @RachAClark And you're saving penguins!! 20559 921798243779952641 2017-10-21 14:00:02-04 "If there were 50 votes, we'd be voting." https://t.co/IzJVxc9KyZ https://t.co/DcYeiWPu5l 20560 921783153202675717 2017-10-21 13:00:04-04 no way https://t.co/P5ZatfWbNJ 20561 921780893362130945 2017-10-21 12:51:05-04 @ChuckWendig @twesthause @amy_geek don't do this 20562 921774696160550912 2017-10-21 12:26:27-04 @ChuckWendig @twesthause @amy_geek ha! sure 20563 921772757754531843 2017-10-21 12:18:45-04 @nicolecieux @chaosbria Of MSEs and Brias 20564 921772702616211456 2017-10-21 12:18:32-04 @ashleyfeinberg same 20565 921770895777107968 2017-10-21 12:11:21-04 @ChuckWendig @twesthause @amy_geek Now you're just babbling 20566 921770761219690497 2017-10-21 12:10:49-04 @ChuckWendig @twesthause @amy_geek What even dude 20567 921770396365590531 2017-10-21 12:09:22-04 @ChuckWendig @twesthause @amy_geek Christ 20568 921770223660912640 2017-10-21 12:08:41-04 @ChuckWendig @twesthause @amy_geek That's not the face of someone awed and humbled by my peculiar but insatiable majesty 20569 921768948466667524 2017-10-21 12:03:37-04 @amy_geek @twesthause @ChuckWendig Pretty sure I had already met him at NYCC last year but my memory is foggy In any event this shows how disrespectful Chuck is to his betters 20570 921768179097096193 2017-10-21 12:00:34-04 DHS has published an alert on a sophisticated hacking campaign against energy, manufacturing, nuclear, water, and aviation companies: https://t.co/54mCHoP3At It's the Dragonfly campaign that Symantec previously wrote about: https://t.co/tujDFb2Yt5 https://t.co/UqlxPvyO5b 20571 921768073232830470 2017-10-21 12:00:08-04 @ChuckWendig how are you not banned from this site 20572 921767805074182144 2017-10-21 11:59:05-04 @ChuckWendig disgusting 20573 921767288356958208 2017-10-21 11:57:01-04 @ChuckWendig oh ffs 20574 921767060744605696 2017-10-21 11:56:07-04 @ChuckWendig i could but i don't wanna 20575 921766788811063296 2017-10-21 11:55:02-04 @ChuckWendig at nycc 20576 921766339336921088 2017-10-21 11:53:15-04 @ChuckWendig i thought we agreed to stop with the whole "d" thing 20577 921765715253882880 2017-10-21 11:50:46-04 @ChuckWendig omfg 20578 921765576573358082 2017-10-21 11:50:13-04 @ChuckWendig ty ily 20579 921765064000135171 2017-10-21 11:48:11-04 @ChuckWendig that seems harsh 20580 921764630665596929 2017-10-21 11:46:28-04 @ChuckWendig whatever you say, chunk warmdung 20581 921764267770241024 2017-10-21 11:45:01-04 @ChuckWendig lol no i'm very smart 20582 921764120483033088 2017-10-21 11:44:26-04 @ChuckWendig lol, i know what an allusion is, haha that was just a joke for our thread here 20583 921763836910297088 2017-10-21 11:43:18-04 @ChuckWendig what's an allusion 20584 921762804784394240 2017-10-21 11:39:12-04 @ChuckWendig like gaga but for me 20585 921762510176509952 2017-10-21 11:38:02-04 @ChuckWendig more like lord gelgel 20586 921762338402897920 2017-10-21 11:37:21-04 @ChuckWendig i was born this way 20587 921761948911489025 2017-10-21 11:35:48-04 @ChuckWendig i'd say my joke was a perfect moun-ten 20588 921760971479281664 2017-10-21 11:31:55-04 @ChuckWendig seems like you got a rocky response 20589 921758228463136768 2017-10-21 11:21:01-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 yesssssssssssss 20590 921755984602828800 2017-10-21 11:12:06-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 where is cat, show me cat 20591 921755677223215104 2017-10-21 11:10:53-04 @sparksjls @soaringleap424 can she reach it tho 20592 921755492174716928 2017-10-21 11:10:09-04 @sparksjls noooooo kitty 20593 921754845308248064 2017-10-21 11:07:35-04 @sparksjls Omg! 20594 921737864278347776 2017-10-21 10:00:06-04 The DNC's CTO used a recent gathering of state party chairs to stress the importance of cybersecurity. https://t.co/LzVURMc3ZK https://t.co/zXdCS9sf47 20595 921563074112389121 2017-10-20 22:25:33-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @darth PUPS 20596 921558319579398144 2017-10-20 22:06:39-04 @JustinRYoung the Trump Hotel, I assume 20597 921557133652627456 2017-10-20 22:01:57-04 @JustinRYoung when are you going to do one in DC! 20598 921552875452600320 2017-10-20 21:45:01-04 Oh come on https://t.co/Nldu7swbb3 20599 921541555491446784 2017-10-20 21:00:02-04 Yikes. Yikes. https://t.co/gUFNPIWxs8 https://t.co/5dZyTW7rgr 20600 921540577182679041 2017-10-20 20:56:09-04 @admiraljello @SarahDemp @NoTheOtherLeft that could be truffle 20601 921526453388189696 2017-10-20 20:00:02-04 MURRAY https://t.co/V3bOtQPmnk 20602 921519003482361856 2017-10-20 19:30:26-04 @byrdinator @ashleyfeinberg sorry byrd i would never want to take away from your inate talent 20603 921518451390320641 2017-10-20 19:28:14-04 @ashleyfeinberg the spiceinator 20604 921518376668811265 2017-10-20 19:27:56-04 @Tcann13 @BlueJaigEyes I love this so much 20605 921518247094226944 2017-10-20 19:27:25-04 @nycsouthpaw i don't know why i'm laughing so hard at your tweet, puppy, but i am 20606 921518172959846401 2017-10-20 19:27:08-04 @ebruenig @timothypmurphy the clip in the crotch is what kills me 20607 921516630802178048 2017-10-20 19:21:00-04 But I mean...jeez. Jeez. 20608 921516124256329728 2017-10-20 19:18:59-04 Still, they felt like they had to put out a statement saying everyone can be questioned. That's something. 20609 921515490551492608 2017-10-20 19:16:28-04 At no point did any reporter impugn Kelly's credibility about honoring soldiers. They pointed out that the story he told was false. Jeez. https://t.co/Klrn5QOAmo 20610 921511320079527936 2017-10-20 18:59:54-04 @ChuckRossDC Story cites both Democrats and Republicans — though it is the MSM, so you never know 20611 921510278759636992 2017-10-20 18:55:45-04 @selenalarson i've had it the entire time except for a brief spat over columbus day weekend i don't want to talk about it 20612 921507612750999554 2017-10-20 18:45:10-04 Even two Republican committee sources say GOP lawmakers are engaging in "a partisan effort to discredit rather than investigate" Trump/Russia collusion allegations. 20613 921506766587908098 2017-10-20 18:41:48-04 House Intelligence Committee Republicans "have coached witnesses, scheduled interviews without first requesting important documents, and many fail to attend witness interviews" as part of its Russia probe. https://t.co/JZLAyb8Pvj 20614 921495344982188032 2017-10-20 17:56:25-04 @EoinHiggins_ @MattBors I'm crying 20615 921495118154256384 2017-10-20 17:55:31-04 @jurzynski @darth EARS 20616 921493360405352451 2017-10-20 17:48:32-04 @Mik3Ferguson @jesseberney @MarisaKabas @KatyTurNBC Mike you are welcome 20617 921492584484261889 2017-10-20 17:45:27-04 @Mik3Ferguson @jesseberney @MarisaKabas @KatyTurNBC Nigeria? 20618 921491885310476288 2017-10-20 17:42:40-04 @NatashaBertrand hahahaha 20619 921488604572110848 2017-10-20 17:29:38-04 @andrew_benesh @heathdwilliams okay i found it https://t.co/3JrewfJj5q 20620 921488213000286208 2017-10-20 17:28:05-04 @andrew_benesh @heathdwilliams like a 12 20621 921488129835569153 2017-10-20 17:27:45-04 @bryanbennett85 @aedwardslevy @RoperCenter question wording is amazing 20622 921487891246845952 2017-10-20 17:26:48-04 @andrew_benesh @heathdwilliams is that a rhetorical question 20623 921487777757310987 2017-10-20 17:26:21-04 @darth @KrangTNelson @robdelaney https://t.co/YJcbkhHYxo 20624 921487581338128385 2017-10-20 17:25:34-04 @andrew_benesh @heathdwilliams folks!! 20625 921487382599303168 2017-10-20 17:24:47-04 @andrew_benesh @heathdwilliams this is not helping me find it online folks!!! 20626 921486386380918785 2017-10-20 17:20:49-04 @burgessev i have never seen a better shot/chaser than this 20627 921486319557251072 2017-10-20 17:20:33-04 @heathdwilliams which porg toy is this? 20628 921485450354790401 2017-10-20 17:17:06-04 @_cingraham why would you post this on a tuesday of all days 20629 921484747884425216 2017-10-20 17:14:18-04 @DanielStrauss4 you must not have been reading my tweets 20630 921484380169793536 2017-10-20 17:12:51-04 https://t.co/uhfHcf5Y6R https://t.co/FWJ5fMfXQ7 20631 921483799636135936 2017-10-20 17:10:32-04 @MarisaKabas i definitely said NIGH-jair until today 20632 921478088688508928 2017-10-20 16:47:51-04 @erikmal @TheAtlantic ERIK 20633 921477927367249921 2017-10-20 16:47:12-04 @MikeIsaac a statement regarding military justice 20634 921477656759164930 2017-10-20 16:46:08-04 @attackerman who to believe, who to believe 20635 921471717205331973 2017-10-20 16:22:32-04 @heathdwilliams I love this so much 20636 921467644708081665 2017-10-20 16:06:21-04 @GossiTheDog this is why i never attend meetings 20637 921461886847250434 2017-10-20 15:43:28-04 @WithDrake @darth I love Twitter 20638 921461781024960512 2017-10-20 15:43:03-04 @brianbeutler True. My observation was more based on the idea that tons of people saw something that none of them have talked about. 20639 921458946266845184 2017-10-20 15:31:47-04 @kjbert @ditzkoff omfg 20640 921458384121028612 2017-10-20 15:29:33-04 @kjbert @ditzkoff okay I laughed IRL about this one 20641 921456515143389184 2017-10-20 15:22:07-04 @ditzkoff Our understanding is that Animal Farm is not about Stalinism 20642 921454065099395073 2017-10-20 15:12:23-04 @jesseberney oh my GOD 20643 921452550292942848 2017-10-20 15:06:22-04 @kept_simple omg 20644 921452222306807810 2017-10-20 15:05:04-04 @russellbrandom @HowellONeill @pwnallthethings @qjurecic precisely 20645 921452180388839424 2017-10-20 15:04:54-04 @danmericaCNN @ZcohenCNN @PressSec Not in part. In full. That's the only reason she gave. 20646 921451770714443777 2017-10-20 15:03:16-04 @russellbrandom @HowellONeill @pwnallthethings @qjurecic only 20 likes, not that great *sniff* 20647 921450963000475648 2017-10-20 15:00:03-04 "reposotory"? "e-note"? https://t.co/Q1GXJrlw4s 20648 921446752024190976 2017-10-20 14:43:19-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots @acarboni yep 20649 921446698945273856 2017-10-20 14:43:07-04 @heathdwilliams @DeeGoots @acarboni christ 20650 921445434903662592 2017-10-20 14:38:05-04 @russellbrandom @HowellONeill @pwnallthethings @qjurecic lmao owned 20651 921444818672287744 2017-10-20 14:35:39-04 @pwnallthethings @qjurecic He hasn't been a Marine general since 2016 20652 921443407419138053 2017-10-20 14:30:02-04 Also, Kelly's no longer a Marine general, but that's neither here nor there. 20653 921442617707188224 2017-10-20 14:26:54-04 Correction: She said "highly inappropriate." 20654 921441575959453696 2017-10-20 14:22:45-04 @heathdwilliams she is so hot to trot in the comic it's amazing 20655 921441544900677634 2017-10-20 14:22:38-04 @heathdwilliams right? 20656 921441500252311552 2017-10-20 14:22:27-04 @heathdwilliams nope, it's an R2 20657 921441292340604928 2017-10-20 14:21:38-04 @heathdwilliams same but who is that with BB-8 that's not Ivee 20658 921438549630767105 2017-10-20 14:10:44-04 @pbump who gave you the authority to speak for the post 20659 921438381313314823 2017-10-20 14:10:04-04 @TheNatlInterest you have a collect call from 1945 20660 921437134816514048 2017-10-20 14:05:07-04 @LicklePuma @darth teddy you are the absolute best 20661 921436804426936320 2017-10-20 14:03:48-04 @MikeIsaac record scratch, freeze frame, etc. 20662 921436755991187462 2017-10-20 14:03:36-04 @Jen_Face @MikeIsaac leo is a dog that knows he is Good 20663 921436613825187841 2017-10-20 14:03:02-04 @PAYOLETTER @oneunderscore__ sounds like someone's going cuckoo over here 20664 921436532598329345 2017-10-20 14:02:43-04 @lorenzoFB @selenalarson @HowellONeill @munchies oh here we go 20665 921436393330618368 2017-10-20 14:02:10-04 @MikeIsaac @Jen_Face leo is my favorite 20666 921435863443161089 2017-10-20 14:00:03-04 If you're curious about how antivirus software scans for malware — and how Russia may have exploited it to steal NSA files — read this. https://t.co/mIjoYvCaIZ 20667 921431993346416640 2017-10-20 13:44:41-04 @darth @marksmirniotis @wirecutter THIS DOG 20668 921420753811238917 2017-10-20 13:00:01-04 Gotta say, I'm pretty proud of this @MorningCybersec subhed. https://t.co/fJvDMOk2YR https://t.co/FsRadaLnQT 20669 921418446537199616 2017-10-20 12:50:51-04 @nycsouthpaw dog 20670 921414207224074240 2017-10-20 12:34:00-04 @daveweigel wait, do you have a blog or something? 20671 921413224351793154 2017-10-20 12:30:06-04 @JennaMC_Laugh no you are 20672 921413207058669568 2017-10-20 12:30:02-04 White House completely ignores the fact that the chief of staff told a false story. https://t.co/tMZKKVqwkb 20673 921412315261620225 2017-10-20 12:26:29-04 @JennaMC_Laugh newt gingerbreadrich 20674 921407015494307844 2017-10-20 12:05:26-04 @Susan_Hennessey Okay. 20675 921406087982657536 2017-10-20 12:01:44-04 @Susan_Hennessey Why does the fact that he told the story after a moving speech about soldiers KIA make it more likely that he misremembered? 20676 921405827168251904 2017-10-20 12:00:42-04 @ChuckRossDC I'm waiting for something to finish downloading, gotta kill time somehow 20677 921405676638924800 2017-10-20 12:00:06-04 "E.P.A. Scrubs Climate Change Website of 'Climate Change'" https://t.co/4yxH5kXeRq 20678 921405543310417920 2017-10-20 11:59:35-04 @ChuckRossDC I seem to have been! 20679 921404699504410624 2017-10-20 11:56:13-04 @ChuckRossDC this seems to have been an unnecessarily wordy tweet 20680 921404599969501184 2017-10-20 11:55:50-04 @Susan_Hennessey talk about clickbait 20681 921404554805202944 2017-10-20 11:55:39-04 @heathdwilliams omfg 20682 921402950832066560 2017-10-20 11:49:16-04 @mjs_DC ?? https://t.co/txWgzeBLAm 20683 921401212439801857 2017-10-20 11:42:22-04 @darth @pbump @TheStalwart lmao owned 20684 921396333805756418 2017-10-20 11:22:59-04 John Kelly, call your office. https://t.co/0VzwB1EiCK 20685 921395543418523650 2017-10-20 11:19:50-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams this is libel 20686 921390569489702912 2017-10-20 11:00:05-04 Today in things that would be weeks-long stories in any other admin (and it's only 11am): https://t.co/cRrvBOgYH5 https://t.co/lAJNtfGxli 20687 921390428410253312 2017-10-20 10:59:31-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams please respect me and use my christian name 20688 921390192321232896 2017-10-20 10:58:35-04 @fordm @AmesCG @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates i thought the bullying would end after the locker incidents in middle school 20689 921387169704501248 2017-10-20 10:46:34-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates that is not my name either, dj spoopsalot 20690 921385381291053056 2017-10-20 10:39:28-04 @bradheath true 20691 921384994035126272 2017-10-20 10:37:55-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams that's not my name spoopington 20692 921384773293084672 2017-10-20 10:37:03-04 @heathdwilliams @kristenkbates yes, droids and dogs only 20693 921384556116217856 2017-10-20 10:36:11-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams i am excited for that spooperino ol' girl 20694 921384056763412480 2017-10-20 10:34:12-04 @kristenkbates @heathdwilliams imo we should not have any people in movies and tv shows, only droids 20695 921382897524838401 2017-10-20 10:29:35-04 @heathdwilliams actually it means fewer* white people 20696 921382068218744833 2017-10-20 10:26:18-04 @bradheath not a great look 20697 921382025336115202 2017-10-20 10:26:07-04 @heathdwilliams love that his Twitter bio says "egalitarian" 20698 921378592868700160 2017-10-20 10:12:29-04 @pbump congrats on finding the phone number for the Office for National Statistics 20699 921377671329837056 2017-10-20 10:08:49-04 @JennaMC_Laugh 20700 921377411983437825 2017-10-20 10:07:48-04 @ZachMontellaro @blakehounshell wait, we got a first Porg-centric Christmas special???? 20701 921377223017451522 2017-10-20 10:07:02-04 @ashleyfeinberg I just cackled at my desk 20702 921377170500542466 2017-10-20 10:06:50-04 @jesseberney also, he's from Boston 20703 921376851305648128 2017-10-20 10:05:34-04 @blakehounshell but other times it is, like with this 20704 921376595713187840 2017-10-20 10:04:33-04 @blakehounshell The people are with me on this one 20705 921376554038517760 2017-10-20 10:04:23-04 @emptywheel yes 20706 921376358558765056 2017-10-20 10:03:36-04 @emptywheel You can't rush these things 20707 921375463368302592 2017-10-20 10:00:03-04 I'm offended that people think this is me. As the article explains, this person does not know their Star Wars. https://t.co/HkyPBCaVZE 20708 921375183566499840 2017-10-20 09:58:56-04 @eleventhirtyate @captainbluray @KnightofEm eleven 20709 921374245703356417 2017-10-20 09:55:13-04 @captainbluray @eleventhirtyate @KnightofEm BB-8 can get it 20710 921372644175380481 2017-10-20 09:48:51-04 @emptywheel @KeithChu @martinmatishak @io9 you are right. i take this on as my solemn mission. 20711 921371504201355264 2017-10-20 09:44:19-04 @KeithChu @martinmatishak @io9 I still don't know where the House press gallery is 20712 921371133915680769 2017-10-20 09:42:51-04 @KeithChu @martinmatishak @io9 I always have to ask a police officer 20713 921371076109787136 2017-10-20 09:42:37-04 @KeithChu @martinmatishak @io9 True story: I can never even find the Senate press gallery on the rare occasions when I go to the Hill 20714 921360379636203520 2017-10-20 09:00:07-04 Fun! https://t.co/JzRZwAfVwu https://t.co/8H1o6I02xq 20715 921355555091992577 2017-10-20 08:40:56-04 @lorenzoFB lol 20716 921346457671696385 2017-10-20 08:04:47-04 https://t.co/VkpFePqZ9D 20717 921345738885554177 2017-10-20 08:01:56-04 @IsaacDovere hats all folks 20718 921204302370222082 2017-10-19 22:39:55-04 @blakehounshell @Kherman112 lies 20719 921204132748386304 2017-10-19 22:39:15-04 @blakehounshell prove it 20720 921202465370005504 2017-10-19 22:32:37-04 @blakehounshell why aren't you brave enough to say this to my face 20721 921201299340832768 2017-10-19 22:27:59-04 @libbycwatson libby 20722 921194619551002624 2017-10-19 22:01:26-04 @AshCrossan how does this even happen bff 20723 921194352684224512 2017-10-19 22:00:23-04 @AtmaWeapon81 @eleventhirtyate @kristenkbates omfg 20724 921187843329978368 2017-10-19 21:34:31-04 @kristenkbates @AtmaWeapon81 @eleventhirtyate ffs 20725 921187505306783744 2017-10-19 21:33:10-04 @AtmaWeapon81 @kristenkbates @eleventhirtyate how dare you 20726 921185227753578497 2017-10-19 21:24:07-04 @ChuckWendig you're the spider 20727 921181824994430976 2017-10-19 21:10:36-04 @eleventhirtyate too few 20728 921181798712913920 2017-10-19 21:10:30-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate ffs 20729 921178983106007040 2017-10-19 20:59:18-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby please call me Lan Machupe from now on 20730 921175550743535621 2017-10-19 20:45:40-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby literally right now 20731 921175309361270785 2017-10-19 20:44:43-04 @eleventhirtyate @CMWAshby no? 20732 921175017106403335 2017-10-19 20:43:33-04 @CMWAshby @eleventhirtyate tag yourself I'm Lan Machupe 20733 921171611696238592 2017-10-19 20:30:01-04 "One of our colleagues stated it was a 'full moon.'" https://t.co/i5bd7LSEmh 20734 921170356102037504 2017-10-19 20:25:02-04 @EricLiptonNYT asked and answered 20735 921164061592535041 2017-10-19 20:00:01-04 https://t.co/EIXfsJ8W6q https://t.co/VT5AW9RuP1 20736 921149802372530176 2017-10-19 19:03:21-04 @Hello_Tailor Right? 20737 921148969719234561 2017-10-19 19:00:03-04 crying (https://t.co/0xPJsvoT6F) https://t.co/ZoGrT2l6TM 20738 921133869721636865 2017-10-19 18:00:03-04 This game is gonna be so good https://t.co/HrPmYGPlYD 20739 921131855562399745 2017-10-19 17:52:02-04 @nicolecieux Same 20740 921131532915499008 2017-10-19 17:50:45-04 @nicolecieux I like that Bail made a pun Nic 20741 921129256301858818 2017-10-19 17:41:43-04 @ddiamond @darth @dkathunt Darth it would make me happy if you did a poster for this 20742 921128958137118721 2017-10-19 17:40:32-04 @pbump @darth Go away 20743 921127981476696066 2017-10-19 17:36:39-04 @ddiamond @dkathunt Okay Dan you're a little bit thirsty here but I'll allow it since the reference was good 20744 921127682611531776 2017-10-19 17:35:27-04 @darth @pbump Is there nothing you won't ruin 20745 921126316275109888 2017-10-19 17:30:02-04 Yeah, that was ... a thing that happened. https://t.co/5plewaB09Q 20746 921125233385406469 2017-10-19 17:25:43-04 @pbump "no one" is a pretty weird Post slang term for "everyone" 20747 921123887437565952 2017-10-19 17:20:23-04 @pbump what if I'm not 20748 921121360847532033 2017-10-19 17:10:20-04 @GossiTheDog Ah, so it's the chilling effect on the internal candor. 20749 921120655613091846 2017-10-19 17:07:32-04 @GossiTheDog I'm curious: What do you see as the danger of the public knowing that Stamos feels this way? 20750 921118769052831744 2017-10-19 17:00:02-04 Incredible. https://t.co/PP6ZBhhyOb https://t.co/ScdyFLIdWY 20751 921117034452258822 2017-10-19 16:53:09-04 @pbump the correct answer is In-n-Out 20752 921115851419463681 2017-10-19 16:48:27-04 @libbycwatson THESE. EYES. 20753 921115746616344576 2017-10-19 16:48:02-04 @LillianSkye_ You're halfway between the two, so on average, your Uber drivers were right 20754 921115003482198016 2017-10-19 16:45:04-04 @darth @PatrickSvitek #TBT https://t.co/fTKBhcU4mD 20755 921114094249406464 2017-10-19 16:41:28-04 @aedwardslevy cry heifer and let slip the cows of war 20756 921111218399645697 2017-10-19 16:30:02-04 Yep -----> https://t.co/7sEFgHZu8h 20757 921104792168083457 2017-10-19 16:04:30-04 @nycsouthpaw talk about the other shoe dropping, pup 20758 921103746356187136 2017-10-19 16:00:21-04 CIA spokesman Ryan Trapani tells me: “The intelligence assessment with regard to Russian election meddling has not changed, and the Director did not intend to suggest that it had.” 20759 921103699740712961 2017-10-19 16:00:09-04 @dellcam always practice safe cyber 20760 921102304987795458 2017-10-19 15:54:37-04 @NoahShachtman is your news cooler than @justinjm1's news 20761 921100201045176321 2017-10-19 15:46:15-04 @gregotto JESUS 20762 921096770049978369 2017-10-19 15:32:37-04 This was.........interesting. https://t.co/Uk54hs1Hxz 20763 921090755560648705 2017-10-19 15:08:43-04 I have asked the CIA if Director Pompeo plans to correct the false statement that he made today. 20764 921088562249867264 2017-10-19 15:00:00-04 "We did not make an assessment of the impact that Russian activities had on the outcome of the 2016 election." https://t.co/O7vQFvGc3v https://t.co/mmUy7xfeCi 20765 921080775080112128 2017-10-19 14:29:04-04 @zandywithaz @darth belinda could do whatever she wanted to my apartment and i would just pet her 20766 921080239895252992 2017-10-19 14:26:56-04 @ashleyfeinberg @KramReklaw @FormerBu NARRATOR VOICE: In the end, it was, in fact, about her emails. 20767 921080153580752896 2017-10-19 14:26:36-04 @zandywithaz @darth THAT FACE 20768 921079858557542400 2017-10-19 14:25:25-04 @kevincollier 2 COMEY 2 FURIOUS 20769 921079745370099713 2017-10-19 14:24:58-04 @KramReklaw is this true @ashleyfeinberg 20770 921079296961245184 2017-10-19 14:23:11-04 @NickPisanoDC I still get tweet alerts, which means it's the same user ID, which means it wasn't deleted and recreated. 20771 921079177369014275 2017-10-19 14:22:43-04 @zandywithaz @darth eeeeeeeeee 20772 921074678608875520 2017-10-19 14:04:50-04 @sarahjeong i'm honestly impressed 20773 921073476307443713 2017-10-19 14:00:04-04 omg https://t.co/qRKY9aGY0g 20774 921073297433006080 2017-10-19 13:59:21-04 @DavidBeltran718 That's not exactly clear 20775 921071554443825153 2017-10-19 13:52:25-04 @oneunderscore__ still, it's nice of davis to gar-field the question 20776 921069587466203136 2017-10-19 13:44:36-04 @normative wow RINO 20777 921069073424928769 2017-10-19 13:42:34-04 @ChuckWendig @KevinHearne but the rest of you will be eaten 20778 921067618483752962 2017-10-19 13:36:47-04 @ChuckWendig @KevinHearne too late, you are surviving in beard form 20779 921067552129896449 2017-10-19 13:36:31-04 @KevinHearne @ChuckWendig thank you 20780 921067421523431426 2017-10-19 13:36:00-04 @gregotto @dnvolz OMFG 20781 921067001816248320 2017-10-19 13:34:20-04 @vanmarshall Happy birthday!! So great to see you in NY! <3 20782 921065713145733120 2017-10-19 13:29:13-04 @KevinHearne @ChuckWendig if you eat chuck can you please save at least a bit of his beard so i can have something to argue with on twitter 20783 921064620701421569 2017-10-19 13:24:52-04 @DavidBeltran718 Non-violent attempts to influence foreign leadership, whether digital or otherwise, are not currently considered warfare 20784 921064353163563009 2017-10-19 13:23:48-04 @DanielStrauss4 @blakehounshell Beyoncé? 20785 921064109860380674 2017-10-19 13:22:50-04 @blakehounshell Porgs? 20786 921062498412957698 2017-10-19 13:16:26-04 @Joseph_Marks_ i use it as the text equivalent of a quirked eyebrow 20787 921062433560715266 2017-10-19 13:16:11-04 @rhhackett @jchcov talk about a shitty situation. sorry 20788 921062312513101826 2017-10-19 13:15:42-04 @jbreisblatt there is no agreed-upon definition of cyberwarfare, and she's connecting concepts that aren't well-defined with high-stakes ones that are 20789 921062152726831105 2017-10-19 13:15:04-04 @jbreisblatt https://t.co/S7CXPiEL4y 20790 921062082954584064 2017-10-19 13:14:47-04 @Joseph_Marks_ ... 20791 921062042861219840 2017-10-19 13:14:38-04 @bsdtectr @JennaMC_Laugh never monger before 9am, i always say 20792 921061883897155584 2017-10-19 13:14:00-04 @JennaMC_Laugh we can't take anything for granted anymore jenna 20793 921061629994983426 2017-10-19 13:12:59-04 @JennaMC_Laugh important question: do we think nikki haley likes porgs 20794 921061435190456320 2017-10-19 13:12:13-04 @JennaMC_Laugh love too monger wars 20795 921061323533901824 2017-10-19 13:11:46-04 @DavidBeltran718 that has nothing to do with whether the USG is ready to call it warfare, which it isn't 20796 921060859903922177 2017-10-19 13:09:56-04 @sandee_mcmaster @nycsouthpaw language is slippery; my point is, this language points toward that conclusion 20797 921059399145312256 2017-10-19 13:04:07-04 @jbreisblatt to describe election interference? 20798 921059312130252802 2017-10-19 13:03:47-04 @nycsouthpaw even short of collective defense, don't want to establish the precedent that interfering in elections constitutes an act of war 20799 921056954407161856 2017-10-19 12:54:24-04 @nycsouthpaw gotta be a generic wireless intercom button 20800 921052257386418177 2017-10-19 12:35:45-04 @Tcann13 #squadgoals 20801 921046545981759488 2017-10-19 12:13:03-04 @HowellONeill It was more that they said if he did one, it would be a later one — in other words, he won't be at the first one 20802 921045466862759936 2017-10-19 12:08:46-04 @HowellONeill Committee previously said they were going to do multiple hearings and have him testify at a later one 20803 921044755907215360 2017-10-19 12:05:56-04 .@HouseScience releases witness list for next week's Kaspersky hearing (10/25, 10am, https://t.co/HvouhEqMYh). * Donna Dodson, top NIST cyber adviser * @GSA_CIO * @jamesnorton99 * Sean Kanuck, first ODNI National Intelligence Officer for Cyber Issues https://t.co/hvfZOMhPdt 20804 921043090521100288 2017-10-19 11:59:19-04 @oneunderscore__ omg 20805 921042308895858688 2017-10-19 11:56:13-04 @morningmoneyben sadly yes i do 20806 921042289337696256 2017-10-19 11:56:08-04 @HowellONeill @e_kaspersky ah, understood 20807 921041921178505217 2017-10-19 11:54:40-04 @morningmoneyben wow 20808 921041834557788161 2017-10-19 11:54:20-04 @HowellONeill @e_kaspersky U.S. officials, so ... congressional officials? No one else can rescind the invite. 20809 921040428706746369 2017-10-19 11:48:44-04 @morningmoneyben @kenyon @KenyonCollegian smh you didn't mention me in your interview 20810 921036976324841476 2017-10-19 11:35:01-04 @dnvolz Kapernicus 20811 921030428726890496 2017-10-19 11:09:00-04 @Benergizer1 @admiraljello @brian_nov dang 20812 921029272042647552 2017-10-19 11:04:25-04 @darth ZODIAC E A T H T A X 20813 921029123300102144 2017-10-19 11:03:49-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello more like too ~good~ 20814 921029102613786624 2017-10-19 11:03:44-04 @admiraljello @brian_nov then they should all get a PC 20815 921029075401093121 2017-10-19 11:03:38-04 @josephfcox We have more on this in today's newsletter! https://t.co/BydJMKoPui 20816 921028798128238592 2017-10-19 11:02:32-04 @brian_nov @admiraljello no the correct answer is PC 20817 921028178986131456 2017-10-19 11:00:04-04 Patrick has been livetweeting good highlights from this wide-ranging SASC hearing on cyber defense. DHS, DOD, and FBI witnesses. https://t.co/u6jnmYT52I 20818 921028132974587904 2017-10-19 10:59:53-04 @Bing_Chris Equatorial Guinea 20819 921027052626640898 2017-10-19 10:55:35-04 @RalstonReports @nycsouthpaw it's a heller of a thing 20820 921026776905678848 2017-10-19 10:54:30-04 @AngryBlackLady Wise words https://t.co/MeGqBTOM0j 20821 921025841701810182 2017-10-19 10:50:47-04 @Hello_Tailor it me 20822 921025489136996353 2017-10-19 10:49:23-04 @AshCrossan sorry should I unfollow you 20823 921025246144196608 2017-10-19 10:48:25-04 @AshCrossan what if Iden kills Leia 20824 921025042066083840 2017-10-19 10:47:36-04 @Hello_Tailor much like myself 20825 921024452565045248 2017-10-19 10:45:15-04 @KenDilanianNBC This sentence is hard to parse, but if you mean DOD has no plan to protect the election, that's not surprising. Posse Comitatus right? 20826 921023985973977088 2017-10-19 10:43:24-04 @AshCrossan @kristenkbates oh shit whaddup 20827 921023838120501248 2017-10-19 10:42:49-04 @kristenkbates @AshCrossan Leia on ... Naboo?? 20828 921018900929744896 2017-10-19 10:23:12-04 The Senate Judiciary Committee just voted 20-0 to approve Boeing exec John Demers' nomination to be head of DOJ's National Security Division. Now goes to the full Senate. 20829 921016784207142914 2017-10-19 10:14:47-04 @dnvolz tfw the cyber is so big 20830 921013073607053312 2017-10-19 10:00:03-04 "Sharing Election Threat Info with States Won’t be One-Size-Fits-All, DHS Says": https://t.co/Hv2ZJInWC8 from @Joseph_Marks_ 20831 921008964330049536 2017-10-19 09:43:43-04 @pablohidalgo ah, like Waru 20832 921007105687146496 2017-10-19 09:36:20-04 @briantruitt where is this cited tho 20833 921006533772705792 2017-10-19 09:34:03-04 @pablohidalgo why are you awake and tweeting at Star Wars nerds at 6:30 20834 921001855714582528 2017-10-19 09:15:28-04 .@martinmatishak scoop in today's @MorningCybersec: White House won't let @RobJoyce45 testify at this morning's SASC hearing. https://t.co/REfShFH6R7 20835 920987540815056897 2017-10-19 08:18:35-04 @Wanderlustin @brian_nov @JoinTheSchwarz yeah, please fill me in as well 20836 920986771621580801 2017-10-19 08:15:32-04 @Wanderlustin saf! 20837 920985381499174917 2017-10-19 08:10:00-04 Easy D for big B? https://t.co/NqpMbU3ivd 20838 920838391150804993 2017-10-18 22:25:55-04 I cannot handle this https://t.co/CHjgEoQPY4 20839 920816779500441600 2017-10-18 21:00:02-04 thread https://t.co/kiB4IADxeQ 20840 920801680215732224 2017-10-18 20:00:02-04 xkcd, great as always https://t.co/KfpXUj2rM8 https://t.co/dkx6ixdKwR 20841 920795891635593216 2017-10-18 19:37:02-04 @emilyjhorne @kevincollier @wexler I'm not asking about an individual account! I'm asking a general question. 20842 920790722827182086 2017-10-18 19:16:30-04 @kevincollier Yeah, I was notified too. I mean, I think it works like that, but maybe we should ask @wexler. 20843 920788308271288325 2017-10-18 19:06:54-04 @kevincollier I'm guessing he closed the account and someone else grabbed it and then changed the username 20844 920786581446938624 2017-10-18 19:00:03-04 I loved that this week's episode of The Flash had a villain whose power was basically hacking IoT devices. 20845 920783935331885056 2017-10-18 18:49:32-04 @kevincollier Assuming he still controls this account... 20846 920783866184523777 2017-10-18 18:49:15-04 @kelseylh @morningmoneyben I'm a lovable guy 20847 920783312284774401 2017-10-18 18:47:03-04 Normally I'd never advise you to read or listen to anything from my hated nemesis @morningmoneyben but his podcast is good and there is Cyber https://t.co/JgiQ7L9zRs 20848 920776508758745088 2017-10-18 18:20:01-04 @isikbreen @DarknessRandom @nycsouthpaw yes, this comic shows Vader basically torturing a Jedi's kyber crystal until it turns red https://t.co/pKlFebXB1d 20849 920775859535040513 2017-10-18 18:17:26-04 @isikbreen @nycsouthpaw nope 20850 920775356306657282 2017-10-18 18:15:26-04 @heathdwilliams @nycsouthpaw omg shut up 20851 920775057110118400 2017-10-18 18:14:15-04 @nycsouthpaw Oh actually, I messed up. In the new canon, it is established that red blades come from dark-siders basically hurting the kyber crystals. So this is wrong. Red = dark side. 20852 920773919753240578 2017-10-18 18:09:44-04 @nycsouthpaw This is correct 20853 920767731137425410 2017-10-18 17:45:08-04 Acting federal CIO shares details about how OMB is preparing to implement @HurdOnTheHill's pending IT modernization bill: https://t.co/lLD4ePKdtS 20854 920767626401468416 2017-10-18 17:44:43-04 @nycsouthpaw are you a CIA puppy 20855 920756380667138048 2017-10-18 17:00:02-04 ???? https://t.co/7Bgv3fm3jY 20856 920753710350860289 2017-10-18 16:49:25-04 Significant comment given all the recent threat intel reports about likely Chinese hackers' activity https://t.co/wdGIUBKvSH 20857 920750624865742850 2017-10-18 16:37:10-04 @HowellONeill @zackwhittaker Track your trackers 20858 920745714694676480 2017-10-18 16:17:39-04 @johnlevenstein @darth This is the cutest 20859 920739020312891398 2017-10-18 15:51:03-04 Dana Boente, acting head of DOJ's National Security Division, speaking now at #CyberTalks. https://t.co/5W156gxeCo 20860 920735471671627777 2017-10-18 15:36:57-04 @jbarro I've heard worse proposed rules changes 20861 920734015308681217 2017-10-18 15:31:10-04 @clubjade 20862 920730116614950913 2017-10-18 15:15:40-04 @Marcissist @ditzkoff The kicker is amazing too 20863 920722563357200384 2017-10-18 14:45:39-04 @ashleyfeinberg [ted cruz tweet] 20864 920719077051699200 2017-10-18 14:31:48-04 As I reported last month, OMB's cyber unit, housed in the Office of the Federal CIO, has lost about a third of its staff since January. Today, Graves told me that they're quickly filling those ranks. Stay tuned for more from our interview and her talk here at #CyberTalks. 20865 920711088542425088 2017-10-18 14:00:04-04 I almost can't believe this is a real quote https://t.co/039qujvPZx 20866 920701963028893699 2017-10-18 13:23:48-04 On the SSN replacement front: Graves said OMB has put together a working group, with agencies that heavily use SSNs, to discuss "how we might work with industry to come up with alternate pathways" for digital identity. 20867 920699852719312896 2017-10-18 13:15:25-04 At #CyberTalks conference, acting Federal CIO Margie Graves says OMB+ATC expect to deliver final IT modernization report to Trump by the end of this week. 20868 920695998560776193 2017-10-18 13:00:06-04 At SJC hearing w/ AG Sessions, @SenWhitehouse slammed DOJ for "deafening" silence on election security solutions: https://t.co/HpHc129Zfb 20869 920685639619751937 2017-10-18 12:18:56-04 @Wanderlustin they cute 20870 920683186094530561 2017-10-18 12:09:11-04 @Wanderlustin omg saf are these ur kitties 20871 920682919760486400 2017-10-18 12:08:08-04 @savkthom so true 20872 920680886353395715 2017-10-18 12:00:03-04 Certainly has been interesting to watch what Nunes is doing https://t.co/98XhJkDOAF 20873 920671293741195264 2017-10-18 11:21:56-04 @juliehubs @darth that FACE 20874 920665781536477184 2017-10-18 11:00:02-04 Scoops from me in @MorningCybersec: @NSAGov & @SecretService letters to @RepTedLieu & an update on cyber EO reports: https://t.co/CSAtuMl2Qn 20875 920665517022699520 2017-10-18 10:58:59-04 @arb BENNY 20876 920659840900521984 2017-10-18 10:36:25-04 @tomlobianco nothing strange about it 20877 920650986057863169 2017-10-18 10:01:14-04 @Bing_Chris Many.. 20878 920650688929005570 2017-10-18 10:00:03-04 The National Archives is worried that the Trump administration is ignoring records preservation laws: https://t.co/NMWQGcgr9U https://t.co/H5anqLlzvt 20879 920649548208463873 2017-10-18 09:55:31-04 @googlecalendar After switching to the new look, opening the feedback tab freezes Calendar in my browser (latest Chrome, OS X 10.11.6). Seems to be a problem with generating a screenshot. 20880 920647919220482048 2017-10-18 09:49:03-04 @JennaMC_Laugh I love dysfunction 20881 920639849018855424 2017-10-18 09:16:59-04 @HowellONeill can you shout something until i can pinpoint your location 20882 920639808820666368 2017-10-18 09:16:49-04 @HowellONeill i'm looking around trying to find you but i can't see you 20883 920639652402552833 2017-10-18 09:16:12-04 @HowellONeill hi 20884 920635587157286912 2017-10-18 09:00:03-04 "The documents...were presented without any data or information to back up the assertions..." https://t.co/0pysG6eRyM https://t.co/XZ75cnkAGd 20885 920622141409808385 2017-10-18 08:06:37-04 @MikeIsaac mike get an asus gaming laptop 20886 920617430371700736 2017-10-18 07:47:54-04 *wakes up, checks Twitter* I see everything is still incredibly dumb 20887 920501119733981184 2017-10-18 00:05:43-04 @kateconger @selenalarson haha you said "if" but you meant "it" 20888 920501061277896705 2017-10-18 00:05:29-04 @AndrewCouts @kateconger @selenalarson we're done here 20889 920500756041666560 2017-10-18 00:04:16-04 @AndrewCouts @kateconger @selenalarson i . will . end . you 20890 920500638185902081 2017-10-18 00:03:48-04 @kateconger @selenalarson i hate you so much 20891 920500428659404803 2017-10-18 00:02:58-04 @kateconger @selenalarson probably good #opsec tbh 20892 920500285751033857 2017-10-18 00:02:24-04 @kateconger @selenalarson i enjoy how you tagged selena in this photo despite it being a photo of aaron 20893 920499825753419777 2017-10-18 00:00:35-04 this is a photo of @ASankin holding @selenalarson's phone showing a live image of me holding my phone showing a photo of @ASankin https://t.co/2vezdd38df 20894 920481380076748800 2017-10-17 22:47:17-04 @literallycondom @pbump @darth @varshaoforange @helper @RodRosenstein omfg 20895 920473260092985345 2017-10-17 22:15:01-04 @CelesteKatzNYC @RyanODonnellPA @darth wow these dogs are all very good i would like to see more of them 20896 920454384798093312 2017-10-17 21:00:01-04 something something moist https://t.co/ARvxaZ3gaD 20897 920440914371280897 2017-10-17 20:06:29-04 This is me in literally every moment of 2017 btw https://t.co/DyIXvOEZgX 20898 920440654739791872 2017-10-17 20:05:27-04 @Jee_vuh what country borders both the caspian sea and the persian gulf (iran) 20899 920440614944149504 2017-10-17 20:05:18-04 @sparksjls seems about right 20900 920439818160672768 2017-10-17 20:02:08-04 By the way, the only other time this happened was in 1993, and it was another service member. https://t.co/k19ObsVYcu https://t.co/CtzYRdJ3lp 20901 920439171692580864 2017-10-17 19:59:34-04 @sparksjls did alexandra scream 20902 920438938950668288 2017-10-17 19:58:38-04 I literally screamed when this happened https://t.co/8IbKvQeRSz 20903 920424197045833733 2017-10-17 19:00:03-04 Obviously you gotta read @Olivianuzzi's Bo Dietl profile https://t.co/0vwIacXGUT https://t.co/vw62fgk2EV 20904 920413382347456512 2017-10-17 18:17:05-04 @aedwardslevy Now that makes Moore sense, but Alabama Dems Jonesing for good news have already seen the results and Doug in 20905 920409405086105602 2017-10-17 18:01:17-04 @HowellONeill @lorenzoFB I understand the MB audience. I'm saying this doesn't seem like news. Of course they're doing this. Just my two cents. 20906 920409096167211008 2017-10-17 18:00:03-04 This is quite a thing. (From @JaneMayerNYer's excellent Pence profile: https://t.co/N7z5pPmIKN) https://t.co/9ZSarFVTue 20907 920408219759017984 2017-10-17 17:56:34-04 @WilliamTurton @lorenzoFB Will 20908 920407956298108930 2017-10-17 17:55:31-04 @nycsouthpaw Please retract your scorn and issue a formal apology to me https://t.co/6pBLtleGW4 20909 920407844754808832 2017-10-17 17:55:05-04 @HowellONeill @lorenzoFB Just not sure why this is a story. Nothing illegal or unexpected about this. Shrug. 20910 920406787362344960 2017-10-17 17:50:53-04 @lorenzoFB ...okay? 20911 920401478531117056 2017-10-17 17:29:47-04 @nycsouthpaw it's an expression. also you're a dog, you're probably like not even allowed to eat apples 20912 920400597580435457 2017-10-17 17:26:17-04 @darth @pbump @AaronBlake @paleofuture @thisisjendoll thank you for putting R2 on my bike he is the best character 20913 920399959572254720 2017-10-17 17:23:45-04 @TonyRomm chartkward 20914 920399914244431873 2017-10-17 17:23:34-04 @honorcamper @darth @pbump @AaronBlake @paleofuture @thisisjendoll trust me i have a sense about these things 20915 920399315675373569 2017-10-17 17:21:11-04 @honorcamper @darth @pbump @AaronBlake @paleofuture @thisisjendoll it would never work campumpkin 20916 920399272713048064 2017-10-17 17:21:01-04 @nycsouthpaw not often you get two bites at the same apple 20917 920398366386868224 2017-10-17 17:17:25-04 @darth @pbump @AaronBlake @paleofuture @thisisjendoll red pandas can't even ride bikes 20918 920388401718755329 2017-10-17 16:37:49-04 @ChuckWendig bloop 20919 920387504683012103 2017-10-17 16:34:15-04 @ChuckWendig what what what 20920 920386286866829315 2017-10-17 16:29:25-04 @ChuckWendig what 20921 920378223732645888 2017-10-17 15:57:22-04 @LilyAblon Okay just confirming! 20922 920376444211138560 2017-10-17 15:50:18-04 @ddiamond @MissGloop no, that's 20923 920376210609274882 2017-10-17 15:49:23-04 @LilyAblon This report is from 2015, right? Am I missing something? https://t.co/9QARJevUSx 20924 920375618335924224 2017-10-17 15:47:01-04 @VileZero yikes 20925 920372924053377030 2017-10-17 15:36:19-04 @ddiamond apology accepted, captain diamond 20926 920372399274643461 2017-10-17 15:34:14-04 @ohheygreat @darth wow this is A LOT 20927 920372317640851457 2017-10-17 15:33:54-04 @ddiamond this is beneath you 20928 920372300083613696 2017-10-17 15:33:50-04 @ohheygreat show me 20929 920371352225419265 2017-10-17 15:30:04-04 @ohheygreat strong cat 20930 920371344033722368 2017-10-17 15:30:02-04 evergreen https://t.co/WiJQwpxlFq 20931 920371335024594944 2017-10-17 15:30:00-04 @ChuckWendig i'm very mature for my age 20932 920370959164551168 2017-10-17 15:28:30-04 @ChuckWendig what in the lord's name is going on here 20933 920370833561915393 2017-10-17 15:28:01-04 @ddiamond I know you want to join in 20934 920352619067068417 2017-10-17 14:15:38-04 @heathdwilliams #LGM 20935 920352297858818048 2017-10-17 14:14:21-04 @nycsouthpaw @ditzkoff u need to assimilate 20936 920351763819106304 2017-10-17 14:12:14-04 @nycsouthpaw @ditzkoff just realized this is literally begging like a dog (https://t.co/FvqmOlcp9c) 20937 920351591491923969 2017-10-17 14:11:33-04 @AshCrossan See, that would be fine 20938 920350883669577728 2017-10-17 14:08:44-04 @IsaacDovere art of the deal 20939 920350782104449024 2017-10-17 14:08:20-04 @nycsouthpaw @ditzkoff but then dean baquet will be asking "who let the dog in" 20940 920350489535008768 2017-10-17 14:07:10-04 @_nitz but that's a duo 20941 920350237843181569 2017-10-17 14:06:10-04 @ddiamond @ditzkoff lololol 20942 920350166057717761 2017-10-17 14:05:53-04 @AshCrossan @GermainLussier ash crossan, seed planter 20943 920350096134418433 2017-10-17 14:05:36-04 fwiw https://t.co/ZfU7LRHZYX 20944 920349962428350464 2017-10-17 14:05:04-04 @AshCrossan @GermainLussier ash crossan, clairvoyant 20945 920349776511754241 2017-10-17 14:04:20-04 @_nitz I would have named it after the plot of the movie but they're not brave enough to do that 20946 920349628746338305 2017-10-17 14:03:45-04 @ditzkoff way to brag that you get ap alerts 20947 920349250277593088 2017-10-17 14:02:15-04 @EliStokols oops 20948 920348701452832770 2017-10-17 14:00:04-04 I'm disappointed that they called it "Solo" too but this seems excessive https://t.co/l1m4sZyv7f 20949 920348251768881152 2017-10-17 13:58:17-04 @AshCrossan @GermainLussier Whoa-ho 20950 920347282188525570 2017-10-17 13:54:25-04 @frankpallotta One thing I do not miss about my old job is having to write headlines like this 20951 920344387208523776 2017-10-17 13:42:55-04 @Isa_Chapman @KFILE subject-matter eggspert? 20952 920344249941491712 2017-10-17 13:42:23-04 @dceiver thank u 20953 920344079187300352 2017-10-17 13:41:42-04 @dceiver the world would be a better place if they did 20954 920343806104494080 2017-10-17 13:40:37-04 @dceiver I'm in both, it's not so hard 20955 920342982548705281 2017-10-17 13:37:20-04 @heathdwilliams correct, almost 20956 920342846527426562 2017-10-17 13:36:48-04 @heathdwilliams if you do this you will be almost as cool as i was in 2014 https://t.co/XdCLPZh0Dz 20957 920342642147446784 2017-10-17 13:35:59-04 @heathdwilliams please actually do this 20958 920342463205789696 2017-10-17 13:35:17-04 @Bing_Chris chris come on 20959 920341499056934918 2017-10-17 13:31:27-04 @eleventhirtyate Han Solo and the Goblet of Fire wait hang on 20960 920341149272944640 2017-10-17 13:30:03-04 I know, I know, don't anthropomorphize the cow, but this cow looks SO HAPPY https://t.co/7JVefX5ffu 20961 920340619599515648 2017-10-17 13:27:57-04 @darth god. damn. it. 20962 920339956572319744 2017-10-17 13:25:19-04 @Olivianuzzi true; Article XII 20963 920339460511977472 2017-10-17 13:23:21-04 @Olivianuzzi it's interesting that racism only became bad sometime after the 1970s 20964 920339032495845376 2017-10-17 13:21:39-04 @Olivianuzzi I do love that but the best part for me is that he justified it by saying he was a cop in the 70s 20965 920337179775291392 2017-10-17 13:14:17-04 @darth @lizzieohreally OMFG 20966 920336391896215553 2017-10-17 13:11:09-04 @clubjade zendaya 20967 920335933546926080 2017-10-17 13:09:20-04 @Olivianuzzi I think my favorite part is "I’ve probably used the N-word! You gotta remember something; I was a detective and a cop in the 1970s." 20968 920335629967388672 2017-10-17 13:08:07-04 @Awe_some_Rossum @darth wow 20969 920335163158073344 2017-10-17 13:06:16-04 @heathdwilliams i really hope they never say his name in the film 20970 920334567407542273 2017-10-17 13:03:54-04 @lizzieohreally @darth this is her "i'm not canon, give up the dream" look 20971 920334382107381760 2017-10-17 13:03:10-04 @darth she's not canon darth 20972 920333951734026240 2017-10-17 13:01:27-04 @aedwardslevy of course you searched this 20973 920328362345816064 2017-10-17 12:39:15-04 @darth @coreykindberg @Olivianuzzi what...even is this darth 20974 920327483253288960 2017-10-17 12:35:45-04 @coreykindberg @Olivianuzzi what 20975 920327354215485440 2017-10-17 12:35:14-04 @darth @coreykindberg @Olivianuzzi don't have a cow darth ok 20976 920327214528425992 2017-10-17 12:34:41-04 @coreykindberg @Olivianuzzi normoolize 20977 920318983940829185 2017-10-17 12:01:59-04 @aedwardslevy nothing will ever be runaway llamas 20978 920318499704094720 2017-10-17 12:00:03-04 This seems totally fine. https://t.co/pfVUZTs5Zy